Psyche returns to streaming after a hiatus with an energetic intro, featuring a rap-style opening song and banter with chat members, and the episode showcases chaotic live stream dynamics and panel discussions.
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again, but he still won't leave. He's in a wheelchair busting all the balls so hot they're melting the he got three times still back for the monkey just an offsel
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It's 900 p.m. Lights up, mic's hot, chaos in the stream. VA calling in, slurring words, starting up a scene. Talking all that trash, then she flips. Rage queen mad at me. Girl, please. The show runs on caffeine. Sides twisted, laughing loud, whiskey in his veins. Slurs flying left and right. We cut the feed, no shame, but the chat's on fire. Can't tame this flame. This ain't your
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a freak show party. No filter, all facts. Yo, all facts. Yo yo, Michael drops a line. Gong, not tonight. Alex tried to joke. Boom. Sent into the night. Panel looking sideways. Someone's got a fight. Producers on mute, praying this don't spike. Diamonds feeling spicy. Shirt slipping down low. Oops,
she says with a wink. That's the whole show. Sigh half asleep but still cracking jokes. Slurred out wisdom with a bourbon soap glow. No rules, just rolls. We pretend to play. One hand on the mute, other letting it spray. It's a circus, a riot, a beautiful mess. One wrong word and we're trending in the press. Welcome to the madness. Buckle up
tight. Boobs flashing on cam chat losing their minds. Michael getting gong to Alex taking flight. It's wild, it's wrong, and we do it every night. Paige got them sing. Hearts in the chat, but she ain't got time for a dude like that. Diamond flirting hard. Let the girls
react. It's a freak show party. No filter. All facts. Yeah. All facts. Lights out. One more round. Beat on the line. Yelling at a ghost from a bottle of wine. We laugh, we cry, we crash. Rewind. Same time next week. You know
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Hello. Hold on.
Hear me out. Hello. Hello, guys. Hi, Spunky and Nick Johnson. We got Spunky and Jamie are both members and mods. Wow. Double team. Okay. Uh, let's see what else. Nata Avery mod. Love Nick Johnson. I'll make I'll make a mod again. He's a good mod. It's just like I forgot to do it. How's everybody?
Um, we have if summer comes and wants to do the pan her panel, we can do her open panel. Um, otherwise panel is open for oneonone. Hey, Spunky, how are you? Yeah, sorry. I I fell asleep a little bit earlier. I was kind of a little bit
sleepy, but I did uh, you know, I had a I had a nice dinner. I went red. Hey, Prairie. Hey, Paige. Hi, sweetie. How How are you? Uh, I hope you had fun. Oh, yeah. Just to kind of nod it off a little bit. You're doing well. Good. I'm doing good. I'm wearing my regular glasses today. But, uh, and this morning I like had an
order of like a bunch of like bunch of stuff like, you know, got some like some like floor musher. It's really good actually. This air fresher is like so good. This is the real This is the real You have to to get this stuff air fresh.
Oh Sorry. Ah. Okay. Smells fresh. How are you? Let me see. Yeah. So, I hope you like the things. Okay. So, I have good news for you people. Let me see. You have to let me know if there some
people I don't know what they look like. Okay. So, I can't really like tell I can't really design a card if I don't know what it looks like. But, okay. So, Spunky and Jamie and Nick,
you will get a card. I know. I mean, I mean, I'm gonna make it I'm gonna design a tarot card with you on it. I know she does it because she gets a card, too. She gets a card there. A lot of people do. I already have I have a page in Aita, but No, no, you think it might have to be.
I was trying to do Christ. I was trying to make Christie, but I kept getting the dog wrong. You want to see your cardio? Um, yeah, Jesse might make Jesse Jesse might be on the queue. I don't know. Wait and see. Be surprised. Depends on how you pissed me off that day.
Or else I'll just make you a queen. Well, you'll be a queen. Yeah, Jamie. Okay. Yeah, Jamie will be the I have to make a mod card for Jamie. I don't know. Who's the high priestess? Well, I mean, I need to redo it. They can look more like you. But that's a good prototype. I think you know what's funny is like if you see the page in the in the video,
the page in the music video like where they're like page page in the Sims, right? Little line like that, right? U hold down. Sorry. So, um, so the girl in the video looks like she looks like um, she looks like Joker's drawing a page because she has red hair and she's like smiling, but I
don't know. It's funny. Let me fix my style. Here we go. Okay. Okay. War Brothers that that's all, folks. Uh, yeah. So, that would be cool. That would be cool. And I really will. It'll be kind of like a panelist thing. It might be very niche. be like extremely
niche like my my I can't call it YouTube deck. I can call it I can call it video like live streamer deck or something. I don't know. It has kind of a panel because my my my uh my AI knows that I'm um I'm obsessed with like you know uh you know my show and stuff and like like what like panels everything. Okay, there's no
random say hi. Randall, you want to say hi? You can. Otherwise though, but it's only oneonone right now, Randall, because the panel is open for sponsorship. Unless summer comes, then it's her panel.
Oh, here we go. >> Hey, Homo, you're doing it again, man. Did you ever listen to yourself stream? You're blabbing. You're not even saying nothing. We can't Am I the person? >> No, you just don't make any sense. >> Okay. I don't not at all. >> I mean, I don't know if you're stoned. Like,
>> I speak English. I mean, I'm speaking, but like you're my microphone all the way up. I didn't see it. Wasn't there by my >> articulating your words. >> Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me. You want to buy me another microphone? You can. It's like you don't Yeah, you don't have to yell at me. >> I'm sorry. >> Okay. You're right. If you're not going to help me, then you know don't don't you don't Okay. Thank you. Okay, >> let's calm down a little bit. All right,
>> fair enough. We're all calm. Everything is okay. >> All right, just articulate your words a little better, please. I mean, you're just like about nothing. >> You couldn't hear me. Well, I was talking about Listen, I hear you. I just want you to rewind and listen to how you sound. I'm not saying you're stupid. >> I can't hear. Well, the microphone is maybe not that powerful cuz I'm not
>> You're just like using >> I'm not stuttering. I'm talking to normal. >> Hold on. Okay. I think >> you're being an You're gaslighting me and trying to make me Yes, you are. Yes, you are. You totally are. I know how it works. I know how it works. I know how it works already. >> I'm literally not, though. >> But you are. Exactly. >> You want You want me to lie to you?
>> No, of course not. But it's like, okay, >> I think YouTube's frying your brain a little bit. Okay. It's It's It's not working. >> Okay. Bye.
Oh. Well, yeah. I mean, it's like pretty rude. I mean, it's like you can say it. There's a nice way to say things, right? If my microphone was all the way up, maybe I was talking fast. Maybe I do need to annunciate more. But you don't have to say like show is not working and all this kind of stuff. The
show's working just fine. Uh, don't throw that on me. Okay. Really funny random guy. Really cool.
Sometimes I wish instead of like stories about people uh people eating cats, I wish there were some humans that cats would eat like randomly. I'm sure it's okay. Sure. You can say the same. Okay, guys. I'm getting five. I'm getting I think five or six new decks. Hold on. I got like 20 for 25 bucks. I got like I'm getting like five
or six more decks, including a Christina Richi deck. It's called Catful of Spiders. I don't know if you see that. Looks pretty cool. Um I'll see if I can see it right here. Let me see. Yeah, it's Cat Full of Spider. It's this deck right here. I don't I mean it's like that's a really I don't know if it's like on sale or something but
yeah, I heard I heard your cat. Your cat's sweet. Yeah, you're lucky. You're lucky that you're lucky to have the cat. Well, I guess the cat's lucky to have you, too. Okay, I'm sorry. I got mad. Can you hear me? Okay, I'm sorry. I'll speak louder. I guess I'm so comfortable with you guys. I just speak in a relaxed way. But yeah, maybe I do babble and stuff. It's
hard to also talk for a long period of time. You don't want to hear me talk. Um, you can sponsor a panel and then I'll I'll shut up and sit in the back for a little bit. Okay.
Betsy nails are better.
Did you hear? Yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Okay, let's do a reading for the collective. I'll just do quick three card. So guys, is anybody on Tik Tok? So guys, it's really cool. So here's what's happening on Tik Tok. I'm just getting like a million um people like like not a million people follow me, but like a
lot. It's like just like I think I have like 400 or 500 people following me already. And I mean actually it's I only like two Hold on. I have 250 following me and then I'm following like 500. That's that's right. Okay. So anyway, it's Hey. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah,
that's the perfect perfect. Thank you so much. Forgiven. Forgiven. Um, yeah. So, where was I? Uh, yeah. So, thank you, random guy. You're a cool guy. Okay. the end at the end of the day, people,
you know, support me, I know really really do with me. So, thank you. Okay, so yeah, pretty cool. I think it might be the real deck, too. Uh, yeah. But anyway, so I'm getting some more cards.
I'll pull some for the chat. I'll use a cat deck right now. I mean get apparent maybe I will get some more cat cards but it's like I I keep like p I have this deck of cat cards now and so I'm like that's enough cat cards but it is tarot and cats so I suppose I could deal with some more but I love these these are the cute cute artistry on these though. They
look like pushkin. You know, if you ever see the Pushkin cat or the like a Japanese cat, but these are cool because they're like kind of like in the style of the writer and so it's like they're easily recognizable, but they're really in a cute little cat sign.
Okay so let's see. What does the chat What's the message for the chat? that the chat needs to know. I'll pull three cards with the message and then a word of advice with the message. Okay. Oh, okay. That one popped out. What's first? Four of cups. Okay. Four of cups is
boredom. You know, look, he's bored. He's finished all those cups of coffee, but then he has another cup. This is like a really good coffee. That's like a Starbucks in there. And so, he's going to be happy. Okay. So, he's he made those himself. He's getting the Starbucks, the golden cup, right?
Yo, one second. I'm just pulling a few cards for the chat. Let me see. Uh, here. Oh, there we go. Okay. Okay. So, we got the four of So, dissatisfaction with something, but then um something something handed something handed to you that's going to make you much more passionate. Okay. Okay. Here's And you've been waiting for this actually, too. Okay. Oh, look. Strength. Yeah, the strength. Look at the little cat is
like, you know, got people chain that big lion just by like, you know, just being nice and soft and gentle. Not like trying to like, you know, hurt the lion or chase the lion around, right? Being very gentle and the lion's like, "Oh, I'm a little head massage." Oh, that feels good. He's just sitting there. It's like, you know, so you know, you get more flies with uh honey than you do
with vinegar. Okay. Uh third. Oh, king of swords. Maybe time. You know, this is a very intelligent, decisive, good communicator guy. Look, what does he have? He's a little dog. He's a little dog. Doggy. Yeah. Emperor's. Oh, look at Oh my god. Is that real? Oh, no. It's not real. It's fake. Okay. Anyway, Emperor's on his throne. He has a sword. You know,
he has all the power of the kings. He has the whole actually the whole realm. Uh he has the, you know, the dog. So, the dog must be powerful companion, right? Also, it looks like there's some kind of harvest involved in this somehow. Okay. One more. One more. Um, advice. Nine of Pentacles. Advice is just like, look, go out, enjoy the abundance of the world. Look at there's
abundance all around us because like they're not necessarily in his pocket right there. It's just all around, right? It's like and so and then he's happy and the birds flying up. It's just a magical world, right? Mountains, uh, mountains. He's touching grass and very expensive hat. not wearing pants, but you know that's a cat. You
can forgive him for that. And uh there you go. Your advice is just enjoy enjoy life and enjoy life and the beauty of the abundance of the real wealth of the world which is like the beauty of it, right? So there we go. Mon 666. Are you are you giving us satanic subliminals, Nick? Yeah. 666 va va vav the Hebrew
letter deastria. I know all about it. Yep. Oh no. It looks like a trident upside down like kind of like you know which is like a pitchfork. Trident associated with King Neptune also associated with you know throwing things away. Okay. Okay. Maybe Oh, you got the
leopard. Okay. This is associated with the leopard mind control cult. This is some MK Ultra. Um this is the sex kitten beta programming. Everybody in chat is now um attracted to um you know cat-like women in their early 20s. Okay.
Okay. What is that? Okay.
Well, I don't know what is I don't know. I any guesses? Anybody? I don't I can't have them turn on the microphone again. I don't want to go de Jeff. What's up, Freeside? How are you?
Dear Lord. Yeah. Well, yeah, but the bar is low, but you set the bar random guy. I set it kind of high. You kind of like, you know, uh, you found Pokemon or is that Pikachu? Who is that? Is it Is it like Pokemon? Is the Pikachu character or Pikachu is the Pokemon character? I
mean, is what is the genus and the species? Anyone know? Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't touch Don't touch the genitals. It's perverted. Okay, guys. Come on. Hopefully a brand of guy gasoline
I I don't know I don't even know what gaslight is the only only gas I have is what you know the weed I smoke right uh
you know Alistister you know a famous Alistister Crowley quote is when everyone anyone says I suck which they do all the time. Everyone says, "I always say I suck." His his quote was, "I was born to suck."
Hey Jennison panel appearance and personal uh no it's not really it's not really one and the same because of course you're not you're not really your true self on the panel I mean that maybe you are as much as you can just like I am as much as I can but in the world we present a a social mask called a persona
that everyone wears one it's just part of like the being human the body in itself is kind of mask it's kind of mess suit, you know, we kind of use it for a period, it gets old, like a car, right? And that breaks down. If we're good, maybe we get a new car. If we're bad, who will be probably
walking around somewhere for a while, but I have faith that we'll all get uh we'll all eventually get we're supposed to be, you know, hopefully we'll be more positive than negative. Oh, you the panel's all paint. Everyone's saying, but no, it's like no, it's then that's just in psychology is called like there's like the persona, which is like how you present yourself to in the
public. And so it's almost impossible if you're if you're being observed. If you're be, you know, then it's possible to be yourself because you're you modify. It just changes who you are. Like that's why different people together make different combinations. That's why they make a group makes a whole like egregor, right?
Okay. So, I'm sorry if I'm being long-winded though or it's I'm really into, you know, um not as much sigma for it as Carl Yu. Um and he has a book called The Red Book. I'm speaking I'm not speaking in broken riddles. What are you What it's basic psychology. I know. Maybe. Are you more into sales though? You're more into like the uh Oh, hold
on. Oh, Nick. Okay. Nick just showed me his dick. I think I think so. That's what it was. Might have been putting his finger like that, but I'm not sure. I'm not speaking in broken riddles. I mean, I'm not some kind of like sphinx. I I like to like But if it is a riddle, maybe you should just try to figure it out. They're not broken. Broken riddles,
I don't think can be figured out. There's not enough information. Okay. Maybe you're speaking to me and broken riddles. You ever think about that? You're And then you say, "I'm doing it." Because some people like to accuse people what they're doing.
It's a projection. So, I try not to accuse Jacuse. Jacuse. Okay. So, let me see. It's like I'm trying to save you from sounding like a homeless man on Skid Row. Uh,
where's the link for people could crash out? Yeah, it's one at a time, of course, right now until the panel. Summer can open the panel though. She She has a sponsorship in her in the bag. Summer gets a card. Random guy, you don't get a card. Easy. I don't know about I don't know. I just don't know.
Maybe I think I'll put Easy on a card. Yeah, I can put Easy on a card. Um U who else? Time. Maybe I'll put I'll make a time card.
Hello.
>> Yeah. >> All right. All right. All right. >> Yes, I do. >> I've been having I have to go to a certain area like you know like porch >> just to get service. area >> Good reception. Okay. Well, how are you doing? >> Yeah, I'm doing all right. Doing all right. Doing all right. Um, you know that um I just wanted to come up here and say you know that troll that we was talking about earlier her pages got
taken down. >> Um the was she the one posting the videos with me and stuff? >> Yeah, the one videos meeting you. Yeah, one of one of her pages got taken down but other than that how you how you how you doing for the evening? >> Um good. I had I had a nice dinner and did I see the flirty day freak off in voice chat? Oh so flirty flirty
diamonds. Uh, he's carrying the short freak off again. I heard freak off. >> Yeah, she's she's in like a careless Kate's like Discord voice chat. Like her and raging demon are having sex together. >> Stuff like that. Like it was it was intense. >> If anyone wants to watch some gay um some gay porn, you know, you can go um try to find that footage somewhere. But I'm not really interested.
>> I was going to ask you about it. I thought I thought you saw it already. >> I mean, I just I haven't seen that. I just seen 40 diamond, you know, his boobs about 10 times, but I I've never seen like anything else. Um I kind of like I kind of like I'm never I'm really not in the freakoffs. I leave when they start as soon as I see boobs. I'm I kind
of have to I bail and I >> I leave once they start. Yeah. Boobs all in the backstage, you know, taking photos and stuff like that because there's people people are always backstage. You can you can you can hide back there >> like you're playing like the backstage stuff like from the other night and then it's like but I I was listening to that anyway I heard that convers
I shouldn't say that I should let people like just like you know think that it's safe back there but I guess I guess the secret is no place but people should figure out already because you know you know people's boobs and buttholes are already out on the internet from being backstage and so just be careful what you show. Um, look Oh, look at Nick. Oh, hold on.
