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Browse era →>> Ever wondered where a whole civilization comes from? Many cultures have incredible origin stories, but few are as captivating as the Tibetan tale of a monkey and an ogress. It's a story of compassion, desire, and the very beginning of the Tibetan people on the roof of the world. Our story begins with a special monkey, a Bodhisattva in
disguise. He was sent by the sublime Avalokiteshvara, the embodiment of compassion, to the snowy lands of Tibet to meditate. Picture this, a lone monkey deep in contemplation amidst the vast silent mountains focusing on love, kindness, and the nature of reality, but his solitude was soon broken. A rock ogress,
tormented by her own karmic past, stumbled upon him. She was instantly drawn to the holy monkey, her raw, primal desires overwhelming her. She made her intentions clear, but the monkey, bound by his sacred vows, couldn't possibly be with her. The ogress, however, was desperate. Disguising herself as a beautiful woman,
she pleaded with the monkey to marry her. "If you refuse me," she cried, "I will kill myself." The monkey was steadfast. "I am a disciple of Avalokiteshvara," he explained. "I cannot break my vows." Her desperation then turned into a terrifying threat. "Alas, great monkey king," she wailed, "if you will not have me, I will find a
rock ogress husband. Together, we will unleash chaos. Every day, we will slaughter 10,000 living beings, and every night, we will devour a thousand more. I will bear countless ogre children, and this entire land will become a dark kingdom of ogres. Every living thing will be our prey. Is it not better to show me your compassion and prevent this horror?"
The monkey was thrown into a moral crisis. Marrying her would mean breaking his sacred vows, but refusing her would lead to unimaginable suffering and destruction. What was the right thing to do? He knew he couldn't make this decision alone. In an instant, he magically transported himself to Mount Potala, the celestial abode of Avalokiteshvara. He laid out
his dilemma before the compassionate one. "What should I do?" he pleaded. "An ogress, driven by desire, threatens to destroy my vows. How can I protect them without causing a greater tragedy?" Avalokiteshvara's response was simple and direct. "Marry the rock ogress." And from the heavens, the voices of other divine beings echoed in agreement, "Excellent indeed."
This union wasn't just about two individuals. It was blessed for a greater purpose. It was destined to ensure that one day the teachings of the Buddha would flourish in Tibet, that spiritual guides would arise, and that the land would be filled with prosperity and happiness. So, the Bodhisattva monkey and the rock ogress were united. From their marriage, six children were
born, each with a completely different nature, reflecting the six realms of existence. One child, from the hell realms, had a grim face and could endure incredible hardship. Another, from the realm of hungry ghosts, had a grotesque appearance and an insatiable appetite. The child from the animal realm was dull and simple.
The one from the human realm was blessed with growing wisdom and sensitivity. The child from the demigod realm was competitive and jealous. And finally, the one from the realm of the gods was patient and virtuous, a complete spectrum of personalities born from this unlikely pair. The monkey father led his six children to a forest
brimming with fruit trees, where they lived for 3 years. When he returned to check on them, he was shocked. His six children had multiplied into 500. They had devoured every last fruit in the forest and were now starving, crying out, "Father, what can we eat? Mother, what can we eat?" They were desperate and helpless.
The monkey realized this wasn't just a random occurrence. It was the unfolding of a greater plan set in motion by Avalokiteshvara's command. So, once again, he returned to Mount Potala for guidance. "I am mired in this mess because I followed your instructions." He lamented to the sublime one. "My compassion was twisted by desire, and now I'm trapped.
My children are like a city of hungry ghosts. I beg you, protect us with your compassion." Avalokiteshvara heard his plea. "I shall protect your progeny." he promised. He then reached into a crevice on the cosmic Mount Sumeru and pulled out grains of barley, wheat, peas, buckwheat, and rice. He scattered these seeds across the land of Tibet,
miraculously. Where they fell, crops began to grow instantly, requiring no cultivation at all. The monkey father led his hungry children to these fields. He cried out "Zoding!" which means eat. And to this day, the place is known as Zoding Gangpori. As the monkey children ate these magical grains, a remarkable transformation
began. Their hair and tails grew shorter. They started to stand upright. And incredibly, they learned to speak. They had become human. They fashioned clothes from leaves and settled in the land. This myth explains the origin of the Tibetan people and the duality of human nature. The descendants of the monkey father's lineage are said
to be patient, compassionate, faithful, and eloquent. They delight in virtue and kindness, but the descendants of the rock ogress mother's lineage carry different traits. They can be more passionate competitive strong-willed and sometimes prone to anger, greed, and jealousy. This story beautifully illustrates that both these sets of
qualities, the calm and the chaotic, the virtuous and the visceral, exist within the Tibetan people and perhaps within all of us. In those early days, Tibet was a land of dense forests and flooded valleys. The new humans worked together, digging channels to drain the water, turning the plains into fertile fields, and building the first cities. It was into this
burgeoning civilization that the first king of Tibet, Nyatri Tsenpo, is said to have arrived, establishing the structure of society as we know it. And that is the incredible story of how the Tibetan people descended from a sacred monkey and a passionate rock ogress. It's a tale that weaves together compassion nature spirituality and the very essence of what it means to be
human. It reminds us that our origins can be complex, and that within us lies a blend of the sacred and the wild. Thank you so much for joining me on this journey into Tibetan mythology. If you found this story as fascinating as I do, please hit that like button and subscribe for more tales from around the world. Let me know in the comments what you
think about this unique creation story. See you next time.
Boo. Moving any time, really? You're going to be so sarcastic. Come here. You didn't enjoy the story of the rock ogress and the the monkey king? That's actually a real story. They believe that um um they're the descendants of a monkey and an ogress.
I think it was interesting. Um I love Tibetan like Tibetan mythology and Buddhist mythology. I was I was reading all these um these Buddhist stories called the the the Katonka or something like that. I had I was looking for some ones that I liked, and then it's like they all seem different. But I mean, I'm going to be telling some over you know you don't have to like it. I had to get ready and stuff. Like but
I'll play my theme song again cuz they have Well, this is actually my closing song but you know, it's brand new, so I might as well. It's just 2 minutes. It's like really quick. You're going to love it. I'm sure you'll love it. Um How are you tonight? Yeah.
Yeah, it's my birthday. Hey. Is it my birthday yet? No, it's half hour here still. It's my birthday though. Oh yeah, so here it is. >>
>> Anyway. Yeah, I came to some really weird realizations too like recently. Um Like, you know, why I did fall for Alexander or whatever or sorry, it's not supposed to talk about her. But um I'll just like get some of my final
thoughts on the situation. Um I don't know. You like that? Oh, thank you so much. Um >> >> She was like um pretty much the only person in the community that was at all interested in me at all. Like, you know, showed any
like kindness um like consistently at the be And so it's like um that's why my feelings got hurt is was when I was like I thought she was like just like was looking down at me making fun of me and then with this AI she did but and I know I do AIs and stuff about people sometimes and it's like, you know, sometimes it's not flattering but she
would but it's like but she was like always like so we're just like so solid and like so so good. As soon as like we had a fall the following out where she was just like just don't talk to me anymore. Okay, so then she she changed. Like her personality changed when I saw I don't know if was I
blind to it or hey Rain, how are you? I don't know if I was blind to it or I was um or she changed after like she had disconnected from me but it doesn't seem like it was like the most positive change. I don't know. Maybe she I think she's doing fine. I think, you know, she's I don't know I don't know. I'm not going to say anything bad about her. I I really liked her and I tried to like
reconcile with her and she wouldn't like have it and so it's like another one of those people. Now she's saying I'm like a spiritual um trafficker. Whatever that means. I don't know what it means really but I mean it's like I know she cuz everybody else is like, you know, human trafficker I I'm but so I'm like a spiritual trafficker because I don't I
I don't know. She says that she says Beata is my mistress. Can you join me? Yes, you can meet. Bea- Beata is not my mistress. I don't even like that word mistress. Like what is it? Like and she's like Elvira or something? No. She does have big boobs probably like Elvira but she's not like Elvira. Or maybe she maybe she is Elvira. Okay, okay, she's exactly like Elvira. Never mind.
Um I was talking to Natalie. Oh, what are you doing spying on me on me, Mason? Are you spying on me again? I don't like that. Well, you should stop that, Mason. I'm just going to I'm just going Just kidding. Yes, you can come up on stream. But anyway Alexan- Alexandra
It's the last thing I'll say. I'm I'm sorry that things ended up like this but it's like I'm not like I'm not like a human trafficker. I'm not like a spiritual trafficker. I'm not um a I maybe I'm like a little bit of a show like a camera you know, a camera personality
and stuff like that but I don't I take I take like terror very serious and and into it and I don't think I've ever like some people I don't really try to force it on anybody and it's like, you know, I don't say I don't know. All of a sudden she has problems with with me. So I So that's it, you know.
The camera looks blurry. Here, I'll fix it, Mason. Mason, will you get up here? They're going to shoot your back. I will I did did but it's not like, you know, back. There, that better? Sit now. That's okay. Hold on. Here. Uh let me just do something real quick. Up. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Okay, there we go. Okay. Oh, perfect. Okay, I'm back.
How are we doing? Do I look 44 years old or 45? Hey, thank you so much. It's Is it my birthday yet? Let me see. Oh, 18 minutes. Thank you so much. Uh oh, we have um Oh, Thing That Is is here. Hello, Thing That Is. Hey, Psych. How are you? Yeah, I want to call you a different name cuz Thing That Is is kind of too cumbersome to say. That's like Thing.
>> Thing. Whatever. I don't care. Thing? I don't want to call you Thing. That's like Thing. I'm going to call you Herman. Is that okay? >> Okay. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. That's I think it's a cute name for you, Herman. That's fine. Happy birthday Psych. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Well, you're a Libra. Yeah, well, thank you so much. It's my
birthday It's your um birthday. It's already past midnight over here. So it is your birthday over here. Oh. Well, is my my present in the mail? Sure. Yeah, are you It's It's with Mason's t-shirts, isn't it? Yes, that's right. >> >> Where's Mason? I thought he was coming up. I don't know. He's I think he's
chickened out. Mason, are you chickened out? Probably. What if What if Mason turned out to be your like long-lost son? Wouldn't that be crazy? Like you had actually had a rendezvous with his mother like >> He actually said that at one point. Isn't that like we cuz it was just like it just seems like me What if that was true though? I asked I asked Mason if his mother was ever in Canada before he
was born. Well, she she she named him Mason from some kind of show. Hold on. What was that show? >> Yeah, it was some detective show or opera or something? Courtroom show. I remember I looked it up once. I saw Mason something. Yeah, yeah. It was like some kind of terrible like soap opera that we got was canceled but It
was like it was like the OC basically from in the in the '80s or something. Well, I don't know. How How old is he? Let me see. Must be in his '30s like like 30-some He's 30 37 38. Not sure. Mason, how how old are you? How old do you feel, Mason? I want I want to know how old Mason feels. Like What What do you feel is your grade level? I just
want to know what he thinks. I'm definitely old enough to be his father. I'm not saying I am his father. Well you know, I kind of like My dad was kind of like a little bit older dad but it was just because you know, both my parents were divorcees and so like they were like, you know, it was they both had a couple kids already and so they like he was in his '40s and
I was in her '30s. She's not too old but it's like you know, it's like um I have older brothers that are like 15 years older than me so I'm trapping souls. Fred, come on, leave me alone. I'm not trying to trap your souls. Taught me how to do it and and I just she's like, you know, give a bad influence on me, okay? Emma taught me how to trap souls. She
told me she gave me the keys to the filing cabinet. I stole them. I still have them. >> >> I have copies of them. And I I I glued the lock so she's never going to change them, okay? And well, she's not getting back down there anyway. They don't like, you know. Uh >> >> this whole like trying to take over hell kind of thing didn't really go over well. But she'll be
here. I'm not I'm not allowed to talk about her. Says who? I mean now I can't even talk about anybody now. Like why is it why is it like I'm not allowed to talk about These people are I have shows. I mean, she has a show. Alexandra has a show. She's a They're public figures. What about these public figure things? They're always saying public figures. Now it's like they're public figures, too. Why can't I talk about public figures?
They're the only ones that are allowed to like talk about public figures? Well, it's like, you know, she's like don't She's like you better not talk about me. And she's like It's like the wrath of God. I was like, "Okay, well, it's like Who said it like that, Alex? Yeah. Oh my goodness. She said she said, "Don't you dare mention me or you're going to see what happens." She's like, "You don't
want to mess with my energy." or something like that. Wow. It was kind of scary. I was like, uh Like why is she like so turned on me? And then she like she like went to the chat she kept on asking about like, "Oh, why are psychics bad?" or "Why don't people like Why don't people like shouldn't people like listen to astrologers, psychics and stuff like that?" All of a sudden she hates astrology, psychics. She She says I
misuse AI, too. Can you believe it? She just turned her She just changed her whole in 180 degrees. She just changed everything about how she felt. It's just It's just crazy. Hold on. One second. Here we go. Rain? Hi, Psychi. Hi. Hi, Rain.
>> Happy birthday. Thank you. Where is my cake? Is Ziggy in it? Um I'm still working on that. I got to figure out how to bake the cake with with you know, like without having Ziggy Ziggy in the batter first. >> >> Just have him in the batter. I'll just lick it all off of him. Just put icing on him. That's really all
you want, Psychi. >> Oh, that's true. I could I'll just put frosting on his Frosting just makes me sick, you know. It's like >> put frosting on his on his nipples and give them to you. Like a like a taste >> He's not going to wear anything but sensation. icing. How about edible Edible underwear that I can eat off of him? How about that? Can you make me Or just get some fruit roll-ups and
stick them to him. It's fine. Oh goodness. Oh my gosh. >> >> Whatever you want, Psychi. It's your birthday. Thank you. Perfect. Oh, time. Thank you. Who's going to jump out of a I really want to I want someone Someone has to jump out of the cake. You know, I'm getting free I'm getting a free steak and lobster dinner today. So I'm like a very lucky, you know. It's actually a free dinner at this one
restaurant. I can't tell you where it is cuz it's a secret. But yeah, there's one restaurant that I know of. Um hey, Psychi. Um JT wants to wish you a happy birthday. Oh, JT is is there? I uh happy birthday, Psychi. Oh, hi. Hi, JT. How are you? Is she listening? No, I actually just I just was like
overheard what she was doing and I was like, "Where Where are you at right now?" She said it's your birthday so I said, "Happy birthday, Psychi." >> >> He's giving kisses to the cat right now. >> I really want I really want you to come visit me for my birthday. Oh my goodness. Are you out here today? Who you got up here right now? Thing That Is. Alexandra I she Alexandra was supposed to come out and and and we're supposed to go out cuz it's our both of
our birthday. And then it's like and now she's like ruined my birthday by like, you know, being so mean to me and like doing an exposé on, you know, me like a day before like saying saying that Beata Beat like owns me like some kind of like slave and that she's my mistress and I failed in bringing her Alexandra's soul. I mean this is this narrative is just a little bit
That's um insane? I mean I don't Am I right right or am I wrong? It's uh it's creative. Yeah. Because she was saying the other day she's like she's like well I'm a master troll like not me but she was saying she was. And so it's like maybe she's just troll like was this a set up just to make me like dumb or something? I don't know. It's just like it's just like everyone
told me this would happen it happens. It's like uh Oh It's so annoying. >> >> You live and learn, right? >> Everyone's like like it was like seriously the day before it happened I think BG said, "Hey, the next thing you know she'll be on her like trafficking list and she'll have a website, you know."
Oh my gosh. Is everybody going crazy around here? spiritual trafficker and I work for Beat and I was and she asked she wanted me Spiritual trafficker? What the hell happened to you? I told you that. I said I was Everything just went insane on New Year. Is she going to traffic your soul? I don't understand. She said I was trying to traffic her to Beat or something like that. Like I Oh. I don't understand.
It's like I don't work for Beat. Like Oh. Beat doesn't control my mind like a succubus. I mean I think I I can hang out with a succubus but it's like Well. You suck. I don't know, you know, there's maybe there's a lot of spiritual things at play. I don't I don't know. You know, you're more of a spiritual >> I mean that's the whole thing. It's like I'm I'm aware of like a lot of this stuff at play that people don't see and stuff.
Hey, Clan Fandango. Thank you so much. Happy birthday May to you. So it's like I mean I see a bigger picture than a lot of people see. But it's like not that I'm special or anything like that. It's just You know, I I think that maybe Mason's behind all this, you know, secretly. Not Mason. It's Masons, not Mason. Come on. I'm just kidding. No, I I think that this guy is sitting
Mason Mason's a Oh my god. Why Mason, have you been Have you been doing what Are there any people in the Freemasons? Like I Have you been doing witchcraft, Mason? Do you do witchcraft? Uh-oh. What's your shirt? YOU GOT A NEW SHIRT. SEE? SEE, I told you. What do you do What does your shirt say? I like it. It's cool. What's it
He's been doing witchcraft. You've been doing witchcraft, Mason? Are you in the Are you in Eastern Star? Hello? Why is he quiet? What does your shirt say, Mason? I can't see I can't see it. What's it say? That's the first time I heard him without asking any questions. Mason, why are you not talking? Did I Did I say
something wrong? I'm sorry. I was just kidding. No, he's doing it right now. Mason, are you You satanic? He's showing us his shirt but >> Is that Is that the Knights Templar? Hey Mason, are you doing like a satanic hand signals at me? What's going on? I feel triggered. >> >> Mason, hold on. Let me Mason Mason, play Psyche a birthday drum
solo. What's going on here? Oh yeah, here we go. Drums. Drums drum drums. >> He doesn't even want to give Psyche a Yes. drum solo. He doesn't even say hi to me. He just pointed at his shirt and it has like some iron cross on it. Mason, it's Psyche's birthday. What are you doing? Mason. Say hi. What's it say? It says It says disturbed? It says disturbed? Are you
trying to He's trying to disturb me. He's trying to disturb me. >> >> What are you doing? Stop disturbing me. You're annoying You're doing it. You're doing it. You're disturbing me. >> What's with that look? Why are you Talk to me. getting Why are you frowning? Turn the frown upside down. Aw, I like that. Look at that. He's smiling like a devil.
>> >> That beard is really grown, man. Mason, where'd you go? You're so cute. Mason, I like the devil. Come on. I think the devil's cute. Hey, there you go. Look at that. Mason's okay. Here I'll take you off full screen if you don't want me on full screen anymore. Here Oh my gosh. I'll put Rain up there. There you go.
There you go. You got to fix your hair, Mason. You got to do something about that hair. Mason, do you want me next to you in the in the on the screen? Oh. Hold on. Why aren't you talking, Mason? That's the first time I heard him not talking. I know. What's going on? Have
you Did you start a new career as a mime? No? We don't have any evidence that Mason has spoken one word in 2026. Mason, does the cat Does the cat have your tongue? You're trying not to talk You're on a You're on a You're on a talking You're not talking to anybody? You're You've turned mute.
You're mute? Here. For the year? No for For the whole year. He's lost his ability No, I was I was just joking. No, I WAS JUST JOKING. >> >> IT'S LIKE I WAS JUST JOKING. OKAY. I don't know. I'm believing it. I thought you actually lost your voice. Mason, where's the wheelchair? What happened to the wheel your wheelchair?
No, it's like I can stand. LOOK. OH MY GOD! HE'S WALKING, GUYS. WALKING HE'S A MIRACLE. IT'S A MIRACLE. MASON, He's a fraud. How long has this been? Mason, I thought you were in you were paraplegic. It's like what are you talking about? Where's your wheelchair? Remember you were you were always sitting in that chair and you just were wheeling around
before? Now you're walking like a like a person. >> >> Look at your feet! Mason, your Why are your feet so small? Like why do you have like little like What the hell is going on? You shop at like the Buster Brown How big are your shoes How big are your feet? Remember you showed me your feet before
New Year. I liked it. Oh my gosh. How big are How big are they? For 13? How big are your shoes? 13. 13? That's my size, too. We can share shoes. Yeah, you said the right size. Yeah. We can share We can share. Can I Can I Can you send them to me? Send them to you why? Cuz I need a new
pair of shoes. I've just been wearing these sandals. It's like I was just joking about being quiet though, man. You were. I But you >> were being quiet. Do you know what my name is? >> I was just doing that just to joke around. Do you know how old I am on my today? You said you're 45, right? Yeah. You turned 45? That means I'm actually turning 60 years old. You know, I'm just
kidding. No, I'm I'm actually turning 45. Yes, I'm 40 I was born in Yeah. It's like you didn't turn 45 today. Today it's I think I'm right now. Hold on. Let me check with the time. Is it Is it past 12? >> 5 minutes. Oh, it's in 5 minutes. Let's do a countdown, guys. It will be like I need >> Not a 5 minute countdown. to get my beard Yeah, we're going to do 600 seconds. 599.
