Some People Get Mad, Some Get Even.... I Get Funny

Welcome to the midnight side,

baby. Dim the chandelier.

Velvet in the graveyard.

Lipstick on the spear. Caught a psyche

in the grip. Everybody dressed a

kill. Moon doing back flips and the

walls got a thrill. They whisper my name

like a curse in the air.

>> Psych is nightmares.

Psych is nightmare.

I had a bad dream, but they came

in style. Black candles lit and the

venomous smile. Hot priest in shades

with the coupon for doom. Told me sign

right here. We got snacks in the room. I

said, "What kind?" He said,

"Nice shade dip. Somebody spill fake

blood all over my drip." Then the demon

with the clipboard said wait in

line for the haunted VIP where the dead

look fine had a nightmare I was

and the trolls all sang doing jazz hands

weird when the bell went clang one said

psychic paralysis is m I said

baby hush you are not a guy in the ring

light blink with a jealous glare

started jing low psych is nightmare silk

in the coffin laugh in the dark

kiss a catastrophe bite of a spark cute

little panic with a dangerous stare

everybody screaming psych is

nightmares.

>> Psych is nightmare.

>> Boots on the altar, smoke in the

air.

>> PSYCH IS NIGHTMARE.

>> THE PSYCH GOT THE WHOLE moon scare and

devils in the chat and the vibe

too rare. Funny little doom with

impeccable air.

PSYCH IS NIGHTMARES.

PSYCH IS NIGHTMARE.

>> Had a nightmare. My tarot deck

started a union. The fool got loud and

the tower got brutal. The lovers broke

up in the middle of a reading. Death

rolled his eyes. said girl the sneeze

edited in the moon car lied in

the devil soul merch the hermit open up

a cursed it little church

strength bought a panther with the

rhinestone leash and the magician kept

yelling manifest the beast then I

dreamed I was trapped at a coke pot luck

feast with cursed casserles in the

undercooked priest somebody

punch that was blowing charts and a goat

in a tuxedo was reading up

reviews and a DJ play whispers mixed

with 80s where my ghost twerk through

the zag gates I woke up sweating

but I still look fly air all wild like

The end time sky velvet disaster

danger divine lip gloss brave dust

heartbreaking wine. Laugh if you want,

but the joke ain't fair. Want

you here.

>> Psych is nightmare.

>> Psych is nightmare.

>> Boots on the altar, smoke in the air.

>> PSYCH IS NIGHTMARE.

>> CALL THE psychot scared. Trolls in the

basement trying hard to stare, but they

lose their mind when the host gets rare.

Psych is nightmare.

Psych. I had a nightmare. My phone no

signal forever a cursed came back acting

fake and clever. A demon stole

my hoodie and my best one too. Then as

for a selfie like we were cool. Had a

nightmare YouTube comments came alive

doing interpreter

dance saying please subscribe. Had a

nightmare the Wi-Fi doing the rival sec

in my sleep paralysis. Ghost wanted

by Jack in the hallway laughing

in red. Pretty little chaos crawling

under the bed of the dark ones

drama. I can serve it with flare. Say it

loud.

>> Psych is nightmare. Psych is nightmare.

Red boom, heartbeat, glamour and

scare psych.

>> Lipstick apocalypse hands in the

air psyche in the midnight lair. Making

bad dreams look expensive and rare.

Psych nightmares

psych nightmares.

Psych is nightmares.

Maybe even my monster stop and

stare.

>>

>> Target acquired.

Target acquired.

Target acquired.

Proceed.

Proceed.

Proceed.

>>

>> across the Heavens to the archer.

Golden wings against the blue.

Child of beauty, child of longing,

master of what hearts would do.

Kings had fallen by his arrows.

Empires bent beneath his aim.

Lovers met and wars ignited all because

he spoke their names. No one

questioned where he traveled at. No one

questioned what he chose.

Love itself move through creation,

carrying his B.

The mountain waited.

Far below. The people cried for a mortal

girl was walking toward the place she

thought she died.

The arrow flew, the stars aligned, the

heavens watched the thread unwind. One

moment changed eternity.

One heartbeat altered destiny.

The arrow flew. The future missed. The

world was broken by a kiss. The gods

looked down. The face grew

still. and love

forot how to oy

the kingdom gathered at the mountain.

Torches burning in the rain.

Parents watch the daughter vanish into

prophecy and pain.

The oracle had spoken

clearly. No escape and no reprieve.

A bride was climbing to the

darkness and surrender what she loved.

She reached the summit.

Night surrounded. Wind moved softly

through her hair. Yet no monster came to

claim her. Only silence waiting

there.

>> The stars were turning. The sea was

watching. The mountain held its breath.

The moment balanced on a single

choice between obedience and faith.

>>

>> Then the west wind rose around her,

gentle as a whispered prayer, lifting

her from stone and sorrow

floating through the midnight air.

Valley vanished, clouds unfolded,

moonlight rivers stretched

below. And somewhere hidden from the

world, a secret kingom

started to glow.

Above the mountain, through the

darkness, came the archer from the sky.

Sent to curse the girl forever. Sent

to make her spirit cry. A golden

bow in hand, he descended, certain of

the task ahead. Certain that another

arrow soon would leave the

string he held. Then he saw her sleeping

softly in a garden made of dreams.

