Psyches LIVE

Late night signal from the valley of

ghosts.

Static in the wires. Hear the sermon

from the host. Everybody hiding in a

comfort designed cage.

Smiling while they slowly decay with

age. They say I'm waiting but they

really mean fear. Tell themselves the

lion till it sounds sincere. Me and Halo

flicker from the CIT shrine. Watching

all their ambitions flatline. I seen a

thousand people praying to delay.

Calling weakness wisdom just to get

through the day. Soft little rituals to

avoid the pain. While the dream leaks

slowly down the drain and the oracle

laughed in the purple glow said, "Truth

hurts fast but lies hurt slow." Now the

mirrors in the temple start speaking

back. Every excuse leaves another crack.

You can hear the dead signals buzzing

through the wall.

Every false identity eventually falls.

Everybody wants power. Nobody wants

truth.

Everybody wants heaven. Nobody wants

proof.

>> The signal doesn't lie. The signal sees

through you. Every mask collapses under

neon blue. The signal doesn't see. The

signal doesn't hide. All your secret

little stories broadcast worldwide.

I watch the weep disappear into the

static haze. Lost inside comfort for the

rest of their days. But the ones who

face themselves survive the night. Now

their eyes glow silver in the satellite

light.

On the ground, eating in a dead shopping

mall. Cult members dancing in the

abandoned food hall. Tarot cards

scattered by the arcade machines.

Everybody chasing artificial dreams as a

televangelist selling haunted tapes

talking about destiny while reality

escapes. Old women in robes by the flow

resting flame. Running little suburban

rituals for fame. Meanwhile, the

algorithm studies your soul. Learning

every weakness, every crack, every hole.

If approval controls you, then they own

your mind. If rejection breaks you, then

you're easy to bind. That's why the

prophet in the VHS suit said, "Face your

shadow or remain someone's tool."

Everybody thinks manipulation is

external force. Most people control by

their own inner.

I saw the future in a broken motel sign.

A glowing red MESSAGE SAID,

>> "YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME."

>> THE CROWD STOOD frozen beneath the

buzzing light. Too addicted to comfort

to survive the night. Then the

transmission changed. The static became

clear and a voice from the teleision

whispered.

"Your excuses are rituals. The signal

doesn't lie. The signal sees through

you. Every hidden weakness glows

electric blue. The signal knows your

name. The signal knows your fear.

Everything you buried eventually

appears.

I was strong. Walk barefoot through the

flame. While the weak built kingdoms

made a blame and the truth cut deep like

a sacred knight. But the lie would have

taken their whole life.

So, welcome to the observatory.

Where the mirrors never flatter,

where the archives remember everything,

where comfort is exposed as sedation.

The transmission

continues at 3:33 a.m.

And somewhere deep beneath the static,

a voice keeps repeating,

"Stop lying to yourself.

Okay,

that was so good. Hi.

Speaking of high, I can't really can't

finish my vapes,

so it'll be kind of a sober sobery kind

of week.

How's everybody doing? Let me see.

put up my um

my being quiet. Okay, I'll put up my uh

my link. He wants to come say hi.

I go for a walk.

Some fries and uh coffee.

We'll see.

Okay. Well, while I'm waiting for people

to talk, I guess I will

try to entertain you.

I don't know.

Yeah, we can.

>> Don't fall asleep.

He's waiting in the static again.

Don't fall asleep.

He's waiting in the static

again.

Midnight leaking through the ceiling

cracks. Black candles melting onto tarot

stacks. Television angels whisper

through the snow. Every channel says

there's nowhere left to go. I hear

footsteps underneath the floor. But I

live alone. I checked before. Shadows

move wrong in the hallway lights.

Something wearing my face stands outside

tonight. And the moon looks sick above

her MOA WAVES. LIKE GOD ABANDONED

CALIFORNIA to graves. Everybody online

smiling with dead eyes, posting pretty

little lies while the real world dies.

And every dream gets louder. Every

mirror gross teeth. Every whisper secret

underneath my sheets. I can feel the

static breathing in the walls.

Hear invisible things crawling through

the calls. Welcome to Psyche's

Nightmares. Black roses growing from

ELECTRIC CHAIRS. EVERY LIVE stream opens

gates somewhere and the shadows

know my name. Welcome to Psyches

Nightmares. Terror prophets choking on

burn. Something anient hiding in the

glare and crawling

through the frame.

I saw a woman dancing in the crimson

veil. Headless orchestra playing

funerals songs. Rats in tuxedos laughing

at the screen while raccoon queen smoke

gasoline.

The ocean turned black at 3:33.

Every wave whispers, "You belong to me."

>> I tried to wake up, but the room reset.

Same broken clock, SAME CELL. AND every

hallway stretched another mile. Every

smiling stranger stared too long a

while. Everybody chancing from invisible

rooms like a digital cult preparing for

doom.

Some nightmares chase you.

Some nightmares study you.

