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Psyche hosts a casual Sunday open panel episode, discussing his e-bike mishaps, his cats, and exploring the Chinese 'Thick Black Theory'. He also addresses the importance of being mindful of the words we choose to use and their potential impact on others.
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Browse era →Oh, guys, I'll do some trading. Let's do some trading. Hey, there Lola's up there. Lola's sleeping next to me. Lola and Trick. That's mother and son. Lola's the mama cat and she likes tricks now. before, like after she stopped breastfeeding, she would not want anything to do with the kittens. She would swap them
away. Now she's laying next to him. Tricks, you say hi to Lola. Hey, Lola. Hi. Go say hi to Lola. She's a this little She's like a little bit moody still, but she tolerates him now. That's her boy.
Hi. Yeah. So, we did a test run today of the uh we did a test run of the uh the bike to the store and using the camera and it worked out pretty good. I hope you guys like the little bike ride. Hey, what are you doing with Lola?
Hey you're there.
What?
Oh, my sweethearted cat. Did it was fun. It's a good little test run. See, I can The problem with the other night was I had just gotten the bike and so I it was new, right? And then the seat was all the way up and so I could bar like my my feet were just barely touching the pedal. I'm tall. It was like a really high up bike. The guy
must be really tall that had it. And uh and I was just learning how to use it and sometimes the motor takes off a little bit. And so I when I went up to the library, I got on the grass and I just wiped down on the grass and I dropped my phone. Then I went out to Starbucks. I got back on the bike and I couldn't stay on the bike and I dropped my coffee. And so then the bike fell
over and it got out of alignment. My neighbor fixed it. I was fine. I They get a scratch. I got a scratch. This is not even from that day. This is from yesterday, like later in the day. I got a little scratch there from hitting the wall. That's all that happened. Nothing serious. It was They're not going that fast. You know, skateboards can go
probably 20 miles an hour, right? Certain speeds.
So sometimes guys I might exaggerate things for comedic effect but I'm usually you'll be able to tell sometimes I am very dead pan. I do have a dead pan delivery sometimes. Look at my dead eyes. I have a dead pan like I mean guess it's like I'll just I it's not sarcasm. It's like people always say what? I'll always say something
outrageous and they'll be like in a dead pan like it's serious or like I'm like like I don't like I don't understand something be like what? And then I'll be like I'm kidding. I'm kidding. So hope you guys understand that. This is this is entertainment. I'm not I'm trying to like you know keep you guys laughing and keep everyone Hey Joe. No, it's okay. It's okay Joe. Whatever. I know. I just it just was like I
thought right now is like not the right time because I just had people say, "Oh, we're going to we're going to strike you. We're going to strike you. We're like just we're going to do, hey, strike." I just have people saying this all day to me and if even if they don't, they keep reminding people. I just reminded people. Yeah, it was accidental. I understand. I
understand. But it's it's really guys you want to you know you know you guys we have control. But we have control over our own mouth. We don't have control over other people's mouth. I can I have no I cannot stop anybody from saying what they're going to say. You know, I can just I can just uh react appropriately to it. But we do have control of what comes
out of our own mouth. All right. So we should be just be like just remember there are people that could be watching that that word has like a lot of um hurtful history for them and there's a lot of I want everyone to feel welcome here. So it's not some kind of like
yeah maybe somebody had a laugh and so you know but it was it's not I don't think it was funny. Kim didn't think it was funny, but some people find that funny. Like I know in Howard Stern, Daniel Carver when he would say that wake up white people and he would say the n-word and you know there's also a hurtful history with like the gay community too because the gay
community gets the same kind of thing, right? So I understand. Yeah. So let's be if you want to say something say ninja like just programmer just say ninja. ninjas. They wear all black. Just pretend that um just pretend that that's the word. But there's also a book there's a Chinese book. It's kind of like the art
of war a little bit, but it's called the thick black theory or something like thick black method or something and it's just like it says just imagine yourself just covered with a black she like it's completely black and like nothing can get nothing can get to you like nothing can bother you. You're just but and so it's called the thick black theory. thing like just imagine yourself all covered in black. Yeah. Think black like
wiener. Oh my gosh. Spear. I don't think that's what it's called. It's easy not to. It's like it's like if you say it, you're trying to get a you know it's going to you know it's like one of those like hot button words, right? You so it's not just oh oh it's slipped out. Maybe maybe for Sam man like you know he I mean is it is his every other word or something like that. And it's like you know there's who's allowed to
say who's not I don't want to get into it. Let's just not say let's just say ninja. Say ninja. I don't like to I don't like saying maggot. I like say let's say homosexual or homosexual is insulting enough to the gay community. You don't have to say f a g o. Just say homosexual. That sounds like it's some kind of clinical disease or something. You know it's like so if you want to say
but it's an appropriate at least word. You know it's just a scientific word. homo same sexual sexual into the same sex, right? I think that's what it means. So, yeah, we get it. Yeah, the thick black we let me see if I can find that. It's actually like it's like a Chinese like
an ancient Chinese text about but you know how they have the art of war like the in China like lazu and stuff. They have one called the thick black
theory. Yeah, it's called the thick black theory. It's by Jean Wu Lee. It says here's some quotations from it. It says Lee was a scientist of political intrigue. He wrote, "When you conceal your will from others, that is thick. When you impose your will on others, that is black." According to Chin Ningchu, the thick black theory
describes the ruthless and hypocritical means men use to obtain and hold power. Thick faces means shamelessness, black heart, ruthlessness. According to the author's view of history, it went through several paintings. Lee argued, "A great hero is no more than a person who is imprudent and wicked." According to Lee, the wickedness of all men was
cow cow. I'd rather betray someone than be betrayed. It shows how black cow cow's heart was inside. Lee picked Lou be king of the rival kingdom competing with cows. As a highly skilled person with a thick face, he never thought it shameful to live inside another fence. He was also a frequent crier appealing
to others sympathy. There is even a humorous saying Lu Bay Jing Shan kingdom was obtained through his crying. So there's some modern interpretation. It's from It says it was it's a uh philosophical treaty written by Lee Jang Wu 1879 1943 a disgruntled politician and scholar born at the end of the king
dynasty. It was published in China in 1911 the year of the Zinhai revolution when the king dynasty was overthrown. It says who is called who it's called hoizu hoizu is translated as thick black theory thick and dark theory or study of the thick and dark. Who is thick in
English it comes from um thick face in Chinese which means being shameless. Hi can be translated as dark or hard-hearted which means setting one's mind to be ready to play hard without respect towards common virtue. So FC Nemesis, you see that's your that's your homie. Did he ever did he ever
um me? I don't have a coke. I just have issue no hair in my beard. So yeah, but so have are you a are you a hot twink? Because he's really into these twinks. Um MC Nemesis and he wanted me to bang his wife in front of him. Did you know
that? He's been on the show several times. You covered it all. He He couldn't stop saying the N word, so I had to ban him. But another one I say, why? Hell yeah. Why didn't I Why didn't I? I don't know. Well, MC Nemesis is not my type really. He's like
a little bit of a not a bear, but he's like a chub chub. I don't know. Not my type. And I haven't seen his wife. I heard his wife is like 500 pounds, too. I'm not I'm not really into
it. How are you, guys? So, we're celebrating 22,400 subscribers tonight. Let's get to 2500 subscribers. It's just going really well. I remember I had 21,00 like 400 a month or something. 500 month. I remember when I couldn't get a 50. I remember when I was like, "Please, can I I was like, "Benny, can can I plug my show? Can I do terror read? Come, please subscribe. You subscribe to me."
Took me forever to get to 50 subscribers. How about 24,00 black theory? No, but basically I I remember the book and it was called the the thick black theory. And I guess thick means shameless and then black
means having a black heart or something. So I don't know if he was advocating for being shameless, having a black heart or he was trying to combat it. But it was basically I what I remember about it is like he was like just imagine just surrounded in black and nothing can get through nothing negative will get through to you. Everything just absorbs in in the black and it's just like and then nothing will
ever hurt you know no matter what anybody says or does. It's like just just like you know to keep so maybe I try to like I follow a little bit. I I know I have a heart and I I have shame but that's a good thing to like you know because there's a lot of people that are going to try to project that you don't onto you. You just can't believe them, right? You have to know
yourself. It was good to see everybody. I know it's an early night so far. I don't know. I'm thinking about getting some some food. I'm thinking about going to the taco truck actually. Getting like three or four tacos. Oh Those are always good. It's only It's only like 10 bucks. I like to save save a little bit of cash today. You just want everyone to
know you have a stalker here that follows you ridiculing your Oh, that's not good. His name He Gotti is his talk. I know God. He's been on the show several time. I don't know. H um Hannah I just need I I've never saw him do say anything like that to you. But I
I'll like I'll tell him it's not allowed to, you know, talk about people's medical conditions in like a in a mean way or to stalk people. But I he's never been disrespectful. He's always been very he's been a gentleman in my show. But I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He was fighting with your regular streams. You missed the last stream, unfortunately.
Okay. Yeah, he wasn't he I haven't seen him today. I saw him yesterday. He's He's I don't know if he's here following you or I don't know how he found the show. He sounds like a mobster. Like I'll just be honest. He sounds like in the like he's in the mafia or he just has that vibe. I I
don't I just not not saying I watched Sopran. I didn't watch a lot of
surprises crucible ghost I think Google's the mafia maybe know it's JT Gotti does it too but J oh so it's JT okay is JT that is that the wolfman guy that I know when Gary Gotti comes on this Wolfman guy comes on they look
a creature feature. They god's under some like vampire like he's or vampire Frankenstein thing and then the wolf man is here and I'm like I feel like I'm in I'm in a a horror movie in the 50s sometimes. You can hear the headphones aren't good. Hold on. Are they on? Hold on. Let me
check. Wow. Guys, wow. It's like I didn't even have them on. So, my my actually my iPad is have sound again for some reason, but it doesn't have much. Do you guys hear me okay now? I'm sorry. That's why no one's here. No one can hear me. Thank you for letting me guys. If my sound is like that bad, just let me know. Um, sounds sounds crackly now. Right
now, the wolf guy. Yeah, I recognize I saw him. I'll tell him to leave you alone. Is it better? It was crackly because it was I just had my iPad microphone on. Yeah. Thank you for letting me know. I'm good. Okay, it sounds good. Listen, I forgot to switch on my
headphones. Yeah. So, yeah, I really don't I don't like people getting harassed in here, but it's like at the same time, I don't know everybody's relationships. Some people talk to each other like that. Some people are like mad at each other one day. best friends the next day. Some people have been known each other for years and then they're asking me to step between. It's like I can't I I don't I just don't It's
like too much. It's like checking out the everyone's paperwork and I I can go do a criminal background check on everybody and like investigate and see. It's like I had kind of have to just like rely on what my mods my mods tell me. If they really bother people, you know, I have a I have a ban program on the chat. Hey Mo. Hey Mimo. Happy Sunday.
