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Psyche and Arthur share a chaotic morning involving a drunk e-bike crash, lost phone, and spilled coffee, interspersed with casual chat about Psyche's cat Mr. Marbles and moderating the stream chat.
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Browse era →Okay, Arthur want to say hi. He want to say hi. So, I'll leave it open for Arthur. Otherwise, I have to go to sleep. I'm just getting I'm getting too It's been too much of a morning. Been too crazy of a morning. Hey, baby. Got marbles. You're cuddling up. Marbles. Marbles. Cuddling up. You think? Okay, I got it. I got you.
Here. Come on up. My cat's sleeping here. Mr. Marbles. Mr. Marbles. Where need to find my my lighter before I go to sleep? Where's my light? Are you sleeping my lighter?
You're sleeping on the lighter. Where is it? Is it under you? No.
That was a good old freakoff. My god. Yeah. Wasn't that great? We were backstage. We got We were both naked.
Arthur was morning. Man, you missed out. I like I fell as Oh my god. What do I have on my lighter? Hold on. I fell asleep. And then I woke up and I I was like, I'll get a coffee. I got on my ebike. I crashed into a tree. I lost my phone. What?
The ebike is the tire is way off of alignment. I I found my phone. I'm smoking a cigar with cats while we're on it. Hey, you're here, Mr. Marbles. Mr. Marbles here. How are you, Arthur? How Good morning. Damn, man. And you lo you got you got into a crash. Like can we see it on video? Like is it
recorded? Yes, it's on my last my last I was but all you could hear is me screaming and crashing into a tree and then looking for my phone for like half hour. I found it eventually. What happened? Were you drunk? Were you like Yes, I was dr I I to I my sister's like, "Oh, you can have you can have this ebike or you can buy this ebike." She's
like, "Just don't drive it drunk." Then this morning I was like, "Okay, I'm a little bit drunk, but I I'll just go to Starbucks." And I'm not used to riding it. And then I it was going so fast I crashed into a tree. And then it fell over and then I I I spilled my first Starbucks coffee. And then I walked halfway back. I walked back to Starbucks. I said, "Can I have another coffee?" They gave me one. I couldn't
find my phone. I walked back like twice. I looked on the video. I found where my phone was. It was in the grass. Um this wasn't quite a morning. My my my Do you know how to fix a bike? Arthur, can you come pick up my bike? I mean, if I was around, I would, you know, definitely definitely. Yeah, my sister said she did. She said, "Don't drive it." I know. It's Christine, there's nobody. There's
nobody driving. But there was this woman. She looked kind of like Tracy and she was like in a car. She's like, "Are you okay?" And I was like, "Yeah." She's like, "Are you sure?" No, no, no, no, no. Be nice. Be nice. I'll move it. It doesn't need I need to be realigned. I know. I need to get realigned. I need to go. How much do you think it will cost, guys? Hey, what's up, Resight? Yeah. It's an ebike, so it's going to go up. You know, if it was just a regular bike,
but because it's an ebike, they're going to be like, "Oh, all right. He has money, so let's uh I don't have a I mean, I have a My neighbor is handy, though. He might be able to fix it. He's handy." So, I mean, does he charge you for the stuff he does? No, he's my neighbor. He's not He's not in charge.
He's nice. So, that's that California vibes. California dreaming. Such a winner. You want to see Mr. Marbles? Mr. Marbles. You're in a bad mood. Here are Look, Mr. Marbles. He's letting me pick him up. Mr. Marbles. I don't think you should have told the crowd that you were
drunk cuz technically that's illegal to ride a bike and drunk. Oh, I probably probably legal on the on the breathalyzer. You see what's coming out? Was I on the bike? Hold. Was I in the bike driving store? Drunk store. I was not on the bike. I was not not drunk. I was like I
was like maybe it's just like I'm not used to it, right? The truth is the same. I'm not used to it and it's it's like it's like there's nobody out on the road or it was like there's not one car on the road. I was just Don't pick it. Hey Psyche, can I ask you for a huge favor? What? Please, if if there was ever a huge favor, can you like I just said, you said if I if I could if I
could fix your bike, I said if I lived close by, I would. Right. Mhm. Right. Right. Okay. Can I ask you for a huge huge huge favor, please? But I I'm not going to ban Kate if that's your favor. Can I time her out? No. No. Arth Arthur, are you a member?
Uh, I mean, I've donated. I'm not a member. No. Okay. Well, Tamara, just for just for two hours. No, no, no. Not too That's It'll cost $12. An hour then. I mean, I've donated. Come on. You know, you know. No, no, no, no, no. You don't. I mean, I said, "Come on." Hey, hey,
Marbles, are you okay? Please. I need to fix my bike. So, can you pay if I say my bike bill? That's a lot. That's a lot. It'll be It'll be too It'll be too It'll be too much. It'll be too much. Okay, it's fine. Fine. Well, can I do one minute then, please? Just one minute. Kate, do you want to K for 60 seconds? K, if it's
it's uh $6. Yeah. Yeah. Six $6 an hour or donate it to you, brother. Come on, man. I know. No, I I know. But it's like, you know, I'm not I can't I'm not going to go back in time and say, "Oh, I mean, just one minute. One minute." Kate, what do you think? What do you think, Kate? No, I
mean, look, she's been a total ass to you and to me, especially to me. Why are you mad to Kate? Like, Kate's not a She flip flops on you. I don't appreciate her underlined comments. Some one day like she's her personality a and then the next day she's personality like 21. Like, what is up with this woman, man? She always on you. Arthur, I just need
to like cuz you know, Sam got timed out for a day. I I charge the pull. I need to I just have to stick to it or everyone say Oh, it's not fair. I just had to stick to it. Ivana is saying hi to you. Yeah, Kate didn't do anything. She just said hi. All she said was hi in the chat. I mean, you're mad. Just Arthur, just block her if you if you're so mad.
What? I have one more beer left. Are you okay? All right. So, Carol said, "Arthur, you're a hater." Hi. Hey, Christine. Yeah. Good morning, Avana. So, guys, I did it find my phone. I was able to close the garage. I was able to The cats are all good. You're Everyone's good.
