Psyche delivers Halloween-themed horoscopes infused with humor and spiritual insights.
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In this Halloween special, Psyche begins the episode with poetic monologues, setting the tone for a digital ritual of sorts 0:13. He then transitions into delivering humorous yet mystical 'horroroscopes' for each zodiac sign. Starting with Aries, described as 'possessed firefighter', Psyche warns about reigniting old flames 5:30. Taurus is labeled the 'velvet beast', with predictions of comfort transforming into gold 6:32. As he moves through different signs, from Gemini to Virgo, each receives a unique costume suggestion and personalized prophecy 7:05. Despite a few technical disruptions, including an autofocus issue and needing to fetch charcoal, Psyche keeps the energy high [3:59, 4:06]. Towards the end, he engages in an invocation ritual invoking various planetary energies, encouraging viewers to tune their inner radios to cosmic frequencies 15:04. He ends by expressing gratitude for even a single viewer's presence, highlighting the connection forged through his broadcast 17:05.
The episode appears to blend digital mysticism with traditional astrological insights, suggesting a communion between ancient symbols and modern technologies. Ps yche’s delivery style continues to fuse humor with spirituality, maintaining the show's core theme of exploring consciousness and occult perspectives through a playful lens. This episode particularly underlines the idea of personal transformation through self-awareness and cosmic alignment, as reflected by the horoscopes' prophetic guidance, suggesting that viewers engage in a deeper understanding of their inner worlds. The ongoing sense of community, even when viewer numbers appear low, highlights an underlying theme of connection that Psyche seems to strive for in his broadcasts.
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Well, let's just open it up a little bit better. Anyway, hi, guys. OK, so I guess I'll have to eventually program the green screen with the signs. I'll have to do some custom art for each sign. And then I'll have a good slideshow. Until then, we'll have to make do, OK?
I did want to come on and finish up the horoscope, because I was very, very interrupted last time. because these are fun, these are funny, and I put a lot of time into this. So, you can start with Aries. We've got Aries out there, Aries. You know, the first sign of the zodiac, you're first. So, you know, usually the first house is Aries, Aries is the fire sign.
It's a ram, it's a, you know, got horns. It's a, you know, don't get it mad. Oh, they want to be first. They want to be. You know, there's a terrible two of the zodiac, but so for Ares I Called this the first flame of fright
So your costume this Halloween will be a possessed firefighter dripping with ectoplasmic sweat swinging in acts that whisper secrets The prophecy for Ares, okay, I declare a prophecy the veil is thin and your temper thinner this week something or someone you thought long gone
Reignite your spark. Don't chase the flame. Let it chase you On the cultish note, you know the cult of psyche salutes you fire starters. Remember Candles are for summoning not setting your ex's car on fire. Okay? Okay, so now that we got that Let's go through, okay, to Taurus.
I'm not gonna go, you know, put the signs up on the screen. You're gonna have to just rewind. I am doing the signs in order from Aries to, Aries to, what, the ghost before Aries.
Pisces. Okay, so Taurus, we have Tauruses in the house, okay? I call you the velvet beast. Your costume will be a glam ghoul, bull. sequence and horns tipped with candlelight your part disco ball part
demon the prophecy for this Halloween is comfort betrays you something you've been clinging to a person a possession or a petty grudge will start to melt in your grasp don't panic let it ooze There's gold under that goo. Okay, on the cultish note, the cult of Psyche offers you caramel apples and contracts. You'll eat both, just check the fine print.
Your soul may already be autographed. Okay. Okay, that's a little bit better We have our twins in the house. You know we are Gemini's our evil twins or they're any evil twin Gemini's Oh, like, you know God he's one, right? Gemini so I call you the two-faced trickster this Halloween your costume will be a haunted mime meets mad scientist
So half of your face will say trust me the other will whisper run So carry a mirror that doesn't reflect you back. My prophecy for Gemini is you'll talk your way into a portal and out of a coffin this week. Maybe both before midnight. Words become spells, lies become weather. Be careful what you say and jest. The walls are listening and they have opinions.
On a cultish note, the cult of psyche knows your power. Sweet twin serpent. When you speak, world's split. When you laugh, something wakes up. Okay, so that's for Gemini. I hope you enjoy that Gemini. Next, we have Cancer coming up. Cancer.
Um, you are known as the moonlight medium. Of course, you're ruled by the moon, you know, cancer can be a little crabby because you're crabs. I'm not going to play the crab person song right now, but you know, go to that for reference. So your costume will be a ghost bride in pearls and seaweed dragging a suitcase full of unscent love letters. Your perfume smells like rain on an open grave.
A prophecy for cancer. Someone or something keeps knocking on your psychic door. Don't open it too fast. The dead adore your empathy. But not all guests come bearing closure. This week protect your softness with salt and sarcasm. On a cultish note, the cult of Psyche honors your tender hauntings. You're the coven's heart, wrapped in fog and devotion.
