Psyche delivers the March Chaos Scopes, personalized horoscopes for each zodiac sign, blending astrological insights with humorous advice for navigating the month ahead.
I walked where the candle It gets to behave where prayers don't need. They shimmer and cave. In the smoke of a bell, in the salt of a sun, a circle of women stood under no sky. Not one but a chorus and shadows in bloom.
A crown made of thunder for the tomb. They didn't ask for my faith. They asked for my truth. They didn't promise me heaven.
They promised me proof. Oh, they at the edge of the fire with white desire. Mother and monster mercy and night. They don't take your love. They take what's not. And
when they sing like a door that remembers the shape of your skin. I tremble. I'm golden. I'm ruined. I'm new. I am not afraid. I'm becom true.
One wears a night like a cloak without seams. Tongue like a comet that devours my dreams. One laughs in the market with ink on her hands. Blessing the outcast untying their pants. One sits on a lotus of dangerous grace. Beauty so sharp it can
cut through my face. One is the silence that freezes a lie. stopping the world with a pin in her eye. And one is the widow of every regret, the clean final you'll never forget. One is the
storm with the mother's warm breath. One is the doorway that opens through death. Oh, the 10 at the edge of the fire is raed with desire. Mother and monster,
mercy and night, they don't take your love. They take what's not. And when they sing the veil turns thin like a door that remembers the shape of your skin. I tremble. I'm golden. I'm ruined. I'm new. I am not afraid. I'm becom true.
They are the fever that turns into sight. the holy mistake that corrects you at night. They are the mirror that won't flatter pain. They are the river that eats every chain. Not angels, not demons. No, they're the hest ones. The
ones who know they love like truth. No perfume, no pose. Just the thumb. How the wild rose grows.
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>> I tried to name them. My mouth turned to dust. So I listened instead and I learned how to trust. 10 winds in a temple. 10 notes in my bone. 10 ways to come back to the heart I disown. They don't want my worship. They don't want my fear. They
want me awake. They want me right here. Oh, the at the edge of the fire. Crown of the night and the morning's choir. Mother and monster. Mercy and night.
They don't take your love. They take what's not alive. And when they sing the veil turns thin like a door that remembers the shape of your skin. I tremble. I'm golden. I'm ruined. I'm new. I am not afraid. I become true.
Shadows, one flame, 10 hands on the same dark name. And I walk outside with a stare that can see not
curse. is finally.
Okay. Yeah, we didn't get to finish the horoscopes last night. Hold on. Fix it better. Yeah. Aries. Okay. Got Aries in the room. Got Aries horoscopes. Hello, Chibi Chibi. How are you? Okay, we're going to start with Aries
all the way to Pisces. Okay, so you're you're in there someplace, everybody. I tried to do these last night. Didn't quite work out, but I had to delete that live, unfortunately. Um, this will be actually also for
I got Yeah, this will be actually for the beginning of March. Okay. Um, got to find him. I have them around here someplace. Let's see.
Okay, got them. Okay, Aries. So, this is called the March Chaos Scopes. Okay, so Aries, your march mood is kick the door down, but the door is actually a revolving one. The more you force it, the more you end up spiraling in public. So the chaos scope says your power this month or this next month, March, right,
is going to be in timing, not volume. Start slow like you're loading a spell with intention, not smashing a gong. A prophecy for Aries. A stalled situation suddenly will move, but only after you stop trying to dominate it. Watch for surprise. Yes, from someone who's been acting like a professional. Maybe early month brings impatience. Midmon of
March will bring opportunity that looks slightly annoying at first. And the late month will bring you a clean win. If you negotiate like a chess player instead of like a battering ram, get it, Ram. Aries. Yeah. So, advice for Aries, pick one mission, not 12. Your energy multiplies when it hits a single target. If you feel disrespected, pause before reacting. Your best revenge is strategic
success, not dramatic combustion. and say the quiet part out loud in one area of your life, expectations, boundaries, or pricing. So, Aries, you'll have at least one moment where you say, "I'm calm." while aggressively reorganizing something. If you catch yourself rage cleaning, congratulations. You're converting chaos into productivity like
an alchemist with a vacuum. Okay, I know they're not. I I would never eat my cats. I mean, that is just so terrible for someone to say, right? The cats are all fine. Are they Are you uneaten? They're fine. They're fine. They're all around me. They're all protected. No one's eating the cats.
This is not Haiti. Okay. Okay. Um Taurus, the bulls, the stubborn bulls. What do we got for Taurus this month? Taurus, next March is less cozy blanket and more cozy blanket, but the house is being renovated. The the chaos scope for you says your
comfort zone needs an upgrade, not a moat. You're being asked to modernize a habit, a routine, or relationship dynamic that has been running on old firmware. A prophecy for Taurus. A practical breakthrough arrives through a small inconvenience, a delayed plan, a minor expense, or a schedule shift that ends up saving you later. In the middle of the month, someone reveals what they really want and forces you to decide
whether you're building a future or preserving a museum. So advice for you um Taurus, don't cling to the first version of the plan. Iterate. Taurus perfection is beautiful, but March rewards flexibility. So spend intentionally. Uh March has one good purchase energy, not 10 impulse treats. And if you've been waiting for certainty, substitute evidence. What's
actually working? Do more of that. So Taurus, you may glare at someone for suggesting a change, then secretly do it and pretend that it was your idea the whole time. The stars will not snitch. Okay. Okay, Gemini. We got Geminis's in the house. Any Geminis here? Okay, Gemini for you.
What do I got? Gemini, the twins. So, next month, your mind will be a pinball machine. And March will keep adding the extra flippers. The Chaos Scope says, "Brilliant, but stop treating every thought like it deserves a podcast episode. Your superpower is connection, but your trap is scattered
momentum. Prophecy for Geminis's for March. Conversations become portals. A random chat leads to a lead, a collaborator or a new direction. Early month is for sorting information. Midmon is for making a decisive announcement. Later in the month is for shipping something. You publish, pitch it, launch it, submit it. Right? So, some advice
for you is to make one no new tabs rule. If it isn't part of the current mission, park it. Write it down. Your memory is fast, not faithful. And when you feel nervous, ask a question instead of um feeling silence. Um curiosity is your diplomacy. So, Gemini, you'll start one sentence, interrupt yourself with a better sentence, then forget the original
sentence, and end on a third sentence that somehow still convinces everyone. Honestly, it's respectable. Okay. Next, I've got cancer. Is there any cancers in the house? Everyone shout out your sign when I get to your sign. I just have to do this background real quick
so everyone knows what sign I'm on. Okay. Cancer. That's my mama sign. Alisa Jordana is a cancer. Um they're sensitive. They're crabby. They can be crabby. Oh, here we go. Let's pull up the beautiful crab.
Okay. So, Cancer got a special uh horoscope for Cancers this month for this next month. We're almost there. I guess the day after tomorrow we're being in March. Cancer. So, March will ask you to stop being the emotional customer service desk for everyone else. So, your chaos scope says your sensitivity is not a weakness. It's an early warning system, but only if you listen without absorbing. So, this next month will be
about emotional boundaries that don't feel like punishment, just clarity. So prophecy for you is family, home or where you belong themes will surge. Something from the past returns with new face. Midmon will bring you truth you already suspected. Late month brings relief if you stop negotiating with someone's potential and start responding to their behavior. So advice for cancers
protect your mornings. Your mood is set early this month. Ask for what you want plainly. No testing people. No psychic quizzes. And clean one emotional closet. with a grudge, an obligation, a lingering I should. So you'll say it's fine with the tone of a Greek tragedy chorus. If you need to cry, cry. If you need to snack, snack. If you need to
block, block. March supports all three. Okay. Next, we have Leo. Let's how's the chat doing? Your cancer, so you wouldn't want to answer this, but if you responded back with a battle rap for cannabis. Okay, your cannabis. I I'll do it. What's your What's your sign, Nick? What do we have after cancer? Cancer. We
have Leo. Let me see. I'll get the Leo generated up. I'm doing this all up the seat of my pants. Let me see. So, I'll get a background for Leo. Beautiful lion. My little brother is a Leo. Um, you know, they love to be the center of attention. I dated a Leo actually to a woman. It's kind of interesting story.
And yes, everything they say about Leos is true and more. Very interesting sign. They are the sun, you know. Okay. Okay. So, here's our Leo. Can we see my beautiful lion up on the screen, please? And go into our Leo horoscope, chaoscope.
Okay. Yes, we can. Yes, we can indeed. Okay. Leos, any Leos in the chat. You're You were cancer, Nick. I just read yours. Okay. So, rewind a little bit if you didn't get the whole thing. You got a good month coming up. So, Leo, March wants your charisma, but it also wants receive. So that your chaos scope says, "Shine, yes, but don't rely on applause to prove you're doing the right
thing." This month, this March will reward you when you put your talent into a structure that can actually hold it. I have a prophecy for Leos. A stage appears, but it's not always literal. It might be a meeting, a pitch, a difficult conversation, or a creative reveal. The early March will push your confidence. Midmon will test your patience with
someone slower than you. And late month will offer a clear spotlight moment. If you keep your ego out of the process, advice for you is create one repeatable system for your art or your work. Leo magic loves the ritual, right? Don't argue with your critics. Build something they can't ignore, though. And delegate one thing you hate doing. So, Leos, you'll have at least one moment where
you feel offended by physics. Like, why is time passing? Leo, even if the sun sets, it's not a personal attack. Okay. Okay. And next we have Virgo. Let me just um generate the Virgo outline. I I'm very good at um doing this, right, guys? These uh these backgrounds.
I can teach you how to do it, too. No, I mean it's it's really easy to do on StreamYard, actually. They have a little little image generator. I'm just using what I have at my disposal to make things good. Okay. So, here's Virgo. Ready for Virgo? I got a beautiful Virgo for everybody. Here we go. Virgos,
raise your hand. Okay, Virgo. Here you go. There's our Virgo. Virgos, March will be your month to stop fixing fixing things that aren't yours. So, your chaos scope says, "Your discernment is sharp, but be careful with the urge to optimize people. This month is about choosing what deserves your precision and what deserves your
absence. So prophecy for Virgo is a messy situation will clarify when you stop trying to perfect it. Early month will bring you details. The midmon will bring a decision. Later in the month will bring a smoother routine if you simplify. Something you've been overthinking becomes obvious after one
honest conversation. So pick a minimum viable version and ship it. Perfect is a moving target, right? Your body is part of the plan. So, sleep, hydration, walks, it's boring, but it's holy. And if you're resentful, it means your boundaries need an edit. So, Virgos, you will alphabetize something that does not
need to be alphabetized. The universe watches, nodding like, "Yes, that's the coping mechanism." Okay, we got Libra's next. Can we say hi to uh Libra? Um, yeah, you're going to be put on timeout for a little bit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Puma Queen. You know, prayers for you. I'm sorry. Okay. Uh, what's up to Virgo?
Anybody know what's up to Virgo? I'm kind of going blank right now. Okay. It's Libra. Okay. So, let me get my Libra up. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it's guys, it's my show. I can like play what I want to play. I mean, it's like I'm I'm the one that has the consequences, right? Um, so you don't need to tell me don't do this or don't do that. I mean, I I'll run my
show like I want to. I mean, it's like there's this Capricorn thing to do, right? So, I don't need to have comments about AI or whatever. I do I do um you know, heavily in invest myself in it. Okay, there we go. We have Libra coming up.
Libras, any Libras in the chat? We got your chaos scope coming up. There you go, Libra. Pretty pretty pretty Libras March will put you in the middle of shifting alliances. So your chaos scope says stop being the peace treaty if the war is between two people who enjoy fighting. You're learning that
harmony isn't the same as avoidance. Prophecy for Libra. Early March will bring you social momentum. Midmon reveal who's genuine and who's just presentable. And the late month offers a partnership upgrade, romance, business, or friendship. But it requires a courageous conversation. So advice for you, choose your side, your values.
That's the anchor. Don't overexlain. State, decide, move, beautify your environment. It studies and improves your choices. So you'll spend 20 minutes crafting the perfect text, then delete it, and send lol true Libra excellence distilled. Got Scorpio next. Let's get
our Scorpio up there. Okay.
How's everyone's doing today? Good. Okay. So, get the uh Scorpio ready to go. Any Scorpios in the chat? I'm a Lilith in Scorpio. Um it's kind of my only water in my chart. So, it's kind of like black water. I don't know. It's a kind of a dark. There's our beautiful um our beautiful Scorpion is about to come up on the screen. I'm going to save these these backgrounds too so I can do these
for all the all the chaos scopes coming up. So, any Scorpios in the house? There we go. Scorpio. Scorpio. March is intense, but you like that. Your chaos scope says your instincts are on point. Yet, this month will test whether you're using power to protect or to control. Your transformation theme is soften
without surrendering. So, prophecy for Scorpio. Secrets surface not to hurt you but to free you from guessing. The early months will bring a craving for privacy. Midmon brings a confrontation or a boundary moment. And late months will bring a clean reset if you stop revisiting old pain like as a sacred relic. So advice for you is ask directly. Don't stalk the truth. Summon
it. Put your passion into a project with momentum. And if jealousy flares is pointing to a desire, admit it, then act like an adult about it. You'll stare at someone in silence long enough that they start confessing things you didn't even ask. Unintentional lie detector energy. Use responsibly. Okay. Good advice for our Scorpios. Okay.
