Father Psyche is in the House

Woke up from another one of psyches.

Midnight fright displays.

Shadow in the hallway.

Chanting through the haze.

Coffee on the altar,

static on the screen.

Everybody

smiling like they know just what it

means.

We got candles in the basement, secrets

in the walls, a velvet rope at midnight,

and a voice that softly calls. Nobody's

exactly normal. That's our favorite

thing. We laugh like saints with

eyeliner and a phone that never rings.

Show me that smile again.

Even if the whole thing's wearing in

down here where the strange ones grin.

The cults going under ground again. Show

me that smile again. We'll let the weird

world tumble in with nightmares roing

next of kin. The cults going under

ground again. Psyches having nightmares,

but he's hosting them with John. Reading

cards at breakfast like disaster is a

farm. Someone hid the relics in the

laundry by the stairs. Someone's acting

casual while conducting psychic presence

somewhere in the candle. Smoke behind

the secret door. A hidden high priestess

knows a little something more. She never

makes an entrance. She just suddenly

appears. fixes everybody's chaos with

the whisper in their ears. Show me that

smile again. Even if your halos looking

bent, we're the ones the daylight never

pin the cos going underground again.

Show me that smile again. Laugh like the

apocalypsees.

Friends with secret rights and bargain

ben. The cults going underground again.

Underground. Underground. Keep it cozy.

Keep it strange. Every haunted little

heart in here is overdue for change. If

the world gets loud above us, let it

spin and make a fuss. We've got one

secret high priestess and she's probably

judging us.

Show me that smile again. Flash it like

a sweet forbidden him like he dreams.

But we don't break, we bend. The cults

going underground again. Show me that

smile again. Come on in. Bring your

eyeball friends. If the surface cracks,

we still desend. The Colts going

underground

again. Yeah. The Colts going underground

again.

>> Yes,

it is

indeed.

you know, who knows what the future will

hold with the cult, but it's probably

not going to be on YouTube for that much

longer, but um everyone enjoy it while

it's here. Um I mean, it's like, no,

it'll be here. I mean, it'll be here,

I think. I don't know. I have to like I

have to make moves now. I have to make

moves. This This is why like I always

like hated chess. It's so

mindboggling sometimes. But I said, "Oh

my god, kisses. You want kisses?"

Hi. I hope you like the new song. I

mean, I thought I thought it was a cute

song. It was it was inspired partly by

um you know

I I'll say Alexander Mayor's like

um did this blogger song

and and she she's so funny when she I

mean when she roasted him it was pretty

funny but she's like

you know his f and but she played this

play a part where he said my favorite

song was show me that smile again

and I was like I think I've said back

then I was like I was like oh that'd be

good in a song and then she she like

then I watched someone she made a

blogger it's so funny

show me that smile again but hers is a

little bit darker because he's he's

actually on a knife covered in blood but

it's the it was uh I just want to point

give I want to point inspiration where

inspiration and uh and is is uh given

and I want to shout out. But yeah, so

I'm having problems with the channel and

stuff, but I mean it's like this is good

though. I still have like this is like

fun kind of. I don't have to like worry

too much about stuff like money. No, I'm

just kidding.

No, I want I mean guys, this is what

this is what

where are these dumpster divers? Like,

guys, you need to like get closer to

where I live and then bring me the fresh

like McDonald's from the dumpster.

Keep whatever you want out of it.

Have I been? He won't be safe. I How

have I been? I've been better. I mean,

it's like, look, my my collar is all

wrinkled and doesn't work right anymore.

Never It never fit in quite perfectly. I

was using this as a hood.

misunderstanding the whole concept. I

don't know.

How am I? I'm underground.

I need to be I'm in the Charles Manson

cave. Do I have that picture? I don't.

My gosh. Why am I better prepared?

I I'll put ducks behind me. Maybe ducks.

I don't know. Oh, that's not behind me.

That's That's on screen. Those are

mandarins.

Those are mandarin ducks. Hold on.

I'll be in my nice living room.

You like the song that I heard? Thank

you so much.

Thank you.

So, I was like and I was like I need a

theme song. I wanted it to be like kind

of like that 80s feeling and I love that

like that line. I think I saw it again

said recently or just maybe like um on

it just reminded me of that line where

it's like but I like that line. It's

like and I was like I remember I texted

somebody that night and I was like that

line show me that smile again. I like

that's the meaning of life. I don't

know. I maybe smoked too much pot um or

too much stuff. I don't I don't know.

But I was touched that night about by

that song.

And look look at the magic happening. It

was very catchy. Thank you. Maybe I'll

play it again a little bit later, but

it's like I think some people like, "Oh

my understand. It's like even like

YouTube doesn't understand." It's like

if I had just put my my AI stuff on

YouTube, that should have been fine. But

it's like I guess people even complain

about that and stuff. And it's like I

mean, so I I mean it's like what? I'm

gonna have to

I don't know. I'll have to put in my own

server. I'll have to make my own

server for myself. Hello, Bernie. It's

conversational booth. I saw her say,

"Come on, get in get in the booth." You

know, Nick, you can come sit on my knee.