Silver moonlight touched her

feet just turning mortal into myth.

Every order, every purpose, every

certainty is so the universe

itself had falls to watch evolve.

The arrow flew. The stars align.

The heavens watch the thread unwind.

One moment changed eternity.

One heart be altered destiny.

The arrow flew. The future missed. The

world was broken by a kiss of

the gods looked down. The fates grew

still and love.

Forgot how to oy.

The hand that never failed was

shaking.

The eye that never missed grew

blind.

For the first time in creation,

love was choosing for itself.

The bow string trembled, the

arrow slipped, the flash of gold, a

spark of light. The weapon meant to

curse another from the archer in the

night. And suddenly the sky grew larger.

Every star became a flame. Every

path within existence rearranged itself

again. The mission failed.

The order shattered. The command

dissolved in fire. The hunter felt the

wound he'd given. Every mortal heart

before. And what began simple duty

became something

known.

For the God who ruled all lovers

had finally found his own.

The arrow flew through the stars

align. The heavens watched the thread

unwind. One moment changed eternity. One

heartbeat altered destin.

The arrow flew above future miss. The

world was broken by a kiss. The

gods looked down. The fates grew

still and love.

Forgot how to oy

up the mountain. You the window to the

sea. Remembered what was true

for that night beneath the stars. The

god of love became a lover.

The west wind whispered through the

flowers.

The hidden palace shown below

and far away upon Olympus.

No one yet could know that one small

wound, one stolen glance, one

trembling arrows fight

had already changed the heavens

forever

in a single night.

>>

>> Gather around you swamp folk,

you goblins, trolls, and geese. I'll

tell you a big bad Kate whose backside

had no seats. She lived beside a muddy

bog in a castle made of crates where she

hosted talk shows

every night for nosy miserable mates.

Oh, big back cake. Big back cake. The

old grass queen of gossip and hate.

She'd call folks laughing cows

all day then moo at her reflection

anyway. Moo moo cake. Moo moo

cake. The biggest laughing cow in the

state.

Now Kate fell hard for little

bear bear a giant dressed in black. A

pimp so smooth he could sell snow to a

penguin in a shack. His hat was made of

raven feathers.

His boots were crocodile. He'd wink at

every village girl from a

quarter of a mile. But little bear bear

didn't care for Kate's romantic schemes.

He mostly liked her giant back for

transportation needs. Oh, big back cake.

A big back cake. The troll express.

She'd carry Bear Bear 50 miles

while he counted cash and practice

smiles.

Take me north. Bear bear would say she'd

run through mud and rain.

>> Take me south.

>> Take me east. Then she'd do it

all again. She hauled him over

mountains, across valleys, lakes, and

creeks while he sat upon her shoulders

12 rotisserie freaks. Nobody knows what

eating

a rotisserie freak is, and frankly

that's okay. The village scholar studied

one and retired the next day. Kate gave

him gold. Kate gave him gems.

Kate gave him 40 cows. Kate gave him

an enchanted spoon that only

complimented owls. She bought him seven

haunted wagons. She bought him

13 clocks. She bought him socks for all

his socks and socks for those

socks. Socks. Oh, big back cake. BIG

BACK CAKE. Financial disaster

incarnate. She spent so much on Little

Bear Bear. The kingdom switch to

seashells out of despair.

Each night she'd host her famous show,

The Business Isn't Yours, where

trolls discuss their neighbors curtains,

fences, roofs, and doors. They'd analyze

a cabbage patch. They'd investigate

a shoe. They once debated 17

weeks about a squirrel named Stew.

One troll asked, "Who is Stew?" Nobody

knew. But that did not stop season two.

Kate would SHOUT, "YOU LAUGHING COWS AT

EVERY guest she'd meet." Then she'd

accidentally catch herself in a mirror.

On the street, she'd gasp and

shock. She'd faint outright. She'd yell,

"Who is that beast?" The mirror

answered, "Ma'am, that's you." And

attendance sharply decreased.

One day, Bear Bear finally left upon a

disco yak. The yak wore roller skates

and pearls and never

once looked back. Kate cried tears so

huge and thick they flooded half the

bog. Three fishermen got trapped inside

a sentimental log. A wizard

tried to help her heal. She ate the

wizard's hat.

Nobody knows why she did that. Actually,

that's pretty on brand for Kate. Oh,

big back Kate, big back Kate.

The legend still circulates. She never

won bear bear's heart, but she

hauled him everywhere from the start.

She called folks cow. She spread the

tea. She sponsored

swirl inquiries. And if you hear a

distant moon across the moonlit

lake,

that's probably not a cow at all.

>>

>> It's the ghostly echo of big back Kate

Moo.

Oh.

Oh, I think that's my best work. Oh, how

are you guys?

Hello.

I have a drink tonight.

God, I was not drinking Norcow's head.

Let me get that guy off the screen. He's

like, he called me a doxer today.

I trying to explain you can't be you

can't dock somebody that's docks

themselves, right? I don't know

here. That's better. Okay.

But uh

yeah, I mean it's like, you know, Oh.

Oh, yeah. Any resemblance to anybody

living or dead is purely coincidental.

And uh

that was just satire. Yeah. So,

hopefully you guys are good tonight. Oh,

look at what else I'm drinking. Why? I

already drank this one. This was good.