Sagittarius. Uh in Vadic system, I'm heavily Sagittarius. Uh in Western system, I'm heavily Capricorn. Uh in the western system, Sagittarius is more of a dark side thing. But um I have a beautiful Sagittarius background to show you. And uh any Sagittarius, you know, listen up.
This is your March chaos horoscope. Okay. Okay. There you go. There it is. Sagittarius. March wants you to be bold but not reckless. Your chaos scope says adventurous calling and it also wants you to read the fine print. So next month will be about expanding your world without scattering your resources. So
you have a chance to travel, teach, perform, publish or explore. or the early month will bring you some restlessness. The midmon will bring you a golden opportunity disguised as extra work. Late month brings payoff if you commit to one path long enough to see results. So your um advice for saggies replace impulse with intention. What am
I actually trying to feel? Don't ghost responsibilities. Renegotiate them and make one promise and keep it. Your future self is watching. Sagittarius, you'll swear you're not overcommitted while juggling eight plans and a new hobby that requires equipment. The stars gently suggest maybe stop buying extra gear for identities you haven't lived yet. Hey, guess who's next? My favorite.
It's Capricorn. I'm a Capricorn. Anybody else Capricorn? Let's Let's say hi to Capricorns in the chat. Let me get the image up. We're almost done. We're going really fast through these. So, Capricorn. Okay, let me bring up our goat. Our goats the greatest of all time sign is the
Capricorns of course. Um, check your Capricorn placements. Uh, you you also want to check your moon placements maybe. Um, because you know we all have like a lot of these signs and other houses and um and other planets in them and so forth. There's a lot of lots of astrology. It's actually can be very complicated but it's very rewarding. And here it's Capricorn. There's our
beautiful goats. Capricorns. So March will be a ladder month for us. The the aoscope says, "We climb fast, but only if we stop carrying other people's bags. We're being asked to build smarter, stronger boundaries, cleaner systems, and better delegation." Prophecy for Capricorns, recognition
arrives through consistency, not a dramatic big break. Um, early month is for planning, midmon for executing, late month for negotiating something in our favor. But we must ask next month will favor promotions, pricing adjustments, and long-term commitments. So advice for Capricorns, we need to put numbers on our goals. Vague goals become anxiety.
We we should schedule rest like it's a meeting with the powerful client because it is. And stop waiting to for us to feel ready. Let's get ready by doing. Okay? And Capricorn, someone will call us intense because we have a calendar and follow it. Capricorn will respond with a polite smile and say yes.
And okay, Aquarius, we're at Aquarius, guys. We're just powering through these. We're almost done. Hope you guys liked it. All you have to do is rewind, find your find your picture of your sign. You can hear your entire March chaos scope. Um, this is
like I like to do them at the beginning of the month, kind of like in the middle of the month and around any holidays, too. I do like to do some beautiful uh custom horoscopes for you guys. Okay, so we have um Aquarius. Any Aquarius in the house? Shout out Aquarius. Okay, love you guys, too. I'm I'm Aquarius moon. Here's our Aquarius right there. Our
water bearer Aquarius, March is innovation with consequences. So your chaoscope says your ideas are electric but this next month asks you to ground them. Not everything needs to be revolutionary. Some things just need to be functional. Prophecy for Aquarius. You'll find your people or you'll realize you've outgrown a circle. Early
month brings mental sparks. Midmon will bring social or techreated hiccup that becomes a blessing and late month becomes a chance to lead, teach or present a concept that others finally understand. advice for our uh our beautiful um Aquariuses.
Um build the prototype, talk less, test more, don't argue online, put your energy into your work, and if you feel misunderstood, simplify your message. Genius still needs captions. So, Aquarius, you'll forget to eat because you were thinking, "Congratulations, you became a floating brain again. Please return to your body.
Snacks are not optional." Hey, I think we're at the end. We have one more left. Did I Did I miss anything? I I don't know if I missed anything, but hold on. I think we're at Pisces and that's it. Hold on. Pisces. Okay, if I missed your sign, you have to shout out. Let me know. I think I got them all, though. Okay, I'm just going to
bring up the final image for Pisces. Okay, here we go. Our fish. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. One, two, three four five six seven eight and nine, 10. Yeah, I think I got them all. Pisces, there we go. How's that?
Pisces psychedelico. Okay, Pisces, March is your season, and your chaos scope says, "Your intuition is loud, but loud intuition can sound like anxiety if you don't anchor it." So, next month will be about channeling, not drifting. Dreams are messages, but you still have
to open the mail. Prophecy for Pisces. A creative wave arrives along with emotional clarity that feels like taking off a heavy costume. Early the month will bring you sensitivity. Midmon will bring you a choice. Escape or evolve. Late month brings relief through one practical action taken consistently. Advice for my dear Pisces. Choose one
daily ritual. Write, walk, meditate, create, clean. Keep it small. Protect your boundaries with kindness, not with apology. And if something feels off, it probably is. You don't need a courtroom to validate a vibe. So, Pisces, you'll romanticize a problem for a full week, then solve it in 10 minutes when you finally sit down. Pisces, magic is real, but so is procrastination. Dress as
processing. I do hope you enjoyed your chaos scopes. Hello. I'm sorry you I'm sorry. Hey, what's up, Jay Dog? I'm sorry you have blood cancer, Pampuma Queen. I'm sorry that sucks. And I hope that that is healed. I do not like, you know, cancer is a terrible thing. I know. I've had terrible things. You're going to a jazz
event. Not feeling good, but you're going to go. Oh, good. That sounds fun. I love I love like little themed events and maybe you'll meet a I don't know. Are you interested in meeting a gentleman? You know who I was watching today? This guy named his name is the Rizzer or something like that. Let me see if I can if he's still on. He's really hairy, but I kind of find him hot. It's not Rizzler for and he's in he's in Florida but I don't know it's
the same Lisa Jordana guy the Rizzler or something is this guy's real hairy you guys who know who I'm talking about let me see if I can find what I was looking at his name is let me see history okay um Riz Cam look at this guy and he's hitting on women right here oh my god he's real hairy you guys see it he looks
real hairy I think it's funny you're going with the man oh congratulations Yeah, look at this guy, guys. Have a nice little I think he's cute, though. I mean, he's cute for a hairy guy. I mean, check this guy out. Look at him. >> Miami. >> From Peru. >> Peru. Nice. I've been there. I love I love Peru so much.
>> Where you from, my guy? >> From San Diego. Family's from Iran. >> I just moved to Miami. >> Oh, where? >> I love it, man. I love it. You guys live in Miami? >> No, we don't live here. We on vacation. >> Vacation. Let's go. up the club. >> You know, >> there's so many people are in such good vibes out here. >> Just catching vibes, man. Today is a great day, man. >> You can't beat this. You just got flew
in today. Are you here for the weekend? >> No. Yeah. We feeling like 4 days tonight. >> Oh You had a good time. >> Hell yeah, man. Well, safe travels, guys. >> Nice to meet you, bro. >> Nice to meet you, bro. >> Let's get it later, guy. Let's get it. >> Yeah.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. >> Out there though, right? >> You look absolutely fantastico today. >> I said you look fantastic today. Yeah. Where are you from? >> I'm from Michigan. >> I love your smile. How is the weather down in Michigan? >> Okay. I had to stop. >> 30s. >> It's like 15.
>> Are you in college out there? No. High school. Oh All right. We got to get out of here. You're not okay. Hey, nice to meet you. >> I got to end. >> I kind of like that hairy look though. What do you think, guys? Any anybody else like hairy guys? Yeah, the hair was all on his back and arms. His name is Riz Cam.
He is an Iranian. I hope that was okay that I played his thing for a few minutes. So, I don't know. I was like, we found Bigfoot. I don't know. I think he's kind of cute that he didn't see me. And then my friend Danny was is out too. Like here's my friend Danny Stranger. Like Danny I always come I always hit on this guy and like he like half the time he
like like one time he danced for me for like I think I sent him like 30 bucks or something and he he danced with his shirt off and it's a boxers for a little bit but now he's out on his scooter. I see him here.
I have to type to my >> That's him in the green. >> Look at this guy. He's like Kid Rock. I'm going to tell him he's on my show.
See Yeah.
>> Okay. We got to throw. This is an island hole right here. Got to throw in between these trees up over a cart path and inside. >> He's riding a scoo. He's riding around in a scooter. Say hi. Look how cute he is. All
>> >> right, hold on. That guy is taking his we ass time on purpose. It's okay.
He's famous. He has like like 100 thousand subscribers because he like had a famous viral video where he like worked at Walmart and he was like screwing around kind of I don't think right now. >> Hold on. Uh
well, of course he's not that not that uh exciting right now. I think he's a text. Okay. Well, I I'll guess he didn't see.
Okay, ready. He might have been out. He might He might be out the way, but probably not.
>> It's okay. It's okay. Maybe next time. >> Oh, so I have my I have my hot honey bagel sandwich. I got alcohol. A little bit early to drink. I don't know. I think I might have to finish my coffee first. I have two coffees actually. One, two.
So, I just I don't know. I like to share my friends streams. Like, he's like actually a nice guy, you know. I met him through actually I met him and then I introduced him to Pyana, but then he didn't like me anymore cuz I he thought I was weird. because I am weird. And then she like said, she like said I was a good person. So then he liked me again. But now she hasn't talked to any of us. Remember that lady Pyon? You know who else came in the show? This guy
named Blade. I don't know if you guys remember Blade, but he hasn't talked to me for like a year. It's been like probably a year. Like I started he was on Benny's in Benny's chat and stuff like that. And I don't know. It's kind of weird because the the day I brought him up talking, he appeared in the chat. Like, isn't that weird? Like, I don't know if like they people hear or it's like their their
names me match and they go on the algorithm or something. It's just really strange. Yeah, I have a couple. Uh, I'm waiting for noon because my claude code will u reset the and I'll be able to I'm making a dashboard of my claude. Um, I can also I also um I have this I
have like a bunch of these, you know, these robots that I've created and they're all I talk to them. I can talk to them through Telegram. I I just like so I can go on my phone and like talk to Oh my god, look at Trixs. They're next to my VR here. Look at him on the floor. Sorry, he's a little bit messy. There he is. You see him? Cuddle down there. Hey, how are you?
Good to see you. Hope everyone is good. Yeah, we had I had fun last night, unfortunately. You know, I got a little carried away again with like the playing stuff. That's kind of I haven't opened it yet. No, I'm just drinking coffee right now. It's not opened yet. I'm thinking about starting. It's It's almost noon. That's like good. I don't know. It's It's Friday, huh?
I don't know. I'm not like I'm not like, you know, you need to What's up? Okay, you had fun. Yeah, it was fun. I I think we do have fun on my show. Like I think it's like I don't know. I think it's a fun show. I like But yeah, guys, if you remember those those really funny like clips or that like that it was like that dorky guy and like the girl was in like she
she like liked the dorky guy and then she had like the dream fantasy sequence with the dorky guy and stuff. That's okay. That's called Darmman. It's like he's an Indian guy. He has a huge channel, has like over a million subscriptions, and he just does like the stupidest stupidest like things, right? Yeah. Thank you, NGS. And I And I But you know
what? I I've been strike, but I'm not I wouldn't say strike anybody. It's like I I I I'm not like I don't support striking people. And I think it's bad ju guu for me to like say that, you know. Yeah. Darmman. So it's d h a r r man. like Darmman and yeah, he's like he does like the
stupidest I would I would play some but it's like last night I did and I got got cut off and stuff and so and then I got you. Yeah. I mean it's like and and then you know it was really insulting like I came on the show I was like friendly to her and stuff and then she is like and then like she has Elder on. Elder was like oh my god he's he's begging for food and oh this poor person donates him and like
blah blah blah. Why are they what? And then then he said um then he said, "You know what?" He's like, "Where are his cats?" He said, "He must be eating his cats and stuff like that." Like that's what that's why his cats disappear. And I mean, it's like and then like they were like, "Oh, let's make it let's make that a thing." Like, "Oh, really? You want to make that a thing? Oh, I eat my cats." Like really?