Yeah. And I like I like the band program, you know, it's like 24 hours and so if someone's just just being ass and like just talk like uh you know harassing people and causing problems on panels and they just they just don't want to leave because you know I let everybody up pretty much. You know, you can pay to have them taken off a day and then you can you can come up and talk without them here and without worry that they'll be bothering
So hope everyone's doing good. you. Oh, I hope not, Hannah. I mean, it's like I hope not. Hopefully that doesn't happen because it's like just coming in contact with somebody. It's like, you know, why would you do anything unless that person is like has done something to you like, you know, terrible like kick your dog or something
like what is what is the reason to go harass people by dogs? I don't understand. Let's let's like respect just like you know people's information is out there. It's not like it's impossible to find information. You can find Julia Roberts probably home phone number and and address and you know the name of her show for you can you can people can find all this stuff right
uh but why would you why would you weaponize why would you weapon it's just all it is it's basically a paranoia tactic I am doing my best yeah go ahead you speak your truth you know you everyone chat is free to express themselves you know just I just ask you don't there's no doxing no um
allegations or slander and like no no no no racial language like that's pretty much you know the other things are like no nudity no playing music but that's not really apply to the chat as much
but they receive attention yeah I mean but it's like it's like a negative it's like you know there's some people they don't care if they're eating like a a bowl of you know, like a fine delicious like, you know, freshly caught sea bass and fresh vegetables and, you
know, perfectly seasoned served on a on a a silver platter and then a lean cuisine. Some people don't know because they can't tell the difference. It's just it's just like just like whatever. Oh, energy. It's it's just energy, right? But you want to you can like develop a taste and like go for the better stuff, right? or at
least know the difference know that oh this is not the food I I be wanting to eat world these AI driven chat moderate well I do I have the nightbot but he doesn't really moderate like all all Nightbot was doing was um besides like promoting my links which I I love that I feature I like Hey Joker
Nightbot would also start timing out people for doing emojis and caps locks and that's that that stuff is fine in my chat I don't care if you use emojis or cap blocks or as long as you're not spamming and stuff. Some people just type in caps. Some people like to use a lot of emojis. I It's not like, oh my god. So So person reprogram my nightbot
to not do that. So otherwise I could put banned words in the thing in chat, but I'm not really worried about what chat is saying that much. It's like, but then that's why people get all mad when someone doxes or sometimes people have a picture or they have the the name someone's name and stuff. I have no idea about all these people or like the beef or anything. That's not the place to do it. If you have your own show, go do it
on your own show and then face the consequences for some kind of like um stocks thing. But why would you do it on my show? That puts me in jeopardy and then everyone's mad at me. So, it's not the appropriate place. It's like if you have something to say on your own show, then they can privacy strike you and anything. That's a direct thing. If you're going on other
platforms, it's the same thing as like people like, "Oh, if someone insults you on the platform and then you like report harassment or something and it's on my channel." It's like it doesn't hurt them. They're not nothing's going to happen. All all it will do is say, "Oh, look at his channel, right?" Hey,
JJ. Oh, he left. Come on, Joker. Come on up, Joker. Come on up, my man. Okay, he's back. Hold on. What's up, Psyche? What's up, dude? How are you? Sorry, I you've you've restarted so many times. What happened? Um, it's just like little things will happen like people will say the N word
or they'll just be like or stuff. I just don't want some I just don't want people to go back to my shows and say, "Oh, look, look how racist and evil he is and he I just wanna I want to have like nice show. I want to have nice shows without like having hate speech in them and and uh or doxing or I don't know. So I I need to restart occasionally. It's like
a fresh start, you know. I know. And it's bad for the algorithm. I had like 13 people here instead. I had like three or 40 before. It takes a little bit to build it back up. But at the end of the day, I think I'm doing the right thing. I just I just like I guess I just get a feeling if I get a feeling like I should just start over. It's not a big deal to me. But I just so I'd rather start over
than have some stuff just remain in the ether, you know, up there before because there's so many hours to go. I I have to do it right away or else I I'll forget. And it's like there's just thousands of hours of, you know, I got like 8,000 watch hours this month already um within the last 30 8,000. So I've been that's and I deleted a lot of
streams, so I probably would have had over 10,000. But um um I also have 2400 subscribers now. Um, and my my channel's in good standing and so I'm just going to keep it that way. You know, I'm monetized and I'm happy to be monetized, but I have to I kind of I'm kind of held to a higher standard than other shows that are not
monetized because there's stuff that can another channel is not not monetized. What they can just like their channels shut down, they can start another one, whatever. Me, it's like it will take months to get back to the monetization. if I can ever get back. And and then it's like he's threatened to get I just have to stand strong and like keep keep up my rules, you know? I I understand. I understand. Well, um I got to I got to
leave for a bit. I'll be back. Okay. Okay, JJ. Thank you for coming. Come on up. Joker. Joker. He's a joker. He's a smoker. He's a midnight choker.
So, Alisa's been on since 10, like I think 10 this morning. She's still on. Um, so she's been off almost 12 hours. Wow. Hey, Nancy. Where was my was on my last show? I wish I opted to come in before instead in here before. Well, what was on the
last show? Uh, it was um it was Joe Well, Joe Shipley. And then he start he started singing the Full House song, but then he put the N word in it with a hard R and I just didn't like it. So I just ended it. The show before that it was just getting a little chaotic in the chat.
So I just need a fresh start because there was also stuff said on that show between I guess who was it? It was um Michael and Joe I think. And Joe again was using the n-word and the f I mean it's like so Joe you have to stop that please.
It's like, you know, I don't on Emma on Emma's show and she has like hundreds of people. I never had people call No one ever called the They never I guess the nword's blocked in her chat like I should block it in my chat, but it was like it was just no one ever called her names like that, you know? Like it's like or there's all these crazy I could I maybe need to tighten up my moderators
and the the rules here a little bit, but I still want to have it to be fun, you know? I still want it to be fun. But I mean, this is fun. I think I get good content. I think there's plenty of good content. Like I I'm not playing other people's content for the most part. I was a little bit when I started the show. I played some Howard Stern clips and playing prank calls and some music videos. Most of the time that's okay.
Sometimes it's not. You're just you'll be headphones. Okay. Awesome. Good to see you, Hannah. So, um yeah, it's a whole other world, guys. If you want if you want to understand like more what I'm going through, just start your own channel. Like start your own build your own channel. Have something important to you. like have your own content like u build your show work on subscribers stream hours a day like um work mod
chats have people on panels it's like a lot of stuff and it's a lot of different person especially me all these personalities I gather I mean I I did it um I did it with a goal I I I it's like I'm going to bring everybody from everywhere here it's like everyone everybody will be here'll be and it's like a it's going to be chaos at times but ultimately I want everyone to like
meet people they never would have met before and like they just to bring panels different panels together and have different personalities like really so it's like I think I did pretty well with like I could have just I could have just go oh I just like I'll just bring tarot people here I'll just I'll just go but I no I went to the beef sector the
black sector sector I went to the you know auditing I went to every sector every sector every open panel I could find I went on say do you want to do tarot most time they A lot of times they didn't like it. Creepy Gary says, "I used to have a channel with about 150 subscribers and growing, but a massive flagging campaign took it down. Then I was doxed and had your employer
contacted." I know that's unfortunate. You know, that is tough, right? And so that's why that's why people say, "Oh, why did you end the video? Why did you delete the video?" It's I I just have to sometimes because I'm getting I get there's stuff you guys don't see, too. These I get these text messages threatening me. Um I get p um just people in private saying things. So
I I uh I just have to you have to trust my judgment on it. You know ultimately it hurt it hurts me. You know it takes away the any revenue I could have made from that video when I have to take it down. There's video there's probably hundreds of hours of of videos I've taken down over hundred you know.
Yeah, I know. Creepy Gary, it's hard. It's hard. Creepy Gary. You just have to, you know, I don't know if if it was what they could flag you for necessarily. If it was something in chat, if you had a panel on or something you were saying that possibly they could flag. I think my experience the flagging campaigns have not been successful with me. I mean on me,
right? It does, but you can always start another channel. I mean there's other platforms or other chat. I mean it's like if if ultimately you also have to learn the toos so there's not you don't have vulnerabilities because there'll be people that come on panel try to like say stuff they can porn bomb you if you don't take the porn bomb down they can go flag you for nudity then their channel's taken down right and so um you
have to be fast you have to you just have a channel with your own content. Yeah. Well so do I. So do I. But even even I my only my strike the only strike I got was from for my own content. It was for my content that is mine that that was maybe not fully copyrighted at the
moment which can constitute fair use but it was just a person person uh try to you're threatening with a frivolous lawsuit. Yeah I know. Well, that's why no just there's a tarot card called justice in the upright and I really when and sometimes when justice comes upside down something unfair is being done to you that's right side up something will
be be made fair. There's a balance to it. Things do things do work out but I'm not sure about the exact circumstances what happened. But I I I I hear you. I hear you. Oh, because you made fun of a guy who claims he was a head of physics unification. Yeah. Isn't it's it's going to be the weirdest kind of person that gets offended about it, you know? someone with a physics unification
theory. That kind of sounds like maybe an evil genius kind of person. You know, you might want to watch out for for those kind of people. Yeah. And I also just like, you know, be care I try not to make fun of people. Like, you know, this morning Dehi was here and he was just being ridiculous and so I was being dead pan and I was just like, are
you know, are you okay? And he thought I was making fun of him. I was like, "Well, you're He said he want He said he wanted like a 500 lb woman to sit on his face and have an ass like like three times the size of the head sit on him." And and I was like I was like, "Well, that's just kind of weird." He's like, "Oh, you're making fun of me cuz I like I like obese women." And I was like, "No." I was like, "I dated a I dated like a woman that was between two and
300 lbs. I'm not sure how much she I never weighed her, but she was she was a big gal. I don't judge you, but Hi, babe. All people are all people are beautiful, but it's just it's weird. She seems like it was some kind of weird sexual fetish she has. Hi. You're sitting here with me. You're sitting Lola. Come sit. You came sat with
me. Trix is watching a shadow. Yeah. It was gross. It was It was disgusting. I mean, it was like just the way he was describing it. Oh, he's like he wants to clean He wants to clean them with his tongue. I mean, it was just he was it was disgusting. It was disgusting. It wasn't like about It's like, oh, you
know, you have a you have a nice girlfriend and you know, she may she may have a big girl, but you know, you love her and you're you're sexually attracted and you know, go at it, guys. But it's like you want to say you want to talk about all your your fetishes with like licking her crack and I mean it's just good. Hey K, what's up Prairie? Prairie page came at the right time. Oh, come on
P. Oh, come on up Prairie. Let me see if I can get the link pinned again.
Hi,
Paige. Go ahead and hit a like for me, guys, if you can. I'd really appreciate that. I'll get the link pinned for you. Here you go. Yeah, I know. You might be some kind of exhibitionist fetish. I I don't It
was like entertaining in a way. It was It was kind of funny like a little bit and and shocking and and intriguing, but he went too far with it. And then he started calling me names and like and and just like really slanderous names. I just had to kick him off. I think he's a bad guy. Um, you know, he made a bad move. He
made, you know, he was very, very, very drunk. I understand when people get drunk, the guy's this whole other personality. I've seen it. It happens to me, too. If I get too drunk, I have That's why I have to be I I have three drinks tonight. I'm going to go to the taco truck and have like a dinner. Just going to try to take it easy a little bit. I don't think I'll get more alcohol. I might get one more
beer. So, I love you guys. I love you guys. You figured drunkenness was a factor. Oh yes, he was drinking Everclear too. And it's Everclear and he's very well known. Hey, what's up? Want to say hi too? Want to come down too? Say hi. I have some Lola in my
lap. Yeah, it was very I mean it was ser and that's why and it turns it's like there's a point where it gets oh it's funny to like where it's oh this is kind of disturbing and it's kind of like oh is this person okay? like and so it's like you kind of balance you know you're like okay the person's an adult, you know, he's not in prison. He's he's just sitting in his in his
like basement or what boat or whatever. I don't know what he was and so but he's not he's out driving or something like that or or causing um I I just he's sitting there and he's just sitting there talking and so it's like what can you do? But I do worry about people and I don't want to like be enabling or like uh
encouraging that. So I have to be more careful too, right? You're just laying in bed. Come on, Paige. We can see you laying in bed. How are you covering for those mushrooms? Paige, how was your trip? Paige Paige went on a trip last night with Spinzilla. She she left
us. He went to outer space or astral plane or something. Hi. Oh, they're sitting next to each other. You're They're sitting next to They're They never sit next to each other. They're over there with tricks. You're hanging out today. Oh, there you go. Hi. What are you doing, Penny? Uhuh.
Your hat. Okay. It was pretty wild. You absolutely did. You went to space.
Yeah. Hi, What's
wrong? So, still a bit of half a lemonade left. I only drank two. Like last night, I drank literally two beers. I got a good buzz going. These are strong, but it's like most say probably the equivalent of four beers having a couple of these, but it was kind of an empty stomach, too. But I'm out of weed.