No, that's terrible. So, sorry. Um, no

tricks, guys. Like, no tricks. Trixs is

not back, but I think I think Trix is Oh

my god, Lenor, please do not put your

butt in my face. Um Um

I I Well, weird things happened that

day. Like that day that I I realized he

was gone. Oh, I know. It does. Yeah,

exactly. It's kind of like I

even like the images and stuff I like I

I it takes a long time and I and I

choose from a lot of different things to

put what to put in it and like I put

like the more it turns perfect one more

puts I don't know and it's like part of

it is like part of it is like it's kind

of magic that is to it thank you won't

be saved I think tricks will be back um

again it's like I think that like you

know he

cats sometimes

I don't think he I don't he I don't

think he would go in the street really.

I think he's probably nearby. I think

he's probably in a house nearby. I'm

thinking they just don't want to because

I almost I almost feel like I hear him

sometimes at night, but he would come in

and stuff and I call out and stuff and I

almost hear I hear me a cat meowing

outside and then these three cats are in

here, but I don't know what cat is. I've

seen his he has a father that comes

around here too um and looks just like

him and stuff.

Um, you know, a lot of people are

putting good thoughts out there. A lot

of people are even helping and like, you

know, checking the stuff. Put up missing

posters. Yeah, but that's like

feel like that's bad like almost like

bad juju. Like I don't know. I don't

know. I feel like that's kind of like

bad luck to me

putting that I I Yeah, I have a post on

Next Door and it's a popular post on

Next Door. It's like a lot of people are

looking at it. A lot of people are

looking at I talked to all the dog dog

walkers. You know, I've I whistle

outside and stuff and um have my doors

open and you know,

the cat community doesn't want to help,

but it's like a small cat community. I

mean, it's a small one, but it's a it's

a it's a loving one. It's like one that

doesn't have like a kill shelter in the

city, doesn't have SPCA. Well, I think

if they had a spay and neuter in the

city, that'd be kind of easy. I would

have had a free spay and neuter, but

it's like it's you have to go to

downtown LA and like wait, you have to

go at like 5 in the morning or something

like that. Wait several hours. Can you

imagine you're there in a line with with

with the cat in the carrier with Oh my

god, it sounds like a nightmare to me.

The DMV and kill sisters are evil. It's

like but it's sad like you know there is

a cat overpopulation problem. It's not

here. It's not in this city. It's uh I

don't see just like cats everywhere. I

mean it's like so

they're assimilated into the city. It's

like like this is a unique city in that

way. It's like but if you have a if

you're from kind of a nice city you it's

like you know like a kind of nicer city

like this is kind of a beach touristy

destination a little bit like a nice um

just beach city and stuff.

I don't know. I think it's a nice city.

Um I Lola's kind of a kind of been

worried. I think Lola's been super

worried. I think um

you know, Lenor is interest like wonders

what's going on. Rudy is like been like

sitting up waiting too. We we thought we

heard a cat last night. We everyone got

excited. We all called him and called

him and she went outside and like he

wasn't there. And it's like so that's

why it's like kind of a frustrating

process like like you know like imagine

like a like I'm saying this is not like

compare it to having you know but it's

like if you had a kidnapping or

something and then it's like and it was

like this mystery right and there's like

no leads nothing and then it's like um

I mean it's it's like it's hard. It's

like it's like it takes a lot out of

you. You ever see this like you ever see

these mothers? I mean it's like you put

you put yourself through so much of it.

It's like I mean there one point you're

going to say, "Hey, this is like

whatever happens kind of God's will.

We're putting we're doing all the work

we can do. We're doing all we can. We

got getting the word out as much as we

can." And then if it's like, you know,

if it doesn't I mean it's like I I just

don't know. I just I can't just be in a

constant state of sadness, you know, in

life, you know? It would just be too sad

to like and so maybe I do am numbing out

like some stuff and I am like um you

know it's hard you know because I love I

love that I I had I raised that cat from

from a you know out of a em you know

embriionic sack basically he came out of

came you came out of your stomach didn't

he didn't he with those five with those

other cats they all took off didn't they

all those cats five cats her five cats

all like they said, "Hey, we're going to

go explore the world." As tricks stayed

for as long as as long as he wanted to,

but it's like then he's like he wanted

to explore the world. And so we have we

have all you three are you're all all

you Lenor and Rudy are all like you're

like the golden girls now or it's right.

You're just like, you know, like you're

all you know Rudy's fixed.

He's like the gay guy. You know, you're

like you're like um you're like Sophia

because you're like the old lady, but

even though you're like young, right? I

don't know who's younger. I think

Lenor's a little bit little bit older

than you. You're a little bit younger

than Lenor, but you're the Sophia.

You're so grumpy.

I think um

you know, Lenor's got to be like the

Betty White or the Yeah, Betty White.

What's up, Easy? How are you, Easy?

Easy. Let me say I want to play I have

four more people. I want to play my do

my dope new theme song. And don't please

I hope I hope you I hope you like it. I

hope you like it.

Oh, that's not it. Oh

Gosh darn it.

This is my new go song.

Woke up from another one of psyches.

Midnight fright displays.

Shadow in the hallway.

Chanting through the haze.

Coffee on the altar.

static on the screen.

Everybody's

smiling like they know just what it

means.