598. 5 Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah, we're I do wear size 13 anyways but You wear size 13? Yeah, I do wear size 13s. Yeah. Remember you were like all being all weird when I asked you like if you were wearing underwear or not? Like why did you get so Why did you get so weird? And then you like >> Because the Cuz there's something wrong with the you know, thing that you were using. It wasn't really working like
this one. So that's why I got that way. It wasn't working? What? Oh you Oh cuz you didn't you didn't like the uh the the Wait, he was asking you about your underwear and you're saying the thing he was using wasn't working? Like explain that. I'm talking about the third thing. No, the thing that he was using to actually, you know, video like call or video chat. Oh you
He was using that uh It felt like he was on an app. He thought that we were tracking him down and you know, sending Were you you were you were using that Riverside? Yeah, it wasn't working that good. Like it wasn't in sync. Like it wasn't in time. Yeah, Streamyard sucks, too, because it's like there's not really good great service and then Streamyard is 45 bucks a month like um a month. And it's like if I was to pay for the year, that'd be good. But it's like
that'd be >> It's like how did you get Streamyard back though if you can't afford it, man? Because they give you like like 20 20 hours free and then you can like probably like, you know, So you're going to go back to the Riverside after this? You mean like tomorrow after you use it get back on? I don't know. I'm just But I'm going to cut I'm cutting down on streaming so I probably probably will like, you know, like not go through the hours so fast like whatever. Like I If I need to get
extra hours or whatever. And I'm only at 20 If you only have 20 hours right now, how many hours do you have How many more hours do you have left? Probably not too many, probably. I don't I don't know. I don't know how many I have left. But I I There's other streaming services I can just also like just have chats and stuff. But >> Riverside sucks. It does suck but it's like I had it for free for 2 months and that's like and then and it has like a lot of features that I can like kind of
play with. Like it has some actually good features for streamers. It's not as good for experience. Thanks. Thing that is that that shirt I have, yeah, it's a band shirt though. It's called Disturbed. That's the name of the band. I've heard of them, yeah. I figured that. Are they heavy What do they sing? I'm What do they sing? Can you sing it? It's kind of like a It's kind of like a you know, I don't know if they're rebellious but they're kind of like a heavy metal like kind of band. They I think they're
rebellious. Oh, I think they're like Do they wear masks? Like scary masks? No, that's Slipknot. That's a band called Slipknot. Shoot. Well, who's in Disturbed? I think it's a Is it a guy named Aaron something? They sing a They sing a song called Down with the Sickness if you have heard of that one. Da da da da da da Down with the Sickness. I know that one, yeah. >>
>> Everybody knows that song. It's a classic. You heard that song? No, but No, but Rain, I wasn't trying to wear the shirt to be satanic or and I know you want me to fix my hair and stuff like that. Yeah, like I thought I thought you would, you know, like look your best on Psyche's birthday. Mason, you're a drummer, so you're you're like, you know, a musician. So, you're like a you're you're
a Satanist, right? Comb your hair? No, I'm not a Satanist, uh Psyche. Didn't you know that like Lucifer was a was the leader of the heavenly choir? I did I don't know why No, Psyche, I like this band, but I don't know why they have that symbol like on the shirt or on the band shirt. Wait, cuz they they worship the devil. But I like their songs, so I can't help
it. Psyche, I like I like the way it sounds. Music is is is the devil's like, you know, laxative. It's not all It's not all about the devil, Psyche. >> >> It's not all about the devil? Yeah, pretty Yeah, when I mean, it's like pretty much every all rock and roll is about it. I mean, it's like, you know, I thought I thought I thought not all rock music is satanic though, Psyche. I thought some of it's not. No, all of it is. Christian rock Christian rock Even Christian rock is
satanic. Christian rock believes in the has the devil in it, right? So, it's kind of satanic, right? So, you're saying all bands that come on the radio are all satanic? Everyone. We're not children. They're all Yeah, bro, they're all from the Tavistock Institute and so then they're that's from the Rothschilds, and so yes, from Satan himself, yes. They all sold They all sold They all sold
their souls, so yeah. What are you talking about, Rain? They sold their souls for rock and roll. Have you heard of They sold their souls for what? Come from from the people's souls that sell them. Hey, Jonathan sold his soul for all of them, so Wait, I didn't know that. Who's in charge of the talking about it, no. Yeah, you know who's in charge of the record industry? You know who's in charge of it? It's not
What? You know who's in charge of the record industry? Who's in charge of it, Psyche? Who? Ursula, the sea witch. But I was I grew up with that stuff though, Psyche. I can't help it. Well, I'm sorry. You're going to you're going to hell. I don't want I don't want to go to hell, Psyche. Then you're going to have to destroy Ursula, the sea witch. That's just how it goes. Too bad. You're you're going to
hell. Third the third times I don't know before the sun sets on the third time of the third day or something like that. You have to kiss kiss kiss Eric, Mason, or kiss kiss me. I thought it doesn't matter what I listen to, Psyche, as long as it's something I enjoy or something I like. No, I want you to like drum and you can only drum the wheels on the bus, that song.
And and that's the only song I want you to I want you to drum drum drum drum show, okay? What Why just that song though? Cuz that that's the only song that doesn't trigger my my PTSD. Is raging PTSD? So, so so explain to me what PS or whatever you said. PTSD. Basically, it's like it's like PMS, but for men. And so
yeah, and so you know, I'm just I don't I don't I don't know. It's I don't know what it stands for. It stands for like pretty tired and distressed syndrome or something. And uh Post-traumatic. What are you talking about? Okay. Oh, yeah, it means you've been so I mean traumatized and I don't know what I'm saying most of the time. And so Psyche, I never heard of such thing. That's why
I was asking about it. Like P Very rare. It's only happened to me probably PTSD, you said? Yeah, PTSD. It's not PMS. It's like PTSD like uh PT like, you know, like like you name a dog PT. PT Yeah. And then ST, her name is like Estella, like a star. ST, so PTSD.
Yeah. It's a pretty ST, yeah. Pretty name for a woman. Psyche, that's that's all new to me, man. It's something I never heard of. I know. You haven't heard of a woman? Yeah, I mean No, PSD or PTSD. PTSD, yeah. Well, I don't know. Have you heard of the DSM? No. Well, that's why you haven't heard of PTSD because if you read the DSM, you'd
see PTSD in there cuz it's No, but Psyche, Psyche, you heard me play drums before, right? You know what I sound like. Yeah, you sound like Ringo Starr. Mason, it's his birthday. Look, it's actually his birthday now. It's past midnight Midnight. on the West Coast, so it's actually his birthday. You were already talking to me. I was trying to like count down. You
need to play a drum solo for him. Hey Mason, I'm going to play I'm going to play drums for you, okay? Hold on a second. Yeah. Psyche, how does it feel to be old and stinky now? Um I don't I'm not as stinky as I am. I probably smell better than I did yesterday. I really did. I just took a shower. Hold on. Hey Mason. >>
>> Mason is his birthday. It's the bong though. I played the drums. Is that like a solo? Yeah, I'm I'm playing the drums. It's me. That's the bongo.
Did you Did you get all these um sound effects from Vader? Vader was using them in his stream. I think this is we're on StreamYard. Like StreamYard put a a few sound effects on, but Oh. Like this one, hold on. This one? That's another thing that is comes up. Boom, Mason, boom. Oh, nice.
>> >> Wait, why Wait, why are you saying boo? What's wrong? Everybody booed you. I'm trying to scare you. I'm like a ghost. Boo. Cuz you're not playing a solo for him, man. He's doing it for me though, Dana. This is what I'm trying to say. No, no. You're not even you're not in the mood. Throw away your drums. I have the sound effects. No worry.
Hi Liz. No, no, no. Hi Gotham. Hi Liz. Merry Christmas. I mean, happy birthday to me. I was about to tell you that. I told you in chat though, Psyche, but I didn't tell you like in person like Huh? I was going to say like happy birthday like in person, you know, that's why I was going to tell you like I'm here. Yeah. But But you're And you're not sending me You're not in person. You're You're not sending me a a
No, I mean like on on panel. That's what I meant. Are you going to send me a sexy photo for my birthday? I You already saw me on camera, the same thing. Yeah, you're right. I saw I already saw your feet. That's all That's all I needed to see. You saw that too, yeah. Yeah, that's it, my life. That's another thing you saw. Psyche,
it's it's my dad's birthday today, too. Oh my gosh. He turned He turned 60. And it's Alexandra Mayer's birthday, too. Happy birthday, Alexandra Mayer. Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to say her name. My dad turned 60 years old. Happy birthday to your father. Like Happy birthday to 60-year-old Mr. Rain. Thank you. Hey.
Hey. How old are you now, Psyche? You said 45, right? I'm 60 years old, Mason. How do I look? I'm 60. No, you're 45, Psyche. I'm 45. The only thing that is is I'm 60. You're over the hill now. I'm There's I'm like I'm still running up that hill like Kate Bush says, you know.
Kate Bush, that's a funny name. Um Age, I know. It's hilarious. Not Not my Kate Bush, the the Bush part. Oh. I only know that song from Stranger Things. Yeah, um Kate Bush was actually like a really like She's actually a really good singer, but I mean, it's like especially she was kind of a zany. She's different. Yeah, she she's she was a bit
off the wall. I don't know why. It's like this song called Wuthering Heights. It's a great song, but it's like she actually like a little bit It's like she's British and she's like a little bit like Yeah, she's like a little bit like kind of like a Tory almost of the '80s or something. Yeah, or like a Björk. Yeah. Not so much dance music, but like the Björk, just weird. Yeah, she's like weird and but she's good. I like I like I like Yeah, I like her, too. It's like I They sound
popular things. Yeah. Rain, if I can't play the drums for you right now, it's cuz my mom told me she's sleeping. Oh. You dressed up. I got to make I got to let my mom sleep though, Psyche. I can't be loud. Your mom is there? Aren't you paying for Yeah. plays? You're Aren't Aren't you staying there for free? You know, No, no, she stays No, she stays around sometimes, Psyche. Not all time, but
sometimes. You're a hereditary man of the house. You get to do what you want. And Yeah, most of the time, but not like all the time. Except you can't jerk off in the living room, right? What are you talking about, Psyche? be there and I said, "Why do you have the big screen TV in your bedroom and not in the living room?" And you're like, "Because I can't jerk off in the living room." No, I never said that, Psyche. I'm going to walk out. Yeah, you
said you said your mom like, "Well, go to the kitchen and see you." or something. No, not like in the You did say that. like that. Actually, I wasn't being nasty though, Psyche, about that. No, no, I was being nasty. Stop Stop being nasty, Mason. It wasn't me. It was It was Psyche though. a short of it. We all We've all seen it. It was probably me. It was probably me being nasty. Rain, it wasn't me. It was Psyche
that was like that. You said I've seen your feet, okay? I saw them. Okay, okay, Mason. I never said. I'm being real, Rain. I'm not joking. Mason, can you send can you send me your used socks for As long as you're not trolling me. I'm not. When was I ever trolling, Psyche? Tell her what I I've never been that way. I don't know what trolling is. I don't know how it works and I Don't troll me,
Mason, okay? Do not ask me about trolling. I do not know what it is. I plead the fifth. I hear you, Rain, but that's not what I'm doing. Okay. As long as you're not doing that. Mason, what are you But I know I know Rain you want me to fix my hair and shave and stuff like that. I know I know I'm not going trolling her right now, Mason? Are you trolling Rain right
now? Have you ever had a No. Don't troll me. Have you ever had a Brazilian Rain, I never did that. Rain, I never did that. Mason, have you ever had a Okay. Have you ever had a Brazilian wax, Mason? What is that, Psyche? Brazilian wax? It's like everything is is everything, if you know what I mean, is waxed. They wax everything. I never got that done, man, but I had haircuts and stuff like that and you
know, face trim. I had my face trimmed. Do Do you like shave down there or is it all just bushy? So like you went too far. I went too far? Well, I just want to know is it cuz I is it Kate Bush or is it like uh Is it Kate Bush or is it um like uh lawn or razor blade? I don't know.
Oh. I mean I don't really talk about that kind of stuff. Okay. Just say it. Are you shaved or not? No, I'm not. So like I'm not shaved. You're okay. So you you have a bush. All right. You don't wax? No, it's a bush. No, it's like a bush. Like what the dude is saying. Do you ever trim Do you ever trim it like No. Have you ever trimmed it like a
whole trim? No, I never trimmed it though. No. You never did? No. It's just like it's just all it's all like a afro? Yeah, that's what it's like. Yeah. Oh. >> >> It's like an afro in your pants. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. How about you think it is? How's yours look? Is it gray? Not smooth but uh you know,
stubbled. It's stubbled. See he like he he trims it I think Mason with a with the scissors. >> >> You do? No, I don't. You don't but you said it's stubbly. I shave it. You shave He shave It's it's not always smooth. Like I let it grow back a bit. >> his body hair with a razor a blow I
think I with like a electric razor Mason. Well, um so like most of the time I get my hair trimmed in my face trimmed but not really you know down what you're talking about like down there and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Well, have you ever heard of the Man Groomer? You should you can like um buy one of those and just like you know, use it all over your body.
Uh I never thought about that till now. That's actually just a package of psych. You want me to come do it to you? See. >> remember I can't It's like you don't know where I live. Like remember I don't give out my address. Yeah, I I I'm going to I'll be I'm outside right now. You live in Louisiana, right? Yeah, I'm in Louisiana. Yeah. Yeah. I know where you live.
I'll find you. I'm going to see >> in New I stay in New Orleans. Like that's my like city. Perfect. I'll I'll be there. I'll be in Are you Are you going to be at the Mardi Gras? Uh been to Mardi Gras before but not like this uh year yet. Did you saw Did you see boobs? Um No. You never saw boobs? You didn't see boob at Mardi Gras? Well, not like in What do
you mean? Like I don't understand. You don't throw beads? You don't throw beads? Yeah, there's these beads you these cheap beads and then you can see tons of tits. On the floats? You mean when they're passing by on the float? No, no, all over in the crowd and everyone's drunk. You never been there? >> I've seen I've seen it happen yeah but I never really got close up to the you know what you're talking about. If you get real close and like um you know,
switch with the switch switch with the women. Yeah, I never got a chance to do that yet. So. Well, you're going to do it. >> Well, shave your balls and go throw some beads. You don't have to shave your balls but you have to shave your your chest or you'll look you'll look like you know, weird. Do you like to shave your chest? Um I never
It's not too bad. Like it's not like hairy or anything. It's not? No. It's your hair Your chest is hairless? You know JT's covered in hair, right Rain? Yeah. Well, I mean it doesn't grow out though that much though so what I'm trying to say is like He's a wolf He's a wolf man. He's a wolf man. He has to like shave his ass with the
with the chainsaw. Yeah, he never shaves. Or wax. Imagine if he waxed. He'd have to like you know Ever. Rain, why don't you never shave? That doesn't make any sense. Cuz he's a wolf man. It grows back. He just sheds. Like he doesn't have to shave. It grows It grows back uh faster. Do you ever feel like flossing your teeth and uh there's
there's a little thing in there? That's what happens to me when I with a hairy person. It's like stuck in the back of my throat. The hairs? Yeah. >> >> Has that ever happened to you with him? You spit him up like a cat like a hairball? Like hairballs. Like like Yeah, you don't you don't want him popping out of your cake. >>
>> Yeah, he The cake's just going to be covered in hair. Well, you know what? I have a hair fetish inside my like So like you're actually really You're actually really with like Natalie earlier cuz I thought I saw her on here when I was on here earlier. That wasn't Natalie. That was um Maybe it was yesterday. I don't know.
Was Natalie on today? Like I don't Yeah, she she was on today. You were on early today, right? You were on for a bit earlier. Like like you did a you had another birthday stream earlier. So like not just this one. I know. I fooled everyone to think it was my birthday yesterday and then it was actually today. I think it happened in the morning. So like that didn't happen like yesterday. It happened in the morning, man.
Okay. Well, I don't remember. I literally Then that is your remember, right? So tell them. I told them. I said he had he did a stream this morning. An early stream. I had I had it I I just remember my my peace stream not anything else. How can you not remember that psych if it happened, man? I don't know. One time I woke up with
these burns on my arm I have no idea how I got it. So uh things happen. Hopefully it wasn't a succubus or something. But marking her territory. Cuz then Alexander would make total sense. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to shut up. So what's going on everybody? How are we doing?
Fine. Hey, what's what's the chat saying? Hold on. I'm I'm I'm always distracted. Hold on. What's the chat saying? 13 people on 13 listening. Psych What's the five thing that is Freddy? What it do? Is it that the thing that is with lower case I? What it do? Yeah, that is. What's up Gotham? How are you Gotham? Thing that is Samantha Avery. Guys, if
you okay so I I am I have started my my 64 art series. And you can probably like you know, just do one a day or you can just wait till it's over and then like you know, you can watch none of them or you can watch like all of them at once. You know, all 64 because they're just going to be like you know, probably like five to 10 minutes going over the art giving you giving you little exercises. And it is kind of like a more for like
more designed for like um people that are streamers or at least in this community like to like that deal with like some of the stuff we deal with which is like a little bit specialized. And also like you know, but And this is like really like the integrity about it is is very important to me and like just like you know, respecting me >> Hey Psych. Yes. Yes. >> mean to I don't mean to interrupt you
man but look Psych. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Well, I thought they were like tronic. What is that? They are. Oh, they are? Then why don't you you don't even need You don't even need the drumsticks. They're electronic. >> you talking about Psych? Those are drumsticks. I know we don't but you need them cuz it's electronic. Do you need them on the electronic thing or Yeah, they are electronic drums. Yeah, that's
what they are Psych. What do you need drumsticks for? Mason lied to me. Mason lost his voice. Aw, thank you Gotham. Thank you Gotham. Thank you so much. Like did you hear that or no when I played that? You're feeling You're feeling good? Feeling good and Psych, did you hear that? Yeah.
Hey, I thought your mom's asleep. Mason, don't wake up your mom. I don't want her I don't want her to come out and like you know, and Like those are the drums. You can hear the drums. She's going to walk out see thing that is and and she's going to say oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. They're going to have to pay child support for all these years. Oh my god. This was your dad. And then how would you feel about that? If he was
your dad. He He lives in Canada. I live in New Orleans. That's two different like you know, areas. 20 years ago he was like a traveling salesman selling vacuum cleaners in the south. And he like went to this woman's house. And um 20 years ago? 20 years ago? Or 20 30 30 years ago? 37
years ago? How old are you Mason? I'm 36, man. Exactly 36 years ago. And uh yeah, exactly 36 years ago. And he was let's see. He was you know, 35 years old at the time. And uh >> >> Or okay, exactly 25. Okay, maybe 30. I don't know. What is average? Like who cares?
That's that's really that's really my real age Psych. I'm I'm really 36 right now. Are you just you're just making a satanic joke cuz you're you're a satanist. 36 is 36 is 666, right? I get you. No. I get you. >> No, I was born I was born in 1989 Psych. If you do the math that makes 36 like right? That's the age of 36. I can't do math but I take your word for it. It's 36. >>
>> So um yeah, so Mason you're a you're a satanist, right? Even your age is No. Yeah. I like rock music Psych. I can't help it. I know. Well, that's devil's music. The the the devil invented rock. >> listen Mason. The bottom line is when I was 25 36 years ago Yeah. I was traveling through uh Louisiana and uh
I don't know. I I had some fun while I was there. So. Did you go to the Mardi Gras thing that is? I saw some tits. Yeah. Yeah, he found your mom He found your mom there, Mason. You were at Mardi Gras and you you watched this show called Santa Barbara together, okay? And there's there's a It's one named Dr. Mason something on the show and that's how you were born,
okay? He found your mom at Mardi Gras. Yeah. I really didn't know about this, man. Basically, he came on your mom's tits and you you were born. That's how it happened. Whatever you do, don't tell your mom because I don't want to pay like 37 years of back uh you know, child support. What do you mean you don't want to pay for that, thing that is? What do you You want a
DNA test me, um thing that is? Or no? You want a DNA test to to prove it is or not? You'll have to catch me first. Yeah. Mason, can we um can we shave your body and now do a hair test? Um please? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be over there to shave you today, okay? You got to do that for me, Psyke? >> Yeah. I'm going to shave your body for you okay? >> you can see the drums, right? It's like in the background. Yeah. You can play
the drums while I do it. I'm just I'm just going to be waxing you. Right in your butt crack. You just like that, Mason? What I like what, Psyke? Like what? Never mind. Oh, 33 for >> I know what you told me said, Psyke. I I heard you. Yeah. I said your butt.