Hold on. Oh my god. The pink edition.

That was yummy. Wonder what flavored.

Wild berries. H

got some Starbucks uh coffees too. Might

fill up in a second, but

um I don't know beyond very long

actually. Um it's really cool. I think

um

um I I tell you a secret. Maybe I'll

post it on my um a link or whatever. But

I Yeah, I have a secret thing I use. But

there's they're coming out with a new

new model called Fable

and I get that until the 22nd. So, I'm

going to make use of that. Okay.

Actually got some cool websites going

on. But um uh yeah, what I do have is I

have my um I don't know if you remember

a few months ago, I made this like story

generator.

Um it's like or it's a nightmare

generator. So, it's really perfect for

this channel. And I think that's going

to be something I'll do with like the

guests and stuff like that. But um I'll

I'll I'll demonstrate it now for you

guys. Um and then if you want to do it

yourself, come on up and I'll assist and

I'll um I'll help you out with it. And

uh I think it's going to be really cool.

I think you'll like it a lot. Let me

see.

So here we go. Hopefully you

guys are good tonight.

Okay. Where is it?

Is it here?

No. Is it here?

Nope.

Is it here?

Nope.

Where did I put it? Here. Nope.

Is it here? Nope.

One second. Come on. I'm almost there.

The choices are getting less and less.

Is it there? Nope. Okay.

I'm always losing thing. Oh, I found it.

Okay.

Okay. So, introducing the new and

improved 2.0

Psyche OS

Dream

Weeb Dark Tales

Nightmare Generator. Um, so your fears,

your stars, your story woven by the

Oracle into myth that was always waiting

for you. Your own personalized myth.

Okay, I'll pull it up.

I'll do my own nightmare for for it.

Okay, so I'll demonstrate it. Okay, I

need to fix a little It's not perfect

yet, but it's it's almost there. This is

uh the dream I'll call the DWI 6. The

dream six. Okay, so it says initiate

ritual. So, let's do that. Let me just

make sure it's on the screen. No, it's

not on the screen. So, I need to take

this down. Oh, hi Hong Kong. Beep beep.

I don't care. I just started. You You

douche. Are you the Are you Beep Beep?

Because Beep Beep sucks. Yeah, you're

terrible. I don't care if no one talks.

I don't care. You know what? Jaime's

more interesting than 90 90% of people I

know. 95% of people I know. So, she's in

the top tier. No one talks about Jamie.

I'll be happy still. You know what?

But you know what? You're a loser. Oh,

there. Okay. So, there we go. There's

our dark our dark tails. You can just,

you know, I guess you can just lurk and

watch. I don't know. I don't need people

being big mouse over here. It's like

it's not about the chat, it's about, you

know, the show. Okay. So, initiate

ritual. Identify the vessel. So, I'll

just call myself psyche, right? You just

type in your name here. Okay. Pretty

easy. Um, proceed. Okay. Now, it says,

name your shadow frequencies. What fears

will be woven into your myth? Okay. So,

what do I I'm going to say I'm a fear of

I'll just make up some fears because I

don't want you to manipulate my real

ones. I'm afraid I'll say I'm afraid of

heights. Okay. I'm afraid of uh mirrors.

Okay. And I'm afraid of uh you can say

doors that won't open. Losing time. I

like that. I like that one. That perfect

little triangle right there. Proceed.

Okay. Select my stellar origin. I am a

Capricorn. Okay. Proceed. Okay. Choose

my archetype. Red Riding Hood, Big Bad

Wolf, Sleeping Beauty, Gretle, Hansel,

the Wicked Queen, the Pied Piper,

Rapunzel, Blue Beard, the Frog Prince,

Rumple Stilled Skin, and the Snow Queen.

I'll go with Frog Prince tonight. Okay,

there we go. proceed and configure

transmission tone. I'm in like this

ethereal dream like do I just get to do

one melancholic? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'll

say melancholic beauty. Okay. How about

that? Um proceed. Okay. And let's make

it terrifying.

We'll go 100%. We'll just do a

confession. Okay. You invoke the oracle.

Okay. And look what it does. Pretty

cool. I think it looks pretty good. If I

do say so myself, we be in a nightmare

together. And you'll see what it will

do. It will generate some images. Oh,

it's called the glass altitudes of the

croaking king. A climb through the

emerald gravity of a shattered mind.

Okay. So, this is a Capricorn 100%

darkness transmission with the archetype

of the frog prince. Okay. Oh, and look

at here comes the images.

Okay.

And so, yeah, let's wait for the image

for a minute. They're they just they

generate because they're all unique.

Absolutely unique. Just like the myth.

These are not pre-written. These are

generated as we speak. And there I am

right there. Okay. Going up the

staircase. Okay. The ascent of the goat.

I love it. Vertigo.

The stairs didn't lead upward so much as

they bled into the sky. You psyche. The

daughter of Saturn. Well, okay. This is

my female self. Okay. The daughter of

Saturn felt the cruel gravity of my

Capricorn stars pulling at my ankles

like iron shackles. Here in the

atmosphere is thin, tasting of ozone and

forgotten promises. Every step is a

betrayal of the earth, a vertical

pilgrimage into a void where only the

solid thing is the sound of my frantic

heartbeat. You lay you look down and the

world is as a smear of charcoal and rot.

