Lets Talk Goetia

Heat. Heat.

I felt it shift in the room like a

glitch in the air. Smiles got plastic

little cuts everywhere. Jokes with the

blade. Dressed up polite. You laughed a

bit loud, but the timing ain't right. I

check my said maybe it's me, but don't

lie. They repeat like a beat.

You drop info late then call it a n.

You're playing chess while they think

it's dead. I don't swing first. I don't

break frame. You want a reaction? I

don't play that game. Silence loud.

Yeah, it echoes deep. You talking chaos.

I just watch and keep no more nice side.

I don't bark, I redefine. Cold, calm,

sharp mind.

I don't chase, I redesign. And you were

fishing for a spark. Now you lost me in

the dark. Play stupid games. Get stupid

prizes. No more nice.

I don't fight

out.

You gave none. Now you wondering what I

become. Short replies. Eyes don't blink.

You can feel it shift but you can't

quite think. I map your moves like a

blueprint file. Every fake laugh vlog

with a time stamp spawn. You poke again,

I don't respond. Now your confidence

starting to bond with doubt. You needed

heat. I dropped the degree. Now you

questioning everything about me. No

threats, no scene, no show. Just doors

closing. You didn't even know.

I don't bark, I redefine. Cold, calm,

sharp mind.

I don't chase, I redesign. You were

fishing for a spark, now you lost me in

the dark. Play stupid games, get stupid

prizes. No more night.

I don't

You thought it was emotional data

collection. Every move you made was

selfreflection. Your weakness spoke. I

just listen close. Now the board flipped

and you don't even know. I don't you

outrow you clean. Make your loud moves

look small on the scene. You wanted war.

I change the terrain. Now you shut up to

nothing but your own frame.

No reaction.

No information.

No information.

No control.

No control. That's where you fall.

No more mide.

I don't react, I decide.

Quiet pressure deep.

I don't break, I divide. You were loud,

I was still, now you feeling that chill.

Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. No

more nice side. I don't lose, I rebuild.

I saw the game. I learned the code. Now

I move silent heavy mode. You play

dirty, that's your style. I just made it

not worth your while.

But you know why too? Um

I just talked to Scribbles tonight and

Scribbles wants another reading. And so

I was like I'll start a live later

because he was like at a ingo boingo or

something concert and uh but then him

and his wife were like, "Oh yeah, like

we want to do a reading." And so

Scribbles IRL might be here later. Like

that'd be pretty cool. But I just hope I

don't get like too drunk. But they're on

their way home, I saw. So, I don't think

he's like too far from like the

Benny or whatever because I think he

lives in like I'm not sure Nevada or

something. So, um but that'll be cool if

he comes by and then I can do a reading

for them. Um actually, I've been doing

readings for people like actually people

have been coming to my house and stuff

um and or ordering over the phone too.

And because this guy got involved in the

I was reading for somebody and I

predicted the guy's death because I was

like there's a death and there's like a

lot of stuff unclear about it and like a

lot of like maybe lies about it and I

saw there's because of a curse and all

this and all this all said all this

stuff and then it's like she's like okay

well whatever and like two weeks later

the guy was dead um of self-inflicted

gunshot wound or whatever but he um

he there was they said that was about a

car accident. I picked up the car too

but I was like but that's like kind of

like an illusion about that. out until

they lie about it at first and said it

was so I I talked to like his

ex-girlfriend and then I talked to like

another one of his ex-girlfriends like a

couple all the ex-girlfriends are kind

of getting together now and she's like

you got to talk to this guy and so one

of them talked to me on the phone the

other one brought me over a few drinks a

couple nights um and I just went at it

and like used a few decks and it was

fun. I mean it's I love doing tarot.

It's it's kind of cool but it's kind of

like now it's like I mean it's like only

the people that really really like get

it or really understand. Hi babe. Hi.

Oh, there's Rudy. Yeah, nightmare does

continue. Hi, Rude. How are you?

Hi. You're just coming over. Say hi. You

have Thank you so much. I mean, it's

like I mean, I try to have compassion

for people, too. And it's like I

understand people and I say I don't I

don't want to really at the end of the

day hurt people's feelings and stuff,

but it's like I have to like fight back

sometimes and like, you know, and I even

if I'm in like the chats, I wasn't

disrespecting her chat or whatever just

now. I was on several alts and but then

the person who's that but as we get into

go goatia I'll explain like the per you

know person person is actually the name

of a demon and so that person who's

they're an Iranian person it's like

they're they dabble in demonology and

it's like you should know that like

things like you know like geisha symbols

and the names of Gisha are being used on

you in these chat rooms and maybe

bringing out sides of you because you

know that he does like I mean it's like

that the personality doesn't fit with

personality right it's like um they're

just terrible I mean it's like I'm All I

did was make them a mod here and like

compliment them because they knew how to

program Nightbot. That's all I ever did.

I never did anything wrong. This person

is just constantly bad mouthing me like

all this stuff. I mean it's like and

then it's like oh I love to see psyche

with zero viewers. Well it's like

there's very rarely that happens but

sometimes it does when I start the show.

