Psyche's late-night drunk panel episode features tarot readings, casual conversations, and entertaining moments with guests, including Isaiah and God, with discussions on various topics such as music, movies, and personal experiences.
asleep. Everyone think Isaiah though. Isaiah, thank you for entertaining the the chat. Sorry. It's like I can't really have music on my show, but I appreciate your effort and I didn't get in trouble. So, you're fine. You're all good. You're all good. I'm not mad. It's my fault. My
fault. Take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have life.
There you go. Thank you. I liked it. It was good. He was rapping. He was rapping. It was good. You have to rap. You have to just do the headphones with the music and then just rap. It was very good. Oh, look. I see shadow. You see shadow. Oh, I see. Look at it back there. It's a shadow. You see your
shadow in the in the wall? I see you. You're seeing the big shadow. He loves his shadow. Look. What's the shadow? Are you guys okay? I I was dreaming like Oh my god. I have dreams. I have still have like four
beers left. I think three or four. I think three. I drink too much. Let me put these away. Four, five, six, seven, eight. Hello, guys. Guys, were we having fun? I'm sorry. I don't I the fun. It sounds like you guys are having fun. I like when you guys have fun,
but I need to be there. See, Shar the Tiger picka, where'd you go? Isaiah, no. I'm going back. There he is.
Look at you. Village people. I ran stream like a boss. You did. Thank you. We had a lot of fun. I'm sorry. The the music is probably all copyrighted, but uh why are you dressed like why why are you dressed like a village person? Silly hat time. You know, it's silly hat. Oh my gosh, guys. Kept the entertainment going. I leave
for 10 minutes. I say is say is half nude. 10 minutes. Three hours. Who's counting? You know, it's okay. It's okay. He's wearing He's wearing the construction worker of the village people outfit. It's okay. I mean, hat. Just a hat. Yeah, it's okay. Just a hat. Well, just a No, the construction work doesn't wear much out.
All you wear he wears maybe like a vest maybe, but a little bit more than you're wearing. Fair enough. It's all good. It's all good. No, we had fun. We had fun. Thank you. Good. Good. Good. Yeah. Oh man, there's a good playlist going too. I know. I know. I know. You know, it's I have to I have to be I have to not be here when the the music is
playing or else I'll I'll freak out and I'll I'll end the stream real quick. But no, no, you're fine. I didn't I didn't get in trouble. I didn't get in trouble. I'm actually my account's in good standing. Oh, good. I'm Yeah, I'm allowed to play. I was worried. But after the first few songs, I'm like, "Ah, I know. I know. when I when I'm when I hear the first the first he's played the whole he's played
he's played albums of music he's played complete play the whole village people compilation luckily it's not oh man they tried they tried I I refused they tried okay I was my stomach's killing me today
who are the 11 people in here let's go I the other 10. I know. Come on, guys. Oh, here's here's God's here. God likes you. Hold on. Yo, what's good? Was uh What's good? What's the party at? It's right here. Look, I say he's dressed like the village people. He's damp. Is that what he's going for? Yeah. No, not
necessarily, but uh you know, he's wearing a hard hat. That's what happens. He's wearing his construction outfit. He's looks like he's wearing a hat and he's uh jerking off or some I uh Oh, I said okay. You see? Yeah. He didn't mean I think he just was an accident. He left. No, he's not jerk. He's not jerking out his heart. He's
Hey, Psych. I don't want to bother you. I I know you're busy. You're not bothering. I know you're a busy guy. Can you Can you pull a card for me if you don't mind? Yeah. I I I just got a uh I got one of those premonitions. What's Give me a number between one and one and 10. A number between one and 10. Six. Okay. So, God, here's your card for God. Okay. One. Not the Alice in Wonderland one. No, don't do that one. Do Do a different one.
Different deck. Yeah. Didn't you get a new deck? Wonderland is for kids. Oh, come on. It really is for kids. It's not It's not for kids. No. Oh. Oh, God. I'm not like a toddler. You said you love that movie. I'll be I'll hate that movie. No, I hate that movie. You hate you hate it. Okay, I'll give you an adult. I'll give you an adult. Not just
a movie. I hate the whole story. I will take a reading after him with the adult. It's no Wizard of Oz. No, it is. It's no Wizard of Oz, but it's also It's also not a bad It's a very actually He was a mathematician in Oxford, I think. Okay. Okay. I don't know what it's about, honestly. He says he said six, right? Six. Yes, please. Okay.
I have I have a more adult deck for you. One. Thank you. Thank you. Three. of Hey, hey, Isaiah, put on a dress, will you? What the Absolutely not. It's hot as here. I had to take the shirt off. Oh, now it's the cowboy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. God. God. Okay. So, God, you got the queen of swords. Okay. The queen of swords.
I like that. Queen of swords. Look at that. She's got Isaiah's head in her hand. Look at that. That's great. My beard's better than that. So appropriate. She But she's she's also in the clouds. Okay. So the sword swords energy, you know, the swords are all about communication. But so the queen of swords has been a lot of times she's like a dwarf
divorce or she's like an ex and she that was a kind of like but I don't know who this is in your life or maybe you're maybe you're slaying these dragons. I I'll tell you the queen of swords though. It's like you know who that could be that could be beta. It could be yeah that sword before. I'm sensing beta for some reason. It just popped into my head.
It says the queen of swords has a strong sense of fairness and is willing to fight where she where she feels is right. That's true. Uh she's direct and level-headed. She doesn't tolerate nonsense. This tarot card comes to reminder to stop to stay confident even in the face of adversity and to stand up for herself when
necessary. You hear that That's you. Yeah, it's you. Where did I see her? Thanks, man. You're welcome. I like I'll take And that's funny that she was she was holding your head, Isaiah. That's funny, too. That funny Yeah. Oh, she ain't have enough beard there. Or that head ain't have enough beard on
it. Come on. You can't hate it. What' you say? I say Isaiah said number five. He said number five. I say or number five. Oh, he's turned into a cowboy. Okay, hold on one second. Number five. One go circuit. Two Johnny five. Three. Four.
Five. Okay. Your card is Okay. Okay. So, you got this nine of cups. Okay. Nine of cups. Nine is the hermit. It's like it's like spending a lot of time alone and finding happiness. I would say read from this. He's alone and he seems kind of happy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, nine of cups
says says the nine of teacups is a positive sign of successful outcome. Luck is in your side. Your wish has been granted. Things are finally going your way. Stay in the present sit present moment to fully enjoy the ease and confidence of this wonderful time. Ease and comfort of this wonderful time. So I think it's a a good sign for you Isaiah. Yeah, I can
appreciate that. That's good. You got to drink nine beers together. beers. Enough years. I had like five beer. I think I had like five. I I drink a hard kombucha. God. Hard kombucha. Yeah. Kombucha. That's uh that's that Korean
It's I think it's it's Russian organic drink. Oh, kombucha. You know, I don't know if it's you know, necessarily. It might be Korean. It might have some Asian, but it's just the healthy white people It's like fermented cabbage, probiotics and No, no, no. That's different. That's not Oh, that's kimchi. I'm thinking of kimchi. You're think that's
fermented cabbage. guys. Look, Mr. Big Pipes is here and Ziggy's here. Hold on one second. Big Pipes is here. Wow. I know Ziggy. Ziggy, are you there? Ziggy. Ziggy. Yeah. Oh my god. I haven't seen Ziggy. Hey, man. What's up, guys? Hey Z. Hey. What's going on, Mr. Big?
Oh, dude. Yeah, I haven't I haven't seen um I haven't seen you in a long time, dude. Big Pipes is back for the attack. Big Pipes. Oh, Big Pipes is going to play as harmonica again. Jesus. God, you now you missed my I did I did
the hanging earlier to the hang from the rafter. stretch my spine out. Big pipes. Real real real quick. Why don't you play the banjo real quick?
He's a oneman band. That guy. He's a He is really the name of the other guy that joined. Oh, JT's here. I like JT. Banjo. Banjo boy. So who like Psyche? I I haven't met you yet. How are you, man?
A Ziggy of it. I met you, Ziggy. How are you? Froggy was I'm good. I've met you. I recognize your You have the Gisha. You have the Gisha was Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Nice banjo. Yeah, man. I met you on I met you on another show.
I met you on another show. I think it me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. He's wearing a wig, sir. Here we go. Hey, guys. What are you drinking? I'll drink to that. I'll drink to that with you. Hold on. Hold on. It's a drunk panel tonight. Oh, dude. Definitely. Oh, wait, wait,
wait. Hold on, hold on, wait, hold on. If anybody If anybody If anybody is If anybody is not drunk, raise your hand. I'm not drunk yet. Yep. I just been drinking. I hear birds. Yeah, it's my little baby birds. I'm
sorry, dude. If you Hey, man. Guys, if you have a problem, turn me off. I love birds. Are those pet birds? Hey, lava. Yeah. No, I raise birds. Yeah. He raises birds. Oh my god. I'm on the east coast and the sun's not up yet. No birds are chirping. I was about to be like,
"Motherfucker, where are you at?" Yeah. You know why birds chirp at 2 in the morning? Why? Because Diggy's awake. No, because of the geo electronic storm that the government is pumping into the atmosphere. It's not letting animals sleep. Yeah, the ionosphere, dude. You
didn't hear that years ago. Now all of a sudden at night it bounces off like less cuz like if you're Dude, you sound like Chinchilla. That's weird. Interfering with the radio waves. Funny. up, man. The birds can't. You can bounce them off the Nobody can sleep. Look at Look at psych.
I mean, we're going back, dude. Why does this cause so much? Look at this big fat chick. Hey, hey, Gotti. Hey, Gotti. If you Hey, I'm telling you that like that sounded like Chinchilla, I swear. Oh, Chinchilla is going to die tonight.
Hey, look at Frank. Hey, Frank. Motherfucker's going to die tonight. Oh, yeah. Everybody's Everybody's growing a stash. Everybody's growing what? No. No, no. I grew this beard. It's Friday. popular. Look, look at the wolf man down there. Friday. Yeah, it's Thursday. It's Thursday.
It's Thursday. Hey, uh Oh, hey. Uh uh God, I got a I got a new bike today. I got I got a bike. You got You better You better get my boy over here since you know me. You better give my boy over here. Gotti, you better give him a pass on certain things.
Hi. Yeah. Hi. What do you mean? Last time I shot her. It was like uh ebikes are like the train with my I I ate a train piece by piece. Be careful, dude. People be serious. I know. But only after I derailed it with my penis. Oh my god.
There we go. Oh Check it out. It was for charity. D. This is like a Paul Bunan story. So you're Jewish, right? You're like Ron Jeremy then stash and all. It makes sense now. There you go. Right. Right. Oh, and oh, there's another one I want to trap. So you guys like the Lisa Jordano, right? Hey, wait. There's
another one, man. Um, we we have a we have a good Say nothing negative, Psyche. Ah, Yeah, I got blinkers. Hey, Psyche, blinker with me, buddy. Where where's the I will. Is that out of What is Psyche doing? What What are you doing, Psyche? Plug in my throat. My throat. Come on now.
Check it out. I did 40 push-ups in a row today. I hit my goal. Jesus Christ. How many sit-ups did you do? You're done. Yeah, you you got to do the sit-ups, too, man. You can't Oh, yeah. I can ask them. Are they clogged? At least 20 a day. You got to do at least 20. I have a I think it's empty. Maybe. I don't know. I get a little I get tired. Those are like the
shitty ones. Yeah. Yeah. Right here. Hey. Hey. We Well, these aren't the Chinese pieces of but these little disposable, wasteful, terrible for the environment pieces of are so damn convenient. No, this one's glass. This
one's This one's like three times the price. It's four times the price of the plastic ones. No, I just looked at it. It's not that price. All right, time to change your hat. Put on the cop. We have to put aluminum hat on. Put
on the police. Put on the police hat. You have the police hat. Put the police hat. Listen it. It You will be more accurate if Oh, get the sailor hat. The sailor hat might be after that. No, aluminum hats. Aluminum sailor hats. Illuminati hat. Is it Illuminati? Let's get mega put tin foil over this head if
you want to to kind of I don't know. Okay, there you go. Hey, why are you wearing a bulletproof vest all the time? Pipes. Why not? Bloody dog and I can't see. Who's singing right now? Don't sing. Why are they trying to kill? Stop singing.
You like 50 Cent. 50 Cent used to wear one of those things all the time. Oh, he's like upside down. Is that what you mean? Yeah. Like,
you're a window washer. I was gonna join you and put my tag vest on, but I can't find it. Wait wait. Like from like your like like for your Yeah. Like hang on. Isaiah
reminding the time, He was doing the Chip and Dale's dance. I definitely sh my ass on a ladder before that. That definitely happened. Hey man, we're going to have another one of our boys up, man. JT and you know, he was here. He just left. He was here. Oh, he left. What did he leave for? He
He says too gay up in this He was too here to, you know, back him up. So, you know, he felt nothing. I couldn't Well, I didn't I couldn't put this damn be perfect right now. Ziggy, call up Q. Tell him to bring the baby oil. Take the baby oil. We'll have a
party. I only I only use trademark Diddy oil. Thank you. With that, you guys see the AI meme video going around where it's Diddy and Epstein in a relationship in jail. Oh, no. That's not that real on his island right now. No way. That was
actually real. That was real. I think so. I think I think I think I think it's Anthony Bourdain. I think Anthony Bourdain was like wait like Anthony Bourdain. It's ridiculous. Did you see that video though about Psyche and Epstein? Like Alex, it's this one. Oh, Alex.
Alex, what are you what are you going to do to me if I you pull me over? I'm I've been speeding on the on the freeway. What are you going to do to me? I'm going to say, sir, uh license registration. I'm gonna pretend it's bad. I'm gonna say, "Step out of the car." And I'm gonna throw you in the bushes. In the bushes. I'm gonna
the out of you in the bushes. Okay. My god. I'm in the in the trees on the side of the highway. I'm gonna just give it to you and then that's it, my man. I'm going to get in my cop car and just go on my way. Okay. That's hard. All right, Psyche. It's not a pull up because I'm not doing pull-ups. Oh, here we go. I don't want
to, but I'll go hang for you. I want to stretch my back. Who is that? Who was that? So that I know that was Alex. That was Alex. Weird. Guys, no hanging from the rope. What the What is going on here? Oh
my god. So much better. Oh, there you go. I don't know what we're doing here. or be a stretch. We're having a stretch. Okay, here what are we doing? Oh, excuse me. Got left. They got to leave. He's He's
here. He's right here. I touched my finger. When got leaves, I'm leaving. No, no, no. He's He's right here. Gotti, say hi. Byron. Too gay to a sexy channel, by the way. Yeah, it's not too, is it? I think he's too gay. Weirdo. You're weirdo. So gay right now. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Right here, dude. I say I say half naked hanging from the drafters. Here. Here. I'm right here, man.
Chris Marie skin as a couch. Crystal Maria, are you here? Come. Come join the chat. Oh no. I'm wearing you with a jacket. Is that big? I know that from 10 miles away.
Joe, what's up? That's you still being that with your woman back there. All I want to do is wear. I heard you. I heard you. I heard you. You're going to hear it again. I heard I heard I heard them carrot lips.
I heard them carrot lips. Where's Kim? It's not Halloween, but I want a Christmas. I think in the backyard building a bridge or something like building a bridge in the backyard. Building a bridge. She was dragging pallets. She was dragging pallets to the house. Say, I'm building a bridge.
years. Joe, guess what? Guess what? Joe, Alex. Alex. Alexandria is in here now. Which one is Alex? The the porn star. Alex, the There's the female Alex and the male Alex.
The porn star. The porn star. She's in here right now. The psycho. I've been hearing good things about her. If you need another contrib
No, he's talking about Alex. She's already black. She already looks like hot and wet. Alex. Alex. Is Alex here? Alex, say hi in the chat. Alex, who the are you? Oh, never mind. No, not the guy. Alex the the porn star Alex. He
said she was black. Yeah, she is black. Okay. She's black. Oh, hey. She's wet. Like she already looks wet like on her. Yeah. Why did you like I've seen a stack of dimes thicker than your neck, She's only black on the outside. Why?
Why have you seen his dick? Well, they pass them around, dude. They pass them around. Joe and I have history. Joe and I Joe and I for months. Like Joe Joe's seen my dick, man. He
knows I'm like I'm very unfortunately. I mean, it look like a female. Yeah, that's what we do. Like females have to choose, you know, and like the dudes have to sort it out and whatever. And what does that mean? It's like when I seen Ziggy I was like wow I didn't know guys like inverted back into
their nipples. He has big energy. So does that count as a micro penis or what do you call that at that point? When do this dick question what happens here? That's what happens here. Yeah. You have to I I got to tell
you. Wait, I got to tell you whenever Tiffany told me that she saw Joe's I was like, "Holy that's They don't call me Clifford the Big Red." There you go. Did she faint? Red Rocket, boy. Red Rocket.
