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The episode features Psyche, Chris, and guests discussing various topics including entrepreneurship, window cleaning, and landscaping businesses, with cats present in the studio. The conversation is casual and meandering, with participants sharing their experiences and insights.
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I'm sorry, guys. End the stream. Sorry, Chris K. Sorry, um Eldo. Whatever. No, I'm in a really good mood lately, though. I'm in a really good mood. I'm just like happy. Like, whatever happens with this show, I'm happy. Oh, yeah. I make a dollar, make a $1,000 and make nothing. I'm I'm happy. I'm still that
happy person. The show is just for fun. I wish. Hey babe, that's Mr. Tricks. How are you guys doing? I still Yeah, I just got I got another drink. Where is I don't know where I put Oh, it's right over there. That's some
parmesan. Elbow's live. Wait, tell him. Chris is back here. There's Chris. What? You did your What happened? It was an accident. It was an I tried to like leave the studio and then it said um it said end of the stream. He's lying. He's lying. So much about you. It was all your fault. Accident in
my ass. Oh, I was I was not I did not do anything wrong. It was It was seriously, bro. Like, it. Hey, it was just getting good, dog. You in that I know. I know. I didn't mean to. I said I was trying to leave the I said exit studio and I said end the stream. I was trying to There's a button that said leave studio that says end stream. You didn't say we didn't do anything, dude. Nobody said I know you
did. I know. I know you did it. That was funny. The back room. The back room like what the do we do? What the do we do? You're fine. You're fine. Screaming. No, he's got he's got other he's got int other intentions, dude. Type You know what I mean? No, I don't have other intentions. Come on. You trying to get some uh some vlogs out there that you need you know what I
mean? You need to do money. Yeah. They'll walk to the beer. They'll walk to the gas station, grab beer vlog. Yeah. Hey, we see you. But yeah, bro. it, dude. You know what I mean? It's okay, guys. Almost at a hundo. You almost at a hundo live views. I know. I did. I'll get there. I'm already at almost 40, so I'm
almost there. It's only five minutes. Oh L you were at 90 91 92 and then I know I saw I saw I mean I've been I've been over 100 before I mean but it's like that would have been fun last night. I was I I was at 10 earlier in the stream. So it's like you know my my popularity will Wayne and uh get greater pin the
link. Okay, I got I got you linky. Was it was her name? Uh Isaiah, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're in your garage. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I was I was trying I was ask I was gonna ask a question. I forgot what I was gonna say. Why? I'm here. I ain't going nowhere for
I got uh What do you drive? What kind of What kind of car you got? Uh my daily right now. I just picked up a new one, but uh it's a GMC uh 1500
and that just got a an an 06 WRX. That's all going to replace. Yeah, that's going to replace my uh Well, I I landscape, so when I'm not landscaping, I'm not going to drive my truck. My truck's uh it's a 25, but it's like or
24, but I don't want to. Wait, so you landscape? I mean, do you work with a lot of Mexicans? Uh, no. I do it all by myself. I I don't with nobody. It's easier that way. I'm not trying to build a billion dollar company.
I just want to be comfortable. Well, you want to have that landscaping business where you have big businesses coming to you and like say, "Hey, you know, here's a contract. You know, we want you need to do our building for like the next hundred years or whatever." You know, it's like and you just all I have to do is go outside, change the plants out, right? You you want to get some some like
long-term contracts. That's the That's the goal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it's something I that I can handle by myself. Yeah. yeah. I don't I'm not trying to run a crew. I don't want to I don't want No, no, no. You have to have a You have to have people people do the work. You know, you have people that going to go out there. Saying I'm not trying to I'm trying to be the owner operator sole entity. I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? You
don't want to do all the work though. You want to be able to hire people out to go in the morning. Do all I want to do all the work myself. Okay. We'll do all to do it right. Okay. Well, you have to have people. If you want to get the job done right, you do it yourself. Yeah. Isaiah, I heard you uh Isaiah, are you a solopreneur? Entrepreneur? I I ain't mean to cut you off, Chris. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Entrepreneurial
mindset. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, obviously that's why I'm here, too. How long you been in business? You might be asking. Uh I've had my landscape company for 10 years. I've been in business three years now for myself, bro. And it's been very lucrative, bro. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. What do you do? I clean windows, man. I I clean I clean windows. Oh, dude. Hell
yeah. There's money in that, bro. Like, yeah, I got I got a contract next month to do a fivetory building downtown Louisville, Kentucky. yeah, brother. Hell yeah. Congratulations, dude. I'm talking a contract. A contract means they're going to have you do that job there probably weekly or whatever, you know, in in perpetuity until, you know,
screw up, right? I won't cut you. It's really a verbal. Listen, it I did it last year cuz my dad knows these people and this guy owns a lot of real estate, a lot of property downtown Louisville, Kentucky. And uh I did it last year and then they just texted me last week and said they wanted uh they they want to use my services again. So we agreed to like I think they want it done every year. So I
did it last summer so I'm do it again next month. Well, this month coming up, June. Yeah. So that's good. You're right. Like man, remember that guy last year that clean our windows out? That they were so like see-through. Let's hit them up again, right? Yep. Yep. And I made good money, bro. I did somebody's house last week. I made 400 bucks like in two
hours, man. One house. Yeah, dude. It's Yeah. Your your profit margins kill mine, hands down. Would cost, supplies, blah blah blah. But I I don't know. I can't get behind. I I just Oh, maybe. I mean, that would be one where I would run a crew, start a company, and just,
you know, be busy. But uh me Yeah. You staying busy? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Landscape all day long. All day. Right. Right. Right. I I should have left two hours ago, but I'm still on chat and I should have went to bed eight hours ago. Here I am. I mean, it's Memorial Day
though, so ain't nobody, you know, pressing. This is my business here on the screen. I got Hey, blow the screen up. This is my business here on the screen here. That's me right there. Okay, everyone, make sure you subscribe. Like that.
Shine. We Yeah. If I was in uh Louisville area, I'd use you. Yeah, man. I mean, that is a that's a job that you're going to have to continue to do because windows get dirty uh regard, you know, clean them, they're going to get dirty again. So, that's a good that's a good job to where you have to do it over and over. So, you're gonna get type Right. Right. Right. you
know, I I maximized on my uh on my down payment. Well, my uh I call it a down payment. The money that I invested, I invested like 150 bucks and I made a I made a margin. Not a margin. I made a profit within the first month, bro. You know, I quadruple I quadruple my money, bro. And like now I've been doing it two years, man. The money's rolling in, man. I can't Sometimes I can't even keep up because I'm the only one, you know, and
sometimes I might have my my kid help me, family member help me, but sometimes I can't keep up because I'm the only one, bro. What are you doing? You know what I think? When I hear when I hear window clean, I think, you know, in New York, those guys on the the scaffolding and to get the wind and their gets all No, those guys those guys usually get paid by the the like property owner, right? The building people, right? They're not uh company that comes in. I
know, but have you seen that where the wing gets all crazy and it's supposed to like fall off that that. Yeah. No. Uh yeah, they they made they make good money, man. That's what I'm saying. It's always good to go in I'm a I'm a I always promote or propagate, you know, solarreneurship entrepreneurship because I feel like it's the best way to go. I feel like there's more there are more pros than cons into working for yourself. Some people some people say, "Fuck yeah.
it." Well, I mean, think about it. It's just a nineto-ive grind. you just it's just super random. You're either you're either doing slavery or you got an entrepreneurial mindset where you can succeed a little bit or some you know, like uh you can actually make the difference cuz I mean you're not getting rich on a 9 to5. I mean, ah, you know,
you work your way up the ladder enough. Uh, but that's a much smaller percentage versus you can make a million dollars in a year doing uh whatever startup companies, bro. Like, that's so much more likely to net you more money than, you know, working for Chase Bank
and trying to work yourself up from a teller to a CEO or I need a I need somebody at Chase Bank to like like help me get in the goddamn vault. No, I'm kidding. You do uh you do invoices, too, right? Yeah, all day. I be I be killing them on the invoices, bro. For sure. I love it. Mine's And mine's an estimation every time with the in like I mean, mine's an estimation.
So, you do you uh do you do free estimates? You don't mind me asking? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Uh uh depend depends on what the service is, though. I mean, I don't charge more than like 50 bucks, but like if we're going over like Oh, uh I I we did a
$40,000 like little makeover, which was way under way under quoted because the next Hey, Isaiah, you know somebody you know somebody named Mike? Mike. Uh, of course I know Mike. I to anybody listening out there, man. If you got any coins saved up in the bank and you have that entrepreneur, a
solarreneur spirit, man, believe in yourself, man. Take that leap of faith, man. Because I, you know, I found myself asking all the time, could I take a vacation? Could I go on a break? You know, I I never reap the benefits for working with somebody else, man. You know, you know when it finally struck me that I needed to do my own thing, bro, cuz I was a chef, right? And they opened up the books. They showed me the books one day. They was making a quarter
million. They was making about a almost a quarter million every quarter. I'm thinking to myself, oh, for me, I'm thinking to myself, I said, damn. I said, they paying me this much. They bring and they bringing in almost a quarter million every quarter. Oh, hell no. Yeah, dude. And that's You ain't going to make you ain't going to make money. You ain't going to make it big. You ain't going to You want to go to Hawaii for a vacation? Good
luck. I mean I mean, you're saving for years for that versus entrepreneur. Like, bro, it like you said in in a week you had a turnover profit, right? But you know, you paid for your equipment. You paid for your equipment in the first week and now you don't got all these extra
overhead expense. Well, you ain't you ain't hurting in the next week. The next week's paid week after that and you're only time I'm putting out money is when I'm reing up on supplies. That's it. And I'm and the overhead is not that it's not that gargantu. So, I'm I'm not putting out a lot of money when I go to reup and buy new supplies. I mean, you got you got a business card.
You go to you go to like a billing and be like, "Hey, man. I got a window cleaner." Like, give them the Yeah, I got a business card. Yeah, I got Yeah, I got uh Yeah, I got business cards. Every business owner keeps a business card out. I keep them on deck. Hold on. Let me put on I'm not putting mine up, but n I don't want to get dots. Hell no. Hell yeah. Don't put it. Don't
put it. Don't put it. Don't put it. But here's the thing. Plus, I I I'm pretty much strictly I like to do referral This is my first year on the books. Got to be on the books. But, uh, yeah. No, I I I like the referral game. That's all I That's That's How much you charge, dude? Like you said, that building or whatever. They How much you going to
charge those fools? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For the five story. Yeah. For that five story, bro. How much you charge? Uh, he muted himself. Are you talking to me? Yeah. Yeah. Made I made I made about 3500 last year for the five story. Yeah. And then I did another property over there. I did I did a motel that they own. They I charge. Do you charge like
per per window cleaning or is it just like How's that work? I charge per window. Yeah. For the one time. The one time. How much? How much? You saying like ask that question one more time, bro? I I didn't catch you. Uh you mean was it the five story? The five story one, bro, that you technically technically really
it was four stories window. How much do you charge per window? Oh, five per window. Per window? No, not per window, but the goddamn whole building. Like one one job. Well, it's got to be per window on the whole building, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's I added up all the windows in the building. Yeah. Yeah. Per window. What's your per window price?
