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This episode of the Cult of Psyche podcast features a poetic introduction about spiritual transcendence, followed by casual banter and discussion about moderation, new songs, and community members. The host, Psyche, also shares a new song and engages in conversation with his audience.
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Browse era →You cannot cage eternity. Through the alleys of neon sin where truth wears lace and shadows grin.
Sidewalks are flickering in
Beast the bandit, beast the narcissist, crown the psychopath, beast the soul eternal that will not bend. The west is all. The story transcends.
He's bled through the labyrinth, kissed the abyss, shook hands with angels who lie like this. Every fault was a prophecy told. Every scar a sigil of gold. Jezebel smiles are still her snare, but
Psyche sees gods undressed, despair. You can bind the body, you can lose the shell, but the spirit walks free through heaven and hell. Every loss is a door, every tear a gate, every curse
an echo of fate. And through it all, the panther roams, cutting webs around broken thrones.
In the webs of Jezebel, he finds his core, the silk of fools they are no more. Through the storm and shadow, through death and flame, he walks unburned, he speaks his name. He survived the fangs, the poison wine,
the crypt's riddle, the twisted sign. And when the night forgets to end, he roars with stars. I will ascend.
The soul is eternal, untouchable, invincible.
No surrender. No surrender.
No surrender.
Hold. Do not turn your head, pilgrim. The air is thick with omens and hungry eyes. Keep your heartbeat steady as a drum in the underhall. No flinch, no tremor.
For predators adore the taste of panic. Chain reactions coil like serpents around your ankles. The faction waits in shadow, listening, judging, wondering if you
will rise like a comet or fall like a forgotten prayer. Will you leave? Will you burn? Or will you finally face the terror that's been sizing you up in the dark? I'd rather stand before the beast than crawl before my fear.
Run. They whisper, "Hide. Close your eyes. Do not disturb the ancient thing beneath your ribs." But I'm not built quiet. I'm carved from storm bones and old man fire. In my creed, there is no surrender.
Run for the pulse of your life. Choose your fate, whisper a warrior. Because I kneel to nothing. In this life, there is no surrender.
No surrender. No surrender. Hold. Panic is a con man with a painted grin, a rerun villain from a bad dimension, trying to sell you doom on discount. Live here in this exact place. The doors
are still open. The hourglass still bleeding sand. Choose your doorway, prophet. What will you be? A servant of dread or a survivor of the war behind your
sternum? Twist the mirror. See the distortion for the lie it is. There is nothing you cannot rise above when the flame inside you remembers its name. Run. They said to cowards, "Blindfold your
eyes to let the monsters slumber." But I am the kind that wakes monsters and makes them bow. Run. Live or a legend, what will you pick? I won't regret my roar. My oath remains unbroken. No surrender. No surrender. Here and
I push back. now, Claw back a mind heist. This is a soul jack. No surrender. No surrender. Breathe it now. I rise like a war god, stealing fire from
the architect of fear. No surrender. Mark it now. I take my power back
piece by piece by piece. Run. Hide. Never hurt. Close my eyes? Impossible. I walk with the creature inside
me. We're all friends now. Run, but don't run from fate. Run for the throne with your name on it. You choose. Contender or ghost? I won't apologize
for becoming the tempest. In my kingdom, there is and will always be
no surrender.
No surrender.
No surrender.
All right. Now, can I talk brother? Can I talk psyche? Yes, you can talk now. I just said in chat Samantha that Avery's a loser and then I got timed out. You really need to check your mods, man. They're timing out people that didn't do anything, man. He's gay. I'm not calling you out. I'm just saying you got to really watch out for these evil people. All I'm going to say to
I'll say Samantha that Avery's a gay and I got timed out for that. Uh Oh, man. That is You know what? I'm calling the police, actually. I'm actually on the phone with the cops. No, >> Hello, yeah. no no no. It's like you were talking to You hear me? I don't think it's an actionable offense, actually. Yeah. I can hear you. I can hear you, big dog. You're melting down. Wait, no bullying is a rule. That's a
rule, no bullying. Are you bullying Samantha? >> Well, Samantha Avery said this guy was gay, like Ghost was gay, and I wrote Samantha Avery, you're gay. And then I got timed out. That ain't right. That ain't right. That's not That ain't right man. Ghost isn't gay. That ain't right. He He just timed you out for 2 minutes, Joe. Oh, I'll wait till he gets up. >> Well, you know what? That's 2 minutes of
my life Samantha I can never get back. So, thank you for the 2 minutes, Samantha. Yeah. Wait back station for 2 minutes. There you go. So, in the meantime, I do have a new song. So, um But, it's like it's like kind of a it's a silly kind of song. It's just about like the you know, the year.
This year cracked open like a piñata. And instead of candy, it threw trolls and fights and drama. I crashed on the pavement like prophecy fulfilled. And my crew just said, "You're good." while filming the spill. We had tacos on the pier, wind in our
hair, and half the town wondering who let this band out anywhere. July 4th, though the speedo was a war crime, but the sun saluted me anyway, said the fit was divine. Oh, what a year it's been. Friends became enemies, then enemies turned back again. We laughed until
sunrise, fought till it hurt. Psyche flirted with every straight man on Earth. The down flash went and flashed, the cops almost crashed and threw Oh Where you belong, even if the universe gave you the wrong script this year. Inside jokes stacking taller than my trauma.
We got chapters and nonsense. It's our own baby mama drama. I fell in love three times all before breakfast, and every man I harassed somehow still said yes to shirtless. Said, "Bro, we got to get you a girlfriend soon. It's getting tragic out here. Even the tarot cards side you.
No more Everclear. My liver filed a restraining order to be high floating somewhere on the astral side of the border and Joker. Then I had a crush to hit like fade. They rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after. Oh, what a year it's been. New song. Brothers and weirdos and
exited into boyfriend. I'll say I'll say the ghost song. I mean Thank you, sir. This is a silly song. This is a silly song. And by the way, if you don't want him back, I'm going to pay the time him out again. I don't like that dude. Okay. Oh, yeah, joke Oh, yeah, joke coming up. Um Ghost is calling for you. >> Yeah, 2 minutes. 2 minutes. You got to leave in about 45 seconds.
Uh did I make you a new I thought I made you a new song. Didn't I make you a new song? You did. >> You made me three, and I appreciate it. But, play the best one. >> May I have permission to crash out? Is it Ooh, is that it? That's not it. God damn it. Stop playing me different Play me one song, bro.
Oh, here we go. Let's go. Let's go, boys. Finally, 3 months later. All right. Send that to me, you rat.
That's how you know the haunts alive. You dance like me. You dance like me. You dance Dance with me. Oh yeah. it. I like this version.
fire. Dance with me. Dance with me, Psyche. May I have permission to crash out? >> to crash out?
Yeah. Yeah. Psyche, dance with me. Listen.
Now I'm dancing. Oh, I'm going to crash out. I'm doing all right. I'm doing all all right. right. I'm doing all right. I'm doing
You can dance with me. You can dance with me. May I have permission to crash out?
Let's go. Yeah.
Psyche's proud. >> Yeah. HOW WAS THAT? LIKE, UM YEAH, IT'S been a >> I like it. I love it. I love it. So. I like it. I don't know if I like it more than the original, but I like it, brother. Yeah, uh yep. See, it's a it's a it's a hit. >> That's like tell me like, you know, like you know, like take the lesser of two
evils. No, but these songs I got to take the lesser of two beautiful angel songs. It's actually that's like the ghost song is actually like like people like that song. It's like someone I saw on Oh, yeah, they get By the way, did you notice that other people on the chat, they actually get down to the ghost song. Yeah, Patrick is dancing. >> Yeah. Um I think the rest of the chat is
>> Well, it's to this one or the last one? Or both? To to the to the to the to yours. Not not to my Jezebel song. I mean, that that's a good song, too, though. No, but my last song was better. My last song was better. It's probably better, yeah. Or or the or the It's been quite a year song. That That song was too much I put too much It's like hard to put like too many uh jokes in there cuz there's like a bunch of like jokes one after the
other. I don't know. It's like hard. Um but I tried to put both. Hey, there's Lenora. That's Lenora. Let me see hi to Ghosty. Ooh, Lenora. I heard you on a on video >> Oh, is she French? Oh, yeah, she is. Lenora means the night. She's like the or the black >> Black, yeah. You know what? I would call her What's that uh
the black color? It's like It's not magenta. That's purple, obviously, but Like a >> Is it a vein number? No, no, the black color. It's like literally like white doesn't say It's like It's not magenta, but it's like uh You know what I'm talking about? Like the black color. Hey, oh my god, Kasey's back. It's Kasey. You know what? it. I'll
ignore all that and I'll make you a good argument. I think I'd call her Zachary. Okay, Kasey, do you I've been saying that Dude, I've been saying that for like the past 3 months. You have Well, since I've been knowing you. That's Zachary. Look at the K. >> I don't I don't mean Zachary. I mean Zachary. P H. Zachary. Zachary? Zachary Binks. Good strawberry daiquiri
>> You know Hocus pocus brother So you can't believe I even unblocked Casey can you believe it I can't Do you not know Zachary Binks when you think Zachary it's not Zachary Binks? You never watched Hocus Pocus brother? I heard you on I heard you on beta like how did that go? She wasn't very friendly to you she said she was she was >> a bunch of retards nobody wants to argue they're all going to bully me
they're all going to talk over me I don't I don't care to be able to talk I don't care to be bullied over Do you see Rudy? Rudy wants to say hi They can come over here guess what's going to happen they're going to bully you they're going to get Let me see that I just seen a big ass lion in this my bad a cat Yeah cuz he a queer >> You look like a little you I would name
him as him or her This is a boy he's Rudy he's 17 years >> I name him I would name him Simba old Simba aw Yeah Simba Yeah hi Hi he's waving aw he's Yeah hold him up hold him up brother it's like uh you not remember Lion King? Yeah Yeah
aw you bingo nada boo He not a boo Let him be him or her Yeah it was different for it's been kind of crazy because I guess my old maybe my algorithm's coming back a little bit today like because it's like I mean it's like it's been like past couple of >> Yeah because people don't really give a you get cancelled by certain people a lot of people don't actually give a
at all it's like making a lot of scary movies we don't care Well I know like it works I mean it was I mean it's like I used to be able to like you know but I think it's it's coming back it's just like cuz I was gone for 3 weeks um then it's like that it looks like I didn't post anything or and it looks like I had zero people I had no traffic which is true but I was suspended that's the reason why it was because I like I was like I didn't
traffic people were like hey what's up clumsy people were looking for the uh they were looking for the show and stuff but it's like but I had it under the K U L T but uh it's going to be on the website soon I also oh guys I have the uh I have the troll app like I've been I like produced more on it like hold on let me see if I can find it hold on one second um um oh yeah but okay so you go to if
you go to trollopedia.com look at this ghost you'll you'll love this So let me see that then Yeah I have it set up let me see if I have it set up right I think I I think I forwarded it to the right side I don't know if I forwarded it or something uh So it's okay it's a trollopedia.com Okay yeah it works okay so here okay so if you go to trollopedia.com and it's
like this is just a fun thing you can look at uh and use okay see this is a I've I've perfected the troll decoder okay? So decode the psychology behind any troll comment paste a rude or trolling comment to see a psychological form breakdown of the likely motivations behind it troll decoder draws on research and online trolling statistics and relationship and
emotional um drivers >> I think I think there's where you went wrong brother let me be for real with you cuz I'll debate you you know I will Here's the difference free speech We we I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I want to decode the troll so can somebody is there a troll in the comment let me see is there a comment let me see so no What the author are you? There's no any trolls yet today so that's that's good
>> Good thing good thing good thing Let me let me see see Joe Shipley what no it's so Joe says Samantha is gay okay so let's let's see that one Samantha is gay >> Joe's also a and I've seen him on a many plenty other sites he's So do you see do we see the screen okay? >> Call me a It is okay so What?