Oh my god. You know what she does with those? Don't start sweating. Don't sweat. Don't suck. Big dog. You know what she does with those dick, right? What does she do? What does she pictures the big red dick? The big red dog. Remember that? Oh, my nickname.
Get off. Boom. Is that a Bengals? Are you a fan? It's okay. Oh, it's a bangle tiger Oh my No, no, no. He's a digger. He said digger. He said digger. He said digger. No. No. He didn't mean it. He didn't mean it. He didn't mean it.
Digger. He said you're supposed to say No. No. No. He said digger. Digger. No. No. Digger. No. I did not say that. Thank you. I heard you say I said dumb ass. I mean to be fair to be fair all the black streams say it. Why can't we
say it here? to be right. Exactly. I like that. I like that. Who said that? Who said that? He's halfway. That's awesome. I love that. I can give a half pass, but he's
more like 2/3. I love it. I love that below the waist. Yeah, rule said that. I mean, 2/3. We can all compromise on that, right? I I say he's a he's a quasher. He's a quatcher roll. So that DJ
got me a favor. I'm going to bed. I want to suck the veins out of your damn hands. Jesus Christ. This is how Joe gets at this hour. Was that God? God, what were you saying? I was saying uh do me a favor and say we the baddest. We the best. That's it, dude. It's
DJ Kelly. No, me and Slacker are the best. Me and Slack are the best. No, me and me and Joe is the best. I'm not saying I would ever have sex with a guy, but if I did, it would probably be Psyche. Psyche would probably be the best. We're the best. We We had If I was held down like at
gunpoint to like, who you going to I'd like all right, Siggy or like like I don't know, flip a coin. Not No, no, no. That's not gay. But when it when it comes down to like real life the real life personality mother, you know, that's pretty Oh, real life. Oh. Oh, you're saying real Whoa,
wait, wait, wait, wait. You're saying real life. Okay. Real life. Um, real real life. Yeah. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. That's definitely I love you, Psyche. gay because it ain't going to happen.
No, real life. Um, I only have a few selected people in my life. Not a single male that I would. Other than that, dude, this is all a joke for me. That's all. I No, I say I say I made out with a guy one time at St. Patrick's Day parade at in the bar and the guy pulled up in a
limo. Of course, that was me. Si got that was No, and I was in the passenger, So you're exactly my balls when I kissed you, man. Come on. You dumb It was me and Joe pulling up on you. You dumb. If it was you, you're
a slim Yeah, you look like a girl. You could pass it. It was like a little girl. Oh, it's that big. Hell yeah. Play that song that I love. Cool, dude. I'm saying play that wheelhouse or wheel.
Did that Did that dude Did that dude have tattoos? Because that's where I go. I got a tattoo on my face that said entrance only. It says entrance only. Oh my god. I don't even know what he's made.
and take a shot. Cheers,
Water, you know, he's pouring water. He's That's
nice. Who Whoever said cheers, let's take a cheers. Come on. Everybody quiet. Cheers. Say that I can't I can't drink. Rest in peace, bro. The liquor.
There ain't that much left. No. No. that. L is a L wait. L's a No, no, no, no, no, no. Say that. And all and all LD does is he says boo. That's all LD does.
Hey, that idiot. Wait, wait. Actually, bring up bring up an example of what you can say and not say, especially involving uh cuz I'm saying it. Hey, everyone stop. Everyone stop stop saying stop saying some
Is this fake? All right. All right. All right. I won't say it. I won't say it. But LC Aussie and him dropping it all the time. He's still on. He's still cool. Why are you talking about LD? He's dead. Mr. Big. I'm not talking about LD. He died. Mr. Big. You didn't even know. Like, I'm trying to chill, dude. The Yeah. Hold on. Let
me do a little dandy or not. It's like, what's up with all the slurs and No, there's no No, it's not not grow. Grow up, guys. No, man. You need to grow up, dude. You didn't realize that like No, you didn't know
that. You didn't know that he died? You didn't know he died?
LD died. Yeah. Bobby for a little bit. He had a stroke two days ago. It was crazy. Yeah, he did. Dude, he did it on like camera, bro. He did it on camera. Yeah, with dead serious dude. What was his
name? Can you play a death song? My dead friend. Phil. Yeah, Phil. Phil Cat died. Yes. Dead. Dead. He's dead. He said Wow. Yo, man. I can't believe you didn't
know that, dude. Yeah. I don't like I don't talk to anyone. Seriously, I don't people. So you like every like all all these people all these all these people took it like really hard man especially vegan I do I'm
still you're
serious dude text me who's is right. Yeah. Call his sister. Yeah. I literally talked to LD three three days ago. He was on the show. Yeah. He died. And then what what did you think about him? You knew he was on this path.
Just play a song. Yeah. Mr. Big play play your favorite song to play. Play a song in honor of LD. Play either LD or Wagann. Joe then Joe. They're not going to play Slayer. Okay.
I I want to play Slayer to be honest. Jesus Christ. Mr. Big. Mr. size. Cat size.
Who is doing that? Why are you doing that, dude? What? Stop. Stop doing that. Did you see the in my eyes a little bit? Holy Are you tearing up, bro? Play the salt bee pipes. Let's talk a little more. Yeah, I was actually like I was like I was actually kind of happy like what the
the up. Mr. Big, you're happy. You're happy. You're happy about his death. Wow. Okay. What's your favorite song to play? Like All right. Like that was real, dude. That was real. Yeah. I'm I'm Yeah. No, it is real. It is real. No, like they said they said they're lying. No, it's true. Who's saying? Who's there
with lying, dude? The people in chat. Call us the number. I got his number. You want to call it? What the No, I I'm not sure. Wait, are you serious? If I like get a answer, Bill Cats is dead. What do you think he's going to answer from hell or heaven? I mean, do you think that we lie?
Everything's a lie to everybody.
I don't know like link news obituary I'll be cast rest in peace he just died two days ago I just saw the obituary just a minute ago right they're going to they're going to burn him up they're going to burn him up scaring me man scar
Lincoln's obituary captain link's obituary no they're burning ing him up. That's what I just said. His obituary has his sunglasses on. Link is Link the No, his family. No, his family is burning him up. They're actually not going to bury him. They're going to I've known
that dude for a long time. He's just going to live stream from his room. No, the family is burning him up. That's it. Dude, are you link the Who cares? He's dead. Link the obituary dork. All right. All right. Listen. Hey. All right. Jeez. Okay. Guys, let's all respect. Holy
Or what? Mr. Big. Go ahead. Go ahead. Mr. Big, I got to know. This is like, are you serious?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't know, baby. I don't know, baby. I don't know, baby. I don't know. They're saying I don't
for the homies that can't be here in 2025. He was just here in the show. I don't know. Is dead. No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. There's a lot of There's a lot of fake death. Rest in peace, Phil. Oh, Phil's dead. I don't think he's dead. He
just wanted to get laid. Now he's dead. He's dead. Yeah, now he's dead. There you go. Psyche. Psyche. I really appreciate you having me here, man, but I have to go. Okay. Okay. Well, thank you for Hey,
Will will you play Will you play a song? Will you play a song for me? Yeah. Isaiah, can we sing it? I can't play cop music. No, no, no. Will you play uh White Zombie uh more human than human? I'll I'll sing it for you. I'll sing it. That's a good one for LG, man. LG would
love that song. LD. He probably like to ignition. No, no, actually play it. Actually play it. Don't sing it. You know what? Play a little Hava.
Oh god. Jesus Christ. We have a lot of going on here. This is great. Oh my god. I don't know where my I'm here. Hey, here we go, guys. Here we go. Wow. Oh no, this is
the longest. I heard the harmonica. Is that Do I know? Say Monica. The harmonica. Oh, guys. Guys, don't please don't say the N. Please don't say the N word of my
Don't do it, Joe. Joe, don't do it. Joe, you know who the this is? Phil, rest in peace, bro. Uhhuh. Yeah. This goes out to you, Phil Cats.
Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Let's build.
All right, I'm out.
Hey. Hey. Remember, make sure you play after this. Why zombie? More human than human. Okay, I'll see.
This stream is dedicated to Phil Cat. Passed away two days ago of a stroke. Young guy just trying to make it in life. Hot dog. In L of flowers, please send $50 to your local liquor store. Hell
yeah. Big rocket, bro. Rocket try and chill. Damn it.
Ocean.
Is this an original tune? Can we get this on CD? Wow. I'm going to have a seat.
I think that can complete this is a
mini bike makes good money at the subway.
a
diggity cat. Let's go, baby. That was guys, don't don't say you wouldn't want wouldn't be able to play harmonica like this. Rest in peace, Phil Cats, brother. I don't believe I don't believe. Mr. Big, what's your favorite song? You don't have to believe it. You'll see it. You'll see him one day. Can you answer that? Your favorite song.
Personal question. As for uh Phil Catz. Well, all right. All right. Fine. Fine. Fireball. Is he really dead? Is he seriously dead? Fireball Phil. Like I know he had seizures and he's driving around all the time. He had a stroke two days ago. He would drive all the time. Like, dude, I
would try to tell him like, "Dude, you're driving around and you No, in his room." He died in his room. Was it on stream or No, no, no. It was after his stream. He seriously died. You found him? Yes. His roommate. Was he living with Jen or No, no, no. New girl. Some old lady. Damn, dude. Are
you This sounds real, dude. This sounds real now. Feel bad for the dog. You know the guy the greyhound. The guy the greyhound dog. The greyhound guy. Yep. He was on the show literally three days ago. He's on the show. Three days ago. Three days ago. And now two day after that
Billy I know a lot of people liked him, but you know it's sad. LD have to come on and prove you're not dead if you're not dead. There's some LD if you guys are with me like this real. Who Who is telling me the deets sir? Who with people like
that? We don't with things like or Isaiah or God or who is telling me the deeds, dude. Why would I use the name God and say like that? That's crazy. Okay, your name's God. You're giving me the deeds on his death. I'm not going to I'm not going to go to hell for some crap like that. Damn. All I said was I didn't see an obituary for a cat. But that's crazy. I
like I want to see the obituary, dude. Like has has just Jen talked about it or like you know he lives in New Jersey, dude. Go to the funeral. He lives in New Jersey. How did you find out about it? God knows everything. God knows everything. Yeah. Okay. You know everything. So it's like you have a
legit source. It's cap pipes. They're trying to get us excited. H
Weird. You are weird. Joe, what did you what did you say to Joe? What did you say? You psyche. That's what I'm going to do. You old. He's got a bad microphone. Psych. Damn it. Joe, come back later. Yeah, but like you would just tell me like Yeah. I mean, he's dead, dude. Who
cares if you know? Like why not just tell me how you found out he died? Also, if it's only been a couple of days, I mean, the obituary might not even be out yet. So, Joe, are you back? Who's dude? Like, do you know about Mr. Big Pipes? No, I've never heard of Mr. Big Pipes. What the You don't do you know
like how would you know about my beef with LD? Like going back like I don't know anything about you, bro. This is the first time I've seen you. What are you talking? Yeah. Uh, how the do you know? You never met mushrooms. What the is he
mention? Was uh something on the planet. You guys are being dumb. No, no, no, no. Why you keep waking at me with your Like, come up, bro. Don't
Joe, that was you. That was you. Joe has like a Joe has a pink eye. He has a stigmatism. Yeah. But the hair the hair in his anus is pink. That's all I know about Joe. Pink eye Joe. Oh, you want to find out? Oh Here we go.
Hold on. I need to find my capo somewhere. I just released my balls. Oh my god. And I'm supposed to trust this dude to tell me someone died and he won't provide me any evidence. Like dude, what do you want? A body? What do you want? Body, dude. You want a body? Yeah. Hey,
got it. Got it. My modeling photos. Someone died. Oh, that's nice, dude. Where'd you get those? Didn't I see you? I saw you in a magazine. Yeah, I'm in magazine. Yeah, you The last Macy's advertisement.
What are you selling? All kind of clothes. There we go. Yeah. Holy dude. I have the same AI program now. It's like the AI program. I was afraid I was afraid of LD like dying if I like we're like I wanted to fight him but I was afraid of him dying cuz
I might actually kill this guy. Like holy Hey bastard. What do you say laser tag? I don't know. Hey love. Hey Jamie. Hey. What's up Jamie's cowboys. Jamie, say hi to the panel. Jamie, we got we got Joe Ziggy. Welcome back Jamie. Big and God. This is the greatest panel in the history of panels
right now. Love my brother. Can we get some chicks in here, dude? What the Well, we're waiting. Yeah. I mean, if they want to show up, that'd be great. Any all the chick all the chicks are running away. Any hot chick and no uglies. No, like I'll talk to any. No
fatties and no uglies. I mean, we got a table. Get um get paige in summer and else wants to come over here. Let's go. That's about it. All right. This is session. Yeah. Where the was tonight? I saw her earlier. She came out for like
a second earlier. Oh, she must be on a date. Pages. I can't
Hannah shot fired.
Hannah, jump in this And also lava. You think Hannah's going to bring her ugly ass up here? No chance. No chance. We don't know until we know. And then even though I know, bro. Still not a
bunch of dudes. I know. I don't know where it went.
Come up, Hannah. Show us your cancer titties.
Nothing like a pair of cancer titties. I don't know what that means, but it sounds I don't know what to do with my cape on. Oh, you got a cape, too. Yo, that's all he would need to
fulfill this whole outfit that he has. Cape cape would pull it all together. Yeah. All right. It's never too late. You may not have ever been on panel before, but you can always start now.
No cancer tits. You're the one who said you had cancer tits. Now all of a sudden it's gone. Some magic cancer you had. Dude, who did it go? She lost her cancer. Money. Money is the lose everything. You know,
cancer jokes are the best. Goldfish brain right now. Lie about having cancer. Yeah. Not my words. Not my words. If you don't If you don't lie about having cancer, how can you start a GoFundM? I have a Shaquille O'Neal rookie though. Fair enough. Whoa. Whoa. I'll give you 20 bucks for that.
Wait. His shorts are halfway. His shorts are falling down. I'll right now. It's from um 1993. LSU. 30ucks. I just want to say, does anybody
else feel bad for Shaq's tiny ass wife? Oh, come on. I think they divorce. They divorce. I know. No, no, he has a new one. He has a new one. smaller. The old one even. the little blonde girl. She's even smaller now. Oh my god. Like, oh man.
N King Kong. Lumpctomy, a masectomy. It's all the same I feel like his It's kind of dusty. She had a prostate removed. Still sealed, brother. I got another rookie. What are you going to do with that card? I don't know, man. It's still got like the 595. I got to look at it. You going to save it for like a rainy day fund? It's a Orlando Magic
one. Just auction it off right now. That's kind of cool. Uh 20 bucks. Let's go. send me an NFT, brother. Send me. I don't think anybody in chat has 20 bucks. Send me a cute little NFT profile picture. People still buying NFTs? Holy
Not really. Like Ethereum's going out. Oh, Hannah's got a million excuses and her dick is one. Yeah, Ethereum's been kicking ass, brother.
That wasn't Psyche. That was me. Oh man. shots or what? I can't find this whole This whole LD thing really got up. No, these dorks. Like, dude, I don't believe he's dead, dude. God damn it, man. He's not dead. You're trying to troll in his lane. Ziggy, dude. Why? Why do you have to bring that up?
But hey, people are dead and Legit. Oh, where the is Why? Like, that's so dark. Psyche disappeared again. Yeah, he has to piss. You know, it's called taking a piss sometimes. You can't just sit there all day. Yeah, his last piss break was three and a half hours. Get a hobbit. You know, he's got
something called taking a piss. I don't know about you guys, but I piss at least five times a day. Big, don't put that on me. I ain't claiming Dirt is God. That's right. Look for my capo. Where's it at?
What could have happened to it? There's this. There we go. Ziggy, what you do? Pass the out.
It's 3:15. This is This is what's going on right now. The stream. Not a thing. Oh, this is my hair, bro. I'm going to play a little guitar. Yeah, go for it. Rock out. Do it up. Play freeird. Blow my mind. I'll jam out with you.
Oh, you ready? Here you go. Go for it.
Go for it.
Your Walmart internet connection is showing you now. it up. it up really quick. Play the wrong cards. He's like really quick and then resolve it.
What? Play the wrongs and resolve it. Why? You're going to up the song. Oh, no. No. I just do it really quick. You'll get it. Hold on. Let me restart. I love you, homie. Just nail it. No. A That sucks. Well, I'm kind of disappointed that Phil
Catz is still alive. This goes out to you, Phil. Oh my god. I honestly that sucks so bad, man. Brother, I'm sorry to hear you. You're alive. Bill Cats was a really great guy.
Drink all night. You could tell I was like happy just trying to like yeah. He never got paid. Phil Cat is dead, but he's not all right. No, he's still alive.
