Wacky Wednesday Premieres, Open Panel, Madness and Sadness
The Cult of Psyche premieres 'Wacky Wednesday' with an open panel discussion, tarot readings, and chaotic banter. The episode features physical comedy, irreverent humor, and occult theatricality.
Smooth my voice. From the shadows of the subconscious to the chaos of the cosmic scrolls. This is psyche awakens. Crowd whoosh. Sparkly chimes. Thunder crack. You smooth mystical. >> Yo, welcome to the madness. Buckle in
tight. Terror on deck. Third eye in flight. Truth skip. Eos unfold. We stir the soul with a turf. Cold. Panels be popping. Trolls be dropping. Spirits in the chat and the vibes ain't stopping. Lenor's on guard. Tricks bringing love. Lola Rudy marbles fan from above. Slightly awake. Step in the flame. We
call your truth. We say your name. It's wild. It's real. It's so deep play. Now grab your tea and slay the day. Slightly awake. Don't look away. Your shadows talk and it came to stay. We laugh, we cry, we speak, we scream. Live from the madness. This ain't no dream.
This ain't no dream. This show may awaken parts of you you tried to forget.
Good luck with that.
This show may awaken parts of you where you tried to forget. Good luck with that. >> Say that word anymore. >> I think he got porn bomb twice in a row. Two, right? Didn't you get porn bomb last night?
>> You know why, buddy? Because you're getting Oh, you're getting famous. >> My voice channel growing by the minute. 161 162 16 >> I get jealous. >> Forget it. It might be Steph for the rest of your
life. And I can't do that to you. So >> I do hear the music. Um >> Yeah. What can Who does have the glory hole? Cuz I I don't have one. Janet, do you know where the glory hole is? >> I have one. I have one. You have one, too. We all have a glory hole. We have a glory >> hole. Glory. Hallelujah. >> Glory hole, you know. And he want
>> in high school. That was They used to call me old Alexander Glory McQueen back in high school. >> Muscle man. I love that guy. I love I love Joker. >> Where's the muscles? I saw them. I saw muscles. >> I didn't see anything.
>> He's flexing for me. Flexing for me. >> Huh? >> Yes, Joker. Thank you, Joker. Joker. >> Yeah. >> I got bigger biceps. Get them out of here. Get him out of here. >> Joker's hot as hell. >> Joker. Joker. Joker. Do you remember when you and the Indian guy? You and the Indian guy were like lifting weights in
the backyard and I was like, "Can you guys flex?" And you flex for me. And like nobody flexes for me. >> I was really strong. I was really strong. >> Usually over the summer, over the winter I usually get fat and then over the summer I get really strong. That's usually how it works. >> I enjoyed that. I just want to thank you guys for flexing because you guys knew I
was lying to and you were you guys were like flexing for you guys want me to do >> stop putting me on the big screen. >> You want me to do a push? >> You're the star of the show. Come on. You're the star of my show. >> drunk off her ass.
>> Get me off the thingy. >> Joker left. Okay. >> Look at his butt. Look at his butt. Look at his butt. >> That is toxic. >> Oh boy.
>> One. Okay. So, go. But tell who it is and then their number. >> Right. Um I can't see. Can I put it down again? >> Yeah, I'll put it on again. Hold on. I'm sorry. >> What the you think? Uh, you seeing VA completely naked? Okay, whatever.
Show it. >> Beta number is a three. She's number three. >> Is a three. Psyche, you're number six. >> I'm a six. Okay, I'm number six. >> Um, uh, uh, Joker. Joker, you're also the number six.
>> I'm seven. I'm seven. >> Joker, we're like twin sixes. We're Joker and I are both sixes. Okay, >> number one guy holding like a gun. Like officer guy holding a gun because I'm tripping. There's There's a There's a one. I'm I'm number one.
>> Jamie, >> you're one with You're also number one. >> No, I'm seven. Then for Empress Janet, you are number one as well. There was one other person. You But you pulled seven. So was everybody in the panel. >> Seven. Seven. I'm seven. I said I'm seven. >> He said you're one. Let me see. >> Seven. >> I don't care what he said. I said I'm
seven. >> No, you're you're 10. You're 10.
Janet. Janet cam up. Janet, can you cam up? >> Janet, we need some twerking. We need like a twerking or I don't want to twerk. Jamie Rose, do you feel like twerking? Mer, can you twerk? Where' Joker go? Joker. Joker, can you twerk? Can someone twerk, please? No, I don't know how to twerk. Uh Janet knows how to twerk.