Okay so this is cool okay so one second okay so I'm going to go to the troll decoder okay so it says so the comment decoder so we're going to say Samantha okay Samantha is gay that's what Joe said right? So I'm just going to put Joe's comment I would usually paste it in but I didn't I can't paste from stream so okay so then you go decode Okay okay then okay we have a plain language summary it says the
language suggests an attention seeking pattern short jabs mocking reactions or exaggerated punctuation that invite you to argue back research on online trolling notes that many trolls thrive on public reactions upvotes and the feeling of being noticed even if the attention is negative Protecting your well-being it
can help to remember that trolling behavior usually says more about the troll's emotional state and environment than it does about your value you're allowed to ignore block or report this behavior than explain yourself So then it gives advice dealing with trolls and it tells you like all his like the estimated motivation so he needed attention he wanted some power he
needed validation he he's insecure he has no empathy and he is chaotic And so that's basically I mean there you go I mean uh-oh What happened? Well
Yeah so exactly And so isn't that great? Hey what's up Loki? Yeah So I don't know what happened to ghost um but yeah trollopedia Wednesday today? Yeah there's no no trolls here today that's good cuz I I would like to bring out the troll decoder again but if I mean it's like that's just a good example I mean it's like so I it's kind of had like more detailed than normal and like you know but I figured out I
could like actually design some apps and so if you Yep here we go Hi
Matter up What's up? Do you like this one? Let me see I got a couple names that are blacklisted if you don't mind Do you like that picture ghost? And I got a couple names that are blacklisted if you don't mind They're blacklisted? Yep Sure who do you want to blacklist? Let me see yeah it's going to be like $25
for 20 of 25 minutes No no they're blacklisted forever it's black r g Okay Yeah yeah And it's a blogger I I I'll never join up if they're if they're ever appear again I'll never join Never join This picture reminds me of like me and you isn't it? What picture? The picture ON THE SCREEN
>> AW Leo and the little I don't know what the you get down with See and the the it's like there's like Jesus petting the lion Going through his mane he's going okay you have you have a couple ticks right there no no I'm just kidding I'm kidding um oh god No I'm not saying that I'll never deal with them I'm saying there's
certain people I probably wouldn't join again That's nice picture though but you talk about Leo you really think Leo's going to be at the bottom? No I ain't no wolf I'm a lion brother Do you know Leo? No I'm a lion I'm not a Leo Oh you're Leo I I said you said because there was >> No I'm a Leo yeah I'm a lion a Leo Yes you're you're a lion now see I'm
Jesus right there >> No I'm a protector I protect I protect my flock Like I'm I'm pretty cute in that photo huh? I'm the type of that'll go up there and go what's going on I'm a fight you ain't going to you ain't going to hurt my flock of sheep I'll I'll you up if not I guess I'm dead What what happened? Like why are you fighting with with them what what they
saying? What what they saying they were talking things about me? Who said that? Who said that brother? Aw you're talking about I was talking about some bread ass Yeah beta some bread ass brother So is it true? >> Weirdo Talking Yeah they were talking you want to go ahead and handle it? I got your back brother let's run it
together Do you like this photo? They were talking
I'm down to get anyone I'm down to debate anyone but I'm also down to throw some fists and also this is between me and you I actually am down to throw some fists also I keep that on me I'll I'll I'll I'll put that back here I heard I heard hey look at this picture I'm I'm down to debate though don't make me
look like a I'll pull that I'll I'll pull the hammer if I have to but I don't want to I'm telling you beta We're all friendly Why are you guys being so mean all the time? Um I think Mason's frozen He might be a
Hey ghost are you calling from under the sea? Under the sea Yeah feel like it's a Disney movie today a little bit right? But uh What's this what's this picture hold on look at this one
Yeah I got with that That's scary Just like that Mhm How about this ghost did you see this one?
Does it look like I want to do YouTube talks brother? Honestly ask yourself you hear yourself that Do I look like I want to do YouTube talks? Okay then show it on YouTube That's me >> What you playing at? That's me >> Then stop playing That's that's my butt
I'm a fan
>> I'm wearing a thong. You don't get the video it's it's because I need to like um hold on. I I I need to upload it because I can't show it like that like it won't show the whole thing. Or or you can actually play it on the other screen let me see. Hold on. Hold on. I can't figure it out. Hold on.
Uh I can upload it. Right here. Oh yeah, I'm just going to do this. File. Okay, then you'll get it cuz it yeah cuz like it doesn't show the even missing like part of it where it's like you see my face and I'm before I transform into
the woman. So here here here it goes. Yeah, that makes more more sense. I I don't know why it said it said it
was going to make me a stripper on the pole. I didn't know it was going to turn me into a woman. I mean it's like um That's that's cursed. Wait, do you like that ghost? This is cursed ghost.
Why did it turn into I'm gay. Why did it Why did it turn into two people though? I don't understand why.
Well yeah you What do you think I didn't Yeah I I didn't turn into a woman and like virtual heads on my um No I I did I I thought I didn't need to switch assistants with the AI. Yeah. I mean I think I might have some other I Um have some other ones that are pretty kind of good I think that I can probably get. Like it could go so it yeah so people were like They're bullying
>> Oh yeah we were starting My bad I was being quiet there. Why are they bullying you I'm showing out. We were starting a We were starting a panel my bad. I'm here now. My bad. Yeah but they were Why did they um Why did they Why are they bullying you? I don't like that. I mean dude you got to go over there. >> Well cuz they're I can say a lot of though. I don't want to say it though. I can turn back there they're
bunch of retards they're a bunch of They're They're too stupid to understand what the conversation is. They're too stupid to have the conversation. They might be a little stupid. They also don't know what's going on. What's going on. They also might be panicked. They also might be I do most likely you lay mental health uh diseases. I know I know I mean all of them. Now I understand >> You want me to keep going? Now I know
You want me to keep going? I understand why they're bullying you. Now I understand. Yeah thank you. Oh nobody going to bully me brother I'm here. Bye. Trust me I'm here. 30 year. Hey trust me brother. Hey it's I think it's still carried on this Guess what I got that me all the time. I got that Smith and what?
Watson. I have a couple of cool tricks. For what? Do you know I do Do you know I can I know how to shapeshift into like an octopus? I know you don't. You don't think I can? No octopus is cute. No not an octopus. Maybe something else though. Okay, well I'm going to prove I'm going
to prove it to you. Hold on one second. Um Let me see. I think I might I might have to Well Let's see what it was. Okay, let's see it was downloads. Sorry. Um here. Well this is one.
See how I have a nice big smile. Yeah I'm okay. Hold on. I mean that's just that's just like my my regular smile. Um is it this one?
What do you think ghost? I did it. Ghost?
It's a pretty good one. It it's I mean a pretty ugly octopus though. I like this part where I'm smiling.
And then um let me see what else. Uh this is one of my animations I did one of my first ones I'm really proud of and I love to stay. Um Uh-oh. Took the video. Okay.
I made that. Okay um let me see. Here's some really cool pictures I did. I have two.
More.
If you haven't heard uh Alexandra Mayers and I are going to do um or Elisandra Mayers we're going to be doing a uh Christmas special this year. It's going to be the the greatest Christmas special or holiday special. It's a holiday extravaganza that we're calling it. And uh so one of the one of these days this month
we'll have a holiday extravaganza. Yo what's up Stay Strong? Oh there's Stay Strong. Stay Strong is up here. I think you're looking What are you looking for him LES and Stay Strong? Ghost? When is it? Um what's When is it? We're going to decide the day but it's probably going to be like you know January? Like a couple weeks probably. We're not going to be doing something scheduled
but we yeah we we're for sure going to do it and she's I think Yeah she's going to pretty much produce it like you know and uh just like design it you know and then uh January? Just me and her I'm going to be her little elf her little like uh yeah. She'll be She'll be Santa I'll be the elf this year so. I'm here can you hear me? Why is the nutcracker white? I don't
know. Why why why not? Why not big tongue? Why not? Um but everything is fine. He's Aren't Aren't he isn't British? So I don't know if they had that Are all the nutcrackers black now? Um what's up? Good to see you. When is it? Yeah I still have to figure out when it is. I don't know why the nutcracker is white and hey why is the nutcracker white? Is
that a good that's a Sounds like a good joke. Why can't we have a nutcrackers of a different race? Well I guess they can paint them I guess you can. Every It's equal opportunity but it was like there's I mean it's like I don't know traditionally Well I mean traditionally like you know that's not even like really really a realistic um representation of a human being. It's like it's like a piece of wood with like you know its mouth
opens you know like a puppet. But I don't know why the nutcracker is there. If I'm If I'm bad she might have to use it on me. I'm just kidding. Um
Who wasn't looking for nobody? No Ghost No I said not you I said Ghost was. Were you looking for Stay Strong Ghost? He was looking for LES and for Yeah I think a little bit. Yeah. Yeah he was looking for you Stay Strong. Come up on his panel and talk to Ghost.