What's going on here? >> Oh, naked. Oh >> See, that's how you get on the show. You >> That's how you get on the show. That have to show me that. That's what Stay tuned, right? That they blowing you kisses and show. >> Yeah. But then I was like, I'm not really It's like it's like people's personalities. If it's like if it's like too much then it's like I don't care what they look like. It's just >> I never did that backstage. Like not one
>> I know. I've never se I've never I've time. never seen you naked. I have never seen you naked, you know. And you know, >> I ain't never did that. I might have donated to you, but I ain't blow you kisses or take a >> I know. No, guys, guys. He never nothing like that. Easy straight. >> Oh, y look look. He's gonna um he's gonna write your name on his lamp. That's like his signature thing. When your name get on that lamp, you famous
to him. >> I don't want them the name of the lamp because that that Oh, it says Nick say Nick there because that means like the shade, you That's like cuz it's a lamp shade and so that means like >> No, no, no. He he supports everybody with his lamp. He looks at it and rotate it and tells us. >> Sure he does. Okay, hold on. Let me look. >> Yeah, he does it right now. Like he's rotating. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Let me see. Nick, this looks like looks like you know the
people on Freddy Krueger's like belly that he all the souls that he ate. It looks like very uncomfortable in there. Okay. I don't want to be No, thank you, Nick. Okay. Thank you for Thank you. No, thank you. Bye. Okay. I don't It's fine. I don't know. >> That's his point. I call that the sponsor land. >> How much was that? >> The sponsor land. He sponsors everybody on that. >> Well, he can go sponsored in his show
because, you know, I'm I'm busy enough trying to get my own sponsorships. >> But I don't know, but it's okay. He's show he's he's literally jerking off backstage now. He just smells his hand. Okay. He has hand on his pants. Now he's smelling it. Okay. Okay. Whatever. Hi. Okay. Now he's >> Well, I'm happy you dropped him now.
Other than that, Nick wallet, bro. >> I can watch I can watch him f I can watch him flex from backstage. I don't I I don't want to like like one time he like showed me showed his butt on the camera. Another time he showed his camera. >> You was just jerking. He said he was just jerking off. Nick might as well backstage. >> Yeah. Just go ahead. You can do it.
>> He said no. He's just like putting his hand on his pants. It's like, you know, but you know, it's okay. >> He's he's shy. He's afraid. He's afraid he'll take a picture of I wouldn't do that. Come on. I take his face on the recording. >> Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hand both of them up. Both of them. >> You got Show both your hands next to your face or on your head and then he's going to show you.
>> No, he will. Oh. Oh, yeah. See my hand. Oh my god. Okay. >> Oh, see I told you. No, it's Is that Is that Is that No, it's just It's just a pair of flesh colored nunchucks. What the hell? >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. They made his own flesh color. >> Yeah. Anyway,
>> out here wild. >> Anyway, Nick, if come up, um, just let me know and I'm willing to I don't want to take a >> No worries. Somebody backstage. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, just just just Nick like you doing some karate or something like that. He's martial arts. >> Nick doing Nick. Nick doing Nick. All right. Got
>> Yeah. >> Oh sh because I know there'll probably be God or somebody backstage and having a conversation with me. So if anybody comes up, I'm willing to drop. Don't worry about it. >> Okay. I don't know. It's like I think like a lot like I don't know. It's like not like a lot of people are like have are leaving the show or anything, but I just think there's a big misunderstanding about about the uh that the clapping system and the uh and maybe
the the panel system. And so if you are if people are you have questions about it alone >> I I put it all in the I put it all in the description of the video of the of the channel and so you can see the instruction. It's very simple. It's just like one sentence for each each thing. It's very simple instructions, very cut and dry. And so and it's not no it's not everybody gets charged. It's just one person can sponsor the panel and uh you
know and they get to control the banner for like you know while their show is going on which is like pretty good advertisement. There's people that you know you have a TTS play for like $5 you know it's like so it's like it's not too different from that because you get to b the banner so you get the message out longer even I'll even read it. So there you go. Okay. So if you're interested if you do have a channel >> I'm saying I'm staying away from the
chats psyche. I'm just I'm talking to you and I'm talking to the chat. >> I'll join the chat when the chat when I go back to the chat. >> The chat's very quiet. Is it that there's a Trevor person that people were saying was you, but I don't believe that's you. And then we have Pico who I met on >> I say it right now. I say for anybody
who don't believe it, that's not me. That is not me. I got allegedly easing and that's it. It looks like it looks like that like that that that uh that Harry Potter that that that uh that that was it I forgot it. Malfun or I I don't >> Malfoy Malfoy. know that
>> Yeah, Malfoy. Yeah, the evil the evil bronze person. Yep. >> Yeah. It looks like albino. Okay, let's see. Easy has you're on flow states panel. Okay. And then we talk so Okay. So, yeah. Well, it's good if people are on panels. Like I was, you know, I I I'm not I wasn't on a panel last night. I
was just in chats uh watching like reading what people were saying. Uh Vita was on for like 15 16 hours today. Wow, that was pretty pretty good. Pretty epic. Uh I think uh my longest stream is maybe 18 hours, but I did sleep. >> Yeah. Yeah. Bea did No, you did 24 hours already. But Bea did great last night. Um,
>> yeah. Then with Alexandra was on like you like Alexander or do you know Alexandra? >> That was funny. I was loving that part where she was like Alex died. Al kept on kicking him was but Al Alexandra the lady but yeah Alice too. I saw him she kicked him off. She kept kicking him off and then Bri she's like oh this is evil ass is a good Alice and then Alexander
fell asleep on our panel last night. That was kind of funny. >> Yeah. It's okay. It happened to me one time. No, >> be I'll do it on my panel. So, I don't I don't judge. This is kind of you.
Anyway, yeah. Um, so I don't know. It's like, what am I doing my 24-hour stream? I mean, you guys want to do that? I mean, it's like you really can't do like I mean, I can do two 12 hours, but I think once it's over 12 hours, they just cut out the end of the stream. like they got up anything after 12 hours they don't they don't put it down I I don't think so it's kind of like I don't want to lose if I do a 24-hour footage 24
hours stream I don't know you guys want me to do it if you guys have suggestions you know if you sponsor something I will I'll probably do a lot of >> hit the like if they hit the like system the donation system the the share system why not why not give them what they want you know and they give you what you want I'm just saying >> well yeah that's what man that's like you know that's like you know it's like
I'll rub your back. You rub my back. You know, it's like and then everybody gets a massage, right? And it's like then, you know, it's like it's also then we >> we also get to give and receive, which is like it's it's better to give and receive than just give than receive, right? It's like, you know, it's better I think it's it's good to like put out put out things and it's like receive. >> I see it as a fair trade. I see it as a fair trade. I give yall what
>> you know there's a lot of people that's watching right now they will not >> for their life not go live. >> Oh no they will sit there in their house and they will wait for the next person be like live. So why not look out for y'all if y look out for us.
>> Okay. Oh 24 hour stream. So maybe on maybe on Sunday or something. I could start like midnight on Saturday night and then like all go through to Monday night maybe. Look at this. Hold on. Look at we got here. Oh my god. >> Mickey boy. Stop flexing like that for him. Y he gonna end the stream. Y be
backstage in a couple seconds. Stop. I'm trying to chill. Matter of fact, continue for him. Do back do it backstage. Show him all your your moves, Mickey. Lift up with the leg. Show him the twerk twerk. >> Go backstage. >> Go back. He's like, "Yeah, I would trade
him more." That's why I said that. I think I think he's going to do that. >> Let him I let him I let him up for I let him up for a second. He flexed and then that's it. People need to donate left 24 hours. Okay. Well, that'll be a good publicity thing. Maybe I'll do the whole thing in my speedo and then I'll I'll get all the I'll buy a bunch of food and stuff so I I have everything. >> Summer's still here, bro. Summer's still
here. You still could go. >> I Oh, yeah. I know. Some Oh, summer in the CH. But I want She said she wants to do her panel when she when she >> No, no, no. I'm not talking about summer depression. Summer the season. >> Oh, summertime. Oh, yeah. Still Yeah. Still It's still summer time. Summer time. Yeah. Well, it's almost It's a cruel cruel cruel. Is it almost over? It's July. We're right in the middle. I think right now is um considered dog
days of summer like and that's because Sirius is the closest to Earth that it will be all year and you know the so the heat >> Midsummer Midsummer right now. >> Midsummer. Okay. Yeah. And if you saw the movie Midsummer that's another good cult film. It's like uh it's by the same guy that did Hereditary. It's about this girl that goes on vacation with her boyfriend. She's having a lot of mental
problems and stuff. They go to this vacation in like Sweden or something and there's like this little commune where they have all their own traditions and start bringing the people into the traditions and it's some of them are very I'll say archaic and cultish. So it's an interesting movie. Check out Midsummer if you haven't seen it. It's a pretty scary movie too. Hey guys, you like my shirt?
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Is it cute? See it? >> I like it. I like it. Is Is it skeleton kissing the cat? >> It looks like Lola because it looks like my cat Lola. So yeah, I thought it was kind of cute. People usually Yeah. So yeah, I'll see if uh if anyone has any other ideas of uh of streams we can do of or like you know things we can I I can you know bas basically I'm in a beach city but I'm in Los Angeles so I
can get places you know as long as like I can like you know I can get you know Ubers and stuff like that. bunch of ideas for you. I was telling you lots to write, but some of them didn't pan out so good. You like the donation with the um psychi terror on the car on the streets. Um the speedo idea, you know, trying to catch a >> I could do like stuff like IRL IRL. I
can do some IRL and stuff, but uh yeah. Um, yeah, I would plan on doing that and more so, but it's like but if like you know and I don't >> I don't want to do anything like like you know of course permanent like I would not think I mean Elder once offered me $100 to shape my eyebrows. I was like no because it's like I would
just look too weird and so it's like you know I but you know I'll do unreasonable things I'll do I don't I don't want to eat anything weird. I don't know. There's people there's a there's a a YouTube channel called RDRR like Hardy Harah Har and it's a bunch of black guys and they uh they have like a wheel and they spin the wheel and it's just like the most disgusting like they put on wigs and dance and pretend to be women
and like they have this they the dumbest dares but people are there they're like donating like money all night for them to do these stupid dares and get into wigs and just act gay. It's like so dumb but it's it's kind of funny. Oh god. >> Yeah. Matter of fact, that's what you should get. You should get the wheel and make contenders. >> Not you do it, but contenders do it. >> Yeah. Well, yeah. I have different I
could have different kind of stuff. Yeah. Christine was here earlier actually. A ghost hunting stream. Well, it's like Okay. So, I do live in a haunted city like Redondo is a haunt like pretty haunted city. There's stuff around here. Uh, and you know, South Bay in general, Los Angeles is a very haunted place. There's a bunch of Indian burial grounds and stuff around here. Um, yeah, but ghost hunting. Yeah. It's like, you know,
it's funny when Benny does it because I I watch Benny like do anything, but it's like I I I don't know. What do I need? I need like uh you know how what would I do? I just walk around with like a one of those um those little like this things that test the the sonar or whatever in the air. All the E ev something like that. Electromagnetic
pulse. Um >> yeah, electric voice. But I I I mean I have a bunch of ghost apps. I have a bunch of ghost hunting apps. I mean it's like like I have ghost radar. There's one called Ghost Radar and there's different ones. And uh you know it's they say weird things sometime, but it's like uh sometimes it doesn't make that much sense, you know. But I do like some of the TV shows, but most of them I
think are pretty faked. It'd be cool. Okay. You like ghost stuff? Okay. Are you you're British time? I think British people like ghosts a lot, right? Um and then let's see. Yeah, Christine was here with a spirit box. See, I like the spirit boxes. I have um I have some cool apps, but I don't know if they have them anymore. I mean, I can look at my Google
store. I have to uh let's see. Ghost. Some of them are pretty good. They always will start going off immediately practically. Let me see. Ghost Radar. >> I I watch the ghost things here and there, but it does intrigue me when when you actually see or hear something weird. Oh, you smell that babe.
She like what you >> No, no, when you hear like I've heard you hear whisper or something like that. I've heard whispers and like that. >> She's into that I'm not into horror. I don't like horror. So, um I get bad nightmares from watching. So, >> okay. Yeah. It's like I I I love >> She's into that So, it was like it be a couple times that, you know, I look
up at the screen and I be like, "Yo, you saw that shit?" I'm You saw that >> Oh, there's a video. I don't like that >> There was a video I saw of um uh this guy. He's like, "Look at the TV set." And it was like there was like a smudge on the TV, but it was in this like perfect shape of like a clown's face like laughing. It was like you had to look closely and he was like he was he was saying it was a demon and stuff
that came through the this this like this like piece of I don't know whatever it was there. There a piece of Oh, it's just a reflection of the >> I saw a video the other day on Streamyard, right? Not on Streamyard. Read it to >> I saw a video on Instagram the other day. Some guy was laying down on his bed. He looked in the mirror and there was a witch looking like witch just moving left and right on. And he was like, "Yo, what the fuck?" And then he put the camera to the side, check and show everybody. And then he went under
the bed and then went back to the mirror and the was gone. He's like, "Yo." >> Mhm. Some of those I mean so many most of those videos are faked. I' like now that I've seen them like with like the eyes of like, you know, I watched some of the old ones back >> with AI now. You're right. With AI now, a lot of them is fake. >> Yeah. like most of them like there's Tik Tok Tik Tok post ghost hunting videos and it's just like they have so many
it's like every day they're seeing like ghosts and they're materializing and they're seeing special effect. I mean it's kind of obvious. Some people are better at the effects than other people. Some are convincing. I like why they do they do these videos of dolls and the dolls like slowly move throughout the night. That's kind of fun to watch. >> Those are creepy. Those are creepy because then you if those are fake then you actually have to pause play pause
record play record. Pause play record and adjust all that. You know what I'm saying? There'll be a glitch between at least somewhere. Somebody can find that glitch. >> But anyway, yeah. Um, based on this conversation we having now, Psyche, >> do you believe past videos of ghost interactions is more realistic than the now and AI?
>> How long has Photoshop been around? So, we have Photoshop. Okay. We have Photoshop, but then it's like even like 10 10 years. >> Yeah. Okay. And then we had regular cameras which they had like double exposures and stuff like that could happen. But even like the double exposures could happen on the old style cameras. Even those like you know where they had like you know they took like half hour to take the picture and stuff like that. The old the first cameras. >> Okay. Talking about old school cameras.
Um what's the what's the what's the camera um that you you you take a picture of it and it prints out right there. >> What about those that catches the moment? >> Polaroid. >> Polaroid. >> There you go. The Polaroids that catches a ghost at the scene of the moment. if it's a Polaroid but it's like I a Polaroid but if it's you know if it's authenticated like you know this came out of the camera but it's like there's still like things with heat you can do the Polaroid that can do things there's
like there's different especially you know who knows about this stuff as photographers and so they would be able to like you know easily kind of like you know add a plate or like you know I mean there's ways to there's people that have forged Simone and Lisa so it's not going to be too hard to forge you know you know certain other thing so you know um you know anything can be have a have a a convincing copy, right? So,
um, >> but they, you know, the Mona Lisa, they study how many strokes actually prevent um stroke to make that photo, right? So, to to authenticate it, they have to get one of those people to >> Well, it's just always I mean, I mean, it's like basically it was like not even it's been it's been copied and stuff like that. They have fakes, but it's like >> Oh, yeah. Copy. in a thousand but it's
like but it usually is and it's in the museum but it it has been stolen before and so that's what that's when people I think would come forward with like fake copies or you know it's like one I call it I call it the the um what we call Josephina >> Josephina
>> oh Josephina okay yeah >> Josephine >> someday I'll read you about um the um the emperor Empress Theodora and um just Justin just Justin just Justin just Justin just Justin just Justin just Justin justinius Justinius yeah someday just Justin just Justin just Justin just I'll read you that story if you want to hear about some ancient intrigue in the Byzantine Empire >> trying to find out is a historic uh
historic school teacher on the lolo come on psyche >> when I hear some I mean I'll read you like very short >> you always got something new to say that's surprisingly like >> uh okay well yeah this is like I read a lot I mean I've read a lot of um of like you old, you know, historical manuscripts. So, this >> you told me, you told me when you was a
kid, you'd rather go to the library than go play in the park or some >> So, this is like this book was like the emp this ancient um like one of the first like kind of like tell all books like kind of an expose. Let me see. It's like u it's called let me see Theo Dora Justina Expose. Let me and it was called
uh let's see okay it's called the secret history by procopious okay so by procopius and so I'll read some of it so this is the secret history by procopius and so if you want to know about like this is like the Byzantine empire so this is like the empress her name was uh Theodora okay and then she
had there was the emperor was Justin okay so she was empress >> Theodora terrified empress Theodora. >> Yeah. T H E O G O R. >> What century she lived in supposedly allegedly? >> Yeah. It says well it's like it's a it was in Constantinople in Turkey and stuff in the Byzantine Empire, but she was born around 495 AD. Her father was a Okay, so her father was a bearer. Okay,
I'll I'll go through it though. Hold on. So it goes Okay, so secret history. Okay, history. So this is like one of the first like kind of like trashy like it would have been like you know he didn't get printed until after he died. Um um because it would have been too dangerous to you know to print. So it's like
procopious. Okay. By procopious secret history procopious. It's really interesting book that you I think you'll find it interesting because it's like it kind of reads well today. >> Yeah I do find it interesting. I like my cloud blue stuff. I really do. Well, this is like Yeah, this is like this is this is supposedly true. Like this supposed to be history. Okay. So, but
>> history is methodological because you don't know. Listen, my thing is believe anybody and everything I can see. And if my my grandparents saw it or whatever like I own two lives, it's history. I believe it. But anything other than that, I I can't believe in my time and error. If it's not my time and error, I really don't believe it other than that. But I I I listen to it. Don't get me
wrong. >> Yeah. So, oh guys, by the way, you can um Okay, so this is kind of hard to read. This is like a one of these original. It was published. See, but it's also published way way way is, you know, when did guys think about this. When did the the printing press get invented? In like 1500 around there or something like that. So,
where were all these books that are, you know, that were supposedly written before? Were they just on scrolls or something like that? And and I know they're all missing because the Alexandria Library Brew >> the restart the restart psyche. Don't forget about the >> the resets. Yeah, I've heard about the resets. Yeah. Um uh I'm skeptic. Well, I'm skeptical of a little bit. It just seems like kind of like it goes like along with the flat earth people. They
they kind of talk about the same stuff. Okay, that tablet is dying. Okay, so I need to unplug this. >> You said tablet dying. My phone's dying. I have the book, but I I don't I I can't go find it right now. So, I have to I'm gonna look for the internet book. Okay. So, I I know it was on um like a website
for free. So, let me see. Uh okay. Text. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, I think this this might be good. Okay. This is for project guten. Oh, here it is. This is perfect.
