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Psyche goes on a drunken adventure to Whole Foods, livestreaming his journey, and then returns home to eat with Bea and read chat messages.
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Browse era →Here I am, guys. Last call at the liquor store. Where the Whole Foods almost 10. If the guys still open, I'll get a turkey burger and a couple sides. It did not open. I was heat up my my tuner. My
tray shrimp burgers. Nice shrimp burgers. A little more ketchup. Oh, it's cold. Almost there, guys. Link up. Hold
on. Hey, J dog. Here we go. My link's up.
I can get a hold on. I can get a Subway tuna sandwich tonight, but no. Subway's okay. I like the meatball sandwich I had yesterday. It was
good. They're almost closing the door. He's almost coming to the door to close
it. I do have a couple um slider patties. I want to do the burger. I'll have to see. Hold on. We'll see. Oh, it's cold.
They're they're clearing out. So it's
over Tuesday 50% off. Not Tuesday. What day is it? Thursday.
See if I get
any on sale. Let me see. Oh, these are on sale. That's not That's not Those are good.
Hi. Let's see what we got,
guys. Too drunk.
All right. Yes.
It's okay. Oh my god. Never mind.
Wallet. Can't do anything without that. And pee, too. It's okay. I really don't need more alcohol. I mean, I can get more alcohol if I really want to. I can go to the beer bar, too. I hang out at the bar. Probably won't do it till tomorrow. I take these two. I can run
back. I have to run back and back. It's going be too hard. I'll try. I'm going to run back and back. You so bad. Oh my gosh.
My wallet. Can you believe that, guys? I had alcohol. So happy. I need to run back home. Run back. Oh, I got to pee so bad. Yeah, guys. I have to be in the bush. I have to be in the bush. I can't help it. Can't help it.
How to go? We got Oh my god. I got Peter myself. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, I literally have like three two minutes to go. Run back and get my wallet. Run back, guys.
Run back. Luckily, I ran back time. Think I run back. Can't get
back. Wallet inside. I'm done. I'm just sure I have it inside. Run. Grab it, Rebecca. Hey, baby.
Hi there.
Hi. You guys see me? Run back. Show one more time. The wall here. Don't see it. Here's my other pants.
here. I don't see it, guys. Because I don't see it. It's not here. Where'd it go? Is it there? Hold on. I need to find
it. I always find it. It's not here. I lost it. I'm double
Oreo. I don't have a card.
right there, guys. I found it. Guys, we're running back. Emergency. Running back. Found it. How much time do we have? Five minutes. We'll get there in five
minutes. Knew I would find it. I knew I'd find it. My gay Joseph, don't mind if I say you're
Yes. Hello. Hi. Can you sweetheart? I'm walking back to the Whole Food. I got my wallet. I got two more drinks. I'll be back. I'm going with you. Where are we at? Where are you going? Walking to the Whole Foods. Whole Foods store. I walked all the way there and I was I have my wallet on. I walk back
home. I couldn't buy my wallet for like a minute. Then I found it. So, I'll be able to get there within like one minute of closing. If I don't, you guys can just call in. You won't get there. You have like six. I know. I'm just 2 minutes away. But sometimes they close the door like I'll
call them and I'll be complaining. Yeah, please call a complaint. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Just two minutes away. I have 57. I'll get there by 59. I'll be there. I'm going to make you a salad. I don't know. But I want to make salad. What do you
do? Well, I got a couple TV dinners and a couple beers. So, we'll see if I get back in time. Right to close the door. She already gave like the last warning in the store. For the beers, let's be smart. You wouldn't even need the food if we weren't going for the bears. Huh? Yeah, but with me while Psyche goes IRL.
We love him. They're not guarding the guys. They're not guarding the door yet. I have to run though. They're not guarding the door. They're about to guard it right now. He's about to come over to the door. Hi.
Everyone's running in the store. Everyone's running in the store. Are you Are you wearing high heels? Yes, I'm wearing shoes. I think I made it in time. Brought it back.
Made it, guys. Yes, we are.
She has my bag. I'm moving you guys over to register because I have no cash register.
I'll grab I'll grab I'll grab the food again. Let's grab it again. I think she put it back already. So, here we go. Drunken noodles. Vegetables. What are drunken noodles? You like drunken noodles? There they are. Can you
ask her what drunken noodles are? Are they alcoholic? It says wide rice noodles, dark chicken, meat chicken, and bell pepper swirls. And a can't have it. grabbing the beers. There you go, guys. I just I made
it just in naked time. Wow. About to close the door on me. Oh, they can't close the door on you when you're in. Yes, please.
girlfriend. Can you make sure you got the eggs? Dang. Cashier's girlfriend. Did you forget the eggs? It's okay. Thank you. No. Why you always getting no eggs for me? He don't answer you. He doesn't like eggs. And
I'm one cashier. He look I got the whole bag. Okay. Tomorrow. Tomorrow, honey. Tomorrow. I'd almost stop at the at the bar, but there's nobody up there right now. And it's probably pretty quiet. I'm not I'll
just I'll just go home and drink these. Fall asleep.
watching. How are you, Bea? I'm good. I want like I'm just like I want you to get home while we can eat together. I'm making a salad right now. A salad cheese in it. I love feta cheese, goat cheese, blue cheese, parmesan cheese. I I just
love cheese. Even shed her shoes in a salad. There some cheese in a There's a moon right there. Do you see the moon? Mhm. That's beautiful. It almost look like a full moon. You're talking down the street. Where's all this right there, guys? Beautiful.
Get on my What time is it now? It's 10 p.m. Now it's 10. So, I wouldn't have made it. I wouldn't have made it. It is closed. What? I was able to run there. Can I tell you I've been eating like I've been eating like so much while I've been talking. What did you do? I ate like before like
I was inappropriate. I was eating. I ate like food. I need food. I mean the drunken noodles first. They're like regular noodles. I think they're like a Thai spicy. I've been to Thailand, by the way. Make really spicy food there.