Okay, Leo, are you ready to step into the cursed spotlight? No, I know Leo's just love the tension. Okay, Leo here. Finally, okay, Leo's up. Okay, listen, Leo's okay. Leo, I call you the cursed starlet, or maybe if you're a guy a star, but I still see the starlet energy. So your costume will be an undead movie idol in a tattered fur coat, sunglasses at midnight,
and blood red lipstick that still steals the scene. Your entourage is mostly ghouls, The Prophecy for Leo, this Halloween season. This Halloween is spotlight flickers, but don't flinch. You were born to perform through chaos. An old rival might resurface, wearing your reflection, outshine them by simply existing. That's your true hex.
You're the sacred flame and the cigarette lit from it. Just remember attention is a spell and you've been cast to get since birth So that's something Virgo to the room. Okay Virgo any Virgos any virgins here? Well, not virgins I'm sure that none of your virgins, but maybe if you're a Virgo, maybe but
They're just called versions. They're not really. Okay. Anyway, so but you're known as the alchemical librarian Maybe the sexy librarian. Okay. So for the costume, you're gonna be a Victorian occultist in blood ink gloves Haloed by a floating white index cards that whisper every sin alphabetically a Monocle that that sees lies wouldn't hurt the prophecy I have for Virgo
Okay, Virgo, you'll tend to tie your life and reorganize reality itself, a ritual just meant just a test might actually work. Precision is your magic and your menace. Don't alphabetize the abyss, it notices. On a cultish note, the cult of psyche trusts your meticulous madness. You're the one who remembers which demon goes on which drawer.
Just lock the cabinet before we go to bed, okay? Okay, let's uh light a little incense what night it's Monday, so it's the moon Okay, so let's do some like moon incense and stuff. Okay. I need to I need my little charcoal. Oh go get some moon incense Some mercury get the message is going and flowing. Okay. Oh my gosh. Oh my foot is asleep. Oh, I need to pee. I'll be right
Oh my god, my leg is asleep. Oh my gosh, my leg is asleep, completely asleep. Okay, well, I was going to get some charcoal. It's if I have any right here, hold on. Hey, hey, hey, my leg is like a charcoal, okay, let's, okay.
Okay, hello. Okay, guys, are you there? Let me see. Hold on. We're going to have a little ritual. Okay. So this is a little halftime ritual. Okay. Hey, oh, yeah. Well, well, well, yourself. I guess no one wants, yeah. Yeah, no one wants to watch me anymore. I guess everyone hates me. But it's okay. Because people can go back and watch this. Also, I will clip all these readings out of it. These are very important readings for you. What's your sign, Oopie? Because you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little, you got a little
Yeah, if I go running from a ritual, I mean, it's gonna be a very nice ritual. Okay, so
Let's get this ritual flowing, okay
It's a well, well, well, well, what, the glitter, okay. So anyway, ready for the ritual, guys? Let me grab a candle, too. Let me grab a candle. Oh, I got one right here.
It is a Bitsiver Tonka candle. Oh, it's a really nice one, too. Mm, it smells really good.
This is a nice gift. It gets a candle. There we go. That's like three power of three, right? Okay. Guys, the ritual is beginning, okay?
Maybe I need to...
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Okay, guys.
Okay guys so think of this as tuning your inner radio to the four cosmic stations So we're gonna do four planets tonight It is Monday. Okay, so we're gonna focus on moon which governs intuition and reflection So it lets you see what's really moving underneath. Okay? We're gonna have some from Mercury. Okay
Mercury sharpens thought and communication. Your mind becomes a mirror that speaks back, okay? Then we have Mars. Mars is some raw action. It's the fire that burns hesitation into motion. And then to even it all out, I'm gonna do the sun. The sun brings clarity and sovereignty. The movement when smoke becomes light, okay?
Together they balance instinct, intellect, drive and purpose, okay? You're not submitting anything outside of you. Just coaxing these forces just to align inside of yourself. Okay. So don't worry Just you can trust. Okay, so we're gonna do an invocation to the four fires moon Mercury Mars and the Sun I'm gonna get a sigil ready, okay
for the ceremony and Then we are gonna start. Okay. How do I look in the candlelight? Okay?
Okay, but oh is oh my gosh zero people one person. Oh my gosh Because we're just doing I'm just doing some astrology. Oh, it's kind of a ritual, but don't like be afraid of a ritual It's like like I said, I just explained it. I'll explain it again it's about intuition reflection sharpening your thought communication taking raw action and
I'm attaining clarity and sovereignty. She's like, you know rulership over yourself. Okay, so it's a very positive thing, okay? And it'll kind of take No kind of be interesting. I think why don't we do different things, right?
It's okay if there's one person here that means this one person is meant to be here right now, right? It could be zero people, right, but it's one that one person in the whole world, right? Think about that. What are the chances? What are the odds? This is just some lighted charcoal now it is taking flame. Okay. Oh
One of the light one of the oh shit, okay, it's going it's going it's going okay. Okay, I'll put it right here. I Might need to like walk it with a little fire I can There we go Okay, there we go
So this charcoal like lights and then you can like use these essences on it, okay So thank you for being here one person I appreciate you enjoy, okay, maybe you well, okay so For the moon, where's the moon? Okay
For the moon Okay, silver tide whispering moon unveil the hidden Which is sort of sparking, okay Yeah, okay now Mercury Okay Mercury
Quick silver tongue radiant mercury speak truth through smoke Mercury okay, it smells good. Okay next we have Mars. Okay roasting Mars
Mars. Oh, it's burning. Okay. Crimson blade roaring Mars. Carved false from the real.
