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Psyche delivers a dramatic performance piece about seeing through manipulation and lies, followed by an open panel discussion addressing recent drama with other streamers including Sweet Pea.
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Observers see the surface.
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Browse era →Gentlemen,
Whisper Networks and concern little bystanders, welcome. Please keep your rumors folded neatly under your chairs. We'll be using them as confetti later. They whispered he's dramatic, unstable,
hard to please. Then clutched their pearl so tightly they near cut off their own breeze. A private little worry here. A solemn little sigh. A bless his heart I'm nervous with a sparkly alibi. They never tell a whopper when a halftruth will suffice. They serve at room temperature and call the plating nice. They let the room assemble it.
They let the crowd infer. They stand there looking innocent and cashmere fur. But I know this production. I know each tacky prop, the script, the cue, the fake, concern, the tasteful little slop. You wanted me to burst on stage and shriek till I was horse. Instead, I cross one leg and let you die upon your source. I see the board. I see the game.
You sold the scandal. I sold the name you wanted. Thunder fury discord. I gave YOU SILENCE. I SEE the board. You prime the room. Arranged the light. You prayed. I twitch on opening night. But now you're stuck mid monologue. Ignore. And darling, I see the board. You studied all my buttons like a butler
studies wine. You thought my nerves were vending slots that paid out on your time. A jab, a glance, a poison joke, a friend with updates twice. You pressed and pressed and pressed and hoped I'd melt for your device. But then I turned to marble with a very decent tan. No jaw clench, no heavy sigh, no let me clear this fam. You search my face for
weakness like a coupon in a drawer. Found nothing but good posture and a gaze that said bored. You little fox and kitten heels. You curator of spin. You cannot run a puppet show when no one yanks within a mastermind. A grand machine, a dark strategic horde. No, just one sweaty social light. And I see the board. I see the board. I see the
play. You moved in whispers. I walked in day. You drew a monster weirdly adored. I showed up pleasant. Now who looks fraud? I see the board. You built a trap with lace and fog. A haunted house. A gossip. But truth arrived. While moisturized and floored and darling, I see the board.
Then came my favorite counter spell. Strategic visibility. No frantic notes, no courtroom speech, no opera of fragility. I simply kept on showing up composed and very real, which is for those who traffic lies a deeply rude ordeal. I smiled at folks, did solid work, behaved with normal grace, and every
calm interaction slap confusion in your face because the portrait that you painted wild and well absurd look flimsy next to me, just being warm and well-groomed and heard. Then one by one without a fuss I spoke to people plain not here's my case not choose a side not let me name your stain just human voice
direct eye contact ordinary air and funny how a planted thought gets wobbly standing there you built your grand alliance on suggestion fog and vibe a tiny cult of secondhand impressions in a tribe but lies are cheap upholstery they split along the seam especially when real life
walks in better than the meme and should the room stay rotten dear corrupted to the floor. I do not beg admission to a mill coated door. I leave with all my value, all my wit, my work, my spine, and build a brighter room somewhere that doesn't recine. You thought I was the victim, bent and cornered by your art.
But all you did was train my eye and sharpen every part. You meant to make me smaller anxious broken underscored. Instead, you made me elegant. And now I see the board.
I see the board. I see the trick, the fake concern, the practice stick, the trembling side, the saintly cord, the I hate drama, drama, lord. I see the board. Sweetheart, bravo. Your scheme had flare. I'll grant the shadow. But when I would not play your ward, you had to eat your own story board. So raise a glass to all the frauds who weaponize their soft facade. May they
monologue till they're ignored. While I sit back, cross my legs and see
the board. Thank you, darlings. Thank your bartender. distrust the neutral one. >> Pico, you know, you know, I love this guy, Pico. I met him at Benny's a long time
ago. Hey, look at me now. Right. Look at me now. Hopefully I'm not Yeah, I think I'm I think I'm doing okay tonight. Yeah. Um, that is damn right. We You're one of my OGs, so I know. Hey,
I got to expect a little trolling from a OG's troll, but I like this guy. I like the guy. Yeah, Benny Blanco. I dig him up. Am I okay? Why wouldn't I be? Hey, low key, you're awesome, too. I appreciate you because I I I mean, I do watch what
people are saying sometimes, and I I see uh I see low key I see low key over there. Telling some truth. I like that.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm having a good night. You know, having like, you know, it's never fun three against one, right? I held my I held my ground until it's like it became too unfair and then it's like okay well but I can't I'm not going to be able to say anything with like
these three people yelling at me calling me liar liar liar liar right oh um okay oh friend oh oh yeah let me read your comment real quick I'm gonna take it real seriously oh oh my god I accidentally pressed ban ban the use oh my gosh I'll have to fix that later I'll fix that later oh I have a friend coming up OG G. >> Good.
>> Yo, what's up? >> Who did you go three versus one against? >> Um, it was Sweet Pea, Salmon, and Beeta on um, >> how did you do? >> I did great. I mean, I talked to Beta and Sweet Pea. Oh, Christine also. So, it was four actually four against or three against one. Yeah, three against one. Um, Sweet Pea, um, Christine, Beta and Sammy. Oh, it's four against one.
Yeah, but four against one against me. But, um, three against one. Okay, I'll I'll do that. Four against one. It's just getting silly and ridiculous at this point, you know? So, I I just bowed out. >> I'll do it as long as they don't talk over each other. >> Oh, well, yeah, they were. I mean, they were there. And then they would scream and then I would raise my voice. Why are you screaming? You know, it's like so
I think there's like a a projection virus or something like that. I I don't know what it is, but you know. And then Sweet Pea um I apologized to Sweet Pea and very nicely. I was just polite as I could be. And then an hour later, I see I took a little nap. I look I look on her board or it's like I came up my on my feed and there's me. It's it's me
peeking through a window like and it says donate, you know. And so I was like, "Okay, that's how she wants to um play it from from that from from that point. I'll do the little meme I had of running through my head where and I'll I'll show you the meme, guys." And it's like I think I was like it's like, you know, this is for entertainment purposes only. This is that
>> if I was you, I just wouldn't apologize next time. >> Be sweet and sweet pea. I mean, but you know, here's sweet. Here's a here's a meme I made. See if you like it. What do you think of this ghost?
>> Um, I don't want to speak on it, brother, cuz on these YouTube streets, if I say one thing, brother, I'm gonna get I'm already like I'm already hated on this >> Well, your laugh says everything. Well, but she laughed. No, you're not laughing. >> Okay, you know, you didn't laugh. That was not a laugh just that wasn't a giggle. That was nothing. >> That was a snort. >> We have the baby the Hades Club, the
baby witch kit that we have the spiders on the floor and we have the the tattoo, the sweet pea tattoo. I don't know what I mean. Basically, that's my 600 lb lie right there. Because you know what she said after I posted that? She said, well, first she laughed at the post and post shared it and everything, but then she said, "Well, you posted that before I posted mine." She posted hers at least
one hour before I posted mine. And so why do you gotta lie, sweet pee? Why do you gotta lie? >> Well, if you guys are I don't think anyone should be hating. If you guys are gonna go back and forth like that, then it. Let it all be like fun and jokes. Don't if you guys said satirical purposes only. This is for entertainment satire. This is not to hurt anybody's feelings. This is just, you know, all in good fun. But then she had she then she
tagged Saman, Christine, and Bea in a post and said, >> "Look, after after I after he apologized, look what he does an hour later." Well, yeah, but look what you posted like right after I apologized. Um my my 600 lb deer, you know, sorry, not sorry. Okay, okay, go cry about it. Okay, but anyway, I'm over it. I'm over it. Um, hey, how
are you? >> I don't know enough I don't know enough of the information. Well, you have a crush on Sweetie. >> Uh, well, I guess not. >> Well, you saw her real picture just there. So, I mean, it's like, are you into you're into big girl? Big gals? >> Well, big, you know, they need love, too, but just not for me.
>> What? 600 lb is too much for you. >> Yeah, about 30 pounds is too much. >> 570 sweet 570. All it takes is like, you know, cutting back on the 45. Uh, I do it with everyone. I know BG, don't I? You can come up here too. My uh my little Hey, are you person or is that is that your mama? It's a cycle of psyche. Oh my god. The cycle of psyche. Yeah.
Well, go talk to your mama person. Okay, BG. That person really loves you. Is that your lover? But who is that? Your It's your mom or your lover? One of the two. There can only be one of the two because >> it could be. I mean, we're on YouTube, but it could possibly be both. We don't know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it gets weird here. It gets weird sometimes. >> No, we get a little weird. We get a
little weird, man. We went from speedos to Alabama to Well, I guess I am from West Virginia, so I don't know what the going on. >> 600 pound life to >> I don't know either. >> We're getting along 1 hour, then literally 38 minutes later, we're fighting again. >> Well, you're not all getting banned
because, you know, he's not going to be a timer anymore. But I will ban I will mod Pico because he's an OG. Pico, you can't Pico, you have to be like because I know you for almost two years now, right? So, you don't have to like defend me, right? Just have to We'll see. Okay. We'll see how long you
get that wrench. Did you hear Sam? >> Can I Can I give a guess? >> Yeah. >> Uh, if it becomes an open panel with more people tonight, he'll lose it tonight. >> Okay. Well, I Well, Pico I never seen Pico on a panel. Like Pico, I met him at Benny's. No, cuz if he has a wrench, he like isn't that the dude that doesn't he like to time people out. >> No, that's Alex and McQueen.
>> Well, I know that. >> Yeah. I never stalked and I never stalked BG. Well, BG and And it's like and and I I think BG's cuter than all of those people. So, if I was a stalker, I would have stalked BG. No, I didn't. >> Man or woman? >> I mean, it's like I mean, I don't
understand. I don't know who doesn't know you. Me? Oh. Oh. Who does Who are you talking to? Are you talking to me or somebody else? Pico. >> The BG. Is it a man or is it a woman? >> Who? >> I don't know. I I don't know because there's there's person. It looks like BG and like a little like, you know, a bob
a little wig. And uh not 100% sure. >> Oh, maybe. We're just not sure. We don't We don't want to be disrespectful, you know, miss you know you know. >> Yeah. We don't want to miss like I can't say it on YouTube, but we don't want to miss uh G-word them, you know. >> Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Well, of course not. That would be a disaster. >> I mean, the other night the other night
they're like, "We don't talk about that G-word on here." They're like, "What?" But uh they're like, "But can I ask you like what are you?" And I was like, "Yeah, I'm a real That's what I identify as. I'm a real Also, I am correct about this conversation." >> Well, you know what? >> I I just made that up. I haven't been on panels for like a couple days now, I
think. Well, >> no. The other night I did join homeboys, but you know, it's the New York boys. So, >> New York scene, man. They're they all like I used to think they all like hung out together. Come to find out, they all fight against each other. Well, that's the thing is like sometimes you like I love to see like my enemies
start fighting amongst each other and then implode on themselves for their own hubris. It's like hubris. It's like it's like a ego their own because I I see like you know I'll go to you know I think her name is Ba. I'll go to her chat once in a while and then they'll all be fighting be like >> well I thought you were like some kind of gang or something like that. I'm the type of person like, and you know me a
little bit now, but I'm the type of person like if I hang out with like I got a couple buddies. I only got a few of them, but I'll hang out with my buddies and like let's say we're watching like Star Wars. We'll sit there and debate about Sith versus Jedi. We'll sit there and have a debate about it while we're watching the movie and like it's cool. We don't want to fight each other. These New York people will do the same thing, but all of a sudden they're enemies and they want to like they're talking about beating each other up and don't come on my block and I'm going to stick you, which means,
you know, I don't know if S t a w like like what the We're talking about the Sith versus the Jedi. What the >> And I just want to say hi to everyone in the chat so far that I see I see >> Hey, what up chat? >> I see Pico. I see Joanie. I see um Daylight Rises. I see um BG's is here. >> Can anyone say hi to Ghost? >> Can everyone say hi to Ghosty?
>> Yeah, I need at least three highs in the chat. >> Yeah. Well, I I'll say it. Hold on. I'm gonna say hi to you. >> That doesn't count. That doesn't count. >> Oh, it's Oh, look who it is. >> Oh my god. I'm leaving. Look who it is. >> Not can you say hello first and then people I I don't want to see I don't hear can you do I don't want to hear your request.
>> Hi can you can you unhide me again from chat? Why am I always hidden in your chat? >> I don't know. I think you got hidden the other night but it's like you were unhiding yourself too the whole time and it's like I mean >> yeah because Alex was hiding me for no reason. >> Well you were harping on me. You know you were harping. Yeah, I was harping on you to take away his wrench because that's what needs to happen. >> But is is that's what needs to happen.
But are you are you the owner of the channel? Like is who's in the chat and stuff? Okay, that's fair. Okay, that's fair. Okay. >> Is he is he he gets to decide who who who he was a tyrant and you know I I fix some things. Okay. And so it won't happen again. Okay. >> Sure. >> Anyways, can you just unhide me please? >> Oh, >> Of course. >> you're welcome.
>> Is that all you wanted? Why would he not stay up here? >> I know. He just I mean, all he wants is like >> the was that? >> I don't know. It's It's getting so weird around here sometimes. >> Why would he even let you back on my chat after that? Honestly, why would you stay up here? >> I don't know. He just I said, "Don't har you care about the chat that much." >> I mean, the panel. You're always You
used to always be on the panel. >> World Princess Klex Carl. Oh, hold on. Arthur. Okay. I'll ban Arthur. Okay. Um, let me see who else do I >> understand his argument. He's upset because Alex I I don't even understand the argument. >> Well, do you know were you here the other night when Alex went kind of on a rampage >> when he crashed the out? Yeah, but if he's that upset about it, we could have talked about it. Ch. >> But when he did go on a he went on a
rampage for I mean he wasn't quite a rampage because he could have he could have been hiding people. Actually, he was timing he timed out a few people for 10 seconds. The chat all of a sudden started screaming at me and I was like, "Can you stop?" Everyone stopped talking about the wrenches and stuff because Alex said he would stop timing people out. And then they wouldn't. And then all of a sudden I was getting threats like, "Oh, you're being swatted. You'll
be docked. You're going to lose your life tonight." And I kind of took it a little bit personally and I was like, "Well, that's not right." You know, it's like, and this is seems seems like it's it's it's crazy, you know? And uh >> you know, it. I agree with you, man. the other day. Well, it might have been a couple weeks ago, but you told me that, and I'm not going to expose what you said, but like you told me, we were talking personally. You told me these
YouTube streets are becoming more, you know, anyone can handle. I agree with you, man. This has become so to like not your channel or nothing. I'm talking about just YouTube in general. It's become so toxic anymore. like you can't even have like a fun debate anymore because like people will try to clip it and like >> right >> just like I said I just brought up the whole like you know Sith versus uh Jedi thing. They'll clip it and like
make make them think that me and you are actually have a real debate over Jedi and Sith. We don't give a We're just talking about Star Wars. >> Yeah, we I mean we are. And it's like it's like I mean it's like I don't know if I'm like you know Joba the Hut or Luke Skywalker or Han Solo. >> But you look like Jabba the Hut. >> I'm sorry. I take that back. That was >> I do. that was sweet. You met you met Sweepy, right? >> No, I meant me. I meant me. But you
know, you kind of look like You kind of look like Jaw Jaw Binks. >> I remember I remember. Come on. Oh, Ghost. No. >> Hey, that's a good one. >> No, it's not a good one. Hey, I'm not How about How about Pizza Hut? Pizza the Hut from uh Pizza the Hut. Ghost is not a kid. He's not 17. I've seen him several times on camera. He looks like his 30s, right? Okay. >> Who just called me? Let me read the chat. They want some smoke.
>> BG is saying you're People are saying you're 17. I want a little smoke. Come up here. this little punk ass came up here to run his mouth about Alex, but he didn't even stay even though he stays all the time. I guess it's not Bet Ta's chat, so he's not going to stay. >> But he wants to talk in the >> Yeah. comments. And give me a wrench. Give me a wrench. >> Jar. Wasn't Jar like the worst character of all time?