>> Joker's going to do it. Joker. Joker's Joker's a man. He knows how he's going to do it. Yeah, Joker. Go ahead. Oh my god. He's taking out his pants. Okay. Oh my god. Yes. Oh Thank you, Joker. Oh my god. He took
down his guys. That is a real man right there. That That is a real man. Okay. Who's coming on the panel? >> Where is
Every year when the veil grows thick, the panels hum and the chaos spins. Lenor hisses, the mics all crack. The spirits log in. There's no turning back. Oh, guests crawl out of the digital grave. Cloud chasing ghost with drama to save and I father sight the cat daddy of doom light a candle in the live stream
too. In the chat they chant my name typing hail while they play their games. Super chats flicker like curses coins. Every donor feeds the noise. When the psychiverse turns black, all the trolls come crawling back. The odds
go mad. The screams all scream. Halloween rewrites the dream. Every laugh, a haunted spell, every stream, a trip through hell. But we love it. Don't we, kids? Raise your glass. Here comes the glitch.
The ghost of panels past appear, whispering gossip in my ear. They fight, they flirt, they rage, they cry. His content golden reasons why. Beat his panther guards the gate. Alexandra laughs. We sealed our fate. Someone's mic peaks. The lights all fade. We dance
with demons. We ourselves made. Algorithms taste the fear. They feed the clips for all to hear. The chat explodes, the cats on screen. Welcome to the haunted stream. When the psychiverse turns black, old lovers and liars crawl back. The super
chats burn like Jacko'Lantern eyes as the wishing hour digitizes lies. Every yellow curse disguised every like another soul baptized. It's beautiful, terrible, perfectly wrong. Our spooky empire sings along. From the code to the coven,
from the memes to the myth, we built a temple of madness and we're proud of it. The moonlight cracks through the bandwidth storm. Every troll born in their truest form.
Father Psych, are we safe tonight? safe never but damn where live.
When the side giver turns black, lover's holy love attacks. We dance through chaos, crowned in flame. No one leaves this dream the same. Every Halloween we fall, we rise with devilish grins and spectral eyes. The psychiverse awakens
and so do we.
In the glitch, in the dark forever, chaotically free.
I only sp. You say I crash out when I'm too. And I thought what we had was sac. But maybe it was just me coded truth. And now that I've ghosted, I finally know I glitch something real.
Cuz I miss you. Yeah, Peter. I miss you.
You say I only hear what I want to. Scroll past pain like it's background noise. You say you're done, but your art still watches lurking in the replay void. I don't understand if you ever cared. I
only catch static. I only catch static. bad vibes and panic. So I turned my mic on, turned the gain up loud in some stream. A girl was singing my crowd. Lovers and loved ones gone midstream. One still crying to a
vape cloud dream. Some of us hover where the drama was born. Haunted since the day we logged on. This isn't shade, it's confession. I thought I was immune to connection. Yeah. You called me clever. I called it
survival. Now we're both influencers of denial. You said I was naive and I said I was fine, but I'm just rerunning. You're laughing my mind. Yeah.
I miss you. I miss you.
You said you call me cuz you want me. But one day you let me scroll. You try to free a keeper, but you kept me cuz you know you're scared to lose what still glows in the static. And you say stay.
And I say I only hear what I want to.
Gam, Jamie, Jimmy, Jam, go really yourself with a big dildo. You're going to talk through my videos. You're going to say all this right? You're going to with me the whole night. Okay, >> Jamie. Everyone was enjoying the video. You have to say, "Oh, this is just ruin." But I still love I still love you. I still love you. I I get it. I get it. I get it. >> Hang on. Hang on. >> I get it, Jamie.
>> All I'm saying is not the best. But then you know who who >> the worst? Was it the worst? Is everything the best? Is always the best. It was just like a >> Okay, I'm not No one to judge pop music. >> Yeah, it was a tiger. It It was about you, Jamie. You don't get it.
Put everybody on regular layout. Why? Why do we have to see this guy doing? I want to see his button titties, right? >> Jamie, show your titties. >> Let me get the Let me get >> Look at how biased psyche is on this channel. It's all about the men. >> Look at Look at it. Look at it. Look at
Look at >> I don't want to see Joker. Look at his butt. He's a >> I'm not interested. I'm drawing right now. Look, >> I'm looking at his form. Not looking at his butt. I'm looking at his form. His >> I'm gonna barf right now. >> That was hot. That was hot. >> His form is >> Guys, I'm about to oil up. I'm going to oil up. Okay. You want to see me oil up?