Really? Five per window. But really to be all way real 10 per window because if they want the if they just want the exterior done the the outside the exterior I'll charge them five per window but they want the inside the interior done I'll charge them another five. So it end up being 10 per window. Got it. Some people some people want you to come inside and clean the inside the window too. good all the time
bro. I go into mansions. I go into mansions bro. I go into I go into houses bro. I went to a house one time. I got lost and the was so big. Bro, bro, bro. People People with expendable money and people have that expendable money, they're not washing their own windows. No, bro. Listen, bro. I went to these old people's house last week. Like I told you, they paid me about 500 bucks. The dude said, "Money is not the
problem." He said, "How much?" He said, "How much would you charge?" I said, "About 500 bucks." He said, "Well, money is not the problem. I go get it out myself." They don't Money is not the issue for some people, bro. Yeah. They'll pay. It's simply just somebody doing the job. That's it. Right. they don't want to do it or they can't do it and you're there to fill the gap. That's why I love my landscape customers. I got a fuckload of old people and it's they can't do
the job themselves. So, listen, it sounds like he's getting the job done like customers. He's getting it done right. Like he's cleaning windows hardcore, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No argument there. But it just is what it is with business though, right? Like there's a reason people No streets do no streaks allowed. That's a house I done before. Look how
big that goddamn house is. I did that house last week on the screen there, man. Damn, bro. Hey, no streaks allowed. You know what I mean? I did their landscape. You see how nice that house is, bro? Those type of houses that I do, bro. That's That's uh Hey, if you get in there, the wife's home alone and or whatever.
Actually, sometimes those are N I very professional. I very professional easier. Yours is easier with landscape though. The mother I like that dude. I've had come out there just cuz window cleaning like man you could hit up any spot everywhere. This blade of grass is sticking up in this quarter acre
or this acre lot. Like there's one blade of grass sticking up and find that Oh yeah. Some people are some people are very particular about their Yeah. Do your customers tip you and Uh yes. And I love I love Well, not every one of them, but I get I do get I I do get a few thousand dollars season.
That's what's up, bro. You get in there, you get friendly with them, man. They start telling you their life story, man. And you you be you be genuine with them, bro. They'll tip you, man. For sure. Well, that's the best is because I don't advertise my business. I'm purely referrals. So everybody is referral or personal like you know I met this dude at the bar who personally knows me and
he's referring me right. So every a a a it's all referral and b it is all very close uh you know close enough referral so it's like man I'm not just uh going to do some dick that found me on lying on Facebook or some It's customer service, bro. You got to you got to talk to the customer, dude. And like
Hey, my bad, bro. I ain't trying to take up your panel talking about my customers. I know. I'm trying I'm trying I ain't trying to take up his air time about talking no time. I'm just I I have a marketing degree and so I understand this referral stuff, but you also should have a pres a presence like, you know, you should have
your business out there so people can find it. I I don't want it though. That's the thing, right? She's saying though, if I want to grow, but the thing is, right, if I continue to grow, that means I need to hire staff. I don't want to hire anybody else. I don't want I want to live comfortable, but I I you know,
as comfortable as me working, but I don't you market yourself as a oneman show because most people if people have these services, they're gonna have a team of people coming in. So, if you're a woman, I I do have a business partner that I work with. Like, I set this dude up with his landscape company. How about you have a couple How about you're sitting in the office? You have a
couple guys you can send out to do any of the any of the work. That sounds that sounds awful. That sounds awful. I don't I'm saying I'm saying what made you what made you 10 years ago say, "Hey, man. This nineto-5 thing is not working for me. This is a detriment to me." Uh, I started getting really into taking
care of my own lawn particularly, right? Like, so I got balls deep in fertilizing, learning pH or learning the balances and blah blah blah, everything, right? Hey, can you grow some weed? Can you grow weed? I mean, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I hope so.
Well, I mean, I don't know the particulars technically for that, but I mean, you know, it'd be easy to learn. And it's pretty, you know, you grow a rose bush, I would imagine. You you grow a pot plant, it's probably pretty similar as far as nutrient content. Start growing some weed, bro. And you know what I mean? Hook me up. No, that's But that's the
right? Like, I'm not about that cuz I I I'm I like I I I like cutting. Ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed. God put this here for me. No, no, no. I I love weed, bro. I I ain't got no complaints about that. I ain't got no But I like cutting
grass a lot. That's that's that's my favorite money is, bro. It's money in that, man. You rack up, you get you like 40 or 50 uh ounces, man. Cutting that grass like every month, man. I got I got 20 weekly usually on average 20 weekly. My minimum charge is $35. Some some are at 30 just because uh you know
friends, family discount, whatever the You're out there like whoa like dude. I got I've got uh a $60 account that takes me 25 minutes to cut the grass and and out. Done. Right. Yeah. Uh string trim everything. Right. 25. You have like a uh what's it called? Uh where the grass goes in the hopper. What's it called? Yeah. I got a
catcher. I don't I don't I don't catch though. Like that's I 99% of the Well, literally actually only one yard I catch. Uh cuz he's very So you just like mow the grass and it shoots out on the grass and like sits there. Yeah. Well, I mean it. There's nothing like that. There's nothing like that. Fast money, bro. that It's a place I do a daycare.
I clean a daycare's windows every two Well, it's really It's really a restaurant, but they got a daycare in the back. Clean their windows every two weeks. I've been cleaning them for two weeks. They pay me $100 every two weeks. I go there, bro. Dude, It takes me 10 minutes. I'm I'm in and out. 10 minutes. I'm in and out. 100 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's all about that. And then But with the grass shooting out, right? Like I mean, if you're not mowing some stupid ridiculously
tall grass, right? You're just mulching down you're just cutting down grass that's the normal cut height. Like that's good for the yard. Do you not hopper it? Do you not hopper the grass because you don't have room to like get rid of it or is it because No, no, no. I could I could load I've I've loaded I've Dude, I've crazy overloaded the
back end of my truck. Like, if you came to my house, bro, and I hired you to cut my grass and he left the clippings on my I would trip. That's it. Well, I mean I mean like here's the thing, right? You're not going to notice the clippings that are left behind like that. Oh, I'll you won't notice that. No, you won't cuz they're mulched down into the grass, which is good for the yard, right? You
you want clippings in your yard to a certain point, right? I mean, like, you know, if you're cutting down like a two foot tall or you know, crazy overgrown yard, right? Yeah. It's bad, man. If I hire you, dog, you going to come out once a week. My ain't going to be two foot long. You know what I mean? So, you better get your goddamn grass off my You wouldn't notice. I mean, the grass clippings won't be on the sidewalk because you blow the
down. I mean, that's I'll fire you. I'll be like, "Hey, get these clipping." Like, you can let my clipping in the yard. in the yard, you wouldn't notice because it's broken down. You got to get that off, dude. You got to put it in a hopper, dude. You know what I mean? I used to I know what's up. that. No, that's Well, I mean, all right. If you fertilize your yard, right? If you use fertilizer grass is so healthy, I don't need to do anything. I don't need grass clubies
laying on there. I don't need nothing, dog. Get this off. I uh fair enough. Fair enough. I don't know your yard, so I'm not gonna call I'm I'm not gonna say But uh yeah. No. Uh any yard if you if you fertilize your yard, you got to think about it this way,
right? You pumped all that fertilizer in those grass clippings that I'm now cutting off your yard. If I collect that that is just taking away fertilizer and nutrients that we put down in the yard. If I collect those grass clippings, right? Yeah. versus mulching the grass clippings up. So you you don't see them. They're just in in
the grass. They're they're in the grass. You're talking about mulch, which means like it's like the the blades are trapping the grass up as you mow. That's dumb. That's dumb. I know what that is. Like that. No, I know what that means. Like that That's phenomenal for your yard. And it doesn't matter for your yard, for any yard. any yard that that that breaks down the that breaks down and gives
nutrients back into the soil and feeds the grass. I can like get my grass clippings off, bro. My will be fine. Like that's what I'm saying. That's that's fine. I mean, and again, I will cater all my grass that I my grass is like so healthy that I don't need it mulch type You know
what I mean? Just I want any grass. I mean, I'm not saying you need to I'm not saying you need to do you know? Again, I don't mean I want to play golf on my type You know what I mean? Uh, all right. I I mean, if that's how Dude, that's crazy. Playing golf over here like hit a bul on the lawn, dude. I'll be like, "Oh, man, that buster. It must have
Well, I mean, I understand. I understand if you low, but at the same point, like uh that's uh pretty wild. Either way, I don't care. Don't matter. Well, yeah. You know, if I'm gonna pay somebody, bro, I'm going let them know how to do the job. I'll tell them what I want done and it better be done the way I said. So, if I hired you, you better do it this the way I told you
type That's it. Right. And that would be where Right. So, if if you're that customer that instantly does that, it's like, yeah, when you come to my house, I respectfully decline servicing and I recommend you to another company. I mean You know, that's I feel like you're lazy. I feel like you you want
to like you don't want to go back over it and get these grass clippings off. That's not I don't have to go back over it to get grass clippings. They catch in my catcher as I cut. So, I don't have to go back over the grass. And it's not laziness. It's simply looking out for
the yard health. No. Watch. Do you see my My is like I don't need I don't need the uh that bro. But yeah, I'll take your word for it. But uh um and Oh, listen. I wouldn't hire you. I'm not going to argue about it. I'm not going to argue with somebody that I want to cut my grass and they're going to do it the way that I say and that's it. I don't want
to argue about it. Yeah. Yeah. And and Yeah. And then I will simply again politely decline my services and try and recommend you to another company that might suit it. Yeah, that's it. So, uh yeah. Uh if you don't like the way I
do it, there's a billion other companies do the same Well, maybe you know, there's always another company that does the same thing I do. I mean, yeah, customers always throw a rock, you'll hit somebody that I pay you to do a job if you do the way what I tell you to do
type You know what I mean? So, that's it. Yeah. I I can appreciate that mentality, but it Yeah. No, I I I wouldn't want to work on your cars neither.