Okay. So read now. Okay. So it says preface. It says uh I'll just read the first I'll read the chapter. I I'll skip the introduction. Okay. Chapter one. Okay. Chapter one says intro. Okay. Uh the wife of uh Bilasaurus
who I have spoken of in my previous writings was the daughter and great and granddaughter of chariot drivers men who had practiced their art in the circus at Baantium and Theelosika. Her mother was one of the prostitutes of the theater. She herself at first lived a lewd life giving herself up to unbridled debauchery. Besides this, she devoted herself to the study of the drugs which had long been used in her family when
and learned the properties of those which were essential for carrying out her plans. At last, she was betrothed and married to Belisarius, although she had already borne many children. She formed adulterous connections as soon as she was married, but took pains to conceal the fact by making use of familiar artififices, not out of any respect for her husband, for she never felt any shame at any crime what whatever and hoodwigs him by
enchantments, but because she dreaded the vengeance of the empress, for Theodora was very bitter against her, and had already shown her teeth. But after she had made Theodora her humble friend by helping her when in the greatest difficulties, first of all by making away with Sylvarius, as shall be told hereafter, and afterward by ruining John of Capidocia, uh, as I have already
described, she became less timid and scorning all concealment, strength from no kind of wickedness. There was a Theian youth named Theodosius in the household of Belisarius, who was by descent one of the Unomian faith. On the eve of his departure for Libya, Belasarius held the youth over the font, received him into his arms after baptism, and therefore made him a member
of his household with the consent of his wife according to the Christian right of adoption. Antonina therefore received Theodosius as a son consecrated by religion and in consequence loved him, paid him special attention, and obtained complete dominion over him. Afterwards during this voyage she became madly enamored of him and beside being herself being beside herself with passion cast
away all fear of everything human or divine together with all traces of modesty and enjoyed him at first in secret afterwards even in the presence of her servants and handmaidaidens for she was by this time so mad with lust that she was disregarded everything that stood in the way of her passion. Once when they were at Carthage, Belisarius caught her in the act but permitted himself to be deceived by his wife. He
found them both together in an underground chamber and was furiously enraged at the site. But she showed him no sign of fear or desire to avoid him and said, "I came to this place with this youth to hide the most precious part of our plunder that the emperor might not come to know of it." This, she said, by way of an excuse, and he, pretending to be convinced, let it pass, although he saw that the belt, which
held Theodosius's drawers over his private parts, was undone, for he was so overpowered by his love for the creature, that he preferred not to believe his own eyes. However, Antonyina's debauchery went from bad to worse until it reached a shameful pitch. All who beheld it were silent except one slave woman named Macedonia who when Belsarius was at Syracuse after the
conquest of Sicily first made her master swear the most solemn oath that he would never would betray her to his mistress ever betray her to her mistress and then told him the whole story bringing as her witnesses two boys who attended Antonina's bed chamber when Bellisarius heard this he took he told some of his guards to make away with Theodosius but the latter being warned in time led to
euthus for the greater part of Bellisarius's followers influenced by natural weakness of his character who were at more pains to please his wife than to show their devotion to him. And this was why they disclosed to her the orders which they received concerning Theodosius. When Constantine saw Belisarius's sorrow at what had befallen him, he sympathized for him, but was so impudent as to add, "For my own part, I
would have killed the woman rather than the youth." This having been reported to Antonyina, she conceived a secret hatred for him until she could make him feel the weight of her resentment, for she was like a scorpion and knew how to hide her venom. Not long afterwards, either by enchantments or by caresses, she persuaded her husband that he was that the accusation brought upon her was false. Whereupon, without any
hesitation, he sent forth Theodosius and promised to deliver up his wife Macedonia and the boys, which he afterwards did. It is said that she first cut out their tongues and then ordered them to be heuned in pieces into the sacks and thrown into the sea. In the blood in this bloody deed, she was assisted by one of her slaves named Eugenius, who had been one of those who
perpetrated the outrage of Sarius. Shortly afterward, Belisarius was persuaded by his wife to kill Constantine. What I've already recounted about Pridarius and his daggers belongs to this period. Belisarius would have let him go, but Antonyina would not rest until she had exacted vengeance for the words which I had just repeated. The murder stirred up a great hatred against
Belisarius and the part of the emperor and the chief nobles of the emperor. How long is how long is Okay, it's almost over. Okay, just three more paragraphs here. So it says such was the course of events. Meanwhile, Theodosius refused to return to Italy where Belisarius and Antonina were then staying until Fotius was sent out of his way. For Fotius was naturally disposed to show his spite against anyone who supplanted him in
another's good graces. And he was quite right in feeling jealous of Theodosius because he himself although Antonyina's son was quite neglected whereas the other was exceedingly powerful and had taken treasure amounting to a 100 centiners of gold about $400,000 from the treasure houses of the two cities of Carthage and Ravena since he had obtained sole and absolute control of the management of them. When Antonyina
heard this determination of Theodosius, she never ceased to lay traps for her son and to concoct unnatural plots against him until she made him see that he must leave her and retire to Visantium for he could no longer endure the designs against his life. At the time she made Theodosius's return to Italy where she enjoyed the full the society of her lover thanks to the easy
good nature of her husband. Later on she returned to Baantium and company with both of them. It was there that Theodosius became alarmed lest their intimacy should become known and was greatly embarrassed, not knowing what to do. That it could remain undetected to the end he felt was impossible. For he saw that the woman was no longer able to conceal her passion and indulge it in secret, but was an open and avowed
adulteress and did not blush to be called so. For this reason, he returned to Ephesus and having submitted to the Tonsure joined the monastic order. At this, Antonyina entirely lost her reason, showed her distress by putting on mourning and her general behavior, and roamed about the house, wailing and lamenting, even in the presence of her husband. The good friend she had lost, so faithful, so pleasant, so tender a
companion, so prompt in action. At last, she even won over her husband, who began to utter the same lamentations. The poor fool kept calling for the return of his well-beloved Theodosius, and afterward went to the emperor and besought him and the empress till he prevailed upon them to send for Theodosius as a man whose services would always been and always would be indispensable to the household. Theodosius, however, refused to obey,
declaring that it was his fixed determination to remain in the cloister and embrace the monastic life. But this language was by no means sincere, for it was his intention as soon as Belisarius left the country to rejoin Antonyina by stealth at Baantium as in fact he did. So there you go. That's chapter one. You can tell it's full of intrigue.
>> She definitely sound like a cheating hole. >> That was her That was her best that was the Empress's best friend. We'll get to the Empress later. The Empress was just as bad, right? So, or in this story, it's kind of like, you know, it's a little bit to me. It's seems a little bit steam addiction. Stream addiction can make your life unmanageable. Real talk. Well, random
guy, why are you giving me your two cents? Okay, random guy, become a member and I'll take your opinion more seriously. Until then, it's like, why are you like telling me negative things? Stop it. Okay. Be careful. Wait, with uh stay working for them, the dublish ones,
right? Okay. Yeah, I know. It seems like they're a little bit uh you know, it's kind of kind of like a little bit evil back then because you I mean, it gets a lot worse. I mean, she starts like, you know, knowing a lot of people and stuff and uh but but it's kind of interesting. Oh, look at random guys crying. Yeah. So, let's see.
How'd everyone like the story? Yeah. Hold on. Easy has no clue what I'm saying. Did you understand what I was what the book was about or or the stories about? I mean, it's confusing with the names. >> I was listening. Yeah. She cheated on a then she convinced him that she wasn't, and then after all that Yeah. After she cheated, I ain't want to hear none of that. She's a
cheating hoe. >> Yeah. And she also fell in love with her her adopted son, I think. So, and would have sex. >> Blasphemy. That's blasphemy. >> Well, that's blasphemy. Well, I don't know if they there were even I guess they were >> that was just the word that popped in my head >> blasphemy. Yeah, I think it would be
more like you know taboo or incest or something like that but >> it's from a book called it's from a book called the secret history by procopius. It's about the empress Theodora emper emperor Justinian and it's like the secret history told by one of like I
think a philosopher of the day like a famous philosopher but or I think he was he must have been intimate >> I'm chat my phone dies at least close to I'm 13% >> okay well so let me see my this tablet is like kind of disappointing me say a little bit um it will Start
not charging. It's not broken already. I just got this thing. Oh, here it goes. >> I just broke a charger. You saying that I just I just went to go put a charger in earlier and it snapped right when I plugged it in. I'm like, what the >> I never sense every audience is ADHD. So, reading a 15minute paragraphs may not be the best idea. Exposed. Okay.
Well, okay. So, I used to be a teacher reading class. Even if you aren't a good reader, you can get main themes from written passages. Well, that's true. But that's why um you know they have the uh the cliff's notes, right? Like there's also some websites. I think it's called Spark Notes and it has like a bunch of like even Russian novels. Russian novels are notoriously complicated, impossible to understand. But it breaks it down
like really really well and it's really interesting. They're very they're brilliant authors of them, but they're just a little bit complicated to like read translated on on their own. But there's some interesting stories. There's one called by Theodore Dodoski and it's um um called the called Devils. It's really interesting. You can check
that one out. that now that you said that's not it made me think like >> these novels from other countries how better are they than America's >> well I mean America has some great American novels but I mean the Russian novels are I mean >> um the famous writer was a guy >> like for example like have you heard of like Ulisses have you heard of the book Ulisses right have you heard of that
>> no book >> it's by it's by someone it's by it's by James Joyce it's based it's like kind of like a modernday version of the Odyssey But it's very very very it'll take it takes a long time to understand and read. I don't know. Have you have you guys are you familiar with Ulyses to anybody? It's just written in a very like >> when when I read I read fantasy fantasy and comic books.
>> Yeah. I mean it's it's like it is very it's just complic. I mean it's like you know some of them are very hard to read but they're beautiful stories but they're just like wow. They are detailed. You've read it. How was it man? Was it was it diffic?
>> Yeah, Amanda read it. Amanda Erikson and it's like it's a famous novel, you know. >> Amanda said it. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt I won't doubt, man. I believe >> you can also watch little summaries of like of like um novels on you read it in high school. It was in high school. Wow. It's I in high school I read I read some complicated novels. I mean some of them were very complicated but it's like um I
would you know and I was a good reader. English was my top subject but it was still they were you know it's English is remembering details certain like names. I'm not great at names. I'm not good at numbers either like but I was >> I'm not good at psyche. That's a good thing. Yo if I met you in public we make you a freaking like other than psyche.
I'll be like I'll give you a nickname. Especially if your name is some some funny name. I'll be like, "Yeah, I'm gonna cut that in half." And now your name, your name is Christine. I'm like, "Yo Steve." >> Seek is a nickname, though. Hey, um, Sebastian, no, I did not receive any. I don't have a Bank of America. I don't I I have a different bank. Okay. So, it says, "The Iliad Odyssey were your
favorites." Yeah, I love the Oh, I love the Odyssey and the Iliad. Yeah, they um the Odysseies by Homer is like you know supposedly the world's first novel and uh you know it's like kind of like like school you know what schools do schools could wake people because they want us to believe that Greek mythology and the and the and the uh the Odyssey and all these things were just like were written
ancient times like you know Yeah right I mean it's just like they were written probably more recently and stuff and presented as ancient things but if you look at like some of >> schools Okay. So when did when was school actually created? >> School I I believe you know I believe the first schools were in Greece and they were like but they would basically
the philosophers would take on students and so they would be like you know Alexander the Great like I think was tutored by Socrates and uh is that right guys? And then you know so so but these are but this is kind of mythology because Homer is they'll say they don't know if Homer was a male or a man or a woman. They don't know if Homer existed at all. It could it was an oral tradition at first. And so when they say oral tradition, yeah, it's been told
over years, but who say that they don't they're just making it up at the time and they're saying it was passed, you know, you don't know. And also in oral tradition, >> that's kind of like where where was it actually created? How far is the school created >> school? I think I think educ the education was started probably in in Greece, you know, and and that was where the first schools were, but there were
also these mystery schools in Egypt as well. But but Egypt was very um attached to Greece, you know, because Alexander the Great um did the conquest there. And so u so there was like a lot of similar similarities between the gods and uh you know there's equivalence to the Egyptian gods to the Greek gods. Okay. I'm off today. That's good. Okay. Yeah. Off on Wednesdays. Oh, that's awesome. You have two advanced degrees. Reading is what?
So uh reading is so what I do. Yeah. Reading is what you do. >> This drains. When I say this drains my battery, it drains it fast. 5% I had a great consistent with you psyche be the first next up hit the link pin on the top >> later thank you okaynon
yeah I've actually been to Greece I've seen the mask of Agamemnon so let me see okay so 1% so I need to plug it back in okay ah about to turn off again okay so I was a low power chart or Well, that's not good. Okay, so I'll read I'll try to read a Norse mythology if it does if the tablet
doesn't die. It says that there's a book. Uh this is my I have this is not like long. They're very short, but they're fine. See, I've read one before, but library.
Okay, so this is called This is called Zeus Grant Stupid Wishes. Okay. And they have a Norse mythology section.
