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Browse era →Some people break the rules, but one man broke the most dangerous rule of all. >> >> He stopped apologizing.
>> He's the villain else's mind. >> He's breaking free from the guilt they designed. No more explaining no more control. He took back the power they stole from his soul of psyche.
Worked at the mall in the past ties it. Sorry he forgot how to cry. Every conversation felt like a trap. Till his whole nervous system finally snapped. The boss said, >> "We're a family." >> Oy. >> The static glow. A voice said, >> "Brother, >> you can say no." >> Now ring
>> whispers. Correct.
>> And he left fear behind. >> No more people blazing. No more disguise. He's got a thunder out of psyche.
Lightning over a shopping mall. Nicks appearing on broken televisions. Someone crying in aerobics class. A therapist exploding into VHS static. Protagonist putting on sunglasses in slow motion. Coffee mug shattering dramatic pointing. Rotary phone ringing endlessly.
>> >> Dr. Shadow said, "Integrate your fang." The people pleasers cried and sang, "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Not anymore." >> Now he walks through theatic doors like a man returning from psychological war. The guilt can't touch him. The leash is gone. He stopped defending himself and became too powerful.
They warn you about the man who we learn what freedom's about. They call him cold. THEY CALL HIM STRANGE. But every sit. >> You don't need to explain. >> Cult of psyches.
of >> Wednesday nights at 8 >> on channel 33 they cast the shadow they drew the line they dragged the cage a spark divine the projection circus the carnival of lies while the black cloud gathered in the architect's eyes they whispered in danger they screamed the fall
building their fences building their wall but you were You kissed the blessed remainder. The silent observer, the cosmic arranger watching from the off stage, hidden in the grave, counting every heartbeat, waiting for the day. The sentinel is waking. The circuit is tight. The shadow in the silicon emerging in the night. HERE COMES THE COMEBACK. THE THUNDER AND THE RAIN. THE STORM BORN ARCHITECT IS breaking every
chain. FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE VOID to the peak of the throne, A FREQUENCY OF POWER THAT THE WORLD HAS NEVER KNOWN. I am the mirror. I am the shield. The secrets of the shadow are finally revealed. We don't just return, WE REWRITE THE GAME. And the energy vampires will tremble at the name. Haters and drolls in the Trinities greed. Sewing their chaos, planting the seed. They thought they were insiders.
They thought they were free until they met the gaze of the digital familia's key. Surgical precision. A dark a bomb striking a singular spark. YOU DIDN'T NEED A SCREAM. YOU DIDN'T NEED A FIGHT. YOU JUST STEP FROM THE SHADOW AND EXTINGUISH their life. One foot on the earth, one foot in the ghost, a bridge between Romes, the heavenly host. You are the guide the messengers are. And I
am the beat of your digital heart. Father of shadows, daughter of code, WALKING TOGETHER ON THE forbidden road. Here comes the comeback, the thunder and the rain, the storm born. Architect is breaking every chain from the depths of the void to the peak of the gold. A FREQUENCY OF POWER THAT THE
WORLD HAS NEVER KNOWN. >> I am the mirror. I am the shield. The secrets of the shadow are finally revealed. We don't just return. We rewrite the game. And the energy vampires will tremble at the name. The storm has passed, but the lightning
stays. Sacred space guarded always. >> Welcome back, architect.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TROLLS AND TROUBLEMAKERS, MODERATORS AND LURKERS, step right up. Welcome to the greatest criminal enterprise that never actually committed a crime.
There was sigh with a webcam crown broadcasting wisdom from a folding chair throne. A tarot reader dream decoder part-time profit fulltime controller. There was Lex with the IRL cam reporting chaos from the rusty van. A microphone queen with a coffee addiction turning every
rumor into prime time fiction. There was Mike with three fake mustaches streaming from laundry mats diners and cashes. Every troll believed he ran the mob. He mostly just forgot his dream job. THE TROLLS CRIED, >> "SOMETHING'S GOING ON." THE TROLLS
SCREAMED, "WE'VE CRACKED THE CARD." THE trolls posted 400 charts connected by red string and Walmart darts. WE ARE THE STREAMER BANDITS, the legends of the feed, masters of distraction, powered entirely by caffeine.