You want Thailand drunken noodle? Yeah, I love Thai food. Run the show for two minutes. Can you run the show for two minutes? Yeah, I can. I can run the show for a minute. All right, let's read the chat. Okay, let's start with you Joseph Johnson. I always
go from the bottom. Sorry for anybody that's like behind that. Joseph Johnson. What up, gay boy? Goki, real one. Hey, Angel Bunny. We love Goki. Who the is Danny? Hateful man. And you're trying to
sleep with everybody. We're sick of your weird voice. Um, Jesus, go to sleep, Peta. It must be an old. And then we got Jamie's Cowboys. We all make mistakes. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. We have uh Cobain. Kurt Cobain. Are you gay, Joseph? I don't
mind if you are gay, dude. I just want you to post with the other trolling stuff. Okay, Joseph, that was for you. Uh Pog, he said, "Hello, Cabba. Is
I Jamie said Pico?" Hello. And then Pico said, "Kelled the nice lady." Pico says, "Hi." And then Pico again said, "What the you outside with it?" And then Jamie's cowboy said,
"Psyche, get chicken and have Doritos sandwiches." Psyche love. Jay Dog said, "Hi." Psyche Ba is like, "I'm trying to be just like whatever. Okay, then we'll go back. Joseph said, "What?" Goki said, "She's a good
reader." Joseph said, "I get my knees for you, Loki." And then Goki said, "You should get on your knees, JJ." And then Danny said, "Are you sure to sleep with everybody?" And then he repeated, "We are sick of your weird
voice. Jesus, go to sleep, Bea." And then Jamie's cable I mean Cowboy said, "We all make mistakes. We all make mistakes." I wrote that as a mistake. And then Cole Bane said, "Low key that's weird. She must be reading top chat." I
don't know. I'm trying to make a salad you. you. Who made me in charge of this podcast? You think I'm getting paid for this I'll show you guys. I'm going to eat. I got to eat. Otherwise, I'll have a hangover
tomorrow. The key to being an alcoholic is always eating. Like at the end of the night, figure it
out. Oh Like he's probably sucking some dick somewhere in the wild world. I made this. I think you're back. I tried to read the read. I read it. I read it. Look at that salad. Oh, but look at that's beautiful. Why do I like salad so much? It's like
seaweed. Like look at the seaweed. It's so good. It's yummy. Broccoli in there. Broccoli. No. No. Is this like romaine lettuce? Roma seaweed. Okay, I'll show you. I'll show you. I'll show you. Let's
see. Oh, done. This is the recipe. So, you get the you get chalamari salad. Wow. This is seafood. And then you mix it with romaine lettuce and then you put some croutons and parmesan in it. It's so good. This is already good by itself. Can I
watch you go? Hi beta. I'm glad to meet you. God. I have to like um give you the sins. Yesterday I had many sins.
Okay. Yeah. All your confessions. You want to hear your confessions? Let's hear. I came to watch you eat. What? What are we doing? Get on your knees, Psyche. You're talking to God now. I know he's tired. This guy gives This guy gives me mafia vibes all day. You're You're the mafia, right? You just Forget about the mafia.
Let's watch her eat a salad. Okay. Nothing turns me on more. I on the floor. Wow, look how clean she is. That's awesome. She has he has a very clean house. How is it? How's it taste? Sounds like you're enjoying it.
I would tell you my most favorite meal. Every day is a salad. I love salads. Sounds great. Sounds good. As long as it doesn't have that uh romaine lettuce in it. I hate romaine lettuce. It has romaine lettuce. And I love Yeah, I like that crunchy lettuce. Iceberg
lettuce. That's the good Maybe the iceberg. Yeah, iceberg's good. It's good. I like I like a nice blue cheese dressing, a nice onions, a nice some olives in there. Blue cheese will give me the shits. I like the Do you like your mimosa? That's You drink Oh, you live like a queen. Bea.
She does. Got the mimosa at midnight. The midnight mimosa. Most people just have in the morning. Yeah, I got a couple voodoo rangers. Angle is best. Yeah, I like I like Roman. I like the Roman. I like a nice Caesar salad. Like a nice like parmesan cheese and like the Caesar dressing. Oh, that's good. That's really good. Yeah, that's really good.
Parmesan. Do you like a dick in your mouth, Psyche? Yes, I do. I do. I'm glad she asked you that question. She knows better. Aruga is nasty. Everything is nasty. Peter, just talking to Tony Soprano. Then you'll be fine.
It'll be fine. No, she knows me, bro. We go way back. Yeah, we go way back. Peta, you know God? Of course. I was born. He was born since the day Earth came to the ground. Adam and Eve, we knew God. That's about right. Yeah. Looks about right. It's a
real It is a real God. He's a real God. I can tell by his Italian accent. The reason why I have to like um not drink that many beers. That got you Beer. Gotti. Yeah. You ever see the show? There's a new show called Growing Up Gotti. It was like Victoria Gotti and then she had she
had three her three sons. She was raising them. Didn't last long, but it was it was a good couple seasons. It was it was interesting show. She was pretty then. Yeah. Remember the guy? Are you all obsessed about looks? I am. How do you know? It's true. Okay. I have a
matchmaking um condition. We should like literally have Glotty and Paige have a dating plan. I'm very picky. Oh, I know you are. Oh, you want me to help her find a man? I can do that. I know you want to be the man, though. I don't have to find one. Gotti, are you looking for
a woman? Are you looking for a woman? Gotti, I'm not looking for No, I'm You know, God has everything but love. God has everything but love. That's not true. Peta, it is. I love myself. Can't have sex with yourself. Well, who says I have sex with myself? I got
people. Well, God God, what is God going to do when he needs to get laid? God has people have sex with people. Yeah. Real people, you know. God, do you know real mortals? You know Lisa Jordana? God. Yeah. God knows everybody. I don't know
Lisa Jordana though. You don't know her. Do you know a guy named Tan? Christ. I'm out of here. Do you know a guy named Tan Man? A guy named Tan Man? No. No. Okay. We know Tan. You've seen Tan Man. Not tan mom. Tan man. Tan man's the guy that
we know. Yeah. Tan man. His name is Tan Man. Tan. Tan man. No. No. I don't know a tan man. Man is pretty son. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Never never mind guys. I was I was here. Here's Lola. Lola say. You want to say hi to Gotti? Gotti. Gotti. Look at this cat. Hold.