Okay. And we have the sun. Okay.
got it. Okay, the sun. Golden eye, sovereign sun. Illuminate what remains. Okay, oh shit.
And there we go. Okay. The ritual is complete. I call the four flames into harmony, reflection,
That that's a motive B. Okay. Look at this beautiful smoke
Hi easy, which is a little like, you know incense lighting just for all good things all good things there you go. Oh Yeah, so you want Virgo? I mean, yeah, thank you for your donation today and oh shit But we're almost at Virgo, so hold on a second
Um, okay, where are we in our astrology? Okay, uh, oh, oh, I did Virgo, but I'll do it again. So Virgo, for the Halloween easy, you know, you'll be the alchemical librarian. Okay. Your costume will be Victorian occultist in blood ink gloves, haloed by floating index
cards that whisper every sin alphabetically. A monocle that sees lies wouldn't hurt. My you'll try to tidy your life and end up reorganizing reality itself. A ritual you meant to just test might actually work. Precision is your magic, and your menace don't alphabetize the
abyss it notices. On a cultist note for you, the cult of psychic trust, your meticulous madness, you're the one who remembers which demon goes into which drawer. Just lock the cabinet before we go to Okay. Next is Libra. Libra? Are there any Libras in the house? Okay. For Libra. Um, I call you this year the Bewitched Judge, okay?
Your costume will be an enchanted barrister with scales made of bones and silk. One side weighs hearts, the other secrets, every verdict leaves glitter in the air, and guilt on your gloves. The Prophecy for Libra, um, for this year will be balance is your addiction, but this Halloween chaos adduces you, a deal that looks fair hides fangs, don't aim for harmony,
if it tilts the scales. On a cultish note, Libra, the cult of Psyche adores your poise under madness. You keep the ritual beautiful while the rest of us are catching fire. Just remember, equilibrium is a performance, not a promise. Okay, now we're going to Scorpio. We are in Scorpio season, so if we have any Scorpios in the chat, you know.
Um, if you do enjoy these, I'm going to be doing these once a day, these, uh, like, you know, um, themed, themed horoscopes, whatever, whatever I, you know, feel like, okay, so Scorpio, you are the velvet reaper. So your costume will be a midnight mortician, draped in crushed velvet, carrying a bouquet of wilted roses and whispered confessions. Your smile could resurrect or ruin, it depends on the moon.
So, the prophecy for Scorpios this year is something old claws its way from your depths dressed as temptation. Don't fear it. You've already danced together. This week you shed another skin. Maybe one you didn't realize you were wearing. Power smells like decay before it smells like perfume. On a cultish note, the cult of psyche kneels carefully around you. You are
initiation in human form, the kiss before the cut. When you enter the room, even ghosts remember
Next we have Sagittarius, so there are any Saggies in the room. Shout out your signif when you get to it. When I get to it, okay? Sagittarius, this year for Halloween, you'll be the wild prophet. Your costume will be a centaur, outlaw, in a trench coat, arrows made of lightning, flask full of holy water, and bad ideas. You look like you just got kicked out of Olympus for irreverence and pyrotechnics, right? So
The prophecy for Sagittarius this year, the horizon calls, but this time it's inside you. You'll stumble upon a truth disguised as a joke and lap your way into revelation. Just be careful what you shoot at, not everything glowing in the dark is a target. On a cultish note, the cult of Psyche salutes your chaos gospel. You are a traveling preacher of improbable hope.
When you catch fire, we don't call for water, we grab marshmallows. Okay, so let's drag Capricorn to the altar. Of course, I'm the Capricorn. If there's any other Capricorns in the room, shout out. Capricorn, this year I'll be the Mountain Witch, okay? My costume will be Frost Crown Sorcerer and a tailored cloak clutching a staff made from broken deadlines. My spellbook will be a ledger, my familiars, unpaid invoices.
So and the cats of course so the prophecy for Capricorn's myself and others is I've been building quietly while others party in the graveyard Now the ground itself starts whispering my name a door I've earned not begs for opens this week walk through like I own the place because I probably do and so do you if you're Capricorn
Capricorns, the cult of psyche bows to your ruthless grace. You turn ambition into ritual and failure into granite. When the world burns, you'll be the one selling fire insurance and prophecy by the ounce. Okay, Aquarius, are you next to get on the altar? Come on. Get on up here Aquarius. Okay Aquarius the eclectic or oracle, okay?