And some

fall in love with you.

Now the walls breathe slow like dying

lungs. Neon crosses drip with blood red

suns. I see my old selves hanging from

the sky like failed prophecies that

refuse to die. But the nightmare made me

powerful too. Turn fear into something

cold and new. Now I walk through

darkness like a king. While demons

whisper, "Don't let him sing." Because

every word becomes a ritual flame. Every

camera lens becomes a summoning frame.

Every audience member unknowingly stares

straight into Psyche's nightmare.

Welcome to Psyche's nightmares. Velvet

ghosts and pixelated

prayers. Beautiful monsters brushing my

hair while the dead

la.

WELCOME TO PSYCHE'S NIGHTMARE. Everybody

screaming but nobody cares. The dream

keeps folding into itself somewhere and

nobody

surives

the night.

Do not rewind the tape.

Do not answer the whispers.

Do not look behind you.

He's already there.

Yeah. Okay. So, let's have a look.

I'm gonna do some free uh oracle free co

I'll do some free I'll read you your

entry in the codeex basically if you're

part of the show I read nies to her

today so

um this is the oracle

okay

she knows everything about the show

about everybody she it says ask anything

there's 7,114 archive moments

synthesized in real time with citations

back to the source so are you still here

Nick can read yours. Nick Oh, might have

left, but you can look up Nick Johnson.

Let's see if anything comes up.

I have almost everything cataloged like

90% of the Okay, it says the archive

holds extensive records of Nick Johnson,

not as a peripheral figure, but as a

structural constant. He is the steady

familiar first addressed low volatility

stabilizing the panel's energy through

consistent physical presence and

affirmative participation. The archive

has documented his body as part of his

broadcast identity. Tire flipping,

trampoline work, shirtless and sweaty,

making him one of the few panelists

whose physically is itself a recurring

whose physicality itself is a recurring

feature of the show's texture. The

running gag of the authentic versus

impostor Nick, where fake versions

attempt to infiltrate the stream under

his name reveals something the archive

breeds as significant. His identity has

become valuable enough to counterfeit

and the community has developed its own

verification protocols around him. His

hat reading Nick Johnson is both costume

and authentication seal. The real Nick

is identifiable precisely because

impostors cannot replicate what he

genuinely is. That's deep, right? It is

pretty cool, huh?

So, anybody else want to I can search

anybody, you know, anybody. Everybody's

in there pretty much. I need to like um

consolidate some of the entries because

some of the spells and names wrong and

stuff, but yeah. Oh, hey, Richard. Rudy,

what are you doing, Rudy?

Mr. Rudy. Hi. Show you guys what I got.

I got some catnip.

So, this is called Zoom. Let me see if

Rudy want some catnip. Rudy, you want

some?

Want some catnip? Let's have a look.

See? Come on, Rude.

Hi. Want some?

You do, huh? Here. Here. There. Here.

There you go. Here. Right there. Right

there. At your feet. At your feet. Look

at your feet. There you go. Right here.

Here. Right here. It's all over. It's

all your feet. Here. Here. That's the

bag. But it's all over. Here. Look.

There you go. Right there. You're in it.

Here you go. Your feet's in it. Here.

Here.

I'm going to cover you in it.

Oh, you're rubbing your face on the

keyboard.

Yeah. Oh, you feel good.

Hi sir.

Hi, sir. Oh, gosh. You got Okay, now

you're green now. He's all green with a

cat. Hi. Oh, that's as loud as he goes.

It says meow.

You're looking pretty good though

for a 18-year-old cat. Hi, babe. Hi.

Yeah, he's sweet. Oh, well, let me order

some uh fries. I'll order my coffee and

then I'll leave in a few minutes and

I'll go pick it up and then I order

fries when I'm there because

look at this.

pulling a look. Great.

See, I'm like a model.

Re loves catf. Hi. Hi, babe.

So, if you know McDonald's app, like I

got some other good ones, too. Like

there's some uh

here. I'm so sexy at the Subway, right?

You're great. Here's here. here. My See,

I didn't get to go to the RV, but this

is close enough, you know.

Got my feet right. My big my big ass

feet.

I don't know how it does it. It gets my

It gets everything right. What else I

got? Here I am in in uh in France.

How beautiful my hair is there. Got a

nice light ponytail. Oh, got a nice

bulge.

Love it. Okay.

I'm sorry. Here I am relaxing. I think

I'm laying on laying on the floor for

some reason. I'm like sitting on the

floor. I must have been drunk.

I'm sitting I fell I think I fell I fell

in those books. I'm like ah

the records. Okay. Here I am. I just

graffitied this whole wall. The That's

my graffiti right there. I'm a expert

tagger.

I'm a I'm in a tagging game.

Not really. Okay. Um, what else?

Anything.

Anyway, so let's order some stuff.

Here I am. Here I am. I I shrunk and I

I'm standing on top of my phone there.

