Psyche opens with an atmospheric song about nightmares and haunted thoughts, then attempts to show guests a video featuring a cat and either a gorilla or squirrel, which sparks tension and disagreement over the viewing experience.
>> It's a rare condition this day and age to find a haunted stream on every page. The shadows laugh, the static sings, the phone rings twice, nobody's there when it rings.
>> The moon hangs low above the street. >> Something follows every beat. >> The neighbors smile with glowing eyes. >> And every friendly wave's a disguise. >> Every way you look, EVERY WAY YOU GO, THERE'S A nightmare
waiting just beyond the glow. Every way you look, EVERY WAY YOU STARE, there's a cultist in the attic and something in your chair. EVERY WAY YOU LOOK, EVERY WAY YOU ROLL, THE THINGS THAT haunt you somehow made it into your home. >> When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
>> THE CULT OF PSYCHIC'S NIGHTMARES know your name.
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>> The The television flickers blue. >> Showing things that can't be true. >> A laugh track echoes through the hall. >> But nobody lives here at all. >> The family portrait on the wall >> changes faces
after dark fall. >> Dad has horns and mother's gone. >> The baby whispers ANCIENT SONGS. >> EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, EVERYWHERE YOU HIDE, something with too many teeth is standing by your side. Everywhere you look, everywhere
you creep, the shadows in the basement never really sleep. Everywhere you look, everywhere you roam, the house keeps growing rooms that weren't there when you got home. >> When you're lost out there and you're all alone, >> the cult of psychic NIGHTMARES KNOW YOUR NAME. >>
>> AND LATE AT NIGHT THE VHS rewinds itself again. >> The sitcom answers laughing from somewhere deep within. >> The mailman vanished years ago,
>> but still delivers notes. >> The words are written in your hand, >> yet you never wrote them. EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, EVERYWHERE YOU RUN, >>
>> SO GIRLS, WHAT'S UP? >> WHAT HI. WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> Hey there. Girls, I want to show you something that I watched today. This was Have you ever heard of like a really >> Do I want to watch it? >> Yeah, have you heard Okay, do you want to watch either between Do you want to watch either the cat and the squirrel or the cat and the gorilla? What's your choice?
>> Hang out and talk. >> I know, but but it's only a 3-minute video. Do you want to watch the cat and the the gorilla or the cat and the and the squirrel? >> Can I pick Can I choose neither? >> No, you have to choose one of them. Do you choose the cat or the squirrel? Just say cat or Just say Just say gorilla gorilla or squirrel.
Okay, I'm playing the gorilla. I'm playing the >> You're forcing me into a option. >> Girls, this is the most amazing thing you've ever seen in your life. You've never seen something like this. This is incredible. Watch this. This is This is what >> want I don't want to see it. I'm here >> Hey, watch Do you have to see this? You have to see this. Look. Look.
>> I don't want to see LES or Sam man. I don't like appreciate it. >> >> Let me jump it out. >>
>> You know, we supposed to get more people here but by playing this you not going to get more people though. >> Hey, we supposed to be making a video.
>> What is the point of playing this? >> Let's do this.
>> >> I don't want to get
>> >> Come on, dog. >>
>> Come on, dog. Try. Come on, dog. >>
>> Psych, why are you playing this, dog? I'm streaming right now. Come on, dog. >>
>> Follow me, by the way. >> >> Yeah, I got you. T Y O. Psychi. >>
>> What the are we doing, dog? >>
>> I'm good.
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>> Okay, now I'll explain to you guys what I had was a I had like a people joining interested, but then they saw this they saw that and they were they were watching it and then they heard your whiny voice over it and they're like, "Oh." And it was the moment was ruined. So, you you ruined the moment. Cuz that was a beautiful video. I mean,
it's like I mean, how how can it not be beautiful without you trying to ruin it? I mean, it's like what I mean, what? But it was nice. I mean, it's like but you now again you embarrass me having me come up on this day, too, and try and tell me what to do, boss me around about it.
Being so rude. Can't even like watch like a 3-minute video. I don't understand. So, I'm going to final time and I'm not I'm going to talk to you for a while. All right.