So if you catch the very beginning some

piss maybe piss everybody off and

everyone will leave. But it's like I

don't think like you know it didn't

happen that often. It's like so it's not

like they're just acting like oh I just

have I'm sitting here with zero people

and I have people here. I mean, it is a

little little quiet because I know

people are intimidated by these bullies

because they're bullies, you know. It's

like, "Hi, Rudy. That's as loud as he

meows." He doesn't have much of me. He's

like 18 years old. He's an old man cat,

right? He's an old man. Hi. You're an

old man, but you're very soft. You're

very soft and like, you know, you're

very good-looking. He's a very

good-looking cat. He's a great cat. He's

very loving, too, right? You're a big

loving cat. You're a big Oh, you're a

big softy. Oh. Oh, you are. I'm going to

pay you back. I'm going to pay you back.

See all I can do. All the cats. I mean,

it's like, but I have to be more careful

with the one that just came in after a

year and a half because like, you know,

it's like, yeah, he's a little bit wild

and stuff like that. And so, it's like,

but it's like, you know, it's like, you

know, Good Times was saying he's like,

oh my gosh, he's like, you know, if you

touch your cat, you know, they're saying

you're an animal abuser and call I got

call filthy animal abuser and all this

stuff. And it's like, you know, it's

like that's like it's like kind of like

that's the opposite just like they're

saying Cyrax and I'm bald and stuff like

that. And it's like I'm not I'm

obviously not I mean, and my hair is not

greasy. It's like I got out of the

shower. They do occasionally take a bath

and stuff and my nails perfect. Like no,

they never usually are, but you know,

they're okay. I mean, it's like I'm just

not this like monster or whatever. I

mean, I have to be sometimes, but you

know, it's like, but then it's like, are

they showing their pictures? No. They

just like to come and criticize and like

and then at the same time they look like

this. Okay, they look like this.

That's what they look like.

Okay. It's going to be a great cartoon.

I need to put your heard and all this

stuff in it. But it'll be great. It'll

be great. I love my long hair. I do love

my long hair. Hey, Rudy. You're just

sitting on my lap. You're just going to

sit on my lap like that? What? You're

just sitting on my lap.

But I'm I'm such a terrible person. I'm

an animal abuser and I just use my cats

for props.

So I mean why would you even like sit

with me? Like you love me or something?

I love

Hi. Oh, I know. I know. You're an old

man. He's such an old man cat.

Oh, you're happy though. You see you're

wagging his tail. He's happy.

You're happy cat. like being in Papa's

lap like this. Yeah.

Oh, they're animals. They're animals.

Oh, they're not kids. They're animals.

Yeah.

So sweet. He's He's happy. He's a happy

cat. He's a little old. He's old. I

mean, it's like people say, "Oh, my cat

looks like 17, 16 years old." I'm like,

"Oh my god, he's 18." Like, he's like an

elderly cat. And it's like and then he

like you know he gets uh very like

attached and he wants to be close and

it's like you know I want him you know I

just like I get worried like he's

getting like close you know and it's

like then oh I I know it'll be I kills

him and you know I know I know it's

already coming and stuff like that like

oh baby he's like he's like the lion

king very beautiful cat.

Yeah

you're good cat. Are you good cat? Okay.

What are you going to do? Wait a minute.

You're going to sit there. Okay.

Yeah. And then Lenor's over there.

Lenor's sleeping over there. Lenor's

over there. We're going to wake her up.

Oh, where she And Lola's sleeping over

there. They're all sleeping. There they

are.

Yeah. There's all these blankets and

stuff and like, you know, just chilling

as usual. Hi. You're coming over here,

Lenar. You going to come over and say

hello? Oh, you want us attention, too?

Okay.

I mean,

I'm not like I'm really I'm not like

trying to like, you know, say I'm like

that great of a person or whatever, but

at the end of the day, I do know my cats

love me and I love my cats and it's like

so it's like saying terrible things

about me and my cats and it's like

really out of pock and people know like

people that really know me like they

know that and so it's like they just are

purely misleading and like li it' be

like me calling somebody like

you know but then they say oh you can't

talk about like you know it's like kids

are and my pets aren't my kids even

though they're the closest thing I'll

ever have to kids right and it's like so

they are my kids and it's but it's like

also like you know I give like you know

just like you have to give a teenager

freedom and the cat's like a teen oh

you're fighting oh

cat fight

oh

but you're fighting with you're fighting

with Rudy no

Lenor you hissed you hissed

What? What do you do? Leave Rudy alone.

Lenor.

Oh my god, my table. I'm so sorry,

Lenor. I mean, I have like a piece of

fish on the table. I mean, I was like, I

know. I just had a piece of fish. I

mean jeez.

Okay.

Well, thank you, Lor. The nurse's tail's

wagging right now. What are you You're

Are you guys Are you plotting, Lenor?

Why are you plotting? You're You look

like you're plotting something. You want

to come over here for? No. You want to

come over, Rudy? You want to come over?

Okay, you can come over. You can come

over.

He's so excited.

Okay.