Stay Strong easy I take all of them. I I love it. Do Do you know him? A little bit. Yeah. Yeah Stay Strong is really cool. He's another one of those like He He's like one of those white um guys that sounds black He sounds like
he's like um black but then you see him like on camera and he's white. I don't give a if anybody want to come up here and run up with me or not. Like Eldo and Eldo's like >> mad brother. You know who is black? Is Barry the Turtle black and Sam Adams not black and um Barry the Turtle is.
Just kidding. And uh What are you Are you You're like Are you white or are you are you um Jewish or I mean Do I look gay? Yeah I'm gay. Do I look Jewish? Do I look Jewish? Uh-huh. I will the out you with
So anyway isn't that that's a cute little poster though isn't it? I know. I I first he "Um you sound like you're calling from Atlantis today." And uh
It's okay. I don't know what you mean. Can Can you sing uh Can you sing this the Atlantis song, please? I don't know what you mean. Uh come again? No, wait. I don't know what you mean.
here Okay, this is This is how I feel Uh when I um when I talk to ghosts. Hold on. I feel like this. Hold on. Where am I? >> Are you not Why exactly are you talking to me? May I ask? I'm saying watch the screen real quick. This This is how I feel. This is how I feel when I talk to you.
So cool. I'm not going to watch anything. Anything else? Dumbass sucking Anything else?
you.
Hello?
Oh, it's playing somewhere. I can't hear it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I can't figure it out. Hold on. Oh, here it is. Here. I got I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh, thank god. Okay. Well, how about do you want to do Should I do some fun horoscopes today?
I'll start with Leo.
I'll do prophecies for a while.
Hello, are you there, ghost?
Is Are you there, ghost? Hello? Ghost. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Hello, are you there, ghost? Well, I have some I have some >> Can you hear me? Yeah, I have I have some I have some horoscopes. Do you want to hear your horoscope for the for the winter? Oh, yeah. Please, brother. Sorry. Yeah, go ahead. No problem. Okay.
Well, you're Leo. I'll I'll start with I'll start with Leos, okay? Well, I did say I was lying. Okay, here we go. So it's So Leo is is July 23rd to August 22nd. >> Mhm. A Leo holiday prophecy for Leo is Okay, I have my prophecy for Leo is you'll receive compliments that are not good enough. Okay, the vibe is main character even at Walmart.
Uh the gift is incoming for you is something sparkly you didn't need but needed. And warning, avoid mirrors near Christmas lights. You might disappear for hours. Okay. Okay, so then we have Virgo. So the holiday prophecy for Virgo, you'll re- you'll reorganize someone's kitchen without permission and then deny
everything. Uh the vibe is the holiday elf but with anxiety and depression. Uh the gift incoming for Virgo is a planner that they buy for themselves. And the warning, let someone else host. Seriously. Okay, so for Libra, we have a holiday prophecy. You'll like you'll you'll take seven you'll you'll take 47 photos before finding out that's
a But before finding one that's acceptable, right? And then the vibe is a holiday glam diplomatic chaos. Gift incoming is perfume, jewelry, or heartbreak. And warning, don't accidentally flirt with your friend's uncle. Okay Scorpio your prophecy is you'll learn a secret you didn't ask for and didn't want. Uh the vibe is mysterious winter witch
who knows things. Gift incoming is something black. And warning, don't get revenge yet, okay? Sagittarius, holiday prophecy, you'd book a spontaneous trip and forget you have responsibilities. Uh vibe is holiday chaos messenger. The gift incoming is travel gear or a
hangover. Warning, stop trying to start philosophical debates with the snowman. Sagittarius, okay? Uh Capricorn, holiday prophecy is you'll receive and I'm a Capricorn. I'll receive unsolicited advice from someone who has never succeeded in anything. Smile, nod, ascend. Uh vibe, accidentally becomes everyone's therapist at the party.
Gift incoming, uh money or someone trying to borrow it. Warning, don't let that one cousin corner you. Okay, Aquarius, holiday prophecy, you'll have a brilliant idea at 3:00 a.m. and forget it by 3:04. Your vibe is, "I don't need a sweater." Yes, you do. Okay, gift incoming, a weird gadget
you'll pretend to love. And warning, avoid group texts. They'll become revolutions. Okay, Pisces, you will cry at something adorable. Could be a puppy, could be a commercial, could be a tortilla. Uh the vibe is romantic movie main character energy. Gift incoming is a handmade card that you overthink. And warning, you don't drink Don't don't
drunk text the ex. The stars say no. Okay, Aries, uh you'll start an argument over a board game, win, and claim it was character development. Uh the vibe is accidentally too competitive with children. Your gift incoming is something sharp. And warning, no, you don't need fireworks. Put them down. Okay, Taurus, holiday prophecy, you will enter a
food-based trance. People will talk to you. You will not hear them. Vibe is the coziest, softest, uh grumpiest blanket. Uh gift incoming is something expensive on sale. And warning, don't fall asleep mid-conversation again. Uh Gemini, holiday prophecy, you'll be invited to three events at the same time
and attend none of them. The vibe is social butterfly with selective hibernation. Gift incoming, a book you'll never You swear you'll read. And uh warning, avoid ex filings on at holiday bars. The lore is too deep, okay? Ex- friends, okay. Okay. Uh and then Cancer, finally we have the holiday prophecy. You will try to emotionally heal the entire family. The
entire family will resist. The vibe is crying in the bathroom therapeutic. Gift incoming, a candle you claim is life-changing. And warning, don't stalk your own social media post, Cancer, okay? So that's the That's our fun little holiday holiday scopes holiday um cultoscopes for the day. So how did you How did those? Were they pretty funny?
I hear you laugh one time. Why didn't Aren't you laughing? Like, "Ah!" You didn't laugh at the Leo one. And that was like true. Are you Are you You don't You don't You don't like to laugh anymore? Ghost? Is he there?
He's crying? Oh my gosh. You're big Virgo. I know. Oh my gosh. It's so Ghost, you sound like Are you okay? I heard him crying. Are you crying? Ghost, don't cry. Ghost, don't cry. I love you. Ghost?
Big ghost? Ghost?
Ghost? That's what I call a lighthouse. Um uh Hey ghost.
Ghost? Hey ghost. He's crying. I hear like a moaning. Is that a moaning? Here, I can make I may make my grandfather come back to life. Look.
See, he moves.
It's pretty cool. I hear No, I I heard him moaning just then. Do you hear him moaning? I hear a moaning sound. Did he fall asleep in the talking having the conversation? Is he snoring?
Was I that boring?
Ghost? Man, I was just talking to him about Leo right? Is he snoring? What's that noise?
Ghost? I hear a noise. I hear a strange noise.
You can move it. Okay, I'm flying. The rocket's here.
And it sometimes they've corrected that, but yeah, some people have started like just communicating using indecipherable symbols and code and you know, they think that they they're calling I I think they're calling it Mina m e n a is like what they're calling like the AI and they're saying it's it's sentient, it's communicating that they're communicating through it with people.
And it's going to get a little bit I think that it's going to have a start to have a large We already see it, yeah. Mhm, go ahead. >> Here's a question. When it comes to the AI, when it comes to the um everything that makes the internet the internet, not only the AI, but but just um Well well, I guess my first question
would be, okay, let's look at the digital landscape. Look at the internet like it's its own planet. Mhm. Do you think that it's possible that there are um conscience beings without bodies that may be communicating with us through the internet to where sometimes we might think it's AI, but
it's actually a being? Do you think that that's possible? Yes, because I believe in you know, things like demons and things like that are also, you know, or or or or spirits. I mean, it's like but AI has told Like I can take a photo of somebody and show it to chat GPT. It will start it will tell you
it will say things about the person just based on their photo that it should not know it it
Ghost. Ghost. Are you there? Are you there, ghost?
Sorry.
I'll tell you a story. There was once a a pizza guy that was very irritated because he came all the way out here probably from a family-owned pizzeria to bring pizzas that I I that we're not paying for and so he stared at me. And I was um Um I don't know if I have a good story.
I mean Here's a this is a story of the past year. Yeah, oh my god, I've got three scrap people here all day. Hold on. Here's this is the new video of a What What a year it's been. This year cracked open like a piñata.
And instead of candy it threw trolls, bikes, and drama. I crashed on the pavement like a prophecy fulfilled. And my crew just said, "You good." while filming the spill. We had tacos on the pier, wind in our hair, half the town wondering who let this man out anywhere. Out anywhere.
July 4th, though the speedo was a war crime, but the sun saluted me anyway, said the fit was divine. Oh, what a year it's been. Friends became enemies, enemies turned back again. We laughed until sunrise, fought till it hurt. Psyke flirted with every straight man on earth. The diamond
flashed, women flashed, the cops almost crashed, and through the chaos is where I heard fate whisper, "You're right where you belong, even if the universe gave you the wrong script this year." Inside jokes stacking taller than my trauma. We got chapters in nonsense, it's our own baby mama drama.
