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EP.174

I Caught Beeta Kissing Santa Claus

A comedic holiday song parody about someone named Beeta causing Christmas chaos while drunk streaming and kissing Santa Claus.

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I crept downstairs for eggnog stealth

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mode ninja [music] toes. [singing]

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Heard a squeaky little giggle like a tea

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kettle that blows. [music]

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Stockings on the mantle doing jazz hands

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EpisodeEP.174

AiredDec 22, 2025

Duration3m

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comedy streaming culture Christmas parody music holiday traditions

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Beeta Holiday Chaos Mythology