They're like, "Oh, he's so skinny. You

like making Oh, you're making homestyle

chicken and animal fries." Oh, you know

what I'm making? I have um I'm going to

make now that you said that because now

I'm hungry now.

Oh, I just remember my chat should be m

Okay, it says um I I have a biscuits I

have like a biscuit sandwich kind of

thing um in the freezer.

Oh my gosh, you're here. Okay, you're

here. You're Oh, he's so skinny. But

he's like, yeah, he's like an old man.

He's like 18 years old. I mean, it's

like he's so old. Not I mean, he's like

he's very well fed, taken care of. They

have all this food out right now.

They're not even interested in it. It's

like they always have food out, right?

So, it's like they eat they eat whatever

they want to eat. It's not like they're

like, "Oh my god, the cats aren't

eating." Cats eat before I do. And you

know, I do, right?

You're here. Okay. Okay.

You like a massage like that? You like

that? Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, good massage.

Yeah. So, I have sad news is that Jamie

blocked me. Um,

you know, she tried to Oh, you're making

spread packets from chicken tender. Are

you in jail?

Are you in prison or something? Okay.

No. Okay. I don't think so. Spread

packets. That's what they call things in

the jail. They call them spreads. I

don't I don't know. I just got that like

I was like, what is that? Look. Isn't he

beautiful? Hi, beautiful. Yeah. Let me

see. I need to

Yeah, if you send um people like because

I'm not monetized right now. I do I did

put together this uh like the first 300

chapters of my book the psychonomicon

with most of them are illustrated like

like a lot of them are like you know

fully it's fully illustrated with like

you know rock um and uh you know costs

quite a lot to make but it's worth it

because it's like the show and it's like

every chapter is like an analysis and

like three like a three level analysis

of each episode. So, the first 300

chapters I'm just doing on my show a

special deal which is like $5 and you

just have to cash at me the $5 and then

with your email address and then I'll

send you the link to the PDF. Um, and

then that'll be it. Um, but you know,

it's gotten a lot of good Oh Oh

It's gotten a lot of good feedback

right now. Okay, it's okay. It's okay.

Knocking stuff off my table. I can show

you like a little bit of it here. I can

like look at the psychonomicon. You can

see so it's not like a bunch of BS I'm

telling you. It's like uh

fully documented how cool it is. Okay,

we can have a look. Let's have a look at

my psychonomic.

Oh, Joe, there's Joe Shipley. Okay. Yes.

Okay, Joe, I need to play the I need to

play the I You have to be here when I

play it, though. Get up. Get out of

here Joe.

And I'm gonna make my biscuit I'm gonna

make my biscuit dinner tonight. had like

a biscuit and ate dinner. You're gonna

love this show. You're gonna love it.

Let me get it for you first.

You know what's really cool, too? Oh,

here's Joe. Okay.

>> Hi, Joe.

>> Are you ready to see it? I I have the

premiere.

>> What you say when you leave this world

behind you? What you say behind?

Remember that song is three wood and

crawls.

This is dedicated to you. Here's a song

dedicated to you. Watch this real quick.

This is dedicated to you. Your song.

>> Oh, hell yeah. Remember you were trying

to play good size. I want to hear it.

Thank you, sir.

>> Oh my god.

I already love it. Hell yeah.

You better not be dating, Simon. You

better not be trolling me. This is like

>> It's a rare condition this day and age.

>> Oh my god.

>> To find a haunted stream on every page.

>> Gabe, come listen to this and see what

he's playing. Is this gay or is he

trolling me? What is this? rings. The

phone rings

there when it rings.

>> Let me turn off it.

>> And every friendly waves a disguise.

Everywhere you go

by every way you stare, there's a cult

in the attic and something in your

chair.

>> Everywhere you look, every way you roll,

the things that you made it into your

home.

>> When you're lost out there and you're

into your

turn, that was too far. No, it was that

came into your home and he's so brut

that off right now.

>> That was

flickers.

>> We're going to play the first

track

and nobody lives here at all. The family

portrait on the wall

>> changes faces after dark fall.

>> Dad has horns and mother's gone.

>> Baby whispers ancient songs.

>> Everywhere you look, everywhere you

hide, something with too many teeth is

standing by your side. Everything breaks

your neck. Everywhere you shadows,

>> everywhere you look, everywhere you

roll, the house keeps growing rules that

weren't there when you

all alone.

When you talk like a robot behind you

like a rap song now

for a human

Oh yeah. VHS rewinds itself again. Do

you like this game?

>> The words are written in your head.

>> Suddenly, I'm trying to tell him that

you're gay, but like you're not only

gay, you're like super gay. You're like

super gay. Everywhere you look,

everywhere you look, everywhere is only

starting beun.

>> Everywhere you look, everywhere you

>> the things beneath the way you pray to

pray,

>> everywhere you look inside

alone.

>> When you're lost out there and you're

all alone,

>> all you talk like a robot alone.

This is a solo solar

nightmares.

Know your name.

Hell yeah. Rules like the best song I've

ever heard. Actually, you're going to

say rules.

