Horoscopes and Pophecies for Each Zodiac Sign Starting with Scorpios

Sun burned on. The gang rolls in. Paige

with a cooler ghost with a grin. Polo

ain't got his god balls before the noon

bell. Thing that is hums like a seashell

spell. Alexander's preaching with a tan

so divine sunscreen forgotten he's

turning to bright

people red and raw. Snapping our claws

at the cosmic law. Steaming our veins

salt in our eyes. Took our souls. Now we

baptize for the world in our butter at

the altar of hunger sight.

Paige and Apollo start chanting shells

start to glow. Ghost draw symbols in the

undertoe. God's claws click time with

faith. Sing that his whispers the pot

can't wait. Alexander rise his halo of

phone. Welcome my crustations to your

new home. Oh,

we're the lost of people red and raw.

Snapping our claws at the cosmic law.

Steam in our veins, salt in our eyes.

Tied up to our souls. Now we baptize.

Boil the world in our butter greed at

the altar of hunger. I

see scream like rockets insane crash

in his name. Psyche appears with a

terror in hand. Too late they play the

sand. A claw for a heart, a shell for a

crown. The C track drags him slowly

down.

We're belongs to people red and raw.

Snapping our claws at the cosmic law.

Steam in our veins, salt in our eyes.

The tide took our souls. Now we baptize

under the moon in that boil and reach

peace forever at red tide beach.

I like that red tide beach.

Um.

Uh oh.

Oh, there I am.

Okay.

Um, I thought I would

do what I kind of did this morning, but

I had so much fun doing it that I I

decided I'd do it again, but in a

different way. Okay,

so I think I have more graphics handy

this time. We're going to go through

each sign.

Um,

we're going to do some fun Halloween,

okay? It's going to be interesting

things. There's going to be a secret

symbol I'm going to give you and there's

going to be a um prophecy and there's

going to be a horoscope plus a full

tarot card. So, that's a lot of stuff I

got to do. 12 * 5 12 24

things I had to do. So, I will do that.

Okay,

this is going to be fun. Okay, everyone

smile. Oh, everyone. There's one person

in the room. Well, well, well. What?

What? Opie, are you an Aries? Oh, you're

an Aries.

>> Oopie. I I saw your clip. You clipped me

or you clipped on people talking about

me. I like it. I didn't play the old

intro. No, that was my new thing. Red

Tide Beach, but I Oh, you're leaving. Uh

oh. Okay. Are you a DJ Electra? You're

an Aquarius. Okay. Well, we're starting

with Scorpio today cuz I mean I started

with um Aries earlier. I'm going to

start with Scorpio. And Scorpio is not

too far from uh from Aquarius. Okay.

Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn

Aquarius. Okay. We you're going to get

there quickly. Oh, he's sneezing. Okay.

So, let me check out um what I got for

us. Okay. Do I got a scor? Okay. So,

okay. For Scorpio,

we had any Scorpios in the room? Oh,

you're a Leo. Okay. Well, you're going

to have to wait for a while. You're

going to be your last sign to go.

Daughter of Scorpio. Okay, so this will

be interesting for anybody that knows a

Scorpio. We're in Scorpio season, by the

way. We are in Scorpio season. So, I'm

just going to put up this uh little

picture of a Scorpion. Me see.

Okay, there we go. We got a Scorpio

season. Okay, so what does psyche say? I

wish I should do should I do some like I

wish I had some like little like

spooky kind of like

background stuffer. I need to work on

that. I'll put it on later. For now,

I'll just go like this.

That's the best I can do for right now.

Okay Scorpios.

Are you listening? Scorpio. Okay,

Scorpios. This is called the serpent's

eclipse. So, um, your next season opens

up like a sealed tomb, Scorpio. Mystery

uncoiling under your tongue. The next

cycle demands that you face what you've

hidden, not destroy it, but transform

it. Power is no longer about control.

It's about clarity. Something or someone

returns, testing your loyalty to your

own rebirth. The past claws for your

attention. We've already outgrown its

grip. You are the dark tide before dawn,

the alchemist of endings. This year,

your magic is in the reveal. Tell the

truth even if your voice shakes. So,

Scorpio, your secret symbol for the

season is the serpent's eye, a spiral

within a circle symbolizing seeing

through illusion while devouring fear.

And the omen for Scorpios is when you

dream of water turning to smoke, know

your transformation has begun. Okay.

Um, so Scorpio,

oh my Scorpios, you know, I um I started

like having these visions of Lilith in

Scorpio like right um you know at a

certain time when I started making these

videos and then I looked and it's like

Lilith went right into Scorpio right

when I started making those videos. So

there's something to this stuff. Okay.

Okay.

So

next we have Sagittarius. Okay. So, let

me pull up Sagittarius. Are you guys Are

you guys in like Do you guys like this?

I hope you guys like this. I think this

is going to be interesting for you.

Okay. We're going to Sagittarius. Anyone

know Sagittarius people? Sagittarius is

the archer. We know this the archer.

It's like the

cosmic

centaur. Uh oh my goodness gracious.

Sneezy.

Okay. Well, okay. Here I found a picture

of him. Okay.