>> No, but did you hear the con? Did you hear the theory behind that? He they they think the conspiracy is he was actually a Sith Lord. >> He might. Hey. Hey. That's why he did all those twirls and and that's why he gave Palpatine the power like he was actually a Sith Lord. >> Okay. Hey >> did you hear that? Did you hear the story about that the actor that did him? >> I don't but say hi to Jody first because Jody said hi to you in the chat. I don't
know if you saw this. >> Oh J I I was looking but then I got mad. >> Yeah, don't get mad. We're all cool. >> Hold up. Let's go Lars. Um who' did you say? >> Come on up. Demon link is pinned. You're welcome. You don't have to be on camera or anything if you don't want to. But >> nah, you don't have to. Just show some toes. >> Okay, here. Here you go, ghost. You >> No, not you. No, no, no, not you. You hold.
know, I'm looking. >> You are a You are a sis board. >> You just purr. I just I know how to hypnotize ghost now. Just to show him some toes. >> No, that was a burp, purr, and gasp all in one. >> Okay. Wow. Wow. I'm glad I'm not in the same room as you. >> And that was just a burp. I apologize. I didn't mean to do that. I meant to mute myself, but I got new headphones.
in chat too. Everyone say hi in chat because, you know, I got really good people around me and I think I think there's like 200 people hidden. So, you know, I think I got mostly mostly the OGs and the good people that I recognize because I I cleared up that >> thing that is just like hangs out in the chat. >> Well, tonight he is I mean all he wanted to tell me the other night he used he kept saying over and over he said unmod
Alexander it's the only way. And I was like, "Stop saying that those two." >> I mean, I was gonna I was actually gonna agree with him until he left because I I I was actually gonna agree with him because Alex is We all know Alex. He's kind of I'm not going to >> a little bit he's a little bit crazy, but you know what? He's loyal and uh you know, everyone can use a real police officer at their side sometimes, you know, and I think >> he's loyal when it when he agrees with
it. If he doesn't agree with he's not loyal scanner on in his background, so I think he's a real cop. >> I don't give a IF HE'S A COP OR NOT. I'm saying that he's loyal on these YouTube things when when you agree with him, but once you don't agree with him. Yeah, he I'm sure he did. Uh cuz there's certain rules like you have a chat, you know, people are typing your chat right now. If they're not breaking to they should be able to say what they
want unless they're talking or unless they're breaking to >> right and you know and some people >> Alex. I can I could be on your right now and say Alex. Why would I get Why would you want to time me out? Like you, dude. I don't care about you. It's not your chat. >> I mean, I wouldn't do that. I'd come I'd come on the camera. >> I put all the mods on the same on the
same page, you know? So, because I have them I can't have mods timing other mods and stuff without without >> Dude, you remember like and it was a while ago, but I've only timed two people out and it I never I it was only for like one was like 30 seconds and one was like 5 minutes or some The one that was like 5 minutes, they said the f word and that's when I was just in the uh back. I was actually and then the
other one it was uh it was actually dude like what was it like Canada or somebody was somebody that I actually talked to a lot and I came out like like five or I forget how long it was as a funny joke and dude everyone started jumping on me about it so I was like that I'm not doing it again and they all they all started hating on me because I it was a funny joke but no they don't joke around about that brother
>> I know it gets it gets so crazy and serious and stuff sometimes you're telling me no one can time you out um Pico Go because you know I'm saying all the mas are people you know maybe there's like you know like yeah you you got your lips loose your lips are loose okay I want to hear I want >> you to suck dick pico what the
>> well pico's a friend of mine loose >> benny's chat hey but if you can tell if you see Benny on or trident on or joker on can you like let him know I'm live and to come over here because I can't I can't really like look all the Um but if you can um Pico Okay. Okay.
Okay. So, how are you tonight? Go Z. >> I'm doing really good. You know, like I said, I've been trying to stay away from YouTube. I've been doing that, but you know, there's a couple days I'll get on there. Like the other day, I got on there uh just with like the New York people. I love uh cuz half of them, man, they try to act all bad and they do all this, but half of them, dude, they're
not like that really. They're just playing a Like 80% of them actually aren't like that, but they're just playing a thing. And I I said, "I'll play it with you, man." Like, >> "Yeah, we can. I mean, we can play." >> And then But here's the thing, though. Yeah. Yeah. I've learned not to pull their card. If I want to be on their panel, not to debate them because, you know, obviously I whoop their ass. Like, don't debate them. Just like, you know, give
some content. Just don't debate them because they don't they're they're playing a character as well. And I know they're going to sit there and deny it, but I guarantee over over over the everyone that I know in New York and you know in New York on YouTube, I guarantee over let's say we know let's just assume we know 10 people. >> So Pico wants to know this is my friend. >> Seven of them are playing characters. >> Okay. I'm sorry. Pico was doing what is
your name? It's Ghosty. It's my He's my ghosty. >> It's It's Ghost. You heard? >> Unless Unless you're Hey, who was that girl? Who was that girl? Mr. Ghost and Mr. Psyche. Oh, is that Y? Hello, Mr. You. Mr. Ghost, Mr. Psyche. >> Mr. Psyche. Hello. I'm Y. >> Hey, you went Chinese, brother. She was Hey,
>> I'm sorry. That was That was terrible. I'm gonna be in trouble with the with the CNA or whatever they're called. >> I haven't heard from her for a while, brother. >> I haven't seen her either. I think she got I don't know why she got offended. I think I don't I don't I don't know. I don't know why she got offended cuz uh a long time ago I talked to her and I was I was talking even about her religion. I was talking about like PDF files everything that she should have got offended but then I talked to her
for like a month after that. >> Well and I and she really doesn't get offended and stuff. Oh. Oh >> wait up. Who's a 600 pounder? You can go to my community wall and you can see the 600 pound troll. >> It's summer
that never cams up. somebody that I apologized to today for everything and then an hour later they posted this thing of me says coming soon to the >> whole thing that is >> I know I was outside a window like and it says donate now and and it was like okay >> well I was like okay if you want to play that game >> I'll just do like a a cute like little
cartoon caricature and stuff he's talking I know go talk everyone can talk and stuff >> can I uh can I uh uh can I ban uh Pico real quick if you don't No, you may not. >> Just because he asked. >> He said that when he first start. Hey yo, >> a guest tonight. Ghost, we have a guest. You know who we have?
>> I hope it ain't her. >> Welcome. Hey, sometimes we all go a little crazy sometimes. >> You never go full crazy though. >> I'm your 600B. >> oh. It's my golden boy. Uh >> My golden pony boy. >> My 600 lb crush. You're my 600. Yeah. >> Wait, but now you're dating Clumsy, though. I'm really upset. I'm really
upset. Why were you >> Oh, you dating Humpty Dumpty. >> Clumsy. >> I'm changing my name to 600B. >> Well, Humpty Dumpty's obviously clumsy. They fell over the wall. >> Well, look what I got tonight. >> A glowing. That looks good. It's glowing. >> Yes. I mean, he always looks good. Hey,
what's up, Joker? Hey, you >> dude. Psyche. Psyche, you up. Why don't Why didn't you put your camera like his? >> I don't know. I need to put I need the globe. >> Dude, send him the settings over. Be a good friend. Send him the settings over. >> I'll go to the settings. Hey, we are three peas in a pod. Hey, we're we're three. >> Three dumb dums in a pod. Dumb dumb. >> Yeah,
>> I told you I Hey, I got friends in low places. song. >> I got friends >> where the whis
>> and I'll be okay. >> Look at your mustache looks really good actually. You got your finally you got your facial hair like really >> man. stop smiling at me weirdo man. Stop smiling at me like that >> mediocre >> psy's looking up above. You're looking me right in my soul sir. You got a mustache, too. >> I got a full beard. I'm a full man.
>> Came up. Go. Came up for a second. Even if you show your toes. >> No, it's been like It's been like six months now. I got a full I'm going I got long hair and a beard. I'm going all out. Wolverine saber. >> I want >> Modello. Yeah. Hey, >> this is not your regular look. The regular can is just >> Oh, that's the champagne of beers right there. I'll tell you that. >> Hey, Mexican beer is better than
American beer. For some reason, it just tastes better to me. Anyone agree? >> Yeah. >> Uh, this person in the chat is saying to get a job, I cut grass. I don't know what I don't know what other people touch. >> I have a job, too. I have a job, too. I train AI models and like, you know, I >> Oh, that was funny. >> I I trained the entire banks of AI. I'm like, oh, dude. I'm in the upper echelon
>> E, training. >> I'm Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm so rude. >> Nasty. >> Oh. Oh, ding ding. cut grass, >> Yeah, touch grass. >> He touches grass. We We all touch grass. >> And I'm too cool for school. He has vitalises photo. I I don't balis. He goes, >> youard. Oh my god. Ghost.
>> Yeah, that that was Golden. That wasn't me. That was I'm sorry, I wanted you to move in with me, but Chris Kay said he wants to move in with me now. And he's like, well, he's like, he said he's been thinking about gay sex. And >> hey, you >> like, are you sure? So, I was like, I want to f him. Okay. I was like, well, that's not on the first date. Chris, but I mean, I would consider it if we got to
know each other. >> Oh, you Chris who? >> Chris K, you got the >> I could see Chris K wanting to be like a bottom. >> You heard guy? >> Well, yeah. I mean, Chris K. But you know what? He does have an like his apartment is like pretty clean and like he has these nice hardwood floors and I mean even though he says I think I had a friend counting the fbombs he dropped he dropped >> I think I'm off within it at this point.
>> He dropped over a hundred of them within a like probably 30 minute time. >> Rookie numbers. >> Rookie numbers. Well, we had Sam on last night saying the n-word. >> If he ain't pushing 300, you ain't pushing nothing. >> Well, >> I got a beer, Well, thank you for showing us, >> brother.
>> That was perfect. I got a beer, >> I got to talk through the chat. I'm talking >> I got a >> This is a new flavor. They have the pink >> Oh, he's got a beer, as well. >> They had hard lemonade, pink lemonade. I think it's a brand new flavor. It was pretty good. And then >> I almost made I almost made a gh drinking tonight. How many have you >> my second? I'm on my second. I started
drinking like three. >> My second two. This is my second one, too. >> Lightweights. Lightweights. >> Got two more. Yeah. Joker. Did you know Danny? Danny Stranger. Have you heard of him? Or maybe you heard him the other night when I saw >> Danny Phantom. >> Danny Stranger. His name is Danny Stranger. >> I think that was on Nickelodeon. >> He I was like in his chat all the time.
He he he actually got went viral for going to Walmart. He was got fired from Walmart. So, he has a video called I got fired from Walmart. And he's pretty like I'm really he like kid rocking stuff. I was like last week or probably like three weeks ago I sent my chat over to his chat um and um I I bought a few memberships at his chat and stuff like that. Like a few days later he got shot three times in the chest at a gas station and he's passed.
>> God damn. >> Yeah. And so that's really sad. >> The gas station's so deadly. >> I don't know. I don't know if it was like something planned. I don't know if it was like some kind of like person just pissed off like >> I mean you could have went two blocks the other direction and went to the other gas station. >> But you know what? He was a good-hearted person. He didn't deserve that. Like I don't think anyone deserves to go out like that. But I'm I don't know what God has planned and stuff like that or the
soul has planned. I can't really judge on that. But it was like a really sucky situation. I'm I was I'm still really sad about it. But I'm really happy that I was able to like you know bring people to his chat and stuff and you know I I just I just like >> he was a streamer. >> He was a streamer. Yeah. He was on YouTube. He had he had over 20,000 subscribers because he had that wall he
had the Walmart video he did had over a million views. It had like 1.2 million views and so he went viral for that like several. >> Was he filming when he got shot? >> No, he wasn't. But he No, but his camera was on so you could hear the gunshots on his camera because the gas station was nearby. Yeah. So he heard the three gunshots. I mean, it's pretty crazy. >> So was he around with those
people or was he not doing anything? >> Yeah, maybe he was. Maybe he like >> he like kind of was mad dogging people at the gas station and it's like I think he lived in like Texas or something. >> Well, I mean lesson learned. You probably shouldn't do that. >> Well, that's not a lesson learned. That's like really like the that's not lesson is not dying. It's like but maybe it's a soul lesson, but it's like I think it went too far with like whatever
that was and but then there are people like that shot back at the guy that did it and stuff. But yeah, I mean he was just like you could hear the like the three shots and he but Danny was a sweet guy. Like one time he danced for me in his underwear and I he made me a mod for $35. He unmoded me the next day and then started charging me $5 every time I hit on him and I think it was $300 to $400, $500 maybe. And then I like just left
this chat until he forgot about it. Pyana actually I brought her, you know, I brought Pyana to his chat and she like put in a good word for me and stuff and so he liked me after that. You know, Pyana, she like contacted me recently. Well, first of all, like probably like six months ago, we were talking and she's like, "Well, unless she told me unless I get a job, she would not talk to me anymore." So, I just I just unblocked her. She like contacted me on
WhatsApp like last week and I said, "Do you know Danny passed away?" I said, "He he just he just mentioned you pie and you know you know how he was a ladies man." And she goes, "Ew." Well, that was a good conversation. And so, I I blocked her again. And so, that's how that went. I mean, what a I have a question and I don't want to be insensitive and if I am being insensitive just tell me to shut up and that's fine.
>> Did he push they was he like what did he do to that guy? Was he like pushing up against him? What happened? >> I mean he wasn't at the gas station like I didn't he didn't have the camera there but I did have a friend that saw him at a gas station and kind of like got in an altercation. So he was kind of like a you know like a little bit of a would like yell at people and stuff like that and like you know was a little bit of a >> you know like that person >> recognize where you're at. You can't be doing that to just everybody. People don't do a SW.
>> Yeah, it was like you because you could hear the gunshots from his camera that he left stuff and so it was like he's like right next to he's like right next closest gas station. That was really sad. And I do have a memorial video I did for him on my page if you guys want to check it out and see what he looked like. >> That's a nice gesture for you to come up. Always always
>> uh Sych says that I'm dating you clumsy. >> Well, you just make you're it. Hey, Humpty Dumpty. >> He said there's a new there's a new hot couple in town. And then he tagged me and I see >> you in town. >> Clumsy. Wait. Clumsy put his he put his like he was like this with >> >> But he did. >> Why did you got to be careful with you, dude?
>> No, that's what Clumsy did. I mean, it was >> Is that when he fell over the wall? >> I got some dip right here. Okay. >> Oh, yeah. Take one for me, brother. >> Okay. You got you had the skull. Do you remember? Hey, Psyche, you remember last time me and him talked and he show He was like, "This is how you take a dip. You put it right." Do you remember that? He's like, "You put it right on." >> Yeah.
>> Hey, I ain't messing with it. I picked the what are they called? The pouches. Remember cat looks like the >> shoe is like the like the >> Yeah, >> it's like the zen. Okay. It's big packs of zen. Okay. Big >> I got five of them. >> Yeah. Rudy
likes Joker. Rudy, look. Look how cute he is. >> Oh, you like my singing, girl. >> No, he's looking at Joker. >> You look like a boy. Yeah. >> No, I got a pet cat to keep. Yeah, to keep the snakes away and all the other vermin. >> Good. That's That's Mr. Rudy. He's like 17. >> That's a house cat, That's a He has a house cat. Who is this guyat?
I got two feral cats. >> Yeah, me too. This is hostile. >> I need to put up the uh the the the um background real quick because I we got somebody backstage. Just one second. I just want to make sure I know who they are. >> Yep. Hello. >> What up, Psyche? >> Okay, I know who you are. Hey, what's
up? Good to see you. >> Say hi to Joker. Say hi to Ghost. And say hi to me and Rudy. And uh And then know what his name is. >> What up? What up? What up? What up? What up, >> guys? Cheers. Squares. I'm just >> kid.
Bas I'm going to smoke on a pack of you. I'm gonna put you on a t-shirt. You keep talking. Well, where >> somebody said he's a married man. He's gay again. >> It's okay. I mean he's he's a married man so he can joke about >> I like the stupid dumb dumb packity by getting married pretty much right it's like and he likes he likes big gals
>> and I put that on Joker you heard right he said >> and so does Ghost Ghost said Ghost said not 600 lb but he said 570 pounds is okay for Jo uh >> if she's pushing 75 I mean expired >> well not huge I mean go I mean women right you're you're straight >> told me she's 20 years old expired like milk >> oh my god Hey. And uh
>> Oh >> Yeah. Who's cornfed hog? Hey. Wow. Merry man. Clumsy be gay. >> One of your heers. Maybe they're probably cornfed. >> You know there's a heer gang. I mean I don't think the heer gang the Heer gang contact me privately. They're like we're not >> there's a ghost gang. >> There is. Can I be in that gang? I need I need a gang. >> Uh I don't know what it depends. >> Joker. Can I be in Are you in a gang, Joker? I want to be in your gang, too.
>> Oh, you want to be in a Joker gang? >> As many gangs as I can be. I've I've been kicked out of so many. I mean it's like >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> let's be in the uh let's be in the Psych Awakens gang. >> Oh, Psych is the cult of psyche. Hey, hey, just be in the cult. Be >> You didn't even mention your own gang. I just burp because I was upset because you didn't even mention your own gang right? >> So, every time I type in your channel, I type in Psych Awakens. I don't know why.
>> I know. Because that's used to be my channel name. It was Psyche Awakens Tarot and then I changed it to Cult of Psyche because I was like, Cult of Psyche has a marketing range. >> Psych. Who's this dude at the bottom left? What's his name? Okay. So, that is question mark question mark question >> Yeah. Every time I type in question mark. mark, every time I type it in and I just say like I'm gay question mark and his his
gay. No, you gay. You gay. You gay. >> Okay. I think it's personally I is that >> I don't think that is. He doesn't sound New York enough. He doesn't sound enough. He doesn't sound mean enough. He doesn't sound mean enough. >> Stay turned. I'm going to put I'm put in a second t-shirt. >> I'm going to smoke another
>> I'm not I'm not gay. I'm not >> Hey, Joker. This is your arch nemesis. His name's uh Your name's Joker. His name's Enigma. He Psyche. Yo, Psyche. You had fun last night? >> Yeah. I did you watch this morning with Chris K and um and >> yeah we had to go to sleep brother
>> that was crazy why isn't time Tim time would rather go defend sweet pee immediately than defend me in chat >> question mark likes to defend the heers too he likes big women I don't blame him I like big women too what are you talking about >> you like big women don't play with me like you don't >> you literally made a rap song about big women >> no I
No, you didn't.
>> Hey, question mark. What are you doing on the screen, brother? Take them off. >> What the What the is that? >> One of the fans of my show. Okay. I I'm sorry. That was >> orine. Which one is it? >> Well, no. It's like you have her name literally right in the stomach. If you'd erase that maybe. I mean, you have her name right there. >> Why she never cams up? >> Oh
>> That looks like a real woman right I wonder why. there. That looks like a real woman. >> That looks like question mark mama. >> No, don't say that. Yo, Ghost, go play with my mama. Yo. >> Yeah. Yeah. Ghost. No mama jokes. >> Well, you should have said that a couple months earlier. >> Okay. Ghost already played.
