Archburger rant and fast-food hacks

I have my Big Mac and my couple of

I have my Big Mac and my couple of

coffees, and I'm in a little bit better

coffees, and I'm in a little bit better

mood. And you wanted the bigger Mac and

mood. And you wanted the bigger Mac and

it showed up and They have something

it showed up and They have something

called the Arch Burger, but it looks

called the Arch Burger, but it looks

like it had like six patties on it. And

like it had like six patties on it. And

it's like that's like a lot of Wait,

it's like that's like a lot of Wait,

that's a thing? It's like the 10 bucks.

that's a thing? It's like the 10 bucks.

Yeah, it's like 10 bucks. You can get

Yeah, it's like 10 bucks. You can get

that thing. It's an Arch Burger, yeah.

that thing. It's an Arch Burger, yeah.

And

And

It was a myth.

It was a myth.

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>> They didn't have a deal with the Arch

>> They didn't have a deal with the Arch

Burger for like

Burger for like

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>> large fries with that, so I got the

>> large fries with that, so I got the

regular Big Mac and

regular Big Mac and

>> Wait. All right, so uh at least for the

>> Wait. All right, so uh at least for the

Midwest, we don't have that yet. Arch

Midwest, we don't have that yet. Arch

Burger does not exist. I I heard about

Burger does not exist. I I heard about

it

it

through Tik Tok, but

through Tik Tok, but

I guess California does have like some

I guess California does have like some

of the I don't know if we have a test

of the I don't know if we have a test

restaurant, but they but I do is they do

restaurant, but they but I do is they do

come out first and like I'm sure you

come out first and like I'm sure you

know, higher populations and and

know, higher populations and and

cuz I mean, uh New York can't be a test

cuz I mean, uh New York can't be a test

ground for it, so Yeah, it can. I mean,

ground for it, so Yeah, it can. I mean,

big cities, yeah, because they have the

big cities, yeah, because they have the

this high density, but New New York New

this high density, but New New York New

York specifically can't be a test I

York specifically can't be a test I

mean, that's next close like the closest

mean, that's next close like the closest

big city to me, so

big city to me, so

So that's aside from Chicago, but I mean

So that's aside from Chicago, but I mean

They used to have a thing called the

They used to have a thing called the

Arch Deluxe, but now they don't, but so

Arch Deluxe, but now they don't, but so

this is called the Big Arch. Look at

this is called the Big Arch. Look at

this.

this.

That's

That's

And it's eight patties? No, it

And it's eight patties? No, it

looks like it looks like one It looks

looks like it looks like one It looks

like two really big Let me see how many

like two really big Let me see how many

It looks like at least three big ones.

It looks like at least three big ones.

>> Oh, like a a a quarter pounder or double

>> Oh, like a a a quarter pounder or double

Let me see.

Let me see.

quarter

>> Or that quarter pounder. I bet it's

quarter

>> Or that quarter pounder. I bet it's

almost a pound. Okay, so it says

almost a pound. Okay, so it says

The McDeluxe The Arch So there's no one

The McDeluxe The Arch So there's no one

called the Arch Deluxe, but this is the

called the Arch Deluxe, but this is the

Big Arch is I thought we had a beef

Big Arch is I thought we had a beef

shortage. The Beef shortage? We

shortage. The Beef shortage? We

have plenty of cows.

have plenty of cows.

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>> Especially now we have we have we have

>> Especially now we have we have we have

the all these little cows on the

the all these little cows on the

It's all fake meat and all. So see,

It's all fake meat and all. So see,

what's an Arch Burger? It says Arch

what's an Arch Burger? It says Arch

Burger is two quarter pound beef patties

Burger is two quarter pound beef patties

and three slices of white cheddar,

and three slices of white cheddar,

crispy fried onions, slivered onions,

crispy fried onions, slivered onions,

pickles, lettuce, Big Arch sauce, and a

pickles, lettuce, Big Arch sauce, and a

toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.

toasted sesame and poppy seed bun.