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The episode is a late-night surprise stream where Psyche performs poetic invocations of Matangi, followed by personal reflections and a reimagined dark retelling of The Little Mermaid.
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The episode is a late-night surprise stream where Psyche performs poetic invocations of Matangi, followed by personal reflections and a reimagined dark retelling of The Little Mermaid.
In the hush beyond the temple light,
In the hush beyond the temple light,
where the lilies drink the dark.
where the lilies drink the dark.
You arrive with a crescent in
You arrive with a crescent in
your hair
your hair
and a forest in your heart.
and a forest in your heart.
Peregrine
Peregrine
whisper on your hand, red silk moving
whisper on your hand, red silk moving
like flame.
like flame.
You sing the hidden names of things and
You sing the hidden names of things and
nothing stays the same.
nothing stays the same.
Lotus eye in the midnight
Lotus eye in the midnight
grove, jasmine breathing at your
grove, jasmine breathing at your
feet.
feet.
Everyone begins to listen
Everyone begins to listen
>> when your wild song turns sweet.
>>
>>
>> when your wild song turns sweet.
Queen of the age of the left out
Queen of the age of the left out
ones, of the word that breaks
ones, of the word that breaks
the wall.
the wall.
You make a throne from what we
You make a throne from what we
fear and beauty
fear and beauty
out of all.
out of all.
Soft as nectar on the
Soft as nectar on the
tongue,
tongue,
sharp as iron through a lie.
sharp as iron through a lie.
You are
You are
mercy with a knife of truth. You are
mercy with a knife of truth. You are
moon fire in the sky.
moon fire in the sky.
Matangi, mother of the living
Matangi, mother of the living
sound.
sound.
>>
>>
>> peace in the pulse and fire in the
>> peace in the pulse and fire in the
ground.
ground.
Skull cup full of stars,
Skull cup full of stars,
blade of lucid grace, dark
blade of lucid grace, dark
river of wisdom, moon upon your face.
river of wisdom, moon upon your face.
Sing me tender, sing me fierce.
Sing me tender, sing me fierce.
Split the veil and calm the sea.
Split the veil and calm the sea.
Holy outcast, royal storm,
Holy outcast, royal storm,
make a fearless song of me.
make a fearless song of me.
ruins without shame, wearing gunja beads
You walk through
You walk through
ruins without shame, wearing gunja beads
and gold.
and gold.
Gathering the broken
Gathering the broken
syllables that frightened
syllables that frightened
mouths won't hold. You bless the
mouths won't hold. You bless the
unclean, lift the castoff,
unclean, lift the castoff,
crown the
crown the
margins with your art.
margins with your art.
>>
>>
>> And every buried exile truth
>> And every buried exile truth
comes beating through the heart.
comes beating through the heart.
Your laughter bends the clock of fate.
Your laughter bends the clock of fate.
Your silence floods the room.
Your silence floods the room.
You can make a garden
You can make a garden
from a grave, even make a
from a grave, even make a
sunrise from a tomb.
sunrise from a tomb.
Sweet voice crooning
Sweet voice crooning
>>
>>
>> like a queen.
>> like a queen.
Black flame wrapped in red,
Black flame wrapped in red,
you plant a lotus in
you plant a lotus in
the mind where lesser gods have bled.
the mind where lesser gods have bled.
Matangi
Matangi
mother of the living soul,
mother of the living soul,
peace in the pulse and fire in the
peace in the pulse and fire in the
ground.
ground.
Skull cup full of stars,
Skull cup full of stars,
of lucid grace, dark river of wisdom,
of lucid grace, dark river of wisdom,
blade
blade
moon upon your face. Sing me
moon upon your face. Sing me
tender, sing me fierce. Split the veil
tender, sing me fierce. Split the veil
and calm the sea.
and calm the sea.
Holy outcast, royal storm.
Holy outcast, royal storm.
Make a fearless song of me.
Make a fearless song of me.
When they call me
When they call me
strange,
strange,
let me be strange with you.
let me be strange with you.
When they call me
When they call me
ruined,
ruined,
make the ruin bloom.
make the ruin bloom.
When they call me
When they call me
darkness,
darkness,
let me shine dark, too.
let me shine dark, too.
>>
You
You
>>
>> who turn the refuse into perfume.
>> who turn the refuse into perfume.
Teach my mouth the honey and the
Teach my mouth the honey and the
thunder. Teach my hands the stillness
thunder. Teach my hands the stillness
and the strike. Teach my soul
and the strike. Teach my soul
to kneel without surrender.
to kneel without surrender.
Teach my heart the truth
Teach my heart the truth
that does not fray.
that does not fray.
Metangi, mother of the living
Metangi, mother of the living
sound. Peace in the pulse and fire in
sound. Peace in the pulse and fire in
the ground.
the ground.
Parrot of the secret word, queen
Parrot of the secret word, queen
of midnight grace. Jasmine on the black
of midnight grace. Jasmine on the black
wind, stars inside your face. Sing me
wind, stars inside your face. Sing me
tender.
tender.
>> Sing me fierce.
>>
>> Sing me fierce.
>>
Let me burn and let me heal.
Let me burn and let me heal.
Lotus in the ashes.
Lotus in the ashes.
Gold within the real.
Gold within the real.
Metangi
Metangi
keep my voice on the
keep my voice on the
wood. Keep my spirit wild and free.
wood. Keep my spirit wild and free.
Moon in the skull cup, blade in the
Moon in the skull cup, blade in the
bloom. Make a fearless song of
bloom. Make a fearless song of
me.
me.
Oh. right up.
Oh. right up.
Lights low, no
Lights low, no
ulterior cause, no guilt to
ulterior cause, no guilt to
pay. Just velvet breath and the candles
pay. Just velvet breath and the candles
sway. If you're looking for a sign,
sway. If you're looking for a sign,
you're
you're
standing in it. Father psyche smiles
standing in it. Father psyche smiles
come and come in two minutes.
come and come in two minutes.
>>
>>
>> I found your name in the smoke of a
>> I found your name in the smoke of a
Monday. Spelled it out like a charming
Monday. Spelled it out like a charming
cliché.
cliché.
>>
>>
>> Drew a little circle, made it look holy,
>> Drew a little circle, made it look holy,
then laugh cuz my halo keeps slipping
then laugh cuz my halo keeps slipping
away.
away.
>>
>> Father psyche counting beats like
>> Father psyche counting beats like
>>
punchlines. Blessing my mess with a
punchlines. Blessing my mess with a
crooked
crooked
grin. Says, "Baby, your demons are
grin. Says, "Baby, your demons are
mostly unpaid interns. Let them
mostly unpaid interns. Let them
clock out, let the light get in." The
clock out, let the light get in." The
room is a mirror with lipstick
room is a mirror with lipstick
scripture. Every reflection
scripture. Every reflection
learns how to flirt. I kneel to the
learns how to flirt. I kneel to the
basic it's ancient doctrine. Stand back
basic it's ancient doctrine. Stand back
up in a greater shape. In the cults of
up in a greater shape. In the cults of
psyche, we don't need saving. We
psyche, we don't need saving. We
need good timing and a little
need good timing and a little
brave soul. Say father psyche like a
brave soul. Say father psyche like a
sweet confession. Let the hymn hit
sweet confession. Let the hymn hit
soft where the heat lives in. In
soft where the heat lives in. In
the cults of psyche, come closer, don't
the cults of psyche, come closer, don't
panic. No secret handshake, just
panic. No secret handshake, just
skin and truth. If you feel that shiver,
skin and truth. If you feel that shiver,
that's your spirit laughing. Father
that's your spirit laughing. Father
Psyche, welcome back to you.
Psyche, welcome back to you.
I brought you incense
I brought you incense
and expensive feelings and a horoscope I
and expensive feelings and a horoscope I
refuse to obey.
refuse to obey.
Put my doubt on airplane mode for a
Put my doubt on airplane mode for a
second just to hear what your
second just to hear what your
silence would say.
silence would say.
Father Psyche pours tea like a tiny
Father Psyche pours tea like a tiny
ceremony
ceremony
stirs the moon with a silver spoon, says
stirs the moon with a silver spoon, says
desire is a prayer
desire is a prayer
with better posture, don't apologize for
with better posture, don't apologize for
what you were soon.
what you were soon.
My mouth is a knot, so
My mouth is a knot, so
I keep it tender. My
I keep it tender. My
tongue tells the truth with plausible
tongue tells the truth with plausible
sin. Your gaze is a key that refuses
sin. Your gaze is a key that refuses
a label. Turn it slowly, let the
a label. Turn it slowly, let the
lock give in. And if love's a spell, I
lock give in. And if love's a spell, I
won't oversell it. I won't recruit
won't oversell it. I won't recruit
you with glitter and fear. I'll
you with glitter and fear. I'll
just sing you a door you can
just sing you a door you can
walk through freely and keep a light in
walk through freely and keep a light in
the atmosphere. In the cults of Psyche,
the atmosphere. In the cults of Psyche,
we don't need saving. We need
we don't need saving. We need
good timing and then a little bracing.
good timing and then a little bracing.
Say Father Psyche like a sweet
Say Father Psyche like a sweet
confession. Let the hymn hit soft where
confession. Let the hymn hit soft where
the heat lives in.
the heat lives in.
In the cults of Psyche, come closer,
In the cults of Psyche, come closer,
don't panic. No secret handshake, just
don't panic. No secret handshake, just
skin and truth.
skin and truth.
>> If you feel that shiver, that's your
>> If you feel that shiver, that's your
>>
>>
spirit laughing.
spirit laughing.
Father Psyche, welcome back to you.
Father Psyche, welcome back to you.
There's a soft kind of power in
There's a soft kind of power in
choosing yourself,
choosing yourself,
in naming the ache without making
in naming the ache without making
it law.
it law.
I've worn my shame like a ceremonial
I've worn my shame like a ceremonial
collar.
collar.
Now I am classified with a
Now I am classified with a
lover's all. Father Psyche has seen
lover's all. Father Psyche has seen
and
and
has trouble with forgiving a shimmering
has trouble with forgiving a shimmering
ink.
ink.
Says your heart is a temple that moves
Says your heart is a temple that moves
when you dance. Let it relocate every
when you dance. Let it relocate every
time you blink. We're all just
time you blink. We're all just
stories and bodies of starlight trying
stories and bodies of starlight trying
to look casual under the sun.
to look casual under the sun.
So if you catch me praying in a
So if you catch me praying in a
nightclub, light in mind your
nightclub, light in mind your
business. I'm becoming one. I don't
business. I'm becoming one. I don't
want a cage or the
want a cage or the
wild conquest. I want a palace
wild conquest. I want a palace
that still lets me breathe.
that still lets me breathe.
>> Kiss me like mystery. Hold me like
>>
>> Kiss me like mystery. Hold me like
>>
mercy. Then laugh like we never needed
mercy. Then laugh like we never needed
relief. In the cult of psyche,
relief. In the cult of psyche,
we don't need saving. We need
we don't need saving. We need
good timing and a little bracing. Say
good timing and a little bracing. Say
"Father psyche" like a sweet confession.
"Father psyche" like a sweet confession.
Let the hem hit soft where the heat
Let the hem hit soft where the heat
lives in.
lives in.
In the cult of psyche, come
In the cult of psyche, come
closer. Don't panic. No secret
closer. Don't panic. No secret
handshake. Just inner truth. If you feel
handshake. Just inner truth. If you feel
that shiver, that's your spirit
that shiver, that's your spirit
laughing.
laughing.
Father psyche, welcome back to
Father psyche, welcome back to
you.
you.
If I'm a spell, I'm the kind you can
If I'm a spell, I'm the kind you can
break. No chains, no threats, no
break. No chains, no threats, no
proof you belong. But
proof you belong. But
if you stay, let it be for the tremble,
if you stay, let it be for the tremble,
for the way your name
for the way your name
turns gold in the
turns gold in the
song.
song.
Father psyche whispers, "Don't
Father psyche whispers, "Don't
worship the wound. Use it like a tool.
worship the wound. Use it like a tool.
We'll be precise and kind." So
We'll be precise and kind." So
I take my past like a robot can loosen
I take my past like a robot can loosen
and step out naked in my own mind.
and step out naked in my own mind.
In the cult of psyche, we don't need
In the cult of psyche, we don't need
saving. We need good timing and a little
saving. We need good timing and a little
bracing.
bracing.
Say "Father psyche" like a sweet
Say "Father psyche" like a sweet
confession. Let the hem hit soft where
confession. Let the hem hit soft where
the heat lives in.
the heat lives in.
In the cult of psyche, come
In the cult of psyche, come
closer. Don't panic. Your secret
closer. Don't panic. Your secret
handshake, skin and truth. If you feel
handshake, skin and truth. If you feel
that shiver, that's your spirit
that shiver, that's your spirit
laughing.
laughing.
Father psychic.
Father psychic.
Welcome back to you.
Welcome back to you.
>>
>>
>> Father psychic.
>> Father psychic.
>>
>>
>> Welcome back to you.
>> Welcome back to you.
>>
>>
>> Hi.
>> Hi.
I don't know. I guess nobody want like a
I don't know. I guess nobody want like a
chibi.
chibi.
A weird day, huh? What was the Yesterday
A weird day, huh? What was the Yesterday
was
was
I guess some people were pretty
I guess some people were pretty
annoying but
annoying but
you know you know who the regular
you know you know who the regular
suspect but
suspect but
Hi.
Hi.
I don't know. It's Sunday. What is It's
I don't know. It's Sunday. What is It's
Monday morning. Hey guys, if you are
Monday morning. Hey guys, if you are
interested in in um
interested in in um
coding
coding
there's a free It's like women
there's a free It's like women
international women's day today.
international women's day today.
And so there's online this website
And so there's online this website
called lovable.com.
called lovable.com.
You can just go and it's like free all
You can just go and it's like free all
day I guess to to do it. It's like
day I guess to to do it. It's like
pretty cool
pretty cool
if you know what you're doing there, but
if you know what you're doing there, but
Yeah, I don't know. I try to like
Yeah, I don't know. I try to like
tell people about cool stuff and
tell people about cool stuff and
nobody believes me sometimes.
nobody believes me sometimes.
But
But
might might do better to believe me. So,
might might do better to believe me. So,
anyway, how are you doing?
anyway, how are you doing?
I'm going to put on a
I'm going to put on a
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I might just end I might just end the
I might just end I might just end the
minute but
minute but
Born mute, she chose it. Not seashells,
Born mute, she chose it. Not seashells,
not trinkets, men, human artifacts.
not trinkets, men, human artifacts.
Forks, lenses, compass needles, objects
Forks, lenses, compass needles, objects
with purpose she couldn't name, couldn't
with purpose she couldn't name, couldn't
articulate, couldn't explain to her
articulate, couldn't explain to her
father without watching his face
father without watching his face
collapse into something between grief
collapse into something between grief
and rage.
and rage.