Okay, there's a centaur. Okay, for the

Sagittarius, I have a I have a prophecy

and a horoscope for you.

This is a little this a little Halloween

gift for everybody. Oh, no. I after this

I might I'll do cards for anybody that

wants to, but I forgot to include them

in this presentation. But um but you can

take the symbolism. Oh, you sneezing.

Come here. You sneezing. Come on.

Sneezing. Oh,

okay.

So Sagittarius

you are the archer's flame. And so, your

uh your prophecy is this. Your arrow

finds the unseen this season.

Sagittarius, you've been running through

a fog, chasing meaning and chaos, but

the horizon is finally clearing. What

calls you now isn't adventure for its

own sake. It's purpose. The truth you

seek won't come from another's mouth.

It's in the echo of your own. You're

being asked to teach through experience,

not through theory. Fire will test you,

but it's your native tongue. Burn what's

dull, keep what sings.

Um,

I have an elemental omen for you and

it's uh, you know, it has really has to

do with the,

you know, the almost like the fire in

the sky, which I think it's like a

storm, but it says when you hear

laughter in a storm, your path has align

with destiny. Okay. So, that's like

something to like an elemental omen is

something that you you'll hear or come

across. It'll be and so if this confirms

with something you you see or have seen,

right? Know that you're in line with

your destiny. Uh your secret symbol is

the phoenix arrow. It's a golden arrow

encircled by smoke symbolizing the

rebirth that comes when divi desire

meets divine timing. Okay.

Next, we'll do Capricorn. You know, I'm

a Capricorn, so I uh I enjoy Capricorn

stuff. Okay. Well, so I can put my

Capricorn

thing up.

Delete this. Okay.

And green screen.

Capricorn.

Oh, I'll turn off the green screen.

There we go. There we go.

That'll be the Capricorn. It can be the

horns on my head or something. I'll be

behind my head here. I'll be the

Capricorn. Okay. Any Capricorns?

For Capricorns,

it's it's called the iron gate. Okay.

This portal might be some kind of iron

gate, right? Which is not necessarily

a gate. iron. You know, it's kind of

like lower. We're in lower vibration.

But

just listen though. Your climb is

sacred, Capricorn. But this year, the

mountain changes shape. The old summit,

titles, trophies, the approval of ghosts

crumbles. You'll build new architecture,

one carved from authenticity instead of

armor. The challenge isn't endurance,

it's release. Power will come when you

let go of control and move with

integrity instead of expectation.

Oh, pretty good. You are the keeper of

sacred boundaries. Now learn to open the

gate you guard because we are guarding

the earth gate, right? And so um

Capricorn,

our secret symbol is the black obsidian

key. The key that opens only

when our will aligns with truth. And the

elemental omen we have to look out for

is when a door shuts three times, stop

knocking.

It was never your door. Ooh. And it's

kind of like,

oh, if you can like hear a door actually

closed three times in a row, that'd be

weird. But then it's like that'd be

like, no. It's like saying no. But also,

if you've shut the door on thing

something three times, that was not your

door. I mean, there three times a charm.

It didn't work. Okay. Don't try 10

billion times. We mean we have a short

life here. I mean, we're going to waste

our life running after things. So, just,

you know, I'm not saying give up on

things, but, you know, let things go if

it doesn't work out the first few times,

right?

You like the rosecolored glasses. Are

you calling me Tony Stark? Who are you?

Wow. Tony Stark glasses look like

they're those rose color. Hey, money420.

Okay. Okay. So, that's Oh my gosh. So,

that was Capricorn. Okay. Ready for

Aquarius, guys? I'll put up the Aquarius

um

graphic

and you can see Aquarius. Okay, Aquarius

image file.

Okay, Aquarius of course is the water

bearer but it's not a water sign. It's

actually an air sign. The water is going

through the air. I do it is ruled by

Uranus and Saturn. I do think about

electricity a lot. I think about like

the age of Aquarius I think about is

like now it's like when electricity is

everywhere and it's like and that

electricity is the lightning that we've

like learn how to use as energy. Where

is this Aquarius? Oh, come on. I mean

come on. Where are you Aquarius?

It must be this one.

Yes. Okay.

Drop the link. Tony, who are you?

Vanguard. Oh, I know you are Vanguard.

Oh, I'm doing um Okay, I'll I'll I'll

like I'll do it, but you have to like,

you know, talk with me about horoscopes

and stuff because we're we're in the

middle of horoscopes right now and

prophecies. Okay, so we're doing

Aquarius. Okay, for Aquarius, here's

what I have for Aquarius.

Oh, dear Aquarius.

Hold on.

Yes, I Okay. Okay. So for Aquarius I

have it's called

the prism code. So Aquarius your

rebellion turns inward. You've sparked

change around you but the real

revolution starts in your bloodstream.

Patterns break. People leave. New

frequencies hum beneath your skin. Don't

rush to define it. This is the

innovation of the soul. The more you

honor your difference, the more you

unlock collective healing.

Because it's like Aquar Aquarius are

different, but they never like they

always like like to blend in in a

certain way, right? Because they're like

they they're like everybody, right? But

then it's like but they're so weird.

It's like it's going to everyone notices

them. They're also beautiful people.

