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Psyche celebrates the 4th of July with a casual livestream, discussing channel moderation issues, esoteric philosophy, and Plato's Allegory of the Cave. He interprets the allegory through the lens of initiation symbolism.
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Browse era →Sorry guys. He's so insane.
My goodness gracious, this guy.
You think I have the best mods?
Hi guys. No one's here. Let's see. Gosh, they shadow bam me or something, Alex. I mean, Jesus. It's like, yeah, it's like he's messing with my channel doing that
So, anyone that mess with my channel messing with me and my my cats and the whole rest of the chat. So, hope they stop doing that. Hi, everybody.
Yeah, crazy guy. Oh, happy 4th of July, guys. Yeah, thank you for being here. There's lots of places on YouTube to be, but we're gonna have fun today. But yeah, it's been pretty crazy just seeing uh all the stuff happening like
all the bunch of I got bunch of videos I made that got clipped. That's put put in really cool other videos. So, I love having those kind of things out there. I'm going to make sure I share all this today. Yeah. So, other people are already, you know, we're doing shows and stuff. I I know, but it's like he's so
unfortunate. He has to be he's so so rude to do that
I kind of like this reading. This is a clear good reading. I'm going to watch this soon. It says, "Your strange presence baffles people." I don't. It says they they know you're not normal. They do. Oh, no. You figure that out, guys. Well,
you're not normal. I'm not normal in a good way. I think. Hi. I think like the truly crazy is like where you're like you have like kind of an urge to or some kind of negative urges and if you're like what if you've hurt anybody else any other people it's like people hurt their friends or enemies it's like especially some of
these toxic um toxic personalities and there's a lot of them it's just like rampant and the media sick like people become sick just consuming like some of the entertainment and the you know chasing People are just blinded by materialism. They think that's that's what's real. It's just a very temporary state compared to like,
you know, billions of years of our soul's evolution incarnating to millions of bodies and maybe even longer, you know. So, I do believe we've lived on this earth. I mean, it's like the earth like life is just familiar to me, you know? But maybe it's just because I'm used to being here. But, thank you for being here, guys. Happy
4th of July. I don't know what it's called. Is a coffee place up maybe open at 7? They don't They kind of do close a little bit. Did I pin my link? Hold on. Yeah, they close a little bit or open a little bit later and close a little bit early.
So, I'm trying to get link up. Yeah. So I don't know Alice problem is like what he's been on fire like thinks that like talking about him well we weren't talking about he said he thinks I was saying negative things like oh he was
like you know kind of like being weird talking to Paige like I was like like sounding like he's in love with her and stuff like I mean it's fine a lot of guys will I'm sure fall in love with Paige she's lovely person. Okay. Uh, how do I get my comments?
Sorry guys, I' been slow this morning. Here we go. Oh, here we go. There's a live chat. Okay, link is pinned. Okay, guys. How are we doing? But it's I've noticed like not every like no one's talking like lately or not too many people. It's been quiet. Like I know a lot of people other places right now. Thank you for coming in here. See what's
going on. We're just starting. We're just restarting. Damn, Alex. You know, I don't like um that kind of language or it's it's like so many of rules broken at once. First of all, it's disrespect to the guest, which is disrespect to the host, right? Then it's also slander. It's also
um you know about you know pretty disgust. He said that in worst way. It was the R word. I mean, Alex, you insane. Really, Alex?
But I did get my kitchen clean last night. I got other stuff done. So, let's see. I I I'm gonna find something to share with you. Let me see. What was I looking at? We get this book. You guys want to This is called, you know, Confessions of
an Illuminati. It's by this guy named uh Leo Zankami. Okay, this is about bunch of different stuff. Okay, let me see. Try to hear about some initiation stuff
and some cool cool esoteric stuff. Okay. So,
okay. Okay. This is the the theme of the descent into the underworld or more exactly the katab basis kabasis is certainly not new. There are many examples in various cultures since ancient times. It's sufficient to recall Hercules Pix Orpheus for the Greeks the Babylonian
inana the hero Hitite Kessie Zolto in Mexico the aes of the Latins or Dante in Italian literature. Jesus himself would die and then rise again. And so it's clear how the ability to go go down to the underworld before returning to the living is an expression of an ancestral need of human beings. Of course they
various myths and stories likely to give rise to different interpretations but at the same time they're always related to an ego soul transformation cathartic process or the idea of eternal life with the consequent defeat of death. says, "But as the same Galassi uh Galassie writes on his excellent essay of the subject, the concept of death
could take on various meanings. The end of it all as the last act of existence without any possibility of extension, a simple transmutation through the migration of the soul until the rebirth to a new life, a spiritual life that lasts for eternity. I open the last volume of my trilogy with Plato's allegory of the cave and his two interloculars, Socrates and Glacon. I
would like to present you the correct interpretation of the most beautiful and famous metaphor in western philosophy thanks to my father Dr. Ilio Zagami. Ilio wrote about it in his unpublished essay entitled the experience where he states Socrates after comparing our nature in regards to education or lack of education described the following picture of mankind in book seven of the republic where we find the famous
description of Plato's experience perhaps among the most beautiful pages ever written undoubtedly among most cited although not equally understood it is a catabases and later a mental rise with specific reference to various degrees of initiation on the myth of Plato's cave contained in the work the republic. I will attempt with my father's help a caut cautious
analysis and description in connection with the initiation rights of the time which have always been the basis of the western initiatic tradition and in this way I hope to help you my reader understand the importance in the eyes of an illuminated master. My father used to tell me that Plato was blamed by the Sicilian Pythagoreans for having created an important allegory and put it into
writing. They were a sort of forerunner of to the mafia of today where they obviously wish to control such secret knowledge and monopolize it in order to facilitate their personal goals. They did not agree with Plato showing such truths outside certain initiatic circles in the hands of the elite, blaming him for revealing to the masses the secrets related to the control of the matrix. A
bit like Jesus did. Elio writes, "Recall how Socrates's teacher was punished and accused by his opponents of having aroused the youth protest which his disciple Plato still denied. Here we go again. We always want to save prisoners of the system." The truth scared uh the mafia back then as it does today.
And Socrates was condemned to die by taking hemlock. Do not forget this becoming a guided analying. My father Ilio Zigami also wrote it is it is sent into hell which is already made by Ulisses anus Jesus and Dante made to meet with a thousand possible faces of ourselves. It is the heart of the platonic esoteric transmission the place
of ideas the mental point of constant reference of our civilization. It is time then to reinterpret the myth or allegory of the cave in a modern way for it to be made accessible for all with an underground dwelling in the shape of a cave. thinking um to see men who have been trapped in there since they were children with chained legs and necks. So as they have been uh so as to have them
standing only able to see forward unable because of the chain to turn around their neck unable to see other levels of existence beyond their own. The man enslaved only looking ahead but in front of him there is nothing only shadows. There will never be a sun shining in the depths of the cave. We have become specialists of the dark and now we want to go to other planets, systems,
galaxies like we are able to move but we cannot truly move ourselves mentally from our present position. We want to travel to the universe um uh confusing such uh we travel the universe to defeat nature confusing such things with reality. We are all wannabe. Icorus. High and far behind us shines the light
of a fire. And between the fire and the prisoner rises the road. Along this road, you think you see a low wall built like a screen that the puppeteers put in front of people to show them the puppets. And who are the puppets? Masters of this reality. Hey Christine, thank you for being back. I know. I can't believe crazy Alex. I mean,
But it says, "If we look to the platonic metaphor, we must not overlook anything." Dr. Ilio Zugami urges us and he continues his analysis by writing man enslaved tied prisoner in the bottom of the cave is actually us or at least most of us. So the question arises, who are the puppeteers? Glan replies to the
allegory of the cave. I see at that time this meant here and see. Imagine seeing men carrying all along the low wall objects, all sorts protruding from the edge, statues, and other figures of stone and wood crafted in all sorts of ways. And as is natural that some carriers talk and others are silent in the process. So Plato described to us in
his allegory of the cave the power and men of power who continually stun us with their ideology. Some of these men speak during their work while others are silent. My father wrote that the silent ones are the ones who rule the system. They are the ones who lead or command humanity linked to the bottom of the cave which provides to us a glimpse or
projection of false things built for us. Proposing this as the only possible reality. Even the sun or the fire in their eyes is constructed for them. Perhaps cousins of Prometheus, they think they are so close to God as to believe they know that God does not exist. The world maneuvered out of their hands gives them vertigo and therefore they believe from the glorious heights
to be the gods of the world. But this is not the case. They are only a visible manifestation of the infinite loop chain of this prison planet. Some people talk and write and bombard us in so many ways in their own words polit political religious prophets psychologist critics. Others prefer to manage the power in silence never saying anything. Those are
the businessmen uh esotericists, masons, cortisans, friends and friends of these. An excellent description of the allegory of the cave made by my father Ilio in his unpublished essay written in the mid70s. Just as good if not superior to what we find in more recent times. In the movie The Matrix, a 1999 American Australian science fiction action film
written and directed by the Wakowski brothers, a film that, as some of you know, is I consider great importance to the initiatic process of the masses at this crucial time for humanity. The film in question revolves around the opposition between real and fictional worlds, between truth and falsehood, between truth and appearance, a certain duality of all Western philosophy. The
truth is not as it appears, a nice game of empty fantasmagoria to deceive us and keep us subjugated in chains. This is what the dark side wants. The film in question may partly be relied on as a representation of Plato's thought. The Matrix seems to rewrite the myth of Plato's cave with a new interpretation with some course technological upgrade
which is compelling when you refer to the sleeping masses of today lost in the virtual world of the internet. If a slave could escape, says Plato, initially he'd be blinded by the sunlight. But then he would be able to see the truth clearly where the shadows which the shadows concealed and he would finally understand the prison planet that surrounds him. If he wanted to go back into the cave to reveal such truths
to the other slaves, he would not be believed and indeed he might even be killed. Okay, there we go. Well, that's just just about the Matrix, right? But it it's based on this allegory of the cave and they told the story there. I hope you heard he heard it. But it's a really interesting story about where these men are just chained to this cave. See only these dark shadows. What does
this kind of remind us of? It's like sometimes when we're just watching TV shows or you know you know the TV and you know the TV has a lot of you know the you know YouTube's on a TV has a lot of good stuff especially now with YouTube people making their own content.
It's less control in the hands of the mainstream media but um still is you know form media and we are sometimes changed to this and where we see shadows on the screen and we see acting and we we see oh this is what the world is like but we go outside walking
around the sun right people always like go in the sunlight take a deep pressure breath fresh air Okay,
it says some may not want to dissolve the chains of human existence uh that lead to truth. They are the poor prisoners of Plato's ideal cave with the realization that this is a prison planet and knowing that one could be opposed and persecuted by the controllers of the famous matrix for one's choice or even killed or unaligned by the slave gods.
This term was defined by the discarnate entity named Iwas that dictated the book of the law to English magician Alistister Crowley and his wife Rose Edith Crowley in Cairo in 1904. If the elite could have it their way, they would try to stop any future mutiny of cavemen, as it did with me over and over again in the past, hoping I would eventually give up. The truth is so
scary that most ordinary people prefer to refuse it. And not all men have the courage to face the risk involved in fighting such a battle that involves a radical choice in one's life and in the life of one's family. This is what happened to me when I suffered the betrayal of people close to me after my dramatic choice over a decade ago. I find myself in isolation in a prison in
Norway. In the end, there will always be an infamous character like Cipher, the traitor, the Judas of the Matrix movie, the companion of Neoamorphus, who reveals secret plans to artificial intelligences. The gist of the speech made by Cipher, is that humanity is lazy, fearful, tied to its false security, and they feel it's better to
remain ignorant than to know the truth that can radically disrupt their lives. Okay.
There's a hidden manipulation. Um, it says uh characters who are persecuted, ridiculed, insulted, and eventually brutally unalived by the smart pseudo Illuminati elites simply for revealing the truth about the system that governs our physical and spiritual world. Remember, it is not the crowd that decided the death of Jesus, but it was
the notorious demagogues uh who were obviously instructed by someone behind the scenes. They are hidden manipulators from the dark side of the Illuminati, the slaves of the occult elite that still dominate the world. Just like Jesus at the time, those who managed to brainwash and control the sheeple with their lies. Away with this man, release unto us
barbarous. Crucify him. Crucify him. Luke 23:18. To Socrates, in turn, the inventor of logic was condemned by a totally illogical verdict issued by men who acted in the name of a supposed justice that keeps defending the system and controllers regardless of the outcome. At the point that judges vote a second time, they had to choose between
the sentence preserve proposed by Meatto and the fine P proposed by Socrates. Socrates was sentenced to death with with 80 votes more than those who had pleaded guilty. And so he had been found guilty by 280 to 220, but was sentenced to death with 360 votes against 140. In all this, it was hard to see the good in man. You see, the idea of good in the
physical world is in fact extremely rare. For this reason, the experience of enlightenment depends on several impalpable factors. And hopefully at some point in our lives, we understand the true master we've been searching for resides within us. Once activated, you will quickly develop the feeling that for the reality that surrounds you is
invisible to the reality of most people, most people, majority of most people. Okay.
Was that interesting? I hope it's not boring. You know, it's just not no one's talking. Some of these are I I want to make it, you know, I don't tell too many of the secrets because I think people, first of all, people were just told secrets. They don't appreciate them. They, you know,
they probably will doubt them or just like trash. You don't throw pearls, just swine, you know. But I think in this case it's like uh you know some secrecy is good and like some people it's like I think if you want to discover them you can I mean
they're out there but I don't want to you know I do I don't want to just like you know tell everybody and then everybody's like oh okay doesn't care I hopefully I can learn how to teach them in a more profound way and then that helps you teach learn
learn them yourself. So, how are we guys doing today?
Yeah. Unfortunately, Alex ruins another stream. Another stream. Probably probably the third one tonight or something. Lucky is Alex.
Where did my viewers go? I don't know, Joe, but I I Joe, do you remember this show? I I think you saw it. I don't You probably seen it. Joe, I I I have a few questions to ask you. Who is this? Hold on.
Joe, what is this? Joe, are you here? Oh that's not
uh history. Okay. Uh oh, here. Oh, it's not this one. Joe, what is this? Joe, are you looking at the screen? Joe, are you looking at the screen? Here we go.
It's okay. Anyway, you like that, Joe? Oh, you're a different show. Oh, okay. It's over for me. Oh, wow. Oh, no. Because Bisquick said, "Oh, no." Bisquick, why don't why don't I turn you
some pancakes? Okay, I'm doing some pancakes and cover you in syrup, butter, eat you Bisquick. I love Bisqu I actually make a good coffee of Bisquick, guys. The real Joe won't even come here. He was here last night trying begging to come on the show half the time. Please, I don't know
what you're talking about. This was such a hater. That was some good AI on that. That was I think J Joe might have seen it. Like I'm a different show. I don't know. I always remember seeing you in the I don't know.
Look at I'm your number one. Oh no. Guys, can you can you guys um please uh start chatting? So Bisquick is kicked off the number one spot. I I don't know. I want Bisquick to win. Suck. But why why are people quiet though? Like like no one's talking. There's like 20 people in here. I've been chats with
like four people and then everyone's talking. I have like four times that and no one's talking like or a couple people are but I don't know. Are you What are you What are you here to see? You come see this? I mean I have the speedos right here. I mean I'll put them on later, guys. It's Today is early. The Fourth of July celebration's just getting started.
My god, guys. Please could someone kick me up Bisquick off the number one spot? Why is Bisquick such a hater? I don't know. Who are you? Do I know you? I feel I have to know you for you to hate me so much. I don't know. Like it's But I do have some random people that don't know me that hate me. But for you to like, you know,
come at like 7 a.m. Los Angeles time to my chat to like rub in my face again. Oh, I just started again. Yeah, 24 minutes. So, they're start. Yeah, it's kind of low right now, but you know, be I'm supposed to say her name. Um Kate is on and stuff. So, you know, and I know they're not very they don't say very nice things about me. Their audiences probably don't like me very much. Their
audiences like a lot of the times would troll me. Some people liked me, some people didn't. My We have kind of a different I don't know. I think my chat just got infiltrated by trolls so many times. I kind of like some trolls. that I like I I love people. I like talking to people. Those are they do participate. They sometimes when there's nobody here, they're the ones that are coming up on
panel. They're the ones that are in the chat. And the locals aren't happy with your behavior. The locals. Well, whatever. It's like, you know, what do you mean the locals? Like people in my area or the people that are like on local on YouTube? What do you mean the locals? You mean the panel? They're not happy with my behavior. All
the dining and dashing. I think I maybe I I think I've gone like maybe four times on my stream to go pick up some fish tacos for $6 for three or something like that. You don't pay. Oh, please. I do. So, I don't I do guess quick. Do you think would I be banned from the pier if I dash? You have to pay
first of all before you order and then they ser they they serve you the food. It's like not a restaurant. It's like more of a you order at the counter and then you they give it to so you can eat it there or take it home. So I do pay for all my fish. I don't ever dine in Dash, guys. I'm a very honest person. I don't steal.
I I am honest with people. I have uh You haven't seen me out on the pier. I know. I haven't I can't go for a few days. I'm not in hiding. I just I'm out of data on my phone. Not in hiding. What do I mean hiding? I'm like, I'm right here on camera for hours and hours a day. This is hiding. Everyone can see
everything I'm doing for 24 or, you know, 18 hours or however many hours of the ice stream. But look, I'm here talking with you. Bis making the chat pop right now. Are you a fan or or not? Like, wait, why are you here? Do I know you? Who are you? Who is this? Is that Alex?
Who is it? Not hiding. Oh, you're so silly. Joe, Christine. Oh, where did everyone go? Oh, yeah. Oh, I love you, Christine. Hey, Christine. You're a neighbor. Oh my god. It's my my neighbor. Guys, my neighbors are under account. You're a neighbor. The locals aren't happy. Whoa.
What? What? I don't even know what you're talking about. But Bisquick, I'm gonna beat you with a um you know, because you're you're a Yeah, I doubt it's neighbor. My neighbor does come in like my neighbor does come in the show. I'm going to beat you with a with a whisk, you know, because you're
you're a you're bisquick. Yeah, my neighbor they are they and they they have come to the chat and they've been they're sweet people in there. It's like hi I pull cards for them sometimes and they they love cats. They have a beautiful um golden retriever named name than Gus. Uh oh. Who is this big this? Oh, he must be I saw people someone was
talking saying that they're like talking like that in in a Sam man's chat. I forgot who it was and you were like oh it's a fake Jimnick. Are you the fake gymnick? I recognize your like your insults. I'm pretty good at sniffing. I think I'm
better at Alex than uh or Yeah. than than trolls and Alex. I think I'm better at smelling out trolls than Alex's and like who's who and stuff. He is like he believe he I don't know if he like he really hears himself like he was literally saying Crucible Ghost was the same person as
some other guy in the chat but they were talking at the exact same time. I'm trying to be careful. Yeah, I know he does. And then it's like we were just talking about you know people are getting their channels deleted over some stupid like little little thing and the guy the guy thinking Alex maybe has something to do with it. We're like, you know, even we're like, yeah, you know, we don't think he would do that. But, you know, we give them the benefit of the doubt. We don't know. Form bombs are
very anonymous. You know, they they don't have to show their face or give their real name. We know people have multiple accounts. He does. He keeps doing me wrong. It's like, why do I keep going back to him? Why do I keep going back to him, mama? I don't know.
It's hard to be so forgiving. I would love to be able to say, "Oh, that person." I would love to. I would say, "Oh, him." And it's like, "Never talk to him again." I need to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. Who nukes my channel? Alex did. What do you mean like nukes? Like there's like not many people here or it's like nukes like why did I restart my stream? Like it was Alex. But um
there's also, you know, Kate and Bea are on right now too. But you know what? It's like if because we're all going to have people that um that love us, you know, and so the people that are here, I know you love me because, you know, you're hanging out with me now, right? And so I appreciate you. And so it's also great now even though it's a smaller number of people, it's like I
know you guys want to are here to watch me and you like are well I used to give chances over and over. No, more and more. Yeah. Channel my channel's still popping. I mean, it's 7:00 a.m. It's like there's other people in the kind of the communities I stream in um you know, streaming right now. Plus, I've been on for like, you know, several hours today. We I don't Yeah, that's the thing. I'm just trying to protect the
channel, you know, and that's like they know people know how protective I am. That's what they kind of troll on. They're kind of like always trying to get me to like second guess myself or do stuff. I just have to just go with my gut on it. Like, it's worked so far. I I mean I don't have any any thoughts any
um nothing's wrong. Nothing's on my channel. No strikes or anything. I'm making excuses for what I mean it's oh why my channel's not big. Maybe people don't don't like me. I don't know be cuz like like I said be like like you know trashing my name all
the time saying I'm this terrible person that oh she'll reveal the real me and so stuff like that and then if I say oh for Alex yeah oh yeah well for Alex sometimes we make excuses for people like I like him it's like it's getting kind of too but once he starts messing with the show and because I would like I
wouldn't think he would do that but he's he's done it probably and it's Sometimes it's hard to prove. I just don't know. And I don't know. Maybe I'll get I'll put him on a little punishment and then
maybe he'll improve his behavior. What's there like about him? Well, he's I mean, I think he's a character. I think he's I think he's a character. He's he's funny sometimes. I get a kick out of him. And the guy tonight that was on, I forgot that he's the guy that's a boxer. What's his name? His name was forgot his Sean or something. Sean uh was like laughing. So he everything Alice said he was like
laughing and then Alex turned on him, you know. It's like Alex this is what we have one fan probably on on YouTube and you're yell this at him. I mean Yeah. Yeah. There's one person like Sean is like laugh actually laughing at his jokes, you know. ah he can't like hysterically he couldn't he couldn't even you know catch his breath and then
then then Alex starts yelling at him over some stupid like thing he said he had a better car I don't I don't know where the hot girls go you know Paige has now started her own channel Christine's here's I think doing a panel right now um you know hot girls have their own stuff to do you know I appreciate when anybody's here
and I and I I really u hope that, you know, they've introduced me to people. I hope to have introduced them to people. Um, Sean has an old soul. Okay. Yeah, he seems like a genuine kind person, but it was I I like people that can laugh, but it's like, you know, he was laugh. He was kind of like like everything that I said, he was like, "Oh." And he was like when I was off stage, I'm listening to
back listening and he's like he didn't say, "Oh, come I want to talk to Psychi." He would say, "Oh, where's um you know, where's I need I need Easy or Alex back." He didn't want to talk to like he just wants to hang out with them here and it's like kind of insulting. That's I like to at least if I'm the host, you know, talk to the host like you want to I know it's like and I I
know I was not even on stage, but I like being maybe called back and I like when people say we're psyche, but it's okay if they I whoever you like on the show you like, you know, you probably meet people here you like more than me and they'll start a show and you know and I'll be like oh I'll be
like I'll be like hey what's up and you'll be like over there panel I see it happen so many times, but it's okay. It's okay. I I understand how YouTube works. So,
okay. So, let me try to read. Oh, yeah. So, I was reading this uh this really cool book. You guys want to hear these myths? These are like myths from around the world, but they're told in like a really fun way. If I can find it for my leg. Where is the It's called Zeus. Hold on. It's called Zeus.
It's called Zeus grants stupid wishes. Okay, so I I I'll skip this story because I I got Okay, so it says Heesus gets around a lot. Oh, thank you panel verse. I appreciate that. So this is about Heesus. Thesis is of course like he's like the the god of metallurgy. He would forge weapons, but
he got he got kicked out of Olympus cuz I think um Hera thought he was like ugly or something. But it says Heesus gets around a lot. So one of the most inex inexplicable things about the Greek pantheon is that Aphrodite is married to Heesus. Aphrodite is like the high school cheerleader of the Greek pantheon. And atheists is a guy with the leg
who's always making historically accurate World War II models. He doesn't actually make World War II models because World War II hadn't been invented yet, but he does have a leg. I'm not making that part up. He got it because when Zeus and Hera first had him, he was so ugly that they actually threw him off of Mount Olympus and he fell for seven days and they only ever let him back up to Olympus once he
showed them that he could make some really nice jewelry. So it says Zeus and Hera, ultimate parenting. Look, the point is that if Aphrodite is the goddess of boning everyone all the time, and Ephesus is the god of sitting in the forge all day making armor and swords for all the muscly dudes who go out and murder other muscly dudes and then bone everyone all the time. So why the
is Aesus married to Aphrodite? And how did he score such a sweet tale? Well, first of all, Hera felt bad about chucking him off a cliff. And her idea of an apology was to give him Aphrodite, ultimate parenting. And second of all, Aphrodite is the goddess of boning everyone all the time. So it's not like
she's going to actually be faithful or anything. And in fact, she's sort of making a habit of boning Aries, the god of war, who is like the quarterback to her cheerleader. He is actually doing this in Hephesus's bed and he is out working at the forge probably making armor for Aries even. But Hephesus gets wise to the tricky scheme, the crafty street scheme because
mainly because the son is such a gothy and he decides to show his cheating horrible wife what's what with science. So he melts down the armor he was making for Aries. And he uses all the metal to make some chains. And then he uses his mad skills to turn these chains into a giant indestructible net that is invisible somehow. And then he hangs the net over his bed like a
canopy. So the next time Aphrodite and Aries hop into the little bit of wango bangois leaps in the room all like surprise Except he can't leap because he has a leg. But anyway, he drops the net on them and then traps him on the bed. But the joke's on him because they have no intention on leaving the bed. They're both like,
"Well, poor cop. might as well continue our burner fiesta in plain view. But the joke's on them because the Fesus invited all the other gods to come hang out in his bedroom today. So they all start rolling in. And Dianisis is laughing his ass off because he can totally see nipple. And Poseidon pokes Zeus and says, "Would you tap that?" And Zeus
says, "Probably I already have. I'm not making that up. The is in the Odyssey." But really, the joke is still on Hesus because his wife is boning another man right in front of him. And even the best blacksmith cannot repair a broken relationship. Wow.
How'd you like that one? Okay, these are kind of short and sweet. We're now we're in the Nordicness. You guys want to hear about some Nordicness? Let me see. Um I think uh this one's door gets hammered. No, it's not. Let's read another one. Okay. Uh this looks a little too
controversial. Hey Vicki, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July everybody. Okay, this one says sex for gold. It says before we go any further, so this is Norse mythology, right? This is the Nordic, right? So before I go any further, I need to tell you a little bit about the kind of person Freya is because it's difficult to find a myth about Freya in which her main role isn't
just as something people give each other. That is because Norse appear to treat women as a currency. But don't worry guys, I found one kind of. So Freya wakes up one morning and she's like, I had just had a wedge dream about some gold and now I want some. But where shall I get some? Oh wait, I live in this world that has dwarves. What a stupid question. So, she walks over to the dwarf house. While she's walking,
Loki sees her and is like, "Oh man, that chick looks like she's about to get some treasure. I want to ruin that accomplishment for her because I am Loki and that's what I do." So, Loki follows Freya all the way to her house on these four of these four dwarves and uh they're sitting on their pedestal. It's the most astonishing display of gold duggery ever. Gold duggery is kind of like skull juggery except doing crimes
you do gold. It is a necklace of such indescribable value that all Norse scribes purposefully lost most of the tests of the myth and no one actually looks knows what it looks like or even if it is a necklace really. We're kind of just guessing here more or less based on the fact that a necklace is only from form of gold big enough to fit four
dwarf dicks simultaneously. And so these four skezy dwarf pop out and Freya is like ew gross. I mean hey guys how's it going? think I could have with this necklace or whatever it is. And they're like, "I'll pay you gold for it." And the dwarves are like, "Uh, we don't need any more gold." Well, record scratch. Did you just hear what I heard? Dwarves do not need more gold. These are clearly
not four dwarves, but rather eight babies in four dwarf suits. But just to make the next part weirder, because Freya is like, "Well, gold pretty much is all I have. Credit cards haven't been invented yet, nor has investment banking." The dwarfs are like, "Well, you have a vagina, right? How's about we all use that for like 24 hours a piece and Freya's like okay. So the dwarves so
each of the dwarves does the teeny weeny with Freya for a solid day and night cycle and they are very civil about it and no one minds getting sloppy seconds and at the end of the four days the dwarves are like well we're about as sexually satisfied as we're ever going to be in our sad sad lives. Here's the necklace. And Freya is like sweet that was almost worth debasing myself in this manner.