seems a little you got you got a you got a strictness about you that uh I mean well here's the other statement well all right and I'm not saying you don't cuz I I didn't I don't remember you said you had landscapers or not but yeah it's the you're the do-it-yourself
guy you want it done the right way one time game over Right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not trying to around with some Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's where Yeah. You're the do-it-yourself cuz I mean that's Well, and I say it in
that sense is that's the you are the particular example of the customers that I decline off getting that initial impression. And I'm not saying it in a negative way or that you're like, "Hey, I appreciate that. You want it done the right way. You know exactly how the you want it done. You know what you want, right? I am not saying
there's a problem with that. By no means. Me as a business owner, I can't, you know, no business can perfectly deliver service to everybody, anybody, every single time. So, you know, and that's where I politely declined. So, I mean, a I don't get a bad review or b I
just don't lose Yeah. I I don't get ref I lose out on referrals, right? Because it just simply Yeah. simply is not. And but either way though, again, not stating you're wrong, by no means. You
know, if I pay somebody to do a job, I want it done the right way. and hopefully to the best of my wishes. But uh I mean, yeah, you know, you get it though. You get it. I mean, if you're somebody that's over the shoulder all the time, like, dude, nobody wants to work like
that, you know, micromanaged, especially by a customer on top of it. Let alone if you're uh just a minimum wage string trimming guy or grass, you know. You know, also why I don't want to run a truck cuz I mean I my my clients expect the Okay, so like you say landscape, right? So you you cut trees, you get
branches, all that Like what do you what do you do with all the clippings and you take it to the dump? Um say yes, but I have a whole dump area in the back of my property. So I just pull it back there and then I let it break down. How do you acres? You got acres? No, just an acre and a half. But uh the back
the back quarter acre roughly is like my dump area and I let it break down and then uh I I spread the dirt and I spread the around the yard. Well, I don't know where you live, but you could probably like burn it too, right? No, I can't burn. No, no. I'm uh just out I'm like 20
minutes I I'm 20 minutes outside of Cleveland. So I'm in a still a city so I can't really burn. Oh, they don't let you like burn like weeds. Nope. Nope. Hold on one sec. I'll be right back. Well, I mean some states some states you can you can burn you can burn your weeds and You know what I
mean? So yeah. All right. Sorry. Sorry. I had to put the L But no, no, sorry. Go ahead. Yeah. I mean like uh you know they're the the the businesses the big one like big like uh landscaping
companies like they have I mean they put that in the land they put it to the dump the landfill like there's so much clippings so much like tree branch you know there's 20 places around me to drop off the clippings and they pay per uh it's like ton but like really you know you pretty much per truckload
depending, right? But they're getting banked, dude. You know, they're doing like, you know, a lot of Mexicans. Oh, dude. Hey, Mexicans are good at landscaping. That's it. That's it. Truth. Truth. And you know, I I you know, is I save money by being able to dump on my back half of my property, but it also
benefits because I'm also building up the soil and, you know, dirt and I mean, I don't do everything all the time back there, but a substantial amount of dumping happens. Plus, you know, I mean, Oh, yeah. I mean, it's cool that you have like a, you know, an anchor or whatever. You could like, you know, take the clippings there and like kind of
like flatten them out and then it decomposes, right? Decomp decomposes. Oh, that's Well, the back half's more reserved for like uh sticks and and leaves during cleanup. The front half that I would still burn. What are they going to do? What are they going to do? What's Ohio going to do about it? them. I
will burn that I uh I have a uh ditch and they It's my my my the side of my house has been eroding away. So, what I do with the clippings is, and it's actually worked out very well for the last three or last five years, I just take whatever clippings that I do collect from the houses when I
do them. I dump them along the side of that trench or the side of the ditch uh on my side. And it's actually built back like almost a foot of soil over three years or a foot of That's probably some really mulch, dude. You know what I mean? Like, uh it's not even mulch. It's just literally just just grass
clippings. Just random ass grass clippings. There's no I mean some are treated, some aren't treated. I don't know. It's cuz I mean if it's really overgrown have to a lot of times I'll although I'll throw the catch on it cuz I mean you can only hide you know you can only hide so much
but I do a lot of overgrowth. So I mean it. It it's a benefit both ways. But yeah, cuz then I get to charge a ridiculous amount of money for overgrowth. But yeah, but you know, it. Either way, no, the landscape is I
mean, you make ridiculous amounts of money. The the goal is to pay whatever whatever piece of equipment you're using, assuming it's not just for cutting grass, any other side job. uh they they cut tree limbs and they have a goddamn wood chipper that they they use after we
don't go that crazy actually. So the wood that I cut down uh my buddy actually takes it, seasons it and sells it. So I get to dump at least if if there tree like you know thicker tree you know reasonable size tree bits and limbs and like firewood. Firewood. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. He takes it and sells it as firewood. He he'll season
it. He's got a whole bunch of pallets out of his yard where he's just, you know, good for him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He makes his money back, too. And uh by the way, though, saves me money because I don't have to dump logs and because they all get pissed off about big logs at the dump. So,
right. Hey, man. weight off my shoulders. Yeah, cuz there's people that watch what you dump out there. And if you put like like like you said like logs like that, they're like cuz that's not going to like ever like go away. Every single one of the companies has a size like a max size around here, right? It's like uh like six inches in diameter. Anything bigger,
they won't take and Almost every single one of them. So it's like, "All right, well, what do I do with the fuck?" And they're like strict about it, too. Yeah. Yeah. What do I do with these logs? Go burn them. Okay, great. Like that's that's that's literally how it works out. But with him, I don't have to worry about it cuz he just takes it all and it's like, "Yeah, yeah."
And then sells it for like a cord of wood. Bam. You know? Yep. That's good. That's good. Yep. So, it works out. He's He's my business partner. Uh which makes it even better. So, but uh you guys hit him up and be like, "Man, this fool wants me to like cut this tree down or whatever." and uh he's like, "Dude, I'm
you know, bring it over here. I'll sell it, you know." Yep. That actually just happened. Actually, I I couldn't be involved in it. I couldn't make money. He just took down like three trees around his house uh with property lines. I did the notary on the So, uh I couldn't be involved in the that corn of fire one is like 200 almost
$300. Uh might be it's it's less here because there's so many that that it's it's available. I mean literally you walk in your backyard and you know you everybody's got a down tree over here. I like Well, it depends. You could buy like hardwood. You can get maple
type and Yeah, you're right. You're right. cuz he's got I think like 13 different kinds of wood that he's currently seasoning or well not even season. Depends on like what you want to buy if you want to get like because maple burns forever and hot as Yeah, most people don't want to burn maple. Well, uh over here
mainly I mean it would be it would be firewood or like uh you know like uh fire pit whatever the Fire pit wood. Oh, that guy. He's have wood burning stove, bro. for heat and burn hot as And that would that would be great. Most of the that got a wood burner or a Dutch oven here
though I've are all dealing with their own. He's catering more so to random ass in the city that need some wood. And uh uh like he he's got Ash and all these other things. Yep.
Like I used to I used to have like my old pad and uh my buster ass pad. that's all my only form of heat was a wood burning stove. I used to buy firewood in the winter to uh stay warm. I got I'm in right now. Look, I got a thermostat on the wall. Set the temperature what I want,
bro. And it I stay that whatever. You know what I mean? I'm proud of that because I don't have I don't get firewood anymore. I don't get firewood. I used to pay money for firewood to burn in my to stay warm. I'm gonna have to do that, dude. Hell yeah, man. I had I had HVAC, bro. Imagine,
right? Imagine, dude. Yeah. So, that's it, dude. Dude, I miss I missed the I tried I tried to tell my you know I try Yeah try to tell you Jay I tried to tell my stepdad, bro. Oh yeah. Did I Oh, I know what I did with it. Yeah. that dude. my right here. I have a goddamn I have
a You know, air conditioning, dude. You know, in the in in the in the winter or whatever, I just I set my what I want and the heat comes out of the vents, right? No no wood burning stove anymore, homie. That's it. fist that I want to that's what I'm listen mandatory things
when I move to houses and like mandatory AC is number one water I miss mine me and my ex-split but uh that was my first experience with central air and not just like box air conditioners you know your window unit shits dude oh my god I love
central air now I'm back home well I mean it's Yeah, my house. I You know, you know what a swamp cooler is? I used to I know how like I uh used to run with some of those in the summer and Like I don't have that anymore. I have a great air conditioning. Uh see the vent right there? Yeah. Hell yeah, man. I'm jealous. Hell yeah,
brother. Oh Who's in here now? I mean, that shit's coming out at 64. I literally got a laser uh truth back uh uh temperature gauge, dude. 64. Dude, that's not right now at my You know what I mean? It's 100 degrees in Vegas now. My shit's 64
degrees. Uh even with the my box my box my room is at 62. Even with the box AC. But either way though, I like it cold. 63 now. It used to be at 57, but that was an air conditioner that was beefy as I'm so happy that I don't got to deal with firewood and
swamp coolers anymore, dude. At my houses and Oh, dude. I'm sure, man. I'm I can only imagine. Yeah, I got a thermostat. I just like hit the button. Beep beep beep beep. Okay. You know what I mean? Truth. Welcome back, brother.
No. All right. What's up? What's up? Truth was here. I said truth, but yeah, he left. I don't know, dude. And gone. Hey, it. It don't matter, though. Oh, that's still cool. Coming out of my
vent, but I have I have my I have my thermostat set at like like 76. Oh, yeah. My mic be tripping, man. I'm back, though. I see. Mother's truth. Hey, we got the scientist up here with the with the AC thing, man. That's what's up. No. Yeah, dude. Missed my central there. But
well, I'll install it here. Oh, I I think mandatory, bro. I'm not Listen, I don't want to Listen, I'm never going to move into a house again. That's like, oh, you know, there's no AC, but there's a wood burning stove or there, you know, you dude. Yeah, I I didn't have to around. I've never had to around with wood burning
and you know any of that. Uh I have too much in my life, bro. I'm done. I'm done, dude. This is This is it right here. Right here. Yeah. I'm done with that I used to split wood, all that I used to split wood, all that. that. My grandpa used to. But I'm like, what
the you splitting the wood for? Like there's a furnace in the house, right? Like it's, you know, everything's ducted through. Like, you know, it's it's a furnace. Like, you sitting on here. I mean, he split it so it'll fit inside the goddamn inside the goddamn wood burning stove. But yeah. Uh, no. There was no wood burning stove or nothing. He just sat out here and
split wood from logs and all day long. Like, dude, why why are you stacking all this wood? I we have firewood, right? That's, you know, anyway, it. Well, you said you had a homie. You said a homie that that sells firewood, like when he gets cuts trees down, right? Yep. Yep. Some of the customers some of the customers that he sells wood to, they
might want to like, you know, split a specific way. Uh, no. 100% they do. There's uh cuz he he sells to some uh too big or too small or whatever they say, dude. I mean, you got to do
it. Well, well, he's like cherry or uh Applewood uh which you know shits around here. When he gets his hands on that uh a lot of the smoke Well, well, we have a few uh smoke barbecue joints around here and they'll actually buy direct. They'll buy from him.
Yeah. If there's if they're using the smokers barbecue, that's that's that's good I want to eat that barbecue. I love cherry. But yeah, but either way, yeah, there's uh ash. He he does a lot of ashwood. like pine, oak, ash. we don't too much.