But I do want him to die. That's I just don't want him to exist in my society. Everything's so excessive here. You don't exist in my society. Listen, I'm trying to chill. The
You'll come back someday. Don't worry. Play the wrong court. Nobody. Come on. Nobody. You and Hannah both. Come on. Double team. Hell yeah. Let's do it. Jamie, you can come on, too. Come on. Replicate that Go ahead. Pipes. replicate what I'm playing. No, I can't
find my capo, dude. Oh, just use your finger, will you? Yeah, I'm trying to weird accent. um looking for my cable. Can't find my cable.
Got that. You know what uh you know what Phil's last words were before he died? I can't find my capo, you know. Oh my god. God damn it. Now I'm disappointed because I like he didn't die. That's morbid. That's some morbid you know.
You know, oh the hottest women on YouTube. I don't think I get that high. She's a piece of
I mean that would have been some good a bumper. I got you lonely. I got deductible. How was that threeyear relationship with Hitach Hannah? Where did that go? That'd be like you wasted like seven years of your life on No, I'm saying that would have that. You haven't gone on one panel. You just sit in chat
typing away. You you you having cancer was like the best thing that ever happened to you and you don't even have that anymore. What? What's left? I mean, Phil Catz is alive. Like my life call on the phone. No, no. I'm just saying if he's dead,
like I might like I might feel a little better cuz he's in a good mood. Okay. All right. He's not dead. Okay. Does that make you feel better? He's not dead. All right. damn it. Is that what you want to hear? Is that what you want to hear? You're like, "No, that's not what I wanted to will never die."
Okay. His legacy will live on forever. Yes. Hannah. Yes. Yeah. We're going to build the statue and we're going to prop it up. He's going to go live every night. You know, our stream was great. I was trying to chill. You are chill. We're chill. We're chilling. We're all chilling with the ghost of Phil Cass.
He had no drama psyche. He's having a no drama. No cancer. Cancer club. Cancer club. Yeah. Free and easy. Cancer. Cancer. Cancer. Cancer. Cancer. Cancer. That's a metal band. That'd be a great metal band called
Cancer. You imagine like a death metal band named Cancer. opening up for uh maelstrom cancer. They'd be killing what you did there. What are you
smoking? Like it's just a cigar. It's just a a regular cigarette. Is that one of those clove cigarettes? No, it's not clove. It's just like a Swisser sweet. Swish sweet. Oh, one of those things. Trying to get some stuff I weed, but I can't find my my vape. Hannah, nobody
gives a what you do in life or death. You're nothing but dust. Dust in the wind. What's all that feedback? Who's that? That Ziggy. Is that you, Big Vibes? You're going to have to cut Ziggy loose. Ziggy, I'll meet Let's meet you,
Ziggy. Let's meet you. He's gone, you know. He's not coming back. What did I do? It wasn't No, it wasn't. It wasn't Ziggy. Ziggy. It wasn't me. It's not me. No, it's not Ziggy. Let me see. No. No. You're going to care. You're going to You're going to care. You Donkey Kong. It was I say it as I say. It's okay. It's okay. I say you're fine. You're
fine. No, no background noise. I say okay. Like I muted my Is that better? You're back. You're better. You're better. It's just better. Okay. It must have just been background music. I cut the music. That's it. It's good. You're good. Damn. So, Phil Catz is alive. Is he, dude? Like, you're dumb, dude. I
was trying to play Kate. You're with me, man. You weren't happy about it. No. Well, no, I was happy about it, man. It made me feel like I had pressure off my shoulders. Michael, like, made me feel like I won. Made me feel like I made feel like I won. Made me feel like I won. Don't tell his sister. Whatever.
Hannah, nobody cares about you. You bring yourself up. You throw yourself into a conversation that nobody cares about. Who? Phil Catz. Hannah. Hannah. Who the is Hannah? Exactly. Who the is Hannah? Oh This person. Hannah Delta or
some Hey uh Isaiah, you keep doing that, dude. Something's going to happen. I see you. Why don't you just follow masseuse over, dude? That I'll We'll send you one. Oh, please do. We got uh Phil Cats's credit card. Uh yeah, he's not going to be needing it
when he's going. Let's go. Do it up. Make sure it's a nice little uh Tilipinos. Start buying $50 gift cards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give me them Filipinos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll send two over. Two for the price of one. I just want like a $50 Amazon card. Who
doesn't? We all can use one of those. I'll show you my bike. My my my bike. Um God, here. Where is it? Let me see that thing. Yeah. Oh, that has the fat tires, huh? Those are good. That a cable. Is that a Is that a water bottle in the middle there on the bar? I don't know.
It's an ebike. It's an ebike though. Ebike. Yeah, the fat tires, man. Those are heavy as Yeah. The big tire. Plug that in like all night. Yep. Where are you going to keep it? In the garage. It's in the garage. Yeah, it's in the garage. Yeah. Be careful cuz uh you leave that charging, you might start a fire. There's no link. I'm sorry. I'll leave the link up. This stage come up. This stage wants to come up. Hold on. I got
link. Oh He's a good friend of LD, this guy. I don't want to hear it. He might cry. Oh dog. What are you doing? Oh, is that is that Remington? Remington is doing something. You have to pedal that at all. in the house. God, I I I started pedaling and it started kicking off. It started the
motor comes on and it just it was awesome. It's a really cool bike. Yeah. I was going to get one of those uh tandem bikes I saw the other day. Oh, you got to have somebody else to ride it with. Yeah. What's up, man? I was gonna ride it with LD, but uh Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Talking to Psych right now. Shut up.
Who are you, dog? Who are you? Psych. How you doing, chat? Uh, Sage. What's up, Sage? Oh, that's fifth Sage. I'm trying to talk to I thought I thought that was fourth Sage. The only I want to hear. No, fourth Sage sleeping. Uh, the other sages might roll in. I don't know. Psyche that sages. I see.
in the house. Where my capo go? Shut up. Who the keeps interrupting sight? Who's capo? Yo, I'm trying to chill brother. Well, chill your ass quiet. You know the cranberry stage. Shut the up. How do you feel about the cranberries? You're what do you think about the cranberries? Hey, boy. You're dumb. I think they're dumb. Lucky I'm on the panel and I'm not about to
drop yourself lucky. Have a good night. Hey, Sage. Pick another. Oh, Sage left. Sage. Oh, he didn't want to do it. Oh, cry, baby. Sage, dude. He's always bullshitting people. He's sensitive, you know? He's sensitive. He seems like an emo I was trying to chill, dude. I was trying. We were chilling. We're
chilling. This light Michael Leuisamon. He always has a picture of him in his in the picture. You notice that? Yeah, that dude is pretty chill. Like, it's mandatory. He's not allowed to go anywhere without having a picture of his and right there next. We chilled the other night. Well, hey, he's in love. We We don't want to see your Michael. I Hey, man. It's like a
It's not like she's around. When I was like, be like, I have a husband. Back. We taking control. Stage is back, y'all. Panel trying to hold up. Where's my cap at? Oh, here he comes. My bad. Yag. All right. Now you got to deal with him now. Sage. Sage. Deal with him. Hey, I ain't
dealing with I ain't got to deal with. Oh, what's up my homie? Mir, what's her name? Uh, Mirina 4074.
Out. Beautiful woman. She blocked my number, but we still love her. We still love her. Michael, you know how it is to be locked up. Michael, your woman is for so many years and then when you finally get out, you still don't get no I ain't going to lie. Your mic is shitty. Your mic is shitty and it's giving me a headache. Uh, I'll catch you on the flip.
Peace out, He said he said diggers. Everyone's leaving. Everyone's leaving. He said digger. Chill. Said the digger. You're fine. M. You're fine. We're chilling. We're chilling. Are these professional photos? You guys done my
I got a headache for some reason. What happened? He's eating Doritos. It's that in the ionosphere he was talking about. I know you didn't. It's okay if this You're got nothing better to do, man, than troll people. Michael's man. Michael, are you okay? Okay.
I'm go see if I got another room and grab a dog. Hey, Michael. I hope you don't mind. I'm going to steal this picture. I like it, man. Oh, great. All right. I'm going use this picture like my picture more than my girl because you're a Your girl Michael. Michael. Yeah, we don't use that word here. Michael, you mind? I can use it. I mean, in Great Well,
what do you call it? Well, it used to be called Great Britain, but in England, a is a cigarette. So, I think I can get away with calling people a stupid all the time. 766. Michael, you're calling me Are you calling names, Michael? You're calling me names.
Michael, I wouldn't I wouldn't call you a cigarette. I call go a though. Who? Yeah. Who? Exactly. Because you're irrelevant. Who? Michael. Michael. Mike Jones. Exactly. Who? Mike Jones.
Who? Mike Jones. Who? Michael. Mike Jones. Yeah. I'm here. I'm here. Back then they didn't want me. Now they want me cuz I got money. 330804.
745 on the low. Put that Put mine back. Let me see. Let me see. 045. There she is. That's not the same girl. Okay. Is that Is that Alisa Jordana? That's a different A different That was Lisa Jordana. That other one is his mom and this one is his
sister. Okay. Michael, you're dating. Whatever you want to say, huh? You're dating her. You can't handle the truth. Not dating. It's not dating when you're in a relationship for 9 years. Nine years. dude. You wouldn't be getting money from crazy if you were in a relationship for 9 years. Come on. Oh no. We had a We had a Oh my
god. This guy has not heard she was on here and explain the whole story. Psyche. If you want to explain, you can explain, but I don't need to explain. Has she ever been on here for all? Has she ever been on here? Psyche. Has she ever been here? No. No. Mina has been on here. Yeah. What did she say when she was here? She was She's a very nice person, but they were on a break. They were on a break. It's like the Friends episode. We were on a break. Oh, they
were on a break. That means she was dudes with people that don't know their She was over and over. She was cucking you. She was cucking you with other dudes. Are you sure about that? 100% positive. That's what being on a break means. Uh I don't know about that. Maybe maybe
me and her were just getting along and she just Michael Coxon. Okay. Break. Yeah. After 13 years, I took a break. I believe the story about LD being alive more than I believe the break. Yeah. Hey, man. You're just a troll. Shut up. Why don't you actually get some Why don't you get some bro? troll. Bro, I'm
God, dude. I'm God, You don't get no I'm god, I'm god Well, you got the part, right? Yeah, you are. I guarantee you the I get, I don't have to put in a picture for myself like you do. Is this old Is this the old you're claiming? Is this the old that you're claiming every day? You don't need You don't need You know that old
still get wet. Oh, the old Yep. Yep. The old worn out loose that you claim, bro. She turned she turns 50 July in July. Is she paying your bills, bro? I bet she isn't. I mean, I really don't want to put my business out there because Ah, you're too late, bro. You already did. You said you're paying her phone bill. Remember that. Yikes. I said I I said I help out
with her. Yeah, she's on my phone. You help out. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You help out. Yep. Yep.
You got a mommy fetish, don't you? But that that money can come from me. You got a mommy fetish. You got a mommy fetish. I got a mommy face. Fetish. Fetish. Like like m u m y like a mommy. Yes. Yeah. She's old. I mean, might as well. Yeah. Well, you know, at least I get
pussier than you. And at least I get Yeah. That's what That's what a loser would say. Who's old broads? How much my tuner? I don't know. I like them both. They're more wiser. They're more experienced in the bedroom. They have money. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, justify it all you want. I'd rather a woman in the 40s and 50s than a woman. There's no I rather. This is all you can
get. This is all debt. There's no I rather. This is all you can handle. Well, I don't know about that, buddy. You don't You don't You don't know my history, man. You don't know my history on this channel. So I would, you know, old have low standards, right? I the old I mean Yeah. I mean Tracy's 50. So I mean Yeah. I mean I like old They have low standards.
I don't know. I wouldn't say I have low standards. I say high standards. All these women that I are already established. So it is what it is. I never Tracy, by the way. That was a long distance relationship. But yeah. No, you just her over financially. So dumb. I don't know. I wouldn't I wouldn't take gifts or are
something that you need to pay back legally in court. So, it is what it is. I think you're mad cuz you don't get money. Like, who's mad? Who's mad? It's all good. Nobody's obviously. Nobody's Nobody's mad, bro. I'm happy for you. I bet you the next person that comes on here, if anybody else comes on here, you're going to go on their ass, too. I don't even know you. I don't even
know you exactly. So, how the you I don't even know who the you are. Good. Keep it that way. You're just an eager piece of You a piece of dude. You want an ebagger, dude. Come on. I've never asked for anybody for money on this channel. Be proud of it. Be proud of being an ebeggger.
You got to do better than that, man. You got to do better. I don't I don't have to do better for you. You guys are dumb. That's all you get. No. Try and do is troll everybody that No. channel. Is that true, site? Do I troll everybody on this channel? Who cares? It's just dumb, dude. Is that Is that even true? Sounds dumb. Move beyond.
See, if I don't respond to your idiotic comments, this whole channel will get Let's go back to Let's go back to looking for the capo. It's a capo. Yeah, the capo. The capo. Whatever. Who the is it? I don't know. People keep taking them.
Jesus. Laser tag. The do I do with it? Like, I don't know how I could I'm really drunk. So, let's Cheers. I'm really drunk. Hey, Psych, what do you think about the astral plane?
You believe in it? I'm just looking for it. He looks like he's in it right now. I'm trying to chill. What do you think? Like astral plane. Yes or no? I don't know. Oh, you're muted, dude. You're muted. You're muted
yourself. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Yes. Yes. Yes. Astro plate is a It's a plane of ideas. It's a plane of of inspiration. It's It's like where you can have the imagination take over. I'm really So, you believe in it? Good. Okay. So, you've been there? Yeah, I believe in it. I've been there. I've been there. Astro projection. You believe in that
astral stuff? No. I'm just like looking for it. Like if you want to go to Mars, you could just project your mind to Mars. Sure. Any anywhere anywhere you can. I mean, I really like to like manifest my ideas and like I have a pretty good success rate when I like think of things beforehand. I don't know. Hey, uh, Pipes, you could get one.
You could get a red bandana instead of a black one. I don't think I have one. Do you? You'd be like Rambo. You'd be like Rambo from First Blood. You could be like uh Murdoch. I'm coming for you. Cool. Murdoch, come in, Murdoch. I'm coming for you.
This is Lone Wolf. Come in, Murdoch. Lone wolf, if you can hear me right now, Murdoch, I'm coming for you. I will fight every that can hear me right now. Let's do it. Let's go
Wait, will I sound pretty man? They calling Phil Cats. Rest in peace, Phil Cats. living in the highlights. Yeah, but like dude, I mean it's a lame joke. Like they claim people died and they didn't especially when it excites him.
It did make me feel pretty good like but yeah, I was worried about it. Like I don't know. That dude didn't want to that dude didn't want to dude. Why don't we just get the Ouija board? You still don't want dude. Get the Ouija board pre-existing
conditions. It's like, holy dude. If I clock them or like slam them or some Clock. Yikes. Like, I've seen him seize out on stream and then he's like, I'm driving a car. Like, how can he drive cars and then like have seizures all the time?
What the dude? You're not supposed to. When you have seizures, you're not supposed to drive. Um, like, does anyone feel good with that guy having all the time and driving at 100 miles hour trying to show up on stream? Like, what? Why you telling everybody a secret? I mean, it's a government. They got time to crack down. No. Like, what? What? What the I'm not telling. He has a secret. He has a
secret. It's called having seizures. Why are you telling everybody? What the does that mean? Well, I I guess it's okay now. Metal band. My new metal band. Like, is it like a joke or I don't get it. It's not a joke. It's not a joke. The poor guy had seizures. No, he has seizures and he like drives around in his little You ever see him at Good Times? He had a
seizure at Good Times on the panel one night. He looked up at the ceiling and he starts screaming. He has seizures and then he drives around in his little But he doesn't have a seizure while he's driving. He'd be dead. But you don't. But you know, he drives around like going fast and then the next night he had a seizure. He could have a seizure
whenever. He can't control those seizures obviously. So if you're driving a seizure at the I mean if you don't if you don't agree with me, ask uh Chad GPT. He was having a seizure eating PT and then shut the up. It's stupid. I'm a narcoleptic. But you know I I only
I only pass out when I want to. I can control it. Holy What's up? Cheers brother. Cheers. Damn. Kind of bummed. Jello shots.
Oh This is definitely shots. Came up, Take a shot with me. I know, right? Pinkies up. Still want to fight him. Still want to fight him. Too late. No, I don't think it is. I don't think it is.
Name a dork. Name a dork. Name a dork. Name a dork. Big. According to Jewish according to Jewish law, the body must be buried in a clean plot within five days of death. that is um You got three days, Lizzy.