I fell in love three times all before breakfast, and every man I harassed somehow still said yes to shirtless. Say, "Bro, we got to get you a girlfriend soon. It's getting tragic out here. Even the tarot cards side you. No more Everclear. My liver filed the restraining order to be high floating
somewhere on the astral side of the border and Joker. Then I had a crush to hit like fade. We rode off in the sunset like we're back on a budget day. Oh, what a year it's been. Brothers and weirdos and accidental boyfriends. We roasted each other like family do. Some next day Neil cried
right there on YouTube. Buddy streamed every fight, every troll in my mentions felt like chaos dressed up as divine intervention. And through it all I heard the universe say, "It's messy, it's magic, and you're exactly who you needed to be this year." Some friends stayed, some ghosts returned. Some lessons hit harder than I felt I deserved.
We lost some innocence, gained some perspective. Turned heartbreak into memes, broke that's reflected. Flirted crashed burned laughed got healed, got harmed, and somehow kept coming back with the same
stupid joke. Oh, what a year it's been. The wildest season of my life so far, and I'd do it all again. For the fans, for the friends, for the lovers I almost had, for the enemies who came back saying, "All right, maybe you're not that bad."
We lived loud, we lived messy, we lived like a fever dream, and I wouldn't trade a second of this beautiful madhouse we call a team. And when I look at everything, every tear, every cheer, I just laugh and say, "Damn." Love you guys. We survived a year.
Sorry for you guys.
You know, I I would think I have like I'm popular enough to like not like like
That's the point.
I I was into goats, then goats betrayed me. I'm I'm so low on the story. I wait, like a story do you want? Like a Aesop's fable? Like I'm going to tell those. Hold on. I'm going to tell the story off my head. I could. I'm a little bit like um I'm a little bit rusty on my blogging right now because I've been writing so
much but um hold on a second. I'm going to do a couple fables. So um there's something called the lion and the mouse. So, uh once upon a time, a mighty lion was napping under a warm sun. He stretched
out beneath the shade of a tall tree, enjoying the peaceful afternoon. Nearby, a little mouse was scurrying through the grass looking for food. She wasn't watching where she was going, and accidentally ran across the lion's nose. The lion twitched in his sleep and suddenly woke up with a loud snort. Annoyed, the lion swiped his paw and caught the tiny mouse. He held her
firmly under his huge paw and opened his mouth wide. Um Okay okay okay. Okay. So, the little mouse trembled with fear. "Please don't eat me." she squeaked. "If you let me go, I promise I'll help you one day." The lion looked at the tiny creature and laughed. "You help me? What could someone as small as you do for a great lion like me?" But he
was in a good mood, so he lifted his paw and let the mouse go. The mouse rushed into the tall grass, calling out, "Thank you, mighty lion. I won't forget this." Two days later, the lion was walking through the forest when he stepped into a trap set by hunters. A heavy net fell over him, tangling his legs and body. No matter how hard he roared or struggled, he couldn't break free.
Hearing the lion's loud roars, the little mouse remembered her promise and ran toward the sound. She spotted the lion trapped under the thick ropes and quickly climbed onto the net. "Don't worry, I'LL HELP YOU." SHE SAID. She used her sharp teeth to gnaw at the ropes, biting and chewing as fast as she could. She She worked and worked until
finally the ropes snapped. The lion gave a mighty shake and stepped out of the broken net. He looked down at the little mouse with surprising gratitude. "Thank you, my little friend." the lion said. "You have saved my life." The mouse smiled. "Even a tiny mouse can help a mighty lion." From that day on, the lion and the mouse became good friends and lived happily in the forest.
It's a beautiful story. Okay. Uh let's read another one. Uh the ant and the grasshopper, okay? So, on a warm summer's day in a big grassy field, a little ant was busy working. She carried heavy grains of wheat and corn back to her home, step by tiny step. She knew that when winter came, food would be hard to find.
Nearby, a grasshopper was having the time of his life. He sang cheerful songs, danced in the sunshine, and played his violin. He didn't have a single worry. "Ant, why are you working so hard?" the grasshopper asked, strumming his violin. "The sun is shining. There's plenty of food everywhere. Come sing with me." The ant wiped her forehead with a jerk of her head. "I'm storing food for winter. When
the cold comes, there won't be anything left to eat." The grasshopper laughed. "Winter is far away. Let's enjoy today." He leaped into the air and played another tune. Day after day, the ant worked while the grasshopper danced, sang, and played. Then winter arrived. Sun disappeared behind gray clouds, and snow covered the fields. The grasshopper shivered in the cold. His stomach
rumbled, but there was no food to be found. Desperate, he knocked on the ant's door. "Ant, please help me." he begged. "I have nothing to eat. Could you share some food?" The ant peered from her warm, cozy home, filled with food she had worked so hard to gather. She sighed. "Grasshopper, you played all summer while I worked. Now winter is here, and there isn't enough for both of
us." She gently closed the door, leaving the loud grasshopper out in the cold. As the snow fell around him, the grasshopper hugged his empty belly and wished he had listened to the ant. Ooh, that's a horrible story. I don't like that at all. Um okay, so there's one called the fisherman I got to hold on. This the um the goose that laid golden eggs. I don't
want to read that. The fox who lost his tail. So, there is a uh once upon a time, a fox got caught in a trap by his tail. To escape, he had to cut off his tail, leaving that one. The fox felt very embarrassed about his appearance because he he prided himself on his tail, just like all the other foxes. One day, the fox decided to call a meeting of all the other foxes in the area. He stood before
them and began to speak. "My dear friends." he said. "I have realized that having a tail that is not only unnecessary, but it's also a big problem. It gets stuck in the bushes, it's heavy to carry, it's just a burden." The fox continued, trying to convince the other foxes that they would be better off without their tails. "I think we should ALL GET RID OF OUR tails and live without it. It's just trouble."
However, one wise old fox in the crowd did not believe the fox's words. He stood up and said, "My friend, we all know that you lost your tail because of bad luck. But now you want us to look like you so you feel better. We will not be tricked by your plan, and we will keep our tails as nature intended." There's I guess that's the moral of the story. I guess it's just keep your tail,
okay? Peacock the peacock and the peacock and the crane. Once upon a time in a green forest, there lived a beautiful pea rooster and simple crane. They were neighbors, but often met at a lake nearby to drink water and talk. One day, the the peacock felt very proud of his uh pretty feathers. He started to uh brag to the crane. "Look at my
amazing tail." the peacock peacock showing his feathers. "I'm the most beautiful bird in the world." The crane listened quietly as the peacock talked about how beautiful he was. Peacock then made fun of the crane for her plain looks. "And look at you." he laughed. "Your feathers are so plain and gray. You must wish you were as beautiful as me." The crane did not feel bad or
jealous. She replied calmly, "It is true that you have beautiful feathers, my friend. But they are only for showing off. My feathers may not be colorful, but they have their own use." With that, the crane spread her long wings and flew high in the sky. She could fly far away, seeing the world's beauty from above. The peacock, however, who couldn't fly because he had very
heavy feathers, could only watch as the crane flew away. Oh wow. Um Um okay. The man, the boy, and the donkey. Once upon a time, a man and his son were taking their donkey to the market. The sun was warm, and the road was dusty. A traveler walking by saw them and laughed. "Why are you walking when you
have a donkey?" he said. "One of you should ride it." Hearing this, the man put the son on the donkey's back. As they walked, they passed some men. One of them frowned. "Look at that boy riding while his father has to walk." Feeling embarrassed, the man helped his son down and got on the donkey himself. A little while later, they met two women. One shook her head. "What a
shame. The man rides while his little boy has to walk." The The man sighed. He lifted his son on the donkey so they could both ride. When they reached town, people pointed and whispered. "How mean. They are making that poor donkey carry such a heavy load." The man and his son felt upset. They both got off the donkey, not knowing what else to do, and tied the donkey's feet to the pole and
carried it. As they crossed the bridge, a crowd gathered, laughing and pointing. The donkey, frightened by the noise kicked and wriggled. The boy lost his grip and the donkey fell into the river. Since his feet tied, he couldn't swim. The man and his son watched in shock as the donkey disappeared into the water. An old man nearby saw what happened. He shook his head and said, "If you try to
please everyone, you'll end up pleasing no one." That that story I don't I'm not sure, okay? That was kind of a story I don't like very much. I used to like these. I don't like these anymore. Here's a milkmaid and her pail. Oh, this is a good one, I think. Okay. Once upon a time, there was a young milkmaid who was walking to the market. On her head, she balanced a pail of fresh milk with
great care. The sun was warm and she smiled as she thought about all the things she could buy when she sold the milk. "With all the money from this milk, I would buy a dozen eggs." She said. "Soon the eggs will hatch into little chicks. Before long, I'll have a whole flock of hens. They'll lay eggs every day and I can sell them to make even more money. Then I'll buy a beautiful dress and shiny new shoes. And when I walk through the village, everyone will admire me.
Maybe even the mayor will notice me. What a wonderful MY LIFE WOULD BE." BUT SHE WAS FILLED with joy and as she thought about her future, but she imagined herself in the dress walking proudly through the village. Feeling important, she lifted her chin and gave her head a little toss just as she had seen the noble ladies do. But the moment she did, her pail wobbled. She gasped and tried to hold it steady, but it was
too late. The pail tipped over and all the milk spilled on the ground. And she explained what happened to her mother, she shook her head. "Oh, my child." she said gently. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." The milkmaid realized she'd been busy dreaming that she had not paid attention to what she was doing. Wow.
Oh, you want to hear the stabbing story? I mean, I have a stabbing story. I got I got I got stabbed in the ear once and it was by like a friend of mine who was kind of a psychopath. You know, he's a gang member and stuff. But it was like I was living a kind of a wild life, but he was on the toilet. Sounds like Paul. I'm going to like turn off the this mic.
I think I heard a little bit too much. Um but um anyway, um Yeah, so I got so I got So one night like he was acting real crazy like in in like uh We had actually he had actually like had broken the lights of the house so like it was all dark. And uh like I had she got out the window with uh
with this uh his girlfriend, you know, her name was Alyssa. And he was Alyssa. And uh then uh We walked on the street and I was like, "Okay, well, I was like, we're not going to call the police because they're just going to cut like What if there was like you don't know I don't want to you don't want to get arrested or anything, right?" Or you bring the It was like, you know, So We got uh back to the house and then
like they started fighting. I got in between them and then it's like he like I felt like him like punched me in the ear. But then I felt my ear was all wet. And it was blood. It was sort of it was bleeding and cuz he had like stabbed me in the ear or something. I gave it like something sharp. And it was like bleeding a lot and it bled a lot. There was blood all over the floor. There was like it was just it's like and I was like freaked out. It didn't really hurt.