I mean, you know, if he's got it, he'll season it. But, you know, that's like those are all just burning woods, you know? Like that's just like campfire But I mean, he still makes profit. He He still He does good monies just selling that which is surprising to me was the amount of people and trees and Hey, there was a time, bro, that I I burnt I burnt like 2x4s. I cut
them up, you know what I mean? Because I like you'd have no money to Still did that. I still do that Yeah. Well, okay. Not 2x4s, but like pallets and Pallets. I I've done that, too. But they you got to take all the nails out and like that. But yeah, like I've done I I burnt I burnt I burn I burnt I burnt anything. Oh, it depends on how much where you're burning, I
guess. Yeah, if it's the little ones in the driveway. Yeah, you definitely want to take the nails out. But usually I have a bigger fire pit that's uncontained, so un uh covered. It's totally illegal, but I don't really care. Yeah. I mean, there there's people out
there that like, "Oh, let me get a cord of firewood." Because even though they have HVAC, like a heater that works and they like want to just like have a fireplace just to like look, oh, let me have a fire just to look at it. No, I mean, back my my old pad, dude. I mean, in the winter that's that I had a wood burning stove. I I I freeze without without that. You know what I mean?
Yeah. I uh I mean, I don't need it here. And then we actually block the chimney off. Bats. bats. Oh, there's so many bats. It's awful in the chimney. Like, it it is loud as trying to go to bed. Ah, no. I Yeah, I'm going to take all
that. Yeah. Split some of that wood, season it, throw it in the uh undo the uh block and Well, then have to redo the block, of course. Yeah. Season it means like let it let it dry out for like a couple months the out of there. Actually, I probably won't even season
it and for the sake of I want it to be smoky, so I smoke the bats out of the Right. I mean, I' I've got wood that the from people that sold firewood that they're like, "Oh, this isn't seasoned like but you know, it's it's like wet, right? It's still wet." Yep. You can still get smokes like a Well, it smokes way
more than seasoned, but I mean I want that. So, I'm gonna throw a log on this next clean up and I I listen, I wish I didn't know about firewood, dude, but I know all about it type You know what I mean? It sucks. I don't want to know about it, bro. Random random random knowledge, bro. It's not though. It can come in
handy, you know? Uh, next war. Like you said, your homie or whatever, your homie that cuts trees down and he sells that He slang that He's coming up. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He He does a lot of tree I refuse to do a lot of tree cuz I I don't want the liability. So uh but I'll I'll notoriize
the documents cuz he he a lot of the that he does is uh uh like well it'll be Oh, I go to the homeowner. They gave me a price. So, I gave well give them a pri whatever price and then uh blah blah blah. Agree. And then I show up and I'm like, all right. Hey, uh can you sign here? I'm going to
notoriize this blah blah blah. But it also keeps once you if it's a big tree that somebody wants cut down. Once if it's a big tree, you you cut it down, right? And then, you know, obviously you get the roots out or whatever. After that, you cut the tree up into uh the 24 inch like uh like circular
uh Yeah. You know what I mean? I let him do all that. I I just cut it enough so I could load, you know, and then then you then you split it. I know had a splitter, dude. A a gas powered splitter. Like it was like, you know, you put the the big ass log on there and you pull the and it's like and the
split. Yeah, he he's got one of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. He he makes some good money on his Oh, he makes great money on his side. Yeah. Firewood Firewood sells, dude. You know what I mean? He
sells a lot of though. He does uh like horiculture and Like he's growing like I don't know tomatoes and peppers and all sorts of random He's selling the plants or he'll sell like the harvest. So yeah, he's making money anywhere he
he's straight hustling. I am not on that level. I Yeah, I don't give a I mean, I do give a but I don't. I just want to cut grass, man. I just want to cut grass, man. I push so much off that I don't want to You said you're in You're
in Ohio. It gets cold as right? Uh I mean, in the winter, yeah, you know, it's it's Dude, I have a buddy that lives in Lancaster. Uh PA, Lancaster, PA. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I think I guess. Yeah, Lancaster is in PA, but yeah. Yeah, I got a buddy over
there, too, actually. He drives truck, dude. He's uh he drives local truck. He's got a uh hazardous material. So, he he like he drives like uh he drives like crazy like acid, dude. Uh in his dude. Uh Oh, damn.
He's He's a local He's a local guy in uh in Ohio. Uh is there a Lancaster? No, there's no Lancaster in Ohio. PA, but PA's border, like Lancaster, PA is not that deep into PA across the Ohio border. So, uh that makes sense if he goes into Ohio a lot.
Yeah. I mean, he's uh Yeah. Wait, maybe I'm tripping up. I don't know. But yeah. He's he's got his own He's got his own rig, dude. He's a He's an owner operator and He makes hella money. But I haven't talked to him for a while. You know why? Listen, can I tell you why I haven't talked to him? He's what? I'm sorry.
Oh, hold on a second. Let me tell Can I tell you why I haven't talked to my homie James from Ohio for a long time? Can I tell you why? Yeah. Because I'm I like punk rock music, right? So, you know the band Bad Religion? Yeah. Okay. So, they have an album called Suffer, Dude. And on the album cover, it's a it's a like a kid standing there
like this with a with, you know, no cro like a no cross on his back on fire, right? That's the album cover. That's it. Right. So, he got that tatted right here on his arm, right? On his forearm. He's got the suffer right? He end up getting with some So I'm getting some and he
took he they were his the girl's parents were like tripping on it or on it. He went down and got that the no cross blotted out like so it didn't that's gay right. So I was like you dude listen bad religion is one of my favorite bands. Like if we go to if we Greg Graphin the lead singer of Bad Religion sees you with your blotted out no cross like he would kick you out of
the show. Like you. I don't want to be seen with you. you James. And like that's, you know, he doesn't talk to me anymore. I can't say I know that much bad religion, but uh No, that just sounds like some gay Yeah. Like, you, Right. That's why I said like you blot out your no cross, dude. That's the whole band. Like I don't want to like I told him I was like, dude, if you came and chill with me, I would I would make
fun of you as we walk down the street. I'd be like, look at this You know what I I don't have I I don't have the Hatchet Man tattoo yet, but it' be the same concept as doing an ICP Hatchet Man tattoo and then blocking that out and going to an ICP show. Like exactly like supposed to be like get out of my show, you Yep. Same
You know what I mean? Yep. Yep. And like you, dude. I told him I was like you, James. Like you, dude. Like I'll I'll clown you all day. I don't want to even hang out with you anymore, dude. And I he like his number changed. His phone number changed. I haven't talked to him. But that's good, dude. You're not a You know what I mean? come on, buster. Sucks. Sucks. Be real. Be true,
Like, don't be a piece of I mean, you know what? All right. I I see a badass tattoo until he I mean, till he you know, bad religion is all about skin covering and he got it on the side of his head and he had to get it removed for work or some Oh, okay. Cool. Fine. Whatever. But like
I mean if you know long sleeve shirts cover it. There's no excuse. Yeah. You wear long sleeves for life. That's what happens. that I him, dude. You know what I mean? I you. I don't want to hang out with that guy, dude, dude. Like him, dude. That's That's all I got to say
about that's it. And So I'm I'm not friends with him anymore, dude. So that that's is what it is. No, I'm not. Uh, like you, dude. Like, Greg Gra, you know what I mean? So, that's it. I I I do agree though. Like, just stand behind what the you know? Especially like you felt you felt strong
enough to get it tatted on you. Like, come on, bro. Like, it's you know, like it's not like, ah, I I love this band in high school and blah blah blah. It's like, no, you you got a tattoo, bro. Like yeah, you got to patch the band, bro.
Right. Like I would not Yeah. Dude, rep your That's simply so Yeah. You know, buster, dude. What a buster, dude. You know what I mean? Some Oh my god. He said he said because his
girlfriend's family is all religious or whatever. I'm like, You're a s, homie. You're a s, dog. Legit. You know what I mean? Stupid heart is one of my It is one of my favorite bands, dude. So that's I'm a punk rocker, dog. And I thought he
was too. I thought he was too until he did that. Get the out of here, And listen, I could talk to anybody on the street. All my punker friends and would be like, "Fuck, that smiling, dog. So, you know what I mean? I'm right over here. The exact be like, "You bitch." They would Well, that's the exact opposite
of punk rock, bro. Like, that is totally the exact opposite of it. Like, you're you're you're you're against you're against like Well, Rage Against the Machine, right? You're against the norm culture That's why you're a punk rocker. The
The All right. Yeah. No, no, no. Restating that. That is stupid as That What a I I don't blame you. That's so No. Yeah. Pump rock, dude. uh you know bad you know bad religion their whole their whole per their whole
uh their whole meaning is uh religion uh uh brainwashes you to where your brain you know you're scared like oh I can't do this because I don't want to religion I you know I don't want to go to hell like you know what I mean that's that's their whole that's their whole mentality they it's like they don't believe in you know and in a way I agree with it because
it does it It makes your brain think different. It's it's a set of rules. If you're like religious, if you're religious, you're like, "Oh, no. I can't I can't sin. I gotta like be a good boy cuz I want to go to heaven." Yeah. Religion, morality are tied too close hand in hand because people with morality or at least for the
most part and religion is this excuse of this is how you gain morality in my mind. And also just a complex structure of rules and followings that you need to adhere to. religion. Religion is to make people like a not break the law like societ like society
like you know what I mean? Yeah. Create societal something that uh is implemented into society to make them like oh I I don't want I want to go to heaven you know. Yeah. I don't want to I don't want to go to hell. So it's like it brainwashed you like bad religion is all about free thinking like do what you want. Yep. Think what you want like without any any
consequences. Like that's the way it should be. I think I agree. Uh for the for for the I mean you know what some people need religion. I I understand that some people need it to which whatever. All right. If you do you know I'm not it is what it is. But at the same point, uh, you you you can't
cast judgment onto others for not believing what you believe or thinking the way you think, right? Which I think is probably the epitome of bad religion. What you I agree with what you said, but my homie with a bad religion no cross tattoo on his forearm that gets so blotted. I could say what I
could say that about that. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, uh, points you cash out. I'm not talking about anybody. Anybody freedom or religion, you could be whatever you want over here, dude. Religious. But my homie that I know uh buster, bro. Straight up. Yeah. Yeah. No. And that's, you know, like
uh I understand people like the rest of the tattoo flames, everything like that. Like that's the dumbest tattoo, dude. Without the no cross is like the whole point. That's the whole point of bad religion, dude. The whole point. If that's like gone, like that that tattoo is like destroyed. You know what I mean? You're looking so dumb. Like I would not do that for some
No tight enough for me, homie. I would say that's what I That's what I say. I'd be like, "Fuck you, I don't give a what your dad says, dude. I all day. I'll tell my If you don't like it, I don't give a I ain't gonna sip over your you, dude. I'd rather I'll get paid to get my dick sucked, dude. No tight." That's what I say. I