Unless you steal the bottle. I mean the body. There you go. Steal the body. What are we going to do with the body? Is that what you want to do, Pipes? You want to steal the body? You want to make sweet love to fill cats? Oh. Oh god. Can I look at just the thought? Think about it. What would I
want to do? What I I don't want to desecrate his grave. Like no. We we could get burning. That would be rude. It would be so rude. You could have him stuffed and like have his thumb sticking out like he's trying to hitchhike and just leave him on the side of the road. You know, I'd probably like leave like an R. Kelly CD, like the one that says age is just a
number on his grave. That's what I would do. Prop him up like a homeless guy. Have a sign. We'll work for food. Thank you said that cuz I wanted to ask earlier. LD is the one we're talking about with that Yeah. LD15, brother. No, we're not talking about LD. We're talking about Phil Catz. Oh, Phil Cats.
Yeah. No, it's LD 15. Oh man. You know why they call him LD15? Cuz he tried to ddle 15y old. Yes, that's right. Got exposed for it. Like what weirdo. And it was so I like dude that's a guy that's a great
story knocking on heaven door just for you Phil cats like this is why I hope he's actually dead. Not even hope. I'm just like if it happened. This is the LG memorial stream tonight everyone. Is it really dude? Come on. Give me the obituary.
We're not making a dead, bro. What are you doing? I'm trying to chill. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I will fight. I will fight you, brother. You got to c up and blow one
for the homie. I will fight you, brother. I'm trying to chill. I'm the only one here. No one can dorks. I don't know where my up right now. I don't know where my ging, dude. Also, where the where the psyche go
again? You don't take Did you guys know that I'm missing my capo? Call 1800 capo.
Remember that Remember that time LD burned the bed? Oh man, that's some We thought he was going to die that night. Never know when your time's up.
I think I'm thankful. I'd be thankful if LD died without taking out more people cuz he'd drive around having seizures all the time. Like, holy Like, take him out before. Like, it's good, dude. It's a good thing. Oh, man. A lot of biocharis. I mean I mean it's the equivalent of a drunk driver,
you know? Like Oh, dude. Worse than that. And he he drunk driver drives, too. Like, what the Oh god. Yeah. There you go. Like he's always I kind of wish he would just appear right now. It's terrible. What' you say? I know it's not going to happen, but you said you wish I'd put a shirt on. I wish you would just appear
right now. L come up here. Aldi, he's not coming up here. Can we get the angel? Can we get that angel? Are you serious, dude? No way, dude. As God, I can tell you he's not coming up here. How the do you know you're with me? I'm God, Like, dude, tell me. Like, give me some
proof. Give me some proof. I mean, it's funny. You're trolling Give me some proof. It's trolling. Yeah. Okay. You are trolling. I'm trolling. Okay. Yeah, that's what I do. This is like some real I just go around saying people die. I mean, I don't even around. All right. So, the first time I
met Encounter LD was on John Smith's panel like like five, six years ago or some Um, John Smith, who a murder suicide by the way. How appropriate. We've come that do you know who John Smith was? No. Well, yeah. It's kind of where people like just went through. It was like a
Discord that became a YouTube channel off of like Ailla's like or some I don't even know. Um, by the way, if anybody out there is having thoughts of suicide or feeling depressed, you can call 1800 suicide and get help at any time. Open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Truth. It takes
strength to make the call to save your life. Save yourself. If you're lucky, I might answer. All right. If LD is still alive, can I still fight him? He's not alive. No. The best you're going to get is fighting his sister now.
I think enough enough trashy piece of done that, dude. Little donkey punch never hurt anybody. Oh my god, LD's backstage.
Oh, is he Is he Oh, no. No, it's Lo. Sorry. Oh,
you know, when John Smith did the murder suicide, I was actually I did a stream with LD. I did. And it's probably one of our only like nice moments together. Best time of your life, huh? Um, you know, I'm trying to think of the better times. That's probably one of the
nicer moments we had cuz we both knew that guy and it's like he did a murder suicide. He went crisp and w but on Good Times stream he was like good times like shoot your computer screen. Shoot your computer screen. He shot his computer screen and Good times encourage that dude.
I'd like opinion on this Why? Why do we have it here? Why why are we even honestly? Like, hey, when you Dorski Good Times on here Good Times opinion on the hospital. You didn't hear about Good Times. You're dude. You're You suck. You're stupid.
Yikes. poor good times. Oh man, I'm singing songs about like Jesus or you got co. Are you going to play something or you just going to finger that thing? Let's go. I think we're just going to
finger it. Ain't no sunshine going to shine on
me. Cuz I once knew a guy named L. And now he's dead. And now he's dead. And now he's dead. dead than a dog. His name was LG and his women were a
frog. He always them frogs. Those ugly ass frogs. Good old
LD. He's sleeping with the dogs.
M your psyche. You leave your own panel huh? Peter was right. Oh, look at his eldo.
All right. Hello. Hello there. Good morning, Eldo. Hello, Eldo. Hey yo, Gotti. I think you're slick coming around here. Who's Gotti? I know who you is, my I'm God, You think she was? I already know about you over there in the Chasey verse. You
think What do you know about me, dude? You don't know. People don't know about you already first. KFC, you don't know Shut the up. I know about you already. JC already told me everything I KFC. Oh, Now I feel like Eld's alive.
Psyche. About time you got here. This guy is out of control. Psyche. Yo, if you want to know everything about this Gotti guy, I'm telling you, JC is the person to tell you. What do you want to know? Open the book. I'm an open book. Expose this Expose yourself. You guys are sick,
Nothing to expose. So bad. I know Psyche doesn't want me to use certain words, so I'm going to refrain from using them. Psyche. You know how stupid you look right now. First letter. You look so stupid. Give me the letter. Give me the first letter. Hey, Psyche, let me tell you about this guy. He tried to be me for like a whole six months. Oh, no. He failed. People are dumb. People are down. shut the They confused me.
You failed. You failed. Definitely. They told me about you. You Yeah. You want to be You want to be goddy. I know you. I know you want to be God. I know weirdo. I know. I know you do. I know. They confuse me for you. I guess the voice confused They saw right through you. They saw right through you. You fake I'll call J's right now and then you.
Those are clean today. Good job. What you do, man? shower. Yeah, they look great. What'd you get a sicko? I got a manicure wacko. That works. It does. It does. Psyche. Get a manicure. How about this guy? He's lying. He's lying to me. He's a liar. We're not
doing that right now. He's a liar. God is a liar. We're not doing that right now. We're not doing that. You don't want to do that right now. We're not doing that right now. We're not doing everything about you right now. We're not doing that right now. Then, okay. Yeah, let's just forget about it then. All right, let's just wipe it all. We're not We're just going to glaze over that. We're not We're not We're just going to over Why would you tell him Phil Catson is dead? He died. Okay, he died. This
guy's a weirdo, bro. He died like he lived a dog. Just like, yo, dude, send me the obituary. Tell me how he doesn't want me here. He could always me out. Dog Wipe the floor with you. Kick me out anytime. You know what? I don't want you here, God. He can say, "I don't want God
in my life." And just kick me right off the panel. I won't. You could do it. Then I'll come back and I'll I'll put a curse on everybody. Do with you. You ain't going to do You fake ass avatar What you do? You draw that avatar
yourself? What? What are you supposed to be a What are you supposed to be a surgeon? God cuz that way you don't look him up on YouTube. Obviously you type in God on YouTube, you can't find him. You type in Gotti G T I JC, you'll know everything
about this sicko. No. You think I'm stupid, huh? Know about you. Listen. Listen, I know all about you. weird. You're a fraud. You're a fraud. up, Psyche. He sits there with a fake microphone in his face, right? And he
pretends to be one of those radio DJs like he's doing. I am a radio. He comes on. He's like, "Hey, this is KF749 coming in live." Hey, going on there. What's going on? Or JC? JC? Who's JC? Who the is JC? Nobody knows. Nah. Okay. Okay. Come on,
man. out of here with that Hey Nancy, not around. What's good, man? What's good? I'm just trying to push your button. That doesn't work with me. I'm God, Yo, so can you mute this bro? No, he's playing something. This guy can't read a room. He's
Dude, if I ever see this guy in real life, bro, I want to play Minecraft and beat the out of him in Minecraft. grab him by his hair, put him on the curb, and stomp the out of him in Minecraft. No, no, no. Hey, Dam.
weirdo. This guy's a real weirdo, bro. This guy's funny, dude. This guy always has me laughing. What's going on, mate? That's Dude, you're a funny You know that? Every time you go on Jason, I'm pissing myself laughing. You know that every time, man. Every time. Yeah, I enjoy pissing off. I don't even
know her name, Monica or Mary. Oh that's the best. Yo, whatever happened to uh what's her name? Uh Queen T, man. She came in yesterday. She was showing off her new dress. She came back. Yeah, she came back. Oh Yeah, everybody gets friends. Everybody's friends all over again. I need to get that pissed
off. Next time I see him, I'mma get her pissed off. Don't Next time you see Monica, mention the bowling alleys. She go nuts. That's story. Yo, can you mute this guy or get him the out of here, bro? The are going on? This guy can't read a room.
What do you think he does in real life? I think he spins signs for a living. You guys start on Mr. Big Pipes. Do you make money doing this pipes? Do you make any money? You go to the train station and like hold out a bucket. You make a couple bucks. I probably could. You should,
man. See how much you can make at least one day. 4 hour. go to the metro link. I should go to the metro link. Yeah. Dedicated to Phil Catz. I ever see you in the subway, I'm pushing you on to the train. You hear me? Third
rail. This guy lags self-awareness. I swear. You know what? He has no direction. You just sound dumb. He needs direction. Guys, let's not get along. Let's all get a lock. Let's all get a lock. You need management pipes. I know. Huh? Give me your He needs a noose. That's what he needs.
Clean as I guess they might not be right, but I can give some answers. You know who's depressed right now? This guy Michael. Like Michael, are you there? Michael. What would I do? I don't know. I don't know. I'm depressed.
Oh yeah. I'm so depressed. Just jamming out, dude. Let's go. You know, Psych, this is your most hated stream of the month. Yeah. Yeah. The ratings on this stream are in the tank. Oh, no. Psyche, can you mute the guy? I blame myself, bro. Fine. Can I say Can I say a song to God? I want to sing a song
to God. Can I sing a song to him? Anytime. Okay. It's It's called Letter to God. Letter to God. It's by Courtney. You have to mute. You have to mute Pipes. Okay. One second. Five. One second. Five. Goes. Thank you. Dear goes, "Dear Dear God, I'm writing this
letter to you. So, I don't have a clue. Can you help me? I'm sitting here simply trying to figure it out what my life's all about. Can you tell me? I never wanted to be the person you see. Can you tell me who I am? I always wanted to die, but you kept me here alive. Can you tell me who I am?"
As I awake inducting the symphony that you've gifted me, but I can't ever sleep at Don't be mad, but I get weak inside and I start to fall apart because I'm nothing. I never wanted to be some kind of comic relief. Please show me who I am. I've been tortured and scorned since the day I was born. But I don't know who I am. And thank you, man, for
everything. Sorry I'm so frightened about it all, but I wish I could give you more. And the lights are all shining down on me, and I'm intimidated by it all. Stop. I never wanted to be the person you see. But thank you. Oh God, please tell me now. Are you disappointed? Are you proud? Haven't everything. Everything. I'm so sorry. I'm so weak. I've turned into a freak. But I don't know anything. Anything.
I've lost all self-esteem by bearing everything. And I feel nothing. Nothing. God, please tell me now. Oh God, please tell me now cuz I feel nothing. And dear God, I'm writing this letter to you. I'm coming unglued. Please help me. What's up? That's beautiful, man. Holy I'm tearing up. My There's a tear in my eyes.
God, thank you, man. Wow. You know what's weird is that Courtney Love sang that song. She wrote she wrote it. She wrote it and sang it. She wrote I bet she wrote it after she killed Kurt. Oh, yeah. Maybe. Maybe. I think that she felt guilty and said, "You know what, God? I have to write this to you. I I want to confess.
I did it. No, no, no. If I If I did it. If I did it. OJ like OJ. Yeah. Yeah. If I did OJ's dead, man. That really that that hurt me that day, man. I thought he'd live forever. That guy. He was getting in trouble because he he like all the sports like the Heisman Trophy and like all the sport and then
someone came and stole it because they they could and then he got Yeah. Then he ended up going to jail for that of all things. What a sucker, dude. But he got out. He got out and he lived a couple years and he lived good and then he croaked. Yeah, I see parallels between him and LD a lot. A lot of parallels. Maybe, you know, I see I see parallels
between him him and like Robert Kardashian because his lawyer was Robert Kardashian. Nicole's best friend was Kim Kardashian. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Or not. What's her name? Whatever the name is. The wife. Yeah. out of me. Yeah, that's too bad. Yeah, that dude died. The black dude
died. The the lawyer, the good lawyer there, Johnny Cochran. Johnny Cochran. Yeah, the glove don't fit. It must have quit. You must have quit. I like that. OJ OJ's the only one that made out like a bandit. The glove don't fit. You must quit. Glove don't fit. Look at those locks, dude. Look at those locks, dude.
Cam out. Show me yours. Jeez. Like Marsha Marsha Marsha 1,00 9999 1,000 1,000 get matted in the back, dude. It's like him and him and Q are having a race. Who can get the gayest quickest?
That's your projections, brother. Holy Don't think about stuff like that. That's weird. You guys should hook up. He went mute. You didn't like it. Let's play music. I think they music immediately. I'm allowed to sing here.
Let me see. I have another song. Let me see. Let me see it. God. Any dorks want to like take a shot? No. Let's see it. Let's do it. Like, tell me what it feels like to be afraid to cam up. I've never felt it. Oh, dude. I live in fear every day. it's not cool, dude. I got to look over my shoulder all the time. No,
I mean it's like you can't like what would happen like in this moment on if my camera went on right now. Oh, we'd all be dead. Happen right now. You can't look at the face of God. I won't I don't care. It could be dark. You could barely show like the tip of your nose. Do you believe in the Bible? I'd be like, "Wow, this like you cannot look at respect for anything you said. Thou
shalt not look at the face of the Lord and live. Dude, you sound You sound sketch though. You sound Oh, whatever. Hey, listen. I just know what it says. Yikes. All right. Well, I was trying to be real. Yeah, you can be real. No, I didn't know. Now, now you sound and I'm like, you're mentally ill. You can be real if you want to be real. Cool. But I
create reality. Cheers, brother. Cheers, brother. You're mentally ill, brother. Let's go. Cheers. I tried. I tried to be real. Cheers. You're You're too skeptical in life. You need to open your mind to new horizons. Because if we tell someone we're talking to invisible man in the sky, what's
schizophrenic? But maybe there is an invisible man in the sky. Try chill. Anything is possible. That's all I'm saying. Anything is possible. It's like go face to face with people and it's like okay. So, can you tell me what it feels like when you're afraid of camping up? McDonald's is open. Yeah, I could tell you what it feels like. It's like terrorizing. Holy McDonald's is
open. Well, why does it matter? Why does it matter? Because, you know, like if I came up then you might pull out being I'd feel like my biz. I don't want you to jerk off to my biz. You're being weird now, dude. I was trying weird. I'm being honest. I'm being
honest. I don't I don't want you to b So you don't know who's jerking off and taking a random picture. Doesn't matter. So chat's not reflecting this. That's why I have this picture on here with this girl. No, dude. It doesn't matter. Like you're being like a weird like doctor stalker. I'm trying to chill. You can c up and be like a real
human being. Like you're being silly. You're being silly. You're being do not realist. You lost my respect. You're trying to You lost my respect, dude. You're what respect? You're trying to peer pressure me right now. I I've never I've never enacted with you. So, I was like, if you want to be real and cam up and and back up your you can. You're mad about the whole LD being
dead thing. You're mad. You're mad about the whole LG thing. No, I'm I'm very open-minded, dude. You're not. You're not. You're very closeminded right now, brother. Now you're like some weird You're from I'm like I called you out. I'm calling you out. I'm calling you out. I don't give a what you doing. I understand that. And if you
want me to respect anything you say from this point forward, because as God, I don't have to care. I don't have to care. We'll see how it works. As God God doesn't care, God doesn't care. It's fun chilling with you. I'm going to keep chilling and rocking. God doesn't care. Pipes. God doesn't care. Like, yeah, dude. I was giving you a chance to be cool.
No, no, no, no. We We don't have to be buds. No, it's not like Okay. No, no, no. It's not about like used to being like No, I'm trying to be No, no, I know. I know. You want You want to be serious about seriously? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter or shut the up. No, no. You shut the up, you
Yeah. You think I'm not going to find you, dude? You think I'm not going to rip that mustache off your face? And I'm going to glue it to your ear. I turned the out of it up with your ass. You're going to be fine all day. You're going to be So keep it up with that Keep it up with your lame ass guitar. Break your
head with that guitar. Say it again. Say it again. Cam up again. Say cam up again, Say it again. Say it again. Say it again. Say it again, Say it again. Say it again, Say it again, Are you dumb? Say it again, you Say it again, you Say cam up again, you What the
I don't know. Say cam up. Say up again. Oh no. I think he's mad. I think he is mad. You're right, Michael. I think he's pissed. I think he's pissed. I think he's mad as I think he's jerking off. I mean, dude, is that your girl? I won't judge you, dude. I I thought that was
your girl. I thought that was your girl in your pick. Who's this girl? I won't judge you if you want to like jerk off to me. Is it the same girl? Yo, DG, you got to do better than that. Come on now. Is this the same girl or not? Yeah, I'm not going to answer your questions here. Is this the same girl? It's obvious. He doesn't answer. It's
not obvious. God, that's your name. Who? are the weirdest. It's D like dogs. Holy His name is Michael Leguisam. People exist. Can't even spell.