I have to I have to get a I have to get like my hair fixed and stuff like Psyke in my face, you know, like shaved or trimmed or something. But but it looks like you you you shave it with a weed whacker. I mean, what's going on there? What do you mean by that? It's like all like, you know, like a caveman kind of like like different lengths, all brown and like sticking out and jutting out everywhere. It's huge. I
have to get it fixed. Like that's what I'm trying to to explain to you. I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying it's a big mess. Have you heard of a barber? You know, it's a hair That's what I I told my mom about doing that, too, Psyke. About getting my face like fixed. I mean, my hair trimmed and my face, you know, fixed. I mean, like trimmed. You well, you can do it yourself being as like not too hard to like take, you know, electric razor. What did your mom think? What did your mom say? Oh, she says it's probably better I don't know. She doesn't complain about
it, but I just thought, you know, it'd be better to get it fixed. Mason, you're Amish, right? Are you you're an Amish person? No, I'm Italian, man. Okay, that well, then your beard makes no sense. >> >> If you're Amish, it would. That the Amish wear it like that. Yeah, but I don't know why. Yeah. It's like I don't understand, man. Wait, what? Okay, never never mind. Never mind. I'm just being stupid. I'm
stupid. >> All he needs is an Amish hat now. You you're Mason, do you want to ride in a horse and buggy? Yeah. You want to say you want to get around and do you want to like watch TV on like a on like a piece of glass? Uh it's up to you, Psyke, if you want to. Okay. You can still play drums if you're Amish. They just can't be electric drums.
>> Mason, you can play the butt bongos. Like you can like you can like I'm going on a table and go The the possibilities are endless. You can take I've never done that. No, Psyke. I've never done that. You go ding ding ding ding You can get a triangle. Yeah. It's like a drum. It's kind of like like a like a little
um metal drum. And then um The triangle is the is the most coveted uh instrument. Like it's the one that, you know, all the bands want to make sure they have the best I don't know. What is that what is that a cow? The cowbell, right? The one that sounds like a cowbell. The cowbell. No, no. It's not a cowbell, Mason. That's for that's for
you know, farmers. No, no. We're talking about the triangle, which is like No, they have No, they really have cowbells on Like hey, COME AND GET IT. IT'S DINNER TIME. IT'S IT'S A COWBELL. WHAT what Psyke, I'm saying they really have cowbells like on, you know, drums, too. Like on the same instrument. No, they don't. They don't more cowbell, yeah. And they go And that's why they call
There's no such thing as a cowbell. everything Never was. Hey, you know, in India they >> Look it up. Thing that is, look it up. It's on like they have it on drum sets and stuff. No. How many cows in India that the cows >> No. >> Stop trolling me, Mason. have taken I'm not. Mason Mason is trolling everybody. Stop trolling. I I Everyone >> Stop trolling us, Mason. Stop it. Everyone
Mason. Psyke, I'm not trolling anybody. I'm being real. You're trolling all of us. You're telling me some about cowbells on drums. Give me a break, man. You're you're making low cow jokes. Like you're you're really savvier about the panel versus than I am. Like what's going on here? Psyke, you got to look it up. Go to Google and you'll see. I know, but I I mean I believe I I
believe in the cowbell, but I how do you know about it? I know, but I I told you Mason. Is that Mason, do you play drums? Yeah, I said I play drums. Yeah. That's cool. Do you believe everything >> any drums? Huh? Do you have any drums? >> Yeah, I just showed them to you earlier, >> man.
You did? Yeah. Mason, can you get a tattoo that has um um C O P on it for Cult of Psyke and then get it on your chest with the the animal space? Psyke Psyke, can you explain to me I mean, I hear you, but I'm saying can you explain this to me real quick? What does it mean to troll somebody cuz I don't think that's what I'm doing though, right?
It's when you like are you just joke around with them. Uh Play games with them, you know, like Yeah. Well well, Psyke, I think that cowbells really exist though. It's not something I made up. Well, you may think they do. That doesn't mean they do. You're talking about the movie Kill Bill? Oh, he's a I've never heard I've never
heard of it. Cowbells are only in movies, man. Those are only in movies. Cowbells don't exist in real life. No, they of course they do. They If they existed every every, you know, cow farm, but it's like we don't we live in the real world, right? I do live in the real world Psyke. Well, you live in the swamps, right? In Louisiana. Like I guess you could say that.
Do you have to go on do do you go on like um um like a little canoe to get to your front door and like there's a there's banjo players? >> >> Yeah, I mean, that's something that could be possible, Psyke. I thought so. I thought so. I mean Mason, you got to get Psyke Psyke, are you going to are you going to drink today? Yes.
>> For your birthday? 12:24, I'll start drinking at 12:30. I will as soon as I get up. I I just think I'm just like been like just uh I'm drinking actually coffee right now. I got these affogato coffee. It's not avocado, but affoga- affogato. >> Is that from Coffee Bean? Yes, it is. From Coffee Bean, yes. Oh, I love Coffee Bean. I miss it so much. It's yeah. And
then we got Mason trolling us. I mean, jeez. You're going to have to start drinking soon. Mason taught me how to troll. He did. But I then that's why I don't know how to do it very well. Cuz I'm just kidding. He's a master. Okay, hold on. Thing that is is actually the the he's a warlock. You're a warlock. You know, that's that's that's that thing is No, Psyke. I like to Psyke, I like to joke around, man, but like I don't mean it like
Yeah. Psyke, I don't mean it like that. Are you Are you a wizard, too, Mason? Well, I'm trying to say I like to joke around, but I don't mean it like in a bad way. Are you a wizard, too? Like thing that thing that is, you know, how thing that is is like a master like grand wizard of the you know, I don't know. You better say no, Mason. You better say no. Mason, what's good for you? Tell me the truth.
Wait Wait, what was the question? Wait, what was the question again, thing that is? Are you in Is thing that is have a competing cult of mine that you're in and you had you do sex magic? No. Sex magic? Yeah. There thing that is, I answered, man. Yeah, good. I think he's Indian. Okay, whatever he says, just I believe the opposite. >> >> Yeah. Cuz Mason is just a liar. I'm just
kidding. No, no. He tells the truth. >> He's just covering his ass. Mason. But when you go to Disneyland then why are you in a wheelchair in Disneyland? I told you I You just You saw that I was walking, Psyke. So, what are you talking about? Okay, but why in Disneyland you're in the wheelchair? I don't know what you're talking about now. To get to the front of the lines, right?
Well, I guess if you're talking about a joke, I mean Yeah. Exactly. You think it's funny to pretend you're handicapped? Uh I don't I don't like to make fun of it because that's making fun of people that really are handicapped though. That's what I'm saying. I'm not making fun of them. I'm just asking what Like I thought you were in a wheelchair. So, why would you use a wheelchair to
get to the front of the line, Mason? I never did. I mean, what are you talking about? You got to do that next You can you just you can just say that you can't walk and then um then you go to the front of the line. No, there's people that No, there's people that came up with that but it was never a real thing.
Oh. It wasn't? I That's what I do every time I go to Disneyland. I pretend I have I have I have a cerebral palsy. Well, that's for joking, Psyke. I'm saying that's a different story. Oh. Well, it's not very funny joke. I mean Yeah, don't joke with the handicapped, man. It's Mason, they're precious. They're very precious. They're sensitive. You ever seen You ever see
how cute the Down syndrome people are when they're like, you know, talking and like laughing? I've seen it happen. Yeah, but I don't I don't like I don't go on I mean I mean, I don't talk about cuz I don't want to, you know, say anything wrong. Oh, it's okay. I I say enough I say everything wrong for everybody, so. You can just like say Look at Psyke.
Look at Psyke. Something worse. And then yeah, everything's united. Right. I'm just kidding. Well, it's still Psyke. Well, it's still Psyke. So, where is Rain? Is she still with you or is she still going to still be here? Did Rain leave? I'm here. Why? What do you want? Because you But Psyke, you weren't Do you like Rain? I'm saying she went on mute, man. So,
that's what I'm trying to say. I'm here. He wants to talk to you, Rain. He's He's sick of me. What? >> No, I'm not sick of you. What happened, Mason? What happened? No, nothing happened. I'm just saying it's like it's not true that I want I got sick of you. Okay. Well, good. Are you just using me to meet women? >> Well, she's going to leave, man. You keep trolling her. Of course, she's
going to leave. >> Yeah, stop trolling me, Mason. It's okay. What am I What am I doing, Psyche, that's trolling? You know how I like you You know how like in Harry Potter, there's like these trolls and they go And that's what you're doing. I'm just kidding. Um Mason, you're Mason, you're blowing your shot
like you know Rain is like this close to leaving JT for you. Because he's too hairy. Yeah. Remember she said he's disgusting cuz he was shedding in his arcade. >> No, I I I'm going to stick with JT. You want to stick with JT, then it is that's your answer. I'm not the one asking, man. I'm not the
>> the right amount of hair for me. I want one asking. Then you can have Vance. How about that? Is that a fair trade? What's a fair trade, Psyche? Wait, what? I'm I'm doing business with uh with Rain right now. Shush. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't want JT. You can You can keep him. JT, I'm just kidding. I know you're not
gay. I wish he was, but he's not. >> >> You going to smoke outside, then it is now? Yes. I left my lighters. You don't smoke, Mason? No, I never did, but my mom does. Mason, I didn't
I remember I didn't I remember you hearing you sing happy birthday to me, Mason. I said happy birthday, too, like in the chat and You got to sing it. You have to sing it. Or play on the drums. Is there Do you Do you know the birthday song on the drums? Yeah, but remember I can't play it though cuz you said my mom is sleeping. Oh. Can you sing it? I don't know how to sing it like Like
Happy birthday to you. this. Happy Happy birthday to you. No, you got to sing it like seductive. Yeah, like you know like Sing sincerely. >> Mr. President. Did you Did you ever see that? Marilyn Monroe. Can you do it like that? Yeah. Happy birthday to No, no, no, no,
no, terrible, terrible. Okay, how about this one? It's a very merry unbirthday to you. It's your unbirthday because it's not your birthday today. But it's not my unbirthday. It's only the >> Well, I'm trying to wish it to you, Psyche. That's why I was saying Well, you're not doing a good job, Mason. Try harder. Well, I never was known for a singer, Psyche. I was known for a drummer.
But your brother Your brother sings. >> Just tell him happy birthday already. Stop trolling him. I did say happy birthday, Psyche. I said happy birthday to you. You're You're making fun of me, Mason? No. You're sure? I'm not making fun of you, Psyche. No. Okay. >> >> Are you sure? I'm sure.
>> man. You've changed since New Year's, man. You've changed, Mason. I'm Yeah, everybody changes eventually, then it is not everybody stays the same. Oh, Psyche, I think Summer's in the backstage. >> Oh, sorry sorry sorry sorry Summer I'm going to figure it Uh my my friend Summer is here. Hold on a second. Where is my
freaking StreamYard link? Here we go. Okay. Yay. I sense Mason is leaving us shortly. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Psyche. Big titties from me to you. >> titties like you did say happy birthday to you like how I said it. I told you
happy birthday to you. Do I get a birthday um calendar? But you didn't sing it like she did. Yes, I did it. I told you I'm not going to >> January in the calendar in the calendar. >> And she's showing her boobies, her cleavage. Anyways, what did you show? Your drums? What the >> my drums, exactly. You can hang out in January with me, Psyche. Cuz that's where all the leaders are born, baby.
Yes. January is awesome and Hey, my Summer. Hey, how are you, sweetie? Good. Hey, Summer. Hey, beautiful. Well, we celebrate you. >> Good to see you. We celebrate Psyche today and then on the 20th is mine. So, let's get ready to party all month,
Oh, nice. Celebrating. That's right. Any other January birthdays in in the chat? Anybody Hey, Mason, by the way, I didn't forget about you. Yeah, I said I said what's up to you. Yeah, Mason's wearing your shirt today. He's wearing a black shirt. I see him. He changed his shirt for your bro's birthday. Well, look at that. He's got his new shirt. He's He's pimping. He's
doing a lot better than I am right now. My my bike's still like you know the chain broken on it. Hey, I but my bike's almost fixed though. It is I got the I got the lock off of it, so I'm making progress. I just I need to buy a $20 part and then my friend can like fix it, I think. And then I'll be on my bike again, so. There you go. Well, maybe for your birthday sometime today, you'll end up getting 20 bucks and
you'll be able to get your uh get your bike fixed. But look, I just wanted to come over real quick and sing you happy birthday. I'm playing um video games, so I got to jump back over, but I'll be back. Is it Grand Theft Auto? Yeah, I'm playing Grand Theft Auto right now. Okay. You can go over there You can go over there, too, Mason, if you want to. >> I mean, I'll I'll try to stay on your And everyone go show though. No, we're hanging out with We're hanging out with Psyche today.
It's his day, so everybody with Psyche. He's a great guy. He gives Hold on, Mason. It's not about you. Just hold on a second. Pipe down. So, I'm not saying that's exactly what I'm >> Shush Shush Shush Shush Shush Shush. It's all about Psyche today. Everybody should stay here and support him all day. I will definitely be back and hang out with you today and I will be shouting you out and obviously on all my pages, so happy
birthday to you, Psyche. Mason, thank you. I will see you guys in a little bit. Back to playing Grand Theft Auto with Rain. I need to see Summer. Hello, Happy birthday, Aw. That was a lovely My dad My dad actually used to call and he would like sing the birthday song. >> was nice. That was really nice. He would sing the birthday song and I'd be like,
oh, it was kind of embarrassing, but then it's like I now I really miss Hey yeah. Yeah, um then I mean Psyche, yeah, happy birthday man. Aw, thank you, Mason. I don't know Rain dropped off. I don't know what happened there, but um >> notice that. Psyche, I just see that Thanks for being here. now, but I didn't notice. I was looking away. Oh, here she is. Hold on a second.
Yeah. >> Sorry, I I like that. No problema. Yeah, so I don't know. It's going to be interesting. So, I get my free There's a place I get restaurant that that's free steak and lobster. You show your ID on your birthday. You have to show your ID to the waiter? Yeah, it's a really They had it last year. So, I was like I was like, is that place still around? And
they're like, yeah. So, I'm going to go there again and uh have that cuz that's like the best Who >> You're going to have steak and lobster? Who Who Who Who Yeah. They They do a steak They do a free steak and lobster. It's like I think it's like regularly $45 or something like dollars on the menu or something like that. And then they just give it for free. And so, it's at that restaurant to celebrate the birthday.
It's like It's like It's like not really advertised and so, it's like uh you know, my sister was a waitress and so, she she knew all the tricks and everything about all the restaurants and so, but yeah. >> I had I had steak for my birthday. We went to Texas Roadhouse. Mm, that sounds good. It is really good. Uh today I had a For dinner, I had a
blueberry scone. And I had McDonald's today, I think. Yeah, I had McDonald's, a little bit of McDonald's. Did I? No, I had um Oh, this morning I had a bagel. I had that Oh, it was so good. The like the French toast bagel. Did you go to Did you go to McDonald's today, Psyche or no? Um I'm trying to think. No, I didn't. Not today. Oh, Psyche, you have to get
your free drink from Starbucks on your birthday. I got her, yeah. I will. >> >> I get Yeah, it's cuz I hardly I haven't been to a Starbucks in a long time, but yeah. It's right across the street from the McDonald's and yeah, I have my app and then yeah, on your birthday >> huh, Psyche? McDonald's and Starbucks. Yeah. Starbucks gives you a free drink on your birthday.
Yeah. And my McDonald's, if you use the app, you can get a coffee for a dollar and you can get a you know, $2 off of a Frappuccino or whatever. And then a dollar $1.60 for fries, a large fries. But it's like or 15 minutes apart. I said it's like a big old thing. I'm really good at apps. It's like the app part of it, so.
You don't eat crab and rooster. Gotham, they don't call it rooster here, they call it chicken. And they call it yeah, and crab Yeah, everyone eats They call crab the the cockroach of the sea. Oh, that's lobster, actually. Psyche, thank you for Oh, I love you, Jamie. How are you, Jamie? Hope you're doing good. I know people misunderstand Jamie, I think a lot. But I think it's mainly because of me because it's like um you know, people
don't like me and so, then they're like they pick on Jamie. It's like I I hope that you know, guys don't have to go through problems just be being my friend or being nice to me because I mean, there's such really like jerky people that are just will harass people and it's not like easy to be my friend always and so, I appreciate >> Hey Hey, 3,000 people today, by the way. 3,000 subscribers. I passed that.
Congratulations. Wow. Oh, we hit three subs already? Awesome. I was in subscribers, yes. I was at 27 for like months and then I just like started doing new stuff and um I started getting bringing new people in so. I'm uh Some Some of them I'm seeing here. Some
of them I Some of them Some of them I go out and like network and you know, on TikTok I was on TikTok for like 45 minutes and I had like over 5,000 likes. Like and it's like and there was hardly anybody in the room. It was just like you know, there's like I think there was like one or two late ladies that were like giving me like 5,000 likes. That's I think they literally tapped their their screens like 2,500 times. That is like how like enthusiastic they were like you know, even though there was
hardly anybody in the room that they were there the whole time, you know. It was like a TikTok. It's hard to like keep people's attention on TikTok unless they really like you. So, it's like I have like you know, I don't know. I just like then I think just like here I'm just like so like oh just like it's such a joke. I think it's just a joke. People either don't take me seriously or they think I'm like oh like you know, that
BayClips person was like oh like they shared my post. I did a post like where I did basically say that I yeah, I'm not a trafficker or whatever. Like oh look at this all you do is do this AI slop. This you're you're just like this is just And I was like I was like you. And so I just like you know, try to like remove them from you seeing my page. It's like I like I I don't want and I yeah, I reported
for harassment them too because that is like bullying. It's like if you have a point about AI just why did why did you like make me an example of like what's what's wrong with the world? I mean it's like I'm really not. It's like Yeah, if you don't like it, you don't have to listen to it. I mean jeez. It's It's like and then like RG is like so like wanting to like tell oh the only reason you know, you like you were thought Alexander told you you were good at AI
so you think you're talented or something like that. It's like You don't know what you're talking about RG. This is like I mean you're so wrong that it's like it's just like so uh it's just disgusting. But anyway, I so I don't I don't really care. I really I don't care. But yeah, it's just like people are like uh you know, this is intentionally especially this intentionally troll community. It's like I just have to
expect like you know, it's like if I'm not being told that they're wondering what's going on, right? It's like like there must be there must be something up or else I'm going to seem nice or something. You know, it's like that's what I like it's suspicious all right. Whenever it's trolling I'm like oh things are just normal. >> >> It's like you we started with two. I've been Yeah, as I know Yeah, Jamie was here almost like or not almost. She was here for the first episode of the show,
I think. Um I'm also I'm creating this wiki this kind of like Wikipedia type site. It's like the best It's called psych It's called psyche verse. The psycheverse plus I'm doing the I or the you know, IP2 inspired uh streamer directory like live streamer directory. I'm going to put people in the community on it and stuff like that.
And so maybe it will just help help advertise a bunch of people and get get people's names out there and people can watch you know, when whoever's live in the community because a lot of people like watch stuff in the community, you know. I'm like kind of >> psych psych back and forth. >> Okay. I'm in this community but I'm not like in it. I'm like I'm kind of like um So like you still want me here, right?
Yeah, I want you right here next to me, Mason. Hold on a second. I mean you want me to still stay on here or did you want me to just come back? I've never want you to Mason, never let me go. Never let you go, say? Never. Huh. I want to hold you in my arms forever.
You know that song? I never want to let you go. I'm going to hold you in my arms >> Like you want me to be What do you like as long as you can? Okay. Hold me, Mason. Hold me. Okay, hold on a second. Okay, I want to show you this video I made. Let me see. You want to see this video I made? So like hold you forever, would you say?
Yes. Hold me in your arms forever. Never let me go. Na na na na na na na na na na na na So like remember remember when I tried to talk to you like I think it was like the other day or something like maybe like 4 days ago or something you said on the riverside we kept breaking up, remember what? Yeah. I thought you were breaking up with me. I thought there was something wrong or it's no, it's the timing of it like it wouldn't stay with the what we're saying
and stuff. It would go out of sync and stuff. Yeah, we were at very We were It was like I'm so hard to communicate. But you know what? We're back. So here's like here I think this is the song. Hold on. Yeah. Oh yeah.