The therapists, three silver-finned
The therapists, three silver-finned
elders her father trusted, agreed.
elders her father trusted, agreed.
Fixation disorder, possible dissociative
Fixation disorder, possible dissociative
ideation, a compulsion to escape
ideation, a compulsion to escape
>>
>>
identity.
identity.
>> Ariel smiled at their charts and said
>> Ariel smiled at their charts and said
nothing.
nothing.
She already knew what she wanted. She'd
She already knew what she wanted. She'd
known since she was 12. She wanted legs.
known since she was 12. She wanted legs.
More than legs,
More than legs,
she wanted to be witnessed by someone
she wanted to be witnessed by someone
who had no idea what she was.
who had no idea what she was.
Ursula lived in the trench, not
Ursula lived in the trench, not
metaphorically.
metaphorically.
She had eight arms and a mouth full of
She had eight arms and a mouth full of
teeth and a voice like oil sliding
teeth and a voice like oil sliding
across stone.
across stone.
She also had a contract, standard issue,
She also had a contract, standard issue,
tight clauses.
tight clauses.
She told no one because she already knew
She told no one because she already knew
what they'd say, and she didn't need
what they'd say, and she didn't need
permission. She needed legs.
permission. She needed legs.
Voice for limbs, Ursula said. 30 days
Voice for limbs, Ursula said. 30 days
when his love. The contract
when his love. The contract
materialized, four pages.
materialized, four pages.
Fine print in bioluminescent ink,
Fine print in bioluminescent ink,
Ariel signed. I'll be like
Ariel signed. I'll be like
>> 16 years old.
>> 16 years old.
Eric was kind. That was the worst part.
Eric was kind. That was the worst part.
No history, no language, and eyes that
No history, no language, and eyes that
looked like they were cataloging
looked like they were cataloging
everything.
everything.
He brought her in,
He brought her in,
fed her,
fed her,
gave her shoes that didn't fit, and
gave her shoes that didn't fit, and
laughed when she walked like a newborn
laughed when she walked like a newborn
deer.
deer.
>> She laughed, too.
>>
>> She laughed, too.
>>
For 30 days, she performed the girl she
For 30 days, she performed the girl she
imagined herself to be, assembled from
imagined herself to be, assembled from
fragments of human media, half guessed,
fragments of human media, half guessed,
half improvised. She was convincing,
half improvised. She was convincing,
>> startlingly so.
>>
>> startlingly so.
>>
She had no voice because she had signed
She had no voice because she had signed
it away at 16.
it away at 16.
On day 29, Ursula arrived wearing
On day 29, Ursula arrived wearing
Ariel's face and Ariel's stolen voice.
Ariel's face and Ariel's stolen voice.
And Eric, sweet, kind, and entirely
And Eric, sweet, kind, and entirely
deceived Eric, almost proposed. Ariel
deceived Eric, almost proposed. Ariel
stood in the shadow of the doorway and
stood in the shadow of the doorway and
watched herself smile at the man she
watched herself smile at the man she
dismantled her entire identity to reach.
dismantled her entire identity to reach.
That was the night something cracked
That was the night something cracked
open inside her that would not close.
open inside her that would not close.
Ariel v. Ursula, the deep court trench
Ariel v. Ursula, the deep court trench
jurisdiction.
jurisdiction.
Case now 0001 below.
Case now 0001 below.
>> The ocean had not seen a case like it.
>> The ocean had not seen a case like it.
>>
>>
Ariel's attorney, a sharp-faced eel
Ariel's attorney, a sharp-faced eel
named Council Mira, 300 years old and
named Council Mira, 300 years old and
aggressively unbothered, stood before
aggressively unbothered, stood before
the abyssal bench and delivered the
the abyssal bench and delivered the
opening argument with the energy of
opening argument with the energy of
someone who had been waiting for this
someone who had been waiting for this
exact moment. Your honor, my client was
exact moment. Your honor, my client was
16 years of age at the time of signing.
16 years of age at the time of signing.
>>
>>
>> She was a minor.
>> She was a minor.
Under the Oceanic Compact of 1842,
Under the Oceanic Compact of 1842,
>> any contract signed by a minor involving
>>
>>
>> any contract signed by a minor involving
the severance of a biological asset, and
the severance of a biological asset, and
I will remind the court that a voice is
I will remind the court that a voice is
a biological asset, is void, voidable,
a biological asset, is void, voidable,
and frankly an embarrassment to
and frankly an embarrassment to
contractual law.
contractual law.
Ursula's attorney, a slick hammerhead
Ursula's attorney, a slick hammerhead
named Denick, slid to his feet. The
named Denick, slid to his feet. The
defendant contends the minor presented
defendant contends the minor presented
herself as a consenting adult.
herself as a consenting adult.
That no identification was requested
That no identification was requested
because, frankly, mermaids don't carry
because, frankly, mermaids don't carry
ID. And whose fault is that? Myra
ID. And whose fault is that? Myra
interrupted. Assume that the contract
interrupted. Assume that the contract
was entered willingly, eagerly,
was entered willingly, eagerly,
and with full dramatic commitment, I
and with full dramatic commitment, I
might add. She was 16, Denick. The
might add. She was 16, Denick. The
gallery erupted.
gallery erupted.
The judge, an ancient sperm whale who
The judge, an ancient sperm whale who
had personally witnessed the fall of
had personally witnessed the fall of
Atlantis and was deeply tired, slammed a
Atlantis and was deeply tired, slammed a
fin against the bench. Order.
fin against the bench. Order.
Ariel sat at the plaintiff's table in
Ariel sat at the plaintiff's table in
silence.
silence.
She was listening, cataloging,
She was listening, cataloging,
the way she always did.
the way she always did.
Myra's closing argument was 12 minutes
Myra's closing argument was 12 minutes
long and included a visual aid, a
long and included a visual aid, a
blown-up copy of the contract
blown-up copy of the contract
with the age clause highlighted in a
with the age clause highlighted in a
color the court reporter would later
color the court reporter would later
describe as aggressively red.
describe as aggressively red.
The defendant exploited a teenager in
The defendant exploited a teenager in
emotional crisis who was suffering from
emotional crisis who was suffering from
documented identity dysphoria, swam
documented identity dysphoria, swam
alone into a predator's lair without
alone into a predator's lair without
legal counsel. We are not here because
legal counsel. We are not here because
Ariel was foolish.
Ariel was foolish.
We are here because Ursula knew.
We are here because Ursula knew.
She knew her client was a minor.
She knew her client was a minor.
She knew the contract would not hold in
She knew the contract would not hold in
any court with a functioning legal
any court with a functioning legal
system.
system.
And she signed it anyway because
And she signed it anyway because
she didn't expect to end up in court.
she didn't expect to end up in court.
She expected to win.
She expected to win.
>> Another pause.
>>
>> Another pause.
>>
Myra looked directly at the jury, 12 sea
Myra looked directly at the jury, 12 sea
creatures of varying species, all deeply
creatures of varying species, all deeply
uncomfortable.
uncomfortable.
She didn't Unanimous.
She didn't Unanimous.
Contract void.
Contract void.
Voice returned in full with prejudice.
Voice returned in full with prejudice.
Damages significant. Emotional,
Damages significant. Emotional,
biological, psychological. The court had
biological, psychological. The court had
categories Ursula's attorney he never
categories Ursula's attorney he never
seen before and objected to strenuously.
seen before and objected to strenuously.
Ursula was remanded.
Ursula was remanded.
Her tentacles were confiscated as a
Her tentacles were confiscated as a
security measure.
security measure.
The deep sea notary lost his
The deep sea notary lost his
license.
license.
Ariel sat on the rocks above the
Ariel sat on the rocks above the
waterline, not in the ocean.
waterline, not in the ocean.
Not on land.
Not on land.
Right at the edge, where the water
Right at the edge, where the water
touched stone and couldn't decide what
touched stone and couldn't decide what
it was. Eric found her there.
it was. Eric found her there.
He figured it out, not all of it, but
He figured it out, not all of it, but
enough.
enough.
He sat beside her without asking.
He sat beside her without asking.
"You didn't have to do all that." He
"You didn't have to do all that." He
said.
said.
She looked at the horizon.
She looked at the horizon.
At the seam between two worlds she'd
At the seam between two worlds she'd
spent her whole life pressing herself
spent her whole life pressing herself
against.
against.
"I know." She said.
"I know." She said.
Her voice was exactly as she'd left it,
Her voice was exactly as she'd left it,
low, salt-touched, hers. "I wanted to,
low, salt-touched, hers. "I wanted to,
and then I didn't. And now I'm figuring
and then I didn't. And now I'm figuring
out what I actually want, separate from
out what I actually want, separate from
wanting to be wanted." He nodded.
wanting to be wanted." He nodded.
>> Didn't push. They watched the sun drop
>> Didn't push. They watched the sun drop
>>
>>
into the water.
into the water.
Deep down in the trench, in a holding
Deep down in the trench, in a holding
cell of her own design, Ursula sat with
cell of her own design, Ursula sat with
her confiscated tentacles in a jar on
her confiscated tentacles in a jar on
the shelf across from her.
the shelf across from her.
And thought about the clause she should
And thought about the clause she should
have added. "Signatory confirms legal
have added. "Signatory confirms legal
age of majority." Four words.
age of majority." Four words.
She'd been doing this for 300 years.
She'd been doing this for 300 years.
Four words.
Four words.
>>
>>
>> I mean, they kind of change
>> I mean, they kind of change
>>
>>
>> They change appearances a lot. Hey,
>> They change appearances a lot. Hey,
what's up, guys?
what's up, guys?
I love that story. Well, let's say I was
I love that story. Well, let's say I was
I now was able to make it, but I was
I now was able to make it, but I was
like I
like I
If you look go back to my um community
If you look go back to my um community
wall, like one of my first posts when I
wall, like one of my first posts when I
started my channel,
started my channel,
was like this post about
was like this post about
how
how
>>
>>
>> Ariel would have like if she had a good
>> Ariel would have like if she had a good
lawyer,
lawyer,
she would have gotten out of everything
she would have gotten out of everything
because Ursula breached the contract
because Ursula breached the contract
pretty severely in several ways.
pretty severely in several ways.
She sent henchmen out to tip over the
She sent henchmen out to tip over the
boat. She like
boat. She like
you know, used her voice to
you know, used her voice to
become Vanessa
become Vanessa
and
and
you know, fool
you know, fool
um
um
you know, everyone and then there's the
you know, everyone and then there's the
maritime law and stuff like that and and
maritime law and stuff like that and and
of course like the the
of course like the the
So, when I was little or I was younger
So, when I was little or I was younger
like I used to like order like
like I used to like order like
everything I could like you know, I
everything I could like you know, I
um like Columbia House CDs and like Book
um like Columbia House CDs and like Book
of the Month Club and like blah blah.
of the Month Club and like blah blah.
They'd send you a bunch of stuff
They'd send you a bunch of stuff
and then it would be like a shipping
and then it would be like a shipping
charge or something and then they they
charge or something and then they they
send like one book a month and it would
send like one book a month and it would
be like 30 40 it was like crazy. But and
be like 30 40 it was like crazy. But and
so I would have these huge bills
so I would have these huge bills
and my dad would just take them to his
and my dad would just take them to his
office and he'd like say, "Oh, well
office and he'd like say, "Oh, well
you did a it was a minor."
you did a it was a minor."
>>
>>
>> And so they
>> And so they
we just get out I get to keep everything
we just get out I get to keep everything
and stuff. So, I don't know.
and stuff. So, I don't know.
Interesting. How are you guys? Um I had
Interesting. How are you guys? Um I had
a pretty good day though.
a pretty good day though.
I'm just like
I'm just like
you know,
you know,
it's uh
it's uh
it's it's an interesting community.
it's it's an interesting community.
Oh
Oh
really when you ripped them off a few
really when you ripped them off a few
times with fake names? Yeah, I remember
times with fake names? Yeah, I remember
one of my names was Paul J. Gemini my
one of my names was Paul J. Gemini my
dad would like just laugh.
dad would like just laugh.
My dad was a Gemini.
My dad was a Gemini.
I did that was one of my names and like
I did that was one of my names and like
yeah, I had all of these I mean I was
yeah, I had all of these I mean I was
like
like
really
really
I was like really a
I was like really a
a good little businessman back then like
a good little businessman back then like
like I was
like I was
I had all these business ideas and like
I had all these business ideas and like
I still now I do but I mean it's like
I still now I do but I mean it's like
we'll we'll see what will happen. Like
we'll we'll see what will happen. Like
I'm able to Hey, thing that is today is
I'm able to Hey, thing that is today is
International Women's Day
International Women's Day
and
and
I wasn't able to get the Anthropic
I wasn't able to get the Anthropic
credit. There was like a $250 and or
credit. There was like a $250 and or
$100 to $250 Anthropic credit they were
$100 to $250 Anthropic credit they were
giving away and it said it wasn't valid
giving away and it said it wasn't valid
or something. I wasn't able to get I
or something. I wasn't able to get I
think maybe you have to have a new
think maybe you have to have a new
account, but um Unlovable, yeah, on it
account, but um Unlovable, yeah, on it
is from International Women's Day, yeah.
is from International Women's Day, yeah.
Well, I guess that's in Canada. But on
Well, I guess that's in Canada. But on
this website called Lovable, which is a
this website called Lovable, which is a
it's a it's a vibe coding website,
it's a it's a vibe coding website,
Um
right?
right?
Um
it's free all day.
it's free all day.
All like you so you can just do
All like you so you can just do
unlimited
unlimited
coding on it and
coding on it and
so if you want to check that out, I
so if you want to check that out, I
think that you might like that cuz
think that you might like that cuz
you're a code. Like I didn't really
you're a code. Like I didn't really
um like you know,
um like you know,
coding is like
coding is like
something I never thought I would ever
something I never thought I would ever
ever
ever
ever be interested in or like or I
ever be interested in or like or I
thought it would be very boring if I
thought it would be very boring if I
did.
did.
I mean it's like I wouldn't be able to
I mean it's like I wouldn't be able to
Yeah, just go to Lovable l o b a b l e.
Yeah, just go to Lovable l o b a b l e.
It's actually a really good one. Yeah,
It's actually a really good one. Yeah,
it's free all day.
it's free all day.
They also have like something with
They also have like something with
Stripe like a
Stripe like a
a bunch of bunch of like different
a bunch of bunch of like different
stuff. Yeah.
stuff. Yeah.
So
So
yeah.
yeah.
But um
But um
unfortunately I wasn't able to get the
unfortunately I wasn't able to get the
Claude thing. I mean it's like Claude's
Claude thing. I mean it's like Claude's
expensive. It's really expensive, but
expensive. It's really expensive, but
it's like really really really good,
it's like really really really good,
especially the Claude code. I think
especially the Claude code. I think
that's the best thing I've tried. I
that's the best thing I've tried. I
think it's better than the open Claude
think it's better than the open Claude
and everything.
and everything.