Meanwhile, Loki, who remember followed Freya here, is like, "Damn, I wish I had filmed that. I bet there's a whole internet fetish about this kind of I guess I'll have to settle for ruining her accomplishment just like I planned." So Freya goes home to enjoy her necklace and take a long shower. And Loki hauls ass over to Odin's place and he's like, "Oh, Odin, guess what? I know I'm the
god of lying all the time. Um, but you got to trust me when I say Freya just four dwarves and it for a necklace." And Odin's like, "Yeah, that sounds like Freya." I mean, what? I wanted to Freya. We all wanted to Freya. That's the whole reason we keep her around. And all we had to do these years was offer her jewelry. Unacceptable. Go steal her necklace. And Loki's like, "Did somebody say
stealing?" And Odin's like, "Yes, Loki." And it was me that said that. But Loki doesn't hear him because he was already at Freya's place stealing. So he gets to Freya's place and the door is locked and he turns into a fly and goes into a crack in the roof. But then Frey is sleeping on her back with a clasp of her necklace, completely unaccessible as Loki turns into a flea and mauls her
cheeks until she flips over. And then Loki turns into Loki and steals her necklace. So Freya wakes up and notices her necklace is gone. Notices her doors open. It's like, "Damn it, Loki." But wait, Loki would be too much of a to do this on his own. Damn it, Odin. But how would Odin know about my necklace? Damn it, Loki. But Loki is probably nine countries away at this
point. I'm gonna yell at Odin. So, she shows up at Odin's place, all angry and And Odin's like, "Well, well, well, if it isn't City. Hey, I have some brass plates and a shiny rock. Want to give me a rim job or something? They're all yours." And Freya said, "You're very funny, asshole." And Odin's like, "I bet you won't think my is very funny when you're giving me a rim job, but seriously, it's because of
like this that we're going to keep trying to sell you to giants, so I'm going to punish you." And Freya is like, "Ah, frig. What's it going to be? And Odin's like, "Well, I'll let you have the necklace back, but only if you make all the races of men and Mgard fight wars forever." Oh, wait. That's not really a punit. Oh, and Freyy's like, "Yes, done. Thank you." And now there's war forever. But at least Freya looks
pretty. So, the moral of the story is that apparently women are currency, but the exchange rate of women to gold isn't actually that great. Okay, that is pretty good one. lowkey be low-key stunting on him like no peace Odin son bish you don't know me. Okay. Okay. Well, maybe that's the only one
I'll read out of the Nordic. Let's see what else we have. Oh, hold on. This one says, "The end of the Norse world we know it. Do we want to hear about the the winter and the ceaseless war?" No, that's too boring. Okay, let's go to Egyptian. You might not guess from their tame 2D cave paintings, but the ancient Egyptians like to tell some seriously messed up myths. They've got all the
essentials, booze, blood, and jerk in it. If you thought that the essentials were food, water, and shelter, then my friend, you have been reading the wrong myths. And if any mortals actually managed to survive the constant barrage of nonsense from above, Egyptian lore says you had to get your soul weight against a feather by a penniles demon with a dog forehead. And if your
soul is heavier than the feather, you go to hell. So I hope you hear me in hell, every dude who ever lived in ancient Egypt because I'm about to seriously bastardize your cannon up right here. Okay, so it says RAW has sex with himself. Jerkin is America's favorite pastime of the worlds. Okay, Raw has sex with himself. Jerk. Jerk. We start with the jerkinet. Raw has sex with himself.
So, there's a dude named Ra. The dude does not exist, at least not in the beginning of the story. All that is all there is is a totally boring infinite water called new. But then Ra, who remember didn't uh didn't exist, is like this sucks. How do I create myself using pure willpower? So now Raw is standing around except actually he's not standing. He hasn't invented standing
yet. So anywhere there's no place to stand. So Raw is like, "Okay, time for some terrain features. Let's start with the ones that look most like tits." So he makes a hill and he stands on it. But later he someone builds a temple, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. So Ra gets pretty bored seeing as there is all there is in the entire goddamn universe is a hill and some water. So he bangs he
hangs out in the hill for a bit waiting for awesome dudes to wield themselves into being, but they didn't. And he's like, "Man, you guys are so lazy. Fine, I'll make my own friends." But there's a problem because although Ra can make Hills and also himself, he apparently can't make people. Sexual reproduction is ruining everything as usual. But Ra
doesn't even give a Uh he goes ahead and he his own shadow until he gets pregnant. Then he gives birth to kids out of his mouth in the two least classy ways possible. Yes, guys. If Egypt is to be believed, you're either descended from spit or puke, depending on whether you're a boy or a girl.
Anyway, see, Ra has two kids. The Flem kid is this dude called Shu, and the god of air and stuff. Meanwhile, the vomit uh kid is a chick named Teoot and the goddess of moisture. Uh not water, mind you, about moisture, which makes me sense with the whole vomit thing, I guess. Uh which makes sense with the whole vomit thing.
Anyway, Shu and Hefn get together and they're by their powers combined um man combined managed to be exponentially more bored than even their omnipotent father could have imagined. So, they're sitting around, they're like, "Hey, want to hit each other with bricks? Oh, wait. Bricks don't exist, just like absolutely everything else other than hills. it. Let's make up some codes of laws and then get lost." So, they make up some
laws and then they get lost in the middle of an endless ocean fiasco, which is kind of like SeaWorld. If SeaWorld was was everything everywhere and there was no Shamu and there was no amusement park or hot dogs or whatever. It was just actually the water part of SeaWorld and there's only three people there and two of them are lost and they're made from spit and vomit. Actually, the last part sounds a little lot like SeaWorld.
So Raw's like, "Guys, I my own shadow so I won't be lonely. Come back." And then he takes out his one eye. By the way, he only has one eye. And he's like, "Hey, go find my kids." And so it does. And it brings them back to Raw. and he starts crying either because he's so happy to have his kids back or because now he has to raise kids. But uh the myth is not clear whether he puts
his eye back in before his death he does this or whether it's just a weird floating sadness orb. But that's not important at all. What's important is that those tears hit the hill raw made and they turn into people and then Shu and Teethnut start boning like siblings do. They pop out this kid GB the earth and n the sky. These are extremely large
babies. no lie. Then later, GB and N give birth to all the trendy gods like Isis and Osiris and whatever and things proceeded pretty much as would be expected with a lot of murder and sex and stuff. So, basically what it all comes down to is that we are made of tears from the disembodied eyeball of a guy who his own shadow and surrounds himself with spit and puke.
I'm going to cry now. I hope it doesn't turn into babies. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Was that a good one? I'm down to hang out for a little bit or if you're having fun. So it says raw and stemmet or how beer saved the universe. So So Raw creates the world. Sure, great. But you just because you create the world doesn't mean you get to be
king of it forever. I mean you get to be king of it for a while. Like for example, when Ra does, as soon as he's done creating everything, he turns into a dude and becomes king of Egypt. But the problem with dudes is that they get old. And the problems with old dudes is they're constantly getting guff from all directions. And the problem with being a god is that you're con constitutionally
incapable of taking any guff whatsoever. Uh so naturally when everybody starts laughing at Raw's old hair and sility he gets real pissed. And when you're a god and you get real pissed there's only one solution my friends genocide. So basically what Rod does is he turns around and he gives Egypt the deadliest stink eye. This eye is so stinky it
produces an entire new brand of goddess. The goddess is named Seekment. She's basically like a lioness with chainsaws for legs. Seekment, the original Thundercap. Seekment's job is simple. Kill everyone. So, this is what she does. She just tears all around everywhere, mauling that ever loving crap out of people until the ground is like permanent red,
which is a just this concerningly tacky. Eventually, Ra wakes up from his old man's sleep and he's like, "Whoa, where did all the people go? Damn, I kind of feel bad now." Gods are always doing things like this if you haven't noticed. But the problem is that by now segment is an unstoppable murder engine. But the good thing good news and there's one if there's there's one thing with the power
to stop an unstoppable murder engine. And the thing is booze. So what Rod does is he gathers up all this really good beer and all this really good red food coloring and mixes it together and he dumps it all over the fields that Segmet has scheduled for murdering the next day. And when she shows up, she just sees a big lake of what she can only assume is blood. Uh,
blood that smells like booze and like the blood of really drunk people. And she's like, "All right, looks like murdering is done early today. Time for my second favorite pastime, devouring the blood of the innocent." So, Segment just dives right in and starts slurping the booze blood, which is such good that everybody calls it the sleep maker. And because of that, she ends up passing
out pretty quickly. She wakes up all hung over and Ra's like, "Haha, from now on you will be known as Hatheror and the only thing you will kill is people with kindness." And basically whatever Ross says this immediately happens and so that's what Segment becomes from then on. So obviously the moral of the story is that the best way to deal with a
raging rampaging psychopath is to get them really really drunk. You're shook. Okay. I'll do let me see another one. I'll do one more. I'll do one more that we can chat for a little bit and probably get a coffee and bagel. So it says so Isis has bad taste in jewelry.
It says so time passes and now Osiris is the king of the gods. He thinks he's hot with his godly appendages up whole vast swaths of blouse. But meanwhile there's this dick set. That's his name. Set. I don't know. I'm not talking about some kind of dick set such as you might purchase for an adult tea party. I'm
talking about the Egyptian god of the desert and also storms, darkness, and chaos. Basically, if you're not having a good time, Set is right there flipping you off with both hands while jacking off with his third hand or maybe with a hand he stole from a baby. What I mean is Set is the dick. The reason I mention Set is that he gets all buttth hurt over not being the king of the gods. So he has a great
plan which is he makes this coffin out of wood which is like tailor made for Osiris basically and then he calls up all the gods like hey you guys you should come over. I'm going to have a weird coffin party and the gods are all like oh weird coffin party we'll be right over. And so they all get there and said is like oh I made this coffin. Whoever fits perfectly
inside gets candy. It's called Zeus makes um it's called Zeus grants stupid wishes and it's a nononsense guide to mythology. It's really good. Egyptian god. It has Egyptian, it has um Nordic, it has Egyptian, Nordic, Greek and a few other cultures. I think I
think like the South American too. So they all get there and said is okay. So of course all the gods think this sounds like an awesome idea. So they turn take turns trying to get into the coffin and they all fail. But then it's Osiris's turn and Osiris is like, "I don't know, guys. It seems like a transparent ruse." But then he gets into the coffin anyway, slams shut and locks
and set lines it with lead and throws it in the Nile River. And everyone's like, "Whoa, major coffin party foul." And said is like, "So I get to be king now, right?" And he does. So naturally, Osiris's wife, Isis, decides to find him. So at least she can bury him properly now that he's drowned. And she finds his coffin has floated all the way to Biblo which is actually just Lebanon
in disguise and gotten absorbed by an oak tree which has got cut down and used to build a support pillar in a palace for the king of Biblo. So Isa shows it to Biblo like, "Hey queen, my husband is embedded in your palace. May I please extract him?" And the queen is like, "Oh, sure. Go ahead. It's not like he's a major structural
support or anything, right?" And Isis is like, "Haha, sucker." and she goes and removes the pillar without damaging the palace at all and thus inventing Jenga. Except instead of delicately placing the coffin on top of the palace, Isis takes out Osiris's body and drags it back to Egypt and buries it in the desert so he can finally rest in peace. Apparently forgetting that Set is the god of the
desert. And she goes and removes the pillar without Oh, okay. So Set very quickly sniffs Osiris's grave out and is like, "hm, I haven't with this guy enough. How about I tear him into 14 pieces and eat his dick? So what he does is he uh so that's what he does. He chucks the other 13 pieces all the everywhere. And then Isis is like,
"What? What is that noise? It better not be my husband being ripped up and thrown everywhere." But it's too late. It has already happened. And Isis finds out and she's like, "Seriously, I just buried this guy. Now I got to find all these body parts and bury him again." Even though Seth will probably just find them and rip them to smaller pieces. Anyway, she manages to find all the pieces, most of which have turned into full moons, by
the way, except for his dick because, like I said, Seth ate it. So, Isis is like, "Man, Masan Osiris's dick was like the most important part of part of his personality." Man, Osiris's dick was like the most important part of his personality. So, what she does is she makes a gold dick, a gold and she hangs it around her neck and bam, Osiris
is alive again with his golden dong. does louning the groundwork for Mike Meyer's cinematic triumph gold member and also getting ISIS pregnant with Horus because I guess that dick necklace was more potent than she bargained for. So ladies, I guess the moral of the story is don't wear a around your neck because unplanned pregnancy is the worst accessory.
Okay. Well, I'll I'll go to one more. I'll go out of Egypt and let's go to like the last Oh, so Mayan. Let's do a Mayan cuz um the Mayans are the most brutal calendar like your royal highness. Yes. So this is one Mayan dude, right? Um he
has like 50 goddamn names like Hurukan or Google Mats or Heart of the Sky. And I'm not even really sure if he is one Mayan dude or like a collection of Mayan dudes because they keep acting like he's in two pe two people but the two people never do anything independently. So they're basically just the same person or some kind of hive mind. Anyway, we're
going to call this thing Ketcottle. Ketule is bored because all that is anywhere is a bunch of water and some sky and it's not even interesting sky because there's no light. So Ketakle is like okay boom there's some light and then he goes boom again there's some land. But this is still pretty lame because what is the point of being able to do this kind of if there's no
one around to get freaked out by how cool it is? Now, this may sound pretty familiar so far, but here's where it gets crazy. Ketakle's master plan for getting worshippers was to invent jaguars. And then he's like, "Whoa, jaguars. Look, I just made you. Pretty neat, huh?" And the jaguars are like, "Ra, we're jaguars. We can't talk or be impressed." So, Ketako is like,
"Ah, you guys. I'm going to make some more awesome creatures. They're going to worship me, and you're going to be their slaves." So he gets some dirt and he makes some dirt people but the dirt people really suck because first of all they're made out of dirt. Second of all they only speak gibberish and third they dissolve in water. So Ketaku figures that even if they could worship him they he would be pretty embarrassed.
So he kills them by dumping water on them and then calls these two other dudes Zumuka and Zapayak who have the names that sound like prescription drugs designed to treat nasal congestion and erectile dysfunction respectively. And he's like, "Hey, is it a good time for me to make people out of wood?" And they're like, "Yeah, go for it." And so
he makes people out of the wood and a whole bunch of wooden robots. Basically, they can now speak and walk around, but they don't dissolve in water, but they're tremendous One might even say they have a stick up their asses. Get it? Get it? Oh, screw you guys. Anyway, they totally forgot to worship Keticado, even a little bit. And he's getting pretty pissed at this point
because he takes he has seriously made everything that exists and no one is giving him any credit. So he kind of freaks out a little and causes fire to rain from the sky and burns everything to cinders and it makes all the wood people's cookware come alive and kill them. And all the animals move into their houses and eat them even though they're made of wood and totally not tasty. And meanwhile, Ketau makes a
bunch of actually delicious people out of tortillas. And those people are supposedly us. And as soon as Ketu gets bored, he's going to make us into burritos. Oh, that's perfect with my uh my fish tacos. So then fetus and jaguars or whatever. But the story is apparently plausible enough to freak out the entire goddamn world all through the way till 2012. But anyway, everyone lives happily
ever after except the wood people who got chased into the wood and turned into monkeys. So the moral of the story is never set fire to a monkey because he is made of wood and you'll start a forest fire. Oh, you guys are talking about Bigfoot and stuff. Interesting. You like it? You like that one? Okay. How about Hunah Hunipu and Zalin
Zalenke? Ultimate ballers. You want to hear about the ultimate ballers? So, there's these two dudes, Hun Hun Hunipu and Vukab Hunipu. They're twins, at least brothers. Anyway, they piss off the gods of the underworld with their constant ball playing. Yes, that is right. They played
sports so hard that it upsets my Satan. You're buying the book now. Awesome. Anyway, the gods summon them down to the underworld, which is called Zabala, because no Mayan story is complete, without about 6,000 proper nouns beginning with X. So, the gods are all like, "Hey guys, we heard you like ball playing. Get it? We heard because you're so loud." And the twins are like, "What?
What of it?" And the gods are like, "Well, if you like ball games so much, how about you play ball with us for your lives?" And the twins are like, "This sounds like the ultimate rush." Now, this was a Greek myth. The twins would probably use some kind of mad skill or trickery to beat the gods. But this is a Mayan myth. The Jews get killed before the game even starts for smoking a cigar the wrong way and then they get
decapitated and buried under the ball court. Except for Hoon's head, which they put on the Calibos tree for some reason. This turns out to be a bad idea because some chick named Zquake walks by and Hoon spits into her hand and he is such a true man that this causes her to get pregnant and she gives birth to twins. Fellas, you think you're hot because your penis is one and a half
inch longer than the national average. Try impregnating a random chick in her hand with your saliva from a tree on which someone has deposited your severed head. Wait, wait. I wonder I want I read it again. It wasn't even his head. It was just his skull. Schools don't even make saliva. So I guess what he had some skin and stuff. He just collected a big
glob of spit and there he held it waiting. I want that on one of those posters that say hang in there.
Hang in there. So yeah, Zak gives birth to twins. Then they're called Huno Pu and Zabulke. And these two guys are alive for like five minutes before they discover their dad's ball playing gear and start playing ball so godamn hard that they piss off the underworld again. And they get summoned down there. And the gods are like, "Hey, you may have noticed that severed head hanging from the tree uh by your house. That was the
last dude who kept us awake with ball playing. That was also your dad, FYI. Why the hell do you guys even like playing ball this much?" Okay, look. Do you want to play ball for your lives? And the twins are like the ultimate rush. So they play ball. And see, if that was a Roman myth or maybe a Norse myth, the guys would have totally like won and avenged their father. But like I said, the Mayans were So the gods win again. They
kill the twins and bury them under the ball court. But there is a twist because it turns out the twins are immortal somehow. And so they dig themselves up and sneak away. And they come up with a crafty plan which is to come directly back to the underworld dressed as traveling performers. And the gods are like sweet because it is boring in
Zimbabwe with the constant noise of ball playing. So Hunipu and Zabal Kh put on a fantastic show full of amazing feats. Maybe they even did an astonishing magic trick where they make their names easier to type. But anyway, for the finale, one of them cuts off the other's head and puts it back on without any problems. And the gods are like, "Awesome. Do me. Do me. me. And the twins are like, "Sure, okay." And they
go and chop up the god's heads without any resistance whatsoever because that's how slick they are. And then they go dig up their dads and resurrect them. And no one can ever forget how lucky they are to be able to use their dicks to get women pregnant. So the moral of the story is to ball so hard want to murder you and bury you under a ball court. Okay. Well, that is that all actually there's if there's one more country,
I'll read the last country, but I don't know if there is. Oh, there is. Okay. Judeo-Christian, Hindu or Japanese. Okay, let's do Hindu. Oh, and they also have African. We'll just do Hindu. Let's do we'll do maybe a couple Hindu. Hindu. Okay,
it says the Hindus like to chop dudes up. So, back in the days before there was stuff and things, there was a dude. just this one dude as far as the I could see spanning the entire breadth of the universe plus like 10 extra feet for good measure. His name was the dude, but not the dude from the big Labowski. This
was a significantly bigger Labowski we're talking about here. This is by Labowski as big as the entirety of creation. He is so big. He exists at all times before and after his birth and like a quarter of his body is made up of all the animals ever and like the other three forces all the gods and he's actually gives birth to a dude named Verge who gives birth to him. What? So
obviously the gods get tired of trying to conceptualize this universe universal dude. They're like screw this let's sacrifice him. So they tie him down and cut him up and just as and just start splinging pieces of his body absolutely everywhere. All these giblets are start turning into things. All the tasty clarified butter that boil off turns into animals. And even though I thought animals were already a quarter
of his body, I guess a quarter of his body was butter. Fatty. Anyway, the gods are pretty much making up ceremonies as they go along. So these kind of get written down and preserved for eternity. Also, I got to hand it to these gods. It takes some serious effort coonus to kill and butcher something of 75% composed of you. But anyway, his mouth become
priests, his arms become nobles, his thighs become the general rabble, his feet become the slaves, his brain turns into the moon, his eyebrows are the sun, and the sky comes out of his ears, and the ground forms under his peasant feet. And like gods start to make a whole assload of fires because you're gonna start to butcher the universe. It might as well be on fire. And so these fires
turn into the ideal social order somehow. No one mentions what happens to the Duke's dong or his chest. Actually, my guess is that some creeper god stole that and built himself a pang galactic real doll. So the moral of the story is next time you're getting sexed up, just remember that both of you and your honey are made out of the same dude. So basically everybody's gay.
Okay. Um,
okay. So, we want to hear about Shiva. Here's a Shiva. Shiva is a cool dude. She says Shiva cannot be stopped. It says, okay, so there's this dude Brahma, right? He's the creator of everything. So, he so one day he takes his mind makes takes his mind and makes a hot chick come out of it. The hot chick is his daughter, but as soon as he pops out his brain baby, Brahma is like, "Oh,
damn. I want to do things that I haven't even been invented yet. Good thing I'm a creator and I can invent those things right away." And then he goes ahead and gives himself three extra heads. So, we can check out his daughter from all angles is causing the world to get divided into four directions because the creator suddenly desires something that is outside of himself. But enough spirituality. Back to the tits and bad
decisions. Okay, so Brahma's daughter gets wind of this exquisite voyerism going down. She gets pretty embarrassed and since he she can't stop being hot, she decides to stop being on earth instead. And she goes up to heaven. So now Brahma's like, "Oh, I want to continue to look at tits, but my head only look down. Looks like I need another head." So this is the thing
about being at the creator. You do not consider options such as, I don't know, moving your neck. No, you grow an extra head looking straight up and then you send it's shooting down toward heaven all like nom nom nom tits time at this point Brahma's daughter is up in heaven like what am I going to do with this encroaching molester's head and this is when Shiva steps to the plate
and it's like that's enough Brahma and he chops up Brahma's head using only his thumbnail but instead of a hearty thank you and maybe some victory punang Shiva gets Brahma's gross skull stuck in his hand and he's like, "Ah, balls. This is my jerk in it hands and he transforms into Brahma or he transforms into Bava aka the ultimate uh
the Shiva of ultimate rage." And he's like, "Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to wreck some and then I'm going to wreck some shit." And Brahma's like, "Oh, no, you're not son. You're going to get banished all the way out out on out of here. That is what you're going to do. And then you're going to roam around the land as a mad beggar until you're arbitrarily forgiven." So this is what Shiva does. And so one day he stumbles upon a group of sages all
sitting around and praying the Jesus out of themselves. And Shiva rolls up like, "Hey, hey, ugabooga, crazy homeless guy here. What's up?" And the sages are like, "What?" And the sage's wives are like, "Oh man, I want to tap that like a keg of boners." And they all go dance a crazy wango bango tango with Shiva. And the sages are like, "What?" So obviously they send a tiger after Shiva. And Shiva
responds by taking off the tiger's skin and wearing it as a skirt. So then they send a poisonous snake after Shiva and Shiva picks up a snake and wears it as a goddamn necklace. And so then they send an evil dwarf after Shiva, rightly assuming there's probably no way for Shiva to wear a dwarf. That's
right, guys. That's how that's how gold in India. They have gold in India, too. But Shiva just sort of kicks the dwarf over, stands on his base and takes his club. Then he turns around like, "Come on, hot follow me to the forest." And so they do. And then Shiva aka Bya, remember, goes to Vishnu's crib like, "Vishnu, let me in." And Vishnu's bouncer is like, "Who are you? You're
not on the list." And Bava is like, "I am the guy who's um sabbing NGU to death with a trident." And then Vishnu jumps out of the black room like, "Oh snap. I will shoot blood out of my face until you go away." and by Rabba fills Rama's sticky skull with Vishnu's blood like thanks sucker I was just dropping by to ask if I could borrow a cup of your
blood and then he dances off in the forest carrying a doorkeeper's body and a skull full of blood he dances all over everywhere until he gets to the holy city of Vonasi at which point he's pardoned for his crimes and gets back to heaven. So, I guess the moral of the story is if you're ever indicted for murder, your best bet is to do more murders. Then fill the skulls of your victims with the blood from your other
victims and maybe stage an impromptu dance party with some women you stole and eventually people will realize you can't be stopped and you can go to heaven. Excuse me while I go convert to Hinduism.
Okay, I'll tell one more story and that's it. One more 30 people. Okay, so this is about Ganesha. You know the Indian uh elephantheaded god Ganesha, he's very beloved in India and all over the world. Now it says Ganesha is the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy. So it says so Shiva is married to Khali, right? Wrong. Well, yes, Shiva is
married to Kie, but it also turns out Shiva is also married to a other chick, Poverty, who is a gentle goddess of life and stuff. But as it turns out, Parvity and Kie are the same person. Whoa. Snap plot twist. Yeah, apparently she can transform between sweet loving life goddess and unspeakable hurricane of
death for any reason at any time. This is what we know as an exciting marriage. Anyway, in this story, poverty is busy being poverty, which is good news for everybody except for Shiva because now all the time Khali would have spent murdering and busting sweet dance moves, poverty spends thinking about having babies and Shiva is not ready to be a father. I mean, he kind of created the
universe, but he does not want to be tied down. Okay, so Poverty gets sick of bugging him to have a baby with her, and she's like, "Wait a second. I'm a goddess. Having babies in unconventional ways is what we do." So she uh goes ahead and makes a baby all by herself. And she names him Ganesha and then goes to the shower and tells Ganesha to guard
the door because apparently her sole motivation besides have behind having kids is to make sure no one sees any naked boobs while she's washing up. It would probably been just simpler to lock the door poverty children or a serious responsibility. And of course, this is the exact moment that Shiva decides to come along and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that neither of these people should have kids because he sees the shower house where
his wife is showering and he's like, "Oh man, what a perfect opportunity for some steamy shower sex." So, he just marches on there. Uh except instead of getting inside, he gets some impudent baby blocking his path. And is like, "Do you know who I am?" And Ganesha is like, "No, dude. I'm a baby." And she's like, "Well, then you can call me the guy who just chopped up your head right now." Zing. And of course, this is the moment
that Parvati chooses to finish her shower and comes sauntering out of the showerhouse and sees her husband standing over her dead baby. And she's like, "Shiva, you bring my baby back to life or else." And Shiva's like, "Or else what?" And Property's name is Pary's like, "Or else I'm going to turn into Collie and you're going to have to chase me down and dance me into submission again." And she was like,
"Hm, good point." Okay. Hold on. There's There's baby Ganesha. Okay. And Shiva sends out some of his dudes to grab the first head they find and they bring it to him. And I guess he is pretty dumb servants because they come back with the head of an elephant. And she was like, "Guys, I feel it would have been just easier to decapitate a baby rather than a
full-grown elephant." And also, you should have figured out from the context clues what I meant, but whatever. I guess I'll make it work. So, he just glues the elephant head onto the dead baby and causes it somehow to come back to life. And that is why Ganesh has an elephant head now. And also why he's a god of wisdom, which is bad news for Shiva because an elephant never forgets.
So the moral of the story is that you shouldn't worry if you accidentally kill your baby just to kill another baby and glue pieces of it to the first baby until it comes back to life. Works every time, or at least this one time.
That was fun. That was funny. But yeah, those kind of I do love that, you know, it's like I haven't seen the myth written up like in such a modern style. Happy 4th of July, Ghost of Mr. P. Hi. How are you doing? Welcome to the show. Nice to see you. Well, happy 4th of July everybody. Whether you're in
America like uh a lot of the chat some people are in England and all around the world, we can all celebrate. The speedos are universally loved, right?
some fireworks. Okay, so that was that book. Yeah, I'll read some more stories some other time, you know, that one. Um, I just I have th like I told you, I have thousands and thousands of books. I just
want to fly. Put your arm around me, baby. Oh, so this one's called gas. Oh, who's this? Oh, oh, look. How was your concert? Oh, it's a big day. Oh, don't do not do it. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. There's no party at house. Guys, do not show up
there. The the police will be there um protecting him. Yeah, they will. They will. Yeah, they will. There's nobody there. Everyone's canceled the plans. It's It's the next uh fire festival. It's It's so It was a big bus. No, no refunds. Okay. Hey, how are you this morning? I I wasn't playing on my head, right? I know. I know. It was a
prank. If someone Hey, no. No. Go to Mr. P. Don't type those words in my chat, please. Okay. Well, well, what up? I just want to say happy 4th of July, man. Oh, thank you so much. Happy 4th of July to you. God bless America.
What are you reaching for there? Okay. Okay. No, no, no. I'm just kidding. Okay, you're fine. Oh, you're fine. Yeah. Do you have any plans for the day? Do you know what? If I get bored enough, I might go hang out with my parents or something. Okay. And you don't have
fireworks or like you know Fourth of July parades you do? I I don't give a about fireworks. There's not there's not a fair or parade you can go to. They we used to go to these fourth of July. We have bike parade and play egg toss and watermelon eat contest stack races. But what do you you don't do that?
Okay. You're just going to sit home. Okay. Well, what are you gonna watch on TV? What do you watch? Uh, like what do you like to watch on TV? I don't Well, Fourth of July, I don't know. Born on the 4th of July. What What's What's Yeah, I was going to say, what's a good movie to watch on Fourth of July?
Born on the 4th of July. Maybe like some kind of patriotic movie or I don't know. I I know you could you could watch a Patriot with Mel Gibson. Okay. Yeah, that's very patriotic. That's one. But you know what's Mel Gibson's an Austral he's Australian. You know he's not
American. I know. I know he's Australian. If you ever heard him talk in his normal voice. Hello. Hello, mate. Good night, mate. Hello. I'm Gibson. How are you doing? You know what's weird? Yeah. is like people from Australia, England, they they can they can sound American where
if we try to sound like them like we sound stupid. Yeah. I mean that's maybe kind of like more to do with like the acting ability of some American actor. You know Nicole Kidman is is a sports Australian. He's Ledger. They play a lot of American roles. Um uh who else? You know there's
there's a bunch. It's about the dialect. It's about the dialect. Yeah. But I think people there's people that can imitate dialects. Like there's I think their foreign actors are probably more snobby about their countries. Like you know like oh America's so easy to imitate. But you got to do a British accent. My mind is bad. I'm sorry. But
I can sound like a southern boy if I want. I I can talk like this, you know. Well, aren't you from the south of how you doing today, sir? It's not very a good southern accent. I heard dialects or dialects. What? It's not a good southern accent. I think you need to work on that. I actually have a very good southern accent. Guys, what do you
think? Can you rate on one to 10 chat? How was the accent? Yeah, I know. That's what I said. That's what I said. Uh Arthur born on the 4th of July. Watch Robocop. Is that a Fourth of July themed movie? Cop. What the Oh my god. Dingle, is that is that a
movie? I'm getting hungry. What time is it? Um, it's 7:53 a.m. in California. I don't know what time it is over there. Where are you located, dude? It's like It's almost 11 a.m. Okay. Almost 11:00 a.m. Well, I'm
thinking about Oh, getting some breakfast. Let me see. If I can get a good deal, some coffee and bagels, maybe. Let me see. The bagel savage. Three offers available. They have garlic bagels. I'm sold. Okay. $5 off 15. That sounds like a great deal. Okay. I I joined because I joined
because they didn't have any guests. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. You know, it's you know, now there's more people in the chat, but yeah, it's nice talking. I know. You know, sometimes people get in the way and then we start to fight and it's like I think we can be great friends. I just don't understand why we have to argue sometimes. I don't argue with anybody. Okay. It's okay. And
guys, you know, can a can a beautiful lady come up to the panel so he doesn't feel uncomfortable? You know, I'm not going to reach over in your square. I promise I will. No, I'm reaching over. Is it this way? I'm not sure. Not reaching over. It's all good. It's It's Fourth of July. This is a holiday. This day we should all celebrate it. Oh, and
if there's one day a year we can all come together, it's Fourth of July. Um yeah. Celebrate our independence. Yes. Yes. So, I'm looking at this. What? Sorry. Oh, so yeah, I do the Fourth of
July. Um, well, I did memorial as a kid. Now, now it's kind of not not an exciting holiday, but I do have the speedos and so that's something. That'll be a new tradition. I'm going to auction off the speedos, you know, tonight. And the starting bit is $20. So, guys, you want
to bid on those? That's weird. Why is it weird? They're just my slightly soiled speedos. No, that's that's weird. That's like sew in your underwear or something. No, they're it's a bathing suit. They're speedos. No, that's still underwear. No, they're they're like a bathing suit material. No, some people know I said it's
underwear. I already I already talked to a potential buyer. I was like I said, it'll probably be slightly soiled and I said, "Oh, I I want it slightly soiled." That's what they said. They want it like that and wearing to wash it before you sell. No, I'm not going to. That's the whole point. It's like it'll have my my scent on. Can I ask you a question?