What is that? >> I don't know. What is that? I don't know. Why is that in my I'm sorry. I don't know what that is. >> what I I never saw anything like that yet. I don't Neither have I. Um let me see. Yeah. Do I have to I I don't know where anything is. I'm just
>> What is that? like over Uh that was just me dancing. Picture me >> No, it was a dog. Like it was looking dancing. like a dog to me. A dog? All right. I don't believe it. Um Let's see. What is this video?
Energy cannot be created or destroyed. Uh I don't know what that is. Okay, that's weird. Okay, hold on. Um Let me see. I just don't know. I mean Oh yeah, I probably put stuff in Wait. Oh yeah, I probably put it on the desktop and then
I put it in this new folder. Aha. Okay. Now I'm getting somewhere. Thing that is, did you come back from smoking? Yes. Okay. It's and date. Okay, now I got it. Okay. Um
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You know that song? There's a song like that. Always on time. I think I heard of it. Yeah. Always on time. What What song is that, guys? Does anybody know? Always on time? Oh, it's like it's like it's like a Nelly and Kelly Rowland or something. Okay, hold on a second. >> heard I heard of it, I think. I don't know.
>> You've heard of it? You've heard of it? Okay. Well, Yeah, heard of it but you got to look it up, psych. I don't know. Okay. You want to You want to see a video I made? Let me see. I'll show you. >> Yeah. Oh, you do? Okay, hold on a second. Yeah. You'll love it. You'll love it. Okay. Let me see if I can bring it up. Oh, who's that? Okay.
Video. Okay. You ready? Here you go, guys. See if you like this. Oh, I know that person. >> Yeah. Okay. Okay, got got it. Okay, share. What is it supposed to be, psych? Is it supposed to be you or or what? Yeah, it's supposed to be me.
Okay. Yeah. Okay, let's see. You see it? Yeah. Oh, hold on. I need to turn the sound on. Hold on. Where's the sound? Oh there.
Okay. I'll restart it. Is there sound? Why isn't the sound playing? This is so annoying. >> it. I can't I can't hear it. You can't hear it because the sound's not on. Why isn't it working? It's like I see it but I don't hear it.
Okay. Well, it didn't work out too well. Well, maybe I'll try again. Let me see. See if you like my channel. Okay, here Thing that is, you saw it? you go. Did I what? Did you see it? I saw it, yeah. Oh, yeah. I fixed it. Fixed it. >> You saw thing that is? You saw what he said? I fixed it. I fixed it. I guess, yeah. I
saw it. Yes, we all saw it. Okay, one second. I care I screwed up. Share. There we go.
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>> What do you think? Hello? I I like how colorful it is. Yeah, that was a trippy video. Thank you. My friend was like, "Oh my god, that would look so good on DMT." And she was like, "Well, I was kind of on DMT when I made it." That was kind of funny. Yeah, um but yeah. Thank you. Aw. Hi Amanda, how are you? Hi everybody. Happy birthday. What's up, Dana? I hope you're feeling better. Kim and Liz, hope
everyone's doing good out there. Hope you like the song, too. I mean, it's just like, you know, I do like I mean, some some of the videos I put more work in some more work into than others, but it's like with that kind of video right there, it's like I I generate uh like all the images, come up with the images. I seriously so much I do. I do like, you know, like a lot of parts to it, even though it's like I'm helped a lot by the
technology. But it's like I I I still like I I do a lot like I'm all the all the songwriting, all the marketing promotion. You're probably giving AI like a really good workout. Oh, I'm trying to. I'm going to push it to its limits, you know, it's like I I really will, but um you know, um I think it I think that it's still like
an undiscovered or like not not undiscovered. I mean, everyone's using it. I think it's a an underappreciated art form or like a technology for that. I think people are still sorting out. >> >> It's still new. It is still brand new. It's a very new and it's actually work it's moving so fast that it's like it's it's like it's like already different than what it was. I mean, it's just it's just like so
ch- ch- changing everything, right? It's like changing everything so fast. So, we'll see what happens. Um HPV is that's a HPV is like HPV vaccine. Hold on. That's HPV I'm thinking of. That See, like all these all these initials confuse. Um Yeah. Anyway, um it is my birthday, January 7th.
January 7th, I was I'll I'll read I'll read you my birthday horoscope. I mean, not my horoscope, but this is like my birthday, the January 7th. >> Yeah, read your own birthday horoscope. Yeah. Uh it's Okay, yeah. You You can see if see if you like uh see if you think it it fits me. Okay. So, it's called
January 7th is called the um Well, I know it's called It's called the Day of Unusual Interest, but I need to find the exact the exact article. Okay. And so, you know, that did say, you know, somebody else we else we know who has the same birthday, but I'm not going to say her name. But uh um yeah, you can find some of this online
under the Secret Language face. Um And there's also that big book that um has the has every birthday in it. Okay, so uh and here Okay, so January 7th Is this going to be a short version? Yep. I have to find that article. Okay, January 7th. Okay.
This is from a Tumblr blog blog actually says, "January The Day of Unusual Interest. January 7th people often show a decided interest in highly unusual subjects. Perhaps this is because they are rather unusual characters themselves. More than most people, those born on this day have an idiosyncratic approach to many aspects of daily life. Whether it's through a sense of irony, a
piercing insight into human character, or just a capacity to observe life around them without fixed preconceptions, January 7th people see much that escapes others. January 7th people are not likely to be overly surprised by the foibles and peculiarities of those they meet, nor by the uniqueness of experience or natural
phenomena. Not that they are jaded because they usually uh continue to appreciate and learn from what life has to offer. People are concerned, they realize that even the most seemingly ordinary folks share in the richness and variety of the wonder of life or the fantasies and strange dreams of the unconscious. Indeed, those born on this day often
understand how such matters impact on human behavior and habits. In regard to natural phenomena, January 7th people tend to see the interconnectedness of things and therefore more easily accept the coincidences, accidents, and unexplainable occurrences they encounter. Those born on this day are often rather nervous types, highly sensitive to their environment. They can pick up on the
energy around them very quickly and in particularly feel negativity keenly. Indeed, January 7th people may be a bit too receptive. It is therefore important that those born on this day insulate themselves from volatile extreme or disturbing elements around them. In this regard, they tend to do better when their work life is steady and their love life is
stable. Because January 7th people often see the unusual in the ordinary, they may not feel that the bizarre abnormal is a collection of isolated or strange entities, but in fact an integral part of nature and man of the flip side of the so-called normal world. At least for practical reasons, however, those born on this day should remain attuned to the conventions of society and the general Though every person has a part of the
wonder of life, not everyone has such a unique appreciation of it, nor does everyone wish to live intensely. For this reason, those born on January 7th should try to reserve their more imaginative unique side for those who truly appreciate it and should actively seek out friends and associates who share their interest and heightened curiosity. So, there we go. Um I don't know if you
feel that pretty much it gets Oh, here's a rain. That fits me or or not. But how do you feel? What do you feel? I I've always felt that that fit me cuz it's like I've always had the unusual interest thing. I've always been like sensitive to the negative energy. I've always been like just really into the the strange, unusual uh and like in all of life and uh and
so, that that that part very much fits me. Yeah, I I I I feel like it does describe you to a T. Oh, thank you. Well, if anyone else wants me to read their birthday, I'll I'll be happy to. Thank you, Electra. Yeah, 45 years old. I'm like, you know, I'm getting an old man now and you know, basically all I all I got for my birthday so far is a bunch of concrete, but you know, I'll make some
statues out of it some like little lawn lawn ornaments and I'll I'll I'll make him I'll make him a bunch of money from that. Yeah. a bunch money from that. Yeah, so bird baths make those bird baths. I'm going to build pyramids. I'm I'm just going to build like There you go. Yeah, let's build pyramids. Um
that's I'll start something new. Um yeah, so the goat is here. Hey guys. Um I'm having this most of this coffee. This is really good. My my treat actually was a treat and then it's like I got like 50% off my order price signing up for the Grubhub Plus. And so I got the order for like way way way cheaper. Like I think I got like $15 off of it. So I was able to get like a
normal price coffee that it was like it's like I think it was like as much as McDonald's would have been for a couple coffees and like a scone, you know. Scone, are you British now? Well, they have a limited amount of things in their um on their menu, you know, but um I mean like the for the for food, you know,
they have like a you can have you can have a bagel. You can have a a coffee cake. You can have a like a cheese kind of thing. Or you Oh, it's a good Mason. Thank you for being on the panel though. Mason, you know I love you, you know. And always always uh you know I I love always got you. He's going to shave. He needs to shave his nether regions. You're going to
shave your body now and send me a photo of it? Okay. >> >> I'll do Promise, right? You promise? No, I'm just kidding. I don't I don't want to please don't send that to me. Please don't. I'll have to block your phone number. I'm just kidding. You don't have my phone number.
So I bought an obsidian necklace um when we were in Mexico um the past couple weeks. Yeah. I love obsidian. I was just I think I might have like a I I do I did I generate like a lot of images with like obsidian like as part of my like aesthetic for my brand. Like
I love that like it's just like you know neon Psyche, what does the obsidian like a stone signify? Well, it gets gets rid of a lot of negativity, right? And so it and it's like it like it it like will draw out negativity of places and stuff like that. And Sometimes there's like a puns in the name and stuff like that, but I I mean I can actually like but obsidian is
interesting like um That is interesting. It get It gets rid of negative energy. Interesting. Yeah, it's it's a um let me see. I need to get a spiritual spiritual explanation uh cuz yeah, cuz it is like you know it's black like the black the black stones usually will are are are good at that. So it says it's revered in
spiritual practice for its protective properties, emotional healing capabilities, and ability to ground energy, right? Cuz it's like black and black is like represents like the earth. So often referred to as psychic shield, it's to absorb negative energies and uh project against psychic attacks creating a safe space for introspection and healing.
And so then it's against like stress, disturbances if there's like you know heavy things it will like draw out like all this negativity, right? And then it says so if we're good for grounding, um releasing past traumas and emotional blockages and uh and it says uh the the reflective in surface of it is thought to mirror one's inner self. Yeah, because people do scrying on it's called like black mirror
like you know like and so like Lilith is kind of like a black the black mirror um it's like it's kind of a scrying of the dark side kind of thing. Um but it is uh that's like that's like shadow work, right? And uh yeah, obsidian is a it's a beautiful stone. I have a I have some great stones. I just have them put away, but yeah. >> That's awesome. Like yeah, I wanted to Um
know if there was any like spiritual connotations to it. >> I mean it's a it's a volcanic rock, right? I think it's a it's a let me see. It says it's an earth stone, right? I said it was earth, right? But it's like cuz earth is black. I agree with that in alchemy and stuff like that or like in like in in the magic it's like known as like the black it's usually a black square.
You know, That that's like what represents earth, right? And So and then the triangles get into like the five you know Well, there's like you know also the alchemy symbols are just like the triangles and then the triangles with little like lines through them. Like one's upside down, one's the right side
up. But you can just hold obsidian and you say, "I consciously tap into the divine wisdom and knowledge and embrace my intuition and inner knowing." Right? Very nice. >> Awesome. And uh yeah, I would like to say I mean sometimes it's like that's all it takes is like a stone like sometimes stones can be really powerful on on some things like with the with the
energy like yeah yeah, you can be you can be strategic about them. Hi super picky. Hi, how are you everybody? Thank you for everyone stopping in. I'm sorry if I missed anybody in chat. Like thank you for stopping by and saying happy birthday to me. Yeah, hopefully we can like you know, all get along again like uh I've had so many like terrible um falling out with people this year and
it's like I really appreciate I know like a lot of you people a lot of you guys have been here since the beginning of this show and it's like wow, you're still hanging in there with me. You still think I'm interesting at least on some level. That's pretty cool. You know, it's like uh But uh you know, I'm probably going to be doing like less like live streaming and more of like um working on music. >> Yeah. We'll keep it separate, yeah. What
do you think about >> My my my obsidian necklace it's like in the shape of like a like a knife. Mhm. Yeah, well they used to There's something called um uh there's like a Mayan goddess called obsidian she's called obsidian um blade or something like that. Or Let me see. Like she's called like the obsidian knife goddess or the butterfly knife goddess and she has a
obsidian knife. Let me see. Mayan goddess or Aztec? It says um yeah, she's called um let's see. Um goddess, right? It's a goddess. Yeah. Uh so her name is obsidian knife Mayan
Aztec. Okay, her name is Tec Tecpatl. And uh it says in Aztec culture Tecpatl was a flint or obsidian knife with a land uh lanceolate figure and double-edged blade with elongated ends. Both ends could be rounded or pointed, but other designs were made with blade attached to a handle. It can be
represented with a top half red representing the sense of the color of blood in representations of human sacrifice and the rest white indicating the color of the flint blade. It was the sign of the 18th day the 20th day of the month of the Aztec calendar the beginning of one of the 20 triconas or tonalpohualli. tonalpohuallia
The Tecpatl knife was traditionally used for human sacrifice by the Aztecs, but also was a short-range weapon of the jaguar warriors. Although they might have only limited use on the battlefield, the sharp edges would have made it effective side arm. Okay, that's an unusual thing to say. Like why would they just why would they ninja stars or something? What the hell?
It says mythical origin of Tecpatl. Tecpatl is one of the most complex iconographic symbols of Aztec mythology. So basically it I think it looks like a guy though. It says uh it says the knife usually expresses multiple meanings that carry a complex view of the world um which are closely associated with the notions of origin and human sacrifice. I
mean why is it so much about human sacrifice? Rain, are you you're not going to do any human sacrifice with that knife, are you? No, but I know that you know the Aztecs you know believed in human sacrifice. Yeah, but they would use the >> that it brought them you know a lot of bounty. The obsidian blade they would do, right? But yeah, well they would they would
make a sacrifice to the sun sun god I believe, right? Yeah. Yeah, and then they think it would appease them and then there would be good crops or whatever. But I know it's always kind of dubious with the witchcraft and the the crops. They used to blame women for like you know ruining all the crops and something like that, right? Um You want to see it? Like it's like I
have it right here. There it is. Let me have a look. Oh wait, hold on. Is it like a vesica piscis shape? It's like um It's a blade like a tooth almost. Yeah, like a little blade. So I'm looking at the pictures in this Wikipedia article and it's like kind of like
similar because there's like a little there's like a Oh my god, I mean it's Ew. This one's kind of scary. Here, I'll show you this one. That's scary. This is one of the pictures of the obsidian knives. I guess it's obsidian or just maybe it's one of Oops, oops. Sorry. Maybe it's just one of the one of the knives. I don't know if it's made of obsidian cuz it it looks like it's white, but here Oh yeah, just share the screen. Okay.
Share the screen. I hope that I don't accidentally poke myself. I mean I don't think it's that sharp, but yeah. Like that? Kind of like that, yeah. Yeah, it's made of flint, but look. See there it has like the teeth or has like a it's like looks like almost like a Well, >> doesn't have a design on it. >> Yeah, it it looks like an arrowhead. It
looks like the tip of an arrow is. Yeah, did you see it, Psyche? Does it look like just the tip thing it is? I did see it. It looks like a vesica kind of looks like an eye like a vesica piscis a little bit. But looks pretty cool. I like I wonder why they shape them like that. Well, it's it's it's it's things, but uh uh but John no, John Dee had a this mirror, like you know, he was like Queen Queen
Elizabeth's astrologer and he got it from like South America. It was made of obsidian and they and he they would scry off of it. Okay, so this is called the obsidian mirror by John Dee and I'll show you what that looks like. Okay. Oh, yeah, this is kind of interesting. Okay, I understand. Okay. Um here look at this Um obsidian mirror by John Dee. He was like
kind of like the Merlin of the Queen Elizabeth and so there's this obsidian mirror, right? And it says um obsidian mirror is an esoteric obsidian artifact. It It lives in the British Museum in London. And it said the mirror was used by John Dee to contact angels. For 10 years, he and his scryer Edward Kelley received messages through the mirror. Dee believed the messages were angels.
Kelley thought that they were demons and begged to end the rituals. Dee was a 15th-century scientist who after a career furthering academic thought and advising Queen Elizabeth the First turned to the heavens in search of older wisdom. With the assistance of the scryer and con man Edward Kelley, Dee created a holy table anchored by hermetic sigils upon which the mirror acted as a portal to commune with other
worlds. But Dee was not the first person to use the mirror to speak with the other side. The mirror itself was made by the Aztecs of South America to communicate with the god Tezcatlipoca, the harbinger of discord. The mirror's wooden case is covered in tooled leather. Sometime in the 17th century, art historian Horace Walpole added a handwritten quote from Samuel
Butler's poem Hudibras. Kelley did all his feats upon the devil's looking glass of stone where playing with him at bo-peep, he solved all problems near so deep. And so that >> Cool. Well, that's that. So that was John Dee, but here's this is what the mirror looks like right there. There you go. It's a black obsidian. I don't know what that's
I think that says A case? Uh that's the leather on the back of it. Oh, okay. It's a black It's black obsidian, so it's a pure thing, but and that's what you would use to scry. I actually have something that kind of similar I don't think it's made of pure obsidian though. This is That's kind of cool that it's like from South America and that made by the Aztecs cuz but look, it's it's in the shape of a bomb kind of. Yeah.
Was it a necklace supposedly? I don't know. It's like so I don't believe the I mean it's just like so weird how they're like, "Oh yeah, this used to be like a necklace." I like how would they have a necklace like that big? I I don't know. Well, how big would this thing have been? Like that thing like what? 4 in across? It's like a big looks pretty big to me. It looks like a pretty big good size good size piece of obsidian at least,
like you know, but Okay. Oh Okay, so um money for 20, what's up, dude? Oh, yeah, hold on. I'm way behind in chat. Okay, and I'm back up to Hey super picky. Hey uh onyx, yeah, onyx. I have some. Um thank you guys. Well, it looks like we're kind of slowed down
um tonight. Um Thank you for the info, Psyche. That was very insightful. Oh, no, no problem. Thank you for sharing with me, too. I mean, I think but that there be there is like somebody named like um butterfly razor woman or something. I mean see I mean I mean I mean I need to find this Aztec goddess.
Her name was Okay, so yeah yeah okay, I got it. So it says It's It's Popolatl. It's Popolatl was her name. It says butterfly razor woman Aztec goddess. Itzpapalotl, the Aztec goddess of the obsidian butterfly. Is a figure of profound significance in Aztec
mythology. She's often depicted as a skeletal warrior with obsidian wings and jaguar claws embodying both beauty and terror. Itzpapalotl is associated with death, rebirth, and the balance of creation and destruction. She's also the mother of Mixcoatl and the queen of the Tzitzimime
or Tzitzimime, a group of powerful star demons. Her realm, Tamoanchan, um Tamoanchan, is the paradise of stillborn infants and women who died during childbirth um where the human race was created. Or um uh yeah, um Itzpapalotl's name derived
from the Nahuatl words for obsidian and butterfly reflects her dual nature as creator and destroyer. She's also known for her role as protector for midwives and women undergoing childbirth. Itzpapalotl's mythology is rich with themes of transformation, beauty, and the cycle of life and death, making her a complex and powerful figure in Aztec belief.
That's awesome. Yeah, and I have a picture of her actually. Um or there's >> And I I when you said Nahuatl Nahuatl, like it's actually called like uh Nahuat? Okay. Yeah, I'm I I'm not the It's like uh you know, like the ancient language of the Mexicas these days, you know, like the
indigenous people um in Mexico these days. Yeah. Well, look at this. Here's a picture of her. Um All right. Here it is here. Woah. There you go. Well, I actually I made a
>> Cool song. I made another like little video but the mob videos if you have time to watch it cuz I'm I'm not going to be on too long, right? Okay, cuz my birthday my birthday is like already like You know, actually I might I might drink a beer, but I'll I'll play this one more song real quick and then I'll be done. >> me I'm going to drop I'm going to drop now. I got to get to bed. I got to be up early. Have a good night and you have a wonderful day. Thank you. >> Okay, later later, Rain. Nice seeing you
again. Adios. Okay. Okay, guys. Take care. God be with you. God be with you. Okay. Um Rain, you want to watch real quick? Here. Then we Yeah. Okay, good. Perfect. Thank you so much. Okay. Thank you for hanging out with me. Here we go. Of course. Okay.
>>
>> I walked with the king who gets to be where prayers don't mean they shimmer and gave in the smoke of a bell and the salt of a side. A circle of women stood under no sky, not one but a chorus in shadows and gloom. A crown made of thunder and a form of the doom.
They didn't ask for my faith. >> They asked for my truth. >> They didn't promise me heaven. They promised me ruin. >> >> Oh, the
braided with my desire. Mother and monster, mercy and night, they don't take your love, they take what's not life. The mirror's been like a door that remembers the shape of your skin. I tremble, I'm cold and I'm ruined and I'm new.