You're working on a project. Oh, that
You're working on a project. Oh, that
sounds cool. Hey, yeah, coding. Yeah,
sounds cool. Hey, yeah, coding. Yeah,
but um so anyway, then I'm then all of a
but um so anyway, then I'm then all of a
sudden I'm like, "Okay, this is kind of
sudden I'm like, "Okay, this is kind of
like the main in the matrix a little
like the main in the matrix a little
bit." and then it's like
bit." and then it's like
yeah, you can just play with play around
yeah, you can just play with play around
with it, right? Yeah, the zero Yeah,
with it, right? Yeah, the zero Yeah,
exactly, the zero one, right? It's like
exactly, the zero one, right? It's like
in the matrix and uh
in the matrix and uh
you all these things start to make
you all these things start to make
sense, you know, that it like didn't
sense, you know, that it like didn't
before. And it's like that's another I'm
before. And it's like that's another I'm
just gotten into it. I think there's
just gotten into it. I think there's
like three levels. Like there's like
like three levels. Like there's like
that like the really brilliant like
that like the really brilliant like
coders and hackers. There's the people
coders and hackers. There's the people
that know how to code and hack a little
that know how to code and hack a little
bit and then there's like most people
bit and then there's like most people
are like under like the like 99% are are
are like under like the like 99% are are
like just can use know how to use a
like just can use know how to use a
computer or just regular users and
computer or just regular users and
stuff.
stuff.
And so but
And so but
uh
uh
but yeah, But do I do learn like a lot
but yeah, But do I do learn like a lot
about coding like through it. I just
about coding like through it. I just
wouldn't be able to do it by hand by
wouldn't be able to do it by hand by
myself. Like can you imagine like cuz
myself. Like can you imagine like cuz
it's like
it's like
I mean that some of the I mean I mean
I mean that some of the I mean I mean
there's some of the things that are so
there's some of the things that are so
complicated that it I can't even even
complicated that it I can't even even
the chat GPT and stuff gets complicated
the chat GPT and stuff gets complicated
trying to figure out and it takes a long
trying to figure out and it takes a long
time, right? And so
time, right? And so
Where is Arthur? I don't know. Arthur's
Where is Arthur? I don't know. Arthur's
been wanting to come. I need 420 wanted
been wanting to come. I need 420 wanted
to come. Hey, there's Rudy. Hey Rudy,
to come. Hey, there's Rudy. Hey Rudy,
how are you? Hey there cub.
how are you? Hey there cub.
Hey Rudy.
Hey Rudy.
Come over here and say hi. Hi.
Come over here and say hi. Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Who else is here? Is Trix there? Trix is
Who else is here? Is Trix there? Trix is
over there.
over there.
Trix.
Trix.
You're up there. Oh.
You're up there. Oh.
Oh, he went on trackable. I mean what
Oh, he went on trackable. I mean what
Untrackable is like the nicest person.
Untrackable is like the nicest person.
Like I don't know how like anything
Like I don't know how like anything
anybody can be mad at him and I know
anybody can be mad at him and I know
like I know it's like I I did see him
like I know it's like I I did see him
like kind of I think he was defending me
like kind of I think he was defending me
or something like that on um on
or something like that on um on
talk your ish. Hi guys.
talk your ish. Hi guys.
And then yeah.
And then yeah.
But um I yeah also like Sam like today
But um I yeah also like Sam like today
on Sam Andrews like I don't I don't
on Sam Andrews like I don't I don't
know. There's just weird stuff going on.
know. There's just weird stuff going on.
Like um
Like um
But it was funny like I was in Kate's
But it was funny like I was in Kate's
chat.
chat.
Okay? I was in Kate's chat like at the
Okay? I was in Kate's chat like at the
same time.
same time.
And it was like it was like a bunch of
And it was like it was like a bunch of
I mean I hate to say monkeys at the zoo
I mean I hate to say monkeys at the zoo
or something like
or something like
I said monkeys actually but
I said monkeys actually but
it's like they were it was just like
it's like they were it was just like
it felt like it was like so it was like
it felt like it was like so it was like
never seen like dumber
never seen like dumber
I know it's like bad to say and stuff
I know it's like bad to say and stuff
like that. I just seen like it was so
like that. I just seen like it was so
dumb. It was like and there was like
dumb. It was like and there was like
Aldo and like there was this like
Aldo and like there was this like
you know, I think one of the disabled
you know, I think one of the disabled
cuties
cuties
one of which is like Aaron Carter's fans
one of which is like Aaron Carter's fans
they were called the disabled cuties or
they were called the disabled cuties or
something and they're like old women. I
something and they're like old women. I
don't know. I don't know. Does anyone to
don't know. I don't know. Does anyone to
Arthur's number?
Arthur's number?
>>
>>
>> Guys, I still have this like crazy scar.
>> Guys, I still have this like crazy scar.
Do you remember that when I woke up one
Do you remember that when I woke up one
day and I had this like all these like
day and I had this like all these like
But just look at this. It's three
But just look at this. It's three
It's like the mark of the beast or
It's like the mark of the beast or
something. I got scratched by like a
something. I got scratched by like a
succubus. I don't know what it was. But
succubus. I don't know what it was. But
yeah, that guy Aldo said that
yeah, that guy Aldo said that
I did it myself. I did it to myself.
I did it myself. I did it to myself.
I swear I remember that day. Like I
I swear I remember that day. Like I
remember I felt I was like I was not
remember I felt I was like I was not
even drunk. I woke up and like I went to
even drunk. I woke up and like I went to
bed really late.
bed really late.
I slept for a few hours. I So I ended up
I slept for a few hours. I So I ended up
in Nothing happened before when
in Nothing happened before when
Everyone's like, "Oh, you burned
Everyone's like, "Oh, you burned
yourself on the barbecue." Or what I I I
yourself on the barbecue." Or what I I I
still don't know, but look, it's like I
still don't know, but look, it's like I
still have the scar for months later.
still have the scar for months later.
Isn't that weird? A weird scratch and
Isn't that weird? A weird scratch and
stuff.
stuff.
I just woke up for that.
I just woke up for that.
I remember when I It was like kind of a
I remember when I It was like kind of a
burn.
burn.
But I didn't do it to myself.
But I didn't do it to myself.
And I know I would have remembered
And I know I would have remembered
that that happened and stuff.
that that happened and stuff.
Uh uh-oh.
Uh uh-oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, Alex. You're so mean, Alex.
Come on, Alex. You're so mean, Alex.
Um yeah, last night I had the I had the
Um yeah, last night I had the I had the
Arch Burger on the air. That was pretty
Arch Burger on the air. That was pretty
good.
good.
Look, it It has a half pound of meat on
Look, it It has a half pound of meat on
it. I mean, it's like a little bit
it. I mean, it's like a little bit
extreme but
extreme but
um not as good as a Big Mac. I like the
um not as good as a Big Mac. I like the
Big Mac has a really good taste like
Big Mac has a really good taste like
with like I guess it's like that special
with like I guess it's like that special
special sauce. You know what the special
special sauce. You know what the special
sauce is? It's just It's just It's just
sauce is? It's just It's just It's just
um
um
um ketchup and
um ketchup and
ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, I
ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, I
think, right? Like Thousand Island
think, right? Like Thousand Island
dressing or something. I don't know.
dressing or something. I don't know.
It's like not really like that
It's like not really like that
complicated. But
complicated. But
it tastes really good. I I don't know. I
it tastes really good. I I don't know. I
just think it's special and then it's I
just think it's special and then it's I
like their like their sesame seed It was
like their like their sesame seed It was
too big. I like I think the Arch was too
too big. I like I think the Arch was too
big. It's like a $10 burger, though.
big. It's like a $10 burger, though.
Yeah, so I have a Subway in the in the
Yeah, so I have a Subway in the in the
fridge. I ate my cookies. I had my
fridge. I ate my cookies. I had my
oatmeal cookies. I have a beer. I drink
oatmeal cookies. I have a beer. I drink
my coffees. mm
my coffees. mm
We're having a good day though. I've
been
been
We're having a good day though. I've
working on my like the
working on my like the
my um my fairy tales
my um my fairy tales
and also um one of that's one of my
and also um one of that's one of my
apps. I'll show you one of this I'll
apps. I'll show you one of this I'll
actually go through this app with you
actually go through this app with you
that I'm making
that I'm making
cuz I want people to experience like
cuz I want people to experience like
kind of
kind of
magic of this, okay? So this is
magic of this, okay? So this is
unlovable. I'll see if it works yet. I'm
unlovable. I'll see if it works yet. I'm
not sure if it works yet. I mean I just
not sure if it works yet. I mean I just
like kind of just coded this.
like kind of just coded this.
Uh but um I but I do my own like I have
Uh but um I but I do my own like I have
my own my own um pipeline for whatever
my own my own um pipeline for whatever
from when I do my stories right right
from when I do my stories right right
like there's a big process I I I
like there's a big process I I I
created, right? Hold on. So let me just
created, right? Hold on. So let me just
log in here. Hold on.
log in here. Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
Um
Um
That's it.
That's it.
Okay, so it's all free today. See like
Okay, so it's all free today. See like
if you click this it says claim credits
if you click this it says claim credits
from Anthropic and Stripe, right? And
from Anthropic and Stripe, right? And
the Anthropic I don't know. It's already
the Anthropic I don't know. It's already
I guess people I guess it was like
I guess people I guess it was like
already
already
there's $100 of tokens gone. But you can
there's $100 of tokens gone. But you can
get the 250 credits for Stripe. And then
get the 250 credits for Stripe. And then
if you like I I you go with that you
if you like I I you go with that you
have to if you apply for like that,
have to if you apply for like that,
right?
right?
I already did it. Hold on. It should
I already did it. Hold on. It should
take me to like this reward page. Yeah.
take me to like this reward page. Yeah.
Then it'll take you to this page where
Then it'll take you to this page where
you can like
you can like
Is that it? No. Well, there should be
Is that it? No. Well, there should be
like a a perks or something somewhere.
like a a perks or something somewhere.
Say perks or something.
Say perks or something.
But I don't know where it is.
But I don't know where it is.
But yeah, they they had some kind of
But yeah, they they had some kind of
rewards page that I was like
rewards page that I was like
I was on that I don't see it there
I was on that I don't see it there
anymore. Okay. Well,
anymore. Okay. Well,
it's been I don't know.
it's been I don't know.
But yeah, if you click on it and do it
But yeah, if you click on it and do it
the first time it should be there.
the first time it should be there.
Anyway, so but this is free all day
Anyway, so but this is free all day
anyway. Okay, so I'm I'm like I'm
anyway. Okay, so I'm I'm like I'm
working on some stuff. It's so what is
working on some stuff. It's so what is
this? This is the
this? This is the
the
the
crumbs. Okay, this is crumbs. Okay. So
crumbs. Okay, this is crumbs. Okay. So
here we go. Let me see if I I'll publish
here we go. Let me see if I I'll publish
it and see if I can
it and see if I can
show it to you. Let's see. Continue.
show it to you. Let's see. Continue.
We'll see if it works.
We'll see if it works.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, hold on. You have to see it. You
Oh, hold on. You have to see it. You
can't see it. You're looking at my face
can't see it. You're looking at my face
like really closely actually. I thought
like really closely actually. I thought
I was showing it to you. Oopsie. Hold
I was showing it to you. Oopsie. Hold
on.
on.
Okay. Well, I mean it's a I don't know.
Okay. Well, I mean it's a I don't know.
It's a There's just like a bunch of
It's a There's just like a bunch of
offers. I don't know There's like a
offers. I don't know There's like a
bunch of stuff I don't I don't know if
bunch of stuff I don't I don't know if
there's There's like phone numbers and
there's There's like phone numbers and
different um
different um
different
different
payment stuff. I I don't know. I I
payment stuff. I I don't know. I I
There's nothing There's not too much I
There's nothing There's not too much I
wanted to do. So, it's publishing it
wanted to do. So, it's publishing it
right now. See So, this is in Lovable.
right now. See So, this is in Lovable.
Um Lovable's really easy to
Um Lovable's really easy to
to do, you know? And so, it's like I
to do, you know? And so, it's like I
I've made this thing. I'll see if it
I've made this thing. I'll see if it
works. I don't know if it will. If it
works. I don't know if it will. If it
does, I might be able to like eventually
does, I might be able to like eventually
like have it monetized and then like
like have it monetized and then like
have like, you know, people can like um
have like, you know, people can like um
um like order the book and actually so
um like order the book and actually so
it'll be the app. Okay, so here we go.
it'll be the app. Okay, so here we go.
Let's see if it works. Okay, so it says
Let's see if it works. Okay, so it says
the Quantum Scaredel Engine. Says your
the Quantum Scaredel Engine. Says your
fears, your stars, your story woven into
fears, your stars, your story woven into
a tale that was always waiting for you.
a tale that was always waiting for you.
Okay, so let's do like Thing That Is,
Okay, so let's do like Thing That Is,
okay?
okay?
So, let's say Thing That Is.
So, let's say Thing That Is.
Hold on. Yeah, I said Ying That Is.
Hold on. Yeah, I said Ying That Is.
Okay, Thing That Is.
Okay, Thing That Is.
Okay. That's the name That's his name,
Okay. That's the name That's his name,
okay?
okay?
What haunts Okay, so Thing That Is, read
What haunts Okay, so Thing That Is, read
this. What haunts you in the dark? Are
this. What haunts you in the dark? Are
you afraid of darkness, abandonment,
you afraid of darkness, abandonment,
deep water, silence, mirrors, being
deep water, silence, mirrors, being
watched, forgetting, doors that won't
watched, forgetting, doors that won't
open, the woods at night, heights,
open, the woods at night, heights,
dolls, or losing time?
dolls, or losing time?
Um Which one of Which one do you choose
Um Which one of Which one do you choose
for that?
for that?
thing Oops. Hold on.
thing Oops. Hold on.
Oh, Hold on.
Oh, Hold on.
Stop.
Stop.
Hold on. I'll share it. I'll show you.
Hold on. I'll share it. I'll show you.
Here it goes. It's better. Here. Right
Here it goes. It's better. Here. Right
here.
here.
Okay.
Okay.
So,
So,
Okay, so then you have to you so you
Okay, so then you have to you so you
choose like So, this is like So, I put
choose like So, this is like So, I put
your name and it said, "What's your
your name and it said, "What's your
name?" and stuff like that. And then it
name?" and stuff like that. And then it
says, "What's your fear?" And so, your
says, "What's your fear?" And so, your
The fears that it lists are darkness,
The fears that it lists are darkness,
abandonment, deep water, silence,
abandonment, deep water, silence,
mirrors, being watched, forgetting,
mirrors, being watched, forgetting,
doors that won't open, the woods at
doors that won't open, the woods at
night, heights, dolls, or losing time.
night, heights, dolls, or losing time.