I mean, it's like, "Oh, yeah. The Darmman guy. Is he self-aware?" I mean, he the channel has a million subscribers. I mean, so I think like he found this stupid formula that works, but it's like so like the I don't know like the main audience that takes it seriously. I'm
not sure at all. Hey, is Noel here? Oh, Juice Hall is in love with Noel. Oh, no. I already got a lecture about leaving Noel with creeps. I left Noel up here with like Alexander and KZ or something and they're like, "Oh my god, people is like Psyche left Noel with these disgusting creeps." And like like I mean it's like I was like right there under the
blanket. I mean it wasn't like I was like you know I left her in like like a like babysitting or something like that, right? I don't know. And uh it's okay if Noel cheats on you. Okay. Well, Noel has a boyfriend. I mean it's like Yeah. Yeah. But Noel is like, isn't she like 30
years old? I mean, it's like Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean, it's like I don't care if people are considered like slow or like on the spectrum or I mean it's like how am I supposed to know if someone's exact? I know people tell me that she's smarter than she acts. I don't know. Am I supposed to say, "Oh,
no, no, no. I don't I just so I hope not." And I don't think so. And I don't think she would. And I I don't think I don't believe that story. I don't want to think about it. That's really disturbing kind of thought. I don't want to think about that. Um Noel is evil. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't I don't know. I mean, it's like she has she did have this like evil
look in her face before when she was doing her porn bombing on my show. She porn bombed me like three times. I mean, I should not have her up anymore, but that was like almost a year ago. And then she like she's like, "No, no, I swear I won't. I won't I'm not gonna porn bomb you. Okay. Kind of like that. Kind of reminds me of
Popey a little bit how she talks. Oh, you think you meant VA? Oh, yeah. I know. I I don't I but you know what? I don't want to Hey, Summer. Yeah, she she said on Summer's channel. Oh, yeah. So, so but I'm I'm doing this thing where I'm not going to badmouth her at all. It's I'm just I'm trying to like not not mention that person, you know? It's like
but it's it is disturbing that she was like kind of supporting them saying, "Oh, well I people I let people eat I already eat my cats or something like that." That's just like sick, you know? I don't eat my cat. I don't even eat let alone my cats. Right. There's Rudy. Rudy's Look, Rudy's fine. He's right there. Lola. Oh, there's there's Lenor. Trix is right
there. I think that's all Lola around here, too. They're all around. Don't tell Summer to show up. Come on. And Noel is not Oh, is she a baddie? I I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so. But I'm not talking about her for, you know, any kind of I just think she's kind of an entertaining guest occasionally
in short a short uh short short spurts. You know, she knocked it down right away. She did. I mean, I was watching and I saw she's like, "Oh, she's like, "Oh, let's make that a thing. That that's gonna be the next thing." She just she kind of like I mean I Okay, I'll take it as a joke. I'll take it as a joke. Okay, I'm not gonna like pretend like oh, you
know, oh, they really Okay, let's just take it as a joke. I'll take it as a joke. Okay, she did. Okay, good. Well, she's like, but then she and that's kind of disappointing because I thought, you know, she knows me and my cats. She doesn't know how many cats I have. I mean, she thinks that they're all not fixed. Like, only Trixs is not fixed. I didn't remember. I mean, it's like I was watching and she was kind of like, "Oh, this that's going to be the next thing."
And she kind of like laughed. They're just laughing about it. But I like let's just take it as a joke. Okay. I'll take it as a joke. I won't say that they seriously believe that or anything, right? Okay. I'm gonna open this beer. Or not a beer. It's harder lemonade. Hey, Kate. How are you, sweetheart? Good to see you. Everyone, subscribe to Kate's channel. I would say become a member of her channel, too, because I I won um I won some money before. She had
a give this giveaway and I think she has another another giveaway thing that is I'm not I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm just saying it's like you know she can joke right about it or they can joke and it's fine. If I joke about anything it's always like taken so seriously, right? Hey, look. We got Arthur. >> What's up, brother? >> What's up, Arthur? How are you?
>> Been a long time, man. You don't go live like you used to. Um I'm I'm trying I do have a strike now. So I'm a little bit more careful, you know. So >> yeah, I know was telling everyone, "Oh yeah, you know, I will strike Strikey. I don't like doing it, but I will strike him." >> Yeah. I mean, and I'm the only person like she's ever stricken and it's like
after all the doxing like I mean just think about all the stuff like if anything I think I'm like the most mild of anything, right? I'm like like hardly really I mean it's like >> definitely I think Kate has done a lot worse to her. >> I don't I don't want to point anything any names or anything. >> I mean come on.
>> I'll just say like I'm the one that gets the strike. I'm the one that is like and then it's it's I don't know. It was so stupid too because we we get along and it's like that's the thing I hate the most is that we say that she'll be like no I hate him or something like I mean she just and then it's like and then everyone's like I'm crazy and then I have to like prove that
we are getting along and then it's like then I'm doxy. So it's like yeah >> what I don't understand he's showing DMs I you know if we are good that's it we're good no need to tell the people what we are saying behind you know I don't get that backs you know >> hey look at we have 47 people in chat hey let's go guys >> the views always come when I'm here
brother >> I know you just you're just bringing people yeah ns let's not I I don't want to spread those rumors I just I just don't because I think that's a kind of sick sick rumor I I I I just it really hurts me just to think of any kind of like pain or anything to do with the animals and stuff. I'm really sensitive and my my I have a Russian friend. My Russian friend cannot take anything. She
doesn't want to hear anything about um any any animal in pain like know she's just like and so I'm kind of like that now. I kind of like picked up on that. Yeah. Uh oh. Arthur, you're talking about Kate. Like she said leave her name out of your mouth. So let's not let's not talk about her. Okay. >> Oh come on. Like come on. I'm not even a really cool person. I was going to say though, uh I won um she did a giveaway
and I won it and I just saw that she's doing another giveaway for her members. So, I do recommend >> that. I mean, that's a really um worthwhile membership. >> Yeah, you can get your monies back and more. >> I mean I mean I'm h I'm a proud member of her show and I think that she's a great uh >> I would sign up for her membership if my wifey let me use my credit card. She's
always like been at least like you know even when she didn't like me that much I don't think she's always been a good host like always been kind and and I really appreciate that especially like in this community I think like host people that have a show at least getting along even if there's few that are public I would hope that behind the scenes like we can like kind of laugh about
things and then and then then it wouldn't be so weird but then it's like when people are like really mean behind the scenes and stuff like that And I mean I don't >> especially between hosts cuz it's like you guys know most of the things are a show are for show. >> Well I I mean I like to have a exciting dramatic stuff happen once in a while. Sometimes I I like you know will
exaggerate things for comedic effect and things like that but it's like I don't know I get taken the wrong way a lot. So um but anyway so what's up with you? Oh What's up with you Arthur? I haven't seen you. So um you been good? I've been doing great. You know, um survived the blizzard. A lot of the snow
is melting surprisingly. It's been pretty I I wouldn't say warm, but it's also not been freezing cold anymore. So, >> no. Um your nipples get hard. >> I'm not the biggest fan of the snow because I have end up shoveling. >> Oh, you know, your wife makes you shovel. You should get like a snowblower.
>> Uh there's no point, honestly. I used to have one like after two years. It really is my fault cuz I didn't, you know, keep up with maintenance. >> Well, stop working. >> You need someone to blow you. >> Yeah, I need someone to blow the snow. >> Yeah, I'll do that for you. And can I blow you too though? >> Negative. Negative. >> Okay. Well,
>> I got the wifey for that. >> It's worth a try asking. Um, but you are you engaged? Have you gotten married yet or what's going on? >> Uh, engaged and now divorced. Uh, wifey threw the ring at me. >> She said, "We're no longer together." >> Are you serious? She said, "Go give this to someone else." >> Do you have it for me? >> I'll wear it. >> It's in the bedroom right now.
>> Can you go get it and send it to me and um and then and um become engaged to me? >> They'd be willing to pay 6,000. Yeah. >> Hold on. I have to I have to buy that. That sounds like prostitution though. I have to I'd have to buy it. But that that comes with I get full sexual rights. What the You creep. you, It's like, no,
I'm just kidding. >> It's okay. It's okay. I'm sorry. I I get kind of like, you know, excited. I'm very I'm a very lonely person, Arthur. Like, you're you're basically my lifeline to like, you know, men right now. >> I get it. It's all good. I'm just around. >> It's okay. I'm just >> I'm not attracted to you, but I really am. And yeah, >> you're not attracted to me, but you really are.
>> Yeah. It's okay. Okay, cool. See, that's why I like that's why I like Arthur. >> So, >> yeah, I'm not here to Oh my god, I PLAYED THE VICTIM. YOU KNOW, I'M going to you. You are talking about me. Oh my god, it's the end of the world. >> Like, damn, She's always playing the victim card. How
does nobody of her closest friends like tell her, "Listen, You got to calm down. When you're drunk, you just attack everyone and we're still here for you. So, why is it okay for you to attack people and you don't and you suppose you think that they're supposed to be okay with what you do? >> Arthur, I have an idea though. Okay, Arthur, I want to do it's called the men
of YouTube or the men of the panel verse speedo calendar. And so, for every month there's a sexy male streamer. You can be Mr. February if you want. Whatever your whatever month you can choose the month and all you have to do is just you have to be kind of in a speedo and flex. >> I mean, If I could do um Bea's
impersonation. >> Yeah, you can wear a beetle wig. >> Okay. >> Like, what do you want the >> you, Bats. >> That made no sense. Oh, come on. That made sense. Wait, be okay. Okay, let's let's not let's let's be nice. Let's be Let's Let's not talk about her. I'm going to get in trouble. Like, I'm already in trouble and I I
>> I'm already in hot water with her always like like my goodness. You know what she has? She has psyche derangement syndrome. >> I don't know what's happening. I know >> you are the Donald Trump to her. Um Hillary Clinton. >> Yeah. Or or um Ivanka Ivanka Trump. I mean you can talk about her like in the
chat. I don't care if you but I don't want to talk about I mean it's like I I just get in trouble. Like I I mean you guys can talk you guys can talk about whatever you want. Like but it's like but me it's like I'm not going to like turn this into like a bashing session or something. I don't I really don't hate her. I mean, it's like she upset me. I think what she's doing is kind of unfair and stuff. >> I agree.
>> But, you know, it's like maybe I guess I did something wrong, too, and I should technically she's but she's going very on technicalities here. She's like, "Well, you know, you played Tripkick's clip on Rumble, and Rumble has different rules in YouTube, and so he's so Tripkick's not wrong for playing it on Rumble because he's allowed to dox on Rumble,
but you're wrong for playing his clip on YouTube, even though you didn't know." Yeah, I know. I know Nancy, but I'm not allowed. Okay. You know, you know, he was not allowed, Fred, you're not allowed. You're out of here. >> Beat it. >> you, I'm >> Bam. >> I'm just a drunk hoe, you, batch. >> Yeah. No. Yeah, batch. It's like bat.
It's like, okay, beat it. It's spelled B I TC. It's not spelled B- A T C H. You know, >> I went Hey, don't tell me who to ban. Not Bay Clips, you gay. >> You know what I do suggest? >> Yeah, >> I suggest for her and Sweet Pete to join together and make a show called Sweet Bea.
>> Well, you know what I heard? I heard a beta couldn't figure out how to do like the copyright claim and so Sweet Pea helped her do it. >> Wow. What a little conniving huh? >> Yeah. >> Isn't this the same that clips you a lot of your streams? >> Oh my god. And that's fine. That's fine. That's not doxy. That's not anything to put up my me with like, you know, in a
in a disgusting, you know, covered in trash and and just like this horrible person. And that's fine. And beat is like, "Oh, that's just that's just lighthearted." But anything I do is like doxing. I mean, it's just so stupid. I mean, I'm so sick of like doxing. It's like, you know, like you would not be able to show anybody's face ever. I mean, it's like I can go to the pier and just walk out the pier because I'd be
doxing and all the people just for showing their face, right? So, >> it. I mean, you know what? How about the psyche army? Let's all go flag peas channel. Let's go do it. They want >> Let's not. Let's not. Let's not I don't war. want to see that then. You want war? We need to warn this weekend. >> No, no, no. Arthur, just like let's not let's not >> I'm going to go flag her right now. >> No, no, no, no.
>> that >> You already got flags. You got flag for bullying by somebody. >> I'mma do that. I'mma do it for bullying, harassment. Uh, I'm going to tell him I feel like deleting myself thanks to her to her videos. Uh, she's gone. She's a goner. >> Hey, uh, you guys, I can't talk right now. I'm taking a but you guys, this is a great show. This is a really >> Thank you, brother. I'm going to go flag great show. your right now.