Look at the tail on Lola. I saw Lola's tail earlier. Yeah. She's a yellow. What is she? She's She's probably like three or four, but she has like she she gave birth to to five kids. And so I have tricks and tricks is her son. The kind of guy that you would like talk to over the phone and would wake up with
like a litter of five. Mhm. What? He you could like you could chat with him. He's God, right? You wake up and you're like waking up with like a litter of cats like that. Yeah. Yeah. Gave birth gave birth to five cats. She
she actually she woke up one morning pregnant with five cats, right? Mhm. Yeah. I did too. I I gave birth to cats. Survive up like I I think I had a cat when I was a kid. You did? I died though. I'm sorry.
But you know, it's funny. Sounds funny. Do you guys do you remember the god the godfather had a cat and the god everybody's cat dies when they were the godfather. He had a cat and the cat love. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God, you guys. I'm sorry.
God crosses. Sorry for kitty gang. BKG. He came back. I thought he died, but he came back. It was crazy. Oh, you put him in the pet cemetery. I would do the same thing. I don't know. I don't know. He disappeared, right? And I swear to God, it was like maybe six months later he shows up. He's three times his size. He
looked like a bear. It was BKG pen cemetery. I have a pet cemetery. Zombie cat. Mhm. Freaked me out. Would you would you let me put Leor in pet cemetery? God bless her soul if she ever passed away. Yeah, she she would back trying to kill
me. She She I don't care. You I don't care. I love her. He should have come back. That's a good movie, guys. Everyone watch Pet Cemetery. I saw the first one. Let's go the first one. The guy moves movie. No, he moves to like this. He moves to like a a town next to like a freeway. Yeah, he's like the doctor that
sound like a surfer. How the That little kid got all up. He's like, "The cat died under the truck, guys." Yeah, that that was terrible. He had he had he had a cat and he brought the cat back and then his like son walked in the middle of the And then he brought his son back and they were both all zombies, right? See that? Gage. Remember that? I remember Gage. Oh, the
kid. And remember Zelda? The Zelda. How did she come across in the basement? Zelda. Zelda. the wife of the man who put the cat in the pet cemetery. Figure that out while you drink. Well, remake of that. He's coming with
serious Fred Fred Gane like Fred Gane who was Herman Monster. He played the old man in that movie. He was in it. Yep. Yep. You're right. They got him. I remember they got him right in the Achilles tendon. That That's why the cat came alive. You're absolutely right. I would have beat the out of that kid. Remember also the second one I would
love the kid I would kick to the face. The second one sucked that with that kid from uh Terminator 2. Yeah. Edward Furlong he was in that one. Yeah. I mean it was it sucked but it was like if you're a kid those movies are exc they're good movies. I mean when you're adult they're they get kind of dumb but as a kid they're kind of freaky. I I remember seeing that as a kid. I was in
Sedona Arizona. I rented that. I got a room service. My family's all play all playing tennis. I got to order a room service and get a pet cemetery movie. Pretty good deal. His mom's too. Yeah. Remember that movie? Don't lie ever in your life, you ass skank ass horror. Was that a lie? Have you ever played the Ouija
board? Have you played the Ouija board? Yes, I play the Ouija board. You ass Lying ass skank. Was it real? Is it real? No. Did you push it or did it No. Did you actually feel something or you It moves? It moves on its own. But now now you can get ghost radar. I said you not the movie. You're not the
movie. You played the Ouija board. You dumbass skank. Did you feel like a ghost? What? You I don't I don't know what I'm talking. There's a movie called Witch Board. Look at how I derail the real psychic. I've seen the whisper stick his tongue I saw I saw a whisper and he can't even do a Ouija
board. I'm gonna get my Ouija board right now. You got a Ouija board beetle. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get it right now. And if Psyche can't read it, we all should unsubscribe. Probably. Come on, everyone. Everyone God can't make it move. Everyone subscribe. Should be able to make it move. He's a psychic. Yeah, I got it. I didn't do Look, guys. Guys, you're you're guys the
chat is hurting my brain. This is not No, that's not a boy. That's just a beard. That's pubes. It's not pube. Matted pubes. Oh my gosh. There's Are you ready, beta? Second screen. I just feel
I love you. It's okay if you can't read the Ouija board. I'll tell you. I can read it. You can read it. Okay. Read it. Read it. Read it. Let's see it. Let's see. I didn't mean it. I saw you. I said you can't the panel anymore. You showed your butthole. Elijah. Elijah. Your butthole has been exposed. Elijah, you showed on my Elijah, you mooned my show. I saw
Elijah. I remember that. I remember Elijah. We love you, Elijah. But your butthole should be shunned from the platform. Why put me on there? I'm not a Ouija board. You don't have a Ouija board. Okay, I'm sorry. Hey, so God, do you want one card from Alice and Wonderland deck? I'm not a fan of Alice in Wonderland. Is it really bad if I say I
want to God tonight? You could beta. I mean, anything could happen tonight. I got a number between one and nine. God, number between one and nine. Three. Okay, so three. Okay. One, two, three. Okay. So, your card tonight is Oh, you got the Empress. You had the
Empress card. I'll show you. You know what that means? He's collecting Empress. Oh, you did Alice in Wonderland. Yes. Alice in Wonderland. The Empress. So, she's the queen of hearts. You know, she's the Empress in in this uh in that that world, right? The Queen of Hearts, but you the Empress is all the queens in the deck. It means, you know, a really good woman, I would say, usually, but uh the Empress um let
me see, it's number three, I think. Okay. Okay, it says the Empress. It says, it says the Queen of Hearts is a reserved ruler who loves spending her time outdoors playing croquet using flamingos as hedgehogs and she deeply values her
garden of roses. The Empress represents a mature and nurturing woman with power and prominence who like the Queen of Hearts loves nature. The Empress serves as a reminder no treat to treat others with dignity and compassion. A lesson the Queen of Hearts could stand to take to heart. Could not say the tarot card
carries a strong theme of appreciating beauty and nature. Make time to cultivate a beautiful environment for yourself. Whether by redecorating spending time outdoors reconnecting with nature or plant or planting your very own rose garden. Oh my god, that's
Paige. That's Paige. Oh my god. Paige. God. I like roses. I like roses. My grandfather. You know, I thought it was me, but I don't like to be gardening and like risking spiders crawling up me. But Paige was is a savage warrior. She's so amazing. She's beautiful like a rose.