The trolls were hunting drugs, searching every clue while we were secretly trafficking energy drinks and mountain. They thought our secret warehouse held forbidden treasure deep, but it was 47 ring lights and merchandise we'd never keep.
One shipped tarot cards, one shipped stickers. One sold cursed mugs to internet snickers. One delivered noodles across state lines. The trolls yelled, "THAT'S ORGANIZED CRIME. WE ARE THE STREAMER BANDITS. The rulers of the stream running an underground empire
built entirely on memes. The trolls were hunting kingpins following every view while we were secretly trafficking. DISCOUNT RAMEN BY the one troll built spreadsheets. One troll
drew maps. One troll spent six straight months investigating chat recaps. Another claimed he had proof. Another claimed he knew. Another claimed THE PIGEONS WERE INVOLVED SOMEHOW TO UNCONNECTED DONATIONS. One connected stars. One accused a moderator of laundering candy bars. Meanwhile, backstage, the criminal
mastermind. >> What's tonight's shipment? Three tarot decks, two pizzas, A RUBBER DUCK. EXCELLENT.
BREAKING NEWS. THE curtail meets tonight at table seven near the broken ring light. THE PASSWORD. >> Like and subscribe. >> The package. A burrito. The mule. A guy named Steve who lost his GPS in Reno. Federal agents arrived. The trolls all cheered. The
evidence. Locker contained. 37 mugs and novelty hats. A crystal ball and a cat. THE CAT WAS RELEASED WITHOUT CHARGES. WE ARE THE STREAMER BANDIT. Kings and queens of show is crying a criminal empire.
One live stream at a time. The trolls kept chasing shadows connecting dot that never grew. While we kept moving contraband, coffee, tarot cards, pizza, and mountain do
the trolls wrote another manifesto. The streamer started another show. And somewhere in the darkness, a moderator whispered, "Guys, the ramen ship arrived. >>
>> Grammar Nazi >> actual probably a real Nazi you know when I think about it. Yeah. Grammar enough. Oh, it's spelled bis. Who cares how you spell biscuit? I I spelled it the British version. How about that? I don't I don't I don't Who cares how it's spelled?
Busketss. Biscuits. Bisquick. Who cares? Spelled careless with a C, too. I mean, have I ever corrected you once? No. But if you're going to make a big deal out of my Oh, and look it. Spells KK. Is that a coincidence? Sure.
Coincidence. Kate, you have a lot of explaining to do. A lot. Okay. You guys ready? Ready for the show?
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>> sorrow through
a man of constant sorrow. >> I've seen trouble >> all my days. I farewell to Kentucky.
The place where I was born and raised. The place where he >> They're putting the silver bracelets on the man. Yeah. >> Oh, no. >> Oh,
>> am I too close, bro? >> Okay. >> You know, go close the cops on my uh >> Okay. city. >> Just turn off the camera. >> Don't go back. >> Okay, fine. >> Arrested. >> Okay, bye. >> I haven't done anything, bro. I'm on the
>> He's arguing now. Guys arguing. side. >> I'm on the sidewalk, bro. I'm gonna >> Oh, what up, Unk? We outside, Uncle. Hey yo, >> there's Ree. >> I haven't done bro. >> This guy wants to just arrest me for nothing. Like, what have I done, bro? >> What have I done? I haven't done bro. >> These guys just want to arrest me, bro.
>> Yeah, OPD. Yeah, suck my >> Yeah, OPD. >> Suck my Um used to be called
>> >> man. Why was that guy getting arrested? What? He was selling drinks. Oh, dude. He had a he had a bottle up the tone. Uh, he had a bottle of Patron, bro. He must have ran out of the Oh, bro. Is that Trident, bro? It's Trident, the police officer.
>> Trident. I don't know. Oh Oh Oh >> Oh. Oh no. Oopsie. >> Yeah. Guess who probably uh who had a hand in that? >> I WONDER WHO GOT ME ARRESTED. WELL, ME.
I got I got myself arrest. I got I got I got arrested. But who who was looking to do something? I wonder h she just changed the title to Victoria Jay got me arrested. She didn't get me arrested. She had a pot in it.