Every I found my cell phone. Thank you. Thank you, Arthur. Thank you for the super chat. Thank you, Kate. You're gone, Hold on. So, Kate, that's Hold on. That's only for two minutes, though. Oh, shoot. I put 24 hours. That's $24 or $25 for 24. Oh, I'm sorry. I fumbled the ball. Damn. Okay. Well,
Kate, you're I'm gonna do it, Kate, for two minutes in a row. Kate, you're timed out for two minutes. Uh, anywhere. Psyche. I mean I mean, look. Uh, what brand is the ebike? It's called Speeder. It's called Speedster or Speed Speedy or something. It's called some kind of speeder. Damn, man. Was it Did you get hurt? I mean,
that's most important. I didn't I didn't get hurt. Yeah. No, no. The the bike's out of alignment a little bit. Okay. Okay. Hold on. K for Oh, yeah. There you go. Wait, we're talking about this right now. I mean, you could That's No, no. I got I got I got you. Okay. No. The classy stat is taking care of the time out. Okay. So, what the bike though? I'm fine. I I thought I hurt my How much to
ban Oliver? $2. No, no, no. You have to It's $25 to for for 24 hours. That's how it goes. But Oh, guys. Yeah. I had a cra I mean I crashed into a tree. I uh I lost my phone. I spilled my coffee. I twisted my tire. I couldn't close my garage door. I went back like
twice to find my I finally found it. I did find it. Look at Mr. Marbles. Look at marbles. Look at him. What up, brother? Come back. Come back, brother. Do you see marbles? That's Mr. Marbles. Mr. Marbles. Yo, Bed Pan, what is it? Bed Bed Pantoia, what's going on? Bed Pantoia,
how you doing there? He is adorable. He's adorable. He's an adorable cat. Hey, you been here? He's What's adorable is that he's been laying on He wants to be on me all day. You just been laying on top of me. If I If I lay under the covers, he gets right on top. You need to get in the little nick and cranny. You You need to be He's like a But Trix hates him. Trix is like sitting in the corner hissing. Lola's over there. I see
you. He's a sweet cat. He was gone for six months, guys. He was gone for six months and he showed him back up one day. He's all He was all He has all this fur is like standing up on his on his like um on his standing up like a He's scared. Oh, you see him got Look. Oh, can we can we give you a rub? Oh, we
give you a rub. He's a little sweetheart cat, but Trix does not like him. You're your your your enemies of Trixs as your arch nemesis. He's a sweetheart though. Is he Oliver? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna change his name to Oh, I'm gonna change his name to Arthur. Change his name to Arthur. Oh. Oh, bye Arthur. Thank you for coming,
though. Change his name to Arthur, guys. Oh hold
on. Okay. My guy, my ebike is secured in the It's locked up now. Uh, someone time out Kate for one more minute. Can classy sassy, can you help me out? Kate, Kate has one more minute off. Kate, I'm sorry. Rules are rules,
Kate. Rules are rules. It's just another minute. Just a minute. A minute. You can just hang out in the hang out watching. Oh, here comes Here he comes. Oh, here's Arthur. Breakfast with Arthur, guys. What's going on there, brother? I'm sorry about that. It's okay. It's been three minutes. You're w I know, but I know, but I
missed a minute like where and she commented after a minute. So, she's here for a second minute. Yeah. Yo, Christine, relax there, honey. Relax. Can you drink some tea? Just relax. Christine, I don't know if you watch Kate streams over there. She's always bashing the this side over here. So, Christine, maybe take a little chill pill. Relax. Okay. I mean, I go I go to
Kate's and I'm like I'm like, "Oh, she's going to send a bash me." And she just like she's she like laughs at my jokes. I mean, she's like she kind of thinks I'm funny on you. She flip flops. No, no, but she didn't even know I'm there. She didn't know there. Here we go. Drama early. Don't tell me to relax. Take the take a chill pill right there. All right, Christine. Appreciate that. Kay came in here doing absolutely
nothing. I understand that. Kate, uh, what's your name? Christine, I understand that. I know she didn't do anything. Were you where she starts If she would have started she would have been timed out. Christine, you're correct. She didn't do anything right. That's right. You're right. Christine, are you aware of her three streams from yesterday?
Probably not because I have a life and it doesn't evolve around YouTube. Okay, perfect. Great. Good for you. Christine, I don't have a life. I revolve my life. Well, I apologize that you are not mature enough to get a life. Thank you. I revolve my life around YouTube. Okay. I listen to Kate. Kate bashed Psyche for
having dirty nails. Everybody does. And then guess what? We all come over here and talk to him. Christine, guess what? I don't criticize him for his nails. Neither do I. He wants to be. You just said everyone does though. Now you can go to any channel and see it. Okay. Now, is it everyone or most people or nobody or not at all? majority. How
about that? Does that make you feel better? I actually speak proper grammar and so I can know I know how to explain myself and express my details to the other person that wants to be nosy and stick their business into my business there. Christine, you know, why don't you go suck your dick? I mean, I don't know what else to tell you. Christine,
you're a nurse or you're a former nurse. You know, that's physically possible. Yeah, it is. Okay, Christie, how about you go lick your and let No, Arthur. Arthur, hold on. Christine, what's the weirdest? If I want to lick anything, I'll go lick my husband's dick. How about that? Go right ahead. I'm going to be here. I have no life and I will be listening to
247 YouTube. Christine, thank you very much. Go ahead and listen to YouTube 247, but leave other people alone. Thank you. You're the one that joined here. Christine, have a nice day. Thank you for joining. Okay. Well, I can stay all I want. This is uh if you could read the title on the stream. Uh this is us two here. Hold on.
Do you see? I don't care what the title says. Here I am. And I be careful because you know something I am really good at paying money for people to be banned for 24 hours off the street. I'm just saying just be careful. Well, put your mouth is I ask psych. I do it frequently. Don't I
psych? Yes. Put your money where your mouth is. I changed I changed the title. I changed the title. See, did you do the title now? What's the title now? Breakfast with Arthur and Christine. No, that's disgusting. That's disgusting. Well, you are kind of disgusting, aren't you? Any last words there, Christine? Thanks for joining in. Oh, Arthur, come
on. She started it. She's like, we're having a life. I don't revolve my life around YouTube. Well, when you asked if I watched three streams yesterday on somebody, why would I have watched three streams? The answers could have been yes, no, maybe. So, maybe not. Well, I
gave you an answer. I just elaborated my answer a little bit. Clap back. So, I will clap back to I just gave a complete answer. I elaborated on my No, I have a light. Hey, Apollo. Oh, no. Get him out. 25's coming your way.
No don't. Apollo, how are you? Apollo, we have How you doing there? The people podcast live on YouTube. How's it going there, man? Thank you, Doug D. I get no hate for no absolutely
no reason. But yet Barry can come here bash Kate every day all day. Okay. Threaten her by by saying I'm going to uh put out explicit photos of you. Okay. But yet Oh my god.
You know he's Okay. Check out a problem. Thank you. Unbelievable. I see I'll see you I'll see you in another 24 hours maybe. That is disgusting, Christine. That is He's a stalker. He stalks me and a couple other
people everywhere we go. Everywhere. Well, this is YouTube and we have no life and we revolve our life around YouTube. So, Well, and that's fine, but when I don't feel like being stalked for a day, I have options. All right, Christine. Anything else you'd like to say there? I can say anything I want to do.
Oh, hello. Well, trust me, he's not. He is a true stalker. I I'm serious. Everywhere. He was here 10 seconds after you after you came. He was He's He's He's watching Christine. I know. So, he does. He watches everywhere I go. It is so
stalkerish and weird. Seriously. And then I won't even be somewhere and he'll be on panel talking about me. Just so weird. And then he talks about my grandchildren and then he wants to talk about my husband. Not cool. Not cool. That's not cool. No, not cool at all. Christine, do you do
you know marbles? Christine, have you marbles? I Is that the one that was gone for a while? Yeah. Here he is. No, I saw that. I saw him. I was here. I was watching. I was just busy finishing up paperwork for my meeting last night. He's a little fast. He's a fat cat. Well, Lacy knows at least he came back
home. They normally do. Yeah. Oh, you're you're barking. Yeah. Because there's a squirrel. There's a there's a No, it's sassy. There's a squirrel on the chicken soup and they don't like the squirrels on the chicken soup. with the chicken feet. Hey, not Eldo.
You can come back and talk. I'll play nice. But you got to play nice. You know, Psyche, I got to admit, uh, before she joined, it was a, you know, it was a good old time. We had about 45 viewers in the chat. Ever since she joined. No, no, no, no. We're fine. We're fine. Ever since she's joined, uh, we're at 33 now.