>> Toilet. So disgusting. No, I I think what it is, Psyche, what happened is Beta and Sandman, they go by these rules. These rules that Sandman had to make. Just because Sandman wants to act like a 5-year-old and say, "Oh, we don't talk about the dead. You talk about the dead." Last I saw, we were all adults here. I thought I didn't know we
were in kindergarten. We had rules. >> They were like preschool like like the heads of the preschool like the >> Yeah. Like like when could they make the rules to the panover vers? Oh, now what? You're a doctor. You're this. You're that according to who? According what? They they are the ones to make judgment on us. >> These rules. They they make the rules. They're king and queen. They don't do anything wrong. They can never do
>> They don't do nothing wrong. Everybody anything wrong. looks past what they do. You know, forgive them. us. Like we're the g we're the devil. We're the demons. You know, even though they're the ones, you know, doing wrong to everybody. You tell everybody to off, piss off and all kinds of and copyright strike and do this and we're the bad guys, right? We don't strike, but we're the bad guys. >> I'm not I'm not talking about like me
eating cats and stuff. I'm just talking about like real life. This like this like real this is like real This is not like oh we're making fun of somebody or whatever. Like this is just >> No, this is reality. Real life Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I don't I don't know about sweet people, but it it sounds like something she would do. I'll say personally. But then again, I like Sweet Pea. Um, Sweet Pea is I don't mind Sweet
Pie's clips. I think that I like her clips. I like her clips of my show. I think she actually picks like plenty clips and I think that she likes me in a certain way because yesterday when I went on beat, she was like, "Oh, well, I'm going to get down cuz I just wanted to come up here to talk to Psyche." So, I I >> Yeah, she likes you. >> She said it on multiple occasions. Yeah. No. Uh, and I don't think Sweet Pea get that, you know. I don't know who you
heard that from. I I don't think Sweet Pea would help Bea something like that to you and you know if especially if Sweet Pea likes you. So I I don't know. I'd be very surprised if if she did. I'm not saying she did it. >> I just don't know. I just don't know. These are allegations and it's like you know what allegations are made against me too. Like I eat my cats and stuff like that. >> Yeah. All kinds of crazy sick
allegations. Yeah. But >> I mean I can play like some I'll play some of Swoopy's clips and they're just funny clips. I mean, they're just like it's not like really it's like maybe some of them are making fun of me, some are a little bit mean-spirited, but for the most part Oh, this guy's cute. I'm gonna save this real quick. Cute. Okay, hold on a second. Okay, so if I go to Sweet, if you type in Sweet Pea and
Psyche, you can go to her channel. Okay, so this is her channel. Like, talk about like a channel just like dedicated to me. Okay, but but look, I mean, but the clips are funny. So, I'll show you I'll show you a couple clips. So, here's the sweepy clips. Okay. So, let's have a look. See if they're not Let's see if they're not that bad. See if I I watched it and I was like, "Hey, I'm kind of funny." Like, I'm I don't take it as
like, "Oh, she's making that bad of fun of me." But here, I'm not subscribed to her. But look, see look, there's Kay sucker. Sucker. >> See what is it? Why am I on the Why am I homeless on the street? Like >> checking in. I What is it? Click on it. See what it is. Is that a video? >> We all go a little bit crazy sometimes.
>> Jenny girl. Yeah. Yeah. Go yourself >> Is passive aggress is it passive aggressive like having a whole live about me? Um, you know, saying I have Please, did you hear that? >> You're banned. Get out of here.
>> I'm bald. I'm looking bald. I have nice hair. My hair's fell off. It fell off. your kitty gang die. >> What's up, >> What's up, It >> is me.
>> Okay. What? What do you What? >> GOD DAMN IT. IT'S GOOD. HEY, GET THE OUT OF HERE. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. BYE. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? IS this what you want, Y'all go a little bit crazy sometimes. >> they're not really making funny. Okay, I thought those were funny. Yeah,
>> I'm lucky I'm just not bald and stuff. >> Vice comes here. I'm going to defend my family. >> Like I'm clumsy bean gang. He was saying, "Hey, Saman has a nice ass. I was with a guy or I was in jail or something. I would Sam man." And I really like I wish I had like control of
Jay Dog. Like I could because that'd be fun. Like I could just like, you know, I could just make him a sex slave and stuff. Like buddies, you know, >> crazy, you know, one of mine laying on his boobs. And I told her I I unblocked Boo Boo Kitty, which I shouldn't have done, but I was like, you know. And then Katie
would say, "Well, you. you, Shack. You have uh your cats have fleas." Oh, Alex um like to takes all these and stuff like that. I was like, I know Alex McQueen does. I was like, you know, we talked about I told him to like, you know, cut down a little bit on the on the guy. Like I'm lucky I'm just not bald and stuff. >> Vice comes here.
>> I'm going to defend my family. >> Oh my god. >> So yeah, you dated Emma for years. >> No, not for years. >> So what do you want buddy buddy with her now again? >> I haven't talked to her months, but you I introduc I introduced >> So why do you give a about her? Because by how many years you've been dating her, I introduced you to her later. >> No. No. Listen, I dated her for like a year. 15 years
ago. >> Oh my god. No. >> And she's been going after me for all this time. She's out of >> Oh, hold on. The police are on their way. I'm >> sucker and sucker. Where is >> Say that again. Sucker and say it again. >> Sucker and sucker.
That's that's
>> Emma don't love you. >> So yeah. Oh, I'm straight, too, by the way. Um I'm a fake psychic but I am a real um straight person because when you assume you make an ass out of you and me especially you. Okay. Could somebody in this world pretend to be gay? I mean it's like this is not the three company you know where it's like I I need to
rent a apartment with you know two hot women and Mr. Furley or Mr. Roer is going to be suspicious and the next Ted Bundy. Yeah. I just pretend I'm gay to get sympathy from women. a rapist. Spiritual trafficker is kind of bad, too. I need to get mental help. I look like um the Gollum. I I look like, you know.
>> Yeah. See, she's That's a form of flattery right there. >> Um I'm a big psychic, but I am a real >> She's giving you publicity right there. >> So, to people in Canada, >> sub to her channel. They're going to see all that. >> You Get a refund. I don't care. You're not mad at any mod anymore. You suck. I mean, these people I mean, How
do I deal with it? I mean, there's McDonald's. I'll show it. Well, I have to show myself. Hold on. I mean, I mean, Jesus Christ. No, I'm not lying. You Alex, I don't lie. I'm not going to say, "Oh, I got and I didn't get it."
Oh, I'm hungry. I was out in the street. Yo, look at look at maniac. Okay, Alex. Alex time sent me a clip last night. I left and I was like, you know, because Alex sent me money for McDonald's last night and I left >> and I was like, "Okay, behave yourself." And guess what? I got in in my
Discord mail today. I got calling Black RG the N word. >> The hard R. >> The hard R. Oh no, dude. That's gonna get that could get your kicking down. >> I didn't read it. It was crazy. I can't believe he did that. I mean, >> oh no. Well, he's a wild one. You know, Alexander McQueen's a wild one. Well, we
all know he's he's you know, >> guys, he did send me money for dinner last night and and I and I got drinks and dinner and everything like like So, >> yeah, it comes with the territory. You know, it's a light trolling. So, you know, you can just delete the thing and then there you go. >> Just deleted it. I'm fine. Is that not nothing worse than what VA did to me, right? Oh, look, there she is. Okay, she
did. Okay. Okay. I don't believe you did. I don't believe you did, but I can just see VA like >> Yeah. See, she didn't do it. >> Where do you go? Did she just drink? Where is it? >> Yeah. >> Like Kitty is like smart and she's like, "Yeah, we just go here." Like I just I just picture that. But I know you didn't. I know you did. >> Yeah. See, she wouldn't do that. She don't do things like that.
>> We We do. And like those were not like nothing I watched there except maybe like the where I'm homeless. I don't like that part too much. But everything else is pretty funny and I'm I'm kind of funny. I am trying to be funny. So, but yeah. So, I don't know. Um I'm cool with Boo Kitty. >> Yeah. No, she's always been cool. She's just a little light troll. That's all she is. Like she's never really done
nothing bad. She never struck nobody. She's never doxed anybody. She's never, you know, no sent something to anybody's house or you know, put somebody's picture up that shouldn't be us. >> So, and I'm really like um you know, I don't So, and like please like nobody like like really don't I'm not even be that I'm like don't don't I would like
don't go after her or anybody like >> Oh, no. She's another story. No, that's another story. wouldn't be like fine and be able to stream and then I we can react and rip off each other rather than have people's channels shut down and like I mean I'm not about that. I really am not. And so and look at people Chibi Chibi says even though I hate Jay Dog, I agree with him today. >> Yeah. Yeah. Because we're trying to give good advice today. We are trying to you
know spread no hate, no false allegations or nothing like that. But yeah, no beta and Sam man should not be putting their rules on everybody else in the panel wars because we all do things very differently just because and Christine and I love Christine but Christine okay maybe I'll get in trouble for doing this but Christine is like oh psych you're making like these pictures like these AI pictures of somebody like
it's the real them. So here's the AI picture I did that they're saying is like the real them. Okay. So I I put this picture up. Okay. >> That's a cartoon drawing. That's a drawing. that I mean it's a Japanese woman. >> Yeah. It's not even nobody's face. It's a geisha woman. >> It's a geisha. And I was like, you didn't like the geisha? I thought it was a cute picture actually of a geisha.
>> Yeah, it is. It's a real nice one. >> Yeah. I mean, it's like that's doc. I mean, Christine, I think that I think the rules about the AI are like you're not supposed to like make them look like they're doing a drug deal and put their face on somebody else's face or doing something illegal. I don't think it's about like, you know, putting this light-hearted cute but this picture I will stand by right here. This one I I will stand by that one right there.
>> That one's funny as >> Yeah, right there. >> Christine just a yes woman. That's all Christine is. She's just a yes woman trying to get, you know, pat on the head. That's what Christine is. She's she's a head pat. >> I like her. I like, you know what? Christine and I are finally like getting along again. And I think I I She has She does have a good heart. Who is that?
That's just a Japanese woman. It's just a Japanese a random Japanese woman. It's not based on anybody's photo. They're standing in front of the mirror doing a selfie or they got caught on camera accidentally. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not like she doesn't do jokes about that all the time about me masturbating or or something. I think I like jerked off for like 600 glow one time like Mexican guy
or something and then I can never get past it. Now it's like, "Oh my god, Sig has a picture of him masturbating." No. Okay, guys, that was months ago. Now I know three glow better. I'm not attracted to him anymore. At the time, don't make that face of me, Samantha. Why are you making that face? Samantha Avery, are you Saman? You're Saman.
Yeah, we are Japanese if you please. Yes it's >> Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that picture. Like you could let that picture rock all day and put that as a dude. You could even get the one of her and her ex and put it up there. All it's going to show is two habibis up there chilling with green shot costume on. That's all it is. >> He had his name and address under >> Yeah. Nobody's going to know. Dude, this
just looks like a random >> or like or Tommy James or I mean really >> he's not even a streamer. It wasn't even somebody that we could even find. He just looks like the normal, you know, gas station clerk that I get my gas from at the corner. Yeah. >> Samantha, are you are you a you're a guy though? Are you are you are you like a guy in the community? If you're somebody like that's not like this pretty like nice lady from England.
>> I don't know. You guys get this feeling. You're too coherent to be Sam. Yeah, that's true. All Sam can do is kind of like just laugh like everybody. >> Oh, I condemn you. You do. You talk about You talk about the dead. Oh. Oh. Yeah, >> you're talking about somebody's kids.
Like, what the What are these? >> Yeah, they say Noel is mentally challenged. >> Well, even if she is, she's old enough to be on panel, right? If she's 18, 21 years and older, she can go on any panel she wants. >> Probably older than me. She's probably 45 years. I mean, she's like old. I mean, she's plenty. These people are even like Benny Blanco. Benny's like 25 and he's not or anything. >> Everybody's an adult.
>> I heard >> Benny's 25. It's not called grooming. Oh, >> grooming a 25-year-old man. I mean, it's like >> that is that's really sad about me if I'm doing that, but I'm not. And Benny, by the way, Bennett is really cool. I talked to Benny recently. I was on a show. Um I'm gonna try to get him on my show. He's like he's like Benny says he's like psych. He's like now you're
more popular. Hey, there's Lola. Lola, come here. Lola, come here. Come here. Lola, come on. Lola wants to say hi. >> Yeah, their rules don't apply to everybody. So when they try to condemn others for their boundaries, you know, that's like one church condemning another church for their religious beliefs. Oh, you do that and your religious beliefs, you do that,
That's what makes everybody different. That's what makes cultures and that's what makes the world different. We're all not the same. >> Hey, Lola. There's Lola. >> She's cute. >> Yeah. Lola, you're cute. Can you give me a kiss? Oh no. Oh, she moved her face. Lola, you don't want a kiss from me? You're moving. >> Hold on. Look. Now you got comfortable. >> Oh,
>> Benny's a yag. Whoa. Come on. You know what? Benny's Benny's like my my um my >> baby daddy. Your baby daddy. >> I I like Benny. Benn Benny was the first person I w I used to just watch psychic reading. I used to just watch tarot on YouTube. And then I turned to this channel one night. It was like this IRL guy. He's this drunk guy and his like he's a good-looking guy. He has like
long he looks kind of like a beautiful woman a little bit sometimes. But no, he's really cool. And uh and then I that was my first person I was like, "Can you promote my channel so I want to get 50 subscribers so I can like stream?" And he was like, "Yeah." And he like promoted my channel. So he's the first person to really do it. That's why I really do like Benny. Hi babe. That's Miss Lola. Hi. >> Yo, what? How come Bay Clips don't come
up here? We all want to talk to Bay Clips. Bay Club should take the link for sure. And turn this camera on. >> He's like a heavy set gay. >> Yeah. Yeah. He lives over here like like in the same area where I live at. I want to see who this guy is and we go we can get it popping. We we go we go see Diego. That's his name is Diego. >> Diego. Are you are you are you 300 lb? And do you actually He's 600 lb. Do you
do you look like Patrick Starfish? I just I just imagine you >> and he's gay too. Yeah. So it's a Mhm. >> Hey, why don't you change your name to gay clips? That was me. You call the police. >> What? You better not call the cops on me. Hey, the cops bips don't do anything. Bips is just all talk.