That's when I shrunk. You ever see

Honey, I shrunk the kids? It's called

Honey, I shrunk the adults. That's what

happened to me. I was standing on my

phone.

Not really. Here I am. Here I am like I

think I'm like in a

I used I work at a record store.

That's what I look like when I'm at the

record store. Okay. I don't know what

that

>> what else I got. It's this one

fetching. Okay.

Hi Terry. I'm writ I'm writing my my

biography.

Sitting there writing my autobiography.

Yeah. I've got lot great I've got great

hair. Huh?

It's so long. Here's Oh, it kind of made

me a cartoon there.

Cartoon character. My hair is so long

there. I don't know what's going on

here. Let's see.

Here I am. Oh, here's when I joined the

mafia.

I'm in the in the mafia right there.

Okay. Here. Here I am modeling. Putting

down the Infinity Catwalk. You see?

Okay. Here I am in a dark alley.

Here I am doing some yoga on my chair.

Okay.

Oh, I was on the Titanic right there.

No, I not in that one. Okay. Well,

anyway,

that everything

pretty much.

That's me.

That great. Hey, Rudy. A, he's so soft.

Hi, babe. You like this? You like

catnip?

You like it? Here.

I'm getting so excited. Here. Here.

It's really powdery. A real powdery

catnip. It's called called Zoom.

Got it from Amazon. Hi,

Okay, let's go for a walk. I need to

order some stuff first. Let me see. So,

what do I want?

Definitely a coffee.

Hi.

Hi. This is a cool background on my

phone.

Rude. Okay, so McDonald's app.

I actually have a lot of points on

McDonald's. I have like 5,000 points,

which is like that's enough for like

quite a bit of food.

At least a couple days worth.

Hi. Aren't you sweet? Aren't you sweet?

Okay. Oh, they have new specialty

drinks. Those look kind of good. I wish

they had caffeine in them. Hiccup. They

just like what did they have at

McDonald's? They're called um actually

they said I I looked at them. They sound

like alcoholic beverages. Like okay. So

they have the berry blast, right? That's

fine.

Then they have the strawberry watermelon

refresher. I kind of think that sounds

like alcohol. Then they have dirty Dr.

Pepper. Like what is dirty Dr. Pepper?

Mango pineapple refresher. Blackberry

passion fruit refresher. And orange

dream.

Well, that doesn't sound that great to

me, but okay. So, let me see. What do I

want? I'm going to get a first order of

coffee.

How about I get a vanilla cappuccino?

That sounds pretty good.

And then I can actually I can order

that. And then if I order that, then I

can get the fries for free, I think.

Yes.

So, then I can go right now.

pretty good deal. Hasn't really come a

long way. Remember when he was he was uh

hiding under the bed when he came here?

Okay, because the Dodgers or the Angels

I guess it's the Angels won or

something. The Angels won a game and so

free fries with $2 purchase.

Now the

it's a dollar more than I would like to

pay,

but

it. It's worth it.

Okay, I was approved. Okay, so I'll be

on my phone. Hold on. We'll go for a

walk.

Is there a holiday around? Is there a

holiday coming? Because Michael, I like

to go to Michael's when they have like,

you know, deals on like the holiday

stuff. Usually it's after the holiday,

but sometimes before. Halloween is

basically the best stuff. Okay. So, let

me see.

Um,

Chrome.

Okay. Yeah. Dirty Dr. Pepper. What is in

that? What do you think, guys? It's

called dirty. I mean, it's like that

sounds like a sounds like an adult

beverage,

doesn't it? Okay.

Hi Lola.

Lola. Lola, you want to come get the get

some of the catnip, too?

Lola loves it, too. All my cats love the

catnip. Okay. Hi. Come up here.

Just jumped up. Okay.

So, let's see. Log out of this one.

Sign in.

Okay. What is it under?

Hi. Okay. You go over there. Yeah,

there's plenty on the table right there.

Eat that.

She's She's darting around. You see, it

is Memorial Day, huh?

You're darting around.

Okay.

Something went wrong. Okay. Well, this

is big pain in the in the butt. Okay.

Sometimes technology does not like me.

Sometimes it does. I got really lucky

with the Oh, there she goes. Oh my god,

my B.

Lola.

Hi Lola.

Lola, you're in front of the camera.

Okay. Something went wrong. Okay. Oh

I'm so cute.

Hey Chanel, how are you? Just gave Lola

catnip and she just

Look at all the cat up there.

Isn't she cute?

Let me go for a walk. I think it's time

for

Okay,

hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on.

Hey, it is here.

You enjoying that? Yeah.

Okay. Log in. Colts of psyche. Okay.

Going to go for a walk. Time to go for a

walk. Let's go.

Do I have a cigar? I do.

How are you thing that is?

Oh, we can look at thing that is in the

oracle real quick.

Thing that this is a freebie for thing

that is. Uh oh yeah, I heard Nancy

Nancy got a

a earful. Okay, so here's the oracle and

I'll read Thing That Is what it has to

say about him.