I am not afraid. I am becoming true. >>
>> One is the night like a cloak without seams done like a comet that devoured my dreams. One laughs in the market with ink on her hands, blessing the outcast, untying their bands. One sits on a lotus of dangerous grace, beauty so
sharp it can cut through my face. One is the silence that freezes alive, stopping the world with a venom in her eye. And one is the widow of every regret, the clean final note you'll never forget. One is the storm with a mother's warm
breath. One is the doorway that opens
Oh, the 10 at the edge of the fire, love of bodies braided with my desire. Mother and monster, mercy and night, they don't take your love, they take what's not life. And when they say the mirror's been like a door that remembers the shape of your skin. I
tremble, I'm cold ruined and I'm new. and I'm I am not afraid. I am becoming true.
They are the fever that turns into sight, the holy mistake that corrects you at night. They are the mirror that won't pain. They are the river that eats every flatter chain on angels, not demons. No, they're the
honest ones, the ones who know they love like truth. No perfume, no pose, just the blade of a wild wild rose grows.
>>
>> I tried to name them, my mouth turned to dust, so I listened instead, and I learned how to trust. 10 winds in a temple, 10 notes in my bones, 10 ways to come back to the heart I disowned. They don't want my worship, they don't want my fear. They want me awake, they want me right
here. Oh, the tear at the edge of the fire, crown of the night and the morning's fire, mother and monster, mercy and life. They don't take your love, they take what's not life. And when they say the veil
turns thin like a door that remembers the shape of your skin, I tremble, I'm golden, I'm ruined, I'm new. I am not afraid, >> >> I'm becoming true.
>> >> Turn shadows warm >> >> flame. >> >> Turn hands on the same dark name. And I WALK OUTSIDE WITH A stare that can't see,
not say. Not cursed. Just finally me. Me. Thank you for having me, Psyche. Oh, thank you. How did you think of it though? Is that good? I'll see you
later. Thank you for having me again. You're welcome. >> >> Wow. Oh, who's there? Oh my god, and the cat came when did the cat came back? It's probably um It's probably a magic. Well, she ain't going to answer. She didn't like it? I don't know. It's
weird. Anybody think it? Did he say hot chicken? What about it? What about it? Can I drive? You look like a chicken, Andy. You're You're the only hot chicken in here. Okay, yeah, it's um it's it's it's a trick. And then hold on. It's uh it's
magic? Magic? Arthur's Arthur's a cat. Hey, oh, there's Um you couldn't hear Oh, you couldn't hear. I'm sorry. Oh, you did like it. Okay, good. I don't know. Hey, what's up Arthur? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to like keep you like if you don't want I don't know. I'm just like some people
are just like >> >> Wow.
So, you can't like play that right. I mean, it's you you missed the part where I'm in that video right there.
I was there. Oh oh oh John, you've been so naughty this year that I brought you something I know you'll hate. It's a corporate brand guidelines kit. Pastels and safe fonts color
No, I think one of my Let me see if you can do it in here. Oh. Hey, hey. Oh my gosh, it's Trix. Hi, Arthur. Hi. Hey, hey, come here. Come here. Come here. Come on. Hey. >>
>> Hey, Trix. Trix, come here. At least I think he's not running away. He looks so cute. Hey, >> >> hey, Trix. Come up here, Trix. Trix is like facing off with them. Oh, you liked it. Thank you, Amanda. It's like a Well, he's like I think he's a He's a Yeah, he's a male cat. Hey, Trix. Trix. Here, Trix. And Trix is like sitting
right next to him. He's like sitting He's like standing his ground now. He usually runs out. But Trix is not letting him. >> >> Trix. >> >> Trix. Your brother. They're actually brothers. They're brother.
Embrace your brother. He's back.
It's your brother. He's a beautiful cat. Hey. Hey. Hi, Trix. Hi. I can't I can't tell if it is his head or not. Hi. He's a beautiful black cat. Hey, come here. I wish I could show you guys that he's like a little bit far away. Uh it was Evanescence. Like I know I
Well, I do have like some of like that uh I So some I don't know if it's just my like what I like about it. I can actually I don't want to like do my voice on it, but I can. I can like actually replace it with my voice and stuff. Do you like it? I don't know. I like Evanescence. Evanescence is good.
I love that album. Amy Lee or whatever her name is. Um Oh, so Amy's there. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's Trix. And there's I hope that that he I hope that um Hi comes in here cuz yeah, Isaac's a black cat. He's really cute. >> >> And he's like And he's sitting his ground tonight.
Hey, you back for my birthday? You came back I got a cat Last year I got Rudy. Hey, come here. I can take I can't Come on. I want you here. He's nice and he's big and beautiful. Does he look like a panther? He really does. He looks like a little black panther. I wish I could show you guys. Hey baby. I can I can actually like take a picture
of him and then like show you the picture and all. Cuz I can't go pick him up or he'll run out right now. I can tell. Um cuz I don't He hasn't been in here for a long time. I mean, he's been He comes in every once in a while like but um he's big. He's like And he's And the cats fight with him. This is the camera. Here we go.
Okay camera.
I can't see. It's too dark. Hey. You want to come in here? I mean, he has He didn't He's fine. Come on, Trix. Trix. Trix, come on. Come on up. Trix is like paralyzed in fear, but he's like right next to him. Trix, it's your brother.
Hey Trix. Come on. Oh, I'm distracting him. Go get him. Hey, okay, he ran out. I'll put him in a blanket. Well, he ran out. I didn't want to scare I wanted to scare Trix off away from him, but
Amy and Lee are from here. They're Ah! Oh, your parents still live here? Oh wow. Yeah, Trix is not accepting it. Look at There's like Lamar. Um Arthur. You're watching and then you're watching the other Rudy, too.
Rudy, were you watching, too? All right. Oh. Oh What are you doing? You can't say anything. Hey Rudy. You saw the cat come in? He said, "What was that cat? Who's that cat?" He's new, huh? Is he new?
>> >> Trix, you don't like You don't like it? You Are you getting mad, Trix? Oh my gosh. It's like a little cat. It's like a madhouse over here. Hm. Trix. Aw Trixy Trixy Trixy. Trix came in Oh my god, Trix tonight like I touched his ear I mean, I had it's all blood
You know, it's just like I had a little scab on it, and then I like I just like I pulled it off, and then all of a sudden like I had blood all over my hand and stuff. And his ear has like blood on it. I mean, it's like all these scratches. I'm like, "Are you okay?" Any other thorn in him recently? I think he What did you get into? Cactus or something? I'm like, "Baby." I put I was like I felt like a hard on his face, and then I pulled out this
thorn. Ugh. Ouch. Aw. Trix. Good Trix.
So, she like she just likes this. You sit with Daddy. He's He's born under my TV set. You can't believe it. So, so is the black cat that was just here. You like You like Trix? Have I gotten um Um I
Yeah, thing that is thing that is donated and then I think Barry the turtle donated $2. Did they? I mean, I appreciate everybody, so. Thank you. I I I did some some memberships today. I think in honor of my birthday, I should just give at least at least one more.
Let's see. Let's do Let's do I feel like I'm cheap, right? No, I'm just kidding. Hold on. Here. Let's see what I can do. Just to like make it more exciting in chat for a second. Let me see. Without
too crazy. Okay, here we go. >>
>> We have picked up added a bunch of members. We're doing a lot of Hey.
Summer going and Pebs and Hebrew Hammer. Oh Oh, Summer Yeah. Oh, hi Summer. What's up? No, I I was There we go. Hebrew Hammer and ETC Pebs. Aw. Thank you, guys. Um
Subscribe to Summer. It's a gaming channel. Yeah, you can get her to like 50 subs. Yeah, please get her to 50 subs. Um But uh hey, do you guys join the cult? You guys it's It's actually like It's not really a real cult, but it is like It's It's even better than a cult because you because my cult is like basically it's like you're your own You You worry about
like, you know, yourself and so Oh, it's your birthday? And I'll cry if I want to. Uh I want to cry, but you would cry, too, if it happened to you. Doot doot doot doot. I was going to um There's There's a song by um um what's her name? Um
Not Michelle Rodriguez. What's What's her name? It's like uh she's a real weird chick. Um Melanie you know, Martinez. Melanie Martinez. Yeah, and she has a song called It's my party, and I'll cry and cry if I want to, but I don't know if she's that song. You're like the two get a link or it's fine. Of course, you can get a link here.
You can get a link if you if you share your link with me. Yep. Come on Come on, Clumsy. Come on. She's a very nice person. Um Gosh, I mean, it's like I I just don't know like I I have a very strange I have a warped sense of reality
because, you know, dealing with like cuz for for a while like I was around like people that were kind of like had like a like just like it's conspiracy theories, and it's like and I Sometimes I like to believe conspiracy theories, right? Yeah, I remember that song. It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to. It's like from the 1960s, and Latino people love music from the '60s. They just love
it. You remember that song? It's Yeah, it's your birthday. Yeah, it's my birth It's my birthday. Yeah. Yeah. It's my birthday. It's It's my party. And it's my birthday. Unless that's like another Spanish song. Is it It's It's my party. And she has a party.
And there's a There's a There's a song called pity party by um Melanie Melanie Martinez. You should look that song up. It's called pity party or something like that. And she's like and she's like and then she's It's my party, and she's like and she's like crying in the house and stuff. And she's like She like She was sending all these invitations out, and nobody came and stuff. It's like like every A lot of my a lot of my parties that I
>> I'm just kidding. >> I'm just kidding. Okay, so it says, I consciously tap into divine wisdom. Okay okay. Um So, how are we doing? Anybody come up? Gotham is coming up. It is a both a party and it's my birthday. And if Clumsy, are you going to jump out of a pinata for me? That'd be pretty cool.
Uh Clumsy, are you But are you mean Are you like mad at me now? Are you Are you going to troll me now because like Alexanders mad at me? It's like cuz I didn't do anything to her. I'm not I really didn't. I didn't even say anything bad about her until she like she's like started saying now she's saying I'm a spiritual trafficker. I mean, what what does that even mean? I don't even drive. How can I do
anything in traffic? I'm a pedestrian. I mean, it's like what's going on here? Really. Use my feet. That's all I can do. I know I can't even use ride a bike right now. My bike is broken. What? You see I can drive. I know how to
drive. I just don't have any things to drive. I'm like I'm like basically like Wonder Woman with her invisible jet except there's an invisible car except there's not an invisible car. It's just my imagination. Hey Arthur.
So, guys, if you really want to like make me smile on my birthday, how about like, you know, become a member of the cult or like uh you know, maybe buy a membership or like, you know, buy a reading. I maybe I'll give I'll give I give You know, it's really good luck to get a reading on your birthday, but you have But it's like usually it's like, you know, you have to It's a paid reading. Because it's it's It's my birthday.
But, whatever you want to do. I'll I'll read for free, whatever. I'll I'll keep giving. I'll be your pinata. Now, we good like I said like people's beef has nothing to do with me. Yeah. Unless it's a beef enchilada or beef burrito. No. Okay, Clumsy. You be my pinata. Not like I I don't want to hit you with a bat and and like suck the candy out of you. I want to like, you
know, you be you be just like a burro, and I want to ride you. You'll be my burrito. And we make beautiful Mexican food together. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm going to be in big trouble with the
Hispanic community. Um thing that is I need you to like tell me if I go too far in cuz Canada's good at me doing those apology speeches like those or like those diplomatic stuff, you know. I mean, cuz Americans talk too much. Canadians are very quiet. They're like,
"No." "Eh." "They talk too much, eh." "Stupid American." I've gone too far. Okay, I'm going to I'm just going to end this show. You know, I thought it was It was my birthday. It just got a little too wild. I didn't have a drink yet, you know.
Gotham is like, "Oh, drop the link." And then I do, and like 20 minutes later, he's nowhere to be seen. He's They guard you left. You're Oh, you're kidding. You know, sometimes kidding is hiding what you really feel. Woah, woah, woah. Ha. Yeah, is that a burrito? It's okay, Clumsy. If you You want to have a gay experience,
I'll I'm your guy. I'll I'll have one with you. That's That's the same for anybody. It's like Unless you want to have a gay experience with me. And if you're if you're a girl, I will I will I will not I I will not even like, you know, give you a hug unless you know, you say it's okay. But, if you're a guy, don't come don't come meet me unless you're planning to have sex with me. Okay?
Yeah.
Cuz Yeah, noted. Yeah, it's The thing is we don't ever have to meet in person, you know, unless you really But you But like think that like the Buddhist thing, it's like I will If you really If If you say I'm going to unalive myself unless if if if I don't sleep with you or if I don't like SUD, I'll do it cuz I don't want you to unalive yourself. Or anybody to.
So, if anybody wants me to do that, I'll do that for them, okay? Even even like a you're like a 100-year-old, you know, like and it's like your last your dying wish. Just write me in your will. And I'll I'll give you oral sex. I'll do it for a million dollars.
I'll I'll have to think about that. I'll work out some of the the details. Uh-oh. Oh, we have a guest. Whew. Hello? Wow. Hey, I just heard a glass break.
Oh, oh my gosh, you you dropped your drink? Drink drink, yeah. You're drinking? Are you drinking? Drinking a cow's I'm Hi, Mr. >> I just Are you Are you called Gotham because you're a big Batman fan?
I don't know. He was working out? Huh? He was working Joker was working out on stream watching my stream? He was working out? I missed it? Did he save it? I want to see it. I remember like I was with I was actually like Joker he was like with his Indian friend like like over a year ago and they were like working out
flex flex flex and they were doing it and stuff. I don't know if they knew it was me, but now he does. Yeah, I love Joker. You know Joker? Huh? Tell Joker it's my birthday. Guys, everyone has to stop by and say hi at least on my birthday and say hi happy birthday. Let's say hi say hi.
Like I'm not Mr. here like Thank you for reading. Oh, no problem. Gotham I'm sorry. >> any more evidence any more evidence to you? So I can move I can move in with you tomorrow you said? And and I I can Yeah, we can have some party. I can move in and I can >> for your birthday. I want to share your
>> On your birthday evening. But I share your birthday with you?
This one How about just for a >> Yeah, I can I can arrange stay I can arrange stay for you like some nice hotel around my place. It'll be like you can eat like a little like a little Mr. Apartment. It'll be like six six hours away from your like hometown. I don't know. I'm just kidding. No, we're not.
Um but hey, so um Do you know who Minakshi is? Yeah. Minakshi, who's Minakshi? I heard she's big in South India. She is like goddess goddess Minakshi. uh Goddess Minakshi. You know what it means? I like uh I know, but uh
I don't know what what exactly you're meaning. Minakshi means I think it means fish eyes. Fish eyes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got it. Yeah. The the temple the temple is famous temple in this nation. The district And I and the fish are like the fish are like the Ida and Pingala because they're like these two like um
kind of opposites but the same thing and they're like like fish and like the Ida and Pingala, right? They're like the two nadis or like two of the nadis, right? It's just you know you try to like get the third in in the middle of it, right? You have to clear out the way. I don't know. It's it's like a very I think it's like that that process is like both like real and
like not Hold on, is that in the membership Yeah, it's like it's like um Uh It's like a lot of imagination and stuff like that and it's like a lot of people who like are are like striving for something that is like not quite what what it's like they say, you know, it's like but it's like at least it's like a motivation. I'm not going to say I shouldn't have talked too much about it. Yeah, I don't I don't know. But uh but
but on the other hand there is like definitely I like I I feel certain chakras like will like light up. I do a lot of tantra. Uh it's such a powerful vibration it's such a powerful force that it like it actually affects like the the the make >> make up of matter and like molecules of >> your body and I'm going to get a beer in a second. Are you Do you drink?
Hm? Do you drink? I drink. Yeah, do you drink alcohol? No, Mr. Saki Mr. Saki I stopped. You stopped? >> everything Yeah, I was I was doing that thing long long back. Were you Were you Were you After long back I
changed it into uh weekly sometimes. Are you drinking? At a point of time I just stopped it. Well, I'm just making a This is just a regular punch. There's no alcohol in it at all. It's just called perking, right? So no alcohol.
Um Cult of Saki who cares just quit like you said. Leaving others alone is your best option to go cry on your birthday. What? Who is that person? What a Get out of here. Bam. Bam. Is that Who is that? I knew that was you Alexandra. I'm just kidding. I don't
know who that was. But you know she was accusing all these people of being me. I wasn't even I wasn't even the person that she I was She was like I know it's you Saki. I was like no, it's it wasn't me. Like I I talked to her under my own names like Cult of Saki n k u l t saki. But she has the most blocks so she didn't see me. But I I didn't I What? I I don't stalk people. I mean it's like I
It's like almost like people want me to like I know it's like I'm trying to like just like befriend Okay, it's fine. Goodbye by Chloe. That's it. Looks like a fake name. >> Thank you. You said about Minakshi, you know. Yeah, hey Gotham You've been in a in a sexy chat.
She thinks I'm an alt in her chat. Who's she? Which Who's she? Chloe? Or thing that is uh I don't watch her at all. Oh, okay, yeah, I got you. Oh, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah. Uh yeah, I just because it was my the show was named Oh, there's a certain psychic that the spiritual trafficker and in the big big
trouble or something like that. That was the show yesterday. Then I get to wake up I got it. Is it Yeah. She's looking at my chat GPT. Oh, why are why are psychics why are psychics evil and stuff like that? And then she's like Oh, yeah, there we go. And then everything like fits me of course. And she said I misuse AI. I mean I mean
please. I am What's going on here? Everything has gone backwards. It's supposed to be like not like that. You're Now now she's like turning everybody else. She's so strange. Arthur's friendlier to me. That's why he's in love. Oh, I've been through Arthur. Well, yeah, I mean I I don't know. I I mean to say I wish she was She was She
just like cut me off and like just like left it at like nothing. Now she's like saying I'm evil. She's saying I eat it as my mistress and like trying to get me to to like virtually traffic her. I don't even know what that means. I can't even like I I I can barely cross the street legally by by myself. I'm not going to like traffic anybody anywhere. What am I What am I
Put them on the back of my bike and you know Mexico or something What am I going to do? >> >> Like my bike doesn't even doesn't even you know, I can't pedal it right now until you get the part, you know, I'm so cheap I it's been forever. Okay, yeah, this is just the tea.
Ah. How are we doing, guys? What? People know people do and I and I like her, too. I I mean I bet it's just seemed like her personality changed after I I don't know if And I saw that she's all like just like being mean and like saying she's like, you know, God and all of a sudden and stuff and like I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I'm having a little drinky. I took away your wrench cuz they tried
warning me. But it was What? You have a You have your I came to wish for your birthday. What? You're apologizing to me? Why? I came to wish for your birthday. So I get down or I can stay here? Uh you have to go? No, no, no, I'm asking like I can stay here or like I get down get up.
Yes, yeah, I'm going to I'm going to be moving to India and so if you you can you can be my piano and I can like live with you. Yeah yeah yeah. And then we'll then we'll you only have to be the Thank you. Can I move to India? And share your bed? It's good.
Okay, that's that's perfect. Perfect. Look at that. I'm just kidding. I know you're straight. But what When Where's your wife or or when when are you getting married? Sometime. Sometime? In time? You have to like save up. Is it expensive? Are you going to have one of those really expensive weddings
where it's just like a princess and stuff? I think simple simple one will do. Are you having like a Brahmin's wedding? No, Mr. Saki like uh No? Parents looking for this Tamil Tamil not like Tamil tradition. Hey, how many how many um cows did your wife cost?
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Maybe maybe like It's like beautiful cows. >> Holstein Holstein buffalo They're not the skinny cows. They're They got nice big like Holstein like those big cows. You know. Okay. No, I actually I I watched 90 Day Fiancé, right? And so they
they go to Nigeria and stuff and like on Nigeria they're like they have to like buy goats and stuff for the for the family and that's like they have to and it's called the bride price and they have to like like give a bunch of goats and stuff and that's how and that's how they like they become wealthy. So, I'm just kidding about the cow. I mean I I I No, one thing I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm stupid. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. How's How's your day? How's the climate over there? weather weather weather place Hey, I I got um the party packs. These like Jack These like Jack party packs. Does it
work? Yeah, I have a Jack new trivia. You You guys want to play with the Jackbox? See if I can do it.