This I think this vape is just trash. Let me
see. There's nothing left. This one's trash. Let's go in the trash. Okay. Yeah. Ever clears even before. I think it's I think it's just to like to run a car. I think it's like it's like I think it's like actual like diesel fuel. Is this pure alcohol? I know. It's It's
just It's like you might as well drink mouthwash or something. I mean, it's like it's just like No, don't don't. It's not pure
alcohol. I don't know. I don't know, Paige. I think that could might be able to run a car. I don't think I don't know. It's pure
alcohol. You drank it before? How was it, P? Did you take Did you How many Did you take one shot or did you Did you drink a I mean, this guy drank a whole bottle of it. He was And he was he was drinking like I think it was like three in the morning. 4 in the morning, 5 in the morning. He was here. I woke up like at probably 10 in the morning. He was still sitting there drinking. I said his eyes really good. He was
like he started calling me these terrible names. Not for a carbo run in a car. He's done pure grain alcohol. Yeah. He he was like lighting on fire and dropping the dropping the the Q-tips on the ground and and he almost burned down his his his uh his boat last week. Everyone was screaming, "Oh, no, no,
stop." He's sitting there lighting stuff on fire. He's so drunk and he's sing and the only song he sings is Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous by like Good Charlotte. He just kept singing it over and over and over again. I'm like, well, it's like I Good Charlotte is okay. I guess they might have a song or two that I like didn't mind. I didn't like that
song. And then that's the only song he likes. Then he's like, "Oh." I was like, you know, I was like, "Well, I was born I'm 44." He's like, "Oh my god." He's generations." I was like, "Well, how old like, "We're just different are you? Like 20 in your 20s?" He's like, "No, he's like 37 or 30." I mean, he's like just like a little He's like a few years younger than me. He was born probably eight years after me. 89
supposed to 81. So, I Yeah, he was another level. It was insane. Absolutely insane, guys. How are we doing? Yep. That's Paige Joker. Come on, Joker. Come on up and panel. Where are you? I thought you were going to join this. We're going to join streams, then you disappear. A watermelon spec with Everclear. Yeah, you could take a watermelon, put a hole in the watermelon, just pour in the bottle of
liquor in it. Should I draw a picture? I I have a picture of Paige. I think I drew already. You see you see my picture? I thought my I don't know where my book is. You should draw another one. Joker. People were saying that the that the nipples were not were not too realistic. Like why? They're like, why
do we see her nipples through the Look at my book. Hold on.
Okay. Do you remember the I think I think I think when I drew that Beeta's kitties picture, everything went to hell. I think Beeta was very mad. So there's
Paige. I mean, it's not the most realist. I mean, these are quick drawings. There's uh that was uh the unttrackable. There's Joker right there. Look at Joker. That looks just like Joker with the hair, the
smile. I'll show the beatus one again, too, if I can find it. Here's Sam Man. Okay. Says Big Apple. Ba. I think Big Apple. Then then there's the Alex. Alex is just a pure like demon. Did you draw a picture of you?
Yeah. Let me find a pen. Hold on. Okay. Big Nisha, let me bring your picture up. Okay. And guys, if you want me to draw a picture of you, too, you know, just make a request. I found Oliver. Okay. Okay. So, I'm big Nisha. So,
your hair.
Okay. Are you sure you want this? You sure you want me to do a picture of you?
Is that good? I don't know. Is it
good? I don't know if it's realist. I don't The picture looks really small. It's good. Yeah. It's perfect. Okay. Thank you. I tried to do a good job. This big Nisha.
Okay. I'm muted. Hold on. Can you hear me? Hold on. Do you hear me? You're welcome. You're welcome. I do. I see how quick I do. I just do little quick sketches of it. Like I know they're not like photo
realistic or anything, but I think I get the the essence of the person a little
bit. Am I muted, guys? You hear me? You hear me? Okay. You're welcome, Disha.
Yeah, but it
happens. No problemmo. You owe me some gumbo. You You owe me a gumbo and a and a a night place to stay for the night. And I'll I'll bring you the I'll bring you the picture. It'll be a fair exchange. Just
kidding. So, how's everyone doing tonight? It's Sunday. Oh, hey. What's up, Jamies? How are you? Jamie is
here. Paige still here. Paige still Paige. Paige is laying in bed. Paige, are you Paige? Are you next to Are you next to Spendela? She my home is your home. Oh, thank you. I'm just kidding, Pa. I'm just kidding. Spendel is smoking a cigarette up the the edge of the bed. Paige is sitting with her I just
imagine Paige with her perfect like little tray with like a little little drinkie, maybe some food and her little No, she's at home. So, but yeah, you guys had fun. It was fun yesterday. I'm sorry if people were were rude. I know. You know, you know some people here. No, she's a lovely person. She's a really I'm glad you have a such a great friend. You guys look like you have a lot of
fun. You guys would be perfect on a reality show. You're just like so wild and crazy. Love you. You guys ever get drunk together? I don't know if you were drunk last night or you were just doing the mushrooms. She was remember she was like upside down. She was like laying she was like upside down in the passenger seat of the car. you were out like you you said the weed
blew away from or something from the from the from the bottle of the car and so you were like outside looking for weed on the on the the forest
floor I'm yeah I'm just playing I don't I don't want to offend anybody or tease anybody happy pride month guys it is pride month you know I know a lot of you are straight that is you know it is a I am a gay guy is my show. So, can I put up a rainbow? Do I have a rainbow anywhere? I don't think I have a rainbow kind of
here. Try to fix that here. Um, hold on layout there. There's my pride month. my pride month uh layout. Okay, there's another thing. Hold on. There's another like new
feature with the chats where it's like your chats can get XP. I don't know how they earn it. I don't know if I have to turn it on in my YouTube studio or whatever. Also, you guys might notice you might get ads in videos now. It's better. Yeah, it's better. Yeah, the happy part. You might get some ads, you know. Of course, you know, you can always skip through ads, but remember, just let the ad run. That helps me. That
helps the channel. I don't think they'll be too long, but probably short ads. Maybe interesting stuff they pick up on the algorithm. I I don't know. You I'm interested to see. Guys, can you tell me if you see an ad, tell me what the ad was. I would like to hear I'd like to know what the ad what they're advertising on my channel. Who's an
advertiser? Love to know that. Love is love. Yeah. You know, we want to all be able to find person to match to us. Vanisha is giving some rainbows, too. Everyone's giving some rainbows in the chat. Yeah. I mean, I'm not big on
like, you know, pride. You know, what was Lucifer saying? Lucifer, right? Is pride. I don't think Is pride a bad thing? No. But there's there's pride and then there's like extreme narcissism, right? A a you
say a Oh, he's at awe. Oh, she's at a be the first pride month for since for us since Dell came out of the closet. Well, go go go to a parade with them. Go go go hang out our parade. like you know my family I don't think my family ever took me to parade but they were they took us to like um movies with a gay thing like not not you know not of course not adult
movies it was one called Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss that had the guy from Will and Grace before he did Willie Grace and he was it was just a gay movie my parents were like hey let's let's go to let's go to a a gay theme the movie right
Yeah. Hey, how are you? Oh, wait. I think my my my mic is just all the way down. Is it that louder? I don't know. That was my mic on my Let me see if I can fix my Oh, yeah. Of course, my I'm taking to wear the trans outfit in a new NASCAR jacket with some patches. Oh,
wow. Look at that new NASCAR jacket. It's pretty cool. They need a Do they have a trans NASCAR driver, guys? I think I remember something like the trans NASCAR driver. I don't know how they did. What did the guys think of the trans NASCAR rider? It's
like So, it's 900 PM, guys. So, I'm going to maybe by 9:30 I'll try to go to the Whole Foods. Either get some food there or I'll go get taco truck to decide. No, he has a trans outfit. Big What? He look like
RuPaul. No, you said he's a big guy. He look he look like Mon'nique. I want to see my my big nishes drawing again. Like here's a beta drawing. See, she has a halo, guys. She has a
halo. I think she got mad over that drawing, so I'm not going to show it. It's supposed to be like a light-hearted. I know my art's not perfect. Here's Bigisha right
here. He looks like Queen Latifah. Okay. I think I got your There's 34 triple Fs. I think that's how they go. Not sure. But have fun at the parade. Yeah, there's not really parade. I think there's like the Long Beach pride or there's the we Hollywood. You love it so much. Awesome. Yeah, it was
fun drawing. It was fun drawing. Hey. Yeah. So, I've been to some pride parades like especially when I was like younger. I think I was 18 or 19 and then I had friends in high school. They were all straight, but they were like, "Hey, let's go to the pride parade." And they all had fun. It's impossible finding parking there in West Hollywood. It's so hard to find parking. We finally found parking. There's a mill. There's just a
billion people there. It's just like, it's crazy. You see? Wow. There's a big gay community in the world. They're all here right now. Rest of the world probably. But yeah, so there's a there's actually a movie called A Day Without Mexicans. A Day Without Mexicans. There's no construction done. No houses are being built. No lawns are being manicured. No houses are being cleaned.
No tacos are being made. No burritos. No no Mexican food. And it's just like the world dies, right? So I say, well, without gays, it's going to be this similar thing. There's everyone's hair is going to be a mess. The fashion will fall into decline. The movies will be terrible. The the uh there's, you know, nobody's hair or makeup will be done correctly. I'm just
I'm just kidding. There are stereotypes of course, right? You can say a day without Asians. You know, no laundry is done. Panda Expresses are abandoned. Japanese the sushi's all gone. Hello Kitty nowhere to be seen. No blacks. Um, you know, I have to be
careful. There's no blacks. The crime rate falls. No, I'm just I'm Guys, that that's not right. No, I'm just kidding. that there's no there's no good music anymore. There's no beautiful beautiful soul singers. No happy ending massages. Yeah. With the Asians. Yeah. No happy ending massages. So, we need guys. The point is we need everybody here. Like everybody makes the world go around.
Everybody does. Imagine there's imagine there's some race that wasn't here. What is that? There's a void in our hearts like all the cool things that every every race every every human being brings to the world, right? And no happy. Massage parlors are closed. There's no sticky rice. There's no street vendors. Just
imagine. Yeah, love is love. Yeah, we're having a good Pride day. It's January June 1st at 61. We're in Gemini season. My dad, my sister are Geminis. June is a really cool month. So, it's the summer starts, right? There's a there's a summer solstice, right? I think June 21st, I think it's where it starts or around the area.
But it's uh June and it's the number six. There's the lovers. That's Gemini is also the lovers. Gemini is also the devil, too. Because six is 5 + 1. That's a tarot card. Devil 15= six. So, oh, and there's 15 people in the chat. That's a synchronicity right there. But I'm Capricorn. I'm also the
devil. And and and also, but my my opposite sign is a Cancer. And so, Cancer is the month after Gemini. My my mom is a Cancer. to my moment are polar opposites. Alisa is a cancer. We're polar opposites, too. Maybe that there might be an attraction there because we're so different, you know, with Alisa and myself. Oh, Gemini. Yeah, my dad was a Gemini. John Donald
Trump's a Gemini. You know that he's like I think he's June 15th or June 14th or something. Um, Gemini is the twins. Okay. So, there's going to be two personalities there. Mo sometimes there's the one twin. It's going to be like a Siamese twin. So it'll be one twin and then some they have something on their back. They have like a little
face in their back. Help me. Help me. Right. But yeah, but it'll be Siamese twin. Sometimes it'll be the good side or the bad the bad swim or they'll be like half and half where the the good swim will be there, the bad one will be there. They're also the communicators, right? Because it's the air sign. Air is all about communications. Swords because the words can also cut. So there's swords. There's also pulling money out
of thin air because Gemini represents the fiat currency which is like the electronic currency basically where it's like you know money is not a real thing. It's like it's like a intelligence that's like a energy they can pull in really well. Geminis are pretty good at that. You're Gemini too. Yeah. Awesome. Happy birthday to the Geminis this
month. Yep. So my dad was a Gemini. So you know always love Geminis. And my mom was a cancer my mom is a cancer. So I'm an earth sign born from an air and water sign. My little brother, my little sister are fire signs. My oldest
my older sister's a Gemini. My older brother is a Capricorn. My oldest brother. And then the next one, they're both Pisces. We got a whole astrological we got a lot astrological spectrum but not every sign of the not every sign
but okay we have Capricorn Aquarius Pisces I don't know if we have Aries yeah in the family but not blood okay Aries Taurus I don't know about Taurus Gemini Cancer yes Leo yes Virgo no Libra no Scorpio no Sagittarius yes and so there's
We're basically in six signs with all all the family. Well, there might be might be other signs, too, but there are like probably 25 of us. We're a big big ass family. 14 nieces and nephews, seven brothers and sisters, parents for unfortunately grandparents
and passed away. All my all my blood aunt blood aunts and uncles passed away. just I have my I have two aunts left that are um married in the family, right? How are you guys? What do you have any astrology questions? We can talk about Gemini. We can talk about uh any sign or any placement. I I know a lot about astrology. I know about tarot.