Okay. Um, Norse. Okay. So, it says, "Holy my friends. The this mythos we are coming upon right now is the cosmological equivalent of French kissing a battle axe. These myths are rude. crude and probably radioactive. They play music too loud and draw
disapprovingly looks from the elderly. They will wake up your mother in the middle of the night by driving a humvey through the armoire. Seriously, any mythology in which the principal characters are a su y ci a l pirate wizard and what essentially amounts to a beard with a hammer sticking out of it is a mythology for me and for you too once the Norse get through with you. So
it says, so you may already know that the way the Greeks thought the world got made and also the Romans because the Romans are goddamn copycatterers and maybe you have listened to some scientists or creation scientists and you know one or two other ways. Listen, I want you to forget everything you know about creation myths because the myth, this myth is going to blow your dick off from pure wonderment. And if you have
not got a dick, it's going to sew one on and immediately blow it off. Want to know why? Because it's north mythology time. Yeah. So to start out the world is already pretty badass. It's just two things. One is sea of pure all devouring fire called Musbell guarded by a dude named C who is just waiting to ride out and murder all the gods and then set the world on fire. By
comparison the other half of the world is pretty lame. It's just a bunch of ice called Nolim. But the best part is that between Musell and Nifolime, there's a big ass trench called Ginagap, which is empirically proven to be the number one funniest thing to say. Go ahead and say it. I'll wait. So, Ganunagap is where the starts to get real because the cold from Nippolime
bumps up against the heat from Moosebell. It caused a bunch of vapor to condense in Gungagap to create a frost giant in Gongagap named Yamir, not Gung. Actually, Yamir is more of an ogre than a giant. And he's more of a wuss than an ogre. Because what is the first thing this guy does? He goes to sleep right there in Gnungag, sweating and sleeping like a He sweats so hard
that a man and woman grow out of his armpit. And then he sweats even harder, causing his legs to each other and have a baby. So then this cow shows up and starts shooting milk everywhere. And Yamir drinks all of it because there's pretty much no one else to drink it other than his leg baby and the armpit people. Then the cow gets bored and starts licking ice. And all the licking
melts away enough ice to form the shape of a dude. Or maybe it's just the same dude who appeared in Yamir's armpit. Yamir has mastered the fine art of being a neglectful father. Anyway, the guy's name is Boore. He marries Bess Bisla, the daughter of some giant. Maybe the daughter of Emir. Who knows? Boore is quite a catch because he is the only man in existence. So Boore and Beastla have
the kids, have three kids, Odin, Billy, and Bee. Really, the only one anyone gives a about is Odin. He's the ruler of all things essentially. And he gets his brothers to help him kill Yamir, who's probably still asleep and has definitely not done anything to deserve being murdered. But Odin thinks seems to think he has become too evil, which perhaps means that he was snoring
really loud. Whatever the reason, they kill Yamir. Nice patraide, Odin. What are you going to do next? further desecrate your grandfather's body by tearing him apart and using his limbs as decoration for a universe you and your brothers are making. Yes, that is exactly what Odin and his brothers do. I mean, you got to give them credit. They pretty much use every part of the dude. Like, not only do they make his blood into lakes and oceans, and bones into
mountains, skin into earth, his teeth into tiny rocks, but they use his skull to make the sky, which is such a dumb idea that they have to get some cheap slave labor to make it work. So, they go over to Yamir's corpse, which is crawling with maggots at this point, and they're like, "Hey, maggots. Want to be a sentient humanoid species?" And the maggots are like, "Do we?" So, they turn into dwarves, and Odin's like, "Great, awesome. How about you repay us by
holding this skull I found? We wanted to make it into the sky, but skulls are really not meant for that. We'll even name the guys who do it north, south, east, and west. It'll be awesome." And the dwarves are like, "Okay, fine." But listen guys, just because they already have used Yamir's skull and skin and bones and teeth and blood does not mean they have finished defiling his corpse because the next thing they do is they chuck his brains into the air and they
become clouds. Do you think that clouds were beautifully fluffy collections of water vapor? Wrong, Brains and then they make the stars out of all the sparks coming out of Muso and give all the land along the coast to the giants. I guess to say sorry for murdering Amier and building the world out of his corpse, but the giants are still pissed. And Odin is like, I need a fort to
protect myself from all these giants. What will I build it out of? Oh, I know. Eyebrows. And then he the fort he builds becomes a safe haven for all the humans called Midgard. And they drag Yamir's corpse over Ganungagop. And Odin makes a place called Asgard. And surprisingly few of Yamir's body parts using surprisingly few of Yamir's body parts. He lives there with his wife Ria and is
startlingly faithful to her and fathers all the other gods who are called the Yir. So the moral of the story is that we need to invest space travel with quickness because all of Yamir's body parts are about to get real ripe real fast. Yeah. You like that one? That was a good one.
I should teach it as an adjunct. Yeah, I would like to um I would like to go over some of this stuff and like you know different I was really into reading actually fairy tales but I was like reading them in high school like analyzing like the psychological part. I even have like a bunch around here like these books all about the psychology of the fairy tale and stuff like that because they are you know archetypal.
So yeah so Mickey De's is hiring. Well why would I want to work there? I mean, did they do pay 20 bucks an hour, which is more than I make now, but you know, then I have to leave the house. I don't really like McDonald's food. It's okay.
Hi, guys. Okay, guys. We're doing good. You okay, so you want you want another one? I'll do another Norse one if you liked it. Okay, this one called Thor Got Hammered. says, "When Odin finally gets um done making the world and settles down to get busy with his wife, Fria, the first radical dude to get born is named Thor.
Thor is pretty much the baddest you will ever lay eyes on. In fact, if you ever laid eyes on him, he would probably walk up to you and destroy your eyes with his hammer. Thor's hammer is called Muolnir, and it was made like so." So Loki, the god of being a needless prick all the time, sneaks up on Thor's wife, Cif one day and shaves off all her hair like he's one of the guys on Jackass or something.
And Thor really loves hair, I guess. So he gets super angry and chases down Loki and he's like, "Hey, how about I cut off all of your face?" But Loki is like, "But I need my face for making infuriating remarks with or smirks with." And Thor is like, "Well, how about I just break every bone in your body?" And Loki's like, "No, I need those, too." He said, "How about I instead I have the dwarves make your wife some new hair. It will be made of
gold. It will grow like normal hair." And Thor's like, "Awesome." So Loki goes to the dwarves and it's like, "Guys, I sort of promised Thor that you would make his wife the ultimate toup pay." And the dwarves are like, "Sure, no problem. Do you want us to make it out of gold or double gold? Because we really like gold because we're dwarves." And hey, by the way, I'm sorry for being a racist against dwarves, but
that is how how dwarves are, okay? Some of my best friends are dwarves. Anyway, Loki is like, "Regular gold is fine." And the dwarves are like, "Okay, okay. Well, how about we also make you a boat called Skiba Daneer, which you can fit all your friends and all your treasure and always have wind in a sail and can be folded up and put in your pocket when not in use. And how about we also make
Odin a spear? Scratch that, an unstoppable spear." And Loki is like, "Damn, all we ever did for you guys was make you hold up the sky forever." So Loki brings all the sweet loot back to the gods and then he gets this great idea which is to bet the dwarves that they can't make three even more better treasures for free. But he doesn't have much cash on them. So instead he just
bets them his head. And these dwarves named Brock and ET take the deal because it's not like they have to bet anything themselves. And they go to the forge and Brock pulls out this big ass bore skin and he's like okay ET is completely crucial that you crank the bellows constantly. So ET starts doing it and pretty soon a big ass fly lands on the hand and stings the out of it. But
ET doesn't care. He's going crazy with that bellow. So Brock makes what he's trying to make. He brings it to Loki and he's like, "Okay, so we all love bores, right? But you know what would make a boar even better? Gold. Gold makes everything better. I'm a dwarf. I'm covered and I covered this boar in gold." Okay, look guys, I'm just telling the story. It's not fair to
apply our modern conception of racism to a bygone past. Okay, I forget what the term for it is, but don't do it. Anyway, the filthy dwarves still need to make two more things. So, Brock decides to cut off the middleman and just put some gold directly on the forge and he's like, "Hey, ET, remember what you do with the boar? Just do exactly that, but because it is totally crucial." So, ET
starts working the bellows and lo and behold, the same fly shows up and bites him on his neck. But ET just toughs it out and it keeps on pumping and Brock finishes the thing he's making and brings it to Loki. Check out this ring I made. I call it rapure. But the thing is this is just one gold ring. Do you think that it is enough gold? I don't think that it's enough gold. So
for what I made it to do is every ninth night it shits out eight identical rings that we so many rings. I can melt them down for their gold and then use them to make more rings and then drop more out more rings. I can create an infinite gold. This is the dream of every dwarf because we love gold so much. Did you know we invented rings so we could have sex with gold? Okay. Okay. Okay, hold on
guys. Do you have any door friends? Maybe you can just have them not read this myth. If they have read this far, it is already too late. We pretty much done with the gold part and you have lost their friend. Anyway, then Brock puts a big ass chunk of iron on the forge and ET starts pumping the bellows. And then the same fly comes back and bites his eyelids. His eyelids. But ET is just keeps pumping until blood
from the gaping wounds from this fly has inflicted trickles down into his eye. And he takes one hand up the bellows to wipe away the blood. And the bellows stops and everything is ruined. It was supposed to be a hammer called Mujolnir, but now it is a hammer called Mujolir with a kind of short handle. And Brock is like, "Dang, maybe I won't get Loki's head after all." And so he bundles up the and takes it to Asgard because
quitting us for And in Asgard, all the gods are like, "Holy damn, you made a ring that shits out more rings. And you do not have to be a dwarf to appreciate infinite gold." Oh, the boar the boar is pretty nice, too. I can he can use more gold maybe. And then Thor is like, "Guys, this hammer is so sweet. It hits anything I throw it at." And then it always comes back to my hand. I mean, the handle's a little bit short, but that doesn't keep it from never
missing. Guys, do you realize how many frost giants we can kill with that? This is the best Norse Christmas ever. And Brock is like, "Looks like I won the bet, Loki. I'm going to dip your head in gold and then probably it." That's what I do because I'm a dwarf. Look, I lied when I said the gold part was over. if you had your door friend, just keep reading because you have thought the damage was done and I'm really sorry, man, but you need taller friends. So
Loki starts running as fast as he can. And Thor gets gets the hammer that can hit anything 100% of the time. And he just kind of knocks Loki out and brings him back. And Loki's like, "Wait, I promised you my head, but I never promised you the neck that it rests on, so you can't cut it off." Ha. So Brock just shows Loki's mouth shut instead, which is probably the best thing for everybody. So what do we learn today is that dwarves give the best birthday
gifts. So, if you should try to make up with your dwarf friend, no matter how short they are or how bad they smell or how much they keep eyeing your gold earrings and licking their lips, but that's not the last wacky plan the gods came up with to avoid paying for So, there we go. I hope you liked like the my uh you like gold. Yeah, I like I like um
platinum better. Like gold I thought I think I kind of like brown, but I don't know. People seem to love it. Is it rare? I don't know if it's even rare.
Being poor at the worst, you know, um be on the street and being homeless is depressing. Not having your bathroom, shower, kitchen, fridge, and privacy. That's the worst for being in prison. Well, in prison, all those things are taken care of. You have the bathrooms, you have the showers, you have the kitchen, you have the fridge, and you have some privacy relatively. I guess
not that much. you show your butthole and stuff, but uh yeah. Um yeah, so maybe you privacy you exchange for prison. Um as for the street, there are bathrooms. I mean, there are on, you know, there's I know it's not very good. I'd rather have people in hotels, you know. They put they put them all a lot
of people in the Roosevelt. They took all the 10 cities down that were here. It was good stuff. You liked it? You like platinum, too? Yeah. You got to live in gratitude when you're poor with no money because money ain't everything. No, money is not everything. You can't take money with you. Money is actually just a thing. It's a some it's something it is. Maybe it can be um converted into energy in a certain way, but it's basically fiat currency unless it's
like, you know, gold or silver. It's not really um you know, and we can't just trade shells or gold and silver, you know. I was like, so you've been a poor tube, but definitely like having money better, right? Well, you know, I've been I've been blessed enough to,
you know, they never have to be be homeless and, you know, I've always been very fortunate in that way. Uh but but so but money or no money is like people like money doesn't buy happiness. There are billionaires that are just miserable people. there are homeless people that are living in bliss, you know, and so it's like it just depends, you know, it's really about how you look at life
and what you're also looking for in life. Some people like like the lifestyle where you're out fishing and and you know, catching your dinner and doing a little beach grill and sleeping in a tent under the stars and, you know, swimming in the ocean in the morning to get, you know, it's like some sounds that sounds pretty nice to me it sounds
like a vacation, you know, but some people consider that, oh, you know, some people pay people here pay money to like go to these huts in Thailand, these little huts, right? And like, you know, they're not very expensive and uh you know, we enjoy it as long as long as the setting is beautiful. It's just like when it's a concrete jungle, when it's like, you know, there's like people
fighting over stuff and I don't know. And also I think we treat some um illegal people better than American citizens, which I don't understand really why you were. Yeah. Well, that's see a random guy. Look at how the how life can change. And that reminds me of a quote. Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. Think about that.
you're suing this rec Oh yeah. So random guy we probably have more in common than you think but maybe I don't know we'll talk about it someday. A thing that keeps us from being homeless. What is the thing? It's the fear of it, right? It's like um or or else it's the uh it's we're blessed but there's there
worked for years at a trust manager for a bank. There was an old woman she managed that had a few million dollars but insisted on leaving it on the streets or living on the streets. Yeah, I've heard about um I've heard about that. Um I've heard there was some like a guy that was found like dead a homeless guy and he had like $3 million in a shopping cart or something like that, you know, and he was just some
people enjoy that or some people there's mental illness too. Some people this is too much for some people, right? Told her many times she could get her apartment, manage paying all bills, she wouldn't have it. Sometimes we go through bad patches and tough times financially or mentally or physically with an injury. Part of life got to take it one day at a time, one at a time, right? And it's also we have to help each other, right? It's like we have to make sure like you know we're watching
out for fellow citizens and like there's so many of the problems in the world are just from um you know a lot of it's from um ostracizing people um from just like you know bullying from hate like and people sometimes snap. We also have the Joker. What happens on the Joker, right? But you know, if you have tough times,
sometimes there's angels that help you. Sometimes it's like part of your part of the, you know, things you pop up for time asking for a few bucks and disappear. Oh, so you're the trust. Yeah. Interesting. You know, but it's like, you know, also a lot of the Tibetan llamas, like the early llamas. Yeah. Maybe mentally ill or just or just
enjoyed that. Maybe she's an angel in disguise. You never know, right? But uh yeah, you never know, right? It is wild. But I think that uh you know there's enough people think that oh the population is going there's too many people here. There eight eight billion or six billion people 8 billion people whatever. Yeah, a lot of people there's
plenty of room still. Do you know how much of America is just like empty land? You know it's just like or how much of the world is empty land? like you know tons like there's maybe it's a lot of it's owned or not to be developed but but also we can also build up like so we can build skyscrapers we also can build economically like you know in Saudi Arabia I think they have this wall and it's like you can you can like live inside the wall and like you you can
like it like has like little like transportation to go everywhere has like you know it's own inside garden and stuff in gardens and it's like all you know eco solar powered and it's it's kind of like a utopia kind of stuff, but it kind of sounds a little bit like a prison. Yeah, I know. I was going to say prison, right? It's like it's like both. But it's nice though. It's like and so
it's like, you know, we do kind of you can look at Earth as a prison in a certain way, right? Eco prison. Well, how about tiny homes? How about that? Like I mean, I wouldn't even fit inside a tiny home, right? I I mean, a tiny home can like a munchkins would live in a tiny they're having, you know, people tall as me are living in these tiny homes. like it's like a dog house for a human really. You can also order a house
on Amazon for like I think 10 grand and they'll sh they'll bring you a house. You just put on some land. Nobody can find the lady at all. Wow. But prison is like, you know, some some people like prison um because it's like some for some men it's like camp. For me it would be kind of fun because I'd just
be like I'd probably have finally have a boyfriend. I'd uh you know just like keep to myself to do the you know have like a little kitchen job and maybe lots of sex. That would that make it all worth it. But a lot of guys wouldn't like that. But van life. Yeah. Same with van life. Yeah. We have this guy on the show. His
name is the elf guy. What's his name? Dark dark elf. I'm not sure what his name dark elf or something. It gets a little Yeah, it gets a little it's a little crowded though. your privacy that's priceless. Yeah, but like who your privacy doesn't mean anything if it's not respected. And so it's like what happened in like the they had something called the Stazzi that was a that was the East German secret police.
And what happened was they started like having like everyone spy on each other, you know, for the for the state. And like then all of a sudden like they went from like the neighbors spying each other on each other to like the families well then they bring in the people and then the the they turn people in. So they'd bring more people in. And so families would telling each other. So it was like mothers were telling their kids, kids would tell their parent, like
it was just like a mess. And then like pretty much almost everyone was locked up. And then they're like, "Okay, well, we need to rethink this." But yeah, they would uh they would just be spying like crazy right? Yeah. Yeah. Well,
yeah. But the good thing is that our court system is set up for the privacy laws. And so it's like, you know, you can like take a illegal surveillance is fine. You just can't, it's not admissible in any court. So think about how would you like to have your, you know, if you have a wife or husband, how would you like to have them recorded like through the window
highowered, you know, telescope or whatever, like some nearby hotel like
My own bathtub, shower, fridge, and bedroom is worth big. Yep. Yeah, I know it is. It is. I'm very lucky. Especially Especially uh Los Angeles is very expensive. Hell no. What? Once you have to move. Yeah. Yeah. Well, now it's getting like, you
know, freaking Yeah. the little it's well it's getting very um invasive like people wanting to spy on each other people you know and it's like I know it's for like whatever but it's like but I I know it will happen it will you know um slowly slowly
it will turn into East Germany again probably be a wall built until people just have have had enough of it and stand up for themselves and their rights Okay. People recording you and family. Hell no. Well, right. But there think about like the phones. Phones can be hacked.
The there's cameras in these things. The cameras can all be hacked. Um there um you know the information is pretty much public, but now it's like there's like a big you know it's easier to go places. It's easier easier to communicate. I mean a lot of things are easier to do. It's all and it's like I don't know.
It's it's getting dangerous, right? I mean, privacy with having your apartment instead of in the street or shelter with prison or mental health with strangers. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you're in Unless you're you're in a you're in a you know, solitary confinement, that's privacy, right? Plenty of privacy there.