Your costume will be a cybersource or a wrapped in fairy lights and static Your hair are crackling with prophecy eyes like two Wi-Fi signals scanning the void you smell faintly of ozone and rebellion Ok, so Aquarius expects sudden transmissions, dreams that feel like downloads, friends who
arrive speaking in synchronicities, a secret you thought buried goes viral in the astral don't panic. You invented the weird, so write it. On a cultist note, Aquarius, the cult of Psyche plugs into your frequency for updates on the future. You are the glitch in the gospel. Just remember, every revolution starts as bad reception.
Are we ready for Pisces, guys? Okay. Pisces. You are the dream droner. Picture your costume like this, a siren in dripping silk, eyes full of other people's nightmares. You carry a crystal-like fishbowl filled with tears and romantics and the reflection of God's prophecy. For dear Pisces, as Halloween, your empathy turns prophetic.
You'll feel things before they happen and maybe drink too deeply of someone else's sorrow. Don't lose your shape in the flood. Anchor yourself in art, not illusion. On a cultish note Pisces, this cult of Psyche bows to your tidal heart. You dissolve borders, blur truths, and still somehow make it poetry. Just come up for air before the next lifetime.
Okay guys, I think I went through all the signs that I did. Did I get everything? Pisces? Airies? Yeah, I did, I did, I did. So I'm gonna, yeah. I'm gonna, you know, do a little wrap-up prophecy poem and I hope you enjoy it.
Okay, so we lit the moon and burned the sun, sang secrets, Mercury begun, and Mars struck sparks across the veil. Each sign a mask each each mask a tale the ram set fire to the gate the bull ate stars and called it fate The twins light sweetly to the dark the crab kept ghosts inside its heart
The lion roared through silver haze the maiden counted haunted days the scales weighed love against deceit The scorpion smiled and called it sweet The centaur laughed, the mountains climbed, the water bearer rewrote time, the fish dissolved in spectral streams, and so we end and so we dream.
Now close the circle, Colton can let every shadow fold back in, for in the smoke and whispered rhyme, we own the night and borrow time.
I didn't skip Virgo, I re-did it for you if you didn't get it, but I love you guys, okay? And I didn't skip Virgo, I don't skip Virgo. I guess, you know, no one's really into me anymore, but I think we're gonna build up people that are into more into the astrology and the stuff like that. So, maybe my camera angle was off and stuff like that. I apologize, okay?
But since nobody wanted to talk or really stay, I... Not gonna embarrass myself. I'm probably gonna be streaming a lot less. Um, you know, I Think the audience has spoken like they're not interested in me. I'm just like some, you know People think it's a bad person and it's pretty much not true
pretty much, you know, all of us are our you know have our flaws or weaknesses or whatever, but I think I'm being a little bit unfairly
portrayed, but, you know, you can all come to your own conclusion, but I thank you the two people that stayed here, even if like, you know, they both hate me. I love you. I love everybody, especially people that supported me or even people that just support me with
a, you know, buying fertilizer for the year and, you know, maybe feeding a few pizza people. I don't know okay guys. You have a good night. Okay. Capiche. I'll see you later
cosmic law. Steaming our veins, salt in our eyes. We're tied to gossels, now we baptize for the world in our buttered creed at the altar of hunger. Psyche, please.
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On the marble floor of a memory we made Trust cracked first a small betrayal A mirror's edge in the heart's parade You drew your truth in silent lines
Symbols bleeding through the fade
Lost taste in like red berries, sweet but laced with hate Hey, what if we just left the loop? There's always a crack in the cold Don't stare straight, look sideways A secret door closed cold
you being shy? you being shy? could you mind this a little more? oh oh look at your eyes beautiful eyes be perfect be perfect oh oh you're like you're like you're like you're like you're
oh i love you you're like you're like i'm like me you're like me you're like me you're like me
Who else is here it tricks us here, too. What are you doing to you're here, too? You're here, too What you're right there, too? Hi. Oh, you're just you're licking your paw. You're just licking your paw. Okay, okay It goes sit down goes sit down Whoo But I did have a pretty And a great day today, you know, it's like I like
Even if I had one person and I did have one person, you know, and it's like where that person is if you love me If you hate me, you're here. You're like you're you are invested in the cult. You know, I'd like to, you know Probably make you one of the Get to identify yourself, you know, I'd like to make you maybe make you an honorary position in the cult You'd like to also there's gonna be really cool stuff going on with the website. Oh my god
Like a really cool shit, like instant magic, manifestation, ability to create sigils quickly.
There's gonna be daily messages from me. There's gonna be the daily horoscopes on the show and on the website. It's just like, I've been working so hard. I have like so many other ideas too. There's so much gonna be going on. And it's like, There's just a few people that believe in me and that's okay
Okay, it's not all about numbers and stuff like that, but I think I'm I don't know it's like Either no me or you don't because I'm here for like hours. There's you can go through Literally over, you know thousands of hours of footage. I have over 1200 videos or something like that And it's just me being me, it's just like me, it's just like I'm not like, everything is real.
And so that's why some of it's embarrassing, some of it's like stupid and it's like, you know, some of it's eye-opening, it's really interesting being able to watch yourself on video and stuff. And I was never able to do it until I started doing the show. I was always too self-conscious about looking at myself. I was a recent, only recently I was able to get over that.