like that It's good. That's good. It's good. It's legit. No tight enough. that That's why I'm single, dog. That's why I'm single. Like, I don't I don't want a relationship, dude. So, I I don't listen to what a some says to me, dude. Like, I do what I want, dude. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh,
dude. I'm not gonna simp, you know, over your I'm like, "Oh, you better, you know, you, dude. I just want to hit that doggy, dude, and get the out. You know what I mean? That's it. There you go. Hey, I did uh I'm taking uh the morally higher ground, but also it's more so the
fact of uh it's not even the moral highly ground. That's the excuse. Uh no, I let dictate my life too much. So, uh, not even just in the sing, just in the, uh, like I'm in, listen, I'm in Vegas. I haven't done this in a while, but like I I used to go to strip clubs, dude. And I
would like like chill and like there'd be people from like other countries, Ireland, that were ready to blow money at the strip club, dude. They would get the the bottle service. I would go over be like, "Hey, what's up, guys?" And they'd be like, "Oh, you want to hang out?" or whatever. I would chill with them for free and get all the and my titties in my face all day for not for free. I would just hang out with these fools,
these visitors uh in Vegas. So that's what I do. That's what I I go to strip club and get free. I I I hustle that You know what I mean? So that's it. Our ours are that easy around here, unfortunately. But uh no, I usually uh I won't say usually. I won't say
usually. That's that's that's way too much credit. But uh uh I've dated my fair amount of or dated taken home whatever my fair amount of strippers around the area. Usually from the dirtier seedier places, you know. They were all
attractive though. I want to say that they didn't go whailing. Yeah. If you got if you got enough money, bro, you can the you can any any hook any stripper, dude. If you got enough money, they'll they'll it. It's I'm a uh well, I am the nice guy in general,
but they see the nice guy and they're like, "Wow, this is refreshing." And that's usually my ex chick. So, they try to play you, dog. I feel like if I do a strip club with you in Vegas, dog, you get played by some dude. Uh well that's the it's the I'm a nice guy but it's like the uh I mean I don't get taken advantage of. I I you know
Yeah. going. They read me. If I go to if I go to a strip club, bro, I let sit in my lap all day long and try to like hustle me to get get a lap dancer off of me and to put their titties in my face and but like it. I'm not gonna like, you know, pay for one and I'm not gonna be like I'm not gonna be like, "Oh, well yeah, let me pay for one. Let me just pay real." No, I see a over here
across the room. It's got some I want those titties in my face. Like, get the off my lap. I want that one instead, you know? I'm not gonna pay for something I don't want. Fair enough. So, I I totally They get mad. So, these these strippers get mad. I'm like, "No, I'm good." They're like, "So, do you want me to dance, honey?" And all this. I'm like, "No, I'm good. I'm just chilling. I'm hanging out or whatever." They get up all pissed off. I'm like, "Fuck. That was nice. At least I got my
guy in my face like at that time." You know what I mean? So, totally totally been there. Totally. Holy Literally, last time I was at the strip club, dude, that stripper was hounding me down to try and get my I'm like, the best part was I didn't even bring no money cuz my buddy was paying for everything. Like, you're barking
up the wrong tree. Like, go get your buddy. Blah blah blah. Let me go get him. He's getting a dance from this girl. I know this girl. Blah blah blah. Cuz he paid for I mean, he just throws money around. You can sp you can spend so much money at this, you know, strip. I look at her. I'm like, "Yeah, I I I had enough money for this one dance. Uh, I'm done. I'm I you know, I'm
checked out." You tried to hound him down, make her to get to get to me. And uh, no. But no, no, no. no. It's dumb. Yeah. And it's like, all right. Well, here's the other is like if I go
to a bar, I could get a girl. Why the am I gonna pay hundreds of dollars to try and bag a stripper? I'm going to pay for the plane that I can already get for free. Like, why? You know, it's still fun though. It's still fun because I mean, uh, in Vegas there's
this there's this strip club called Sapphires, which is the world's largest biggest strip club in the world. The people that the people that run it, the man the ma management like they're all hot, dude. They're all like ass for days. Titties, you know what I mean? Like that's my favorite. That's my
favorite club. Uh Sapphires. It's these are so hot, dude. And uh Yeah. So I'd like to go there. Uh, and uh, you know, but yeah, but uh, it's like if you don't, you know, I can get it for free, but I can get it for free, but it's 50 bucks normally to get in. But like I, you know, because I'm a local and I can get in for free, but uh, I haven't I
need to go back. Yeah, bro. $50 cover. Holy 50 bucks to get in, dude. Like $14 beers. Yeah, I think ours was like the highest was like $25 cover. The beers are still 14 bucks in there. Yeah, like beers are like like like a Corona is like $14, dude. But you know what I mean? Like
So you gota like, you know, if you want to like drink, you got Who's the Oh, Michael Simon. Only desperate. I thought about it. I thought about it. I thought about getting in the mix strips that way. maybe get in like get in like uh some type of management or like you know to where like I could just go there and like
I don't have to pay You know what I mean? And I could probably you know never mind. I was gonna say like know I gota I got to see your tits before I put you on stage. You know are you are you are you how much you weigh? You know what I mean? So I'm not You got to be hot, dude. You gotta be You know that's how Sapphire is. Yeah. You gotta be hot. No fatties
allowed, dude. Like I I listen I got a uh I called a escort dude one time and it was like the picture was like some skinny Mexican I called her in my house and she came over and she was like wobbling up the stairs dude. Right. Came in here and I was like, "Hey man, you your pictures look nothing like you said, dog." Like like take, you know, but hey, I'm sorry you had to
like lift or Uber over here. Like I I got 18 kids I got to feed. Jesus. And she was talking She's like, "Well, look who's talking all this shit." I'm like I'm like, "Yeah, whatever, dude." like a leaf, you know what I mean? So, the next one I call is an Asian dude. uh hot as dude. But yeah, I want, you know, I want to get into it, dude. Damn, bro. That's
Oh, Vegas life. I can only imagine. It's got to be a Dude, I'm so jelly, though. So, you're Vegas area, I assume. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, but I'm burnt, dude. I'm burnt. I'm about to move. I might move to New York. Uh h go for it. Good luck. That's that's all I got to say is good luck. And I pretty sure a lot of New Yorkers would
say the same Uh but uh past that though, dude. Dude. All right. If I went to Vegas, right? I don't care about I wouldn't care about I wouldn't care about anything. All Yeah. I don't gamble that much. I want the all you can eat buffets
there. Oh god the best. King crab available. All you can eat king crab. Lobster. I would waste all my money eating food. the gambler,
man. And the fake And the real at that, too. that. I don't give a I want to eat.
Oh, I'm so jealous of that. I used to She don't work there anymore, but I had a cocktail waitress that would give me in this one club for free. And uh I never her, dude. I should have her
because Yeah, I don't weird. Oh, dude. No, weird, but you know, I think, you know, cuz you know why? Cuz she was I think she was like kind of like mentally uh low, but she still had body. You know what I mean? I would still hit it type I I'm not going to lie. I
mean, if it's a good-looking like there's, you know, there's a hot one on uh line, Facebook, some whatever. Workout videos and Like, I mean, that's Smash. Although, like, I mean, I don't know though. Like, do you feel bad after? Do you feel like you took advantage or like did did they want it or do you know if they wanted
it? God. Moral
conundrum. But it. No, my conundrum is this bartender. And I I'm not sure if it's playing hard to get or if she just legit is just like, I don't want I know bartender, right? But whatever. We've been Well, I was at I was at this
punk show tonight and uh the place is called Hogs and Heers and uh all the bartenders are like half naked. Half naked and they dance on the bar like kind of like the movie uh that movie. What movie? Coyote Ugly. Yeah. Just like that. Uh but there, you know, some of them are kind of cute or whatever, but there's this one chick,
her name's Maddie, and uh she's like, uh I follow her on Instagram and I see her I saw her tonight. I I was like, "What's up, Maddie?" uh like she's like, "Oh, I remember you or whatever." I'm like, "Yeah, what's up?" You know, but I know she's like married and I follow her Instagram. She's, you know, but I would I would love to this dude. Married and
What the What? H You know what? it. Whatever, dudes. Let So, you know, maybe like, you know, I'll keep following her Instagram. Maybe she'll like, you know, divorce or like, you know, then I'll be able to hit, you know, I want to like I haven't I haven't made a move. Yeah. Yeah. No, the one I'm trying to I I h I didn't really make like a a solid move, but there was
uh my intentions were laid out completely clear. But this chick is in magazine had it all the up. Oh, so hot. Uh kind of Well, body modification girl piercings everywhere.
dude. I I Dude, I'd like chicks with pierced nipples, dude. I'd like that. Don't you? Oh, I don't even know if her nipples are pierced, but I can only assume. I I assume with all the piercings she has uh like I she's probably got piercings on her side, right? Like I probably
her pierce everything. Oh, if if she if she doesn't I would be surprised if she doesn't have a clip piercing, right? I haven't found out, you know. I don't know. Like All right. So, I'm not looking for just like fun and like totally turned by uh piercings,
dude, because I I like that Yeah. I I I I'm not turning down fun, but at the same point like I I uh I want something more real. So like, you know, cuz I want kids. I'm settling down a little bit and
not partying as much. But uh Yeah. Wait, how old are you? How old are you? 35. 35. 35. Yeah. I'm right at that age, you know. I'm right at that range, you know. What's up? Uh, I said I'm right at that range,
right? I mean, the last act didn't work out. 13 years we were engaged, but I don't know, a couple reschedules for You got allergies? Yeah, something like that. Take some allergy meds.
Well, I did, but uh engaged uh we were together 13 years. We were engaged for four three years. Uh we had to cancel twice because of co and then the last one was I'm like, "All right, I'm just a up piece of drunken and I don't want Did you get the vac? Did you
get the vaccine?" no. You never have the vaccine? Absolutely not. We're pure blood. Let's go. Yeah. No, that And uh so then uh I don't know, ultimately she had a miscarriage last year. We broke up and the blah blah blah blah blah. was all up, right? So
uh I mean I'm not looking for like the most serious crazy but like you know, I want to date a chick. I'm going to come home to a chick, you know, like uh but I, you know, I'm not like I I obviously that was almost that was what 8 What is it? It's almost June. So it's like oh about eight months ago we
broke up. So it's like all right I'm not rushing into something obviously because I ain't had a girlfriend. I I I around plenty after we broke up. Shocking. I'm sure she wrote a lot of dick, too. You know what I mean? Oh, she was cheating on me before we broke
up. That's what I found out cuz uh uh everybody everybody uh apologized to me and they're like, "We wish we like we're sorry." Like her friends too, like we're sorry. We stopped talking to her cuz
she's not the person we thought she was. And then they told me all the and I'm like, "Eh." I mean, it's whatever. It's passed. What pissed me off though was uh and she's now they're together. They're dating. Uh this dude that I've been friends with for 20 years.