See, there's such a thing as too much privacy, too. There's also such a thing as like being trapped in your own home. It's like like we our homes can be prisons when we put ourselves in gated communities. It's like we're just like keep everyone out, right? But that's what prisons do the same thing. They have gates, right? That's so so the very rich and the very poor both have a gated community, right? A prison or a Anyway,
let's see. This This sounds like a funny book. Let me see. I think some probably guys can says, "I always hated being an adult. I resented the fact of being so caught up in grown-up stuff like forgetting to pay my bills, finding socks that match, and lying about why I was late for work that I lost sight of everything that ever
made me happy as a child. I gave up on popping wheelies. I stopped ding-dong ditching, and I don't even think spitballs or really loud farts were as funny as they used to be. I haven't drawn a dick on something in years." And I couldn't even remember the last time I threw a party at my parents house when they weren't home or when I had sex with a 16-year-old girl in the backseat of my mom's car. But my by my 40th birthday, I was completely broken and just a shell
of that spry boy who left the loudest farts in the fifth grade. Shortly after I graduated college, I needed to find a job and move the hell out so I could start paying my own goddamn bills already. At least that's what my parents were telling me. my parents didn't understand was that I was a psychology major and psychology majors don't do stuff like get good jobs or move out of their parents' house. With a shitty college major and not enough charm or
good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharmaceutical sales like my mom and dad wanted me to, it looked like I was destined to smoke pot all day and live with my parents forever. With a little luck and a fuckload of white privilege, my life is finally on the right track. I healed the damaged relationship with my father. Even though he could be a real dick sometimes, I was also a wicked my inner child. Now I'm the same funloving,
happy go-lucky kid who used to masturbate five times a day and play with matches. I have dental insurance, an amicable divorce, and two kids who aren't in therapy yet. I'm even back to drawing dicks on people's stuff at work again. Let's just say my life turned out exactly as he planned. My inspirational story of faith, hope, and redemption will change your life forever. If you don't believe it, my third cousin from Jersey didn't read it and he's still on
heroin. My neighbor didn't read it either, and he's a nosy dick who can't ever mind his own business. My nana and pop didn't read it. Now they're both dead. If you don't want to end up dead like my nana and pop, you need to read this book. You like it? Hi guys. Okay. Um, sometimes it takes losing everything to begin to appreciate
anything. At least that's what uh happened to me. By the time I was 35 years old, everything good in my life was gone. I had lost my home, my kids, my wife, and my job. I lost it all. I was just another homeless vagrant. I was no different from Sylvester Salone and the other 11 famous people you wouldn't believe were homeless that I read about on my phone during my daughter's boring dance recital last month. When I was homeless, I didn't know where I would
get my next meal, where I would shower again, or even where I would take a decent without being arrested or freaking anyone out. It was awful. I would go days without brushing my teeth, and sometimes I'd even go for weeks without flossing. I could I couldn't watch The Walking Dead anymore. or I even miss the final episode of Breaking Bad. With no access to my favorite television shows, being homeless was the hardest thing I had to face in my whole entire life. I would not wish such a
fate on my worst enemy, not even my fat of a boss who was constantly busting my balls about being late to work all the time. The whole time I was homeless, I kept looking for salvation. But all I ever found was the bottom of a natural ice can, the worst kind of beer known to man. The kind of beer only drank by poor people in college kids. I was on a crash course self-destruction and ruin. and also cheap beer. It was only by the grace of God than the help
of a few kind souls that I was able to rise like a phoenix out of the ashes to discover true happiness and start getting drunk on delicious craft beer again. My life as a homeless person taught me a lot of valuable lessons. It taught me way more about living my best life, the power of positive thinking, energy gifts, self-love, courage, affirmation, eye statements, or any other that stupid and all those self-help books that my mom buys for
Christmas every year. My experience as a Christmas as a homeless person strengthened my faith. It defined my character. It fostered my resilience. It even taught me how to love myself again. Now I'm back to loving myself three or four times a day just like I did when I was back in middle school. Well, yes, I got a bit ahead of myself. Before I go any further, let me tell you everything that happened to me on this extraordinary journey that led to self-discovery and spiritual
enlightenment. I will share with you the entire story of my tragic fall and epic rise all the way to the catharsis that helped reset my narcissistic mindset so that I can exist on a higher plane of consciousness than the rest of you. First, you need to hear my backstory. I need to tell you about how I came face to face with vile and despicable foes such as bosses, co-workers, wives, children teachers pets parents family, friends, and how their constant
barrage of and nagging led me down a path of self-destruction and ruin. This is what we writers like to call a backstory. At least it's I think it's called a backstory. It might actually be called an opening or maybe introduction, but I'm pretty sure it's backstory. In any case, all the great timeless pieces of literature have great backstories. Death Wish, Die Hard, Braveheart, Alien, Predator, and even all those Jason and Freddy movies, they
all have great backstories. Let's examine the backstory of Braveheart for the minute. Braveheart managed to win five Oscars even though Mel Gibson hates Jews. That's how good it was. In this movie, Mel Gibson paints his face and kills everyone. Not a bad plot for a movie, but not exactly Oscar worthy either. Now, add a backstory where his entire family gets killed by the bad guys. Now, we're talking five Oscars. Schwarzenegger did a similar movie
called Commando. In this movie, Arnold was just a simple retired Commando living in the middle of the desert when suddenly the bad guys bust in and kidnap his daughter, which obviously forces them to paint his face and kill everyone. There's a fantastic movie called Robocop, uh, which has a great backstory as well. In this movie, a police officer gets shot and turned into a robot cop who winds up obviously winds up killing everyone as well. Just to be
clear, as much as I love movies about people who paint their faces or get turned into robots and wind up killing everyone, this is not what happened to me. I was just simply citing those examples of good backstories because I have a pretty amazing backstory as well. It's probably not as good as getting turned into a robot or being a secret commando and killing everyone, but it's still a pretty good one. You see, I was once an optimistic young man who had a
very promising future. I absolutely loved life and treasured every moment. I would spend every day smiling, laughing, skipping, and whistling. Sometimes I would even jump around and uh frolic in the autumn leaves or simply burst in the song. But then something happened. I stopped being me. I stopped being that funloving happy golucky kid who masturbated five times a day and played with matches. I didn't play with my G.I.
Joes or Transformers anymore. I gave up popping wheelies and vandalizing stuff. No more spitfalls or really loud farts, which were hilarious as they used to be. I stopped getting stoned before school and I couldn't tell you the last time I threw a party at my parents house when they weren't home or when I had sex with a 16-year-old girl in the backseat of my mom's car. Somewhere along the way, I lost sight of everything that made me happy as a
child. I was too wrapped up in the hustle and bustle of everyday grow up stuff like finding socks that match, taking showers, getting dressed, looking for car keys, looking for my wallet, trying to get in my house after I lock myself out, paying overdraft fees, forgetting about my dirty dishes, ignoring late notices, not taking the garbage out, spanking the out of my kids, complaining about stuff, coming up with about why I was late to work. Because being a real grown-up had become
such a burden that life had lost its luster, the joy and innocence of my youth was dead. I'll be honest, I never knew that being an adult be such hard work. I always figured my whole life would be just fall into place. I would have the kind of guy who would look like a male model and wore khaki pants just like all those dockers commercials with all those handsome guys wearing khaki pants. I assumed that I would have six-pack abs, a million dollars, and a
smoking hot wife with really huge fake tits. And we would make out all the time in public and do really trendy parenting stuff like pay attention to our kids. Never in our wildest dreams did I think I would grow up become a homeless guy drinking natty ice out of a brown paper bag. But there I was. By my 40th birthday, I was nothing more than a shell of that spry and gallant young man and his whole life head in front of him
and left the loudest parts of fifth grade. Here's how it all happens. How long is this story? Okay, there's only a few more pieces. You like it? Funny. Okay, where is everybody here? Okay, good. Okay. So, it says, okay, says, "My story begins in the
spring of 2001 on the campus of the US News 135th best liberal arts college in the entire United States of America. You probably never heard of it. I can assure you it's a very prestigious school. In fact, it's better than 134 other colleges in that specific category, including that particular rating. This school is so elite that it only accepts 72% of its applicants." Now, not that I'm bragging, but in 1997, it happened
to be one of those applicants. I know statistics may seem a little tight tr and boring. You're probably wondering where to do with all this, but the figure are a much needed element to my story because they provide the necessary empirical data to support my mom's undying belief that I was indeed a very special boy. So on a faithful day in uh spring in 2001 in a quaint little college town nestled in the foothills of Pennsylvania, I was about to graduate
college and embark on my journey into manhood and greatness. Now to some skeptics, they might argue that college degree doesn't hold as much value as it used to. Sure, I didn't borrow $65,000 to take a useless major that will eventually not get me a good job from a mediocre college that no one has ever heard of. And sure, I'll never be able to pay back those loans, and my credit will someday be ruined because of it. And that doesn't mean I still don't deserve to have a party with cake. The
graduation was a fine and wonderful ceremony. It was well-known keynote speaker who I'm sure had some very profound words. I don't remember what they were, but I'm sure speech was very good. The ceremony itself was wonderful, too. It has pomp and a lot of circumstance. and even had a blistering hot sun that was beating down on me for hours upon hours. And every single last name got called, even the names of the people who had the shitty majors like
philosophy and psychology. So, let's cut all the Graduations are pure torture. I'd rather have someone put cigarette out of my eyelids while being while they sodomized me with a cactus than go to graduation ceremony. No, even worse, I'd rather go to my third cousin's gender reveal party. News flash, you're not the first person to have a baby. No one gives a about what you're having. Anyway, the tassels were turned. My graduation finally
ended. It was somewhere between holding in a fart and looking at my watch because that was what I was usually do at this sort of thing. That's when something wonderful and extraordinary happened. Out of nowhere, the whole entire audience stood up and erupted with applause. It was a standing ovation. I couldn't believe it. I puffed my chest out proudly because everyone loved me. It was the proudest moment of my life. I was not expecting that sort of praise and adulation. I didn't
realize that people were such big fans of psychology majors. I'd bet Jesus Christ himself never got a standing ovation and he performed miracles. I'll be honest, based on my major, GPA, drinking, drug use, the assortment of disorderly conduct, my cheating work ethic, overall disposition, I probably deserved the opposite of standing ovation. I probably deserved a room full of silent farts. I had no job and
nowhere to live. I was in debt up to my ears. I was drunk all the time. Still, I was getting my first standing ovation. One of my dad's buddies was a degenerate gambler. He lived that way for years and no one ever gave him a standing ovation. But then again, he didn't graduate from college either. It was truly the proudest day of my life.
Yeah. Who is that? Trevor. Okay. Is that somebody used to be settlements that cities now gay communities forts? Okay. About staying safe from them. Safe from others, right? Yeah. Stay safe from other people, right?
um keeping the criminals out, keeping ourselves in. Well, at least like you know, anybody that wishes us harm out. So, I think I'm going to have my Okay,
this this uh this book is called Am I the A memoir. So, that was that book. Do you like that book?
Okay, I'm let me see if they have the the story here. This is I have a book about Okay, this is a book about fairy tales and like the unconscious and stuff like that. It's called Shadow and Evil and Fairy Tales. It's by Carl Jung um one of
his best students. Okay. Says mountain it says this is called the two two travelers is a story. It says the two travelers says mountain and valley do not meet but human beings sometimes do both good and bad. So it happened that a tailor and a shoemaker met in their wanderings. The tailor was a small good-looking amusing and merry sort of fellow. He saw the shoemaker on the other side of the road and greeted him with a joke. But the shoemaker did not
like jokes and made a sour face and looked like and looked like fighting the tailor. But the little fellow began to laugh and handed him his bottle, saying, "No harm, men. Have a drink and swallow your rage." The shoemaker took a big draft and suggested they should walk on together. "All right," said the tor. "If you want to go to a town, big town where there's plenty of work." The tor always merry and fresh and red cheeks, had no trouble getting work, as well as a kiss
behind the door from the master's daughter. And when he met the shoe maker, he always had more money than he, although the sirly shoemaker was not so fortunate, the tailor laughed and shared what he had with his companion. When they had been sometime on the road, they came to a big forest through which a way led to the king's city. And there were two paths. One took seven days, and the other only two, and they didn't know which was which, and debated as to the
quantity of bread they should take. The shoemaker wanted to take enough bread for seven days. But the tailor was ready to take a risk and trust in God. It was such a long way. On the third day, the tailor had finished his bread. But the shoe maker had no pity on him. By the fifth day, the tailor was so hungry he had asked the shoemaker for some bread, for he was quite white and exhausted. The shoemaker agreed and said that in
exchange, the tor must put let him put out one of his eyes. The unhappy tailor, who didn't want to die, could only agree, and the heartless shoemaker cut out his right eye. The next day, the tor was again hungry, and the seventh day too exa exhausted to stand. The shoemaker said that then he'd have pity on him and give him more bread, but that in return he must have the tor's other eye. Then the tor begged God's
forgiveness for the light-hearted way which he had lived, and told the shoemaker that he had not deserved such treatment at his hands, for he had always shared everything with him, and without his eyes, he would not be able to sew, and could only beg. And he asked that he might not be left there to die alone in his blindness. But the shoemaker who had shut God out of his heart took his knife and cut out the left eye. Then gave the tor a piece of bread, cut him a stick, and led him
away. When the sun went down, they came out of the wood by some gallows. The shoemaker led the blind to Taylor there and left him. Worn out with pain and hunger. The tor fell asleep and slept through the whole night. When he woke up in the morning, he did not know where he was. On the gallows hung two poor sinners, and on the head of each set a crow. The two crows began to talk, and one told the other that the dew which
during the night had fallen on them from the gallows would give back sight to anyone who wished washed with it. When the tor heard this, he took his handkerchief and soaked it in the dew in the grass, washed his eye sockets with it, and had two healthy eyes. Soon the sun rose, and the plane before him was the king's city with his beautiful gates and hundreds of towers. He distinguished every leaf on the trees and saw the
birds fly by and the midgetes dance in the air. He got out a needle, and when he saw that he could thread as well as ever, his heart jumped for joy, and he knelt and thank God. Then he picked up his bundle and went on singing and whistling. Soon he met a brown colt running about the field. He seized it by the man, meaning to jump on it, and rode into town. But the colt begged for its freedom, saying it was too young, and
that even a light tailor would break its back and let it be until it was strong enough, and perhaps someday he'd be able to repay him. So the tailor let the colt go. But the tor had not eaten since the previous day. He then saw a stork and seized it by one of its legs, meaning he cut his head off so that he could have something to eat. But the stork said that it was a holy bird, which never harmed anybody and was a great use to the human race, and begged to be allowed
to live. He told the tailor it would make it up to him another time. So the tailor let it fly away. Then the tor saw in the pond two little ducks. He caught one and wanted to ring the neck to have something to eat. But the old duck swam out of the bushes and implored him to have pity on her dirt children. think she said what your mother would say if someone wanted to make an end of you. So the goodteeered to Taylor said that she
should keep her children and put the duck back in the water. When he turned around, he saw an old hollow tree where the ble bees flew in and out. That will be my reward for my good deeds, he said. But the queen bee came out and said, "If you touch my people and destroy my nest, we will sting you with 10,000 glowing needles. Leave us in peace and go your way. In return, we will one day do you a
service." So the tor went away and came hungry into the town. As it was midday, he entered an inn and ate. And since he looked for work and found a job, he was a very good tailor. He soon became famous and everybody wanted a coat made by him. And at last he came to be an appoint uh appointed court tailor. But as it happens in life, on the same day his old comrade was made the court
shoemaker. And when the latter saw the tailor with two healthy eyes, his conscience began to trouble him. And he planned to destroy the tailor before he could tell her story. Tell tell the story. So in the evening when he had finished his work, he went to the king and told him the tailor was the insulent fellow who had boasted that he would find the golden crown which had been lost in the olden days. So the next morning the king had the tailor brought to him and ordered him to produce the
crown or leave the town forever. The unhappy Taylor packed up his bundle and prepared to leave the city, though he was very sorry to leave the place where everything had gone so well. When he came to the pond where he had met the ducks, there was the old duck cleaning her beak at the bank. The tor told her what happened to him. Is that all?" said the duck. "The crown fell in the water and is lying at the bottom of the pond. Just lay your handkerchief on the bank."
And then she dived down with her 12 children, and after five minutes came up again with the crown, lying on their wings and 12 little ducks around her, holding them up with their beaks. So the tor wrapped up his handkerchief and took it to the king, who gave him a golden chain as a reward. When the shoemaker saw that the plot had failed, he went again to the king and said that the tor had boasted that he could produce a
model of a royal castle in wax with everything that was in it. Uh,
who is that? Somebody with my name. Hold on. Who's this? Hello? Who is that? Can you type in the back chat who you are?