Yeah. Um, do you smell crystal meth or do you have attention deficit hyperactive disorder? I do have ADHD. I don't I know I don't do drugs, but Well, you seem like you're tweaked out all the time, man. Well, sometimes I've heard that because I do have a tendency to, I guess, rock a little bit, but it's
because of I guess it's a comforting. It's It's okay. I was just asking a question. You don't need That's okay. Can I ask you a question? Are you Are you plastered right now? I'm not I'm not drunk. No. You're not drunk? Why are you stirring slurring your words?
This is how I talk. It is. What are you drinking? A beer? I drink what I want to drink. I know. I'm not saying you can't. I'm saying But I'm saying I asked if you're drunk and you're you're like no. I think it looks like you've been drinking all night and you're highly intoxicated. I would not want you to I'm I'm completely
sober. Oh, completely. Okay. You You wouldn't even want to know how much it takes me to get drunk. Okay. Well, you're not What What's your record for drinking in one night? My record is um a pint of whiskey and 65 beers. Ah,
why did you drink that much? I I woke up the next day and I felt amazing. You felt amazing? We're probably still drunk from the night before, I would guess. But how'd you feel the day after that? Have Have you ever slammed a pint of whiskey and drank 65 beers on
top of that? Never. Not one time. I I I did it live in uh Is is that like something you should be doing like you know showing anybody? I mean it's like it sounds very reckless a little bit. It just means I have a very high tolerance to alcohol. That's it.
Okay. Wasn't it like expensive? I mean it's just like that's like probably $100 worth of Was you Was it a brand name beer or was it like the cheap you know? It was like a cheap beer. Oh, yeah. I I can I can drink probably like 15 of those without getting too drunk. I can drink a whole 12-pack without hardly a buzz from regular beer.
But So, you're saying you're alcoholic? No, I'm not. I've been I've cut way down. You're so mean. This isn't You're so mean to me. Like, why are you so mean? Okay, that's good. I'm not mean. I'm having a real conversation. Okay. Well, what do you want to see? Go ahead. Let's talk.
Good times. What's wrong? Why are you Why are you smiling? You want to wait? Oh, come on, Dingle. Dingle, come on. You want to We all want to have a nice long I I don't know if you know this, but you're like you're crashing out, man. You're crashing out hard.
I I know streaming is fun, but like you're you're crashing off pretty hard, man. Guys Guys, is this this definition of crashing out, guys? Am I crashing out? Tell me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it crashing out worse than when you worse than when he uh got pulled by Aldi and was so up he couldn't even um
delete his stream? Or would he like fake cancer so Crystal Marie would get naked? Is that that that guy? Okay, that's just making sure. Anyway,
shocking shocking turn of events. Um, I just want to fly. So, I crush it. Yeah. He's like, "Yeah, crash it out bad." If I remember if I if I ever tell somebody crashing out
just like I don't know. It kind of was so ridiculous. I think that I hope you saw. I'm like I'm fine. I'm just I'm getting coffee. Yeah. I'm looking at um a delivery. Uh if I can get the Einstein bagels or not
Einstein, the Noah's bagels. If I can get a coupon. Is there a coupon? No, there's not a coupon.
Okay.
Is there a bagel place with a sale? Please somewhere with a sail and some coffee. Flying in your spine. Yeah, you you fly and float your dreams. It's great. Yeah, I love to have a dream. I I have dreams where I can jump
up in the air and I can like stay in the air for like you know I I can fly in the air for like a few minutes and sometimes I can fly higher but anybody ever experience that
I'm going to check one more you lost though you're flying super high you don't recognize the countries from the Wow. You you you are high. Like I have dreamed like I've flown like right over this area like right over this area. I remember the dream like where I was flying. It was like right over beach and I was flying above the water and I came like above the land but I did wasn't that high where I could like everything
seems small. You sound like you're like Peter Pan. Yeah. So
guys, should I feel do I should I feel strange or or bad that good times he says I'm crashing out? I mean, good times. He's talking about he's drinking 60 beers and a bottle of whiskey and there's something wrong with me. I don't know, guys. on people.
Doug, come on. Come on. You're bad. You're dead. Okay. Just the discount. Um Oh, look. Hold on. $5 or $25. I don't want to buy that much food.
Um
Okay. You ever have Vietnamese coffee? You have a good day, too? Yeah. You have a wonderful day. You wouldn't feel any way about it? Yeah. I'm not really I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried at all. Serendipity Restaurant. Let's see. Buy one get one free. That's too much food.
We do have some good deals here though. Breakfast burritos, toast, and yolk.
That looks good. Was dropping the nword and doing the hh salute when beta went to get her banned. Oh my god, he's spiteful man. Yeah, I'm gonna avoid him from now on. It seems like I don't know if he was like going to do something. I think he was like too drunk to but
I don't know. I didn't like the feeling I was getting from him. Okay.
Looking for a nice bagel place, but I just looking for a sale. I don't think I've seen one. So, why do I hate black? Oh, no. I do not. I love all people. You are being ridiculous. And I do not think it. Okay. I found yeast the yeast
yeasty boys. All the yeasty boys. That's cool. Okay. What do I get? Okay. Some of this looks really good. Oh, they have this nice half a do. They have coffee. Oh, they don't have coffee. Oh, they do. They do drinks.
Liquid death. Oh, they don't have coffee. They just said liquid death. That sucks.
Oh, you're Oh, you're you are good times 30 times. Who is gorgeous? Stack is Oh, okay. Okay. I see. I see you're pointing up. Gorgeous Zack, you've been called out.
I'm trying to get something over on my chat. My My chat's the sharpest on on YouTube. Get to the bottom of everything. Okay. I know. I have a great I have a I'm just I'm I'm so freaking
blessed. Guy above. Gorgeous stack. Yeah. Sad. Good times. Good times. What happened to you? Gosh, there's a lot of breakfast places. Um, but
it's probably smartest just to get a something close by. Bagels. That's why you call them sad times. Oh. Well, it's all, you know, we make our own life, right? He seems like he's happy if he if he's happy hating on me and
I don't know anything. Okay.
$5 off $35. That's the best deal they have. Oh my gosh.
Uh he's happy making miserable. He's happy making people miserable. Energy vampire. Yeah. I mean it's like I don't know him that well. It's just like Yeah. He just seems like, you know, he's not like the happiest guy all the time, but you don't have to be mean to me. Like I'm like not even a
not a difficult person to get along with, I don't think. Okay. Kings of Hawaiian have Yeah. M Kings Hawaiian has an island breakfast says. Ooh, hold on. Two French toast, two eggs and Portuguese sausage, spam or
bacon. I want the spam. Topped with powdered sugar and served with butter and maple syrup on the side. Okay, so I would like a breakfast combo with the spam. Um, and the eggs uh over easy. And damn it, they don't have beverage. Okay,
never mind. Um,
I'm hungry for a nice breakfast. I'm ready for a nice breakfast. I deserve I deserve one. I deserve it. with coffee. Breakfast with coffee. Okay, here's a Oh, yeah. This place doesn't have Yeah. So, guys, energy vampires are everywhere. You know, there's going to be people that are just like, you're like, well, why are they here? Like,
why? Like, why do they come to the show? It's like they're here to harvest energy, harvest something else. If they don't like me, like what? They don't like me, then what are you here for? I don't understand. either for other people in my chat or something like I don't know because some people aren't even interested in talking to me. They're like they just want to
talk to other people and then like I don't mind. It's like you know I want people to go where they they want to but I don't know what he's doing. Okay. So this breakfast movies breakfast special. It's almost the same thing as the other one except no spam. But they do have a
hot coffee. Yep. hot coffee. I can get French toast and I can get bacon and sausage and
I can have over easy. He's here to least when viewers excrete the women on the panel. I feel like that's Oh, hold on. You said you're a P super fan. Yeah, Paige. Paige is awesome. And Paige, I'm so happy you started her show because she uh you
know, she started on here. Okay. So, okay. 14.99. Okay. That's I can everything for 14.99 with the coffee included. Hold on. 18 discount
deal. I had to put the deal on. Apply. Okay. Over $15. I need And it's at $14.99. Oh my god. Well, what do I do in this case? I order like some side order.
I can order a another coffee and have two. Okay. Done. And done. That took off five bucks. Now it's okay. Now it's Now it's perfect. We're gonna have a nice breakfast today, guys. There we go.
Standard Max.
Okay. No, I mean McDonald's will be 20 bucks for breakfast anyway. With this I get two coffees. It's It's gonna be the same. I hope I got $5 off. So, I added a coffee and then it went $2 lower than it was before. How long to take to order a sandwich? I'm sorry, Flirty Times. It took me forever. I was
going to say get something uh something healthy, but all the food is dodgy. Yeah. Well, there's it's LA here and it's like so there's like a lot of good restaurants. There's like a lot of tasty. Yeah. To give you. So yeah. Yeah. Guys, make sure you subscribe to Prairie Page and Wild Flowers, you know, and it's
like I'm sure most of you know Beta and you know, you know, Paige and other people that come here, Sam, a lot of people have shows. There's a lot of content creators that come here, a lot of their audience that does. And so just welcome everybody. I'm I like to be friends with everybody. Some people I I eat Subway, but I did not um this week I they have they have these daily Subways.
I think today's the tuna, which is really good, but uh because you can kind of make a tuna melt in the Subway. Doesn't taste exactly like a tuna melt, but it's tasty. But uh I haven't eaten it for a couple days. Last thing I had was the pepp uh pepperoni. pepperoni.
Honey, hot honey pepperoni sandwich. Pretty decent. I'm sorry it took so long to order the breakfast. I was looking for the right deal. I did. I got it. Okay, so I'm happy. Hope you guys haven't any plans for the fourth. Steak and cheese melts are nice
from Subway. Oh yeah, I got to try. Yeah, I actually had I had the Philly I think the Philly cheese steak, but I didn't get like I had I kind of like just like, you know, custom made it and so it didn't have like the right, you know, Philly cheese steakake ingredients, but Philly cheese steak is decent. Real Philly
cheese steakake has uh you always use cheese whiz on authentic ones.
Yeah, there's also a Jersey there's a subway right there across the street. There's a Jersey Mike's right there. So I know I uh I haven't been to Jersey Mike for a long time. Um yeah, my dad used to take me to breakfast every week like um when I moved here like every week we almost
every week we go to breakfast. Um there's a place called Edid Shows. We must have eaten there like a hundred times, hundreds of times. Um, they had a great breakfast and we went to this place called Hennessies. They had a great, you know, that place I love because they had, you know, alcohol plus they had, uh, you know, two for one burgers on a certain day.
Uh, yeah. So, it's been really hard because I used to go to lunch around here all the time, even McDonald's sometimes or take me to um Jersey Mike's or try different places. So, it's it's that kind of thing I miss
really the most like getting to hang out. So,
yeah, but I have to say it's been like so crazy with like so many groups of like some of the groups are very malicious. Like I think it's like I'm lucky that like it hasn't been without Happy Meals had cool toys. Yeah. Yeah. McDonald's had bitter toys when I was a
kid, you know. Now they have like Pokemon cards or some crap, you know. Uh yeah, but it's been so many like groups of people like and not been like people there's so many like I don't know like stems from other content creators or
these like gangs or these I don't know there's just so much going on with like I don't know how it's like almost every night there's like some other been targeted by some other group and it's like wow like how does this happen? Mr. Big pipes is here like doing he was like doing some spying and doing black magic on me. Now
he's lost his mind. Like the guys are just getting really like weird and like I don't like to I don't I don't creeps here. It's like seriously when people were like all hitting on Paige, it's like it just felt creepy and I felt bad for her and I was like trying to make jokes about it and stuff but and it's like I don't know guys don't I
don't know if guys see themselves sometimes and how like you know I all of it but it's like when they're trying to like woo a girl like you know it's like and then it's like you just see her cringing the whole time and she's also it's also not the right time you know it's just like you don't I don't know guys are such pigs sometimes. Not all guys, but I I know I am I am a guy. So
try not to be a pig, but a pig is in our nature sometimes. But what is there you hate? No, nothing to hate about Paige, but people are she still gets trolled, right? She people just will troll any nice person. She's a nice person. She comes sometimes gets a little triggered by by some of the mean things said and then people and people also probably
like are have a crush on her, so they're trying to get her attention. Oh, man page last night. It was creepy. I know, wasn't it? But I hope I I just Then she always like leaves and she like she just wants to be on her own channel where she's gonna get people actually respecting her and stuff rather than a bunch of oh you're so beautiful and then good times like oh I want to I don't know he was just making very led comments. He's like she was like she was
asking trivia. She's like what is the name of this? He's like my and stuff like that. So inappropriate his worst he's a top creep on YouTube. Yeah, he seems he doesn't make and he was Yeah, he was hitting on her and then like and it was him and Al and they were both wouldn't shut up. They both wouldn't They're both And then I kept and then then I told Alice I was like well yeah like I felt bad because Paige
was getting pretty much sexually harassed last night like what then I said he's like who did that? He's like I missed that. I like well you were there you were one of the people like saying you were kissing her in your dream and a very erotic dream and you know are you in love with her? I say all this love and he's like, "Whoa, you're putting words on now." He actually said that he had a where is she? I don't know. She
might fall asleep. You scare the women away from the panel. That's why no one lets him on. Do you guys need you help me out with this stuff? Yeah. I don't I don't like when like know it's like and especially because it's like I do have like a lot of men on this channel. Like most tarot channels will have mostly women except for like the only one I saw that didn't have mostly women was like Emma's. She had
like way more men than women. She had like 80% men or something. I have 55% men or something. He is scared of women. Yeah. I have 55% men and then like that's like 35 55. Yeah. It's like so 45% women, right? Um this is pretty low. I'm kind of surprised they have a kind of large male audience. That's really
cool. But I just didn't know it'd be majority male. Hey, Ilia. So, I guess I'm kind of a guy's guy and I know most guys here are like straight or I'm like I'm usually the gayest person, but sometimes when other guys will come on panel, their gay side comes out and it's hard to tell who's the gayest sometimes.
Yep. Hey, happy day. I don't know if you're in America or not. You're in Russia or Eastern Europe or England or France. I don't know where you are, but have a happy day. So, Paige, yeah, make sure you subscribe to Paige's uh Paige's page because Paige
is now doing Streamyard and she's doing readings and you know, I think she's I think she's going to do really well here. I've noticed some women like to be treated like oh well, it's hard. It's hard. Okay, it's like treated like crap and I don't sometimes
you have these thing issues. I've seen it before. I've seen it with Alisa where Alisa will there's a couple guys that will call her and it's like she'll be like and I I'll see like people the guys that call her like real nice and like I'm always I was always like trying to be sweet and like you know just like kind of like platonic and stuff but I oh I think you're beautiful. I love you.
And then uh but other guys um like this guy may mayor and the guy named Spartan like just say hey you dumb hey call her horrible things on the phone and then she's like you know she always like kind of talks back to them and then it's like sometimes I've seen later in the show she like gets emotional and like I think people hurt her feelings someone paid a band goes please he gives
me the creeps. Yeah. Yeah, he was on last night. You know, I don't know. And people are people are telling me privately this this is who this person is. This person and people some people seem to know, some people are saying it's not. I don't know. Always. I can trust usually my mods to look out for me on this. But I don't know. I don't know about the
I think women like to not be like they they don't want a man to be weak, right? They want a man that they they think can defend them and stuff and will be like stand up and who can stand up to them too, right? But they don't want to be abused. They want I think they want to be challenged maybe challenged maybe or you know
some sometimes some of them but I don't know but yeah I don't think when you say oh women like you treat like it's kind of gives like an open door like oh just call say whatever you want say the worst thing you know it's kind of seems abusive to me I don't look at Pyon is here hi how are you morning pretty good how are
you day. I'm good. Did you sleep at all? Was this tonight? Uh, I slept yesterday and so I was up tonight the night, but uh yeah, it's Fourth of July here, so it's a big exciting holiday. You know, happy 4th. Happy Independence Day. And we did it first. Know you have a
Canadian independence day. A Canadian independence day or Okay. Okay. She just had it. Nice. Well, Happy Independence Day. Yeah. So, I don't know if you've seen some of this. Did you see Mr. Big Pipes recently? There's this guy, Mr. Big Pipes. That was on my show. Do you ever see this
guy? He comes on. He He comes on. He plays banjo. He Where's he where does he live, guys? I don't know where he'd live. He plays banjo and he play and then he plays like a harmonica and stuff and he's like a little oneman band. He was coming on and then it's like started getting really weird like he started really hitting on Paige and like another one of those guys that was just so weird
with Paige like hey like he's like he wants to play song and like this is for Paige and then he would play like a Beatles song for like hours. He started using this kind of like symbol as his avatar. Someone said, "Oh, someone said that's a ca that's a chaos master." You let him on for hours. Yeah, he'd be on for hours and Yeah. And I Well, sometimes I just have him in the background. He'd just be playing his
guitar in the back and then but he was very temperamental. He was just trying to chill. Yeah, he was just trying to chill, guys. But uh Yeah, he was using some kind of avatar and someone's like it's a chaos magic avatar. Yeah, Mr. Big Pies. Yeah. And uh someone's like this. Oh, he got a fight with Saint on a famous stream. He like he like s he like almost poke saint almost poked his eyeballs out because they were fighting and like saint kind of fights dirty. I
don't know if you've seen this but it was over his guitar because saint kept touching his guitar. There's so many saint boo. I don't like a dirty fighter. I like boxers. Yeah. Well, he said he's a Yeah, but Mr. Big fighting him too. And like I wanted to ask you about something. Oh
set. Oh me or Mr. Somebody somebody need to chat or me. I'm sorry. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So, when it comes to like music on stream, uh what are like the rules for that? Like you have to mute it like when someone's like playing music. Did you hear what happened to me? Like what
happened like when I got I got like strike like uh well you know you only get three strikes but I got um the copyright claims for DJ Electra the introductant introduction that she made they just went and copyright claimed over like 11 streams where that played as the intro and then it eventually got three strikes. Uhhuh. Okay. I eventually got
three strikes that day and so my channel was closed down for a week. They said they're closing down my channel. Yeah, all in one day for the for my parade. There's a parade I want to go to tomorrow, but it there's going to be like live DJs out there and I'm like worried about that.
Well, uh if I for like you want to stream there or something? Yeah, consider. Yeah, I say if it's like um you know there's going to be places where the it's like not so if I go into the uh the fish market and they play music in the where you wait for the food. I just mute there. If I walk by a place with too loud music just because
not that even will be picked up or even if it is most of the music they don't care. You can just either cut it out of your video or um it's live share share revenue. Yeah, it's live. But you can still like they usually won't it won't pick it up until after the video is filmed. It won't pick up the copyright stuff. Usually it does it within a couple hours, but uh or even longer. So, I can hide it after. Yeah, you can hide
it. You can And then it's like, but it should just give you the option to cut it to trim it out of your video. And it will do it all automatically. It will like say, "Oh, you can trim it out of video." Empty spaces in my video. Um, if you do that, there's options like you can have generic YouTube music play over, you can have it clipped out entirely, or you can mute it. So, there's like a few options there. And um
but I so I I play I played a lot of music like especially the first couple months I was playing any music I wanted to and then it's like eventually it would just say oh this is copyrighted but it would always say you can trim it out or share the revenue or whatever but then it happened so many times that I got like a a community warning on it and that was like for three months you it
was three months while that warning is on there and so it took three months for that to clear off and so you know it's It's like people that fall do false strikes and there's also people that try to come on the show now and say things and then flag the things that they say for like you know to there's a lot of things and people flagging yourself
that's that's vindictive as hell. What? Yeah. I've never flagged anybody. I wouldn't I it's like I don't care if people use my content. I'm like you can reream me. You can put me in videos. You can Do you know by the way do you know Joe Shipley? Yeah. Yeah. You do? Okay. I don't know if you've seen this, but there's something very shocking I want
to share with you. What happened? What did he do? Was he bad? He a little bit. A little bit. Not our Joe. Not our beloved Joe. Okay, you might be a little bit surprised. Uh, let's see. Okay, so this is Shiftkick made this made this video.
Okay, one second. You're probably take this out. Okay. Okay. She look I love it. Oh my god. Oh, what?
What? Holy, that's so good. Oh my god, that's so good. Who made that? Trip kick. And they they made there's several videos of me and like you know Flirty Diamond Joe. It's so creative. It's so Bravo. I'm very proud of them. I don't know if you ever saw the the Brokeback Mountain. Someone
they did a Brokeback Mountain with Joker and myself and it was like it got taken down because their channel got taken down for a bit, but yeah, it was Joker and me and like we're like our faces were on the Brokeback Mountain and we're like that was really funny. Joker's been on the show a lot. Yeah. Oh my god. Jamie showed me a clip of Joker. I did not want to see.
He pulled down his pants. He's something pulled down his pants or he like um does he he's on a headstand. What did you see a headstand? Jamie has that. I I I turned away but she told me not to worry that there was that it ended. There was nothing to see. So, okay. But Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was like Oh, yeah. He pulled down his uh front of his underwear too much one time and it was
like showed a little bit too much and I was like I just had to end. But yeah, it was kind of funny. That is funny. He also like you know I don't know if you know about the Flirty Diamond fiasco but yes I saw her drunk. I think she's fantastic. Yeah. Well, Joker had paid her $20 for Only Fans like on my show. Um because
this was when everyone was still questioning and there's one photo in her only fans. It's $20 a month for Only Fans. There's one photo of her of her squirting out breast milk. Um and then if you want to like see more, you have to pay a higher tier. And so and so but then then so Barry this guy named Barry the turtle and Joker both you know bought her only
fans and there's all this controversy and then I mean but she's kind of just like shaking up the panel because a lot of guys were very attracted and then they're like and they got fooled and they're kind of more embarrassed and but she is beautiful. She's beautiful and you know um you know it's like a new day and age now she's dating raging demon. I don't know if you know who raging demon
is. I heard I heard. Yeah. Congratulations to the both. Their boyfriend grew up now. Joe's okay. Hold on. Dirty old bastard. That's not nice to say. Yeah. And so in that situation, I've also had Minnie Manson on my show. I don't know if you know like that was my like second big
a few times. Yeah. Mini Manson several times. Oh. Um an interesting character. Yeah. He did uh he's such a well several I think he's been been on about four or five times. One of the times it was a disaster and he we had I first saw him on a Lisa's like uh and it was a pretty much disaster interview over there but
uh that's too bad when Joker did an interview with Mini Manson it was like phenomenal. Well, yeah. And then, but then I like, you know, Joker and Minnie Manson have fallen out now. And uh we I almost fell with Mini Mans. Mini Mans got really mad at me because I brought somebody on the panel when he was on at one time. Did you say you spell love with Minnie
Mouse? Oh, did I? No, I did. I I didn't. But I do um I do I do like Minnie Manson is awesome. Do you know Marty? Do you know the old Marty stuff? You know Marty and Jamie Rose. Remember Marty passed away? Yeah. No, but he told he's back. He's alive. Well, I that's the rumor.
It's not. He faked the guy. Did Did Marty fake his death? Oh, that would be great news. Okay. So, I didn't hear it. Okay. I Okay. I don't know. I don't know because I heard it it was he supposedly had a fentinel overdose and then there was a funeral, you know, it was like a
nice Jewish funeral and stuff, but um I don't Yeah. Sad. Amy's doing well. Yeah. Well, Mini Manson is uh I mean Mini Manson is streaming and I was working on a coloring book and also you
know you ever watch Howard Stern? No, you didn't. The the times you showed us. Yeah. Well, there's a woman named Wendy. They call her Wendy the Ra D, but they call her Wendy the slow adult now. She's she was on Howard for years, so I had her on the show for a few hours or a couple hours. Nice. So, Yeah. And also I got raided by Shulie
who's a producer of Howard Stern and he raided me from his show one day. Came in here and uh he was like wearing a wig and like but he I knew who he was. I recognized him from the show and but he was he just randomly came and like hey what's up Vicki? He just randomly came and raided the chat. It was really exciting when I had just gotten monetized. So but monetization's going fine. like
you know I'm I've been constantly under attack but you know it just doesn't seem to I think kind of the bigger you get you get a little bit more protection from YouTube about stuff like you know there I've had people like easy reream me he reream me and then the reream got like community violation or something
like that mine didn't like like like so I don't know wow how that works you know I don't know how it works but I think it's like maybe there are other factors involved too. Yeah. Yeah. Because I do think I have a I I just got I had 250,000 views recently. I have like 2,555 subscribers and I have almost 100
members now. I think I have over over 80. And so, you know, it's pretty cool. Like, it's a just nice having making Oh, yeah. Making some of my own money and stuff like that. And uh you know, it's really nice. And then I'm having a lot
of fun. Do I save any for goals? Yeah. Yeah. I like my money. I have I have so many things I need because I haven't been working for so long. I It's like I need a a new computer. I need uh you know, just some some new stuff, you know, some other stuff. There's things I need that
I could spend my money very quickly. But I do try to budget. I've been trying to drink less. I have been Thank you. I just I think I just got some food delivered. Treated myself to a Fourth of July breakfast, but I don't know if it's here yet. No, I don't think it's here. Yeah. So, I also have this other thing where I have a thing where I
kick uh I'll kick people off of panels for 24 hours for $25. I Yeah. And that has been um very good idea. That that is a great idea because not not only are there guests that you know everyone wants them banned for 24 hours but there's all but also people can participate in the show
and like kind of you know decide who and also I can have the people as controversial as they want on and you know it's like if the audience hates them enough they they can just kick them but you know I I don't mind talking to people. Everyone's mad because I talked to this guy named LD. I don't know if you know this guy El D. There's a guy named He's annoying. He's annoying.
There's a guy named um Yasin. I don't know if you know Yasin or I remember from Aldi's uh panel. Yeah. Yeah. For some reason. I don't know why. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. He's controversial. There's all the Because every time some of these people come in the room, all these people come in the chat say, "Oh my god, you can't have this for you know what they did." And then there's always
some kind of like there's some kind of weird allegation like oh they were you know on a a panel the minor came on the panel and there's other stuff but you know I never about it. Yeah like a 15-year-old like I but then it's like and then she like showed her bra or something. I'm not sure. Yeah. Or Yeah. Bad. But it was like Yeah. And I'm not
sure if he knew her age, but yeah, this is kind of dangerous to be talk, you know, just always make sure you're talking to adults on on YouTube, right? It's like that. Yeah. A lot of guys they meet down, they're like they prefer obvious sides that the woman is overage instead of like a questionable
appearance because they're just so fed up of it. They're so fed up. Yeah. And now it's like I mean and now we have all these allegations about everybody basically. Everybody I see people some people come in the chat they call everybody these words and it's like it just is so crazy. It's just like seems like and I I think they just uh don't know what to
say, you know, because imagine just trying to strike up a conversation with strangers, you know, like so sometimes troll like helps give them some activity. Yeah. There's no way they could believe all this that they're saying. Yeah, I mean it's it gets ridiculous. Um, but yeah, it is like uh the trolling has been pretty pretty bad in my chat. I have had different communities of trolls come in. You know,
it it started as a trolling like the trolling communities came to the show, right? It just got worse though. Um, you know, especially people so much fun like we used to ride like a wave. Yeah. And it's like I'm doing it still. I'm doing this. I'm having fun. But, you know, it's like, you know, it's hard like, you know, Bea and I are like always on the, you know, going up and
down and back and for like we're fighting most of the time. She's like, you know, she's she's like hates me right now. Um, and then, uh, you know, you know, Janet like, you know, that whole situation there, that was the nightmare. Uh, you know, don't really talk to her very much. Wow. Um, then I had, you know, I've had other I had DJ Lex were the co-host the same,
you know, it's like and I think I might have had another co-host. Am I forgetting? Did I have another co-host for a little bit? I Yeah. Oh, yeah. Janet. I had Janet as a co-host and then I had um Electra as the co and it's like Electra, you know, it's like people co-host and that they're doing stuff in the back like people just get so mad and then they start yelling at them and
blaming them and so it's not. So she's like I should resign from that from that Streamyard mob because it's not a fun job. It's it's hard because it's like people will want to like take off people and stuff like they they think shouldn't be on the show and we have different standards for that too and so I just have to keep it facing but I had I do fall asleep sometimes which is kind of
bad and it's like it's been kind of dangerous like I fell asleep with Ilia on the panel wearing a kilt with no underwear and he was trying to pour mom all night and I but I fell asleep like when I left him on the panel alone and then he like went to move the camera and it the camera accidentally turned off or he would have poor Mom, it was it was so lucky because when you form mom Yeah.