Says the world needs your weird. Don't

dilute it. Secret symbol, the fractured

prism. Okay. It's a crystal split by

lightning refracting infinite futures

through one spark of insight. Ooh,

that's beautiful. Okay. And then we have

an elemental omen to look out for. When

light bends strangely through glass,

listen, it's your next idea calling your

name. Okay,

so that's that. Okay, Aquarius.

Capricorn. Aquarius. Pisces. Okay, so

now we have Pisces. Okay, let me get up

the fish.

You That sounds perfect. Oh, great.

Let's uh let's look at Pisces.

We have the two fish, one fish, two

fish, red fish, blue fish.

Um, do I have uh two fish?

Um, well, just imagine these are two

fish. Okay. Um, because that was handy

and I can see the Pisces. Just imagine

that's Pis. Oh, that should be Gemini.

Oh, that would be so good. Gemini, too.

But okay. But anyway, so for Pisces,

this is the dream current. It says

you're crossing between realms. Pisces,

the veil doesn't separate you, it feeds

you. But the line between empathy and

exhaustion grows thin. Learn discernment

in the dream world. Anchor your vision

in the mundane so your magic doesn't

drown you. The universe will whisper,

but you must act. You are both the tide

and the uh the tear. Soft but

unstoppable.

Okay. So, secret symbol for you is the

glass compass. A transparent instrument

that only works when you trust your

intuition. Okay. Your elemental omen is

when reflection move before you follow

the ripple. Spirit's already there.

Okay.

Um and so let's continue

to Aries.

Aries is traditionally the first sign of

the zodiac, but today Aries is going to

be

in the middle of the reading. Okay. So,

um, Aries, of course, Aries is the ram.

Um and

pull it up. We have a beautiful ram's

head here.

That's to Oh my gosh,

Virgo.

Oh my god. I mean, there's so many

signs.

Okay. I don't even know if I see it. Is

it this one?

Oh, that was Pisces. Okay.

Well, I don't even see it. Let me

I'll just I'll put I'll put this up.

This reminds me of Aries a little bit. I

don't know why. It just kind of does.

Okay. But anyway, Aries likes to be

first. Okay. Um Okay. So, Aries is the

Ember Crown. The fire in your chest

isn't anger, it's initiation. You've

been sprinting through walls, Aries. But

now the lesson is precision. Not every

battle is worth your blaze. A quiet kind

of courage will replace the loud kind of

victory. You're the spark that begins

revolutions. But this year, wield that

spark with strategy. Burn clean.

Um for Aries, your secret symbol will be

the ember crown. Three flames forming a

trident symbolizing willpower guided by

wisdom and your elemental omen. When you

see three lights flicker at once, the

universe is signaling your next

breakthrough. Okay,

Aries, got to look out for that. Okay,

next we have Taurus the bull. Hey,

what's up, Brandon Q? We have Taurus the

bull. Um, Taurus the bull is

right here.

Okay,

Taurus.

Okay, we have the garden gate. It says,

"Taurus, the earth beneath your feet

hums louder this year. What you planted

is ready to rise, but not everything

deserves to bloom. You've been asked to

prune old attachments and tend what

really feeds your spirit. Security isn't

a cage, it's a rhythm. Build beauty like

it's your birthright.

Uh, I have a secret symbol for you. It's

the Verdant spiral. It's a vine wrapped

around a golden circle representing

steady evolution and sacred patience.

And the environmental omen I have for

you, elemental omen I have for you is

when a bird lands near you without fear,

something you've nurtured is ready to

grow wings. Okay. I I sometimes have

birds almost land on my finger from, you

know, I I just birds love me. Okay. Now,

hey. Okay. Hey, Brandon. Okay. So now

I'm looking for

um like like twins like the you know

Gemini.

What should I do for Gemini?

Well, I could I don't I just don't have

it handy. I'll just do like Cupid and

Cupid and Psyche right here. There we

go.

That's like Gemini because he Gemini is

like the air, right?

Okay.

So Gemini.

Um, the twin flame cipher. Oh, isn't it

strange? I just like put like those the

couple and it's like with the twin

flame. I really wasn't thinking about

that, but things just happen like that.

Okay, so it says, "Two voices, one

mission. Gemini, you spent years echoing

others. Now your truth center stage.

Your mind is a labyrinth, but brilliance

waits at its heart. Choose words that

heal, not just entertain. Every sentence

this year will ripple further than you

imagine. Your secret symbol is the

mirror feather. Oh, look. And it's the

me like the Peter heads feathers, right?

One half obsidian, one half quartz,

symbolizing duality as a divine design.

Oo,

that sounds interesting. Maybe you might

get some obsidian and a feather. Okay.

Elemental omen. When you hear two people

say the same phrase within an hour, the

universe is speaking through repetition.

Listen closely. Okay,

here we go. Um, next we have cancer. Any

cancers in the house?

I guess we got Oh, it got kind of quiet.

I don't know. I guess. But you know

what? I'm going to have to slowly build

my channel back. I guess not. Everyone's

interested in music and um, you know,

astrology and mysticism and magic and

all kinds of like really cool things

that better than like screaming about

beta all day. But, you know, if you're

not interested in that, maybe find

another show and then hopefully I'll

find people that are interested in it

that maybe got scared away when they

just heard, you know, beat us screaming

me at me all the time. Anyway,

so

Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, so Gemini, are we

on Gemini? Yes.