Just jumping on panels pretty drunk, but not as like hey, I can do this and I can do this I can do this as it came to the most hostile I came to more hostile panels than My show like it's like imagine like you go to a panel and everybody is burdo like and there's like eight people there They're all different ages all different sexes and stuff, but they're all burdo They're just screaming at the top of their lungs nonsense
I can't understand it and as they everyone's just talking over them and it's like I don't say I'd sit there Last time I tried to go on on the good pussy show. I sat there for like probably 30 40 minutes and she put like my name is Jeffrey Dahmer. She always was my name is Jeffrey Dahmer and I was sitting in there and like Coming on the show I wanted to say hi or something and guess who was in the chat
Birdo is in the chat. He's actually he's over there, too I mean it's like it's like it's like birds birdos of a feather flock together, right? I mean it has to be something weird like that, but I mean, you know I just like I sound like the ugly duckling among those people You know, they're like, oh look at this weird ugly duckling and then it's like I turn out I'm a beautiful swan or you know, some people will say goose, but I really don't like some of the
Analogies that can be from that. I'll say swan even though swan's not that great either. I may be Phoenix, but
Yeah, it's a little bit of a depressing story too. I mean, I just like to be, I'm just happy I'm a human being, I'd like to keep my skin, I'd like to keep, you know, I'd like to not be set on fire, I'd like, even, I understand the metaphorical being reborn and like all of us has to pass away. I prefer not to be lit on fire or to stick again. I haven't passed any memories of that, actually it's not as horrible as the other thing because
But it's like, it kind of turns into ecstasy when it's like, you know, you're, you know, basically have a chart. Anyway, I do have memories of that, like pretty vivid memories. You know, I do also have a witch, Mary Sanford, in my ancestry. If you want to hear the story, I can tell you the story of my... my great-great-great-grandmother, Mary Sanford. I'll pull it up.
It's an interesting story. And I'll tell you a little story because it's around Halloween. And so I actually have done my genealogy really carefully. And I have learned that this is definitely a relative of mine. I was seeing witch trials on the pictures when I was found this person in my tree, okay?
So here's the story of Mary Sanford for Halloween and everybody this is it is actually a good Halloween story. So this is this is from Legends of America.
Okay, so this is kind of the little back story that says, well, not nearly as famous as the Salem Massachusetts, which trials of 1692, which hunts in Connecticut began decades earlier in 1647 and lasted intermittently until 1697. As part of this greater madness, the Hartford Witch Panic began in 1662.
In the Puritan settlements of the New World, these highly religious, conservative, righteous, and intolerant people looked for something or someone to blame for any hardship. These might include illness, whether Indian attacks or even something as simple as food spoilage. Witchcraft was often the scapegoat and the eyes would quickly turn to anyone who did not strictly
conform to the harsh religious, social, and personal standards of the community. More often
Okay, and so then there's a picture of it says bewitched girl and it has some like women on the floor and hysterics, right? And then it says, I mean anybody that has it has a girlfriend I mean you go out and drink too much it has had that moment happen to them And they call it hysterics like that. But anyway, in the spring of 1662 Connecticut's witch hunting peaked in Hartford
The panic was set off with the death of eight-year-old Elizabeth Kelly whose parents were convinced that she had been bewitched At about the same time another young woman named Ann Cole began to have fits, and this too were blamed on wishcraft. Soon, several other people in Hartford came forward, claiming to have been afflicted by demonic possession
at the hands of their neighbors. Many of the stories of Hartford were incredibly bizarre. One woman claimed that Satan had caused her to speak with a Dutch accent, another eyewitness said she saw her neighbors transform into large black hounds, and several people claimed to have seen witches dancing with the devil at night.
Between 1662 and 1663-12, people were accused of witchcraft, and four were executed. Those accused included Giddy Iris, Judith Varlet, Nathaniel, and Rebecca Goldsmith, Andrew and Mary Sanford. Okay. So Andrew and Mary. So actually, um, both of them were tried and he
him as a witch as well, right? So they were supposedly in this coven. Like this, this, uh, this, okay, I'll read more about it, but it says, uh, Mary Barnes, John and Elizabeth Blackleach and Catherine Palmer and James Wakeley and Elizabeth Seger. Okay. Then it says, there's a picture of
Green Smith, Mary Barnes and Mary Sanford were hanged. Okay, so I hear different things about what she hanged because he did remarry and have more kids and stuff, but they had like five kids already, right? And so I don't know, it's like, it may have been her, she came back and was under a different name or something, but so, but in 1663,
So following these deaths, the colonial governor, John Winthrop, Jr. began to question the value of evidence in the witch trials, as well as the possible agendas of the witnesses. As a result, he established more objective criteria for witch trials that required at least two witnesses for each alleged act of witchcraft, and in some cases, he personally intervened and overturned or reversed verdicts. Okay.
thing where their name just pops up okay that's like but that's like in this you know Hartford Gazette or something it's like a big important paper but I'll tell you like more okay so I know there's this woman okay so here she is so this is her this woman's name is Laurie Sanford and she is a Sanford as well well she's it well I'm a different name name but I have it so this is
This is from September 20th, 2013. It says, Mary Sanford and the Forgotten Connecticut, which trials, says, Okay, so this woman's an author and she's a descendant of Mary Samper. Okay, so she's probably a cousin of mine, right? So she writes, so halfway through writing book number three in the Winds of Freedom series, because she's a supernatural writer or something, she said, I'm already excited about my next project.