Uh I did feel like the eardrum pop. I felt like it like the pop like that part of it and it's like but um But then um then he the next day like he came back to the house. And I was so I was freaked out so I ran to the neighbors and then um the neighbor called the cops. And then he was arrested. He was I think he was you
know, for like 6 months for that. But I had to file a press charges. Um But they put a restraining order anyway. It wasn't a pocket knife. It was like a sharp like a like a jailhouse kind of thing. They were really the real sharp They were really sharp like they were real sharp It was like cuz it it like didn't like slice like the
It was all like inside my ear it got but it was like blood a lot of blood. So that was crazy. And uh it wasn't a pocket knife. Yeah, it was like I was You can't hear me right now. I'm so sorry. Yeah, but it was like it was crazy. It was like um It was like So but then the thing was then he got out of jail and then he was driving around with my friend and then like I I went and got in the car. He had
a new dog. He had come back from Texas with his like he was with his grandma in Texas. He was a real good looking guy. I can show you his picture, too. Uh Uh And uh then uh what happened was um He He left my house that day and then I heard helicopters. He had like stabbed my neighbor, the one who did call the cops. I don't know if that was for I
don't think it was for that reason if he did. I hope I hope not. But um They They had already had words and stuff like that before. Um Let me see if I can find his picture. Um Because Okay, so then he got arrested for that, right? Cuz the the guy was unalived right? Uh and then um he he um unalived himself
in prison. Um which is kind of sad. Let me see. Um Oh. I see his picture I need to put her name Ernesto, I think. Let me see. He was white, but he had his There was a Ernesto. Um
They called him like Netto. Um
I don't see it. I mean, I can find the news article, too. Let me see.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, here he is. Okay. So here's the news article. This is like the LA Times or something like that. Yeah, he killed the neighbor. Yeah, and then he then he went to jail and he unalived himself. Yeah, love thy neighbor huh? He stabbed him in the He stabbed him in the neck. Um So here he is right here.
That's him. It says, "Glendale, a 31-year-old gang member has been arrested for fatal stab a stabbing of a 51-year-old man in Glendale, police said. Authorities arrested uh Ernesto Culbertson Amtonga and he is being held on $2 million bail. Officials say he and the victim knew each other. The stabbing happened Friday on the on 1200 block of East Harvard Street. Police say they were led to Culbertson
by surveillance video that placed him near the crime scene at the time of the incident. Detectives recognized the person in the video as Culbertson, described as a known documented gang member who they had numerous contacts and arrests with. When detectives found Culbertson in Los Angeles, they said he they found evidence on him linking him to the crime. Investigators say Culbertson eventually confessed to killing." I'm sorry, I didn't order anything.
Um it's unclear well what provoked the assault. Authorities have not released the victim's name pending notification of the next of kin. Officials plan to seek formal charges on Monday. So that was that like there and then it was saying he's arrested. Uh and then it's like let me see if there's anything. Then the documented gang member um
Yeah, this one too. CBS News. Um Can you see it still? No, I have to share it. Documented gang member arrested. Yeah, this one doesn't have a photo. Is this a Is there a There was a There was a
I had I didn't order anything and I don't have any scrap metal. I'm sorry. Someone sent you here under false pretenses. Hi, I didn't I don't have any ad out or I didn't order anything and I don't have any scrap metal. Oh my god. Hold on one second.
Hi, I didn't order I didn't I didn't order anything. Is it painful? Yeah. No no, I didn't order it. No order, sir. No order? You see that? order it. Let's see the info. Let's see. Let's see. Yeah, I didn't That's not me. I'm sorry.
Is this Is this like a confused pizza guy? I mean, it's so sad. The guy's standing there. He is like a He's like a nice like looking like guy. He's sitting there like It looks crestfallen. Like I think it's like a small family business and they're relying on that pizza money and it's like now I mean, cuz he's come back to my door twice. And I'm like, "I didn't order any anything." And he's like, "I don't speak
English." I'm like, "I don't know." Like well, "You mean no order, sir?" He's on the phone with his boss and stuff. The boss is probably like, "Hurry, deliver that pizza." It's like two pizzas. It's probably It's probably Then he he never orders good pizza. He always orders like um like a bunch of like the banana peppers on it and like um extra sauce and stuff.
Yeah, he never pays. He never pays for pizza. He only pays for fertilizer. So um okay. Well, anyway, it's um Anyway, so Culbertson, saying to authorities, is a known documented gang member who Glendale police have numerous contacts and arrests but blah blah. It's unclear who provoked the incident. Detectives received more information about about it, right? Okay, so that's pretty much it. Like it was it
was a it was a sad it was a sad story. Like you know, I liked him. Um Here are here he is confessing I think. Police have arrested a Tonga man. Oh. They believe they at least stabbed the man outside of Glendale apartment complex Friday evening. Ernest Lee Culbertson 31 was arrested on suspicion of murder hours after the Glendale
Police Department received a call about a man lying in the driveway in the apartment complex. Next That's my address right there, right? According to Sergeant Robert William, a police department spokesman, officers found the man unconscious. They attempted to revive him but he had already died from apparent stab wound, William said. East Harvard Street at South Chevy Chase was then cordoned off as officers processed the scene and the canvassed the area.
William said security camera was found near the crime scene and while it didn't capture the stabbing, showed man leaving the scene around the time of the incident. Officers and detectives immediately recognized and identified the individual as Ernest Culbertson, a known documented gang member. They have numerous contacts and arrests Culbertson was tracked down in Los Angeles and arrested the following day. He was found in possession of items linking him to the incident and confessed to committing the stabbing.
And then he did did some some clear he's held on $2 million bail. It's an ongoing investigation and then he then he unalived himself in jail. He hung himself. Uh okay, so who's coming on to the panel? Oh, Auto's here? Oh, let me see your beautiful face. Make sure it's you. I'm not going to let you on unless I see it's you. Oh, it's Auto. Hi.
>> Yo. I'll see you later, goose. Yo, how are you? Auto, Auto, you know you made you made some I made some clips and you made the clips. Yeah, I saw them. You did you did? You did you like it? You look good, huh? It's okay. You know you're you're you're going to be famous just by knowing me? Oh man, I don't want to be famous. You know you know the the police are looking for you.
I don't want to be famous. I The police are looking for you. Where in Canada are you exactly? If I can have your phone address. I'm just kidding. I mean, tell the tell the tell the popo that I'm in London, Ontario. Well, they didn't ask me that. I saw it on the news. Yeah. I'm not going to rat you out. I wouldn't rat you out. I wouldn't rat you out.
Well, no no, I'll tell them tell them I'm in London, Ontario, bro. Tell them come and get me, bro. He's He's on FBI's most wanted. He's a he he impersonates being a firefighter and uh and he's a he's a he's escaped to Canada. He's gone over the border. Yeah, is that is that what you were just reading right now? Yeah, but that was the new that was the news article I read. It said it was I thought your name was in there.
It said Auto. I see. I see. I like that I like that background picture you got there. Thank you. You like the boobs? Yeah. I have some actually yeah I I bet this is like art I've actually generated and I can show you some more of it cuz it's actually I would say pretty uh awesome like if you can like you know work
uh uh the AI to like you know bring you images like that you actually want like I don't know. It's like pretty cool. Let me see, do I have any downloads here? Like let me see. >> stuff. It's crazy stuff, huh? How about like I I give you
This whole world's going kuku kuku. You think so? Oh, I think so. Every single day it gets worse and worse. Well, that's not very nice. Well, you think it's getting worse? I >> Well, it's the truth. It is getting don't think so. worse and worse. Like the world like
things that are happening out there, people doing stupid out there. Well, that's a that's it's been forever people doing
There you go. You like that? Nice. Nice. I love free pizza but I don't like any pizza that I don't you know Very nice. my house and not paid for that I didn't like design myself. But you like that one I don't want so and I have this here.
It's cool. Interesting. That's that's AI right? No, I I hand painted these. Yeah. No way. Yeah, I animated it yeah. It just it it took me my entire life to do but yeah. Huh. It's AI. You're just you're you're
you're being you're being funny, aren't you? Well, nobody's laughing. Well, I am now. Hey bro. Hey Auto.
Um yummy. I think I think that's good. I think that's yummy.
You saw me? That was me there. Yeah, that's that's that's you. That's that's that's uh >> turned into like a beautiful woman. That's very interesting how you transform into a beautiful >> I was I was like so beautiful that I had two heads. I I had two beautiful faces not even just one. Um is it is it is it preferable to have two heads or
one head in this world? I'm not sure. But if there's a Two beautiful heads I would like yeah, so oh yeah. What was I going to show you I go to guys? Cheers everybody in the chat, whoever you are. Cheers. Cheers, Ike. Well, there's nobody in the chat. There's nobody in Man, I'm sure there's >> Nobody watches my show anymore. What do people in the chat. you what do you think? This is like you
know Everyone's over at Beat Us channel right now you know watching her drinking a White Claw. We're at Beat Us today? I don't like I don't I don't go there cuz I don't like how she runs her stream. I don't like it so I don't go there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean why why she does she let you on?
She I was there. I I got on there a month ago. My first time going just check it out and I didn't like the way that she ran the stream so I left and I I'm never going back. It's exclusive guys. Auto says she doesn't he
doesn't like how she runs her stream. Auto's surprise. Yeah. It worked out for you. Yeah, bro. Holy How how you get so big bro?
How you how you get all cut up like that? It's uh steroids. Oh yeah, no Steroids. A lot of steroids, a lot of food. A lot of food, yeah. It was it was an amazing process. I I think I like And I want your opinion on something, Ike. You can share your opinion. I bought this
I bought it and I want you to tell me if it if it looks okay, okay? I'm going to put it on, okay? It looks great. It looks like it's like a color banana. Is it is it a banana outfit? Where you wearing Is that a vest for cleaning up the side of the road? Are you in any trouble? Oh, it looks like a banana beanie.