>> That was the best song I've ever heard.

See the lyrics. Everywhere you look,

everywhere you go, everywhere you look,

>> I heard it. Trust me, I like that.

everywhere

Psyche. Thank you. I know you tried to

play no good times for me. Thank you,

brother.

>> I know. I did. And he got mad and he

kicked me off. Like I was some kind of

Like he was like, "Oh, I'm just

trying to bleach off bleach off his

show." I mean, it's like what the hell?

I was like trying to like I asked him

several times. Can you play for like 10

seconds? You can hear everything.

>> You know what's gay? You know, can I

tell you one thing that's gay? Not you.

because you're a good gay guy or a cool

gay guy, but like you know what's really

gay? Like the people that come on alts

in your chat. Like I don't want psych to

know it's really me. So I'll just come

on on all on Saturday night like

you black RG fact.

>> Is that

or who is that? Who's black RG?

>> I'm just saying man these

>> one time black RG did aggravate me when

he's like I saw Modest Mouse in concert.

Like I would kill myself if I ever saw

Modest Mouse in

>> concert. Aren't they like a British

band? Like

>> Yeah, exactly. It's like a

British band.

>> Like wow. I see Modest Mouse like you

>> Yeah.

don't you couldn't pay me money to go

see

>> you're

at You're at like a Mega Death. I mean

Mega Death last or anything. I'd rather

see goooo dolls than um modest

mice.

>> You know where you know Scribbles? You

know who scribbles this, right?

>> He has like tattoo on his face.

That guy.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I was in his chat tonight.

Like he wants to get a reading from He

might come tonight. He said he wants to

get a reading. But um

>> they're ato

concert like on the outside of the tent.

>> Weird that like I'm your friend and I've

been here for you and like I don't get a

reading. Like what about my reading?

Like what about me?

>> I will. You want one? Yeah. I got a

>> No, trust me. I don't know. You're gonna

say you're going to be rude. can't get

in.

>> Rude. I No, no, I take it very

seriously. Actually, I actually was. But

>> You say like, "Oh, I pulled the gayest

I I do.

card and it's for you." Like, I know

what you're

>> I know what you're

>> right.

>> I'm going to say, you know, do you come

move in with me?

>> I already know my future.

>> I don't need your cards. I already know

my future.

>> Hey, can you check out Chris K? I think

Chris K needs a place to stay. I said

>> I know James and it's uh water logged

pure chat.

because she's going to be throwing

Chris K does chatterbait with me. I'll

let him live with me for a month.

>> Oh, he has to do it every day though. He

has to do it every day. We just have to

be naked in my house like I'm

>> What is chatterbait? Is that guy?

>> No, because like I was they say there

are women watching me but you don't know

who's watching but then it's like you

know you're just like there and then

they give you tokens and stuff like

that. You're like you're like a a ski

ball machine kind of but you're naked.

>> The thing I hate psych is like

these retards that join beta

stream with sand. Not say I like

Sandman. I just can't stand Beeta. But

Sand's all right.

>> No, listen to me man. But like they're

all scared to come up on Psyche stream.

I'll join Psyche anytime that link is

dropped. Like Psychi is a real dude.

Come on. Well, we don't Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much. Can't be all that.

>> No. No. But you know what? No. What?

What bothered me is like and I don't

want to bring up the story because it's

like it sounded like some kind of

innocent story you were telling on a

show one night and then they brought it

up like someone brought up oh and

they're like oh really he's then they

were like saying kind of stuff about you

and I was like

>> I know it's like it's like I mean how

dare they I mean it's like and it's like

I mean the people just go so far and

it's like obviously

>> tell the stories hold on let me tell the

stories they said about you

You want to hear the

stories they said about

>> you Sam. Sam I've heard them all.

They're terrible. I'm not saying I'm not

gonna tell I'm not gonna tell people

talking about people when they're

not around and defend themselves because

that makes them feel big.

>> Joe, I'm not gonna the story or whatever

it was, but I'll just say

>> I'll say

of course

>> I'm not gonna insinuate that even

because it's like I know you and I say I

know you're not like and it's like they

should know you too. But they're all

sitting there tripping sipping bea and

they're like oh my gosh is this true? We

have to listen to we have to know and

then then they're going and stuff like

that and it's like this is Joe. This is

like Joe who we love and it's like why

are we treating people like this?

>> I I mean I didn't mean to bring

anything. I'm just saying think it was

like they're just saying wild

>> I think people are I think people like

Bea and Christine and Sweet Pea they

never had friends like in school. So

like now that they're 50 like they got

their group they got their YouTube group

like we hate Psyche. He's gay. Like he's

a loser,

>> right? They don't have the balls.

>> Oh, well, and now I'm straight because

>> I like them. I like sweet.

>> Gay guys are clean and like, you know,

and have like, you know, good fashion

sense and I'm like, you know,

>> actually that's against the Bible.

You're gay people.

>> Are gay people going to burn in hell?

Yes or no?

>> No.

>> Oh, what?

>> No.

>> According to the Jesus Christ,

>> I don't believe

that. If God made everybody in his

image, then he created gay people, too.