I read Gemini. Have I read Gemini?

Yes. Okay. So, next we have cancer.

Cancer. Cancer. Cancer. Cancer is a

crab.

They can be crabby, right? Not to be

stereotypical, but they can be crabby,

but they also like, you know, their

home, their shell.

They like to be pretty. They're red.

Okay. We have the lobster people, too.

Remind me a little bit of that. Okay.

South Park, they have the crab people.

So here's your prophecy, Cancer. Uh your

prophecy is the moon's vessel. You're

both ocean and tide. Cancer, this cycle

asks you to stop carrying the shipwrecks

of others. Emotional mastery doesn't

mean numbness. It means navigation. You

will rediscover your softness as

strength. What once hurt will now heal

through your hands. Okay. Your secret

symbol is this is the silver shell, a

crescent cradling a pearl symbolizing

empathy born of endurance. That's a

beautiful symbol. And the elemental omen

for you to look out for is when

moonlight catches a reflection, a

forgotten part of you is ready to

resurface.

Okay. Watch the moonlight catch a

reflection.

You ever see that like that beautiful

like

ethereal glow and like the fountain

water under the moonlight? It's

beautiful.

Okay, we got a few more left. I guess we

got Leo. We got a lion here. A lion,

right? Leo.

Okay. Is it up there? Yep.

Leo, the solar heart. Your light has

always drawn eyes, Leo. But this year,

it draws allies.

Hopefully, not ally master computer, but

allies. Okay. Ego burns out. Purpose

radiates. You'll shift from performance

to presence, from spotlight to

lighthouse. Uh, leadership isn't about

being seen. It's about helping others

see themselves, shining a light on

others, right? Secret symbol of the

lion's halo, a circle of fire encasing a

single eye symbolizing illumination

through compassion. And I love how I

have a compassion. I think Leos are

compassionate people because it's a sun,

right? And so there's compassion. But

it's also like because the sun is like

if it wasn't compassionate, then it

would just be out all the time. But it

goes inside like 12 hours so it doesn't

burn everybody too bad, right? And it's

like and then it's like it just gives

them a nice like little little tan

sometimes. But anyway, so elemental omen

when you feel warmth without a source,

someone unseen is blessing your eyes.

Have you felt that? I felt that

recently. All of a sudden I get real hot

and it's like in a cold night or

whatever, but it's and it's like

sometimes it's uncomfortable but it's

like it's strange. Okay, next we have

Virgo. We have the Virgo. the version.

Virgo, we're almost done and then I'll

let you guys go because I guess no one

likes me anymore because there's only

six people here. That's okay. I'm going

to do what I want to do and I'm having

fun doing it. So, there's one person. I

would appreciate if they said hi, but

you don't have to say hi. Okay, there we

go. We have Virgo, the virgin. Okay, the

one thing about Virgos is they're

usually not very virginic, but that's

another story. So Virgo, the sacred

measure. You've built empires from

order, Virgo, but chaos has wisdom, too.

This year, let imperfection teach you

grace. You're rewriting the idea of

perfection, not of flawlessness, but as

alignment.

Uh when you what you fix outside must

first be healed within. Your symbol is a

spiral compass, an infinity loop

crossing a ruler symbolizing the harmony

between logic and intuition. Uh, your

elemental prophecy is when plans

collapse and peace follows, the divine

has just edited your blueprint. Okay,

that's like a tower. Sometimes there's a

tower and it's like instead of like

being a bad thing, it's like, "Oh my

god, everything's peaceful and beautiful

now." It's like that happens sometimes

to me.

Okay, well, we got Libra and that's

Libra is it. So, okay, I'm going to put

up the scales and then I'm going to let

you go because I guess nobody wants to

hang out with me anymore. So, that's

okay.

It's okay.

Well, if you could like like this, like

the stream and then like maybe share it

and like tell your friends.

Oh, my friend did these really cool

horoscopes. Okay, you don't have to, but

it'd be cool. Um, okay. What's the last

sign? Um,

Libra right?

Libra.

Libra. Where are you? There you are.

Okay.

Okay guys, this the end. Okay.

Libra, the veiled scale. So, here's your

prophecy, Libra. The balance you crave

will come not from pleasing others, but

from daring to tip your own scales.

Libra, this is the year you choose.

Harmony born from honesty, not

compromise. You'll find beauty and

contrast and peace and decision. Your

secret symbol is the opal feather, a

white feather balanced on a blade,

symbolizing truth as a softest weapon.

Elemental omen. When two paths appear

equally lit, pick the one that scares

you. It's the real equilibrium.

Okay guys, so now the circle is

complete. I've done uh you know Scorpio

through Libra 12 symbols forming a

hidden zodiac wheel of awakening.

Okay.

So maybe I have something else planned

for you

like a like a wonderful you know song I

can play later about this whole this

whole prophecy.

Oh hold on we have a guest. Is it a

guest?