Um maybe because my stalkers left. I don't know. All I got to say is that you know viewers viewers watch what they are entertained with. And uh obviously miss good old Christine here that she has a life but yet she's here on a Saturday morning willing to you know put up a fight. You
know she has a life but she's here. What were what were you doing on Saturday morning? I told you I have no life and I revolved my life around YouTube. Sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. Very honest. He's very honest. Anyway, Psyche, I'm out of here, dude. I hope you have a good day, a good weekend. Okay, Arthur. I can't put I feel like this negative vibe around here. I don't know. I don't know where
it just came from randomly. Oh, I don't feel it's definitely not the random you wanted. Somebody timed out for no reason. You have a good day, brother. Yo, Psyche. Thank you, brother. Thank you. Bye, Arthur. Bye Earth. Okay. What a land is negative positivity or this negative over here just bye sweetheart. It's like a gray swe just came over us
just out of nowhere. Bye, sweetheart. Bye sweetheart. It's not an airport. It's not an airport. You don't have to announce you're leaving. You You don't have You know, it's not an airport. You don't have to announce you're leaving. Not an airport. You
don't have to announce you're leaving. Uh, damn. Stream ruined. Arthur is gone. End quote. Okay, bye. Thanks for ruining the stream, Christine. You're welcome. Glad I could help. But Psyche can now go by buy breakfast. There's that. Yeah, well, I was going to fix his bike, jerk off. How can you fix his bike? You don't
even live there. Hey, look. Listen, you scumbag. Mind your own business. Excuse me. So, see that's that's where a man can't handle a woman where they resort to need. I'm not a man. I'm a loser that watches YouTube all day, every day. Revolve my life around YouTube. You have a life, but yet you're here on a
Saturday morning. Thank you. I think you do you, boo. I'm not your boo. I doubt you have a boo if you sit around on YouTube all day. You're right. I I told you. And I'm going to repeat this again. Maybe you're a little deaf. Okay. Maybe you're a little deaf over there. No, I'm not deaf. I have perfectly fine
hearing. I have no life and I revolve my life around YouTube 247. I'm glad you're enjoying it. This elder just ruined the stream. A you have to like be somewhere like I don't know like 60% discount at like a stop and shop
or something. No, it's Saturday morning. I can sit here and do nothing all day. But yeah, she has a life. Right. There you go. This is This is the hypo the hypocrisy over here. I don't know. It just I'm I'm whine like a real man. I have a feeling she's like Puerto Rican or
something. It's disgusting. I may be. There you go. See, I knew it. I knew it. I could feel the disgusting ass wet back. No, no, no, no, no, no. You are not using racial slurs against me. No sir. Not racial when it's the truth. When
you're calling me a wet back and a those are racial slurs. Stop you disgusting. Disgusting. What? Finish that sentence. Go somewhere else on Lola. Unbelievable. She unbelievable that you can use racial slurs against a woman.
Absolutely. Don't you want women's rights? Women's rights equal fights. No. No. I don't know what world you live in, but No. You take a I take a We're the same Oh, you can be a all you want. I really don't care. Well, you smell like so you look like Hey, I'm Arthur.
Psyche. I am so sorry, but this woman ruined and derailed the entire stream. Really? I did? Okay. As a matter of fact, I'm going to return the breakfast I ordered. I'm going to return it. She spoiled it. She spoiled everything. Good. I'm glad that I have I'm glad I spoiled your day. The steak that I ordered. It
literally looks like rubber now because of this witch. I'm glad I spoiled your day. Steak. You order a steak? Hey, Arthur. Come on. No. Psyche, brother. I'm sorry, but look, I know you can read. I'm reading racial slurs against people. Yeah. No. Here we go. Oh my god. He's racist. He call me a wet bag. When you take a shower, are you not a wet bag? Do
you not wet your back? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Are Arthur, you're Hispanic, right? You're Hispanic. I am. And that's why I'm telling her when she takes a shower, what happens to her back? It gets wet. No. Okay. Okay. Let's not say that. You're You're Hispanic. And so it's not really a racial sl It's like because it's like you're allowed to say it because Exactly. Thank you,
Christine. You and I are wetbacks. No, I'm not. Sorry to break that news to you. No, you're a wet back. You're a wet back. You don't even know. You don't even know where that term came from. I'm sure that you came up with that term back in 1820. Oh, please. Come on. I am sorry, but this woman is disgusting. She ruined the whole
stream at her panel. Tell me, please give me a number right now. I have my rules are 25 to kick, but I'm not Christine's not going to be kicked. Christine's the sponsor of the stream. Sponsor of the stream. Yeah, she's the sponsor of ruining my breakfast. That's what the only thing she's sponsoring. Well, what do you what do you have to
eat for breakfast, Arthur? I mean, tell me in detail. Well, I was going to have a nice juicy uh medium well steak with a Sunnyside uh eggnid. Show it. You're such a lie. Well, I can't now. You spoiled it. It looks like rubber now. You had we
feros had Arthur had a bowl of he maybe he had a bowl of frosted Cheerios. That's maybe what he had. He thought he negative. I don't do sugar in the mornings. Thank you very much, sir. Okay. Just regular Cheerios. Regular Cheerios. No, I I don't do cereal. I'm not I'm not a little kid. Okay. I may not have a life and I may revolve my life around YouTube, but I do
not eat milk and Cheerios at 6:00 in the morning. Well, that's a normal breakfast. A normal human being would would like that. Negative. Negative. Christine, if we were to play Minecraft, all I'm going to say is in Minecraft, I'd have you eating your dinner through a straw. No, no, no, no, no. I don't play games, but thanks.
Yeah, my son does and has a very successful Twitch account. Well, I'll have him eating dinner through a Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think so. In Minecraft. Minecraft. I don't think so. Crystal, come on. Come. Come on, Crystal. Come on up on That's This is a woman right there. That's a woman. That's Crystal right there.
You want to talk about a woman? That's a woman right there. Arthur. Yeah. Good morning, Crystal Marie. Come on up, Crystal. if you want to say hi. I had a co I had a coffee. I like coffee. I have to give you another one. Plus, I I have a phone call. I'll be back in a few. Okay, sweetheart. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There you go. See, there you go. There you go. Can we change the panel's name now? Come on. Come on,
brother. No. Mr. Stinky Brew say hi to you, Arthur. Hold on. Hello. Hey, you're all right. How you doing? Hey, what's going on, Brew? How you doing, mate? You're all right? You okay? How you doing there, brother? Yeah, not too bad. We all okay? I'm okay. I I I crashed into a tree. I
lost my phone. I spilled my coffee. I couldn't close my garage door. The gas crash that electric bike was drunk when you was drunk or stone when you was riding. I was I was I was completely I was completely sober. I was sober, guys. I was sober. Wow. Are we all having black and white photos now? I I knew you know I started that trend. Black and
white photos. Black and white photo. Yeah. Hi guys, how are you? It was It's not a crime. I was not It's not Give me a breathalyzer. It's only a crime if the police pull me over and I'm Crystal, can you please join please? Uh that woman is beautiful man. You know, you know what? You know what her looks tell me? What is that? Her
beauty tells me that her parents made her with so much love that she came out looking stunning. That is a beautiful woman. Oh my goodness. There we go. Oh my god. Good morning. Let me brush my teeth. Hold on. Hold on. I got Did you just eat
a steak? Uh, no. I was waiting for you. I wanted to have it together. Don't forget your leftovers to uh to juice. No, I'm going to have Sam man eating my leftovers. Oh, I'm have eating through a straw later tonight. just loves the leftovers.