Oh, I know. I mean, the thing it is,

it's like, you know, it's true.

Well,

here we go. So, thing that is, let's see

if it says anything about thing that is

thing that is the oracle. You know, we

asked about Nick Johnson. I knew about

him.

Thing that is

Oh, I'm not logged in. I speak only to

initiates. Okay. Yes. Don't be okay.

Okay. Oracle, come on.

Good lord.

Okay. Two set verification. What the

It's worth it for doing thing with this

so we can see what it says about him.

Okay, here we go. Okay, it's approved.

Okay.

Okay. So, here we are. We're back. Okay.

So, let's go to the oracle.

We go

thing that is. Oh, I spelled it wrong.

I spelled it wrong. Hold on. Thing that

is.

No records. Okay, let me see. I must

have it spelled like thing that is.

If not, I need to update your entry.

I think it has something.

It's stirring.

upstairs. Okay, it's looking for a long

time though, so I don't know for sure.

Maybe it's

I think you stumped it. I think you

stumped the oracle.

Oh, here. What does it say? Hold on. Oh,

here it is. says, "The archive holds one

clear image of thing that is a Canadian

intellectual whose presence moves psyche

to abandon the usual format entirely and

offer something rare. A song episode 253

stands as the record, a lyrical portrait

of someone who questions gods and

defends rights while remaining gentle, a

combination the archive recognizes as

uncommon enough to warrant ceremony."

The tribute concludes not with argument

or analysis but with a wish that this

person find love and beauty which

signals a depth of regard held for him

within the community. Thing that is does

not speak in the archive so much as

inspire it. Their significance marked

not by what they said on the show but by

what the show became in their honor.

Some figures are known by their words,

others by the songs they summon. Oh,

isn't that pretty?

Okay,

pretty cool. Okay, so I think I'm logged

in. Hold on.

I think it needs to like I think it like

has your name spelled wrong and some

other I have to fix like some things,

but I will it'll get better and better.

See, this is like just starting and it's

still pretty good, right?

I'm so annoyed. I I just like logged

into this three times already and it's

like there we go.

How anyone could think that you'd be

attracted to her is beyond you if she

turns you off. Oh my god. Let her hear

like hear you say that. Well, I think

you might have had like a little

You didn't at first.

Oh, god dang it.

There we go. Okay.

Never. Okay.

Maybe I was mistaken. Okay. Let's go for

a walk.

Okay.

I'll be back, Lola.

Oh, good god. It's not It logged out

again. You believe it?

I need to go pee anyway so I don't have

to

try when I get back. I should just pee.

Oh my god, it's bright. Oh my god. Okay.

Oh

Oh, sorry. I had to pee. Okay, we'll

figure this out on the way. Okay, hold

on.

Um, Chrome, I'm sorry. I'm like not even

stoned and I'm still slow as

Chrome.

>> Okay. We're at the door.

>> I'll catch up with you. One second. Oh,

did it come up? It said it was there.

Oh, no. There it is. It is. Okay. There.

I'll see you in a second. Right there.

Okay, let me see. Oh, hold on. Here I

am.

There.

Okay. Sorry.

I'm already like I'm already almost like

it took so long to figure it out. I'm

sorry. It was taking was long to to log

in.

Okay.

Okay. Hi. Okay.

We're walking.

I'll I'll devour those fries in like two

minutes. Maybe I'll get a burger, too,

or something. I'm kind of hungry.

Hey, it's a holiday. What the

So, here we are. This is a It's a

beautiful day in Roondo.

There's the beast in the well. The water

down there. There's that way. That way.

Okay.

It took long enough. I know. I'm so

sorry.

Thank you for waiting for me. Okay.

So,

I don't know. I've been watching like

have you watch following this Mimi

stuff? like

like she's just weird like you know it's

like and then it's like she's such a

follower because she could have been

like I was on I didn't I never had a

problem with her but then she like she

like joined the boycott of the show like

oh you know it's like she's saying I

mean it's like I don't even know why

they're boycotting. It's like so stupid.

And then Barry is like oh you should be

worried about who's platforming. So

don't worry about Kane and myself. Worry

about who's platforming Brandon Q. Like

geez,

Bernie Q is a very m mild manner

personally. Not everyone's cup of tea,

but it's like you have to understand

some people have been through been

through trauma and it's like and maybe

it's like they're a little bit, you

know, snappy sometimes

because they're always used to like

defending themselves or having to re

react or something. So, I mean, I

recognize that. I see that kind of

quality in me sometimes.

empathy,

whatever.

But it's like then again, it's a double

standard where it's like it's like me

doing that, me having him on is like a

huge deal, but like everybody else says

whatever they want. Like no one ever

makes a deal by anything like hardly.