Because um if he created all people,

>> who packed my gay bone?

>> I like that. I have I have weed, too. I

can smoke weed tonight, too, with you.

>> Good for you, Sy. Oh, do you mind if I

do weed on your panel? I don't

>> sees the weed and who ran over.

Okay, here we go.

Now Joe, we have someone backstage named

the crazy nword.

Do I I mean do I even bother?

>> That's Q45. That's Q45.

>> Okay, but he's going to say the N word

or something. I mean I mean what is he

going to do offensive? Let me just put

>> Well, they kick him off. Give him a

up a

chance though. They say what? Oh, what

is that cat's name? What is that cat's

name?

>> Rudy. Rudy. That's Rudy right there.

>> A Rudy. I love you, Rudy.

>> He's an old man.

>> He's old man. Yeah, let him I'll let him

on. Hold on a second. Second.

>> How old is he?

>> He left. He left.

>> Rudy's like 18 years old.

>> It is

like

>> he's like 18 years old. Okay, he's back.

>> Look, my cat.

>> I swear to God, he's 18. Don't lie.

>> The way she was 18.

>> Who are you?

>> Is there cat years?

>> Oh, no. Sie, you remember like in dog

years? It's like if adult was three and

21.

>> What is cat years? It's like one years

like I swear to God I've never had a

cat. I'm not even silly.

>> Well, crazy

microphone off. Crazy. Just to say

>> it's one to five years for every cat.

How many years is that year?

>> Porn bombs they left. Q.

>> Don't let it Don't let that up.

>> Porn bombing freak.

>> Yeah. I mean it's like what? Go porn

bomb yourself with that.

>> Like I tried to join Beatas the other

>> Yeah.

day. She's like, "Oh, Joel, you're too

drunk. You're too drunk." Like,

look at look at the mirror, you

old You understand?

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. And then

Christine's like, "Oh, beat it as a

drake." And then beat

>> Oh my god. Be Oh, did you see the

fight that Christine and Summer

had? That was good. Summer

Christine is a Christine's a

drama started. Can I say or?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she totally is.

>> She's a drama story. There you go.

>> Right. And Summer is like good at

defending herself and stuff and then

like, you know, trying to be guilt and

oh, you didn't stand up for me and all

that.

>> Edward Island. I know. A while ago. Was

>> I guarantee you.

there in Edward Island?

>> I guarantee you that Christine reports

Peter's channel in the back. I guarantee

you like even though Christine acts like

she's beat his friend, I guarantee you

she reports her

>> Trying to get her baby so she can laugh.

I don't care anymore. Do you want to

show here?

>> Did I watch it? Yeah, I did. I mean, did

you see this video?

>> Look at this. Look. You miss.

>> Oh, I see it.

>> You see it? You saw it?

>> That was Sabra. That was Sabra.

>> That's Sandman.

>> Oh, come on.

>> I like him, too.

>> I don't like him, but I like him. Sorry.

>> Now, Bea, that's Do you mind Can I say

>> Yeah. You might say the word

>> Yeah, that

>> Oh, Kim, you're you like VA?

>> She's a

>> She's a

>> Kim. Oh, I love you, Kim. Oh, you're a

dick.

>> Oh, yeah. Like, I never even know. Like,

I swear to God, the first time Beeta

ever saw Kim, she's like, "I love you. I

love you." Like, you never even know

her. How the do you love somebody

you never ever met? I love

>> I love you. You're disgusting.

>> Because Kim puts up with you and so so

she

>> I love I love when All right. A psyche.

That was a little too That was a little

too

>> Why is your cat showing Why is

your cat literally showing his

>> God? Like Jesus Christ. I get it. Cat,

you worked out. Like don't show off. The

cat is telling you he's because

he's breeding your

>> No, I swear to God the cat was like

nearby.

>> He would have kic me off. Psych. He kic

me off. I know. I'm drinking a little

bit. Like I give him good times anxiety

>> Oh,

or whatever.

kissing and trans entered the studio. Do

we want that person?

>> I'm so tired of people not liking you

and not joining your stream. So, I

wanted to join.

>> Let's see if this is Aldi kissing and

trans is on the air.

Oh, remember already drank a cup of

saints piss.

>> I I can look at take out for one second.

There you go.

>> That was that was it. You saw it. Okay,

>> that wasn't

terrible.

>> Remember that one that Trump

>> must be so angry.

I got you. So that's three cigarettes

plus two. What's two plus three

cigarettes?

>> Five.

>> 17.

>> Five cigarettes until I put my hands on

them. Then it's then it's 2.3. Hey baby.

Oh, there's Rudy. Rudy's an old man.

>> Hey Kate's in the

>> Remember Lenor? Lenor is my favorite cat

though. Lenor is like right now. Look at

Lenor right now. This is her right now.

Huh?

>> Hell yeah. Lenor.

You can look. You can look. It's like,

>> "Oh, she on top of the TV."

>> Oh, look. She really is. Look, you look

at it. She's on top of the TV. Hell

yeah. Lenor.