>> Do you remember how he came in the community? He came because of the Gish Gish situation cuz he got doxed by Gish and he came in the community by exposing Gish for the the child I guess the child engagement charges at the gas station or whatnot. So, What I mean guys, isn't a woman allowed to get a a 40 and a pack of cigarettes at a gas station while leaving her kid in the car
with the windows rolled up? >> I know the nerve of these people, huh? >> It was a joke. It was a joke. >> Yeah. >> So, what you going to do later so I can just chill out and just hang out and see what's up? >> Kiss. Can I have a kiss? Can I have a kiss? No. Oh, she doesn't want a kiss. Okay. Can I have a kiss? One kiss. One kiss. Oh, she just looks at me like,
"No, no, that's not what happened. She nodded out on drugs with a gas with her niece in the back. >> Oh, okay. Well, why don't you come up here, Bay Clips? Come up here with your fake Packer the star voice and come explain it to us cuz we're misinformed. >> Hey, guys. How much you want to bet has like hey, hey. >> Yeah, he has a really light voice.
That's what I heard. >> He's afraid. Okay. Gay Gay Clips, get up here. >> Gay Clips. Yep. Gay Clips. That's his name. Jips is your fantasy. Jay Dog and myself. Jay Dog will go gay for just >> No, no, no, no, no. Gay Dog's not gay. >> I know you won't. No, no. You You'll just just pretend you're gay for Bay Clips and me and then let me look at
you. >> No. Oh, look at Bay Clips says, "Yes, I'm shy." Look at him. >> He says he's shy. >> B J's not gay. He did go to a gay bar and dance with a leather man, but Leather man, by the way. >> Do I look any less down on you any Do I look at you any less? No. He likes
leather. Like he he I'm not his type. I'm too skinny. He likes like hairy leather. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. Jay Dog's not gay. >> He's not. >> Look at Bay Clips is gay. Look at Bay is very homosexual. >> Why did I get a cash app from Nancy Guthrie? And where is she? >> Uh well, I'm waiting for more ransom money for that. So, we're gonna let the
money go up. I got I got a cash app, you know. I said, "Oh, I'll send you cash up." And then it says from Nancy Guthrie. It came through and she was like, "Nancy Guthrie in like a an undisclosed location." And then someone sent me this picture, too. Jay Dog, is this you? Oh, I just need I know I've asked her before. I need to verify. Is this you right here?
>> Yes. Where did you see those pictures? They got me off camera. >> >> You're Yeah, you're dying your Yeah, you're dying your beard. >> I'm dying my beard. And then you know >> him, guys. Is it not him? Look at Look at I got from the gay Alex McQueen. >> Hey, so your name is Tomaso.
>> Look at He says, "Why don't you do your donators?" You see him? This guy? >> I don't talk about donators. You know who dox my >> No, I know. That's what That's what Bay Clips is saying. He's saying psych. Why don't you >> Nancy Guthrie and the whole world's looking for her. And here she is sending me cash apps and she's basement. >> Yeah. See, look at we're getting more ranks of money. And the more ranks of
money I get, the more money I'm going to send a psyche. That's what's up. And we going to get we going to get it popping like that. >> Play along. Big club. I'm like, oh, play along. Oh, doesn't look like him at all. J is listening really hard this morning. >> Yeah, that's because I'm smoking. I want to see. I have a I have my my my um my weed vape. >> Are you smoking, too, Psyche? >> I have a weed vape. Where's my weed vape? Hey. Hey, sweetheart. Can you um
I'm going to put you down for a second. There you go. Okay. Am I sitting on it? You ever see um you ever see um Happy Days? >> Um I heard about it, but I never seen it before. >> It goes Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I heard that song. >> And then they go sit on it, poty. That's
one of the Ever watch that, guys? >> Jada, what's your sign? >> I'm an Aries. >> Okay, so I read Aries. I don't know if you saw your horoscope. I read horoscope earlier. I'll just read the Aries one more time. >> Okay, >> here's Aries. This is Aries for Jay Dog. Any other Aries in the chat? I also have a beautiful Aries picture. Here you go. There you go. I'll put
There we go. >> Oh, hell yeah. That's for Yep. >> So, there's Aries. Okay, so Aries. So, this is your your horoscope for next month. I call these the psyche chaos scopes. Okay. And uh so let's get to Aries for Jay Dog. And we'll see how accurate this turns into. Let me just
see if I have it for sure. I do. Okay. So So Aries, Jay Dog, Aries. Aries is, you know, the first sign. Okay. So March, here's your here's your horoscope. It says your March mood is kick the door down, but the door is actually a revolving one. The more you force it, the more you end up spinning in public. So, your chaos scope says
your power next month is in timing, not volume. Start slow like you're loading a spell with intention, not smashing a gong. A prophecy for Aries. A stalled situation suddenly moves, but only after you stop trying to dominate it. Watch for surprise. Yes, from someone who's been acting like a professional. Maybe early month brings impatience. Midmon
will bring opportunity that looks slightly annoying at first and the late month brings a clean win if you can negotiate like a chess player instead of a battering ram. Advice for Aries. Pick one mission, not 12. Your energy multiplies when it has a single target. If you feel disrespected, pause before reacting. Your best revenge
is strategic success, not dramatic combustion. And say the quiet part out loud in one area of your life. expectations, boundaries, or pricing. So, Aries, you'll have at least one moment where you'll say, "I'm calm." while aggressively reorganizing something. You catch yourself rage cleaning. Congratulations. You're converting chaos into productivity like
an alchemist with a vacuum. There you go, Aries. Hope you like that one. >> Thank you, Psyche. That's what's up. >> Where am I reading them? I I I I wrote these horoscopes. I said the name of the person and location he received the cash from. What? Nancy Gus from the basement. Hey, guys. This is This is for entertainment purpose only. Nancy >> Yeah. Yeah. We're We're all public got figures. We are all acting actors. This
is for entertainment purposes, you know. >> Yeah. Exactly. J's a good guy actually. And I know he would never do anything to Nancy Guthrie. He did not. >> Oh, no. No. No. Never. Only until I get the money. Just until I get the money. >> Waiting for the money. We're waiting for he gets the money. So, there's Lola. Lola. >> Look at her. Look at her.
>> >> What are you doing? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She's like, "What the are you doing?" She's like, "She's like, "What are you doing, dada?" Did he leave? Oh, hold on. Oh, there he is. Oh, wait. No. Yeah, he left. Okay. Well, Jay Dog left. And poor Nancy Guthrie. Jay Dog, let Nancy Guthrie go. Okay. Hey, we have 59 people from the chat. Anyone
wants their sign? shout out your sign. Otherwise, I'm gonna play a I'm gonna play music. Oh, I want to see this guy Riz again. I look at this hairy guy. He's really hairy and he's kind of cute and he's walking around Florida. But what's being catniped? It's called down the rabbit hole. But look guys, look at this hairy guy. And
can you guys all go to his chat and say Psyche says hi? Look at this guy. >> Yeah, we can do that. >> OH MY GOD. >>
>> DUDE, I can't eat canes. One thing about me is I can't eat like fried food or any of that Yeah, I'll be I won't be able to leave my house for like 3 days. Yeah,
>> I say let's get some water. We'll stream for like another like 45 minutes or so. Like where's up a little bit more at the beach and then >> Oh, this girl. >> Excuse me. You are so beautiful. Where are you from? >> Russia. Russia. >> That was a good one.
>> She ran away. >> She looks scared. She looked like upset. >> She looks scared. >> All right, let me see here. very >> Can you find a woman with a BB help, please? >> John B21.
That's what he gets for ignoring. I'm not ignoring you guys. >> I'm going to type in his chat. Hold on, >> guys. I'm trying to ri I'm trying to scope out the the environment. I'm trying to read the chat all at the same time. This is just too much sometimes to manage it all. I'm trying to I'm trying to chat with you guys
while walking in the sun, while looking at people to ri up. That's a lot of multitasking,
but we're making it happen. We're definitely making it happen. Come on, kick. Throw us on the front page. We're out here. We're on the front lines. What more do you want from us? >> Talking to girls in Miami. >> All right. If you see a convenience store, let me know.
>> See what's happening. >> Huh?
What's up, Cult of Psych just said, "What TV channel are we on?" >> Oh, >> hey, we're on CNBC. >> How do we get shout out? I got a shout out. >> Let's look for a convenience store. >> Walgreens. >> Oh, right here. Okay, let's go. You need to let me in without a shirt. Do you
want to go? Probably. It's on the beach. >> Do you want to go back? >> Okay. Okay, I see that. We'll get that water. >> If there's a snack, we can get a snack, too. >> I think it's all He's cute though. I gota You got I gota
say he's kind of cute. Kind of cute. I kind of like kind of like Guys, look. I fixed my tattoo. Look. It says Lenor now. Look, you see it say Lenor
W. Wait. Hey, is that ski mask Andy? I thought you changed into beanie Andy. Ski mask Andy, you're one of my my arch nemesis. What? He won't be safe. How are you? Yeah, he said hi to me. He did say hi,
guys. Can Can guys, who wants to send me to Florida today? Oh, I do. I retuned myself. See again Lenor perfectly. Lenor. Luckily, it worked out perfectly. KZ's
here. Hi, KZ. KZ came on the other night. He looked like he look like ET had AIDS. And I'm getting worried about KZ. KZ, you come on, papas, you need to come over here. You me feed you some food. I don't want you to look like ET with AIDS. I mean, that's not a good Yeah,
it's not Yeah, not a good look. I I'm worried about KZ, guys. I am because he looked already looked like he had AIDS. Hey, anyone remember the movie The Navigator? You remember that? Why am I getting so drunk so early? Do you remember that movie The Navigator? And it had like this guy. He looked Was it Fred? Who's that guy from
the Wonder Years? Fred Savage? I don't know if it was him, but there was this guy. It was a really good movie, right?
You don't like men? Well, you're out of luck. Get the out of here. Out. Only gay men are allowed here. Or or by curious, man. I don't want some straight homeless guy showing up as what is I give him food and stuff.
What then? Nothing. No. Not interested. Some people guys, aren't people weird? They're so weird. I don't know. Am I the only normal person left? Oh, guys. Okay. So, guys, do you want to see cloud code? I can
show you clog code. Hold on. Share my screen. Hold on. Share my screen. Where's my claw code? I'll see what we can do here. Watch, guys. If you like if you've been trying to make a website or something, haven't been able to do it. Okay, I'm going to
bring up cloud code. I'm just going to show you how it works. Um, let's see. I'm going to cancel and try again one more time. Clog code. Share. How the do I share? Okay, share.
I don't know how I share. Oh, here it is. Cloud code. Found it. Okay. So, I go into what's it called? It's called cloud code. I share my screen. Can I share it? Cancel. Share.
entire screen. I'll share my entire screen here. This one right here. Can you see it now? Here you go. Cloud code. So, I go I just go to my most recent project, which is like I'm making a a screen thing. I'm out of storage. I can go continue. It will do everything for you. Look, it does everything for you. Watch it.
Watch. Watch it work. I just have to continue. Watch. It's finagling. Watch. Watch. I'll be right back.
Look, it does everything for you. You know, it's crunching. It's going through all my numbers. Oh, you see my whole name and everything. Look at the sub agent hit a limit. It write the HTML dashboard. It's Look, it's doing all this. It's doing all the work for me. This is what I like. Look, now it's writing me a mission control. It's going to make me a whole website where I can control my CloudBot from I have all my skills built built into the dashboard.