I get all the games from every So, this is the Jackbox party pack. Everyone want to want to play a little trivia? Okay. This is actually from a game. It's a from a Jack series, right? Okay. Let's deal. Um Okay. So, this is like the the the
trivia has been a constant I think. They used to do it on my show, too. I'm not trying to steal from anybody. I'm just trying to like um have a little fun today. Welcome to my birthday trivia. Okay, so let's see. Um let's play this one. Let's I don't I haven't played any of these and so I can probably kind of play this, too. Let me see. I'm not going to cheat. Okay. Okay, we're playing Fibbage.
It says Oh, here. This looks good. How do you play this one? Okay. It says the blanking fun for all new ways to fool your friends. Okay, that sounds good. How do I do this? How do I play it? Oh, no. It's like Hold on. Now it's a
different thing. Every strange item has a story. Okay. What? Oh, here it is. Okay, playing it. It's on Junk Utopia with my number. Play. Oh my god. I remember why I hate this stupid tablet cuz they have this like stupid thing on it and it's like impossible to like tap. Ugh.
Okay. It worked. Oh, here. I got it. I got it. I got it. I think it's Jackbox. Okay. So, let's see if I got this. Okay. It says Junk Utopia. I don't know what this I don't know. I I don't want to play right now. Hey, Bisquick, leave me alone. Beta says she's spiritually trafficking my ass.
This is all lies. It's all lies. What does it mean? Can you someone explain what what it what does that mean spiritual trafficking? Maybe it's something. Maybe maybe maybe I'm being spiritually trafficked. Maybe Beta is um trafficking her and me. And we're trying to use me cuz she has me under her mind control. I don't know. And she said it had to miss Not that
far-fetched. Other people were thinking it too right? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I know Beta doesn't have mind It was just a joke. It's just jokes, people. Okay? Do not clip me on it. Do not clip me. Do not clip me. No. No. No. Bisquick, what's wrong with you? I'm going to turn you into some pancakes. Okay? I'm going to put some pumpkin spice into you. I'm going to like
you beat you with a a whisk. And I'll pour a couple eggs and make pancakes out of you. And turn you into And turn you into my maple syrup out of BG's house. Okay? One one more little outburst out of you. Okay, Bisquick? I'm 45 now. I'm in my power this year cuz it's my 4 5 is my 9 and that's I'm in
I'm a 9 life path. You know, my my number is 9, right? And so it's Matangi is like the ninth Mahavidya. Um so she's very And then it's like I'm like my So, my life path is 9. Do you know your life path? You're going to exploit me like you did Alexandra. What?
Exploit you but wait. Yeah, I'm going to make you out pancakes and eat you. I didn't I didn't do anything to Alexandra. All I did to Alexandra was be her friend and and you know, appreciate her and like her until I thought that she turned on me and then she did turn on me and so that's how that went. And now I'm not allowed to talk about her even though she's like public figure public figure public figure but I'm not allowed to
talk about her. I mean it's like everybody else can but I guess I mean I I don't want to like fight with her. It's like I just want to like, you know, I don't understand. Like why is she so mean? And I was like you're cold and she's like, "Oh, grow up." Like grow the up or something. I was like "What?" Is it my birthday? No, it's my birthday. January 7th. Yes, it is my birthday for sure.
First of all, I I tell everything. Even though I have a special guest here tonight. Ah! Monster! Yep. Yep, I'm here. I told you I'd be here. I brought you I brought you the best present of all. Did you bring the cake? Yeah, I'm right here. Oh, okay. Well, what are you What Let me see. What's what's good? Oh my god. My pants are like How's your party
going? Uh it's just me and Gotham here. I'm I'm trying to like, you know, put my hand on >> Hey. the leg and the leg >> What's up, man? What's up, man? What's good with you? I'm fine. I had to like make a back deal deal with 20 cows to sell his wife. 20 cows. See, he's making good Hindu jokes. That's the great thing about Psyche. He knows all about the Hindu religion.
Well, you know what? >> I feel like I feel like I have been I I >> must have been Hindu or something like that like in the like past life or something because I'm so comf- I'm so comfortable and like attracted to and certain things and I'm so like even though it sounds good, I'm so into the language. But you know, I wasn't born there and it's like I know a big part of like being Hindu is being born in Hindu Hindustan,
right? I haven't even been I haven't even been there but it is like like the culture has gone worldwide though. Gotham, Gotham, I want you to bring Psyche to come stay with you for a couple weeks. He said he's in his >> Yeah. Yeah. bed with him. Is there room? No toilet though. He Yeah, no toilet. in my house No
McDonald's. in my house if not like you know some ice places around What What do they make? I can make myself Psyche, you know, like take a view and and experience this city city how it is, you know, the climate and everything. >> Have some good time. Yeah. You want to What do you say?
go You can go clubbing. Yeah. He said he's he'll he he might like, you know, feel a little bit bitey. Psyche, you'll love it there. There's 20 men to every woman so you'll be in heaven over there. Well, I'd rather be over here with them, you know. I think we can make the the whole the whole world can be India like in a certain way but just like, you know,
Oh, you want the toilet. You want to use the toilet. Okay. Can you get a toilet? He has a toilet. Yeah, he has one. No, he doesn't. He had to get out of it because his friends were kept using it and it's like >> It's outside in the hall though. He uses the one in the hall. It's like a closet. Yeah, he said he uses the one
>> Everything is fine. Everything is fine but it's in out of shape. Right now. I don't know. I I don't I don't go to the bathroom so I don't I don't I don't know anything about the bathroom. Once it was good. Now it is like falling apart. Everything is falling apart. It's like a pot.
Falling apart. It's like breaking down. Oh my god. Talk about in a pot. It Is it These are called chamber pots though. Hey. Look What is that little like Why is there a gingerbread guy on the screen? Yeah, what is that? I don't know. Is it part of my stream yard?
Can Can you change it? Season's over. I hope so. Hold on. I don't know if I can change it. Did Beta stop by and wish you happy birthday? No. Oh my god. Is that Santa? I like that one but it's out of season. Okay. She didn't come by, huh? Beta, no, she did not come by. She did not say hello. She did
Did Alex come by? Alexandra said um she did an episode called Okay, my Alexandra, right? She did an episode that that said it's a certain psychic is spiritually trafficking um me and got in and is big trouble or something and then I Yeah, it's not good at all. And then she
said that um I'm I'm Beta's is my mistress and I was I failed my task of like bringing her soul to Beta or something and like Yeah, you guys are done. Call that done. But I don't understand what even that means though. I mean it's like You don't have to. You don't have to. She does. She knows what it means.
But it's like but it's not true. To her to her it is. It's not true. She just means things in a strange way. You want to make amends? You want to make amends with her? Then just leave it alone. Leave the whole thing alone. Listen, that's the thing that won't happen. It will just be over, you know. No. No, you have to give it time. That's one thing you you I I I get tired. The
people people take they're going to give me until I you know 100 years old. I mean Remember Remember what they used to say if you love me, you'll let me go. Yeah, that's fine but I say how about if I if you love me, you won't just throw me away like you know a piece of trash. No, there's there's no addendum to that. There's no addendum. It's the If you love me or you let me go, that's it. Then I prefer love me. So like can you
can you like love me cuz or else like the love was fake because it's like I can't just stop playing This isn't Burger King. You're not going to have it your way, okay? I want it my way right now my way right now. No. No, you get McDonald's. You get it your way. magic. I believe in magic. What's wrong with It's not happening. I believe in magic. me? Yeah, that's true. That's true.
I believe in it. Barabapapa. I believe in magic. I believe in it. Yeah. I believe I can suck Can't we play some music? I mean Jesus. I'll play some music. It's depressing around here. I know I know. Okay, let's play It's like a funeral. I know. Let's play something something something fun. Okay, hold on.
How about something great? Look at Look at Gotham. He got all dressed up for you and everything. Gotham, you want to play some like a Christmas song? Oh, not a Christmas song. The Christmas is over, okay. How about let's see. Another Christmas I'm not going to play the Christmas theme song. That's A Hari Krishna would be great. Play that. Oh, I would love that. You want to hear like a new song? Hari Krishna Hari Krishna Hari Rama
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hymns in in the world and actually really magical. I'm sorry that I had to interrupt it because I just didn't want to take have it put him in I feel like I can smell the odor coming out of that song. I love it. Curry. Ooh, nice pungent curry. I love that. Incense and It's like incense and and Oh my god, so good. I hate Hindus cuz THEY HEY, NO no no no no. They're
good people. They are good people. Don't hate anybody. Don't hate on this show. Hate people. I don't know. The men are very like touchy towards the women. Well It's a rape culture. Can we please not say this again, please? I don't I I This is like the 20th time I've said please like Let's not have this conversation. All right. All right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Please guys, stop talking about it. Like that's terrible. I mean it's like I know there's there's I mean it's over the world there's
terrible things happening and I Is that your sigil in the middle? Um no, this is a That's a That's a Sri Yantra. That's like That's like a one of like That's like the top That's like the This is like the top Yantra. It's like the ultimate Yantra and all of in pretty much all of you know ever. Triage? What's that? Triage? You're a triage? Is
it a triage? No, it's actually a Yantra. That's what it's called a Yantra and it's Cilantro. It's like cilantro and you Sri on your thumb? It's on your thumb, you Yeah, what is that? It's a ring. What kind of Whose ring is it? It's mine. >> >> You bought that just for your thumb?
Yes. It's one of my rings. I had Yeah, I have a No, somebody gave that to you. No, it's mine. Yeah, he just bought it. It's It's a Wait, it's a special ring, right? Is it your birthstone? No, my birthstone is a garnet. All right, so real quick. Real quick. Real quick. Happy birthday, Psyche. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Um just wanted to say I had out of the
I way. >>
>> So up. >> >> Let's move on now. It's so funny. Is there something funny? >> >> I know what's coming next. I know what's coming. That's why we're laughing. You're You're both out of here. Out of here. No. No. Come on, Psyche. I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday,
bro. And you made me laugh. You made me laugh the way you said it. >> You're out of here. I can't have you >> both here at the same time ganging up on me. No. No. No. Let him out. We're not ganging up on you. We're not. Wait. Wait. Wait. You mean What is the picture of your plant? Here. Here. That's it. >> >> That's me. Is that a picture of your plant? It's me. It's Iron Maiden. You You're a kid. Iron Gotti.
You're Iron Gotti. Iron Gotti, yeah. Just two things before I leave, panel. I just wanted to say I did warn you about Alex. Happy birthday, Or She always backstabs people. You I told you. I hope that you didn't give her any personal I don't want to talk about her. I don't want to talk about her. I'm going to be Dixie. You know I'm going to be having a whole ring. I wanted to come up here and both of you share a happy
birthday moment. She said I'm evil and she has to say I'm No. No. No, I wanted to come up here and share a happy birthday moment with you and then she can tell you off. No, she She wished me an unhappy birthday. She did. She was She's mean. She said never talk never talk to her again or not talk about her or anything. She said it in the Let's not dwell on it then, okay. Next. Next. I wanted to say Gotti
Hey, was it a like a really dark joke that you made about Jay C or is she really passed away? Dude, do you want me to go get the thing? I'll get it. I don't think it's Psyche wants me to show it on here. I don't care. No, could you share it backstage? Or Yeah, could you share it? Show it? Hold on. Hold on. Cuz I tried looking for it all day yesterday. I'm like dude, like I'm like then again I'm like Gotti does like to around. Is he messing around?
Maybe she thinks I'm going to try it right now. The bullying harassment. I don't I don't around with both of you guys. Psyche, do you know who she is? Yeah, I was I went Gotti told me to go troll her show one night. And then I went over there. I missed it. And but then I knew everybody in the room and so I was like talking to Vanguard and then he said, "Oh, what's going on?" It was when my show was like off the air and and I was
like, "Oh, I'm on I'm on this this channel now." And then she like all of a sudden cut me off of the show and said, "Oh, I didn't I didn't say hi to her." I didn't know who the where the I was or anything. I just I just saw Vanguard was talking to him and she wasn't even saying anything. It was ridiculous. All right, it's backstage show. Let me check this uh Ronaldo.
Is is a check out >> Hold on. Hold on, let me get the link. Let me get the link. Hold on. Is there any way you can show it or you're on your phone? He's not going to be able to show it. Okay. I'll show it. Oh, Psyche, can you open up the link? I think you're on your computer, right? I respect her family. I'm not going to share anything. >> Oh, but he's not sharing anything evil. He's just >> but it's like I I just don't know her
like like that. So I I mean I I don't I just don't want to. Yeah, but you're just putting out knowledge cuz I didn't even know she passed away, you know, and I really loved her. You can read it you can you can read it from it. I'm just not going to show this all the time. All right, it's there. Just click the link. message. You can look at it.
It says August 15th, 2025. Yeah. She passed away then? August? See? JC died in She died in August 2025. I was there I was there I was there in December, Goddi. I was in her chat in December. Come on. You sure? Yeah. Are we talking about the same We're not
talking about the same JC, are we? Yeah, JC Penny. JC Wasey. JC Wasey. >> No, no, no, not JC Wasey. That's JC Klein that DIED IN AUGUST. OH MY GOD. YES. I don't know who JC Klein is. Stop it, Goddi. JC Klein. JC JC, stop it. I mean I mean You thought I was talking about JC Wasey? Goddi, Goddi Oh my god, yes. I thought she passed away.
Oh my god, dude. How do you think How do you think of that? Come on, man. That's the only JC I know. No, dude. There's three JCs. There's JC Wasey, JC Klein, and uh Billy's sister, JC. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Yeah, man. I barely know who JC Klein is. I don't know who JC Klein is. Uh why would I talk about JC? Uh cuz you love her, no? I thought you
loved her. >> No. No, I washed my hands of her. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Oh my god. All right. I'm glad she didn't pass away then. You feel better now? Hell yeah, bro. You kidding me? We all eventually I mean we all will. We all will except for like >> Yeah, feel good to It's a birthday miracle. Oh my goodness. Thank you. Put it on mine.
I needed that. Thank you. I'm glad she's okay. I die I want I want to die with with the Arthur's dick in my throat. What? Yeah. Arthur, can you make my dreams come true? Or no? You trying to get some dick, my Yeah. Uh open wide real quick, brother. I will. Dude, we'll send some people over. Say the word. Oh, yeah, you guys
are We'll send some scrap We'll send some scrappers over. Just pay them a little extra. Yeah. Please keep paying them to me. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying I'm No, it's upstairs. All the scrap you want is upstairs. Come on up, guys. I mean I thought it wasn't RJC, man. That was my That was my Psyche impression. No, this Can I make my Psyche
impression? Jesus Christ. Back doors open, everyone. Back doors open. Can I make my um Psyche impression? NO. IT'S LIKE, "STOP." NO. STOP. >> >> DREAMS OVER. THEY SAID NO. NO. >> >> IT'S LIKE A PASSING BY CAR. WISH YOU HEAR me
Excuse me that I'm like, "Yes, yes, yes." >> >> Let's get a birthday reading for you. How about a birthday reading for you? Okay, Goddi, um yeah. Give Give me one. I want I want I want one. We'll pick a card. Go ahead, pick one card and hold it to the screen. I'll read it for you. This is my card? Okay. Yeah, yeah. So shuffle how you want and just hold the screen up to Hold the card up to the
screen. I'll I'll read it for you. I'll interpret it for you. Okay. I've been watching the show for so long. I you figure I would know how to do a reading. You don't know how to read cards? Okay. Let's see. Let's see how divine God really is. I'm going to do the labyrinth deck, okay? No. Oh, well. Okay, it's your day. It's your day. Go ahead. Okay.
You couldn't find a gayer movie than Labyrinth. That was one of the first movies I ever saw in my life. Okay, so here's my card. What is What is it? >> That explains everything. Let me see. Let me see. I I can't really see. Oh, you got the four of these cauldrons. No, no. How many is there? There's one, two, three eight. There's nine. Nine. Nine of cauldrons. Oh, you know what that means? You're going to get abundance of gifts.
They're coming your way, pal. Just accept it. Nine gifts. That means you're going to have prosperity. You're going to have health. You're going to have happiness. You're going to have love. You're going to have friendship. You're going to have money. You're going to have uh I believe it. But it's also >> What's that? Six. Yeah, that's my life path number. >> You're going to have cat Yeah, but the nine is also my my life path number
also. I'm I'm I'll be 45, so that's 4 + 5 is 9. >> There you go. Nine, exactly. It's perfect. So it's a nine and then 9 + 9 + 9 is 27. 7 + 2 is 9. You're at the halfway point of life now. You can live to be 90. And then 9 * 9 is 81. 8 + 1 is 9. You know that? >> It's all there in the numbers, dude. That's the perfect card for you. I'm going to discard now.
You got an abundance of riches. This one is the snake. What does it say? Oh, the hanged man. That's usually very foreboding card, but but since it's your birthday we're going to twist that around and it's going to become the card of enlightenment. You're going to have a good path before you. Okay. Is he Is he smiling? Yeah, kind of. Oh, that means that means
your path is going to be filled Your path is going to be filled with laughter and joy. Hey, he's smiling. Look. Yes. I can't make out I can't even make out a face on that thing. I don't know what that is. I don't even know what that Looks like a like a dead man's heart. And what's this one? Strength. See, you have the strength to carry forward with all you things you want to do. Oh, look at that.
It looks like what's his name Alex. Alex McQueen. I Alex McQueen. Yeah, he has that face. Hey, Goddi. What's up? >> Hey, eating dick. Yeah, you're going to have the strength to carry forward with all your convictions and now you're going to get through life. Who's cuter, Goddi or Always me. Always me. Yeah, but I have red eyes though. That doesn't
mean you're Yeah, but it's not the same, bro. It's uh you look more like a troll. Well, thanks a lot. I'm more of a deity. I would Oh, shut the up. That's how it works. Guys, and so are you. You know you guys You guys are offended. masquerade in light that are demons like you. >> What are you How many cards you pulling? What's this one? I'm doing five cards.
Okay, What's that? A radish? It is the six of earth. That looks like it. It's a six An onion, a radish, a key, and a a funnel. Yes. A funnel. What do you need a funnel for? Just to put the oil. The oil, yeah. You got to have the oil, the diddy oil. This is This means that you're going to have the key to open up the food that
goes with the oil so you can do a stir fry. Okay. Yep. Wow. That means you'll be you'll be well fed. There's two keys. I don't know why it's going to be the pope. Like Two keys. Oh, one's for the back door. Oh, have it No, they're No, they're They're both like they're skeleton keys. They open every door. Well, that means you you got to gain some weight.
That means I'm all my inputs are open. I mean I'm just kidding. Okay, one more. One more card. Oh, oh. Temperance. Oh, this is a good one. This is a real good one. You know what this means? What? I don't know. I'm asking you. What does it mean? Is that a catfish? No, no. It's a
temperance. With the door knocker, guys. Remember they have like a riddle. He's like, "One door. One of One of us is always telling the truth and one of us is always lying." And then she has to say, "Okay, which one of you is telling the truth?" It's like And after that the question she has to ask and figures it out. It's like But she figures it out by asking some questions. Probably a turnip so we can simulate his prostate being Ew. I don't
give a and I can't watch any more of this Happy birthday and good night, Chad. And hap That's not very nice Midnight. >> Midnight, why don't you come up here and say happy birthday to Psyche and leave? What What is that about? Did you just >> How about that, dude? for my birthday. For real. Let's let's let's be real. Just come up here real quick, say happy birthday to Psyche, and leave. She won't. She won't. It's It's She's So just come quick. I mean, don't You're
going to be a Who cares if you're being a Be a for once. Just come up and say happy birthday and leave. That's it. I know Sweaty P doesn't like wants to like participate in the chat, so she just went and like just be like not saying anything. It's not the end of the world. She has an all the social with a K, but I don't know which one which one it is but Um yeah. In the book of life
this is all written, you know. I know, but you know, in the book of life I like, you know, I don't I wrote I wrote the epilogue to it, you know, and it's not pretty. I'm understanding now. The epilogue is before or after? Yeah, oh yeah, after. No, I I wrote the afterword. You You know what that means? I survived. That's good.
The bad news is Let me Let me just put another check next to your name just for that you just spewed. What? What? A check? All right. Yep, another check next to your name. You're all right. Get out of here. No. No. No. No. >> That's three checks. One more and you three. know what happens. I mean I mean I get into heaven? Oh, yeah, good luck with that. Good luck with that. What what what
>> Who are you? Are you Are you St. Peter? >> You don't get to heaven. >> Heaven, boy. I don't know what kind of heaven you're looking for. Well, it's certainly not here with you. Heaven can wait. I'd rather be in hell if I'm here with you. >> >> Here's a here's a here's This is the best birthday you ever had, dude.
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>> Is that ghost?
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>> And still I rise
Oh, Now I'll get serious.
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>> Nervous, nervous.