His name is Michael Leguisimo.
You guys are being psychos. Exactly. They do not question God. Weird, dude. Why don't you cam up? Why don't you cam up, dude? You're talking to yourself. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. Cam up. Instead of putting on this fake whole thing you got going on here with a fake wig and a mustache. Cam
up. Ple. Oh, he's Yeah, Psych. We can hear you. You hear me? Okay. Yeah, we can hear you. I had to go my phone my my cell phone tablet say Tessa Tessa Tessa Tessa
Tessa where do we go from here? I hear the trying to think of pretty same dude.
That's kind of pretty. Notice he never plays anything anybody knows. Taco Bell. I've never heard one song that anyone knows. It's all made up in my mind that I bet you're self taught, dude. Like the way I like, God, I can't imagine. It's like
watching Fantasia. Like my thoughts are like Fantasia, dude. Like Yeah. No, I can pretend to be I can pretend to be dumb. I pretend to be dumb, but it's I know. I know. Yeah. You'll never You'll never
Yhuh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Batteries. That's right. Yeah. Well, why does it make you feel bad? About what? Like, what what do you do? Like, what makes you jealous about me? Are you mad about the whole LD thing? You You're really mad about his diet? I like You flipped. You flipped on a
diet. What makes you jealous about me? All of a sudden, you just flipped. You were in a good mood. You were in a good mood. into a bad mood now. Does that make sense? The hate the hate is growing within you. Like 10. No, no, dude. Don't try to cover it up with a phony smile and bald All right. You're nervous. I'm trying to find I'm trying to find a rhythm or like you've been
trying to find a rhythm for four hours. Okay. Does it take that long? Of what? Of finding a rhythm. Don't tell me about it. You You can't find a capo or some No, it's a capo. A cappo. Capo. find it. Do you know why?
Do you know you know? Is there anything you want to learn about? Huh? Do you know how it works? What? Who? Don't do that. Don't give me that look, dude. No, I'm just asking you. I'm waiting for an answer. Don't give me that look. No, I'm just waiting for an answer. Like, I hate
that look. I hate that look people give. No, no, dude. That's that look. Especially gay dudes give that look. Huh? Huh? Well, I was looking for an answer. it. About a capo. If you knew what I meant. Capo. Yo, why is DLG all full
of lies and false hate, man? I don't get it. 40 push-ups. I did it. I did 40 push-ups. What you What' you just say? Beggar. Sounds pretty cool.
I don't have a harmonica. Beggar. He likes to beg for money. I beg for Oh, he begging for money on the YouTube, dude. Cam up. Cam up. He begged a girl for seven, dude. Like, and
he got that Why? Why not? Why not? It's like I'm trying to convince some guy to like play guitar in public and I've had been situations. Listen, listen. You know, you know what? You know, big mouth, big pipes, whatever your name is. No, dude. It's not a bad Listen, listen. You want me to cam up? Like, can you be honest about it? I swear to God, I swear to myself, I will cam up. If you play If you play the
Dukes of Hazard song right now, I will cam the up. I swear to God. Let me look at I swear to myself. No, no. Play that and I'll do it. You can't Yeah, exactly. rip. Exactly. Play Dukes Hazard.
Dukes Hazard. It's the easiest song. Oh, let's do it. Do it cuz then he's going to be like, "Oh, you He's not going to do it because he can't play it. Got to account. No, I said I can't play it. No, I can't. You can and you can't. Which is it? No, I can't. Then play it. I can play a lot of things, brother. Well, yeah, play.
Why don't you play it then? Just the good old boys. Go ahead. Play never mean no harm. Yeah. Some say the mountain get the law. Go ahead. No, I kind of like I kind of like don't respect you. The only way they know how
like what's your deal, dude? Like what are you afraid of? Hey, Come on. Let's go. Let's go. You're with Mr. Big Pipes. Let's play the You know who the I am, Do less talking, more playing. Hey, dork. Try and chill. Hey, come on. Come on. stash. Let's go. Hey, dork. Let's do it.
Try and chill, Let's do it. stash. the song. You're pretend. You're a pretender. Just a good old pretender. You're pretend. Come on, Uncle Jesse. Let's go. pretender. I'm pretending to know the song that you can't play. No, you're pretending to like be tough, dude. Oh, I'm pretending tough. Oh, what do you want me to do?
You want me to rent a RV? You want me to rent an RV and come up? Came up, Play the song, No, dude. You don't got my respect. No, you don't have my fraud. You know what? You're a fraud. You're a fraud. Get the out of here. You're a fraud. You don't know
any songs that anyone knows. Cool. You can restart a fraud. You're a fraud. Play a song. You're projecting, dork. You know what's funny though? This isn't your stream that you can just kick me out. I'm trying to chill. Yeah. No, I'm trying to chill. I want to hear the song. Wherever the we are right now, I would call you out in the same way if you're talking. It doesn't matter what you would pretend.
Are you pretending to be something you're not? You're in a bad mood because I'm a real Just admit it. If you're a real talking to me right now, I'm being real. This isn't the out of being disrespectful. So why are you acting like something you ain't? This is real. This isn't
Came up. Let me look at you. Play the song. M Yeah, I know. I know. Left's a right? dork. You don't always get what you want. Can you be honest? Like, why why are you afraid to cam up, dude? I know. I know. Why can't you play the No, no, you tell me. That's your projection. All right. You look at his hair.
Look at his weak. Now you're talking Holy How am I supposed to serious with your hair like that? Oh my god. How am I supposed to You're kicked out. You're kicked out of my geodess. If we were chilling right now, I'd be like, "Dude, you're trying to like be some bully." I swear the out of you. I would. Oh, heck. No, I'm being real, dude. All right. This I don't care what you're
being, dude. You don't know how to be real. You don't know how to be real. No, I'm being very real. I just embarrassed. This will happen. I just embarrassed you in front of everybody. Dude, you got fat. You know what? You know what? You sound fat. Like some fat dude in like a belt and like a mobility scooter
like I'm trying to chill, dude. You're talking Yep. I know. I know. Like you suck. Too late for you now. Too late. You lost your chance, man.
Oh, your ass up your ass. Here we go. I'm trying to chill. Telling get the out and you're being disrespectful. Oh, you like real life. The next step at this point is like you're going to find out, dude.
Copyright. Copyright the mountain get the never will. I'm going to get Oh, I do got another one. Big one. I'll be right back. Just a good
old boys. Big pipes is a I'll be right back. I got a piss. He can't play on that that he hasn't been. See embarrassed. He just got embarrassed. He left. Look at He left. What the
Don't come back. You're an online coward, dude. You're an online coward. Don't come back. Talk over online, but you can't talk to people in real life because you wouldn't do in real life. You're still here. Are you still here? Cuz obviously cuz you won't stop up. You won't shut the up. I thought you left. I didn't leave, dumb ass. I've been here
listening to your stupid ass for no reason. I guess I should leave cuz you're a idiot. Why am I making No, you make no content for Psy's channel. All you do is just criticize and belittle people. That's all you do. You know what? You know what? You're right. You're a bully. You're a bully. And you don't people when people are fully you
don't even know how to let people speak. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Respect respect others. Michael, can I borrow Can I borrow $200? Michael, you want to send me $200? Well, you're a so I guess you can send me. Let me borrow 200 bucks. Come on, man. Let me borrow some money. Oh, who's the ebagger now? A Come on, bro.
A Come on. Help me out like somebody helped you out. I don't pay pay me. Oh, man. $200. Come on. Let me get 200. Only pay me. Come on, bro. Come on. Get Marcy's purse or something. Get the money. Nah, man. I'm good. Is that her name?
Marcy. Did I get the name right? Marcy. The food will be here. What do you got coming? You can do better, bro. McDonald's. some McDonald's breakfast on the way. McDonald's. You got McDonald's? What do you got? It's 5:00 a.m. So, uh, you live like a king.
Thank you. Thank you. I wish I lived like a king. Got me one of them steak bagels. I live like a king. Oh, steak bagels, man. That's That used to be good. Then I got violently ill one time. I said, "Fuck this. I'm not eating this shit." You got to get the the extra breakfast sauce. I mean, I ain't going to say it going to keep you from getting violently ill, but it makes you taste better at least. No, I don't I
don't do McDonald's breakfast anymore. that. I can't afford it. He's right. I can't afford it. Jesus. I love so much fun. It just, you know, all the talking and naysaying and name throwing, man. It just Why are you so negative, dude? Yeah, right.
Everybody be positive. I'm very positive. I asked this guy to play one song. He couldn't play it. I mean, true. I was backing you up on that song. I want to hear that Duke song. Who are you? Who am I? Who is anybody? I am you and you are me and we
are all together. Who's that? Isaiah. Is that you? Yeah. You're still here? I know, right? Exactly. Exactly. I shut the up in my little corner over here. Just chilling, waiting for my food.
That's 30 minutes of I love it when they say cam up. Oh, I know. I It's, you know, it don't matter. I'm going to cam up. Cam up this video. Cam left, cam right. The best is when dudes ask you to cam up. Yeah.
Yeah, right. They want to justify their existence. Uh, sure. Dad, I need to know. I think I look better than you to appease my own sense of self. That's what it is. I know. Such is life. stupid. Human. Depressing, bro. Human nature.
That's why we're all destined to fail. It's very sad. Not me and not me. Every single one of us. No, this dude, he he already cammed up. We're all Michael Lemon lemon face. He already cammed up before. I just heard your voice. Or like your real voice. You're from the south,
From elementary school like this. You're black. You're black. Which one of us? He's half black. I am. Probably not. Definitely the one, dude. I I'm definitely not from the south, but I don't know if No, not that guy. The other one. Oh, okay.
Wait, aren't you uh What's your name? I just heard a be easy to find. Yo, Mr. Bigp, was that a whole bunch of Dr. Pepper? I'm I'm not Yeah, dude. I got like so much Dr. Pepper Zero. Like I got like a I
got the supply, brother. Yeah, dude. Oh yeah, it's Dr. Pepper Zero though. It's like forest. It's got the Jurassic Park. I love the Jurassic Park. brand new. Cheers. You nwords. That's too funny.
Who's driving right now?
No, I can hear like how fat you are too. Like I like your voice is like you're fat and black. I like picking up accents. I hope so. Definitely southern. You're like psycho. Yo, y'all
I hope you have a great night. My food's here. I'm going the to bed. Oh, Isaiah about to chow down, man. Enjoy, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Now he sounds white. Now you sound white. You sound white. Get with it, man. I always sound white. What the you talking about? No, not no. This dude sounds white as The other dude sound kind of black right there. Oh, all
right. I All right. What? Turned up. Have a great night. Take it easy man. Probably fat. I would say like fat. You like him fat. Is that what it is? You like him fat? No. You sound like You sound fat. Look. Look. He's picturing me now. He's just picturing me in his head now. I wonder what this dude looks like
so I can like, you know, get a chub for him. Well, you you could cam up like is that the weird black and you're kind of fat. I bet you look you look fat and black. What else? You still sound black, actually. What else? But now you're trying to sound white. But you definitely still sound fat. Okay. What else? What else do I sound
like? What size are my feet? Keep talking on a weird Oh, yeah. But a nice fantasy, aren't you? Look at Look at this big smile on his face. No, I don't. I can't tell. A big dumb grin. Yeah. You still sound black.
Mhm. But you think you're a pro at this, huh? I have no idea, dude. For a while. You think you've been around for a while? I just I'm just telling you what I feel from your You think You think you hang with some big shots that you're kind of like a pro, you know? Oh my god. These are your projections. Is this what it is, brother? Is this what it is? Is this what we're going for? This is what you want. This is our show. You think you think people know you?
People see like uh whatever the your name is. You know, you're in a little group of people that you think know you and and everybody know. Tell me Tell me why you're jelly. Tell me why you're jealous. I'm jelly of a guy. Play Dukes of Hazard. You're jealous of you, dude. You cannot play the Dukes of Hazard. I'm jealous of you. Play the Dukes of Hazard. I play the Dukes of Hazard. You're not going to shut the
I swear to God if you play the Duke of Hazard, I'll shut the up. You're jealous because I will shut the up for life. He's jealous and he put my profile picture up. I wonder who's jealous. Shut me up. Shut me up. Play the song. Shut me up. I will leave. Just be cool. I will leave everything. Just be cool, dude. We're
past the point of being the song. Play the song, dude. Just be cool. Just All right. Just say you don't know. Say you don't know the song. You're a bully. Say you don't know the song. Say you don't know the song. Say you don't know it. He's a shitty. He's a dude crashing up.
Everyone's take out like the dude's like crashing up in a Like we're about to We're about the 86 We're about the 86th Like that's what the cool people think about you, D. But you can be cool. But if you
try to be cool around me, dude, like or like No, like why pretend? You're a pretender, dude. You're a pretender. Be cool, dude. Just shut up and be cool, dude. You can be cool, dude. He's really bad. He must be really fat.
I lost 170 lbs. Oh I only have 5% battery. Hold on. I fix this. Oh, I'm not plugged in. Attention board. Just ignore him. You're going for five minutes. He'll leave. That's all he's on here for. If
you give him attention, then he'll just leave. So, no. I laid it out. I literally laid it out all for you. Like it's not you're not the like you're like the like hundth person I've
dealt with like with the same energy and Like I've exposed you. Cool. Yeah, I've exposed you for the fraud that you are. It's weird. You're exposed. Cool. Take the W, dude. Take the W.
Exposed. You can't play the song. You got it, dude. No Dukes of Hazard. Yikes. Yeah. Look at Look, he's going to pretend that he's going to play it. He's not going to play it. No. Like, I know done with that. I want my money back.
Cool. Well, thank you for the donation, brother. I want my money back. Are you asking for money? Oh No, that's psyche You have a Venmo? I bet you do. Huh? I just wish I was plugged. I bet you got a
Venmo. Ain't no sunshine going to shine on you. I could do that. Like, why don't you just be cool and like just play Dukes of Hazard? I'll leave. I swear I'll leave. Play the Dukes of Hazard and I'll go. Hey, do you want you want to I'll learn the you know, I've been wanting to leave for like an hour. Just play the song.
do some hazard in the key of three. Play it. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. There you go. Well, I mean, like, do you really know what that means? Can you just play it? No. Do you really know what? Tell me. Do you really know what the key of three means? I don't give a what the key of three means. No, you don't. Like, why
can't you admit? I don't pretend to know. I don't pretend to know. Play the song. It's like weird Like I'm gonna shake the out of you. Shake the out of you. I'mma shake you like a I don't know what that means. I chill with you. Play the song. Play the song. off. You suck. You understand what I'm saying. I speak
English, Play the song. You're weird, dude. No, I don't give a who's weird. Play the song. You're weird. Play the song. Play the song. Play the song. Every time I see you, I'm going to say play the song every time. Every time I see you, I'm going to say, "Play the song." Play it. Song. We can make him We can make a beat to it. Which song?
Give me some Give me some. Play the song. You like it? Keep going. Is that all you can do? One chord. Oh my god. I just said her. You know Jar Wigan? Joe Wigan can play better than you. I'm trying to chill, dude.
Hold on, dude. Cam up and and play the song and I'll cam up. We're going We're going in circles. We're going in circles now. You're trying to You're trying to fool me. We're going First of all, I'm not going to cam up. I'm not even on the screen. You're very vulnerable right now. Psyche, I'm not even on the screen. Why am I not on the screen? Trying to sex traffic me, dude. Can I get on the screen? Psyche, you're on the screen. I think you're a sex trafficker.
Psyche, what are you doing? I used to be actually. Oh my god. Play the song. Well, tell us about your sex trafficking. No, no, play the song. I'm not going to tell you. I want to know like I'm actually You're not going to get anything out of me until you play the song. In your sex trafficking history. Play the song. What the
What your man got to do with me? You're a sex trafficker. How'd you know, bro? You told me, dumbass. What the How do you know? Oh my. I mean, you didn't just you didn't just make that up. This dude like jerking on some weirdo
Yikes. I I am jerking off, actually. I am jerking off. Come back. I'm not done yet. I'm not done. I'm not done. Psyche. Thank god you've got him on the full screen, man. This is great. I got him on full. I want to jerk off all over that
uh laser tag vest that he has wearing. He froze. He
froze. What the Ah Too much. Too much.