Is there a guest coming up? Is it is

just gonna be a porn bomb? What's going

on here? I don't believe it. There's no

guests here. I don't get guests anymore.

Who is this? This is a prank.

Hold on.

Who is it?

Vanguard.

Hello.

Hello there. Psych. How you doing,

fella?

>> Oh, I'm okay. How are you doing? My

location.

What's your picture? Can't really see

>> M. I told you about Aquarian.

it.

>> Come on. Aquarians. I am the goat of all

Aquarians.

>> You're the goat. Well, I'm a Capricorn,

so I'm very much a goat, but I'm a

Capricorn Aquarius. I'm like um moon in

Aquarius and uh Mars in Aquarius all in

the first house. And so,

>> so can I ask where did you buy your Tony

Stark glasses? And why are they so

rosecoled?

>> Why are they rosecoled? I don't know.

Maybe because I think they're more

orange, but it's like they just kind of

like everything's like kind of red

because they have these red blinds and

then with the purple behind me. And uh

yeah, I got them from, you know, Tony

Stark Industries special order.

>> Um, have they got meta inside?

>> Um, like meta inside of them? No. Oh,

>> the only four-letter word associated

with these glasses is timu. T E M U.

>> Whoa. Timu USA. Nice one. Nice.

>> Timu. Timusa. You know, they used to

There's a place in Japan called USA, and

it used they used to ship from Japan

from the USA port, and it would say made

in USA, but it would people would think

it says USA, but it was actually from

Japan.

>> Wow.

>> So, why were you why why were you

disappearing? I was only late coming to

the party because I haven't used

Streamyard in a while and it took

everything off my avatar. So, I had to

go through it again and set it up.

>> Yeah.

>> It's going it's went through growing

pains. Well, I guess it maybe because

you changed your computer or you logged

out or cleared your C cash or something

>> Oh, no. No. Put it this way. The

because

Streamyard I used last week isn't the

Streamyard I'm using now. Put it that

>> Yeah. because they added a bunch of

way.

stuff like you know they they added all

these new sound effects and so it might

have pushed away your old sound effects

and like they put all these old these

new images and stuff and like the back

you have I don't know you have a very

limited I think it's a very limited

amount of stuff you can put in the

backstage even as a paid member I'm kind

of like I don't like continually running

out of stuff

>> the only avatar I was allowed was my

Google avatar and I'm having to go find

a few avatars to come up here

>> it's a bit wrong isn't it Well, I mean,

do you It's fun to create new avatar. I

I love creating new avatars.

>> I I just created a new uh new one for my

my business.

>> Mate, you know how I feel about

artificial intelligence. Don't tell me

you created anything new. Come on. All

>> No, I I generated with with input and

right.

it's like it's one of one of a kind

based on my input is there's never been

another one in the world. It's pretty

crazy. Um here it is. Look, actually, I

went it's been through a couple things

here. I'll take this off. Oh. There you

go.

Perfect.

Doesn't look good.

>> No, I can't see jack

>> You can't see it?

>> Well, apart from the stuff you always

put about psych eyes and

stupidness.

>> Well, you don't see the five, the letter

F and the crescent moon, the eye, the

star with like the, you know, probably

the pleians around it.

>> And a minora missing two prongs. Go

yourself.

>> Letter fi. It's the letter fi. It's like

philosophy. I got a psyche. Fi.

It's Greek. You didn't know.

>> Mitch maid it was a minora missing

twoprong.

>> I don't know. Maybe I think a librus

would find attractive.

>> All the stars are in the wrong place at

the wrong time. But that but how based

on your perspective because thinking

about a Hubble telescope takes a picture

of a galaxy but that's from one angle of

it. What if what if you take it from a

different angle like a billion lighty

years away? It's probably look like a

different thing,

>> right?

Hello. Is that true? I don't know. Maybe

I'm wrong.

Well,

>> please tell me you know the sun is a

star. Don't you psych?

Yeah, it's a little dwarf star, right?

>> What? The sun's a dwarf star.

>> White dwarf, isn't it? A white dwarf.

>> No, it's not.

>> I'm going to look up. I'm going to look

it up in the in the thing real quick.

Hold on. Is it guy? Can you tell me the

sun is a white dwarf?

>> You're telling um Teran our solar system

has a white dwarf. What the

>> Our mother is a white dwarf.

>> No, it's not.

>> The Milky Way. Yeah,

>> it's not. admit.

>> Imagine imagine flirty diamond 2 feet

tall.

>> That that is like basically our our god

>> what

>> and he's about to say he's about to say

it's some some something of a white

dwarf somewhere along the line. No, we

don't live in a white dwarf solar

system. Psych

>> up right now. Is the sun a white dwarf?

It says, "No, the sun is not a white

dwarf. It is a yellow dwarf." H a yellow

dwarf star. I'm sorry. I got the color

off a little bit. So, it says, "White

dwarfs are the dense dead cores of stars

that have already finished their main

life cycle while the sun is still in

this main sequence fusing hydrogen into

helium and will eventually become a red

giant before the final stage as a white

door. It turns into a red giant from a

white door. Isn't this like it's it's

like Game of Thrones? It's like, you

know, they have like a little white

dwarf and it turns into a big red star

dragon, right? And then it's like,

>> wow.