By the way, anyone say anyone say I'm heard the future? You're I'm not I'm saying either. I don't like your attitude right now. You don't have to flap your hand around like you you own everything. Yeah. Thank you very much. Either the guy God has a feminine side or he knows a really good woman that is taking care of things on the feminine end for him. I think I think probably he
he was a good woman. I'm surrounded by very strong women. Yeah. They can be that they can be that queen of hearts sometimes a little bit overwhelming but they also the queen of hearts had a really nice husband that would like talk to her like hey sweetie hey she kill him she killed him who
talked to her cut off his head off of their head queen of hearts talk to ace of hearts soldier of hearts he had a bunch of cards she had all the cards are guard and painting the ros she talks to the joker once in a while Like he did. Joker. Joker. Joker was here earlier night, but then he left cuz JJ
offended him, I think, by making fun of Joker. What's up with JJ? He had a little attitude problem. No, no, JJ. JJ, he's an attitude adjustment. JJ, why are you so upset? He hasn't had sex for like many years and he's tell, right, Vita? You can just tell sometimes. Yeah. He's only like 27
years old and he hasn't had sex for like three years. Meanwhile, when we were like in our 20s, like we had like, you know, girlfriends or boyfriends and we had relationships. He doesn't know like how to communicate and have relationships, so he like comes here. Guys, don't be mean to JJ. He's a good person.
Hey, did you see I went live earlier? Uh, and guess what? Guy, you know who joined? Our girl Yumi. Yumi. Yumi. Oh, did she did you have a good time? She was asking like Bi and Bi didn't show up. He got scared. Yeah, if she did join, she had fun. She tends to dominate. She's a dominating cat. She is. She's a
definite dominatrix. Where'd she go? She's very paranoid. Every Why are you leaving us alone? She thinks everything's about her. Are you intimidated to be alone with me? I'm not baby and I
come back before we have eex and go backstage. I'm watch I'm watching I I like the chemistry like he likes to watch. Yeah, you guys are I like I'm sitt in the corner watching. Just don't pay attention like besides me and like Psyche and Gotti so we don't
have to be like watching each other. I feel like Psyche wants to watch Gotti, but I don't want anybody but Gotti. Gotti, you make people watch. Oh my gosh. Gotti is a wash. What? Don't compete with me. Psyche. It's very hard when I pick like a man. You don't
compete with me. God is a very He's a very straight guy. He's a very straight guy. I can already tell. He's God. Yeah. I can tell. He's a very straight guy. He's not I'm not I'm not go with arrows. I'm very straight. I know you're not. I know you're not. I don't He shoots like sideways sometimes. No, you heard that.
Wow. Guys, I don't know what this hurt. I don't know why this hurt. The cat's sleeping. Come up here. Bader. Vader, come up here. Remember to come up. They're afraid. They're afraid to come up. Vader is a really afraid. What are you scared of? They were going
to like talk about you. Vader. Nope. I swear I won't talk about him. We won't talk about you later. I swear. Vader, you and Si would be a great couple. We can be on a double date right now. Vader, are you interested in Vader? Vader's interested. I think so.
Psyche was into, you know, who you into, Psyche? Um, LD big time. You and L and like Vader would have a great night. You guys were comparing tattoos and everything. It was like wild. I mean, I'll compare tattoos to somebody. I mean, I don't have to like like length their life story, but I'll
talk to anybody. I'll talk to anybody. Is Is your Is your birthday to God? Is your birthday? Yeah, it's next week. Happy birthday. I love cancers. Cancers are my best match. I'll be 39. After you're too young for me. Oh god. You can have birthday. That's right. Oh god. I I think I think it's a Gemini.