>> This is all ghost. No. No. Ghost is good. Now, ghost is good. >> You know, you know who sucks. Sam, man, you sucking. So, why don't you just take a time out if you're going to be such a >> Yo yo Ghost, why you why you Yo, Ghost, why you just got time now? >> That's only been two years later. >> I don't care if she's 600 lb. She's a 600 pound ego. That's
>> Yeah, that's a beautiful queen right there. I'll tell you that. >> Yeah, Ghost is into her. Okay. Does Joker find it weird married man and father clumsy wants to stay up all night and play? Well, every I mean, who cares gay or straight, right? What? Like, what? Like what? >> No, stop with that giggle in the background. I can hear you. What the
>> Video of you and clumsy, right? I'll put it on. Hold the chat. >> Yeah, I have to show you. I have to show you. One second. Hold on. One second. >> Yeah. Yeah. Guys, just one second. I'm gonna pull it up. It's u It's on trip. >> I know. Question mark. He's from Florida. I just want to say uh New York. You know, question mark always agrees with me. >> I got a Modello. Especially
>> Oh, that's not me. >> You ain't from Hey, question mark. You ain't from 63rd. >> He's from 64. >> He know.
>> Okay. Okay. Let me see. I forgot. No. Trip. >> Pull up. Crack. >> Tripflix flicks. It's on trip flick. I think it's called trip flick. F l iix. And I'll bring I'll bring it up just as soon as I get it. One second because uh Joker gets Joker. Yeah. Yeah. Here it is. I got you clip Joker with Clumsy and they tagged me in the video and I'm What
is this about Joker? I just want you to answer. Just tell me what was happening here going through your mind when you were when you were turning against me and and uh going towards clumsy. What is this about right here? Let's just clip everybody. >> What did I do? All I did was show you a shirt that says surrender to the >> Hold on. I got it. And the beauty of it all. >> Oh, what the heck?
>> This is out of context. >> Oh >> Out of context. This is out of context. >> No. No. No. Just wait. Just wait. Just wait. Just wait. Yeah. Okay. >> Just tell me what's out of context about what happens next. >> What is this? What is this?
>> Yeah. I was out of context. >> What the >> I was blushing when he did that. It made me blush. >> Oh >> What is that? What is that? Why is he blushing and doing those those movements? What's happening there? I was
so hurt. >> That is so out of context. That is hilarious. I don't know what it was. I'm just >> He was talking on Gabe and then he shocked. started showing his butt and putting it in the air and >> Oh my god. In the air. I missed that part. Clumsy, you did that, too. What is >> I can't do that. I'm not flexible enough going on?
to put my legs in the air. >> I can do it here. >> Whoa. Your green screen covered it. We couldn't really see. >> Thank god. Thank god. Thank god. Yeah. But um yeah, okay. It's okay. You know, just case said he wants to move in. He said I don't know quite if I want
him to be moving in and stuff like that. Um I said maybe like you can come by. We can go to the beach and then you can leave, but he I think he wants to like bring out a U-Haul. So I'm reconsidering being gay. >> Yeah. >> So that's from Clumsy's years of practice. >> Yeah. Years of practice. Well, what is
it? Mexican gymnastics. I I don't know. What's it called? Hymnasticos. Not how you say in Spanish. I'm not sure how you say in Spanish. How do you say him? >> He's saying guard. >> Yeah. Guard the pores. Guard the port. I don't >> mean
>> I think I think it's like a what? Ato porto. Open port like um I don't know. I say uh yotango el mucho. >> Oh, Arthur, I unhid you. Now I'm still an idiot. Arthur, I hid you and I
forgave you for for being such a such a meanie gymnastical curios. That's what it's called. >> Yo yo that don't even look like you. >> Oh, is that is that a you're wondering Arthur? Arthur, you thought it would be down. You think psyche doesn't always win while you're very Oh, I'm fake. F
you. Oh, somebody hide um um CS please for No, don't hide him. Just time him up for 24 hours, please. He can come back when he's in a better attitude. >> I can't believe that they clipped me in that video backing. >> Can't believe it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Look like you. That don't even look like you. >> Well, that was just last week. >> You got you had long that you look like
you had short hair in that in that video. until until he can like take a little break because he's he's badmouthing me on beatas and saying all this and I didn't even do anything to him. I mean it's seriously >> I have a mullet. >> I love it. >> Yo um how you how you like the cartoon character I made I made >> you made me play. Can you add
>> You saw it. You saw it. You saw it. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. in a background and I was one I think I was either John the Baptist in the last supper but I was also >> you was with the Cobra like you know the GI Joe the Cro like >> and I'm in the gang and I'm like this like standing next to him. I liked it a lot. >> Yeah, that was special. >> It was pretty cool. It was special. It
was special. This is I think guys um subscribe to the Lower East Side. Um what's your channel name my friend? >> There's a Lower East Side Podcast. >> The Lower East Side Podcast, you know, and >> Lower East Side of what? >> New York. Louisa podcast TV. That's New York. That's the Louisa. I'm like in my >> New York City. Do you Have you ever seen hand. Jay Guapo? Do you know who Jay Guapo is
on Tik Tok? >> Oh no, I never I never saw him. >> He's the guy that wears leggings. >> Ghost dropped off. I'm sorry. >> I probably I probably I probably do. >> He wears leggings. like a guy
>> I met I met I met I met um >> that guy the guy from the people podcast >> you want me to draw you a picture I >> Joker's a great artist he is a great artist >> cartoons I'll be doing >> cartoon >> I made a new cartoon tonight guys I didn't I did a new
>> it's actually if you heard of KZ I found Kay's old modeling video. I can show it real quick. >> This is Kay's old modeling video. >> You know how to draw a little bit, bro. >> He is good. He is good. The Joker is awesome. >> He's awesome. >> Here's This is Kay's um modeling video I've uncovered from the archives. Here we go.
>> Here we go. >> What looks like show you an image. You might get a little bit scared, but yeah, he does he does look like um a little bit scared. I mean, here here's an image. Here's a real image. Enjoy. >> He looks like he's like a like Buzz Lightyear on crack.
>> Yeah, he looks like the rat king and stuff like that. But I mean, but I don't know. Yeah, like who's that Joey Gladstone character? The the beaver or something or the chip? A woodchuck. He was Mr. Woodshuck. There he goes. So that's >> woodchuck. Good chuck if woodchuck. I >> Well, he wrote a really scared. Oh, you can't. know, but I don't think he knew I don't think he knew um Danny, so I don't know
if he can draw Danny. Danny was like, you know, this kid rock looking guy. I'll show I'll show him privately and maybe he'll draw it next time. But um uh let's see. Hey, here's BJ Burning Burning Joint USA. Nick Johnson. He played Wendy the other. I was really shocked. I thought that was the real Wendy. I was about to get the app. Oh, we have another guest. Do you know Squidward of Joker? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know Squidward. Yeah,
he's cool. >> What's up, guys? >> What up, man? >> What's up? Hey, turn that down. I can't hear these guys. >> Who you with Squidward? >> I got my guys. What's up, that's the one that's the one be flipping out. >> Just a bunch of guys here doing guy
things. >> Yeah, guy things. We're doing We're doing gay jokes. We're doing like, you know, just like what's that? Um, >> we're smoking crack. We don't give a anymore. Cheers, my >> Crack. No one is smoking. >> Monster alcohol drink. >> Oh, that's good.
>> Modello time. >> Yeah. >> For the dead homies and like everyone take a sip, right? Are you stalking Cringosaurus Squidward? You're not stalking her. And why would you stalk her? She's >> I don't know who the Who the is Cringa? Oh my god. She think she's goth woman, dude. >> She thinks everybody's a a cannibal PDF.
That That's >> She That's She's projecting. I kill PDF. >> No, no, no, no, no. Don't talk like that please. >> Don't piss me off about that I don't have nothing. >> No. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm not gonna say that again. >> You know, I'm not telling the I'm not telling lies. >> He puts them in the bush.
>> I'm scared. No. No. I got a new beard. I got a new beer. >> Yeah. Like, don't even mention that >> I'm gonna kick you off if you if you misbehave. Okay. Behind behind the scenes. So, stop. >> You got to behave. You got to be >> I'd rather be gay. >> You'd rather be gay. He wants to be gay now. Yeah. After they beat me for a while
because it's so much fun. It will be so much fun. Yeah. >> But yeah. So time will do. Yeah. So who he look like one of those. >> I I don't know. >> I would rather be a homosexual than be with these crazy. >> They just kill it. All they do is like >> No, you don't say you say you say in
Minecraft after you say >> Minecraft delete. in World War II GTA 6. >> Okay. >> Oh >> Yeah, he's a little bit Okay, Squipper. >> Calm down. >> All right, I'm gonna shut up. >> Psych. >> I mean, it's not it's not like three in the morning with like you drinking like a like
>> they said that he has a cereal eating vibes. >> He's a cereal eater. >> What' you have to eat today, Squidward? What did you eat today? I want to hear your your daily meal. What do you >> Oh, I did eat. Of course, I'm a fat boy. >> Show yo, show your whole face, bro. You
got half of your face showing. >> Cuz I'm on I'm laying down. >> Are you stuck on that bed? You were laying down last time. Why are you laying down so early? Yeah. There you go. Sit up. Sit up. Sit. I'm >> tired. >> You're tired? >> Well, you want me to Oh, so like Oh, I'm supposed to like >> sit up. There you go. There you go. Unless you want me to come cuddle with
you and I'll come cuddle with you. >> You just did a set up. Everyone, you just exercise. >> Should I open up the mirror? >> I like psyche. I like psych. >> I like you, too. I like you, too. That's why I want you to hang out with us and like be all cool, right? I want it to be all good.
>> You're a good-looking guy. You look like kind of like a like a Clint Eastwood and John Wayne had a >> No. >> I look even more beautiful when I'm not >> Well, okay. Well, she can go live to steal I want to take his viewers. I need to I don't want to go to his chat. I want to steal all his viewers. That's what I want to say about her. >> Hey, make sure you guys like the stream
chat. Like >> Yeah. Guys, if you if you leave if if you leave and stuff to go visit her stream at least like mine and then come back later when she when it gets too much for you. I because you know I it will >> you know there's so many women like obsessed with me and then I don't even look at them. >> Well they want to hurt you. I mean what why are they obsessed? >> You know like they're obsessed. They like look at you like
>> oh that's shaggy. >> Oh >> Women look at me I know they're obsessed. >> They're obsessed with us dog. That's why they kind of leave us alone. They don't camp up. Nothing. >> Oh >> Cheers. Cheers to that. Cheers to that >> thing about men is that men know when to like, you know, be chill. >> They're going to cry when they lose men.
>> Cheers to that. >> I don't know what you know seeing you. You ugly as >> I'm about to open up this beer. >> Oh, he's offender now. >> What are you talking about? What are you talking about? >> What are you talking about? What you talking about? >> This is the final male psychic alpha male.
>> He's so alpha that he males. >> What are you talking about? >> Can you repeat what you sound like a broken record? >> Like a broken record. Goofy. >> All right. >> What you talking about, dude? What you talking? >> You think I'm scared of you, You think I'm scared of you? >> I'm scared of you, >> Big Bubba. You think he's scared of you?
I'm not scared of you. >> You're not even coming up, dude. You don't deserve to be on this podcast. Can't come up. Show your face. >> I need to show my face, you little >> I could be as ugly as Cracked out. I'll still show my face. >> Yeah, I know you ugly as >> You can't even show your face. You're insecure.
Oh, these are my face. I already This guy went stream with OG. I remember that. >> Yeah, I can't I can fight three at the same time. >> Oh, Jo it. Joke it. Don't talk Joker. >> I fought OG Geyser. >> I don't >> I f I like slap box OG Geyser. He's so
tough. >> I'm like a little n Joker. Yo, Joker. Yo, you cool people, bro. >> Clumsy said that girls that obsessed with with you, Squidward, that they have that they live with their parents and have no type of life. >> Oh >> These these women don't have any
responsibility for their actual yo yo yo my gut. Yo, my gut. Like, why why they talk about you? >> They could abort children and then they're like, "Oh, I don't care. They're psychopaths." >> What the >> Exactly. Psychopath. Bro, >> women are psychopaths. They think that just because they're women, >> they deserve everything, >> bro. Bro, that's
bro, >> yo, my guy. Yo, my guy, you know that's up. Sure work. Sure work. You know that's up. What they they were saying about you. That's up, bro. >> Yeah. And then they let you do like black magic, dude. Like that shit's just going to come back like >> karma. Hey. Hey, Squ. Did you say the N word on my show?
>> No, he said black magic. >> Okay. He said black magic. Okay. I was making I My cat actually knocked my wife. Then I went in her and guess what? They're talking about the 600 pound thing and she says he has no sense of humor. >> I mean I don't have a sense of humor. Let's check out the image again. Do I have a sense of humor? >> You do have a sense of
>> nice tatas. Yeah. I think it looks I I mean it wasn't I don't think she has a sense of humor because you know what she laughed in about it like and then she like shared it but then she said oh at Christine at Sandman at beta look what he's saying about me after she apolog who's that who's that
>> sweet pee that's beta's like little like >> yo who's sweet pee who's that >> oh oh I know who's that the day the day the day um Christie tried to pick on me, >> right? >> Like she tried she tried to she's on the panel. Christine is on the panel and then I think J1 and then Sweet Pee are on the panel. >> They're going to ruin the stream. Like
women ruin the stream. >> No, they come. I'm leaving. >> Has her own She started her own stream to sign mine. >> I I have AIDS from the ears here in no sweetheart. Sweetheart, >> thank you, sweetheart. >> Love you, Psyche.
>> Don't mention AIDS. >> Just calm down. Give you a big hug and like squeeze you real tight. >> I need a hug from Psyche. >> Okay. >> Need a hug? Okay, good. Now he's smiled. I like that. I like that. Okay, so um but I don't know. I mean, I have I finished my second drink already. I have another sip of this and maybe I'll get
another another one in a little bit. But, you know, I've been I slept all I slept most of the day and uh, you know, I walk into a bunch of on, you know, on YouTube and stuff. I just try to like I don't want to like be like so reactive, but at some point I just want to give a little back to who deserves it now. They think they're a big star because they they clip my channel. Some
of it is funny. Like they play this clip of Sig. I'll find the clip of Sig that they put on their channel of me. It's just my show so I can I can actually play it. It's really funny actually. just a short little clip, like 30 seconds. I was talking about the psyche haters club and this is on her channel. I mean, and everyone subscribed to her because I think she does a good do a good job of like, you know, clipping my
channel and gets the funny moments and stuff like that, but she really is like she's like, "Oh, I have a sense of humor and stuff, but then she really kind of doesn't." So, she she says she fakes it. And then she said, "I posted something before she posted." She posted a video of me looking in a window like some kind of cannibal saying, "Oh, donate to me." Like I'm like just screaming for donations. And then I posted that, you
know, that cute cartoon drawing in response. She shared it and liked it and then she had to call for her kitty gang or whatever the that lamest gang in the world is called. I can't believe I ever even What you talking about? You talking about the he >> talking about us right now, Psych. >> talking I know they are. I know you're They're saying you hear them talking about us, right? >> You talking about you talking about the Yep.
Heer gang? >> Yeah. Well, I mean the Heer gang and I like Amanda. I like Summer, but and even I like Christine. I don't know who else is in that gang or anything, but um you know, let me see if I can find this video I saw today. It's It was really funny. Well, she and and she puts me bald like she she like takes my actual
image and makes me bald and like I can show you. This is what she does on her stream. And she has Canada dry clip, too. Look at her stream. So, she's like saying, "Oh, how dare you make me 600 pounds." Look what she does to me. I look like Cyrax right there. I mean, what is that? I don't have anything that looks like me. That's not me.
I want that much McDonald's. I mean, I've never had that much McDonald's. Look, I'm bald. I bald there. Bald there. Where's the Oh, I think this this one right here. Is this one? Hold on. God. Hold on. >> Oh, yeah. I see what they're doing. They're talking about us right now. Bea
is >> Yeah, I know. She has to talk about me because I'm so evil and and mean, right? Look, listen what they said about me. This is a Psyche Haters Club. >> Psyche Haters Club. Oh, here it is. Right here.
Oh, hold on. I got it. I got it. >> I got it. I got I got it. Here we go. This is it right here. Enjoy, guys. This is funny. >> You know, sweetie, if you got a tattoo and I love her tattoo more, but >> I can't believe you get a psych. Do you
have a psychi hater club tattoo stick? >> Do you have one? Are you >> No, I don't. >> Don't. Are you gonna get one on your butt for me? >> Oh jeez. >> No, >> you're not. >> Can you please just one? >> I'm going to I'm going to say that I would rather not do that. >> One time. One time.
>> I think I'd rather not do that. >> Yeah, you're going to >> Hello. Yeah, I'm good. >> Okay, I don't care what you >> do to my viewers. Well, them. You know what? them. Whoever stay here,
you're a real one. And you know what? You get the psyche badge of approval and I'll send you a autograph picture for you just have to go to my Discord and and and from me on Discord and say, "Give your address and then I will send you an autographed picture of me going like this. Thank you, Psyche. I appreciate it.
>> Welcome. Why are you all You're all Oh my god. What's wrong with your screen? You spilled beer on it. >> What are you going to eat? >> You're leaving me? >> No, I'm right here. >> Joker twink. No, I'm not a twink. >> Yeah. No, no. >> Squid is my twink. Squitter is my twink.