So, which one should I I choose for you?
So, which one should I I choose for you?
Hey, Juanita. How are you?
Hey, Juanita. How are you?
Good to see you. We're just
Good to see you. We're just
doing it We're doing I think this is
doing it We're doing I think this is
going to be a star of a Okay, he's
going to be a star of a Okay, he's
afraid of heights. Okay, so then I'll go
afraid of heights. Okay, so then I'll go
So, it's it's heights there.
So, it's it's heights there.
Did I say heights?
Did I say heights?
Heights, yeah. Okay, so there's heights.
Heights, yeah. Okay, so there's heights.
And so, then you go continue.
And so, then you go continue.
Under which stars were
Under which stars were
you born? So, you're a Libra, right? So,
you born? So, you're a Libra, right? So,
Libra.
Libra.
And which tale dweller calls to you? It
And which tale dweller calls to you? It
says Little Red Riding Hood, The Big Bad
says Little Red Riding Hood, The Big Bad
Wolf, Sleeping Beauty, Gretel, Hansel,
Wolf, Sleeping Beauty, Gretel, Hansel,
The Wicked Queen, Pied Piper, Rapunzel,
The Wicked Queen, Pied Piper, Rapunzel,
Bluebeard, The Frog Prince,
Bluebeard, The Frog Prince,
Rumpelstiltskin, or The Snow Queen.
Rumpelstiltskin, or The Snow Queen.
I Yeah, I I don't know if we've never I
I Yeah, I I don't know if we've never I
don't know I mean, just be nice because
don't know I mean, just be nice because
she might be new in the chat, you know,
she might be new in the chat, you know,
so be nice to people, Alex.
so be nice to people, Alex.
No uh and no hiding anybody, Alex. Oh,
No uh and no hiding anybody, Alex. Oh,
So, the thing that is um who which
So, the thing that is um who which
fairy tale character of those are
fairy tale character of those are
calling to you? And then we can read
calling to you? And then we can read
yours.
yours.
I think it'll be part of the story.
I think it'll be part of the story.
Rumpelstiltskin. Okay, is he there? Is
Rumpelstiltskin. Okay, is he there? Is
Rumpelstiltskin there?
Rumpelstiltskin there?
Yeah. Okay, Rumpelstiltskin.
Yeah. Okay, Rumpelstiltskin.
Okay, and choose the texture of your
Okay, and choose the texture of your
nightmare. Ethereal and dreamlike,
nightmare. Ethereal and dreamlike,
gothic horror, melancholic beauty,
gothic horror, melancholic beauty,
surreal and absurd, or dark whimsy.
surreal and absurd, or dark whimsy.
See, they're pretty easy to like
See, they're pretty easy to like
you know, I think there's a good
you know, I think there's a good
good variety of choices and stuff and
good variety of choices and stuff and
and interesting
and interesting
interesting uh combinations that might
interesting uh combinations that might
be.
be.
Okay, dark whimsy. Okay. So, let's have
Okay, dark whimsy. Okay. So, let's have
a look. Dark whimsy. Okay.
a look. Dark whimsy. Okay.
It says, "How deep shall we go?"
It says, "How deep shall we go?"
Okay, a whisper, a confession, or a
Okay, a whisper, a confession, or a
chronicle. Let's do the con- Let's do
chronicle. Let's do the con- Let's do
the confession cuz that's 16. So, how
the confession cuz that's 16. So, how
dark do you want it? Child, save,
dark do you want it? Child, save,
unsettling, or nightmare. Let's do the
unsettling, or nightmare. Let's do the
nightmare. Let's do it Let's do it like
nightmare. Let's do it Let's do it like
a nightmare for you, okay? Can I just
a nightmare for you, okay? Can I just
choose those for you?
choose those for you?
So, okay. So, now it's gathering the
So, okay. So, now it's gathering the
shadows, weaving the nightmares into
shadows, weaving the nightmares into
silk. I made this This is my app, by the
silk. I made this This is my app, by the
way. Consulting the stars,
way. Consulting the stars,
opening forbidden pages, binding your
opening forbidden pages, binding your
tale in moonlight.
tale in moonlight.
Gathering shadows. Okay, here we go. So,
Gathering shadows. Okay, here we go. So,
this is called
this is called
the equilibrium of bone and sky, a
the equilibrium of bone and sky, a
descent into the vertical hunger of the
descent into the vertical hunger of the
golden threads.
golden threads.
Okay, so there's five scenes. Okay, so
Okay, so there's five scenes. Okay, so
Oh, it's making video Okay, conjuring
Oh, it's making video Okay, conjuring
visions. So, it's going to It's going to
visions. So, it's going to It's going to
um generate some images for for the uh
um generate some images for for the uh
for the story. So, let's see if this
for the story. So, let's see if this
works yet. I don't know if it 100% works
works yet. I don't know if it 100% works
yet. I'm just hoping.
yet. I'm just hoping.
Um it's conjuring, it says. So, let's
Um it's conjuring, it says. So, let's
just cross our fingers. I don't know how
just cross our fingers. I don't know how
long it'll take.
long it'll take.
Okay. Well, maybe that doesn't work yet.
Okay. Well, maybe that doesn't work yet.
I need to figure, you know, I need Okay,
I need to figure, you know, I need Okay,
so anyway, I'll just get I'll Maybe
so anyway, I'll just get I'll Maybe
it'll it'll load up or something. It
it'll it'll load up or something. It
says, "The Weaver's Gallows." It says,
says, "The Weaver's Gallows." It says,
"Thing That Is awoke suspended in a
"Thing That Is awoke suspended in a
cathedral of gossamer. There was no
cathedral of gossamer. There was no
floor, only a series of silver filaments
floor, only a series of silver filaments
stretching across a void so deep it
stretching across a void so deep it
hummed with the vibration of dead stars.
hummed with the vibration of dead stars.
High above the silhouette of a humped
High above the silhouette of a humped
figure Okay.
figure Okay.
Oh, no. A humped figure
Oh, no. A humped figure
sat on the throne
sat on the throne
of spinning wheels, turning straw into
of spinning wheels, turning straw into
golden wire that stitched the aurora
golden wire that stitched the aurora
together. This was the miller's secret,
together. This was the miller's secret,
the one who knows the names are merely
the one who knows the names are merely
debts written in the skin. Thing That Is
debts written in the skin. Thing That Is
felt the air thinning in this high
felt the air thinning in this high
hollow place. The sign of the Libra,
hollow place. The sign of the Libra,
hung like a rusted iron scale in the
hung like a rusted iron scale in the
sky, unbalanced and weeping.
sky, unbalanced and weeping.
One tray held a pile of infant teeth.
One tray held a pile of infant teeth.
Ugh.
Ugh.
The other held nothing but the howling
The other held nothing but the howling
wind. To move was to risk the plummet, a
wind. To move was to risk the plummet, a
fall that promised to last a lifetime
fall that promised to last a lifetime
before the final shatter.
before the final shatter.
Then it says, "The geometry of the
Then it says, "The geometry of the
fall."
fall."
The figure stopped its spinning and
The figure stopped its spinning and
beckoned with the hand that had too many
beckoned with the hand that had too many
knuckles. "Balance is a lie, Thing That
knuckles. "Balance is a lie, Thing That
Is," the creature croaked, its voice
Is," the creature croaked, its voice
sounding like dry parchment tearing. It
sounding like dry parchment tearing. It
stepped into a needle-thin bridge of
stepped into a needle-thin bridge of
light, beckoning Thing That Is to
light, beckoning Thing That Is to
follow. Every step was a gamble against
follow. Every step was a gamble against
gravity. The abyss below began to take
gravity. The abyss below began to take
shape, not as a ground, but as a mouth
shape, not as a ground, but as a mouth
lined with the jagged remains of those
lined with the jagged remains of those
who failed to keep their equilibrium.
who failed to keep their equilibrium.
Thing That Is looked down, and the sight
Thing That Is looked down, and the sight
was a physical blow. The stars below
was a physical blow. The stars below
were eyes. They were blinking in sync
were eyes. They were blinking in sync
with a racing heart.
with a racing heart.
The Libra constellation above shifted
The Libra constellation above shifted
violently. The scales tipped as a single
violently. The scales tipped as a single
drop of Thing That Is's sweat fell into
drop of Thing That Is's sweat fell into
the void, heavy as a mountain.
the void, heavy as a mountain.
The height was no longer a distance, but
The height was no longer a distance, but
a predator pulling at the marrow in
a predator pulling at the marrow in
Thing That Is's bones.
Thing That Is's bones.
Oh, look at this. There's drawings now.
Oh, look at this. There's drawings now.
There's images. Hold on. Oh, yeah, so
There's images. Hold on. Oh, yeah, so
there it is. Hold on.
there it is. Hold on.
So, that's that. But, this one didn't
So, that's that. But, this one didn't
ever come up, but this one did right
ever come up, but this one did right
here.
here.
Like, that's so cool. That looks like
Like, that's so cool. That looks like
you. I'm just kidding. He's kind of I
you. I'm just kidding. He's kind of I
think he's he's bald. I don't know.
think he's he's bald. I don't know.
Okay. So, the bargain in the upside
Okay. So, the bargain in the upside
down.
down.
The creature, a Rumpelstiltskin of the
The creature, a Rumpelstiltskin of the
upper atmosphere, offered a spindle of
upper atmosphere, offered a spindle of
black and gold. "Give me the name of
black and gold. "Give me the name of
your shadow, Thing That Is, and I will
your shadow, Thing That Is, and I will
shall weave you a floor of solid stone.
shall weave you a floor of solid stone.
Refuse, and I shall cut the thread you
Refuse, and I shall cut the thread you
stand upon." The whimsy of the
stand upon." The whimsy of the
creature's dance, a frantic mocking jig
creature's dance, a frantic mocking jig
on the edge of nothingness, belied the
on the edge of nothingness, belied the
cruelty in its milk-white eyes. It spun
cruelty in its milk-white eyes. It spun
faster, the friction of the gold wire
faster, the friction of the gold wire
smelling like scorched hair and wet
smelling like scorched hair and wet
copper.
copper.
Thing That Is gripped the vibrating
Thing That Is gripped the vibrating
thread, fingers bleeding. The vertigo
thread, fingers bleeding. The vertigo
was an oily tide
was an oily tide
um rising to drown the senses. The Libra
um rising to drown the senses. The Libra
scales in the sky began to spin like a
scales in the sky began to spin like a
propeller, slicing through the thin
propeller, slicing through the thin
clouds demanding a sacrifice to restore
clouds demanding a sacrifice to restore
the cosmic symmetry. To be a Libra is to
the cosmic symmetry. To be a Libra is to
seek harmony, but here the only harmony
seek harmony, but here the only harmony
was the silence of the long drop.
was the silence of the long drop.
The unraveling of the name. Thing That
The unraveling of the name. Thing That
Is opened a mouth to scream, but only
Is opened a mouth to scream, but only
gold dusts emerged. The creature
gold dusts emerged. The creature
laughed, a sound like glass breaking in
laughed, a sound like glass breaking in
a velvet bag. It lunged forward
a velvet bag. It lunged forward
snatching the very breath from Thing
snatching the very breath from Thing
That Is's lungs and winding it onto its
That Is's lungs and winding it onto its
bobbin.
bobbin.
"Your name is not yours to keep when the
"Your name is not yours to keep when the
sky is hungry," it hissed. The threads
sky is hungry," it hissed. The threads
beneath Thing That Is's feet began to
beneath Thing That Is's feet began to
unspool one by one, snapping with the
unspool one by one, snapping with the
sound of violin strings. Gravity became
sound of violin strings. Gravity became
a heavy hand pressing on Thing That Is's
a heavy hand pressing on Thing That Is's
chest. The sky was no longer up, it was
chest. The sky was no longer up, it was
a crushing weight. The Rumpelstiltskin
a crushing weight. The Rumpelstiltskin
archetype leaned in close, its face a
archetype leaned in close, its face a
distorted mirror of Thing That Is's own
distorted mirror of Thing That Is's own
features, twisted by the sheer G-force
features, twisted by the sheer G-force
of the impending descent. It whispered a
of the impending descent. It whispered a
secret word, a name that tasted of cold
secret word, a name that tasted of cold
iron and from cold graves, and the last
iron and from cold graves, and the last
remaining thread dissolved into smoke.
remaining thread dissolved into smoke.
Oh, there is another one. That looks
Oh, there is another one. That looks
like you, too. Okay, and then it says
like you, too. Okay, and then it says
the weight is zero.
the weight is zero.
It says, "The fall began." Thing That
It says, "The fall began." Thing That
Is's plummeted through the ribs of the
Is's plummeted through the ribs of the
world. See, those are the ribs of the
world. See, those are the ribs of the
world.
world.
Passing the shattered remains remnants
Passing the shattered remains remnants
of the Libra scales or the where those
of the Libra scales or the where those
right there, see?
right there, see?
Libra scale, see? Isn't that cool?
Libra scale, see? Isn't that cool?
They were no longer balanced, they were
They were no longer balanced, they were
broken, swinging wildly in the wake of
broken, swinging wildly in the wake of
the descent. The air roared like a
the descent. The air roared like a
furnace, peeling away the layers of
furnace, peeling away the layers of
identity until thing that is was nothing
identity until thing that is was nothing
but a scream wrapped in a memory. The
but a scream wrapped in a memory. The
height had finally won, transforming him
height had finally won, transforming him
from a
from a
from a fear and to a total consuming
from a fear and to a total consuming
reality. But there is no impact. Instead
reality. But there is no impact. Instead
of the jagged ground, thing that is was
of the jagged ground, thing that is was
caught in a web woven from his own
caught in a web woven from his own
veins. High above, Master Weaver looked
veins. High above, Master Weaver looked
down, smiling as he began to spin a new
down, smiling as he began to spin a new
sun from the golden threads of soul and
sun from the golden threads of soul and
Thing That Is became a the new weight in
Thing That Is became a the new weight in
life.
life.
the scale, hanging forever in the dark
the scale, hanging forever in the dark
whimsy of the heights. A beautiful
whimsy of the heights. A beautiful
screaming ornament for the Miller's
screaming ornament for the Miller's
greed.
greed.
Okay?
Okay?
And that's it. It says
And that's it. It says
uh it says finis. The tale of Thing That
uh it says finis. The tale of Thing That
Is is written for now.
Is is written for now.
Okay, I'm going to save that one, right?
Okay, I'm going to save that one, right?
So we have to put it in the library from
So we have to put it in the library from
now on. Okay? How was that? I mean,
now on. Okay? How was that? I mean,
that's pretty cool.
that's pretty cool.
I haven't seen Gotham before. Hey loser,
I haven't seen Gotham before. Hey loser,
you love this show. Hey, what's up,
you love this show. Hey, what's up,
Poison?
Poison?