If you guys want a tarot card reading, I'll put the banner up, but you can have a free reading. I mean, I'll pull a card or two for you. Thank you, Nisha. Yeah, that's one good thing. One thing I like love about myself is I think I have a good heart. I don't even think I just know I have a good heart. I know I like my heart's in the right place and that's
why I give myself. So people say I'm a bad person. I'm bad bad bad bad bad bad like well I know I have I know I love people. I I love sometimes I love love too much, right? But I love
people. Oh, to Zippa. Yeah, happy happy pride. We on Zippa. I'm very benevolent. Yeah. Well, I'm a kind person and it's like I believe because I believe like I'm not kind because I want something out of it. I'm kind because I'm just a kind person. But I do believe like a lot of people are changed by things that happen to them and they're
made they want they want to do those things to other people because it happens to them. I'm like I I like want to be a a a healer for people. I want to like I've experienced hard things and so I want to I want to help people. Yeah. You're kind. Yes. And it's the kind people you know people take kindness for weakness. Oh, there's a person I can take advantage
of. There's a there's a kind person. I I can't do this to them. They won't be be mad at me. You got to be careful how you treat people. Yeah. Be a pure protector. It goes back into Greek mythology with Chiron. Chiron was like a a centaur. He was but he was a immortal centur. I think he was born of the gods. He was
kind of like kicked off of Olympus just like uh like uh who um Vulcan because he was different. He maybe considered ugly or crippled or something or just not perfect. And then uh but he was he was immortal. And then he got in the middle of Hercules trying to shoot some some
thing with arrows or other centaurs. He actually got in the crossfire. He got a wound with a Hercules arrow. Hercules arrow. This wound will never heal. It's like just and he's immortal and so he has all this pain. So he gave up his immortality to Prometheus to have him freed. Okay. Joe's here to apologize. I like not only want to apologize, I'll
lick you from your head to your toes. Apologize. Oh, she just slapped me in my head for you. That's for you. If she ever touch that again, if she ever touched my head again. Oh. Oh, no. Don't do not do not harm Kim. Kim, you know, I'm here for I'm here for an apology. Psyche. I
apologize, man. I got a little worked up. I singing the full house song and I slipped in a little n word. It was an accidental. Yeah, it's not accidental. It's accidental. I tried to explain to him. He's the one that only thinks it's accidental. Are you drinking worchester sauce or how do you say that? Like worester.
Yeah, I was asking psyche, not you. You are Baltimore or how to say or something? No, they know that from Massachusetts. Like Well, that's this one my favorite um things for a steak. Either A1 or worer sauce on a steak. Damn, it's so good. Sauce. Yo, A1. I swear I love A1 sauce. I love A1.
A1. Yo, I swear to God you say that, Kim. I drank A1 psyche. I had a bottle of A1 sauce one time and I just drank it cuz I didn't have any steak and I was like, I just want A1 sauce. I made cheeseburgers and eat A1 sauce. I'm make steak burgers. Yo, I will put A1 on Kim's and lick it off.
Oh my god. A1 is good. The Liam parents worister sauce is good. Liam parents is like a it's like a liquid liquidy and A1 is like a thick sauce but guys thick sauce but fabulous crab cakes. I will face
while you're talking like stop talking on your phone like she's playing on your phone. Stop playing on your phone. I'm a Baltimore through and through. So I love not the Baltimore apartment. the bench part and I can tell you literally I can you can sit me down to the table and you can if I had a crab leg I'mma break it
open slinky's ass and he oh my god you sent me table and you put a Maryland crab a Venezuelan crab a crab and a Kentucky crab you know what I would do to psyche I would put him I would lay on my kitchen table and duct tape his legs down and then Okay, okay, that's fine.
Go ahead. Go ahead. I remember this thing with Jeff Jeff the drunk. What? Like once, you know, on Howard, they had these sponsors. They would give out $500 prizes. And so Jeff got the number to Carson. He got the number to Carson's ribs because they would give these Carson's ribs like that would ship over the country. Ribs. Like remember all the
Wendy the were calling like, "I want $500." Like no, you're getting Carson's ribs in. But Jeff got their number and he started calling like the company and say, "Hey, it's Jeff from the Howard. Can I get Carson's ribs?" Like, and and they they finally send him stuff. They call Jeff out for begging. Like remember one time Howard and Robin were like, "Yo, Jeff,
you just call all the time like begging for money and ribs all the time. Like you're a drunk. Your your name is actually they did call him out one time. They're like, Jeff, stop calling and begging for money, you drunk asshole." Oh yeah. And then Arty like Arty would like paid him like $2,000 just to pass out flyers for his comedy show. And he doesn't even know if
he did it or anything. Art was trying to like remember that. I swear I remember that. He's like, "I didn't already. I pass out the No, he didn't. He didn't pass out.
You're leaving? Did you like your CDs?" Well, you didn't have to rub your title my head when you hugged me. Yeah, I do like my CDs. I just wish I had a CD player. Your beard. Did you like your beard? I like the CDs you bought me. I just wish it was 1998 I had a CD player so I could play. Joe, get a walk back. Get a walk
back. Bye. Bye, Cam. Bye, Cam. Lock my bottom lock and close my door. Oh, she's out. She's out. You get a walk band for probably like $15. Beetlejuice. I love Beetlejuice. That little here. Who me? Who me? Do
you remember how they said, "Hey, be spell your name." And he go R E D. L S T R. Yeah. It's Lester, but he spelled R E D. Yeah. And then or then he spelled LSTR. He like didn't he can't even spell his own name, right? He's like LSTR or sometimes you say R E D. Do you remember one time? Hold on. I'm
asking a question, sir. Do you remember one time on Howard that weirdo, a white guy came in? He like fell asleep on the floor. Like not fell asleep, he tried to lay on the floor and act like he was like hurt. I'm calling the cops. It was like some weird long-haired guy. All right, I'm talking too much guy. You know what I'm talking
about? And he tried. I'm like and like get the out of our studio. Like even Robin was like get the out of our studio. Yeah. And you'll say and I won't talk anymore. Hold on. I won't talk after this. When Robin got cancer, Howard almost cried talking about Robin and what she means to him. I don't give
a Robin Quivers is my name too. Oh. Yeah. I remember the guy that came in. He like laid down on the floor. They're like, "Get up, get up, get up." And he wouldn't get up. He's like, "Oh, he's like he had like I forgot who it was, though. He like he's like, "I had a I have an asthma attack or something." I'm glad you remember that, though. See, you are you are Howard seran. I remember
that. Get the hell out of here. Like, get up. He's like, "Oh, my back hurts." Like, "Come." Yeah. His back. He couldn't move his back. He he broke his back or something and they're like, "Get out. Get out." And then they had security came. But also Jeff the Jeff the drunk would leave the studio one day and then they like they they duct tape him to the door and they and they were it was like never is like ass
cheeks and he's like, "Oh, it's just a blister. It's only a blister. It's a blister. It's a blister. pants falling off. Yeah. They're like, "What is that?" They're like, "What is that?" And they always like You always come in like they do like a challenge where you like moon the panel and they're like, "What's in your underwear?" And it had like a blood and like bra, what's in your underwear? And then they're like, "Take it down." And they're like, "Robin's a nurse." Robin's a nurse. And then like they take
it down. You're right. Yeah. It's a blister. It's a blister. Remember when they were like Lisa G take shits at work? At work. That was always cool when they did that like little when they had the news like uh I'm sorry I talk so much. No, it's okay. I love how I know. Remember Lisa G would have the cookie
parties and she was like, "Hi, I'm See, I'm having I remember a little gay cookie parties." Y remember you remember they tried to set Ari with Lisa G. They tried to make them date each other and like Ari would know part of that Or how about this? You remember I just remembered this today. Remember when like Anna Nicole Smith came in and like Benji started hitting on she's like I like you remember they tried to weigh
her and she was so mad because they tried to weigh her ass. Yeah. I remember that like Yeah. Oh, how about something about Howard Stern that I don't remember. I love Howard. Go ahead. How about No, how about when Dana Plato was on the show? Do you remember when Dana Plato You know who that is? Dana Plato. All right. That actually is one thing I don't remember.
Who? Okay. Dana Plato. She played She played Kimberly on Different Strokes. Kim is it Kimberly or something? Willis? Yeah. Do you remember they had a white sister? It was Mr. Drummond's daughter. Her name was Kimberly, right? She died of like drugs or whatever. Yeah. But she was on his show. Yeah. Three days beforehand. And they were trying to give her a drug test. They're like, "Can we have one hair? We're going to do a hair
drug test." And she was like, "Sure." But then after the show, he's like she started crying and she wouldn't give her hair. And like she was crying on the show. you silly. Yeah, it was crazy. Hey, Jamie Rose. Simmons. Hold on. Do you remember Richard Simmons would come on and he'd be like, "Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary." Yeah. Yeah. And they would be so mean.
They'd be so mean to him, too. He sometimes he'd cry like, you know, Richard Simmons, they'd make him cry. And like, you remember when Baba Buoie called vinyl pieces of vinyl? Like, not rounds or pieces of vinyl. Thank you. Yeah, he was very into the vinyl. Remember when remember when Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf beat beat Gary at the at the trivia? He like was a bomb
with all Yeah, it was like rock and roll trivia. Yes, rock and roll trivia. Yo, me and my dad that the other day on YouTube. I swear we did. They asked him like who the is the guitar player for like we strike or something. He got it right. And you was an awesome. Remember when him and Beetlejuice almost got into a fight
like in the backstage? There was Yeah, they said but then but then when when Hank died, Beetleju called in and he was crying like you never heard Beetleju cry. He's like, "I miss Hank. I miss my friend." Yeah, that was sad. Remember the guy um uh I forget his name, but remember Shawn I think Shawn
was Beetlejuice first manager. Sean Yeah. And he died passed away. Hold on too much. remember Sean passed away like Bobby became Beetleju's manager his brother Bobby his brother Bobby like Beetleju talking to Bobby and Bobb's dropping him off in New Jersey because remember like Beetleju and he's like Beedle I'm going
to miss you man and Beetle's like it's okay like Beetle even though he's he has like he has like life lessons in his mind I Beetle Juice remember when they bought Remember they ordered like a a Beetlejuice billboard and then like Beetleju was going to go live on it and then he like climbed it and he like fell down the ladder.
