Psyche opens the show with a comedic parody song about a woman named Christine who gets run over by Rudolph the reindeer at a petting zoo. The episode features Psyche's comedic storytelling and singing.
Christine got run over by a reindeer on her way back home from feeding hay. You can say there's no such thing as bad luck, but we all saw hoof prints in the sleigh. She was out there gathering
baby goats like some barnyard Santa in disguise with a burlap sack and jingling keys and
Happy holy days. I'll wait for people to get in here. Hi. I have a I have a hot new premiere for you guys. Soon as there like 10 people, I'll put on. How are we doing? See,
you want to watch it with me? Oh, there you go.
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lady or Ky if you're crazy. Maybe you're KZ. What a
Well, I do really want to show you guys I just made I want to take a bath and stuff. So, I'll just do it real quick, I guess.
Got steam by Rudolph Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as karma. But as for me and summer, we believe she'd been messing with the baby goats again, saying those little demons can't be trusted. Summer tried to pull
her off the hay stack. Christine yelled, "I'm fine." Then got disgusted. Now we're all so proud of Rudolph. He was patient, but he finally had enough. And we're taking turns repeated. You don't bless your own teeth when you're lit up. She was wearing
glittery Santa makeup, mascara running like a true crime scene. She was yelling at a snow globe in the gift shop like it owed her money. Loud and mean. Then she hit the eggnog. Way too heavy. Just one more, she said, for holiday cheer. >> That's when she turned into a
mean drunk. So everybody vanished, disappeared. Now we're all so proud of Rudolph. He was calm, but he was not in the mood. When she said, "Wait, let me explain it." He said, "Explain it to the reindeer review." Santa standing there in full confusion
like, "This ain't in my contract. What the heck?" And the elves were taking notes like it was training. While Rudolph blew a whistle, did a check. Sweet Summer pointed straight at Christine. said that one sir that's the whole concern. Christine tried to gaslight Rudolph smiling misunderstood. It's
Christmas then got burned. >> Christine got steam roll by Rudolph. He put the no and ho ho no more. Now the petting zoo has hired bouncers and a sign that reads Christine out the door. Yeah. You know what opinions like they said last song Christmas year? Well, here we got a
Christmas. Come on hero. And the goats formed up a little band now. Call themselves the bleed suits and all. They dropped a song called Let It Bleep this season. And that tour sold out the barn. Wall to Wall.