Oh, I know who it is. What are you doing? Are you naked? Hello? Hello? Oh, it's gay. Okay, guys. I Okay, I'm gonna finish the story anyway. Okay, I'll put
on mute. I'm gonna come back later. Okay. Okay. Anyway, I'm almost done with the story. Got a guy that's gay. Okay, whatever. Okay. Okay. So,
okay. So, Okay. So, here's about the gold. Okay. So, then it says, okay, so the tor thought that things got worse. Oh, it said hold on. It says the king ordered the tailor do that and said if there was even a nail missing, the tailor should be imprisoned in the earth for the rest of his life. The tor thought that things
got worse and and and that nobody could stand that. And again, he went his way. But when he got to the hollow tree, the queen bee flew out and asked him if he had a stiff neck since he was hanging his head so low. Then the tailor told the story. As the bees began to hum, and the queen bee said he must go home and come again tomorrow at the same time with a big cloth. When he arrived the next day, the bees had made a perfect
model. The king was delighted and gave the tailor a fine stone house. But the shoemaker went a third time to the king and said that the tor had boasted that he could make a spring of water well up in the king's courtyard as high as a man and as clear as crystal. The tor was ordered to do under pain of having his head cut off. Once more the tor prepared to leave with the tears running down his cheeks, but the colt came running to him
and said he knew what he was the matter. The tor must sit on his back. He galloped into the courtyard and around it three times like lightning. And the third time he threw himself down, in which time there was a tremendous crash, and a ball of earth flew up in the air and over the castle, and immediately after, water jetted as high as a man and horse and as clear as crystal. When the king saw it, he embraced the tailor before everybody. But the good luck again did not last. The king had many
daughters, one more beautiful than the other, but no son. And the wicked shoemaker went once more to the king and said that the tailor had boasted that he could bring the king a son through the air. The king called the tor and told him that within nine days he could bring him a son. He could marry his eldest daughter. So the tor went home and wondered what on earth he could do. Again, thinking nothing was to be done, he made up his bundle and went, saying, "I will leave this place where I cannot
live in peace." But when he came to the meadow, his old friend, the stork, greeted him. When he told his story, the stork said he should not grow any gray hairs over that since he had long brought babies to town, and for once he could also fetch a little prince out of the well. The tor should go home and be quiet. In nine days time he should go to court where the stor would come. The tor went home and to the castle at the right
time. The store soon came knocking at the window. The tor opened the window and in came the long legs walking carefully over the marble floor carrying in his beak a child like an angel. It stretches little hands out to the queen. The stork laid on her lap. She was overjoyed. The tailor married the eldest daughter and the shoemaker had to make shoes in which the tor danced in at the wedding feast where after he was ordered to leave the city forever. His road
through the forest led to the gallows worn out with anger and the heat of the day he threw himself down and when he shut his eyes and wanted to sleep the two crows flew down with loud cries and picked out his eyes. He ran around like a crazy man in the wood and must have perished there for nobody ever heard or saw him again. Good.
Potato Head Harry Gaga. Okay. Audio books. Was that good? I I think I have like a okay reading voice. I'm going to get something out of I'm going to get my coffee out once or it's like a s'mores coffees. Okay.
You're not aroused. Well, neither am I. That's good. Has actually has some um It has some Bailey's Cream in it. Okay. How about this is a book. This is an interesting book. How to stay sane in a up world. How about let's read a chapter of that.
U something deeper than despair. Chapter one. It says, "I would not have this I would not have you descend into your own dream. I would have you be a conscious citizen of this terrible and beautiful world." On November 14th, 2016, just six days after Donald Trump won the election, my wife Annie woke up in the middle of the night in excruciating pain. A trip to
the ER revealed that the cancer she'd been fighting for more than a year had spread into her abdomen and a tumor was blocking her left kidney. Several long hours later, she emerged from surgery with a plastic tube implanted in her side that drained urine into a big into a bag. I was told she likely have to be on this tube for the rest of her life. When our three-year-old son visited, I would teach him not to touch mom's tube.
That was a moment I could hear Despair calling me almost audibly. It said, "Your life is Everything is completely Your best option is to go cower in the corner. In that intense moment, I thought of a story I'd heard the Vietnamese Buddhist monk and peace activist Dick Knakt tell countless times over the 20 years I studied with them. It's a story about a banana tree,
and it goes like this. One day, Tik N was meditating in a jungle in Vietnam, and he saw a young banana tree with just three leaves. The first leaf was fully grown, broad, and flat and dark green. The second leaf was still partially curled beneath the first and the third leaf was buried light green and tender just beginning to unfurl. This was during the middle of the Vietnam War and
it was leading he was leading a huge organization of young people who'd helped rebuild villages that had been destroyed by bombs or napal. He spent nearly every day with villagers whose lives had been ravaged by war and he witnessed the deaths of several of his closest friends. The central question in his life at that moment was how to reconcile the intensity of his calling to help suffering people with his
mindfulness practice. He knew that he needed his mindfulness practice to keep from being overwhelmed with despair. But how could he justify cultivating peace and joy in himself while so many other people were dying? He was holding this question in mind and looking at the young banana tree when he had a deep insight. It occurred to him that the eldest banana leaf was fully enjoying her life as a leaf. She was absorbing
the sun and rain, radiating beauty and peacefulness. However, she hadn't abandoned the other leaves to pursue her own happiness. In fact, she had nourished herself basking in the sunshine. She was also nourishing the younger leaves and banana tree and the entire jungle. He decided that human beings were just like this. As we nourish ourselves with peacefulness and joy, we're also supporting the
well-being of every other person in our lives. in that hospital room. As I looked at my wife and son, I couldn't avoid seeing how much they needed me. They didn't need me to do anything in particular. They needed me to stay with them and help them to see that they weren't alone. That life was still worth living. If I could somehow find a way not to lose touch with what's beautiful and joyful in life. If I could tap into something in me deeper than despair,
that I'd have something to offer the people I love most. Deeper than despair. Looking around today, it's hard to escape the conclusion that our world is exquisitly Of course, there's a lot of beauty in this world at the same time that the sheer magnitude of violence, greed, hatred, and straight up stupidity can be overwhelming if we let ourselves pay attention and care. The terrifying part for me is that what
happens to good-hearted people when we get overwhelmed by all of it. We're committed to paying attention and caring, and we refuse to escape into whatever privilege we can find. However, the intensity of suffering we experience poisons us. We lose touch with our humanity. We either end up in despair on one side or we fall into toxic righteousness on the other. Toxic righteousness is a term created by
writer and activist Starhawk to describe the angerfueled self-certainty that pervades our political discourse. Toxic righteousness is what happens when we're more mere inches from despair but somehow summon enough strength to lash out instead of collapsing. In that state, we're incapable of listening and often don't see why we should since our opponents are less than human. If anyone
tries to say that our vitriol and indignation aren't helping, we get violently defensive because we believe the only alternative is giving up entirely. The challenge of staying human in a up world comes down to how we respond to the immensity of suffering that confronts us from every direction. Whether I'm suffering from things in my own life, things in the lives of people I love, or the pain I feel when I pay attention to the conditions in our
world, and it's usually what all of those, I have to find a way to take care of the compassion in me so that I don't end up overwhelmed. If I can't, I'll find if I I'll find myself in total despair, possessed by toxic righteousness, or worst of all, I'll find whatever little bubble of privilege I can to escape into and stop caring. Once I understand the suffering in the world can turn me into someone I don't
want to be, I became extremely motivated to find a way to stay human. I don't want to stop caring as I don't want to drown in anger and bitterness. I want to stay present and be a force for good. I want to become thick non banana leaf with enough joy and peace that I'm able to benefit myself and others. I refuse to let everything that's up in the world strip me of my humanity from here to there. How do I become that kind
of person? How do I strengthen that capacity in me? What am I supposed to do if it's not easy for me? What if I really struggle with anger, despair, and shutting down? Is it possible to change? I can almost guarantee that when I was first exposed to mindfulness and compassion trading as a 19-year-old college student, I was a much more up person than you are. I grew up poor in Boston with an alcoholic single
mother. I was constantly bullied, homeless as a teenager. I never knew my father. By the time I got to college, I was angry and lonely and had a few social skills. When a political science professor of mine assigned pieces every step by thick knock honk to change everything. I immediately recognized that mindfulness and compassion were exactly what we're missing for my life. Then as a 19-year-old sometimes do when they find something that makes sense to
them. I immense I immerse myself in these practices often spending several months on retreat with thick nakan every year and following him wherever he went. Through all the practice and study I've learned to experience more joy and freedom than I would ever thought possible. I've gone from being someone with an intense amount of suffering and self-destructiveness to someone with real intimacy and harmony in my life. If
I can change, anybody can. Nothing is free until it is. On the other hand, change isn't easy and it doesn't happen on its own. It requires that we find ideas and practices that make sense to us on a deeper level. We have to engage with those ideas and allow them to change how we see the world. Then we have to put them in practice and see the effects they produce on our lives. Finally, when we find a teaching or
training that feels truly helpful, we must commit ourselves to deliberate practice. The more time and effort we invest, the greater the change we can expect to see. But then something magical happens. The practices and ideas we used to require so much effort begin to feel like second nature. It's as if you put so much energy into learning to speak French, then all of a sudden you realize you developed a little fluency. You can now have a conversation in
French without much effort at all. In this case, we start to experience a compassionate thought arising on its own in a moment that would have triggered anger in the past. It's the fruit of our dedication. It's the effort that leads to effortlessness. Words get sick. It's possible to pay attention and care about the suffering in the world without letting it poison us. There is a quality of mind we can develop that allows us to stay present
with suffering without losing touch with the joy of being alive. We can accept that pain is an evidentible part of life without letting that make us callous or uncaring. Instead, we can respond with radical acceptance and a willingness to do whatever we can to alleviate suffering. The word that my teacher thick knocked on used to describe this way relating to life was mindfulness. However, I don't really like that word. Too many people use it to mean something
entirely different from what thick knocked on means. They say that mindfulness is about taking deep breaths, sitting on a cushion on the floor or watching your thoughts and feelings with disinterest like you're watching a boring TV show. When dickn is the word mindfulness, he's describing a way of relating to the world and specifically to suffering that contains compassion, joy, equinimity, and wisdom. It is precisely the quality that allows
us to stay human and up situations to stay open, caring, and able to relate. It's possible for words to get sick and lose their meaning. When that happens, we can either abandon the word or we can try to rehabilitate it. I'm not entirely ready to give up on the word mindfulness, at least not today. But when I use it, remember I mean to use it in this deeper sense. Regardless of what you want to call it, this
ability to stay human in the face of intense suffering is something that's in short supply in our world. It's also something that we desperately need. So the next question is how to develop the capacity in ourselves. How can we learn to do this better? I spent my life studying this question and I've come to believe that can be developed through training ourselves in a set of specific skills. This book is designed to help you develop the skills that will help
you stay human. Help you pay attention, care deeply, and feel connected even in really up situations. First, you'll learn about each skill. Then you'll try it out until you find a way of using it that feels beneficial. Finally, you'll practice it until it feels natural. That Here we go. How are we doing? What did Glotty say?
Dumb cluck gy and gay oc sitting in a tree. Hold on. Psyche's awakening. Wink wink. Is that autobiography? Um, no it's not. But I mean, but I did study I did study Buddhism. Um, interestingly, and that did teach me a lot about the nature of suffering and also the world. Um, I do believe we can
be better people. I believe that we can improve. I believe that the world is up sometimes, but um it's how we react to situations, not the situations that that really make us right.
And also, I like how we talked about mindfulness. It's like because some people Yeah. Mindfulness is about just being aware of like more than just ourselves and our desires, our wants to have like, you know, be less selfish. So that's interesting. So guys, is anybody on Tik Tok? Because
I'm on Tik Tok. I'll put my link. I'll try to put my link in the thing. Let me see if I can find the if you're on it. like there's I haven't signed a lot of people on it but uh I'm almost at 250 subscribers or or members, right? Or like whatever subscribes, right? And then
um I need I need 1,000 and I can be Oh, I'm on one tonight. You are. You are. No, you won't. I won't kick you. No, I won't.
So anyway, and look at I open I just opened Tik Tok and look what it says. It says, "No matter what is going on in your life, don't quit. No matter what obstacles you face or the heartache you feel, don't give up. Someone is praying for you and you will make it through. You're my prayers and God is on your side." Amen. Oh, this is very nice. Oh, yeah. This lady has some pretty good quotes.
The road I have traveled has not always been an easy one. And the path was often full of stones. But I am still here. I know that the only reason I was able to make it this far, the only reason I'm here today is the fact that God was walking the road with me every step of the way. Amen. Promise yourself, no matter how bad people treat you, never become a bad person to take revenge. Still be kind. God knows the beauty of your heart.
Sometimes you just have to play the role of the fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.
When the train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit and trust the engineer. Trust God today. No matter how dark your situation, God says you are coming out. And then it says, what does this say? So, God is watching over you. Okay, let's see.
You You can go 40 days without food, three days without water, eight minutes without air, but you can't go a single second without God. When you have a good heart, you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much, and it seems like you're the one who gets hurt the most right? Nice.
Where? Come on. Where is everybody? 23 people in chat. I'm just like, you know, I wanted to um we uh and when Summer gets here, if she wants to start a panel, I mean, she wants me to start a panel, I will. Or else someone can sponsor it. But uh what's wrong, Gotti? So, this is really good. This is s'mores
no shake with with the with the Bailey's in it.
I added a copy to it, like a Vietnamese coffee. Hey, Trix Yoli, here's the link here,
guys. What kind of dog is Christine's dog? You know what kind of dog that is? Because I kept trying to like I was like I thought I put I put a cockaoo and I put a malti poo and they they both like the multi poo looked way too small and then the cockaoo labradoodle. Okay guys, I'll be right back. Let me see. I'll I'll play
I'll play my song. I'll play my I'll play my thing again. Hold on. My video. I'll be right back. I'm just gonna make the I'm going to make Christy. Oh. Oh, hold on. Never mind. Never mind. Hello. >> Go see. >> Hello. Can you hear me, brother? >> Hi. Yes. Yes, sir. >> How are you? >> I think it's a I think it's a golden
retriever, isn't it? >> No, it's a it's a labradoodle. It's like part part lab and part part poodle. It's like it has that curly hair, you know? Beautiful curly hair. Uh, is it >> my my mother owns a uh my mother owns a uh it's husky and Pomeranian. I forget what you call it. It's kind of expensive actually. >> Pomsky or some Pomsky.
>> Yeah. >> Um, so basically it's like a literally like it's a miniature uh uh >> super small. >> Oh, cool. That sounds cute. Yeah. Um, >> there's no point really because it's so little though. I mean, it's tiny. >> Yeah. But a cute dog. I love like little dogs. They're like little, you know, sometimes they're like a little bit, you
know, >> and it doesn't even like how or talk like a husky does. >> No. >> Well, yeah. But but that was my school mascot was a husky. Like I I was there for seven years. >> A fighting husky. >> Yeah. Yeah. We had a big basketball team at my school. But
>> That's not Yep. Um, so yeah, we were on >> nice. about spunky. So what happened last night on beatas? Did you go to beta's channel >> last night? Did you go to beatas? I heard you went to beatas and it didn't go well. >> Hello. >> Who? Me? >> Yeah. >> Did I go last night? >> I don't think I Dude, I I don't Well, I
don't remember. Last time I joined her panel was like a month ago or like >> and all she did was >> all she said last >> all she did was block me. I don't know maybe I did. >> Well said you went Christine said you went over there and she answered the phone. You called her a and then she hung up on his I don't know if you remember you kind of drunk then it remember that.
>> No but you know I probably did. Last time I talked to her all she did well cuz she was talking to you. Remember? >> Yeah. Yeah, she wasn't really. She She wasn't She was She wasn't talking to I mean really, but it was like her her chat was a little bit, but not her. >> Wow. Chat was >> Yeah, the chat was a little bit She was fine. You know, >> I did actually join her panel one time
just to like uh hang out and have a conversation, but all she did was uh like kick people out. Well, it wasn't it wasn't just me, obviously. It was like like everyone that joined besides the one dude that was up there. >> Hey, Liz. Yeah. Well, well, I'm glad you you sound good tonight. It sound like you're a little bit sober tonight. Um,
I'm just having a stream has >> celebrating last night. >> Me, too. We had fun last night. It was a fun night. And, uh, yeah, having fun today. Um, let me see. I got another We need some more cards coming. Do you like my shirt? I showed you my shirt here. Show. >> I haven't seen it, brother.
>> You like it? Is that a picture of you with your cat? >> Yeah, it's me. >> Just kidding. I do like it though. >> Thank you. Uh, that's okay. Kind of does look like me. I'm basically basically a skeleton with like a thin layer of skin. Um, but it's okay. Uh,
>> I thought was going to hop up here. >> I thought so, too. Well, yeah, but um yeah, it's actually like um he might he said he wasn't going to. He said he was fine. city in the chat. Um >> I don't know. I see him in the chat earlier. >> Yeah. So I I looked at Tik Tok and it seems like it's like a bunch of people selling like but like everyone's like
trying to sell their like their goods. Like they have like they have it's like a Tik Tok shop and like a lot of people were like were like selling them. You like the shirt? Thank you. They got on Teeu that is a really nice quality. I'm really impressed with Teemo for like most of the stuff. They're like pretty fast. And um the guy in the shirt is a little too Yeah, he's a little bit too jacked to Mim me, right?