Yeah. Remember, yo, remember he was pushing Beetlejuice to the ladder and Beetleju took he fell down. They both fell down. Yo, I remember that like I love Howard Stern. Yo, when they went to I'll say one thing when they in my opinion because I only when I got into Howard Stern like 1998. I was like 14
years old. I got into Howard Stern. when they went to Cirrus in 2005 with like S and Richard and the prank calls, the trade radio and just like JD Harmire, Spoon Collection. When they went to Sirius, it really was awesome. Harm. And I I I had I had serious radio. I had I had uh I I know
JD. We're friends on Discord. I met him in Alisa's show. J I met JD on Alisa's chat. You're going to tell me truly came into your panel. He did. He did. He rated my show. He did. You saw that. You You saw that. That's a famous episode. Really did. And guys, people say like I say Howard St. people are like, "Oh, he's crazy." And look, I I'm like
friends with all these people in the Howard St universe. It's a small world. And it's like actually like and I didn't like go out looking for them. I just like I just came across that. It's like it's kind of like why do you remember when they put Gary the slow adult into like a cardboard box and told he was going to the moon and he's like, "Oh, I went to the moon." That was awesome. I I don't think he really I
don't think he really believed he was going to the moon, but yeah, they I don't either. I think it was kind of a show. I I know. I just saying. He's not He's but he's not that Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gary's Gary's actually Okay. So they're also Do you remember Mary Carrie? Mary Carrie had like she had a slow I do. Yes I do. She had her mom was Yeah porn
star. Her mom was Grandma was slow. Remember Stevens? She was such a that all the games they would play like even if Jeff the Drunk won a contest, Tabitha Stevens was such a dirty that she would even Jeff the Drunk. And I respect I give her respect for that. Yeah. But but then Eric the
Eric the turned her down though like she wanted to give my hand job so bad. She's like I want to give you a little hand a little and she I want to give you a little littleion. Yeah. I'm sorry. I was taking it like I'm gonna say you to do Johnny. Yeah. Hey Eric. Hey. Hey. And then no, they
the other day they had I heard Eric call in. I mean, this is a rerun, of course, because Eric's passed away years ago, but they Eric called in and he's like he's like, I won $750,000 in Vegas or like in a slot machine. And he's like, I'm investing in the Go investing liar. He's like, I'm investing in the bunny ranch. And they're like,
oh. And no one no one believed him at first. They're like, oh, Johnny came up with Cuz even though even John listen to me like even Howard was like if a won $750,000 it would be like it be in the news $700. Well that's the same thing with with the Janet stuff when people said so people
said oh Janet did this to her dog and I was like if that okay so if a woman eats like eats her dog on bath salts it's going to be on the news. It's not going to be like oh I'm from I'm from Brooklyn.
Yeah, she's saying a song and she said that like it sound like there was just like a spittle in her throat the whole time she's talking. I know she didn't. I'm saying I'm saying that's what remember like a horse mask and crawled in the subway steps like Benji was wearing like a horse mask and like
naying and crawling around New York City. What a weirdo, man. Benji is Benji's a weirdo. Well, also um so also Benji like one day he came in the studio, he was wearing like a like a cowboy hat. He was he had a beard. He had he had eyeliner on Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he came in. He's like,
"Oh, what the do you do with Benji?" Like what the They're like, "We don't have your mic. We can't even look at you." They're up his mic. He had like a wig with like long straight hair like just like a long ass wig. Hell yeah. But you know but Alisa dressed him up like at least like dressed him up like that and had him come in the studio like she she like
she's like do this Benji content. He worked for Howard Stard if I'm not mistaken for a little bit. Yeah, she she has a writing credit. She has a writing credit. He said he worked for her. So she does have I mean I don't think it was like that's how I remember Lisa when Benji dated her. And remember how was like you don't even her. You just like lick her. Remember one time Benji
said he licked Lisa's for 14 hours. Oh my god. At least I must have been at least I must have been asleep. I I mean I know one question for you. What album is this? What album is this right here? Panta the Black Album or something. What's it called? What's it called? Panta. The black album. No, it's vulgar
display of power. But good guess it is Panta. Okay. Okay. I saw that. I saw the I saw I saw it. So I saw it. So I love that you love Howard Stern like me. I do love that about you that you love Howard like me. Oh yeah. Go ahead. I apologize. Go ahead. No. No. I'm sorry. But even my my mom my mom has friends that like love him like that,
you know, she watches his e show and or his uh his Howard on demand and listen to him. Howard Psych is cuz my dad loved him and my dad told me about Howard and I listen to Howard and that's why I love everything is cuz my dad I love football cuz my dad love football and I love Howard Cir because my dad love Howard Stern and I love my dad. Yep. My parents used to put him on like
when I was like probably seven, eight years old, nine years old going to fourth grade, fifth grade at school, they put on Howard Stern and then we would be laughing and so like he it got too sexual then they turn it off real quick and put on something else. But from like from like eight years old, we were I was listening and so they they thought that my parents got the joke. They thought it's funny. I have some power book.
Not to interrupt you, sir. But the one thing I will say, he was a little horny back in the day, but like when like I said, when they went to serious like they got like it was generally funny the prank call. Sal and Richard really had Well, I'll say one thing. It's the last thing I'll say until I say another thing. Sal and Richard Christie deserve a lot of credit because they really added a lot. When
Howard was getting old and Robin was getting old, they need to put a little juice into the show. S Richard Christy and S Governau, they gave that show that juice. Yeah. Because there was there was like you know Jackie was on the show for several years as like the joke man and he would like actually like he would sit there writing jokes on a piece of paper
put him over to Howard. Remember the like the little thing he made the joke it go no no no like the machine like yeah whatever it had the wor the worst jokes. It had the worst jokes. Had the worst jokes in the world. You never heard such a bad wor Yeah, it was like the worst Christmas present you could
ever buy for somebody. Like the joke a bastard. Yeah, the joke machine or something. Yeah, Jackie's joke machine. Yeah, joke machine. It was like it was it had a little weird shape to it, but after the Jackie I don't think was it win Jackie's job or it was win someone's when who's quit. I'm not trying to cut you off site, but they're
right. After Jackie left, they may have been the best part of the show because after Jackie left, remember it was like when Jackie's job. Yeah. And they Richard won it, but they still let S on cuz S is so you know, S was Remember when S fought the Civil War, they asked S like, "Name all the No, hold on, let me talk real quick." They
were like, "Sover now, name all the wars and name them in order." He was like, "Well, obviously World War I is first cuz that's World War I." Like, he thought that was before the Civil War. That was so stupid. Go. It's like, what are you sucking on a machine? But I I was trying to tell the other day they're talking. They were
like, they're like, "Oh, S was like, oh, they're asking him, oh, who is the They're doing Eric Deer versus S and Civil War question. Who is the president during the Civil War?" And and so and they're like, "There's two there's two presidents during the Civil War." Sounds like, "Oh, there must have been General Kuster for the North." And I played this this uh I met a game called General Kuster's Revenge.
Yeah. It's banned by Atari cuz it's like you're you're like out graping with Indian women in the game. He has a full erection in the game. Dad owned a pizzeria. Remember a pizzeria? It's not even a pizzeria. It's a pizzeria. And also Sal's dad thought Sal's dad thought he invented pizza. like he and and so like they did a prank call where it's like some like how much you go over
now you invented the pizza where we're gonna get you the millions of dollars. He's like, "Yeah." He's like, "I came up with the round shape and and the slices, the triangle slices and just putting the cheese on top. We used to just make remember when they played S's rap albums. Remember S was like a back when he was so cool to find him?" He got ripped off by the this company. They were like say,
"Hey, we can make you a star." And like so he was like he did this terrible rap it called the like the artist like he went like um whatever the if you're like an actor or something you go to like an artist studio and S got ripped off everyday took like $5,000. Yeah. And he has Yeah. But he was like
take it so seriously and he thought it was so good and they're telling him as I mean it's like I I they have the same thing here like with these modeling agencies remember the one thing Richard Chrissy said he's like if we rode down the road and we didn't see anything in the road and we rode back and there was the dead animal. We knew it was warm so
we could eat it. So that's roadkill. I love Richard Christie. That was a bad very bad impression but you get what I'm saying. That's okay. Remember when Richard Christie he would call the he play messages by his dad. Hi Richard this is your dad. Hey Richard Taco is having a we ran over a squirrel today.
Your mom made it. Your mom made a squirrel. Oh a little heart little boy. And blow the smoke out your ass. It's done. I think this one's done too. This one's done too. It has a little bit left. I'm trying to heat it.
I'm trying to heat up middle name. Oilia. Oh, I got it. I got Right. Damn right it is. I just want to ask you a little trivia. Do you know Howard's middle name? And I'm not Allen. Al Allen. It is Allen. It is Allan. I swear I thought I was going to get you. I swear to Christ I thought I
was going to get you if you didn't know his name. His middle name. comment. Well, you'll never guess my middle name, chat. Does anybody know my middle name? That's the That's the question. Figure that out. I bet your middle name is Psych Sexy Awakens. Is it sexy or what's your name? It's Awakens. My middle name is Awakens.
That's I'm just No, it really isn't. But I thought it was Mankind because you're like the rest of Mankind because you're rocking back and forth like you're kind of scaring me. I know. I'm just this is it's one of my relaxation or I don't know it's like not not Tourette's but it's like it's like a it's like a soothing thing.
It would look like I'm blowing somebody. Well, that I'd like to see that that I would like to see. Hey, come on. LD, you're going boo. What's What you LD L scaring everybody in the chat? Let's see. The best had the best best part of the show. Jack watched a lot of boxing matches.
You do God bless Joe Shipley. Okay, thank you. Let me check. After Jack after Jackie because you remember AJ Benza and AJ Benza was like he was like true Hollywood story or Panda Brown Panda. You're the man Brown. God bless Brown Panda if I may say so myself. Go ahead. It's like you sex. Does anybody know?
Guys, guys, AJ Benza did something. He got in trouble for something on the show. Do you remember what why he slapped Sutter and John in the face? Okay. Yeah, he slapped Sun and John. Okay. Yeah. Hey, let me ask you a trivia. Why did he slap him? What made him mad? What What set him off? Was it like It was one of the the troll interviews or he was like saying stuff
about him on like during the show. He would call him prank calling him and stuff. He prank he prank called him. He prank called him when he prank called him when he was on the show. He prank called and he called in as like a fake fan and it was thunder and John. He's like, "Hey, you like I don't know what he said, but he called in as and he walked like AJ W. I don't I know you
know it, but he walked back and he did slap the out of him, bro." And you know what? All jokes aside, you can't be slapping people in the studio. So, they fired his ass. They never had him back. They never had him back and they shouldn't. But how about Gary? If you're on the run, if you're on the Howard stern show and you get mad over a joke,
you got to slap somebody. You get the out of our studio, you piece of Yeah, because there's tons of offensive jokes. But do you remember? Oh, I was going to say who was it? Go ahead, man. I forgot. I forgot I was going to say, but like to AJ Benza. Okay. No, no, Gary Buucy. So Gary Buucy was um on the show and then he tried to
pull off Howard's wig. He like got to Howard tried to pull off he tried to pull his hair off like he thought he was let me get that wig off like get the out of the studio. Don't you ever touch his wig. But he he had Howard on the floor. Ask you a question. It's like do you believe Howard wears a wig? Cuz I kind of do. Don't get I do believe he wears some kind of wig. Something's going on up here. Yeah. I
mean it's Yeah, he has his hair. I mean, it's like, yeah, it's it's fine. I mean, I don't cower. You got a sexy head of hair, psych. You got a sexy long head of hair, boy. Thank you. Look, my beard's all gray. But I'm not gay. I'm not gay, but I want to lick lick lick lick lick you from your head to
your ass. Oh my gosh. Well, shocking, guys. Did I say that loud? Oh, I was I thought I was in a dream. Sorry about that. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Actually, when you say you'll be right back, actually never come back cuz it's
my channel now. That was my stream, boys. And I'm going to take this over. Hey, Howard Stern, take your wig off, you old Jew. Oh, can I say that? Hey, Brown Panda, talk in the chat so it don't look like a
dead chat, That is Howard. No, it is not Shay. Shut your mouth, Shay. It is not Howard's natural hair. I mean, it don't even look natural. It's like curly Sue. Like Howard, like, take your curly wig off.
Stop it, Shay. You liar. It's not his natural fur. I'm not I'm not mad because I'm B. I'm just mad in general. But well, it doesn't matter. Like remember when Howard started he was like
this like he's very Jewish looking guy with like you know kind of dorky and like hi he had a high voice and stuff and then he went to this like kind of rock. He looked like he kind of like started to look like the Jesus twins. One like naturally looked right. remember he like he loved the Jesus place. I may ask you a real trivia. What was Howard's first band's name when he was like 11 year old child? I don't
remember. I don't remember that. I don't either actually. But he had a band. They played the tape when he was like 11 or 12 or something. He had like a gay band. What? I don't know. I'm not saying but but Q is also like like Q is like 20 years old. Howard is like almost 70 years old. So he has this like beautiful Yeah. I don't I don't know. I don't
know. I don't I don't know. It's like But it's like he might have a weave. He might have some weave. You remember S's wife? You ever seen S's wife? Were they always fighting? Remember they would always fight? I forgot her name, but she would she was always mad at him and they're always
fighting right? Yeah. remember they did the uh um like a stream with Jeff Bezos, not Jeff Bezos, but some Jeff like the guy that was like a psych like a psychotherapist or psych what is it called? A psychiatrist. Psychiatrist. Hey, no. How about this one?