You see, I had Oh, I had I had Chris K on last night. We had a big talk about um you know um Chris Kay and how Chris Kay he he was in love with Chris Kay or he wanted Chris or something like that but then Chris Kay was like you know what I'm thinking about gay sex and psyche you would be
penetrating me I was like what I was like no I was like not on the first date and he looked kind of disappointed but he can't move in with me maybe one date at the beach and then he can like go somewhere else. But I don't think he can move in. I'd be afraid of like the
skin heads he's associated with cuz he's a skin head. You know that? >> Yeah, he is. He's a West Pepper. >> Oh, there he is. Oh my god, there's Squidward. >> What's up? >> Are you on the toilet? I just heard a I just heard a pooping sound. >> I'm I'm cooking. >> Oh, you're cooking. Okay. >> I know how to cook. I'm Ratatouille. I'm a chef.
>> Ratatouille. Are you like the you're like the >> man? >> I know how to cook. >> My mod Joanie was like the she was like she was counting the number of times he said and he said over 300 times in 30 minutes. It was crazy. It was crazy. >> But um
>> you need to drink more beer. >> I know. I'm almost out of it. I have to go to the store and but can I leave you with Squidward alone or the chat? What do you care? How long is it going to take you to go to the store? It's >> probably five or six minutes. >> I can hold it down for you. >> Okay, you can hold it down. Okay, let me chug this and I'll run and get I'll get a couple voodoo rangers and that'll be my night. Like I I can't I'll fall
asleep at 10 p.m. probably tonight and that'll be the end of it. But let me just chug this. Joker's going to hold it down. So guys, Joker's a great guy to talk to. I don't know, Squidward, don't be too weird with Joker. I don't want him to be gone when I get back because you're too weird with him. But I trust you guys. Okay. >> Beta Kitties is talking about us right now. She's saying that I'm not a good
enough spy and that I need to tell them what you're saying about about her. >> Are you Are you a beatest kitty spy? You're in the kitty gang. And those beat >> I'm not I'm not in the kitty gang. I just want to know. >> Okay. You swear to God. >> I swear. >> Swear on Jesus Christ. >> Jesus Christ superstar. Okay. Your cross. Okay. Take out the cross. Okay. On Jesus Christ Superstar. You're not going to betray me, Joker. Ever. And you
can betray me. I like >> I don't care if I don't care if you sleep with clumsy. I don't care. Okay. I like Mexican guys, too. But don't betray me any more than that or my heart will be broken. Okay. >> I'm not I was just saying that the beat us that uh I was just trolling. >> I I know. I know. You have the floor. Okay. I'll be right back. Five or six minutes probably. Okay. I love
>> All right. Yo, what's up everybody? I'm holding it down for Psych Awakens. He is going to the store. I've been drinking a lot of beer, dude. I've been drinking Medel and Medel and Beeta's been talking about us because she's a batch. A botch.
A botch. And she's talking about us right now. And we are running her mind. We are rent free in her mind. She can't stop thinking about us. And I just want to say what's up. This is Squidward. So, what's up? Uh, what's up everyone? I got a feeling Nags is beating one of the I'm
trying to get Zach's channel banned. Lol. Handsome Squidward. Squidward. They said that you're handsome. Show your handsome. >> They said you're handsome. Show them how handsome you are. Do like do like a do like a like a gig chat face like >> I've been so so much I don't give a anymore.
>> I'm >> I'm Mog. >> I'm mogging. Mog Squidward. >> Can you do the thing with your eyebrows? Like this? >> Three. >> With your eyebrows. >> Like this.
>> Show your jawline.
You got to be a little more to the right. A little bit more to the right. Other right. the other. The other right that way. Yeah, there you go. Now that you're gone, so you can grow a beard. >> Yeah, of course I'm growing it right >> Have a mustache. now.
>> How old are you? >> 29. >> 29? Yeah. See, I'm 26. >> Oh, you're so young, bro. Everything that you deserve, you're going to get. >> Yes. >> W
Yeah. So, we're holding down the stream right now until Sy gets some more beer. He's going to the store right now in chat to get drink. I'm going to get more beer pretty soon after I eat a meal. >> He's going to get more Mike's hard lemonade cuz it makes them a hard. >> Makes him their dicks hard.
>> It makes it makes it makes his dick. >> We have this testosterone, dude. >> That's why they send men to war. >> That's why >> That's why >> this is me. Oh, you got a nice mustache, Joerger. Are you Mexican? >> A little bit. Yeah, that's why.
Nice mustache. >> I just inherited a mustache, man. It's just who I am, dude. Yeah, Psych is doing a beer run. He's getting beer. He's getting beer.
You guys want to see some I gotta take a piss, dude. I got a whole entire thing of Zen. You know what Zen is? It's like nicotine pouches. But what I really want to do right now, what I really want to do is I want to drink some more of this beer. This is Mello Special.
Probably the best beer that you could ever get. Uh, this beer, this sip goes out to Clumsy. I don't really drink much. I just work all day. I cut grass. I rake leaves. I blow leaves. Not like with my mouth, but with a
blower. Um yeah. I'm just kidding, dude. Uh, I blow leaves and I cut leaves. You said Melo is trash. Who the are you saying Melo is trash? Who are you? Medel is not trash, dude.
What do you drink? Bush light. You roll leaves. Let me think about that. Oh, you roll leaves. Corona. Oh,
Corona. What? Dude, I don't want no cor that beer. Ew, that beer is bad. Bad beer. I like Modello, especiel
makes you grow a mustache. Why do you think I have a mustache? Cuz all I do is drink Medela. I don't drink those. So, so far I've had like if you count pints, I've had six pints of beer so far. Six pints. And I don't drink. So, I'm a lightweight. And I still got one more after this. And I'm
only halfway through this beer. So, I'm going slow.
I'm already feeling drunk off of this beer right now. Sierra Nevada. No, dude. There's this one beer that I called uh not called. What? There's this one beer that is called called. >> You know, my dad tried to kill me with fentanyl. He thought it was real oxy.
>> Really? He tried to kill you in Minecraft. He deleted you >> in Minecraft. I tested it out. >> Mhm. >> Well, don't do drugs, dude. That's simple. That's why in America >> I know a lot about pharmaceutical drugs, all that. >> You cannot >> We can't talk about too much on here. Uh Squidward, we have to make We have
>> I just PG-13. >> We got to hold it down for psych. We got to keep it PG >> TV. Rated R. >> Yeah. Rated R. PG-13. Like what is it? TV14 MA. Mature audiences only. >> Yeah.
>> And also Like you cannot touch me, bro. >> I'm protected. >> I'm protected over here. >> What's going on? Is everything okay? >> Jesus Christ wins. >> I was gone for five minutes. What >> Yeah, I'm back. happened? >> Are you back? >> I'm back. >> He's back with Voodoo Rangers. How did you get back so fast? This guy ran to
the store was like, "Give me the >> Yeah, ran. Oh gosh, I I'm I'm fast. I am fast. This is right across the street, so I'm I'm pretty lucky. I Whole Foods across the street. But yeah, I did uh I did jog. But Squidward, were you behaving yourself, Squidward, or I just spank you? >> Yeah, he was. He was trying to tell us that he almost got deleted by his own dad.
>> Oh my gosh. >> Minecraft. >> Oh no. >> His dad gave him laced uh stuff and it was laced with uh in Minecraft. >> He shouldn't be in prison. He should be in jail, dude. He almost under. He gave me a bunch of you know those blues. >> Is he there tonight? Is he at your house? >> No, I don't want to. You didn't mention
him. Leave him alone. He knows what he did. He knows what he did. >> You You know what he did? You know what he did, >> Mr. You know what he did, >> Wow. >> HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID. >> I MEAN, WOW. Everyone good? I mean, it's like I don't know. >> The truth even when I lie. I tell the truth even when I lie. The thing is >> spilling the beans. I'm spilling the
beans. >> Spilling the beans. But you know what? >> I tell lies even when I tell the truth. >> Sweet pee was like she on my post about that post that I made, she did a laughing emojis and she shared it. And so I was like, "Okay, she has a sense of humor. That's cool." Then she summoned Beeta, Christine, and Sand Man. Oh, they're making fun of me.
And now she's bitching about, oh, he has no sense of humor. Okay. Well, who has no sense of humor? The one who like made that hilarious meme of of you or the one that is pretends to think it's funny and then calls your buddies. Oh, I can't take it. Oh my god, look. Come here.
Look what he did. Oh, who is the humor now, lady? Miss Sweet Pea. Miss 500 600 lb sweet pee. That's it. That's all I have to say. Question of humor. Wow. >> You said that you have an amazing Adam's apple. So, >> I do. I I swallowed actually a Smurf and
he's there. You can kind of see his face a little bit in there. Yeah. Hello. Hello. La. I don't know. It's an owl. It looks like an owl kind of. You see the owl's eyes in it? You see that kind of? >> Yeah. >> I mean, it's like what? I mean, Adam's Can I Was I Did I design myself to be born with this large Adam's apple? No. I
ate the forbidden fruit probably like 10 times and and I have a gigantic Adams apple. Leave me alone. >> So, you know what I've been drinking before I drank Medel Psych as I started drinking? Pacificico. >> Pacificico. Yeah, I like those. Mexican beers are awesome. What is I think Voodoo Ranger is American beer. It tastes like ass. But you know what? I'm gay. So, >> drunk as >> It does. It's like what percentage
alcohol? 9% alcohol. >> There we go. >> Wait, can I did I say gay? Drunk as What the mom? I don't know. I've been drinking a white cloth. I'm going to put another wing on the White Claw factory tonight. Oh. Oh, >> if you were an island with you, and just beat us. Psych, what would you do?
>> I would like I would like just put the island into two parts and she could have her colony. I'll have mine. She'll start giving birth to like different animals that she has sex with. And I'll just like I mean I don't know. I mean I mean Jesus. I mean that's like you know if men could have babies they wouldn't. You know have
you ever heard that saying? I just made it up. But if men could have babies they wouldn't. The abortion >> men could have babies they would have many. >> Imagine if they they push the if they push out their pee hole and that was the option. >> Oh god. >> No. a guy cannot even take like a half a
centimeter um kidney stone much less a 10 pound baby like I mean it's like guys would just like the birth would be illegal on for men you know at that point that's okay I mean it's like and men don't take p pain as well as women because women are like stronger in certain ways right they they're like because they have this love that can
bring a baby into the world men they're like oh we're we're fine we're fine without him But I don't know. Women I Women are the goddess. Really? They are. >> Hey, come on up Kate if you can. I love I love some uh some great feminine energy on the panel. You know yo Kate, they're all bitching
at beatas because I made this I made this like you know thing. I made a sweet pee I made a Sweet Pea meme. I'll show you the meme of Sweet Pea if you haven't seen it yet. This is Sweet Pea memes Kate because she made one of me. Women just and complain about everything. That's why men have high blood pressure. >> I have high blood pressure, you >> Well, you give me high blood pressure,
too, Squidward. I mean, it's like just just your presence gives me high. You liked it. Thank you. I mean, I I thought it was okay. I mean, I thought it was She made one of me saying donations and she just copied Alexandra with me like peeking through a window like like a monster and stuff. And so I was like, what? I was like, "What can I do to like cuz you know, but" and then she like
laughed at it, but now she's complaining on beatas that I'm like picking on her and stuff. Well, you know what? I'm on camera. You're not. I've been on camera thousands of hours, sweet pee. You've been on camera 0.0.0 from 0.0. She makes fun of me all the time. And they were all on top like on a good times panel today. It was Sweet
Pea, Beeta, Christine, and and um Sam Man. they they brought up and I was like well like four against one I three against one maybe I'll I'll like you know play with it but four against one that's just like you know it's just like a dog pile at this time so I just like goodbye oh he rage quit blah blah you know but good times good times have 40 people in his chat today he was kind of
like a little bit overwhelmed with it I don't and so I'm happy thing that is your your eyes are you're always getting like they have to gain I would like kind of like just I would just go oneonone or something like that. But no, they're happy to gig up on me and yell at me the whole I was
>> Are you in the bathroom, Squidward? Are you peeing? >> Yeah, I'm right here. What's up, Dad? >> What are you doing in the bathroom? >> I was taking a piss. >> Okay. Well, that's okay. I didn't hear it. I know. I know. I didn't one guy says so many like women and it's like I tell like women they can stand up to straight guys
and stuff they can say oh go you you and stuff one gay guy who they can't quite call at f a g without a little bit of guilt they have a problem I don't know hey cheers joker >> cheers open it up open it up >> let's do it Joker you're cool as >> I'll drink I'll chug it I'll chug it if you chug it let's chug it one two three
You know, >> you know what Kosaurus said? She says, "I'm taking everyone hostage >> when I'm just literally just speaking what I think." >> Okay. Well, you're harmless. I mean, you're on the you're in the Aldi army, right? You're part of >> I don't know. I don't know. Maya, you're congratulations on the best
show in the world. I know who Maya is. >> You're the Psyche Army now. Will Aldi or is Aldi gonna keep his own thing going? >> Yeah, keep his own thing because all he does is threaten people and then he thinks that >> I don't do that. I don't do that. I I like to make people laugh. That's what I >> Yeah, I like to make people laugh, too. like to do. Don't even even touch my family.
I'll kill all of you. >> Okay. Excuse me. >> Minecraft allegedly. But you defend me, Scoober. Would you defend me if someone's threatening me? What would you do? >> You never threaten me. you. You're really No. No. What if What if someone's threatening me and you're there to protect me? >> Shiny armor. That's his card. That's >> Help me out.
>> is a little I bet he abuses his children. >> He didn't want to show proof of what I said. He knows I'm right. >> Don't stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Okay. Pause. No. I No. No. That's That's like I don't want to I don't want No. Nothing. Nothing like that. Please.
Please. Please. Please. That's is sick. Stop it. He like never. Sam man's a fake Joker's account going back and forth to beat us trying to There's a fake Samman. Oh my god. I want I mean it's like what's going on there? Are you keeping track of Joker? You have you have your bonders open. >> Saman on a fake going back and forth to beat us. Really? >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Yeah. People were making a
fake account of me. >> I know. Okay. Well, Cringosaurus, I have clips of Cringosaurus. She's like, "Hey, Oh, you have you're choking on cum." And she was like screaming at me and I was like, "Who's this crazy bitch?" >> Psycho. >> Yeah, she's really And she said, "Everyone's a cannibal PDF." Like literally everyone like everyone like
every man is a cannibal PDF. >> My sister aborted two children. >> Okay. Okay. No, get out of here. Get out of here. Okay. Come back later. Stop it. >> I mean, Jesus. >> No, that's not that's not that's not appropriate conversation. Squidward. Squidward,
go hug Spongebob for a little bit. Okay. Go to Spongebob. Ask Spongebob for some help. No one said that. He He He's backstage for a while. Okay. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Not right. I know Joker, you remember, do you know Joker, have you seen the cult codeex
yet? You're on it, you know. >> You ever see that? >> Yeah. Okay. So, you know, Alexander Mayors did say this is going to be a website that I will be like Sam and B to actually run behind the scenes to to blackmail the community. That is not true. It is all my show. It's all, you know, I use some vibe coding to make this website. And let's look up Joker right now on the website. I'm going to
show you right here. So, Joker, this is pretty cool. Watch this. Okay, so this is the cult code C codeex. It's a website I've created and I'll pull it up right here. Okay, there it is. Cult of psyche. And if I type Joker, let's see what happens if I type Joker or Joker. Okay, let me see. If I type Joker, it will say I'm almost I'm almost done
uploading all my episodes to all almost 2,000. So Yok 500 500 results. Look at Lenor the Cat Joker. The unexpected nipple reveal. That was a great show. Unexpected male twerker steals the show. Wild reactions from the party. Panel chaos. Joker quits the game. Shocking last man standing gets to see the
butthole penalty. Classic cult of psyche. Joker and Christine's gun story. Then here you are Joker. It says male participant. And where did it what did it say right there? It said male participant uh who unexpectedly agreed to twerk and perform to the group. Okay. And so we Yeah. Why is my twerker?
>> Yeah. Did you see this? >> Oh, that was when I broke my hand. >> Yeah, we need some twerking. We need like a twerking. I don't want to twerk. Jamie Rose, do you feel like twerking? Can you twerk? >> Where' Joker go? Joker. Joker, can you twerk? Can someone twerk, please? >> I twerk. >> No. >> Let me see myself. >> I don't know how to twerk. Janet knows how to twerk.
>> Joker's going to do it. Joker. Joker's Joker's a man. He's know how he's going to do it >> screen, but you're doing it. >> You see the camera for it? >> Oh my god. He's taking out his pants. Okay. Oh my god. Yes, >> man. You want me to right now? >> Oh >> Do it right now. >> Thank you, Joker. Oh my god. He took
down his guys. Guys, that is a real man right there. That That is a real man. >> Yeah, >> that's awesome. That was that. See, guys, all you have to do is type Joker on my website. You can see his twerking. You can see all kinds of like like I have this all I have it all. Yeah, Joker. I like that. >> I was twerk. I was twerking exposed. >> Yeah,
>> he put his legs behind his head. He's even gayer than me. I twerk. I didn't >> I don't know if I've done anything this gay. I have to twerk just to like, you know, >> that's all I can do. >> That's all I can do. Just like >> you put your legs up by your ears and that would be >> Yeah. By your ears, though.
>> Whoa. >> I did it. I mean, it's like I can do it. Joker asked me. >> Joker asked me whatever you want. Joker. This guy. Hold on. Joker before I was anybody. I went to Benny's chat and stuff, but Joker was like also before he even asked, Joker was like, "You should
stream." I think Joker said, you know, he asked his chat to go to my chat and stuff. So So hey, this is Joker's my daddy also. He I call him I call him daddy. >> I really I don't really, but I I would if you asked me to. If you asked me to sell, >> hey, Cheers, guys. Cheers. Cheers, guys. We're just having fun.