>> Hell yeah, baby girl.

>> Is it a girl or a man?

>> Yeah.

>> Hell yeah, Lenor.

You're better than Wow, you're a cat.

You're actually better than Bea. You

can't even speak English. Well, neither

can Bea, actually. So, go ahead, cat.

Love you.

>> Right. Is there someone named Ice? Oh,

no. No. Joe. Someone said, "Is that

true, Joe?" Yeah. Okay. So, there. And

then you want to see Lola. Look at Lola.

Hello, Lola. Are you there?

>> Lola. Lola. What up, Burn Join? Hell

yeah. Nick, what up? Burn and Joy.

>> She's sleeping.

>> Burn join's always here. White dog.

What? Good times. A wild appears. Wow.

>> RIP Daryl. yeah. Nick or Vernon

>> Yeah.

Joy.

>> He died.

Dude, I'm back. Daryl died. He died

22 years ago.

>> I've only heard of Crack Rock Chris.

I've only heard of Crack Rock Chris. And

that's just because his name is so

>> a Don't compare Crack Rock Chris to Dime

Bag D.

>> You know who that is? Hey Joe, do you

know where where is Chris K though? I

want to do a ChatterBait with him.

>> I have no idea where Chris K probably

get knocked out by a little black

like he did in that video.

>> Watch that clip again.

>> Let's watch that. Yeah, let's watch

Chris get knocked out.

Kim, watch this. I want Kim to see it,

too, cuz Kim's like sitting back like,

"I'm not watching nothing." Look how mad

she is. Like, I'm not going to watch

nothing.

>> You're gonna You're gonna have fun with

us. You're No, you're a part of this

live stream. You're going to have fun

with me and Psyche.

>> Yeah.

>> God, sorry about that, Psyche. Sorry.

She's like so hard to have fun with.

>> It's okay. It's okay. Let me see.

>> Oh, you know what? It's not okay.

Actually, it's actually not okay.

>> Cam, I'm so sorry.

>> Good. Just me again. It was so bad. Oh,

look at her gay purse. You ever seen

this?

>> Look at this. Like, wow. Like, is it Can

it get any gayer?

>> At least I got pride.

>> Wow. Did you get that from Sam?

>> I got pride.

>> Looks like Sam's

pride.

>> Okay. Chris,

you want to see this?

>> Go ahead.

>> Oh, that's awesome.

>> Say something.

>> Go ahead. I'm sorry. I mean, words have

fun. Go ahead. What were you saying

about Christine?

>> She's a

>> She's an old Is that what you

were saying about her?

>> Call him yourself. All you have to do

for about 30.

>> You know what I'm saying?

>> Hey, don't get this fool. You

better check yourself. What you do,

buddy?

>> I ain't no

>> NOW GET ON CAMERA. DO ALL THAT. I AIN'T

NO BRO. You better check yourself.

>> I don't give a about Check

yourself, partner.

Hey,

you can't

>> tap it.

What you talking about?

>> What you talking about?

>> I don't want to know what you talking

about.

>> What do I want to talk about?

>> Yeah. What's up,

>> babe? Look at this. Look, this is

Just watch

>> music

now. Now

>> try to get to it.

>> Now what? Bet that. YEAH. YOU DON'T WANT

NOBODY OUT AROUND HERE. See them guys.

>> You know WHAT I'M SAYING? BET THAT. GET

IT ON THERE. GET THAT ON THERE. BET YOU

DON'T WANT NOBODY I BRING AROUND HERE.

NOW WHAT?

>> Now what? Now what?

>> Exactly.

>> EXACTLY.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR YOU.

>> you.

>> All right.

Oh, here it goes. Get low. Get low.

>> Come on, man.

>> I love little people, bro.

>> That little That was like the little

guy. That was the butler from Richie

>> I literally love

Rich.

>> That was that little black butler from

Richie Rich. Hell yeah.

>> He was having different jokes cuz he was

like, "What you talking about? What you

talking about with us?"

>> He did. He did. He's like, "What you

talking about, Chris?" or whatever. But

no, you know what's school? Sucky.

>> What's up? You're so you know what's not

cool actually.

>> I don't think Sam has ever lost his

channel. That crystal reporter

channel. She can kiss my red.

>> that's one thing. You don't pay people

>> I mean

away

follow him. So he's

>> I don't love you.

>> He does. Young another heartbre

to foolish pride. Turn out the liet

over.

>> That's why the people aren't laughing

about the salmon animation.

>> Stubborn and souls are the losers here

tonight.

>> Look at Chris K is our generation spend.

I remember

>> the codeex

codeex.

>> Yo, Psyche. Kim always Hold on. Let me

turn my camera. Psyche, for one second,

Kim always thought I gave a about

you. You know what I mean?

>> I don't give a about both either of

you. Bye. If you don't want to hear me,

bye. You're in my house. When you're in

motorcycle one,

>> when you're in my house.

>> All right, I'll talk

in the oracle and I go enter. I'm

searching the archive right now. Okay,

so um

>> the bridge

name Chris K with the signals.