You remember when Bill Maher came in and they did it politically incorrect with the Wack Pack and they had Beetlejuice and and he came in and he was like Bill Maher was just so offended that they were trying to like they had to discuss politics with them. Like I think Howard and I love Howard, I always will. But I think Howard is so
like ashamed of his past that he tries to like interview the lead singer of the Green Day. One band I always hate is Green Day. They're There three I'm sorry to say maggots. Maggots. I bet. But Howard's just trying to be like a interviewer now. He's trying to like erase his
past. There's a Why is there not a library of Howard shows? Why can I not go on Peacock and look up every one of Howard Stern shows? Because there's a lot of different companies. He wor he did the Channel 9 show that's independently owned by Channel 9. The E show is owned by E. the the his Howard TV is owned by him, but they can put out what they want when they want to. And
now and series is owned by Sir and so but um but you can you can go on eBay and like go Howard Stern shows you can find hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours of Howard like different things on Howard St. You go on YouTube if they have all the Eric all the Eric calls on YouTube. You can listen for hours. It's like a five hour video of like just all
of Eric's calls and No, no. He He called Joe Joe. I I I listen to like a different five hour call five hours of calls every night. He He called in. He was on for 10 years. He called in hundreds of times. There was so much stuff that happened. Try to call in to Howard Stern. Yes or no? Cuz I did. I waited on hold for five hours. No, I I
never did, but I just thought it would be impossible at the time. I uh But I swear to God, this is actually true. One time when I was like 11 years old or 12, my dad called uh Howard Stern, not Howard Stern, he called like a local sports radio show here in Baltimore. I was like talking about the Ravens. He's like, "Hey, you should
trade this guy up at Deli College. He has real big teeth and he'll blind the quarterback and the sun hits his teeth." And the guy stand the fan who host the show's like, "Why don't you put your head in a toilet and flush your ass?" And that's when I knew I love my dad when he pranked that sports show and
told him to drag Bob a buoy because blind the quarterback. I'm going to walk to the taco truck. I'll get one more drink and walk to the taco truck. So just give me one second. I want you to buy me a taco cuz I'm hungry as Can you buy me one, buddy? They're very small. They're like little small fish tac or not fish. They're little small
chicken earlier. Hair was looking sexy. Now it's looking scraggly. Now it's like a little scraggly scraggly Oh, is that Johnny Depp or Tom Hanks? Who is
that? Oh, you want to sing? You want to take a look at a real handsome man with a real head of hair? Take a look at that son of a and put that in your pipe and smoke it. Thank you. Turn it off. Make it all full screen. Stop it. Thank you. Oh, you wanted to keep me full
screen till you get your tacos. Okay. Oh, and they're called tacos. Oh, I never Oh, put me back on full screen. They're called tacos, by the way. I never heard somebody call cracks taco. You know you're going to get cracks like stop it. They're not
tacos. What did I say? Sorry about that. Wait a brush. I'm just You hear me, Joe? How many bags of tacos are you going to get? Quote, I'm going to get four tacos. I think they're like 10 bucks, but they're small. There's There's like a small They're taco truck
tacos. So, let me See, I'm going to put my my thing on. Hi Trix. Make sure you put your code on. Hi, Trix. Okay, I'll put this Put this one up. Do I own a brush? I think I do, but I just don't I just like my own brush.
This is a joke. No, this is a joke. He's asking, "Do you own a brush?" And then we're going to be like, "Why?" And he could be like, "So I can paint Joe away." I know his old jokes. No, he asked. She asked. She asked because my hair is all messy. What? Oh, she's a girl. Oh, sorry about that. I thought it
was a guy. Here. Here we go. Chill. Want to go to the store with me? Taco truck. Oh, I will walk these dudes. I would dog walk you to the store. Don't tell me a good boy. Joe, do you ever see the butt plugs with like the dog tail on the other end? So
it's like you put it in, you have a dog tail that butt plug. I can't even stand it. Yo, look at this. Actually, you know what, Psych? Now that you mentioned butt plugs, look at this butt plug Kim bought me earlier. Look at this plug Kim bought me. It's a Budweiser B plug. It's like a bottle tap. It's like a bottle tap bought me. And
I'm like, Kim, you know what? I'm not going to use that at a bottle. She's like, "Joe, what are you going to use it for?" I'm like, "I'm gonna lube that thing up and shove it up my red ass." She's like, "Joe, come on, man. That's a bottle sap." I'm like, "You're damn right. I'm going to tap it."
What? You all right? You got to run to the store. You running? I'm running. You see the lights? I do have to run because it's it's 11 or it's 9:45. It closed in like five 15 minutes. I need to go there get some
cash on the taco truck. The taco truck is there. It's open. Guys will be successful night. write lol. My butt blood joker. I'm out of here. Somebody don't write lol or more milks. If somebody don't write more milks, I'm out of here. Oh, there it is. More milks or mics. What
is cold? I hear music over playing somewhere. So, do you guys show the thick part or the skinny part? Like, which way would you put it in? Guys, check. Wait, guys. Can someone look up on on a on a on sat on Sundays? What is the deal on
Subway? Someone put that in chat? Uh, it's like $1 for long. No, no, it's it's by it's like a it's like an $8 meal, but it has like a specific sandwich they give you on Sunday. Does anyone tell me what it is? Maybe I'll go over that. Jenny sandwich and a bag of stale potato chips and stale. No, you No, you get a full You get a full bag of
Cheetos. So, you can get a drink and you can get a a 6 inch for for eight bucks. I'll save a few bucks. But I just wonder does anyone know what what it is? Sound funny to say I think you're funny looking. Oh, come on.
It's not different in every state. What do you own a Subway, Shay? What are you the subway king? the same day.
Parmesan. Look at the parmesan on sale. Yeah. Look at the barber shop.
Steal a bottle of wine. Five figure discount. Steal bottle wine. this No, I'm not. No. Look at the cheese. Come on. Do it. Just do it.
Oh, your brain's riding away, Shay. I was thinking that same thing. Like, why are you even here with your rotting brain? So, if your brain's riding, Shay, maybe you want to take care of that and uh take yourself to bed, Sorry to call her a but she's a Hey Shay, if you're tired and your
brain's riding away, Shay, why don't you just go night night? Why don't you just lay down, Shay? Cuz nobody needs you here. Brain rot. What the you here for then? If it's brain rot, get the lost.
I have a job, too. I just don't work at midnight. I have a job. I work Monday through Friday. I don't work at midnight on a Sunday like you. What do you work at? 7-Eleven or Sorry, Nar. I'm a bum. Yeah, I'm a bum. I work Monday through Friday on normal hours. I don't work the graveyard
shift like you. Oh, here's creepy Gary. Here we go. Here's the creep. Yeah, you work in the middle of the night. Like, you're working literally at 1 in the morning. Like, you're bragging that you're working at one in the morning. Okay. What are you mopping up the um Joe? I was just at the
counter that the woman heard what you were saying. I I hope she didn't think you're talking to her. I had to say, I apologize. I apologize. Tell that lady to mind her own business. I was talking to Shay. God. Also, Panda Express is open. If I want Chinese, I don't want I want I'll just check out the Subway. Let me see what's see what the deal is today. I got
the nachos last time. They weren't very good. I do like a good sandwich. Let me see what they have. I didn't get cash. I forgot. So, let's go here. Let me see. If anything, I'll just get a six inch something. I'm reading this gay guy Gary's comments. Like when I'm at work, I don't have time to sit on YouTube where you're
sitting here and I actually have work to do. Hey Gary, I got something you can work on. I got something you can work on night. You can work on these boats. Bunch of weapons.
You hear me, Son? I said Gary can work on my nut sack. That was kind of funny. Laugh And I actually make money doing it. Gary, your ass won't be here 1 in the morning if you're making money. Shut the up.
There's Sunday meal of the day. Uh, which bread? The jalapeno bread.
You want a toaster? Toaster, please. Thank you. I didn't I just decided to go to Sounds delicious. I can't wait to see it. Show us when you get it. At least show us what it looks like. Kind of cheese. Pepper jack.
And the guy fondle the cheese a little more. All right, I punch
Gary. That's what I want. That's my goal.
Hey, Santa. Shut the up, Gary. You Explain yourself in chat. Imagine explaining yourself, Gary. You
Shay, don't listen to him. Shay. Shay, don't listen to Gary. No wonder his name's Creepy Gary. He's a creepy Hey hey hey. Joe, gay pride month is not allowed. Creepy maggot. Creepy maggot. I apologize.
Ask her for more toppings. More toppings. More. Okay. Peppers. Onions. Peppers and onions. More onions. More onions, please. Olives. That's good. Um, yeah. Then, uh, mustard mayo.
Anything you recommend? Anything else? Chipotle. Okay. Do Okay, perfect. Yep. To go, please. That's going to be so delicious, man. That's going to sound so delicious. Steal those. Put them in your pocket.
Put them in your pocket. You You have a reward? No, I don't. Sign up for this. Vinegar? Yeah. You did get vinegar. Put vinegar on that, sir. Sir, we brought the vinegar,
Where the Uh nothing.
Imagine getting a sub and not even getting dinner on it. Man, you're a little
Can you hear me, Psych? I heard you. Joe vinegar on your Can you hear me, Psych? Yes or no? I hear you. Hold on. I wish I could pour Vine Girl on your body and lick it off.
Here we go. Have to drop my soda. Okay. So, Joe, it's a Philly cheese steak. I don't know how good like oil and vinegar will be in that. I got mayo mustard. I said, "Do you recommend anything else?" He said, "Chipotle is good." I put that on. I think that would
be plenty. And I did get like some onions and peppers and stuff. Say that. I saw you like anything else. He's like, "Oh, you need a little bit of this sauce and he poured a little bit of that on. Yeah. No, it's good. It's a Philly cheese steak." And they're actually pretty good. They're tasty. And
then they have like, you know, fresh vegetables onions peppers mushrooms Philly cheese steak, then a few few sauces on it, plus a Cheetos and uh lemonade iced tea. So nice. Be careful. Get them safe. I will. I just walk. I have to across the one street.
You never know though. You live in California. You never know. I'm okay. Made it this long. 44 years. Okay. Remember that commercial where they were like oh like they were making fun of it was like a a Jimmy John's commercial and they're making fun of
Subway like oh what did you get for lunch today? Like oh I just got a long sandwich from Subway. There is sometimes I get like a turkey sandwich from Subway and I'm like it feels like I'm just eating bread. Where the the turkey? It seems like I'm eating bread with mayonnaise on it as hell. Well, yeah, you have to get the
smoked turkey. You have to get like the more flavorful one. Smoked turkey is more flavorful. You know, white turkey is not that flavorful and this is like roasted and that's, you know, Thanksgiving they roast it with like a ton of butter and So, regular roasted turkey is not going to be that flavorful. Um, but I got some steak tonight. It's nice Philly cheese steak. I'm going sober for the whole month of June with
Aldi. Starting tomorrow, I'm going sober for all. Thank you. My god, this is like torture. It is like torture. I want to get drunk and watch wild and crazy kids. Oh, that sounded That sounds a little bit weird, Joe.
That's You know what? Bam me. I'm tired of it. I'm home. Oh my gosh, my fingers hurt because I hold the soda. My fingers hurt. Did your cats run up when you got home? Did your cats like, "Oh, daddy's home." See, cats don't even love you. Dogs do. Dogs will run up to you like, "Oh,
cats love me." Okay, I'll be right back.