Are you a Gemini or Cancer? Gemini. Gemini. Cancer. He's a Cancer. He's a Gemini. He's a Gemini. Aren't you a psychic and you don't know your astrolog astrological I knew it. I a Gemini. I'm a Gemini. I'm a Gemini. June Gemini. My dad was a Gemini. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Here. My dad was a Gemini. Here's what I said
about Geminis. Geminis, they're really great communicators. Gemini, they they have the drum. They have the the grumpy twin. They have the happy twin. Usually 90% of the time they're the happy twin. Then they get 10% of the grumpy twin. They're also they can pull money out of thin air. They're like, you know, little they're tricksters. People do you think
are born every day that are Geminis and like No, a lot a lot are. But I think it I think I think it goes with it. I think the Geminis are just Are they all liked? Are they all like gymnick? Yeah. Yeah. They're not rowdy. I said they can be very conservative and
they can be fun. Like they they have the both sides. They they have like the oh I'm a businessman and they have like I'm a party animal. They have both sides. They do have both sides. Business side. Two people. Yeah. They're very good at business. My dad was a Gemini. My dad was a Gemini. He know business. He he could do business. He could talk to anybody. I'm sorry. I'm We dominate. We
We dominate all the situations because you know how to bow down to it at the same time. No, we don't bow down. We never You bow down. You bow down. You might think we bow down, but we're turning the tables on you. Just when you think the tables are turned, it will turn back against and
you will be twisted like circulating. You be like, "Oh no, I need a Taurus's help." No, that doesn't happen. Not to God, Dingo. You can't have a reading every day. It defeats the purpose. You got to do it like once a week. Maybe
I can do a reading for you. You want a reading? What are you going to read me? Whatever. You want me to read you? Go ahead. You read Well, go ahead. Okay, let me get it for you. Hold on. Don't even distract me right now. I'm going to read you a poetry. Oh, I know that guy. Yeah, you know him.
What's his name? He's my home. He's the man. Okay, let me like I can't chew. Let me take a bong hat, smoke some weed, and um you know, drink the little thing and I'll do a reading for you. Thank you.
Okay. Okay, I'll do this now. I don't want to do the whole thing. I'm going to get very connected to my Mr. Gardy. You're going to do it in Persian. Buddy, can I ask you a question? Of course. Do you like red wine? No, actually I don't drink. Would you have a sip of one for trial testings?
Yeah, of course. What about a little bit of hashish? Would you like test a little bit of hashish? No, I don't I don't do drugs either. And what do you think drugs are? Drugs are like uh you know, anything more than marijuana. Well, marijuana is the hashish. Yeah, that's the one you get out of the
um you smoke it, right? With the little tube and stuff. No, that's opiates. What's the one with the the um It's like water. Sure. Sure. Shm. Hookah. Hookah. Hookah. Yeah. Hookah. Nicotine. That's
hookah. I would do the hookah. Okay. I wouldn't do the uh But you don't even smoke weed? No, I don't smoke weed either. But you have a little bit of wine once in a while. No, not even. I mean, I would do it like at a tasting or something, but I You have any kind of alcoholic beverages ever? Like for a
ceremony? Never. So, you're completely um sober like you have no ultra like nothing? Nothing. Nothing like that? No. I'm psychotic, but I I don't do any drugs or drink alcohol. Okay. All right. I live a clean life.
You think I'm you? No. I'm trying to ask FA something. Don't talk about Hold on. These are the retracts.
All right, I got you. You ready? All right. Yeah, I'm ready. Oh my god. Again. Let's go. So, this happens. Like, I'm telling you, this whole book is nothing but just letters, right? Do you see that? That's so far. Yeah. So, okay. Except
for the rose petal I put in the middle like couple of rose petals. Um or like little whatever. But this what you got? Shut. Oh, we got to get back. Hold on. It was a There was a woman there. Got to find it. Where the that
go? Oh my god. God, you're Let me find what? Where is she? Now, let's find her again. Did you see how I opened it? It was a woman. No, I didn't. You Oh, there she is. It was a female right there. There she is. Yeah, there she is. All I saw was No, no, no, son. That wasn't the Oh, there she is. No,
that wasn't that. No, no, it was a full female. No, hold on one second. Cuz there were like several pages, but that one that you just I just opened was Okay, I got to do a new one. It's gone. I can't find it anywhere in this thing. It's
gone. It's gone. Oh, Where's the one that you It was right after that flower. Who is she? I don't know. There it is. That's it. That's it right there. It was that one. It is that one. Oh my god. We found it. Yeah. Who is
this? Who is she? Who is that? That's me. That's me in the um the harp. You That's a woman. Who is that woman in your life? That Shak. Did she play the music? Yeah, she's great. Look at her. She's got those Persian eyes.
But are is that you over here like in the corner? That's me in the harp. No, that's the face in the harp is me. No, this dude right here in the No, that's not me. He's all sleeping. That that guy's too old. Mhm. That's Mr. Good. All right. So, let's read that. Okay. So, it
says, "So, um, you have a hope for like materialistic Is that true or not?" Uh, somewhat. Not like I'm not crazy with it. like I don't need to go and have everything, but certain things. I like to have nice things.
That's exactly what it says. It says um when it's time for you to, you know, live luxury, you're doing that. And when it's time for you to get like down to the peasants or like go with the homeless, you know how to get down. So, I'm just reading. I can do that. I can do that. I've never been homeless, thankfully, but yeah, I can. Well, I
know it you're neither one. I'm just saying that you can roll with like both of them. I could live very Spartan. I could live very like uh with almost nothing. I could live with within my means. It says when you're a friend, you're a very very sweet French. That's true. A very sweet French. Like loyal to
the tea. Very. Um it says like your loyalty is granted. Even like people surrounding you, they can um sense it and you don't have to ever doubt it. Oh,
it's very true. Even you have like 1,000 enemies, okay? They have nothing against you. People love me. Even people who hate me respect I'm not I don't know if people love you. They you probably have haters. But even a thousand of them and there's
like two of them or three of them. They're like people. I'm just telling you like your your enemies are nothing compared to the people. It's related to the last thing I said like the love like people that love your loyalty. Like if you have 1,000 enemies your friends will battle for you. Not
you. You're you're just like body, you know. This is how it is. Loyalty. I demand straight loyalty from everyone. It said like don't ever try to um don't try for friendships. No, that was just a pre beginning. I'm just really stupid with this reading. So, I'm going to do the
next one, which is that was a picture. Um there's a a woman in your life. Very mysterious, beautiful. You got a lot of homies riding with you. See those men? See those people? It doesn't mean they're old. It doesn't mean because this is ancient. This is this man that did poetry. Like these are just
homies. Okay. Okay. Doesn't mean they're old. Okay. These are my people though. Oh yeah, they're your homies. Oh godamn Psyche. Come back. This is too long. I can't even read all that and the conclusion. Jesus Christ.