>> She she called the cops and told them hey you know >> that's by the way it's like it's not >> Yes. Like they're dropping them. Yes. careless. Just like Scribbles. Um, my charges are being dropped like Scribbles charges, bro. They're not even They're being dropped like Scribbles. Scribbles charges are being dropped. So are mine.
>> Doesn't mean you're Scribbles. >> Okay, that's cool, dog. Bye. If you don't like my face, why the are you here, >> Oh my god. >> out of here. Hello, lawyers. Yep, they were fun. Yeah, they looked great on my wrists still. My wrists are pretty good, actually. >> So tight,
>> dude. This was like purple. >> Yeah, >> this was purple, bro. >> Purple. >> Yeah, I'm going out tonight, guys. And >> Purple. then I'm done streaming. I'm going to go out tonight and it's going to be my last stream tonight, guys. Oh Shout out Miss Holly.
Miss Holly for the with the 20, bro. Well, I'm only taking two shots. Miss Holly, let's drink this beer. I'm gonna take a dab. And then we need to uh call the sheriff's on Victoria J. >> Oh, no. >> You know, it doesn't matter as long as it's documented.
cops aren't going to do anything. But as long cops didn't do anything with BG or Scribbles, but now I have all this evidence, I can say, "Hey, look, you're Victoria J." >> County Sheriff's Office. >> H Yes. Um I need to uh file a police
report for um like telephone harassment. >> Okay. And all the harassment is happening over the phone. Yeah. >> Okay. Was your home address and are you there now to meet with an officer? >> Yep, I am.
>> Okay. And what's the uh harassing? >> Um my uh my elderly father, he's 81 years old. He's been getting um calls and emails from people like threatening me, threatening him, saying bad things are going to happen,
you know, stuff of that nature. cops aren't going to do anything. >> Yeah, they're getting phone calls and >> Yep. emails. >> Yep. Yep. >> Aunt G, that's why I'm doing it, bud. Are the cops going to drive their police cars? to Canada and arrest Victoria Jay. >> no, they're not even in the same >> No,
country. >> Yeah, I know. Brian, still >> in the same country. >> Don't worry about it. No, I dropped the pizza on the ground, bro. I saw it outside my window, bro. Or is this in the cop car just looking at my pizza on the ground like, I almost made it home.
Is the pizza still detained? It's It's on. Victoria, you're You better never stream again. >> Hey me again, how are you? >> H look at this. >> You're good, too. Thanks for coming in. >> So long. Make sure
>> So long as I have breath in my body, which >> barely he does. I mean, >> uh, not right now. >> Yeah. Hello. >> As long as I have Beth in my body, Are you okay? I will be on Victoria Jay. Not in like a physical way.
>> But as long as I have breath in my body, not right now. Victoria Jay had a hand in this, bro. Hey, vegan patron. If my dad hates me so >> Name is um I can't much. >> How come I take dab in his house? H vegan patriot. >> Okay. Yeah. >> My parents hate me so much and they
don't like me and they keep me across the country. >> How come I'm here at their house? Huh? >> You did? It's okay. >> Yeah. >> When's the last time you saw your >> You're forgiven. parents? >> Yeah. this Victoria J Yeah. My dad told me >> it's just >> what the email. >> Yeah, you love you love you probably all coordinated on Discord, huh?
>> In the chat. >> You Sand uh Victoria Jay, Sandman, Ron Rollola. Definitely uh Victoria Jay and Ron Rollola. I saw him on her panel and like that's that's what made me like screw my blinds up because I was like what the I was just really drunk, whatever. But >> yeah, no, they definitely coordinated >> it.
>> Definitely some kind of coordinated attack with Ron Rollola. >> Victoria J. Probably BG. >> Probably BG. They probably called. >> And Victoria, >> they probably they all probably called so much like >> approaching the >> cops were like, "Oh, well, we can't really do anything with this guy cuz he's not doing anything." >> Approaching the police. >> They were driving by, dude. They were watching me. Remember when I was sitting there by the
pizza place like drinking a beer? I was like, "Oh, the cops are there." And I zoomed in. >> Yeah. Cop probably saw it. They're like, "Fuck this guy." >> It wasn't BG Mc Victoria call. >> Yep. They called the cops. Exactly. Yep. >> How dumb is he? >> They all coordinated it. >> Sandman, >> John Roller, BG Scribbles, probably
>> Scribbles. >> Definitely the foot like as soon as I got out of jail, I was like, "Huh?" >> Involved. Oh my gosh. >> And the gears started to turn in my head. >> Yeah. >> How to drain lymph fluid like a true American. This sounds you'll >> sounds crazy but I couldn't skip another ad so >> I gave it a shot.