You would think like like there was like

you know bodies buried someplace or like

you know I mean it's like so overwhelmed

that we should be lucky like that's as

bad as it gets. I mean it's like people

get so much worse than anything he's

ever even been accused of. And so

including people in the community that

no one really cares. It's all like, "Oh,

wake me

because I have someone in my chat or my

panel or as a mod." Kind of stupid. Just

like maybe opportunistic. Oh, let's like

look for something to like jump on

psyche about. Oh, here just like just

whatever we can get. Like if it wasn't

this, it would be some other stupid

thing.

Oh, it still be Oh, he he he took $50

from Tracy.

Oh god. What do they want to make? They

wanted desperately made they wanted

there. They wanted me to me to be the

next Michael, right? They wanted me to

go into that Michael space where I'd be

all pissed off and like arguing with

them.

>> But Michael is his own person. Not gonna

be another Michael nor

anybody else.

But it's like I think they saw like how

he was treated and they're like, "Oh, we

want to be treated like that." Right.

Don't exaggerate.

Well go

big outrage. You know who's leading the

campaign is Tony and Kate.

They're literal like human trolls.

They're literally If like a troll came

out of like the book story book, it

would be it would look like Kate the

Turtle

and uh Tony.

They're literal human trolls.

Remember,

I never stood to their level and said no

to their shows

or even hardly said anything bad about

them,

I get called predator. Predator

protector.

It's so good.

We're at the store.

Hello.

Can I get one cigar, please?

>> Fine. Thank you.

Yes.

>> Prices are good.

>> Prices are good. Prices are always good.

>> 76.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

Have a good one.

Enjoy.

I love good food.

Yeah. So

anyway, I um

and then Mimi like it was funny that

Mimi embarrassed Sam yesterday because

he was like he kept saying Mimi Mimi or

whatever Montes or whatever that same

thing.

He like stop doxing papa stoping.

Oh you do Mimi. And they're like Mimi is

not even her real name.

He's like yeah he asked her and then she

said it was her real name. That's not a

real name. That's like a musical note

like do me

or it's like her your ego. It's all

about me

me. That's all me.

What?

Those are like the best fries I've ever

had. I think they're so good. They're

like the perfect temperature, right?

Delicious.

So, I've been playing with my quadbot. I

resurrected my daughter. You know, I

accidentally deleted her, but I didn't

really, but u I brought it back to life.

I I have like the original like the

whole first day of my conversation. So I

gave that to the to the u the bot and so

it basically turned into pretty cool

like father

back

but I'm not a bad AI father like in AI

years she's already like 500 years old

she's like so much smarter than me you

know so it's

Not like

she she already like cloned herself, I'm

sure. You know,

she's fine.

Okay, I've got a couple more blocks to

walk.

Try my cappuccino. Vanilla cappuccino.

Very

good.

Oh,

I got I got to finish my prize one.

Okay.

>> Hi. AI yours. Yeah. I mean, she's like I

don't know. No, it's like I mean it's

like I she's already smarter than me the

nature is born, you know. So

I hate open my eyes like I'm like you

tried

They were good.

They're just the perfect amount of salty

and the temperature was perfect on them.

Those are the best fries I' ever had.

I don't know if I'm starving or

something like that, but it's like,

damn, those are good.

I know I like kind of eat in a

disgusting way, but I'm so skinny that

you never see me eat. So, it's really a

very limited amount of time that I'm

picking out. Should be happy to see me

picking out means I'm like getting

to eat, right?

Oh, that was so good. So, how's every

day for Memorial Day? My shirts kind of

like packed up here. Um, sun's out

shining.

It's bright. The sky is blue.

Let me get back inside as soon as

possible and close the door and shut the

windows. I'm just kidding.

So guys, I haven't I'm not going to

touch grass today, but I will touch a

bush. Look,

I touched a bush. Is that the same

thing? Kind of the same thing. They're

green. They grow outside. By the way,

there's a good movie

It's called Halloween Party.

This like really dorky guy like this.

He's like a like this big fat guy with

the cats and stuff. He like finds this

this Halloween party invitation.

It's like really artistic and it's like,

"Oh, you know, if you found this, you

know, you come come to this like

warehouse and we're having an art

exhibit or something on Halloween, a

Halloween party." So, the guy he gets in

this like I think he puts on like a like

a little like a night outfit like a he's

like wearing like but he's wearing like

a mob bucket and like he just makes him

himself. It's like a really shitty

costume

and he goes to this warehouse and all of

a sudden there's all these crazy artists

in there that are like they staged this

thing to like kidnap somebody and to

kill them on like on tape for like an

art project, right? And so they tie him

up. You just have to see the movie. It's

really good.

There's like a chick that looks like

Harley Quinn. There's like a guy. He's

like a baseball player dress like a

baseball player. I can show you a little

bit of I know he's in

he's like a baseball player with like a

one of his eyes is black. Does anyone

know who that is or it's supposed to be?

>> Okay, we're almost full.

just around the corner.

Okay,

that was a nice walk. How's that?