We got candles in the basement. Secrets

in the walls, a velvet rope at midnight,

and a voice that softly calls. Nobody's

exactly normal. That's our favorite

thing. We laugh like saints with

eyeliner and a phone that never rings.

Show me that smile again. Even if the

whole thing's wearing in down here where

the strange ones grin. The cults going

underground again. Show me that smile

again. will let the weird world tumble

in with nightmares robes and next of kin

the cults going under ground again

psyches having nightmares but he's

hosting them with charm reading cards at

breakfast like disaster is a farm hit

the relics in the laundry by the stairs

acting casual while conducting psychic

presence somewhere in the candle Smoke

behind the secret door, a hidden high

priestess knows a little something more.

She never makes an entrance. She just

suddenly appears. Fixes everybody's

chaos with the whisper in their ears.

Show me that smile again. Even if your

halos looking bent, we're the ones the

daylight never pin. The cults going

underground

again. Show me that smile again. Laugh

like the apocalypes.

Friends with secret rights and bargains.

The cults going underground again.

Underground. Underground. Keep it cozy.

Keep it strange. Every haunted little

heart in here is overdue for change. If

the world gets loud above us, let it

spin and make a fuss. We've got one

secret high priestess and she's probably

judging us.

Show me that smile again. Flash it like

a sweet forbidden him like he dreams.

But we don't break, we bend. The cults

going underground again. You show me

that smile again. Come on in. Bring your

oddball friends. If the surface cracks,

we still descend. The cults going

underground again. Yeah, the cults going

underground again.

Wa.

That was amazing.

I mean, whatever. Half the people left.

I mean, really? I mean, come on.

You like that?

Oh, it doesn't sound like Poppy a little

bit. It says like computer boy. Oh, it's

that song. It's so good. Hey, I'm sorry.

I fig like another cool classic. I

thought it was a fun one. I thought it

was a fun one. I'm Canada Cry is here.

Crystal.

Yeah.

Hi, Rude. Hi, Rude.

Hi, Rude. So, what time is that? It's

9:00 p.m. So, maybe I'll like should I

go to like dress up in my priest outfit

outside

and like go get cigars and stuff? I

don't know. Maybe. Hey, Rudy.

And a couple drinks, maybe. I don't

know. I didn't really drink very much

last night.

Yeah. So, I'll put the link up though.

That would be content. Yeah, it would

be. I'm always I always try to be

content, but it's like, you know, pre

priest getting cigars, going to

McDonald's, dressed like the priest

outfit. They'll be like, "It's" And I'll

be like, "I'm from the there's like I

say it's right next to the Catholic

church, so they'll they'll probably be

like, "Um, is that a Halloween costume?"

And I'll be like, "No, it's a it's a

cult outfit. They're custom made cult

outfits."

If they want to confess,

you know,

I'm I'm father psyche. I'm father

psyche. I'm a cat daddy.

Okay.

Walk around inside and somebody said,

"Yeah, they say, "Oh, I need What if I

got on the bike?" And I'd be like the

flying nun. That'd be funny. But the

bike is not fixed yet. Oh my god. I have

this like blue light stuff on my

computer set on. I don't like it. It's

like I forgot how it turned it on

though. I think it's an accessibility or

something. It's like blue light where

it's like it just changes the light to

like a Oh, you know it's National Pet

Day. And I saw that. I saw like that

picture popped up and it was like a cat

hugging a dog. And I was like I I was I

just like thinking I think like Trixs

went to like a house with a dog. And I

think maybe Trix fell in love with a dog

because he's always a little bit a

little bit unconventional. And I

wouldn't be surprised if it was a male

dog because I think I always thought

Trixs was gay, but you know I and that's

why he was so rebellious and stuff and

uh you know so I don't think he's going

to give I don't think he's going to

contribute to the pet population,

you know, I think he'll move in with a

nice family if he if he if he did get

lost. And that's what I'd like to think

the rest of my life. Is that like weird?

And it's like, and I'm still going to

have the the ad up. I still have like,

you know, but it's like I kind of like

kind of like let

uh God take care of some some stuff, you

know. Hi, Kitty Cap makes sense.

God and in the I don't know sometimes,

you know, miracles happen. I believe in

miracles. I believe in miracles.

Where are you from? I'm wearing a hole

shirt like this hole. And then it's like

I'm wearing like this set like a

Satturnian like like like I don't even

know what this is. It's like a jock

strap I have. I don't I think I can make

a sumo wrestler master thing out of this

one. Not to disrespect it, but like

seriously

I mean you think my speedo is tight. You

see me try to put this thing on and then

when I when I go when I go in the room

they laugh. They were like, "That's not

how you're supposed to wear that." And

then they showed me you're supposed to

wear it like over like I forgot like

over your shoulder like a continental

shoulder or something like that. I don't

know. All I know is I'm this degree.

That's all that's all I can say. Okay.

I don't even know what I just know it

means saturn. Okay. Anyway,

so I'm going to go. I am a priest. I'm

actually not a I'm not a like a Catholic

priest, but I'm I'm an ordained minister

with since I was like 18. I have like

the certificate in the other room. You

want me to show you? I can show you it

actually, but you need to see it.

Wear like a hat like the Pope.