Pretty funny. So, let's see. One second. Did you say Summer was coming here or what did you say earlier? Well, so Summer own like Summer has um she has a panel coming, you know, she hasn't um redeemed hers yet and so >> Oh, you know >> whenever she whenever she wants to come
um and do hers, we'll do hers. Um but I think she asked me to to wait and do hers until she's like here. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, uh Yeah. Did you have a nice day? >> Do you see you see any of their
>> Did you see any of the earlier show Chris K give did a reading with Christine. Did anybody see that? >> Nice. >> It's pretty. >> I did not, brother. I was on uh um I was watching uh FNF uh Myin. I was watching that earlier.
>> FNF. What does that say? Fresh and Fit, but I >> weekend, so I didn't watch anything. Yeah. So, I was catching up on it today. >> Yep. I've heard of Fresh. >> I was watching his street. I was watching his street debate. >> Oh, yeah. Well, cool. Okay. Okay. So,
let me see. Somebody in PayPal. Okay. So, okay. Uh, yeah. Street debate. Let's see. How mature you are, Seb? Yeah. Oh, Sebastian. Oh, Sebastian. What's Sebastian saying? Oh, there's deals with Taco Bell. So, why was I checking out PayPal? I don't know. Remember why? Um, I don't know. I I thought I was going to
do something on PayPal. Forgot though. Oh, maybe I'm sharing my link. Hold on. What? So, you're watching talking about. videos you don't know what you're >> Sebastian, watch your mouth in the comments. Eric, >> yeah. Are you behaving, Sebastian? Come on. be nice to this >> or join the panel. Gotti, you should
join too. He's the one that said he wanted up here. >> He said he said he wanted up here and then he said no because you'll kick him. Like I don't know he said to be honest >> I don't I would kick him. I I mean I with you. kick him if he like if he was a jerk but he's not a jerk usually. He's a cool
guy. Oh yeah. So let me see. Um turn on Bluetooth. Okay. Uh, you're Oh, yeah. Oh, JT, you're are you're the only guy without the wrench. No, Sebastian doesn't have one. >> I don't have a wrench and I joined the most.
>> I had a wrench once. >> Very very long time. >> Yeah, a wrench is like, okay. >> And you literally you literally just you literally gave it out to everybody in chat that night, by the way. >> I forget what I forget why you did it, but you literally just gave everyone a rich I was I was drunk. I was drunk. I should not have done that. That was an accident. >> Actually, I think you were like arguing
with someone and I had your back and I was like, "Yeah, I agree." And you were like, "Hey, do you want a wrench?" And then we had after that, it was I don't know how long ago it was. We had a we were talking about Carol and we obviously we're arguing about it. He took it away. Don't you remember? I was like, "Give me back my wrench." >> Yep. Okay, guys. I I have a little
surprise for the chat. Here you go, guys. Uh, I'll do another one of these. Haven't feeling it very generous lately because you guys have been so generous. So, here you go. Let's see who got it. Congratulations to um >> who is it?
>> The Oceanceans. Woo. Yay, I know who it is. The Oceanceans Deep Woo. Yeah, she's been on the show before. She's a She's a a psychic on YouTube as well. She is. Um, and uh she's really cool. Okay. Okay. Cuz we got us here. Okay. Hold on a second. >> You guys were having one onone time. That's why I didn't come up here. >> Well, it was before I had him on and now
we're having oneonone time again. >> Kick him for me. Oh, thank you, Psyche. You're the best, pal. >> You're welcome. Um, yeah, if someone would like to open the panel up, um, you can uh sponsor the panel. Otherwise, I'll just do the one-on-one for now. Hey, Gotti. How are you? I'm good, pal. How your day going? >> Why Why are you talking like like you
have like, you know, a severe um >> I had sunstroke. I was in the sun too long today and I got a little burnt. Now I got to talk like this. >> You sound like uh you sound like you're like, you know, like a a prep school a prep school student. I don't know. Like kind of the white equivalent of Urkl.
>> Making fun of me, buddy. >> No, no, no, no. I would not say I would not. Well, that'd be that'd be like that'd be like, you know, like it would be crazy of me. Hey, look. I got this for Do you like this stuff? This is some good stuff. >> Oh, I love Freze. Yeah. Who doesn't love Freze? After you take a nice long you just spray that and back to normal again, right? I spray that. >> You use PooPourri. Use PooPourri or
something. >> My favorite is the Hawaiian one. You ever get the Hawaiian one? That one's >> That is good. I do. I do like that. The pineapple. >> Good man. Yeah. >> Flowers pineapple. Let's see. I get that in the bed with me. It's sucking. It's so good. >> Mhm. Well,
>> yeah. >> It's called when when everyone say God is down. They did not mean that. Okay, I'm just kidding. That was a bad joke. >> It's good to make fun of the handicap, huh? >> Oh, stop it. >> Does it make you feel better about yourself sometimes? >> I'm I'm Well, I'm I'm feeling down on myself right now. Oh no. God, I got to stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
>> Hey, as long as you're not going down on yourself, I mean, you're already doing better. >> God, you're terri You're terrible. >> I'm the worst. >> The worst. The very worst. Uh, yeah. You went in slow mode. Yeah. Yeah. Liz, he pulled us. He pulled us here. Just kidding. >> Liz loves that. You should hear Liz when
I do my baby talk. Oh my god. She loves that. She loves that. Do you go
gaga? She loves that, dude. You should hear her. >> I love the babies really say goooo. That's just like something. >> No, no, but that's what we do because the women love to hear the goooo gaga because they're always saying it. >> Hey, if you like the um if you like >> Lady Lady Gaga, hold on.
If you hold up the lighter, right, and you light it and then you spray the freze, will it do like a flame? >> No. >> Oh, do they stop doing that? I >> don't think I don't think it's like I don't think it's like a real aerosol. It says it says it's not aerosol. It says no. >> It says no. It says no flammable propellants, no pintellets, no
formaldahhide, no dyes with a uh corn derived odor fighter. So So it's the odor fighter is corn derived. Isn't that strange? porn water-based formula. >> At the age of seven, I'm running around the neighborhood with a flamethrower basically just burning anything I could find with that thing. >> Like you with the anarchist cookbook at
like 10 years old. >> Ants. Look out ants. Here comes the napom. Hey babe, welcome. Oh, she's got the cherries out today. Oo, look at that. >> Oh, hey daddy. Is that Is that your Is that your uh your daughter? >> Yeah, that's me. That's Yeah. Yeah, that's that. No, that's my mommy. >> Oh, but she's call you Oh, she calls you daddy. Yeah, mommy and daddy.
>> Mommy, daddy. >> Are you Are you married or is that just your sex sexual partner? >> That's my sexual partner. >> Okay. Interesting. What's this? Oh, is it a woman? >> Yeah, it's a woman. >> It's a woman. >> Oh my god. I'm shocked. Oh my god. >> I hope I hope it's a woman. >> The panel's open, guys. Thank you,
girls. Oh, >> ghost pulls through again. Yeah. Thank you, Ghost, for sponsoring tonight. >> This guy's really a champ, dude. He's really redeemed himself. >> Yes, he did. He always does. Here, I'll bring back one doing your banner for you guys. I >> think he's given like overund bucks so far. This
>> Hey guys, can you put can you put um some ghost emojis in the chat? It's one the members. It's under the member emojis. There's a ghost emoji, you know, just like you can just put ghost. Yay. Sponsor the open panel. open and sales. So, let's say I'll do it um 121 3:00 3:00 a.m. or or no, okay, 3:00 a.m. Okay, that'll be our final panel today.
There we go. Thank you, guys. >> Come on, Ray. Everybody's going to come up. Come on, fill it up. 10 people at least right? >> Uh yeah. Um 10 people. Yeah, I can have 10 people. And uh I'm going to change the color of this right now to something Ghost would like. Let me see. He'll probably like that green. That's bad. Let's do it. Okay, come on up. Uh,
anybody want to come up? Oh, yeah. And I'll put that there. Oh, there we go. There's a ghost. Oh, yeah. Jamie got some ghost emoji. It's a different ghost, but yeah, that's a ghost emoji, too. That works.
>> It's pinned. Ghost. I just I Okay, I just peed my pants. Ghost cuz you scared me with that noise. Screamed out. >> Hi,
>> we're getting this party started.
>> Oh I thought you I thought you uh I thought you chopped it up. >> He's got the prison look going. It's a horse tail. A ponytail. It's a ponytail. >> Yeah. >> Why Why are you being mean to people in the comments for us? Somebody said they should talk to you. I don't even know what >> what did I say? >> I don't know. >> Forget them. They're down there. We're up here. SP, can you do a little flex for us?
>> Well, they can we can have Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at those guns. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. >> Do it again. One more time. One more >> No wonder boy will get in the head. time. >> Get his little bald head in the headline. You're bigger than Gotti. >> You >> like I said, I'm going to do like a I said I'm going to put Gotti. You get a You're going to be in my new deck and Ghost will be in my new deck. And uh and
Spunky, you'll get a card. >> I get a fancy ribbon. >> Death card, right? >> Around the fancy ribbon. >> You're going to be the death card, God. >> Yeah, I'm the death card. >> Yeah, I'll make godi the death card. I'll just I don't know. >> The ghost card. >> Yeah, you can be you can be on the car with God as a ghost like walking around >> in the background. >> I ain't sharing it with him. He's going to try to take over. >> You can both You can be You can both be
walking together side by side. >> No, you can make Ghost the um the six of cups. >> Okay. Six of cups. So that's Yeah. Nostalgia. Okay, I'll do that one. You can be like I'm like Ghost is like, you know, this like Ghost in his 20s when you're back at having your wild college days huh? >> Ray, I'm nice. Come on up. I won't hurt
you. >> Little goddy. Little goddy. The you mean? I know what Sebastian wants. I know what he wants. I know what he wants and I kind of paid just that kind of habit. I know what he wants though. He wants me to crash out on you. >> And you kind of deserve it to be honest with you, but I'm not going to do it tonight. >> We're not doing that. >> Unless you ask me nicely, Gotti. >> Go. Ghost, you're the man tonight, dude. You went praising you. Tonight is ghost
>> Ghost. I'm not gonna like you. You just night. like open up the panel. You know, you're you're the hero of the show tonight. >> Yeah. >> So, everyone step on summer shoes. Because I No, we didn't because because No, Summer said that she wanted to do hers when she's here and so she said to save hers for when she's here and it says that. So I was like, "Yeah." So she's uh you know, she might be here
tonight a little bit later, but I'll I can I'll run hers whenever she wants. So we're good, guys. Yeah. >> Can you tell me what happened on here? >> Did Will What? What was going on here? >> Yeah. What you were freaked out about? Can you tell me? >> No, it was just some some people whispering in the room. Let's call Spitzer for any answer. You
should just go get that checked out. >> We need to adjust those those antiscychotics you're on. >> There's nobody here. >> Are you listening? Got it. You know that the chat is like it's a silent chat. People are typing words. It's not saying things. You have you have yours on like >> But if you're hearing brother. the Let's talk about it. >> He's got the handicap version on his
>> What are you saying? I mean, if >> Gotti, is that why you were Is that why you were talking to my dude Sebastian in the in the You were talking about Nobody cares about Sebastian. >> You were you were He told me to get you. He told me to get you. >> Canadian Riri, dude. He's special needs. This is how he is. >> He doesn't have to be a just cuz he's a Canadian. >> I don't give a about >> There are there are a couple smart Canadians, brother, and he might be one of them. I don't know.
>> Once bought a mattress and he took it on a public bus to get it home. >> You know, the truth will be on you. Crazy. >> That is crazy. >> You give me burn his ass up right now cuz I had to pay to open the panel up. You should have paid to open it up and let me talk to him.
>> You does he need therapy? >> Who? >> Can you imagine? Can you imagine ghost being somebody's therapist? >> Yeah. I mean, I don't think they would. >> I think you should be a good therapist. It' actually work out pretty good. Would you like to know how it would go? >> Yeah. Go. >> Yeah. If he wanted to be be, you know, jump off a building the first night.
>> I'd speak a little bit of logic. I speak a I'm not going to go that far. We're >> Okay. going to keep it. >> It's It's We're going to keep it. Are you >> This world's not worth it. He'll he'll jump out the office window. No, I'm just kidding. No, that won't happen. Um, that's what I would do if you go. >> I find it really hard to be professional at work because I have these like really intrusive thoughts that'll be like just
tell him to do it. >> Terrible. >> Oh, we just went dark. Did we just go that way differently? My bad, >> Spooky. I know you have dark thoughts, Spooky, but that's that is really pretty kind of evil. >> I know. They don't come out like they never >> But you can't help it. It's intrusive. It's like you don't think it like they just force their way. Yeah, they force their way in. You don't want to think it. Yeah. I don't
>> The only thing darker would be like >> a bridge and you're just like, "Oh, let's just see what happens." >> Instead of saying like don't do it, if you were like, "Hey, here's you'd show them how to do it." >> What if I hit my driving course? What if I hit my accelerator right now? Just like random over Grand Theft Auto style, but >> you're going like 70 on the highway and
you just like do a Uturn just >> How do you feel about yellow lights though? Cuz yellow means go. That means slow down. Slow down. >> Slow down. >> Accelerate. >> Slow down. >> Hey, slow down. >> We're gonna get through it. >> It might be about two seconds. >> Red light camera. >> I got the red camera.
>> And I drive a motorcycle, which >> Yeah, >> you do. You have a Harley. >> I mean, my mother made a great debate why I shouldn't drive a motorcycle, but obviously I'm going to do what I want. But now I'm thinking maybe I got my debates. Oh, well, I'm not even a good debater, but now I think the only reason why I debate is because of her. >> Well, >> maybe remember you learn you learn from
watching your mom. Maybe maybe you got you inherited that skill. Pretty good. >> I don't have I don't know. I don't know. >> Brain sick. Can you give her a prescription for something? >> Don't smile when you say that. When you make Come on. We've heard it a thousand times. Don't smile when you say it. All right.
Um, I I can't Gotti. She has to be my patient. >> You must have something there. >> I'm going to pay to kick you out of my own panel. >> She has chlamyia. >> My own open panel. >> She What? What did you just say? >> Not me. >> Poor girl. >> Hold on. Let me get my glasses off. >> You ever have chlamyia? >> You know it happens once you get in. It
happens to the best of them. You know what I'm saying? So, I don't you know, I'm not I'm not like you at all. Why does it turn green? >> Why does it turn green? Why? Why does it turn green? Okay, got it. Stop it. Don't be disgusting. Don't be Don't be disgusting. Gotti, please let me just stop it. Stop it. Stop it. >> She's a throat. >> I don't want to hear about green green
liquid on the genital, please. What did you just say, girl? >> Go on about how you can get gorrhea in your throat. >> Oh, that's >> Yes, ma'am. Can you please explain to us? I think every young woman should hear that. You shouldn't be a You shouldn't be discussing horror because this >> it happens in teen a lot because they think that it's okay. Like that's like the safe way. But then I have to give
this whole lecture and usually it's in front of their parent too. So it's really awesome. >> Oh my god. >> Billy's there to pick his nose. >> You can pick your nose. You pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose or something like that. >> Billy's here. You should You should You You could shouldn't though. You should. >> Close. You're really close. >> Look at the cat. Look at >> Okay.
>> what was for real. What was your What was What were you guys doing in the comments? Why did Sebastian tell me to talk to you before? >> Come up here and yell at him. >> He has mental illness. >> Play 10 bucks. I could have got a pack of six. >> I don't question Sebastian. Let him I let him do what he wants. >> Should I ask Sebastian what was his >> He's one of those. problem and then I'll come back to you. >> I mean, you could, but he's going to
give me a long way. >> He might have Why Why was he calling you out for it? Is he disregarded? I mean, I >> Oh, no. He It's his little stick he has don't understand. going in. You probably >> 40% off lipo suction thing and he just rambles on. >> See, you're saying that right now. >> If you need somebody to talk for hours, Sebastian's your man. >> I don't I don't I don't >> If you need a hit and run, I'll be up here.
>> Okay. I'm pretty sure he said I I I can kind of make the argument real quick. Real quick, and I don't want to actually debate it uh you know, open panel, but I'm pretty sure he said you were a fake ass comedian. You're not funny. even when you're trying to be funny. You know what? I would have to agree with him. >> If that was his only argument, I would agree. >> I can't disagree with any of that. >> I think you're funny. I think you're >> Okay.
funny, but not like doesn't have enough money. He doesn't have enough false your face that you're asking. You know what the you're talking about. You're not funny. I'm pretty sure that's what he wanted to tell you. I I'll go ahead and like be his voice for him. >> It's like uh you ever see the movie Porkies? Is that type of humor? >> Oh, yeah. what? '8s. >> Yeah, matter. >> Dum dum.