Hey, Lego Zamo. You still there? It all depends. What are you doing, dude? I don't know. You tell me. What you been What you been doing for the last two hours, right? You should know. You should know. No. No. For real. For real. What you been doing for the last two hours? What I've been doing for the last two hours? Yeah. Hey, you you haven't just
been sitting here listening to us? It's uh smoking and drinking. So, we were just background noise. What? What do you think about that dude with the guitar? You think he can really play or he just bullshitting? He's learning to play and he's pretty good for Oh, he's learning to play.
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. He's not He's not like a professional. Yeah. He just start If you listen to his story, he said he just started playing not too long ago. me. Oh, I didn't hear his story. I I thought he was a professional. I thought he's been playing for years. So that's why he couldn't play the Dukes of
Hazard. He's not like doing concerts and you know. I feel bad now. I feel bad. Hey, dude. Hey. Uh hey, greasy dude. I feel bad, man. I'm sorry.
Come back.
I just wish he played the song. You know, he's not going to play it the way you've been talking to him. So, I mean, you're not helping at all. So, he was too demanding, you know. He didn't say please once. Why would he Why would he What? I get offended, man. I get offended when people aren't polite. Why would he say please to you? That's
what I'm saying. He should have said, "Please turn on your cam." I would have turned it on. I don't know. I'm not getting involved in that Not that serious, people. I mean, we killed uh Psyche stream, man. I'm sorry, Psych. You know, I I didn't mean to get involved with all
that You probably got like three people in you.
Hey man, I'm sorry about your girl, too. I didn't mean to call her ugly, man. I'm I'm used to it, man. It's all good, man. You know how many people You get that a lot of yeah. She looks good for her age, man. She does. She looks good. Thank you. I appreciate it. But I'm I'm used to it, man. It's not even a big deal. I will defend
myself at all times. You You like the chubby girls, huh? Yeah, man. More more pushing for pushing. You know what I mean? Not you're not one of those what are they calling those fatty lovers. Nah. No. She about a buck 80 probably. If if your if your stomach looks like a muffin top. No. Yeah. Yeah. If the stomach is like
out more than the titties. Yeah. It's not worth it. No, I'm not I'm not into that. Well, how much you weigh? about a buck 80. No man, that's disrespectful. No, she need that now. She's uh And I know you're trying to troll me right now, but I'll I can only feel from the neck up. I know that, but if you seen her when she
was actually alive, you would tell. Uh no, she's a big titty woman and her is smaller than her her hopefully. She stomach got a fat ass. No. No. Hopefully she is. yeah. Put another picture on. Let me see her. I know you got pictures of her, dude.
Come on, dude. I'm not asking for nudes, man. Let me see something. I'll give you my honest opinion. I'll give you my dead honest opinion. I don't think I can find a picture with her. God's opinion. God's opinion is gold. G. Yeah. Not go. No, I'm good, bro. You're trolling, man. And then if I I'm not trolling you, dude. If I was
trolling you, I'd be trolling you. I'm not trolling you. You are trolling me. I'm not ask anybody down there. I'm legit. Hold on. I'm trying to write this stupid that call me a PDF. I'm like, how the my PDF? Anyways, hold on. Let me finish writing this That's my sis, dude. She knows a PDF when she hears one. Okay. See, I know you're trolling. See,
I'm not an idiot, dude. Dude, don't be stupid. Nobody's trolling you, dude. Calm down. You sound like you have a complex now. You got a complex. Nobody's trolling you. Just put the picture up. Nah, I'm good, bro. Change the At least change the picture. Holy What's that? Oh my god. Look at the guy. He looks like an evil pie
man. He's wearing that like, what are you doing, man? You look like you ran five miles. Look at this guy. He's making evil pies. He's making evil pies to sell to the
kids in the neighborhood just to kill them. Mr. Big Pies. Hey, Mr. Big Pies. Come make us some pies, will you? It's like, what you been doing, dude? You left us up here all alone. It
went to He froze, too. Everybody's freezing. I'm not frozen. Well, you're never moving. Oh This is my jam right here. When I was in Vietnam, we used to play this every time we'd take out a village.
Dude, you were never in the Vietnam, too. Oh, okay. All right. I have to prove that, too. I mean, what the You weren't in Vietnam. You want me to cam up? You want me to cam up and show you my helmet? Jesus Christ. What's wrong with you people? What's wrong with your sister,
Why you so skeptical,
dude? Take it easy, will you? Call even though I like women. You're too sensitive, man. You're way too sensitive in this How do you survive out here? How do I survive by living off a woman like your sister See, that's trolling right there. You're doing You accuse people of trolling. You're
the other one trolling people. It's not trolling. It's That is trolling. That's trolling. It's proven. It's proven. Mike, where where did I see you first? Was it here? You ever been to TPP? I don't know. You know what happens over at TPP if you do this I don't know. You tell me, guy. You tell me. They show up at your house
with a camera right in your face. And there's nothing you can do about there's there's nothing you can do about that camera being Google. Hey, I'm not scared. Obviously, I'm the only person on here that has every single person on every single person on here that has their real name. So, do some Google research. It's not hard. No, nobody cares about your real
name. What are we going to do? We're going to send you a gift in the mail. We're not going to send you a presents up. We're not going to send you an Amazon gift card all day. Nothing. We're not going to send you that stuff. idiot. I'm just saying just watch what you say to people. You never know when
they're going to show up with a camera. I don't give a Oh, I'm scared of camera. Okay. Dude, what are you going to do? What are you going to do if somebody shows up tomorrow at your place with a camera? You're going to start number one. It's not going to happen. So, I'm not worried about it. And tomorrow, let's let's play devil's advocate. What What if it happened, dude? What if it happened?
It's not going to happen. People are cowards. They just You know Alex, right? You know Alex. You know Alex NYPD. Alex. What if we showed up with a camera? Yeah. What What if we showed up with a camera tomorrow? Oh, I already know. Y'all y'all turned Ducks old. I mean, it's all good. Y It's not It's not about doxing, dude. It's not about doxing. Y'all want to waste money flying. It's
not about flying. We There's people everywhere. There's people everywhere that do this There's people everywhere. All right, then do it. Nobody say, "Yeah, I've been for two years." Dude, just answer the question. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Why would I say what I'm going to do? Be prepared for it. Why would I say that? You know what I'm saying? So, it come prepared. So, if you
want to come to my house and respect my neighborhood, come over. It's all good. Stop flexing. Stop with this flex. Stop with this fake flex. It don't mean It don't mean that Listen, Linda, I'm not coming at you with any I'm just asking you a simple question. If you come with me, correct?
So, what you're saying is you you're prepared. You're prepared. If if people show up at your house tomorrow and they got a camera, you're prepared. What? A camera? Wow. Okay. A camera. Okay. So what do you do? So you don't care? No, my name's right here, idiot. My name's That's the right answer. That's
the right answer. You don't care. That's good. That's good. For what? I don't give a Cuz there's a lot of who care and they end up stupid. I don't care, man. I'm not stupid enough. Don't care is what I'm saying. Don't care. I don't care. Don't care. Somebody has a camera. If somebody ever
has a camera on your face, if somebody has a camera on your face, just say thank you to be broken on the ground. No, don't be stupid. See, that's that's the wrong answer you just said right there. It ain't the wrong answer. No, dude. You're not going to win. You're not going to win that game. Oh, I'll win. Trust me. No, bro. No, no, no. The only way you
win is you got that big fat backing you up. Listen, listen. In Florida, it's stay on your ground lawn. All right. So any that come on my lawn and I feel threatened, you getting shot. Yes. Exactly. On your lawn. If we come on your lawn that you have the right to do that. Nobody's going to come on your lawn. So if any So if anybody's on the street, y'all do
what you want. The street's fine. Yeah. As soon as I feel Yeah. So the sidewalk is public property. Look up my address by my name and you can easily get a street address. You see my house. So you do that way. Why do you need to come to my house and get a photo shot of it? You know, can we come back tomorrow? Can we Can we come back tomorrow around 4:00?
Well, I mean, give me a time and frame. I mean, you can I'll walk you in. You know what I'm saying? I'll give you I'll give you D. I'll give you D and see what's up with you. But I mean, are you gonna have food? Are you going to have food and drinks? Are you going to have any refreshments? I don't know. I mean, all depends. You like Spanish food? I love Spanish food. Yeah. Anything
without I mean I I can I can cook, you know, roast. Oh, that's right. You're Dominican, dude. Dominican rice and chicken. Yeah, that's good No, no. See, you don't know. What? What? What is it called?
I don't know if you want to pork chops or pork chops. Yeah, now you're talking, bro. Pork chops. Yeah, I'll walk you in. But you ain't coming to my house. You can come in my garage, but you ain't coming in. So why? Why? You don't want people to walk on the rug? There is no rug. It's tile. I don't trust nobody. We'll go in the garage. We'll go in the garage then. I
got me and my people will be in the garage. It'll be me, my sister, and big pipes. Yeah. Well, your sister's about to get by me. So, dude, what your girl going to say about that She'll probably be more worried about STDs than me Why Why you out
here with all the time if you got this girl waiting for you? That's how I get money and I spend it on her bragging that you get money off here. No, forget about that What are you talking about, man? I can go somewhere and get a woman. Listen, straight straight talk. Straight talk. You don't feel bad about the whole Tracy thing?
I don't feel bad about it because she gave me the money. I didn't put a gun to her and force her to give me the money. Yeah. But you understand that also I I back I backed her like not asked her. But I I've told her I said, "Hey, I I'll give you some money." And you know, um she said, "No, I don't want your money."
So, all right. So, y'all saw on the dick trip talking about Tracy when she doesn't even want me to pay her back. How much was it? The last time I No, this is months ago, but last time I talked to her, she said she spent like $86 just beer. That's a lot. Just on beer. Just on beer. So, I think you
should give her at least 500 back. I Well, I I wouldn't give her 500, but I tried to give her like um I said uh when I get my tax returns, so that was in February. I said, you know, I'll give her like $300 or some like that. That's fair. That's You know what, Michael? That's fair, dude. That's fair. She said she said she said she she said she didn't want the money,
you know. Don't even Don't even Don't even go by that. Just Just put the money in a card. Put the money in a card and send it to a first class male saying, "I'm sorry." That's it. Leave it at that. I ain't going to waste money and then she's going to tear out the card. No, man. Dude, do it for yourself. Don't do it for your conscience. Do it for your conscience. go through life
with a clean conscience in life that you I have a clean what are you talking about was gifts bro what are you talking about why would I do that so let's say obviously I'm just making a joke when I say Santa Claus so Santa Claus gave you all the gifts you to pay Santa Claus back Santa Claus is a gift giver exactly that's what I'm saying we're talking about a single woman that you
conned online and took her money basically I didn't con her I didn't con her and her would probably still be together and would probably be over for like summer vacation cuz we planned on coming over here for summer vacation and um we would still be together. But the thing is me and my girl were on a break. But then me and my girl got back together cuz she wanted to get back
together and I love my girl better than more not better but more than Tracy. So that's what happened. And she got mad and then she wanted to ask her everything back. She has kids. You know that, right? Yeah. She has three kids but they're all adults. Yeah. But I mean, she could have been spending that money on her kids. Why would she be spending on her kids all grown?
Hey man, I'm just trying to help you out, man. You You want to feel better about yourself? This is what you got to do. I feel good about myself. I don't need to feel better. Michael, I understand you feel great about yourself. You think you're king of the world, but eventually something called karma hits you in the face. Ain't nothing here and you look back and
you're like, "Oh, You know what? I could have did better in life." Karma karma taking his sweet ass time. Well, I mean, you're going to see eventually it comes around. All right. Well, I'm waiting. You don't care. You don't care. What do you want? What do I want? I want to take a trip back to my
condo in Miami. So, I'm waiting until my vacation time. Pipes, you mad about the picture, man. I'll change it. No, you can do you, man. I don't give a Oh, he's No, he's mad. I didn't screen. I didn't look at the screen. I thought he saw me up or we moved. We moved on.
I didn't look at the screen. So, no. Oh Damn, there's a lot of comments, too. Let me see how many what people be saying.
I mean, taking money is fine, but you got to give it back. It's not taking money, it's accepting money. There's a difference. I've heard that story a million times on here. How many times I've been offered money too? No. Well, luckily, I didn't need it. I don't I don't I don't even know if it's your sister or not, but by the way, the
headset I got I got that from Tracy. So, just letting you know. So, um, you got what from Tracy? Uh, the Bluetooth headset that I got on the shitty one that is all static. Yeah. See, and you know, you get what? Well, you get what somebody pays for. So, it's all good. See, that's karma right there.
I don't even understand how the my category is a PDF of all dating older women. Makes no sense. Well, obviously she struck a nerve. Well, you got to tell this chill out cuz this is not cool, man. Talking about molest miners and all that that ain't cool, man. For real. Well, at
least you're not dead like LD core guy. Like, who? Yeah. You don't even know the guy. I didn't even hear who you said, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's irrelevant. Everything said on here doesn't matter. Nothing matters. You think Psyche went to sleep?
He didn't even say good night. Yeah, he does that. He just like once once he What are you doing? Yo, your mic is muted. Oh, he's looking for something. Oh, there we
go. Hello. Is this suicide hotline? I want to kill myself. Oh no, I don't. Oh wow. If I don't hear anything from you, I'm just going to do it. We got 3 seconds to talk me out of
it. You imagine? Imagine somebody just blowing their brains out live on the panel. I think it's been done. I don't I don't want to imagine it. I bet you if somebody was serious about it and they wanted to do it and they said, "Okay, if you want me to do it, everybody in the chat press one." I bet you most of the chat would press one. And then the guy
does it. And everybody be like, "Oh, He did it."
Kell's terrified. Your fine little head look like that. Like every time you do that, I feel like you're trying to steal my soul. He's happy cat. He's a happy cat. You're a happy cat. I've seen the movie cat size. Cat size. Yeah, I saw you. He tries to steal the breath.
You see my breath? He steals my breath. He get my mouth. He my breath every night. They sit on your chest. Yeah, they sit on your chest and they steal your breath. Dude, I love this picture, dude. Hey. Hey, Big Pipes. Thanks, man. I want to use this all the time now. This good on you.
I'm going to get DG DG. I'm just letting you know. I had I had to like I I didn't want to, but I had to report your your sister's channel. I know she can make another one, so it's not a big deal. Who reports channels? Me. Because if you're calling me a pedophile, come on now. I got to correct that So, how do you report? Report it for
what? Don't worry about it. Calling somebody a PDF. No, that's that's wrong. I reported your channel for what? You can't go through for stealing. You stole money. You stole money. Oh, okay. Yeah, I stole money. You stole
money from an innocent woman. Okay. Yeah, that's definitely YouTube violations. Hey, Psych. I had a great night, man. This was great. Thanks, bro. It was fun. It was fun. It was fun. Yeah, it's always fun on your panel. Do I have a fun panel? If it ever gets too much, you know, just say, "Hey guys, my sister in a few days, she needs to create a new New York." My sister's not worried, dude. You think you think I'm
bad? My sister's a million times worse. Oh, no. I'm not worried about anything. I'm just saying I'm You should worry, though. That way, that way, that way her ch if her channel or her I bet you she don't even have a channel. But anyways, if her name gets shut down, then you know she's not worried. She's not worried. Don't worry. It's not a threat. It's not a threat. I'm just I'm giving
you a heads up. That's all. I'm giving you a heads up. Michael my threats. You don't know. Look in your chat and you'll see. She's calling me a pedophile. Come on now. No, no, no, no, no, no. My my sister, if you want to mess with me, you know what? My My sister's a million He said a million times worse. My sister
No. Ain't nobody gonna call me a pedophile, dude. That's That's gives a Michael, take a break. Michael needs a break. He needs a break. Take a break, Michael. Yeah, take a breaking about stealing money from girls. Come on. What the Do you understand that these people these people take everything we say
serious? Uh, Psych. Everything. Yeah, I mean Tracy sent me 50 bucks one time to ban Alex and a couple weeks later I let him back on. So I sent her the 50 bucks back and so it's like I think it's all squared away, right? She's a great person. She's a great person. She's a great person. And but Michael Michael send her 500 bucks. 500 bucks. She send
800 bucks beer money. You're just laughing about it. It's not It's not funny anymore. It's not It really isn't. It's going to come back to you. It really will. Hold it back. What do you have to say, Michael? I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't laughing period. So, you're I hear your laugh. I hear the laughter. Okay. And and for you to for you to say that it's okay for
people on your channel to call other people pedophiles. Okay. Well, he's he's off the show for Michael, just take a break. Just take a break, man. He definitely needs a break. I asked you not to say the word, and he he's saying the word, you know. It's like you're sitting there for four hours. You didn't say anything for four hours. All of a sudden, he comes out with that, you know, that whole thing.