You form mom. You can get the channel to get deleted. Mom, your face glows up. Shut up. Sorry. Well, maybe when Yeah. Well, some of them are fine. Your face is like, you know, well, because it's like Well, they've never like I've never gotten in trouble or even had a warning or anything. I've
been pull up over 100 times. So, I figure like and I'm pretty good at like, you know, handling them and stuff. And so, I stall you stall like when you see it like you you're stuck like a deer in headlights stalling to like exit like sometimes uh sometimes it's not on the Streamyard screen. It doesn't play like if they play this video or something. It they don't come up. It doesn't show on
my Streamyard or it didn't. I just because sometimes people would be saying they're porn bombing and I wouldn't see it and then I just have to take their word for it. But uh yeah, I've been for like Sydney Diamond is like pulled down her top a few times on the show. Um Ilia showed his butt and then he peed in a bucket on the stream and then showed his
penis. Um Joker almost showed his penis. Um I don't know if Aldi showed his Oh yeah, Aldi did show his balls on my panel one time and and were bombing. Um some people have done this fake penis. They put their finger through the the zipper or something like that and Q did that. I was kind of fooled. Yeah. U
starting your stream. It's so annoying. Yeah. It can be annoying and it's like it's sad too because I I mean it said I had like um 250,000 watch hours or something like that. Like which is like, oh yeah, this is great. But then it's like that's like my lifetime. But now it's like six, but it's like paired down to like 60,000 because of all the streams I delete and stuff like that.
And so that takes away all the watch hours. I delete that. I delete them because um if you private them if they're porn bombing, they can still um strike you for or they can still strike private videos and someone or someone has that URL and reports it still. So it's like Yeah. So the porn bombs like a good thing. No, it's not. Unless it's a good porn. It never is. I mean, if a guy
like gets naked, you know, it's one thing, but if it's like if they just put up some porno of like if some black guy with enormous penis that come exploding everywhere is or gore bombing or um Nazi bombing they've done or nword bombing. It's like it's crazy.
It happens so I've been Well, this one guy has like a Yeah. Yeah. It's calmed down though. It has because it's like I used to get like these text messages all the time. Okay. Hold on. Okay. I used to get these text messages
all the time like threatening and like I got get pizza sent to the house. Um I get like you know you know about the time the police came and so that was a little bit different situation. You have a picture of Joe Shipley's balls. DM them to you. Psyche. Okay. Send send them to my uh Discord. Okay. No. No, ask him. I'm sure he'll send you a
private, you know. It's okay. I I'm just kidding. I really I I don't want to see, but you know, some of these guys um though, you know, Barry the Turtle sent me a picture of his his but do you know do you know Theo Theo Gate? I don't know if you heard this guy Theo Gate. He has a show, but he's like kind of a cute white guy, but he like sent me a picture of his dick. Yeah. He sent me a picture of his dick. He sent
me two dicks. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, a lot of people that would come I think Yeah. He's not gay. He's not gay. He's he just shared his dick pick with me. I asked for it. It's like okay because we're homies. He did it like a homie. It was like very sweet. But uh and yeah, there's some other
gay homie. Do you know Chris? You know Chris K. Yeah, I know. It's okay. You know Chris K. So Chris Kay said that he would do a a Chatterbait collaboration with me and like but he he's like I can pick up the girl or something like that and we could do gang bangs and uh and then he's like oh yeah then maybe we can do some gay
like for donations or something you know. So what are you making that face? Okay, you're silly. Then he said, but then he like then he I think he like I think he was kind of drunk, but then he was like then he started like realizing it and he started like he's like, "Oh, this woman downstairs is hitting on my door. I want to have sex with her." I he
like started eventually he left and I He's into black. Hold on. Chris K. His neighbor needs sex. It's true. That's why she hears every little detail and she can't sleep at night. You know, he should be neighborly. He should be nicer to her. You shouldn't be seeing death threats and like that.
Like, no man, he's going about it the wrong way. Yeah. I mean, that's ridiculous. If I'm going to critique, you know, I know he didn't ask my opinion, but well, bringing it. Yeah. There's been so much that's happened on the show, though. It's like uh you know the you know you've heard about my you've heard about my following outs
with like you know the well so friends of traveling gypsy but you know clumsy clairvoyance I'm banned from her I'm banned from Emma's channel to the extent where my name is banned on her channel I'm banned on all my accounts um she is even worse with with Emma what yeah it got worse it got worse I kept I kept trying to contact I kept trying to go and get readings and stuff or like go under different accounts and then like
she's like thinks I have she thinks I'm calling all her work line or private work numbers. I never had a work number. People are telling her things like um Oh, no. That means people are calling her work numbers and blaming you and and and Christine or someone someone told me that Blade had told her that I was on meth as a mod or something like that and
then and then she changed her opinion of me they said. So Chris K was around. He's a huge meth head. Yeah. He has hallucinations. Okay. Like like I'm everyone like who meets him and talks to him like notices it like
well made her judge you. I don't think so. I don't think so because I'm sure there's a lot of methheads that she talks to from YouTube and you know I don't Well, I can't go with Huh. Yeah. I think she's just trying to you know stick to her goals you know and see what feels right you know. And then with Alisa, like I started like
saying, "Oh, everyone go to Lisa's chat." Like when I I did my stream sometimes and we go hang out there. Then people started like harassing her from my from my chat, harassing her saying I'm sent I sent them to harass her in her chat or like that saying that I'm a metadatri um terrible accusations in her chat and but she knows it's not true or she just like, you know, she also gave me good advice. She let me interview her a bunch
of times like and stream it on my show and stuff. Um, oh man. She came back. That's amazing. Um, yeah. Well, yeah. She Well, she said I can call her when she's like sitting in her car and stuff at the end of her show and then like I can have it I can have someone share the stream on my side and then just have her. So, she's been like that. Chris K, the real Jeffrey Dmer on the panel home.
Chris Kay was invited a black homeless dude to his house and streamyard it. The sexual tension was awkward. Was the sexual tension awkward? There was no sexual awkwardness because the poor guy was so sleepy and you just sat on the chair. We're like, "Fuck, poor guy." Like, let him like lay down somewhere or something.
He's so sleepy. Well, I don't know why I would be careful about bringing people into my apartment. Like, I don't I don't know. You don't know it. Chris definitely goes live when he's on. Okay. Well, he's tits on me. Okay. Well, you know, it's like I think I think truckers and maybe streamers like are like are
uppers, right? Because it gives them energy to like stay awake. See him not lying. She didn't see the entire stream. See? No, you're not lying. I said, "Yeah, we see I know Flirty Times is a See, it's like if Flirty D Flirt Diamond and Good Times had a baby, it would be Flirty Times." That's how cool. Oh, yeah. That's what I was thinking. But with all the all the best qualities,
huh? Yeah. Uh Yeah. But I do that woman already. It's annoying to see all these streamers single all the time. It's been like a year. Well me or who? Me being single. Yeah. I had a disaster. I know. But well, Joker was supposed to
come visit me and then it's like, you know, that I was like I don't know if you were there for the miser days. There's a guy named Miser and I kind of like he dated him for like a day or or two. That didn't go too too well. But it's like I don't know. But I have I'm kind of have these options now though where it's like I have people that want to stream with me like you know come
visit and stuff and so who knows maybe wanted to fund all of his online friends to come visit him. Oh yeah. And people were telling y'all like what? Well, I went to Danny because I got a free membership to Danny's. So, I went to Danny's recently and then I I like
asked about his like I asked about buying his underwear again and he was like he was like Psyche like you always ask me and you never you never do it. He's like he's like if you're he's like just hit me up on Instagram if you want my underwear and we'll make a deal there. He's like stop asking about it. I was like oh my god. But uh he's he's serious. But I think he was charged too
much and I was like he was I don't know. But what I DM you did you see this? A video of Chris K a BBC psych. Oh my god. I want to see I want to see it. I want Do you have that? I'd like to see it 40 times. Are you on my uh are you on
my Discord? You can DM me there or you come back to my backstage. I can put some information in the private chat, the email address for you. Okay. Yeah, I'd make that. But yeah, so but Chris K is like serious and he's like, "Yeah." He's like, "I'm not gay. He's not I'm not gay." But then he's like proceeds to like be very open to some. He's like,
"Yeah." He's like, they like if they like having fun, you know, they should he's like, "I don't know if I could f you up the A." But he said he didn't know. It wasn't like, "Oh, I can't." You know, he said he said, "I don't know." He's like, "Oh, we'll see what happen." And yeah, I think he needs another I think he needs another female in the mix, though. If he thinks I'm going to go out there and find I'm like, I don't know. He's like,
"Yeah, maybe he thinks I'm pretty good-looking or something that I think I'll be a better draw than him, but I think he'd be a better draw." I don't know. I would be interested in him, though, really. I just like let him like be distracted by her boobs and stuff and I get behind him and No, I would. I'm just I'm just kidding. No, Chris, I would not do that. Yes. What is a Piana
type of guy? A piranha type of guy she's into strong kind and smart. Oh, we'll talk. Well, that's good. That's simple, but you know, simple but competent. There you go. Yeah. Like I don't know if you know you know Paige, right? Did you see Paige on my show? Paige is Prairie Paige. You
know, she Yeah. like you know she's single right now but you know just kind of newly single and she just has all these guys creeping on her like you know um Mr. Big Pipes was then Good Times was and just Good Times was saying vulgar things to her. Alex was Alex was and it's like they've kind of like these like all the guys are so they totally creep out over her like and everyone's
in love with her and stuff. It's like so so weird. And then they're going to like well just basically she's like creeped out be on my show now by all these guys. And so but that gives her more time for her own show. I think they would respect her more over there. At least she can take care of the trolls as she wants to. But it's kind of sad. I know. I hate people being scared off of the show. I
grabbed my coffee at the door and made breakfast. One second. Oh, you ordered coffee? Yeah. Oh, I think two copies and a breakfast for less than 20 bucks. Nice. Okay, you got stairs. Yeah,
it looks like there's one coffee though. I think I forgot my supposed to be two. Like he has enough caffeine. You're like, "No, you like my phone case." Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, I'm telling I'm showing
the crowd. There's this one. All right. And this is my old one. I'll show after. Okay. Oh, here's my coffee. Yeah.
Wow, that's pretty. Yeah, it's just a hot coffee. See, it's a tiger. Oh, I like it. You see mine? Like my car my mine's the color of Lisa's car. Oh, it does? Oh my god. And I have the green version. It's my older one. Oh, I couldn't look. I was looking for new phone cases. I didn't like any of them. Then I saw like my old one. I'm like,
"Oh my god, it comes in my new phone size." You see my You see my This is my outfit for the day. It's right. Oh my goodness. Then I'm auctioning these off after the show, too. I'm just going to be in the house. Maybe I'll take a shower in them again, too. Uh I took a shower last
time. Everyone was watching. I also unfortunately decided to be f I decided to be funny and like put my legs behind my head and then now it's people's profile pictures. It's uh on clips that people are making, you know, me with my legs coming and also making a
g-string out of the out of the speedo. Um it's embarrassing. It's Yeah. I I mean, yeah, because we were we just we're just having fun. I was drunk at like the like 3 in the afternoon in in a pair of speedos. I was like taking a shower in them. I just And then bending. I was just I was just having so much fun and everyone was encouraging
it. They the whole the whole chat was encouraging it and now the now everyone's saying I was being weird. Okay, I'm just kidding. No, it's okay. Everyone everyone everyone really everyone everyone really liked it. Everyone really like everyone really
liked it I think except for well the the guy uh AMC like someone did like age restricted video they complained about they flagged it because I was like well as long you know you're not going to be able to please every so at least you have especially me I mean I'm like I'm I look like a like a huge skeleton you know I mean it's just it was like more
like ridiculous than it was like sexy eat meat Yep. Yeah. But at least Well, how's your appetite? I am hopefully it's pretty good. But I got over my shyness, it seems. You know, it's like uh are you just eating takeout? Are you cooking too? Well, at Whole Foods, I'll pick up Whole
Foods, some food of Whole Foods and stuff. Um or Subway or uh Oh, look at this syrup and butter. Let's see how this looks, guys. I'm getting hungry.
Damn. Pancakes. Oh, and bacon. Yeah. Nice. And I think there's sausage. Yeah. yeah. I love sausage. I used to never be into sausage cuz I was like dry and gross until like found a way to do, you know, do it myself. Do it nice. Yum. Yum.
Yeah. So, very good. you're doing, huh? You are you dating anybody? No. No, I just got out. I'm not ready yet, but I I am happy that I did lose enough weight to get into one of my older dresses.
That might be fun to go out tomorrow. Oh, cool. Yeah, being single is fun, too. Especially when you're like going out and socializing a little bit. So that's awesome. It'll be have fun. Watch parade, maybe drink a little. And then next weekend there's another
one. There's another festival, but it's more about food. You see the question on the screen. Uh I'm from Canada. Oh, she's st girl. She doesn't want to admit it. What?
Said you here rumor is weird. Even like my ex when we were still dating, like he was like getting paranoid about that. I'm like, why? It made no sense. Well, Vicki, uh Vicki, I'm ready. That's why I have a boyfriend I want to meet. We've been together for seven months. Yeah, a lot of people are ready, you
know. Um but yeah, it' be too hard for me to date somebody now. But u yeah um so Pyon is in Canada guys. Um we actually we have like 7% of my show is the Canadian viewers. It's like 40% of
it is like hold on like or 75% is like US then 8% is Canada then the UK some other countries too. And uh yeah, another another Canadian beauty bed and then California. Yeah, you close to George Sack. Oh my god,
you guys have the sun all year round and the beach. Yeah. Well, our pool's ready. I just got to get the nerves in. Okay. By the way, Tig's been on the show several times. I can still let him on, but he has porn bomb beat his boobs
before. He has um he said he was going to unal alive himself on my stream by drinking himself to the eth. Um he needs a wellness check to help. He's he's nword bomb. He um he took a he took a on 40
diamond stream and then showed his but e Yeah. My god, that's terrible. Yeah. Yeah. And so yeah, he's been basically very bad. Also like his friend 300 Glow, you know, 400 Glow or 300 Glow. Yeah. Yeah. He's He came on and said he wanted
me to watch him have sex with his wife backstage and then showed me his armpits and then went backstage and then and then and then what he did. Yeah. He was so drunk. He did. Did he do it? Um, well, we went backstage. I think he
chickened out, but I did something, but he chickened out. And then then he keeps coming back as and but now and now also Sig says he's gay and he wants to have sex with he's gonna come to California to see 300 glow and not me and he's gonna have sex with Glow. He said you guys got to all hang out together. Oh my god. I don't know. I think they're a little bit
Yes, that'd be fun. I would love to do like a you know get a um what's it called? A Airbnb like that that the house and or maybe have people come in like you know and like we go to like some like kind of centralized area. They don't any of them. Yeah. it up. No. No. Well, they are insur they
are they are insured. I know they know they don't allow Fourth of July parties though. people I think like they if they rent the today they can't they have to say they're not going to have a party or something. Um yeah so it's going to be quiet it's going to be quiet over here you know it's like just the fireworks and you know all the
the party will be inside my house. This is the Fourth of July party guys. We're starting with the breakfast. I don't know. Maybe I'll have my other beer today and then some more beers. Oh yeah, that's how you celebrate. Yeah, maybe I've been drinking a little bit less and like, you know, trying to
like do a little bit better, but you know, I'm happy. I'm hanging in there. Oh, my Russian my Russian my Russian friend is out of prison. Oh How you find out about that? Uh she uh well she was in she's in a like a rehab. She got she got early release so she could get a GED uh and then um she's in like a rehab
facility kind of thing where she's doing that and then she'll be able to go out get out and um apply for the firefighter would be a woman's firefighter because she did that firefighting program and so she sounds like she really wants to get sober and she sounds really good. Then I told me yesterday she's broke up with her boyfriend or that old boyfriend
and then now she's talking to some other guy she she was with and uh Oh, she was with him before. Yeah, she's with this guy. Well, she was with this guy. Um and then she cheated on him with this other guy that he knew and stuff. Um and then because he went to he got locked up. He went he had like
gun charges for AR15 and so yeah. So he was locked up. with other this other guy running around and then um and so then he found out about it and they kept and she got arrested and then they were trying to work and he just sent her a text message saying like oh he sent it he's trying to send it to a different chick like to
hook up and it was she accidentally sent it to her and so she's like oh he's you know I'm just going to go with the with white and she's like so good but it's like yeah accident I haven't seen her yet but She calls me calls me, you know, few times a week. So, Oh, wow. Yeah, she's like better. I
know. She's She know she's in a better state of mind. I hope she wants to be continue to be sober. That'd be awesome. But wait, I went to the beach for my speedo. You'll join me. I I don't have data on my phone, but I'll do like a shower stream or like just lay in the sun. I know. I also I was like I don't know if I like maybe there'll be families there. I don't want to be like
running around in a speedo in front of like all they think I'm weird. I don't know. How come I never go? It's kind of packed. Like um I go to the pier. I've been to the pier several times. I I get fish tacos. It's kind of a joke because I'm in cartoons now. One of them is called the butthole scam. One's called
the Mexican pizza lady. And one's called um um I'm turning into a fish taco. because I started getting these fish tacos and everyone's like, "Oh my god, he's obsessed with fish tacos." He's Yeah. And so see these cartoons. The cartoons are on Lord of the Groove. If you go to Lord of the Groove on YouTube and then you'll see um the
Psyche Awakens ones. If you go to the videos, it's they're just pretty recent. There's just three of them. They're like pretty short. You can probably check them out. Free enough. They're pretty. They're pretty. No time. What's that? Okay. Yeah, I think you'll
love them. They're pretty funny. Lord Lord of the what? The Groove. Lord of the what? The Groove. G R O V E.
90 subscribers. 90 subscribers. 2K subscribers. Okay. It's a black guy.
You see it? Do you see the them? They're under the videos. They're probably a couple rows down. Live. She's not playing the cartoons. If she plays them, they're gonna play on my screen, but I want her to see them. And uh they're not the they're not the Alex cartoons all over, so don't
stalkers. Yeah, that that one's good, too. They have streamers talking about like, "I'm being stalked. I haveund people calling my work. Please stop. Please." Yeah. They're so scary. But you see the psyche awakens. Yeah. This guy, right? Yeah, I should say psychi awakens or
shorts. Oh, no. It's in their videos. It should be right above those gangstalker videos. It's like it's like just a few rows down.
Latest Gangstalkers, Goblin Tales, Lord of the Psyche Awaken Tarot. Oh my god, he drew you. Oh my god, there's three. Oh my god. Yeah, little cartoons. Yeah, you can play them because it's with my
voice and so it's it's my uh Okay. Yeah.
Share screen. I'll share screen. Oh, yeah. Just you can just watch it because it's like I'm I'm I'm Yeah. I'm just really careful about You don't want me to No, can you you can just watch I want to see your reaction just to watch you watch. Okay, that'd be awesome. You can you can
hear the audio because that's my audio, but it's just like I don't I don't know if they want me to use the cartoon.
to see a but I see
she
new roll after you know so well
And so yeah, the the lady is doing you for Aldi.
Oh, that was good. So then so then when I was having all these issues with the the strikes and stuff, someone was like sending all these pizzas to my house. So that's the pizza the Mexican pizza lady one. Yeah. Oh, I'm hungry. Okay. Oh, they're so short. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Next one.
A what waste of food
piece of the fish's the best one I think
this
What's that? You kind of cut out a little bit. The fish. The fish. I'm turning into a fish taco when it's the best. Are you watching it? What's crazy? I might have been crying that day. I'm not sure.
You sound like you're crying. Yeah, they they got good clips. I was like, "Oh, actually I'm kind of funny.
I love burrito. Such a medic. That's good. He's awesome. My goodness. Something He's live. He's live. Well, did you see the Alex one? I don't if you saw this one.
Well, the zombie
is live. What are you doing? Oh, okay. I'm lagging. I can't watch it. Yeah. Oh god. Oh god. Well, thank you for awesome. Oh yeah. Have you seen this one? Have you
Look at Watch this one. This is This is a short one. Thank you for that. What are you What are you gonna do to me if I you pull me over? I'm I've been speeding on the on the freeway. What are you gonna do to me? I'm gonna say, "Sir, license registration." I'm gonna pretend it's bad. I'm gonna say step out of the car and I'm gonna throw you in the
bushes. In the bushes. I'm gonna the out of you in the bushes. Okay. My god. I'm in the in the trees on the side of the highway. I'm gonna just give it to you and then that's it, my man. I'm going to get in my cop car and just go on my way.
The worst. the seriousness in his tone. Oh my god. You going to do it. You gota just gota be ready. We already looped up. Be ready for Alex. I know. And I love Alex and it's like moments like that like you know that. Well, there's like there's like a part two. There's like a little part in the
trees on the side of the highway. I'm gonna just give it to you and then that's it, my man. and I'm going to get in my cop car and just go on my way. Unless you want to go to jail, I can just handcuff you, take you to jail, or I can you on the side of the highway. It's up to you, my man. Okay. And guys, everyone, Alice, be
controversial, but Alice is he's a sweet guy. He's a sweet guy. I'm very sweet. My sweetheart. I'm a lollipop. You can lick me like a lollipop. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop? Alex, can I try? Can I Can I Can I lick your Tootsie Pop, Alex? Oh yeah, baby. Oh my god. Okay. I I love
this guy. This This He's my He's my little He's my He's my cuddy buddy. He's my He's my cuddy buddy. He gets in the He police uniform. He handcuffs the bed and he fs the f out of me.
Alex has a boyfriend. I'm so happy. Alice and I are fighting right now. We're fighting right now. I had to kick him off the show this morning and like and then he came he came on he comes on screaming about rap of like my like it's just been really disgusting. He comes on screaming accusing people in my panel of that and I just have to end the panel and delete it because it's like he's
just screaming that and I kept kicking him off but it's like you know he's kind of person like I like do you know Alex or no Alex? Yeah. I met him through Theo and that's also I think where I met Frankie too. Yeah, I mean we know so many of the same. It's like so crazy like like so many people here know you and like hope you made some uh some new friends. Like
are you doing any like live streaming yet still or Yeah. My social has been so burnt out. I'm trying to like reserve it so I can actually like talk to a human, you know? Yeah. Um, wow. I think, you know, I liked when you did your like, you know, just even if you just did your reading and stuff like that, I think
people like that. I I sometimes I haven't done it in so long. When I went to visit my niece and nephew, it was hard to like read them stories all over again, especially like they're getting their levels are getting up. Oh my god. I should read again just like practice. Yeah. Not motivated. Not motivated.
We'll see if I go out tomorrow. We'll see. Did you finish your Did you finish your uh your school? I know you were like doing math classes or I switched. I want to start something else cuz the the school I was in, they changed something and they would have made it much longer. I was like, "Fuck that." So, I switched something else. It's not started yet though. Oh, cool.
Cool. You have you have a little time this summer to like Are you Yeah, you do. Okay, cool. Yeah. Well, I just got my cows cut. Well, someone came and helped me clean my house. The cats are all good. Um, no, I mean, I've been pretty good. Um, show's going good. I've been streaming a
lot. You know, probably see how much I stream. Yeah. Um, ex is watching me all the time. Who is or you were? No, my ex was Your ex was Yeah, he was. Who's your ex? Who's your ex? Oh, what? I know you would never there's a lot of people today. I had
like 20 people in the room. I had like 20 people in the room and like no one was typing. Like no one for like half like no one typed anything. I was like I was like like are there 20 people here watching and they're like not no one's typing anything like it gets weird sometimes and then some sometimes like I've had over 100 people in my chat at times you know and and we've had like a like a lot of controversy and like you
know and then going after me sometimes and like well beta is being really mean to me right now she's like she's saying oh she's like I'm doing tarot now and I'm going to she just wanted to give me a reading but then it's like she's just making it up and saying just mean things about me and she she goes she Like she's like, "I'm going to expose you." And uh and she's like, "You you just you just everyone's like, "You just want dick.
All you want is dick." And um what else do I want? Dick and fish taco. All you want is dick and fish tacos. Dick and money and fish tacos. Like why do you think that's mean? She knows. What do you want deep down? Come on. I don't know. It's Yeah. And she's but she's been so mean to me and then it's
Yeah. She's just always mad. You know I never get mad at people. I'm always like going to be like, you know, sometimes I'll get I'll fight, you know, get but I'll fight with people and when I get drunk sometimes too and if they yell at me and I get defensive and I can get in an agitated state and say that I regret but I never like am malicious or anything and I it's like I wasn't like
chasing clout. She's like, I made I made you like I I did all the like I she came to my I think I met her after I started well no before I started doing open panels and stuff like that. My show was like I was my show was okay. I had a few people in my chat. I wasn't even like she knew you were going to be hot. You she didn't make you
well I think she would say it herself all the time. Well, I mean, and she's talented, too. And it's like I hope like she doesn't like like you know, I had like 10 people in my chat. Yeah. Yeah. Like, why do you take it seriously? She was mad one day because she's like,
she's like, "How much have you sent me?" I was like, "I've never even seen a cash app or any kind of donation or anything." I think that's why that's why they never really saw like you know and it's like and that's like I really appreciate like know everything she's done for me and like you know she brought a lot of people but it's like she kind of like wanted me to like just like she she like demand I kick people off like like one time LD was on he was not had not
misbehaved on the panel she's like get them off get them off and she like I'll count to 10 to one for you to get them off and I and then I was like but I was like no because I'm not just gonna like just do what someone tells me to do like I'm just I'll to like report that comment. Move home. What? What? Vicki. Vicki, come on. If you report the comment, Vicki, that just hurts my show.
Okay. So, just let a mod know and a mod will delete it. U so you don't have to u to worry about that, right? You don't want to you don't want to harm my channel because I can't control what people say in the chat. So, mods and it's like if there was like, you know, use use kinder use gentler language maybe. Um, you know, we have also all kinds of
people of all all different mental capacities in the room sometimes and we don't want to offend anybody. Okay. I think Vicki is joking because she said the R word first. Okay. Are you joking Vicki? I can't tell. My cat is just a bunch of jokes. There's a bunch of tricks. Yeah. Okay. But I do want to I do want to go eat though. It was nice seeing you.
Okay, sweetie. Well, great talking to you. Thank you for coming to the show and checking in. You know, I'd like to see you see you more often, you know, and I'll I'll try to make, you know, look out for you better than I did last time. I know I still have, you know, a lot of little work to do myself, but hopefully me too. Hopefully we can Yeah, hopefully
we can hang out again soon. Love you. Bye. Thanks for stopping by. Good to see you. Yeah, that was cool, guys. Yeah, it's always nice to make peace. Um to be able to come to an understand. So,
I'm kind of dis this breakfast is like I'm a little bit disappointed. But first of all, they left off one of the coffees because I thought I ordered two coffees and there was only one. Um I have to check my bill. I can always like, you know, get a refund for that. But there's mostly pancakes.
Uh, I already ate bacon. I thought it was going to be bacon and sausage. Just bacon. Uh, there are some eggs left. That was from pancakes. Can't say anything, bro. Okay. Okay. Big. Yeah, I just didn't know because I was like when people said they I see people say I reported the channel. I get
a little bit um they looked at a copy. I'll see if they did because I'm not 100% sure they did. I might have like I thought I thought it was a combo but I'll check out the continue. Okay, so continue. Okay help. What can I help you with? Issue with items. Okay, and that should say Okay,
there I guess there was no I guess there wasn't a hot coffee. I thought it the breakfast special. They asked you Hold on. They ask you what drink you want and I put a coffee and then I ordered an extra coffee to get the bill up. Yeah.
So, it's okay.
Still worth it. You always joke around. Yeah, I I like to joke around you. I I love a good joke. It's like, oh, I hope I don't lose my sense of humor, like dealing with some of the stress of the show because it's like I like to joke. That's why I like some of the the jokester. I like I like that mischievous prankster that, you know, and I like the
the rule breaker archetypes and, you know, people that are testing the boundaries. It's just there's a time and a place and it's like even even they know it's like they know there's places they behave and there's places that they can just go hog wild trolling, right? Yeah. I mean it's like
really behave you can go hog wild trolling in my chat as long as you behave you know it's not do this like these like illegal things or things that can harm the channel, right? It's like just to protect the platform because there's a lot of people that are out to harm or don't you know they don't people
successful at all kinds of stuff. Sometimes when you have too much um sugar you go loco. Yeah, I know. You know it's like all sugar is like a drug. It's like a serious drug. You go for loco. Yeah. Uh, but the thing about going crazy is that you can always probably claim
temporary insanity. I love sugar, but I'm cutting back down on Happy Fourth of July, traveling, gypsy, and happy July 1 to you. I'm sorry I forgot to wish you happy Canadian uh, Independence Day. You're kooky jabroni. Well, if you think you're bad, the sugar
in this coffee has gotten me wild. Five loco. How about six loco?
Thank you, Vicki. Thank you, everybody. I tried to put an emoji in the chat like in the the members. They weren't uploading appropriately, so I'll try again later. But infinite loco just look crazy forever. Loco Loki.
Uh, Luck Luck. Lucif Lucifer LKC. Hello Vicki. Hi, Vicki. Six minute abs. Oliver, we wouldn't be a personal trainer. Train me naked. Just kidding. I'm not really. Thank you. Travel
agency. We can do some cards for the chat this morning. We'll do from the regular Alice deck. We'll do a little Alice reading collective. I'll do five. I'll do six card reading for the chat. This is a special. Hold on. It's 4th of July,
but I'll give you a bonus two cards. So, we'll see. So, six six cards. Okay. And I'll make a little story out of it as much as I can. Who's a dirty bird? Okay. Oh. Oh, here we go. Okay.