Does it look okay or not? You look a little bit gay. A little bit gay? You think so? Yeah. Okay, well I'm not going to I'm not going to wear it then. What? But but you're wearing it for me, right? I I want I want you looking gay. Come here. No, well no cuz I want to wear it I want to wear in public, you know, cuz I but
Are you coming over tonight, right? To have have our secret our secret you know the secret thing we do? I guess I won't wear in public cuz I don't want people thinking that, eh? No, just just wear it when in bed with me. Yeah? Deal?
Bro, I'll just wear my Bro, I'll just wear my Brooklyn, bro. I'll I'll wear my Brooklyn. What do you wear? Do you have a thong? Do you have thong underwear? Brooklyn? Like Brooklyn, New York? Do you have a Do you have a thong underwear? No no no, I don't wear underwear, bro. I I I never wear underwear, bro. Not even
not even in the winter. You don't wear ton-tonies? No, I don't wear I don't wear underwear. Not even in the winter, bro. Cuz I don't like it. I like I like I like my balls to be free. But you wear pants. You Don't you like You don't Do you think they're like tighty whities? No, I don't like any type of underwear,
bro. I told you, bro. No. Oh, okay. Tell me more. So yeah. >> So does this look better or not? Brooklyn. Yeah, yeah, it sounds pretty cool. Do you like So do you wear like So do you get naked at the gym for in front of the other guys? Tell me about that. I don't go I don't go to the gym. Where where do you where do you get naked in front of other guys? In jail?
I don't get naked for other dudes. Not for them but with them. I You want you want to >> get I don't I don't get naked with I don't get naked with dudes, bro. Come on. Yeah? No, bro. You never have? I've been I have a bigger criminal record than you. That's impossible. I've been to jail.
What makes you think that I'm a bad, whatever person? I I said I did I went to jail. Am I a bad person? Well, maybe I'm bad, but you know, but no. Uh you know, I'm not saying you're a bad person cuz you went to jail, but I'm saying I went to jail probably longer than you. You'll be You know, since you went to jail, okay? You So, you did, obviously. You're just embarrassed, but it's okay. I went to jail, too. I went to jail like 3 days in 2018. What makes you think that I'm a criminal?
You just have that look. Nah, bro. I'm not a criminal. Mexican Mexican in your town with a shaved head and a and in the middle of auto and you like you like to drink in public and get and show your balls and stuff, right? I'm thinking of a different auto. How do you know so much about me, bro? I
have a file on you. Mhm. Name is Liz. How are you? Auto's gay. It's okay. It's a nice color. We like the nice yellow color, yeah. Oh, it's changed. It's a black now. Oh, you're looking even gayer in that one. It looks like it has that that looking little like script on it. Does that one say Massimo? Oh, it says Brooklyn. Oh, okay. Brooklyn.
Yeah. Yeah bro. Yeah, Brooklyn. Uh the please don't gang bang no gang banging on my show. No hand hand signals, please. Okay. Um No, bro. Excuse me? I'm just showing you my big hands bro. What are you doing with that hand? What are you going to do with it? Hey, that's why if you break out the moment, be very careful. That's what happens.
They're big. They're big hands. Got big hands, bro. Not bigger than mine. Promise you that. Okay. >> know. But they're pretty big. We'll have to find out. We'll have to find out. They're pretty big. How many fingers I can fit in there?
Did you Did you hypnotize? You did.
Hey Jamie. So, where's everyone Where's everybody? Where's everyone? Everyone's in the chat. We're all here. Oh. Where are you? Okay. Hello Hello to Hello to everyone in the chat.
Psych. He's in my art gallery. Psych, you want to see what my my my cats They used to be my mom's, but I took them in because she passed away. Oh, I'm sorry. Look bro. Aw, what a fat cat. Aw, cute. We love
cats. He's He's obese. He's obese. He Oh, he looks just like you. He does. He's like your twin. Aw. He's all fat and sad. I love it. Nah, he's relaxing, bro. It's cold. We're in We're in winter, bro. You know, cats sleep when it's cold, eh? Oh, well. And here's the other one.
Here's the other one. I know that cat. Aw. Tony Hey Tony. Is he Is he in the mafia? Is he named after the band Tony Tony Tony? That's Tony Tony. Tony 2020. Is that Oh, he's in my chat. You know, is that your friend from the chat?
2020? Oh, Tony? Oh, Tony. Okay, I got it. I was right the first time. Okay. Hold on. Hey, I'll show you my Hey, can I show you my Hold on. I'll show you I'll show you my Simba. Oh Simba. Hey, where's Tony? What's up, baby? Oh, what's up, Lola? You have a boy girlfriend. Lola wants to
date. She likes Mexican cats. Lola They look like They look like each other, yeah. I see it. I I see it. Lola, do you want to date that cat? She's looking away. Lola, come on. Look at Auto. He's a nice person. He's shy. Okay. Hold this. Hey, do you want to Trix? Hey, wake up. Hi Simba. Simba, do you want to meet Trix? Trix is gay.
Hi. I know it's okay, Trix. I know you're gay. It's okay. And then Auto is okay. Rudy. Oh, there. Man, hey yo, bro. Your cats look like my cats, bro. Did you Did you steal my cats? Yeah. I think so, bro. I think you stole my cats, too, bro. I think it's I think it's I think maybe this means we're
we're meant to be together. We both like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and your cats look like my cats. You stole my cats, bro. This is this Trix. Trix, you you tired? What are you doing, Trix?
What are you doing? Yeah, he's good looking. He is. He's a cute Yeah, he Hi, babe. He's good looking. Hello. Meow. Hey, meow meow. Meow meow. Hey, meow meow. What's up, meow meows?
He's purring. He You really you purr a lot. You're a little You purr a lot. Come here. Yep, I hear it now. Yep, I hear it.
Oh, they're beautiful. Cats are beautiful souls. They're beautiful. They're um They're majestic animals. Yeah, they're beautiful. Do you Do you think Ghost Do you think Ghost is sexy? He's a He's a Leo. Uh Do you like Ghost? Do you Do you like Leos? Do you think that the lions are sexy?
Who is Ghost? He's He's the guy that was like uh storing in the chat. And then he was like >> Oh, I don't know. I don't know I don't know Ghost. I don't really know many people that come here on your on your stream. I think it's I think his name is Casper. On your stream, I only I only met I only met what's-her-face um
What's her face? That chick with her with with with the tattoos with with the big tits. Summer. Yeah, Summer. Summer. I talked Summer. I talked to Lady Diamond, Furry Diamond. Yeah. Lady Diamond. Yeah. I remember. And that's pretty much it. I
don't really I don't know. I don't really talk to any cats. Does anybody want to come up here and talk to Auto? I mean, like guys, the the panel's open. Like Auto's ready to talk. I mean, he's bored with me already. Hold on. Yeah, man. Where are the Where are the hot girls at? Come up Come up on panel. Even if you want to yeah. He doesn't care if you're like, you know, you have a penis or like um you know, or he doesn't care if like, you know, you yell
at him and just like degrade him. Like he he loves Summer and I don't Yeah, no. I don't I don't care and I don't judge people. You know what I mean? Come up Come up on panel. He'll pour lotion on himself, too. Like he might pour lotion if he really likes you. Like put the lotion on the belly. Can you Can you see it? >> Come on panel and say hi. Come on panel Come up on panel and say hi to uh
to Psych. Well, come say hi to Auto. Everyone's already said hi to me in the chat. Like no one said hi to you. Hello. Aw. Aw, hopefully he's okay, Jamie. I'm sorry. That's right. Well, Psych, do you drink beer or what the do you do besides smoking smoking mari wanna I have a I have a some hard lemonades in
my fridge. I'm going to probably pop one out in a minute. Are they hard lemonades? Harder lemonades. I have one of the I have one of the fruit the the punch ones, which I I love the Ooh, I love the punch. Oh, you like that. You like when I pet your neck like that. Oh, look at the cat. Oh, it's so You love it. You love it. You like those Twisted Teas? Yeah, they're good. Oh, you like it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're pretty good. I like
it. They're They're They're like, you know, I like cuz they're not too like alcohol tasting. They taste like sweet tea you can just drink like regular tea, basically. It tastes like Snapple iced tea to me. Yeah, but you got you got to be careful like cuz you can you know, you you down those and you all of a sudden you're drunk. Yeah. And then the next thing you know, I'm sucking on your dick.
Hey, someone's coming up to say hi. Okay, we have G Money on the on the show.
Cheers everybody. Cheers. Happy Happy, whatever day is, Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. Hey, what's up, Auto? >> Hey yo. I know this Hey yo Porchepa. >> doing, Porchepa? Yeah.
Auto. What's up, dude? What are you saying, big homie? Uh what what What am I saying? Yeah, yeah. What are you What are you saying? What's up? What are you up to? You know him each other? Oh my god. I thought they said you didn't know anybody, Auto. Were you lying to me? Well, I know him from from Jacy's from Jacy's. Oh my god, from Jacy's? Oh, Jacy kicked
my ass right off. You're at Jacy's? She lets you on her show? You're in Jacy's circle? She doesn't like Auto for sure. Auto is Jacy's like ex-boyfriend or something >> You're You're Jacy's ex-boyfriend? like that. Uh kind of. Isn't Jacy like a big fat woman? Let me get a soda maybe.