I hope your Subway sandwich tastes good, Sy. I hope it does. And did you get extra mayonnaise? Cuz I got a little extra mayonnaise for your sub. But I'm going to take my pants off. All right, hold on a second. I'm going to give you a little mayonnaise, but I'm going to give Psych a little extra mayonnaise for his little uh turkey sub or whatever the he
got. And you know what, Shay, or whatever your name is, Jamie Scott Boys, I got a little extra mayonnaise for you, too, Dogs are mentally, emotionally crippled. Dogs aren't crippled. Come on boy, creepy Gary. Why you got to be creepy? At least you admit it. You make
your name creepy Gary. At least you admit it. Hold on. for Are you calling me mentally, emotionally crippled, Gary? Cuz I want a dog. Ashley, speaking of dogs, where's your
wife, Gary? That's the dog. Talk to Oh, I apologize. Look, Jamie's telling you what Jamie's telling you what you're doing wrong here. Joe, that was rude. I know, Jamie. I'm just being silly. I apologize.
But Jamie, if you ever need anything, you just call me up and I will lick lick lick lick lick. Okay. Okay. No traumatizing my mods, please. That is true. She is traumatized. She's not She's not going to sleep well tonight. Like some creep said he wants
to lick me from my head to my toes. Yeah. Ginger said he was to lick me up and down. That is scary. You're right. That is like actually horrifying. Blair Witch Project. Okay. Joe, don't scare people. I like I like having ginger I like having gingers on the show. I like having ginger people on the show. My brother I have an
adopted brother who's a ginger. So I have love for gingers. Okay. But you guys do scare me a little bit. Um, you scare me, I do. You're innocent. You scare me, you weirdo. Don't Don't Redheaded people have the worst temper? Have you noticed like they have the some of the worst temper? Yeah, I'm I'm actually
getting mad right now. I'm actually can tell. I can tell. I'm pushing your little I'm pushing your button. Pushing your button. You know, I've always heard about Gingers is they got really big cups. That's what I've always heard about. I don't know. I don't know. I just I heard that like they're all I know is all my ass women always said,
"Joe, why are you Clipper the big red dog?" I was like, "Cuz I got a big red." That's what I said. Joe, no. No. Joe, everyone's leaving the Now there's 10 people left in the Joe, what are you doing? Are you killing You're killing my show. They're all running away. They're all scared. Everyone's Everyone's been You've offended You've offended everybody in the show. What are you
doing, Joe? Well, I'm not leaving till I'm until there's nobody here. I'm not leaving till there's zero people in this chat. So, you know what? Whoever's still here, they're real hardcore chatters. Well, it might be a good time to remind everybody. I have a policy. You can can't kick someone off a panel for 24 hours if you if you'd like to. If they know you too too much, it's a whole day.
It's a whole day. You get to you get to be on the show and while they're not on and you get to say whatever you want, right? I mean, it's not a bad deal. Are you saying kick me? Is that why you play? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no nos. No. I'm not saying I'm just saying that the option is there if anyone's interested. I don't know. No, you
probably don't want to know. Say I'm just a I'm a $25 bill to you. I'm just a kicker. Just for a day. Just for one day. It's not like a lifetime band. It's like a great order. Are you old? Yeah, cuz this is from YouTube. This is all YouTube. I'm talking older. Yeah.
44. Kick me for $25. If anybody got $25, you bums. Kick me off. I don't think you annoy anybody that What's so funny. I got four beers left. I'm going to sit here. You know what? I'm actually going to go get a beer right
now. And if anybody was to kick me off stream, 25 bills and I'm out of here. Okay. Well, I don't think How much will kick you off? Psych. It's It's a million dollars. A million dollars. Oh, God. A million dollar. Come on. I don't got
that money. 24 hours. Yeah. I I'm I'm price I'm I'm priceless guy on the show. I I just need to be here. I'll be I can go I'll go backstage if you guys want to request. Hey, I'll send $100 or something for you to leave for a couple hours, but I'll be backstage like monitoring the show. But I will leave the panel. Someone wants he wants me back. But I'm more expensive because
it's my show. I can make the prices. Who's that? King Diamond beat his I hope that's priceless. That's actually priceless. Well, I don't I don't know. You want a little lick, too, Psych? You want a little lick? Yes, I do. No one's licking. No, no one's licking anything. No one's licking anything. A little
lick. He wants a little piece. God, psyche. Just calm down, man. I'm I'm call I'm cal.
Nice. Hell yeah. Nice, man. Oh, I see him. Nice. Flaming hot. Young Cheeto, man. Let me see the sub, though. Let me see the sub. That's what I want to see. The meat. I want to see the real deal. I want to see the real deal. the sub if you don't mind. If you don't
mind, let me see a little piece of that. Oh man, you're making me hungry. Look at the lettuce. Look at the onions. Oh yeah. Look at the black olives. What do you think about that, Shay? Look at the banana peppers.
M good. No, I see you. I just I don't want you to choke over it. You're like, "Oh, no." You're like gagging over it like it's only a slub, man. Don't Don't shove the whole thing down your throat at once. It's only six inches. It's bigger than you. Uh, excuse me. Never mind. I didn't say
anything. Yeah, you're damn right. Never mind. Speaking of mine, where's Nirvana? Rana. Yeah. I'm not like there. I can't pretend. The sun is gone, but I have a light. The
day is done, but I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy. Think I'm just happy. Dumb. A song called dumb dumb dumb. You love your sex.
I sang I sang the lyrics all correctly. Skim the sun, fall asleep. Lesson learned, soul is deep, keep him burned, make me up. I don't know. I wish I could buy a scarf and then wrap it around Chase's neck. So, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't want to say that. You don't want to. That
that it's a com if if it's comfortably and it keeps the neck warm. weed on your panel. I don't want to be rude. Do you mind if I take a little weed on your pan? Yeah, rude. It's up to you, man. Just do it off. Just do it kind of off screen. Just do it. Yeah, just do it like that. Just
do it like that. Well, it's weed, Yeah. And weed is legal, guys. This is 100% legal. He's doing it slightly off camera, but we can see the We can see the smoke. I gotta get my lighter. Oh. How's the chat doing? I don't know, but someone else supposed to be on. I don't know if the chat's going kind of slow,
kind of quiet. Chad, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Did Joe Did Joe chase you? I Joe, you offended everybody. That was my goal. That was your goal. So, you can be alone with me. I've been
alone for the last two months. Oh, it's okay. I'll cry. I'm not going to cry. Okay, good. I'll be with you. I I'll I'll snuggle you in bed if you want. I like that people aren't here. It's just me and St. these chatters. They don't want to
talk to us. thing. Kiss my red ass. They don't think they're good enough for us. I think they're shy. But everyone says my chat's being botted. Look, look, I have eight viewers. Like, it can't be botted. Like, how many people say is here? Eight. So, eight people are here and not one of you are going to say one thing in the comments. Come on, somebody
say one thing. There's probably like 30 or 40 people that I know that watch the show that like me, but they don't talk to me anymore and they will not comment in the chat. One of them. I think Bea is here. I wish she was. I love you, VA. I bet hasn't been here in a week. I don't know. She was live today for
like six hours, I saw earlier, but I don't know. Did you know you can mourn over someone that's alive? Yeah, sure. You can do you know can mourn you for $25? Whoever said that comment. Oh, leave Jamie alone. No, I'm saying I'm saying there's people that are alive that it's
like are gone and they're gone. Like I I have to mourn Emma because she'll never talk to me again. And there's people that are going to hate you and for no reason. There there's people getting involved in relationship. Never talk to you again. What happened? Why would she never talk to you again? Nothing. Like she she thinks I was talking about her on my chat, which I might have been talking about her, but it wasn't like anything bad, but she's like u But then
she's she thinks I guess someone told her that I said that I'm the reason for her success, which I never said. All I'm saying is that I was there with her since the beginning when she started on YouTube when she had like a couple thousand subscribers. I was there for 2,000 to like 20,000 subscribers. I was there promote I was out promoting her show every day. I didn't have my own show at the time. I was just promoting
her. I hear you, man. I hear you, big dog. I hear what you're saying. And then she like um she granted they for granted that you help them out and they take you for granted. I hear what you're saying. And I've already you mind if I cry? You cry. But Joe Joe, do you hear the tab thing? The sad
everybody Joe here's the sad Joe the saddest Joe the sad thing is I the sad thing I was one of her first first mods on her channel I was her first member I got more readings from her than probably anybody else. Okay. So I introduced her I introduced her to people. She made them mod. She unmodded me. Then she like
she did an interview with me. Then she like and and then she insulted she like basically insulted me saying I got scammed by a butthole. Maybe I did. You can see the see the cartoon about it. See here the whole who we got to be rude. Who are we talking about again? Who we talking Emma? Emma. Emma. Emma, you owe him an apology. Emma, you owe an apology. Piece of
That's why I call her piece of but she's going to be a piece of until she apologized to my best friend. Well, now she said, but the sad thing is like I introduced her to these mods. These same mods all blocked me on every account and then she blocked my name on her chat. So, you can't even say psyche on her in her chat anymore. It's blocked. You like that 2020 Cowboys what
she means with her user comment. Like, what does mean? I think she mean I think she means about Emma, but it's like, you know, I won't say Emma's, you know, I I everything I gave to Emma, I wasn't expecting anything in return. Maybe just friendship. Like maybe just like thankfully I don't even know who Emma is. So I'm glad gladly because if I did I'd be like you better treats
like you have respect you little bastard. Well don't she's she's S's ex-wife and uh you know she's a a queen of the succubuses and so she uh I don't want to mess with her. I think that she's the one that scratched my arm the other day. You remember my arm scratched? Like she I seen that Yeah. You woke up and it was like on your forearm. Yeah, I seen that.
It looked like the 9 in nails logo. It actually when it was actually fresh, it looked like the 9 in nails like nin. Yeah, it also it looks kind of like Lilith. I don't know if she's always saying I'm not Lilith. you like an animal. I want to feel you from your
Everyone that's saying I cut myself. No, I did not. Like this was a burn and like the burns almost healed. Come on. He didn't do that to his cell. That's obviously a demon. That's something uh paranormal. That's paranormal. I agree. I agree. I agree. I really do because there's no way I There's no way that would have happened without me knowing about like I wouldn't
just wake up with that. Like it's like this is a big This is a Yes. And I woke up I didn't wake up out of Ghost until I came face to face with one. That's Zach Baggers. That's Ghost Avengers. And something happened to you, Psych. And it was paranormal, man. I know you didn't do that to yourself. Something happened to you, man. I didn't
I I swear. And I said I said this spiritual warfare prayer the next day. It was a really good prayer, like a big spiritual and and since then there's been nothing nothing. It's been like calm. It's been like I'm in peace. Bless your body. Bless your body with of a good spirits so they do not attack you
again, please. and eat that sub. Can I have a bite?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Don't shove it down my gullet. Christ. Oh, the green peppers. Oh, you eat it good. Nice. So good. Yo, I don't even eat cucumbers on my salad, but if they're free when I go to Subway, I always get cucumbers on my salad or my
sub and I eat the cucumbers like I eat them like you just did. It is nasty. I want to get the cucumbers. I don't care. They're free. I know. I saw the cucumber. I like cuc like it's a little taco truck I go to. They have like sliced cucumbers and I usually get like put the little thing of them and just eat them. You got the
munchies now. It's good. So, it's not a bad deal. It's also on on a Sunday at Subway, it's like Philly cheese steak night. And so, it's you get a 6 inch Philly cheese steak, a a Cheetos, and a and a full drink for like eight bucks. And I tip 10%. So, that's a good deal, actually. That's actually a really good deal.