Are you going to uncover? Yeah, now we
Are you going to uncover? Yeah, now we
got your got your uh I think how they
got your got your uh I think how they
find out.
find out.
Um oh, wow. Yeah, we're having a Oh,
Um oh, wow. Yeah, we're having a Oh,
well,
well,
there there I mean, I'm I'm going to
there there I mean, I'm I'm going to
screen snap. We can I can we can snipe
screen snap. We can I can we can snipe
his show where we can join forces and
his show where we can join forces and
stuff like that. You can't breathe? Are
stuff like that. You can't breathe? Are
you laughing so hard? You're laughing
you laughing so hard? You're laughing
Was that funny?
Was that funny?
I mean, it kind of it kind of is But I
I mean, it kind of it kind of is But I
think it's kind of cool. Like it's kind
think it's kind of cool. Like it's kind
of like I wanted I want people to like,
of like I wanted I want people to like,
you know, kind of have their biggest
you know, kind of have their biggest
their like, you know, like
their like, you know, like
I cuz I really believe in the archetypes
I cuz I really believe in the archetypes
of the zodiac. And so I think that that,
of the zodiac. And so I think that that,
you know,
you know,
that will be relevant. And then it has
that will be relevant. And then it has
like, you know,
like, you know,
you know, the name of you in the book.
you know, the name of you in the book.
And then it has like the art and uh and
And then it has like the art and uh and
your fear and stuff. I think that was
your fear and stuff. I think that was
pretty cool.
pretty cool.
Oh, it's on your chest, yeah.
Oh, it's on your chest, yeah.
So I have What do I have on my chest?
So I have What do I have on my chest?
Does it say Lenore? Look, it says Lenore
Does it say Lenore? Look, it says Lenore
now.
now.
You see it says Lenore?
You see it says Lenore?
Okay, he's he's bald, not balding.
Okay, he's he's bald, not balding.
Nor balding? Baltzer nor balding?
Nor balding? Baltzer nor balding?
I think what Joker did the other night
I think what Joker did the other night
said, "Oh, wait. He Joker's like, I just
said, "Oh, wait. He Joker's like, I just
got hair on my chest."
got hair on my chest."
Did
Did
I've had the same amount of hair on my
I've had the same amount of hair on my
chest since I was like a teenager. I
chest since I was like a teenager. I
just had like it's just like nothing.
just had like it's just like nothing.
It's like hardly anything. It's just
It's like hardly anything. It's just
like a tiny like It's not like Russell
like a tiny like It's not like Russell
Brand or anything, even though I think
Brand or anything, even though I think
he's a transgender, but yeah.
he's a transgender, but yeah.
There we go.
There we go.
I said that's that's been the same
I said that's that's been the same
amount. Oh, oh seven, yeah.
amount. Oh, oh seven, yeah.
So um
So um
Yeah, so that was that. I mean, I have
Yeah, so that was that. I mean, I have
and I have other other apps on in the
and I have other other apps on in the
works, but did like I'm saying to the If
works, but did like I'm saying to the If
you want to like do an app it is it is
you want to like do an app it is it is
basically you just have to
basically you just have to
Uh I I would say it's about It's kind of
Uh I I would say it's about It's kind of
like saying what you want. Like to You
like saying what you want. Like to You
say what you want like your result. You
say what you want like your result. You
type like and then it's like it'll help
type like and then it's like it'll help
create that for you. It's on Lovable
create that for you. It's on Lovable
today. All free all day. Lovable you can
today. All free all day. Lovable you can
do unlimited coding for free. It's and
do unlimited coding for free. It's and
that's It's usually very expensive to
that's It's usually very expensive to
code, right? And so,
code, right? And so,
it's probably at least
it's probably at least
over $100 in
over $100 in
in a in value if you'd like to
in a in value if you'd like to
experiment with that. So,
experiment with that. So,
it's on Lovable. L O B A B L E. So,
it's on Lovable. L O B A B L E. So,
My my vape is in a really sad state
My my vape is in a really sad state
right now. Look. Almost done. You see me
right now. Look. Almost done. You see me
in there? Hi.
in there? Hi.
I don't know. How much money has he made
I don't know. How much money has he made
if it's $5 for 15 minutes? Oh, okay. So,
if it's $5 for 15 minutes? Oh, okay. So,
you're talking about my um
you're talking about my um
the um
the um
the uh yeah. I do this train So, I So, I
the uh yeah. I do this train So, I So, I
train AI.
train AI.
Um Okay, so the thing is with Okay, so I
Um Okay, so the thing is with Okay, so I
have just done it for a couple days.
have just done it for a couple days.
Okay, so the the first night, I think I
Okay, so the the first night, I think I
did like
did like
two or three calls and then like I did
two or three calls and then like I did
like three or four calls the second. So,
like three or four calls the second. So,
yeah. And it's like $5 a call. It's like
yeah. And it's like $5 a call. It's like
$20 an hour, but that's just to like do
$20 an hour, but that's just to like do
the voice. Like you can apply to do
the voice. Like you can apply to do
video, that's $60 an hour or even more.
video, that's $60 an hour or even more.
Um but and you do that in shorter
Um but and you do that in shorter
segments. And what you do is all you do
segments. And what you do is all you do
is that you that you just connect with
is that you that you just connect with
like they put up a list of topics and
like they put up a list of topics and
then they connect you with some random
then they connect you with some random
person and you both talk for a minute
person and you both talk for a minute
decide what topic you want to talk about
decide what topic you want to talk about
and then that then you just the call
and then that then you just the call
starts and then you do it. My problem is
starts and then you do it. My problem is
my my microphone is kind of like not
my my microphone is kind of like not
very good not very good, you know, I
very good not very good, you know, I
always have a problem with my
always have a problem with my
microphone. And so what happened with my
microphone. And so what happened with my
mic is that um they they they like cut
mic is that um they they they like cut
down on the number that you can do every
down on the number that you can do every
day, right? And so it cuz my mic was so
day, right? And so it cuz my mic was so
bad last time that I'm now I'm at one a
bad last time that I'm now I'm at one a
day and I'm so afraid to like do it
day and I'm so afraid to like do it
until I get a better mic.
until I get a better mic.
Um I I don't want to get kicked out of
Um I I don't want to get kicked out of
the program, you know, cuz you can like
the program, you know, cuz you can like
they start you at like five a day five
they start you at like five a day five
calls a day. You do have to like do like
calls a day. You do have to like do like
a little application where you like um
a little application where you like um
talk for 30 seconds on the microphone.
talk for 30 seconds on the microphone.
But yeah, there's no it's all free and
But yeah, there's no it's all free and
stuff. Like I was telling Kate about it
stuff. Like I was telling Kate about it
today cuz she was talking about um like
today cuz she was talking about um like
um like we're talking about the AI and
um like we're talking about the AI and
stuff and I mentioned that I was doing
stuff and I mentioned that I was doing
that. And then I guess this person named
that. And then I guess this person named
named person who used to be a fan of my
named person who used to be a fan of my
show um they're they're a big booty ass
show um they're they're a big booty ass
licker. Um
licker. Um
and they're like
and they're like
So I said I said okay, yeah, so I I said
So I said I said okay, yeah, so I I said
yeah, but if you want to check that out
yeah, but if you want to check that out
cuz she is said she's interested in like
cuz she is said she's interested in like
um work from home stuff and this is
um work from home stuff and this is
actually like I I look I always look for
actually like I I look I always look for
like this kind of stuff, but it's like
like this kind of stuff, but it's like
really hard to find this kind of stuff,
really hard to find this kind of stuff,
right? It's like there's not that many
right? It's like there's not that many
things. They used to have on Amazon used
things. They used to have on Amazon used
to be able to do it, but that was for
to be able to do it, but that was for
like a like 30 cents or something per
like a like 30 cents or something per
task and stuff.
task and stuff.
And so um hey Picky, how are you? And so
And so um hey Picky, how are you? And so
and then so person was like
and then so person was like
he's trying he's trying to get it he's
he's trying he's trying to get it he's
just trying to get an affiliate
just trying to get an affiliate
marketing um off of you. And it's like
marketing um off of you. And it's like
I was just like I was just like
I was just like I was just like
Really?
Really?
I just feels like it just feels like
I just feels like it just feels like
Like wow. Like why? I mean it's just
Like wow. Like why? I mean it's just
like so so stupid. It's like right I
like so so stupid. It's like right I
mean I know a lot of people I maybe I
mean I know a lot of people I maybe I
did make I did put like a little like
did make I did put like a little like
landing page and everything like with my
landing page and everything like with my
with like my own description of stuff.
with like my own description of stuff.
own
own
And yeah, they do have like you know
And yeah, they do have like you know
tell a friend and stuff like that. It's
tell a friend and stuff like that. It's
not like well it's not like oh are you
not like well it's not like oh are you
going to make a million dollars? I'm not
going to make a million dollars? I'm not
saying it's like I'm saying it's like
saying it's like I'm saying it's like
it's a good way to make a hundred
it's a good way to make a hundred
dollars a week if you do it right,
dollars a week if you do it right,
right? It's like and that's like who
right? It's like and that's like who
doesn't want that would be an extra four
doesn't want that would be an extra four
hundred dollars a month, right? And so
hundred dollars a month, right? And so
it's pretty good, right? I mean if you
it's pretty good, right? I mean if you
that's if you can really work it. It is
that's if you can really work it. It is
like you know it's kind of hard to talk
like you know it's kind of hard to talk
to random person about like a random
to random person about like a random
topic sometimes but they're pretty nice
topic sometimes but they're pretty nice
people. Um
people. Um
the only problem is my microphone sucks
the only problem is my microphone sucks
and and it's like even this one this is
and and it's like even this one this is
a good one I got from somebody. This is
a good one I got from somebody. This is
like probably like a sixty seventy
like probably like a sixty seventy
dollar microphone. This has too much
dollar microphone. This has too much
static. I have a really much better one
static. I have a really much better one
that has too much static. I bought one
that has too much static. I bought one
on Amazon that had good reviews. It had
on Amazon that had good reviews. It had
too much static and stuff.
too much static and stuff.
And so I have to like buy you know I
And so I have to like buy you know I
need a better one and uh
need a better one and uh
unfortunately it's like you know I have
unfortunately it's like you know I have
to wait a little bit cuz I just like you
to wait a little bit cuz I just like you
know
know
I
I
I people are like and then it's like oh
I people are like and then it's like oh
and then they're like well how much have
and then they're like well how much have
you made? I'm like well I've done it a
you made? I'm like well I've done it a
couple days and so I said I just I said
couple days and so I said I just I said
like probably like fifty dollars they
like probably like fifty dollars they
pay out every week and stuff and they're
pay out every week and stuff and they're
and oh my god he's like oh they're not
and oh my god he's like oh they're not
even it's like I can I can it's kind of
even it's like I can I can it's kind of
scammers or something like that. It's
scammers or something like that. It's
just like ah ah
just like ah ah
Hey Leonor.
Hey Leonor.
So anyway, I mean it's like but uh
So anyway, I mean it's like but uh
I
I
There's so many
There's so many
millions of things that you could be
millions of things that you could be
like selling and stuff like that. I
like selling and stuff like that. I
could just be selling all day and stuff
could just be selling all day and stuff
like that and it's I would be I have an
like that and it's I would be I have an
internet marketing background. I've I've
internet marketing background. I've I've
been pretty successful in it. I've made
been pretty successful in it. I've made
over like a thousand dollars a thousand
over like a thousand dollars a thousand
dollars a month on internet marketing at
dollars a month on internet marketing at
times. Oh.
times. Oh.
But um you know but
But um you know but
unfortunately unfortunately they They
unfortunately unfortunately they They
they have like a short turn like a lot
they have like a short turn like a lot
of things do have such time. Hey,
of things do have such time. Hey,
there's Lenore is coming kind of laying
there's Lenore is coming kind of laying
up.
up.
So anyway, but yeah, if you guys are
So anyway, but yeah, if you guys are
interested, it is on my I do have like a
interested, it is on my I do have like a
link on my wall and it's like, you know,
link on my wall and it's like, you know,
it's just like it's
it's just like it's
it all it is is like if you know, if you
it all it is is like if you know, if you
you make extra couple bucks doing it.
you make extra couple bucks doing it.
It's really easy.
It's really easy.
I would say just have a good microphone.
I would say just have a good microphone.
Um
Um
they I think they're they're a little
they I think they're they're a little
bit too picky with the microphone stuff.
bit too picky with the microphone stuff.
Um
Um
cuz
cuz
there might be like a like But yeah,
there might be like a like But yeah,
basically what you're doing is like
basically what you're doing is like
you're doing these conversations and
you're doing these conversations and
then they it trains they're training AI
then they it trains they're training AI
models on natural conversations. So So,
models on natural conversations. So So,
it is like with training AI. And so,
it is like with training AI. And so,
that's really cool. I've always wanted
that's really cool. I've always wanted
to do like um like that kind of task and
to do like um like that kind of task and
it's like just like having it pretty
it's like just like having it pretty
easy. But it's like it sounds kind of
easy. But it's like it sounds kind of
too good to be true almost, but I swear
too good to be true almost, but I swear
this is like a really it's like a very
this is like a really it's like a very
legitimate company. I think it's the
legitimate company. I think it's the
same company that does the the language
same company that does the the language
I'm like, you know, Babel language. I
I'm like, you know, Babel language. I
think it's the same company.
think it's the same company.
But so, it's legitimate company and it's
But so, it's legitimate company and it's
up but
up but
Yeah, go check it out on my wall.
Yeah, go check it out on my wall.
This is Lenore. Hi.
This is Lenore. Hi.
Lenore is so sweet. Look at her She
Lenore is so sweet. Look at her She
wants to sit up here like that. You're
wants to sit up here like that. You're
so sweet, huh?
so sweet, huh?
Yeah, and then yesterday they were like,
Yeah, and then yesterday they were like,
"Oh, you know,
"Oh, you know,
um
um
I I don't know what could We know what
I I don't know what could We know what
they're talking about how the Miss Sweet
they're talking about how the Miss Sweet
Pea's channel was taken down and stuff
Pea's channel was taken down and stuff
like that. And I didn't have anything to
like that. And I didn't have anything to
do with it, I don't think. Hey Gotti, he
do with it, I don't think. Hey Gotti, he
says play your new video. Okay.
says play your new video. Okay.
I don't want to get in trouble. It's
I don't want to get in trouble. It's
Banger the Walls.
Banger the Walls.
Let's have a look. Do they are they
Let's have a look. Do they are they
Hold on a second. I'll get her to do it.
Hold on a second. I'll get her to do it.
I need to go to my other
I need to go to my other
I need to go to my YouTube. Hold on.
I need to go to my YouTube. Hold on.
I'll get it up. Hold on.
I'll get it up. Hold on.
Okay, Gotti's request, we have a video.
