Psyche's Bad Dream

Good evening, Insomniacs.

Tonight's forecast, 100% chance of

screaming raccoons.

I fell asleep around midnight. Thought

I'd get some peaceful rest.

Then a 6ft Allen shoulder pads said,

"Psych, you're our guest."

A skeleton drove a limousine made

entirely

of cheese while Ronald Reagan surfed a

tornado

through a forest full of bees. A pay

phone rang inside the moon.

A vampire sold me soup.

Then 50 psychic

poodles formed the government coupe.

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Every channel's cursed tonight,

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Psyche's dreams have gone off road and

crushed into reality.

A haunted mall from 1985

was floating over space. A ghostly

aerobics instructor

had no visible face. The escalators

whispered secrets.

The mannequins all sang. While a demon

saxophone player joined an undead new

wave band. Bigfoot worked at Radio Shack

selling crystal skulls and tape. He said

the world's a simulation.

then transformed

into a great nightmare frequencies TV

broadcasting insanity.

Every channel's curse tonight,

but somehow it's in high

nightmare frequencies TV

sponsored by Anxiety.

Like dreams have gone off road and

crashed into reality.

>> Channel 3, Muffman cooking breakfast.

Channel 8, aliens filing taxes. Channel

12, Haunted Game Show.

Nobody wins ever.

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If you're sleeping, change the channel.

But the channel changes you.

This concludes tonight's transmission.

Please do not trust the moon.