He surfaces as a panel discussion

transcripts from episode 428 reference

as someone influenced speaker he claims

to like record shows him as a

controversial streamer from California

with a documented history of

articulating white supremacist ideology

a name spoken in the archives margins

neither guest nor through line but

through a presence noted and marked he

appears four times across late night

open panels existing at the periphery of

the cult's documented testimonies Chris

Kay exists in the arch Ive not as a

participant but as a warning. Oo good.

>> Whoa. That was cold. That was cool.

>> Damn. It got his number. I wonder if

Kim's in the art.

>> I really like the codeex. Be honest.

Like the codec is one of the coolest

things.

>> You love it.

>> It's really cool.

>> I mean I love it.

>> I wouldn't say I love it but I

love it man. The codeex. If you do want

to support, I have like the first 300

chapters of the Psychonomicon, which is

all my all the episodes described and

like analyzed.

>> No, I don't want that. I don't want

that.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> I don't want the the what's it called?

The first three chapters of the Namon

300. There 300 illustrated chapters of

the Psychonom.

>> Oh, no, no, no. I can barely read a

sentence, let alone 300.

>> It has pictures for the morons. Like,

>> thank you for asking, though.

>> Thank you for asking at least. Oh, I

wasn't asking. I was telling you, you

better you have to buy one or your

>> Hello.

>> We're here. But just yelled at me.

>> I'll I'll give Kim one for free and then

she can share with you.

>> But then you have to send me $10. Um,

Joe, for both to cover both of your

>> Oh, so it's free, but after you play it,

we got to sell you $10. So, it's free

until you send it.

>> Yeah, I got you.

>> It sounds really free, by the way.

Sounds really

>> That's fair. Okay, I'm gonna send it to

>> It's free.

you.

I'll send you I'll send you 10 bucks.

Scout or I'll send you 10 bucks. If you

could name who's on the $10 bill. Who's

on the $10 bill? I'll send you 10.

>> Uh, what is the It's not not my

favorite. Is Oh, hold on. Is it like um

Let me see. $10.

>> Too long. Too long. Thomas Jefferson.

>> Oh, come on. Stop it. Is that

>> Did you just go get a $10 bill?

>> No. Ted Hamilton or something.

>> Alexander Hamilton.

>> Ted Ted Hamilton is a singer.

>> Oh my gosh. Okay. Do you want to watch

some more fights on a Rumble or

something or No.

>> All right. Why do

>> Because I was like I played these girls

fighting there on Rumble and then it's

like then I saw like some titties. So I

can't really play that one. I can like

um I can look at it at the Trip Kid

because Trip Kid put up these fighting

videos of like these Yeah. one of

Trishalicious getting kicked out of a

concert like I think Alex is calling her

Trashalicious now or No Bitchelicious.

>> Yeah, bring it out. Play that.

>> You want to see Bitchelicious her

>> I like Trishicious.

getting kicked out of the concert?

>> I love to see her kicked kicked out of a

concert though.

>> You want to see that? You do?

>> Okay.

>> Hell yeah.

>> Find it right now. I'm looking for

>> two three. Are there salmon with a hook?

Okay. Oh my god, I see a black eye and a

dancing. There's so many great classic

episodes here. Mike Strooff. Oh my gosh.

Okay, so where is this uh this one? Hold

on.

>> Looking back,

>> there's a guy

here. Beat his kitties versus flirty

diamond. That was a good one. Let me

see. Or let me see. No, that was Dehy

wants to

go.

>> I found the Trishicious one. Here. Found

the Trishalicious. Okay, you go.

>> This is her being kicked out of a

concert uncensored.

>> I'm here, brother.

>> Where's the video?

>> You homies

are weird, bro. You're a little bit

weird. I'm just saying you're a little

bit weird. They act like uh they're

going to get

>> and imagine being stuck up and you're

from New Mexico.

>> It was probably the 5 foot tall.

>> It's not going to fly here.

>> 5 foot round.

>> That's not how we get down in LA,

>> This is actual IRL,

>> Figure it the out.

>> Yeah, you are nobody. You're a nobody

from New Mexico,

>> That was the way.

>> That's why you're never gonna make it

anywhere, That's why you're a

nobody. You're a stupid

>> And nobody likes you.

>> I don't give a

>> I don't like your attitude.

>> I don't care about his skin color. I

don't care about the way he looks. I was

nice to him and he treated me

like So that's why you don't

deserve to have anything ever,

ever, cuz you're a

>> Well said, Trisha.

>> Really?

>> Cuz I don't know. You're a very handsome

man. I'm just asking.

>> I have a lot of lady friends. I'm a live

streamer.

>> Yeah, you're live. Are you streaming

>> I'm live streaming right now. Yeah, I

right now?

have 500 people in here. I have

22 people in here. YouTube, nobody

cares. Nobody knows who Tesla is. I'm

trying to make him a a famous worldwide

name.

>> I'm trying to get it out of Albuquerque.

Yo,

>> he's out.

>> I know, but we're trying to keep it.

We're trying to keep We're trying to

keep it pimping, homie. You know what

I'm saying?