>> I don't know how you're getting equating

red dwarfs to this analogy, but uh

>> well, it says it turns into a sun will

eventually turn into a red dwarf. It

said,

>> did I say red dwarfs? I mean

Dungeons and Dragons.

>> Red giant.

>> Red giant. White dwarf and a red giant.

>> It's like a game of chess with like very

>> Wow.

disproportionate pieces.

Well, anyway, do you know what type of

star Beetlejuice is?

>> Yeah, it's the armpit of Orion, isn't

it?

>> Wow.

>> Hello, Vanguard.

>> I'm still here. Um, the armpit of Orion.

Uh, let's just say this Beetlejuice

is about to go supernova.

>> Hold on one second. It's what? about to

go supernova.

>> It is.

>> E I was just looking at this woman. I

was looking at like um you know

Beetlejuice um meaning armpit

>> beetle juice is a star.

>> I know. No, but I got this picture of

this woman like making like putting it

as an armpit.

>> Can't really see.

>> Wow. Oh. Um, it sounds like we're um

different ends of the spectrum at the

moment.

>> I think I think I think so. I think

that's been verified. No, I thought

Beetlejuice was the star. Beetlejuice

star is like the armpit of Orion. Let me

and I got to prove it to you. Hold on.

>> What?

>> Yeah, I'll prove it to you.

>> Look at it. Look at Look at Look at Look

at Look at it. Look at where it is. Look

at the Beetleju. Hold. I turn off my my

my uh my background.

>> Vanguard, let me just prove something to

you, okay? Mr. Knowit all. Hold on a

second. Okay, you think you know

everything and you laugh at me, but

look.

>> What did I say?

>> It's his armpit. Look, there's there's

Orion. There's his armpit. Beetleju.

>> Beetleju. Beetleju.

>> Yeah, man. Like I said, I don't know

everything, but Beetlejuice is the

closest star that's about to go bang

very soon. Yeah, man.

>> Well, he should wear better deodorant.

Is that why they have Secret? if if it

hasn't gone already because it takes so

how many light years is Beetlejuice from

us?

>> I don't know just we've already said his

name several times and now that annoying

Michael Keaton Katon character is

probably gonna come annoy us.

>> Thanks a lot.

>> Well

remember a very annoying character

>> but how many years is BJ away from us? a

BJ. I I'll give you one in 25 minutes if

you can get here now.

>> But I didn't want to say it third time.

So, how many light years is BJ when it

goes supernova from us?

>> I don't know. But if Beetlejuice, a red

super giant star, replaced our sun, its

enormous size would engulf everything up

to Jupiter's orbit. Every planet from

Mercury to Mars, and even parts of the

asteroid belt would lie inside the star.

So, Beetlejuice, I did say it a third

time is

he's got his round tickets.

>> It's the closest star to us, but

apparently it's the closest star that's

going to go bang. Supernova. Yeah, man.

>> Well, what does that have to do with us?

>> I mean, you know what supernova means,

don't you?

>> It means a beautiful star.

>> A champagne supernova in the sky. Is

that a song in from your land England?

>> A champagne soup. No. I didn't know you

like the races there. My m

>> said maybe you're going to be the one

that

>> Vanguard.

>> Hey, the star that belongs to the Orion

constellation is at the end stage of his

life. Hey, it can explode at any time.

If this happens, it will appear to be as

bright as a quarter moon in that very

much. I doubt that very much. He

>> looks on fire basically. Okay. And then

it will say my name

American overreach.

It's my show.

>>

about your point and you're you're

screaming right over me the entire time.

>> No, mate. I was talking and um I was

trying to comment and you over talk me

you

>> Let me talk. It's my show. If you want

to talk on your show, you get a show.

>> Oh god. You see what I mean? All right.

See you later.

>> You're not You're not the director.

>> I'm in Champagne Supernova. Beetlejuice

in the sky. off.

>> I know. It's like it's like a been a

nightmare. All I have is, you know, bad

90 bad 80s movies and uh Oasis albums in

my head right now. Okay. But anyway,

okay. So, it says if Beetlejuice

replaced star sun. Okay, I already read

that one. Okay. Um, it says the star

Beetlejuice that belongs to Orion

constellation at the end stages of its

life. It can explode at any time. When

this happens, it will appear as bright

as the quarter moon in the sky

sufficient to cast shadows. It is so

massive that it may turn into a black

hole or a neutron star. If that if it

turns into a black hole, it will become

the closest black hole to Earth.

Oh,

>> I thought I thought I thought I thought

um Rosie O'Donnell was the closest black

hole to the Earth.

>> Oh dear.

>> Oh, that's just something as big as a

black hole. Hey, the Romans saw

Beetlejuice as a bright yellow star

instead of the red super giant it is

now. Oh, the Romans. I don't believe

anything they say.

Anyway,

anyway, um you want to see an artist

interpretation of Beetlejuice?

Um, does it have many heads and so many

strands of a name like uh Beetleju?

Beetleju. Beetleju.

>> No. No. It looks like a like the pumpkin

head demon more like cuz it has the big

like sun head and it's like running

through the space. See, it has like a

tail and like I don't know. It looks

really weird.