Okay, Gotti's request, we have a video.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Already I see who's this woman and this
Already I see who's this woman and this
this must be um
this must be um
No, I'm not going to say.
No, I'm not going to say.
Okay, here we go. Yo.
Okay, here we go. Yo.
Oh my god, yeah.
Oh my god, yeah.
Oh wait, so yeah, I like when I'm when
Oh wait, so yeah, I like when I'm when
uh
uh
Canada Dry called me in the night and it
Canada Dry called me in the night and it
said Godi and then it's like but I could
said Godi and then it's like but I could
tell that I just knew right away it's
tell that I just knew right away it's
Canada Dry and then I like looked at the
Canada Dry and then I like looked at the
name and it was yeah, the name he uses
name and it was yeah, the name he uses
and stuff. I know his real name and
and stuff. I know his real name and
stuff. I know like um let's see. Okay,
stuff. I know like um let's see. Okay,
so here here we go. I'm going to share.
so here here we go. I'm going to share.
I really don't dox it. Now it's like
I really don't dox it. Now it's like
they're like, "Oh my god, I'm like such
they're like, "Oh my god, I'm like such
a doxter." I'm not not a doxter. I mean
a doxter." I'm not not a doxter. I mean
it's like showing somebody's picture, I
it's like showing somebody's picture, I
don't think it's doxing especially if
don't think it's doxing especially if
they're like
they're like
not there's not a name a company or
not there's not a name a company or
something. I don't know.
something. I don't know.
But here we go.
But here we go.
It's called Shanny.
It's called Shanny.
Shawnee? Or Okay, let's have a look.
Shawnee? Or Okay, let's have a look.
Is that Shannon, that lady with the one
Is that Shannon, that lady with the one
leg?
leg?
Sounds like it.
Sounds like it.
But this lady has two legs.
But this lady has two legs.
Hey you, Godi?
Hey you, Godi?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Who is that skinny guy?
Who is that skinny guy?
>>
>>
>> Hey you, Godi? You know who that is?
>> Hey you, Godi? You know who that is?
>>
>>
>> Why you always playing
>> Why you always playing
>> Okay, hold on. I'm sorry, hold on.
>> Okay, hold on. I'm sorry, hold on.
This is Yeah, this is Oh, that's LD.
This is Yeah, this is Oh, that's LD.
Yeah, this is LD This is LD's max LD had
Yeah, this is LD This is LD's max LD had
sex with this lady.
sex with this lady.
And we know we know LD like has sex with
And we know we know LD like has sex with
like
like
interesting
interesting
ladies, you know.
ladies, you know.
But um I hear I'll play I'll play I
But um I hear I'll play I'll play I
can't play. I'm sorry. I forgot I
can't play. I'm sorry. I forgot I
put it down here.
put it down here.
I'm on a
I'm on a
This is Gotti's video. He made fan.
This is Gotti's video. He made fan.
We need to do a
We need to do a
video with RG and Ivana.
video with RG and Ivana.
love song
love song
Who's that?
Who's that?
>>
>>
>> Oh. I don't know who this lady is.
>> Oh. I don't know who this lady is.
He's gone.
He's gone.
I'm going to play
I'm going to play
I'm going to play
I'm going to play
Oh my god, he's he's a big nose. Is that
Oh my god, he's he's a big nose. Is that
Beta?
Beta?
He's going to yell He's yelling at the
He's going to yell He's yelling at the
whole time he's yelling.
whole time he's yelling.
Is this Is this AI or is it
Is this Is this AI or is it
Do you think
Do you think
You're right. Where is this? You're on
You're right. Where is this? You're on
the streets?
the streets?
Does she have that kind of hat? I don't
Does she have that kind of hat? I don't
know what her I mean her leg I mean I
know what her I mean her leg I mean I
thought she had a peg on her leg. It was
thought she had a peg on her leg. It was
It looks like it's kind of How's is
It looks like it's kind of How's is
walking around like this?
walking around like this?
With balancing really well?
With balancing really well?
Yeah, I remember when I did a reading
Yeah, I remember when I did a reading
for her and it's like she like she can't
for her and it's like she like she can't
like
like
I'm making
I'm making
I get in the in the in the whole time.
I get in the in the in the whole time.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Let me keep getting deep in the other
Let me keep getting deep in the other
end though. Cuz she was like
end though. Cuz she was like
I just like
I just like
One of the people I came up with was
One of the people I came up with was
like, "Oh my god, you got I just heard
like, "Oh my god, you got I just heard
him like you were so weird and stuff."
him like you were so weird and stuff."
That's good.
That's good.
Is that her real voice?
Is that her real voice?
>>
>>
>> It's the LD thing it is. I thought it
>> It's the LD thing it is. I thought it
was I thought it was you for a minute.
was I thought it was you for a minute.
I use God. The LD but he looks kind of
I use God. The LD but he looks kind of
like
like
He acts like that.
He acts like that.
Yeah, he has too much hair for you. Like
Yeah, he has too much hair for you. Like
you.
you.
Okay, well, that was good.
Okay, well, that was good.
Mr. Yes, Mr. Magoo.
Mr. Yes, Mr. Magoo.
Here. I have a I have a I have a video
Here. I have a I have a I have a video
too to that I made. You guys can watch.
too to that I made. You guys can watch.
We're right back.
We're right back.
I know. I know he There's just they
I know. I know he There's just they
suck.
suck.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Okay. I'm not trying to like get you
Okay. I'm not trying to like get you
like that. I can't help that.
like that. I can't help that.
Carson's a miserable
Carson's a miserable
>>
>>
>> You walk through ruins
>> You walk through ruins
without shame wearing gunja beads and
without shame wearing gunja beads and
gold.
gold.
>> Gathering the broken syllables
>>
>> Gathering the broken syllables
>>
that frightened mouths won't hold. You
that frightened mouths won't hold. You
bless the unclean, lift the cast
bless the unclean, lift the cast
off, crown the
off, crown the
margins with your arms.
margins with your arms.
>>
>>
>> And every buried exile truth
>> And every buried exile truth
comes beating through the heart.
comes beating through the heart.
Your laughter bends the clock of
Your laughter bends the clock of
fate. Your silence
fate. Your silence
floods the room.
floods the room.
You can make a garden from a grave
You can make a garden from a grave
and make a sunrise from a tomb.
and make a sunrise from a tomb.
Sweet voice cuckoo
Sweet voice cuckoo
midnight queen.
midnight queen.
Black flame wrapped in red,
Black flame wrapped in red,
you plant a lotus in
you plant a lotus in
the mind where lesser gods have fled.
the mind where lesser gods have fled.
Matri
Matri
mother of the living soul,
mother of the living soul,
peace in the pulse and fire in the
peace in the pulse and fire in the
ground. Skull cup full of stars, blade
ground. Skull cup full of stars, blade
of lucid grace, dark
of lucid grace, dark
river of wisdom, moon upon your face.
river of wisdom, moon upon your face.
Sing me tender,
Sing me tender,
sing me fierce. Split the veil and calm
sing me fierce. Split the veil and calm
the sea.
the sea.
Holy outcast, royal storm,
Holy outcast, royal storm,
>>
>>
>> make a fearless song of me.
>> make a fearless song of me.
When they call me
When they call me
strange,
strange,
let me be strange with you.
let me be strange with you.
>>
>> When they call me ruin,
>>
>> When they call me ruin,
make the ruin bloom.
make the ruin bloom.
When they call me darkness,
When they call me darkness,
let me shine dark, too. You who
let me shine dark, too. You who
turn the refuse into perfume.
turn the refuse into perfume.
Teach my mouth the honey
Teach my mouth the honey
and the thunder. Teach my hands the
and the thunder. Teach my hands the
stillness and the strike. Teach my soul
stillness and the strike. Teach my soul
to kneel without
to kneel without
surrender. Teach my heart the truth
surrender. Teach my heart the truth
that does not fray.
that does not fray.
Metagie, mother of the living,
Metagie, mother of the living,
sow peace in the poison, fire in the
sow peace in the poison, fire in the
ground.
ground.
Pyramid of the sacred work, queen
Pyramid of the sacred work, queen
of midnight grace,
of midnight grace,
jasmine on the black wind, stars inside
jasmine on the black wind, stars inside
your face. Sing me tender.
your face. Sing me tender.
Sing me fierce.
Sing me fierce.
Let me burn and let me heal.
Let me burn and let me heal.
Lotus in the ashes.
Lotus in the ashes.
Gold within the real.
Gold within the real.
>>
>> Metagie,
>> Metagie,
>>
my voice on the
my voice on the
wood, keep my spirit wild and free.
wood, keep my spirit wild and free.
>>
>> Moon in the skull cup, blade in the
>>
>> Moon in the skull cup, blade in the
blue, make a fearless song of
blue, make a fearless song of
me.
me.
Yeah, it's usually like this like the
Yeah, it's usually like this like the
skull cup like it's like the top of the
skull cup like it's like the top of the
skull, but I guess they made a whole
skull, but I guess they made a whole
skull mug. I like that one.
skull mug. I like that one.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
So, yeah. Um
So, yeah. Um
Just a little
Just a little
part of me I'm sharing with you guys. Um
part of me I'm sharing with you guys. Um
okay, let's see.
okay, let's see.
Okay, I got
Okay, I got
I have I have like some that are better
I have I have like some that are better
like that are more like
like that are more like
I think this one is like more.
I think this one is like more.
Yeah, I think this this is good.
Yeah, I think this this is good.
>>
>>
>> They gather in a circle with their clean
>> They gather in a circle with their clean
hands and sharpened teeth.
hands and sharpened teeth.
Talking holy, talking noble while they
Talking holy, talking noble while they
feed on something weak.
feed on something weak.
They don't need truth, they need a
They don't need truth, they need a
target, someone tender they can
target, someone tender they can
blame. They make
blame. They make
communion out of cruelty.
communion out of cruelty.
And call it fire by my name.
And call it fire by my name.
They love a sacrificial victim.
They love a sacrificial victim.
They love a soft and open throat.
They love a soft and open throat.
>> They build their little bond on
>>
>> They build their little bond on
>>
hatred.
hatred.
And then they crown a scapegoat.
And then they crown a scapegoat.
They pick the kind of one still
They pick the kind of one still
human.
human.
The one with mercy in their
The one with mercy in their
bones.
bones.
Then tear them down to feel like
Then tear them down to feel like
giants.
giants.
Standing on a pile of stone.
Standing on a pile of stone.
But I'm not your normal girl.
But I'm not your normal girl.
I DON'T BOW and I don't choke.
I DON'T BOW and I don't choke.
You move in herds, I move alone. You
You move in herds, I move alone. You
need a crowd, I need the road. You hide,
need a crowd, I need the road. You hide,
SAFE INSIDE YOUR FLOCK, TRADING SOULS
SAFE INSIDE YOUR FLOCK, TRADING SOULS
FOR BEING LIKE. But I can climb where
FOR BEING LIKE. But I can climb where
you can't follow. I can live where you
you can't follow. I can live where you
>>
would die.
>> Call me cursed,
>>
would die.
>> Call me cursed,
call me
call me
wild,
wild,
call me
call me
broken,
broken,
call me
call me
>>
>> vile.
>>
>> vile.
Wear your
Wear your
labels like old weather. Let them fall
labels like old weather. Let them fall
and let them rot.
and let them rot.
I'd rather be all that you project on me
I'd rather be all that you project on me
than ever become what you want to know.
than ever become what you want to know.
You take courage for permission,
You take courage for permission,
trade your conscience for applause.
trade your conscience for applause.
Every sneer a little uniform,
Every sneer a little uniform,
every smirk another
every smirk another
loss. So small inside your
loss. So small inside your
righteousness, so certain you've been
righteousness, so certain you've been
blessed.
blessed.
But vanity walks in polished
But vanity walks in polished
shoes and pride trips over its own
shoes and pride trips over its own
dress. You whisper monster
dress. You whisper monster
to feel pure.
to feel pure.
You whisper danger
You whisper danger
>>
>>
>> to be loved.
>> to be loved.
You need a villain for the
You need a villain for the
ritual
ritual
to keep your little kingdom strong.
to keep your little kingdom strong.
>>
>>
>> But your faith is only fear
>> But your faith is only fear
in costume.
in costume.
Your love is just a voting
Your love is just a voting
>>
>> block.
>> block.
>>
And every halo that you
And every halo that you
wear is nailed together from the dark.
wear is nailed together from the dark.
BUT I'M NOT YOUR NORMAL GOAT.
BUT I'M NOT YOUR NORMAL GOAT.
I don't kneel beneath your
I don't kneel beneath your
yoke. You tremble if the herd looks
yoke. You tremble if the herd looks
sideways. I have learned to stand alone.
sideways. I have learned to stand alone.
You graze circles in the pasture. I have
You graze circles in the pasture. I have
crossed the cliffs in cold. I
crossed the cliffs in cold. I
can climb a mountain bleeding, still
can climb a mountain bleeding, still
arrive with fire in my soul.
arrive with fire in my soul.
>>
>>
>> And I can swim deep in the sea,
>> And I can swim deep in the sea,
hold my breath where
hold my breath where
I won't
I won't
go.
go.
>> I have made a
>> I have made a
>>
>>
home in pressure.
home in pressure.
You would shatter
You would shatter
>>
>>
>> far below. I'm a survivor,
>> far below. I'm a survivor,
>> not your offering.
>>
>> not your offering.
>>
Not the lambs I chew your bones.
Not the lambs I chew your bones.
I keep walking when the path turns
I keep walking when the path turns
rabid.
rabid.
I keep rising from the gold.
I keep rising from the gold.
Call me cursed. Call me wild.
Call me cursed. Call me wild.
Call me
Call me
strange
strange
and under vow.
and under vow.
Call me
Call me
>>
>>
>> every name you need to hide the sickness
>> every name you need to hide the sickness
in your heart.
in your heart.
Hold the weight of your
Hold the weight of your
>> accusations
>>
>>
>> accusations
like a crown of thorns and smoke, then
like a crown of thorns and smoke, then
be
be
>> another smiling coward in the flock that
>> another smiling coward in the flock that
>>
>>
calls itself woke.
calls itself woke.
May the smug choke
May the smug choke
>>
>>
>>
>> on their
>> on their
>>
>> hubris.
>> hubris.
May the proud fall
May the proud fall
on their heels.
on their heels.
>>
>>
>> May the mirrors that they
>> May the mirrors that they
worship
worship
show the rot beneath the skin.
show the rot beneath the skin.
May the judges choke on certainty.
May the judges choke on certainty.
May the mob divide and fray.
May the mob divide and fray.
And may I keep my soul unbroken
And may I keep my soul unbroken
as I go
as I go
my own way.
my own way.
I go my own way.
I go my own way.
Through the rock and through the rain,
Through the rock and through the rain,
>>
>> I go my own way.
>> I go my own way.
>>
Past the teeth and past the blade,
Past the teeth and past the blade,
I go my own way.