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>> Dead man fan. >>
>> Everything's going to burn. >>
>> Psycho, that was a cool man. Can you play my short video real quick? Can you play your video? I got a short video. Yeah, it's like 20 seconds long. Is it but is it like a copyright It's mine. I created it. It's all me. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. It's backstage. Okay. Yeah, it's like 25 seconds max. Okay, but I'm not getting in trouble for it. You won't. It's me. It's all I
created it. Okay, hold on. Give me permission. Who creates the images when you got the images up there? You You tell them what to put on there or they just create it? I tell them what to put on there. Very specifically.
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>> What do you What do you think? What do you think? A little over the top. It's my uh digital I'm scared. My digital calling card. How was it? Yeah. I'm scared. Are you scared? Yeah. So, it's too much then.
No, it's fine. It was good. It was great. I'll dial it back a little bit. I loved it. I loved it. I'm fine. Yeah um Okay, what do I have for you? I have something to show you.
Right here, I have something Look at this. Aw, that's so cute. That's Sandman. That's That's Yeah, Sandman dancing. You You got a Sandman dancing. How did you get that? He um I I I um paid somebody for that. Look at him, he's getting jiggy with it. I went on the dark web and they got it fixed. That's great, man. I didn't know he could dance like that. Yeah, man.
Yeah, all black people can dance. He's shucking and jiving. Yeah. >> >> Shu Yeah, he's like he's doing like This guy's name is like the the tap tap dancer. It was the Gregory Hines? Yeah, he's doing the Gregory Hines. Like Steamboat Willie or whatever it's called. >>
>> Okay, let me see. Hold on.
Aw Let's see. What do I got? >> of depressed. We don't have any cake, man. We should have got a cupcake or something. Where's Joni? You want me call her up? Um I don't know if you've seen I've been I've been I've talked to her I guess she I think she's good. Have Have you talked to her?
It's been a while. Yeah, I hope she comes in soon. I don't know I I I think I don't know if she like um like like this show she I don't know I don't know this show is like like really tough, you know, it's like it's like just like It's crazy show. Um Well, you know, I I don't know about you, but nothing's worse than when somebody comes to you and says
you know, I really don't like the way your show's going. Like what the I don't know what to do. All I can do is just be myself and it's like Yeah. Yeah, all I can do is all I can do. I mean it's like and then it's like, you know, I go with the flow and stuff, but I I hope I can keep things separate and people don't get mad at me over the show. Because I have a lot of people that have shows that have problems in their personal life cuz if the people they'll watch the show and they'll be like, "Oh my god, look at what you're
saying. Look at how you're acting." And it's like you can't because maybe I act different on, you know, camera and something like that, right? It's like so I mean that's part of it. I don't know. I think we We We We have different like personas and stuff like that. I don't I don't know. I I think Did people tell Did people tell Alyssa Jordana how she runs her show that they don't like certain things?
Do they go to her and say, "Listen, I don't like how this show is going." You just please change it. I am right into I am in two seconds in the chat. They got Piranha hidden in like two seconds talking to Alyssa and stuff. Cuz she like you know, she said something about like, you know, she mentioned something about how like the donations or something and like Alyssa is just like Does that Does that like feel like disgusting or like people mentioning
like I don't know like mentioning how she does things or something like that or criticizing like even like a passive criticism? So, she got hidden right right away and I was like, "Oh, can you unhide her?" That's the reason, dude. There's a reason why Piranha reads alone in her room. You know, and does streams like two-hour streams. Because she's not liked. Well, I mean I liked her, but until she like told me I needed to get a job.
>> Until. Exactly. See, until. Now you don't like her anymore. Yeah, cuz she she told me I need to get a job and who is she to the is she to tell me to get a job? Yeah, she's a hard worker, yeah. What do I got? Do they have something here I want? No, that's not a good one. Uh That's my mausoleum.
It's your It is? Nice. I need to buy I need to buy my freaking Oh, wait, here. Maybe this one's Maybe You know, it's hard to like find where I put these. I mean, I put them everywhere. Okay, put them down, new. Okay, maybe it's in here. Not there. James. No, not there.
Oh here. That's the GTG was the one I did today. Here, watch this one, guy. >>
>> That was cool. Oh, thank you. Um that's >> That's what she was saying, cult of psyche? I thought she was saying cult. Cult? What does that even mean? I don't know I don't know what a cult is. Yeah, I mean, what do you mean by mea culpa? Like, you know, I have my apologies. >> Yeah. Mea culpa. Yeah. Mea culpa, yeah. It's like I think it's Latin, right? Yeah, it's Latin.
Yeah. You know, no, not Latino, Latin, yeah. You got a lot of Latin. Yeah. Hola. And Ricky Ricardo. Babalu. E pluribus E pluribus unum. How about um uh Carpe diem. Carpe diem. How about a uh et umbra et umbrae?
In nomine padre, in nomine madre, spiritus santos. Santos spiritus, yeah. Nowhere.
>> >> Oh, look at the Indians. They're showering themselves with elephants. That's Ganesh.
>>
>> Oh, there she is.
>>
>> I tried to name them and my mouth turned to dust so I listened instead and I learned how to trust. 10 winds in a temple, 10 notes in my bones, 10 ways to come back to the heart I disown. They don't want my worship, they don't want my fear. They want me awake. They want me right here.
Oh, the 10 at the edge of the fire >> >> crowned of the night and the morning's quiet. Mother and monster, mercy and knife. They don't take your love, they take what's not life. And when they say the veil turns thin like a door that remembers the shape of your
skin. I tremble, I'm golden, I'm ruined, I'm new. I am not afraid. I'm becoming true.
>> >> Turn shadows one flame. >> >> Turn hands on the same dark name. And I walk out softly with a stare that can't
>> be seen, >> not said. Not cursed. Just finally made. Made.
That was pretty good. Thanks. >> Evanescence. Yes. >> like Evanescence. The the voice that I do like tend to gravitate towards Evanescence. Can I see Joni? Oh, hey Joni, what's up? Hey, happy birthday Oh, happy birthday happy birthday. Thank you, Joni. Love you. I'm sorry I didn't see you. I'm I'm like I was playing the song and I my eyes were a little bit blurry.
Um She She brought cake. I would love to like share one of Joni's videos, but I don't know if she she would ever want me to, but I I did I did make her a few. If she wants me to >> Is Are they pornographic? No, they're not pornographic. They're completely not porn. There's no point in not showing them. That's I'm like Well, I want to be There are some people that
are going to give me a hard time because they they thought I did chatter bait. I mean, that was just a joke. I mean, this is actually like that horrible music for my birthday. At midnight, you're so you're You're you're obviously you're not a you're not a you know, Shakti you know, worshiper, but it's fine. Shakti? Not for everybody. Hey, also called
Nila. Just call him Nila. Nila beautiful Malangi. What is that song? Samviduta Oh my god, he's trying bringing up really bad apps. What what what apps? Of course he's bringing up bad apps. You're being very nice. You're being a jerk. Midnight, look at you can't leave it in
the picture. What What do you expect me to think they're going to be nice? Cat Williams is an So what is You said I said Oh, chatter Okay. bait. Yeah. But it's c h a t u r b a t e. Not like Not like Oh my god, why why would you say Okay well
anyway. Who didn't stop by? Who didn't stop by to wish you happy birthday? Well, I don't know if anybody came. It was me and it's like you came and then Rain came and then and JT said hi from the phone and then um Um nobody else. Mason did Mason, too. You kidding me? Alex didn't come by and Paige didn't come by. Somebody came by, I think. Nobody came by and said hi.
strangers. Neither am I. You're not going to have sex with The chatter bait's not about sex, about making money. Well, I'm I'm disappointed. Um it's okay. No, because they maybe they don't even know it's my birthday and like and then if if they do, it's like Well, you've been advertising it for months. A lot of them A lot of them are just over me, you know. It's fine. Somebody's going to surprise you today. I will watch. I can feel it. Well,
We're going to get get a big surprise. Well, well, yeah, a surprise. Yeah, I'll get a big plate. Michael Linguini. Michael Linguini, if he's alive, that'd be so crazy. That would be funny. What if he >> >> is like his like zombie self and then I hook up with him? He came and hit me up hit me back from the dead to like hang
>> >> Just and to say that it's okay that we use the tickets. >> >> He's back, everyone. He's back. He's got money. He's got money with him, too. I got I like replaced all of my thumbnails on all over my my page except for the ones where he was on the thumbnail. So if you you can go like find his stuff and see where he Oh, he's up there?
Yeah. That's funny. My lives my lives, yeah. So, um Yeah. If you guys are having a nice day, January 7th is usually like it's usually like um kind of like raining or something like that or not always like the nicest day, but tonight's or today hopefully will be a good day. I think I'm going to get my
steak and lobster for dinner tonight. Um But it's free, right? Pretty sure if you if you show your driver's license at this Spire Grill restaurant, you get a free steak lobster um dinner. Crazy, really? What's the name of the place? I'm not going to tell you because then it's like people will call and they try to ruin it for me, but I'll tell you after. >> Oh, you're right, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Forget that, yeah.
Yeah, but uh it's it's cuz it's kind of a secret, too. Like the restaurant, they don't really advertise it. They just like you have to like know somebody that like that you know, that tells you that they do that cuz my sister's you know, like a waitress and stuff. >> That's awesome, dude. Yeah, so I did it last year. It was like so good. It's like a lobster tail and I got big steak and like, you know, there's just like >> Wow. It's totally totally right it off right it right off on the menu, so it's way better than a dessert or anything.
It's like, you know, it's just like So it's like a secret menu kind of. Kind of, yeah. It's like a little secret thing they do at that restaurant. Like that the the waitresses know and stuff know about it or like, you know, people that that are like regulars maybe will figure out like hear about it, but they don't like advertise it, you know. So, but they yeah, they have the manager come to the table, check your ID, your driver's license and stuff. I won't tell you the place.
Oh, here. Let me let me read this for you real quick. This is the personality of somebody on January 7th. People born on January 7th are typically ambitious, disciplined Capricorns who blend practicality with unique intuition. Often driven to achieve goals, build strong foundations, and help others through compassionate work.
Though they can be serious or stubborn. Oh, yeah, definitely. Excelling in research, medicine, or individual pursuits with strengths and responsibility and loyalty. They're often highly logical and sensitive. Oh, yeah, definitely. Leading them to be supportive, resourceful, and innovative in their approach to life and work. Often taking things a step further than others.
That's definitely you. Your strengths are ambitious, disciplined loyal patient intuitive compassionate resourceful and innovative. Definitely. Your weaknesses are workaholic, inflexible stubborn or pessimistic at times. I can see that. Definitely stubborn. Totally stubborn.
Motivations are achieving goals, creating a solid future, and helping people. Yeah. Yeah, I totally see that. Career interests are They excel in fields requiring precision and dedication, such as research, medicine, sports, and technology. I don't know. It's It's not so much Not Not so much the sports and stuff yeah.
Enjoy building things, learning, and outdoor activities, valuing quality and tradition. Unique qualities They possess a unique combination of logic and intuition, allowing them to understand moods and situations deeply. They often feel a strong pull towards charity and bringing smiles to people's faces. Yeah, definitely you and definitely Alex, as well.
Yep. That works. They They wrote that with you in mind.
What happened? He's taking a You You taking a dude? You didn't hear a word I said, you son of a You see how he is? That's that Capricorn in him.
Oh Lenore.
Let me try to strangle the cat. What is he doing? Midnight, come up here so I can strangle you too. I I know you like to get choked. Come on, up here. Bring your black ass up here, Midnight.
>> >> Can you do something alone?
>>
>> Got it. I'm sorry. Are you there? Yeah, I'm waiting for you. I'm sorry. What you get, food? Yes, I got a Thank you so much. Thank you, Joni.
It's a anonymous. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. >> best, Joni. Thank you. Aw, it's a Can we see what it was? Believe in magic. Oh, your favorite. Hope there's a pie in there, at least.
Ooh. Oh my god, the the fries are so hot. Wow. Mhm. Oh. The cow is cream for the cat. Look at this. Cats are so cute WHEN THEY'RE RUNNING.
OH, IT'S COLD, TOO. HERE. COLD AND HOT. I just see Trixie cream. I like Oh no. It's disgusting. You see it? Yeah, I'll try not to watch.
What's Hey, it's cute. Not cute. Not cute? They make pies still, yeah. This is cute. They're not that good, though. They're not good like they used to be. I like the holiday pie. That's I was going to put it on. >> I I tried it. It tastes like Oh, come on. Yeah, it was no good. You know what is good? The cherry pie is really good.
They have a cherry pie? I don't I don't >> I think they have it for uh Valentine's Day, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cuz I just see the apple pie on there. I don't know right now, but Oh, I got a coffee. Oh my god. I ate the fries you got. Oh my gosh. Well, Yeah, Johnny, can I play the video? If you don't mind. I mean, if if you
don't I mean, if you don't want me to, I I cuz uh it did it kind of cool. What's about her? Play it. Yeah, well, I mean, if she wants me to. I don't know if she I have it on on the list. You You made it, right? Huh? You made it. I mean, play it. But it's for her It's hers. It's not for her. It's about her, okay. It's her likeness
in it. So, I don't know if she wants me to share it. Oh, her likeness. Oh, okay, yeah. Maybe not. Not while you're Not while you're eating. What a bastard, huh? That's such a bastard thing to say. Johnny, you know I didn't mean that, Johnny. Johnny, you're one of the sweetest people I ever met on YouTube. I know you is the know
like an angel on earth. Here, we got you, watch. You want to play? Okay, let me see. I got to download. And So, what if you smell a little bit, Johnny? It's okay. Oh, come on. Got to be nice. I didn't say bad.
Um This is Johnny, go to Bath & Body Works. They have a sale going on. Get Psyche some stuff, too. Please be Please Please What is What is What is What Please be friendly. What? What? Um Okay, I mean, I would just search by
sort by size. Okay, there we go. Um I just saw it it recently. Cuz it was Oh. Oh my god, there's something something just clicked. Okay, um Must be maybe a section. Okay. Johnny's not a man, but she has a giant Hey hey. >>
>> What? I don't know what you're saying. >> >> It's true. She showed everyone. She did not. That's why she got banned at Chaturbate. >> >> All right, Daddy. All right, all right. Happy birthday,
bro. I'll see you. Bye. Okay um I don't think It's very funny all the time to be to be joking like that, but okay, let me see. Um let's see. Where are we? Okay, here we go.
You guys want to see the the cool video?
Let me see. Next page. Lola is in the right sitting in front of me. Lola. Okay. So, what What am I What am I missing? Okay. Lola. Oh, here it I found it. Okay.
Okay, enjoy this video. This is really cool and it's really I hope you like it. This was Share screen.
>> >> Johnny woke up tired, had a little bruise covering the weight of what she didn't choose, but she plants her feet down. Whispers, "Not today. I'm still here. Find a way.
Even when the world turns cold and loud, I keep a quiet fire >> >> under doubt. I'm unbroken, >> still >> breathing, still strong.
>> I >> rise again when the night feels long. Life isn't easy but I'm learning to >> stand >> with a softer heart and a steadier
hand. I rise again.
Yeah, I rise again. >> >> I'm unbroken.
I rise again. >>
>> Unbroken. I rise again.
Beautiful. Thank you for letting me share that.
You're all getting together. You get You get really into it, too. Mhm. Oh, but But you weird, man. You can do whatever you want.
No. Johnny has a giant Johnny, are you participating in this in this in this banter? I don't know. It was terrible. You got a big old bush. Sip uh Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. I love you. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're talking about talking about me.
>> >> I used to just devour those fries. Like, I just like, "Whoa." You probably got cold. There was There's nothing worse than cold fries, right? They were still like a little bit warm, but now the coffee is still hot.
But yeah, did you know that the um That that That that was Johnny. Johnny, your ass looks great in that video. That that was amazing. It tricked you to his burger. Chicks will be getting some. Nuggets. Some some nuggets, chicks. Here.
What's up here? Is No, um pie came back tonight, yeah. Here. Here, there you go, Rudy. You're in there. Yeah. Lola, come on. Chicken nugget time. Here you go. Post the link. See who wants to come up.
Say you're going to wish me a very happy birthday and be pleasant. And not be mean to me cuz it's my birthday. You can't be mean to me on my birthday.
There you go. Here, Lola. Here. Oh, You have a happy birthday, no matter how much Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate you. Yeah, I love you guys. And I appreciate you guys for sticking around me. You guys must like me on some level. Even if you hate me, it's like at least like you know something.
I'd rather be that than like just ignore right?
Gay people have like a thing with like any publicity is good publicity. Oh my god. Thank you so much. You so much. I just got I don't know if you want me to You want me to say but thank you so much for the for that. Thank you so much. You're such a sweetheart. I love you. Thank you.
Yeah, I want I want people to get along here. I don't know as like it I mean it's like now it got kind of nasty cuz I was like thinking like maybe like oh on my birthday maybe like I can you know since Alexander's birthday too, maybe I'll be able to like you know reach out and say hi to her or whatever. All I've been doing is trying to say hi and like hey, like you know, it was it was a misunderstanding. And she just is like she said oh and never talk about me, never even like think about me. You
know, it's like that hurts. It's like cuz it's like what what I mean it's like I don't expect to like make one mistake and it's like okay, you know, just just discard because it's like that's traumatizing for me. Like there's to be discarded is like because it's like hardly anybody gets discarded. Like people will like just hate somebody but people can't even hate me. They
Even being like is like getting along with me like right now is like But uh Yeah, I mean it's like At the end of the day we're all we're all our own struggles and it's like we don't need to make things harder for each other, right? It's like I don't know. Um we should try to like It's like it's like I don't care if people people people don't help me, just don't like
hurt me. It's like if I'm like drowning in the ocean, like try to like put the paddle out so I could like you know pull me onto the boat instead of like knocking me over the head with it when I'm like you know like so so so swallowing seawater and drowning, right? It's a good distinction. Want some chicken nuggets, baby? Oh, I got it. Oh my god, it looks so good. Burger. Oh my god.
Hey, we have a guest coming up. Oh, it's Sig. Bacon for Rudy? Yes. Let's give him bacon for Rudy. Uh Rudy. Here we go. Here and Rudy and Tricks, you get you get some here. Here Tricks. Here. Here you go. I'm going to break it up. Give bits. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. Here Here Here Here Here Here you go, Rudy.
You first, Tricks. Here you go. Here. Here you go. Got it. You got it. Yep. Oh, here Tricks. Here you go. Here. Tricks has to eat it out of my hand. Well, Rudy is looking at it. Oh. Here you go. Thank you so much. You always got to fight Yeah. Let's they go they go where it doesn't fit anymore, right?
But the thing is I'm always like I'm like this kind of like Tetris kind of person where I'm like how do how can this like work I mean it's like cuz it's like we're we're all in the you know I don't know. Yes, it's like better. Like some people it's better to cut off the energy if they she thinks I mean at the end of the day if she thinks I'm a bad for her mental health or whatever and or she thinks I'm evil, it's like well then I'm then I'm not a positive force in her life and it's like it's okay. I understand but it's like I'm not evil. I
mean it's like that's not my intention at all and it's like and I'm not B. B is not my mistress and it's like and she doesn't B doesn't own me and B is not going to hurt me very very bad like Alexander said. I mean it's like well I So I don't I don't understand. It's like Um I'm not trying to slander her her in any way. It's like I just think that it's like she's seeing things in a very strange
skewed way that is not not representative of the actual truth. That's all I'm saying. I would love to talk it out but it's like it's impossible because she's like won't let me in her chat. She won't you know, I've been blocked everywhere. It's just like terrible. I try It's like oh I Maybe she will tomorrow. I don't B B has been nice to me lately.
But she still kind of like is like won't let go. I need people People need to seem to like let go sometimes of like the past. It's just like okay, you can't I mean it's like yeah, you can bring up the same over and over again unless like some but but I do something that that bad like really like really that bad. What was like the worst thing I did? Like Did I Did it hurt you or anything? No, it's like I didn't hurt anybody. It's like it was probably me. If I hurt anybody, it was just me being hurt,
right? We have a guest. Oh, there's home. Who's this guy? Who's this stud? Oh, oh yeah, I missed someone. Hello ma'am. Ma'am? Oh, it's Sig. I'm sorry. You're a beautiful woman. But why are your eyebrows like that?
You put on eye makeup? You wax your eyebrows, Sig? Sig. Hello. Why is your microphone so loud? Can you hear me? No. Here, let me turn on your microphone. NOW I HEAR YOU. HELLO. YEAH, now I hear you.