>> If Blogger was to his arm, what it look

like? It would look like something.

>> Yeah, man. I get it. I get it. But

that's not actually an observation. It's

still an artistic artistic

representation from the thermal and

other data they can go and receive.

>> Excuse me.

>> So, it's not a photograph.

>> This is a picture from outer space. It

is real. This is

>> It's not a picture. It's not a picture.

It's a

>> picture they're ever going to get.

Photograph. No, it's not.

>> Imagine taking a picture of the sun. I

mean, like the flash.

>> Come on. That's not the stone.

>> It's

a star, but the sun is a star, right?

Isn't that how we started represented in

an artistic representation

of AI?

>> Not artistic. What are you saying? The

Hubble telescope isn't isn't real. What

are you crazy,

>> mate? Hubble telescope can't even see it

like that. So, what the are you

talking about?

>> off.

How about um what about the James Webb

experience?

>> Well, the James Webb cannot even see it

like that either.

>> Vanguard of

>> First of all, the James Webb telescope

doesn't take pictures. It just

>> How long has it been since you've had a

woman in your life?

>> Right. Um are you talking about um let's

just say what life of women are we want

to talk about? I'm talking about do you

are you married or have you been alone

for years and years? Oh

>> no. You you hear have been alone for

years and years. So tell me what you

think with your green screen behind you.

>> You been alone for well you need to get

out. You you need to find I feel bad.

You need to find a woman and you know

stop yelling arguing with

>> I've entertained more women than you've

had hot dinners in my life.

>> Probably. I mean how old are you? Like

100. I mean it's like you sound like an

old man.

I'm very old.

>> When did your wife did your wife pass

away?

>> I am the goat of all Aquarians. Yes.

>> Well, I am too cuz I'm a Capricorn

Aquarius.

>> No, you don't get the goat reference, do

you?

>> The goat god. Goat stands for God. Like,

you know, Pan.

>> No, it doesn't. Goat stands for the

greatest of all time.

>> That Well, that's like a that's like a

boomer thing. I mean, that's legalizing.

Goat stands for like, you know,

originally a goat. I mean, yeah, we can

make an acronym likely for like

basketball players. That's kind of dumb.

But no, no, no. It's it's cool. It's

cool.

>> Oh, yeah. Goat. Goat.

>> Patrick. Patrick, you only know your

palm and your five sisters, Patrick. We

know that.

>> What are you talking about? Rosie out of

this.

>> I've had so many women in my life. I

don't need them every day in my life.

>> What if you didn't have an arm? Who

would do that for you?

>> Could I do it for you? I'd come out

there and do it for you if you needed me

to.

>> Mate, you couldn't do anything for me.

>> Yes, I could. I just I'd blindfold you

and I put on my blonde wig and uh put

on, you know, spit a spit in my hands

and

>> I wouldn't even let you wipe my ass. Put

it

>> I wouldn't want to do that. I mean,

you'd have to pay for like a nurse to do

that. I just into the sexual stuff. I'm

not into that scat play.

>> Right. Let me put it another way. I

wouldn't not let you and LD anywhere

near me. Put it that way.

>> Would you rather have me and LD as your

nursing team or Jimmy Savile?

>> None of the above.

>> Well, you have to have either Jimmy

Savile or LD and me and and I'm sick.

>> No, no, no, no. I've earned enough in

life to say no. I don't accept your

three choices. off with it.

How about like F Mary kill LD me and

Jimmy Sadville?

>> None of the above.

>> None of the above. I mean that's I mean

it's a kind of like you have to answer

the question because it's it's like a

game. It's not like

No, I don't.

>> You have to marry an F and you have to

unle.

>> No, I don't have to answer anything.

>> Would I marry you, mate? Mate, I'm not

gay to start with, but you seem like

you're a bit of a a bit of a bell end.

It likes attention. You're an attention.

>> An attention

>> What?

>> What the

>> Who? I heard another voice. There. Is

there?

>> Wow. Attention Attention

Psych is an attention. Oh dear. With a

butt.

Guys, I'm having I'm having I'm being

harassed by my this this guy on my he's

calling me a I feel I'm very

insulted.

>> Well, you heard the of Babylon in

Vanguard and tell me what you think the

of Babylon means.

>> Um the of Babylon. Babylon? Yeah.

What do you want to know about the

of Babylon?

>> Who is it? What does she represent

today?

>> Um well, do you know where Babylon is?

>> New York.

>> No.

Isn't there Babylon New York? Yes, I

believe there is.

>> Uh, well, you see what I mean? There's

no point continuing this conversation.

>> Oh, you're talking about the original

Babylon. Oh, yeah. Well, it doesn't it's

in Iran, right? But it doesn't exist

anymore right?

>> No. Um, more like um Iraq.

>> Iraq. Okay. Well, they're very close

together. I mean, it's like it was a big

big

>> Well, Iraq and not Iraq.

>> Okay.

>>

How about Afghanistan? Afghanistan is

how you pronounce it. And um

Kuwait quit quit. Kwit. Kuwait while

you're ahead. That's what we said.

>> Who

while you're ahead, Donald Drumsfeld.