I go my own way.
Let them gossip. Let them gloat.
Let them gossip. Let them gloat.
They can keep their little pasture.
They can keep their little pasture.
I was never made for them.
I was never made for them.
I was never just a goat.
I was never just a goat.
>>
>>
>> No, I'm not your
>> No, I'm not your
normal girl.
normal girl.
I was
I was
>>
>>
>> built for the
>> built for the
climb,
climb,
built
built
for the
for the
dark,
dark,
>> built for the
>>
>> built for the
>>
deep, built to
deep, built to
survive
survive
your kind.
your kind.
>>
>>
>> Hey, um, McQueen.
>> Hey, um, McQueen.
McQueen.
McQueen.
Hey McQueen.
Hey McQueen.
Don't with me.
Don't with me.
Don't talk to me like that.
Don't talk to me like that.
Okay.
Okay.
I have enough
I have enough
of this from my enemies. I don't need it
of this from my enemies. I don't need it
from supposed my managing mod.
from supposed my managing mod.
That's why I timed you out. But I'll You
That's why I timed you out. But I'll You
just got timed out. You're back.
just got timed out. You're back.
But you brought Now you Now you brought
But you brought Now you Now you brought
the whole mood down.
the whole mood down.
I'm not ever going to stop unless the
I'm not ever going to stop unless the
unless Joker and plus I have I did put
unless Joker and plus I have I did put
my link up several times. And plus the
my link up several times. And plus the
thing is open, but unless it's like
thing is open, but unless it's like
Joker right now,
Joker right now,
I'm not I'm not ending the video, okay?
I'm not I'm not ending the video, okay?
So, don't with me.
So, don't with me.
Ah.
Ah.
>>
>>
>> I'm going to leave.
>> I'm going to leave.
This is me off.
This is me off.
Things Things that you like
Things Things that you like
Rumplestiltskin, right? I thought it
Rumplestiltskin, right? I thought it
Well, that's not Rumplestiltskin. That's
Well, that's not Rumplestiltskin. That's
only that one syndrome. Okay.
only that one syndrome. Okay.
Well, let's watch this one.
Well, let's watch this one.
Probably think you know the story of
Probably think you know the story of
Sleeping Beauty.
Sleeping Beauty.
A beautiful princess, a wicked fairy, a
A beautiful princess, a wicked fairy, a
spinning wheel, and a 100-year nap
spinning wheel, and a 100-year nap
broken by a prince's kiss.
broken by a prince's kiss.
But what if the story you know is just a
But what if the story you know is just a
whisper of the truth? What if the real
whisper of the truth? What if the real
story is darker, stranger, and far more
story is darker, stranger, and far more
interesting?
interesting?
Let's go back to that fateful
Let's go back to that fateful
christening.
christening.
Everyone remembers the uninvited fairy
Everyone remembers the uninvited fairy
Maleficent and her dramatic curse. That
Maleficent and her dramatic curse. That
on her 16th birthday, Princess Aurora
on her 16th birthday, Princess Aurora
would prick her finger on the spindle of
would prick her finger on the spindle of
a spinning wheel and die.
a spinning wheel and die.
But what people forget is the final
But what people forget is the final
gift, the one that twisted the curse.
gift, the one that twisted the curse.
It wasn't about avoiding death. It was
It wasn't about avoiding death. It was
about transforming it.
about transforming it.
The curse wasn't death, but a deep
The curse wasn't death, but a deep
enchanted sleep that would fall over the
enchanted sleep that would fall over the
entire kingdom.
entire kingdom.
For 16 years, Aurora lived hidden away,
For 16 years, Aurora lived hidden away,
a life of quiet simplicity.
a life of quiet simplicity.
But a curse is like a river.
But a curse is like a river.
>> It always finds its path. On her 16th
>>
>>
>> It always finds its path. On her 16th
birthday, a strange pull, a magnetic
birthday, a strange pull, a magnetic
hum, led her to a forgotten tower.
hum, led her to a forgotten tower.
There, an old spinning wheel sat
There, an old spinning wheel sat
waiting, bathed in an eerie light. It
waiting, bathed in an eerie light. It
wasn't a trick or a trap. It was
wasn't a trick or a trap. It was
destiny.
destiny.
As her finger touched the sharp spindle,
As her finger touched the sharp spindle,
the world didn't go black.
the world didn't go black.
Instead, it dissolved into a dream.
Instead, it dissolved into a dream.
The thorns that grew around the castle
The thorns that grew around the castle
weren't just a barrier. They were a
weren't just a barrier. They were a
cocoon.
cocoon.
Inside, time didn't stop. It looped.
Inside, time didn't stop. It looped.
The entire kingdom was trapped in a
The entire kingdom was trapped in a
shared dream, reliving the same day over
shared dream, reliving the same day over
and over.
and over.
The king held the same pointless
The king held the same pointless
meetings, the chefs baked the same
meetings, the chefs baked the same
uneaten cakes, and the guards patrolled
uneaten cakes, and the guards patrolled
the same silent halls.
the same silent halls.
It was a waking nightmare, a
It was a waking nightmare, a
psychological prison where every hope
psychological prison where every hope
was reset at dawn.
was reset at dawn.
And Aurora?
And Aurora?
She was at the center of it all, the
She was at the center of it all, the
anchor of this dream turned torment. She
anchor of this dream turned torment. She
wasn't peacefully asleep. She was aware,
wasn't peacefully asleep. She was aware,
trapped in a silent conscious void,
trapped in a silent conscious void,
watching her kingdom suffer in an
watching her kingdom suffer in an
endless cycle.
endless cycle.
She saw the despair in their dream
She saw the despair in their dream
selves, the hopelessness. The true curse
selves, the hopelessness. The true curse
wasn't sleep. It was the agony of being
wasn't sleep. It was the agony of being
aware, but utterly powerless.
aware, but utterly powerless.
A hundred years is a long time to be
A hundred years is a long time to be
trapped in a thought.
trapped in a thought.
Long enough for countless princes and
Long enough for countless princes and
would-be heroes to try and fail,
would-be heroes to try and fail,
consumed by the magical thorns.
consumed by the magical thorns.
They came seeking glory, a prize, a
They came seeking glory, a prize, a
princess to possess.
princess to possess.
They saw the castle as a conquest, not a
They saw the castle as a conquest, not a
rescue mission for a suffering people.
rescue mission for a suffering people.
And the thorns, fueled by the kingdom's
And the thorns, fueled by the kingdom's
collective despair, rejected them all.
collective despair, rejected them all.
But then, someone different arrived.
But then, someone different arrived.
Not a prince on a white horse, but a
Not a prince on a white horse, but a
young woman.
young woman.
A royal cartographer named Ellara, whose
A royal cartographer named Ellara, whose
great-grandmother was a lady-in-waiting
great-grandmother was a lady-in-waiting
at the castle the day the curse fell.
at the castle the day the curse fell.
She wasn't seeking a bride.
She wasn't seeking a bride.
She was seeking to understand a family
She was seeking to understand a family
legend, a dark spot on her ancestral
legend, a dark spot on her ancestral
map. She didn't carry a sword to
map. She didn't carry a sword to
conquer, but a lantern to see and shears
conquer, but a lantern to see and shears
to clear a path.
to clear a path.
She didn't fight the thorns with brute
She didn't fight the thorns with brute
force.
force.
She saw them for what they were, a
She saw them for what they were, a
manifestation of pain.
manifestation of pain.
She spoke to them, her voice filled not
She spoke to them, her voice filled not
with ambition, but with empathy.
with ambition, but with empathy.
She spoke of understanding, of freeing
She spoke of understanding, of freeing
those trapped within.
those trapped within.
And slowly and miraculously, the thorny
And slowly and miraculously, the thorny
vines receded, sensing her pure intent.
vines receded, sensing her pure intent.
They parted not for a conqueror, but for
They parted not for a conqueror, but for
a kindred spirit.
a kindred spirit.
Ellara found the silent castle, a world
Ellara found the silent castle, a world
frozen mid-breath. She made her way to
frozen mid-breath. She made her way to
the highest tower where Aurora lay.
the highest tower where Aurora lay.
She saw not a prize, but a person
She saw not a prize, but a person
trapped in a lonely torment.
trapped in a lonely torment.
Moved by a profound sense of compassion,
Moved by a profound sense of compassion,
she didn't think of a fairy tale kiss.
she didn't think of a fairy tale kiss.
She simply reached out, took Aurora's
She simply reached out, took Aurora's
hand, and whispered, "You are not alone.
hand, and whispered, "You are not alone.
It's over."
It's over."
It wasn't the magic of a kiss that broke
It wasn't the magic of a kiss that broke
the spell.
the spell.
It was the power of a genuine human
It was the power of a genuine human
connection.
connection.
The simple selfless act of empathy.
The simple selfless act of empathy.
At her touch, a golden light pulsed
At her touch, a golden light pulsed
outwards and the dream shattered.
outwards and the dream shattered.
Aurora's eyes fluttered open not to the
Aurora's eyes fluttered open not to the
face of a suitor, but to the face of her
face of a suitor, but to the face of her
savior.
savior.
The kingdom awoke not with a gasp, but
The kingdom awoke not with a gasp, but
with a collective sigh of relief. The
with a collective sigh of relief. The
fog of a 100-year nightmare finally
fog of a 100-year nightmare finally
lifting.
lifting.
So, true love's kiss? Maybe the old
So, true love's kiss? Maybe the old
stories got it wrong.
stories got it wrong.
Maybe true love isn't about romance or
Maybe true love isn't about romance or
possession.
possession.
Maybe it's about seeing another's pain
Maybe it's about seeing another's pain
and choosing to help with no thought of
and choosing to help with no thought of
reward.
reward.
The kingdom wasn't saved by a prince,
The kingdom wasn't saved by a prince,
but by a cartographer who knew the most
but by a cartographer who knew the most
important journey is the one we take
important journey is the one we take
into the heart of another.
into the heart of another.
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Like I watch I just watch this stuff and
I get chilled. I don't know. I'm saying
I get chilled. I don't know. I'm saying
maybe people don't like it, but
maybe people don't like it, but
I do.
I do.
That's why I got to show it.
That's why I got to show it.
But yeah, I'm like
But yeah, I'm like
I'm a fairy. I like fairy tales, right?
I'm a fairy. I like fairy tales, right?
It's all about me.
It's all about me.
So, I can't see the comments or anything
So, I can't see the comments or anything
on the screen. So, I don't know what's
on the screen. So, I don't know what's
going on.
going on.
I see them on I can see them on that,
I see them on I can see them on that,
but I can't see them up here. Optical
but I can't see them up here. Optical
fire? Yeah.
fire? Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't see them. Uh
I don't see them. Uh
yeah. Oh, there I see them now. Hey,
yeah. Oh, there I see them now. Hey,
there's say turn.
there's say turn.
I can't That was a joke. Just saying,
I can't That was a joke. Just saying,
"Oh, no one wants to see this bullshit."
"Oh, no one wants to see this bullshit."
That's a joke. It's not First of all,
That's a joke. It's not First of all,
it's not a joke. It's just like
it's not a joke. It's just like
mean.
mean.
Right? But if it's a joke, it'd be like,
Right? But if it's a joke, it'd be like,
"Oh, this like it would be like a Oh,
"Oh, this like it would be like a Oh,
this is like this like it would be like
this is like this like it would be like
some some things like this it's like
some some things like this it's like
something is funny."
something is funny."
So, okay. Well, they're they're
So, okay. Well, they're they're
retellings and so and then I they're
retellings and so and then I they're
more for adults. They have like more of
more for adults. They have like more of
the esoteric stuff in them. They're just
the esoteric stuff in them. They're just
They're just short little things. Like I
They're just short little things. Like I
don't
don't
I just uh I just have to show it. Cuz
I just uh I just have to show it. Cuz
this this one just turned out so funny.
this this one just turned out so funny.
Like
Like
I love how I have another one that
I love how I have another one that
turned turned out so funny.
turned turned out so funny.
I'm born mute. She chose it. Not
I'm born mute. She chose it. Not
seashells, not trinkets, men and
seashells, not trinkets, men and
human artifacts.
human artifacts.
Forks, lenses, compass needles, objects
Forks, lenses, compass needles, objects
with purpose she couldn't name, couldn't
with purpose she couldn't name, couldn't
articulate, couldn't explain to
articulate, couldn't explain to
her father without watching his face
her father without watching his face
collapse into something between grief
collapse into something between grief
and rage.
and rage.
The therapists, three silver-finned
The therapists, three silver-finned
elders her father trusted, agreed.
elders her father trusted, agreed.
Fixation disorder, possible dissociative
Fixation disorder, possible dissociative
ideation, a compulsion to escape
ideation, a compulsion to escape
identity.
identity.
Ariel smiled at their charts and said
Ariel smiled at their charts and said
nothing.
nothing.
She already knew what she wanted. She'd
She already knew what she wanted. She'd
known since she was 12. She wanted legs.
known since she was 12. She wanted legs.
More than legs, she wanted to be
More than legs, she wanted to be
witnessed by someone who had no idea
witnessed by someone who had no idea
what she was.
what she was.
>>
>> Ursula lived in the trench, not
>> Ursula lived in the trench, not
>>
metaphorically.
metaphorically.
She had eight arms and a mouth full of
She had eight arms and a mouth full of
teeth and a voice like oil sliding
teeth and a voice like oil sliding
across stone.
across stone.
She also had a contract, standard issue,
She also had a contract, standard issue,
tight clauses.
tight clauses.
She told no one because she already knew
She told no one because she already knew
what they'd say and she didn't need
what they'd say and she didn't need
permission. She needed legs.
permission. She needed legs.
"Voice for limbs," Ursula said. "30
"Voice for limbs," Ursula said. "30
days. When is love?" The
days. When is love?" The
contract materialized, four pages.
contract materialized, four pages.
Fine print and bioluminescent ink.
Fine print and bioluminescent ink.
Ariel signed. She was 16 years
Ariel signed. She was 16 years
old. Eric was kind. That was the worst
old. Eric was kind. That was the worst
part. No history, no language,
part. No history, no language,
and eyes that looked like they were
and eyes that looked like they were
cataloging everything.
cataloging everything.
He brought her in, fed her,
He brought her in, fed her,
gave her shoes that didn't fit and
gave her shoes that didn't fit and
laughed when she walked like a newborn
laughed when she walked like a newborn
deer.
deer.
>> that a dinglehopper is a dildo? For 30
>> that a dinglehopper is a dildo? For 30
days, she performed the girl she
days, she performed the girl she
imagined herself to be, assembled from
imagined herself to be, assembled from
fragments of human media, half guessed,
fragments of human media, half guessed,
half improvised. She was convincing,
half improvised. She was convincing,
startlingly so.
startlingly so.
She had no voice because she had signed
She had no voice because she had signed
it away at 16. I'll give you a fair
it away at 16. I'll give you a fair
trial.