>> Yeah. Here we go. Where is it? There we >> Focus. Come on. Beer. Beer. Beer. go. >> There we go.
Joker, you know, the other night you asked me to go live. I went live. You didn't come that night, but um you know, my friend, my my mod, Alexander McQueen, started timing people out. He was the managing mod. He started typing out mods in the chat. And then all of a sudden all these IP2 people came in and they're like, "Oh, we're in Netherlands and we
like ruined people's lives for sport and you and Alexander are docks. We're going to swap you tomorrow morning." And they were just like going off and off for like hours and it was like a standoff. Nothing bad happened, but it was crazy. And uh and I was like, "Where's Joker to protect me?" And you didn't you never showed up. But I don't know what that was about. It's like I And I was like,
"Well, I'm not even in IP." I was like if I was on the network I I like I know if they would like I like went against them and then they started going but I was like I'm not even on that network and they were like saying bad things but I don't know what happened. The difference is Joker is not married to a female and got kids. You're single no kids and by curious you said it yourself Joker. Uh oh.
>> Oh Clumy's mad cuz Clum stuck his legs behind his head and all I did was twerk. Yeah, Joker excuse >> clumsy clumsy. But but I but I'm actually in a speedo putting my legs behind my head in some videos and then it got now people have whole YouTube accounts where I have my legs behind my head in speedos. It's it's okay because
>> you scream with your legs behind your head the whole stream. >> I I I that would be too be too meta. I think it would just be too like you know too like expected. So I can't I can't do that. But I can do it. I mean it's like but IP2 cam IP cam it 11 1167. Well, I >> Have you ever done monkey app before? don't know. Like the app where you talk to people on
the thing? >> Yeah, but then if I do monkey app, then let's say then some some like 17-year-old will come on. They'll be like, "Oh, I thought you was talking to a 17year-old on monkey." So, I can't like put on on like stream, you know, because it's like I just be like >> Oh, yeah. I see what you're saying. accusing. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's like because people are just like crazy here. But, um Yeah. But there's like things like Monkey App and stuff like that. You're supposed to be 18 and over on those shows, you know.
Yeah. Carol's kid says, "No, do not do it." Yeah. It's just a kind of like a You know, people just It's like a kind of gotcha thing where people like all of a sudden like you you're not expecting someone that you know I I don't know. It's like kind of like Yeah, it's way too many minor. I agree. So Chris K I know we Well, we saw Chris Kay getting beat up by Manuel Lewis on excuse me on
the stream last night. He didn't have too much shame about it. Like he said it wasn't it wasn't the real Emanuel Lewis though. He said it was just another a different dwarf dwarf black guy. >> Oh, I gotta use the bathroom site. >> Okay, go ahead. Yeah. How are we doing, guys? Hey, we're here with Joker. Squidward's backstage. Squidward, you have to come on camera. You have to give
me a thumbs up saying you're not going to say the N word, threaten anybody, or say you're the devil again, and I'll let you back up. Otherwise, I'm just going to give you a little little time out just to cool down. Okay. I'm trying to Oh, okay. Hold on. He's saying he's gonna be okay. Yeah, he's giving me the thumbs up. Okay, there you go. Okay.
Yeah. Just don't do anything bad. Okay. >> I want to keep my show. Okay. You know, you know, I have enough trouble. I I I need my mind. >> I'm all right. >> You can speak your mind just like you can say different words about it. Like you can like, you know, put use code language. We >> You're okay. You're okay. I I like this
guy. >> Jony's here. >> Will come to life. It's all right. >> Okay. The truth will come. >> Right. Right. Exactly. Exactly. >> I know. Snooze Fest. I know it's not I know it's not, but it's like people still it becomes like the narrative and then it's like and then you it's like those kind of charges you really don't
want to like be arguing about and stuff like back and forth, right? It's like >> Yeah. Well, like what look up what they're saying. They're saying that I don't even have a Discord. >> Army, >> I don't have a Discord. >> Awesome. She's my awesome mod. She's one of my She's been here since the beginning of my show. >> All those Discord is full of like I
bet Cringe has a Discord. Oh. Oh, very surprising. Like, all right, I'll shut >> Well, but are you're not stalking her, up. right? I just make sure you're not there's no restraining. >> What the hell? I don't even know her. >> You don't even know? >> She's the one that came on Tommy James stream. I don't think her real name is on an island. I would >> Oh my goodness. Like you guys don't know
the >> I know. And it's like and and >> you guys just try to aggravate me. >> Joe Joe Shitley like that's kind of like not really what I want to discuss in my chat. It's just like it's like that's kind of it gets kind of like um just gross to me like like just like no no no no fast don't use that word. I mean it's like I don't I don't like >> motion. We got motion.
>> Oh, is that Joe Shitley? Joe Shitley, join the stream. Joe, you ass. >> It says Joe Shitley. >> Joe, join the stream. Joe Shitley. >> Yeah. If you're the real If you're the ginger Joe Shipley, you're welcome. If you're a fake Joe Shipley, >> go >> Yeah. If you're not the real Joe
Shipley, then you're not welcome. >> Cli is so miserable. All he does is like and complain. He's very negative. Hey guys, this is what I got today. I got $30 of bagels.
>> You can't really see it, but there we go. I got it for for 10 bucks on the If you have Einstein bagels around you, look for that. Look for that deal right now. There's like like I got 13 deluxe bagels. It would have been $30 or more with two cream cheeses that it was 10 bucks. Pretty good deal, right? I have food for the rest of the week probably.
But the I'll be eating bagels. But hey, I like bagels. >> Keep talking talking. Keep talking talking. Keep talking talking about squid. Weird squid n word. Keep talking. Keep talking. I got the glockie. That's in Minecraft. >> You don't have the glocky. You have a big wiener. Hey, do you know do you know
he does? He does. I don't know if he does, but do you know Sig got naked for me backstage last night or the night before? Sig. >> Yeah. He's first he me. >> Sig. >> Yeah. And he shook his wiener around and his wiener literally was like I was you know how wieners would usually go like this. His wiener was like this. Hold on my hand. It was like it was like like it looked like he was castrated or
something like that. But I don't know. It was really >> It was like it was like just a tiny little flip-flop or something was there. pants were down. I saw pubic hair and I saw like a hole. I I I don't know what I was looking at. It was like I thought it was Minnie Manson for a second, but Mini Manson has more class than Sig and Sig.
>> you're so Sig literally Sig clumsy put That's why his legs behind his head. >> Sig got naked and started flipping >> Yeah. around his junk. >> And me all I did was twerk. No, you give >> Yeah. me your nipples. out of 1167. >> Yeah. Can I see a nipple? Show me one nipple.
>> I know Jamatria. I know Gamatria. I know. >> I know too. My My My name is >> 222 always wins. 222 always wins. >> 726. >> Okay. V is talking about now. Well, let's have a look. >> My had no problem watching my chat today. Let's watch this chat and hear her talking about Joker. I want to
hear her talking about I'm going to put anything great for you guys, but all the enemies. Uh, I mean, I don't know. >> Where's Let's hear talking about Joker. >> Joker >> talking about me. Oh, look at his Joker's mustache is >>
the same thing. The that he puts her through. Now, mind you, we can all just be like, "This is all like for shits and giggles." But he goes low. Christine is a nurse. You know, to tell a nurse that you're actually doing the opposite of, you know, your job, which is saving lives, it's a it's a pretty you right now, by the way. SORRY. >> OH, YOU'RE WATCHING ME, YOU
You're watching me. >> You don't mind. Can you let him come up and join? Because now I'm by myself, which I'm down. Come up here. >> I'm here to hang out. Can I Can I call my boy? Can you come up here? >> She's a Spencer. She's spinning the wheel. She's spinning the wheel. It's
like she's trying to get you riled up. She's angry. So, what I did, chat, was I went into Ma's chat and I said, "Uh, beat us talking about psych. Bea's talking about psych." And then she started talking about psych.
So I just started saying that and she uh is saying she said Joker psych breaks promises. Promises. What is it? Promises. I got a dip in right now. If I spit it out, I can drink the rest of this beer.
Then I have one more beer. And I think if I drink one more beer, dude, I'm gonna like pass out, dude. I got one more to boy, dude. I got four. I drank three. So I don't ever ever drink beer. Like hardly ever. Like So one beer is
three pints. Three times three is nine. So I drink nine pints of beer.
Where's at? Where'd he go? Is he in here? Is he there? Is he What's going on chat? Bea talked about a AI pick. Yeah, Bea declared declawed her cats. Really? She declawed them? What's good with me? back. Good to see me back here. Thank you. Yeah,
sometimes I stream on here and I come join Psych. I've been cutting grass and raking leaves and blowing leaves and raking leaves and blowing leaves and putting leaves in bags doing lawn care and it's freaking sucks, dude. Loading trailers, unloading
trailers. I got a Johnboat. I got a boat now with a trolling motor and it goes like seven miles an hour. Seven seven miles an hour. Self $10. Joker, can you hold it down for a few? Yeah, I'll hold it down for a
moment. Let me do my I do my hand gestures like I'm the President Trump, dude. Well, I might as well spit this dip out and drink one more beer cuz it looks like Looks like Psych's not here.
So, we'll drink the rest of this beer. This is my third beer. This is the finishing of Medel.
I worked a long day today, dude. I work so hard, dude. I filled 35 bags. 35 of leaves. You know how terrible that
was? You know, give us some wisdom. I need your profound words. So like I don't want to be ambiguous.
I'll tell you something. So like back in history right when history was started, there was like Romans and Greeks and like that, dude. And there was like all these like villages and And the Romans, the
Romans, they went all over Europe. I need to drink another beer. Let me grab a beer. The Romans went all over Europe and they fought everyone and they took over. So like everyone is a Roman
if you think about it. Like everyone is a Roman. Like we're all Roman. No, let me uh let me go grab another beer. Be a coerc Aaron Carter
was crying pretty good. A stock pick. Poor guy. Thinks he's thinks he has friends here. Who who who is uh who thinks that they have friends? Psych is my friend. I I you know when Psych Awakens was like figuring out about like streaming and stuff, you know who the
first person was to tell him to start a channel? It was me. I said, "Sych, you just start a podcast channel." Because I used to do these on my channel and, you know, they would do relatively well and stuff. It's just the drama, the gossip, and all that got kind of overwhelming for me. And I realized, you know, I'm better off just like doing
what I do. I'm better off cutting grass and living like a like a normal life. Yeah. So, I was like, "Sy, you should start a podcast channel and you should do the podcast." And he did. And now you see where it's gone. He's got 3,000 subscribers. He has more subscribers than Beeta. Beta just bought her stream.
So, or someone bought it. So, Psych is actually real. He has a real 25 years. He doesn't have 100 fake viewers and 13 real be viewers. No, if you go click the participants like I'm clicking right now. Click the participants and beat his chat. She has
one two three four five six seven eight, nine, 10. She has 10 real people in her chat and she has a 100 bots. You go into Sykes chat, he has what, 30 viewers? 30 real viewers. 30
participants in the stream. So psych is actually a real or genuine authentic that the right word authentic. Authentication. He is authentified. I'm holding it down for Psych while he
does whatever he does. Maybe he's taking a Maybe he's Maybe he's like in the bathtub right now. Where is Psych Awakens? Is he in the bathtub? Is he taking Does he have his legs behind his head? Is he inserting something into his uh wink wink? Uh authentication. Yeah, he is the
authentication of the stream. Dude, I've drinking three tall boys, dude. I don't ever drink, dude. Like, let's be real, dude. Let me finish this. Hey, Joker. It's just a bunch of a bunch of over they're like trying to like say, "Oh,
well, you know, I'm being insulting." I was just It was all jokes and stuff. It was a cartoon. She makes actual pictures of me looking at like I'm like Cyrax and Cyrax is like the worst person in the world in my opinion. Like he's >> Yeah, dude. Cyrax went viral for some dumb >> Yeah, he's terrible. And it's like I tried to go over there, be nice, and you know, Beeta was actually cool to me, but like that sweet pea is like just like
she lies. And she says that she didn't post like a picture of me like at a window salivating for donations and like that at like before I made the like little cartoon of her at 300 at 300 lb or 4 600 lb or whatever. And it's like and then she's telling me to go get some mental health like she's a psychiatrist. Sweetie, I want to see your degree. We can we can diagnose me with mental
health conditions. Okay. when you obviously mental. Hey, we have a gu we have a guest here. Let's welcome Kate to the show. >> Psyche. What's going on? >> It's crazy. It's crazy. I was try I tried to like, you know, play nice today. I apologize. I was speaking in a calm voice to them. They all gained up on me. It's all my fault. They never did anything wrong. Okay. Yeah. It's just like
>> as usual, it's always a panel of four, five, six of them on you. >> Yeah. It was Christine, Saman, Sweet Pea, and Beeta on >> and this is all over the sweet pea post >> at Good No, this is before that. This is on Good Time's panel today earlier on Good Time's panel. Right now, the Beta did BEA was fair. Bea even left the
panel. She left Sweet Pea Ghost and I up there and but Sweet Pea is like, "Well, you're making AI images of people too of stuff." And it's like nothing was as insulting when I made of Sweet Pea today, actually. But that wasn't even supposed to be in bad humor. It was supposed to be, you know, because she made this thing of me at the window
salivating saying donations or, you know, and so but she laughed at it in my post and so I thought, okay, she has a maybe she has a okay sense of humor, but then she about it and it's like I'm doing something wrong and it's like I'm just >> Yeah, I saw the comment. I saw her laugh, but now it's >> laugh and then but then she went to her page and she's like Christine at
Christine at Saman at beta look what he's doing an hour if you apologize to me and stuff and of course Christine's like oh my god you're go get psyche it's like why is it I mean it's like we can't just have a laugh we can't just like take it into good humor she pretends to but then it's like she's offended right I don't know >> but she makes fun of you all the time
>> all the time she the whole channel based on me balding. Like I look like Cyrax with like except for the sores on the head. >> You do not look like Cyrax, dude. Not even. >> I don't think I do. But it's like she had she basically my with my exact image. I did a cartoonized to make it like a little bit general, you know, a little bit less hurtful than it was
maybe should be. Like I I don't know. I'm not bald. And then she posts a picture of me saying, "Oh, here's this bald spot." She post literally that's my bald spot right there. Like literally that's my that's it. I mean it's like not that big of a bald spot. I Hey, cheers guys. Kate, you know you're awesome. Thanks for coming on the show. I mean it's like I mean but it's like it's just like they're screaming at me
so mad at me and stuff and it's like like they did nothing ever to me. Like like it's like it's like nothing not one bit of responsibility like nothing like okay well we gave it to you. You give it to everyone's wrong both sides. is always I'm 100% wrong and that just pisses me off a little bit.
>> I just cracked my last beer open psych. >> Joker, hey, you know, I'm I'm really I'm really happy right now because I got like really good people around me. Like really good people around me and it's like and they tell me sometimes, hey, don't go you don't you don't need to go dirty. Don't go far. I try not to. I try to make it like I'll try to make it
least a cartoon. I'll try to make it even the Alexandre I posted this of Alexandre before after she did these horrible things of me. I mean I made a kind of a kind I mean I I didn't make her look ugly or anything. I just like kind of kind of made it like true you know how she calls a friend first and a
human trafficker the next like with a probably a hundred people right but I I didn't make her look horrible >> you know I mean but that's what she does. I mean, that's her just her MO and stuff like that. And it's like then she does the other day cuz I had clumsy on the show. Oh, the cartels and and psyches is doing now spells for the Mexican cartels and stuff like that. And yeah, you didn't see that? Like look at
her latest her latest live is like cartels and and demon worshippers and it's all about me and how I'm doing I'm spells for the Mexican cartels now, but I'm not a good I'm not a good >> clums clumsies in the Mexican cartel. >> Well, that's what I mean. That's what that's what she came up with. We have Canada to drive to here right now. >> He's not a cartel, dude. Clumsy is like
>> damn. He's not that, dude. >> Yeah, literally it's literally called um Mexican cartels and and uh demon worshippers about how like, you know, I talk about Lilith in like the astrological sense, but oh, Lilith, you know, I mean, it's just so crazy. And it >> What up, Vinnie?
What up, Canada Dry? Are you there? Oh yeah, one sec. Sorry, I'm on my panel. I'm on your panel. Oh my god. >> I'm just really trying to figure it all out up here, buddy. >> Oh, me too. Me, too. Hold. I got to go to my door real quick. >> Dude, I don't drink Canada D. I drink ginger ale from uh Schweps. Anyways, uh
Kate, how are you doing? >> Peach keen jelly bean. >> I was going to reream. >> Is that an AI picture of you? Yeah, it's a cartoon. >> How does it all work? Do you really look like that? >> Um, I look like >> Oh my god. >> I mean, on a good day. >> This is what
>> I want. I want to thank so much. >> I just got this beautiful bag at my door. Hold on. >> Streaming live from dry on ice. How do I do the background again? Hey. Hey. Hold on. I'll take it my background real quick. I want to thank >> This is a beautiful bag I got at my door. There we go.
>> Who bought your McDonald's? >> Door Dash. >> What up, Vinnie? My guy. >> Vinnie pots and pans. How you doing? Nice to see you. >> Psyche wakens turret. Nice to see you, buddy. >> Yo, is that >> you want to see tricks drinking cream? You like cream?
>> Do you like cream? Joker >> like cream. >> No, I'm his 195 pound crush. >> Damn, Joker's looking good these days. He's putting on a little weight. He's eating healthy, >> smoking less crap. >> Get really skinny again. I'm going to get really really skinny again. Like like 95 lbs skinny. And then you're going to be like, "Wow." >> Here you go, babe.