How you doing there, Crystal? How are you? How's your Saturday? I'm good. Um, it's going all right. You know, that photo that you took, is that a selfie? Was that a professional photo? That was a selfie. Oh, wow. That looks like a professional photo. Yeah, I took it on my front on my front
porch. Yeah, look professional. He man crashed into a tree. I I didn't crash into it. Okay, guys. I stopped at the I I parked my my bike at the tree and I accidentally twisted the wheel a little bit. I fell I fell on the ground. I I rode home five. No, you did not. I'm fine. I'm
fine, guys. I'm fine. Say hi. Hey, Crystal. You want to see how marbles? Look at marbles. Cute baby. Hey, Crystal. You want to see my marbles? What a cute baby. First, you want to see my marbles? I do. Arthur. Arthur, can you show me? Nah, I'm good. I'm good there, brother. Thank you. Oh, you were offering Crystal and now he said no. No to me. I didn't know
your name was Crystal. You have to pay me. Psych. You have to pay me $25. Okay. Well, never mind. I'll just I'll just imagine. I I don't know. I don't know. All I know is already happened. How did you fall? Okay. The bike goes like 20 miles an hour. I I'm like just trying to It's not a crime kit. Crime K. crime unless
you get caught. So, I was going down the street. I parked at the library in front of a tree. Sam, man, you're banned until tomorrow. I can't I'd love to have you on, but you're banned until tomorrow at 6 6 p.m. Um or else I have to refund uh the money. Bet. You're welcome to talk in the chat. Yeah, it's not a DUI, Doug. It's not a DUI,
Oliver. That's why we don't try to say his people. I feel like Okay. Hi, Sassy. I love you, Sam. I do love you, Sam. I'm opening these bags. I'm about to feed my birds, so I'm going to be on mute for a second. Okay. I'm okay, guys. I'm okay. Say man,
come up tomorrow like 5:30 p.m. I think you're good. Okay. Well, yeah, I know that that was a condition, but I I wasn't drunk. I didn't think I was drunk. I was just But Mike just was going so fast. I found my phone. I did found my phone. I'm sorry, Sam. I'm sorry. I have to follow the rules or else they'll say,
"Oh, you remember what happened with uh when with uh with Tracy? Everyone's like, "Oh, you're breaking the rule." So, I I have to follow them. What's up? What's up, guys? Hi, Sam man. Hi, babe. So, this is this is Marbles Mar, you know, and I'm I'm sure you get this a lot, uh, Crystal. I'm
sure you do. You are very uh very beautiful. I think your parents made you with so much love that they you were uh made. And may uh God bless them for creating such a beautiful woman. What a specimen you are.
She's on mute right now. But you was uh those bags were loud. I didn't you guys said me then. Never mind. Crystal, he says really nice. You're so I I thought you he was talking to you. Honestly, I heard No, no, no. No, he Arthur Arthur says mean things to
me. He says, "Oh, no, Psyche. I won't show you my balls." And then he's like, "Oh, Crystal, can I show Well, Crystal doesn't want to see them." I do. And how how fair is that? Arthur, what was that? I'm sorry. I'm just mesmerized by her photo. Oh, never
mind. Never mind. So, I'm here with I'm here with Marbles. Marbles, you just Marbles wants to like sleep by me all the time. I need to I need to go to a bike shop tomorrow and realign my wheel. I think I I crashed into a tree. I didn't really crash. I stopped at the tree roughly. I stopped rough. It was a rough stop, but So, you didn't quite
fall. You kind of scuffed. Oh, I fell. I mean, I fell off the bike, but it didn't like I didn't cra I didn't crash into the street. I just felt I just I was thrown from the bike. I'm okay. Mr. Marbles. How's everyone this morning, guys? It's Saturday morning. Saturday morning. Crystal, when's the fit for today? Well, I don't know yet. I have to get around
for the day. I look crazy right now. Okay. Ah. Ah. I'm wearing a sweater and a onesie. Oh okay. Is it the um yellow sweater that I'm wearing a onesie underneath it? Then I got colds in it. I don't know. Is it
your NFL's team uh onesie? No it's a it's striped. It's red and white striped. Christmas themed. I like it. Nothing special, Crystal. Um, not to be rude or anything
and uh, my parents have taught me better than this, but uh, oh, um, I've heard that you're like over the age of 40. Yeah. Um, I'd like I'd love to know what the secret is. How do you maintain yourself looking so young?
Well I um smoke 10 cigarettes every Saturday. Um I uh have as many White Claws as I can possibly drink on Saturday. Nice. I go to bed at 8:00 the rest of the
week. Would you say you get your eight hours 10 hours of sleep? Probably. No, not really. I'm actually a very light sleeper. So, yeah. And I have cats. So, I wake up all the time. Probably about every few hours.
But I mean, I sleep good, but I am a light sleeper. So, if I hear a noise, I wake up. The slightest bit. You're You're up. Yep. Okay. Okay. What uh what White Claw flavor do you go for? I go for the Surge, but my favorite
is the berry. This blackberry. Wait, you you like the Surge? You actually like that one? Yeah, I drink the S. Crystal, do you see my I do not like the Surge. Crystal, do you see my see my modeling photos? I did. You look You mean your AI photos? AI
photos. They're not. No, they're not. Those are my cute. You look so handsome. I've seen that one before. Yeah. You said they were AI. Now you're saying they're real. Well, it's my it's my real fate. I mean, that's my fa. You can't. They're AI, brother. Come on. No, it's me. You do not look that tone. I'm sorry. You do not. I'm not that tone. Okay. I'm sorry. I don't look that
toned. You No, I don't. But my that's what my face looks like. No, I mean definitely, you know, if you shave up a little, clean up a little bit, you know, I think you could definitely look uh like the next um what is this? Uh Brad Pitt. I think you could definitely look like Brad Pitt, but when I think you could look like Brad Pit when you turn the lights off.
So Oliver, so we're in a room together. Lights go off. You feel hands start to touch your chest. What What happens? You're gonna feel this these these fists across your face. That's what you're gonna feel. Want to know something about Brad Pitt? Yeah. What is that? That he went to prom with my brother's teacher. Anyway,
was that when he was a kid? My teacher was so pretty and he was like having an affair with one of the kids. What? Yeah, it was a whole thing. What do you Is it just you and your brother? You It's only you two. Like other siblings? There's a ton of us. What? Oh man. And I got so many siblings. It's insane.
What are you? Hispanic? Yeah, I'm Spanish. Oh, you are. Hey, police. That's racist. No, no, I'm I'm saying Merry Christmas to you. That's racist, brother. Why do you have to sing the Spanish song?
No, no, no. First one is not Mexican, please. Crystal, what are you I'm Spanish. My mom's You're Spanish. Spain. She's from Spain. She's not from Spain, but her mom's from Spain. This explains the European. This I've been to Spain for I went to Spain when I
was like 14. I went to Toledo, Granada, and Madrid. And I stay with a family in Granada. Really? For like a month. Nice. Yeah. I've also been to Greece and Thailand in the same kind of trips where I stay with the family. But then I when I was in uh like 18 or 19, I went to Oh, oh, there Lenor my should I went to
England, then Belgium, then Amsterdam, then Czech Republic, then Germany, and back home. Hey, look, there's Lenor on my shoulders. Lenor, you're there on my shoulders. You see her? Hold on. A sorry. It's okay. Around here. Oh, a look at her. Yeah, see my shoulder. She looks just like my kitty Mac. He does.