Oh, it's your 20th anniversary. Well, happy Oh, 28th anniversary with your ex. Okay, that
Happy anniversary as they would say in Alice and Wonderland. Okay. See, okay. Well, it's kind of interesting. A lot of little stuff going. Okay. There's a lot of little things going on. Okay.
The flowers. I believe the flowers are going to be the wands.
Okay. So, we got this three of flowers. So, this is like this. You see how they're like all like this one's even like coming the opposite direction, but they're all kind of like in the same vibe. They kind of fit perfect together. They work together perfectly. There's some kind of partnership or some kind of passionate partnership. You need you need to collaborate with people. It's
always like these are they also look like hands. like extra hands are needed in this situation. And so you make sure you ask for support um or you or maybe you've been asking for the support. You've been asking for some kind of support to come to you. Okay. And then we have this we have the four of hedgehogs. The four of hedgehogs is going to be the uh the four of pentacles.
And so this is like this happy home environment. This is like you've been like working to create this uh this secure, safe, happy, comfortable home. Um you're managing your resources carefully and you know you're comfortable and secure in your settings right now. I think oh the cat my cat Lola just came over and she touched this
this card. This is the page of pentacles. Okay. So this is so this means that there's something very new. there's some kind of new venture that you're undertaking or some kind of new it's still it's still a little a little kitten but this kitten is like you know you know how cats even the kittens are smart but the cat will be even smarter right so you're going to gain some experience as you go through this look
at things with the beginner's mind but or like a ch like a childlike mind innocent mind and uh and go for your dreams because the kid because we have the cat and then there's like she's looking at this door this doorork knob and she's like cat's like how do I open that the cat will be eventually be able to figure out how to open the door. The
cat will be able to, right? Um this is the king of cups. Okay, so this is like uh this is you know the king of cups is like uh very u you know master of his emotions and but he's also you know he's a kind of a softy. He's like you know maybe he cries, maybe he drinks a little bit little bit much but he has a big
heart and uh you know he loves a he loves a good drink sometimes. this king of cups what it says here you know and the cups are all about emotions and so the king is like the master of the emotions right uh but it says uh the king of teacups
represents a kind caring paternal figure who tries his very best to help with his guidance is thought when his guidance is thought if you're feeling overwhelmed by a challenge or conundrum the king of teacup suggests that you seek out the wise advice of someone with experience on these matters and your best interest at heart. Well, that's great advice.
Okay, next we have this two of swords. And so what this is saying is this crossroads because I think like so the cat and then the doorork knob. Okay, then so there's this like the some kind of crossroads, you know, because it is a crossroad there, but it's also, you know, you can't see entirely what's ahead of you or entirely what's behind
you. So you have to, you know, very much use your intuition at these next coming points to help you open the door, unlock the door, find the key. Maybe you can pick the lock with like a little one of these spears or maybe use this like scissors or something like that. Cut something out of your life. You'll know what to
do. But there's two of swords. And finally, we have the nine of flowers. Okay, so the nine of pentacles. Wow. So this is like almost a t of pentacles. This is like you're going to make the right choice at this path at this juncture. You're going to make the right choice that will lead you to like this u material abundance. And um you
know you see the nine of fl you know the nine. I think he has his feet on pentacles and he has the pentacle on his head and is on in his lap. I think that's the nine. Okay. So, nine says or it's the nine of flowers, right? Okay. Nine of flowers uh advises you have been
you have uh courage when defending your ideas. You may not be feeling like you're alone in their defense, but that doesn't mean you should back down. Rely on your vision and passion to overcome the current challenges. Yeah. And so, you may be feeling a little bit defensive, but it's like look, there's all this protection around you, too. And it's like you got this really big thing growing. You were trying to get this to the T of
pentacles. Uh you're almost there. You're almost there, right? I'll pull like a word of advice for the chat. Your word advice is the king of pentacles. Okay. So, it's this guy. I think it's a carpenter, right? You know, the remember the walrus and the carpenter. Yep. There's the walrus and the carpenter.
And so, this is he's the king of pentacles. And so I guess this guy had a great idea about with oysters and you know shucking oysters and you know it might not be the most humane idea but I think it was maybe lucrative. Let me see. So the king of pentacles but it's also you know he's he's basically a
master of the the physical world and the material world and enterprising. The king of hedgehogs is a masterful person who has built his success through hard work and persistence. Take inspiration from the carpenter who uses his skills to build a restaurant where he can make his dinner dreams come true. Set yourself or set yourself up through
discipline and dedication. So that is your that is your advice. Set yourself up be disciplined, dedicated, focused. Like this is like a there's a lot of just things you can look at cards to see how they're they're connecting and stuff like that. We we have the man, we have the doororknob, we have the cat,
and we have all these um all these emotions, all these flowers and bunch of coins to start something. And so I do hope you found that useful and enjoyed that reading. Anybody want a personal card? Please tell do her barn chores. Oh,
happy anniversary. Yeah, do circles of protection, guys. That's the best. uh you know always remember magic that there was this circle of protection you would invoke around yourself first because it would keep out these other entities but it gets tricky when you're inviting these entities into into invoking them. So it gets tricky with like letting the circle
be open around you or letting the circle be like you within the circle. Who said what they have me blocked? Oh, hold on. The circle of protection is Dingle. Um, happy anniversaries. Lo, low L low key. Traveling gypsy.
I don't know. Dingle. Dingle says circle of protection. Maybe your chat is on um not on all chat. It might be on top chat and so you don't get all the chat messages. But if I put this on, they should come up on the screen now. or not those ones, but
everyone from now on. So, my hair is kind of a mess. Sorry. They must know me. They blocked you to do your barn chores. They must know me. What are your barn chores? What are you not You're not
talking about some kind of cow. Easy. What's up, Easy? Oh my god. I've seen some videos that are like, "Wow." I'm just That made me go wow. Okay, back to work. You have a wonderful day. Happy 4th of July. Or, you know, I know you don't celebrate it, but you too. You have a great day. Have a great day at work. Thank you for coming, Teresa. Hey, Easy. Yeah, Easy. I saw the
video you tagged me in where your it was said like I said, oh, um, the trolls are on their way or something. And then that woman tagged me in a in a video. And I'm in the video in my speedos with my legs behind my head.
But I do like how you handled it. Like I like how you handled it. That that was kind of a um shock. But hey, hey buddy. We're in this together. Okay. I got your back. Oh yeah, pretty crazy.
Yeah, I don't know. It's It's funny how some people just focus on certain people like like how they found you or I don't know. Sometimes they're former fans, sometimes they're just crazy, sometimes they're these moral crusaders. I just have no idea why she's so focused on you and she, you know, but uh
yeah, easy is a great guy. I'm going to order my deck today. I'm going to order a deck today. Um yeah, new deck. New deck. Thank you, Easy again. Really appreciate you. Dingle, how's everybody in chat? I hope
you like that reading. She's Yeah. That's crazy. The trolling has been crazy. Yeah. So, Pi was just here. Yes. New Jack. There's a bunch of really cool ones. I don't know which one I should get. I I'll have a look at my list.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I always love a new deck, too, because it's like actually there's a lot of decks that I saw that are like some are like the more like, you know, one's called like the evil eye tarot. You met her before. Hold on. Oh, Yeah,
Pi was you. We met her before me. Yeah, Pi was just here. She We just did like a about an hour like an hour about an hour interview and it was really well. Yeah, Pi was real cool. Kai was here when I started. I think actually I saw like one of her lives and I was like I'm gonna do Streamyard. But I mean I I thought about that before,
but I was like I really got motivated like this one night that I was after I was on her show. And so then I signed up for Streamyard. Then I've been doing lives ever since then. That was like in January. We had a little bit of a we had a little bit of a misunderstanding or little falling out, but I think we're healing. I love that
when we people can heal. Yeah, she's cool. Yep. She's very cool. So, Amazon. Okay. Yeah. Hopefully I'm getting better at running the show. It gets hard because I keep trying to like
think I can like heal everything, fix everyone, you know, not fix people. No, people don't really need to be fixed, but people I I can't fix anybody. People can like only change as much as they want to change and fix themselves, right? Okay. So, let me see. Amazon's choice.
Okay, I'll find one.
Let's see. Yeah, very cool. Let's see. Spiritual symbols. Inner worlds. That one looks good. Inner worlds. Let me see how these look.
I mean, this this deck. Oh, I have pictures of it. It looks really cool. I'm I'm getting this one. I'm getting this one. Okay. It's Yeah. It's about that price. Okay. Buy now. Inner World's free two-day delivery.
Mhm. Okay. I ordered it.
Okay. We're going to have a fun day though. Hi. Hi. You want to see Lola? Hi. You want to meet Laura? Hi everybody. Lola, you want to say hi to everybody? Hi,
Miss Lola. Her name is Lola. Oh, if you pet Oh, I pet your neck like that. Oh, Lola's a sweetheart. She doesn't mind being on TV either. Yeah. So, they have I'm surprised at how
many movie decks they have. They have this like they have Hocus Pocus, The Nightmare Before Christmas, they have uh Beetlejuice, they have uh bunch of like monster movie decks, Lord of the Rings, um the Garbage Pale Kids, that's the one um I think uh Hillbilly wants to buy me.
There's the Bumpy the Vampire Slayer deck. There's Um, yeah, that's all the one the ones are showing that that row. The Wizard of Oz. There's Yeah, there's the evil eye oracle. That looks pretty interesting. I think I
might still want that one. Yeah, interesting stuff. This Lola. Lola. Lola, your sweetheart cat eye, babe. Oh, she's so sweet.
Got it. People say, "Oh my god, you're you're grabbing your cat." Got I touch it very gently or Okay. And I don't It doesn't bo She's purring loudly. So I know how to hold my kitty cat. I love that. Feels good. Feels good.
That's Trix's mom. Lola's Trix's mom, of course. You know, uh Rudy's over there. Hey, Rudy's looking over. You You saw me petting Lola. Rudy's looking over like, "Hey, what are you doing?" She looks chill. Yeah, she's very chill. She's a chill kid. She's She's sitting right here. I think there's like there's like a
there's probably some catnip all over there, but Oh, meow. Meow. Hi. She's a very sweet cat. Where's Trixie? I don't see Trixie. Trixie must be outside. So, let's do Let me see.
Yeah. So, you know, interesting statistics. I've Okay, so I said 250,000 watch hours I've gotten. That's a quarter of a million, guys. That's a lot. A quarter of a million people have watched my videos and stuff. Wow. That's crazy. But unfortunately, all the
videos I delete, it only leaves me with 60,000 hours logged. So, every time I delete videos, which I do so many videos, just they're they're gone and I just lose I lose all the watch hours and stuff for them. They can never be they're just gone. So it really does hurt probably in the long run when
people do porn bombing and stuff and have to like delete streams and so that you know expect to like learn some lessons and they're they're sometimes expensive lessons the first year but you know I think I'll be able to get get better and better at it. Okay. So, I had that I
had, you know, 2560 subscribers. I have uh like like half a million impressions and then it's like out of those maybe like, you know, Night Before Christmas deck. That sounds pretty cool. Yeah, I love Jack Skellington.
I I was charmed by that movie, you know. Um, and I like those Tim Burton kind of looks and the those animated ones. I haven't seen it in quite a long time. But it's so crazy how easy it is to
adapt movies and uh different things to tarot decks, you know because in a movie they'll have all these elements of the tarot, you know, you can like go through some movies sometime sometimes they do they do it the fool's journey on in in in um sequential order
and stuff, you know. Hi, you got a little Yeah. Oh, 40 people in chat. Good morning everybody. Everyone shout out where you're from. Anybody Everybody say hi. How do I get everybody to comment? Sometimes it's hard. People are a little little bit quiet. I don't know if everyone's just like watching me. It's like we're just
watching you. We don't We don't want We're not We don't want to talk to you. We just want to watch you. It's okay. I don't mind. Oh gosh. Yuck. You should make your own custom deck using yourself and all this from chat. You can draw them yourself. Yeah, exactly. I would love to. You know, I
just And they have these blank decks that you can you just draw on. You know, you see my art. It's a little bit not like it's not bad. It's like, you know, it's it's interesting. It's it's like it's a little bit abstract, right? we say a little bit abstract, but Oh, thank
you. Yeah. And I'm still like, you know, I I should have been like a lot more active doing art and stuff like that, but I do like doing portraits. I see a lot of elements in these drawings that are like elements throughout my life that I I've always drawn like the eyes like that and
like the face and I the hair. I like I don't know where I learned it, but yeah. Let's see who's in the chat. May 420 I do have Christine Z Fuzzy LD Isaiah Big Elder Swordy Diamond Gotti Second Brody JT
Penis. Uh I think Chris K. Is this Chris K? Chris K smoking. I don't know. He's holding that. Is he holding there? No. Looks like bent chopsticks or something. Are you smoking weed? I'm not sure what he's a roach clip. What the was I thinking? I don't know what I
was thinking. Okay, maybe was some weed or something. I drew some Oh, I drew I drew Christine.
Okay, who's that? And then Christine I drew um stay turned. I drew stay turned. Not him. Stay turned. I drew
Oh, I I'll just you you know who I'll just keep her anonymous, but you know you know you know. Okay. And Let's see.
Diamond. And oh my god, what's going on there? Okay. And uh there's there's Gotti. That's the second picture I tried to draw. I'm not sure. Eldo. Big Eldo.
But it looks like kind of one of the more realistic ones. There's Alex.
It's ghost. It's like Picasso. Thank you. There's ghosts. I got baby Homer since then. Spunky.
Dingle. I I have Dingle here, too. Do I have Dingle in here somewhere? Oh, yeah. Here's Dingle. Got Dingle from the chat. Um JT. Okay, here's Easy.
Yep. Uh, there's another one of God and his God loves bananas and donuts. Um, avatar. And there's DJ Electra. Ah, speak of the devil. Oh, I mean,
speak of Gotti. Yep, that's Hey, Gotti. Hi. Hi. Hi, stranger. Yep. See guys, these are these are also like portals. Whenever I like hold up the the drawing, it seems to summon summon the the person in the drawing.
So, maybe it's magic. What's up, Gotti? How are you? Happy 4th of July. Yo,
I don't know. No, not that means just what they say. How do they do cheers in Russia? Oh, I see. Forgot how they do it. Yo, happy fourth ter is a terror does. Oh, nostroia. Novia, something like
that. Noia. Um, happy 4th of July everybody. The uh guys what I have everyone's so excited guys. Happy 4th of July.
Yeah. Got my Fourth of July helmet. No. You want to see from the side? Huh? Look. Look how look at my actually the underwear itself is hung like look at that. Like that's even without me in it. Look how big it is. That's beautiful shape. Won't look great. Guys, remember last
time I was in these? Yeah, it will look even better. Another another warning. And yeah, I'm going to auction off the speedo and the bidding will start at $20. Um yeah, included. Shipping is included. Um, you know, and they'll be slightly soiled. Um, they'll be washed at
request, but who would want me to do that? Nobody. Everyone wants them slightly soiled, right? That's the way to go. Then you have a little piece of me forever. Just put them in I'll put them in like a Ziploc bag. Just take take them out and take a whiff whenever you you're not opposed to the idea. No, I think it's a good idea. It's almost like
it's like selling your bath. No, I'm like, "No, I'm not taking a jar of my bath water." Oh, you're not open to the idea. Oh, I thought you said you were. Yeah. So, uh, so yeah, it's not selling my bath water. Yeah, you missed Pi. Pie was here for like an hour. Gotti, she was. Wait, you can rewind. We have a nice interview. Well, you selling bath water at at any point. Would you like to
buy some? If guys, if you'd like to buy bath water from me, we can make a deal. Okay, just contact me privately. Okay, guys. Yeah, I Yeah, Pi's awesome. P. Pi was really cool. So, was she in a good mood? Yes, she was. She was I think one of the better bit better moods um I've
seen her on the show. So, yay. Um yep. What? You want to say hi to me? Lola, want to say hi to Gotti? Lola. Lola wants to say hi this morning. She wants to be on camera. Hi. Oh, God. Look, look in your eyes. Look, God. Look into her eyes. She's magical. Hey, Lola, it's God.
Oh, see, she responded to your voice. Well, that wasn't your voice, but it was close enough. Um, yeah, people are wild like that, guys. These these underwear or these these speedos will sell. You know, these guys these are a piece of history. I'm I've been I've worn them twice on my
stream. They see they see me hundreds of people. They're so they're famous. That's good. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, hi. Are you attacking my microphone? What are you doing? Her eyes look pure pure jade. Hey, Lenor. Lenor. Yeah, she is beautiful. Her eyes are gorgeous. Yeah, she Hey. Oh, she's kissing Lenor here.
Oh Oh,
got crawling all over here. There we go. any uh get say burnt say turned get naked for psyche backstage. Yeah, guys, do you want to do a freakoff tonight? We can do a we can do a fourth of July freak off. Maybe I'll set a puff a firecracker for my butt. I don't know. I'm sure bottle rocket miraculous the hazardous speedo
any uh lol. Oh, Lola, don't knock over my camera. My dream is for pie to ask me again from her pie. Yeah, well, I think she's heard that pickup line. That's Oh, yeah. Someone might buy that bath water. Yeah. I mean, if you want to buy if you want to buy my bath water, you know,
contact me on Instagram, Discord, because we can work out deals, you know. Can you say Can you say rest in peace? No, I cannot say that because then I'll be clipped and then King Vaughn will think that I said Oh, now I've now I've said all the words. Okay. They're going to be on eBay speedo. Yeah, but we're gonna we're I want it to be like I want
my chat to have first dibs. I want my my I want people that are here to be able to Oh, you're the motorcycle to be able to get a piece of me. Why the person is dead? Who's that person? Oh, came on. Is he dead? Just clipped in Oh my god.
Oh, at least he's passed away then he can't get mad at me, right? But he's in a bidding war with Alex. Yeah. Gotti, you don't want to put in your bids. Well, guys, who's going to be the first bid at $20? I So, we'll have an auction today. It'll be an American flag auction. Don't talk about I forgot what I was just said, but Okay. I don't know. I don't know what they're
talking about. I don't I just don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know. Are you trying to get me in trouble, Doug? And tarot is the tarot does. Easy. Better. Okay. Never mind, Doug. Doug, behave doggy.
Oh, stability in. Oh, I just got I just got a a error message. It says stability issues. Studio instability issues. The latest version of some browsers seems to have introduced a conflict that is causing studio instabilities when using all virtual backgrounds or touch my appearance features as a temporary
workaround. We suggest turning off those features. We work on a fix. Our engineers are actively working to ensure. I've never had like an error message like that. Thank god. Okay. Well, I guess uh easy said easy said it's not appropriate. Uh Pat, there's a rogue mod banning BKG support. Is there guys? Is there a rogue mod? Is everyone
uh let me know in the chat if somebody's timing out beta people? I'm I do not support timing out his people just because they're BKG beta's people. I'm I want to be on good terms as far. Okay, I don't want to say his name anymore. What are you talking about? Easy. He He said, "Okay, he said he wants to Gotti wants to buy them for $1,000.
Gotti, buy them now. You can have them right now. I'll just skip the auction. You can just They're They're yours. They'll be yours. This close just You won't have to do a bidding war. No, none of that crap. Just buy it now. Easy is going to enjoy guard. Oh my god,
Doug, stop it. Oh lava squirting. What are you talking about now? What is the chat, guys? The chat seems to be their their head in a gutter. I remember
people were really sad. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. I think his name's familiar. Squirty. I know. One of my favorite. It's one of our favorite topics to talk about. It's like, oh, is it is squirt tea or is it like female female And
then people will say, oh, it's like 90% tea and 10% female. I'm like, well, what is female? Like, what is it? I know. Chat, come on. We're talking about female come right now. Okay, guys. Get your minds back to me. Okay, I'm Mr. Mcoo. Hey. Hey, I love you. The guy was um the guy from Gilgood Island. Professor How? Hi,
I'm Mr. Mcu. He can never see. What? What? What? That's what um Joe always says. What? Uh most people squirt something out of somewhere every day. I know. Squirt. Yeah. Especially after too much Mexican food. But uh I'm talking about, you know, women. Women will like squirt. Isn't that just your I think so.
I don't I don't know what it they're like oh it's mostly urine but it's like what else is it? What I mean what is it? I've never heard of any female se like seminary or seaman or I don't know he's talking about okay yeah
isn't Doug like a woman I heard Doug was like actually like this woman not sure who it is. Okay. God's laughing. Dingle's laughing. Okay, everyone's laughing a little bit.
Yeah. Um, I don't know if this is the most appropriate questions to be asking. Guys, if anyone ask if anyone guys, you better not ask Paige this question, okay? If you do, you're in big trouble. Do not. I don't want to hear it. If it's any% piss, it might as well be piss. Okay, fair. Fair. Maybe it's maybe it's all some other liquid. I used to think it was like some different liquid. I don't
know what I was thinking. I was like, what what would this be? Like some kind of mucus or something. It produc I I don't know. Where is this liquid coming from? It's more mysterious than Flirty Diamonds breast milk. If it says 80% piss, it might as well be. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Um, don't speak to me like that. My god.
Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Loki. I'm sorry. I didn't It's lemonade. Yeah, I just remember didn't have it. Okay. I did I did like experience one time. I didn't know I didn't know my girlfriend peed all over my couch. I thought I had just like, you know, done some amazing finger work. But anyway,
what happened is that yeah, she soaked through my couch and uh I remember tasting it. It was like didn't taste like anything. Must have been very diluted. Yeah. Who's Sweet Pea? Yeah. No, you didn't. Mrs. Speedo, it's only 10:00 a.m. Never forget the towel, right?
Yep. Yeah. Some people put up plastic and stuff like Well, they actually like, you know, they're more honest about it. They know it's like peeing on people. Is it am I just touch like am I good at like finger banging? I don't know. That's all I ever did. Uh it must be seem very I
know. Must have been like you know it's not wasn't obviously wasn't yellow. I'd be like oh it's pee it was like like water and it tasted like water. Maybe a little bit a little bit like a like a lube like a lube texture to it too. I don't I don't know. Women are human lube machines. Kim squirts orange crush. Oh
my god. Well yeah. You've never Yeah. You know, imagine a big asparagus and then it's like, "Oh my gosh." Well, why did you squirt that, you know, that green, you know, asparagus smelling water? Like, how did that happen?
I don't know. So, Gotti, like Gotti, you want you God, if you want to pee on me, I would let you. It was It's not gay. I would like close my eyes and not look at your wiener. Then you can just do it. And I just have my mouth open and it's like screaming like one of those, you know, the it's a it's a spare. You squirt that
like the clown's mouth and it fills up the the balloon pops. That'll be like me. Damn, I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee over on the squirt talk. Yeah. Don't little squirt in your coffee, right? Gosh. Gotti into it all. You like it, Gotty? Got I don't I bet I don't
want to do a brown a brown shower with Gotti. That's when like, you know, he eats a bunch of McDonald's and comes and shits on my chest. Sounds disgusting. I would never do that. Never. Gotty. Not for half a million dollars. No. Well, maybe for half a million dollars. Um, but we'll discuss
it later. Urine is not sterile. It is just a friendly reminder. Oh yeah. Well, isn't it? I thought it was sterile. I thought it was sterile. God is into the centipede position. Oh, I don't want to be a part of a human centipede, especially with God, you know. Oh my god. I don't want to be in the human centipede. No, no, thank you. Easy.
Easy. I think Easy might be insane. I I just saw a video tonight. He seems like I don't know if I know this person anymore. I shouldn't have vaped or wake and baked today clearly. Oh, not the day for it.
And I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Oh my gosh. Leave easy alone. Diddy says he wants me at the first freakoff when he gets out. We'll see what he wants to get a picture of me or something. Look, I just packed a bowl. Yep. Let me find my vape. So, here's one. Bottoms up.
That was a good one. Anyway, so they have this this uh club. Let me see if I can remember the details of this. Well, this this club called the Pandora's box club or something like that. And so when they have a new rapper or something, once they get a deal, they get invited to this club, I don't know. All I know is that they go to the club thinking that they're going
to get a record deal. They come out with a record deal, but in between that time, they like are putting a mask and like 10 black guys them or I don't I don't know. It sounds very gay. It sounds, you know and it's just like why would anyone want to be in that industry? No wonder it's like Little Nause X is the only decent one left there anymore. But any reason?
Yeah, your coffee doesn't taste good anymore. Well, put in some milk. Just put in some extra milk.
Isn't that the industry standard right now? Yeah. Well, yeah. It's like, think about the industry, right? Think about how many people think about oh my god just like the mill there's like a million guys with like a mixtape and like you know that thinks he can rap and like it probably sounds kind of decent maybe has some talent maybe doesn't if you can if
you can do a nursery rhyme you can basically sing rap right or sing rap and they can always make you sound cool in the studio right uh so people really want these jobs I mean these jobs with million they can make millions have the fans Y and you know so they think they're going to you know just be some star. Well, no. It's like
Hollywood and the music industry are very very selective. They get to pick exactly who they want to bring in and they have to make sure they're sufficiently compromised so they can be able to use them like a puppet instead of like having the actor go out and be all controversial and talk about their own beliefs. They have to keep them in line with the
So it's really it's Choose Sally 2012. We have a easy What up? What up? What up? Hey, take it easy. Yo, I'm not going to go to hell. Gotti, relax, man. Can't take a couple jokes. Well, if Easy goes to hell, it's okay cuz he probably has a throne in there. Hey, listen. I got a special room over there. I go visit once once a summer.
Oh, you do? What? It goes down in that room. What goes down in that room? What? It gets cold. Gets cold. Yeah. What day? One day hell gets cold, I got to go down there, you know, warm back up. Well, that's the problem with hell is like, you know, it's really, you know, the sunburn is terrible. The ice cream
all melts and, you know, um, yeah, but that was a real hateful thing to say. Hell's waiting for you. Like, damn. Like, I really hit I hit him hard this time. Well, you know, it's like we all make mistakes and it's like, you know, sometimes we regret them, sometimes we don't. The biggest thing is, can we
forgive? Can we forgive ourselves? Can we look at ourselves in the mirror? Can we sleep? Can we sleep soundly during the night? Do we have a heart as lit light as the feather? I sleep like a bed. I sleep like a baby every night. I don't get nightmares like that as much as you know. But then I'll say again, if you don't feel any of that, just be aware that maybe you you could
someday because there are repercussions to our actions, right? And so and that goes for everybody, right? It's like even if we're like we have we sleep well and it's like but maybe later in life we will have regrets about um some of our actions, right? But that's part of like living and growing as a human and doing better. And it's like you know sometimes we do it alone. Sometimes we do it with the decisions not some of the actions
maybe the decisions or like you wonder you wonder what would have happened if you never did that right but then it's like the decision is like I mean there's so many we make so many decisions right and so it's like and so sometimes we are on autopilot sometimes we are under the influence of chemicals whose influences we don't
understand alcohol or other thing you know even you know weed is a is a big influence influence on the personality and the person's like motivation and all kinds of things. Weed only calms me down. Alcohol alcohol um makes me relax. Liquor insane. Liquor makes you go insane. Yeah. And so so guys, if we go insane or we're going
to do some stupid you know, right? It's like if we go insane, like we'll do something stupid and then it's like, you know, some sometimes we'll have a sober person in our party that pretends to drink or, you know, just the the designated driver and then they're always the one with some some camera around ready to catch you, you know, with your, you know, underwear down around your ankles while you're peeing behind a a Toyota, you know, after
coming out of the club. There's always going to be that friend, you know, right? pants at your ankles and doing a handstand while giving a you know. You know, I mean that I mean that's like the typical Saturday night for most LA. That's Gotti's typical Saturday night. I'm just saying. Hey, Electra. Hi. How are you, sweetheart? Yeah. And so,
but anyway, you know, you know, for I would say make amends to to I think we should think about if we do hurt other people and you know, we can like maybe make amends or even if we don't, you know, we can just say like at least like listen, you could you could pray for amends for the next person you harmed or whatever the case might be. If they
don't accept it, they don't accept it. If you say it out public or you say it out and it is what it is, right? No, no, but a lot of people not. But be but be with that within yourself. Find that peace within yourself knowing that you found that peace. But that's what I'm saying. I'm saying I'm saying the forgiveness the forgiveness or like the for is for yourself but the forgiveness for others too is like a forgiveness for yourself. It's like because when you
forgive somebody they don't really feel the effects of your forgiveness. You feel the effects because you let go of this big um burden of anger burden. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just you're holding people people hold on to this anger and it's like it just distracts them from their their real goal and it's like it takes them why they think they Why do you think they so mad at me? Cuz I I
forgave him. I forgave myself and I kept on moving with life. Who did you forgive? Myself. Oh, you forgive. Okay. As a person, you know, you know, you gave me some cross and all the Forgive, forget. And they mad that I'm happy with life. That's what it is.
