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Episode 0 is a comedic musical narrative about an untrackable Bigfoot and an enigmatic Army cook whose legendary culinary skills rival his elusiveness.
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Browse era →They tried to find him in the woods one night Big boots, big beard, gone before daylight
He's untrackable off every map Bigfoot saw him and said who's that chap Footprints so large they block the trail His beard has its own zip, code and mail
Birds build nest when he falls asleep Park Rangers whisper, don't wake that beast A satellite caught him cooking beans Then lost the signal behind his beard on screen Untrackable, impossible to find Bigfoot's three steps behind
Army cook with a mystery stew Nobody knows what he put in the brew Untrackable, covered in hair His beard enters rooms before he gets there He joined the army and became the cook One taste of breakfast made the sergeant look
Is this an armlet or camouflage paste? He said that information is classified, just taste His biscuits were strong enough to stop a tank The coffee stood up and marched through the ranks He burned boiling water, nobody knows how Then seasoned the smoke and served it as chow
Untrackable, impossible to find Bigfoot's three steps behind Army cook with a mystery stew Nobody knows what he put in the brew Untrackable, covered in hair His beard enters rooms before he gets there
Bigfoot called him and, teach me your ways I've been hiding out here for thousands of days He said, grow your beard and destroy every track Serve powdered eggs, no one's coming back Thermal cameras failed when he walked through the snow They only caught a beard with two boots below
Last seen grilling somewhere off grid The army denies everything that he did Untrackable, king of the trees With tactical bacon and government cheese Big beard blowing like a flag in the air Half army cook and half grizzly bear
Untrackable legend of the night If the food doesn't get you, the beard just might
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