He's comfortable there. He's a big boy. I don't know where he's at. Actually, you're sitting on my shoulders. Cute baby. That's Miss Lenor. She's little though. She's a little baby. She's She's little. She's like She's a few years old, but she's like a girl and she's like a little She's my little my little legs. The little legs.
Like you can tell the boys they got those long legs. Yeah. And Oh, what are you saying, Doug? Don't say Don't say that. Don't say that. See that's where she on my shoulder. She likes to sleep there. You want to sleep there? You're rubbing against my headphones. Lenor. Hey, Miss Lenor. So,
you have a black cat, Crystal. Yeah. A cat. Crystal. Uhhuh. You know, we're we're in a terror champ. I don't know if you're aware of that. Crystal, do you want a card? Crystal psyche. Give me a second there, brother. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry. Uh Crystal, I don't know
if you're aware you're you're in a tarot channel correct? Yes. Psyche. Okay. Um well, you know, can I I foresee in your future I see a handsome Hispanic male. Oh no. Um his name is Arturo. Arturo.
Don't dox me, brother. Um sounds like me. Yeah, I appreciate that. Um, I see myself in the future. In your future, actually, uh, Crystal. Wow. Wow. This is a first. And, uh, you seem very happy. Um, there's like a bunch of white claws
surrounding us. Oh, yeah. Are they saying police? Definitely. you know. Yes. We'll just we have to like take one drag of cigarettes to like after our e- marriage we can just like smoke one siggy. Yes. And then I see us fornicating.
Yep. Here we go. See? Oh my goodness. That was bad. Yes. I I got bad. That was a bad joke. I got to go to the bathroom for this one. No. No. Don't Don't send it to Arthur. Oh, don't Arturo can't hear that. He gets all excited. He has to go to the bathroom. Hey, what's up, Mr. Big Pipes? Crystal, say hi to Mr.
Big Pipes. Hey, Pipes. Yeah. Sammy Big Pipes used to go by Mr. Big Poops. How do you get that nickname? He named it himself. You did? Yeah. Mr. Big Poops. Yeah. Is what he used to go by. Oh my
god. Uh I don't I don't I don't need to hear any more information about that. I'm sure they were spectacular. This on my shoulder. Oh. Oh my goodness. You guys talk. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. All right. So, what do you
think about Saman's um stream last night? I watched partially some of it. Um I think he's a big flip-flopper. I think uh he likes to nitpick a lot of the things. Um, I think he also has definitely some
type of favoritism. Flip floping on um, he flip-flops on Kate. He flip-flops on Oh my god, stop it. The whole, you know Pebb's situation. Uh, she basically docks his family and then he'll still put her up on panel.
Um, what's another situation? He flip-flops on me. You know, sometimes Listen, listen. That's not true because he's nice to Juice and Juice is the biggest scumbag of them all. I think Mr. Big Pipes is the biggest scumbag. The other day you you had mentioned that
you had done something. You cannot um do that to the homies. There's got to be some like homie rules. He was like trying to get with Sam Man's chick. That is like some low I mean, look, Sam, man, he doesn't stand
for He doesn't have a spine, so you know, that's what he is. He's a snake. He deserves everything he gets. No, he doesn't. He's a scumbag. If I were ever see him in real life, I'd have him eating dinner through a straw.
He's not a good dude. I used to think the same thing. You know, he used to be like, "Oh, you know, God bless. God bless. God bless." What do you think? Do you think KK looks like Danny DeVito? I call Kate the big bag That's what I call her.
Do you think she looks like Danny Devito? I asked you a question. I would say yes. Okay, I would agree with that. You know, I used to feel bad for her. You know, everything that Barry has done to her, but it seems like she just wants more and more. She's the masochist. So,
Barry keeps pay. The thing is, the thing is is that I think she spent the money somewhere else and now she needs that money to fix those lips. Damn. She's a flipflopper. She's definitely a
flipflopper. No, I don't know. I don't know what's going on with them. I think it's some kind of weird fake scripted to be honest. You know what? I'm going to have to agree with you. I think you make a great great point. This is why I love interacting with you. You always make great points. You know, you bring stuff to the table and uh I'd have to agree. I'm starting to think that this is all
part of a plan, like just to stir it a pot, make it look like, oh yeah, you know, this is content. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with the whole Sam man KK thing, but I seriously think that all their little that little gang, that little group with Kate and KK and Juice and all the people
that were giving out their money. I bet they didn't give out any money. This is all fake. They're all being weird. I don't know. There's something weird going on. I don't know if it's scamming other people, but I don't know. Yeah. No, I don't I don't I don't understand it either. You know, I try to have Kate's back. I tried to. And then
uh the second that Barry said, "Uh, hey, you know what? Um, ban him and I'll stop talking about you," she did it. So, guess what? Barry went on to talk and He realized the scumbag that he is and will always Bill will be, but you know, she I never got a
formal apology by that So, that. Well, that sucks because you've been like kissing her ass for like a long time now. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. But yeah, I don't know. I think that
they might be talking doing some scripting backstage. I don't know. Yeah, it's definitely scripted. I'm starting to think. Yep. That was weird. Yeah, it's it's always scripted with these two. I'm starting to think I think I think the three of them are starting to script stuff. Salmon, Kate, and the
turtle dude. I always forget in there, too. You think so? No, I think KK fell off. I think she's in there. No, I think she fell off. I think that like she realized that nobody really cares about her cuz she doesn't prove anything. She never proves any any points. All she does is
Oh, but she makes strong crazy allegations and then never back. She doesn't have a PowerPointer. Yep. She needs a PowerPointer. Like those two were Bonnie and Clyde at one point, but then I realized they're those two garbage people from Sesame Street, Oscar and the other one.
Well, I was really surprised. I know that Beeta's like so nice to everybody, but after all the that KK has said about her, like I would never be on that bitch's panel. Like I the the whole Kate thing I just have like I don't know. I feel bad for Kate. I don't know.
I don't feel bad for KK. Look, I mean look, deep down I do feel bad for Kate. I really do deep down. I don't know whether to think it's real or not. What's going on? I don't know what she sees in this dude that she's just being a scumbag to her nonstop. And I think my softest spot is,
you know, obviously she's a mother, so I feel bad. Exact. She's a mom and she's out there holding a bear crying on the internet about the guy like, "Yeah, ex She's willing to ban me cuz I call her Big Mac bitch." But Barry's out here exposing DMs. Nice. I get it. But look,
Barry's out here exposing DMs, exposing photos, but he's still allowed somehow. It makes zero sense. Unless she knows that they're like this is all. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Uh the chat's asking what is she getting
out of that? What would she get out of that? I guess I I think she holds on to some type of uh attention. No, she holds on to some type of um what is this? bond or some kind of She wishes that it'll she she's hoping that
it'll happen someday that they can meet up. Okay. Well, never say never. I'd say I would say never say never. All right. See, look, Kate, if you had told me this from the beginning, I get it now. Okay. All right. Cool. Cool. All right, Kate. Now, I get it. I think that makes perfect sense. is gonna find out that she's way too
good for Barry if she him she's gonna he's gonna be like nasty. He's gonna have like pimples all over his face and body. He probably has a purpley a pimply but is like Yes, he's got like the most pimply ass anybody's ever
seen. Um he's going to be like into dudes and Oh, sorry. Sorry, Psyche. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. No, no, no offense taken. So, my my neighbor, I'm saying if he meets up with her, you know what I mean? He's going to be all
like turn out to be gay and, you know, and like ugly and a piece of And then we all know he's a piece of Mr. Big Pipes. No one's being mean to Patriot. What are we talking about? No one's Who's being mean to Mr. M. I know she mossed you, Mr. big pipes. But please don't let it get to your head. You are dork the boglin. Okay. Oh,
there's dork the bog. I know Mr. Big. I'm sweet, too. You're I think you're a sweet fighting with I don't know who's you talking to. Someone There's nobody in the chat. How even mentioned beacon patriot and he said he was modded by her and he's out on the defense already. Yep. So, I got a message back from my neighbor. She said her boyfriend
or her husband does work on bikes and she'll text him when he he just went to sleep at 3:00 a.m. So he'll he'll call me. I'll get my bike. Yeah, he's a cool guy. Oh, that's nice. That's good. Yeah, Big P is a weird one. I'm going to stay up for a little bit. Hey, what are you you're licking your butthole? Marbles is licking your butthole. Don't lick your own butthole. Hold
on. I'm sorry. It's cat stuff. Yeah, I seen a clip this morning. I think that's what Pipes is referring to is that he was on a panel with vegan patriot and then she was like talking and then
you telling love. No, she was like talking about trailer park troller and then uh Trolla came up there and then she dipped and then I don't know. Maybe that's what he's talking about. I don't know. I'm not sure. Kate is Kate in the chat. I don't know. Doug, who's pay who?