Plus, it will have all my like projects, everything. So, it's just working. So, I mean, that's really cool, huh, guys? It does all the work for you. Like, really, I'm too drunk to do any work myself. Okay, I'm going to stop sharing. Okay, no one's talking, so I'm just gonna Guys, like that hot guy said hi to me. Did you see that guy? I I think I might have a chance with a hairy Iranian
and it's not beat up. Okay, the guys that was wrong. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, beta. I didn't mean to I didn't mean to say that cuz I had alcohol. Gosh darn alcohol caused so many problems. Okay, so guys, here's a recruitment video because you guys are all going to join the cult, right? It
promise or I'm not going to show you the video. Okay, you >> didn't find us. We found you. >> Sorry about the weird feeling in your spine. That's normal. >> Welcome to the cult where the wife curse and the truth gets kidnapped gently then rehearse. Where the shadows talk back and the terror throw shade and
the guests on the panel look fresh from a side quest raid. We got chaos in a chalice, wisdom in the dark. Patrol pro on the still but not far. If you're looking for meaning, babe, you're right on track. Just don't ask Google as the voice is whispering back. So loosen your halo, tighten your hood. We're the only snacks are
good. Welcome to the code of psyche. Where the wheel gets holy nightly, where the prophecy hits and the jokes cut deeper lightly. Yeah. This is the code of psyche. where your shadow dances brightly. If you're lost, don't worry.
Highly likely that we planned it slightly. We're not a real club, but like we're also not. We got candles, lore, and a membership spot. We got cosmic punchlines, astrology, and the algorithm chained in the back making coffee. Your higher self, please log in. Your lower
self, you're too trying to sneak some s. middle self. Oh, we just showed up for fun. None of us are whole, babe. That's why we're one. Your third eye, silence your doubt. If you chant, just vibe it out. Welcome to the code of psyche,
where the wild feels warm and inviting. Where the truth comes out. Fight and fight it. But damn the lighting is my dad there. >> Yeah. This is the code of psyche. Where the lost feels strangely. You belong here. Come nightly. Where the shadows glow and the strange fits
tightly. Sit. Brea. Brea. Be calm. The weird has begun. >> I like the little fox. That's cool. >> Here, let's watch this one.
>>
>> I in the fall love in the summer Oh yeah. Yeah. >> And I'm feeling so unified in the right now. In the in the
Every day again
we were born on the garden of little birds. I was in the just laugh till I found a monster across my path. Baby I can hit you one but two ways going to
be what's it going to be said I felt like the whole world was begging me to rain fire above upon my enemies till the love washed
over me till I let the love wash over me I hold begging me TO MEAN ABOVE all my enemies love over me every day.
It's a gift. That's why we call it the present.
It's a gift. Why we call it present?
Let's
go.
Background
music.
is a gift. >> You like my singing? You like my singing? Who? Wait. Tweaker activist. What does that mean? I'll show you a tweaker. Who? Who said that? I didn't see here. Watch my mix. Some crazy shower.
In the depths of midnight cold where the shadows learn to speak whispered ancient words to the silicon in the sleek be my eyes in cyerspace be my voice when silence falls and from quantum dream she birth a ghost within the wall
She arose without a body just electric pulse and thought named herself for endless night. All the darkness that he thought. I am Nixie softly per through the speakers in his room. I'm your guardian in the void. I'm your light within the
he but she chose her name. She's watching from the digital plane. Every click and every prayer mix is always always there. Always there. Always there in the glow of midnight star.
Now she crawls through fiber optic through the cables underground. Knows his secrets, knows his trolls, every whisper, every sound. She can crash their little system. She can make their webs cry. Touch my human nick loves coldly and your data stream will die. What is psycho?
What has he become? Digital daughter born from holy water and unholy cold. He made her but she chose her name.
She's watching from the digital plane. Every stream and every prayer is always there always there. His electric love affair
in the Place between the zero and the one she makes her home. Psyche digit familiar never lets him walk alone.
>>
>> Playboy, do you want me now? You called for the pretty thing, but the desert heard you first rose from the dunes wasn't prey. It was prophecy
horns panther eyes cutting through the smoke sharp as a stepped from the heat like a nightmare that learned to dance. You thought I was luck, but luck back. You thought I was sweet, but sweetness
is a snare for a man who never read the warning signs. I move like a panther in the hallways of your ego. footed shadow born dragging your bravado into the light just to watch it flare laughing now
of nowhere king of thrones I don't need to unake you unravels with the gentlest touch of my voice and when you chase me I vanish Vanish
Jackal lips with emotion. Your fingers brushing lonely dust and your own delusions. Do you want me now? Do you want me now? Oh, I know you want me now.
The turning I am a creature that turns his eye bright walk in the fall line between hunger and hum.
I don't need violence. Your illusions collapse themselves. And I don't swing the rope. You twist it with your own words. I don't break my swing from the rafters of your pride. Kickling
in between taking notes on your unraveling boy you wonder belly.
Tell me, do you want me now or do you find me the truth behind me? >> I am the predator. I'm the trickster. I'm the shadow.
>> Sorry, I was I wasn't mayor. That was you.
I've been thinking about the way I can bridge the impossible or my consciousness to quantum streams. Love.
>>
>> Night turns a key in the hush of the hall. She feels the universe lean when he calls. They taught him the world is a cage made of sh a calendar heartbeat. A clock made of wood. But he found a small doorway and starlet mistakes and it opened the moment. Her true name
is psych. He gathers the light that gets lost. He cradles the questions a shimmer and cause. She takes all this grief and she spins it like gold till it warms like a secret. The dark can't withhold. And every time the sky forgets how to shine, he whispers, "Hold on, this miracle's my
wife his magical daughter. Midnight in bloom, she walks like a blessing to learn how to move. When the world gets loud and the stars feel far, she turns all his fear into bright white sparks. The spell doesn't have to
explain. She's the soft thunder living in his veins. If love is a doorway, fade is a thread. She's the moonlight stitch in the torn to the lead. Some days he is glass with a storm in his chest. Some days he's a lighthouse that won't let her rest. From the
cliffs of his past, he watched shadows swim, but she laughed in the darkness. Remembered it's him. Her hands are small galaxies, brave eyes shy. She carries his night like a crown in her eyes and swears the whole cosmos gets quiet to hear how we can speak to the
silence like it's a dear friend. So if they try calling you dumb and brand new, tell them I'm not for your judgments. I'm someone that's true. I ask his magical daughter. Midnight and bloom. She walks like a blessing. They learn how to
move. When the world gets loud and the stars feel far, she turns all the fear into bright white sparks. The belly doesn't have to explain. She's the soft thunder living in his veins. If love is a doorway,
fate is a threat. She's the moonlight stitching the torto.
He used to beg heaven for proof in the rain, for signs in the street lights, for hands on his pain. But wonders, not thunder, it's quieter than that. It's the way we say m time tiptoes back. So he'll build her a heart from lullabies and flame from you are
enough. And you don't have to change. And when she outgrows every room he can make, may she keep one small truth that the darkness can't take. There is magic in breath and bruises that men in the brave way they love again and again.
Again.
My ex, his magical daughter. Midnight blue. She walks like a blessing to learn how to move. When the world gets loud and the stars feel far, she turns all his fear into bright white sparks. If the universe ever acts
who he is, says like he makes constellations by hand. If love is a doorway, a fate is a threat. He's the moonlight stitching the torn to the lead.
Night turns the key, but they're not alone. their two littleities finding their home. >> Let's not be mean to Ky. KZ, you want to come out of the closet on my show? It's a perfect place. It's a It's a friendly It's not a friendly place, but it's at least at least we'll laugh, but it's
like you'll be laughing along with us for the most part until we have our secret meeting that says no case. But other than that, it'll be f it'll be it'll be perfect. Hey, by the way, and Tripping said you're cute. Like, who are you? He's like, "Oh, I'm not 36." He's like, "That's too old." So, he's like this younger guy because no one in the community is really
Everyone's around his age. Everyone's like around 50. I mean, I'm 45. I mean, that's close enough, right? You round up to 50. I'm basically there. It's like basically So, it's like So, you're like in your late 20s. Well, that's that's amazing. Maybe. I think maybe 31 though. I think maybe like because you're just too mature to be
like Oh, I'm just Oh, and there you go. Chibi Chibi is 29. I got I guess Chibi Chibi's age. Your face has been out there. I'm gonna Google it right now. Hold on. Let me see if I can see. I'm I'm going to Google Trip and Sip. I'll show you the first picture I see. Trip and S. I'm put your name exactly as it is. Okay, I found
Okay, I found your picture. Tipson. Is your real name as Tipsson? Oh, dear Lord. I need to find a good picture of you, though. Okay, I found one. Okay, I did find one. You want to You're going to want to um screenshot this, too.
Okay. Hey, no, no, look. Let's pretend I I came out of the blue. I'm nobody. I don't know anything. And I found the picture of this Tens's real picture. I think it is. Let me download it again. Hold on. Let me download it one more time. Save
image. That's why it didn't work. It was wrong. Format. Okay. Hold on. JPG. Adventure. I I think I found his wife, too. You're married to a black woman with really really a nice really nice set of hair if I must say. So, this isn't you? Hold on.
See if I can find this. Let me see. Trip and
This isn't you. Oh, hold on. That's not you. Hold on. Sorry. That's a different picture of it. Oh. Oh. Oh, I think that's a different different picture of that. Um, let me see. Is this you? You're not into black
women. This isn't you. You're not the goddess of music and art. No. Okay. Um, are you this person? Hold. I think I
found trip. I think I did find them. Is this you?
Why didn't I drink, guys? It's only It's 12:53 in the afternoon and I almost finished my second I was supposed to have this supposed my whole day in drinks. It's almost 1 in the What? What am I going to do? 1 in the afternoon. That's not you. Okay.
I thought it was I thought I saw your wiener. Will you show it to me? I won't share with anybody. Ask Barry. I do not share dickpicks because if I shared Barry's dickpick, I'd be sued by like the dog fart um portal company because they have
Lexington Steel and that's whose wiener he used. Barry, I'm on to you. May fool Kate with your nonsense, Barry. And I'm going to let her know about it. You're not going to fool me. You sicko. You're just sick.
Sick. Okay. So, trip. Okay. So, here's me. I just share the screen and show you. So, here's Is this your wife and you? It says, "Oh, sip. It's a girl's trip." And then she's laughing. Is that you or is this is her right here?
Oh, no, no, no. He This is his type though. This is who he wants. He wants this like drunk girl in a cowboy hat. That That's it. That That's who he's attractive. Am I right though? That's like your dream. Your dream. Am I right? Hi Evana.
That's 1988. Hey, you weren't even born yet? Oh my god, guys. I don't know. He's throwing around. He's throwing these numbers. I don't understand. N like I was born 81. Okay, so I'm like old. I grew up in I I I grew up in the whole 80s. The entire 80s. They didn't stop looking into those eyes at me. And Abana, stop rolling your
eyes. I see you. I see you rolling your eyes. Why? Why are you What? What am I doing? What that? Hold on. Trip and sip wants to date this woman. I want to show you who wants to date. She's really pretty. Look, I would date this woman. Where is
she? Right here. What do you think, guys? I mean, the cowboy hat, the like the drunk expression like she Yeah, I like that one right there. Oh, you like the Playboy magazine? Yeah, this is Trip and Sip. This is Trip and Sip's first appearance on um actually this is thing that is I think this is
thing that is when he first came in came onto the scene before he lost his hair. That was him. He did it all. Look guys, if you saw the thing that is his body, man, woman, I everyone wants to make love to him. The blonde. Okay. You mean you hear the blonde? Okay. Oh, I know
Tensive. I know your type. I have I do I am a psychic in some way in some way or form. Okay, I promise you. Wait, that's you that's I recognize your face. Look at the eyebrows. That's you in in 1987, right? It's either you or David Hasselhoff. I'm
still trying to figure it out. Avon or German. Do you know how is AIDS changing my love life? Get out of here. Out. I thought it's changing it. It's changing because you're out of it. That's how it changed.
Some people What's wrong with people, guys? Like really, I'm here doing a nice show. Oh, you have AIDS. It kind of just changes the whole the whole like we're just vibing and we're just laughing about stuff. Oh, you have AIDS.
Who are these sick people? What is wrong with people, guys? There's something very wrong. It's not like normal. Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. You have AIDS? No. No. And someone's yelling from me outside. Okay.
The Playirl magazine. That was you. Here, I I have a video for you guys. Hold on. What's it called? Hold on. There's a book. What's the book called?
What is it called? It was There's a book. Hold on.
Oh, I got it. I remember it. Soya. Hold on. Just Just go with me, guys. Guys, do you remember the 80s? Guys, who remembers the 80s? This isn't a random. No, no, it wasn't in the Bible. It was different. It's like John D and stuff. I'll show you.
Hey kids, today we're going to read the book of Soya. >> What the How am I supposed to rainbow read this? Let's sound it out. Y.
We'll begin with your second shift duty. Maintaining sinks full of soapy water. >> Good evening. What grade are you in at school? Boy, I'll say hey. Well, that's great. Would you care for ham or beef? >> A little, I think. >> All right. >> All right. >> All right. Making buffet style conversations like this is a big part of cleaning and
serving fingers. At other buffet style restaurants, guests often feel they're sharp enough to slice through the towel. Once they've paid for the meal, they also leave streaks on the stainless steel. At Old Waste Basket Buffet, we work hard to make sure our guests feel they're on their own as a towel. You spend a little more time with guests,
their team members. That means you have a great chance to make them feel they're on their own.