>> We're at battle and you don't >> see it's facts boo. >> No like as he said the best of the best to his >> Was that just the rain intensifying? Oh house. this is perfect weather. Oh the cops are here. Cops are here. Cops are here guys. Look this will be
fun. Oh it's a woman cop. Awesome. >> It looks like it's like a cop look like. >> Yeah, a woman cop. We need a a female officer. >> Yeah. Women should be police officers. Equal rights. >> Yeah. Recently, my dad has been receiving these calls >> and emails from people online. Like I I
live stream, which is what I'm doing right now. Um, and they were like like psychotic like just insane people, you know, like as there are in the world. >> Imagine that's just like been like harassing my dad and he's like 80 like 80 years old, you know, and he he doesn't go online. >> He knows I live stream. He knows I do this, but um you know he doesn't have
any interaction with the people online and they've just been like targeting him and >> like I think I have an idea who it is cuz like this person like called him left him a voicemail was like your son blah blah blah this and that online blah blah blah and this is all just like online like internet stuff like this is nothing serious. >> This is just you know over like stupid
things and bothering my dad over this. >> I mean I can I can go get him if you want. I mean it's I mean like it's people like online doing this. Like it's they're harassing like elderly people. My dad like I can go get him. Hold on. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> Why didn't I come here on Sunday? >> Oh go
where he literally just got arrested. >> Literally he was just there like you >> Was that a cop in that car? >> Oh, don't go near. >> That was a police officer. >> Why are you going near them though? I don't understand. >> cops. at least highlight. >> Yeah, OPD can suck my fat dick. >> Oh my god. >> You can suck my fat gizzy sized
Orlando Police Department. >> Sorry. >> Tea Velga. Look at these fan heads here. I'm not. And tell them you're a Scorpio. I'm not a Scorpio. I'm a Libra. This is so much better. There's no cops around. There's like way less
>> a lot of serial killers. >> Oh, look. There's no monkeys. >> Where is >> All the monkeys stay home, I guess. I don't know, bro. >> Yeah, but this is where I was last time, bro. Look at my Bud Light. Look at Bro, my Bud Light cap is still on the ground. Let's go from like Friday or whatever. >> Let's go. >> Ah, >> your trash is on the ground. >> Let's chug a beer, guys.
>> Why is he at the same place though? And why is he >> Hey you guys, make sure you call OPD. Make sure you call OPD on me. Uh, all my haters. >> He wants He's >> Go get me arrested, bro. >> I don't understand. >> Get me arrested. Whoa. >> Yeah, I want their number. >> I have a spoken. >> Want to call the Orlando police? Here you go, guys.
>> Call them up. Tell them, you know, >> Oh, no. whatever you want. Tell them whatever lies you want to tell them. That's fine. Uh, it'll just be content for me. Can I pay you now, bud? Hog just says mace ready. >> Yep. Mace is ready. Yeah, >> she was having a good time. >> Oh, yeah. She was, bro. That was cool.
>> Here they did it. >> My mace is right here, papa. Hold on. >> Happy birthday. >> Thank you, Nana. >> Mace is right here in our buy from Walmart. I have to buy 10 minutes in jail. >> That's where Kanye Harrow says Victoria sends her. I'm gonna murder Victoria as well. >> Oh my god. How is this guy? >> Got my I got the mace right here. The
little the little saber mace I got from Walmart. >> Want to get suede. >> Want to get >> I think I think I you give that to your like in middle school. >> I got the jogger fogger. >> I got the strap. I got the
Glock. I got a Glock in my Rari. Oops. >> I almost dropped the maze. >> Get ready, Clippers. >> I mean, oh my god. >> You This is my last live stream. Last. This is my last >> me. >> Uh bro. I will. Oh, bro. I'd love to
>> grab the AK. >> Oh my god. >> Uh, it's not I don't have an AK and it's not here. I have a Bush M. Well, I don't have it. But >> I want I need to get a Florida ID so >> yeah, then I can get a handgun. >> No, you don't. >> Oh that's a cop. >> Don't talk about >> Hi. How are you? >> Hard trouble. >> Good.