>> While you're ahead, we said that to

Saddam Hussein before the war.

>> Wait while you're ahead, Donald

Rumsfeld. And you bunch of

wararmongering cuds.

>> How did you know Donald green? How did

you figure that out? You're I mean

you're so good. I mean you're just so

smart.

>> Never mind. I'm just kidding. I'm not

Donald Rumsfeld.

>> Oh,

>> I'm not Donald Rumsfeld nor not Rudy

Giuliani or George Bush or Dick. I'm

none of those people. I swear to God.

>> So, um what type of coffee you drinking?

Is it McDonald's cheap or what?

>> No, it's like um it's um from a bagel

store and it's like I go and it's like

unlimited coffee. Like when you

>> It's Jewish. It's Jewish coffee. Yeah,

just Jewish because it's free.

>> Hello.

>> Vanguard.

>> So, what do they call that? The Nakbar

store. What?

>> No. No. It's just called a bagel. It's

called Einstein because it's brilliant.

It's a brilliant system.

>> What? I mean, how dare they call

themselves Einstein's coffee.

What? You know, Einstein was just

Picasso in a silly wig.

>> So, was Salvador Darly um

Donald Trump?

>> No, but he was somewhere else. He was

like I think he was he was Betty Davis

and um who whatever happened in Baby

Jane. I think that was he played that

part.

>> Anyway, how's your cat doing?

>> I have several cats. Which one? I have

uh let's see I have Rudy right here.

Would you like to say hi to Rudy?

>> Well, is Rudy quite rude?

>> Yes, he's very rude. He's red as well.

Rudy, are you rude?

>> He's rude. Here, come on. Say hi to

Vanguard.

Hi, Vanguard. I'm Rudy.

Oh sneezed.

Good boy. So, Vanguard. Okay, just I

just want your opinion. Do you like me

better like this or like this?

>> Do I like you better like what or what?

>> Do you like me better like this or like

this?

>> Um, can you put a bag over your head and

then then I might comment.

>> Um, I don't have a bag that would fit

over my head. I'm going to try. Hold on.

Can you make sure it's the bagel coffee

bag please?

Doesn't fit.

It is a nice hat.

Hello.

I think I lost him.

>> No, that's a keeper. We need to

keep that. Can I clip that? Am I allowed

to do that?

>> No, I'm not pretending it's a yamama.

It's actually my own design of a hat.

It's like more like, you know, like a

fian cap like made of made paper bag.

>> I need to just You need to color it red

and then it'll be perfect.

>> Wow, that's awesome. That's

awesome. I love it. I love it.

>> You're a good sport, mate.

>> Better than a tin foil cap. And they're

You're a good

less so last season, you know. No,

actually I have a foil cap sewn into the

wig so nobody sees it.

>> Yeah, man. You're a good sport. You're a

good sport. You're actually a good

sport, sake. You're a good sport.

>> A good sport. Well, what game do you

want to play? Hide the sausage.

>> No,

I've told you I'm not homosexual, mate.

>> It's okay. We don't It doesn't have to

be gay, you know. It's just like a

>> You know, you just like experiment

experiment once in a while. Are you You

said you're not married, right? So you

don't have a wife.

Um,

>> just explore yourself. What?

>> It didn't work with women. Maybe it's

time for me. I think you just need to

try it with me.

>> This way. Um, could you stop hitting on

people being offensive?

>> No, I can't. I can't. I can't.

Especially you. You have such a cute

dog. I love your dog.

>> You got like marry me. Would you like to

move in with me and marry me?

>> Okay. Should I show you my photograph?

As long as you're nude in it. Oh my god,

you look like the penguin.

You look like you look Oh my gosh. If

you look like um Danny DeVito, I'm not

interested anymore. I'm sorry. I'm more

interested in like, you know,

even like the Alfred or even like that

Christopher Walkin better than Danny

DeVito. I mean, Danny DeVito is just

creepy. I'm sorry,

Vanguard. It just won't work out this

lifetime. But

>> indeed, we'll agree to disagree and to

thank for give a Catwoman outfit. That'd

be interesting to see you wear.

>> Hello.

>> Oh, you're still there. Um,

>> so can he ask can he ask do you live in

do you live in section 8 public housing?

>> Uh, oh well you know that's why I'm on

the streets right now because all the

all my funding has been cut off from the

government and so I'm I'm completely out

of luck.

>> So you live in you don't live in section

8 public housing. You live in a motel

>> Well, I don't know where. I don't know

type of thing.

but it's like all I know is that the

police haven't come and dragged me out

of here yet. That's all that's all I'm

>> That's all I That's all I really think

about, you know.

>> Yeah. And saying

>> squatter.

Thank you're not Mexican descent.

Yeah.

>> Why? Then I'd have like a wonderful, you

know, dinner. I'd probably have, you

know,

>> huge family.

>> See what the Have you seen?

Have you seen what the fal torture

victims in Guantanamo will be?

>> Oh, I don't try to think about those

things. I don't want to think about what

What are you talking? I don't want

You're being disgusting. Stop it.

>> What?

>> That's They don't do that to Mexicans.

Please.

>> Guantanamo will be you know there doing

the landscaping. They don't They're not