Who's mad? Is there like that person or is there people are that person supporters? Okay. Like you know I support you. If somebody har you or get up, I'll probably be mad at them like, "Yo, you." Like, "You hurt psyche." Like, "Fuck you." Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's how it is. Yeah. And there I mean, of course, like, and when we have friends and they're personally affected, it's like going to be a lot different than if it's like a
stranger or something like that. And, you know, we it's great to defend your friends and it's like, of course, there's more size. I had to change the subject because of that that square subject was getting real drifty. So, okay. I I don't mean to. Yeah. I I'll let I'll let you What do you would like to talk? What would you like to talk about? No, we could talk about anything else. Yeah. Anything else? Okay. Um um
anything I've been trying to build your confidence for the speedos. So, um I want to see the My confidence is there. My confidence is there. I was just like waiting for like the perfect time. I don't know. I just like maybe if I I have another beer in the fridge. Maybe I'll drink. I just started mine. I just started mine. So, yeah. I'm still finishing my coffee. Unfortunately, it got cold, but there's
only one one cup of it. Yeah. Uh, so with 39 people in chat, I was going to sit in front of my house today, but uh, my cousin's coming come pick up me and my wifey and we're going to head towards over there and watch. Well, fine. Are you going out in the speedo? I'm not going to go out um like to the beach or anything. I'm just going
to be home. Um, because I don't want to be out in a speedo in public really. It's like he's going to give everybody the confidence to go to speedo this like yo you ain't out matching me. a psyche. You gonna have big jaws to everybody watch. Charlie E is not gay. It's like, do you understand a speedo is it's like
a comedic device and it's like I'm nowhere near gay. Stop. He's not gay. He's not gay. Easy has never even experimented. He would not. I got the tightest booty hole in the century. Oh my god. My god. Easy. But yo, Ezy is like he's Puerto Rican. Like I've known pure Puerto Rican guys to be kind of
freaky like you know not you know kind of like you know freakier. You are ladies. We get real crazy with the ladies. I throw a shoulders real quick. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Well, whatever floats your boat. So easy. Okay. So a speedo is what male strippers wear. Yeah. It's like straight and gay male strippers wear. You know women
enjoy them. They just it's kind of a funny cut. You know, do you know pride men wear like not pride like straight men wear speedos too? Yeah. I mean they're functional for know for swimming. Like I I used to swim and you'd wear them for swimming cuz it's like swimming. Yeah. Cuts back on the water resistance of the when you're in
regular bathing suit. It's very heavy. Or backstage. Can you show off? Yes, you can go backstage. Uh BS BB. Oh, so we're talking about backstage. What did Stay Tune show you last night? He was showing you stuck with the tank top, drop a little bit of draws. He was you pay me back. Yeah. I mean, he was just like he was just giving me like
this like ll cool expression and like just sitting there like, you know, I don't sexy face. He was g sexy faces for you like Yeah. He was giving like little like his lips were like pursed up a little bit and he was like just showing himself in dark glasses like all looking all cool and kind of like I don't I don't know. It worked. He was giving you duck face. He was giving you duck face.
Yeah. But then I found out he's one of the people that was like I was like oh he's like one of the trolls from that group. So I didn't say wearing the speedo is gay. I said easy wanting to see another man in his one is Charlie. You don't like to see me in the speedo. Charlie you didn't like to see me in it. Everyone liked to see me in it. Even if they didn't weren't attracted to it, it
was so bizarre and strange of a a thing that people thought it was funny. The comedy gods demand speedo. Yes. Easy is just appeasing the comedy gods. You know, you don't want to see the comedy gods mad. It's not a funny laughing matter. Okay. Psyche, please stop lying. I wasn't. Yeah. Ziggy, what was No, we're not talking about you. We're talking about Stay T. Ziggy, but I'll tell you what Ziggy did. Ziggy. Ziggy, I
didn't We wasn't talking about you. We was talking about Stay T. Stay ter was trying to Yeah, I ain't saying nothing bad about you yet, Ziggy. We on good terms. I'm Ziggy. What? Wait, your your avatar, you know, they sh like what? Took off its clothes or something. Your avatar is just a stupid avatar. I don't know what you look like. You could be 500 lb in your mother's basement and I would have no
idea. Am I wor? Okay, I'm not sure. No, I'm just kidding, sweetie. Uh, yes. Call me God's demand. Uh, her dad always wore speedo growing up. Uh, RSBB, you said you're BSBB. You're gonna show me your speedo backstage. You never cammed up. I didn't see it. You're not backstage. If you're going to show it,
I'll hold it down. You and Psyche have a blast off in the back and you know, I just hold down the stream. Who wants to go to the Fourth of July freak off? Yo, you heard about that? What's up? What's up? He he I thought he had Oh, it's at big Okay. Is that big times? I think I think there's like, you know,
still tickets available on um Aldi3K's um GoFundMe. I think I think he's hired him as must have hired him as his manager, producer of the event. Um there'll be a tattoo free tattoo booth. There'll be rodeo clowns. There'll be um gonna be there. He's going to be the clown. Wow. Got it. You know, we're all
going guys. My plane takes off in another two hours. I only have an hour left on stream before to catch the flight to wherever he lives. Um I'm picking up Florida Diamond at the airport and and Paige and we're all going to drive down to the the good times. Cal com. We're calling it good time or no good stock. We're calling it good stock and Oh, thank you. And uh we
can't wait. He said he's going to welcome everybody. Everybody's he said from good times to great times. Yeah, it's going to be it's going to be to to to the amazing times. It's going to be to unspeakable unspeakably good times. I enjoyed the speedo for everyone. I enjoyed the speedos. I bought them. I knew that was going to get you. People was going to like it. Of course, people was going to hate it,
but you know, they mostly after when they when you first came up, they was all smiling from cheek to cheek like the Joker. Yeah. Yep. Because they were like, "Oh, look. Now I can take a a picture of him." you know, and then uh Oh my god, I love it. Everybody tuned in. You had over 100 people in here when you started showing that overund overund
people now because I put happy 4th of July party tarot cards and speedos or tarot cats and speedo. And so it's in the title. So everyone who's searching for speedos right now is is my my uh my stream is coming up. You didn't know. You didn't know. I support psyche no matter what. You want something else? Psyche. Let me see. Let them hear. me stuff. You know,
you my first You the first person I publicly started buying stuff for everybody else. I did it on the low. What? You brought some awesome stuff. The hoodoo tarot. The uh that bong when you get ripped. Oh. Oh, yeah. I wanted to tell you that when you take that hit of the bong, the next hit you take, don't just blow it out. Take that inhale and you going to get higher than a right there. That inhale.
Take that inhale. I'm telling you, take that inhale. Even if you hold it for like three seconds, You gonna hit I've been mixing a little bit I mix in a little tobacco sometimes with it and so it's like so that's why that's called in New York City it's called grava. They call that graa. Okay. Yeah. Clipp
and ship. Oh smelly clipped and ship is I know now it's my I'm appearing in other videos that I've seen now with my legs behind my head and JC both have it as an avatar selection. Hold it. Uh they they they big fans. I just I'm afraid of it. I just think about like oh this it's like the smoke
starts to soak into your lung. I'm trying to get that video taken down. I'm going to try to get that video taken down. The copyright. No. No. I mean I mean it's it's I mean the underwear the speedo I get down. You can keep it up. Oh that Oh that one. Yeah. But it's fine. I really don't care. It's like it's like I mean it's like if you want to review but it's like um serious but it don't bother me. They can talk all
the they want. I don't care. It's just gonna build. Yeah, here's going. We almost we almost I almost purple with Q. But um I got I got no video her on my page so you could tell me where the harassment is going. Yeah. Yeah. But I just don't want her to like just get crazier about it. Like go I don't want to get ugly and then me being caught in the crossfire. I'd like to
like not be involved in it. If you smoke any tobacco with it. Yes. I put on soft porn sites. What? What? What did you put on soft porn sites? Oh, I need to make me a joint right now. There's there's soft porn. Like I I kind of like Wait, so soft what? It says soft porn. Oh, Schmemelly says he put my speedo video on soft porn. You put my video up,
smelly. Did you hear that? Oh, they didn't. Okay. Thank God. I put it on soft point. No, laugh out loud. He's joking. All right. Okay. I was like, damn. Like at least giving him percentage. Where's his percentage? Yeah. Oh, I was I was looking on like on like uh Pornhub. You made $20 so far. Oh
my god. Well, you have to send me a 10 so far. You got 50. Anything you make, you owe. I think they might. I mean, they might have. It might be. I don't really care. I mean, it's not like it's not First of all, it's not softcore porn. Second of all, like what kind of nut is going to like click on me and my speedo? I'm like this like looks like a skeleton in a speedo. Got some gay guy out there. You
probably got some gay guy out there that really like shy about who how gay he is. So he's over there like, "Oh, looks like he looks great." No. Well, I do have I do have people that find me attractive. I mean, I do I psyche. You're psych. You're a catch and you're gonna get a catch. Don't worry about it.
Psyche. It's okay. No. Well, I don't know. I'm not like I don't think I'm break about that self-confidence guy. Well, I I think I'm pretty confident. Shower stream. Smelly wants me to take a shower. Yeah, do not clip this one. Do
not I be I keep take a shower. I'm just then I can't I can't read I can't see the screen. When I read the chat, I can't see the screen. So, Oh, no. No. I mean, if I take a shower, I do it on on on the uh on stream in the speed up. Yeah. I know. Last time you was you took a shower with Sandman and Eldos was here. Yeah. I'm I'm going to wait for
them to come in this morning. Oh, I did it last time. I was cleaning and I was listening. I was sitting there laughing my ass. So, if I was clean, I'm like, "Yo, they really there." Oh, I look I stopped laughing. I start went back to clean. Oh, they were there. They were there. They're like, "Oh, they're like they're like they're like, "Woo!" They were like never seen me. My family thought they would have been like, you know, but yeah, they're looking they
were looking on the low. They're like, you know, they're like, "Oh, you know, we're you know, we don't we're not gay." And then it's like, "Oh, dear. Oh, there's Psyche in the Speedo. Let's click over there and join the chat and and watch him in the shower." Don't worry, my my crazy supporters even was watching and they you know Harry, remember the last time he got speedos
with him and he was all giddy. Am I watching? I'm not watching. Yeah, but I don't know. But then he like didn't he didn't he like start being weird to me or something? I don't know. It was a huge. Yeah, he started going wild. He started He started saying the f word after. He started going crazy. Oh yeah. Happy forth, Ziggy. Sweet pee. I will. You know that glow is
going to be turned up today. Don't worry about it. Could you make Glow squirt? Hold on. Charlie says stream is too spicy. Only make my girl squirt. It's too spicy. Smash. I'm sorry. We got little members. Smashy. I know about my wife. I know how to get the job done there. Do I bleach my a-hole? Um, no. I do not. That's You're thinking of You're thinking of blogger.
We are not the same person. Bleach your own You should try it. Bleach your Not you. Whoever wrote it. I I need Yeah, I need Yeah. And Yeah, you should just get, you know, just get a mirror and then Yeah. You know what? BSB completes the and then come up on panel and tell us how he did it. Yeah. See, is Oh my god, it's a guy. I mean, is that guy weird? I don't know. I
don't know. That person could tell us how he did it. That person, that person, I don't know if it's a male or female. That person could tell us how they did it. But but record it. Don't forget to record it. And then, you know, break it down. BSB, what color is your Ziggy, I'm not going to smack the drape. He said, "What the fuck?" Stream is too spicy right now. Yes, it's going to get
spicy. Uh, yeah. Who's jelly? Who's jelly? Wait till wait till this Wait till I put on the speedos, guys. Wait. Wait till that. Wait till you see how spicy it's No. Stomping in the speed. Oh my god. Don't be smiling. I can I can see you smile through the screen. Can you bleach it on stream? Smiling right now. Yeah. Smelly. If you buy If you buy me the anal bleaching cream and send another 50 bucks, I'll probably do that.
But I don't I'm not going to bleach my just on my own or for the, you know, I need I I'll need the bleaching cream taking paid for. Okay. Smash. Uh and I'll just I'll show my face. I'll just do my face. I'll be like or I'll have somebody apply it. I'll see I'll see if uh somebody wants to fly out and apply it. Anybody
any volunteers? I had to put my headset in my son. Uh oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Smash. I'm sorry. I apologize. You know, this is this is an adult show. Um not drunk, but Yeah. That Oh, it happened. That happened to me with family coming in and out, but at least you gave a warning that they're here so we could be a little bit more proper for the time. Yeah. Right. Well, I don't think anybody
could will understand like any of the most of the stuff they go, "Oh, oh, but at least we know at least we know that that person's here so we can be a little bit more respectful." And that's that. Yeah. Okay. I'm I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay, guys. You might want to make sure. But it's also 18 and older show. And I adise all parents and people do not have their kids or siblings or
any minors around watching. Right. We we always want to remember the panels 21 and over. I like the chat participating chat to be 18 and over. Let me see what's Oh, here's Sh. Yeah. Is it our show? Yeah. 18 and 21. Okay. So, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put it on my butt. I mean, you know, the
the thong thing. I'm just I'm not going to like make it the front too big. I'm not going to have any Hey, Scott. Hey, remember. Congratulations, Scott. Scott. Scott. Look, Scott smash flow key with Scott. Just write in the chat because I already knew he was he was and I had no problem with Scott. Scott was one of my
cool peoples and this is before I even met you, Psyche. This is years already. Like this is I play around like this. You don't like it? So what? Yep. So yeah. Okay. So let's see. Uh Ziggy, what Ziggy say? What did Ziggy say? Hold on. Ziggy said laugh. Ziggy said I'm 16. Ziggy, no you're not.
Say it again, Ziggy. You might get banned. You might get banned. Watch it. Ziggy 16y old get banned. Yeah, Ziggy. You know, if you're 16, you have to be banned from the show. So, you want to rephrase that or not? Because if you don't rephrase it, maybe we'll just have to ban you because I don't want um um those under 18 in the show in the even in the chat. Jim got a bit taken down because YouTube thought she was 13.
Yeah. Well, she she was very young looking. Good times party at at seven. Everyone's gonna go to the good times party today. Okay, everybody. Good time party. Going to take a good time to make it a great time. I'll see you on I'll see you on the I'll see you on the the bus. We're going to take a little party bus from the airport to the to to the uh
Goodstock compound. You know, there's pray baby oil, not water. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Get that was my idea to slip inside baby oil. Baby oil slip inside. Good bash. Oh, some good bash on Sunday at 3. Okay. He's going to be there. Oh, we're going to have a good bash. Yeah. Ziggy Ziggy. Ziggy still didn't confirm
when he asked. Are you Are you Are you 16? Remember what you said? Yes. Yeah. And Oh, but by the way, did you hear like you know Good Times came on the show and then I said, "Oh, I was promoting his party and then he took out guns. know that part. Yeah. Two. She put out two like semi-automatic machine guns and it started like you know like he was
like John Wick or something and then he wanted to she wanted to do four photos July early. Don't go to Goodham's house. You will never leave. Oh yeah. Well because would he lock me in the basement or I just had too much fun? Okay. Listen. Don't don't invite Psyche for a good time. You don't Yeah. I'm not I don't want to go. Yeah. But if if he invited me over, the most
likely scenario would be he'd end up tied to the bed and I'd probably just leave. Okay. Um, see what you did, Ziggy. Ziggy, what you do? Good. Oh, good stock. He said good stock. Yeah. So, but everyone should know. But no one's really gonna show up to this. Of course, we know this is a joke. Look, look, they starting it already. DC
Ziggy, you want to want to around? They already saying ban Ziggy 16. I'm sucking Ziggy's dick tonight. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Loki, what did Ziggy do? I don't know. Okay, I like my burgers. Well done. Lo,
what? Don't say what it's chefing. Oh, got the chef. Oh, we all going to heaven. Like Gotti's like Gotti. Gotti is like chef boy Rard kind of. That's how All right. Who's the guy? We gonna We're gonna throw the ball at the ball. Dunk. The dunk guy. The guy that falls in the
water. The dunk tank. Uh, you put in raising Zman or Flirty Diamond. Okay, I'm just kidding. Love, I got some meat with your name on it. Oh my god. Who's doing the karaoke? Who's going to be on the stage? Who's doing the comedy? We got to have a whole I I mean, I'm I'm just I'm just there to do um drugs and
and, you know, relax. Who's on the pole? Who's on the stripper pole? I might I might end up on the sher pole, but I'm not. Who's swinging? Who's swinging on the the the the the rope swing? I mean, the sheet swing. It sounds like a clan rally. I mean, please, let's let's not make it weird.
Okay. Is calling you fat guy. Oh, god. He's Yeah, chef. We are U. I was describing the picture from Diddy's party. Oh, okay. It's about my kitty. Hey, Ziggy. Oh, Ziggy's kind of like sometime like you just going to be there for the party. I know. Exactly. I'm just gonna relax all
is Is everyone gonna wear We're supposed to wear all all um all white all white. Yeah, all white party and u all all white good time party and there's going to be a white t-shirt contest and that's why everyone's going to be wearing white so that you can see the nipples easier. Where is my girlfriend Paige? Pa is Paige your girlfriend? I don't think
she's your girlfriend. Are you another one of these delusional freaks that think Listen, that even creeps me out. And I'll be like, you know what I'm saying? Like some of y'all be bro Let's say Paige is very magnetic, but uh
she's very she's very she's attracting a lot of uh lot of lot of I hope she's okay. I know, but she I mean she like has to she has to like basically get get have bodyguards escort her out of my chat because people are like being disgusting. Starting to dream about her. People starting to dream about her. I know. Alex Alice is having erotic
dreams. Alex is having erotic dreams. And then I was like I was like I was like Alex I was like I was like did you see how people were sexually harassing P? No, I didn't say I was like well you were one of the people. It's like I was not. He described the whole erotic dream with her where they're holding hands and the falling in love and kissing. I just grabbed it and kissed her like
what the man listen. Yeah. It's like you're just grab and he's like and you kissed me back. Yeah. In your dreams, Alex. In her dreams. Otherwise, Paige would be calling the police and having restraining order immediately. Please, Alex. She got the Addie. She got the Addie. Everybody got the Addie. Oh,
okay. This radio that ass. What it do, money? Pull up. Pull up. They be hating when all I my trolls come in and Has Aldi I think Aldi has them. Aldi has what? Okay. Lolo. Low key. How come? Low key said, "I thought there was body
painting." Yeah, there be body painting. Um, do I have any body paint? I have some markers I can maybe draw myself with later. Uh Tails, save me a while. I Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Talking about at the party. Yeah, there'll be face painters there, right? They said put some body paint on to make it look like you got a t-shirt. Okay. Okay. Well, that would be a good idea.
It would look very disturbingly painted white. Free beer, fullback, and green room. Uh even catering. Oh god, guys. This sounds like the party of the century. I make paintings of page. It's gonna have the white. It's gonna have the swings that's made out of sheets. It's gonna have the stripper pose. Everybody in white white outfit. They're
going to have the two the pool and the jacuzzi's. And we dunking somebody into the pool. The idiot of the day. Yeah. Look, you don't you don't want to wear white. I think you you can wear off-white. You can wear a little bit off. You know, I don't think the character is a little bit like eggshell. Would you be getting good times a lap dance in your speedo? I don't think so.
I think he annoyed me this morning when he like said that I'm crashing out and then he just left the show before I could respond. How rude. Does I'm crashing out. My hair is a little bit of skew. He was sitting there drunk telling me this and he said he drank 60 beers and
um a like a quart of whiskey or something like that one night and then he woke up feeling fine. Do I have piercings? No. And he woke up feeling fine and then I was like, "Well, that sounds like Yeah, he was drunk drunk this morning, right?" You're in love with Jan. Okay, hold on. And he finally switched his
clothes. Psyche. You saw that he took he put a shirt on cuz he had a party coming. He actually put on crossing us a week. Well, but Paige like last night um you know, Paige and this other woman that were on the panel uh
were talking about starting their own compound in Canada. And then you know like you know like I guess like you know females on YouTube streams and then I was like well I want to start a compound and I start a sex cult and then everyone like looked at me like I was weird or like I was serious and they're like and the guy started saying I was Charles Manson and stuff
and I was like I was just kidding. I would not have sex with my chat. It's like it would be too strange. You're like brothers and sisters to me. But I love you though. Man, when you bend over Gia and make him walk again. No. No. Oh my gosh. I got
Yeah. I just You know like white chick go on you go black. You end up in the wheelchair. Hey. Well, when Gotti rolls, you're going to be like, "Hey, Psyche." And when you hit it, he's going to walk instead of roll. I I I'll I'll just push around Gotti in his wheelchair. Um where wherever he wants me to, you know, I'll just I'll just do that and I'll walk really fast. I'm a fast walker. I'll take it where it
wants to go. Uh, I have goth crocs. Uggh. And I'm stuck up bit. What are goth crocs? Are they the black crocs? Crocs? Yeah. Crocs? Yeah. Yeah. And did you know low keys? Okay. Okay. Okay. Low um low key, did you know that Crocs went out of style in
2008 or something? I'm not sure. Maybe in 2005, but maybe they're coming making a comeback. And let me see the uh what's the other kind you said? The Crocs. The Oh, yeah. The Uggs. I love Uggs. I got like a bunch of pairs of my dad's Uggs. I got this pair of Birkens socks when he passed away, you know, and wear his shoes, but I'll never I'll never fill
them quite like he did. There are spikes and heels. Very cool for the fam. How do you feel about bloody? Are you talking about like like eating out of our period? I I I'm a I was offered that once and I was like I declined. I was like, "No, that's a drink I don't want to take." You know what? Yeah. So, she's like, "Oh, like I want you to eat me out, but I'm on my period." Well, I was like,
"Well, that's perfect timing." I was like, "No." And uh anyway, so we didn't uh I don't know if this is when I finger banged her because I don't remember my hand coming out oblivion, but God, I can't I can't I can't What's wrong? H What's wrong? No, almost. It's okay. Just continue. You're having a conversation. Put your
chat. Oh, yeah. No, no. Is this too much? I'm sorry. Yeah. I told my whole family about the spaghetti sauce story even like, you know. What's Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna Easy. What? You don't like it? Yeah.
asy and wolf thing that's wolf. Why do you think wolf name is wolf? Because he eats the bloody coochie but it's okay. Yesterday yesterday ba and yes he said be a man yesterday. Ba this lady Bie and this guy Vlad be and pale or his name is like uh I forot Zimpulse. Yeah,
Zimpulse. Uh they were like she was like oh you need to take a shower or need to take she's like personal hygiene. I'm like, "Well, Lady Bri, you only take um baths in virgin's blood." And then like the um the Zimpul is like, "Well, is there any other way to take a bath?" And she's like, "No, there isn't." And so I'm like, "Okay, you people are crazy."
But they actually are like the um Lady Baie and Lealer characters who did the Easter, but that's not me. I'm just saying y'all can add like No. If people are are murder if people if people are are are you know milking versions of their blood you know to to bathe in them for beauty. I think
that's not to each his own. I mean that's not that's because that's they're you're doing something to somebody. So no drinking unless it's your own blood. You should not be drinking it. Okay. Just drink your own blood. I tuned out. I'm sorry. I tuned out. I told you I This is not my type of conversation. Chill. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry, guy.
Is this Is this too weird? I don't know. Is this Are you squeamish? Listen, people talking about all types of I just got to learn how to hold it down like me. No brown. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Okay. I just don't know. It's like why are you having this reaction? This seems like it's like probably I almost threw up. But it's like it's like when I I felt like, you know, it's like you I don't know. Okay. Well, guy was 56 people in chat. So,
obviously it's not bothering. It's not bothering me. Yeah. They all Gucci. They good. They can have it. They can rock it out. Okay. Low key said it's not weird at all. Okay. So, what was I saying though? Hi, Spunky. Uh, who's being weird? Ziggy's being weird. low key, right? You're a female, right? So, you telling me it's okay. It's not nothing wrong with that.
So, one day some guy will was eating you out and he looked up his whole chin was red. Yeah. Guys, women, what are your thoughts? I want to hear about what are your thoughts on uh it's called we'll call it rag time. rag a ragtime meal. What do you think about when that that people do that? Is that like vampireism? Is it like magical? Is it like, you know, should you be making wishes and
stuff when you're eating it? I don't know. Just tell me. Tell me your tell me your uh your thoughts. Been there. Spunky. You've been there? Oh my god. You'll take me to Spunky Town. Spunky Town had a smile on his face. Yeah. It's like, you know, like Okay. So, there's a bird. It's like this little song bird in France and it's actually like it's like
they like they like they like basically boil it alive and stuff like that and and cook it and it's like so it's such so shameful of like a meal to kill to cook this bird that it's like they cover their face with a napkin and they eat it like under the napkin. They do. It's like it's it's like that's like that's like how somebody earned they red wings. The red wings. Yeah. I don't know. But
it's like the bird is like they cook it like and the bones soften and like and so it's like you eat the bird whole and they they just take off the feathers off of it. But it's like you know it's like little delicate song bird in France. So it's kind of kind of crazy. Boil said he wish you were holding on a zebra. Right. I like the video
funky town when the cartel faces the narc. Okay. boy city which what do you I mean you guys everything everything you guys talk about done the episode of the Sopranos I think I'm being left out of the loop here can you you use English please I don't know this Italian I got lost a little while ago too like huh let me just shut up reply to them I'm lost
get back on track I'm lost in the sauce oh you're into the bloody Mary okay soy likes goddy likes okay maybe likes bloody Marys him and Wolf I knew Wolf was down with that cuz Wolf his name is Wolf. Got to eat real bloody meals. Well, if and like and like I don't mean I don't mean to give away too many secrets of like the secret societies,
but I'll say, you know, a big part of it is utilizing sex in in rituals and because there's like a lot of this energy and they also believe that like you know these entities can come through and all kinds of things, right? And so there's these different degrees, you know, along the way where you learn like a new secret. A lot of these are sexual secrets. Hey, try just doing this way,
doing this way, doing this way, try this way. And that's why Alistister Crowley was a big bisexual um who experimented with men and women. He was very out of the closet in his day, even especially for his day. It was very Get your asses up here if y'all could talk that hard Yep.
Yeah. You got a really cool chat. That's why I'm saying that. Okay. Okay. It's okay. You'll blindfold me, God. Will you blindfold me? And uh then restrain and put and no hoodwink me. No. Don't make my vagina bleed if you're going to say it again. Oh my god. Okay. Uh it's gross. I got dizzy two weeks ago
after surger Yeah, we got people eat all kinds of strange things. Open up the Bible psyche. Wait, what? What page of it? Like what what page you going through? What page? What page? Yeah. What what what part of the Bible exactly? The Bible's a big book. There's a lot in the Bible. It's
like I'll open to a page. I'll be I'll start reading about you know the gener like the family tree of like some family I don't know exists. Okay. So this is gross. Oh, grow up catfish. That is why you will never be my hoe. What? Oh, I don't know. Christine, look Christine. Like I said, the chat's like it's it's like the chat went from bloody eating
bloody coochie Christine. That's what it was drifted to right now and we trying to drift away, but we was just talking about a whole bunch of But Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. I was I'm going to try to see maybe I have something that kind of explains a little bit, but I know he wants to change the topic, but I still have I've been want the last five minutes, but they want to continue. So, let them continue.
Okay. How's the chat? Chat, I can talk to you about anything. You know what I'm saying? But you got to support the chat and what they what they talking about too. Okay. Chat, what do you want to talk? But I don't know what they're but they're talking about just weird things. I have no idea what they're talking or like if they're talking about people I don't know. And Okay. Okay. So, listen to this. So, okay. So, it says, "The troubling truth
of humanity is that some people simply do not know what is best for themselves. These people need to be told what to do through indirect means and only then will they operate in a way that pleases those around them. Since the average person is unlikely to be motivated to do what you desire, it can be vital to find a way to convince them that you are right so that you can see so that they can see the world through your eyes.
Being a bright person, which has already been proven by your interest in this book, you may find yourself wondering almost immediately how ethical of a process this is. The simple answer is that ethics are sometimes better debated by the philosophers. While humanity loves to dwell in the right versus wrong, both concepts fade away into nothingness when compared with raw results. The reality is that methods you
find will not only work but can help you rewrite your world to match your preferred perspective. For the kind of person willing to bend reality for selfish reasons, these techniques will be incredibly beneficial. Well, I would say be care be careful with anything that would say that, but also like maybe learn how to protect yourself from people that use these kind of techniques. I'm I'm like on the side of like not using these kind of techniques
because they've been used on me so extensively. I know it's not very uh fun and so that's why I like to reveal some of them. But, you know, I not to misuse them or for anybody to misuse them. I want was to learn how to protect yourself better. I think the
black frosty killed my biome. How uh I'm just letting them go off. Yo, I'm Yeah, Christina her lunch. She said she said Okay, throwing lunch away. Oh my gosh. Yeah, we're not talking about this. Let's go, man. Let's get somebody else up in here. Show some love and respect. You already know what time it is. Happy 4th of July.