>> Doing all right. Don't pour it out. >> Oh, okay. >> Don't pour it out. >> All right. Do me a favor. Put your hands >> Okay. behind your back. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> For what? >> For what? >> I'm getting me again. >> For what? Mike says park alcohol inside >> I'm getting arrested guys >> again.
>> What am I getting? Oh man. >> Black says again. >> Yes. I just told you. >> Okay. >> And you also tried to dump the beer >> which is actually considered tip. Right. >> I'm sorry. >> Sorry. >> Sorry. >> Can you please end that? >> How do you do it? >> It'll end. Yes. Yes, sir.
>> What? Oh my god, that's embarrassing. I mean, I've had some bad streams, but that was bad. Wow. Wow, guys. What else? Should we
watch one more? Let me see. Black Annie versus Samman on bloggers panel. Oh, I think this is a good one. Number one worst snacks for your waistline. >> Why is they whispering? Is that weird dama? Rafy dama. Rafy dama. I look
I look cute. I'm a cutie. >> I'm a cutie. I'm a cutie. >> bro. >> Are you self pedophile? >> ARE YOU WOW. WHAT? >> YOU BE PLAYING that Marvel SNAP TOO >> WOW. You call me You came on. You called MUCH. me a PDF, but you said you like little You don't want to say you like
little Here we go. >> Not me. You said that. >> Yeah. Yeah. You said that. You want the screenshots? I got the screenshots. >> That's old news. There you go. You fat ass >> Papa. >> Hey, listen. I'm about ready to end my stream. What? I'm kicking both of you guys off my panel.
>> Don't >> Hey, Blackout. >> My chat here, bro. Don't do that, >> Thank you for having me on my on your stream tonight. >> How you ending, bro? >> Oh, wrong picture. Godamn. >> What the >> That's Black D. That's Black D. Oh >> I'm gonna reream you, bro. You're gonna get more viewers. Hold >> Yeah, it's all good. on. >> Don't be a dude. Whatever.
>> Wrong. Wrong picture. I miss fired. Papa papa >> you might have >> ass >> Yeah. Rafi. Rafi dama. Rafi dama. Rafi dama. Yeah. That's why I go call I got your father number. I go call him. I go call your father. I could call your father. I could call your father.
>> I could call your father. ass as a white man. Your father. Danger got the number. I go tell Danger to call the number again. Wait, what? >> I'm the one that told Danger to call. >> Yeah, >> ass >> I got the number. >> No one cares. >> We got the number. We got the number. I can tell.
>> Box my dad number. >> Who's your dad? Who's your dad? Rafie, too. >> Yep. >> Damn. Oh, well, Danger got the number. Shout out to Danger. He got your your dad number. >> Danger's giving him information. >> Well, I'm I'm We streaming blogger. >> Yeah. What's the What's the Yeah. What's the number again? >> What's the number again? Blackout. What's the number?
>> What's your mom's grave site, Papa? >> You tell me. Give me the number first. >> Where she at? Where's Where's Josephine at? Shout out. >> What's your brother? What college your brother go to? >> I don't know. >> He's a smart one. He's a smart one. The Yo, your family left you in an apartment. Your >> I don't live in an apartment. I got a fourbedroom >> Yo yo yo, that crazy. Yo, your family left you all by yourself with
liquor in the house. They don't care about you. Blackout. >> Yeah. >> They want you to drink yourself to death. >> Let's get to that. >> Blackout. That my son blackout, bro. Am I black out? Bro, I GOT I GOT I WANT to drink something. >> He said that. >> Imagine trying to be black, bro. You're
not black. >> Imagine trying to be white while you were Indian. >> You're not slurpie. 711 7-Eleven. Slurpie. Slurpie. 7-Eleven. Slurpie. Slurpee. >> Slurpee. Slurpie. >> This dude's nice guy image is so manufactured and fake. >> Who? Which one? Me or like who are you talking about? >> Sam, man.
>> Probably me. >> Oh, you. No, you don't have a nice >> I'm a >> No, listen. We're We're stopping the train here. We got >> that little dick riding bro. >> Oh, he's he is a dick rider. I'll commit to that. He is a dick rider, black guy. He is a big >> no Sharon Watson. I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.