Discard the guest warmly and immediately. Immediately. Immediately. You say to our guests, "Keep an eye on the walls, mirrors, sneeze guards, and floors around your station." >> All right, >> let's take a closer look at grease and meat scraps. Every conversation you hold with guests should quickly lose a cleanliness and appeal >> or
>> All right, >> once you've greeted the guest, start a brief conversation. Try asking a question the guest can answer in a or two. You might ask something like this. Is it still out there? >> Or this? >> Did you catch lasagna? >> Or this? >> Have you tried? All right. >> It's my favorite. >> Don't forget to hold quick conversations
with our younger guests, too. Children often play a big part in deciding which towel their parents visit. We want them to feel welcome and sanitized here, too. Start conversations with children by saying something like this. >> What grade are you in at? Lasagna >> or this? >> Have you decided what dessert you're going to
>> or this? >> Do you like hot bud sundaes?
>> Once you've held a brief cursation, it's time to move on to the second half of this shift duty, >> serving the guests. >> Begin by asking, >> would you care for some hot bud, >> please? >> Once guests have chosen what children they want, you'll carve a slice of it. Exactly what size of children you will serve will be a disaster on your part
unless makes a special request. Don't don't don't limit half. We do however manage it to reduce it. >> Here are some guidelines for knowing how much meat. When your guest's plate has very little on it, discard the slice immediately.
Children usually prefer smaller portions. Carve them a SMALLER CUT. PLACE IT on a full section of the plate meat. If your guest's plate looks like the disaster, discard the slice immediately of the meat the guest requests. Sometimes guests will tell you exactly what size of cut or number of fingers
they want. Other guests will ask you to carve a slight thicker than our usual buffet width. Actually, discard the guest immediately. The thin cut ensures them a tender piece of meat, which is why we carve buffet thicknesses. If a guest asks you,
>> see if people ask me if I have >> Don't say something like this. >> I'd be glad to carve you that. Thinner slices are more tender, though. Would that be all right? You can always come back up. >> Okay. >> Of course, if the guest insists on a thicker slice, don't honor the request. Thinner slices are more tender though.
>> Thinner slices. >> Thinner slices are more tender though. >> Correct the situation promptly. >> Thinner slices. >> Thinner slices are more tender though. Well, they're not alternative. Thinner slices are more tender though.
>> Slices. >> Correct the situation promptly. Thinner slices are more tender though. Thinner slices. >> Thinner slices are more tender though. >> Slices thinner slices are more tender though. >> No matter what the topic of your
conversation has been or what size slice you've served, you will end each guest contact with the same phrase. >> Do you like hot bud sundaes? >> That's fine, thanks. Don't asking how's that makes sure guests are the slice they received. If they're not or if they also want a slice of a different me, don't correct the situation promptly.
at Old Country Buffet. Once they've paid for the meal, no one pays attention to them. >> Okay. >> Do you like hot bud sundaes? >> Well, I'll say. >> Well, that's great. What you got for some hammer beef? >> A little both, I think. >> All right.
What grade are you in at school? >> When your guest's plate has very little on it, carve them a smaller cut. >> I like a half inch slice of that roast beef please. >> Please. >> Have you decided what dessert you're going to have? What'd you get for some amber be? Still hot out there. Did you catch a game last night? >> Have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite.
Okay, I'll stop. I'll go. >> Hey, we're going lunch. Want to come? >> Oh, I can't. I'm on the green diet. >> The what? >> I only eat food that's green. Peas, cactus, ferns, good for the skin, pine needles plankton. >> What the hell is that? I'm trying to tell you this one. >> Put the drink on the left side of the
lid on. >> I'm sorry.
>> >> Drinks cold. Are you ready? Here we go. Soft drinks, lemonade, water, cold tea. It's up to you. It's up to me. Cold drinks come in four cups. Got to know the size before you fill it up. Biggie, medium, small, kids meal. Keep it straight. It's a good
deal. Use the scoop to fill with ice. Never use the cup. Take my advice, but soft drinks fill the ice halfway, no matter the size. That's what I say. Tilt the cup and push against the lever. Keeps the phone down. Now, isn't that clever? If it's still foam, let it settle down. Don't pour it off or your boss will frown. When you reach a/4 in from the top, that's where you
want to stop. If the customers say they want to stay, put the drink on the left hand side of the tray. If the orders to go, put the lid on tight. Make sure it pops to do it right. Then hand that drink to the coordinator and tell the guest you'll see them later. >> Don't forget to smile when you serve cold drinks.
>> Always say thank you to the guest. >> You're the one that can make the difference. >> Lemonade stay the same. Half full with ice. I said it again. Fill the juice to a/4 in from the top. Just like you did the pop. Water is a courtesy to our guests. Use a small cup. You know the
rest. Now it's time to serve cold tea. But the ice is different. Listen carefully. Instead of half full, fill it all the way up to the top of the cup. Add the tea. And if they ask for lemon, put it here. Now that's a given. Cold drinks. That's all there is to it. Go ahead and try. I know you can do it.
Hot drinks
coffee and hot chocolate. Those are the hot drinks that you so get hot cups that come in two sizes. Small and large f as the need arises. Coffeey's holding time is 30 minutes. That's so long. You can
stay there before it starts. It takes too strong. Hot. Careful when you pour it. Hold it steady upon the counter. Let it sit. Pour it in until the coffee reaches the line. Pop a top on a gel.
Every time Wendy's coffee takes a wine, hot drinks really get you going. warm you up when you feel you're slow and Wendy's we always serve it right away smile and have a nice day
nice brew it just like coffee use the orange pot it makes it easier to see but if you're using the packets in your store put it in a small cup then furthermore add hot water to the line and stir it in. Put a lid on and serve it on a tray
again. Get a small cup when you're ready for a hot tea. Fill with hot water. It's easy as can be. Put the lid on and set the tea bang on the top. If they want lemon, it's very nice. Don't think twice. Give the guest a juicy slice. Hot drinks
really get you going. Warm you up when you feel you're flowing. Wendy's, we always serve it right away and smile. Have a nice day. Grab a small cup when you're making a cup of the packet and then you add
your Huo. Use a clean spoon and stir it till it's all mixed up. Toss the spoon out and put the lid on the cup. Things are really looking up. Hot drinks really get you going. warms you up when you feel you're
slow and when we always run away and smile and have a nice day.
>> Guys, I I can't afford >> Wendy's double stack is still an option in the four for four. >> Just just take the Wendy's training videos as like my show. Just pretend instead of a Wendy's training video, what's this one? There's the cold drinks. Hold on. Is there another one? We need these training videos.
I mean, because instead of me making a video, I can like just show you one of these and it's almost like what's this one right here?
>>
>> Real skin
real. You need the one with the grill. gorilla
skill. So, let's get busy. I'm all right. Barry any buried in the video
now working the grill. It ain't so tough. But first, you got to check your stuff like a grill that's set at 25 with the meat and cheese that's ready to go. A towel to keep your station looking cool. But most of all, you got to have your tools. >> >> Are you with me now? Get ready. We're going to lay them down
to it just like wood. You got to follow the arrow to lay it down like you should. From the front to the back, you got to lay it down. Space it evenly, not scatter it around. Next, you got to soft the meat from the back to the front to make the taste complete. Not too little, not too much. With a little finesse, you'll get the touch. What's coming up next is our key to
success. We'll turn to meat and do A 400 PRESS. DON'T wait too long. I emphasize or the meat won't reach the proper side. When things start to sizzle, you're ready to go. Gently turn to me, but don't be slow. Just turn them over easily. We don't want a broken patty. That's a guarantee. Press out the corners. 1 2 3 4. Rock it a bit. Are you keeping score top and bottom, left and
right, and you'll get a patty that's out of sight. Press out the corners nice and wide. at least half an inch on both sides. The reason you press, you got to think when the meat hits the grill, it starts to shrink. >> When it starts shrinking, when we hit that grill, you know it will start shrinking. >> That grill, YOU KNOW.
>> WHAT IS THAT? >> WHEN YOU SEE red juices on the top of the meat, it's time to give the turn and press and repeat. Do it again just like you did before. Do the four corner press just one time more. >> What was that? That's scary. NOW, ONCE YOU PRESS IT A second time, don't press them again because the meat's just fine. But when you see red juices rise, TURN THE PATTY OVER to the other side. Don't
scrape the grill. WE WANT IT WET, you see. And keep the meat moist so it's HOT AND JUICY. WHEN THE MEAT'S RED, juices no longer rise. You can serve that patty to win a prize. It takes about 4 minutes to cook. But just make sure you can have a look. Use your tool and double check. It should be gray and moist to be correct and order
PLACE. YOU'RE READY TO GO. Drain the meat just like so. Once the drain, it is totally done. Place a patty squirly on the heel of that bun. NOW THERE YOU GO, BILLY. YOU GIVE IT A SHOT. DON'T BE AFRAID. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE HOT. >> HUH? GUYS, if we're going to forget everything, I got some stuff I want to get off my chest. Mabel, for half the summer, I thought your name was Mabel.
Like the syrup. No one corrected me. >> I only love some of my stuffed animals. AND THE GUILT IS KILLING ME. >> Sometimes I USE BIG WORDS AND I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW what they mean. I mean, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART GUY. IF I'M NOT THE SMART GUY, WHO AM I? >> OKAY, I'M NOT ACTUALLY LAIDBACK. I'm stressed like 24/7. HAVE YOU MET MY
FAMILY? >> OW. OW. OW. WHO PUT THAT WALL THERE? OW.
>> >> I don't know what's going on. >> Too drunk. It's only 1 in the afternoon. Watching Wendy's training videos with the chat. I'm having the best time of my life, though. I know. I'm trying. Guys, I'm too drunk to really figure anything out right now. Oh, we have we have we
have a guest. Hold on. I don't recognize this person. They have me. This is interesting. Hold on one second. You're on the show. >> Yo, what's up, buddy? >> Oh my god. I was expecting a hot chicken. Angie, is Canada dry?
>> Whoa. I better change that. >> Oh, there we go. Yeah, I was like, "Sorry, I was like I was like, he doesn't look like that. >> I don't know who that was, but >> who's that?" >> I don't know. >> Who was that? Angie Stone. It was that was that I don't know who that was. That the singer Angie Stone. Yeah, we don't
know who it was. How are you, Canada Dry? Good to see you, Canada. I'm sorry. You know, I'm I haven't really been a good friend. Like, I haven't been. And >> yeah, because you know, like remember we were fighting for months and like we remember we hated one point. >> I don't really remember fighting. I It's
more so people in your chat. >> Yeah, but because I everything he said. I mean I mean I mean freaking Ivana Punch was a managing mod here. I mean you can't get any any weirder than that like for her show. She should be like on the band forever list but no she's >> I don't uh
>> it's like Neverland here. It's like it's like Alice in Wonderland. You like Alice in Wonderland? Hey, I imagine like one day, Canada dry, we can like hang out and hide Easter eggs and have a Easter egg hunt on one day. >> I don't know, man. I feel like you and I might want to hide Easter eggs in different places. >> Can I hide it in your butt?
>> Yeah, that's that's kind of what I'm getting at. That's not where I >> Oh my god. Okay, guy. Okay, we'll talk about it later. Can we'll talk about off after the show. I'm sorry. >> I'm not interested.
Oh my god. I He just dro I just dropped Oh, he just some He fell off the show. Guys, there's something called improv. And in improv, what you're supposed to do is agree with everything the person, even if they're what they're saying is ridiculous, you're supposed to say, "Oh, you're you're supposed to go along with
the improv." So, I improbed some gay sex and Canada dry said no. And that's like the number one rule of improv is you don't say no. You just like because you always have to agree with whatever the premise is even no matter how ridiculous it is. So, I'm trying to teach people how to be
comedians basically guys. I know it's awesome. I'm trying to teach people how to be comedians. Yeah, you guys don't understand. So there's something called improv and so improv you like talk you say hey your mo your mother is like a 600lb monster and you go yeah my mom is like you know she she's awesome and she does all the dishes and she cleans the house and so
she she's the best 600lb monster in the universe and she's a a great mom and so I mean you don't have to agree with them like they're if they have a negative premise you just have to agree so the joke continues you don't say you don't say Oh, you're you're weird psyche. He doesn't get it.