Perfect. What's up? Stop turning up your mic. Stop it. Okay. What happened? You're talking too loud and then you're annoying me on my birthday. Okay, get out of here. Get out of here. >> Happy birthday. Oh, thank you. How are you? Why are you like spaz young? Cuz you're putting your microphone up so loud it hurt my eardrums. Happy birthday, dude. Shout out to you. Who's this like Indian guy? He's an
Indian guy named Gautam and he's from India, South India. It's crazy. What part? Do you feel comfortable sharing what what part of India you're from, Gautam? I mean you could be like vague. Yeah. He said He said up or down? Down? I mean you could just say like the
province or whatever, like the state or whatever. You don't have to like say what town. I'll cut that. Bombay or uh There you go. Good down. Yeah. I'm from Jew York. You can't say that. People will say that. That's what they call it. Don't Who's they? Who do you call it that? They? New Yorkers.
They call New York. They call it Jew York guy as a matter of fact. I don't think regular New Yorkers call it that. This is a this is a term of endearment. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Well, I'm going to apologize to the audience in the audience that is Well, are you are you but you're not Jewish and so it's obviously I don't I have Jewish friends
that I cherish. Yo, Gautam, your I don't think your mic is even like on. Do you have it plugged in or something? Like I'm hearing like static sounds. It's like Batman. Batman Sounds like you're doing origami.
Can I play origami with your dick? This guy's doing a chicken tikka masala and it's too loud cuz of the frying sounds. It's not chicken. It's um it's a McDouble. So it's it's human human A McDouble Mc masala tikka masala? That's crazy. I'm not eating tikka masala. I'm not in India. That's what Gautam, what are you eating, Gautam? This guy is. This guy's
in Kolkata. No, he's not. Are you in Kolkata? No, he's Yeah, I mean I don't know, dude. Oh, is that in South India? I'm not sure. It means it's a big place. A billion people there. There's a lot of people there, so I hear. Well. Like a billions type We have you know how many people Yeah, I mean. Yeah.
What would you do psyche? What would you do if you were surrounded by billions of people? I am right now. Aren't I? No, but like literally like you ever seen those Indian trains? Like there there's literally there's lit Oh my god. Oh my god, we we must have
lost Sig. I'm so sorry. Um so Gautam, how are you? I I don't want to hear about his take on Indian trains and how what what kind of a mind it is. I mean it's like Okay, Sig, go away. Kim Jong-un is here. Perfect. I'd rather have him than Sig. Yo, where's Sig? You want to talk to him?
Yeah. Did he leave? Literally, dude. No, dude. I'm going to tell you right now unless I announce that I'm out of here, I'm not leaving. All right? If I leave, it's cuz I got kicked out. It's facts. What's good, brother? Anyways, this guy likes to do this thing where he's like oh oh no, I know. Where did he go?
Oh. The Indian people literally there's so many people in India that you get on a train and there's people on top of the train. Not because they're like oh, I'm being a daredevil. Oh, I'm sur a subway surfer. Literally because there's no more space. Facts. Facts. Yeah, and they're
on and they do that with the trucks, too. Sorry. They end up dying. It happens. 100%. Unfortunately, that's it happens. Yo, Sig, quick question, bro. Are you just as upset as I am that Curtis Sliwa lost?
I don't know, honestly. I mean I like the ideals but at the same time, right? What was it that he did in like 1991 or some That fool he staged a robbery. He staged a kidnapping. And he actually has a criminal record for this. I see. I didn't even know.
You didn't know that? There you go. So it's like I like the idea of that but this is this kind of makes things different. I got you. Okay, I didn't know that. See? >> That's why a lot of the OGs That's why a lot of like a lot of New York's voters are like old. And so that that's why Cuomo kept
winning the vote. So they remember this. The the the old the old the old-timers that been around in New York since the '80s '70s. They like know. There's a lot of people You know, you got all the students from the from the schools. You know? Right.
What what are your thoughts on Maduro getting uh I don't know. I mean, I think um I think he's a scumbag. If if these things if if these I like the ideas. I don't know about the execution. Yes. Yes. >> And I don't know about how how these things will come to fruition if they
ever will because there's always a lot of very uh what's it called? Idealistic politicians that have their beautiful ideas for a different world and and it's really something that can be challenging to make into reality. Last question. What are your thoughts on
Maduro getting uh captured? I think I think that I know what my next Halloween costume for 2026 is going to be. You got the Nike >> Cuz I already have a gray Nike tech suit. You know, supposedly uh those things uh are out of stock. W. There you go. That's everybody got
the same idea. Everybody's going to be walking around like Maduro in the helicopter. W. He's a scumbag, isn't he, bro? W. W. W. WWE >> Shout out to him. You still watch WWE? I don't I I ain't never enjoyed watching
that. What? How old are you? >> that's just gay and How old are you? I'm 27. >> WWE, WWF, whatever you want to call it. I always said that was I want to watch What I You know what I watched? I watched the Mexican wrestling where they were really throwing chairs like steel chairs over each others heads. That was the I was watching. That was
That was you. >> each others skulls open. Oh my god. ECW >> is lit. ECW W. Cheers. Did you uh wish Psyche a happy birthday? I did earlier. I don't know if you heard it. Okay.
>> That guy is always like uh being Okay. to me. Ah, come on, Psyche. That's unfortunate, but that's how it is, I guess. Ah, >> Shout out to him. He's a good dude. >> He finally He's finally awakened and now he knows who the true Alexander Myers is.
Finally knows who Alexander is.
You heard?
Hello. You? Hello. >> Arker always sucking ass because nobody with him anymore. W. See, that could never be me. That could never be me. >> Okay. Why so? Just cuz it could never be me. That's
it. Okay. W. You know what? Lately you've been uh You've been really uh How do I say this in the least meanest way? You've been very like smart on panel. Like you've been very talented, very talkative.
You sound like a gay Oh, what the Why? Cuz I said so. Oh, my bad. My bad. Okay. Cool. Yo, what happened to Blackout Andrew's channel? I don't know. What You're asking like as if I know what has happened to it. I thought you were cool with him. That's
why. Who said that? I just thought. You thought. Yeah, I thought wrong, I guess. It does sound like you did think wrong. Yo, why you so mean to me, bro? Why you sucking dick? Woah, what the
Let me ask you that question. What's wrong with you, dude? Why you sucking dick? Why you eating friend? What the >> Is that more of your language? I'm actually um Mesopotamian. You're actually Ah, come on, dude. That's
That's not politically correct to say. W. Did you know that Indians not all Indians in India have bathrooms? Did you know that I don't give a Oh, My bad. Damn. What the Are we in India, Well, we have an Indian on panel. I
thought I figured, you know, make a combo. Are we in Are we on India? I mean, we're on the internet. >> The guy doesn't even have his mic working. I don't know if we can even have this conversation. >> Cuz maybe he lives in a part of India Damn. that they have all the plumbing and Psyche, do you hate me, bro? What's going on?
What are you talking about? Why are you pissed off at me? You want me to suck your dick? Like the other day we got along, you know, we were talking about the Georgia >> What the you're bro. For real. Dude, I'm not even insulting you. You're
slow, bro. I'm not insulting you. I'm just telling you as a matter of fact, you're slow. All right. My bad. I'm not ignoring anybody. You're being a douchebag right now, though, to be honest. I'm trying to be Nah, you're slow, bro. You're slow. Damn, bro. What the
You're literally slow, dude. Shout out to you. All right. me, then. scumbag, I guess, right?
Do you have any cats, Psyche? I get hella Yeah, what? No, no, no. Like meow meow cats. Like real cats. Yeah, I be getting all the meow meow, Ah, come on, dude. It's a PG channel, bro. Come on.
I be getting all the bunnies. What? W. Yo, what are your thoughts on Sandman? Why are you worried about another man? I'm just trying to make some small talk. That's all.
That's my thoughts. My thoughts is why are you worried about another man? All right. Did you see Jay get exposed by Controller? Again, why are you worried about another man? >> Oh my goodness, bro. You see, it's literally It's like that, bro. It's like that, my
Why are you worried about another man? All right, bro. Whatever, man. If you don't like me, just say it. Just spit it out, dude. I'm just telling you, why are you worried about another man? It's a drama channel. It's a drama community. What are we What are you saying? All right, but I'm If I'm going to talk about drama, I'm going to talk about B the shaking her tits for me.
That type That's my drama. Have you seen her tits? Have you seen her photo? Psyche, thoughts on Psyche spending thousand plus on Fail to Launch website. Ah, come on, dude. It's his birthday, dude. I'm reading comments here, okay? Oh my goodness. Where is that? I'm going to time that out.
>> You know what I think about that? I think chat, you guys should um you guys should like if you with Psyche, there you go. You know what I mean? Help him out. All right. I put that up. >> Psyche, thoughts on the rumors that Psyche canceled the StreamYard premium and that's why he's not going live as much anymore. I can tell you as somebody that has used StreamYard for
years now Yeah. to have a background on StreamYard like so, as you see, you need to be paying for it. You need to be paying premium to see this background. If If you don't pay premium, if you pay the basic one, you're limited to six guests total and or six people total and you will have a black background. To have the background
like this, you need to pay. And I think I think they're saying that because they see the little powered by StreamYard in the corner. No, you can turn that off. Yeah, with with your own Spotify premium, but I mean It's a good way to show people that are Spotify Whatever. StreamYard. Same thing. >> Well,
and you said I'm the slow one. I misspoke. When I missed you, you called me slow.
>> Well, honestly, I think I would be Sig, concerned if you were driving and you were all blackout drunk. Sig, are you still cool with Isaiah? >> not doing that even though you're Are you still cool with Isaiah? I've never been cool with that guy. Oh. Okay. Are you cool with that guy?
Yeah. That tells me all I need to know. Why shouldn't I be cool? He's done nothing to me.
That's all that tells me that I need to know myself.
So, you don't like him because what? That all?
He calls me the slow one. Guy can't even answer a question.
What's your channel? I'm getting timed out by math people. I'm on I'm on Rumble. Signal 66 on Rumble. I >> Check me out. Follow my channel. I'm on Rumble. I'm on YouTube as well, but I stream on Rumble primarily. I miss your >> Signal 66. old channel. Much appreciated. Thank you for the
follows. Have you called into CT's channel? Oh, yeah, plenty of times. You're talking about Chaotic Truth? Yeah, lately though, lately. I know I've seen you there before, but have you called in lately? I mean, I join there all the time. How How often do you join? How often do
you join ATC's stream? Uh like daily, bro. I I love that channel, bro. Kidding me? love CT. >> And what do you What did you think What did you think What did you think when Beta or like excuse me,
uh Pebs Pebs uh joined his stream? Like what what Like what did What was your opinion of this? Oh, no. I I didn't see that. When was this? What do you mean by that? When did she call in? Huh? When was this? I missed it.
It was like over several years. Oh, several years ago. Okay, I know that. I think I meant lately. >> No, no, no. It was over a span of years. What? Like you couldn't have missed it even if you were blindfolded and deaf and >> Although, I only found out about CT maybe like 2 years ago.
You know what I mean? >> That's crazy. Yo, his is like >> yo Psyche? If you didn't hear me the first time, I'll say it again. Happy birthday to you, buddy. >> Uh God bless you and I hope that you Aw. have a Aw. >> fruitful life Aw. ahead of you. I've never heard Sig say such beautiful
beautiful things. Sig. That's so beautiful. Wow. Yeah, Psyche's all smoked out. He's already having a good time. Hello, Psyche. Can you say thank you? What the hell? Yo, like see now you sound like an
Who me? Yo Psyche. Does he know that he we can't hear him or something? Like what's going on? Psyche. We can't even see your mouth, bro. Can you show us your mouth? Are you talking?
Oh my goodness. That's kind of That's kind of messed up. You should at least say thank you.
It's all messed up.
I would have been like, "Yo, Sig, I appreciate the kind words, you know. I know and you're not much of a of a person who spews out their uh their kind words to anyone, but being one of the persons that you have been uh so open to, I appreciate that, Sig. As a matter of fact,
I feel like giving you a wrench. Here's a wrench, brother.
I'm sorry, chat. I'm just trying to like trying to bring in some content. This mad boring. I ain't even going to lie. He's bringing levity to the situation. This boring as bro. You got Sig who's not
responding. You got Psyche who's got a up mic. You got the other >> saying is that you're boring. Shut your mouth, Is that what you're saying? >> with you. Trying to play cool with you, you no-selling acting like you a >> you don't play? you, I don't listen to you.
Stupid Stupid ass Mexican drunk ass piece of Living up to your stereotypes. you. Love you. Dumb ass
Grown as hell, The works for alcohol. That's all he does. Guy lives in the >> up, Bay Clips on Rumble? Chat, have you guys seen If If that's even the same person. Chat, y'all Y'all seen this guy's bed? He literally He sleeps in a bunk bed, bro. Guy's 35 years old sleeping in a bunk
bed. you. >> What a >> Thank you for joining the stream. Hit the follow button while you're here. >> dumb ass up. Shout out to you, Bay Clips. Guy's drunk as hell. He Every time he calls in, guess what? He's either drunk or he's drinking. It's that easy.
The only time he's quiet is when he's sleeping. Guy's a weirdo. A real piece of I'd say.
What up, Clumsy?
Man is always wearing a um What is this? He's always wearing a beanie. He reminds me of that streamer. What's his name? Forgot his name. Dan Wood with the hard arm.
No. He's always talking political W. Yo, chat. You guys are not >> favorite part about Psyche's streams. When you're not on it. >> part about Psyche's streams is when he allows a good conversation to flow.
Which I feel like this isn't very often because of very often he will interrupt the flow of good conversation. This is excluded. Currently, this is I wouldn't consider this that. Really? What's funny is that he's been >> my answer. What's funny is that he's been muted for the last couple minutes
and you can't have a conversation with me. You can't go back and forth with me. I don't think there's like a Here's the thing. What if I told you that you're like not really good at conversing? What if I told you conversing isn't a word? That is a word. Hm. All right, real great. This is what you think
conversing is. You're such a scumbag, dude. I I I I don't like you. I really don't. I tried giving you like some some leeway. I tried giving you some you know, like, "All right, dude, you know, like we mad cool." Nah nah nah. You're a real piece of Psyche, does your mic work, bro? Cuz I
can't stand this guy. Oh, Sig, isn't he isn't he your friend? I thought we were cool. This guy's like, "Oh, you're so slow." Meanwhile, I'm drinking alcohol in the morning. Sig Sig has one of the more severe cases of Down syndrome on the show, you know. He has >> Oh. I think that the unique instance here is that
Hello? What? Yo, Psyche. Yeah? What happened? Bro, he left a while ago. Did you banish him? No. I didn't do anything. He left on his own. So, it's just you and me or it's it and me Sig, Um
finally alone. I've been waiting since the show started for us to be alone. I wanted to Sig is breaking up ibuprofen and snorting it. Great deal. Reading your chat. I'm going to take a shot. Cheers. Okay. Can I take a shot? >> Shout out to you. Out of your belly
button? I'm going to I'm going to say like I would rather you not do that. Is it just rather or definitely not? I would definitely not allow you to do that. What if you were asleep and then I I am like poured like a Well, then that would if I was asleep then I would be
unconscious. Yeah. Can I do it then? >> Cheers. You wouldn't even know about it. I'll just do it after you pass out up from a bottle of cheap vodka. I'll pour another bottle of cheap vodka on your belly. And drink out of it. That's called love. Hello?
Hello? I think I think I lost Sig. Hello?
Sig? Oh yeah, there you are. Hi. Let me ask you, blind or some? No, I mean well Sig, my my screen is like it's very tiny. Hold on. I'm not blind. Okay. Well,
what do you want to do Sig? You want to Um Yes, this is a mods. Want to make love? This is a mods bottle refill water yes. That's exactly what it is. Hey, watch this. Welcome to the Explainer. Today we're cracking open a classified file to take a look at a world that's hiding right under our noses. We're going to
peel back the layers of the official story to see the machinery that really runs things and trust me, it is way stranger and more dangerous than you can even imagine. You know, it all starts with this one simple question. A question that opens up a reality that's incredibly complex and frankly pretty dangerous. What if all those whispers, all those blacked out documents, all those late night radio shows,
what if they were all pointing to the same terrifying truth? If you look closely, our official history is just full of these little whispers and redacted files. They're the first hints that we are definitely not being told the whole story. These are the loose threads that, if you pull on them, could unravel everything we think we know. And we're not just talking about fringe theories here. These are
documented events, actual government projects that are basically entry points into a much, much deeper rabbit hole. You've got official UFO investigations like Project Blue Book, the whole rumored Majestic 12 Committee, the CIA's infamous mind control experiments with MK Ultra, heck, even the weirdness around the Y2K panic. Every single one is like a public scar from a secret
history. So, when the shadows have teeth, somebody has to be there to fight back, right? And when the threats aren't just human, but something else, well, you need a different kind of soldier. These are the secret protectors. That's the Creative Ages, a clandestine American organization that's waging a secret war to protect a public that doesn't even have a clue it's in danger.
Their whole mission is containment. Keep the secrets buried, fight the weird stuff far away from us because public panic, that's a weapon they just can't afford to let loose. And so, our operatives are so much more than just spies. Do you know what a psi-op is? walking a super thin line between duty and obsession. I mean, look at this personnel file. Beyond skills
like disguise and interrogation, this operative has actual psychic powers like astral projection. These agents are intense, they're crafty, and honestly, they're often watched by their own bosses because of the crazy zeal they bring to the job. You can see it in their gear, too. It's this wild blend of classic spycraft, you know, scramblers, long-range mics, with some really
cutting-edge and, let's be honest, ethically questionable technology. We're talking mind control drugs cooked up by MK Ultra that can make someone paranoid or forget everything. And briefcases that don't just protect what's inside, they completely destroy the contents if someone tries to force them open. Okay, so let's get into it. What are they actually fighting? The truth is so much
stranger than just human bad guys. The threats Aegis is up against, they come from other worlds, from beneath our feet, and from dimensions we can barely even wrap our heads around. And get this, it's not just one alien threat. There are multiple factions all with their own confusing and conflicting goals for Earth. On one side, you've got the Grays. They're psychic and our chaotic human thoughts are like
unbearable noise to them. So, they abduct us to try and figure out our alien minds. On the other side, you have the Saurians, this super secret reptilian race that's quietly steering our military-industrial complex for their own purposes. But the rabbit hole goes way deeper than just aliens. This is where the line between sci-fi and ancient myth just completely blurs. You've got operatives with superhuman
strength and speed, and their powers come from these tiny microscopic machines, a legacy from the lost civilization of Atlantis, which brings us to magic. In this world, magic isn't just real, it's a weapon. And it has been for centuries. This quote from the occultist Aleister Crowley, that's not just some philosophical idea, for some of these
people, it's a mission statement. So, all of this paranormal stuff, the psychic powers, the monsters, the ancient rituals, it's all powered by this dangerous force that threatens the entire human race. It's this raw energy that can be harnessed, but yeah, using it comes with a huge risk of corruption and just flat-out madness. It's this raw energy that can be harnessed, but yeah, using it comes with a huge risk of corruption and just
flat-out madness. But long before governments ever created secret agencies to deal with aliens, other powers were already in the game, patiently building their own version of control for centuries. So, meet the Cabal. It's basically a fraternity of sorcerers that's as old as civilization itself. It's a sanctuary for anyone touched by the supernatural.
We're talking sorcerers, psychics, even vampires and werewolves. Their whole goal started with just trying to survive, but over time, it's evolved into a quiet, patient game of gaining power and influence over our world. This secret world is so huge and just plain bizarre that it even has its own colleges. At Illuminati University, the academic food chain includes
professors, deans, and cats. You can literally major in things man was not meant to know and take classes like do-it-yourself sentience. This is a place where the phrase publish or perish might be taken very, very literally. So, how does all this fit together? Well, it's a secret, multi-front war for the future of humanity. And it's being
fought by dozens of different groups who are all convinced that they're the good guys. So, see, this isn't just one conspiracy. It's a whole universe of them, all crashing into each other just beneath the surface of what we see every day. This isn't a simple fight of good versus evil. It is a chaotic free-for-all where everybody has an agenda and humanity is
stuck right in the middle. For the few people who are recruited or are just unlucky enough to find out the truth, there is no turning back. It doesn't matter if you're an Aegis agent, a Cabal initiate, or just some person who saw something you shouldn't have, you're in the game now. There are no sidelines. And that, right there, is the ultimate
question. With governments, aliens, and ancient magical orders all pulling the strings, who's the puppet and who's the puppeteer? It's a question these files leave chillingly, provocatively unanswered. And it really makes you wonder, whose agenda are we all living
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