>> Now, a little. You want that? Here. Here. A little >> No, he's healthy. He's healthy. >> We got cake. was he said he was a little heavier last year >> looking like an AI. >> I think Joker looks great. I think you I think you all look like like like rock stars personally. Hey Trixs here. Don't bother your mom. >> I think you look like rock stars even though I can't see you.
>> It's okay. Here. Here. Look at this. Is tricks. You can't see me. That's tricks. >> Oh, I can see you. Yeah. Like look at the kitty. Look at it's eating like >> candy. >> You like the cream? >> So psych. I got two cats. They're feral. You do. >> They sleep outside, they eat outside, they come back whenever they want and they come back and occasionally I get to
say what's up to them and they like are cuddled up. But like they're mainly purpose because I live in the country deep in the south. So their purpose is to kill snakes. And >> I'm rereaming these guys. >> Anybody can I really never mind if people never gonna copyright strike anybody like I I'm not like petty and stuff like here we go. Oh, you like
that? Oh, she loves this. >> My cats are serial hunters. >> What do they bring to your door? I Jamie said her cats or she knows somebody their cats bring gophers to the like dead gophers. One one time there's a dead squirrel in my house, but then no head. That was the worst.
>> Yeah, we have squirrels and we have uh we have uh what do they call it again? That cuz I live by the lake. Yeah, these cats. Hey. Hey. Giant wolf rat psych. You ever seen a wolf rat before? >> What? Hey, you know what? Have you heard of a a a um a star-nosed
mole rat? Have you heard of that? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. That they have literally like an octopus on their face. Like I'll have to show you a picture of it. I'll find it >> I want to see it, dude. It looks when freaking >> This is a starnose mole rat. Uh I watched a little documentary about them before. You never seen anything like
this in your life? Like this is What is nature up to? So star knows. >> Is that Paige? Can you tell Paige to join the stream? Paige. >> Paige, can you come and say hi to to Joker and to Kate and um Oh, yeah. So, but look at this Look at this >> Like, we need to interview Kate. We haven't interviewed her yet. >> Let's interview Kate. But I want to show
you this more. >> Interview me about what? So, how did you find Psych Awaken Stream? >> Kate wasn't the biggest fan of me at first, I don't think. But look at this. Look at this animal. LOOK AT THAT. >> OH, IT HAS IT does have a octopus on its face. Oh, wait. >> Literally, that is It has an octopus on
it. Look at that. That is some It's called a star rat. They're totally blind. >> They have this star on the Yeah, that's what they look like. >> No comprehend, amigo. That looks like a freaking octopusy. what their face looks like right there. See on the left like right here where the >> is some >> wild. >> That is wild. You never see like
this. I mean it's like >> that is genetic mutation. Yes. >> I don't know what's going on there. Hey Py, you're not going to join her. She's eating. So maybe she'll be on later. But um >> What is she eating? Is she eating? What is she eating? What is she putting in >> Well, I don't know. But I'm eating some her? McDonald's right now. Let me Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. What is this? The nuggets >> I got. Oh, this is my f. I love these
fries. >> You got fries. You're Irish. You like potatoes. >> Do you believe in magic, guys? I believe in magic. >> He's Irish. >> I haven't had a McDonald's fry in months. >> They're so I mean, they're so good. >> Psych was once an indentured servant in the South. >> Mhm.
I always say ma'am and sir you know what you know Bronber said the other beat up he said you are mean to miss bea and miss sweet pee I miss bea miss sweet pee that sounds like a slave you're racist now
you just said miss bea and miss sweepy I mean you sound like a house I don't want to say the n word Okay. >> So, Kate, have you been drinking tonight? Me and >> Psych. >> I I have like a beer and a half left. I've been drinking kind of fast. Fries and milkshake are the best. Oh my gosh. I'm having the best McDonald's.
I want to like >> You live off McDonald's, man. >> McDonald's here. I give him a kiss on the mouth. I would. >> He's weird. >> He wears lipstick. >> Me. He wears a red afro wig. No. No. Ronald McDonald. >> Oh yeah. He >> If you would, I would give you a kiss on the lips, too. >> I don't wear lipstick, dude.
>> You wouldn't wear one time. There was a girl, right? There was a one time where I was passed out and there was this chick that stayed at my house and she was doing my eyebrows and I fell asleep in the middle of her like doing my eyebrows and she put lipstick on me and then made out of me. One time I was on
like I went to Benny's chat and he had like full eye makeup on and like and I was like yeah everyone was like Benny you have eye makeup on and he's like well I went to this girl's house and then she like put full makeup on me. He had already wiped off the lipstick and everything else but he still the eye makeup on. And
he's he's a beautiful guy you know you know he is hopefully he goes by soon. >> I don't have a unibrow. You are. >> No. >> You know, do you know Joker, Kate? Have you met him before? >> I don't think I've ever talked to him. No. >> Yeah. Joker. So like Joker was like >> before I streamed first. Like I I was at >> I love him
Benny's chat and I saw Joker and Benny's Benny was riding his jerk bike one night out in the field and just going through this forest. I saw Joker and Joker had a channel. I started going to jokers. That's where I met a lot of people actually. I met Clumsy, Nick Johnson. I met Beeta there. I met um you know like a lot of people there. Um and Joker was
really encouraging for me. I think he got kind of sick of me sometimes because I would like kept hitting on him and he's like who's this like weird guy? Yeah, he was hitting on me. But, you know, over time it boosted my confidence because I was like, you know, if if people who are, you know, who are not straight are interested in my looks, then that boosted my he boosted my
confidence a lot. And I, you know, it actually helped me. >> I think he's a cute guy, but, you know, I'm not going to hit on him too much because >> now he's dating Clumsy Clumsy Bean Gang. >> Oh, that's right. I saw the video. >> Clumsy put his legs.
>> That is out of context. That is so out of context. So out of context. No, dude. Clumsy. That is so out of context. Clumsy was putting his legs behind his head willingly. >> I did that before. I mean, but nobody came. Like everybody I start I'm subscribing after that gay love
triangle. Well, >> shout out to Psych for bringing Joker out of the closet. Whoa. Whoa. You go >> and I went to Brokeback Mountain one year. It was the best year of my life. We went to the mountain together. We We had to stay in the safe sleeping bag just to stay warm. And the last night something might have happened.
>> It was great. >> Never forget that. Never forget that >> Where's your beer at? You got to chug. joke. >> Still have it. Cheers. Still got it. It's strong. >> Yeah. This is some And I I already drink I drink. This is a brand new harder lemonade. They have this pink lemonade. Harder lemonade. That's a new flavor. The pink lemonade >> gives me heartburn. >> Dude, one cup. Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Me clumsy psych. >> Clumsy. Clumsy. Can you bring the cup? Clumsy. Bring the cup in the camera and I'll do it. I'll do it. Okay. I'm just kidding. Oh, >> you said uh hot boy. Hatboy. Can I'm hat boy. Okay. Can you grow a full beard or just a patchy
bail? >> I think Joker was saying he just got armpit hair last year though, right? Or >> I started growing chest hair last year. chest hair. >> Okay. Chest hair. Okay. >> I'm 26. How old are you? >> Oh, >> yeah. >> You're older than I thought. >> Yeah.
Well, if I I I've been shaving the sides of my face, but I I actually am starting to grow beard. >> I am starting to grow a beard. So, whoever is asking me about beard. Yes. >> Psyche. Just leaving. Damn. >> It's okay. Can you give us a interview? How are you?
>> I'm great. I'm just chilling. I just came up to get the scoop on what he was spuring about today. >> Spurging? Do you consider psychos? >> He was he he was he was going off a little bit and I didn't know what was going on. I figured it was
>> you yourself more of a Psych Awakens viewer or Psych Awakens hater. >> I'm a viewer. >> You're a viewer. >> I'm not a hater. >> You're not a hater. >> I try to give psyche good advice. >> You do? What is your advice to psych awakens?
ignore these old bitties. >> Bitties call these slaves. >> Yeah, >> I'm gonna start calling them bitties, too. Then >> goodies. >> I just don't I don't like how they all gang up on him and it takes 16 of them to go at psyche. >> Well, that's cuz he's got that
sass. >> He does have sass. Sass and ass. Excuse me. So, if you were a guy and you were to meet Psycho Awakens, what would you do? >> What would I do if I was a guy and met him? Am I a gay guy? >> You're whatever guy you want to be. >> I don't know.
>> I don't I don't I don't want to be a guy. I don't want >> Why don't you be a gay guy? >> I don't want a penis. >> I could be a gay Because then you be gay. Whoa. >> I'm gonna drink some coffee now. >> Pacing myself.
>> I'm not I'm not a fan of females. >> I don't play well. >> I'd be a lesbian if it wasn't for like other females are such and stuff like like some people have said that to me. Not to be >> I'm not a fan of them. I just liked their uh kitty. Wink wink. Anyways, we can show him >> gonna be a guy. Kate, let's see where
this goes. Yeah. Okay. So, you're So, Kate, you have a penis and then Jo and I are sitting in the the tent and broke my bount. You need to >> Oh my god. >> of beans. >> What's What's gonna What happened next? >> I And I need what? >> A can of beans. >> Yeah. Oh, we have a ghost back here. Oh,
and Ghost wants to do >> Oh. Oh, great. Baby boy. We're dipping right now. Look at me. I'm piping. >> We have psych. Yo, psych. >> Yes. >> All right. you. >> I'm sorry I left you there, but
>> my bad. My bad. My bad. I forgot. >> I'm done. >> Are you mad at me? Ghost. Ghost. What's wrong? >> I'm chilling right now. Hey, I hope everyone has a >> Look at his name. Would I not be mad at you? Squid. I see squid n. >> I don't see squid. N word. I just see >> All right. Well, shut the up then. squid. All right, that's cool. >> I just But do you see something else? I
see squid. >> Nobody. >> defend you against all these panels. >> You're cool. Stay out of the cave. >> No, you're the I have to defend you. >> Am I a vol or inso? What is a vol? What is incel? Voluntary. >> We always win.
>> Voluntarily celibate or involuntary celibate. >> I'm voluntary celibate. >> Straight up. Everybody up here is >> imagine taking advice. >> Wow. >> You sound like a You should be back. >> Joker. Make some jokes. Maybe he's too much stupid. Maybe you
should make some jokes. You don't know what the going on. Who's wrong? Dumpty should probably fall off a wall. >> Ghost, what's wrong? Stop. Stop. >> What's wrong? >> No, I got to defend your dumb ass. That's the problem, you dumbass. I got to defend friend. >> Those are never going to come around to
my my side of the story, right? They're never come around to our side. >> Want to come over? You're the >> We ride the short bus. We ride the >> Shut the up. Are you talking the short right now? >> Shut up. He's eating fries. Shut up.
>> You're eating Don Fry. >> Suck my soy. >> Do you believe in magic? Only >> the Joker. He's the only one that has actual common sense. >> So, if you were if you were talking
I'll leave you Joker. >> Ghost, I have a question for you, right? >> Yeah. Go ahead, bro. >> He sounds offended. >> Um, if you stop talking, can we talk if you don't mind? >> Okay, Ghost, if you were on an island with Kate, what would happen? uh the humanity would cease to exist.
>> Exactly what happened. So like that's part of why >> the world don't talk to me. Don't talk for me. Plankton you >> Why are you so angry? >> You asked me a question. My real ass question that humanity would cease to exist. So if you're an island
then aren't you a man? >> I can repeat it. >> Don't you have balls, dude? Like you can't show your face. >> Kama the camera. Show your face. Don't you love
>> your peaches or what? >> It'd be like Egyptian all over like it's not Egypt It's not like West Virginia. It's not like a hippy Alabama type No, we're not going to our own cousins. You Muslim pieces of If that happened, we'd be You
Muslim pieces of I know you >> can do that here. >> So K. K, let's get back to the conversation. >> Well, she likes to >> K, if you were a man and you met Psych, >> what would happen? And what if you're like ny
>> Joe ghost whole >> look what he just said he's projecting that's a pedophile right there >> you ever talk about that again ban him ban him >> ban that we don't around with that >> can I get a WTF can I get a WTF in the chat >> that's a WTF ghost no >> WTF in the chat
>> anyone that mentions kids don't mention kids you guys are pretty on the week you guys that's why I'm so angry You guys, >> you are >> 100 WTFs. Everybody type WTF for for >> We won. >> You guys are here. You guys are watching us. You guys are watching us. >> So, K, if you're on an island with
Psycho Awakens and you >> quiet now, >> what would happen? >> Nothing. cat on an island together and what would you guys hold hands or >> I don't know. I don't I don't have gay thoughts because I'm not a man and I'm
not I don't know. This is really weird. What a weird Can you ask yourself >> like I just want to know like if you were like on like an island >> and if I was on an island >> we probably like try to go >> find some reefer somewhere on that island and then we'd just get up and
hang out >> like some weed. >> No weed some reefer together. >> Yeah, >> I'm helping >> smoking reapfers. Imagine smoking reapers with Who the hell is Kate? >> So like let's say that you're a guy and he's a guy and you guys are >> Is that an AI? >> And there's like one TP tent, you know,
>> that's AI. like >> We'd snuggle. There isn't much AI. She's not even a real person. She's AI. >> Yeah, that's an AI. >> We're being with by AI bots. This is kind of funny. Wait, so you're you're AI? Hey,
>> look at her picture. That's AI. >> My picture is AI. >> I didn't think that was AI. I thought that was like a car >> here. How about this one? >> Oh, that looks like VA. >> That's AI. >> At this point, everything is fake. E, >> that's beta.
>> That's why she doesn't count up. >> That is not beta. That is someone else. >> What is that? >> What other ones do I have? >> Looks like me. >> You guys are hilarious. >> They said that I'm not an inel. I'm a straight virgin. I'm not a virgin and I'm not an incel. I
am a vol. Me neither. I'm a Volo. >> Same. Why are >> you guys like so obsessed with like men? Like, oh, you're virgins. At least we don't have STDs like you women. >> Yeah. At least we don't have >> You guys are disgusting. Some of you like you guys are like smell like fishy and ew. >> Yeah, like you.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I haven't had sex in eight years, so I win. >> Oh, you're an incel. >> I'm a fan. I'm a voluntary. >> I It's by choice. >> Me, too. >> Cuz I don't want to get AIDS by like disgusting, you know, like >> Yeah, exactly. Dude, nobody wants to get AIDS. >> I don't want to get pregnant.
>> Go, you went a little bit, you went a little bit too wild there, you know? It's like, don't you can't say that kind of thing. Yeah, it's kind of like weird. Don't say that kind of thing on my show, please. >> I didn't even hear what he said. I mean, it's like not not it's just it's like offensive and not worth repeating it. It's like but it was like just not appropriate and I love you ghost and I
know I love you ghost but it's like don't say like that please. >> I still got a whole beer. >> I still got a whole beer and I have like this half of a beer and Lenor, do you want to say hi? Lenor, come here. >> It's time for you to chug. It's time for you to chug. Okay, let's take the rest.
Everyone's quiet. Go go go go go. There it goes. Dip in. I got to split my dip out. >> Hey, do you want to say hi to Lenor wants to say hi to you guys? >> Lor, >> what's wrong with Dip? Is Dip not Is Dip too manly for you? >> You're looking at You're looking at
everybody. Lenor. Lenor, >> somebody said that uh that you're a hating men and that you're misogyn misogynistiki. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The Who do you mean? Fishy bro, reach harder. Be his revenge. I mean, beat his revenge. I'm so scared. What? >> Oh, thanks, Newsb.
>> I went on her show trying to be nice and she No, she was she was not bad to me on her show, but it was like that. Sweet pee is just like a I don't want to say the C word, but that's the only word that comes to mind when I think of Sweet Pea. So, I'm sorry, but it's like >> I don't know her well, so I should reserve judgment. >> Yeah. I mean, she's just like on Bea's channel 247 and she's like, "Oh, and she
her whole channel. She has a channel. It's all shorts of me." And then she like does like, you know, some of it's funny, some of it's me. >> Hey, baby. >> Hi, Kitty. >> That's Miss Oh, Lenor. No porn bombing. Oh my god. sit down, Lenor.
>> You lady, sit down on my lap. >> Oh, nice kitty. Look at her eyes. >> Sweetheart, >> so Kate, if you were on an island. >> Oh my god. Here we go, guys. >> Are we interrogating these women now? >> No, I just want to interview. >> I just want to interview. It's interview. It's not interrogation. It's
interview. >> You like chicken nuggets, Lenor? Here. You want a chicken nugget? Here, have that one. >> I want a chicken nugget. >> Okay. Here, Scooter. Open your mouth. Close your eyes. You'll get a big surprise. >> That chicken nugget does look good right now. >> It does. >> Oh, he's eating it. He's eating it. He's
eating your chicken nuggets. >> I know he did. He sw my chicken nuggets all day. >> Yeah. Eat it up. >> Swallow it. Swallow it. She uh oh my gosh, >> I made a sweet pea impression the other day, Psyche on my live and she came out of the bushes and showed up in my chat.
She's never been in my chat before. She actually has me blocked which is crazy. I I've never said anything to her. >> The first amendment. The first amendment. You know that people that block people is because they're offended. >> She showed up in my chat right after I made an impression of her. She was like, I can't help my voice. I know you can't
>> Tik Tok and I noticed that like on Tik Tok if you say anything against the people that stream on Tik Tok, >> they're literally like immature people that can't have accountability for their actions. >> If you light a cigarette on Tik Tok, immediately it will say adults only on the stream. I'm drinking the coffee. >> Exactly.