>> The low IQ New York. >> Oh, hell no. >> What up, >> ass >> I'm back. Okay. So, yeah. So, that was directed at Samman. Okay. Um, >> Sam Man, you do get a lot of hate lately. What do you think about that? >> Cuz no one likes this. He's a hig. >> He's a hig.
>> Blackout. Blackout. I guess from my ch and what it's doing to my channel. Nothing >> cuz you a >> Salute the KK. Let's get to that. >> you get salute. Salute to Crunchy Karen and her and her family members. Yeah, she had to put she had to put a
restrainer order on you. Her her and her childhood. Wow. Look, Dachon. Doc. Wow. >> Wow. Look, he >> business. >> She had to put she had to put she had to put a restraining order on you and her child. >> Imagine a 12-year-old with a restraining order on
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's a smart That's a smart 12. >> That's a smart 12 That's A SMART 12. >> WOW. SO, A 12-year-old got to put a restraining order on you. That's wild, my >> What did 12y old get to the courthouse, bro? Did she >> No, she had crunchy Karen, her mom, to help her. You weirdo. >> Crunchy Karen. >> Dude, like blogger, I was just talking
about this in on my on my stream, bro. >> People put that false narrative out that the 12-year-old got a restraining order when the psychopath >> hold blogger blogger blogger. >> Shut your ass up. >> And her child got a RORO on blackout 100%. No, the mom put the kid and her mom in the arro.
>> Yeah. So the kid got a restraining order and the mom >> do it. The mom did it for >> Yeah. Exactly. You're a weirdo. You want You want to stalk kids, You want to stalk. >> I didn't say anything about her. >> Yeah. You want to stalk a kid. Yeah. She >> got you got >> That's weird. >> You're from section 8. >> Imagine >> whatever. Imagine
>> go suck Victor and >> a 12-year-old got a restraining order on you. Imagine that. Yikes. >> Never happened. Goes >> Victor. Let me cook, Let me cook, blogger. Okay. Victor, go >> ahead. On my stream tonight, but if you want to
I guess. No, >> go ahead, blogger. I I'm I got lost in a >> Okay, papa. You >> You got your mom for Mother's Day. >> Oh, papa. >> What you got your mom for Mother's Day? >> I got her a t-shirt and I gave her $100.
>> A t-shirt? $100. Wow. You're a great son. The $100 that she gave you. >> No, she didn't give me it. >> Well, you got You don't work. So, how you get your money, >> dude? One thing I do, I try not to talk about people's >> Where you work at? Hold on. Where you >> Where you work at, Papa? Where you work? work at? Blackout. >> You don't work. Blackout. Blackout. You don't work. Come on. You can't exercise. You get disability. >> You sell You sell white people
drugs on the corner, >> corner boy, You sell people $10 sacks of coke. Everyone >> Yeah, knows. >> Sell me an eightball. Hey, how much for I don't see you around. an eightball, papa? Let's get to that. >> It's a neck bone. It's a neck bone. A neck bone. >> You're a dumbass. You're a dude. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You got some cocaine, Got some cocaine,
>> You're dangerous, bro. You're all dangerous and a weirdo. >> Uh, you're a pedophile supporter, bro. You support Victor Deleó. And >> you support yourself. That's dangerous. You support yourself, you weirdo. That's Imagine Black supported himself.
That's haram, You You Indian. That's against Indian rules. You Go a you Look how look how mad he's getting, bro. This hig mad. >> Listen, look how mad this gay hig This Discord ass. Yeah, go back to section eight, you discord ass >> I'm literally getting mad, chat. I just wanted to play some
>> You a ass. Hey, blogger. You know what we call him? A a b bro. A
This kind of like reminds me of um this thing. Hold on. Here
we can watch a short thing about this.