>> I'll oil up, too. Let's all Let's all >> go. Oil up right now. >> But he's doing it on the solo, so I can't see Jamie oil up. Janet oil up. I want to see Janet and Jamie oil. >> I'm just getting the party started. This is like the how the party starts, right? >> Really doing it. Okay, >> I'm going to stop before it starts.
>> I got bigger biceps. Get them out of here. Get them out of here. >> Joker's hot as hell. Joker, do you remember when you and the Indian guy, you and the Indian guy were like lifting weights in the backyard and I was like, "Can you guys flex?" And you flex for me and like nobody flexes for me. >> I was really strong. I was really strong. >> Usually over the summer, over the winter I usually get fat and then over the
summer I get really strong. That's usually how it works. >> I enjoyed that. I just want to thank you guys for flexing because you guys knew I was lying to and you were you guys were like flexing for you guys want me to do >> stop putting me on the big screen. >> You want me to do a push?
>> You're the star of the show. Come on. You're the star of my drunk off her ass. >> Get me off the thingy. >> Joker left. >> Look at his butt. Look at his butt. Look at his butt.
>> That is >> Oh boy. 15 pounds. What a >> He's about to lift weights. I'm about to lift the bice. Oh yeah, guys. >> Get the Diddy party started, guys. The Diddy Party's getting started. If I can do one
>> dress in a in a hijab like in a full full like you know burka and then I'm like naked covered in in mango oil glory hole. There go my glory hole right there. >> Okay. That's that's really turn nobody on right now. Turn it off but don't put it put on a regular layout. Okay. >> Okay. I need to put my shirt back. I'm
embarrassed. I'm putting myself on myself. I put my clothes back with cool earthworm. That was funny. >> Oh Oh She got the >> Sorry.
Don't put me on full screen. Hold on. Let me lotion it on. >> Oh >> Show it again. Psych. Show it again. >> We got everybody in their box. >> Wait, show VA. What's Bea doing? Where's Bea? >> I'm lotioning my lotion. We want the lotion on the skin. Let's see what's
>> No, you're not putting me on solo. >> Please. Please. >> That's up. I don't want to ever come on Sykes panel again. >> Where's Jamie at? Jamie, it's time to oil up. game.
His armpits. His really hairy armpits. I love the hairy armpits. >> You don't like the biceps and the triceps and the trepidorisps. >> I'm all about the hairy armpits, right?
I don't like this. >> Yes, I love it. You don't like carry on >> pits. I seal. Oh, >> Jamie, you're not you're not in the pits. Jamie, you come on. >> Not really. No. >> Jamie, I'm not really a lot of time. A lot of times men have a lot more smelly
armpits than women, by the way. Yeah, we wear something called secret just once every two weeks. >> What? >> Yeah. If you wear a secret deodorant, honestly, it's like a deodorant >> for a man every two. >> Yeah. If you wear it once
Hello, >> young man. Do you hear me, young man? >> Yeah. How are you? >> What's going on, kiddo? You doing good? Look at you. >> You, buddy? >> I'm okay. I've been sleeping all day. And >> sleep again. >> Yeah. >> Try to have some coffees and stay up. You stream a little bit.
>> Have you been a good boy? Have you been a good boy? >> Never. Never. or never. Well, yeah, probably. I've been pretty good. Hey, Jay Dog. Hey, everybody in chat. How's How's your day going? >> I'm doing all right. I'm sitting here. I'm about to go into a a store in a minute. I'm sitting here at this
restaurant. It's crazy. Uh these uh I haven't worked I haven't worked here in many years, but these these uh tables on this patio like I literally put these together like 15 years ago >> and now I'm just sitting here as you know just just slamming my beers.
Slamming my beers. >> But uh you doing all right? Yeah, it's just been a little bit little bit hectic, but um I'm I'm hanging in there. >> I'm worried about you, Psych. >> Don't worry about me. >> Tell me tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on. I want to hear about
it. >> Well, um not much. I'm like like Alexandra and I are like you know we're doing like a 30-day like a little break and then um uh just on like talking and then um VA is like you know like just like still kind of probably mad at me and like will never
warm up to me again just like then I watch these old >> Alex the chick. >> Alex the chick. Yeah. >> I thought you were like superstars. I thought you were Bonnie and Clyde. >> I think we're good. I think we're good. Um, it's just like there's stuff going on right now that we need to like take a little space and like let stuff like work some stuff work out on its own or
something or like, you know, I don't know. I think it's like something there's a reason for it. I'm sure that'll like >> Fair enough. >> But um, >> yeah, >> cats are good. Where am I sitting? They brought there's a big there's a big rat inside my house this morning. And there's a big rat they brought in and they got to take out. It was kind of >> They brought a rat into your house. gross.