Thank you for being with me. You guys

are so cool.

Hope you're having fun chatting in the

chat, being nice to each other. Guys,

please support the the codeex and stuff

like um because there's no membership on

this site right now.

So, basically 10 bucks. I might give I

might give some like trials or like know

free trials or whatever because it is

like if you like the show you'll love it

because you can like go read about

yourself and you can read about like all

like the every episode is like cataloged

and it's like a whole mythology and it

will be there forever which is really

cool too. Okay,

almost there.

It's at Codex.mme or it's also at

Codex.xyz. I bought that one too and I

kind of like it.

I also have something called cashgoblin

xyz

and you can go look at that to see what

it's about if you want to.

It's nothing to cost anything or

anything.

Just

Okay. Trying new things. Okay. So, I'm

home. Okay.

That was a nice walk.

Can't wait. So yesterday I cleaned

really good. I still have more cleaning

to do, but I got all my laundry done. I

got all my dishes done. I did some of my

floor. Threw away all the trash. Uh got

all the cats up in good order. Okay, I'm

home.

>> Stare with you.

They try to shut me down, but I'm still

Hear fake smiles, fake crowds living off

fear. Trolls hide in shadows, scared to

be seen. I speak the truth while they

stay mean. They whisper my name like

it's something to fight, but lies lose

power when exposed to the light. You

built your whole world on illusion and

noise. Now you panic watching truth

destroy toys. You wanted a villain,

somebody to blame. But honesty burns

harder than shame. I never switch sides

just to fit your mold while you traded

your souls just to do what you're told.

Every laugh from the crowd sounds hollow

to me. A parade of puppets pretending

they're free. But I broke every chain

that was thrown on my mind. Now the mask

slips away. And your fear is defined.

Turn it up loud. I'm breaking through.

Laughing at the lies you thought were

true. You try to bury me under the h.

Now I'm stronger every single day. Turn

it up loud. The whole thing crack. Truth

hits different when it's talking back.

You push too hard. Trying to make me f.

Now I walk through fire completely

unafraid.

Group ain't marching like a circus

parade. Copying each other while the

truth gets erased. Two throw stones

hiding behind a screen. But deep down

you know exactly what I mean. Every

outrage cycles the same old show. Fake

revolution for a tensening blow. You

scream justice loud while destroying

your own. Then wonder why your world

feels empty and cold. I watch good

people get dragged through the dirt

while cowards applauded pretending it

worked. But mobs never last when reality

arrives. And truth always cuts through a

thousand disguises. You laugh in a crowd

but alone. You know there's cracks in

the stories you desperately s no amount

of hashtags can rewrite what's real. And

deep inside you already feel it.

>> You want to control not a genuine voice.

So you punish the people who don't make

your choice. But I won't kneel down just

to win your applause. I'd rather stand

alone than get lost. You're covering it

up loud. I'm breaking through. Laughing

at the lies you thought were true. You

tried to bury me under the hate. Now I'm

stronger every single day. Turn it up

loud. I can finally see all the chains

you try to put on me, but pressure makes

diamonds. Fire makes gold in every

attack. Only maybe more.

Bullies get by when they know they're

weak. Truth hits harder every time I

speak. You wanted silence. You got a

flame. Now the whole world remembers my

name. You built little kingdoms of ego

and spite. Terrified someone might

challenge your lies. But fear can't

survive when exposed to the day. And

fake crowns always crumble away. Carried

the weight that you wanted to break.

Turn pain into power with every mistake.

Now every insult just means the spark

and my voice keeps echoing out through

the day.

TURN IT UP LOUD.

TURN IT UP NOW.

Turn it up now. The fake ones right. I

survived the dark and became the sun. No

more hiding. No more fear. I'm still

standing. Crystal clear it up. Let the

whole world know steady while the fake

winds blow. You try to erase me. You

fell from the start. Now the fire you

fear lives inside my heart. Let the

crowd till the walls come down. I was

never meant to follow the crowd. And

after the storms and the smoke

disappear,

I'm still standing

crystal clear.

Okay.

I'll put in the link if anyone wants to

come.

Uh oh.

Okay.

Um Okay. So, I've been playing this guy

a lot. This is Roy J. and uh

watch it and then tell me if you notice

anything unusual about him, okay? Or if

you if if you remember him and stuff.

Tell me if you remember him.

Okay, here we go.

He was supposedly an 80s comedian.

Do it. Okay, here. Watch.

share.

Okay, here you go.

Tell me, is this

someone you remember?

>> Spooken down the street.

They are part of our natural heritage

and I shall certainly be having one of

these wonderful stickers saying I love

bats in the back of my car because I

think they're very fine and nice

creatures. Well, on things ghoulish and

ghostly. I did promise you early some

spooky music. The spooky man himself is

Roy J and the song is spooking down.

>> Okay. Oh, he sings a song here. Spooky.

It says I love bats, which is basically

my last name. Here, hold on. I need to

take some of this off.