Kate's real talk. I would love to see content on I know. Well, here. Can we say hi again? Marbles is going to say hi again. You're just licking your balls. Hold on. I can't
even. No, he's fine. You don't like to be held very much, do you? Fix likes to be held, but he doesn't like to be petted. Do you guys want to be a pet? Sweet cat. Oh, I hear a cat come in. A cat just came in. How's everyone this morning, guys? It's Saturday. It's May 31st. We're almost in June. Saturday. It's cater. Hey, happy cater day. Come on. Want to come up here? Come on,
Lenor. Do you want to say hi to Crystal? Lenor, come on. She wants to say hi. Oh. Oh, you want to say hi to Crystal? Okay, Lenor. Lenor don't want to talk to me right now. She does. Here, say hi to Crystal. Say hi to Crystal. A Lenor, look how beautiful. You flashed her eyes. Beautiful eyes.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I can hardly see the screen. I was outside. It's okay. Yeah, she has crazy eyes. Hey, Lenor. And she changes them to like She puts them on like these reflectors on them. So, change your eyes. Got marbles and sh and Lenor here. Hey, what's up? Uh oh. Where's my kitties?
Where are your kitty? Your kids are all are all hiding. Hiding? Yeah, they're sleeping now that they've been up all night. Yeah, my cat, you were up all night, too. My cats were all up all night. We all We all sleep all during the day, we all. But Marbles is sleeping on on He like likes to sleep on top of me. He like to go and I get under the covers. You get right on top and you sit you
sleep on top of the blanket, right, for hours. It's like sweet cat. Are you there Arthur? I hear meowing. I know there's a new Big Brother showing July 10. I haven't watched Big Brother probably I remember there's a season and his name was Kaser, right? You remember Quaser? There was a season and they had this other weird shake on the show. That's the last
season. I probably 2005 or something. I haven't seen it for 20 years. You live Big Brother? It's called Big Brother. Have you heard of it? Oh yeah. I used to watch Big Brother. Yeah. No, I mean it's like I watched it years ago but it's still on. I guess it's on CBS. Is Is Julia Chen still OC it guys? I don't know. Right. Her husband like owns CBS or
something. Yeah. Less less Moonveves. Her husband is Les Moonveves. And so she got the Big Brother gig. He started that. Less Moonveves. I don't know if you ever heard of him. He owns CBS. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Julie Chen, you know, she she's like she's like kind of like a kind of like she's cool. She remind kind of like a Connie Chung a little bit. So
Kate So Arthur's making a truce with Kate in the chat. Okay. I like this. I like this guys. We're making truses. We're We're like making up. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Don't. Well, another one fights. Yeah. Marbles jumped up on the table and then Trix started hissing. Tricks, come here. Tricks. Tricks is not a fan. You're okay. Come here,
Trix. Who? Guys, what's up? What's up, Low? How are you? Low key. He-Man, Amanda, Kate. Hey, everybody. Are you aren't there? Probably had a nice day. I don't have to get under the covers. I mean, I have another half a cigar left. I'm going to try to smoke the rest of this one. Classy Sassy's hot. Yeah, Classy
Sassy is hot. You know, hey, you're looking at I see I see you is just staring at marbles like does not like him. Hey, come here. Come on. I just drinking ice coffee and I think it made me tired. It made you tired? I know. I just I just drank coffee. I'm I'm like ready to go to bed, too. I'm like I'm like I've been I've been up for a little while. Yeah. Love me or hate me. Just hit the like. Um we're having a fun day.
Let me see if I can turn the phone without I did turn the charger off. Okay. We're doing okay, guys. Hey, come on. So, what what do you got planned for the day, Crystal? Um well, I need to get around for the day. I really don't have much plans, honestly. It's supposed to rain. Yeah. Today. And well, actually, it's going to rain later on today.
So, I'm not sure if I'm going to do anything. Oh, sorry. I'm rubbing my face. A little bit overcast here. My face. Yeah, we're just having a nice day, guys. We all the cats are around here. Lola, do you want to say hi to Hi to Crystal? Lola, you want to say hi? Come on. She's yawning. You want to say hi?
I'll bring her over. There's Lola. Want to say hi to Crystal? Oh, Lola. Hi Lola. Hi Chris. Hi Chris. So pretty. You're so pretty. Lola. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I think my neighbor had a cat that looked like
that. You did that. Well, I never heard. All right. I'm back. Okay, you're back. Yes, I'm back. Look like checkers. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. What's up? Where'd you go? Uh, I had to place an order uh for pickup. I got some
dinner coming in tomorrow. Nice. You know, I I love the way that this uh this restaurant makes their uh penny vodka. O, it is the best penna.
Great. So, what's going on in chat? I need to see Let me look on my other
phone. See, Mr. Big Pipes is writing to you. You see, he's I have no idea. I'm not looking in there. It says, "I I'm easy to get a hold of Crystal if you ever want to be real again." He said, "Uh, what is that supposed to mean?" Mr. Pig Pip, please explain. He-Man says, "Or can I?" Is that even saying
once I hit 35, I wear squirrel entered your brain? We're at war, Crystal. Oh, Loki, you're at war with Loki. Loki says you're at war. Loki's Faky or Loki? Loki. Oh, you're fighting with fighting with Loki. Yeah, we're always fighting.