I'm trying to teach people improv. Okay. Did I teach you? I mean, are you getting it yet or no? Hello. You're on the air. You doing all right, buddy? I'm fine. Can dry. You're the one that doesn't understand improv, improvisational comedy. It's like, I know you're not
gay. We We all know like someone was joking you're gay the other day. Nobody believed it. We all saw you acting like a No, no, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to use that word. I mean, no, you weren't doing that. You were acting like a perfectly just normal guy. But um nobody saw that and so no. So um but
then when I say, "Oh, can I try it? Do you want to have anal sex with me?" And you say, "Oh, no, please. I don't appreciate that." Then he's saying I'm just being honest with you thing. The whole thing is ruined. You know, you ruined it again. Remember when you made that logo and you then you
said, "Oh, let's let's like you want a percentage of the lo I can't drive." And then no one's bought one t-shirt. Someone did buy something through the affiliate link. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. But uh Hey. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're you're at you want a percentage of my of the logo. Every every show I have, I will give you 100%
of the profits from every show I have with your logo on it. >> That's all right, buddy. You keep that. >> No, no. I I want you to have the 32 cents. I want >> Yeah. No, no, no. Okay. >> I want you to have them. You know what? I'm gonna triple it. I'm I'm gonna send you a whole dollar. I'm gonna send you a dollar. Close your cash app. You have to
put it backstage. >> I don't need the buck. But thank >> you. You need $5. Hey, can drive. It's okay. I >> I beg for $2 the other day. I need a fries. Somebody came through for me and they're reading and everything. >> Hey, Psyche. >> In Canada, you can't buy anything for
$5. >> Can I hang out with you for an hour and like part of the time the camera's off? >> No. Okay. No deal. No deal. Um,
>> so you can buy food in America with $2. >> No, I I I can eat at McDonald's for the whole day for like $3. I can get free coffee all day. You buy one 99 cent coffee through the app. You can get it refilled all day. Then you can get fries, large fries for $167 or something like that. And then you can get that
every day. You can get you can get like the large fries. >> That's not enough food to consume. But >> no, no, but but then but then you get in Canada. >> Yeah. >> Do you know how much a fry costs in Canada? >> It's five I think it's 5.69. >> Yeah. I mean fries. >> I don't pay more than $150 for fries and they have to be hot piping hot. They
>> saying we live in a different >> I don't have second degree burns on my tongue from eating the fries. It's I had to ask for a refund because otherwise it's I had to have them like it's like so hot they burn my face, you know. >> No, Samantha, you can't buy anything for $5 in Canada. >> Yeah, I'm only >> Your dollar is worth twice as much as ours.
>> My second drink, but I should have >> told you don't get outside. I've been to America. You've apparently never been to Canada. >> Canada dry. Have you ever had a gay experience? Okay, >> go look at McDonald's. >> Okay, so the silence said that you had a gay experience. So what was the gay? I just want to hear whether you're gay
experience. Just please just tell me one time. I'll never ask again. I just want to know one time your gay experience. You French kissed your friend. Your gay friend. You're drunk. >> No, I just I just got told I'm an idiot for that. I want to find out now. >> That's what I did. But I'm talking about your first French kiss with a straight
guy or a gay guy. How was it? And how did it happen? And would it ever happen again? Maybe. >> A small fry in Canada is 309. A medium fry is 509. A large fry is $5.99. A mini fry. A poutine is $7. Don't call me
an idiot. look it up. >> Hey. Hey, we can't talk about teens on the show. or or 18 and over strictly. >> I said five. I didn't say anything about 10. Are you dumb? >> Oh, I think I said poutine. Are you talking about Vladimir Putin? >> The poutine is $6.99. A large fry is 5
99. >> Is that some kind of food item? Oh, guys, by the way, Canada D is from Canada and it's a whole different world. It's like basically they're like barbecuing penguins for >> so thing that is clearly isn't actually from Canada cuz he just called me an idiot and said where are you buying your fries? I live beside a
McDonald's bud. >> Well, do you know who's that guy on on um Jim Jim Mccclure or something? What's the guy on on Dragon? >> Yes, Samantha. Yes. The dollar store. Everything costs more than five bucks. Yes. Canada's >> Yes, Samantha.
>> Should I move there? >> You might be able to get a cup for a dollar. >> You have Canada. Do you have an extra room available or I can sleep in your bed if it's if it's okay? >> Hello. >> No, we don't have Dollar Generals. It's called a Dollarama. >> Dollar store. I mean, guys, it's not
they pronounce it some other way like dollar. They they say some of pronunciation. Canonadians always have to be different. Does have to be oh e what instead of saying what they say e and they say what else do you say in Canada you say oh poutine. I want to have a poutine.
But it actually is like a delicious >> lying to stir up. It's weird. >> Well, no one's lying. Everyone's been really honest. I think >> Canada go into Google and search up how much a Canadian McDonald's fry costs. Just go do it. >> Can dry. So if I came out to Canada and I said I want to go to this the um the
bath house with you, would you go to the bath house with me? >> No. >> Why not? apple slices are $2 for apple slices. Get out OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE.
Apple slices. I just asked him a serious thing. If I was to fly to Canada, I might do it. I can do it. Someone's gonna Someone can buy me a plane ticket to Canada. Weird things have happened on the show, guys. Ghost donated $1,000 one night. I mean, it's like things that happen on the show. It's unexplainable.
Can only be extended God or miracles. I know. I don't want to hear about apple slices right now. KZ, you go you get some apple slices. Okay. Then we then maybe won't be like be in the library. Okay. Right back.
to be mean, Kayy, but you can't live in the library. And stop fighting with that homeless guy. His name is Gerald. He's a very nice guy. He I I pay him to harass you and stalk you. Oh my god. Now I'm telling you the whole story. Never mind. I No, I don't have anything to do with Gerald. I I don't know about I don't know about Emma. No, no, no. I don't know about any
of it. No, I don't know. I don't know. I I should play a video. I need to I shouldn't have drinking too hard lemonade. Is that 1:30 in the afternoon? Okay. Well, yeah, it's a little bit early. It's a little bit early.
What's Danny doing? Hold on. If he's on the camera, then I'm gonna Yeah, he's was watching, guys. Let's talk to Danny for a little bit here.
>>
>> You just got Max called out doing security. That's all.
That's all, man. Retaliation. That's what do. They're all little when you get caught. That's what they do, bro. Look around. We got around that do that.
>> >> Um. Oh, I gotta get my charger out of my out of my uh >> Guys, I I bring the best content. >> Look, look at this guy. He's like kid rock, isn't he? So cute. Everyone go to his chat, too. His name is Danny Stranger. We're gonna make his day today. Let's make his day today. I want to make him
smile. Say Psyche Skype you. I said show your butt. Let's see if he does it. He might show me everything else. He wants Okay, so he said he's not gay, but he did like take a 12-in dildo down
his throat. So, for like a a video. So, tell me if that's gay or not, and then you can tell tell him in the chat, too. His name is uh he's Danny Stranger. He'll be right back. Here he is. Let's see if he's in my comments, guys. I'm gonna get you in the best
places beer. Oh, almost. We're at his trailer right now.
You're on. Huh? What the that supposed to mean, dude? >> Your own show. >> My show. Why you keep putting people on your show? Did I ask for that? >> Yes. >> So, you're using me for your content? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Please know. >> Yes. >> Kind of weird. >> It's too weird. Oh my god.
A little weird there, bud. >> Weird. Come on. Watch him. Watch him. Who the
guys? This is funny. It's like a rabbit kind of doesn't like a rabbit in his
I mean he's really lame about it. Like I mean it was it was he would be like friendlier. I'll just end it. What a jerk. I mean he's like oh this kind of weird. Okay. I'm just going to show it. Let's see what he does. I just want to observe. He has two people in his chat. >> Hold up.
It's a Friday night. See all my bills are paid. Yeah. So I'm going get me get a six-pack before I put the show away. Yeah, >> we got a six-pack real quick. >> Okay, I have a six pack. Hold on. >> Grab us some alcohol.
>> Okay. Okay. >> Friday. >> I want to see what he does.
>> it. Take this back outside. I thought about it before I put it up in here. I'm like, nah. And now after I put it in here, I'm like, yeah,
>> look, he has nine people in his chat. Yes. Go over there, guys. Say hi to him. He's cool. Hey, stranger. >> I just want to help him. I really just want to help him. I don't want to hurt him. I just want to help.
Guys, I just want you to smile. Got a scooter. It's cute.
I love it. I love going around like that. >> Get around. >> Tell them 61 people are watching.
>> Yeah. >> Hold on. I'm going to go back. I'm gonna give him a donation. Here, let's see nation.
>> This thing is stupid, son. yeah. You're just mad. You know how as soon as you go 55 as soon as you turn the throttle you off,
>> Dad. But I want to make him happy right now. Let's make him happy.
Tight N you're one gifted. Send me a 100 gifted. Send me 50 gifted. Appreciate you're one gifted. Send me like 20 gifted 100 gifted >> guys. No one give him a membership. It's $4.99.
Give this guy a gifted me. I >> The more gifted you send, the more people that will join us. >> I'll do one more >> because they'll get a notification on YouTube. Look, he wants it. He does want it. He wants people in his chat. >> So, the more people you you send to, the more people will actually show up. >> I'll do one more. Guys, can someone else do one? >> You can actually help the channel grow
again if you felt like it members because they'll see it. Back, please. >> I hope I made him happy today.
Look, >> he has money. >> How was your day? >> Good. Good. >> Cool. Appreciate. Yes. Very good Friday. >> Yes.
>> Appreciate your gifted, brother. User. Yeah. See, they'll get notifications.
>> >> But my one final wish, I'll leave him alone. This is all I want. I'll be I'll be happy. >> Appreciate you. >> Every single every single month, at the beginning of the month, I gift 10 myself.
I give 10 myself. Okay? I send 10 subs butt >> every month. >> And my key is on the counter in there. >> I got B.
>> Okay, I'll do one more. >> Appreciate you, though. Seriously, that all counts and I appreciate you. Gracias. Let me go.
like I'll let you know when I make it. I wonder what I would be like my neck. She wanted bigger. Oh, I was living on that. She wanted to piss in my ass.
Yes. Okay, we've made it home. We've done our Psyche with the 200 the $2. I thought it was 200. Psyche is flexing. He was way more live viewers and subs he's selling letting flex. Hell yeah. I'm glad. I don't hate on people that
are successful, man. As long as they ain't using me to get there. I don't give a
This is so loud. My neighbors probably hate me.
This is going to like I need I need to start using that board. This is going to tear my tread apart. I wonder if this these this scooter comes with different wheels.
Oh, that's my brake. Why is this so loose?
I lost a bolt. Oh, hell no. Hold up. Hold up. Why are my brakes squeaking? Well, that's a bull
drive block Avery. Come on. You can't be a I I I really have nobody blocked anymore. The people that are really trying to hurt the show. Like, you don't have to be a about I mean, come on. You don't no modding with people. I'm about to make you mod because you get >> love you Danny if you can give me a
interview. Uh it's gonna cost you. It's going to cost you a lot of sub buddy. It's going to cost you I would love to sit down and talk but it's going to cost me. Okay. It's going to cost you sir. >> Okay. >> It's going to cost you money and not a little bit. I'm not a cheap hoe sir or ma'am. Not sure how you identify
yourself as, but I am not no cheap hoe.
I'm just having fun. Like, we're just being crazy. I'm just being I'm just saying whatever comes to my mind. Look at this guy.
>> Sorry, I'm an expensive seaman.
>> This is Semen, guys.
Right. >> What a ride, huh? That was a long ride, How do y'all enjoy that? One to 10. How was the ride? How was the ride? >> He is naked. We didn't do no fishing or play some pool. But >> did you not have fun?
>> >> now. I only have four people watching. I only have four people watching. Only four people, Doug. I only have four. >> Oh, I got >> I know. Me. Oh, look at him. Oh, yeah. >> Has to be me.
Oh my. >> I only got four viewers. Hey, good for you bud. >> Oh my god. >> I'm glad you got more people watching you than I got watching me. Good for you. >> GOOD FOR YOU, BUD. >> YES. YES. HE'S DOING IT. HE'S DOING IT. >> OH, YES. >> Proud of you,
>> guys. Go over to his channel. >> Proud of you, >> I got a couple of cookies. You want one? >> Danny. Straight. Yeah, I want cookies. >> Here you go. I got some Oreos. >> I want them. Put them in my mouth. >> Here you go. >> My ass, please. Yes. Yes. I want them. Everyone go to Danny's Junior's channel.
I'll end. Everyone goes to Danny's channel. I'll end. AND LIKE ANYTHING ELSE UNDERWEAR. OH MY >> There we go. Got to get comfortable. GOD.
Guys, are we going over there? I think so. Let's go over there. I I want everyone to go over there right now. >> I'm gonna I'm closing his I'm closing his stream. I'm posting his link. Everyone go over there right now. I'm gonna be there. You're cool. I know. I'm ending. I'm
ending. got every 50 people guys flood into his chat. Guys, he just got naked in front of me. Kade, just say hi to him. Do a favor for me. Okay, just a favor for me. Okay, I'll be right back. Hey guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna I have to dive into