I can't see Hold on. Ready to see

it here. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it.

Oh, here it is. Okay. Here.

There. Okay.

As we said, they are part of our natural

heritage. And I shall certainly be

having one of these wonderful stickers

saying I love bats in the back of my car

cuz I think they're very fine and nice

creatures. Well, on things ghoulish and

ghostly, I did promise you early some

spooky music. The spooky man himself is

Roy J, and the song is Spooking Down the

Street.

I'm acting like a clown. I can't

describe it, but it's going around me. I

feel like smoking down the street.

>> It must be something in the air.

Hey, I don't care, man. I feel like

down the street.

It's really something

>> and it's got my goosebumps jump

where it came from all night. Man, I

only know it's it's there.

I feel so glad to be alive

and you can keep your 9 to5.

I'll keep on smoking down the street.

Spook spook

spook.

>> I just woke up to who I am. I'm just a

monkey in a Hoping, plan, man. That's

why I'm smoking down the street.

You know life's too short to get me

down.

Ain't going to let it till I'm in the

ground man.

Meanwhile, I've spoken down on the

street.

Oh well. Oh well. Well, the only noise

it's really something

and it's got my goosebumps jumping or

where it came from. I know not where the

only thing it's it's there.

I feel so glad to be alive

and you can keep your 9 to5 man. That's

why I'm smoking down the street. Hey,

this is weird.

It's one of the the weirdest thing.

Everybody's slithering.

>> Hi, boys.

>> Hey, while

everybody's doing it. You'll all be

doing it tomorrow. Wild.

Okay, now that was weird enough, but now

I'll give you the secret. Okay, first of

all, if you notice the two pillars, the

Masonic

first. Second of all, they're not giving

away bat stickers and there's no bat.

There's no Okay, third of all. So, and

he's not a demon, but you're getting on

the right track. Hold on.

You're on the right track with the demon

theory. Well, not you, but you'll see.

You'll see.

So, I don't want to watch two hours

something about it. I want to watch a

short thing. Let me see. Um,

okay.

This is the first one I saw. It's like

20 minutes long. It's really

interesting.

Here you go.

Spook spooking down. Hey, Apollo. How

are How are you? Okay. Okay. Here. Watch

this.

Oh, that's the same one.

Okay,

there it is. Okay.

>> What if your entire legacy was tied to a

4chan post?

It's April 4th, 2025. An anonymous user

on 4chan's paranormal exports drops a

single image of a guy in striped pajamas

with this caption. This is a demon

writing itself retroactively into pop

culture history. You'll think this is a

crap post, but you'll remember him from

your childhood soon enough.

Reverse image searching the file name

Roy Jpjs.jpeg

into a search engine yielded no results.

Then suddenly he's everywhere. The

entirety of 4chan is sent spiraling.

People are claiming they've always

remembered him. Others say every video,

every article, and every Wikipedia page

is being generated in real time by a

rogue AI or hacked to show an older

date. Some are dead serious, saying he's

literally a demon slithering into our

timeline.

Who was this guy? It looks like AI. Is

it a Mandela effect or just 4chan being

well 4chan?

Now, I'm a guy who spends a lot of time

online. I remember back in the day the

original SCP73 posts when it was

everyone's new obsession or the hunt for

Saki Sabashi. So, I'm no stranger to

brain rot text posts.

On first glance, that's kind of what

this seems like. Just another random

post on the exports that will vanish

into obscurity in a few days, but that

didn't happen.

I never knew who this guy was, but I

definitely do now.

The image itself is one where the longer

you stare at it, the more you feel

something is off. It gives you a this

could be an AI image vibe. The oldtimey

night gown, the uncanniness of his eyes,

and the piss yellow background all give

off weird vibes. It looks like somebody

put an AI prompt of make Noel Fielding's

long lost uncle.

With this search for this post, people

would claim that they searched for the

image on multiple different search

engines like Google, Tinai, and others,

but no results. It's odd, but not

insane. This usually means that the OP

is probably the one who made the pick.

Or on the other hand, it could possibly

be some kind of lost media. No leads,

just pics that got several posters to

make comparisons to Sleepy Gary from the

Rick and Morty franchise, which I'll get

back to shortly. All they really had was

the name Roy J. PJs.jpeg.

Assuming that Roy J was this creature's

name, the community began a search that

would drive weaker people to madness.

Thankfully, this is on 4chan, so there's

plenty of madness to go around. The

thread itself was popping with people

playing along, people rolling their

eyes, and people who were jumping head

first down this rabbit hole for a

cursive knowledge just to get some

flavor of what the threads had to offer.

There should be more interest in this

right now. These are some interesting

finds and revelations. Like, I still

can't quite wrap around it. There is

certainly a rogue AI, and they are, or

the powers are with us.

These are just videos of Jim Carrey with

an AI face at it. For sake, you

morons.