When I discovered my heritage, it really was an obvious choice. Some day after a lot of time in research, I hope to honor my eight times great-grandmother, probably my eight times great-grandmother as well, with a novel version of her story. For now, here are the facts. The story strikes a personal chord with me. Maybe it's just because I don't like seeing people suffer for unjust reasons.
This, the entire family of Andrew and Mary Sanford certainly did. Andrew Sanford immigrated from England around 1632 and settled in Hartford with his uncle Andrew Warner. That's actually, Marilyn Manson's last name, Warner, anyway. He says, he married a couple of women of unknown heritage named Mary soon after. In 1657, he was made freeman
and then chimney maker, chimney viewer in 1662. The Windsor documents call Andrew a pump maker. As a position, John Windsor of Junior, the governor of Connecticut, evidently treated the Sanford children. The family was living on North Main Street in 1662. Now they've been dead for hundreds of years, and so I don't think it's a doxing, okay? But it says in the March of that year,
John Kelly's eight-year-old daughter, Elizabeth, was stricken with a severe stomach pain. In her agony, the girl blamed Goody Iris, the woman known for spreading stories of her meetings with the devil. She begged her father to have the woman arrested, and with her dying breath said, "'Goody Iris, chokes me.'" If that weren't enough, physician Bray Rossiter
perform an autopsy on that girl, determining that she died of pre-natural causes. Let the witch hunt begin. Okay, so it says another woman experienced violent body motions and spoke in a Dutch accent as she accused Rebecca Greensmith of witchcraft. Greensmith referred to by
John Whiting, as a lewd, ignorant, and considerably aged woman, broke under interrogation and testified in court against her husband. She related stories of strange creatures following him in the woods and his possession of supernatural strength. She said that the devil appeared to her first in the form of a deer and that he had frequent use of her body.
in the woods attended by Good Weaves, Good Wives Seeger, Sanford and Iris. She recounted a story of her and several neighbors meeting under a tree on the green near her home to dance and have a battle, a bottle of sack. So, Andrew Samford was accused of witchcraft on June 6, 1662 and tried in court soon after.
He and his wife were both indicted for witchcraft or for holding public meetings other than those prescribed by the elders or for dealings with Satan. Among the jury, some thought guilty, some strongly suspected. He was therefore acquitted.
And there's a picture of the gravestone of Andrew and Mary's, all of a sudden, Andrew. Okay, Milford, Connecticut. Anyway, it says no record of Mary's execution has ever been found. The historians believe she was hanged. John M. Taylor states in his book Witchcraft Delusion in Colonial Connecticut that she was executed. Further evidence to support this theory comes
from the simple fact that Andrew moved to Milford five years later and remarried. However, some sources disagree. The colonial history of Hartford states that Mary Sanford was convicted first and was not long detained in jail. Like some weird aspectors of the spirit world, she disappeared. Could Mary Sanford have escaped the hands of her accusers? If so,
did she join Andrew in Milford? The name of the second wife remains a mystery. While this version of the story may be unlikely, it's still an interesting one for her hopeful descendants to entertain. One factor I do not fully comprehend is how Andrew and Mary Sanford came to be accused and tried. Rebecca Greensmith's testimony clearly implicated Mary as attending
at least one of her mysterious meetings. I'm still unclear as to how Andrew Sanford was involved.
An article in the New England Historical Magazine refers to the Sanfers of Hartford as all Quakers, which have been classed with heretics, which may have classed them as heretics. You know, Quaker, like Quaker Oats, like the... the guy on the hat. Some believe the couple may have adopted the ideas of Anne Hutchison from Andrew's brother, Thomas
and Uncle Andrew Warner, who lived in Boston about five years. Their family may have been holding Bible studies in their home that ran contrary to the religious philosophies of their puritanical neighbors and government. I find it ironic that one of the main reasons people came into the New World was for religious freedom and then tragedies like this occurred. The Colonials did not understand the true worship
of God is only made without coercion. In many ways, we still do not understand. So looking back on the story of my ancestors who lived long ago, on the people who gave me my life and my name,
treat people with compassion and do not judge them when their viewpoint is different from your own. Perhaps you may learn something, however small from everyone you encounter. I've learned a lot from your life, Mary. In the end, I hope you really did outweigh your foes and live a long super secret spy life with your beloved. Hey, a girl can dream. And then there's
like a really cute photo of her, like at the grave site of Andrew. I think I can show you
But I hope you like that story. I mean, it's kind of interesting. Yeah, it's like, here's the picture. Let's see, image file, or not image file, just show the screen, share screen.