If I'm correct, the next holiday is what? Memorial Day. I mean, the other one in September. Hi. Hello. Hi. Good morning. Happy 4th of July. Yes. I just rolled out of bed and when I don't work, I sleep in. It's nice. Oh, tonight's gonna be a good night. Uh
oh. Uh oh. Psyche. Tonight's going to be black eyed peas. I'm dancing. Black eyed peas. My gosh, guys. Listen. How did the How did the freaking Redwing conversation get started? That's what I walked into. Yeah. I thought we were talking about like a a baseball team or something. And they're
like, "No, Red Wings is when you eat a woman on the period on her period." And I was That's nasty. I find that really disgusting. But I was joking about it. I know cuz I always do. But because the chat didn't even answer. I asked, "Okay, what does the chat think?" They didn't really say like it seems like maybe either they they don't know at all or
they know all too well. Say, "Oh god, enough." Spunky sounds like a man. No. Oh, come on. Spunky. You know, Spunky's Spunky just woke up. Be nice. I didn't make her bleed low key. Um, she was already bleeding and then I was just there. Okay. I would feel awful if I did that to
somebody. I didn't. No, I didn't. I I I refused to go near there at that time. And then I think we probably just watched a movie instead or something. I don't know. But uh yeah, I didn't make her I didn't I didn't make her do anything. Okay. You guys summoned me with the toilet talk. That's what
happened. Gotti toilet was first of all. So, Gotti's already first of all, Gotti's posted pictures of Pooh on my my uh as a profile photo on my show. And then he said his poo has been green for the last like two weeks. And then he's talking more about Pooh today. Gotti Gotti's really He's really
obsessed with it lately. He's having a hard time. And you know, old men, that's what they focus on. Yeah. They get on that one and that's it. They stuck on it. So, right now, when it doesn't come out, their whole world revolves around it. Oh my god. Got to get some Metamucil and uh you know some fiber, but don't start it at the suggested dose right
away. Otherwise, you'll talk about green poo before they call you Mr. Green Poo. Just take the whole bottle or you know what? Find some else that changes the color and you can like at least like have it more color like blend the color. You can have drink have some uh what they beets a lot of beets and they'll make blueberry red bull makes it really interesting. It red it'll be ready. It'll be red and green
and then it'll be like Christmas in your toilet. Yeah. Think about that. Wouldn't that be great? No, I wouldn't think so. Gotti, if you come up here and show me Scott, I don't even I don't want to see I don't want to see it. Got We're not supposed to show poo on my show. I mean, there's enough shitty content as it is. That was a good one. There's enough shitty content as it is. That was a good
one. Please tell her to blow her nose or something. I hate females that sound No, she doesn't sound like a ads. Somebody asked, "Why would you ask that?" Oh, who were we talking about? Like God loves rim jobs or something like that? Were we talking about that? Was that a dream or was like something? He just leans forward and
start licking ass, you know. Okay. Why do I sound like a man? My nose is not clogged up. See? Hi, Nicole. Okay. Christine low key is talking about me. It's just Okay. Okay. Don't Okay. KZ. Is that the real KZ? once Christmas. Yeah. Beautiful Christmas. There's actually that PooPourri. Have you ever seen the PooPourri? They had like the Christmas spell about and you put in the
guest bathroom and it's like you you Definitely. I put in all the bathrooms. Yeah, I need to get some of that. Uh I think Smokey says you do a toe licking video. Um but I don't lick toes, but I don't mind if mine are licked. Okay. Yeah, she will let your her boyfriend
will lick to she'll make a video probably like $100. You said or video, you know that song? I'm gonna lick you from your head to your toes. Have your man do that. Make a video out of it, man. Yeah. I want you to lick me from my to my uh up to my head. My toes. I I want this I want this little piggy to go to market. This little piggy to stay
home. Some pig have br this little piggy. We spunk like you know what? That's kind of a good idea. I'm about to be the first. That song never came out yet and nobody never did it. So, you gota have your man do that. Licking from your toes to your head to your toes. Well, yeah. Actually, my tongue would probably get tired. Like I don't know. I was just like I'd look
from like the probably like the shoulder blade to the ear and I get tired. Yeah. When do we get? Uh how about how about like some motivational? Anyone want to like I don't Anyone's going to send a donation. I'll do it right now or else I'll just I was I need I need like I need like
people holding dollar bills like you know like ready to put into my speedo and then maybe I'll go get in gonna get cash donations a dollar at a time. Yeah, Christine, pray for those tonight, guys. Guys, guys, because every because I put this video out, next thing you know, all these pictures will be all over the internet again, and it's like, oh my god, it's like it was just so
embarrassing the first time. And guys, I really um well, you know, so I really need some motivation this time. Oh, hey. Hello. Hello. Hello. Are you in the toilet again? Hello. Please don't call my show from the bathroom. I can hear the echo. Totally streaming from the bathroom.
Look how green it is. Go green. No, no, no. Stop it. Please don't jump it. Don't Jesus daddy. How you get 50 seconds? I was trying to get that 50 second one. I got a 30 second one. I don't know. But yeah, I I I thought it looks like a leprechaun
threw up on your profile photo. Okay. That was a That was a That was a painting of a leprechaun. Oh my god. Well, it doesn't look healthy. Doesn't look healthy. I would That was a great Send that picture to your Send that picture to your um doctor
colonist or colonosc I don't know the guy that does gastronologist proctologology or gastroenterology. Okay. Have those all checked out. Oh, then maybe maybe if it turns your skin green there. We did hear about a good deal on a um anal bleaching kit. Daddy
was trying to show us his turds. Yeah, he put he show he showed us like his green I mean, it's like I said, I don't want to see And he he he came up with his his profile photo and then he left as soon as I screamed. So, he knew better. Who plays where I draw the line? You're out of here. Oh, I mean come on. We were not doing poo play. We're just, you know, just
mentioned it in passing. Okay, there you go sweetie. I mean, we didn't freak out. We were kind of like She does not look amused. No, she never does. She don't like the poo play either. This is What do you think about the poo play? This is always Oh, what do you think about it? This is always her face. That's always her face. Out of here. Not my little He said,
"Keep that green out of my little Yeah. Don't bring that around my litter box. Yeah, blood. Oh, well, we got a doctor in the building. We got a nurse in the building. So, we got um got medical advice, you know. Then see uh Okay, so freak out. So, no, not freak
out. It's a freak off Jay and it'll be after the show, you know. Um no more vices for you. Yi, who's Yi? Hold on. Freak and freak out. More vices. Oh my god. Wow. You say you sound like Michael Jackson. Um, so he thinks I sound like Michael Jackson. Oh my gosh. Well, that's not a bad person to sound like. He had a
beautiful voice. Big Michael Jackson guy. He's a wonderful song. I love when he's in the Jackson 5. He's saying Ben and then he did, you know, in the 80s he sang bad and it changed the meaning of the whole word bad into just changed on its head. Then you did black and white. Remember
that? It don't matter if you're black or white. And it does it matter? I don't know. It doesn't. But does it? Doesn't it? What was the song that was in the free Willie movie? I really I love you. I don't know. I forgot. That was the first Michael Jackson song
I ever heard. What is that's unusual because you said a thriller or you would have heard I know something. My parents were really racist and never let us listen to Oh my god. Well, Michael Jackson's p he's practically white. I mean, I don't know if he qualifies. He must have been really white by that time then. They didn't notice anymore. Do you
still consider him white knowing that he was a black guy? Well, my parents were stupid, so they just figured what they saw was what it was, you know. Well, that's I mean sometimes that is but I mean sometimes it isn't like and he's the master of illusion too. Will uh you please we've been flirting for years. She has been in air paws on her nose. I'm sorry. Her voice reminds me of Michael Jackson in South Park. Oh, there
I'm finally catching through the comments. Yes. Hey, you sound like the Michael Jackson of South Park today. Psyche. I got the official paperwork. Oh, good guys. Okay, this is great news, guys. the official government paperwork from the Library of Congress to the copyright of Dance to the Mystery. Guys, are we is it
Are we back? Are we back? I think we have The Electra has the copyright. We want to celebrate, guys. Bring it on up. Bring it on up, Electra. Come on up. No. Oh yeah. Sound like good news on the Oh, hell yeah. Oh my gosh. in here. I don't know if I
have it there. Hold on. Oh, hold on. I got it. The mystery. I don't know what she's referring to. So, can somebody laid out for show
stars shining so bright, watch the secrets unfold. There's magic in her hands. Whisper what the future holds. Dance to the mystery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So, let the tarot move with the rhythm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Hearts in the balance, every card and open door. Feel the romance in every arcane lore. Destiny entwined as the moon begins to soar.
Dance to the mystery. Yeah yeah yeah. So, let the tarot move the rhythm. Yeah yeah yeah.
Crystal visions and her gaze. Time can steal this moment. Life's uncertain dance we chase with love wen pen dance
to the mystery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let the tarot move with the rhythm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. That's my That's my original DJ Electric created that, you know, um that song and video and that was my introduction. And then one day I got um like three copyright strikes for for someone claiming that it was their video and so my channel was supposed to be shut down
and of course I just went through the appeals and was successful and now she owns the copyright. So, yay. Did everything and she really helped me a lot through that. and um a lot of other people too. It was a difficult time sometimes, but this show used to start. Yeah. And then it's like my show would still kind of like, you know, I have to end the stream and start it over, but I always play the song and so everyone
would have to sit through like the two-minute song again and sometimes for but it's like I I love the song. So it was always fun. Yeah. Yeah. And then after and then when they started but they not only like he was like oh this is my song now. He's like I copyright your whole you're you belong to me. And then he's like, "Oh, well, um, you know,
I don't know." He's like, "Oh, they started playing on their shows and saying, "Oh, we own the song." And they're like, they like like they own it and stuff. It was just kind of just to mock me. And, you know, they're they're just not very nice to me or a lot of people on the show. So, oh, so he left. Okay. Catfish, you hate everything. So, anyway, so that's the little story, but you know, DJ Electric did file for the
copyright. Um, I think it's a wonderful song. I love it. I'm going to put it back in the the lineup. Yeah. Song for every restore. Yep. I don't I'm coming up. Can you uh remove spunky? I don't like Oh, come on, Ziggy. No, I think you're just lying. But that is not He's just being funny. I love
you, Electra. He's just being funny. Ziggy does not own the copyright. Ziggy, you were just saying you were 16. Come on. Get out of here. Ziggy. Yeah, Ziggy, you have to Can I have your ID now? Ziggy, you're they're saying in the chat that you're you're banned from the live unless you show ID. Yeah, I mean it's u or you have to get naked or if you're Wait, wait, wait. As a 16y old Yeah, I
know. As a 21-year-old, you can uh Yeah. Well, yeah, of course you couldn't. Can you make Are you able to fight any future copyright? meth just not a big I was I I know I know I I was able to fight these ones with you know before before the cop before the copyright claim because ultimately the other person has to own the the copyright and
prove that and they right seems like no Electra didn't block you. You're uh No, you're Yeah, you're in the chat you spooky. Can you show us your feet? No, she's not going to show you know he took off his wig. You when you fell asleep and and he was up there by himself, he took off his wig. his glasses and everything. I got
screenshots. Will you be able to send a cash app and I'll show my feet. This was uh Yeah. Then he How much is that? How much is that? $100. Someone said he confirmed he got $100 and I'll show my feet. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I'll sell my feet for you.
For money for you. Yeah. It's like put money is good money. What? No blocking allowed. No. Who's No. I mean, all you have to do is send 100 bucks, guys. If you would like if I all copyright strikes just like we were did before, but the official paperwork is her hands. Yes. Yes. Uh,
but good bash. Everyone is going. Yeah, everyone's going to Good. Is there another rival event? Good bash and good stock. There might be two events on this property. I don't know. Oh. Oh, thank you so much, Electra. Thank you so much. That's all the catfish dug is block. Yeah. Oh, catfish. Was that the person that's in Florida or is there another catfish person or something? I don't know. Psyche's got $100
$100. Ridiculous. And I would split that with Of course I split that with with uh with Spunky. No. No. You can keep it all. Psyche. It's all for you. Oh, well guys, I bet she has some some gorgeous feet. You you know, not in a weird way, just you know, sometimes I can see the proportion of the toes and the look at the heel and that kind of
stuff. fascinated by very well kept up. There was this guy on Emma's, you know, Emma, she used to be like a phone sex worker, you know, she's a psychic on YouTube. We had a falling out, but she used to be a phone sex worker. She had like a she did the blasphemy fetish and other fetishes. And so there she has some weird guys show up in her chat because she's kind of like sexy like Elvivara. And she was like I was our mod once and she said to the mod, she's
like, "Oh, she there's this guy named Jason in the chat." She's like, "Now don't be alarmed by him. He sounds weird. He has something called a giantist crush fetish or Yeah. And she's like it means he wants he likes to imagine women as as giants and then like stomping him in his like with her heel like he's a bug and stuff like that and he he like a and he was he I really get
off on it. So I mean it's not all in different strokes guys. You know they say what's your fetish? It's my fetish. Well, my fetish is like probably like, you know, I like kind of like like uh criminals, uh gangsters. Uh uh I like tattoos. I like uh I like I sometimes I like guys with big
belly. Sometimes they like, you know, they just like tall guys. We're talking about Look at Fred. Are you little Emma spy? He's got eyes. He never he never talked and that guy talk he appears. I'm out of here after this one. Okay. Spunky, what do you do? Give me Give me a gross. Give me What's your grossest pet? Like I like probably like like armpits or like stick my tongue in
someone's ear. How about you guys? I do like the smell of like a man who's wearing deodorant but then has sweat. That's a good smell. Oh, you like the smell on the arms? Yeah, but like if they're wearing deodorant, not just like you know nasty rank. What about natural stank? What about that natural stank thing stank? No, natural stank is not my thing. I get plenty of that at work.
I like a little bit of cologne or like a little, you know, make it like even aluminum free deodorant. Like the aluminum deodorant is like terrible. It's like you're go Oh, good. Go ahead, Al. Um, Alistister, go ahead. Put it al back to Emma. Say my go. You can't even say my name in her chat. So, how are you going to report me? You can't even say my name there. Say my
name. Say my name. Can't even say my name. It's blocked in her chat. So, so there. And I'm also blocked in her chat. So, I I can't even go talk to her anyway. So, why do I care if you report back to your little flying monkey demon face? Okay. Okay. Bye. Does Spunky like the smell of taint? Well, who doesn't? I mean, guys,
it's just like I like the smell of my own. Oh my god. Well, I can't I I I really I I mean, I've tried. I can't I can only bend to my belly button basically. How much for the butthole? Oh, a thousand. And Zachie gets all that, too. Thousand. Oh my god, guys. We're having a fire sale.
What do you Ziggy? Ziggy, you can for $100 you can see Spunky's feet and for a,000 her butthole. I don't want to see Spunky's feet at all. Okay. The the butthole then $1,000, please. No. I No. No. No. Ziggy doesn't like me for some reason cuz I woke up with like a raspy throat sometimes. She's like a really deep voice person. And that's okay.
That's okay. Person, I mean, I could I could I could give you like the valley girl. No, I don't want that either. Ew. Yeah, that's terrible. Oh, that means you fake it. That means you it girl. Oh my god. She She's She's She's Sorry. Mr. Big Pipes right now. Oh, you do? Yeah. The beach. Oh my god. You watch the Californians on
Saturday Night Live. You ever see that? That's free. I grew up in the other coast, Cocoa Beach, so I had to teach myself how to how not to say like like a million times. It's terrible. I would rather I would rather sound like Will Ferrell in the hot tub. Yeah. Oh, you like you're you're into Men in the Hot Tub. No. Do you not know
the You don't know the skit? Um Well, he's like Did he get naked in the hot tub? Well, or what? I mean, they're in a hot tub and Hey, I'd like I'd like to I'd like to have my love uh I want my love. Uh is it gay? Is it gay? No, it's with the woman. Go look it up. Oh, it's awesome. Sound It
doesn't sound very interesting. Okay, I'm making a build aura for me right now. Get away from my aura. Get out of my Get out of my aura. Out of it. Yeah, that's not creepy at all. I would pay for Good Times Pete, though. He's a sex symbol, guys. Everybody protect your auras, right? I would like to hear what Ziggy sounds like underwater. Well, you know, his microphone sometimes sounds
like that. Girls are funny. I I don't I don't think that was a great skit. Look it up, man. I'm like totally hoarding it right now. Me, too. Me, too. Guys, we're talking about Buttholes. I get all worked up. Okay. Sweet Pea. Hey, Sassy. Samantha after 10 minutes. Hold on. You like Yeah, I I don't want water for 10 minutes. He's probably quiet.
Pretty quiet. Okay. I wait for pay for GT's feet though. He's a sex symbol. Good times feet, please. How about for my feed? I'm a sex symbol. I'll send you pictures of my feet. Not for free. Make that money. Are you going to be Are you going to be there on Sunday or what? At the good bash or the good or the good
stock? Yeah, I have a ticket for both. You know, I I'm gonna go to both. I'm going to try to make an appearance of both. I'm there on Sunday, man. Oh, that's sat Saturday the good stock and Sunday the good bash. And then maybe there's a secret um goodie like instead of a diddy party, it's called a good party. Like an afterparty Yeah, a goodie party.
Yeah, a goodie party. And um Oh my god. Yeah. God, please. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous, Ilia. Why am I Why were you jealous, Ilia? I'm not jealous. I've seen I've seen your butthole, Ilia. You show me and everybody all the free Lola uh all the free cake kale will be gone by. There's free kale. That's kind of I
think I think Tommy's going to be there, man. who else is Audi? Yeah, Audi's going to be there. I'm going to be there. Supposed to be there. I don't know. A backstage party or a backdoor party? No, he has a front stage. He's Look, you're the only one he's invited to. He
must be his type. Let me see. The guy mud wrestling will be hilarious. Yes. I want to I want to join in here. Oh, they're going to have mud wrestling and There's going to be a KY slip and slide, too. I heard Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. Oh, gross. Actually, with with cocaine in the KY. There's pink KY with cocaine in it. You get high going down the slide. Have a Wherever you end up is
where you end up. It's all okay. It's not gay. Well, Jan's coming with me, too. And yeah, I think it's going to be a good timing. Yeah, it'll be fine. Um, yeah. And you won't even you won't even know who they are, but Rain and JT's coming. I've seen I've seen their I've seen
photos of them. Okay. Well, then you might know then. Yeah. All right. I can Baby oil bouncy house. Yes. And and fencing with butt plugs. Guys, you guys. Wait, how how is he putting this on like this, though? No. No. I think I think he's having Aldi do it all. I think all So, Aldi promi doing all this Jesus. Yeah. Well, he
said he sent him a GoFundMe, you know, $100 a ticket, you know. I thought he was a chair, honestly. Aldi or Good Times. Good times. That like No, he he Well, he does have a I think he does have a pea bottle, too, but I think he does get up occasionally. Well, he's probably not letting anybody in his house, so I mean, come on. I
don't I don't know. You got three tickets. Got three tickets. I already stuck up, remember? Don't lose my ear. I'm not talking to filter. Oh my gosh. Times has a great circle of friends and helpers. Yeah, he has a he staff. I have a plus one. Yeah, guys, we're all going to be there. I can't wait for the party bus. I'm already getting started. Oh my gosh. Yeah, dude. He does have a great
dude. Yeah, of course. I mean, we all love good times. Of course, man. I can't believe he's throwing it on. This is like kind of like remember uh Wayne's World, the second one. It's like, yeah, dude. Vaguely. Well, you know what? Good time said to me this morning, he said, "You know what?" He said, "You're crashing out. You're crashing out."
Yes, you are. You're crashing out and it's not a good look. And then he like um exited my show and he was like drunk. And I wasn't crashing. I was just talking normally to He's probably going to be doing that whenever everybody's around at his place. Let's get Let's get real. Let's get real. Nobody Nobody in their right mind
even Nobody's going. They're not There's not the person that you uh uh J What are you talking about? That it's that those actual tickets being sold for this. You know that, right? Right. But but have you heard of the Firefest when they like took everyone to some island and said, "Oh, we have the best party ever." And then it's like they just had like a sandwich with the you know a piece of lettuce and uh you know there was no portaotties and everyone was was like
you know everyone had to be helicoptered off the island. That's what it's going to be. It's going to be Why did I get a free ticket? Because Aldi scammed everybody. He like you know he just took the money and he's just he's still home and uh there's no nobody there at good times except for good times. He'll be overwhelmed by like ask Joe man. Joe got
a free ticket. He's on the damn flyer too. I know, but it doesn't cost I mean, you ever heard of it? It's called a scam. It's like they're like saying there's a party and everyone will get there. There won't be one. Listen, I don't know what's going on. We have our flight tickets. There's I'm actually driving the party bus right now. I'll
post my route and I'll pick you up along the way if you want to come. But you're being streamed from the party bus right now, Psyche. Oh my gosh. Hi, everybody. Well, I almost hear the party bus lose. Scarlet is better. Is it better to have the kilt on? Yeah. And Ilia, are you going to come in the kilt with no
underwear like last time? I'm gonna pull it up. I'm gonna I'm gonna chase you. I'm going to chase Ilia in this skirt. In the kilt, I mean. Yeah. Okay. Cheers time. Yeah. We're gonna have so much fun, guys. Oh, yeah. So, we I got to catch my flight. I think it's gonna be cool. Like and you you were even talking about like like tattoo guys are going to
be that man that I'm ready for that hardcore. Yeah, I love tattoos. Yep. I'll stop by a biker bar and pick up a bunch of guys for your psyche. Uh, you mean for yourself? Go to like a Mexican restaurant go to a Mexican restaurant and check out the
staff there and maybe pick those guys up. I'm more into Mexican. Yeah, but look for really, you know, I want I want, dude, I want to know like I wish I could talk the good times right now, man. I want to know if there's any cool strip clubs around. Why don't you go He has a channel. I'm sure he's going to be streaming today. He's probably having streaming live from the
festivities and so you can ask. Well, I mean I mean but every time he comes here, he just insults me. He's like either saying I'm on drugs or I'm, you know. No, last night you said that he like pulled a gun on you or something. Yeah, he pulled out guns last night. Like when I said, "Oh, well, see at the house tomorrow." He's like, "Oh, you will?" And then he pull out guns like, "Oh my gosh." Like why would he do that?
That's kind of weird. Oh, he said that he was unloading one though. Did you take it like too serious? Come on. He wasn't unloading one. He he put them up on his chest like this and then I I ended the stream. He wasn't He didn't load anything. And then he already knew cuz he did that on Beta stream and then BEA like struck his channel and stuff like that. So Oh It was not to do that. Same the same day. The
exact same day. Yes. Yes. Well, sometimes you need to hear the the whole story. I know. Yeah. I need to pay attention like a lot more than You know what I mean? Yeah. I just pulled up Google Maps for the the the location of the party and there's the pink club. It looks like 2.5 miles away. Yeah. Uh, Big Bottoms. I don't know if
that's guys or girls though. Big Bottoms. Yeah there there's Cafe Risque. There is If it's girls, I might like that one, though. Yeah, we'll see. Is there a lot of girls make the world go around? No. Bottoms. Yeah. Is there a
butt plug or is there a really? Okay. Oh, yeah. There's the rusty trombone. Maybe that's your thing. Mexico. Yes. Yes. Did not strike. He was um
you know doing No, she did not. She said she did not. He was streaming her YouTube guy. The other thing is I am in route in my RV. We have an indoor outdoor shower, indooroutdoor kitchen and it sleeps night. We got this. You need a hose with like a good spray radius on it. So for the people that
really smell it, you can shoot from far away. I can do that with the outdoor one. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. This just swim. Oh yeah, this woman is Isn't her leg making all like just skinny or this? Is that Is this Christine? It is. Yes, it's Christine, dude. Yeah, man. Hey, I don't know what he's like as far
as hygiene. he smells. We'll just put him down. Well, I mean, can I possibly come up on the RV and like take a shower? Sure. I have an indoor outdoor one. We got this. Okay, cool. Keep keep Ziggy outdoors. Just spray him down with a hose. Does your toilet have a bedet? What do you mean? No, I'm kind of
indoor. I have one in. I have a portable bedet. There we go. It's going to be too crowded in there because my one my one my bathroom has a bedet and then when I have my certain family that come over I put the bedet in the other bathroom. Yeah, I just loaded
the bags. I just loaded my bags in the back of the RV. So, we're ready now. We're going to Are we going to paint eyelashes on the front? Yep. We got this. We're coming. We got this. A face painting booth. You have butterflies and unicorns face painted on
you guys. I hear there's a face painter. There's a We're putting eyelashes on the RV. Lipstick kiss on the bumper. There's jugglers. There are transsexual clowns. There are um dwarfs are going to be there. Some dwarfs. Ilia will show his
body. What the He's going to have dwarfs there, too. Yeah, dwarfs. Or no, we call them They call them little people. We're They're going to be dressed like Oompa Loompas. We're Katrina and me call the king-size bed in the back bedroom. We're going to have the Micro Maidens. Have you heard of them? The It's going to be there. That's awesome. They're going to be there.
Yeah. The Micro Maidens. They're like a a stripper brigade that travels across the US that of tiny ladies. Yep. Oh my god. Well, we're all tiny. Summer's only 5 foot. I'm 5 foot. Why did How was able to put this together like this? Because because we are winning. We got the plan,
right? Okay guys. Okay guys, if if the place is shut down because you know these kind of parties sometimes get shut down. Where will we go? Is there a nearby hotel? I've already spoke with the popo. They're good with it. They're going to show up to a place. Well, I listen and she already talked about like strip clubs and Yeah, I was listening to
all the nearby strip clubs. Pink Boogie Club, Cafe Risque, Big Bottoms. Okay. So, if you're not joining the the the goodie party, you can come to the strip club. We'll just jump on her RV and go there. Yeah, the party bus. Mine my party bus has a bathroom though. No shower. But there's lots of Will there be an orgy on the party? Are
there or is a party buzz where everyone's invited? And just an FYI, it's got a really nice black zone and it's got an indoor and an outdoor kitchen to let you know. We'll have to travel together, Christine. We need your kitchen and stuff, but we need the dance floor. Well, we'll come back and listen, we'll come back. We'll meet the party somewhere that we can just be together.
We can set up camp together. It would be amazing. I'm so excited. This is so my dream come true cuz we need the dance floor and we need the RV and somebody has an adult bounce house coming so we got this. Oh my god. Adult bounce house. What? We're naked inside of it. Was it a I got a bubble machine. I'm definitely We have a bubble and a foam machine coming too. A bubble and a foam machine.
In my trailer, I have one of those blow up. Can we put the baby oil? See, this is this is the kind of that I like, man. When every It's like when everybody comes together. Oh, yeah. Things together. I love that. But we're going to have some fun. Yeah. It's all about the fun. Yeah. Especially when it's not
like some kind of evil evil plot, you know? It's like it's like a fun why why is he pulling guns though? Like it makes it sound like it's an evil plot. Yeah. I told him that I was going to come topless and he was just makes you know he's pulling guns out. I was like whoa guys you need to bring them out but they
were water guns. Well can you wear waterproof vest or bulletproof vest please? You know, I want you to be both waterproof and you know, they're you can swim in them and you can like, you know, not get shot in them. So, yes, I'm putting KY in my secret everyone.
There will be there will be there will be KY on everything. There'll be KY on the slip and slide, the the bounce house, everything we covered in Russell and mud. He's got a bunch of slugs, so that means there a lot of moisture in his in his mug. That means we can play in mud. Can we Can we add add leeches to it? Cuz I especially love
when leeches like Yes. Okay, perfect. Perfect. I like wrestling. Mud wrestling is fun. Wait, hold on. Hold on a question though. Like Psyche, you're Did you ever see the schedule? Um, like I'm scheduled for Sunday. You're You're supposed to be scheduled for
Sunday. Oh no. I hope I schedule the right time, guys. I probably is supposed to be scheduling for tomorrow. I think I'll miss my flight. Knowing me, I'll miss my flight. Maybe I'll have to hitchhike over there. Anyone? Anyone coming through California on the way? No one said there.
It's like weird. Summer. Hold up. Hold on. Women will be there first to make sure everything's planned right. Okay. So, we're will be there. Will be there. That's exactly why you need women so they can go and scout out first. Oh my
god. Now at the party, guys. Yeah. Okay. You be you be guys, be nice to Paige. You better not hit on her at this party. I can't hit on her. I'm with a woman. No. Okay. Well, perfect. Right. Everybody else that doesn't have a woman, just, you know, just smile and smile and
shake her hands. Okay. Paige will get her nails done for Yeah, Joe Shipley might be too wild for the civilized party. Yeah, Joe Shipley can't come. So, guys, don't tell Joe. He's like, Joe is on the schedule. Like, he's on it. I hope he's on. Yeah. Well, it's like a greet. It's a meet and greet is what it is. Would you
like to show your video of you and Joe? Yeah. Did you guys see this yet? Oh, I have to show this. Like, um I just Is it bad? I got to make fun of my bad. It's not bad. Of course, it's not bad. Hold on one second. My friend apparently apparently we started a trend summer. He's my friend, too, guys. Hold on. Hold
on. Hold on. We started a trend. Okay, we'll see. Oh my god. Are we Are we joking here? Come on. Jesus, I hate AI so bad. You guys are weird. See, we started a trend. Well, there's one out there being
he'll be anyway. It doesn't matter. We did not make it, by the way. Who's that? Who's that? Kim. Oh my god. He's kissing Kim there. Oh my god. Oh, so yeah. How was that guy? Yeah, that was just a little Well, if you go to Diamond, there's one of Did you hear me? If you go to Flirty Diamonds, there's one of me
and Summer. Dude, I just imagine like Joe Joe going into the airport and they're like, "Oh, did you ever like kiss a man?" Like, they don't they don't ask you that at the airport. They don't ask you that at the airport. I know that. But that's that's the first that's the first question you ask. Or if he gets like
investigated or something one day. Well, when he goes through a secret government clearance and they're like, "Who did you use your gimbal this morning when you were there?" I did. It looked very I figured that because it looked very nice, very
steady, very great. Oh my god. Yeah, it was amazing. I loved it. Thank you. That was hot. Wonderful. Okay, so V Patriot is being shipped via train like a zoo draft for her special
still through plywood box. I mean, of course she would want a train. Have you guys seen a plywood box for porn? A plywood box? Oh, hey. I Yeah, being a patriot. Being a patriot is an awesome awesome person. A plywood box can go six feet under, too. Worst worst I've ever seen a woman do. Elia, give me
a boner as a header, man. That'll be a boner killer. What? You saw it, too. Yeah. Oh, yes. There's a heart. There's a hole in the box. Oh, what? Be a patriot box. Not a giraffe, guys. Guys, he's not a giraffe. Okay, hold on. It almost sounded a cryptic ice. Oh, glory hole. It's like a glory
hole. A glory hole. Yeah. You never saw the porn. Oh, it's hard to see through the hard to see through the hole. Let me see. There's a psyche. You never saw her porn. Yes. No, I I know she has I know she has the only thing I've ever seen in my life. Was it
was it worse than my um god similar? It was the same. Like he has no idea. No, I just watched Be patriot a couple times, but I know she's the only fan. All I've seen her do is sit in a cake and kind of she fell in the cake with dude. She like takes her index finger and her thumb and like that's it's weird. What she do? She put
Where did she put her index? I mean if I if I say two exclusive things you'll kick me in a glory hole. She sounding with her index finger. She uses her index finger and her thumb. Yeah. East Coast. East Coast for to do what? Is she coming to the party too? Yeah. She's going to be like a giraffe. I hope not. She's coming in a plywood box with
a hole in it by train. It it was like really why aren't you grabbing? You know what I mean? Like it was weird, dude. Like holy I don't know how anybody's attracted to that thing. He has claw jobs. Well, you know, women have nails, guys. Get used to it. Can you imagine how many guys have to trust women having those sharp nails so close
to their balls? I mean, you trust with our teeth, so get get with the times. Well, I don't trust with I don't trust. I don't even trust men at this point. I'm just like, you know, I barely trust myself. You know, she ignored these questions about the whole thing for six months, but then she So, where was this hole? She had a glory
hole in her house where and she uh No, she went to a glory hole and did like nine guys, I think. So, glory holes. Aren't glory holes for aren't glory holes for gay men? They must have been so disappointed when there's like vegan patriots that men do. Oh, they do. They do. Yeah,
bro. Oh, it's a real thing. Go Google away right now. Google in UK and stuff like that. They're real big in UK and like that. Like that? Is it like this guys? Like that Santa Claus has like two fingers. I don't know. She ignore these questions about the whole thing for Okay, so I better
ask your chat, dude. Trust your chat. The chat is the chat is very conflicted about everything. Okay. be a patriot. No, I'm not going to Google Patriot from that hub. I'm not going to I don't want to see that. Okay, I know. It's the truth, though.