>> Yeah. Big rat laying on that. >> Oh, that's that's real cute. That's adorable. >> Lally it was dead. Yeah. But they brought me a little a little treat and uh I had to pick it out. >> Sweet. That's cute, man. That's cute. You gotta love that. >> Yeah, it wasn't so cute. But yeah, they
started good with the pest population as well. Yeah. >> What's the What's the weirdest thing one of your cats have uh brought into your apartment besides like a rat or >> Yeah. One time I went to the bathroom something? and then I glanced over there was a headless squirrel on the ground. Like it had no head. >> It was a big ass squirrel. It had no no
head though. It was pretty gross. >> Um I think that's probably the weirdest thing they brought in. But they bring in like little like um stuff from the from the palm trees like the palm nuts and stuff like that. They'll bring in those and they'll This is like a little >> bats are pretty gross, aren't they? Bats. Like bats. >> I like bats. >> Pretty gross.
>> My last name has the like the word bats in it. And uh I think bats can be kind of cute. Hey, what's up? Have you ever seen like a cute little bat? Like I want to show you this cute bat real quick. Look at the screen. Hold on. >> No. No. Well, go ahead. >> Okay. It's eating a banana. >> It's not. No, it's cute. You'll like it. I swear.
>> No. I I woke up. I woke up. This was many years ago. I was in a studio apartment by the uh by the airport here in Grand Rapids, Michigan. And I was working third shift at the time. And I woke up and there was a bat flying all over my apartment. And I
called the I called the uh management. I'm like, "Hey, I don't know what to do. There's a there's a bat here." And and a guy I'll never forget it. There was a guy uh my age in his early 20s with a broom. He was like, "Go ahead and go ahead and grab a broom, fella. This is
my first rodeo, too." >> He said, "This is my first rodeo, too." So, you grab a broom and join join right in because we're going to take care of this. >> Look at this bat. Look at this bat. And then remember like eating with a broom. Look at this bat. >> I can't, man. >> Look at it. We need a banana. That's what started the pandemic. >> Look,
>> that's what started the pandemic. I absolutely can't with that. >> Look at it. >> How cute. That is like a little black cat. >> I can't I can't I can't >> Is it >> They are disease ridden. And >> that's what started the pandemic. China around with bats, bro. >> I don't know about that. I don't know
about that. He was >> I I think it might have been I think it might have been. I don't I'm not saying I have the proof, but uh Yeah. Yeah. Bats shouldn't be around with. They They uh they carry so many diseases, which they're immune to. They are immune to, but we're not. >> Well, maybe we could like take on their immune systems or something. Do you like
my my hair? >> Hi, Pam. >> Hi, Pam. Pam, >> how how are how are you, Pam? >> I'm good. Hold on. My phone. My phone. Here it is. >> How's your day going, Pam? >> I'm good. >> Yeah. >> You being a good Are you being a good girl Pam? >> Yes.
>> I wish I had like a really pretty feminine voice, but I don't. I just have like a really deep voice. >> Are you gonna get on the uh internets and hook up with some guys and suck some Yeah, do it. Let's do it. >> You gotta do it, Pam. You gotta do it. >> Actually, this is like I'm like what's that elf? The elf guy in like Lord of
the Rings. I sound kind of like more like him a little bit, but Pam is fine. >> Fredo or Frodo, whatever the >> No, not Frodo. Uh oh. And Bonita Clumsy likes it. Clumsy. the >> the one guy who was up here the other night, Apollo I think his name was. He gave you a good name. I can't remember
it for the life of me, but he >> I know Paulo is like, you know, secretly like I think Paulo like secretly is into the into into the, you know, transgender. Don't let him know he's Yeah, >> I kind of uh the vibe I got from him and he was a nice gentleman. not talking bad
about him, but uh here in Grand Rapids, we have a lot of uh African immigrants like like literally like Africans, right, from Africa >> and and they they are so smart. >> They they know all these languages. They
are so personable like like they like just just good people. Just good people. And uh that's kind of that's kind of the uh that's kind of the the vibe I got from uh Apollo. Just uh >> You ever hook up with any of these uh immigrants?
>> No. bro. They're they're not gay. >> They're not. Some of them probably are. >> I tell you, I would tell you they are open-minded and they are very personable. But I mean, we're we're talking first generation from Africa. They they're they're not gay. Like, you know, they're they're very good people, kind people.