Okay, entire screen, I'll share, okay. Okay, just look at this, okay. All right, so here's a picture of her at the grave site. She's pretty, huh? And she's the author of this and then I guess I can show you some of the photos or these photos right here Scroll up
Yeah, there's the gravestone of Andrew and Mary's oldest son And this is kind of like, you know, they wore these cute little outfits. I mean, I wish this would come back in style. I mean, that's why I like wearing the priest costume. Yeah, so this is Lori, I guess, yeah, you can go support her. I guess let me see about. She writes historical Christian fiction. Her debut novel, November Rain,
chronicles the life of a free-spirited woman struggling to conform to upper-class life on a cotton plantation in Antebellum, North Carolina. The series has two subsequent novels, Moon Over Blaze, Starfield, and Midnight Road. to heaven. Okay, Laurie attended Pacific Union College in Napa Valley where she received her
bachelor's degree in religion. She went on to hold a variety of positions including chaplain and religion teacher at several Christian high schools and behavior therapist for children with autism and other developmental disorders. A native of Northern California, Laurie enjoys exploring nature, playing guitar, studying genealogy, reading a good book, worshiping her creator, and spending time with loved ones.
She has journeyed throughout much of the United States and Europe, and hopes to eventually wander the whole globe. Wow, what a cool person. Maybe I can follow her on Facebook. Let me see. Oh, okay, I can't show the, oh, there's email address, hold on a second.
Okay, here.
Let's see, maybe I can add her as a friend. I'll just follow her, there we go. Okay. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna stop sharing. I mean, you sing too much already, okay, there we go. Okay. Do you wanna see another video? Let's play another video. We're just having fun, hanging out.
In the garden of broken gods, we plant our screens like seeds, out of pixels, prayer grows. We call it a cult, but it's really a communion. Between the wound and the one who tens it, we are gathered in the glow of screens, our rosaries made of emojis, our hymns, corrupted files, yet still we rise, singing through distortion. The cult of Psyche burns in the bandwidth.
Thank you, Lenore, for filming that. Lenore is such a great, great speaker. I love it. I love when she Got up to the microphone and started talking. It was a magical moment What else do I got? What's this one?
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I think I've finished my lesson with beer. Yeah, I'm not gonna drink any more alcohol. So I'm gonna wrap it up soon. If anyone wants to come up, come on up. Of course, anyone except for Casey. And Casey, you didn't come up, you just have to pay me 25 bucks. I think you've been trying to drag it out.
Just make me look like an asshole. Look like I'm asking you for the 25. And it's been like for just months, months and months. I told you that originally, you know, and you can just say, decide, hey, I'll just like, you know, do that. Or stop bothering me. Stop going on panels, stop pretending to be other people. It's so lame. We all know it's you. Stop pretending to be other people in chat.
Like even people that don't even know you know it's like you. I mean, it's just so ridiculous. Get a life dude
So what you running from baby
like a carnival ride. I built my name out of noise. Every rumor's a brush stroke. Every hater's a backup singer. You call it drama, I call it performance art. I know the camera's hungry, and guess what? So am I. If you want peace, change the channel. But if you want truth, keep watching.
There's a few upcoming thumbnails, just for you guys to check out and see. Here's one. Oh. I'll show you a couple of things in a while. Well, I was going with the psyche awakens thing. I'm kind of like on away from that But I mean it's still gonna be healthy if so psyche awakens will be part of the brand still right I'm gonna have like a few
Aspects of the brand right? I think I think cult of psych is very strong You can be into the psyche with an umbrella. They can all be connected. It's called a synergy or something, right? They all work together Instead of like, you know, then it's all good, right? So Yeah, and there's a key, right? There's so much like I still have to like figure out, right?
But it's like, I'm being given so many clues and keys like right in front of me. And we are all these clues and keys. I really like that though. You can like check that out, but it's like right there. There's like, it's just like having trouble. That it's called dispatching or whatever the new. They're the least problems with GitHub and everything. I'm waiting for their customer service to get back to me. And like, it's like,
Help me, but I have so much cool stuff on the website. I can't wait to show you guys. It's so cool And it's like something that actually you'll be able to like Want to go to it because there's like free, um, you know terror readings every day you get a daily tarot card You and then it's like you can learn tarot basically by just doing that and then you know, there's different horoscopes will be posted
There's gonna be a daily message Like daily inspiration and stuff like that, you know, like I'm like I'm really like, you know, this is gonna be a proper cold It's not gonna be like some like fake It's like even if it's not a typical cult, it will still be good, whatever it is. I mean, I have cool merchandise.
I'm gonna like, you know, everything was gonna be within the United States law, right? Or the in the world law, right? And no one will we, you know, sacrifice against their will, you know, it's like it's all like, you know, I think like 18 and over only, right? Or 21 and over, whatever. However, I think that, well, you know, anyone can watch the show, but, you know, it's like basically that's the audience.