>> Yeah. It's crazy how their AI is their AI is so on point like about like you light a cigarette 18 or over stream. if you do anything anything on TikTok. So, you have to be careful there. Like YouTube is actually pretty liberal compared to like I had like you know Chris K saying he wanted to handle sex from me and the N word 100 times and
said f a g 100 times and I was f my my channel's not even age restricted. I mean it's like I mean it's it's crazy. It's crazy. >> That's crazy. >> And then they think I'm gay when I only like I'm basically like a virgin. I'm clean. I don't have nothing. You're not gay, but you would let me s your D, right? >> Damn. >> I don't know. I mean, yeah. All right.
Cool. >> Okay. Okay. Cool. >> Yeah.
He said, "All right, >> anything for psyche." Anything for psyche. >> I'm a celebrity. I'm a celebrity. Oh, boy. V. Oh, boy. Wait. I'm sorry that I went too far. >> He boosted my confidence. This is for entertainment purposes only. >> Entertainment purposes only. This is for a laugh. You know what, guys? If I made you smile tonight, that's all I wanted to do. It wasn't It wasn't make anybody
offended or anything. >> You're magnetic. >> Come here, boy. >> Yeah. Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at >> Come here. >> I'll never be mad at me. >> You know what? He's a He's a teddy bear. I get cold sometimes. I get cold some. The chicken wrap. Yeah. I get cold sometimes and I want to like hug. I look like a >> red scorpion.
>> Yeah, he's a scorpion. But then I I have my >> scorpion is the most venomous scorpion on earth. >> No. Yes. My little teddy be squids hugging me. >> Yeah. >> So there's someone in the chat named ice awks
in a black dress. Was that person? >> Yes. So, you say that uh you say that he's all about he doesn't like fish. He's all about that sausage in his mouth. Are you referring to >> What the hell? >> I don't know. Let's have a brunch. We can have a brunch with fish and sausage and and other delicacies, >> right?
>> I want to go fishing. >> Let's Let's go. Can we all go on a canoe? >> We're just going to go fishing. Like, >> okay. They said, "Would you rather be a guy with a girl's voice or a girl with a guy's voice?" >> What if I said it like this? I said it like this. No more. >> Hello. >> Hi.
>> We're going to catch Pisces fish. >> I'd rather be if I can pick one. I'd rather be a a guy at least. >> I'm a female fish bait. You know, everyone has a A koiish. A koiish. >> You want to be a koiish? I want to be like I don't want to be a cat. I want to
be like a dolphin. I want to be a dolphin. >> Not dolphin. >> Pack here. Hold on. I I have to figure it out. >> By the way, it's LCW in a black dress. >> Is that Is that Is that Will? >> LCW. That's That's their name is LCW. That's
>> okay. LCW. >> Wait. First, first we have to hear this. >> I'm a honey badger. >> Oh my gosh. Not another honey bad. >> I wish I could act as a little honey or a wolverine. >> That was beat laugh. >> Yeah, laugh. >> Are you here? Bea >> dolphin.
>> What the hell? >> She's in the chat. >> Got called out. I got called out. >> It's okay. It's okay. I don't care if they're really dolphins or not. I know they're smarter than us and they're they're probably putting up fake YouTube channels making fun of me. As long as I hear that laugh and then I smile. >> Say that laugh one more time. Psych.
>> Of course you can. Joker. Um, VA, are you here? VA, can we hear your voice?
>> She's here. That sounds exactly like me, dude. >> Like, >> but it's okay. And we I I love >> squirrel on electric getting electrocuted on a power line. >> Mad. I did post something like the other night. Everyone got so mad. Well, not everyone, but some people laughed, some
people didn't. I mean, I don't know if you see this clip. Um, and it's not to be offensive to anybody, but I don't and I don't know where this happened. And it is on like a adult website and stuff. Hold on. Hold on one second. I got it. Hold on. Yeah, it is an adult website. I don't know what happened here. And this is
this is like the, you know, if you go to Hawaii sometimes, you go, you'll go on these cruises, right? I got I got it right. Okay. I don't I don't know what I don't know what happened here, but but this is the clip I played the other night. Um, let
me see. Here we go. And this is the clip right here. I'm going to pull it up. >> Playing the clip. >> Where is it? Right here. I'm playing the clip. Here it is. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> IS THAT
IS that >> Oh my god.
>> Is that >> I'm as Amber as em. >> Yeah, it's video. >> Oh my god.
Oh my god.
>> What the >> That sounds like Amber. >> Oh my god. I mean, that's a different way that I saw. I think they train people to like get by whales at that resort. I mean, I saw another one of the same thing. I think they trained them to like the dolphins and go moving home to a woman. I don't know what's going on
there. I'm really confused now because it was a different woman beforeused. >> What's going on? What is going on? I don't know. I just I don't know. I'm I'm so sorry. >> It's like It's like How long have you been confused? >> All my life. All my entire life. >> You guys, who likes Phantom of the
Opera? Do you guys like the Phantom of the Opera? >> No. So, it's Psych. Can I Can I tell you something? Someone in the chat. >> I want to hear Tell me tell me straight. Just tell me. >> They said that I'm a virgin. Psych. And I'm not a virgin. >> Joker has had sex. Joker's 26 years old. He's not like a spring chicken. He looks like a little bit like one, but he's not. He He had a woman before or a
couple. How many women have you had Joker? >> Hello. How's it going, guys? >> A lot. >> What was that? What was that? That was weird. >> That was you, Squidward. When you >> What video was that? That was so weird. >> Outfit and you you hump me. >> Wait. >> So, you said that you said that you would do anything for Psych. >> I'll be right back.
>> So, >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, whatever. >> Oh, damn. Where's he going? >> He do whatever he wants. What if he wanted you to be on the bottom bunk and you and him on the >> I'm always on the I'm always on the I'm always on the top bunk. >> You want to be on the bottom bunk. >> I'm always on the top bunk.
>> That doesn't even make sense. What are you saying? >> No, I'm just saying like bunk. It doesn't make sense. It's like an oxymoron. Like in jail like everyone wants the bottom bunk but nobody wants the top bunk. What if you were on the top bunk and he was on the bottom? >> That makes no sense cuz the bottom bunk like you could just like sit down and then on the top it sucks cuz like you
got to like climb up and then like if you want to take a piss or a you got to like like I got to make noise now and then the guy's sleeping like oh I can't take a piss. So that's why the bottom bunk is better. >> Do you have any beer? Yeah,
>> I got Medela. What are you drinking? >> Cheers. Why are they like do that? >> So, Kate, can you tell us about yourself? Tell us a story. >> Tell you a story. >> Tell us. >> How did I find? >> One day I went to the smoke shop
>> like I think it was three days ago, four days ago. I think it was a Friday. I went to go buy 70 by these Indians and I think they're actually like Indian mafia. So like I like called them panchchot and then cuz they were like saying something in Indian that I didn't understand like oh look at this guy and
or some And then he chased me out of the store with a like a big ass club. I said, "Bro, I have a gun in my car. Like come come to me, dude. This is self-defense. Like get away from me." >> Damn. >> I didn't steal from the store or some >> in Minecraft. >> In Minecraft.
>> Minecraft. >> That's the story. >> Like, get the away from me, my >> Okay, let's hear Kate story. Kate, can you tell us the story about how you found this channel? >> How I found this channel? >> I don't know. beat her in this showed up one day. I no I met Kate and it's like I was in her Discord all of a sudden and then
like >> I don't think she liked me very much at first but I think >> I think we grown on each other but >> at first she was like I was I am annoying at first like she was like who's this guy thinking that he uh >> that I'm right >> well I'm awful protective over my Discord. Yeah.
>> Well, I was now I don't give a >> You know, Discord is crazy. I don't have a Discord. That's That's how you know I'm a real n-word. >> You're not You're not in You're not in Sigs or or who else? >> You're not I don't have Discord. >> You're not in Aldi army. >> I don't have Discord. >> You're
site. It's on the drug site. >> I don't rock with Discord. my piano the other day. He >> be investigating anyway. I mean like there's a honey. >> Three, two, one go. >> Boom. >> Go, go, go, go, go. >> You're drinking an IPA. That's really strong.
>> Go slow a little bit. >> Hey guys, I will throw up. >> We're having an awesome chat. Like I don't care if I have 24 people in chat or 100 people in chat because I just have good people here. So anyone wants to come up and talk to Kate, Joker, and um Squid, you're all welcome up here. You know, we're we're friendly. We don't bite. The dolphin bites,
>> but the I only release the dolphin if it if everyone gets misbehaved. >> Every dog has its day. >> Yeah. And squid, can I come cuddle with you right now? I'm getting a little bit drunk. Can I come cuddle with you? Hello. >> Hello. Squidward. >> Awesome. Oh, Squid, can you smile and say yes?
>> Hi. >> Okay. Hi. Okay, I'm gonna >> Every dog has it. >> Oh, come on. Come on, Big Daddy. Come on. Come on. Let me hug you. >> I am so drunk. >> Let me hug. I need a hug. >> I'm so drunk. I'm about to take off all my clothes. >> Let's go. It's thing that is again. Thing that is is now John thing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, you know, I made a
video tonight. I don't know if you guys hate my videos or whatever, but I'll just play the video just to change the mood. This is like called It's called Architecture of the Samir 2.0. It's not against anybody except, you know, they'll know who it's about, whoever it is. Oh, I just Okay. Yeah, this is a But see if you like this one.
I think this is a good one, actually. I think you'll enjoy this. Watch this real quick. Real quick. It's only a few minutes long. Here we go. Do I have it? I think I have it. Oh no, that's long. Oh my god, that's the wrong video. I'm
so sorry. That was KZ when he was modeling his underwear for me. Okay. Okay, I'll figure it out. Hold on one second. Yeah, that was KZ modeling um in his Calvin Klein days, you know. Hold on one second. Oh god, >> it was Yeah, I mean he didn't look half bad.
You know, I I added actually I added I added like four extra teeth in his mouth for that. You better not be mad at me for that. You know, I tried to be nice KZ, but he said he posted all this stuff about me saying, "Oh, you know, oh, I need a a woman in my life to feed me cuz
I'm looking like I'm about to die of starvation." KZ, you know, it's a pot calling the kettle black. >> At least you have a home. KZ don't have one of them, >> KZ. No, right. KZ, he he knows he he's out there
somewhere. Okay, you guys keep talking. I I'll get it up in a second. Here we go. >> You'll get it up. >> I'm gonna get this. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna get it up. Hold on. >> That's what he said. >> I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. Hold on. U video. Okay. >> He's going to get it up and he's going to get it sprung.
>> Add video. I mean, is this it? I think this is it right here. He's gonna get it up and then he's gonna >> What's going on with Why is it on the desktop? It should be right on the desktop. Is it MKZ again? No, it's Is it
check
fresher smoke? You don't bring facts, you bring lie, and you don't tell truth. You cast roles and you pick the wrong one for me. You build a case out of side eyes, thumbnails, and tone. Turn a rumor to a relic, put it up on a throne. Take a
dozen loose fragments. Stitch a monster from scraps. Then you point at your creation. Like see, I'm just stating facts. Now you bait with suggestion let vacation do flips. Got a mouth full of poison and a courtroom eclipse. Everything's a pattern when you need the crowdf you sell fear in a sermon with a live stream instead. You blur it
together make contamination the proof. You'll buy association glitter on the truth. You want villains on demand nice and easy to brand. So you cook up a persona then you wave it at the stands. You don't prove it, you perform it. You don't know. You're just distorted. Dress the gossip like a goddess. Then pretend the lie is honest. You're a spear
machine running hot, running dirty. Spread the tape, move the line, make the weak look worthy pace ra
it, frame it, sell it, say my name. over. Tell it
false glow. Fake deep faith crack. >> I use I do crack. >> First comes the grand then gets assigned. Then you act like you got Xrayision straight into my mind. And everybody's a puppet. Everybody's in
play till the facts hit the room and your mystique melts away. You call paranoia wisdom, call projection a gift. You call smoke a revelation while the evidence drifts. One aesthetic detail, one vibe, one phrase. Then you build a whole mythology and set it ablaze. No receipts, just dramatic pauses, coded
little sneers, no substance, just a fog machine in your ears. You got your audience train to clap when you stare at the screen like a bargain or selling fear as a scene. You don't prove it, you imply it. Set it loose and then deny it. Play conductor for the chaos and say wow I never call this. You're a spare machine running hot dirty. Cut the tape.
Lose the line. Make the weak look worthy. Copy paste. Panic rage little paper crown on firewood stage. You wrote a script but I don't the part you see here as an machine. Everybody sees the scene. You
got drama in your bloodream. Static in your dream. Static in your dream. That's the queen of the me. Static in your dream. You call it truth, I call it theater with your cheap smoke screen. This is how you do it, right? Float a charge, then dim the light. Let
the audience connect the dots while you act shocked at what they got. I'm just asking questions. Sure, with a loaded wink and a poison slur. I'm just noticing a trend. Yeah, every witch hunt says that in the end. You need a villain, need a storm, need a target to keep you warm. Need an ace and a throw like me. So the board crowd feels a leap, but here's the beneath the gloss. You confuse control with loss. You
confuse attention with power. building. You want measley,
every queue. You're not exposing the darkness, you're manufacturing it, too. You sell a tremor as an earthquake, a whisper as a war. You'll make a paper mask and scream. There's the monster I was warning for. That trick is all that fell and that crown is tin for your own skin. You can find that fear for clicks. But you all that crown is tin for your own skin. You can find that fear for
clicks but you can't make fiction stick by your tower tilt. Thread by thread. Your story splits. You can sneeze. Still not proof. Still just f
you're a machine running hot, running dirty. Same old trick, same cheap, same truth done. 30 copy paste rage, little paper crown on a plywood stage. You wrote a script, but I burn that bar. You
don't get access to my heart near the scene. Everybody sees the scene. You got drama in your bloodream, static in your dreams.
Let me translate it for the rumor. You package rum prophecy. You spray pain on strangers. You call me inside. You call performance pro. You call that power. I call it what it is. A team set, a
tired script, and a liar begging for better lighting.
Blessing. Blessing. Let's get a little like oil off the board. The >> power in your dream spear machine. >> There you go. I hope you like that. I think it was a pretty good one. That was one of the better ones. >> No, it was good. So, >> you know, scorpions are blues. >> Yeah, you >> I did. I did. I I wrote the song and and
I came up with the image prompts, too, of it. >> But it's pretty good. that gives a good energy like a good vibe about in my opinion you know take my words with a grain of salt but like it gives me like blue blood energy like copper blood >> I do have blue blood I actually I'm in blue blood I'm like a royal blood person
but don't hold that against me like really but I am a blue blood >> me too >> he's a blue blood he's a blue blood he's he's royal >> what if his scorpions were like the size of I'm purple bloodooded, dude. I'm purple. >> A red one. >> Imagine how. >> You know what? You know what, guys?
Like, I really like I'm just very lucky to have people even in my chat. Like, even like pay attention to I don't have what do I have to say that there's not a million people saying, but I do have something special to say though. I think I do think I have something special to say.
That's my narcissism. Maybe. But >> yeah, we all turn into we have to turn into narcs. >> Narcissists. >> Yeah. But I think there's there's like bad narcs >> just because >> I know all about narcissists. Like don't even try me. I'm a dark
empath. >> I'm an empath. I have feelings. >> Dark empaths >> don't take for nobody. Narcissists never apologize. They don't take accountability for their actions. >> They they will never change. So, >> you know, I love you, Sergeant.
>> I like you, too. I like you, too. And guys, and guys, by the I mean, I'm kind of in love with this guy, Squid, but I would never cross his boundaries. And I would never cross. >> You're in love with me. >> You're in LOVE WITH HIM? OH, >> MAYBE I'M A LITTLE BIT A little bit >> I'm a little bit I have a crush with this guy and I like you too.
>> He said he'd let you suck his dick. >> You wouldn't squid. Okay. Is that okay? Just one time. >> All right. >> I don't give a >> I don't give a >> Everything is all happy and happily ever after. That's what it means. >> Happily enchanted. What what's it called? Like smiley friends. You ever seen that cartoon Smiley Friends where
there was this like dimension about like crazy like I forgot but um uh spammer count or spam and then you know insane and like no more rules and everything went That's my energy. >> Your smiley friends. You guys are going to smile. >> Smiley friends. I like smiley friends. That's my favorite cartoon.
>> It's the Care Bears. >> Smiley friends. Never heard of it. >> Remember the Care Bears? Remember the little like storm cloud Care Bear? Who had the Storm Cloud Care Bear as a >> If me and Jamie's were cowboys were on a ranch together, we would ride the >> Friends is like crazy Rick and Mory, I'm Rick. Rick was a like
a crazy alcoholic. He like goes to different dimensions and That's just crazy. >> He loved his nephew. We were riding >> watch the episode with Mr. >> What was the guy? It was like he was like Neptune. >> Remember that guy name Mr. something
>> and he was like I don't know if you remember that. He was like the the ocean god or whatever and then he was like please And all the police started having sex with each other. Remember that episode? I don't know if you do. >> Remember that episode? We don't remember. Remember the episode where like Rick like just like busted into
like Morty's room like all up? Hey. Hey Morty. Uh let's go to like another planet to the Let's go to Saturn. I love you Morty. Dude, Rick, I'm trying to get a Morty sleep. >> No. So, like what I was saying is like if Jamie's cowboys and me were on a
ranch together, >> we ride the same horse together. >> Jamie, that sound >> Jamie. Jamie, come on. We're all getting a horse beer back together. >> I want to go to Saturn.
