A comedic holiday song parody about someone named Beeta causing Christmas chaos while drunk streaming and kissing Santa Claus.
Original TransmissionsThis episode appears to be entirely a musical parody performance of the classic Christmas song 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,' reimagined with a character called 'Beeta' (or 'pizza' in some references) as the protagonist. The song tells a humorous story of catching Beeta in various states of intoxicated holiday mayhem - kissing Santa under the mistletoe, live streaming drunk for 36 hours straight, stealing Christmas decorations, and generally causing chaos at the North Pole. The narrative includes interactions with Santa, elves doing damage control, and Beeta ultimately getting a restraining order placed on the mistletoe. The performance blends holiday imagery with modern references like White Claw drinks, live streaming, and contemporary slang, creating a surreal and comedic take on Christmas traditions.
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