Yo, hold on. Who's that? Ky, what's up, Ky? How are you? Yeah, we're just hanging out. I mean, I crashed into a tree. My my hopefully my neighbors with me. Um, Li is a man as a woman, but wants to be a man again. I I thought he was I thought Loki was
like a lesbian with Down syndrome or something. I'm not sure based on the picture. I'm not sure. Is that right? I mean, you're It sounds about right. Yeah. I'm just not sure. I'm not 100% sure, but you never know who people are. There's There's There's Loki in the chat. Mr. Big Pip says, "Crystal used to
be all over my nuts, dude." Is that true, Crystal? Absolutely not. Crystal, you're you're like a squirrel around Mr. Big Pipes. You're just trying to collect his nuts. Absolutely not. Pipes like a weirdo. I mean, like I like try to be nice to pipes, but he does think that everybody wants them. I don't
know what the that's about. He sent me He sent me a picture. He's like, "Oh, I'm not going to send you a dickpick, but I'll send you my wiener through my underwear." And he sent me like three photos, but it's like it's not it's not like it. And I said, "Oh, can I I see I want to see the skin." And he's like, "Oh, that's too gay." He sent me three photos of him like full full semi semi
erect and my Instagram. I'm not going to share them, but I don't know. We used to like troll him a lot back in the day cuz he's such a weirdo. He like was like obsessed with this like really really young female. She was of age but she was like barely. And he wrote her 20,000 messages without her even
responding to one. And he was like, "What are you proud of?" Big so proud of it. It was so weird. He was like so proud of it. Strange. Mr. Big Pipes. Who Who do you think you are? Mr. Big Pipes. Oh. Oh. Doug D. I mean Doug D a tweaker. Someone
says Doug D. Have you slept tweaker? Go to bed. I don't think he's a tweaker. Come on. You can see pipes getting turned up. Oh, hold on. Look at uh Leo. He hung out with Jose and on his like on his
camera. He looks like a completely different person than he did on Jose's. He looked crazy different. It was weird. Oh my god. Again, a young Mr. Big Pipes is Oh my god. I thought like like a 21-year-old Mr. Big Oh, wait. He's a I mean, he's still hot. I mean it's like but when he was 21 wow he was
just Mr. Imagine that Mr. Big Pipes back then. Yeah. I I had my days too. Have you seen my I think I always question if he was wearing a wig. I know. I don't think he's wearing a wig cuz he has to he has to wear that thing on his head. Have you seen my yearbook photo, Crystal? I'll show you. Hold. I see it.
Yeah. A look at you. Very hot. You're so young. Yep. Yep. Guys, what happened? Look what happened to me. Look what happened. I'm Yeah. Dork. They're the pretty twin. Never heard in her time life brain
growing up since 35 years. He changed his that squirrel. Hey, so I I I I texted Alisa last night. I I I just uh I sent her a song and stuff. Is have you talked to Bea lately? Crystal Crystal Marie, I don't think she can hear me anymore.
Crystal 50 people in chat though. 50. Oh, she's gone. Yeah. Oh
gosh. How's everybody in chat? How's Chad doing? Hey. Oh, so Trix is looking at marbles. Marbles has the one eye open. Trix has one eye open. They're staring each other. They're one foot
apart. Hi, Clums. Here comes Crystal. My phone me. Hey, it's okay. Hi. Um, yeah. Oh, oh yeah. What's Pipes doing? I don't
know. Crystal, do you want a card today? Sure. Okay. Give me a number. One between one and 10. Seven. Okay. I'm going to do seven shuffles. Okay. One second. Or seven. Or just go three. Three. Okay. Okay. Three. One, two, three. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, you
got the six of pentacles. Okay. Six of hedgehogs. Okay. Six is usually the lovers. Okay. So, six of hedgehogs says it says six of hedgehogs indicates that you're in a place of abundance now and it's time to share that that wealth with those less fortunate. Remember the
people who helped you along the way to success and share your rewards with them. So, I don't know if there's someone that helps you out. You're doing better because of it, but I think it's it's a good, you know, but it's basically about generosity and like, you know, knowing knowing who to give to and and when and where. So, I hope you like that card. Thanks. I don't know. I I don't You're welcome. I don't know why
clubs are getting tied up. Okay. I don't know. 10 second. Yeah. I don't know. The mods it was just 10 seconds. It was just 10 seconds. He'll be okay guys. Guys, so I I had I changed it to like someone's getting timed out in the chat for 10 seconds. I'll let them join. There's nobody there's nobody joining. So I have a rule in my chat and my rule is like, you know, it's like $25 24 hours because
I I I I did like a lifetime for 15. It just went miserably wrong. So I just I just do the 25 for 24 hours and it's going pretty well. So there's the link, guys, if you want to come up. I have one drink left. I I finished my coffee. It's Saturday morning. I can't let next Sam man got banned. Someone someone paid a banner for a day. So I
have to he can't come up till 5:35 tomorrow. I would let him up otherwise. I love Sam. How's that treating you over here? Oh yeah. Me or somebody else? Yeah, you over here. How treating me? Oh my. It's a lot better. It's a lot better. I mean like you know even Q was on last night.
He was like kind and and like you know he's like a little bit of of like a little salty but he was nice. And then one person that was really people that really mean to me are like Sig and Blogger were just like cruel to me. They were just like oh you know they don't like you. You're stupid. You're you're you're dumb. You suck. You're not a good they all terrible things. Everyone else
basically being good. Um that's good. Yeah. 50 people in the chat right now. It's pretty normal with Sig. I think he's like that with everybody. But he got Vita's channel taken down because he porn bombed her with her own photo. Yeah. And so he's not allowed on my show anymore cuz uh he was crying about Sam. I don't
know. Yeah. Hugh and Sandman. They they were they got they got into it last night. Okay. So I mean have Oh yeah. Well, because Sam like Q would join and then Sam would join and then Q's like, "Oh, he's farming clips." And then Sam would try was trying to get him to like in a fight with him or something, but he
kept leaving and then then someone banned Sam Man for a day. Just for a day. Just for a day. That's a good thing. It's just for a day. It's like I can't do more than a day. It's like that's it gets too complicated to remembering. Yeah. A day is like good enough. Yeah. He man. Hey Sam, man. But you know what? You can be in the chat. It's only
on the panel that So, you can be in the chat. Oh gosh, I can't have any more beer. Hey cats. Hey Trixs. I'm about to get about to get under the covers. It's hard when there's 50 people here. I don't want to fall asleep. I mean, I want I woke up not too long ago, but I
think the coffee actually made me tired. I don't know. Sometimes it does that. Like if I I can drink caffeine. I can have like I'm going to be tired, drink some caffeine, just fall right back asleep. Like uh but then sometimes I I I can't fall asleep. But I always wake up kind of like high on the coffee still.
Oh, it's the alcohol. It's the alcohol. Blame it on the alcohol. Hey, Lola, you want to say hi to Crystal? Lola, she's being she's being uh Come on. Come on, Lola. She's being She's being what's it called? She's being She's She's like aloof. She's being aloof. She's just like pretending she doesn't see. She's staring at the wall. Lola. Lola. Are you pretending you don't see me? I see. Oh,
she's turning her head. She's turning her head. Now she's walking over. Okay. My kitty does that to me, too. So funny. Aldi ruined it, too. Aldi's not allowed on the show anymore because he he porn bombed Good Times. God, good times channel. So, it's like anybody that anybody that tries to take people's people's channel down by porn bombing. No, it's like not just No.
You're not welcome here. Go somewhere else. I I'm I'm trying to maintain my channel. It's It's like by the skin of my teeth that's still here. But But I made it. Hey, babe. Yeah, there's been a lot of channels going down. Yeah, I I have to be really careful. And people are like, "Oh, why are you so weird about your like why do you have
all these rules?" Like I'm I'm like I'm trying to like maintain the chat. Like it's like like because everyone is trying to attack it and people are just want the channel down. And so it's like if someone's like if it's just like oh a chance thing or you're gonna strike or whatever and act people actively trying to strike my channel. Poor mommy and strike. I mean it's like it's just like it's crazy. I have to be here really I
have to be really really um um what's the what's the word? Really on a on a high alert. Yes. Yeah. Hey babe. I have to be very vigilant. Vigilant is the word. Vigilant. So, don't try You got to pay attention.
