Happy Sunday! Positive Vibes only. No Bronze Chickens or Homicidal Grannies Named Christine Allowed
Psyche hosts a Christmas-themed episode with music and positive vibes, while also addressing critics and trolls, specifically 'Bronze Chicken' and 'Christine'. He premieres new music videos and performs original songs, including 'Christine', a satirical track.
>> Hi. Sheesh. I mean I wake up. I had a I had a good dreams and stuff. I woke up in a good mood actually. I still in a good mood. I should be careful not to like open my legs too much cuz Oh my gosh. I'm a Anyway, what are these people They're just such losers. Um I'm just referring to Bronze Chicken
and uh you know, Hit the Clown or whatever her name is. Oh, Christine. Yeah, Christine. Um But yeah, pretty pretty lame. I mean it's like what she attacked me for? She said because I wanted to buy gifts for my nieces and nephews. That's what that's your attack. And then his attack was that my my coat has lint
on it. It's actually not lint. It's probably cat hair. And I do wash it all the time, but it's like, you know, it gets covered in cat hair instantly. But they yeah, they just like, "Oh, I'm dirty. Oh, get a job." Okay, so I probably made more last month on YouTube than Christine did made in nursing, right? But plus, you know,
minus like the blood money for like, you know, unaliving baby goats, right, Christine? Yeah, I said I know it's silly. Uh I mean they want to say that about me. I mean it's like that's I mean that's all they had. Oh, and she's like, "Oh, and you're broke. Go get a job. You're a grifter." I mean it's like these are just like
I mean is there like a hurt like hurt person inside of there? Like what's wrong with them really? I mean it's like and then I fight back like, you know, "Oh, you see that cat he holds up? What like what what about Rudy? What do you have to say about Rudy? You keep Rudy's name out of your mouth." Rudy is too good for Yeah, baby goats. So we can play her song. I don't think she likes her song. I mean it's like a good song, right? Did I mean everyone
loves this song, right? It's one of my classics. It's called Christine. Um it's like it's like actually, you know why people like it? Because it's only a minute long. But here, let's be real quick. There once was a nurse named Christine
with a frown sharper than her hygiene. She'd block half the chat and their cousins with that like a digital grumpy machine. She'd scold and she'd glare and she'd mutter while buttering up folks
she liked to butter. Once everyone's pal, now a storm cloud gal with a mood like a pudding of splatter. Crystal said, "Wild things, oh my!" Baby goats taking my beers, >> >> oh my! Two grandpas in chairs
rolling out in pairs, the world's slowest drive by. >> >> Now I don't know what's truth or what's mean. What's legend and what's just Christine. But one thing is true, she's allergic to you. Click, blocked like a chat room guillotine. So here's a small cheers, soft
and clean. Boom, Christine! But cute never mean. May her Wi-Fi be slow, but her karma still glow and her heart stay less cranky than seen. Daddy's. Oh, baby. You know I like to kiss. You like to kiss me? Okay. You like to kiss?
Oh oh oh, you like to kiss me. Oh, you do. Oh, I love you too, baby. Oh, they dead. Hey Paul, how are you? I love you. I love you.
You're I'm trying to do a show here. Come on. You're kissing me. Oh, you're kissing me. Oh, you're kissing my Oh my god. Oh, you love me. Love me.
Okay. Here we go.
What? Guys, you ready for the new premiere? I have a new video premiere for you. I hope you guys like my music because brand new video premiere. Hope you like it.
No >> >> surrender.
No >> >> surrender. No surrender.
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>> Hold. Do not turn your head, pilgrim. The air is thick with omens and hungry eyes. Keep your heartbeat steady as a drum in the underhall. No flinch, no tremor. For predators adore the taste of panic.
Chain reactions coil like serpents around your ankles. the faction waits in shadow. Listening, judging, wondering if you will rise like a coming or fall like a foregone prayer. Will you leave? Will you burn? Or will you finally face
the terror that's been sizing you up in the dark? I'd rather stand before the beast than crawl before my fear.
They whisper, "Hide. Close your eyes. Do not disturb the ancient thing beneath your ribs." But I'm not built quiet. I'm carved from storm bones and omen fire. In my creed, there is no surrender.
Run for the pulse of your life. Choose your fate, whisper oh warrior. Because I kneel to nothing in this life. There is no surrender.
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>> Old panic is a con man with a painted grin, a rerun villain from a bad dimension. Trying to sell you doom on discount. Live here in this exact breath, the doors are still open, the hourglass still bleeding sand.
Choose your doorway, prophet. What will you be? A servant of dread or a survivor of the war behind your sternum? Twist the mirror, but distortion for the lie it >>
>> is. There is nothing you cannot rise above when the flame inside you remembers its name. Run. >> >> They said to cower to blindfold your eyes, to let the monsters slumber. But I am the kind that wakes monsters and makes them bow.
Live for a legend, what will you pick? I won't regret my roar. My oath remains unbroken. No surrender. No surrender. Here and now, I push back. Claw back a mind heist, the soul jack. No surrender.
>> >> No surrender. Breathe it out. I rise like a war god, stealing fire from the architects of fear. >> >> No surrender. Mark it now. I rise to take my power >> >> back. Piece by piece by piece.
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>> Run. Hide. Never hurt. Close my eyes, it's impossible. I walk with the creature inside me. We're all friends now. Run, but don't run from fate. >> >> Run for the throne with your name on it. You choose. Contender or ghost.