Well, basically what you said is true. That's all true. Doesn't matter how long ago that was written. It makes sense. It said um justice. I don't know what you've done to um come to justice. whether you had to
um god almost balance your anger and deal with I don't know. I'm very at peace with myself. Yeah, you made peace with yourself. You had you had to balance it out. The good, the bad, it's all at one. It was given to
you though. It wasn't that you tried for it. It was given to you. Yeah. Everything is even. It is. It It says that you do things um to a like minimum or maximum. You do things you push it to the limit, but you also
like I can't explain it. It says like you go to that limit. You Why are you reading this before I'm reading it? I'm God. Again, it says the people that are around you are very pure. I don't know who you have you around you like they're good people. Well, I only surround
myself with the best. It says get away from like the evil people and um like very distant like almost the evil eye. It said just have fun. Yeah. Um, making people like happy, giggling, just um is
your is your art. It's almost what you do. This book and it's your right hand. Not jacking off, by the way. Um, true. Yeah. It's what makes people happy. This is like the longest I've ever heard in my life. It's about joy. Life is about happiness and joy. That's it. Yeah, it definitely said
that. And it said just be people and like happy with people that you're friends with. Um that's mean that's mean in a nutshell. This is like just I don't even know what that means. And it said have the nigmat so it means like justice balance and just like purity. Um nothing
serious. Nothing. Purity. Good jack up tonight. Have a good time. Good laughs with good people. Psyche, where you at? He fell asleep,
Psyche. Gotti is showing his butthole. Look at him come back. Gotti your butthole is so nice. Oh my god. Thank you. I just had it done. You bleached it twice? Three times? No, twice. I heard if you don't do it three times, it's not going to have significant.
Maybe next week. Nothing is good three times or less than three times. Nike. All right. God, you read my fortune. Are you ready? You're god. You can do anything. Hold on. Hold on.
All right. Let me let me open the book here. What if God was one? So it says here like you're very you're very passionate about life. You go through life with a passion. You do things to like the
extreme. You like to have You like to have a good time. All right. But you don't take from people. It says you don't take You don't either. What are we? We don't take This is what Wait, this is what Oh my god. You might be the other god. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Cat god.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I like it. You're very loyal. You're very loyal to your friends. Those gods. And any any enemy that comes toward you, you crush the out of them. You put your foot on them and just stomp them out. Does God do that? Well, you do it. He kills people. So, I think we both do.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a reason for that. There's a reason for these things. We have to do what we are. We got to squash them. They're cockroaches. Yeah. It's It's the way of life. People have to know their place. There he is. Oh my god. Psyche.
Your crack episode. Were you taking a No, she's not. Lunar, you're not taking a Did you eat fish tacos again? She hasn't fish tacos. Lunar, you have fish tacos. I see you over there. I know you didn't take a poopy cuz nobody does at
10:4 and like what? I didn't I don't need to take I only take poopies in the morning when I wake up. Oh my god. TMI poopies. Oh my god. Who takes shits at 10:40 in the PM? Well, we all we all we're all human. We all got we all got to do it. We all we all got to we all got to do it. You
know, eat a lot of food. What did you do? Was it crack? What? What? What did I do? I don't know. She said you just say you don't crack, do you? It's like you don't do crack. No. No. No. No. I don't do crack. No. No. I I said I do I was about to say
maybe yes I do crack. That's about it though. You don't crack. What did you say? I told everybody you just crack cheese. What? I doxed you.
She says that she has a little smile on her face. No, no, no. She's being truthful. But Peta, I never did that. I never did that. I don't like you. I doxed you. Look at his guilty conscience. Look at his eyes. He looks like a beetle. I'm going to you up tomorrow.
Oh my gosh. I'm going to drink the rest of my beer and then I'm going to eat my drunken noodles. I'll let you guys talk. No. No. No. I want you to. Oh, shoot. Uh, Rita's a villain card horror. Lord Vader's there. Hey, Laur's there. Hey, what's up, guys? Everyone, come on. Enjoy the panel. We have Bea and Gotti
here. It's a really interesting. Okay, let's get Let's see. We just had Let's see if we can egg on here. Let's see who Oh, it's Psyche. Psyche. It says Streamyard. I always go backwards. Shepherd Taurus King. Uh, you don't take the link, but I
love you. M low key. Hey, VA. Hey, Gotti. Hey, Rainy. Hey, Psyche. Is that Rain? Hey. Yeah. Oh G to the cuties.
Hi, Mary. Hi, beautiful. Hi. Up here. I'll tell them. There's a Madonna song. It goes rain falling on my doorstep. Falling on my fingertips. It's rain. That your song.
Sure. Why not? That's the greatest song I ever heard. Oh, beta. I missed you. I miss you too, Rain. Thank God I lost my stupid channel and I don't know how to subscribe. Yeah, I think I subscribed to JT. Uh there there true. What's your new channel? Cuz
I forgot it. Whatever. Yes. Is Beetus Kitties BKG is a new channel. Beas Kitties. Okay. Burger King. Hey. Hey Paige. Hey. Paige is here. Hey. No. Peach is on the panelist. No longer rain anymore.
age. You just woke up. Is a gorgeous goddess. Uh, no. I was watching TV with JT. Oh, okay. Yeah. What are you guys watching? Adventure Time.