Yeah. And it's like that's like a low blow, too. It's like it's not like, "Oh, I'll call this person a name. I'll I'll say you're a jerk face." No, I'm going to call them the worst name and then give them the book. Everyone's going to hate them. I know people do that. So, yeah. You're You're welcome. You're welcome, Deco. This is his This is his
graduation photo. Oh my god. Hey pipes, you just graduated today. Congratulations
You graduated from clown university. Oh my god. I don't know. My phone's not charging. It's not charging. You know why? You know why? There's a geomagnetic storm brewing right now. I think so. Yeah, it's charging again. There's the same reason you can't sleep and the birds are chirping. Yeah. If people are laughing at that,
I'm going to sing a song. It says, "God, sometimes you just don't come through." God, sometimes you just don't come through. You need a woman to look after you. God, sometimes you just don't come through. You make pretty daisies. Pretty
daisies. Nah. I'm gonna find find what you around here. What? What you doing? Hey, which is burning gets a little toasty. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on. I'm gonna find why you always go when the wind blows. That's my song. You know the
song. Barra. Is that Barracuda? Tori Amos. Tory Amos. Hey. Hey. Pipes. Mip. Good. Barracuda. I don't know the song. Barracuda. I do see Roger, but you know what? Um,
so, so your name is, uh, hold on, Michael's back. Your name is God. I like you, God. You know I like you, God. You know I like you. You're like an old school, you're like an old school kind of guy. Like I like the old You have manners. You're like respectful. Someone fuss with you or fuss with your lady, you're gonna you're gonna put them under the ground, right? How we do it, man.
This is it. This is what life is all about. Good times and respect. It's very simple. I I know I know this guy. I I I just have a feeling for this guy. Michael, what do you have to say? Michael, what do you say? Michael, I have to say he wanted to apologize. Really? His sister? His
sister's a You want to apologize right now? I know you do. Nah, I don't need to apologize for for your sister calling me a pedophile. Be a man. Be a man. Michael, second, you're drunk. You don't know no better. You apologize to me a couple hours from now. Be a man and apologize. Apologize to me in a couple
hours. I'm not going to apologize. Be a man. He will. Yeah, he will. He will. His microphone is terri I mean guys you can have a bad microphone but you can't have a terrible microphone. His microphone is terrible. Michael you come back later. Your microphone is terrible. I only talk to talk to everybody listening understand that depression is a real thing and Michael is suffering from
depression. I mean I get it. I mean 100%. I'm not going to tell you what profession I'm in but I see it every day. The man is depressed. Michael, what do you say? Michael, what do you have to say? Yeah, I'm so depressed that I make money every day. That's so depressing. That's his fall back. You think money is going to make
you happy? Money is correct. I'm just correcting the person in the chat. That's all I'm doing. If money makes you happy, if I like older woman and I'm older, why you sound so depressed from older woman? How does that make me a pedophile? Why are you so depressed if you're making money? Your answer must be a teenager. She shouldn't be on here. Shut the up, idiot. You're depressed. Yeah, I got You're Are you impressed,
Michael? Michael, you're impressed. You're You're depressed. I I can tell you're a little bit depressed. You know what? Tell that you're drunk. You know what? You're drunk right now. You're drunk. We could solve this right now. Michael, pick a number from 1 to nine. Michael, go ahead. I'll pick your mom. Michael. Michael, give me your number one nine right now. Or are we kicking
you off? Did they kick you off? Okay. Bye. Bye bye, Hey, I I said I was going to give a tarot reading like one tarot card. You know, you know what? He was going to pick two. Go ahead. Pick two. Do you want one, Mr. Mr. Gro? Not for me. No, he was going to pick two. Okay, Michael.
Okay, I'll get I'll get your car. I need to pull the cards. I can see the road not taken, so go ahead. This is for you, Michael. Okay, Michael. Michael wants two. Okay, Michael wants two. Okay, Michael. So, one, two. Okay. So, this is your card. Your card is the six of flowers. Okay. What is six
of flowers? I have to look it up. I'm not sure. Six of flowers. Daisies. Yeah. Six of flowers. Pushing up daisies if he keeps going on that track. It says six of flowers is a victorious card. This is your time to shine. Others have noticed your success. you're finally getting this recognition you
deserve, soak up the praise and be proud of what you've achieved. I don't know if that was so so true, but Michael, you know, every every little victory, every every like, you know, person that accepts you and likes you. Yeah. Eraser's here. Oh Eraser's here. Hey, how are you? So So you don't want Alice in Wonderland? I know you don't like Alice in Wonderland, but just give
me one number. One one through nine. Who? Me? Yeah, you. No, no. Get it from uh Rain. Rain, give him a number. One through nine. Rain, do you have a number? One through nine. I'm down to pull some cart. I really hate that Alice in Wonderland. I'm sorry. You don't like You don't like her? Look. Look. It's that much. It's that much. I don't like
Alice in Wonderland. Yeah, I have a phobia. Honestly, yeah, I see. I'm not you. Okay, so so Eraser Rain says nine. Okay, so I got nine. One, two three. Simon the Pman.
Four, five, six, seven, eight. Okay, one more and I I got Rain's card. So Rain's card today is Okay, I got you. Oh, the Hierofphant. Okay listen. You see it's like her sister sitting
reading by the book by the by the by the woods. Her sister was like always the wiser one. You know Alice had the older sister. Yeah. That's perfect. So it says hold on one second. Pull it up. Okay. So Hierofant. It says Hierofphant says what number is it? Hierofphant.
Hierofant. Hierofant. It's number four. Hold on. Okay. Empress. Hierofant. Okay. It says the emperor the hierofant. Thank you Hannah. It says though Alice's attention wanders her sister tries her best to keep Alice's focus on her history lessons. The hierofphant like
Alice's sister is a wise teacher who's who values education structure and and traditions. So somebody trying to like you know you have your own ideas and there's like older sister or there's some kind of feminine energy trying to say hey you know look at it like like this like she wants you to pass your history exam there's some kind there some kind of kind of exam or something I
don't I if I got it wrong I'm sorry but oh I thought she was the hierofphant yeah hierofant hierofant is originally the is the pope usually is orig like I like how it's Alice's sister in this card like Alice's sister was like Hey, let's read history books. Let's in the sun and Alice was like, "Oh, let me chase a white rabbit." You know, but Oh,
wow. I didn't even know Alice had a sister. Yeah, she had an older sister. Her that was her older sister. She was She took her out to the out to the trees, the grove that she was reading stories. Alice, I I only know a couple parts of the story. She She uh fell down a hole chasing a rabbit and then she found a tea party, right? She
was sitting there with a tea party and she drank some and she shrank and she walked through a door and then she saw the queen and the queen yelled at her and that was it. Oh no, she saw the cat. She saw the cat and there was as I think um caterpillar too and that was it. That's the whole story. She has a cat named Dina and Dina Dina saw the
rabbit first and Dina chas the other rabbit. So Alison chase after Dina and then but then Dina was like, "Oh, I'm not going down this rabbit hole. I'm not going to. Alice was like, "Oh, let's let's check what's out here. Hey, Dingle, what's up?" You guys remember that twins? Yeah, those twins. The whole story is creepy, right? I mean, but if you look at like the
besteller list from like a hundred years, the bestselling books number one, number two are Alice Wonderland, Peter Pan. Psych. Are you serious right now? Yes. Yes. Look it up. Look up. Is this a Is this like a fetish you got going on with the Alice? No, it's not. It's not It's not fetish. most popular. You're getting my You're really creeping me out with this dude. I'm really getting really creeped out right now. It's the most
popular book. It's His most popular book is most popular book. Look it up. Alison Wonderland's most bestselling book for like a hundred years. I don't want to talk about Wonderland anymore. I don't want to hear about it. Okay. Okay. Here. Here. Al I I am really creeped out right now. I'm so creeped out by Alice of Wonderland. I'm not going to lie. What do you want, Michael? What the do you want?
Alice in Wonderland. What about the Wizard of Oz? Huh? Where's the Wizard of Oz love? I like the Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz. The Wizard of Oz. Can you get a Wizard of Oz deck? I would love a Wizard of Oz deck. I know. I I I'll put on my wish list. There's a Wizard there. I saw it today. It was a Wizard of Oz deck. I love Wizard of Oz. They have the
Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion, Wish Wishes, Wizard, Wizard, the Wizard. the right there. I could picture the scarecrow upside down as like the hangman. That'd be sick. Do you ever see The Whiz with Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson does a song on the whiz. You know what? Honestly, that that kind
of creeps me out, too. The Whiz. I'm It does. It does. It's okay. But just watch The Whiz. The Whiz is like a black wizard of the black black people like to have their own versions of things. Very spooky. Yeah. We heard that was Buzza. Baroo. What was her name? Saruka
Bulk. Bara Bulk. Barua Bulu Balk. That's right. Yeah. She played Dorothy. What the kind of drugs were they on making that movie? I don't know because the whole story it was like in the 80s and it was about Dorothy. Everyone thinks she's insane because she um has visions
of Oz. And so they send her to an insane asylum to get electroshock shock therapy and then everything goes wrong, right? And she goes back to Oz. That guys, you remember that one, guys? Five of Watch that. Watch that. It's Return to Oz. That's how it was. Yeah. The return return to Oz. It starts
out she sees she remembers Oz and like Uncle Uncle Henry and aunt in the were like, "Oh, she's going she's going insane. She thinks she sees like aare scarecrow and so they send her to like a electroshock therapy. I only saw her once. It creeped me out. I'm like, "Fuck this. I'm not watching this shit." Instead of the yellow brick road, I think they went on the red brick road or
some like that. Right. They also had these things called called the the Wheelers. There was like these guys. Yeah. The Wheelers. They're just on like They're like on like scooters and bikes and they were just like they just harassed Dorothy. The only thing was the robot. The little robot dude. Yeah, Tik Tok. That was Tik Tok. Tik Tok was cool. That that was the only cool thing about
the whole movie. Well, I also like she had this I don't know if his name was Jack or something, but he was like the pumpkin headed guy and then she had this powder and she can turn the pumpkin guy to life and he he was really smart. He was actually really smart. The Nightmare Before Christmas dude from Yeah. I mean guys, you have to watch
this this movie Return to Oz. Return to Oz by Russ Bul. It was 1985 or 86. I saw I was in the theaters probably wishes. Yeah, she is. She was on the craft and I think she's still in movies. I think she That's right. Yep. Craft. She was hot in that. It's a
really good movie, too. The Craft is about these women girls in high school and they like just have a bond and then they're able to do witchcraft and then everyone that bullies them is Really? You guys You guys ever see that movie? the the craft. So once Yeah, the black chick was Yeah. Remember the black chick? She like
um she didn't like the Marsha Brady. I don't I think it was Marsha Brady or was like the girl played Marsha Brady. The Marshia Brady character was like this mean girl at school and then she put a curse on her and she lost all her hair. Do you remember the crafts? I you remember she lost all she was crying in the shower. I don't remember it. I saw it once but I don't remember it. Yeah.
the the the um Marshia Brady or whoever her name was, she she was on Hey called Hey Dude, her name is Christine something. I remember her. So she um she put a curse on she got her her hair brushed and got her hair and she put a curse on her and the black chick started losing her hair. You remember that Mev Campbell? Remember the skin peeling? Oh, you remember the skin peeling scene?
Yeah, that was a good movie. Yeah, I think I remember that. Okay, so cheers guys. Cuz I have one more I'm going to drink one more pineapple sunset beer. Keep drinking. Keep drinking. Helps you. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I have like one more. I got I got a eight pack. Apack or something. Watch
Jawbreaker. Okay. So, Jawbreaker has um what's her name? Her name is uh um Rose McGawen and it had a couple other cheeks in it. Rose McGaw. It looks good. It is good. It's good. Look, it's pineapple sunset. It's my last my last drink. It's a pineapple. It's a It's a strawberry, I think. Judgement. Saki doesn't help me judge.
Hold on. Who's playing music? Who's that? Michael, stop. I hear crap music. Michael, stop that Michael, that's not That's not me. You But you believe everything that everybody else tells you. So they say no. No. I heard I heard you playing You're playing a crap. You're playing
the crap song. I heard the crap. idiot. You're an What did you call me? What did you call me, Michael? I called you an idiot cuz you're being idiot right now. You're a fool, Michael. You know that? Good. Get rid of him, dude. Get rid of that clown. I don't I call him an idiot. I mean, I'm saying, "Oh, I heard the song
from the craft." And he's Oh, it's not me. He's a thief. Michael I say $800, send $500 back. to send loads back. It's all good faith. Okay. Yeah. Send 400 at least. At least half 400. Yeah. Send her $250. I mean, send send something. It's like like give a little good faith that you're like not an
Michael, what are you going to say? Even if she doesn't want it, send it back. She could give it to charity. Right. Michael, you there? I'm here. He's in his feelings right now. Michael, you're in your P. No, you're being you're being naive. You're being naive right now. You're in
You're in your feces, bro. He's being naive. It wasn't Why you trying Why you trying to manipulate him? Stop trying to manipulate the guy. Leave the guy alone, man. Stop playing games. That was a craft movie, dude. I'm taking a I'm taking a So, it wasn't me, So, you're playing So, you're It has to be You idiot cuz it wasn't me, dumb ass. How the am I playing if I'm taking
a You clown. I don't know. You tell me. Maybe you're making up that you're taking a Maybe that's Oh, yeah. Maybe I'm making it up. Maybe I'm making it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm making it up. Who makes up? They're taking a you dumb I don't know you. Oh, cuz you went in the bathroom and flushed a toilet. Huh? You hear that? You're a
idiot. Did I make that up, too? Did I make that up, you dumbass? I do apologize to me later. He's just drunk. He don't know no better. What? What? drunk. You know, none of you believe You heard me. I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm I'm just like I'm not scared to tell the truth. It wasn't me. So, it's all good.
Whatever. All right. Michael always says it wasn't me. I was dancing on the bathroom counter hitting on Tracy next door. Goes. That's how it goes. Remember you hit on Tracy and Tracy sent you some money and you turn it back. You know what, Saki? I thought you were my friend, but it I am. What? No. No, you're not. No, you're not. You're not being your friend right now.
You want to believe someone that you just met? No, I don't. I asked. You don't You don't know D O as long as you've known me. Oh, that rhymed. And by the way, you shouldn't you shouldn't believe everything that you hear just because So, I could say uh that do is a he rapes his sister, right?
But you No, don't say don't say. Exactly. No, no, no. Don't say Exactly. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't say that. No, you're not allowed to say that. I mean, Michael, Michael, he's not talking about me. No, no, no. He No, I don't. He's not. He's He's not suicidal. Michael, no. I'm going to leave. Uh, hold on. Michael, talk to me. Talk to
God for a sec. I'll be right back. Yeah. Talk to me while I'm wiping my ass. Oh
Come on, Michael. Speak up, bro.
I need to wipe my ass in silence. All I don't think Michael's there. Michael, do you hear me? Michael, are you there? I'm here, but I'm not talking to this Wait, what? But why are you ignoring people? You're on my show like oneonone. You can talk to Why? Why are you Why are you ignoring people? Because you're drunk, Psych.
You're trying. What a dude. That's what you're doing. That's the one. I'm drunk. You're drunk, Psyche. You're drunk, Psyche. You're drunk. You're drunk. You're drunk about that. You're drunk, guys. You see it? Look at little snake. There's a little snake in my ear. Little snake's talking my ear. See little snake?
that it's like a waterfall shower. I like that. It's like a like a major flush. 500 bucks. State of the art. It's a colar. You think he's saying, "Hey, Arthur, come up." Hey, anyone want someone come up? I'll post the invite link, guys. I can't stay on for like too much longer
cuz I'm like I'm getting too drunk. But yeah, I have to leave. That's what I've been saying the whole time. You're drunk, man. No, but do you know how do you know what a sexy guy God is? You know, you know how sexy God is? God is a really sexy guy. It's true. You know, it is. It is. I don't lie about He's a ass god.
That's what he is. No, no, no, no. God is a Here's what I I watched a few things Sopranos. First of all, I know that God is He's a made man. Yeah. You know, based on the show, you know who you know who God is. I know. I I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. No, he's a made man. He's a made man.
No, he's not. He ain't no maid man. He's a He's a made man. M A I D. He's a maid. I can just tell by the I can tell by the voice. I can tell you're not and he is. I can just tell by the voice. No. No. No. No. No. No. It's a little voice. You believe him or me? I did not I did not do anything that you said. I know. No, no. You didn't do
anything wrong, but you're just you're just like a normal guy. And God God is like probably like he's like the third guy. He's like the third in line for the god. He's female. He's a No, no, no, no. Michael, I'm about
to bring back again. He's a kid. Michael. Michael, you're a kid. You're a kid. Shut the up. You're a kid playing kid games. Online kid games. I know. But everyone guys, you play Fortnite. Play Fortnite. Play World of
Warcraft. Play Gardens. Whatever you want to play. He plays tac toe. You're an idiot. Michael, you're playing tac toe. Hey, Psych. Hey, Psych. Psych. I appreciate it. Have a good one. Okay. I love you, dude. Thank you for coming. I love you, bro. Stay safe. Hey. Hey, Mike. Good night dude.