There is no safety in the climb, only

the terrifying realization that you have

been ascending for centuries. Your

fingers are worn to the bone from

gripping the frozen stone. Yet you

cannot stop. To stop is to acknowledge

the distance between your soul and the

soil. Ooh. Okay.

The uh the mirror of cold plagues. At

the first landing, a gallery of mirrors

awaits. Each frame curved from the ribs

of nameless things. You pause and the

reflection that greets you is not your

own. It is a wet pulsating creature with

bulging eyes. a prince in a skin of

slime. You touch the glass and the

surface ripples like a stagnant pond.

The reflection reaches out, its fingers

webbed and cold. It does not want to

escape the glass. It wants you to pull

into the silver silence. You watch as

your own face begins to liquefy. Your

features sliding away like melting wax,

leaving behind only the smooth,

unblinking stare of the amphibian. The

mirrors do not re reveal the truth. They

devour the identity you work so hard to

build. Okay. Okay. See, look, there's

another image right there. I wonder if

that's what I look like as a female.

Kind of a little bit frightening. The

thieving pendulum. Time is a physical

weight in the high lonely place. You

find yourself in a chamber where the

shadows move faster than the light. You

realize with a jolt of horror psyche

that your hair has turned to winter

white in the span of a single breath.

The skin on your hands withers into

parchment before your very eyes. A

golden ball rolls across the floor,

trailing a sludge of black bile. It is

the sun, or perhaps the memory of it,

diminishing as it leaks its seconds uh

into the floorboards. You try to scream,

but your your lungs are full of the dust

of decades. The prince croakkes from the

corner, a sound of wet gears grinding

together, marking the rhythm of your

vanishing youth. You are losing the only

currency that ever mattered. And then we

have the banquet of the well. The stairs

end at the precipice and overlooks

nothingness. A table is set for two at

the very edge of the world. The frog

prince sits there dressed in a tattered

finery of drowned empire. His skin

glistening with an iridescent toxic

sheen. He offers you a cup of stagnant

water and you as you look into it, you

see the bottomless depth of your own

fear. Drink, psyche, he whispers. His

voice the sound of a bubble bursting on

a swamp surface. He is the embodiment of

everything you have tried to bury. He is

the gravity that demands you fall. You

realize that your Capricorn ambition was

never about reaching the peak but about

finding a place high enough to ensure

the impact would be absolute. And

there's another image. Oo, look at that

one. It's cool. The shattered zenith.

The prince stands and kisses you, its

mouth tasting of ancient mud and iron.

In that contact, the mirrors of the

lower floor shatter simultaneously. The

sound of celestial scream that echoes

through a thin air. The floor beneath

you dissolves into a kaleidoscope of

glass shards reflecting a thousand

versions of your tear. As you finally

began the long awaited descent, you are

a falling psyche. But you're not alone.

The prince clings to you, a cold, heavy

weight that ensures you cannot fly. As

the wind tears the last of your memories

away, you realize the horrifying truth.

The well was never at the bottom. The

well is the sky itself and you will be

falling through its reflection for the

rest of eternity. A broken star in a

kingdom of glass. Ooh, so good. And so

that was it. I mean, it's like, yeah,

there's the pendulum and yeah, pretty

cool. Pretty cool. Okay, the glass

altitudes of the croaking king. That was

the premiere of it. So maybe we'll do

some for anybody that wants one. But I

think I did a pretty good job with that.

Hey Jim John, did you like that? It was

Troy Kate just posted about me. What?

That she's uh what? What did she post

about me? Jim J. What's wrong?

She posted about me that I'm hilarious

and funny and awesome.

I'm sure that was it. Well, well, you

know, you should see what I posted about

her. Big back Kate. Big back Kate Moo.

whatever she posted.

Promise you it's not as good what I

posted about her.

Promise you. But uh yeah,

because damn, I'm good.

Damn, I'm good. Um, you think I don't

Yeah, I don't write my Wow.

Yeah, there I am. I'm some Spock right

there. I just think that I think that is

Why can't we see the thing that is

getting his massage? Hold on a second.

I'll fix it for us.

here.

Oh, there he is. Okay.

Revealing thing that is. Hey guys,

what's up?

What would you post about me? I I want

to know. I want to know. Oh, I want to

know. I don't know. I want to know if

you really love me. I wanna know if Oh,

look. Look at Look at it's that hor's

bathroom. Cony's bathroom is not even a

woman. It's It's just Tony. It's like a

man. Even if she's not Tony, she just

probably looks like him. She's probably

like the most disgusting, fat, vile

woman in the world. I'm not going to

block her because hey, it's fun. It's

fun. Uh dealing with like a

It's probably probably is Kate or

something. I don't know. I just I just

picture what they really look like.

Disgusting,

you know? Think I'm disgusting. I mean,

I don't care. I My nails could be like,

you know, covered in filth. You know,

you can still get a manicure, right? But

you can't fix ugly. Okay. Anyway,

hopefully everyone's good tonight.

I don't care for that language, though.

So, you can just delete that comment,

though.

Think of something more original. I

mean, it's like, what? You're Oh. Oh,

no. Protect. Oh, protector. What? What

am I? I have a suit of armor. You know,

all I'm doing is like hosting a

chat. I mean, you know what? You're a

protector because you know you

protect yourself and you're a

So, but that's all you got? Okay. Come

on. Come on. Come on. Give it to me.