>> Kar.

>> Hey, shut the up because you know

what?

artist. I'm having fun.

>> Yo. Yeah, that's what's up. That's why I

came all the way here.

>> You weird, man. You know you mad

weird. You know that.

>> This mad weird. Look at

him. What's your name? No. I'mma find

you. I'm I already know who you are. I'm

link you on

I already found you. I know who the

you are. I forget your name. I'mma find

you. We're going to refind him. Look at

him. He's tall. He thinks he's too good.

>> Can you pause this

>> girl came up to me acting like that and

did me I smacked the living out of

her.

>> Why would I get a kiss on Machi from

Where's my kiss? Okay.

Like she sounds like she's so entitled.

>> Oh, hey that's Trisha you're talking

about. Hi,

>> watch her.

>> We're just watching Trisha get kicked

out of a concert. Okay, here we go.

Let's watch.

>> I like watching her tan her ass cheeks

when she danced.

>> Y'all weird. I know Albuquerque

are wearing that.

>> You don't know how to get down in LA or

Las Vegas.

>> He's at the border.

This guy's a little bit weird,

>> but it's okay.

>> We're gonna link him and tell everybody

how weird he is. He's a wannabe Chris

Brown.

>> Okay, team Chris Brown. See you later.

>> Have a good night.

>> Not just out of the loop.

Yeah, I really shut the up. This is

my second beer,

>> The get some water.

>> Talk about like maybe you should

um grow the up and grow some balls

and we're going to be a adult.

>> Oh my gosh. We drink here.

>> Stop being a cry, baby

I'm rolling out.

>> I'm telling Chel.

>> I'm never going to You know what? This

is reflecting badly on Chel because

you're a bad on this best part. Oh, this

best part.

>> This guy is really

>> You got to leave.

>> Weird. Uncomfortable.

Everybody's looking at her like

everybody was looking at her like what

the is wrong with this whole

>> I get obnoxious sometimes when I'm with

unless

>> yo I'll tell you one thing Trisha is 10

times sexier and 10 times better and

more funny than beta. So, hey beta, go

yourself, you old cat

>> Trishaicious is way cooler than me.

>> I'm drinking a beer and I'm going to

bed.

>> One second. There you go. It says it Joe

IG is here.

How hard?

>> It's Saturday and I don't listen. I

don't have to work tomorrow. So, I did

ask him just now like am I acting am I

acting a little too crazy? Like if I'm

being crazy, just say it.

>> You know, I had four white claws

tonight, Joe. And I'm like, you know,

I'm not even drunk. I'm like, what the

hell? I should All right, so you're

basically asking me to leave. All right,

I got you.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no. I want you to

know,

he basically said,

>> he said, see you. He's like, see you.

>> I didn't kick her. Yeah, they kicked her

out. Hey, grateful. Hey, there's Hey, I

had an exes here. Did you want to say hi

to KNX?

>> Oh, hi great boy. What's his name? Great

boy. Nice to meet you, great boy.

>> INX. She's awesome.

>> Hey, you calm the down.

>> I got to calm down. Thank you.

New your business. How calm I am. New

get it. Non

cat.

Hey Joe, do you want to walk?

>> Oh, wait. She Oh, she's coming to say

hi. Love if you walk your ass. Were you

about to ask me if you can walk your Oh,

who is that? If you

>> have

>> Yeah. He said I had a nice voice before.

So, how are you?

>> I never said I said you had a sexy

voice, baby. You got a sexy voice.

>> Thanks. Uh, hey Saki. How are you doing?

>> I did tell you're not a day over 23.

>> I'm older. I'm older.

>> Look at the cat. Look at the cat.

on top of.

>> Oh, how cute. Yeah, I love your cat,

Lola. Like I said, your Lola looks like

Kitty.

>> I'm gonna say that was the cutest cat

I've ever done. So,

>> I love animals. They're all adorable.

>> Look how cute.

>> Yeah,

>> look at there's Rudy right there. Rudy's

sitting next to me. He's watch He's

watching her. He's like he's an old man

cat. I took him in last year.

>> His parents or his his mom was like, you

know, moving away and she was going to

be like, you know, out a lot. And so

he's like older cat. And so she's like,

"Well, do you mind taking him, you know,

and then it's like and then she came

over, she got she like got him into the

the carrier. She put some treat she put

some calming treats or whatever in it.

And then he got in the carrier and then

she was crying on the phone. She's like,

"What do I do?" And I was like, "Well,

bring him over here." And she was like

and I was like, "Yeah, you got him in

the carrier." like now or never, you

know. And so she she drove over, brought

him over. She was crying and she was

like, "Am I doing the right thing? I

don't know. I feel like I'm a bad mom."

And stuff. And I was like,

>> they moved in. He's like so happy. He's

like very He's very loving. He's like a

little bit older. He's like probably 18

years old now. But he's a sweet. He's

very

>> 18 years old. 18.

>> He's old.

>> Yeah. Kitty was 20.

>> Yeah. So, I mean, he's at the end, you

know, he's at like, you know,