I won't apologize for becoming the tempest. In my kingdom, there is and will always be
no surrender.
>> >> No surrender.
>> >> No surrender. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
You like that? Um this is my new accessory. Hi, what are you doing, my love? She just jumped on me. She like hit my eye so hard, too. Oh my god, it looked like I'm sorry, I know I do. But I just like I'm still still a little bit sick. Are they making fun of me for being sick? I mean, who's going to make fun of someone for being sick? Yeah, this cat is so cute. Look at this cat.
>> >> So, Christine said I would I couldn't afford breakfast, so Some people just don't know anything.
Merry Glitchmas. Hey, Glitchmas. Yeah.
Mhm. Hold on. Mhm.
Glitchmas, Glitchmas, deadling >> bells. >> Snow like static, truth like hell. 3:00 in the morning, cursed chats sing. Panel versus child, break all their rings. Christmas miracles break these chains. Think the tears last in the glitched out rain. Ghosts put a hex on the trolls that
hurt. Their rings burn and spice while the demons work. Ring those sinners like teal bells. Block their hex and send it back to hell. They won't be the same, it's true, till the dark star brings Alex back through. Red light camera on a live in the frost, every mod in the chat knows I'm counting a loss. Christmas tree blinking
like a crystal siege, candles all froze. Can't see what the vibe all visual beat in the box with a wicked grin. Turn every scar to a storyline when we made prophecies out of trauma and tears. Snow on the overlay, knives in the feed. There's a hole in the grid where your cam once burned. You and Alex will you ever return? Your laughs were the spell, your rage was the shield. Now it's just echoes in a broken field. Every block list a wreath on the door. Every troll banned won't go for more. Still the cold hits hard when I think of you. Silent night, but the chat
screams through. Christmas miracles break these chains. Think the distance in the pain. Ghosts drop curses in the super chat. Weak the status beasts in the black house though. Ring those sinners like teal bells. Burn their lives in the stories we sell.
What has been and what won't be the same, it's true, till the neon star spells Alex >> >> through. Think that it slides enough from the void. Burn my heart in red then I left it destroyed. Dripping silver chains of a pixel skin. Every webcam cam is a quiet sin. Ghost of Christmas dream in a hood, no face. Dropping big dollars like a hit and run grace. Type spend that one then disappears like a glitch in the feed. Or a god in the wires. We roast each other like chestnuts charred. Laugh too loud cuz it's all too hard. But under all the
memes and the curse of a raise is a cult of souls that refuse to fade. Each and every night when the clock hits three, the broken and the blacked out all break free. And somewhere in the code of this crooked stream, there's an Alex returned like a hidden thing. Glitch down, lights turn back. Who's going to bring Alex back? Glitch down, lights turn back.
Who's going to bring Alex back? Say ghost three times in the unity chat. Watch them grow and fade out like they never did that. Say ghost three times in the unity chat. Watch them grow and fade out like they never did that. Auto kicked in like, "Where's my summer hit?" Fluffy diamond anthem, I'm still mad about it. >>
>> I said, "Look around, bro, the sun's long gone." We turned your beat track into a hexed up song. Now it's fluffy diamond snow full of a cursed white streets. Standing with the crystal and the white state teeth. Same petty lyrics, just colder and mean. Red cup in my hand, green light on my screen. Congratulations Auto. Your thirsty June jam caught frostbite.
Who's Christmas in the panel verse? Why we do we do? Curse by curse. Who turns pain into other and lore? Why we do we do? Give us more now. Christmas miracles break these chains. Think the tears last as the signs don't change. Ghosts put words on the chat's doorway.
Hope to still see you, buddy, but he's here today. Ring those sinners like teal bells. >> >> Let their lives be the stories we tell. Hopes that are broken, we'll glitch it out till the neon star spells Alex through. Glitchmas, Glitchmas, under the snow. Every lost friend has a path back
home. Beta and I write fade in the chat. Type miracle once and see about that.
>> >> Excuse me. >>
>> Yeah, you have to learn how to use the app because you can get like dollar fries on the app. Like they're like a dollar something for large fries. And then dollar coffee and stuff. So, if you know how to like work the app, you can get pretty good deals. And then you get free food on it, too. So, you can like when you don't have anything, you can like get food, so. So.
Mhm. I want to get more coffee. She They always give me the small cup. I always order the large, they give me the small cup of coffee. I know, I do have a >> >> I had a flirty diamond auto song, but I can't have it anymore.
I mean, I have it, but it's like I don't think it's like easy to find. What was it called? Like flirty? Let me check. Or auto. I can search for it. Let me see.
Okay, nothing in flirty. Nothing in auto. Mhm. I'm going to go back and look. What I call it?
Hi babe. Oh. Excuse me. Oh my gosh.
Oh, it goes. Do not hold. Do not turn your head, pilgrim. The air is thick with ill omens and hungry eyes. Keep your heartbeat steady as a drum in the underhall. No flinch, no tremor, for predators adore the taste of panic.
Chain reactions coil like serpents around your ankles. The faction waits in shadow. Listening, judging, wondering if you will rise like a comet or fold like a forgotten prayer. Will you leap? Will you burn? Or will you finally face the fear that's been sizing you up in the dark?
That's a good song. One of my favorites I ever wrote. Uh-oh. I think Lenore wants to go under the covers and like go to bed. So, I'm going to just going to like end the stream. But, I love you. Thank you for being here. Hope you enjoyed the premiere. Hey, I'm going to do it again, so m-