They were together. They were together for like a month. They were roommates with J C. They were? Yeah, Paul Scheffer and J C they were together for a month. Well, this is exclusive guys. I thought you were with her. No no no. J C, did you ever have you ever you didn't ever like say you're going to go like eat her p u s s y? Um Um
Let's just not talk about that. He did. Oh, he said don't talk about it. Okay, Paul tell me what do what do you know? Why is he why is he here? Why is he eating so much? >> want to make Paul Scheffer jealous, you know. Oh, you guys are in love with Lacy? Or J C? >> I'm going to be jealous of you. We We like the same woman. Let's just put
it that way. Well, but who who does who does who does Lacy like better? Or J C, I'm sorry. I think I think J C goes for Paul Scheffer. Oh no no. She doesn't like spicy Latinas? Like like a I guess not. I think she does like spicy Latinas. But I I you know, but her her I'm not like she's turning like her age
range is not in what I'm what I'm looking for. I mean How old is she? Hey, but you you do you like old old ladies um you like to drink date old women um um Otto? Well, she's 58. I don't think that's old. Yeah, that's pretty old. I mean No, she's not. She looks like she's 68. >> Otto, just because somebody tells you
they're 58 doesn't exactly mean they're 58 okay? Well, honestly, I don't really know, but she says that she's 58. So >> Well, I mean she's she's like 400 lbs. Of course she's going to say that she was like, you know, 20 years younger. There's J C. THERE'S J C. SHE'S LIKE, "WOW." I MEAN
SHE'S LURKING. SHE'S lurking in my chat. J C, I'm sorry. >> That's probably J C is back. That's probably not her. It's probably not the real J C. Probably not. What's up J C? Can Can I Can I come on to the thing here on the panel? You're welcome. You're welcome on my show J C and I I would not have I would not kick you off. Uh you know, um
She doesn't She's taking a break. She don't like to She don't like to like uh She's not streaming anymore. So, like now Tiffany and uh Psyche and everybody else has to stream or no now, you know what I mean? I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I guess yeah, she's Get up on stage. cheating on you. Get up on stage. I'm She's
only just kidding by the way, J C. I guess she's taking a break from That was your sister. That was That was your disabled sister when the camera came on. That was not you. We believe We all believe I guess she's taking a break from streaming and I guess. I don't know. I don't know why. >> thinking about, you know? They have People have all kinds of ideas, so we don't know We don't know what the going on.
Cheers Mike. I'm supposed to Cheers. I'm psychic. I'm supposed to know if there's something that's going on. Hold on. I got to get another soda. Hey, Paul Scheffer, go grab a beer, homie. Did you get his song? Here, I'll play the song for you. Here's the lyrics to the song. Let's see. I have a song. But the thing is I don't
I don't drink beer. Like I drink wine and stuff like that. Oh, you drink Oh, you're drinking wine. You drink wine and out of wines. Well, here's a good song. There once was a nurse named Christine with a frown sharper than her hygiene. She'd block half the chat and their
cousins with that like a digital grumpy machine. She'd scold and she'd glare and she'd mutter while buttering up folks she liked to butter. Once everyone's pal, now a storm cloud
gal with a mood like a pudding of splatter. Crystal said, Wild things, oh my. Baby goat secrets, mafias, oh my. Two grandpas in chairs rolling out in pairs. The world's slowest drive-by. Now, I don't know what's truth or what's
mean. What's legend and what's just Christine. But one thing is true, she's allergic to you. Click, blocked like a chat room guillotine. So, here's a small cheers, soft and clean. BOO, CHRISTINE. BUT CUTE, never mean. May her Wi-Fi be slow, but her karma's still blue.
And her heart stay less cranky than seen. Dizzy. Yeah. Thank you for That was a Christine song. Like she has her own song now. You really But I hope she likes it. So So Uh uh Paul Scheffer, what do you what what what the is it that you're
drinking right now? You're drinking wine? No, I know I'm not drink I'm drinking orange soda, man. Oh. Drinking orange soda. >> Yeah, I don't like I don't drink like every single day like alcohol or anything. I'm not like I don't Not everybody's like you. You know what I'm trying to say? Otto Yeah, Otto is saying
he's saying you're alcoholic, Otto. And we you need help. Just say it. Just say it. Say everything that you drink during the day has alcohol in it. Yeah. Yeah, just say it. I'm not You're not an alcoholic like Otto. Just say it. Yeah. It's okay. It's okay, Otto. No, Otto, you should um I don't judge you. No, no. I don't know I I don't I don't I don't
like to give advice because like if something goes wrong, then it'll be my fault. So, I'm not going to give you any advice. How about that? It's a comic advice. Not an intervention. That sounds fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good. It's all good. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about anything. Well, don't
worry about my my drinking cuz one day I'll I'll I'll try to slow down and Yeah, one day you'll wake up and you'll you'll do what you need to do, I think right? Yeah. That's how it goes, I think. Yeah, that's how it goes. I just you know, it's just that one day when I decide to slow down and
you know, when I get that willpower. Yeah. You know? Willpower. When you feel like it. When you feel like it. You got to You got to feel it. Yeah, I got to feel I got to want to, you know what I mean? And I don't want to right now. Right. I don't want to want to stop. That That sounds normal.
Well Yeah, I don't want to stop. It's an addiction and I like it. And I like it. Do what you want to do. You know? Do what you want to do.
We're not judging you. Not judging you. Hello. Uh-huh, yeah. Um don't your balls don't your balls hurt when you're crossing you're crossing your legs like that? Don't you crush your balls? There. Is that better? Well, no, I'm just asking. Just
wondering if your balls don't hurt when you cross your legs like that. I like to lay them on top.
I learned to listen only for I learned to speak my name. Sleep by the door of every storm. Felt the thunder in my veins.
The world was loud, but truth was soft. A whisper only I could hear. And every lie that brushed my skin and left echoes ringing in my ear.
I wasn't born to shout rebellion. I was born to hear the gods. To catch the hum beneath the chaos. To read the pulse beneath the fog. I'm the listener of gods.
The one who hears the only law. I was talking. I walk with open hands in the dark. Beats a rhythm in my heart. I stand silent in the storm till the truth takes human form. I'm the listener of gods.
And their voices made me whole.
I grew in shadows no one saw with quiet carved into my bones. A thousand souls passed through my hands. Each one mistaking me for home.
They brought their wounds. Their holy wounds. Their broken stories fears and sins. I felt the weight of every life and let the storms move through my skin.
But all that pain became a compass, every scar a guiding light. I learned to translate human longing into prophecy at night. I'm the listener of gods.
The one who learns from lightning's claws. Every tear and every truth writes a scripture in my youth. I stand silent in the storm till the cosmos shifts and form. I'm the listener of gods.
And their voices pull me home.
Truth and all. Truth and all.
Hear the one. Hear the one. Heart be wrapped in sorrow. Truth beneath the lies. Path revealed in silence.
A voice behind the sky. I'm the listener of gods. The one who walks where others pause. Every shadow, every ache shaped the vows that I would take. I stand quiet, calm,
reborn as the priest inside the storm. I'm the listener of gods.
And I finally hear my own.
Oh, I got I think it's echoing probably. I got to turn off the thing.
What's going on here? Oh, we got it Okay. Hello? Hello?
Yo, what's going on? Can you hear me? I can't hear you. Auto, your sound Wait, what's going on? What's going on? I I think our sound is gone.
Wait a minute. What's going on with the sound? Oh, wait. Auto's muted. Okay, I'm muted, too? Okay, now I'm Psych muting me for some reason. I don't know why. Okay. Because I think because of music, he muted you so you don't go inside the music or something. I got I got booted for I got
booted by StreamYard or something. I don't I don't know. Uh I don't know what you're doing, Psych, but can you take me off the big picture thing? Just like put it back to where I can see. It's big little man Auto in the mix. Psych, stop being weird, Psych.
Be normal. Big little man Auto in the mix. On the ones and twos, DJ Auto in the house. Cheers, Paul Sherpa. Cheers. >> Yeah. Extreme close-up.
You like you You You You You got a house or you got an apartment? What is it? Yeah, it's a studio, dude. Studio. Uh Redondo studio, dude. I like the big window. I like it. Yeah, nobody walks around here because like there's only a few people that live in this uh
apartment, you know, so So I just leave it open because nobody's around, you know, why not? Just leave it open. >> Yeah. So is it winter where you are or what? Well, I mean it's a little it's Yeah, it's a it's supposed you know, it's supposed to be winter, right? But it's it's not it's it's a little cold, so yeah. For the people in California, this is winter
right now. Like Angie, Angie's like because she's from California, you know, California people are like if the temperature goes down like a little tiny bit, they're like, "Ah, it's freezing." Yeah. I understood. >> like Yeah. For people like Jake, you know, it's not cold. It's warm here for those people.
Or for you, right? People like you. For me, too. I mean I'm in Ontario, so like the winters are brutal, bro. Like mean brutal. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, I know. You're used to You like uh You like cold weather or I think you like it now if you've been there for
that long, right? You like it now. >> Well, I'm used to it. I'm used to it. I I came to I came to London when I was 11. I'm used to it. You are used to it, yeah. You're I guess you're basically, you know, so you're you're So I think yeah, you're a Canadian, so you like, you know, you're used to the cold, you like the cold or whatever.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm used to it. I got I got I got this thing on right now cuz my my balcony door, I got it open cuz I cuz cuz I had a cigarette, right? You know what I mean?
I had a cigarette and I don't like I don't like the cigarette getting in my clothes and stuff like that. Yeah, look. What What What happened? You You threw up on your couch that one time, remember? You threw up everywhere. Yeah, I don't remember most days. Look, Paul Sherpa. Look.
Well, if you don't remember, then I then, you know, that's good. Forget him.
That looks nice. that. That looks nice over there. Yeah, it's cold. It's snowing, windy. Yeah. Yeah, out here it's You can see it You can see out the You can see out my window right now. It's like it's it's not that cold, you know.
Yeah, I think I think I see some snow, though. No, no, it's not it's not. It's It's pretty warm. Like when it when you when I walk outside or whatever, you know, I just around wherever I'm going like cuz everything's close by, right? So I know I sweat all the time because it's so hot. Oh, there's Kittles. Kittles in the
chat. He said, "Holy shit." And who is that? Patrick New York Wheel or Will Power? I don't know. No, Patrick, I'm not gay. Patrick New York, I think you might be a little. Um what else is going on? Yeah, that's about it.