Bathie, before I play uh, you know, the

story of Elizabeth Baie and educate

everybody in what who your idol is, the

the biggest serial killer of children of

all time. Yet, I'm the PDF protector.

But you are actually named after a

serial killer of young girls. I mean,

and it's in the Guinness Book of World

Records. I mean, you can't run away from

that. That's the name you chose for

yourself. I'm going to name myself after

a murderer of children, of young girls.

That's what you're saying with your

name. Pretty disgusting. Oh, yeah. And

Oh, yeah. I don't I don't like that

language. Um Oh, yeah. Lenor, can I see

you? Can I Can you actually show how

much I abuse you?

>> Oh, I know. I just want to show you how

much I abuse all

an abuser. Oh, do I abuse you, Lenor?

>> No, Daddy. You never you never ever hurt

me. I love you.

>> Oh, Lenor. Okay. You're going to run

away because it's like, you know, I'm

I'm such a bad person. Are you going to

run away? Oh, I'm such an abuser. I'm

such an abuser. Oh, no. Look. Oh, no.

Oh,

yeah. That's Yeah, I guess that's true

about, you know, abused animals. They

just they really love to sit on your lap

and be pet and stuff, right?

But yeah, back up your claim, though. If

you're going to make such a stupid

stupid claim, what are you going to say?

What's the abuse? That I let my animals

go outside and give them freedom to roll

around in the sun. Is that is that the

abuse?

Yeah. I think that is he was getting a

massage from Arthur. That's Arthur right

there. You can if you see Arthur's um if

you see Arthur's new avatar, it's

actually um or his avatar his hat. It's

I made that for him. He hates me, but

he's used the avatar I made for him. So

now what do you have to say about my AI?

And pretty clever and funny, I

think. But anyway, oh yeah, Lor, I'm so

sorry. I know you're such a Oh, I know.

And look. Oh my gosh. Oh, there's

another abused animal here, too. Oh my.

Yeah, I'm just full of abused animals

there. Look at the Look at this abused

animal behind me. Oh my gosh. Oh, there

she is. Is she dead? No. Oh, is she

dead? Oh no, she's just Oh, you like

your belly rubs? Oh, hi, sweetheart.

Yeah. Isn't this abusive?

Yeah, she she just sits up there on on

her back while I rub her belly.

Yeah,

I know. I'm such a terrible person,

aren't I? Aren't I? Yeah. Lenor and

Lola. Rudy. Rudy like has a little table

in the corner he likes to sit on and uh

you know, look at his shadow and stuff.

Hi, Nick. Good to see you. Thanks for

coming in, Nick. See, Nick is Nick has

balls. He's like, you know, he's not

afraid like like so many people are like

afraid of like, you know, oh my gosh,

Psyche is like, you know, unpopular, so,

you know, I I shouldn't go in there

because Kate or Beta or, you know,

somebody will like, you know, say, "Oh,

I can't be in the chat." Like, oh, who

even cares? You know, going on an

altitude really matters. I mean, they

But yeah, I know. I know that some pe I

know that they will. I know you're right

in front of me. Oh, look. I'm I'm

abusing her. I'm hitting the cat, right?

Oh my gosh. Lenor, why aren't you Why

aren't you running in in terror? Oh,

you're Oh, oh my gosh, you're Oh, oh,

Lenor, don't porn bomb. Oh, you're just

Oh, you're sitting on me. Oh, you're

sitting Oh, I thought you were such an

abused animal.

I thought I was just like grabbing the

cats and using them as props and stuff.

I didn't I didn't know you were just

going to come to my lap and sit down and

and you love me. Give kisses. I know. I

love you, too. I mean, geez, people are

so dumb.

People are so damn dumb.

you know, there's when there's actual

like, you know, real abuse of people and

and animals going on and you're going to

focus on somebody that loves people and

animals and doesn't do anything to harm

anybody, right? I mean, it just doesn't

make sense to me. It just tells me that,

you know, some people are a little bit

cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, you know? You

know what? I get to be friends with cool

people like, you know, Alexandre,

Brandon, INX, Jamie, Nick. I

mean, it's like and uh

what do you guys get to, you know, sit

with Big Bad Kate and Bear Bear?

I mean, I think the it's clear who who

the winner is, right? Anyway,

cheers, guys. Cheers. Cheers, Queers. as

gay people like to say.

I know it was like um I looked at Beta's

chat. It was like she's like doing

obscure trivia with

I don't know some guy with Down

syndrome. I don't I don't know. I think

it was Rocky Dennis or something. Um

and I was like, "Hey, why don't I go

live again? I do have my you know my

windows being fixed tomorrow." Oh, look

what I got today. Look at that guy.

These are good. I like I

like these with eggs.

Have these things.

Yeah. What's up, Nick? Good to see you.

Nick Johnson.

There we go. Got that.

Yep. I'm I'm actually a very lucky

person. Despite like the trolls and the

bullying and like the cruelty and like

the ignorance that I face, I still have

like the, you know, nice, beautiful

place. And my place is nice and I do

keep it like, you know, I'm a little bit

messy sometimes. I'm not perfect, but

it's like, you know, for the most part

it looks pretty good. Um, I got these

new business cards today or yesterday. I

want to thank the person that sent me

these. Oh, sorry. My nails are kind of

dirty. But here we go. There. Got these

beautiful business cards.