>> On day 29, Ursula arrived wearing
trial.
>> On day 29, Ursula arrived wearing
Ariel's face and Ariel's stolen voice,
Ariel's face and Ariel's stolen voice,
and Eric, sweet, kind, entirely deceived
and Eric, sweet, kind, entirely deceived
Eric, almost proposed. Ariel stood in
Eric, almost proposed. Ariel stood in
the shadow of the doorway and watched
the shadow of the doorway and watched
herself smile at the man she dismantled
herself smile at the man she dismantled
her entire identity to reach.
her entire identity to reach.
That was the night something cracked
That was the night something cracked
open inside her that would not close.
open inside her that would not close.
Ariel v. Ursula, the deep court trench
Ariel v. Ursula, the deep court trench
jurisdiction.
jurisdiction.
Case no. 0001 below.
Case no. 0001 below.
The ocean had not seen a case like it.
The ocean had not seen a case like it.
Ariel's attorney, a sharp-faced eel
Ariel's attorney, a sharp-faced eel
named Counsel Myra, 300 years old and
named Counsel Myra, 300 years old and
aggressively unbothered, stood before
aggressively unbothered, stood before
the abyssal bench and delivered
the abyssal bench and delivered
the opening argument with the energy of
the opening argument with the energy of
someone who had been waiting for this
someone who had been waiting for this
exact moment. Your honor, my client was
exact moment. Your honor, my client was
16 years of age at the time of signing.
16 years of age at the time of signing.
She was a minor.
She was a minor.
Under the Oceanic Compact of 1842,
Under the Oceanic Compact of 1842,
any contract signed by a minor involving
any contract signed by a minor involving
the severance of a biological asset, and
the severance of a biological asset, and
I will remind the court that a voice is
I will remind the court that a voice is
a biological asset, is void, voidable,
a biological asset, is void, voidable,
and frankly an embarrassment to
and frankly an embarrassment to
contractual law.
contractual law.
Ursula's attorney, a slick hammerhead
Ursula's attorney, a slick hammerhead
named Danak, slid to his feet. The
named Danak, slid to his feet. The
defendant contends the minor presented
defendant contends the minor presented
herself as a consenting adult.
herself as a consenting adult.
That no identification was requested
That no identification was requested
because, frankly, mermaids don't carry
because, frankly, mermaids don't carry
ID. And whose fault is that? Myra
ID. And whose fault is that? Myra
interrupted. Submit the contract was
interrupted. Submit the contract was
entered willingly, eagerly, and with
entered willingly, eagerly, and with
full dramatic commitment. I might add.
full dramatic commitment. I might add.
She was 16, Danak. The gallery erupted.
She was 16, Danak. The gallery erupted.
The judge, an ancient sperm whale who
The judge, an ancient sperm whale who
had personally witnessed the fall of
had personally witnessed the fall of
Atlantis and was deeply tired, slammed a
Atlantis and was deeply tired, slammed a
fin against the bench. Order.
fin against the bench. Order.
Ariel sat at the plaintiff's table in
Ariel sat at the plaintiff's table in
silence.
silence.
She was listening, cataloging, the way
She was listening, cataloging, the way
she always did.
she always did.
Mira's closing argument was 12 minutes
Mira's closing argument was 12 minutes
long and included a visual aid,
long and included a visual aid,
>> a blown-up copy of the contract with the
>>
>> a blown-up copy of the contract with the
>>
age clause highlighted in a color the
age clause highlighted in a color the
court reporter would later describe as
court reporter would later describe as
aggressively red. The defendant
aggressively red. The defendant
exploited a teenager in emotional crisis
exploited a teenager in emotional crisis
who was suffering from documented
who was suffering from documented
identity dysphoria, swam alone into a
identity dysphoria, swam alone into a
predator's lair without legal counsel.
predator's lair without legal counsel.
We are not here because Ariel was
We are not here because Ariel was
foolish.
foolish.
We are here because Ursula knew.
We are here because Ursula knew.
She knew her client was a minor.
She knew her client was a minor.
She knew the contract would not hold in
She knew the contract would not hold in
any court with a functioning legal
any court with a functioning legal
system.
system.
>>
>> And she signed it anyway because she
>>
>> And she signed it anyway because she
didn't expect to end up in court. She
didn't expect to end up in court. She
expected to win.
expected to win.
Another pause.
Another pause.
Mira looked directly at the jury, 12 sea
Mira looked directly at the jury, 12 sea
creatures of varying species, all deeply
creatures of varying species, all deeply
uncomfortable.
uncomfortable.
She didn't Unanimous.
She didn't Unanimous.
Contract void. Voice returned in full
Contract void. Voice returned in full
with prejudice.
with prejudice.
Damages significant. Emotional,
Damages significant. Emotional,
biological, psychological. The court had
biological, psychological. The court had
categories Ursula's attorney had never
categories Ursula's attorney had never
seen before. Ursula was remanded.
seen before. Ursula was remanded.
>> five
>> five
Her tentacles were confiscated as a
Her tentacles were confiscated as a
security measure.
security measure.
The deep sea notary lost his license.
The deep sea notary lost his license.
Ariel sat on the rocks above the
Ariel sat on the rocks above the
waterline, not in the ocean,
waterline, not in the ocean,
not on land,
not on land,
right at the edge where the water
right at the edge where the water
touched stone and couldn't decide what
touched stone and couldn't decide what
it was. Eric found her there.
it was. Eric found her there.
He figured it out, not all of it, but
He figured it out, not all of it, but
enough.
enough.
He sat beside her without asking. "You
He sat beside her without asking. "You
didn't have to do all that." He said.
didn't have to do all that." He said.
She looked at the horizon.
She looked at the horizon.
At the seam between two worlds she'd
At the seam between two worlds she'd
spent her whole life pressing herself
spent her whole life pressing herself
against.
against.
"I know." She said.
"I know." She said.
Her voice was exactly as she'd left it.
Her voice was exactly as she'd left it.
Low, salt touched. "Hers. I
Low, salt touched. "Hers. I
wanted to, and then I didn't. And now
wanted to, and then I didn't. And now
I'm figuring out what I actually want.
I'm figuring out what I actually want.
>> Separate from wanting to be wanted." He
>>
>>
>> Separate from wanting to be wanted." He
nodded. Didn't push. They watched the
nodded. Didn't push. They watched the
sun drop into the water. Deep
sun drop into the water. Deep
down in the trench, in a holding cell of
down in the trench, in a holding cell of
her own design, Ursula sat with her
her own design, Ursula sat with her
confiscated tentacles in a jar on the
confiscated tentacles in a jar on the
shelf across from her.
shelf across from her.
And thought about the clause she should
And thought about the clause she should
have added. Signatory confirms legal age
have added. Signatory confirms legal age
of majority. Four words.
of majority. Four words.
She'd been doing this for 300 years.
She'd been doing this for 300 years.
Four words.
Four words.
>>
>>
>> Oh gosh.
>> Oh gosh.
That was cute. Yeah, that was one of my
That was cute. Yeah, that was one of my
favorite
favorite
favorite things examining the
favorite things examining the
the the legality of that contract that
the the legality of that contract that
Ursula cheated on.
Ursula cheated on.
What do you want? Yeah, what what's up?
What do you want? Yeah, what what's up?
Uh
Uh
As far Do you know there's like um
As far Do you know there's like um
there's like millions of these um
there's like millions of these um
Epstein documents? There's like
Epstein documents? There's like
millions.
millions.
Like millions.
Like millions.
And you can go through them and you can
And you can go through them and you can
like watch videos of like him
like watch videos of like him
basically just chasing like teenagers
basically just chasing like teenagers
around the kitchen and stuff. Uh it's
around the kitchen and stuff. Uh it's
kind of weird. And then like um
kind of weird. And then like um
then his like baby farm and then like um
then his like baby farm and then like um
and then he was also behind I guess like
and then he was also behind I guess like
the whole trans thing. I mean it's like
the whole trans thing. I mean it's like
he's basically yeah. He's heated
he's basically yeah. He's heated
everything in the media. Like the he's
everything in the media. Like the he's
he's like the
he's like the
we discovered it was all it was all him.
we discovered it was all it was all him.
He's the reason for the trans thing. I
He's the reason for the trans thing. I
mean isn't that crazy?
mean isn't that crazy?
I knew I knew.
I knew I knew.
Well, but the weirdest thing was like he
Well, but the weirdest thing was like he
like um Bill Gates was like writing to
like um Bill Gates was like writing to
him a letter and stuff and Bill Gates is
him a letter and stuff and Bill Gates is
like, "Oh, I need help." And he's like
like, "Oh, I need help." And he's like
he's like, "Bill, I'm not sending you
he's like, "Bill, I'm not sending you
the you know, the gonorrhea medicine."
the you know, the gonorrhea medicine."
Cuz because Bill Gates had he been
Cuz because Bill Gates had he been
sleeping with a lot of young Russian
sleeping with a lot of young Russian
women
women
and got a STD, right? And then gave it
and got a STD, right? And then gave it
to his wife and then he wanted to sneak
to his wife and then he wanted to sneak
his wife medicine
his wife medicine
so she would like not
so she would like not
figure I don't know. I don't know. He
figure I don't know. I don't know. He
wanted to sneak it so she wouldn't have
wanted to sneak it so she wouldn't have
an STD ago. But right? I mean, that's
an STD ago. But right? I mean, that's
terrible.
terrible.
It almost seems like it's
It almost seems like it's
made up, but maybe not. I don't know.
made up, but maybe not. I don't know.
Maybe it was real. Maybe it was real. I
Maybe it was real. Maybe it was real. I
don't know.
don't know.
Um yeah, I do have my link. If anyone
Um yeah, I do have my link. If anyone
wants to come up, come on up.
wants to come up, come on up.
I'm still around. Yeah, so you you guys
I'm still around. Yeah, so you you guys
heard like I
heard like I
it's like
it's like
It like really like this kid like
It like really like this kid like
I think like if I like
I think like if I like
Yeah, like like some people in this
Yeah, like like some people in this
community would like like to they don't
community would like like to they don't
want even like want me to like
want even like want me to like
I mean I'm I'm not I'm not It's like I'm
I mean I'm I'm not I'm not It's like I'm
not saying anything anybody like has
not saying anything anybody like has
would have to have to donate or do
would have to have to donate or do
anything. It's like it's like whoever
anything. It's like it's like whoever
wants to, but like he says he watches my
wants to, but like he says he watches my
streams on an alt. I'm sure he does.
streams on an alt. I'm sure he does.
But um just to like to like go and say,
But um just to like to like go and say,
"Oh, you know, it's like so many people
"Oh, you know, it's like so many people
saying, 'Oh, just like don't Oh yeah,
saying, 'Oh, just like don't Oh yeah,
and Sam man thinks it's his business.
and Sam man thinks it's his business.
He's like, "Oh, well, I know about him
He's like, "Oh, well, I know about him
and he's his he's taken care of by this
and he's his he's taken care of by this
person this person." It's like
person this person." It's like
They don't know anything. And he doesn't
They don't know anything. And he doesn't
only live with your dad. I mean, so I
only live with your dad. I mean, so I
mean I'm going to I'm going to see I'm
mean I'm going to I'm going to see I'm
going to see who pays for that apartment
going to see who pays for that apartment
and stuff, right? I mean, you
and stuff, right? I mean, you
dingleberry. I mean, Sam man is such a
dingleberry. I mean, Sam man is such a
He's making fun of clumsy for losing his
He's making fun of clumsy for losing his
teeth.
teeth.
And this this mother F'n N has no teeth
And this this mother F'n N has no teeth
in in this in the first place.
in in this in the first place.
He has like
He has like
big front teeth missing and stuff. I
big front teeth missing and stuff. I
mean,
mean,
and then he's like talking about my
and then he's like talking about my
floor. And then we hear a video his
floor. And then we hear a video his
dad's yelling about his floor. And it's
dad's yelling about his floor. And it's
like isn't it true like these trolls are
like isn't it true like these trolls are
such projectors? It's like everything
such projectors? It's like everything
they accuse you of they are.
they accuse you of they are.
Really?
Really?
It's like he's everything he's like he
It's like he's everything he's like he
everything he makes fun of people and
everything he makes fun of people and
and goes after he he's like worse.
and goes after he he's like worse.
Plus he sounds like
Plus he sounds like
like a like a
like a like a
like a
like a
like this doofus from the
like this doofus from the
you know
you know
special ed bus.
special ed bus.
Okay, hey what's up Clumsy? Yeah.
Okay, hey what's up Clumsy? Yeah.
Um
Um
Yeah, hope all is well. Yeah, I was just
Yeah, hope all is well. Yeah, I was just
saying I was just saying like he's
saying I was just saying like he's
making fun of you and it's like yeah and
making fun of you and it's like yeah and
he's like that. I mean it's like but
he's like that. I mean it's like but
that he's the the same thing with me,
that he's the the same thing with me,
the same thing and it's like these
the same thing and it's like these
people are such bullies. They I mean
people are such bullies. They I mean
they sit there like laughing. Yeah, it's
they sit there like laughing. Yeah, it's
so it's so true and then that
so it's so true and then that
and it's like
and it's like
like it's just like very mean-spirited
like it's just like very mean-spirited
like very like like I wouldn't like I
like very like like I wouldn't like I
know well I know I maybe like have said
know well I know I maybe like have said
but like I I I get pushed to to by these
but like I I I get pushed to to by these
I mean it's like I
I mean it's like I
I don't say anything that nobody
I don't say anything that nobody
deserves right?
deserves right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, oh come on. Come on.
Hey, oh come on. Come on.
Um it reminds me of that summer song.
Um it reminds me of that summer song.
What's the what's the
What's the what's the
that's what's funny song. Hey turn yeah,
that's what's funny song. Hey turn yeah,
Alex blue line speedos?
Alex blue line speedos?
We we have to have a speedo party,
We we have to have a speedo party,
right? I'm going through
right? I'm going through
uh yeah.
uh yeah.
I'm going to warn you it's wild. Okay,
I'm going to warn you it's wild. Okay,
well guys how about we go to like
well guys how about we go to like
Clumsy's cuz I want to really want to
Clumsy's cuz I want to really want to
support I do want to support his
support I do want to support his
channel. Go ahead and drop your So
channel. Go ahead and drop your So
Clumsy's on I guess. We can go over
Clumsy's on I guess. We can go over
there and uh
there and uh
we'll have a party over there. We're
we'll have a party over there. We're
we're going to let's let's end my show
we're going to let's let's end my show
and go over there. It's it's less
and go over there. It's it's less
stressful for me. I'll go on his panel,
stressful for me. I'll go on his panel,
okay?
okay?
Love you guys. Just go to Clum Clumsy
Love you guys. Just go to Clum Clumsy
bean gang, right?
bean gang, right?
I'll see you soon.
I'll see you soon.
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