Hey, whoever sent me the the private message saying, "Dang, I'm not welcome anymore." It ain't me, dog. This ain't my channel. Are we a welcome no more? Oh, I got a private I got a private message. Oh, I see that. Yeah. No, you guys didn't put that in the Nothing to do with me, dog. Like, talk to Psych. You know what I mean? So, yeah.
Yeah. We ain't got no control on the panel cuz it's, you know, it's Yeah. The the the host is passed out. Uh, hey, bro. Hey, I read tarot cards. Uh, you want you want to read your cards? yeah, man. Let's go. yeah. All day long.
You can do a long reading if you want to. I'm Dude. No. Uh, how many how many times shuffle? Two or three. I don't know. I don't I don't care. Cards will speak. I mean, how many? I Three. I like three. Three is a solid number. Three is one of my
favorites, right? Yeah. Three. Three. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Cards will speak. Cards will speak no matter what. Like I said, you know, uh, you know, somebody named Mike? Yeah, I know. I know plenty of mics. Are you talking about Mike on
YouTube? No, just Mike. Somebody you know in real life. Yeah. Yeah, I know multiple. Actually, my neighbor is one of them. But hold on. You did ask earlier. So, uh, I guess I got vibes off you already.
All right, let's see here. What do you uh Where'd you go? But I'll be surprised if you uh Well, what's the first Listen, what's the first thing you think about in your head right now? What is it? Well, kind of mic right now because you already put it in there. But uh yeah. Yeah, I say Mike because you put it in my head
or uh can it can let me let me let me change that though cuz Mike was an implant. First thing I'm thinking about in my head. Jesus. Okay. Disappointment.
So, I don't know if you do you have a girl right now or No. No. Nope. Like I said earlier, flirting with that bartend. Well, talking to the bartender, but uh it seems like I'm barking up the wrong tree there.
But there there's somebody who is you're try you're trying to get with somebody. There's some some chick that you know, right? Yeah. Yeah, the bartender. Yeah. Okay. She's uh she's younger than you. Uh yeah. Yeah, I think she is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's Yeah, she's younger.
Well, here's the thing. Like, she uh she makes some good money, right? Uh I have no idea. I assume. I assume cuz she got her own house and So, or at least family money. Well, yeah. Money is coming from somewhere for
her. I mean, did your uh So, your mom did you have like a little brother? Uh yeah, half brother. Yeah. What? Uh, is he okay?
Don't know. I have no idea. We haven't talked in years. I hope so. Well, I mean, your uh seems like it. It's got nothing to do with my mom, though. Do you have a stepdad? No. No. Okay. So, all right. So, this is All right.
What happened? Uh maybe it's you. Maybe it's you. Were you when did you have a an incident when you were younger in like a swimming pool? Like where you could get you almost like like didn't swim right or something like that? No. Somebody somebody did. Somebody did. Uh nobody that I know that I I remember. Did your Did your mom like
try to like make you swim? I was on swim team so I mean yes but uh when you were young though like you couldn't swim at some point you were like you were scared of swimming as at some time. No. Okay. Uh if you want to say when I was a toddler I mean when you were like young this is younger. I' been really really young to the point I can't
remember. So again like I've been on swim team since I was uh 5 years old. So I was okay. So yeah, it' be younger than 5 years old and I can't remember. And your mom is like proud of that, right? Your mom is like proud of that.
Uh, sure. I guess possibly. I don't know. You don't swim anymore, but like, you know, I feel like when you did swim, like she was like, "Okay, like he's a good swimmer." Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was involved. Yeah. Yeah. My sister was a good swimmer. But, uh, you have,
uh, this one. Uh, but here's the thing. Like, I don't see you playing. I don't see you playing. Uh, you're getting played. You're getting played by, you know, chicks, dude, or whatever, dude. Like, you're uh Yeah, right. You do, don't you? Or no? I this one
like they uh bartender possibly. Yeah. Well, well, yeah. I mean, quite possibly. Although, we made it pretty They take advantage of you. These chicks take it, you know, and you're uh you lose your confidence. Kindness. Yeah. Yeah. And Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. your confidence gets eaten away
from like you actually try to like uh be like polite and everything and they just they just like like they f like you and you're like wow this sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Such is my life.
Um do you have a sisters? Two sisters? Uh, three. Two half sisters. Okay. One full sister, two half sisters. Well, there's one that's like What is the one that does some crazy that's like uh evil? Like somebody So,
one of your sisters does like an evil thing. I assume it's I assume I assume I know which one you're talking about. Well, what is it? Well, I don't know. I I I don't know what it is, but she just is a idiot. Could be a lot of She does. She's She's the devil, dude. Like, she is evil as That One
of them. But you're But you're also the other the other I don't know. The other two like are are like they watch it and like like that and they uh she's trying to bring them into this whatever it is going on. What is going on with your sisters? Nothing. I I mean I don't talk to Well, the one I'm thinking of, I don't
talk to her at all. Uh the other one, my full sister is the older sister, the oldest. And we have a good relationship. Well, yeah, she ain't bad no more and doing stupid Not bad, but just doing dumb And then the youngest is
uh doing the best out of all of all of our right. But there's one I don't know if he's the oldest one that's uh like not she's She's right now. It's the one younger than me. It's the middle the middle child or rather the middle of my body. I mean she talks she your sisters talk to
them to themselves more than they talk to you. Uh exclusive my older sister. Yes. Like they don't even they they don't talk to you at all. Like these but these three people these three your sisters all are like cool. Uh not the oldest one. The oldest one only talks to me. The the two
younger ones only like I talk to one once a year usually. Uh well you don't know what she does. You don't know what she does. She does some crazy I have no idea what she does. I I Listen, I don't want to I don't want to get into it, but she's it. That's what you know. But
anyways, let me go to the next one. She does her own dumb
actions. She's a idiot. O, what are you doing? Real boy, you have Do you have
a I your ideal in uh your ideal like you want like a blonde chick? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And uh Right. So that I mean you you you like I don't say fantasize, but that's what you that's what you're
going for? Like some blonde? That's what I want. That's what I want. Yes. I want a blondie even though the bartender's not blonde. And you uh you know you want to like you want to love this chick. Uh,
I don't mean to listen. No, you're good. Oh, I mean to laugh, but I got, you know, a vision of your like that like you want to like chill. You want to like uh be with a naked.
I Well, of course. Of course I want to be naked with this blonde girl. That's without question, right? But I mean, you want to like And you got like a I don't know if it's like a by the ocean like some sand or whatever. Like I mean, as soon as you like uh All right. I totally just
pictured that, too. I'm not Yeah, legit just a sunset on the ocean scene. you know it's weird because I mean I'm right right like I I it's weird it's like you are right and you called it before anything else. That is funny. Yes.
But right now for the first one it's like right now I don't know what the you got going on. You're trying to like do something like you're trying to start something right now in your life like right like right now today you're like I need to get I need to get this going but I don't know what it is. I know what it is but I think it's like you're like waiting you're like waiting for like another season. You're like oh man it's like summer.
I'm gonna have like wait till later or something. Uh, are you listen are you trying to like uh Well, you were talking about plants. Well, you already landscape landscape and I I am trying to just be more responsible landscape and more on time. But yeah, run my business
better. I mean, are you is it uh you have a boss, dude, right? Oh, no. I'm my own boss. You don't have So it's you. So it's just by you just by yourself. Yep. One man show, baby. For the most part. Is there somebody like that you go like that their house like that uh that there's a
hot chick that when you do their landscaping? And she's like a money and like that. She's successful. She gives you like gives you money that gives you tips. There's one, right? There's one of those. She's blonde. It's no money. She's blonde. There's a house I go to that I do
landscaping for a bunch of well a whole block. There's this blonde girl that I've Did they Did they dye their like does she have like dyed hair? I don't know. It's a good question. I have no
idea. I have no idea.
But yeah, I mean that's I mean that's pretty much it. I mean uh I can still uh Yeah, you get you get you you've been uh you're a nice guy. Yeah. So you and you you act the same way with with females and like they they
take advantage of you. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, "Fuck." You're like, "Damn, dude." And like you get you get you get uh and you lose your confidence. It's not usually bad. Do you uh do you after that happens, do they do you call do you tell your mom about it, right? You tell your mom. You tell your mom like, "Oh man." Your mom's like,
"Uh, what are you doing over here? Uh Isaiah, like uh with the girls." And then you tell her like, "Oh, you talk to your mom." Yeah, you do, bro. Not not too not too a death, but you know. Oh, I got a date tonight. Or oh, but she's like she's like she's like uh Well, what about the swimming
or whatever? What about something else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you Here's the thing. What's your What kind of music you like?
Everything literally aside from Well, yeah. Everything. I mean, what I mean, punk rock, what's your favorite punk band? Uh, Good Charlotte. Yeah, I know. I know. You call it whatever you want. They're not fun. Good Charlotte is a sellout
Uh, in their later years, yes, I totally agree. uh the River album like with uh uh Avenge Sevenfold is like their total turnaround But prior to that they were I liked them. Okay. So I mean I'm just trying to get an idea of
like what I mean there is there's there you have like evil. You have like a devil on your shoulder. Yeah. No, of course. Of course. I feel like that's natural for everybody. But you like you like you like uh you could like you could like you you want it.
Yeah. You just like you but uh I don't know how like religious you are or what religion you are but Yeah. Not very. You got Listen, you got uh tattoos? Yeah. Oh yeah. Do you have a pentagram? No. Absolutely not. That will never
happen as far as I don't I can't see the ones very well on my back of my neck, but I assume they're not pedigog. Well, you're you're you're thinking like uh like you're thinking like uh I don't I know, man. Like what what do you what do you uh I mean music is a big influence on this So you think the devil's going to help you like get with your blonde chick or
whatever? Like is that what you you got going on? Uh uh well well not the blind. Do you have listen do you have a I mean you have a Bible?
Yeah. No. I mean, do are you do you have here? No. I mean, you uh do you like do you like wor you worship the devil? No, not at all. Not at
all. But, you know, I feel like you're uh you're ready to like, you know, sacrifice if you have to. like sell your soul. No, I'm not at the sell my soul point. No, no, that's uh that's a bit extreme. No, I would never do that
actually. No, I would I too much religion kicks into play there or Well, yeah, that's religion. But yeah, I mean if you're so I mean what rel Christian? What? Jewish? Catholic. Uh it sucks. Well, no. I seen that nose. I was like, "Oh, it might be Jew over here, you
know." No, no. Oh, yeah. I know, right? No, no, no. That's the black That's the black girls, not the Jew girls.