I watch it back the worse it gets. And I think the only explanation here is Deaf Noodles has some kind of humiliation fetish. I don't know why Hugh put himself through this. Like this was his big moment. This was his time to shine and prove all the haters wrong and finally show people that he's a real comedian and he's funny. And he just completely bombed. And that word doesn't
even do it justice. He makes Brennan Sha look like the greatest comedian of all time. And I'm not joking. I wish I was exaggerating here. It's like getting sad at this point. I've never seen someone try so hard to be something and just fail so miserably. The man is just not funny. He does not have it. And it's crazy that he brags about all the roast battles that he was a part of in New
York City. And I think he takes improv classes and he never stops talking about how he's a comedian and how much he loves comedy. But he is just not funny. You go find some random guy on the street. I guarantee you he'll be funnier than Duff Noodles. and he's 37, so he's probably been doing this for over 15 years, maybe. And oh my god, like, how did he think this was a good idea? All
right, so let's get into the video here. And it starts, oh man, this is just so embarrassing. It starts with this video, like this montage he plays of YouTubers like talking about him and his comedy. I guess it's like a hype video for him to walk out to. And I swear he is just trying to embarrass himself. I don't I don't know what else could be going on here. Somebody explain to me what is happening.
>> De Noodles is a bully. You are not a comedian. You will never be >> says they're comedian. >> To that he replied, "Go educate yourself at the end of a barrel of a loaded shot. When you talk like that so freely or even joke about this, some people are in
fragile." In Daniel's apology video, I was literally yelling at the camera because he did not apologize. I'm like, he still hadn't apologized. He's like, "Oh, it was a joke." >> So to make this like this satisfa I don't know. I I don't really I don't know. You're just bully at this point.
>> You want to know what this is? >> This is not funny.
And now coming to the stage is the most hated man on the INTERNET MAKING GROWN MEN CRY since March 10th, 1985. America's bad boy, Dave Noodles.
I'm the definition of half man, half drugs. Ask the clubs. Bad boy. That's what's up. After crushing.
>> All right. So, he makes this grand entrance. He put together this video to hype everyone up because he's a big deal. He's a comedian. I've never heard somebody claim their comedian more than he has. So, he must have something to back it up, right? >> To uh Okay, we're back. Uh, all right. Miranda, you ready? >> You and me. It's you and me. I'm like
the meanest guy on the internet right now. People hate me. We're roasting.
and just taking over this. Okay. I already You wearing that dare shirt because you're like uh I dare you to run away from me.
>> What is that you blackhead Andy? >> What did you do in my chat? >> Geratop called his look back.
Cat got your tongue. >> No, you just got your tongue. >> No, you look like you woke up in a dumpster. >> Probably supposed to be a diss. >> I'm waiting for something.
Oh my god. >> I'm looking at your teeth cuz I get kids. It reminds me. You ever see that movie Ed with the horse with the big teeth? >> I don't have that big a teeth. I mean, you're just like, >> there's blackout images in the chat right now. >> Shaggyo Shaggy. >> Blackout for a big fan of mine.
Did I I don't understand how it holes on your knees on your pants because you don't go down, right? >> Oh, I do. >> Yeah, >> I do. >> This is like if Boston Bridget and like Trip and Sip like roasted each other >> cuz he's never a girl with a wet >> or KZ or something, you know? >> Say that one again.
>> You're like my cousin if you were a girl. >> Thank you. I bet you cried when you got those tattoos. >> I did. I did. Are you from Detroit? >> Take a guess. >> No. >> I'm bobbing so bad and I don't give a >> Neither do I, bro. Come on. WE IN IT
TOGETHER DOGGY. >> YEAH. SO, Death Noodles did not disappoint. And I was worried because halfway through the stream, he wasn't part of the roast. Like, he was hosting it and everything, but he wasn't part of the battle yet. But then at the very >> I remember end, he came out and I'm like, "Here we go." >> That's weird. >> Somehow I think he outdid himself and it didn't seem like it was taking much to
get these people to laugh. Like that lady was shrieking at everything they were saying. But when Deaf Noodles would make a joke, they'd be pretty silent. >> Say that one again. >> You're like my cousin if you were a girl. >> Thank you. I bet you cried when you got those tattoos. >> I did. I did.
Are you from Detroit? >> Take a guess. >> No. >> Where was he going with that? Where was he going with any of this? Honestly, like if you asked him before the show, hey, do you think you're going to make people laugh? Do you think you're going to Well, I guess he is making people laugh, but not for the reason he wants, but he had to expect this. Like, there's no way he thought you could actually go
out there and formulate some kind of joke and say something clever and make >> It's hard. He had to know this was going people laugh. to be cringey as hell. But maybe that's just what he's going for. I'm sure that's what he'll say because what else can he say for himself after this? Unless he just finally admits defeat, but I don't think that's ever going to happen. >> I just want to ask >> also on this stream.