Um I know you believe the Pope is a

Yamaka. Isn't the Popeye Yarma? I

actually have a picture of my uncle with

the pope, but I don't think I have it. I

mean, I have it handy, but I don't know

if I have it that handy, but I'll show

it later. But yeah, he um my uncle

Howard was like a brilliant, brilliant

man, and um he's like in this uh picture

with the Pope giving the pope his 63rd

birthday present or something like that.

I think it was a 63rd birthday.

The the pointy the fish miter. The fish

miter.

But I'm afraid that's going to bite

somebody.

I like I like the red sombrero he wears.

Can I wear the red sombrero?

That's my favorite pope paddic. And I

would be I would be in the Pope mobile

and in the red sombrero and that just be

my life.

Remember I saw the Rosarita and can of

beans. She's wearing a yellow sombrero,

which is like not like the most like

natural color. I mean, see, but the red

sombrero is like, you know, there's like

there you can find like, you know,

you can see the color red. Um, do I have

a red sombrero?

No, I have a Mexican wrestler mask. I

have um several scarves and stuff. I I

mean, I even like use a t-shirt. Can

somebody send me a red sombrero,

please? Um, do I even have a hat? I

don't even think I have a hat right now.

It's like times are just tough, guys.

You know, times are tough. I don't have

a hat.

Can somebody recommend the hat? I'll

give you I'll give people access to my

wish list. Just don't put a bunch of

like dildos and stuff on there. I better

not give you access to I I'll talk to me

in private if you wanna if you want to

maybe um give me something like a red

sombrero or you know nail clippers just

like but I'd appreciate like people like

don't like send me $2 and say oh buy

nail clippers with that. I'll spend the

$2 on what I want to spend it on. Okay.

I have the wrestling mask. It's

somewhere around here. It's a really

cool one. It's like a clown with like

with like these like with like braids

and stuff but it's like in the closet. I

was supposed to Jay Dog said he was

going to find some find some um some

venues for us to do some wrestling at

this weekend and he said probably

tomorrow I'll call you. Psyche. He never

called. I think he might I don't think

he probably looked. He was just like he

was just lying for clout

on my backup. Isn't that embarrassing to

do? Jay Dog,

I was standing outside in my speedo for

six hours waiting for you. Why weren't

you there?

How embarrassing was that?

Well,

that sounds like a perfect McDonald's

outfit. They love clowns. Well, you

know, I have a clown outfit because,

okay, first of all, my ancestor was the

first clown. Okay. His name is

Grimmaldi. Okay. His name was Joseph

Grimmaldi. You can look it up. Okay.

It's the first clown. He invented

clowning around. It's actually that he

he every time someone says clowning

around, I get a that's how I have money

sometimes because sometimes people still

say that and then every time they say

it, I get it like a dollar. But anyway,

can everyone say that a lot more often?

But yeah. And um Okay. So also

um clowns are like the Anunnaki, right?

Because they because they taught makeup

to the women, right? Who knows makeup

um more more than clowns? Like they have

to put ton a ton of it on, right? My

grandma used to do her makeup and I used

to say do your clown makeup because she

would like put like there's red on her

and she would like you know blend it in

but I was like what is she doing? It was

like Yeah. F a false news. Excuse me.

Canada cry.

What is the false news?

Hello.

You're calling me a liar.

You You Can

Why were you wearing one of those one of

those helmets that um they they wear for

people that keep bumping their head on

everything?

Why were you wearing that helmet last

time you were on the show? Even Sweet Pe

made fun of you and I I laughed. That's

how sad it was.

She said, "Oh, look. Look at Canada. Can

Canada cry. This is why I knew he wore a

helmet." I was like, "The

sweet is funny." And I was like, at that

moment, I knew I liked her and I didn't

like you anymore.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, what's up 2020? How are you? How

are you?

Um, I'm just considering going to like

pick up a fries and um maybe like a like

one drink and like maybe

a cigar.

Yo, you did. Oh my god, I know Canada

cry. Oh my god. And you know what? A

hooker. You know, I wish there was

hookers around here. Like not even like

I don't want like a I I want them like

is there is there a male escort around?

I like I I've looked for hours around

the city. Sometimes I see a guy in his

underwear in like the um in the window,

but he's always got his wife yelling at

him to put on his pants or a robe or

something.

I'm sorry guys. I'm just going to have a

silly sense of humor tonight. Okay,

guys. I'm not monetized, so I might be

going a little crazy. Okay? You know

what what I say might be outrageous,

but I can't get it can't get any more

outrageous than than what Alexander and

I said last week. So, I mean, it's like

I mean,

she went to She Wow, she did a good

appearance though. That was good. I I

like Oh my RG, I'm sorry. I hope Are you

Are you okay, RG? Argie,

I watched that appearance back out. I

was like

I was like, uhoh.

Good thing he has a sense of humor. He

laughs about it and he's like, oh, I'm

not even worried

because then it's like, okay, it's like

a little bit less like

serious, but it it was wow. I think that

memor was all in um it was all

Minecraft, right? Your urges

whatever. I mean, people could just talk

about things that are like that they

would love to like have swept under the

rug or like, you know, they would love

to have the conspiracy set up around

instead of just like having a

conversation and about like, you know, I

mean, it's like there's so much like we

could like like learn and maybe actually

solve these problems rather than

demonize people rather. I mean, it's

like all this like

all this like shaming. There's like a

lot of crazy like I don't know.