Ooh, Adventure Time. E. Yeah, I like it. So what? But I didn't say anything. Did he like I never watched it. Well, you missed out. I did. Yeah. Who wants to slow down,
right? You want to slow down the song with me, baby? What? Like, look at Glad's playing that song. Like romantic for you guys. You hear it in the back? It's for you and Paige. Gotti, she's not here. Oh, he loves Paige. He loves Paige. I heart Paige. I love Paige. We all love Paige.
Who doesn't love Paige? And guess what? When people call you Paige Rain, it's a compliment. But but you're you're like the Vix on Paige. How you Why are you guys throwing me with Paige? I'm Raina. We want you to get Paige. Paige is great, but she has a man.
So does Rain. Marine is has JT like just really respect the relationships, right? All right. All right. She had a man. I didn't know. That's what I heard. Paige coming down my rooftop going to my
fingertips. Is Paige whispers in my doorway. All I ever know about is Paige. Slow down with me, psyche. Let's go and cuddle. You feel love, guys. Guys, we're feeling
love tonight, guys. We're having fun. Yeah. Broke all these hearts right now. It's too bad. Hey, listen. You're not going to measure up. Give it up. Uh, who's watching Bay? Someone's watching Baywatch. I'll never stand in your way. What's the song? It's
a Baywatch song. Baywatch. I don't think I've ever watched a 30 years ago. I don't think I was 30. It was 30 years ago, but it's I never stand in your way, guys. What's the song? You know the Baywatch song. I don't know. I never watched Baywatch. I know that
one. What is his name? David Hassoff. David Hassoff. Yeah, that that guy. That guy was like crying. Still alive. Yeah, he is. David Hassel, Pamela Anderson. Guys, there's not there's none better show. They they they go in the ocean, they get eaten by a shark, and everyone goes to rescue. Guys, it's a great show. It's a
great show. Sounds good. Do you guys know that it's almost Gotti's birthday? We're doing it. Are we doing it? Yeah. You said 2:00 a.m. Okay, I'm sticking by. I thought we were going to do it earlier, but this is good. I'm going to cry. Yeah, his birthday. It's God's birthday. Well, it's it's not even guys,
you guys. It's New Year's. It's Jesus. It's like sure all the festivities. Everybody, you want to do it? We'll do it at one. Fine, we'll do it at one. I mean, unless you guys are doing something. No, I want to do it now. You want to do it now? All
right, let's do it. Let's do it now. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Uh, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to God. God,
I'm feeling happy birthday to you, you Oh, thank you guys. Thank you. And a holy cross, infinity, and love above. That's awesome. Oh, big hug. Thank you so much. Thank you. Can I do the more on channel? Not many more. You I'm so blessed.
Thank you. Thank you. You did great. Can I get a little cake? This whole year was all about you, God. Do you have any like dessert there? Show me some dessert. Ruba dubdub. Thanks for the enjoy. Ruba dubdub.
I'll take some cake. Yeah, Linda's right. Linda's right. Show some pinko. Pinching
gringo. You want to see Pete? Mr. Gotti, you want to see Pete? No. Wow. Is that a birthday cake? Wow. Maybe ruin the birthday. Did you want to put That's the worst gift ever.
He came back just to show his foot and left. traumatized now. What the Oh, I'm sorry. Of all the things. Of all the things. Perfect timing. When you just like hit like the perfect time.
Come back, dude. Come back. What the That was rude. Apologize. Come back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I show I show here. I'll show it again. No, don't do it. No, don't. What the dude? No. You love it. You love it. Why would you do that? Your birthday. It's your birthday card reading. I'm not I'm not into dude's
feet, man. Oh, wait. I guess one second. That's the worst thing. JT, tell JT, thank god you came to me. JT, tell him, dude. Hey, Rain. We got your boo boo. I was scared who was going to join next. It's just J. Gotti.
Wow, man. Are we still doing the birthday thing? Yeah, it's a birthday event for guys. We're going to do it early and we're going to we're going to wait. He wants it at 1. I mean, it's up to you guys. If you're tired, I don't want to keep you guys up. No, no. I thought he wanted to do it, too. We'll be up all night. No, no, no. The thing is, uh, yeah, I thought I was going to be available. Oh, Oh, he's really he's really it up. My My whole days.
He didn't even wash the He didn't wash foot swirl at the end. He didn't even watch dirty on the bottom. I don't know. Yeah, that's unforgivable. We sang happy birthday police and then he just did. You're not going to sleep tonight. Psych.
You know, he'd rather see bea's foot. I seen it already. She showed it earlier. My foot. If he does a birthday for your birthday, you get a dirty man's foot. That's great, isn't it? How lucky am I? Lucky. Thankfully, it's not next week.
It's your show. You can't do this. You cannot like neglect the birthday party with God. Is bad karma. Bad energy. He's going to get shot. He totally gave me bad energy. Yeah, he disrespected God by putting his foot in your face. Where's Paige? Paige, come on up here and show me your foot. Come up here, baby. You want Paige's foot?
That's right. Even worse, it was dirty. That's the only thing that'll fix. People don't think that pages rain, by the way. She has a black foot. Her foot's black. Yeah, she said she's a blackfoot. So, how old are you now, Mr. God? I'll be 39.
God, did I just say, "Oh, God." Everybody does. So, we're going to have a stream at JT's for his birthday if you guys want to come. It's going to be on the other channel cuz the the main Oh, yeah. It's going to be on JT Gaming. Oh, the gaming
one. Okay. Yeah, it has to cuz the I got a strike for that chinchilla I'm still waiting to get that taken off. I got it on the I was able to get away with it. Yeah, I got to go to JTF00002 to find your gaming channel.
Uh, his gaming channel is JT00001. Yeah, just switch out the two with the one. Yep. No. Yeah, that D and Chilla thing, man. They got me twice for that. I got I got to take it off the first time, but they're taking a while for the second one. So, it's so horrible. It's
so up, but it's not real. Oh, it's it's definitely real. No, I mean I mean it's a real picture, but it's it's it's not him. Penny panty hoes with a like a Everybody show feed. Psyche wants everybody to show feed. It's not your birthday, It's ad he admitted it was him.