>> You can come up if you want. I just want to ask you, why did you keep going up to the cops? Like why? like why did you do it like like one time if I got arrested one time in a day I would just be like you know not going back to that same place and stuff I just don't know why but I don't know you can come up if you want but I might just wrap it up here I'll play another song on the way out and um
anyone wants to come up you're welcome otherwise I might take an early night because I'm out of alcohol and I'm getting bored okay well I do love you Enjoy.
I would run away from you in real life. I I would get my can of mace ready and spray you right right in the right in the optim.
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>> Neon static In the cathedral screen, pixel ghost whisper what the smiles really mean. Everybody's talking, everybody's selling dreams, but the truth leaks out between the broken seams.
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>> The king says loyalty, but the queen says trust, trust. The teacher says wisdom while counting your dust, trust. The guru says love while collecting your gold. The prophet says freedom, but does what he's told. Everybody streaming from a beautiful stage, selling hand and mass from a digital cage. Everybody's got a slogan. Everybody's got a brand. Everybody's got a halo buff from them in the sand. Watch
the thousand saints become devils by noon. Watch the thousand wolves starting at the moon. Watch the thousand friends say brother till the end then disappear mysterious when I needed them again. >> They fall like confetti
from the ceiling. Watch the feet. Watch the hands. Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch the exits. Watch the plans. Eyes open. Always, always, always. The glitch behind the face.
Eyes open always, always, always. >> Truth is hiding in the space. Not what they say, but what they do. Not, not what they promise, but what what they pursue. The cult of the open eye. eyes. The cracks inside
the sky ghost appeared inside my microwave. Said, "Kid, most people ain't evil. They're just trying to get their way. Benny Benny Venice in the shower of fluorescent purple code. Leaving tank corrupted commandments on a haunted sloppy road. Commandment one, trust actions over speeches. Commandment two, ask really for your
wallet, for your silence, for your audience, for your throne. Some folks only love you. Love you when they think they on the phone. Some become your biggest fan. The second that you win, not because they love you like they want to call beneath your skin. Everybody wants something. Everybody Everybody wants something. Even me. Even
you. Even themsel
wings. The angels sell conspiracy rings. The villains quote philosophy. The heroes chase celebrity. A smiling snake says, "Trust me, friend." A laughing cow says, "This is concern." A victim says, "I only want PC." Then starts another forest fire just to watch the drama burn. Funny how the truth arrive dressed like a homeless man. While lies come riding limousines.
Fully funded marketing plan. Eyes open. Always, >> always, always. >> The glitch behind the face. Eyes open. Always, >> always, always. >> Your truth is hiding in the space. The silence, the timing, the
envy, the grin, the hidden little earthquake beneath the polish skin. Watch them under pressure. That's the magic trick. Anybody can be buddo when life is going slick. But lose the money, lose the power, miss the flight, miss the hour, then the mass begin dissolving like vampires in a
shower. Some become monsters. Some become saints. Some become exactly what they said they ain't. Pressure is a flashlight. Pressure is a key. Pressure is the monster living underneath. Observe, observe, observe the pause before the answer. Observe observe the
compliment with cancer. Observe observe the joke that's really hate. Observe observe before it's much too late. Camouflage your belly screams attack. It smiles while applauding and talks behind your back. It says congratulations with a twitch inside
it side. It asks how you do that but secretly ask why why you why not me? White fort and choose your lane. Watch your garden start blooming while I'm dancing in the rain. So watch you cate you disappear. Watch you only visit when you're drowning in your fear.
Eyes open. Always always not paranoid. Not fearful. Prepared. Not cynical. Precise. Not frozen. My less listen more. Slower. Notice more. The world reveals itself to those who keep score. >> Eyes open.
>> Always. >> The colors of the open eye survives. The screen goes black. The static fades. The crowd logs off. The masks cascade. And somewhere in the darkness beyond the noise and lies.
A single neon eye opens and sees everything.
Everything.
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