Yeah. I think maybe uh I don't know, man. I don't see any nothing saying that you need to like go get religion. So you just like uh feel like I got to run another for your But yeah, dude. Joe, run it back. Go for it. Yeah, I knew that you swim. What? I didn't I didn't know. Like your mom was watching you
swimming your whole time. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, we were swim team for like swim team for like 10 years. 15 years. Oh, no. 10 years. Yeah. And your mom uh
Hold on. Uh you're good. She
uh What the Hold on. Does her I mean does her name have a G? No. Uh wait one second. I'm sorry you just
char. He's got good vibes, dude. I feel bad. I feel charger. I can't believe like every re every every reading I do is different, bro. Like because it's it's it's real. It's how it is. That's the way it should be. It's different per person. And no
G's. Go ahead. That's Rachel. No. Yeah. No. G's.
Yeah. I I can't get it. I can't get it. I can't get it. Something. But your mom was like your mom is like uh your mom like uh does she like uh like uh her head kind like put your hair back. You put your hair back. I don't know what you mean.
The way How does your mom wear your hair? Her hair uh I don't know. Normal. You don't know how your mom wears her hair? Normal. I don't know. I like I I don't know how to I just a normal I mean does she like put it in a ponytail like like put it back like this? Like No, no, no, no.
It's just Well, she used to when you used to swim. When you used to swim. Uh, possibly. I don't remember. I'm sorry. Yeah. I I I I maybe maybe I don't
know. Oh man, that's Wait. Oh, dude. 15 years ago. We're dead. Why do I Why Why do I want to say Cynthia? Is that dumb? Do is Okay. Uh, no,
Cynthia. But, uh, like something like almost like that, like something like Sarah. I'll I'll I'll give the sounding wise. Yeah, it's uh close enough. Sally. Okay. So, Sally, I mean that Cynthia,
that's really close, right? Sorry, Google. But so your mom your mom Okay, Sally. Okay. So, Cynthia, Sally, almost had it. It's weird because like I uh I don't know. I don't I don't fight
this like the way you know my like I said my stepdad that passed away used to like you. You remember call you know 1800 uh psychic reading 1800 you know call call 1800. Oh yeah. Yeah. My stepdad did that for a job like and read these same cards that I read to you right now. He taught me how to do this and I I have other
cards brand new ones that I bought. I can't read those. I can read the ones that he these ones that he used he used to use. Oh yeah. And that that's why I think that's why I uh I mean I mean I I I miss on some but uh it's not it's not terrible by no means. So I you're doing good.
And uh it's it's weird, you know. I don't I don't want to I don't want to fight it because I think it's like a it's like a a gift. You're you're not rapid drawing and just quick quick you know? And I'm always I'm always listen I'm always like I want to do it better. I want to know I want to know I want to know that her name was Sally
and I'm it's brain power dude. It's like there's like a connection that I have to do. So information it's super annoying. It's super annoying because when I don't get it is a key and it it doesn't matter. It's I mean there's always the heart of the cards, but the more the interpreter
knows, the more accurate the reading can be. Yeah. It's it's it's like it's like so much easier when I when I read cards to people like in person. Yeah. It's like I mean over the internet like this, it's it's like harder, dude. But if I could like uh touch you, I'll I'll read your It's like so so good. So good. I bet you looking
at you, I'll my question is on point. Yeah, this is hard over the internet. But yeah, maybe maybe I should get into that dude. Dude, there's plenty of money there. Everybody plenty of people donate and I've had plenty worse readings uh for $20. So, right, my my
my is on point. Yeah, yours is more than a 30 second. I pulled three cards. This is what it is. Goodbye. You swim. You used to swim, you want a blonde chick, and you get all the chicks you've been with the like uh you've been super nice, overly nice to these chicks, and they they like they
like they kick you to the curb. Uh not all of them, but uh well, not majority of them, but Well, I mean, no, not kick you to the curb, but you know what I mean? They're They're all They always like dump you. Like I you know, you're and you're always like upset about it. You're like, "Fuck, what did I do wrong?" Because you're always being I don't know. Oh, you know, everybody just
got that. But no. Yeah. No, I definitely overly uh overanalyze.
Hey, you the homie, bro. I'm glad I'm glad I got able to talk to you. You know what I mean? Uh yeah, brother. Dude, it's been a fun one, man. Yeah. Uh but yeah, you're you have always have like uh you have to like plant some plants uh somewhere uh a couple days like some you got to do some landscape some plants. I mean yeah I got to I mean
do you actually have like some plants you got to like dig a hole? Oh. Uh, kind of. Well, you're think you're thinking about You're thinking about something that you're going to have to do like jobwise with with like a Yeah, I think it's going to become a job for me. I
don't It wasn't intended that way, but I'm pretty sure that's how it's gonna Yeah. They Somebody wants you to like plant some tree like a tree or or like a plant. Yeah. Yeah. So it. You like you like you have that in the back of your mind. You're like, "Fuck, man. I got to like I might have to plant over here, dig a hole. More money for me."
But yeah. No, it's Yeah. But she's a But you're like, you don't know for sure yet. But here's the thing is that the person that
you that the how I mean The person you might have a plan for is like it's a female like the the house like the fe right? Yeah. Uh is it get it? Uh well I Yeah. Yeah. It's a couple.
Yeah. Okay. It's the woman. It's the woman. Right. And she's like not ugly. No, she's ugly. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, she she Well, I feel like she has
like a she's like a No, she just sucks. She's terrible. But uh she like has like a like a dyed hair like a different colors in her hair. Yes. It ain't It ain't full dyed. It ain't full color, but like there's like spots of like color.
Maybe. I don't know. I I I don't I don't Next time you listen, Next time you go there, Next time you go, look at her hair, bro. There's going to be like like different color like like you know there like uh in their for watch. Could very well be. I don't pay enough attention to people.
Like who cares, right? Like but that's just what happened right now. So I would say you I mean you're good dude. You're a good you're a good you're a good homie, dude. Uh I want to like I want you to come to Vegas and and we'll go to a strip club together, dude. I'll
get you good lap dances type That'd be lit. Yeah. Although I want to go to the LA King, play all all of them. Yeah. But you know what I mean? Like I uh I don't get played, but I'm going to get you I'm gonna get you the best the best ones. I'm gonna like I'm gonna wait. You're going to be like, "Damn."
I'm be like, "Hey, chill. I want a good things come those who wait." yeah. I will get you like You'd be like be like, "Hey, I am a man of abundance of patience. for the most part. You know what I mean? That blonde that blonde chick with
some some big ass titties, bro. I know that's what dude. I want a proportional blonde, bro. It's all about proportion, man. They can't be. Although I want a 4 foot blonde with like big B's, small C's
proportions and not a Nicki Minaj ass because that's just gross, right? You have like a you have you know you think about it as you uh I mean I listen I like I watch porn I jack off too, right? So that's that's what No, that's what you think about. You think about this specific one. That's what that's what the card said.
Uh, fair enough. Yeah. I mean, I don't I don't know a specific one, but uh, fair enough. Fair enough. The cards are the cards and the cards don't lie. N times. Hello, Rebington. Oh. Oh, hi, buddy. Oh
my god. Some Hi, bud. Jeez. Yeah, dude. All right. I mean, hey, Psychic still streaming this right? Like on his YouTube or whatever. Like if we're not just on We're just not
We're not just on on We're on stream. We are live. I Yeah, everything's live. We like the chat is still going. So, we're on YouTube also. Yep. Yep. YouTube chats. Yep. And let's see what did chat say. I was bouncing
back. I like we like you human.
Why don't you swim anymore, dude? Oh, I just I mean, I still swim, but I I It's not competitive. I'm just older. I'm not on teams. Well, now you Listen, you gain weight. Well, yeah, of course. Yeah. Got
older, but uh that don't mean bro. That don't mean You can still like swim. It's not uh No, it's it's I mean, I don't want I don't want That's what your mom thought when you were younger. She's like, man, he might become a good swimmer or whatever.
And like it never happened. Yeah. Me and my sister, she went to do high school and No, I don't think she got to college. Uh I I stopped uh what like sophomore year in high school swimming
or well competitive swimming and just done didn't care. I had a couple records and I was like ah I don't do I'm done. Well, the and
alcohol story of life.
Yeah. What's up, chat? What's up, chat? Yo. Well, I think Psych uh fell asleep. Dare me. Why? Listen, you Hey, listen. You guys dare me to dick my dick out right now? Jesus Christ.
Are you guys dare me to pull my dick out real quick? Uh I mean it is Psych Stream, so uh you might wake him up with it. Also, uh you're not the one being demonetized. No, I'm saying it's a joke. It's a joke, dude. I know. Everything's a joke. See how how uh uh hardcore
I'm rationalizing it, but I also have a black screen on where I don't see chat. So hardcore that statement was people like are tripping like hardcore off that statement. You know what I mean? And I I like that they trip. Hey you guys listen, I'm over here my computer desk. You guys dare me to pull my dick out real quick.
Oh man. Only if you smack the W key with it. only if it's long enough to hit W sitting. Hey man, I gotta fill my I gotta fill my vape tank, bro. You guys, you know, you got you guys dare me to you dare me
to take out my dick real quick? Oh god, no. Wait, you know, I won't speak for chat but uh No. Oh, I gotta listen. I got to uh either was the last thing I said, you know, I got to take a piss. But before I
go there, dude, you guys dare me to You guys dare me to take my dick out, right? Bro, I bet you won't, bro. Wait, no. No, no, no. What is What is the antagonist? Uh, what is chat saying? Uh, no. No. He-Man.
He-Man. Nobody said anything about it in chat. I don't know if that's regarding your dick or some other previous conversation. Listen, you guys want Listen, you guys want, you know, you want me to pull my dick out real quick? Listen, chat, chill. I'm joking. It's a
joke, fool. But, you know, I got you so hard. Let's get answer chat. Uh, He-Man threw some eyes. Uh, I can't even I can't even play. Trina said no thanks. I can't even play like a
like I want to play like a you know YouTube video. He now says no, but I think he with those eyes really said yes. Creepy Chris. No. Right. Okay. Way to cover up, He-Man. Come on, bro. Look at the views. Look at the views go up.
Uh 26, which is Oh, dude. I You know, I was thinking about I got to pinch my pants. I might just plop my dick up right now on camera real quick. You know what I mean? Jesus. I I will not be part
Actually, I gotta I Dude, I gotta go to bed. Holy dude. That's funny to be 1:00 in the afternoon right now. Go ahead. It's 100 p.m. All right, brother. I will catch you. I'm getting the off cuz I got to get a little sleep and I got to go work.