If you would like one, just let me know

and then maybe I'll send you an

autograph because, you know, I plan on

being famous someday. Oh, wait. I

already am famous.

And what is this? I mean people like

will come they'll say oh what's that

bronze chick oh bronze that's I've

changed the guy's I think his he he

liked his name as bronze bird I changed

it to bronze chicken but now it's just

bronze because I went into a u

like a money420's chat you know and he

said he didn't have like that many

people in there but you know he's doing

a good job and um and I said hi to the

chat and then Ron's time me out

for 24 hours and uh you know

um did did But Money420, is that his

rule? Just just ban Psyche. Um, I have

to ask him if that's just his rule. Just

ban ban him on site. I don't think

that's his rule.

So, I think that's kind of getting your

feifes about people, right? He always

likes to say, "Oh, they're in their

Fifi." Talk about hypocrite. But yeah,

and then who? And so then I go on panel

and I let them know and guess who comes

up?

>> Christine.

>> Chris. They both have stuff to say. They

both have they both have to start

screaming at me and I mean, just

ridiculous.

Um, you know, so

let me look at this stuff. Let me see.

Yeah, I don't know.

Okay. So, Ka Cat asked my opinion about

something. I don't I don't I mean I

don't know if I I guess I'll I'll answer

her privately, but um I'll just say

maybe not maybe in very terrible taste,

but I'll say look what else they're

saying in that chat chat about people

you love, you know,

and you have to understand that people

have been through trauma and actual

trauma from being swatted and being

abused, bullied, uh ostracized. And so

sometimes like the sense of humor

doesn't land and it's like I didn't

think you I didn't think that's funny

what was said but um

I think other people have said horrible

things and they they should equally be

treated like you know in the same

veracity but you know they're not. It's

like everything is exaggerated what this

person says and then everything that

they say is like oh it's just a troll. I

mean, it's like, well, you know, he's

kind of a troll. And so, it's like,

you know, what are you gonna do? What

are you gonna do? I'll just say I I uh

I'm happy with my circle of friends. And

uh if you watch the Gamble thing today,

literally Gamble was doing to Aaron

Carter the exact same thing he did or

was trying to do to um to Brandon, he

did the same thing to Aaron Carter. And

Aaron Carter was practically in tears,

you know, from being like, you know,

slandered and stuff. I mean, it's like

and um and having a jacket put on or

whatever. And I saw another horrible

thing that Gamble did. I mean, it's

true. And Alexander said exactly in her

video, Gamble is evil. It's like that's

that's a true evil thing. Trying to set

people up to look a certain way and then

like trying to get clout from it kind of

thing. So, but hi Katie. How are you

doing?

But I hope that answered I mean that

answers the question. You see you see I

don't know what happened to Bri. She was

just in here. She said animal abuse her

pedal protector and stuff but then she

that's all she had to say. Not very

creative. She needs to work on her

material a little bit because Oh, I hear

doesn't there's a cat outside. I think

that's So they were saying oh Psyche

doesn't even touch his cat. Okay. So

like I said Tux came back after a year

and a half. He's a little bit feral. He

comes in every night. day he got in my

lap and I pet him a lot you know so it's

like you know now he's comfortable

around me but it's like when he first

got back he was like a little bit wild

and it's like yeah he like you know when

I I gave him catnip one day he he

slapped me and sometimes if you

approached the cat the wrong way you

know they'll scratch you and stuff but

that's part of having cats give me show

me a cat owner first of all show me a

cat owner that had ever had a pet run

away in their life like I'm being

treated like you know like you know I

can control whether a cat, you know,

gets lost and runs away like or

something like that or something bad

happens outside to the cat. It's part of

the risk of, you know, having animals

that have freedom and just like are you,

if you have a kid, are you going to keep

the kid locked inside their house?

That's called like imprisonment, right?

I guess it's fine to do with cats, but

cats are smart enough to like usually

like Lenor goes outside and she's fine,

you know? and so does Lola and Rudy even

Rudy goes outside and it's like you know

so are you gonna hold that against me

like you know that a pet ran away and

you're going to actually people are

going to be sick enough to keep bringing

it up and like trying to trigger some

kind of trauma or sadness in me you know

if I don't get triggered by trauma or

sadness it's because I've already made

peace with whatever happens happens with

you know my my pets you know but it's

like um you know of course it hurts and

of course I want him back and you know I

have still have hope that he will come

back, but sometimes, you know, they get

lost. They they or they just want to be

the a single cat and stuff like that.

You know, not not all cats like to be

live in a house. And then it's like, you

know, was that that you know that who's

that fat from Boston? Oh, Boston

Bridget. You know, she's like, "Oh,

imagine the smell in it, you know, of

the cat piss, the cat spray in the

house." Well, there's no smell of cat

piss or cat spray in the house. But

that's just kind of like such a like a

that you could say that's you could say

that to anybody that has a pet. You can

say, "Oh, if someone has a dog, imagine

the smell of the piss and the dog piss."

Well, yeah, piss doesn't smell very good

and a dog's gonna have accidents, right?