Yeah. Try not to talk about yours. Well,

which I don't know. I can guess.

I can guess. I can guess. I can guess.

Actually, not guess. I'm a psychic. I

can probably like intuit it a little

bit. Uh, speaking of uh where did Mason

go? Excuse me. What did you just say?

Speaking of who?

What word is that? I don't even

recognize that word. That's not a word

in my vocab. You know, there's no hate

speech allowed anymore. I read I was

given a presentation to watch in in a in

a serious threat from YouTube. And so I

now I know the rules. There's no soft A.

There's no there's no hard R.

Oh, no. You're you meant as a Oh. Oh,

you meant it as a compliment. Was that

supposed to be Well, that was a

compliment to him. Is it was that

supposed to be a distor toward me?

Because you're actually saying, "Oh,

you know,

I call Mason a because he's not.

I don't call Psyche a because I

think he is." Well, I think you're a

I'm Canada Cry.

And that was meant as a compliment.

Okay. True on that.

See guys, I got I know like I know some

I know some logic logic tricks.

Anyway,

anyway, I don't know. I mean, I don't

know. Now it's 9:13. I mean, no, it's Oh

my god, it's 911. You just poop. I don't

want to hear about you going to the

bathroom. Can you just like be a regular

straight person and like, you know, just

just like, you know, wear like put it

just like have just put on a t-shirt or

something like that at a frat party and

maybe you'll get a laugh.

No, nobody's going to laugh here. We're

just going to look at you like you need

to like better um learn how to use use

the um the facilities and do you need a

do you need a a wheelchair and a helmet?

Straight people have shiny have stinky

butts.

Well, you would know what? How?

Actually, you wouldn't know because

you're not straight. I'm I'm straight.

I'm straighter than you. And I'm going

to steal your girlfriend.

Pooping your pants is easier. Well,

that's why she probably left you

and she can move into my beautiful home.

Look at Look at this luxury. Like, I

have a p I have everything I need here.

Look at the fireplace. The look at

there's two stories. There's like a

there's a a veranda. I don't even know

what that is. Be you know, every like in

the you know, on um on the go on the the

um Golden Girls, they have something

called the what's it called? The the

lai. I want a lai.

I thought you had to live in Hawaii to

have one of those. But you can just live

in Florida or California, too. I think a

lai.

What? What is it, guys? Is this like

kind of just It just means patio and

like Floridaian or something.

I want I like that word.

Do you know like that? Um pineapples are

not from

um Hawaii. They're not.

They're brought in from like I think

Asia or something like that. Did you

ever hear that?

Here. Since we're talking about

nightmares and stuff, I do have like a

book and stuff and then I'll like try to

order some fries and maybe go walk a

walk with the camera and stuff. But let

me see. I have this book. So good. It's

called

It's called Interesting Stories for

Curious People. And I am on the cover of

this book and so is Prairie Page.

Hold on. Take off the sticker. I don't

know who that. Oh, look at there's

there's Hold on. No, there's a UFO. Hold

on. Oh my god. I almost scared myself

off. Let me turn back. Look at all Look

at all the symbolism on the cover of

this book. you people would just look at

this book and say, "Oh, that's a piece

of trash book, right? Oh, interesting

stories for curious people by Bill

O'Neal." They probably think it's like

by the guy from Fox News or something

like that. Bill O'Reilly. No, it's a

different Bill.

Oh okay.

Look at the Look here, guys. Just look

at Look at the brilliant.

What year was this? What year did this

come out? Like, this is like way ahead

of its time. Bill O'Neal. It came out.

Okay. 2020. It came out in 20. Okay.

That's a sign. It came out in 2020.

2020. Okay. But I would You' think it

came out in like the 70s or something.

Are Where are you leaving? What's going

on? You don't want to, but you kind of

want to. Okay. Here. Look. Okay. So,

there's Superman coming out of my ear.

Um, there's me. There's a There's a cow.

Is that a little cow? Is that RG picking

up his latest cow? It's not me. What's

that? What's that be? What is that? Corn

or I don't know what's behind the cow.

Hay. Why is it getting food on the

spaceship? Oh my god, it looks like a

crescent moon.

Like I said, there's no accidents, but

I'm just going to peel it off. Okay. Um,

okay. Who's that person? Who's this

person?

Is that a sheep? I don't know.

Oh my. I think I thought it was like a a

bouquet

or Paige. I No, I'm not saying Paige of

corn because Paige has like that

disgusting

um snake. What? I don't know what that

is. I don't know what that what is that

thing on on the the dolphin. All you

need is a warning sign.

Let me see if there's a page that says

stop.

All you need is a warning sign. Okay,

look at this one. Look, there's a woman

with a gun around.

That's it. Is that Beta? Is that There's

Beeta in the shadows. What is Beeta

doing? It looks like Beta with a gun,

doesn't it?

Does that kind of look like her?

Why isn't anyone saying yes? Why is

everyone saying, "Oh, yes, you're

Abraham Lincoln." Yeah, that looks like

VA right there.

What sound does What sound does VA make?

>> Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah, she's trying to assassinate me.

This is all guys. Whatever happens to

me, just look at the cover of the book.