I'll show feed if you play some music. If you play music, I'll show I think his is taped down and he's wearing that thing over it. I don't know what's going on there, but that's him wearing panties. It's definitely him. It's definitely Alex, what are you what are you going to do to me if I you pull me over? I'm I've been speeding on the on the freeway.
What are you going to do to me? I don't like you. Say, sir registration. That's how he says speed. Leave my panel. Say step out of the car and I'm going to throw you in the bushes. In the bushes. I'm going to the out of you. Okay. I'm about to roast you right now. So, I can't Oh my god. In the
in the I think he wants that. No. No. Wait for this ring. Wait for the baking and just No, this is for Alex's like RP in the trees but on the side of the highway. I'm going to just give it to you and then that's it, my man.
I'm going to get in my cop car and just go on my way. Nobody wants Danny Deto. I can just handcuff you to get to jail or I can you on the side of the highway. It's up to you. Yeah, this is how I want to spend my birthday. Hey guys, everyone. Alice be controversial. Alice is he's a sweet guy. He's a sweet. I'm very sweetheart. No, I'm a lollipop.
You going to lick me like a lollipop? How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop? Alex, can I try Can I lick your Tootsie Pop, Alex? Oh yeah, baby. This is rape. This is rape. It's like, okay, I I got I love this guy. This This guy he's my little He's my He's my cubby, buddy. He's my He's
my police uniform. He handcuffs me to the bed and he fs. You know what to do.
You know what to do, man. Obtain. Truly obscene. That's how he gets his attention, you guys. When he doesn't get any attention, he has to resort to um stupid
Alexander and rape. R A P E resortations cuz he's so insecure and he can't be up here. Well, it's God's birthday. He can't wish him happy birthday. He got so jealous that God got a little bit of sex like magnet
to him. He had to show his feet. He's an insecure who abandoned his panel to only put a link about Alexander NYC. Your ass made hoe. Alexander. Yeah, Alexander knows that. Manor knows that. Tricks know
that. All your know that. You're the biggest You guys ready? You're dismissed. Scratch BKG off of your chest, ho. Ready for what? Let's get this party started. Ready for this pathetic ass trying to prove that Lenor is like a gangster when he's a We know she's a gangster.
Drew your face now. Why is there no signal? playing that Alexander ass Play again. Play it again. We We got three more minutes. Okay. I have three minutes before Psyche dares to play the Alexandra again. It's
going to be at JT- Z00. Alex, what are you what are you going to do to me? You pull me over. I'm I've been speeding on the on the freeway. What are you going to do to me? Why is he playing this? Cuz he doesn't He want He doesn't want me on his tunnel. I'm going to say step out of the Don't beg me. Don't say I love you,
Beeta. How about you laser off that BKG tattoo, Okay. Oh my god. You're going to be in the bushes like a feral cat. Yeah. You want to get raped? You want to get raped by Alex? Get in my car and just go on my way. That Alex guy sucks. Anyways, you guys
hear Monica crying? What the was that? I'm going to go on JT. I'm not watching this ass And Psyche, remember that Don't come crying how you do it to Emma and Elisa. Remember you said I love you more than Alisa Jordana.
Oh, Alisa Jordana. I have the messages. He tattooed BKG on his chest. play with me again. Wait, so why was the fat slob crying though? There's something weird about uh she couldn't reach the top shelf in the kitchen. He's begging for Alexander. He's like, "Oh my god, I need Alexander's dick cuz I'm not getting
attention cuz we got rain up here. She's a beautiful woman. God, he's the black woman. You talking about the black woman? The porn star?" No, Alexander NY. He's not. No, he's like a Oh, the gay dude. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking. Yeah. He's some gay guy that wants to throw him in the bushes and rape him. But um No, but don't say
things like that. He wants to rape him in the bushes. Like, kick me, Kick me, Kick me, I told you I'm not going to join your panel anymore. What? What? You That's what you're scruffing about. That's what he says. What? Monster throw you in the bushes and rape you.
Stop it. Stop it. Psych. You see what happened, dude? You showed your foot. That's bad mojo. I I know. I know. Be Come back. Come back here. Just tell tell the truth. I spit on you. You choose me or Alexander now.
Wow. Figure it out. You escaped. Oh. Every day when you take a shower and you say BKG on your chest, remember you want to get raped by Alexander NY.
Okay, that's good to hear. He doesn't want love. He doesn't care about loyalty, his statue, his cat. He only cares about some fish tacos. A little bit of like trolling.
And this is the other side, guys. This is how it breaks down pretty much over here. This is not the best way to celebrate it.
It's okay. We got like so many good like um like videos like cartoons with Psyche that are way better. Way better. But he keeps like playing the same And guess
what, Zika? You put me on solo, you're going to be my holo, Don't be crying tomorrow. Help me. Help me. Bea, I love you. VA, you're my everything. Bea, you're my number
one. VA, I love you more than Alisa Jordana. Veta, can you go and summon that person? VA, please come back. VA, beta, beta, are you going to do that? Psyche are you come up here?
Bea, you're a Persian queen. You're like our princess. like our Spanish mama sitta like goddess and he is a that hides in the bushes for like he's waiting for the bushes for Alexander NYPD to come and
right stop putting us oh So, should we get the party started? Yeah. Yeah. Whenever you guys are ready. Yeah. Where are we going? Where are we going? Uh JT's Gaming Channel.
The three one or the two one. I I put it in the backstage. The one one? Yeah, the one. The three one. Okay, the one one. It's the number one one. I'm going to go number one. You guys, let's go to J at 00001. You guys subscribe. Meanwhile, we got a hiding in the bushes trying to orchestrate.
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