Glory holes should be for for men only. Ploseted straight men and gay men. Now, they have it for men and women, too. Yeah. I got a question. We're new downtown Summer. Huh? Was you downtown?
Yeah. Downtown? Dead in a I rolled through Chinese. I rolled through Cox Park. I know. We were in We were at Cox Park. We just left about uh 45 minutes ago. Cox Park. I rolled through I rode through I rode through 35th and Broadway. It's dead down there. I'm going to go back down there later on to ride around. It's dead as down there. Cox Park is where all the glory
holes are. This is a nice little turnout at our event. You know what? All right, I'm dropping off. I gota go figure out what I'm doing today. You guys have a good day. Happy forth. Happy fourth. Bye. Okay. Thank god that thing's gone. Jesus
Christ. Who was that? That was That was Flirty Diamond. Did you recognize her? That That was Yeah, that woman that That was Flirty Davin. No, it wasn't. Um, it's just her twin. It's a doppelganger, man. Call say I'm living my second childhood. I like everybody. Hey, Summer say I'm living in my second
childhood. I like cleaning up my rides and cleaning the riding around the hood, man. That's what I like to do, man. It bring back memories. There you go. I like that. That's cool. Yeah, it's still early. Everybody will be out in a little bit. Yeah, I'm come I'm go back downtown later on. Fire around my head. It's the fourth, man. everybody. I'll be down like on 37.
I forget where, but I'll be around there later on. Round eight or nine. 36 in Broadway. 35th. Yeah, I'll be around in that area. All right, cool. I was just down there. It's dead as down there. I'm going go back down there later. I'm out here. I had a loop. I got some California I've not been in there.
We're from the same city. 502 man. one of the real city one of the realest cities in the Midwest, man. The realest, man. The Midwest. Oh, man. People though. What color is Truth Zone's Dodge Charger? Happy 4th Kla and the American soldiers brought us to
the G. I don't need any more to educate about glory holes, please. I haven't been to another I've never been to I've never been to one. Only one time. Okay. Just one time. Uh well, uh Giraffe has so and that's a fact. Giraffe has Okay. Well, Giraffe was at least smart enough to like, you know, put it on Only Fans or
whatever. You know that. No, she wasn't smart enough. Dude, you can go and Google it, dude. Oh, okay. I don't want to do that. But someone uploaded my Speedo video, too. And so, everybody's, you know, getting free a free show. Here we go. I still didn't see that video. Yo yo yo. Oh, two drones up. It's It's out there.
Somebody else. What up? What up? Have you ever Have you been to dark rooms? Are you talking about the dark rooms like where you like they're dark and then you have sex with people or something like that? I don't know. Or like a red room. What are you saying? Dark room? No. Basically where she go. I played seven minutes in heaven maybe when I was, you know, but I don't think I've been in a dark room. She was
basically I mean that's what it was. It's a glory hall. Like there's like Oh, nine dicks lined up, man. She's sucking them off. That's what happened. Well, I don't know. I've only seen them like in porns or whatever, but I know that. Yeah. I I mean, I've watched like, you know, some Howard Stern people, they come in like the Houston 500. She has
sex with 500 guys. And so, you saying 10 guys, you saying 10 guys is not like it's like, "Oh, I've heard somebody with like 50 times more guys than that already." So, it's not like that shocking. So, nothing is shocking to me ever. Yeah, I'm not shocked. Me neither. I'll try to I'll try to I'll
try to um Well, you know, I I do like to uh to have some shock value sometimes. Six load. She made it for the first amendment. What a patriot. Yeah, she's a vegan patriot. But is is guys come vegan? I don't know because it's comes from a you know, is it is it vegan? Because she's vegan. Can you drink coffee? had a community picnic and there
were some people that are vegan and they brought vegan stuff, right? Yeah. Vegan. She's from the Well, no, I was saying is she is it like is it like okay to because it's like they can't even eat honey like honey just made by bees and so like Yeah. I mean I know a girl that I mean I don't she vegan stuff but Yeah. You're going that
way. I I in exactly what she eats. No, I don't dude. dog it. Man, she's a vegan. You're not supposed to swallow. I don't think I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know the rules. You're not talking about he's talking about she can't she can't
swallow if she's a vegan. That's what he's saying. Yeah, because they can't eat honey. You can't eat honey because you can't I don't know where you are that at. I know vegan chicks and I mean like Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know if I don't know if it's a thing. I don't know. I just like, you know, they're so upset about eating honey and then they
can drink a lot of C. I don't understand. Go ask lot. Okay. I guess the only person you have to worry about drinking come is you. I know. Well, and I do like to swallow. Okay. Vegans, don't put me in there. God damn. What the Mouth. She's clearly a real vegan. Okay. She's not vegan. Okay. I don't know. But she's not
vegan or she is. Guys, I'm very confused. She calls herself vegan. Okay, I know how to break the vegan thing up. Does she eat eggs? Yes or no? That's they're they're animal products. So, she's not a vegan if she eats eggs. She's a oobo he's an obo vegetarian or something like that or like she Well, she's confused, dude. She wrecked her scooter on a goddamn
live, dude. Oh, yeah. Talking about somebody. Okay. Vegan Patriot. You know who that is? You know who vegan Patriot is? He's kind of famous. Patriot. It was funny, dude. Like Christine, it was hilarious. You got to look
around. Summer. Summer or whatever. I'm I live day today, man. this woman is on a scooter. She has the camera propped up viewing her and she gasses it and takes off and like her hair goes back. She
crashes the thing. It's hilarious. Go look it up. What's her name? Vegan Patriot. Vegan Patriot. Okay, I'll check her out. She has like a lot of like dresses. God, she's a cute little dog. She dresses in a puts in a dress and then she like god will just she'll just have like the camera on the on her like her
bed with like the cover stacks up and like the dog sleeping on it for like five hours while she was her makeup and then she like okay it's very it's like a weird remember when you ate that little Hold on that little No, I don't remember that. You'll probably find it on like Trip Kick or Janny is where you'll probably find that clip. Why she was on Law and Crime for hitting
someone. Is that a show? I want to find that episode. I heard about Vegan Patriot actually the first time. All right, gentlemen. I'm gonna jump down. I'm gonna chill for a little bit. I'm doing a big power thing tonight, so I'll see you guys later. Paige, did you get some bombers? What did you get? Yeah, I'm stay tuned in. I'm stay tuned
in. I missed the hot dog eating contest. Damn. Okay. Oh, well, I always I always lose those. Right person glory killing. Oh, hold on. Oh, the dogs are running people over. Yeah, that's the first thing I saw. So, there's like a video someone made of Alisa or that's how I found Alisa again. But she was like, "Oh, here's how crazy some live
streamers are." And then it shows vegan patriot like her dog and then her like her hitting somebody actually hitting a street. She's like, "Are you okay?" No. It was pretty funny. Um, is that Ma? No, it's not real MNA. Okay. Wait, this is Vicky. Ziggy 16, right? It's Vicki 16.
Yeah. 16 minutes hour, dude. That means four o'clock. That's what I meant. On Sunday. So So does Aldi's mean So does LDS mean 3:00 or something like that? Is that his by mean time, too? Or because you're both friends, right? I have no idea what you're talking about. No. What do you mean? You know, you know LZ, he's friends with um he's friends with JT.
Oh, no, he's not. I don't think he's friends with him. Okay. Thought he was. Oh my god. Law and Crime. Is Law Crime a show? What show is that? You know, on CS. It sounds like Law and Order kind of. But yeah, right. Law and Order. Is there like is it like a real like a reality version of it? I've never heard of it. Her dog on the door dash. Yes, I saw that. Poor
that dude. And the dog in her car. That was hilarious. The dog. But she has her dog in like the dumbest out like these outfits. It's like there's these dresses like right the dogs are wearing you know dresses like in these suits. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah.
The elaborate outfits and they're like they're like almost like humans. They're like they're wearing so many wearing more clothes than her like she pregnant behind a gumpster. A pregnancy. Why? Why be Why would she do that? Was that just was that behind the liquor store? She want to take it right away or she just like pulled over to a dude. Her boyfriend her boyfriend was in the worst
clothes ever and the dog was in like the best thing. Yeah. Her boyfriend had been wearing rags in rags in a dog's in brand new dress every day. I mean on yourself. There was somebody that on itself drunk. Who was that? It was not me. It was not
me. I swear. No, that was Michael Bruno from TPP. He was like, "That would be what?" Michael Bruno. Michael Bruno. Michael Bruno from TP. What the No, no, no, hold on, hold on. One of my favorite pictures. Wait, what does it show in the show? Hold on. I don't want to show Michael,
but I'm not on good terms with Michael Bruno, so I maybe not show it. Hold on. Oh, okay. That's fine. Eddie did crazy. Okay. Uh, Marcy, yo, Ziggy sucks. JTn do. Oh, okay. Hold on. Andy Dick coveted those rags. Well, yeah, here's the long time video. Oh, I want to look at that later. I was gonna use these headphones Psyche, but for work, but they just
sound muffled. Maybe it's just me. Hold on. My headphones or are your headphones? My voice. Okay, so they picked the story because Most Voice Critical did a video on her. Oh, yeah. The penguins guy. Black pill. Press this guy about vegan when you're bored. Okay. Happy 4th of July everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Marseilles. They say mercy or Marseilles. Marseilles. It's like Mars. Planet Mars. Yeah. Marcy everything. Marian sees everything. Marci Mercu
Y. Okay. Happy birthday, America. Oh, happy birthday to you, too. Yes, very much. I want to say that too, man. Like, happy independence day to everybody, man. I'm not sure if it's my first amendment. Yeah. I don't think it's I don't think it was Was it those things? Was it? I'm not sure. This is the day we celebrate our
independence day is when they signed off on the um the right decoration of this was this was the day after Gettysburg man. No, it was not because that was Abraham Lincoln. He was the 15th president, not the first president. So you're a little bit off on your you're
Wait, who's off? You coming to Getty? No. July 3rd was the end of Pickas charge of Gettysburg and today the fourth. I got it. I got your Now it's independence day, right? Okay.
War. We our own country. Yeah, man. We do. He freed the slaves, man. That was awesome. Uh I mean he really we didn't free I mean I don't know. Emancipation Proclamation. Yes. But free the slaves? No. It was still a very difficult time for the slave. They still were using that. I know. They probably went through hell. I'm sure third. Third was the
pickets charge. Yeah. Ju. Oh, Juard. Okay. July third pick charge. Juard. I'm a civil war. I'm a an actual civil reenactor. Man, he laugh. Imagine living in a country without any amendments, but don't let them take them away from you. Yeah. I mean, aren't
didn't like pretty much the Bill of Rights go nullified Patriot Act? I thought it did. Okay. I love America. Yeah. Right. Me, too. Murka. It was actually called um I forgot. I forgot where the name come from. Look supposed to come from a merry gosp, but that's very um disputed. I love America. America. I love the
divided states. The divided state. No. We're supposed to be I love I love America. The divided states. What? Well, that's stupid. Really funny. Okay, Nicole, Ilia, that is very funny. I love America and I love my vet. Yes,
we're we're trying to film American love today. Nicole, hey everybody. How's everybody doing? Kate's here. What's up, Kate? How's your night? JT, good. Say hi to my Say hi, Lola. Kate.
Kate. I don't Kate. Kiss me Kate. That's the name of a Shakespeare. Tiffany. Tiffany Kate Watson. I feel like it's like a actress name. Do No D. No. I don't know this person's name. And I love Tiffany. Tiffany Amber. Tiffany Amber Thson. Okay. America.
Okay. Yeah. And I love active duty. Sweet Kitty. Yes, she is. Yeah. Membership. Um, can you can you Well, that's another one, dude. JT's supposed to be at the stock, man. Well, I'm going to donate for Fourth of July. The festivities. I'm going to go ahead and donate a membership, guys. And, you
know, this is, you know, goes to a random person. Good luck, you know. Oh, come on, dude. Really? What is this? The big There's always a commercial with everything. It's not It's not a commercial. This is me donating. It's not a giveaway. It's not a giveaway. All right. All right. There's a donation. How much is one membership? I'm not going to buy it, but I'm going to cash out $5. $5. $75. Now put two
memberships. One for me, one for you. Now Ziggy come even watch the Y Files anymore without a commercial. Not the commercial. It's called It's called a giveaway. Hello. It's called me donating membership. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going send you five out of the seven. Give me a second. Okay. All right. What What are
you giving away? Memberships. You're giving away a membership. So, I have the What? Okay. What do I have to buy? No. A membership? Well, no. If you want if you No, if you want to if you want to purchase or gift a membership to match, that'd be awesome. But, I mean, it's we're just having a little fun right now. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. I like that. I like that freedom. That's pretty cool. I think I I think I
think it works. Okay. I thought you meant that like I had to purchase a membership to like let you have everybody have membership. No, of course not. Of course not. Of course not. Yeah, that's okay. That's cool. I like how you're doing it. Okay. I think it should come through. Uh oh. Hold on. What? That feels better. Thank you. There you go.
There you go. Hold on. There's one. Scarlet. Oh no. Sexy. Okay. So, did you give me one? Don't give me one. No. I I can't decide who gets one. They just come through. I just sent you $5, Peggy. I just sent you. Okay, I'll I'll do I'll do I'll do another one. I'll do another one. I gave myself a membership. Hold on. Give JT one. He He deserves it, man.
A lot of Let me know who from Easy. This is coming from easy. They're at random. They're awarded at random. The second is coming from easy. Let's go. Let me see who got it. Let me see who got it. Winner winner. No chicken dinner. Light a firework. Oh, you guys gamble. See, I don't even gamble. Okay, so the first membership went to Oh, it
doesn't say. Oh, but BB King Kong got the second one. I don't know who got the first one, but somebody did get it. Sometimes it doesn't show up on the thing for some reason. Oh, you're make you're making it up right now. See, I knew it. No, I'm not making it up. It said that, right? I mean, it's like Seard's awarded, but it's like I don't know. So, somebody else got somebody got it, but I've seen it because they didn't come up my first couple times I did
this, but then they were on my page. So, so like those people those people show up as like green, right? And I got the first one. Hold on. Let me check. Let me test. Hold on. I might have got my membership. Hold on. Oh, I got my own membership. Do they Do they show up? Yes, I did. I got it. I got the membership. Oh my god. Own membership.
That's not fair. It's okay. It's okay. No, it's not. That's not fair. That's not good gameplay. I like I like I like that. Well, I'll do a third membership since I got that one. All right. What about the What about the other three? There's supposed to be five. You said, "No, I said I mean I'm donating I I'm donating just the one for one right now,
but then I'm I'll donate one more cuz I got I got the membership." Oh, all right. BB King Kong. BB King Kong. You're welcome. Well, no. Matter of fact, that one's from Psyche cuz he gifted himself. So, now this one this is officially the second one. Yeah. You need to put it off here. And why would you donate to yourself? That's weird. I did it. It was randomly awarded. That
was accidental. It's random. It's random. It's basically it was basically basic game of chance. And it's Well, I mean Okay. So, AI isn't really perfected yet. Okay. Yeah. They gave Psyche his own membership. That's crazy. That's wild. That's I I I should be a member of my own page. Here's the third. All
right. Let's see who I gave it to. Oh, girl. Yeah. Wanda woman. So siria I see I see that you do be easy. Let's go. Shana that's my home girl. So So Pat, I see that you do boot the non-gays. So thank you for booting me yesterday and that is why that is why Ghost stay on
panel. That is why Ghost stayed on panel. But you're you're not you're not gay though. I thought you were gay. No sir. Then we have we didn't have a connection. Oh no. Yeah. No. But I do say thank you for They say you're gay, my friend. They say a buffalo ran in your ass more than once. E so you and ghost can have gay good gay time. Thank you. I don't I'm not attracted to ghost. He looks like um he looks like Elijah or
looks like not Elijah Wood. He looks like he wasn't even standing up to argue, man. He was just like I'm telling you how throw his coin out there and said bye bye. I'm not no that was it. Well well he go himself anyway. Yeah, weird right now, man. You get you get hit hard, don't you, Psyche? You you
get goat right now. It's a good It's a good thing I'm so um like What do you What do you like whenever you stream? Like I'll stream twice like in the beginning. That was in like 2019. I used to like streaming, but but then I started having to block it fast enough for I won't get strike. So, I'm a little nervous from sharing Yeah. Like, what do you think? I could
share it on the my second page. I can say it on recordings. Hell yeah, man. What's your life? Yeah. Person has dreams about homosexual fantasies with time. With time. Oh my god. Where with time? There you go. No, it's shall open panel. They're probably going to see you in good stock, man. He He man, where are these free? I've never
been able to find where it says you get 10 free memberships to gift. Like, I've never saw that anywhere. I I don't know if it's somewhere out there. I think there once. I know what she's talking about. I seen it once you give it up. I just feel like when I when I got monetized all of a sudden YouTube Premium was activated. I don't think I paid for it that month, but then it's like then it started charging me. I mean, I'm I'm kind of Look, dude, I'm
kind of inebriated, of course, but I really feel that you said five were going to be gifted and then you were one and I'm like, no, there's a couple people from last night cuz I did last night. I get to warn that a couple people like Alex, but I don't think he will now because he's mad at me. Alex and I think school of Athens and a couple maybe a couple
should be mad at Alex. Oh, I am because he's he said like R A P and like some he accusing someone of that and it's just like disgusting. Yes. You get Do you know what happened last night? All that and I was all cool with him last night and then he started acting like a dick for no reason and I was trying to be peaceful, bro. Bro, you were being
peaceful. But, and no offense, Psyche, but you kept kicking me and JT and everybody else over Alex. I just hope you remember that, man. I kicked Alex off several times. I kicked him off about 10 times last night at least. I know, but you kept us out is what I'm saying. Yeah. But yeah, but I just had
to have you backstage for like a minute cuz you're you're getting like a little I have 10 gifted memberships at the Well, I'm getting Okay. Yeah, but like with me, I don't know about JT, but or any of the others, but with me, the more you kick me off, like the more I'm going to get I rate and there's no point eventually to bring me back up because I'm just going to start yelling. You
know what I mean? I don't I don't want I don't want to yell. I want to be a nice person. We're not Alex. We're not Alex over here. we can have a civil conversation. Hey, I just want to say thank you uh Psyche for letting me on. Happy fourth, everyone. Thanks for letting me in the community. You know, I got I got kicked out of the last one because, you know, I just like to use creative words sometimes like and
And you don't you don't put me for that.
What the What happened? I can't hear you, man. You You turn the thing off. No volume. Hello. Hello.
What happened?
Are you now? I hear something. Are Are you there? Psyche. Psyche, come back. I think everything's all right. What's he doing? I don't know. He's reviewing something or somebody give him a phone call. It was just give pet time. No, I probably got a phone call or
something. Yeah, just give it time if the stream to that that last break and then we Gucci. We Gucci. You know what I'm saying? Hey, man. Yo, dude. Did you go and get some fireworks or I I'm not trying to do my Well, I'm not trying to dox you or anything, but are you in a place where
you can get fireworks and Um, my family can. I'm I'm not making Oh, yeah. Right. Right. You gonna blast some off. Yeah, that would be cool. I'm the big kid. I'm I'm That's why they call me Dude, I'm a huge
ass kid, bro. I love fire. Never lose the inner dinosaur. Oh, hell no, man. That's why I look good, you know. Stay young, feel young, be young. Hell yeah. What's up with Psyche, man? Man, what are you doing? They're spacing. Can you hear me? Do you hear me now? I'm sorry. Yeah, you're good. You're good.
Everything's all right. Yeah, I had to reset my microphone. Yeah, there we hear you. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. What? Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm just going to Yeah, I'm going to blast off some Marcy Pox. Um persons,
let's go. Um, whatever his name is. Oh, you know, persons. Persons is awesome. From here. From here. Yeah. She seemed like a good person. He-Man is a good one. He like He-Man. Hell yeah. Shout out to He-Man. Shout out to He-Man. Shout out to Sassy. I didn't get to finish. Oh,
Obam. Obamov is a awesome one, dude. He's a funny guy. He like He was wearing a skirt the other day with the wig and I was dying. It was kind of funny. I can't even lie. You actually You actually I didn't know you knew that who that was. This Jan's Chicken Army. That's my
woman. Hi, honey. I hope you're having a good day. J Dog up in the building. You got everybody up here. The regulars mostly. Oh, Jay Dog. Yeah. I remember Jay Dog. yeah. Then there was JT was in here. He said, "Fuck yeah. Gotti. Yeah, JT and Gotti, man. Sorry, buddies.
They are. Yeah, they're they're really good friends, man. You about that other guy that was trying to like make Psyche uh like let him back on stage by giving him duck lips and taking off his t-shirt and stuff like that? Oh, no. No. What? That was that guy. Stay tuned. Supposedly, he was he was rubbing his shirt and and giving him facial reactions like, you know,
I don't get involved like that, man. You know, yo, it's crazy, man. I try to block him. Come on, man. Like, I was like, hey, if you want him up there, cuz he's, you know, he's turning you on in the back, then go ahead, I'll take the refund. I only took it from the everybody else asking for that refund. I would have
said no. But the ho said, you know, I want to bring it back on. You know, forget. All right. Good. Right. He was over there giving him a show. So, I thought he was going to come up and give him a show. And when he came up, he was, you know, came on. But then once he realized he was up, he came it off again. So, like, you know. Oh, you are.
Are are you maybe talking about Joe, too? No, no, not Joe. Not Joe. State, right? Got it. Yeah. The Luigi guy. There you go. Everybody knows him as the Luigi guy. He should name himself Luigi.
Do you like Joe? Joe's a cool He's a cool Yeah, that's kind of I'm kind of like him pretty much. Cool I could deal with cool It's like it's like a drunken uncle. Joe like a drunken uncle. I love Joe, man. That's I see him as like the drunken uncle. There's an ass, you know? Like look at this
dick. Dude, if me and him party, Dude, if me and Joe party, man, we would have a blast. I don't mind, Joe. Joe be I guess we're going to don't like and up the flow. Come on, Joe. You should know better. You're doing it on purpose. You know that. Just don't up the flow cuz you know how it goes. Have to restart and everybody, you know,
come on. We having all fun. Just stick Right. Right. Right. Right. Joe's a funny guy. He got some jokes that that that I was I was typing. I'm like, "Oh I forgot what I was going to say." Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. dude. Like man but you're going to go to
Good Times Goodstock, right? Like, you're going there. No, if I if if if I get the Addie, I'm over there. Like, bullets, man. I'm going to turn into Neo until I get into the house cuz Joe's going to be there on Sunday. I'm going to be I'm going to be over there on Sunday, man. Harry, you love me, Harry. That's what I say. It says easy. I love you. You forgot the I
Oh, he says he loves me. Everybody Harry loves me. Hi, Harry. I got supporters and then I got super fans and they they the fans are crazy for me. Why would you want to have I love my supporters for my fans? They go crazy. Oh my god.
Jesus. Oh my goodness. I don't want them to get real jelly out here. No. No. I saw I saw something. Come on. Now
we got my friend Zigg out here and he said he's looking for N to shove, you know, as a B plug up his ass. Nice and smooth though. What? What? What? What? What are you talking about? I don't know. My name is Aoo. Aoo. He said his name is
Okay, hold on. I'm just going to catch up on comments. Oh, thank you, Tiffany. Okay. Okay. The channel will entertain you. I have a job. I don't need to get paid for my help. Oh, you're you're awesome person. Thank you for your help with the night.
Uh, let's see. Ziggy, this is the only account but the only person in the world who didn't know his history. I forgot about that. Ziggy doesn't reach chat. Birds of a feather. Can someone give me unbanned on stream, please? Well, why did you do that, random guy? Why did you say the n-word and f to me? Why' you say that? Um, this person, even the Tony
tells USB stick story almost every um panel appearance. Am I okay? Easy. What's wrong with me? Nothing's wrong. Is Jay Dog the friend who uh gave Tony the USB stick? Uh, don't flatter yourself. Oh my god. Person. No. Tiffany things. Show it
wasn't you know dogs. Okay. He's on aderall and coke. Henry says because what do you know? Okay. Marcy. Okay. He's just an a stressed look on. Yeah, they're bothering me. I'm packing up the car for a good snack now, buddy. So, it's Scotty. Thanks for the donut.
Yes, thank you. I I'm banned. Sup, Nicole. No love hiding jeans. These things happen. Oh, I know. It's like, but I was reading from this book. Let's see. It's really good though. I can read a little bit more. Oh, okay.
Let's see. Oh, yeah. Let's see. This is a great book. Let me see. These techniques are not for you to use. Okay. Okay, it says, "One strategic way to come out ahead when it comes to friends is to
make sure that your friends never feel like they can do you any justice. If they ever try to quote you or talk about how you feel, regardless of what whether or not you said exactly that, immediately get upset and correct them. Your friend should never be able to tell you how you feel because you are complex and clearly they don't understand you in the slightest. So no matter how true or what they say is, your job is to become bothered and tell them that they could
not be more wrong. Still keep them on their toes and can build the basis for your future where you consistently correct them in their faulty memory. It also sets the ground for giving you the opportunity to accuse them of projecting anytime they paint you in a less than flattering and light. Thank you, random guy. Okay, you want to be unblocked? I'll unblock you from streaming. Okay. Okay. Um,
hold on. Okay.
Yeah, I think I did it. I think I did it. Well, thank you for the thank you for the super chat. Hold on. Okay. Hi. I'm back. Thank you, guy. You're back. You're back. You should have I was trying to say before you put me in the backstage, if somebody donated one more time, I was going to give another membership.
Yay. Random guy. So, I'm going to donate another membership. I'm going to be a man of my words. Somebody else donated a third time. That's three membership now. Um, Psyche, get ready to give somebody a membership. I'm gonna send you $5. Okay. Okay, let's do it. Thank you. A, thank you so much. Oh, here's Ziggy. Look, everyone's back. Everyone's back.
How nice. That That's crazy. Like, how like is my like slower or something? Like all of a sudden I hear you being like, "Here comes Ziggy." I know how he does that. He just is like everyone for his own reasons. Nobody is conspiring. Who is who is this? He just liked everyone for his own time. You're
a member. Don't don't discourage or uh Thank you. A Thank you, random guy. I did I think I unblocked you. I think I unblocked you. Hey, Psyche, can I can I do something very important, please? What's up? I'm not going to do anything crazy. I promise. But I would like to say
put up a photo or are you put up a photo or do something that breaks to? No, not a photo. No, no, no. Like the the Tiffany girl that like donated to you. Very lovely girl. Whatever. I'm sorry. Yeah, she said that. That's why your is is a t-shirt cuz is you supporting Tiffany? No, no, no, no, no.
That's what I'm No. That's what I'm trying to get to. Um I need to apologize to her. I uh I love I love I love I love my woman and I wasn't fair with her or her husband and just I hope she knows that. That's all.
Okay, let's see who's the winner winner for the second um uh membership for easy. I hope she knows that. Why did they come in late? What the hell? I just uh cuz I went to go look at it through because I can't see who gets the money. I have to get on my phone and lower the volume. Psyche sent out a
gift. Let's see. And it's Christine. Yo, my people getting That's crazy. It's okay. I see how Psych is doing. He's not giving nothing to my people at all. Okay. Yo, that's crazy. Both of my people got both of my donations. Yeah. I mean, you know, that's magical.
Of course. Yo, what's What am I seeing? Hold on. Your membership. Give a me, guys. How many? Oh my gosh. How many random guy? How many? How many you want with 100? Yeah, I'll I'll I'll do some memberships with it. Thank you so much.
Like I I guess I'll I'll I'll live to die to see Gotti get a membership. Yo, screenshot this You hating ass Screenshot this. No, I'm happy for you, man. Smile. Smile. Shy. Smile. Smile. You got that. I'm happy. I'm happy for you. I don't care. Thank you so much. Thank you very That is And
I will not forget you. Thank you. I've never I don't That is Yeah. Uh can we do Can we do something else though? What's up? What do you want to do? Can we get rid of the We got Somebody's got to change his headset, man. For real. Okay, me or Hold on, guys. I just want
to I just want to log this show. I'll be right back, guys. It's been five and a half hours. Rejoin uh when I start the new stream. I'll see you another little bit. Okay. How was
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