Okay. Hopefully, I got abducted by

aliens before, you know, I got the look

and remember the Trump thing and then

the ear. And look at there's Superman

coming out of his ear. This is five

years before that happened.

Is that coincidence? Remember faster

than a speeding bullet,

guys?

It all makes sense now. And look at with

the look at the cauldron, but it's a

table and they're they're they they

drowned a spider in there and it was

named Psyche. And then my channel went

down.

There's no coincidences, guys. And Paige

is there laughing.

Paige, are you there? Paige, are are you

going to be there too, Paige? I just

really need to know what I really need

to know. Paige, will you be there?

Please let me know.

Okay, I'll take that as a yes.

Isn't it the cover makes so doesn't make

so much sense? And look, but and like

what's going to happen, though?

But she see she's pointing the gun the

wrong direction. That's that's a plus.

Second of all, she's really not well

disguised. I would probably be able if I

just turned around. I say, "Oh my god, I

had Vita." I'd recognize her right away.

I've seen a picture. I've seen her on

camera. Third of all, Paige is going to

warn me. I can see I I'll say, "Paige,

can you send me a sign? Please send me a

sign."

Yeah.

What else is there? Look at Is that like

a skele? Is that Gotti? Thought he's

there too, watching with balloons coming

out of his eyes.

What's going on here? Is that a turtle?

What is that? Is that Kate the turtle?

There's a turtle shell.

No, it's not flat. It's on a turtle's

back. Look, this this cover is telling

the truth.

That's me with the blood coming out of

my ear because I got stabbed in the ear.

Remember that?

I think it is a turtle.

It's Kate the turtle giving giving Paige

Paige a kiss.

Paige, it's Kate the turtle saying

hello.

Guys, this is amazing. They're saying hi

to each other in the open.

Oh my god. And here comes Barry.

And the audience is going crazy, guys.

Is M. Is Alex McQueen around? Alex

McQueen?

Oh, you can't him off the show. He's a

He's a mod. Come on. But Oh my gosh. I

think I hear him in the distance.

Wow, these are amazing.

These are amazing. And then guys,

do you guys like ghosts?

No. Do you want ghost to come up? I have

ghost. Oh, ghost is coming up.

Ghost. I think the audience said

no.

How about does anybody want the the

beautiful the talented

salmon?

Did someone hear something?

I JUST HEARD SOMETHING.

HI, PAIGE. PAIGE, we're just showing

this page. We're we're saying that

everyone's on this book. There's like

you you're you're is you're in this

dolphin with the pirate logo on it with

the kissing the turtle and with the

balloons and then there's Goddy there

with with there and there's like Kate

the turtle. Okay. There there's Flat

Earth. There's me in the center on the

table with the Superman coming out of my

ear. Remember I got stabbed in the ear.

And then there's like people getting

abducted. I think RG's abducting like

Jimmy Groovy Jimmy or something. And

some kind of poor sheep. And there's

Beeta right there too. She's going to

assassinate me.

So what's new with you?

I don't guys. I literally, this is not

just like, oh, this is a John. He's

making jokes. This is this is um

literally a a call to her heart.

Just like when I want salmon to come,

this happens.

Okay.

Um, Jamie, are you mad about something?

I didn't call Paige a piece of corn. I

said there is I said what is that in in

the in the beam? I said, "Is that corn?"

I I then said that. And then that's what

I said. Is that corn? And I said Paige

is giving the turtle a little peck.

Yeah. Can Canada cry is actually the

real Canada dry. He's actually even

changed his name to Canada Cry because

everyone keeps calling him that. It

might as well be his real name now

because he just keeps crying. And I

Canada, you're making

Okay,

Canada is a beautiful country. It's like

very there's smarter people than the

United States. I think it's like almost

like you the US's brain. What? Why?

What? Why? Hey, Peps. How are you? Hope

you're having a good weekend, too. What?

Canada dry. Why are you What? What?

Like, what's your problem? Okay, you're

terrible.

Hey, uh, who wants to come up on? Anyone

want to come up? Um, Paige, do you want

to come up? Say hi. Let me see. Anybody

want to come up? Canada. Yeah, he's the

same Canada. He's the same person.

Remember that whiny blonde guy that

would come on? and go like, "Oh, Paige,

you know what I have to say about this

and that? Well, I don't like this and

that. I don't like it and okay, and I'm

going to say it in a really annoying way

and that's just going to be it." Okay.

And I have a I have a 500,000

um penny um valuable um my watch

collection. That means it's like $5,000.

Um I think that's kind of like some

that's how this kind of sounds to me and

stuff. He kept whining and I was like

can I dry and what and thing that is

whines too and I'm like guys I know

maybe people said I cry like a and

all this stuff like that. I really don't

and maybe I have I yeah I can pick it up

after a while because sometimes I hear

these voice I hear these voices in my

like in my my dreams. Paige is making

some homemade French fries. You can come

up and chat in between. Okay. Yeah, I'll

be Yeah, I'll be um here. Oh, thing that

is and thing that is too like he's great

like I psyche why don't you do this and

this psyche you know oh leave it alone

psyche know like thing that is don't

tell me what you do I'm not Alex or it's

going to be bad for you psyche it's

going to just be bad for you like it's

gonna be bad for me anyway I might as

well do the I want at this point

I don't know uh I should leave okay yeah

I I don't know, guys. I don't know this

how I wear this. I think I'm wear I'm

going to wear like a ninja. I'm going to

go out to the McDonald's wearing this

and hopefully not get arrested. There's

a guy that actually like he's on Dr.