And sometimes people with the dog some

area of the house will smell like pee

and something like that. Actually, my

cats don't even piss. They don't piss in

the house. They're able to go outside

and so the house doesn't smell like piss

and right? But, you know, no one

wants to acknowledge that. No one wants

to acknowledge that. I mean, it's like

it's so um an like there's there's such

a stupid bias against me that it's like

it's just getting so ridiculous. Oh, and

then it's like, oh, I don't deserve to

live in the neighborhood because it's so

because it's so nice and you know I why

don't and people are just speculating.

You know, it's really none of your

business. Where I live, how I live, how

much is paid for, how much is not paid

for, what I do. It's like none of that's

anybody's business. But it's like and uh

the fact that people think that it is

and they can just speculate on that,

they're just uh you know, stupid. And

it's like I'm going to start speculating

on them, you know, and see how they like

it, right? Because you know, there's

something called the golden rule in this

world. It's like you don't treat people

like like you wouldn't want to be

treated. And the and the fact that

people treat me like this, it either

tells me that they have been treated so

miserably horribly. Like this guy Tony,

he was treated so bad that he needed

somebody to like take out his anger and

his sadness on. And that was just

unfortunately me, right? I wouldn't do

that. And I'm not going to take out my

sadness and anger on anybody else

either, but I will get funny.

I will get funny. And uh ouch. You know,

a sense of humor can hurt sometimes,

right?

And uh all I ask is that you know God or

the divine or or whatever the power is I

want people to feel what they what they

dish out. I want them to feel the

sadness and misery. If they dish out

that sadness and mis misery to

themselves but if they dish out love and

kindness I want them to receive love and

kindness in return. It doesn't always

work like that but I think that's a

pretty good way to live your life. and

uh you know and so basically I don't

care if you call me a duck I'm in you

know the quacker gang or whatever so

it's water up a duck's back all the

you say about me I'll just get funny if

you know if it comes to it I'll I'll do

like a hilarious video where you know if

you're a big ogus you know I'll show you

your true self and you'll look like

Shrek carrying a bear you know that

you've given about $20,000 to on your

back

Anyway, but I did get the exclusive

today. You know, thank God KZ is alive.

You know, I was I'd already made peace

with him being dead, but then it's

pretty cool because he's alive. Hey,

look at I have Nightbot set up to do

automatic automatic things. Hey guys,

I'm figuring out. Oh, look at this.

I think I figured this out. Okay,

hopefully it works. Or we'll be really

embarrassed right now. But let me see.

Um, let me see. How about this

works? I'll be really happy. I worked

really hard on getting it working, but I

don't know if it will. Let's see.

Ah,

it works, guys. I spent a long time. I

had to do like, you know, get an API

code and all this kind of to do

this. But look, you can get the weather

on my show now. Isn't that amazing? I

dare you figure that out on your show.

If you have a show and you have

Nightbot, you figure out doing the

weather thing, okay?

because I did it today and then but it

was only doing my city and so I had to

do this thing where I got like the

National Weather Service API key and

programmed it into like some website I

had and I had to do all this and it

probably took me 20 minutes or whatever

and look it works and it's personalized

for my show.

I'm saying I'm not I may uh I'm not as

dumb as I look. Okay,

I'm not as dumb as I may look. Right.

Thank you, Katie. Thank you so much.

Yeah, we have a great Discord. Come

check out the Discord, you know. Um, if

you're, you know, it is a community for

the show and so if you're just going to

go there to troll or to spy for for a

big bad Kate or whatever, just don't

even bother. You'll be kicked out. But

if you're, you know, cool and want to

participate, um, come on to my Discord

and uh, you know, you can have like more

of a interaction, share stuff, and uh,

you know, it's a good little community.

Also, check out the Colt Codeex. Um,

looking so good. And oh, it's 11:02. So,

you know what that means? Basically,

it's time to uh I think my uh my API

just cleared for for using the Fable

thing. So, I'm eager to do that. And so,

maybe I'll just end a little early

because, you know, um this is a backup

channel and stuff that I'm trying to

build. But, you know, already a couple

hundred people have been added to it in

a couple weeks. And uh

you know, love me or hate me, you're

helping the algorithm. Just go comment

on the chat. I've unbanned everybody,

but Tony is banned on all his alts. That

person named Aiden, who I think is just

Tony, is banned on all his alts. Um, you

know, I'll let Kate on the panel. I'll

let her in the chat. I'll let Be in the

chat. No, Bea is off the panel for now.

You know, it's like since I'm I'm not

even allowed in her chat, right? So,

fair is fair. Um, I won't even try to go

to Kate's chat. Bronze Bronze Um,

he can just, you know, watch from the

Raptors, but it's so funny. All these

people hate me so much, but they all

watch my show. And then they're all

like, "Oh, but he's obsessed with

talking about this and this." Well, it's

a show. I can talk about what I want to.

People can talk. Hey, DUI Times. How are

you? Good. Good to see you. But if

anyone wants to come up, I will put the

link up and come on. You're welcome.

Come on up. We can have a chat. Or if

not, then I'll just like, you know, wrap

it up early and I can go to uh, you

know, to do, you know, work on my

websites and stuff because I'm doing

I'm actually You got You just ran

past three DUI checkpoints. Oh my gosh.

Good times. You're good times, right?

Don't do that anymore. Uh oh. Who's

coming up?