>> But when you are fresh off the boat from >> No. Nigeria or wherever you're from, Yeah. you're not hooking up with guys like it's just not in the cards. >> Well, 90 Beyonce, there's a guy named Usman. If you ever saw, he's from N he's from like Nigeria, I think. Nigeria or
like you know some African country and uh and he sleeps in a bed with a guy like all his friends like are all sleeping and then it's like and then he said he's bisexual and like guys well there are gay guys in Africa for sure just like maybe they're hiding when they come here but Smash says you sound like you have an audience you have an audience Trevor
>> what's that >> you have an audience smashes you sound like you have an audience >> do I have an audience no Yeah, >> you should. >> I know. I don't have an audience. >> Well, start your channel and I'll help you out if you want. >> I I've I've done this. >> I used to have a channel. I had a
channel with uh a few thousand subscribers. I was part of a uh a drama community, which which I mean meant absolutely nothing and uh wasn't worth anything. But uh but I I've done it before. I've done it before. But hey, I'm I'm I'm riding your coattails.
>> It's like I'm riding your coattails, >> Okay. friend. >> Come ride them. >> I'm having fun doing that. >> Okay. You're always pink walls. Or is that just the lighting? >> It's the lighting right now cuz my I have I have like these uh my curtains are red and so they when the sun comes in it's pink. But yeah. >> Is it nice? Nice. >> Very nice.
>> We're gonna have a nice day. So, um, yeah, I hope you have a wonderful day and thanks always for calling in and you know, you're a good friend of the show. I like to have a at least one gay friend. So, >> you betcha. You betcha. Hey, >> I'm the most loyal friend, baby boy.
>> Hey, I thought, you know what? It's kind >> You are very loyal. of a shame. I thought uh it was me, you, I think I think his name was Jay Dog and uh Apollo and it it was such a courteous nice chat and then uh this other guy got on there which is fine which is fine.
That that's all part of it. You get people who come on to certain pot and that's fine. There's that it is what it is but uh before going to ruin it. Hey Trevor, what do you think of this guy? What do you think of this guy? >> Uh, I mean, I'm not familiar with him. Who's
>> That's all he does. He just dances on Instagram and it's like it's sagging. >> Oh, yeah. I I don't know who that is. I don't know. >> Okay. >> But hey, buddy, I need you. I gotta go. You have a nice day, Trevor. Love you. >> Yes, sir. All right. Thank you. >> See you soon.
Um, I'm just going to go to bed. Going back to sleep. I'm depressed.
No, I'm not dead. Just allergic to dawn. I sleep through the sermons of sunlight withdrawn. My veins come static. My bones on it. And the nice black mirror calls my name.
Every touch stands the mist in the dark. Just heat and see a fading spark. Whis my ukarist in a glass. Lock up your
innocence. Father psyches me. I'm your rage. I can feel it in my code. Hollowed out hard where the algorithm
froze. S won't save me. Angels lost control. Home is a soul and mind. No, I'm not a corpse. Just chemically numb.
Half a life goes on a drum home. We're spinning sideways vision gray. God's static whisper fade away. I'm sick with creation. Addicted to fire.
A prophet of gra and funeral.
Hi, my name psychic. Psychic. Daddy raised me on sabath and psychic circuitry. Under range, I can feel it in my cold.
Hold out where the alm froze. Save won't save me. Angels lost control. If the
soul in my m
and the sermon becomes true. Bless the broken, the cursed, the divine. We're all going down in synchronized time. You're coming with me. You always were into the black where the data burns.
I'm deranged. Yeah, I feel it in my bones. God's rolling past on a cracked iPhone. If heaven and wii, I'd still be alone. Oh. Oh. All gone.
I only spark when I want to. You say I crash out when I'm too. And I thought what we had was s. But maybe it was just me coded truth. Now that I've ghosted,
I finally know I glitch something real. Cuz I miss you. Yeah, Peter, I miss you.
You say I only hear what I want to. Scroll past pain like it's background noise. You say you're done, but your art still watches lurking in the replay void. I don't understand if you ever cared. I only catch static. I only catch static. Bad vibes and panic.
So I turned my mic on, turned the gain up loud in some stream. A girl was singing my crowd. Lovers and loved ones gone midstream. One still crying to a vape cloud dream. Some of us hover where the drama was born. Haunted since the
day we logged on. This isn't shade, it's confession. I thought I was immune to connection. Yeah. You called me clever. I called it survival. Now we're both influencers of denial. You said I was naive and I said
I was fine, but I'm just rerunning your life in my mind. Yeah.
I miss you. I miss you.
You said you call me cuz you want me. But one day you let me scroll. You try to free a keeper, but you kept me cuz you know you're scared to lose what still glows in the static. You say stay.