Like the Toyota logo is Saturn. Saturn. That's my planet. My I'm a Capricorn. So, I'm like Capricorn is like Saturn and Aquarius is Saturn. I'm very Capricorn Aquarius energy. >> I think I'm like Pluto and um I don't remember. Mars. Aries is Mars. We're in the age of Aries now. >> We're in the age of Aquarius, but we
left the age of Pisces. That's >> We left the age of Pisces. >> I like Pisces. Pisces are very nice people. Why is you? >> I'm a Virgo. Virgo. >> I hate Virgos. Oh, no, no, no, no. Not you. >> I'm on the Leo Virgo cusp.
>> I had a bad >> You're like fire and earth. You can like keep your like feet on the earth, but you still have this like inspiration. >> Is an Aquarius and it's like passionate. >> My mom is an Aries. Um, so I could work for like the FBI. I'm a Scorpio.
>> FBI informant. >> Do you Are you inform the FBI school? Are you talking about me? >> You are. >> No. >> Okay. Thank god. >> I could interrogate anyone like a detective. >> Literally coming out of my ear right now. Interrogate her.
Hi Kate. How are you doing? >> Hi. I'm great. >> How's your day? >> I'm fantab. My day was it was it was productive. >> Productive? What did you do? >> It was so productive. >> What did I do? Well, I worked all day and then um
>> I can't I can't do it. >> Streamer like a >> It's No, I don't talk about what I do. >> All right, then. Don't talk about Top secret. Ever heard of Top Secret? Like >> it's classified in this community cuz
people are crazy pretty soon. So you better be you better recognize. >> You recognize being is going to bust it for you. >> If she works, she works. But what productive day? It's 9:13. >> She's a stripper. >> No, it's actually 11:13 here. But I
worked all day and then I got off work and I did some laundry >> and then >> two hours later of my time. >> Yeah, I'm in Iowa. >> You're in Iowa. >> Oh, I interrogated her now. She's in Iowa. All right, we got her. >> I'm wearing a blanket. >> Me, too. Wear a blanket. Blankie. >> Blankie gang. >> Blankie gang.
They're going to need >> chat wear a blanket. >> I got a blankie on. Take a blinky. >> Oh, I just got a message. >> Blinker. >> Take a blinker. I'd rather take a blinker than a blankie. >> What's a blinker? When you when you hit the vape till it blinks.
>> No You like overcharge the battery until it like stops working. You take a giant weed hit and then you die attack. That would be great. I would love I would love to do one of those right now. Unfortunately, >> you can't have a little blinker. Take a
blinker. >> I don't have >> and it starts blinking like oh overcharge over and then it stops working. That's a blinker. >> Yeah, I don't have I don't have a THC. So >> I think the person sent me McDonald's. Was that like spicy?
I think they like put the the hottest sauce in the in the taco or My mouth is about to fall out of my m my mouth. I'm sorry. Go ahead, guys. >> What did you get? >> I got McDonald's.
>> Like the spiciest. I can't talk. It's too spicy. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. My mouth. Ice water. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. >> Hey, so if you were if you were a man >> and you were island with Squidward. >> Oh, back to this again. >> You would not want to be on an island
with me. Unless you don't disrespect me. Like if I say you're a fake person, you're You better get away from me. Like, go on the other side of the island. If you say he's a fake person, he's gonna have to make you uh >> be like, "You better get away from Squidward." Like, "Yeah, get away from
me." That's why they call me Squidward. >> Get away. Huh? >> You're going to have to wrestle with him. >> They're like, you know why Spongebobs hate like Squidward, >> he's like always pissed off, >> always angry and like he hates his job like flipping burgers and cash.
>> You know how to wrestle? >> Um I mean I watched a lot of wrestling growing up. >> Do you think you could wrestle Squid? >> Did somebody say wrestle Squid? Can I wrestle all I want to wrestle with Joker and Squidward and and Kake and take pictures of it? >> I want to get Easter Island. >> There we go. >> There we go.
>> I'm already oiled up right now, guys. Get over here. I want to exam. >> You said get over here. Are you Scorpion? >> Oh my god. I'm so embarr Oh my god. I said too much. I'll be right back. >> I relate to Squillium and Squidward. >> We got Psych Scorpion over here. He's going to get over here.
>> We're a rare breed. >> If you were a Spongebob character, who would you be? Joker. >> Spongebob. I mean like wheat. >> So if I was on an island with K as a man and she was a female, >> we would wrestle for Dominion.
>> Like there's people that like uh Dragon Ball Z like Spongebob. >> It's just funny. >> It's silly. >> So Rock Bottom. I'm going to rock bottom where the all the demons lurk. >> Spongebob guy pants. Okay. Spongebob.
>> Uh, we're going on strike. Squid on strike. I'm not working for a $10 job. Squid on strike. >> I finished my last beer. Party's over. >> Party's always never over.
>> It's time for me to punch my monitor and punch myself. >> What? Punch your mom. >> Yeah, I'm not punching anything. >> Damn. >> Monitor monitor. >> What? Punch your mom. >> Oh, never. >> We're all going to like just live in the mountains. >> I'm not Benny Blanco. Okay. I'm not
Benny Blanco. >> Benny Blanco. guy >> Carito's way. >> Wrong streamer. I said monitor. >> So if Squid was a slave, >> I'm a past slave. I'm a ginger. If you if you put two into together is the N word. Ginger.
We are nwords. >> How do you spelling back? Orange is the new back. >> How do you spell ginger backwards? >> N word with a hardy R. I'm a general. >> I didn't mean it like that. So, if I had $10 and you and Psych were in a
>> ginger force, this is the ginger army. >> So, let's say people respect me. >> Squidward, if you were to wrestle Kate, what would happen? >> I mean, she's a woman. I don't I don't wrestle women. >> You don't wrestle women. >> I don't hit women. >> Do you wrestle Do you wrestle men? Yeah.
>> No. >> If you were if you were a man hit I mean they could hit me but I could take I could eat that >> Women like this is how vindictive they are. Like when you piss they piss you off. They're like, "Hit me. Hit me. Hit me." And then they're all crying and then you're hitting me. And then
they call the cops and then take your children and your right to bear arms. Everything. They ruin your life and well she get me the opposite. Opposite they're going to get their just they're going to be the ones going to jail. >> You if you were on a horse if you were
on a horse and Squidward needed to ride a horse, would you let him ride the horse at the same time you're riding the horse? >> I would. I would I would I would let him ride on my horse. >> The pale horse. >> The horse. Would you sit on the front or would you sit on the back? >> Revelation. >> I don't know. >> Street
looks like a big guy and I'm a big girl. We might break that horse's back. >> Um I don't know. >> I don't even know who you are. I don't even know who you look like. >> I'm I'm a chunky monkey. >> Back. >> You're a chunky monkey. >> Mhm. >> That's your new nickname. Chunky monkey.
She's a chunky. She wants She wants some chunky man with her. >> Well, listen, guys. I am right now and I'm about to pass out, so I'm gonna have to get off here. >> All right. Well, I'm not ready to >> Joker. Joker, you're always my man. Okay. Don't Don't forget I always have
your back. I'm sorry. I always have your back. >> You're You're really cute by the way. >> Always has my back. I always have your back and your butt too. >> Whoa. I didn't put my legs behind my head. I'm not close. >> I want to see your legs. Get your legs behind your your head for me, please. Then I'll >> marry
in the thousands. >> Okay, I'll give you $5,000 for it. >> Okay, >> clumsy. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, Joker, thank you for being on the show. Thank you. I love you. I love you too, Joker. >> I love everybody in the chat. >> Thank you. >> Have a good night, Joker. >> Have a good night. >> Hey, my Russian friend, by the way, I
sent She asked for my link. I sent her my link tonight. She might say hi. Her name is >> Joker. I was smoking cracking. >> Nobody's smoking crack. Nobody's smoking crack tonight. You my Russian friend to the chat. Her name is Alina Russia in the chat. And so you just say be really cool and friendly to her because she's we've been friends since >> 200. I mean like who cares? Like people drink.
>> The only crack I'm interested in is your cracks, Squidward. So stop talking about other cracks. >> Crackheads. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Okay. Or I'll shut up. >> Okay. >> You know Capricorns can can tame scorpion right? >> I know he can. That's why you're my
boyfriend. >> Oh my god. You look like that. >> Okay, there we go. Oh, look at that sexy guy. So hot. Yeah, my version. You might come by the chat. I don't know.
Oh, good. Why is Why is everyone laughing in the chat? Chanel and good guy only. And >> Jamie, Psyche, I love Psyche. I love you, Psyche. >> I know. I'm Guys, I'm just It's all It's all fun in games. It is all fine game. >> It's all It's all banter.
>> Hey, as long as I'm covered in oil wrestling with Squidward. I don't care anything else. If Kate's taking pictures of it, I don't care. >> I'll I'll pay her the million. >> As long as I have a Squidward with me. >> We're going to share like a hot dog
together like >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Why don't we need anyone else? I got you. >> This is the best. >> Did you see Bay Clips's picture of beta? >> Well, yeah, but then I saw Big I >> praying mantis. >> But then, yeah, the furry man is fine. But then I saw a picture of me kissing
Sam Man. Picture of me coffee. I mean, that was offensive. But the be clips with B and Sam, that was the best. Yes. We're just too crazy. >> We're just too crazy. >> Go to Bay. >> Hell no. Seriously me there like and I
look like I'm melting and you know my skin is like coming alive with a new life and eating coffee. And then he says, "Oh, and his the cats are all starving eating a a mouse carcass in my house." >> Oh my god. B.
too far. I like the beat which shows like a like a like a 75 year old man but when it but not me. >> Look Saturn. The Saturn logo. Toyota Saturn logo. This is Saturn. >> Yeah, I know. Saturn. I I mean I'm a Capricorn. I'm very Saturn
basically. >> Saturn. Let's do a mission. >> Okay. Can Can we all give a high five? you. We're going to do high five and say Saturn power >> like the planet >> planet Saturn. Yes. >> Oh,
>> it has a you know has a hexog on top of it. It has a perfect hexog. I'll pull it up. Hold on. Have you ever seen that Kate? >> All the tortured souls go to Saturn. Look, >> if you look at Okay, so Saturn is always associated with like the number six and stuff like that, which is like six sides.
>> All the lights on cuz like we're heading to Saturn. I'm going to take a spaceship. This is my Saturn spaceship. They're going to except Toyota's here or Saturn. >> Okay, in the subject of your butthole, I'm going to show real quick what what Saturn really looks like. But you have a be you do have a beautiful butthole. That's going to tell you Toyota logo. Actually, it's perfect. Um, but this is
what the actual Saturn Saturn looks like. If you want to see, guys, here you go. Look, it's a hexog. Look at the perfect hexog on top of the on top of Saturn right there. Almost like a nipple a little bit, but um yeah, you see it right there. You see? Oh, you're not. I didn't put up yet. I
didn't put up. Here we go. Sorry. So sorry. >> You're fine. >> There you go. Oh wow. >> That has a perfect hexoggram on top of it. And you can see it right there. And like it has like six sides right there. Pretty cool. It has a hexog on top of it as a storm. But also Saturn is the
hexog. Also Saturn is Capricorn and it's like Aquarius as well. But uh it has a perfect perfect on top of it. There we go. I'll take it down. Squidward, are you drunk driving? Don't do that. >> Squidward, if you're driving, Squidward, I'm gonna I I I'll have to go. I'll take an Uber over there. I'll just hug you and tell you. >> I'm like in my driveway, dude. I'm not
I'm just reving the car. >> Driving. No driving. No, you better not get out of the car. Out of the car. Out of the car right now. >> It goes like one stick. >> I'm going to spank you. You want me to spank you? >> Yeah. >> Okay, I will. Okay. Okay, guys. Give us privacy. I need a little privacy with Squidward. >> Okay. Well,
>> yeah. >> Perfect timing. I need to take my >> Hey, I Kate, you know you're awesome, Kate. Hey, everyone. Careless Kate or it's Kate the Turtle or it's Coffee with Kate. Tell me your channel name. >> Kate Show. >> The Kate Show. >> The Kate Show. That's That's it. The
Kate Show. Alexandra got mad at her because she's with me, but everybody else flock over there. Get over there right now and subscribe because this woman is awesome. She's awesome. Okay, Kate, you can post your channel in my chat, too, and post it so everyone subscribes to you. I want
everyone >> Well, will I hop off here? I sure will. But have a good night, Psyche. Have a good night, >> Joker. You remain here. Okay. Thank you. >> Yep. You're welcome. >> Good night, guys. Bye. >> Good night. We love you, kids. >> Squidward. Squidward, it's just you and me now. >> Hey, what's up, dude? >> Can I pull off your pajama pants right now?
I'm pulling down your pajama pants. Can I see your expression when I do that? Yeah. Do you like it when I do that? >> What? >> I pulled on your pajama pants, but now we're skinto skin. What do you think? camp. What do you mean? Let's watch Saturn videos. >> You want to have Saturn videos? But can
I pull you down your pajama pants first? >> Uh, I have pants on. >> I took them off already. They're already on the floor over there and we're we're naked. Yeah. Okay. I'm I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll be right back. I'm back.
Okay, Squidward. Okay. Okay. Good night, guys. I I I Oh. Oh, wait. Oh, that was just all a joke. It was just It was just entertainment purposes only. Let's see what I got for you guys before I go. I'm going to leave. You can stay as long as
you want. I'll play as as long as I want, but if I go too far. Um, my Cash App is Psyche Awakens, Venmo, and Cash App. I love you guys. Jamie, I love you. Joanie, I love you. Clumsy Chanel
I my best friends. I love you guys so much. Squidward, you better start driving over here right now. We're having an online stream. Well, what time is it? It's 9:31. I I see like five. Why am I seeing five of my streams a month? I'm a little bit drunk. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Just
watch some music videos for a little bit. Okay. Promise I'll be back soon. Promise. Squidward, get over here privately.
Whisper networks and concern little bystanders. Welcome. Please keep your rumors folded neatly under your chairs. We'll be using them as confetti later.
They whispered he's dramatic, unstable, hard to please. Then clutched their pearl so tightly they near cut off their own breeze. A private little worry here. A solemn little sigh. A bless his heart I'm nervous with a sparkly alibi. They never tell a whopper when a halftruth will suffice. They serve at room temperature and call the plating
nice. They let the room assemble it. They let the crowd infer. They stand there looking innocent and cashmere fur. But I know this production. I know each tacky prop, the script, the cue, the fake, concern, the tasteful little slop. You wanted me to burst on stage and shriek till I was horse. Instead, I cross one leg and let you die upon your
source. I see the board. I see the game. You sold the scandal. I sold the name you wanted. Thunder fury discord. I gave YOU SILENCE. I SEE the board. You prime the room. Arranged the light. You prayed. I twitch on opening night. But now you're stuck mid monologue ignored. AND DARLING, I see the board.
You studied all my buttons like a butler studies wine. You thought my nerves were vending slots that paid out on your time. A jab, a glance, a poison joke, a friend with updates twice. impressed and pressed and pressed and hoped I'd melt for your device. But then I turned to marble with a very decent tan. No jaw clench, no heavy sigh, no let me clear
this fam. You search my face for weakness like a coupon in a drawer. Found nothing but good posture and a gaze that said bored. You little fox and kitten heels. You curator of spin. You cannot run a puppet show when no one yanks within a mastermind. A grand machine, a dark strategic horde. No, just one sweaty social light. And I see
the board. I see the board. I see the play. You moved in whispers. I walked in day. You drew a monster weirdly adored. I showed up pleasant. Now who looks fraud? I see the board. You built a trap with lace and fog. A haunted house. A gossip blog. But truth arrived while moisturized and floored. And darling, I see the board.
Then came my favorite counter spell. Strategic visibility. No frantic notes, no courtroom speech, no opera of fragility. I simply kept on showing up composed and very real, which is for those who traffic lies a deeply rude ordeal. I smiled at folks, did solid work, behaved with normal grace, and every
calm interaction slap confusion in your face because the portrait that you painted wild and well absurd look flimsy next to me, just being warm and well-groomed and heard. Then one by one without a fuss I spoke to people plain not here's my case not choose a side not let me name your stain just human voice direct eye contact ordinary air and
funny how a planted thought gets wobbly standing there you built your grand alliance on suggestion fog and vibe a tiny cult of secondhand impressions in a tribe but lies are cheap upholstery they split along the seam especially when real life walks In better than the meme and shut
the room stay rotten dear corrupted to the floor. I do not beg admission to a mild coated door. I leave with all my value all my lid my work my spine and build a brighter room somewhere that doesn't regine. You thought I was the victim bent and cornered by your art. But all you did was train my eye and
sharpen every part. You meant to make me smaller anxious broken underscored. Instead, you made me elegant. And now I see the board.
I see the board. I see the trick, the fake concern, the practice stick, the trembling side, the saintly cord, the I hate drama. Drama Lord, I see the board. Sweetheart, Bravo, your scheme had flare. I'll grab the shadow. But when I would not play your ward, you had to eat your own story board. So raise a glass to all the frauds who
weaponize your soft facade. May they monologue till they're ignored. I sit back, cross my legs and see
the board. Thank you, darlings. Thank your bartender. Distrust the neutral one.
Why is it distorted? Because all the all the lies about me are distorted. So it's smeared like I am. Do you get it now? Hey, by the way, Alexander Mayor is about to go on right now. IP2 wiki.info. Um um let me see what else it is. U IRL news live and Alexander Mayors. How do
we go over there right now and wish her a good show? Wish her happiness and say, "Hey, you know what? Psyche's always watching." Batch. Love you guys. Have a good night. I'll be back soon.
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