Hey, go swimming, dude. Eventually. hopefully in some food that's blonde. All right, man. Have a good night. All right,
brother. I'm just going to chill. I'm not You know what I mean? I'm just Listen, it's a joke, fool. I'm not going to suck up. Come on, man. I ain't going to do But I I read, dude, I read that fold. I read that guy's probably like hardcore, dude. I was so close to the his mom's
name. Yeah. I mean, I can't
uh It's not going to let me share. It ain't going to let me do anything,
though. I was going to I was going to share a screen, but yeah. Hey, cam. I mean, I can't even let people come up cuz I don't have the authority see backstage, you know what I mean? So, it's like if there's somebody backstage right now, I don't see
you. Only psych sees you. You know what I mean? So, I can't bring you on, dude. So, I'm just going to, you know. Yeah. I mean, he he probably passed out. He probably passed out or whatever. I'm tired, too. I'm gonna go to
sleep. But that dude is, you know, it's cool to get to know somebody, dude. Especially with my card with the cards, dude. Like I I got to know that guy. Like I I don't want to know his family, but I got to know that he has like a mom and like he's mommy's like, "Well, I don't care to know this. I'm just reading the cards." You know what I mean? And sometimes when I read this bro, uh I hit I hit it so hard that people like
cry like and they like leave. They're like, "Oh, fuck." And they leave. You know, it ain't my intention to make you upset, dude. that's
it. Yes, one of them is. Dude, he has like a he Yeah. Three sisters, he said, or whatever. Like, but there's one of them that's like uh in into something, dude. Like, uh I don't know what it is. Maybe she maybe she sells drugs. Maybe she's into some crazy like
she's into something like that's not good. And uh yeah, that's I mean that's I don't know.
She's not She's not going to do like one of them one of his sisters is going to be in
trouble. I feel like it's older ones or whatever. I don't know, dude.
You know, you know, if you I'm just reading the cards, dudes. Like, that's it. You know, he didn't deny it. I mean, if I'm wrong, then tell me I'm wrong, dude. He didn't say I was wrong. like so uh ain't saying dude. I'm just I'm telling you that's what it is. That's what
that's how the cards roll. That's how the cards roll, dude. Like I tell you what is what's going on with with And it's not it's not that I can I can I can almost like feel like I I not feel dude. It's so much easier like in person with someone to do. But yeah, I
can almost like uh uh see what they're thinking because like people have like thoughts that they always think about over and over like memories and like that. And I can see I mean the like that whole that he he told me I was right. Like he's into blondes. He wants a blonde chick. He's
like I want to have babies with blondes. He, you know, he said he he jacks off. He like thinks about blonde chicks as he, you know what I mean? So it's like that's what that's one of his main thought processes. And I I saw it. So that's it.
I Yeah, I can't share anything,
dude. No, I didn't see that. But, uh, I saw that. That's what he thinks of. I don't know. I Listen, I don't know how it works, and I'm not going to fight it. I'm just going to let it roll. I'm going to keep let it
happen. You know what I mean? So, I'm not going to like even question it. I'm just going to like when I read this like I get I get uh uh uh thought like happens. I don't know if if it's like uh you know evil or like whatever, but like uh
Yeah. I mean, I I could throw out cards, dude, that are the same card, but I'll read it different for somebody for somebody else than the other than the other person. It's I I don't get it. I don't I don't even get it myself. But
yeah. Yeah. I hope he comes back, dude. I don't you know, I'm going to leave.
Look, and this is the This is the Hey, I went to this punk show, dude. Oh, I might rip. Hello. Careful.
Hold up. Let me hope I can do it without
Got to be careful. Oh, did I rip? by Rich. Wow.
Are we back? We good. See, I
can't. We're back. Okay, so my ripped for a minute. I gotta I got to be careful.
Either that or leave. I mean, let me let me open up. Let me see chat here, dude. What are you guys What are you guys What's up, guys? What do we got here? What's going on here? What we got? We
got Buster. Okay, this is the one. So, we'll pop that
up. Pop, pop, pop, pop. All
right. Read the cards for your cat, dude. You got to listen.
Come
up. Was it Katrina? Listen, camo.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't accept anything. Yeah. You're You're trying to You're backstage, but I'm not. Yeah, I can't see it. All right. Well, uh, hold on. Right.
Uh, I can't share my because he has to accept that, too. So, let me see.
Well, like even if I try to like share a the screen, he he has to accept it. So, I can't really do anything on him. If I was a mod though, I could do it.
That's going to be good.
All right. It's not going to let
me. Yeah. So, I'm sharing it, but he has to accept it. So, yeah. Oh,
Yeah.
Rock and Oh, okay.
Tell me. Tell me that.
control. We got stuck on the ground.
Look up to me. Out of control. Stand on my brain. Out of control. Out of control. Stuck on control.
I used to look up to you got out of control. Out of control out of control got stuck on the ground.
Got the
Don't life is not a lot of super girls
like it's OC
reshoot. you, dude.
Richard, watch your might be
next. There's no way out. Richard just came and knocked them out. He thought he'd find a better way.
Rich happened
just find a better
way for ahead guys.
Give it
up. Throw it all away. Throw it all away.
Call myself the other
day with a lot. It happened
just by
the py you
Sure. Uh, it's Richard.
Richard just the other
Hey, drop and roll.
wanker.
Okay.
Well, not supposed to.
define the wheel.
What's up,
Buster? I do I do this in public. Yeah. Hell yeah. If I'm in public, bro, and somebody says something that triggers like a song, I'll start singing it. Yeah.
Buster. Yeah.
I must say it's loose.
Yeah, I can't listen if you guys are trying. Uh I hope Psych comes back. Hey, listen. Psych fell asleep. If you guys are trying to cam up, I can't do it. I can't see it. You guys listen. I'll leave. You
guys want me to just leave in the You know what I mean? It'll be in the stream.
must have went under the
bed. So here
got Hey. Hey, Dad. Over here. I got some mail for you. What does it say? These nuts
got these nuts. Got
them. that. Hey, listen. It's 10 o'clock. It's time to wake up.
Big bounce. What's in my country? They don't get me. One, two, three, four. Big. What's in my country? Yeah. Got them. These nuts. These nuts. Got
him. Hey, Dad. I got something in the mail mail for you today. Wait, what is it? These nuts. Got me. Got them.
No recess. No recess.
What? It's just my look. Would you believe it? It's just my No recess.
No, no recess.
Well, I'll leave, dude. I'm out. I'm going to take
off.
Slippery. Little slippery. No, I'm out. I'm leaving, dude. you guys, dude. I'm out. this.
I'm out. Peace, guys. I don't know when sex's going to come back, dude. But I You guys go look at a black screen, I guess, cuz uh Yeah. You know, whatever, bro. Yeah. S the I'm not going to uh this up, though.
Listen, I have an amp, bro. I have an amp, dude. And uh the lady that lives underneath me, bro, has called the cops on me like at least 10 times. Cops come to my door when I try to play guitar. Even right now, like the
way I'm talk, I'm talking regular. She calls the cops and the cops come. I've talked to cops like m I'm like, "Dude, the uh it's like 10 It's like 11 o'clock. It's 10:30 a.m. Bro, you want me to get some frequency decimal meters and and the legal loudness I can be at the at this point in
time." So, I mean, there was, you know, a couple times maybe, you know, 2 a.m. or whatever. I'm over here playing guitar plugged in. Yeah, I am tired of the cops coming to my house. Like I that's why I'm sitting in this chair. This chair right here. I have a gaming chair that has wheels that
rolls around on the floor. But she told me she can hear the the rolling of the wheels. So I'm like, "Okay, I won't use that chair anymore. That's it. I'm trying my Listen, I'm trying my best. I'm I'm moving, bro. I'm I'm I'm out of here. I'm I'm move.
So
yeah, nobody Yeah, right. She does. This chick is a Karen, dude. You know what a Karen is? Yeah.
this uh you know listen you know what she used to do bang on my floor dude like she grabbed like a broom or whatever and just like bang bang I went down there I went down and knocked on her door like stop banging on my floor dude you and I said that
dude I have a video I recorded it dude I recorded the whole thing and uh she's like, "Fuck you, dude. You're loud and all this." I'm like, "Dude, it's 12:00 noon, dude." You know what I mean? It's noon, dude. It's time to wake up. You know what I mean? You You moved into this Like, I You know, you're loud,
too, down there, dog. I like I called I don't I'm gonna call the cops. She she started calling the cops after I went down there and I I let her know I was like, "Stop banging on my shit." And she's like she's scared now to bang on it. She doesn't bang on it anymore, but she calls the cops. So I had cops on my door all the time instead of her banging. That's
it. So you, dude. Like I give a you. Call the cops, dude. You know what I mean? waste. You're wasting your time, homie. It's It's 11 o'clock, dude. A.M. It's time to listen. I got you know you want me to like You asking about me plugging in my electric,
dude. Like uh I'm not Look, I'm not even playing electric, dog. You if I plug my in, it's loud. Yeah, it's hell loud, dog. But I'm trying to like not The cops come. So, but yeah, that's I mean that's it. You know what I mean? It's It sucks, dog. It's where I live, bro. I I have
people like on the this side, that side, and underneath. I'm on the second
floor. But I don't even care, dude. Like, the the the last time the cops came here, like uh the guy was from uh Rialto. I was like, "Oh, what's up, bro?" Like, I made friends with the I was like I was like, "Dude, like like I'm not I know my laws, dude. Like, I'm not doing nothing wrong. like this chick is just you know what I mean? Like he's like, "Yeah, when you when you move into like this type of complex, like you have
to like, you know, you know, know that that this type of might happen. Like I I I'm not going to call the cops on anybody if they're allowed, dude. You know, this is just where I live, dude. You know what I mean? Like uh I mean, I'm not being loud, you know? I uh my neighbor over here, the neighbor right next to me, that's a kid, dude. And like I I
leave sometimes and I walk by her and the kid's like screaming at the top of his lungs. I'm like, "Wow, I couldn't hear that in my condo. I couldn't hear it." Like the guy's like right next to they're right next door. So it's like, are you are you like trying to listen to my underneath? You trying to listen, you know what I mean? Like get a life for, you know, maybe if you had a job and you were out there you know, you wouldn't be home
sitting here listening to me you know what I mean, That's what I say. her, dude. that
Get off your ass. Go work, dude. You know, maybe you're not going to sit at home and try to sleep all day and like that. It's 10 o'clock. Time to wake up. Time to go to work. You know what I mean? Get out there and be a protective member of society. Don't sit at home and call the cops cuz I'm over here playing some buster dude. Get the out of here, stupid That's it. You know what I mean? it. Call the cops, dog.
it. I won't even answer the door, dog. Come back with the warrant. I'll be like, "Come back with the warrant." You know what I mean? it, dude. You know what I mean? Ain't gonna do Nothing's gonna happen. I'll still play. I'll still be loud or whatever, dude. You know what I mean? you. Ain't nothing going to happen, dog. You're stupid,
I
keep They do. They do. They bro they have. They've came here at like Yeah. And like 12:00 noon, 1:00, 3:00, whatever, dude. Yeah, bro. It's dumb as It's so dumb.
Yeah, whatever, dude. You guys want me Listen, I I'll take off, dude. you guys, dude. I'm out. this. Have fun looking at the black screen, homie. Overight comes back and uh you know, I was trying to chill, dude. But you guys are dude. you, dude. I'm out.
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