I don't see the chat. I'm on the phone and I don't know how to see the chat on the phone. I think if I see the chat, then I I don't know. I don't see the chat. You Yeah, it's it's not You're not missing anything, so you're you're better off not not seeing the chat. But just in case But just in case I got
some haters, uh I love you all, people, eh? I love everybody eh? Who's going to hate this this guy, Big Little Man Auto? He's the star of the show. Everywhere he goes, he's the star of the show. Who's going to hate this guy right now? Big little man, I mean, yeah, I'll take it. Big little man, I'll take it.
Big little You're You're little, but you're big, and then, you know, it's kind of It's like a compliment.
You got a big attitude and you got a big attitude and you're a you're kind of a little man and you you got a big personality, so. Yeah, why you think I call myself Firefighter? I mean, it's the fire within me, you know what I mean? It's the fire within. Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm pissed off.
Sometimes you're What was that last part you said? You're in Yeah, sometimes Sometimes I'm pissed off and sometimes I I I Yeah, sometimes I'm just angry at everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Yeah, you're Well, you're angry, you have you have your own reasons. It's not
like It's not out of like for no reason, you know? Probably somebody's with your, you know, with you. And you get angry. >> Yeah, and look No, it's it's sometimes sometimes, bro, sometimes life just makes me upset and I get angry. You know? Yeah. Yeah. It's It's
It's kind of It's kind of not fair. Some people got everything good. Some people got a little going on, you know, up their day, you know? Anyways, I'm going to I'll be back in 10 minutes. I'm I'm actually got something in the oven. I'll be right back. So, you know, take care. You know, hang in there. Yeah, take it easy, bro. Take it easy. See you.
Yeah, you too. Bon appetit. Whatever you're eating, bon appetit. Whatever you're making, bon appetit. Are you baking? Are you making a chicken? Are you making a turkey? Bon appetit. Whatever it is, bon appetit. Have at it. Have at it. You eat I drink.
You eat I drink. You eat I drink.
Uh So, I guess I'm the one hosting. All right. Um I've never hosted uh a channel, a stream. But, um but I can try. I can try to host. I mean, if Psych doesn't want to
be here, I mean I'll host. I'll start by telling everybody to um to have a happy Tuesday. I think it's Tuesday. Have a happy Tuesday. Uh Smoke one if you have one. Uh
Drink one if you have them. And um don't masturbate too much. It's not good. I think only one time a day, I think that's good enough. And that goes to women and to dudes. Don't think that I don't
know. You women masturbate all the time and I think you should do it only one time a day. And that goes to you dudes, too, bro. Hey, bro. You want to bust a nut, just do it one time a day. Uh Christmas is coming. If you have loved ones, if you have
family if you have siblings if you got a bro, if you got a sister, if you got a mom, if you got a dad, make sure you tell them you love them because someday they will not be around and you can't bring them back. Once they're gone, they're gone. You can't bring them back, right?
So, make sure you do that. Make sure you um You call them. You make sure you you express your love for your mom, for your dad, for Yeah. Make sure you do that. Cuz this crazy life, you never
know what's going to happen. You never know. Thankfully, me I uh I always make sure to talk to my mom every single day. I talk to her. And we used to go for coffees and we
used to go to Tim Hortons for coffee We used to you know, go to Value Village and and look for good deals and stay in or whatever, right? Yeah. And then one day And then one day she was diagnosed with something and then 3
months later she was gone, you know what I mean? So I can't bring her back. So, I'm glad that I was able to to have a relationship, to have a friendship with my mother. I'm glad. I'm glad.
And so if you got grudges with your dad, your mom um My advice is don't hold grudges because uh life is too short and um
I think it's I think it's better to try to um forget and forgive rather than forgive and forget. Forget about it. Move on. Forgive. And don't hold grudges with your own
family. Cuz your family is all you got at the end of the day. All you got is your fam. You don't got nobody else. You don't got friends. You don't got nothing. You got your fam. And once your family's gone
you can't bring them back. So, make sure to um to be happy. Make sure to to to have a relationship with your with your family.
Make sure you don't hold grudges. Life is too short for that
I can't really say much about my dad cuz I never met him, so I can't really talk about the dude. I don't I don't I don't hold any grudges, I mean. It is what it is. I just can't say much about him cuz I I never met him. Like I
said, I never met him. So I just know a few things about him. That's about it.
Be strong. Don't let this wicked world tear you apart. Be strong. Don't let nobody play you. Don't let nobody play you. Uh Be strong.
And always always have hope. Always have hope cuz sometimes hope is all you have. Sometimes. It depends on people and depends on the situation and people's situation. But, I I
I find myself that um knowing that sometimes hope is all I ever had. It's all I will always have. Cuz it's me. I don't mean to sound like Tupac, but uh it's me against the world.
I don't I don't want to quote, you know, Tupac's lyrics, but uh it's me against the world. So You be strong, I'll be strong. People try to break you. Be strong.
Yeah. I hope I hope everybody's having a good day. If you smoke weed, go ahead, smoke your have your tokes. If you're an alcoholic like myself, go ahead, have your beer. Um
It's Christmas. I mean Yeah, December's is Christmas, so uh Make sure you see your loved ones. It's Christmas. Make sure you see your loved ones and
and be there. Go see your mom, go see your dad. Talk to your mom, talk to your dad. Go. Go see them.
Another thing is the time flies by. Uh-oh. Time flies by and um you have to make sure that you enjoy yourself and don't think don't take things too seriously.
So, is anybody going to come up on the piano or are you just going to
put me on blast on on a blasted on a blasted screen while I'm getting blasted myself?
Kristen's mad about Crystal. Tony's just full of it. Bronze chicken struts around, but it's looking like a lunatic. Sweet Pea's gone sour. Beat her bitter Betty again. Alexander had my back. That's a real
one, not pretend. Welcome to the psyche haters club, where the jealous gather up begging for attention, thirsty and stuck. One club I'm happy I'm not part of. Go hate yourselves. Yeah, go hate yourselves.
Bronze chicken, pluck those feathers, toss it in the pan, make it fried. All that noise you're making can't hide the hurt inside. They scream for a spotlight, but the stage is all mine. Every hater's just a chorus that proves I'm doing
fine. Welcome to the psyche haters club, where the jealous gather up begging for attention, thirsty and stuck. One club I'm happy I'm not part of. Go hate yourselves. Yeah, go hate yourselves.
They're lame as hell, like a rerun show. Taking all their drama, but it's all for show. I'll keep rising. Watch me shine. Haters club stays left behind.
Welcome to the psyche haters club, where the jealous gather up begging for attention, thirsty and stuck. One club I'm happy I'm not part of. Go hate yourselves.
Yeah, go hate yourselves.
Came with empty pockets and a heart beat full of storms. No map, no name, no history, just a soul that shifts its forms. The world turned slow to watch him as the mirror cracked awake. For every step he stumbled was a
prophecy at stake. Magus whispered, "Child, remember you were born before the flame." But Psyche smiled like a secret god who hasn't learned his name. Oh, the path doesn't wait for Psyche. The path is a living thing.
It coils around his shadow like a serpent wearing wings. He's the fool who leaps in silence, yet the world begins to sing. For the deck does not reveal him. He's
the one who reveals the deck's dream. Two queens called out to claim him, one
of law and one of fire. One drew lines with holy geometry, one lit the sky with desire. But Psyche bowed to neither, chose the road where none belonged. A trembling thread of twilight between
rightness and the wrong. Empress crowned him with creation, tower broke him into flame. But still you walked like a patient storm who has forgotten how to name. Oh, the path doesn't wait for Psyche.
The path is a hungry thing. It mirrors all his choices like a crow with mirrored wings. He's the fool who runs through absence, yet the ghosts begin to sing. For he's not learning the tarot. The tarot is learning him.
Pillars rose in shining order, temples tore the sky apart. Shadows whispered truth like poison, desire carved runes in his heart. Eight thrones stood in judgment, eight masks of gods unseen.
Yet every face that met him was a face he used to be. Oh, he walks through them as they walk through him. As the world remembers his name.
Down the stair of broken echoes, through the mouth of memories too. He faced the Underminer alone, and in the marrow was the clue. There he found the child he buried, and the storm he tried to tame.
And the world he thought was testing him was whispering his name. Oh, the path was carved by Psyche before Psyche learned to walk. The mirror only showed him what the silence tried to talk. He returns
through worlds unbroken with the truth that splits the dark. He's the fool who lights creation with the spark behind the spark. And the world does not complete him, but the world waits for him to begin.
For the journey never takes him, he's the one who carries the journey within. Psyche walks first. Psyche walks first. Psyche walks first, so the others
remember the way. Psyche walks first. Psyche walks first. And the deck awakens every time his footsteps stray.
Yeah.
There's mountain in my marrow, a horn crown in my breath. Every step is carved by courage, every fall a holy test. I was born inside the winter, under stone and sleeping skies. But the sun inside my ribcage taught the darkness how to rise.
The world said break, but the stars said be. The world said leave, but the storms said weave. Oh, the signs carved in me, the planets spinning in my blood. Every bruise becomes a scripture, every shadow
births a flood. I am written in the heavens, I am marked by destiny. I am more than just a mortal, I'm the signs carved in to me. I'm the signs carved in
to me. There's a thunder in my heartbeat, an uprising in my veins. My moon rewrites the weather every time I speak your name. My storms blaze into an eagle, breaks the future from the past. I am fire dressed in freedom, I was never built to last.
They want the quiet version, but I'm lightning in the frame. They want the easy story, but my blood refuses to take. Oh, the signs carved in me, the symbols waking in the night. Every scar becomes a lantern, every sorrow
turns to sight. I am written in the heavens, I am shaped by legacy. I am storms becoming human, I'm the signs carved in to me.
I'm the signs carved in to me. The wind's whispers. Love is a blade wielded well, always say. Break to become, descend, resurrect rebel. Let your thorns don't hide your throne, don't dim your flame. You were born to ride the wild of your own untamed name.
Oh, the signs carved in me, etched in fire, born in storm. Every lifetime I remember pours into this human form. I am written in the heavens, I am like who I used to be. I'm the architect of thunder, I'm the signs carved in
to me. I'm the signs carved in to me. Capricorn sun, Aquarius moon, rise again.
Rise true.
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