It was very It's very good. I like I like it. You remember Chipotle? They sell burritos. That ain't nothing like a Mexican truck burritos. Those are the real deals. You know, Do you know what the cheese they use on real You know, you know the cheese they use on real Philly cheese steaks. You know what? What cheese they
use? Yeah. What cheese they use on real Philly? Yeah. Cheese whiz. I don't know. I don't know. I thought you were asking me a question. I don't know. Cheese cheese whiz. Cheese whiz. Oh, the whiz. I remember that. One time I was so drunk I just ate it right out of the bottle. like, "Yeah, give me that whiz." Yeah. I used to like also there's like
these like little um spray aerosol cans of cheese. You can like spray it on a cracker and stuff. I like that stuff, too. Those were good. Yo, do you remember I'm walking on sunshine? I'm walking on sunshine. An intervention. Yeah, she did a lot of cans of cheese with remember. She was so
high on whippets. I walked in. Yeah, I walking. She was She was insane. I forgot her name, but Yep. Yeah, you have to watch, guys. You can look up Intervention Walking on Sunshine. There's a couple clips you can find. You There's a woman on the show. I forgot her name is Alison. Her name was Allison, I think. And uh she's so high on
whippets. She's sitting in her car and she's like so stoned. She's like, "I'm walking on sunshine." Like, "No, you're walking into your grave, you idiot." But at least she got sober. One thing I will say, at least that girl, she walked on sunshine and she walked right into rehab. Yeah, she got sober. Hey,
Cifa. Hey, happy Pride Month. Um, happy Pride Month, Cifa. Good to see you. I miss you. Good to see you. Trying to make the show like a little bit a little bit safe. I I just said hi in the chat. Said happy pride month. Jamie's cowboy saying yes. Really? Nancy has the munchies. She loves Billy cheese steak. Is it pride day? It's It's Well, it's June. It's Pride Month. It's like June
is like the pride month. It's like the Oh, all right. Well, happy Pride Month, man. Thank you. At least you're your gay cycle. At least you don't hide it. At least you're like, "Hey, I'm gay and that's the way I am." Joe, do you remember that video that Tripkick made of you where you were at the Pride Parade and you were without your shirt? Remember that? Oh, I do. I was actually famous for one time. Then
his channel got erased and that video went away. I know. That's sad. My the Brokeback Mountain video with Joker and myself got erased, too. So, remember that time like when I dreamed of kissing you last night? Oh, never mind. That was just my dreams. Sorry about that. Well, in your dreams, Joey.
Man, I shouldn't talk out loud anymore. I should keep myself out. It's okay. It's okay. How's Chad doing? Love is love. Yeah, I like that saying. Love is love. It's like, you know, love is love. That is true. Said that. Wow. Love is love. Everyone should find their find their
perfect match and who they're really in love with, you know. So, well, I mean, the way I'm thinking of it, I'm looking at my perfect match right now, and he's bitching. Hey, when are you buying When are you buying Kim the engagement ring, though? When are you buying Kim the engagement ring? Are you gonna propose this month? Gay,
but I would have sex with Psych. That's what Kim, you're not you're not gonna propose to Kim? I am on camera. Am I not? Can you see me? on on Kim. Propose to Kim. Not Not on camera. To Kim. To Kim. Oh, she's gone. Kim left like an hour ago. Come. I know. But But when are you What are you
buying a ring soon? No, I'm not buying her ring. She steals my weed and my beer. No, I'm not buying her a ring. That's like That's like every girlfriend might steal it. It's not stealing if they're your girlfriend. Somebody a ring. And I'm
looking at him right now. Oh my god. A ring. That's I swear to God I was going to say but that rings going to fit perfectly on your Oh sorry that was gay chat. Go yourself. I can flirt with my friends if
I want. See I was always like with what? Whenever I watch like I watch panels and stuff and I would just see like people like you and like Joker I would like I like there's a gay side to them that I just want to bring them out and I I think I've I've summoned the beast. I I brought out the beast right
you know what you do what you had to do if you summon the beast and Joker I'm like Joker. Joker's all right but he's a little too flirtatious. He is a little too flirtatious. He always coming up here drawing pictures, being all flirty. Did you see? Did I draw a
picture of you, Joe? Did I draw a picture of you yet? I did not see it. But did the picture I did I I didn't draw you yet. I'm going to draw it now. I'll I'll draw you. Oh, thank you. Psych. Do it. Let me put you on full screen for a second. I didn't draw you. Just one sec. I'm gonna draw you like a French girl. Okay, there we go. Here I got Let me show you a little
something. Let me show you a little bit low so you can actually draw it really uh accurately. You mind if I you say no or no? Can I pull it out or what? I want you to know why all man's girlfriends call me Clifford the big red dog. So like Joe, your dick is just like we can't take it anymore. Like stop
us, man. Like it's just too big. We can't take it. And I'm like, "Oh, shut up, Joker." Get it? It's Joker that I was talking. See, that's a joke right there. Oh, you want to uh paint me? You
want to pay me? Pay me a Birmingham. Make it look just the way I planned. Put me there on the front yard swing. Cotton dress Mickey hair is free for a while she'll be mine
again. If you can pay me I almost said the n word again. I was going to say pay me a n word him but I didn't do it. Oh, thank you. That was just Oh, that's like is that a put that picture next to me. Put it right next to my head. On screen and put that picture right next to my head.
If I ever did a crime and they were like, "This is this is the guy we're looking for." Like everybody being alert. That looks exactly like me. Thanks for the square jaw. Like Christ. I didn't know my head was a square. You turn it off. Turn it off. It's too embarrassing. I think you look good. I think you look good in it. I think you look good. I'm
not the best. I think I look good. Well, you just threw my head as a square. I got I got the hat a little bit messed up, but I tried. I tried it. Here, Joe. Oh, try. Here, Joe. Joe. Oh, bite it. Yeah, bite it. Chew it up, big dog. Nice. I eat Subway every once in a while. I might as well not turn my
camera off. Oh, there's nobody talking cowboy sexy ass. Hey, Jamie's Cowboys. I don't want to be rude, but I would lick your That's rude. Be sweet to Jamie. That you say it in a nice way. That's I was trying to be
sweet. You're trying to be sweet. Guys, can you do me a favor? I need I need to put the bub plug at home. Like, you guys, can you do me a favor and make this pretend pretend like this is you post up and everyone share the stream. Do you know someone that would like this stream? Share it, guys. Go to share that. How many people are in your chat?
At least seven. Tw Oh, 12. One of them 12 people say something. Little cowards. I don't know. I bet one of them BG. I guarantee you one of them's BG. I guarantee that little here. That's why that's why I'm so careful with like what what is said on the show is because there just people there's people that are here that are just
watching like we need to pounce on any mistake right I think or else it would just be the president you're right could be in this hey Joe how you get a nice head of hair like that like how do you get a nice head of fur I think it's genetics I I mean I don't really do anything I don't even comb my
hair like my hair is just a mess I just wake up with it I I shower I put my hands put my fingers through. I don't even have a I don't even have a comb. Run your hands through them, man. That's all it takes. But yeah, also I would say I heard once bra about it, man. When I was younger, I heard on a talk show something that said if you drink a lot of beet juice, your hair will never turn
gray. And so I always drank a lot of beet juice. I don't know if it has anything to do with it, but I beetle juice like that. But look look at look at look at half my look at half my face right here. Look, it's all gray. Looks like completely gray. Look at the other half. Yeah, I know. I gray hairs like right is where the gray come. It's half and half. It's like my left the left side is getting older and wiser. The
right side is like silly still used. You're a hairy old You're just a hairy old man. Hey Jamie sexy man if I may say so. I am kind I'm getting hairy that Jamie said two and an hours ago. If Jamie was here she just said it. She just said it at 12:21. It's 12:22. She said it one minute ago. I'll put this one. Here's
I'll put that comment. That is such a lie. Oh, I see the comment. All right, whatever. Jamie, I don't see like a heart for Joe. It's a hard for Jamie. Really? That's the way you gonna play the game? A Psych Awakens Tarot. Four. Oh, five hearts. And what
do I get? Nothing. I get nothing. Jamie, thanks a lot, man. Thanks a lot for breaking my heart. You know what? I'll go to bed tonight, but at least I go to bed with a broken heart because of Jamie because she gave you five hearts. And what did I get? I got nothing. She's She's only We're We're celebrating
Pride Month, Joe. Are are you you include yourself in the LGBTQ community? Well, if it is Pride month, then I will if I've ever met you, I will you in Pride month. Is that what you would like? Okay. Well, then you can take then those those hearts will be you too because you know it's all it's all all the all the different I think they should I think they should
do LGBTQS like lesbian gay LG bisexual transex transsexual QS because why is it a separate community from the straight that was nice but I think it should be or s LGBTQ like straight lbs queer bisexual gay I
transexual. I think lettuce in your mouth. You got a little lettuce in your mouth. No, I don't. A little lettuce. No, but what kind of stuff do you get? A It's a Philly cheese steak sandwich. Oh, if you're going to get a Philly cheese steak, you don't get it from Subway. You go to actual Philly cheese
steak shop. Joe, if you weren't listening, I went and I asked what the daily deal is and they said they said it was a Philly cheese steak or Philly style s steak and peppers and onion and I was like, "Oh, that sounds like I got a deal for you." Okay, close your eyes and get on your knees. Where's your deal? I love you,
man. Don't do that. Now you're acting gay. You're acting like good. You just told me to get my knees. Am I acting like good times? But good times. didn't say that. The difference the difference is I'm I'm a gay guy and good times as a straight guy that he like he will flex. He will like um he'll like lift weights. He will like get all sweaty and look at
all these cops. But I can at least admit if a gay guy is handsome and you are one handsome beast. Thank you. Thank you. I don't I gay ass over and have sex but Oh, drink that. Yeah. Jug up, man. Jug it up. I have a couple more a few more beers left. Actually, I'm try to stay up as
long as I can. But finish your sub. Is your sub gone? Did you finish it? No. No. No. I finished like two two or three inches of it. So, halfway there. Eat the subway. You need I will in your body. When I get 20 people in the chat, I'll I'll eat another bite of my Subway sandwich. You guys have to have to share the stream. Let your friends know I'm here. Come on, guys. I need I need a I need a big chat again. I get so lonely.
I'll turn my camera off. Nobody knows it's me. That's why nobody's joining. He's like, "Oh, that redhead drunken is up here." Sorry. It's okay. No, everyone. Everyone likes you, Joe. Everyone is my link up. I don't know if my link's up here. Here we go, guys. Here's my link again. You know why? I don't even like you sub
or psych. I love you. I don't Oh, you love me. Oh, thank you. That was very sweet. You're one of those sweet You're one of those guys like Subway. When I go to Subway, I say, "Hey, sir, can I go lettuce and a little psyche on that sub?" They're like, "Sir, what do you mean?" Like, I want to take a little
bite out of like six. You know what sounds kind of good is. Guys, what if I open the Cheetos and I put some Cheetos on the on the Philly cheese taste sub? How would that taste? Yeah, that might be good. I want you to do open those Cheetos and put one on my ass and buddy out with your teeth. That's what I want you to do. right now. Wow.
Eat some. Come on. Eat some. Eat some. It's your dinner, man. Eat them. That would be good, huh? Jamie, the not not Joe's idea. My idea. But the online guys, let's go rate. Like, we can't go raid a chat because it's so quiet in here. It's like too hard to Okay, so beat on.
Oh, VA and Scribbles. I'll post both their channels. Oh my god. Yes. I'll post her link and then I'll post Scribbles link. Guys, I'll see you in both places. But you have to say Psyche sent you. Psyche loves you. Um, friendly Ray from Psyche.
If I knew Be was live, I would be harassing you, man. I'm sorry I rashed you and say you were good looking. I just wanted to you all night. All right. I apologize for that. You're fine. You're fine. Fine. I just want to put I just want to put beta and then scribbles link in my chat. Oh, one second. Here I come.
There two of me. Hey. Oh man, I got a boner now. Now I got a burner.
There's two of them. Damn. Why is there two handsome guys on the panel? Like a man.
I said D in the chat. Okay. So, here's Bas. I thought the other was good. Go ahead. Okay. Watch later. I'll go to betas. All right. Thank you for let me on your panel. It's like you're the man. I'm going to go to be his and tell her you're the best bets. All right. Okay.
All right. I love you, man. Take care of yourself. I love you, too. See you on the next time. I'll catch you later, man. Peace. Catch you. Catch you on the flip side, Joe. So, let me see. Share. Copy link. Copy. Okay. So, this is Beatas, but I'm gonna
do uh Scribbles, too. That's Biddles. I thought they said giddles. Scribbles. Okay. Scbibbles. Scribbles. Okay. Where's Scribbles? Scribbles, are you there? Oh, yeah. He is. He is. Share. Copy link. Copy. Copy. Okay.
You have to guys. Tell him Psyche. Psyche loves you. He wants to go to the pier with you someday. Sorry, Mrs. Okay. Okay guys, go visit those chats. I'll see you there. I'll see you there.
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