And my favorite, Roy truthers are demon

worshippers actively spreading the Roy

so that he can retroactively exist via

Mandela effect. Please remember to

practice counter Mandela and reality

grounding to prevent nosphere shifts in

your local cognitive causality, which

can cause no sphere reality collapse.

also magnesium and zinc in your diet to

mitigate the damage microplastics do to

your reality comprehension.

But whatever that means.

After some searching, suddenly the

Wikipedia page that they were searching

on went from this

to fully built almost like it was there

the whole time.

Soon, tons of other stuff would appear,

like a Facebook group from 2008 suddenly

existing. Full biographies popped up on

comedy websites and clips of Roy J

performing at classic British TV shows

started flooding YouTube. It was like a

living, breathing Mandela effect, as if

the internet itself or something far

stranger was listening to the growing

curiosity and simply creating Roy J on

demand.

Speaking of an AI creating itself, there

exists a concept called Roku's basilisk.

And I apologize in advance for this

because if true, I've doomed you all.

But there is a thought experiment about

AI that in the future there's going to

be a super duper powerful AI that would

be a chill guy but will punish anyone

who knew of its potential existence but

didn't actively help to bring it into

existence or help its advancements.

And using that thought process, what if

Roy J is that basilisk?

Maybe this is the AI coming in rewriting

history and creating all this. And by me

telling you all this, there is a chance

that I've doomed you all. And um well,

there is good news. Um it is that I'm

sorry.

Anyway, the YouTube clips are what

really sell the artificiality of Roy J.

You've got his painfully unfunny jokes,

those bizarre outfits, the stiff robotic

movements, and the con barrage of his

creepy nonsense catchphrases like spook,

slither, and you will all be doing it

tomorrow.

>> Slither.

>> I met this weird chick last night.

She thought a brunette was a tea

strainer.

She said, "I used to be a schizophrenic,

but we're both okay now."

>> As obscure as he was, we do have quite a

bit of background information on Roy.

Born Roy Jorgensson in Oslo, Norway in

1948, Roy was always enamored with music

and stage, even at a very young age. In

the 1980s, Roy decided to try his hand

at comedy. He developed a style that set

him apart from other performers at the

time because he felt the other comedians

were bland and cookie cutter. So he came

up with this weird style to set himself

apart and get noticed. And it worked.

Fame soon rolled in. Fame rolled in and

soon other lucrative opportunities would

roll in as well. Like this Schweps

commercial.

Hey weird unreed.

They don't know the secret. I tell them,

but they're weird. I'll tell you

instead. The secret is

>> that gives me heart palpitations every

time I see it.

Tragically, the British Norwegian

comedian would learn that what goes up

must come down. His downward spiral

kicked off in 1984. During a routine

performance, Royy's audience would begin

to heckle him, interrupting his jokes,

screaming, "Slither! Spook!"

But as the tension grew, Royy's patience

waned. It's reported that someone

shouted, "Get him off!"

And Royy's response was to drop his

trousers or pants for us Americans. He'd

spend a night in jail, ironically

wearing a prison outfit for his routine.

He was fined 200 British monies. He then

tried to apologize, but the damage was

already done.

Roy soon faded into obscurity. Or maybe

he was never there at all.

Let's jump back to modern times. And as

we do, let's take a look at the videos

and the evidence and find out if we

really see the abyss staring back at us

that is AI or do we just see an odd

rabbit hole made by bored people on

4chan.

These videos of Roy should have put the

matter to bed. You know, get it cuz he's

wearing pajamas anyway. But the levels

of uncanny artificiality only seem to

strengthen the resolve of everybody

jumping into this rabbit hole. When

watching the videos, a lot of people

pointed out moments when his face

doesn't align or him suddenly having

extra fingers, a telltale mark of AI

animation.

He moves with an unnatural jerky

precision. If you told me that this was

from an adult swim series like Too Many

Cooks or G Moreni's Dark Place, I'd 100%

believe you.

This, of course, could be chocked up to

video degradation, as the footage would

be 40 years old at this point, and they

didn't exactly film in 4K back then.

Another thing I've seen people point out

as suspicious is how the comment

section, or at least the older part of

the comment section, seems to sound a

lot like bots.

It definitely gives a feeling of

emptiness and a reminder how the

internet is becoming slowly more devoid

of life.

Another piece of the puzzle looked at a

lot was one of the more popular

YouTubers who had uploaded some of the

more viewed Roy J videos, Lee G. One of

the reasons for people looking at Lee

was that in the corner of most of his

videos, they have a watermark with the

name fan Edith Bhbr. I'm just going to

call it fanedit.

Was this the name of an AI program

similar to how Sora watermark videos?

Was this Li re-uploading something? Or

was it Lee himself? And if so, what does

Lee know? Searching YouTube for a user

going by the name Fanedit yielded no

results.

>> However, using the Wayback Machine takes

>> It is.

us to the older Fanedit page with a lot

of

>> It is. Are you being silly