My channel's my baby. Lost that. The vegan chick lost her channel. Yeah. And um and Trasha Trisha, she lost her channel. And and Vita, hold. We have someone in the back. Hold on. You have a good guess. Someone wants to say hi to you, Crystal. Hold on. What's up, babe? How you doing?
What's up? I haven't talked to you in a while. Cool. No. Why are you talking like that? Why am I talking like what? I don't know. It just seems weird. Are you just waking up or are you like No, I'm kind of like
pulling I'm kind of pulling an all nighter and crashing out, but Yep. Where are you up to? How you going? I'm chilling. Yeah, you um still playing your guitar
and the uh what else? The banjo. The banjo. And the harmonica. You're good at the harmonica thing. H Well, I guess you're all right. Okay. I know. Why are you being so creepy? I
might fall asleep here, though. Oh, look like a like a lava buck. It's not creepy. He's not being creepy. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. It looks like It looks like a lady. You guys have a good one. Okay. Oh, you're leaving, Crystal. No, no, no, no. Oh, she left. Big scared her
away, man. It got She got uncomfortable. I I know. And not for the reasons. It was cuz like it it was getting too real and she liked it. It was too It was It was getting too real. I'm going to I'm going to lay down. Real. It was reminding her of I'm going to lay down with Mr. Mr. Here. Lay it down too.
Man, she's a really pretty girl, though. She's a really pretty girl. Do this. I wish I had my cat here, but he's upstairs. Oh, he's upstairs. I have my cat here. All right. Wait, with me, Lola, I got to the blankets. Good night, Mr. Big Pipes.
Yeah. All right. Well, good night. Go to bed. We switch crystal Marios here, but I know. Good night, Mr. Big Pipes. Good night. Okay. Oh my gosh.
Okay. I wish Crystal Marie was here. I wish Crystal Marie was here. Oh my god. Where's Crystal Marie? It's okay. It's I'm not I'm not making fun of your voice. I wish Crystal Marie was hair. It's
okay. Good night, Mr. Big Pipes.
You guys, you guys all see uh Scribbles last night. Scribbles was like sitting at driving around. I was like, "Hey, Scribbles, let's hold hands to the pier." He's like, "What are you doing here? Who is this? Come up here. Come on." And I got on my bike. My sister's like, "Just one thing. Do not drive the bike drunk." I wasn't I don't think I was drunk. It just I'm just not I'm just not used to driving it. I ran into a
tree. Hi, babe. Hi. I ran into a tree. The the mic is fine. Good night, Mr. Good Sam, man. Oh, I love you, too. Hey, is this this Miss Lola? Come on up here. Come on. Want to sit on me? Here. Go on. Lay down. Lay down. Lay down on me. There you go.
Yeah sweetheart. Sweetheart cat. I love sweethearts. I love you. Oh, she's so
sweet. You okay? You have beautiful. Your eyes are like all white. They're green and they're white around them. You have your own natural eyeliner. Has white eyeliner. So, you guys having fun? I don't know. 42 people. I guess it's time to wrap up. I mean, it's like 8:30. I'll save as long as I can. I just like it's afraid I'll
fall asleep. You guys want to watch me? You guys want watch me? Just wake me up. You have to if you come in the you come into the chat, I will hear you. You just have to announce your presence. Okay. Hi. Hi, Tommy James. I can't It's hard to fall asleep with the headset. It's like a little a
little bit big like and I fall asleep on it. Clums, how are you? Hi guys. Guys, I made it. Okay, I got I found my phone. I got the other coffee. I got a free coffee. My bike's going to be okay. I have really nice modeling photos. Everything's going to work out, guys. It's all going to work out in the
end. Hey. Oh, you're under there. There she is. Oh, you're just rolling up. We're roll up in a little
Yeah. 24-hour band. I mean, it's 25 bucks. I mean, it's like that's not a bad 24-hour deal. It's just 24 hours. It's like a dollar an hour. Like less than a dollar an hour. It's like 90 cents an hour or something. 95 cents. So, he'll be back. He'll be back by 600 p.m. Oh, you're going there. Oh, you're over there. Oh, hey. It was
Marbles. Marbles. Lola doesn't want to. So, Lola is not Marbles mom. Like that. His mom is named Remy, but Lola had a baby that looks just like Marbles. I don't know if Marbles was the dad or was like the same dad as Rey's, but she had the same pattern. And it even has the same He has little words on him. He has like a little word on him. I think it
says, what does it say? It says Toby. And I had a cat named Toby, too. So, you guys good? You guys good? Okay, so I'll be back. I'll see who else is on to. Um, it's been like a little bit of a wild morning. It's just a little bit wild. How's everyone doing? Mr. Tricks. Oh, Mr. Marbles. Hey,
you're coming out, too. Hey, there's Miss Lola. Lola, you there? Come on out. Psyche. My sister give you only one rule and you've already broke it. Roll that ebike back over to your
sister. No. Come. I wasn't drunk. I wasn't drunk. I was I had have been a few drinks. It's just I wasn't used to driving the bike. It's going live this morning. I don't know. Is skate going live? She is a babe. Mr. Big Pip is still I thought you were f you were asleep when I I came on. on. You just
spell your eyes closed. Crystal came on. You were like, "Yo, baby. What's up, Crystal?" Oh. Oh, no. No, no. Cats are
hissing. Yeah. My I love my my sister. She got me the she got me the bike on a deal. Sty mods are rogue. He doesn't care. Sammon, are you a mod? Sam, are you are you doing things in the chat? Sam, I have to do I have to go do Don't make me look in the chat. I'm very
lazy. Yeah, I have some I have some weird but I have some I have some good mods too. My my my mods will usually tell me sad. No one cares for me. What? Yeah, people care for me. They do, Sam, man. They do.
Okay, guys. Everything's going to be okay. Everything's going to be okay. I'm going to curl up into a ball, sleep. I'm going to listen to some Howard Stern, Eric the Sam, man. 5:30. I think it's 5:34 p.m. I have to check my my catch up, but at 5:34, he'll be
back less than 12 hours. Okay. Oh, you're hissing. Space is hissing. No kissing at Marbles. Marbles is here. I got I am surrounded by cats. I'm in a good mood. Okay. Big P is there.
Okay. I'm glad I had breakfast with Arthur. It was fun. Hey. Hey, babe. Hey, Trix. Hey, Lola. Hey, Marbles. I'm surrounded by cat. Is Lenor around? Okay, guys. I'll be I will be back soon. I'll wake I I just need to fall asleep. I'll wake up. I love you guys. Okay, Samantha. Oh, Sam man. Okay. I love all
you guys. Let's We'll find another chat to go to. We'll find another chat. 43 people. Okay, guys. Let's all hang out. We'll find another chat. I love you. Hi, Doug. I love you guys. Like, share, subscribe, everybody. Guys, I'll be back as soon as I wake up. You guys, you know I'm here as soon as I wake up.
I'm I'm like I'm I'm just like living the rest of my life on uh on my stream. Hi. Hi, Lola.
Okay. Okay. Bye-bye. I love you guys. I'll see you soon. I remind you of Scribbles. Go say hi to him. I like scribbles. I kind of do too in the shirt. I just I just see life tattoo on my face. This is good. Sweet dreams, guys. I love you guys. I'll be back. I'll be
back soon. You know I'll be back soon. Good night, everybody. I love you.
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