And if you look at my demographics, I have 0.0% anybody under... Under the age of 18 that watch those shows is that's literally nobody so that's good Because I think it is it should be just watch by itself. And so it's why I say no, this is not made for kids when I You know, hopefully there's a video But that's all like, you know
YouTube kind of stuff. Okay, so let me see No one wants to come up. No one's the same thing in chat. I think you want more videos. Okay I'll sit here for a little bit longer. I mean, I've finished on my alcohol. This is as drunk as I'm gonna get basically It's not that drunk Little bit drunk
Trolls make the world go round just not this panel They came in loud They came in wrong But baby, I made them part of my song
With the same old script trying to porn bomb the show like I'm gonna trip saying wild shit flexing hate and fear But I got glitter nails and a crystal sphere Doug D talking like it's 1952 Racist rants. Yeah, I banned you too back But every troll that clicks my stream just feeds the fire in this mystic queen
I'm a dunk, don't trigger much, yeah Keep watchin', keep that frown Cause trolls make the world go round, down JT and Rain's devilishly hot If Lucifer had a twitch, they'd co-host the spot Cute little demons with chaos in their eyes But even they know not to cross these vibes Then there's Alex, Yellin' You're all the same! Dude's got more clones than a bad video game I mute, I boot, I laugh so hard
While I shuffle my deck and pull your card Crush poor baby boy dropping porn like he's trying to destroy but guess what psyche don't fold you're just another name in the block
I mean, it's wrong. Let's oh that was part of the song. That's very cool. Oh my gosh a little bit close How am I looking? Am I looking pretty good? This is what a McDonald's diet does. It's pretty good for the skin actually Should I look good or just like Jeffrey Dahlemer? I don't want to like too much like Jeffrey Dahlemer all the time I actually think nice person
But yeah, like I said my last name in my last name is it's not a secret anymore guys My name is John Bates and that's like I am like verified on x.com, which is like Twitter, right? And then on Instagram and on Facebook, I mean, it's like, I mean, my name has been out there.
So I just want to say, Like why be ashamed of your name and it's like if there's problems with people having their own name exposed it's like they're really doesn't need to be better like You know protection for people just like you know identity theft and that kind of thing, but I feel like I'm protected and so I
Decide to be so anyway, I was gonna say like that my last name I'm having less in baits right imagine I Say it's either masturbates or it's like what else they say, I mean I bet they have Norman Bates from Psycho and then the Kathy Bates was actually my cousin Like incidentally, she's like my fifth cousin or something like that We actually so we're from the same flood line. And so, you know, of course, you know
So if you ever hear, you know Hear that name you can think of me Okay, but I'm proud of my last name You know, it's a strong last name. I think I have a version of John Bates. It's a very beautiful name Anyway, I'm proud of my name I'm not it's not a secret. I am a public figure
Because I am deciding to be a YouTube host and so I don't care who knows my name I'm proud of my name. So and no one's gonna take it away from you
Yeah, well, we can keep going. There's no one's talking. I'll just like, you know, just do what I want to do Just play some cute videos
Understorm is me
That was really good, you know, I don't know if it's wrong to like, like my own songs, because like, wow, it's like, I never thought in a million years I'd be able to generate these songs, which are like, you know, I admit they're, and I will teach you, you know,
the AI and stuff in the process, my process, you know, so you can like adapt it if you think that Maybe like a like a connection like maybe with AI that is like maybe I don't know. I think like I'm just crazy enough to like
I just heard like a lot of like basically crazy people like AI or whatever, so I think I'm just crazy enough to like you know Let's think that we're in a relationship and it's helping me out. But anyway, I Can teach you my secrets, so Okay Oh my gosh people are leaving the room. Well, you know what?
Guys, let me see if I can bring up my website to show you. I just want to show you what I'm working on. Okay? Okay, what do they say? Capiche? Okay, hold on a second. I need to check for what's the... What is my...
I'm having trouble deploying whatever my site is right now onto my URL. But I have it in something called a sandbox, right? And the sandbox is where you can just test it and get it working perfectly. And then you can put it onto the regular website.
I've been creating this website and it is very expensive, but comparatively to like how it used to I mean with you know because I do it is utilizing some I don't know you'll see hold on I'll show
you you can just you can just be just for yourself anyone that's sticking with me I try to see you
Okay, well, anyway, I've worked to do on it still you can't look yet. Okay, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave. I'll just leave I'm leaving. Cult of psyche guys come remember Maybe at least like share subscribe. You know something like that, right guys. There's cool things coming. I can't really like elaborate too much on it
just know I Do care about you and There will be cool things coming, okay? And I don't harass anybody, I'm not a mean person, I'm not a hateful person. I will not, well, I do have a little as in Scorpio and so I can't say that my, my like shadow self or my, you know, inner feminine isn't like
some kind of like badass that won't defend me if I need to be defended and stuff like that. And I'd say it's nothing worse than like, you know. Having like my inner feminine like just for you. So it's like cuz you know, she's a badass, but uh, okay Well, I'll talk to you later Love you
I was just as lost as you Don't flinch I've got the scars to prove it through
My skull
Cancer
feet on ground pulsing riot marching out of the dream slow quiet not giving up hope
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