Phil. He looks kind of like Za a little

bit, but he like it's kind of like but

he's like a little bit weird. Like he um

he dresses like like Batman and like

goes around and like thinks he's like

solving like cases and stuff, but he

like has this dirty like Batman and he

has like a YouTube channel. Oh my god.

Do I look good like this? I'll be I'm

just gonna go in and pick it up. Um I'm

gonna be like I'm a wizard. I'm a

wizard. I'm a grand wizard. I'm like of

the whole army. I'm going to try.

Yeah.

Ding has your best. I know he does. I

know. Thing thing that I I just like to

give thing that is a hard time. I just

like to bust his balls. I said, "Thing

that is, are you in a wheelchair and do

and or do you not have legs?" And he

said, "No." He said, "Yes, I do have

legs and I'm not in a wheelchair." But

then he wouldn't stand up. And now you

know what he's doing now. He's walking

outside. Now he's showing his legs now.

And now he was sitting on his bed. I saw

the other night. Like what's what's

going on? Is the world just changing

before my eyes?

Like what's going on? Like first he

wouldn't even like he was like it looked

like I thought he was like one of that

like like what was that guy that was on

like the um in the 80s and he was he was

like the moon guy on McDonald's and he

like his face would flash. I forgot his

name but yeah he's kind of like that

like is this a real person and then you

see all this dimension all of a sudden

he's like writing poetry. Hi. Hi. How

are you Lisa? He doesn't have knees but

I saw him walk. I saw him walk once.

Okay. We still haven't figured out if

Mason is in a wheelchair or not. Like

I'm not like quite sold on that because

every time I see him, he's like sitting

behind a drums or like kind of like it's

a kind of like he like I think he might

be on like this this like mobile mobile

thing that's like taking around his like

stump or something. I I have a feeling

he's just upper upper torso. Does

anybody have that theory too?

Hello.

Hello. Sexy pirate wizards hat. Yeah.

Well, it's like r, you know, it's like

this is basically Yeah,

I'll wear it because

it's cold. It's cold outside. I'll wear

my m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m

m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m

m m m m mismatched flip flops. One

Birkenstock. Actually, I say both

Birkenstocks, but I've been putting on

like one Birkenstock and one I'm a mess.

I'm woking up like like a

screaming the cat's name and stuff. Um

the the people on with dogs all like

almost run away from me and stuff. Like

the dogs like me and stuff, but the

people I'm like, "Oh, are you local?" A

black guy runs away from me. Like he's

scared now. White now black people are

running away from white people in this

world. Isn't that Aren't things just

topsyturvy now? I don't get it anymore.

Used to be like white people were so

scared of black people. Now black people

are running away from me.

I'm like the least threatening person.

I'm like the I'm like the nicest person

there is. And this guy with the pit

bulls and stuff like that. Oh, I say I

say, "Excuse me, are you local, sir?"

He's like my next door. He lives next

door. Like literally one house went over

and I was asking him if he's seen the

cat. Oh, he has to run away. And then I

like I like run and I'm like, "Oh my

gosh, what happened? Was there an

emergency?" I like look and he already

like slammed his door. Like he just ran

into he literally like ran into his

house and slammed the door.

But I'm so nice. I wasn't even wearing

all this car. I won't I won't wear this

part. I wasn't even wearing all of this.

This is just like a This is just like a

like a jacket for me. If I ever was to

like lose my place, I I would wear this

as like my my jacket

because it's it's warm in California.

You say, "Wear the clown mask." I know,

but I don't want to get arrested. I I'll

car I'll wear my cane.

Can Lisa the Belfast love to bet? I

don't know who

on Lisa love. I don't know what you're

talking about. I don't get that. That

doesn't I see those are words but they

don't make sense to me in that order. On

Lisa love Belfast love beta to before

thing tells I'm where I care about you

both. Is that is that is that K Casey?

Is that Casey? That sounds like

something KZ would say. Is his name KZ

or Casey? You know how he just like

doesn't make sense. just rambles on

about like nothing. That sounds like KZ.

Is that KZ? I caught you.

Yeah, but but Jugalos have more like

common sense than KZ. Really? Like

they're like, you know, I actually want

to probably see I want to see some of

their buttholes. I don't want to see his

ever.

Lisa said he he likes me. He's a

nutcase. Oh, you call her nutcase? Well,

it's KZ under a female's alt.

You're Lisa from Belfast. Are you Are

you Dary? Are you Dary Belfast?

Scotland, eh? Scotland. Junior. Junior.

Scrooge McDuck.

Hey, can I have some Scottish tea and

play some golf? Do you know what golf

stands for? Gentlemen, only ladies

forbidden. You mean when I wear the

clown mat? Oh, okay. Well, I need to be

sponsored for that. I have I have to go

dig through my my my laundry and stuff

to find my clown mask and then like

probably get chance of getting arrested.