Get out of here, No. No. This is the guy that trolls my girlfriend. Come on now, man. Shut the up, man. Not you, Psychi, but you need to shut the up. Drunk. Needs to go to sleep. I'm drunk. I'm not drunk. Yeah, you're drunk. I'm drunk. No, I'm I'm pissed at you. So, can I support your channel? You're
pissed at You're pissed at me. No matter no matter no matter how pissed I'll be at you, I I'll still be on your channel. I'm You don't You don't realize who's your enemies? What did I do? What did I do? You don't What are you talking about? What did I do? And it's not It's not that big of a
deal. All right. So, just don't take it personally. But then you um when you say that I was playing something with I forgot. I don't even know the movie because I don't even I don't even know the movie. You saying I'm playing the song and then he plays it and then you blame me for it. Like you're playing that's that's one thing. What
that? No, that's just one thing and that's the minor thing. Der I mean like what the dener? No. Psyche. See, that's how I know you're drunk, dude. Just just chill. What song was it? I don't know cuz I don't care. Okay.
It's okay. It's okay. Hey, do you want to hear a song? I'll I'll play a song. Hold. My phone's charged up. You're going to get copyright if you play a whole song. No, I I won't get cop. I won't get cop. I know. I know. I won't get one on this song. I'm warning you though. I'm just telling you. No, I I know. I know. Do you ever heard of Poppy?
No. No. Never heard of Poppy. Okay. So, Poppy is like a singer. She's a a young female. Long blonde hair. I'll play the song for you. Okay. Want to see the song? You've heard of You've heard of Billy? I wear my shirt. I'll end after this. I'll end
this. Guys, look. I'll end this. Hello, Moto. There you go. Okay, hold on. I got mehership. If I was you, I only I know I will. All my songs are membership. Hold on one second. So, you want to hear a song? I got it right. You I'll listen to it, but I I really don't want to listen to it,
but I'll listen to it. Yeah. Yes, you do. You do. You guys You guys, you want to hear it? You guys want to hear it? Hold on. I got it for you. Hold on. Put it on YouTube. Hold on. She's one of my favorite singers actually. Okay, hold on. Let me see. Like a Okay, here we go.
I wonder why nothing catches my eyes quite like the sight of a glow with a powerful machine so love
How?
So in control. Want to love her. I want to know what it's like to be in her.
What happened?
girl.
That was good, huh? You like that? You think so? I can't really hear it. But that's good for copyrights. Can't hear it. That's I know. It's okay. Oh Did you hear me call Lisa tonight? I call Lisa tonight. I I I actually just super chat. Oh my god. You hear me call Lisa tonight? That's not a
real That's That's Poppy. It's Her is Poppy. P O P Y. You'll find her. Michael, you saw Lisa? I follow Lisa. Yeah, I have her subscribed, but I really don't try and go on it. So, I'll Michael Michaels with her boyfriend or whoever
boyfriend. It's not her boyfriend. Her friend Her assistant. Her sister. Oh, her sister. Okay. I live in Florida and you want to come see her this summer. I already told you I I offered I offered to give you my home. Can I stay there? I can I can I I can
stay there still. Remember because you're drunk. But yes, I already told you. I'm too drunk. I'm too drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm slightly breathe. I'm sorry, guys. I have to pee. I'm going to pee real quick. Sit down. Please don't hear anything. Please don't hear anything. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you
peeing in a bucket? What are you doing? No, I I didn't do anything. I'm not doing anything. All right, I'm just seeing you. I'm going to say I didn't hear anything, guys. Nobody heard anything. Girl on a motorbike doing what she wants to. Girl in my bike. Let you Hey, so
have you Michael, have you met Emma? I haven't met her, but I've been on her channel. You talked to her before? Talked to her? Uh, not really because I mean I would comment on there only when you told me to go on there to raid her channel. So to raid her channel? Oh yeah. Well, I wasn't really trying to like give her a mean I was trying to like make it a fun
raid. She always takes it too seriously. Robert Kardashian took the bag with the bloody Oh my gosh. How's everyone in the chat doing? Who is that? That was Po. Her is Poppy. PY. Look at Poppy. You can You'll find Poppy. She's on YouTube. Thank you God for being here. Hey Jeriah, how are you?
It's a song so on the nose they put the motorbike in. It's called girl in the motorbike do what she wants to girl the motorbike. Let me see the rear view. Girl the motorbike. Go ahead and find out. I'm gonna find out. I don't know. It's a really good song. It's a really good song. Michael, you never had a gay experience. You never had one gay experience.
Second go through this when you're drunk. No, I never had the experience. You never No, no, no. Not Not one. Not one. Not You never We're a football team and then you slapped the guy's ass. No, you told me. You told me that. You didn't? No, you didn't. Okay. No, you didn't. So, you were like, "Oh, you're like, oh, you're so straight." You're like, "Oh, I can't even I can't even
slap my teammate on his butt." Is that how you are? No. No, he said. Okay. He said he said, "I'm not even trying to do that." You're being a troll. You're being I'm not being a troll. I'm not being a troll. I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not a troll. I'm not back in the days. Psyche. Remember
back in the days on Benny's channel? Back in the days. I was I Benny. Back in the days. Not on the days. Back in the days. Back in the day. I told Benny. Tell me how I told Benny. What did I say? Tell me one thing I said to Benny. That was a troll. Oh, that he was cute and that he was uh And it was cute. That was troll. That's like that's being nice. I said you're cute.
Okay. But you you're trolling him in a in a in no offense in a gay way. So and you know he's not gay. So that's what you're doing right now with me. So I don't know if he's not. I don't know if he's not gay. I still love you. I still love you. But man, I don't know if Benny's gay. I don't know if you're gay. I don't know if you're gay or Benny's gay. I don't I don't care. Guy, I accept you, Michael.
Whoever you are, I accept you for who you are. What? What? What? Saying 10. Whoever I am. Whoever you are, I accept you for who you are. Yeah. Whoever you are. Okay. All right. Then I respect you. So that's why I keep coming up on here. But it seems like every time I come up on here, especially when you're when you're
drunk, you're about to go to sleep. I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. I guarantee you. I get I I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk at all. Guys, guys, listen. I will donate. I will donate. Oh, no. I won't say that. No. No. Say Yeah. Please donate. Donate.
No. Yeah. So, so even if I if I pass out drunk, he's not putting his like an hour. I'm not If I pass Yeah, I'm Yeah, I'm right here. You're going to pass out an hour and then three hours from now you're going to create another stream and then you're going to not remember 50% of what he
said. What? It happens. No, it never that has never happened. That has never happened. No. No, that's never happened. Michael, what you're making up story is now you're making up a story. I never passed out on my stream. What are you talking about? I passed out on my stream. What are you talking about? You can't you can't full alcoholic. I'm an
alcoholic, but I don't get drunk like you. No, you get you get drunk. I don't I don't drink to I don't drink to get drunk. Crazy sent you $1,000 for just pure alcohol. Wait, it's like and you're not drunk. But what's what's wrong with you? Cuz I don't drink to get drunk. I just drink to No, you don't. You just drink
to be. Okay. I understand. You want to take a show with me? You don't even let me finish. But okay, I'll let you finish. Okay, I'll I'll show you. Oh, here. Michael, you have a No, man. Come back. What the hell? Well, if you're going to be like that, then I'll just leave cuz there makes no sense in just me being on
here. So, if you don't come back in like two or three minutes, then I'm going to get off cuz it's kind of awkward just me being on here. What are you Michael? What's up? What's up? What are you talking about, Michael? Why Why are you so sensitive? Not being sensitive. I'm trying to look out for you. You should stream right now cuz you're drunk and go. No, I'm not
going. I'm not I'm just getting to eat. Do you have anything to eat? Do you have something soak up the alcohol? I have I I have shrimp tacos. I have I have some shrimp uh shrimp tacos. No, knowing you knowing you and me as you're not you're not going to go to sleep until you finish your I No, I have your last
drink. You have a couple more. Oh god. Yeah, I do. I do. I do. Hold on. Knowing me and knowing you. I'm not going to say it. You change my teeth. Look at my teeth. That bad, huh? Okay. Never mind. Never mind. Michael talk. You
talk. He's just You just burped or slash shakeup. So yeah, chill off on that. Plus what you're drinking, it's like 8% alcohol. So, and you have I don't know how many you had and you still have like I don't know. I think you said like eight more. Is that what you said? That's crazy. So,
I would take a break from it. I I have I have one. I have one more. I I have eight more. I have one more. Oh, eight more. Okay. Jo appreciates, Michael. I'm looking for you, man. I'm looking out for you. So, don't call me the nword. Fine. So, you're looking out for me. You really are. I didn't say the n
word. What you talking about? I heard I heard you say it. Michael, have you sent me one dollar? One penny. Have you sent me one penny? You say that all the time in your chunk. God damn. No. No. Send you one single. No, he has not sent me one p. Guys, not one. He has not sent me one penny. And I What do I keep? Why do I stick over this guy? Are you mad? Are you mad because I didn't send somebody
else? I was sending you to somebody else on their channel and then you person's name but oh god and then now you get mad because I'm not sending you money. I learned my lessons from that so that's why I don't send money but I do you know uh how do you say draw attention to your
channel so that makes you money obviously more views possibly more memberships. Hey man, uh I don't know. No one's getting membership. Michael, are you a member, Michael? Well, I'm a member by Eldo, but when it once it's about to expire, I'll resubscribe. You're not. You will. You
will. Okay. Okay. Damn. You're not a broke Yeah. For 49. It's 4. Not 69. It's $4.99. It doesn't expire for like another week or two, so I'm good. Okay. Well, guys, I'm gonna have the rest of my beer and c with Michael. Guys, I'm just a little bit I'm just a little bit drunk. I'm not I know you
are. Uh I mean, you're not wasted. You be passed out. No, I'm almost I'm I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Michael, you you want to see me pass out, Michael? No, I don't. Actually, something go to sleep. There goes the background. But I would
actually like you to like go to sleep, man. No, we don't want to see you like that. Let me see like you cro. No, I'm not gonna say
that. All right. All right. You got to wake up now. Well, you're not wake you don't sleep with your mouth open, so I know you're faking it. So, no. Oh, god. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was just kidding. Here. I got I'm fall
asleep. I'm just saying like go ahead. Go drink one more if you really want to. But I'm saying like what are you talking about? Well, Michael, why are you so mean to Michael? You're being mean now. Mean to you. I'm looking out. See, there's a difference between looking out to you. I do. You say, "Hey, bro." I didn't hear. Hey, bro.
What? You're supposed to say, "Hey, bro." Then tell me what's wrong with me. Instead of just saying, "Oh, this is all wrong with you." You're supposed to say, "Hey, bro." First, I don't talk that way. If you want me to. Yes. Okay. He He's getting off He get off the show. He's I don't want to talk to him. It's very offensive. I mean, I said, "Say, hey, bro." He No, he won't say, "Hey, bro." No, he he won't. Wait,
what do you What do you have to say? What? I'll let Mecca. I'll I'll leave. I'll leave, guys. I'll leave. I'll leave him here. What? Why would you leave? It's your show, man. The hell? Yeah. Yeah. Finish. Ash. Ash. Ash. You got to spell Ash on your for this guy. Don't listen.
I'm just trying to look up, man. If you're going to be all offensive about it, we'll talk and you sober up. So, why don't you just come back on camera so that way me and you can say, you know, bye to each other in peace and then I'll just go on my merry way cuz I actually got to do today. It's a Saturday. I got I got to do stuff. So, if not, then I'll just leave. I'll
give you I'll give you two minutes. I'll give you two minutes. But I hope that you don't get too drunk, man. Well, that's too late now. But I hope you don't drink that last one. Why don't you save it for when you wake up? Because when you wake up, you're gonna crave to drink something. And if when you wake up, you'll have something to drink and hold you off until you're able to go
take your ebike to go get, you know, whatever you need to get. So you decide. Okay, I'll give you two minutes. Why are you being so insult? You're being insult you're insulting my ebike. I'm not being insulting. I'm being Yes, you were. Any reasonable person would
would know that I'm looking out for you. I'm I'm telling you guys, if you drink that last one, do you have one more or no? Do you have one more? I have half of I have half of one and then I have another one to go. All right. Drink the half of one. Eat something, go to sleep, and then when you wake up, you'll have one drink. I'm going to I'm going to
like me. I already know. So, what? I'm not an alcoholic. No, I'm not. I know. I just like Do you drink every day? Do you drink every day? I No, I do a day. I do few days off this year. Like three days off. A few days off this year. Okay. Well, I remember there was a period of time for like half a day that
you drink coffee which does help with the alcohol withdrawals. So I know that for for example, but you you are an alcoholic. I'm okay I'm there. Oh god, you're definitely an alcoholic when you keep cutting me off. All
right, next time you come on, if you don't come on within two minutes, I'll see you later. But if you do come on, I'm just going to say bye to you in a peaceful way because I do I really do need I got stuff to do. It's over here 6:37 in Florida. It's about to rain and I got stuff to do. So, and I'm not trying to get caught up before it starts
raining a little bit. So, if I don't hear from you, if you don't come back on, I just want to say I love you as a friend and I I will be back on. I don't know when I'll be back on, but when I have time to, I will be back on. I always support your channel. I love your channel. Even the controversy and all that but that
creates content. That's perfect. And um yeah, brother, I love you, man. All right, just you know this, man. I've known you for over a year now already. All right, so let's just keep peace. Good night. Good night, Michael. Michael, I'm I'm gonna just leave. I'm I'm already awake. So, but I got something.
Okay, go do your stuff. Your stuff. Michael has a really all All he has going for is a cute butt. That's all that's reason I like him at all. Here we go again. All right. This is a cute bike. I love you, brother. Just try. Try to eat some. He does. Eat something. Eat something. Eat something. All right. I'm not eating
anything. I'm not eating anything. Okay. Bye. All right. He He left. Guys, he left. I mean, I was trying to see. So, I'll sing one more song before I go to bed. If I have my phone, I can say it from memory. Hold on. I found my
phone. God, are you listening? God is for you. Goes, "God, sometimes you just don't come through. God, sometimes you just don't come through. Do you need a woman to look after
you? God, sometimes you just don't come through. You make pretty babies, pretty daisies. Love love love. I gotta find fine fine f find. What you doing things around here? What you doing? A few
witches burning. Gets a little toasty. Hey. Hey. Come on. Come on. I got to find f find. Why you always glow when the wind blows? Well, tell me you're crazy. Maybe that'll
understand. You got your night iron in the backseat just in case. You gone south. Well, baby, love your new fourwheel. I got a fine fine fine f find. Why you always go when the
WL? Hey, are you dryer? I don't know. I'm just trying to drink the rest of my beer and just fall asleep. I'm Guys, you want to fall? I just fall asleep. Let me see who's on. Is Scribble still on? I'll go to Scribbles. Let's go raid scribble. We'll raid Scribbles. Do a gay raid. He's still on. You guys want to do a gay raid of
Scribbles? I want to do a gay raid. I don't know if he's on the home. Let's
see. Oh, he's on. He's
on. I think he's doing a line sorting snap. You guys Oh, post the link and then just tell him like he's like I can't I can't stay up anymore. I've been up too late. Yeah. Link for scoo. I got a link for spools. Guys, say Psyche sent
you. Psyche loves you. Psyche has a gay crush on you. You can say any of those
things. Okay, guys. Here it is. Oh, I I was posting this chat. We're doing a gay raid. Here it is. You say Psyche sent you. Say Psyche sent you. Okay. And your song first. You say Psyche sent you. And then uh come to Psyche. Do an interview with Psyche. Okay guys, I'm going to leave. I don't
want to get too much more drug. Thank you God. Thank you. Uh thank you Michael. Thank you Hannah. Josiah. Eat some food. I know. I I can't order any now. I'm just going to go to sleep. But thank you guys. Go over to Scribbles. Say Psyche sent you. Just say Psyche sent you. So he knows. So it's not not anything weird. It's just
like saying, "Hey, this guy Psyche likes you." Psyche likes you. I see it. Okay, I'm here. I'm going to get some food and go to sleep. Okay, guys. Thank you for being here. Go to Scribbles. I just posted Here's his link. It's Scribbles. Okay, he's sleeping. Okay, I'm going to sleep, too, guys. Go to Scribble and say
Psyche sent me and eat fish chocolate with psyche on the pier and hold hands one time. That's all I have to say. Okay. You like that poison? Okay. I'll be back. I'll see you tomorrow, guys. I'll see you tomorrow. Okay.