HUMOROUS
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The Christine Raid Incident
drama
📜Humorous📂drama📅First mention Mar 30, 2026
Summary
Psyche raids Christine's stream bearing viewers as gifts. Christine responds with the banhammer. A point-by-point rebuttal of 'slanderous allegations' follows, delivered with the gravity of a UN tribunal and the energy of a wacky playhouse.
Full Entry
FILE STATUS: closed, unresolved, eternally re-litigated.
The sequence of events, as preserved in the record: Psyche arrives at Christine's stream in the traditional manner of the raid — bringing viewers, goodwill, and chaos in roughly equal measure. The raid ends the way several diplomatic missions in cult history have ended: with a ban.
What followed was the now-canonical 'Point by Point Analysis of the Slanderous Allegations' — a full-episode rebuttal addressing each accusation in circulation, delivered point by point, with exhibits. Allegations were denied. Frustrations were aired. The phrase 'Christine's Wacky Playhouse' entered the permanent lexicon.
The Codex takes no position on who was right. The Codex notes only that the banhammer (see: The Banhammer, artifacts wing) claimed another entry in its ledger, and that the drama produced more content than the original raid ever could have.
SEVERITY ASSESSMENT: Full Poltergeist.
RECURRENCE RISK: guaranteed.
Classification
Canon Statushumorous
Categorydrama
First MentionMar 30, 2026