I'm not going to wear it in public. It's

not Mexico. First of all, Mexic Mexicans

will get mad because it's a Mexican me

wrestling mask. It probably has

significance beyond my wildest dreams.

Um second of all, I have to walk

literally through the police station

court like like courtyard. Third of all,

the police all know what I look like and

they see me like all the time now and

I've been here several times. Fifth, I

don't want to get banned from McDonald's

because if I get banned from McDonald's,

I will don't have anywhere to eat. Six,

um I need to find my wallet

right now. And um probably buy a new

lighter and that's a bummer. I don't

know. I have to buy a new lighter

because

like the fluid didn't

work, right? I don't know. This is a bad

night. Okay, hold on. No, it's a good

night actually. It's a good night. I

feel I feel fine. I feel fine.

So good. I I don't feel that good, but I

feel okay. Hold on. Maybe when I go get

um coffee and fries, I'll feel better.

Oh, to drink with you. Oh, Lassie, it's

only 5 in the morning there, isn't it,

Lisa? It's Are you You're up at 5 in the

morning. Wow, you're a partyier. Well, I

know that that the the Scottish the

Scottish and the Irish like to drink,

don't they? They're like the Russians.

Yep. KZB is um pregnant. Oh my god. I

know. Well, and Eric, I know. Eric, are

you Eric? Hold on. Are you Eric Hugh or

something? Because Eric Hughes or are

you that are you the slow Eric? Because

Or I don't know. I don't even know the

difference. I I I don't know if there's

a diff. I don't know. Yes. It's a notion

from Belfast.

Derry,

I I I have a I I have a castle in

Scotland.

Belong to Scrooge McDuck.

I'm just kidding. You're Eric Neil.

Who's that? I don't know. I don't know

who Eric Neil is. Who are you? And what

are you doing here?

You background watch more than you chat.

Well, now you've made your appearance

tonight. So you're so forever it's

you're gonna have me there's gonna be a

transcript then in the chat Eric

St. Neil appeared and said

I'm Eric Neil

KZ has beat his pregnant ex psyche. You

got to be better than associating with

that guy. He's never even been a father

to the kid and he owes a ton of child

support. Yeah. Well I think that's

despicable. I don't like KZ. I mean, I

don't I don't have to like somebody to

have them on the show. I mean, it's like

I could like maybe maybe sometimes

someone would like to like you it's a

token and kick them off, you know, and

which is why there's tokens and I'm like

selling tokens for cheap right now. But,

you know, I'm just going to sell five

more for $10 each right now and work on

the videos um if people contact me for

the videos. Um because, you know, times

are getting scarce, guys. You know, I

don't I'm not mon, you know, I'm not I'm

turning off my monetization for my

channel. try to save that. Um, if I can

still still salvage it. I think I might

be gone already, but we'll see. You

know, I might have like I have a little

time to like, you know, make some uh

arrangements of that one. If not, I'm

underground here. I might I think if all

goes well, I should be able to like, you

know,

eventually like, you know, switch like

monetize different channels and stuff

like that. I just want to like, you

know,

try to try to tread carefully right now.

And I'm not supposed to be adding any

content or anything to that channel

until everything is resolved. And so,

we'll see what happens.

Um, well, it's like it's the my advanced

features are turned off. It's very

complicated. I don't know what the vans

feature turned it off or it's what

whatever but it's like I have an appeal

but I can't I can't do the appeal

because you need to send in a video and

you can't do that until I'm taking off

the suspension for other strikes and

stuff. So

big red balloon.

But you know what I'm also I have um I

set up my payw wall of the of the

transcripts.

The cat looks like the diabetes guy.

Who's the di who's the di dis who's a

dis doesn't say disbus.

What is disbus diabetes? What is that?

Who's the diabetes guy? Ghost.

What a ghost. Looks like there's a ghost

behind me kind of. That's Rudy though.

where he's just kind of

Okay, I need to order my drink

before McDonald's closes. I need to find

my wallet on the way out of the door,

too. Oh, good lord.

Oh, hi baby. UK love you. Oh, you love

being Oh, thank you. Oh, what idiot is

that about me? Yeah. Well, you know,

it's like so not everyone was is gonna

get along always, you know, and it's

like I've kind of like, you know, I've

also been somebody that kind of like has

brought people together and stuff, but

it's like not everyone wants to wants to

be, you know, brought together. And it's

like, so I got to respect people's

boundaries and like, you know, I'm

getting a second chance in some

relationships and some friendships. And

even like, you know, Christine and I, if

it came down to it, you know, I I'll

have her back and stuff because I like

Christine. You know, she's helped me a

lot and she's been kind and it's like

and then I'm like we had a little little

meme more, but it was like kind of

supposed to be more

of a friendly thing. like I was not

trying to like really hurt her feelings

and then it's like then you find out

well she's going through some medical

things and I feel terrible about like

you know saying saying you know teasing

and stuff and but we went back and forth

and stuff but it's just kind of like I

I'm kind of like I'm ready for

I brought peanut butter and Jay

together.

Oh, you beat it. Oh, like ghosted his

ghosted his girl new girlfriend. I don't

think Ghost was being so rude. He was

like saying I mean he I don't know. He

has the worst game. I'm sorry. I don't

want to I don't want to offend her

because I think she she was saying this