Someone's the cat door. I do have a cat

door, by the way. I don't just like lit

by cats. Watch a movie. Um do you want

to watch Did you Were you enjoying the

mosquito thing yesterday? I I do have

something about the AI that we can watch

or you know, um I have to be kind of

careful because, you know, Jumanji turns

out is copyright written and but it was

fine. I didn't get in trouble. Yeah. Is

Rudy here? Rudy's in the corner over

here. Here you can see Rudy over there.

Hold on. Oh, you can't see him right

there. Hold on. Let me see if I can get

Rudy. Hold on. There is Rudy. Oh, there

he is. See, he likes to sit in that

little corner right there on the table.

Little space right there.

So, that's Rudy. And there's Lola.

Lola's right there. Hi, Lola.

Um, Lenor, I think might have just gone

out, you know.

So

yeah, I'm getting my window fixed

tomorrow. And by the way, I'm not like a

bad neighbor and stuff like that. Like I

like all my other neighbors, I've never

had a complaint for them. There's just

like this dick that like he like has the

Napoleon complex. He's like 5 foot tall.

He looks like he looks like a child, but

he's like, you know, probably 30 years

old. And so he's pissed off as a world.

And so he basically was walking to the

trash and he heard me like kind of being

loud inside here. He wouldn't have heard

me from his apartment. I know. I walked

I walked past his apartment and I can't

I had my music kind of loud in here. I

couldn't hear a thing and so it has to

be for has to be the him spying or like

you know because he's been listening to

my show and he I mean it's all all kinds

of but you know he'll face his own

karma for whatever he did if he does

anything again like that like I I do

think it will be taken more seriously. I

think that maybe it's like he's being

given a pass right now, but it's like I

mean I gave him a pass too because I

could have called the police and had him

arrested. I really could have and then

he'd be really unhappy, right? He

probably lose his job and all kinds of

stuff. And I just like think about those

things and I'm like I don't want to

screw up somebody's life. Not like some

of these people that want to me

like me over and stuff like that.

I'm actually like a kind person with

empathy. you know, if I act pissed off

or if I'm like a little bit salty

sometimes, it's maybe I'm just being a

mirror to how um how people treat me

sometimes, but the people that love me,

I will give love to. I'm a good friend.

Um and I have good friends and I'm happy

with my life and I'm happy with my

family. I'm happy with everything. Um

I'm just not happy, you know, with some

of these like people that think that

they know something about me when they

don't. you know exactly what I show you,

you know, and maybe I am not showing you

the truth. And maybe I am, you know,

it's like that's always for you to

decipher for yourself. But I do know one

thing. It's like sometimes the best

thing to do, especially in this

community, is just lie because people

will just run with the lies and then

you'll know, oh yeah, they're just

running with the lie and I know it's not

true and so I'm not I don't get bothered

by it. But when actually the people can

see how much my cats love me, people can

see like what a nice place I live in and

how like I'm I am like, you know, not

disrespectful to other people outside

and how I am just basically scapegoed,

mistreated. I don't know. I need people

to learn empathy. Maybe that's part of

the lesson I'm teaching people, right?

Have a little bit of empathy. Like, how

would you like it if people did that to

you? I mean, and these are some people

that like, you know, like I'm scamman or

whatever his name is. what cryman

whatever he is. It's like um you know

how would he like if I did what did to

him what he did to me. I just I just

don't say anything in this chat anymore.

I don't try to go on his panel anymore.

I don't try to get in I don't like to go

places I'm not wanted unlike him where

he's not really wanted anywhere and he

goes everywhere. I'm I maybe not wanted

everywhere but or I am one of the places

because even Bronze Bronze liked

when I went on his show and I did the

Michael Jackson um crotch grab and he

was laughing. You know, it's like so

even I can even make a a like him

scream with delight. Okay,

I don't know what to say. I'm just good,

right? I know I'm talented. I'm actually

pursuing degrees. There's my website

called Codex. uh going to be even

better, bigger and better than it is.

I'll probably get like a message board

for the non-members, a special message

board for the members. Everybody that's

been on the show is on it. Yep.

Everybody, um it's a special thing. He

was like, "Oh, you think you're creating

a so-called community?" Well, I do have

a community. I mean, he has a community

of trolls like him. I mean it's like I

have a community of friends and uh

trusted people and then you know some

trolls in periphery that do I worry

about them? No. Because my friends

protect me, keep me safe, tell me tell

they tell me everything. They tell me if

I need to know something, you know, um

you I do have friends that will tell me

things and like like a lot of people

actually and I if I need something, you

know, I have people that are there,

okay? And so I'm lucky. I don't have

things to complain about. I'm a blessed

person

and I hope you know I wish you guys

blessings too. But you know on the ones

I wish bad on me. I I wish you you just

as bad with love. I wish you know I hope

that I'll put a spell on you. I hope you

that you experience exactly what you

dish out you know because if you dish

out must be good enough for you to eat,

right? And so go ahead and sit on it and

uh have a you know have a big bite of

your own medicine.

Maybe that's what I'm here to do. Do

that because I am a mirror. I'm actually

a very receptive person. I'm very like

uh I reflect back what I what I get. And

so people that have been nice to me,

they haven't they haven't seen the bad

side because, you know, they might see

it use it on other people, but I won't I