>> They're really terrible. It's a really bad sex movie. Like about all these crazy >> sex movies. >> Yeah. Does it matter? Does it matter? Yes. It matters. The the the sex sexual conduct matters. It all matters. How does it not matter? That was a stupid ass question to be honest. >> Great movies. >> Got it. You're human. The reason >> that wasn't a great movie. How was that? And how are you funny by the way? Now, actually, now that I'm thinking about
how are you funny, sir? You try to be funny, but you're not. >> Have you seen him? It's hilar. >> Say a joke. Say a joke. >> You want to see my >> Have I ever seen him? That's hilarious. You know what, Spunky? That was a good one. >> Spunky got it. I'll give her that. >> You want to have a good laugh? I'll show you my face. Hold on. >> Oh, Jesus. >> Don't show it. Put up there.
>> Come on. Come on. Come on, everybody. >> Beautiful. Beautiful. M. Come on. Look at that. Look at that face. >> Picture of Justin. >> Come on, Sebastian. Face. Come on. That's a funny face. You're the one that wanted this, Sebastian. >> Look, look at my expression. >> Oh, beautiful. That Show that was beautiful.
>> Ah, see how funny that was. >> Made me laugh. >> Hey, don't >> Like I said, you don't make a joke. You don't know what the you're talking about. You're too stupid to have the conversation. Any ever time we ever You ever You're not You're not on my level. You realize that, right? >> Oh, of course not. I'm way up in the heavens. >> So, you better stick to the You better go back to the comments. Stick to them cuz that's the only people you'll ever
talk to, sir. >> Are you kicking me off the panel that you paid for? >> No, sir. You You're allowed to be up here free speech as long as it's not my panel. It's like his channel, dumb So, why don't you ask them? But you're not on my level. You never >> he wants to do See, I just let him go. What? What? >> Yeah, you just let me go. You let me go because you have to go, sir. >> Let us assume. Let us assume that you
got in a fight with a UFC fighter. What are you going to do? Beat him up? No, you're not going to beat him. up, boy. Like you're supposed to. >> Sebastian's here. Hold on a >> Yeah, let's run that dog. >> You're welcome. >> I'm still going to whoop your ass, by the way. >> All right, wait your turn. Go ahead, Sub. >> I ain't got to wait nothing, You do. >> KD, I'm going to let this guy, this ghost guy, handle you for now. >> No, no, go ahead. I'm not JT, you dumb
>> No, that's all right. Let me I'm still having my conversation what he said. I don't know if you understood what you just said. Oh yeah, it's true. He's not funny whatsoever. He tries to be funny, man. >> You're not funny. One subber tries to be funny. Not funky laughs. Like funky actually had a funny joke. Funky was actually funny. You're not funny at all. You don't know what the you're talking about. You're not a good debater. You're not a good
conversationer. You're not >> not a comedian. >> Did you try to be a comedian? >> How's it going, Stephanie? Hey, it's going to go allowed to run his mouth and not get checked tonight because you get to see >> not in front of my mommy. Mommy, you >> your mommy should have raced you better.
>> How horrible. >> Poor mommy. Let me know. I already opened up I already opened the panel up for you. Let me know how hard you want me to go cuz I >> Hey, good job. Good job on sponsoring the panel. That's very good on each >> That was nice. Thank you. other. >> Yes. Thank you very much. You're awesome, Ghost. Thank you. >> Yeah. Okay, we thanked him. That's enough. Thanks. >> Yep. >> I myself tried to sponsor him. >> What do you want us to make you a
lasagna? >> Smashing. Get out that boy. >> I got your back. >> Oh, he's already under investigation for several crimes. >> Who Who doesn't love a good lasagna? >> To each other. Here's to everyone. >> Your non-existent wife. I mean, are you asking me? >> Those This goddy guy, he's under investigation for several uh crimes that he's committed. I believe it. You don't even have to explain it's like channel,
but I believe it. I >> private detectors on >> Oh, yeah. What do they find? >> Oh, they've got you on many charges. Gotti looking good. Sebastian, be careful. >> Tell me what you need. Be careful. >> Be careful. I got many charges. >> Oh, he already knows what he's being uh what he's being charged with, but
on several names everybody real quick. I'm just asking Spunky something. Do you hate whenever Hey, how you doing? Do you hate when it whenever you get a new phone and you have to transfer everything and they kind of stupid? >> Nobody gives a >> Oh yeah. What do you What are you mouththing off of my dude?
>> Ziggy, don't let him do that to me. >> you and got you want to run. >> These two guys are This guy and care. These guys are idiots. Trust me on Steen for a long time. Calm down. >> Calm down. >> I've known them for a long time. They're
idiots. What does that mean? Ty. Ty. >> What is Ty? I see you. >> What does Ty mean? Ty. Like Ty. What? >> It means thank you for your idiot argument. >> No, I mean like Tyler. Is it like Tyler? >> It means thank you for sponsoring the panel. That's what it means. It means thank you for your idiotic aric
that means you want me to say the panel. You heard it. >> you understand it. >> There's like five conversations. >> I'll say it for a third time. Ladies and gentlemen, it means thank you for your argument. Now we can clip it and show it to people. You heard? >> Oh no. I said here. Thank god. >> Hey, get up here. There you psyche up
>> How's it hanging? here. >> Summer. Summer up here. Come on, Summer. >> Summer, you know what I heard about you, Summer? >> Oh, check this out. Got check this out. >> Guess Summer, guess what? Guess what I heard about you? >> You passed out at a concert and
you about Summer. >> Ray, are you there? When I fell when I fell asleep to the hard the metal concert. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your friend told me >> metal I did, man. I fell asleep. Listen, I fell asleep as
>> to stat. Oh, dude. I fell asleep to Static X, man. And I couldn't believe >> I was drunk. The only time I ever fell asleep was >> Yeah. Yeah, I've done this like it >> happens festival. >> Oh, yeah, man. You go hard, bro. Are you serious?
>> You're there all day long. By the time the last the last band plays, you pass out, man. You know what I mean? Like, >> dude. Dude, dude, dude, summer, summer, summer, I I relate to you. Like, for real. I Dude, my people had to walk me to my car. I couldn't
even drive it. And then they said that >> summer was going to come here later. >> They said that Hold on a minute, dude. Then they said that I even tried to get water out of my like tire. Like I was at a water. >> Hey, the Mulatto is here. >> Come here, ghost.
>> Hi, DJ Electra. Come up here. >> No, what I said was I stepped in your tells you you're supposed to have a panel. I paid for a panel tonight and I I asked him. I was like, "She's not coming up here." Or I didn't think you were and now you're here. So now I feel like I'm stepping on your toes. That's all I said. >> You paid for a panel tonight. >> Yeah, sir. Would you like to double check it?
>> The burger on me. Would you like me to? >> I really I was never I was never >> Maybe you should just shut the up and stop talking. >> Look, did I pay for a panel tonight or not? >> The panel's right here. Just ask him. What's wrong with me? >> Look. Okay. All right. >> I was I was in the military and and I
was an NC. >> I don't give a I was never in the Middle East. How does >> Okay, that that means you don't No, no, that have no, no. That means you don't call us a >> Maybe you should protect Maybe you sir. should protect God again. I don't give a what you were. Why would I care? >> Yeah, don't call me a sir. We always said sir to our
>> Okay, my bad. Okay, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. >> Mhm. >> Man, you're real disrespectful, aren't you? Wow. >> How am I disrespectful? Don't tell me not to call you something when I'm calling you sir. Are you not a sir? >> I don't give a where you were. >> Daddy, how are you doing, sweet? >> Call me Sergeant.
>> I'll call you. Would you like me to call you sergeant, sir? I will call you that from now on. I'm doing much better. I'm doing good. How are you doing? >> I'm doing good, beautiful. You sound great. >> Summer, how's it going, Summer? >> I'm doing a lot better. Um, Summer. >> Oh god,
>> look how they pounce. >> Summer sounds real good. Yeah. And Spunky sounds good, too. Yeah. >> man. Hey, man. Your voice, dude. Your voice actually sounds awesome. >> Do I sound good? >> Thank you, sir. >> Seb, you scared another one off. I know. >> I didn't scare her off. I gave her a 40%
discount man. >> You scared her off. Don't argue with me. >> Oh, that's from the painting. >> Maybe she pressed the wrong button. >> The screaming face. >> Maybe she pressed the wrong button on her phone. >> Do that again, Spunky. The Home Alone face. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I know you're going to screenshot that.
>> I was crying. I was trying to damn it. Damn it. >> What's the tattoo? What's the tattoo on the uh right arm? What is that? >> This one? >> Yeah, >> it's a goat. >> I love you. >> Sebastian, you handle all your or anything. But Sebastian, you handle By the way, by the way, Sebastian, do
you handle all your That's the reason why I opened it up for Gotti. Did you handle >> I didn't feel like talking, but I decided to go on the panel anyways. >> Yeah. Did you handle your Did you feel any other kind of >> Oh, yeah. I can handle this this gunk this punk goddy anytime. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey. >> You good now? >> And that Ziggy. >> Summer's backstage. >> Yeah, Ziggy. Who cares? >> Thanks, DJ. Like,
>> who cares? >> Ziggy's an idiot. Trust me. I've known him for a long time, >> dude. I don't know to take a dump. The whole reason why I paid for Sebastian handles his business. Did you handle it? >> Oh, yeah. You got a baff tattoo. Is that what >> Fair enough? >> No. >> I can handle any one of these bugs. You heard?
>> I didn't see the one on your B. >> Hello, Summer. How you doing? >> Is it a smash? >> By the way, don't come at smashing anymore >> at all. Trying to bully him for two versus one. You got some big black signify. >> Talk about tattoos and you know what the you're talking about it. There's a
million different colors in it. It's really cool. and detailed, but >> I got your back, fashion. >> So, it's what? >> That's awesome. Goats. I appreciate that. >> Goat farm. >> Oh, you used to have a goat far. Oh, little goats. They do the little thing. >> Stephanie, are you stronger than >> Did you have Did you have those ones that like fainted and >> I love goat. I love how I can take it down. >> It's funny, Sebastian. When I go, they
don't want to talk to you, right? Cuz if I was here, >> yeah, they like sometimes. >> They don't want to talk to you, do they? They don't want to talk to you, you do afraid. >> My ex-girlfriend was hand by the way, but they don't. >> Summer, do you remember when Slayer would come out and he they'd be like, >> "Oh, they're not able to handle real men like us."
>> Yeah, I know. Whether or not they're trying to his big brother. I paid money for this man. I'm his big brother. That dog. >> Why would you make fun of the man and then >> This is the kind of man that folds. When a real man gets in front of me, he >> Oh, I can't believe folds. >> they ought to be thanking you for sponsoring the panel of anything. >> I swear to God, I thought you died two
years ago. >> Justin, you ain't going to bully my listen to everyone, even Summer. I'm not trying to be red, but include her. You're not going to bully Sebastian girlfriend. >> I'll do whatever. I'm here now. >> You'll never get one. >> Well, you're not going to bully Sebastian and you know that. So, shut the up.
>> Shut the up. Why are you here? The type of women right there because I can't be. Because I can't be. Because I can be, >> Well, you can't be. I can get you. I >> No, you you have to pay to remove me. You'll have to pay to remove me. The only thing it does right now if you don't get kicked, but pay to get me off,
>> I pay. >> I can send a cash. This is Don't worry about it. >> Hey Stephanie, I sent a cash check to Sy and it bounced. >> Oh no. >> Another one. >> Oh no. >> Yeah, they bounced.
>> International crime now. >> Bank of America check bounced. >> Sebastian, talk brother. Don't be >> Shouldn't it be the Bank of Canada? scared. I got >> Bank of America. >> That ain't going to check out. Hey Summer, if I pay for it, will you go to their house and just beat the out of each one of them? >> 100%. >> Summer, how how much can you bet? How
much can you bet Summer and they'll know that a bunch of stupid muscles? >> I've seen your video, Summer. You're looking at all >> Yes, I work out a lot. >> I can see that in the video. >> Where at? >> What's that movie, Million Dollar Baby? with your kick all your asses. >> You think you're stronger than
Stephanie? >> You took a >> Stronger than who? >> You think you're stronger than Spunky? >> Honey, me and her ain't going to fight. We going to play boobies together. What you talking about? What? >> There's kind of like a little There's kind of like a little There's kind of like a little rule, man. Like tattoo
people recognize tattoo people and then we go off >> Yeah. >> Oh, no. I'm probably just wondering who's the strongest. >> Just imagine I bring the hammer down with the boobs like >> who has the biggest arm. >> Well, I'm not going to fight Spunky. I like Spunky. >> Of course not. Not fight. Who's the
strongest? >> It don't matter. If both of us are strong, but we going to be good either way. >> That's true. That's very true. >> My boy Psyche ran away. >> Your boys. They might end up in >> No, you you said you paid for a panel, man. That's kind of corny. >> Did they buy off your farm yet or what? >> How's that corny, dumb How is that
corny? Explain. >> How is it corny? No. No one else talk. How is it corny? How is it corny? Answer my question. How is it count? >> You're a dumb that likes to show your titties. Nobody wants to see it. I'm talking to him. How is it corny? >> Oh, I definitely want to see. Can I Can I talk to you dog? Cuz
>> you guys can talk to whoever you want. That doesn't mean we can't talk. >> Well, I shouldn't have muted. >> Well, I guess you know how I felt the other night when I paid for a panel and you were a Go yourself. Nobody >> No one gives a about you either, No one gives a You're a
>> Can't talk to her like that. You're talking to a woman. Remember that. >> you and her. How about that? He's a that never sees Yeah, >> exactly. That's why I should pay for a panel and it should be one versus six. >> No, the problem is what you pay for. You pay for so you don't get booted off, you dumb
>> Yeah, him up. >> I sponsor a panel where it's one versus six. I mean, if I do that, >> 100%. You don't like it? Pay to get us booted. Pay to get us booted. >> Let's logically think about it. >> I don't do whatever he wants to do. You already paid you dumb son. >> Don't call her man. >> That means you all get kicked off. That's all that means, you dumb >> What up, Ter?
>> That's it. It doesn't mean we all get to talk to you, >> Huh? >> What up, Stephanie? >> This doesn't pay homage to Ghost Hour, >> right? The >> Yeah, I pay homage to Ghost. >> What the did I pay for? >> So we could have a panel. That was it. So you don't get picked off. So you just got to pay,
That's what you psych. >> Yeah, you failed. You failed, dude. You just paid to do what he was going to do anyway. That's what happened. >> He homage to Psych and his cats. >> Holler. >> There he is. There he is. There's Psyche. What are you doing there?
>> Until what do you say? >> He's muted. You're muted. 3:00 California time. >> You're muted. >> Nobody gives a Summer, you don't You know what we're talking about? What are you doing, man? Your ass for 3 hours, ass wife. >> You thought you paid money and nobody was going to talk to you. Where the
you think you at, dummy? >> Guys, can you can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, I drew a p I I created the tarot card and the pine is the is the inspiration for this one, but >> I need to work on a little bit. It doesn't quite look like I need maybe get picture of her, but here. How's that look? >> Oh, >> I don't know what he's >> That's a nice dog.
>> That's awesome. >> He looks like a Look at that. >> The dog looks You like that? The dog looks >> The dog looks good. >> The dog looks good. What' you guys do to uh what did you guys do to Sebastian? Oh no, you still here. >> Have you ever seen Summer to get your ass handed to you? That's
where he's at. >> Sebastian, >> Sebastian, watch this. Stay in the chat, by the way. Stay there. >> Oh, yeah. My heart goes out to all the tattooed women. I love them. >> Oh, that's so sweet. >> that. that dog. >> That was The dog going right. What's wrong
with the dog? >> The dog sucks. >> Dog's awesome. Sebastian. >> The dog looks great. >> No. What? What about the >> dog? But I don't like you, Ziggy. >> What do you think of that? >> That look like She look like my old doctor. >> Ziggy, did you sell your >> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> Exactly. That's what I'm saying. >> Ziggy, did you sell your chicken farm yet? My doctor always telling me I got to get a >> Why would I sell my chicken farm? What are you talking about? >> You're drunk right now, aren't you? >> I'm good. I'm good. >> No, I'm not drunk at all. >> Then you're high on drugs. >> Back seat. >> No, I'm not high on drugs, man. What are you doing? >> You're not 100% sober. I've never seen you sober once.
>> Hey, Ziggy, are you vaccinated? >> I am not vaccinated. no. Wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about co? >> I can't say that word. >> Oh, okay. >> Don't say that. Hey, don't say that. >> Sorry. Sorry. CB. Can I say CB? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can say that. >> Whoa. >> Oh, whoa. Wait a minute. >> Oh,
50 bucks. >> Done it again. Ghost. >> Incredible. >> Holy He got his mom. >> Outstanding, Ghost. >> Very good. >> Thank you for taking >> What happens? What happens? You >> He tips you a $50 tip. Now you got some ass. >> But he didn't say it was for anything
but a tip. It says let's go. That's it. So hollow. >> Oh my god. That's awesome. Ghost >> dropping a water this week. >> That's it. Sebastian your next little >> Don't you got to end the panel or something after somebody dropped their
watch? >> Yeah. Yeah. But but so ghost let me know it's I'll be I'm going to restart the panel.