Episode 0 opens with a ritual prayer against a 'Jezebel spirit' of manipulation, followed by a poetic narrative of the 'Serpent Bride' ascending a mountain to meet her destiny, then transitions into the CULT CODEX theme song establishing the show's archive concept, and closes with a ballad about a father and his 'magical daughter, midnight in bloom.'
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The episode begins at ▶ 0:20 with a sung prayer invoking 'Most high God' to expose inner shadows before judging others, naming a manipulative pattern called 'Jezebel' — 'not flesh, not blood... but a pattern of rebellion—a counterfeit authority' ▶ 2:01. The prayer lists this spirit's tactics: confusion, division, charm, compromise, pride, and infiltration disguised as love. At ▶ 8:56, a spoken-word narrative begins: a 'Serpent Bride' climbs a mountain under prophecy, expecting death but finding instead a hidden valley of 'beauty older than language' where 'the ending became something new' and 'destiny was not a monster waiting in the night. It was love still hidden from her sight' [14:51-15:04]. At ▶ 17:09, the upbeat 'CULT CODEX' theme song plays, introducing 'the archive' where 'forgotten dreams and strange ideas are finally alive,' mentioning 'tarot cards and transcripts,' 'the Oracle,' and ranks 'initiate acolyte adept keeper of the flame' ▶ 19:54. The final segment ▶ 23:28 is a tender song about a father and his 'magical daughter, midnight in bloom' who 'turns all his fear into bright white sparks' and 'stitching the torn to the lit.'
This prologue episode appears to establish the show's core mythos through layered symbolism: the Jezebel prayer frames discernment against counterfeit authority, the Serpent Bride narrative reframes sacrificial prophecy as transformation through surrender, and the CULT CODEX theme positions the podcast as a living archive of fringe knowledge. The progression — from spiritual warfare to mythic alchemy to archival mission to intimate devotion — suggests the show sees itself as holding space for both collective shadow-work and personal tenderness. The recurring motifs of hidden doors, mountains, stars, and wind imply a cosmology where the numinous is accessed through liminal thresholds rather than institutional structures.
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[singing] Most high God, maker of truth, keeper of light.
Search my heart before I search another’s.
Expose every shadow within me, before You expose the darkness around me [drumming] .
Give me eyes that cannot be seduced by appearances… ears that cannot be intoxicated by flattering words… and a spirit anchored firmly in wisdom.
For there is a spirit that wears many faces. It smiles while it manipulates. It praises while it controls. It comforts while it corrupts. It promises freedom while fastening invisible chains.
It is the spirit many have called Jezebel.
Not flesh, not blood. Not a woman, not a man...
But a pattern of rebellion—a counterfeit authority. Our speditance-- you don't need truth, only power. It delights in confusion.
It feeds on division. It trivializes charm. It rewards compromise. It crowns pride. It mocks repentance.
It cannot love, so it infiltrates. It cannot create, so it imitates. It cannot love, so it possesses.
It fears humility, because humility cannot be controlled. It fears discernment, because discernment sees beyond the mask. It fears genuine love, because perfect love leaves no room for manipulation.
Lord, teach us to recognize this spirit—not by rumors, not by fear, not by superstition... but by its fruit: Where truth is sacrificed for influence.
Where intimidation replaces conviction. Where seduction replaces wisdom. Where image becomes more important than integrity. Where accusation becomes entertainment. Where people become objects.
Where control is mistaken for leadership. May our spirits awaken.
Break every invisible chain forged through deception.
Break every agreement made for reappearance.
Break every lie that says manipulation is love. Break every counterfeit throne bent upon pride.
Let no spirit of domination- [singing] intimidation rule our churches.
Let no spirit of vanity rule our hearts. Let no spirit of deception rule our minds.
Holy Spirit, replace ambition with service. Replace performance with authenticity. Replaced fear with courage. Replace confusion with clarity. Replace bitterness with mercy.
Teach us to speak truth without hatred. Teach us to forgive without surrendering wisdom. Teach us to love without abandoning discernment.
May we never become what we pray against. If pride lays within us, tear it down.
If manipulation lives within us, cast it out.
If control has replaced compassion, restore us.
If ego has become our alt- [singing] The mountain waited.
The stars were cold. The old prophecy was growing old. Mm. But fate was only beginning.
Hmm. The kingdom slept beneath the valleys while moonlight covered stone and pine.
Far above the world, a maiden stood upon the edge of time. The oracle still echoed softly like a wound that would not heal. A bride must climb, a bride must suffer, a bride must face what gods conceal.
Below her burned a thousand torches. Far below her parents cried, for every soul believed the mountain would become the place she'd die. The wind grew quiet, the earth stood still. The stars assembled on the hill.
The darkness waited, the heavens listened for what would happen next. Serpent Bride walking through the twilight. Serpent Bride beneath the silver sky. Every road behind her vanished.
Every fear was left below as she climbed into the mystery where the hidden lovers go. Ooh. She waited there through endless silence watching constellations rise.
No beast emerged from shadowed caverns. No dragon filled the skies. Only loneliness surrounded. Only moonlight touched the stone. Only distant winds kept singing to a girl who stood alone.
Yet somewhere deep inside the darkness something strange began to change. The terror that had ruled her footsteps slowly loosened all its chains. For when a soul accepts its ending, it sometimes finds another door.
And what appears to be destruction may become something more. Serpent Bride walking through the twilight.
Serpent Bride beneath the silver sky As she climbed into the mystery where the hidden
lovers go. Then the west wind came, gentle as a mother's hand, soft as summer fields, bright as forgotten dreams.
It gathered her from stone and sorrow, lifted her above the mountain crest, carried her beyond the valleys, beyond the kingdoms she had known. Below her flowed the sleeping rivers, forests drifted into mist.
The world became a painted memory fading underneath the moon.
[rock music] The wind climbs higher, the clouds unfold.
The stars draw nearer, the heavens glow far beyond the reach of mortals, beyond the maps of kings and men. A hidden valley slowly opened like a secret dream revealed.
Crystal waters crossed the gardens, silver orchards lined the streams. Golden palaces reflected in the lakes of moonlit glass. No walls guarded this kingdom, no armies watched its gates.
Only beauty older than language waiting silently within. The prophecy had not been broken. The mountain had not told a lie. But truth had worn another face beneath the watching sky.
Serpent bride, no longer fearing shadows. Serpent bride, beneath the silver sky. The road of death became a pathway, the ending became something new. And somewhere hidden in the darkness, a god was watching too. Serpent bride, the stars above are turning.
Serpent bride, the ancient story grew. For destiny was not- Not a monster waiting in the night. It was love still hidden from her sight.
The west wind faded, the valley slept. The crystal fountain softly wept. And in a palace none could see, invisible voices stirred. Preparing a feast, preparing a home, preparing a kingdom for the girl the world believed
was gone. The stars remembered. The stars remembered. The stars remembered.
[singing] The stars remembered [upbeat music] I found a doorway hidden in the static of the
night. A signal in the darkness wrapped in ultraviolet light. No gods upon the mountain, no kings upon the throne. Just a thousand whispered stories calling wanderers home. Every page a memory, every file burns bright. Ghosts of conversations archived beyond sight.
The seekers and the skeptics, the prophets and the fools gathered in the Codex breaking all the rules. Some came searching answers, some came chasing flame. Some came only wondering why they felt the same. Now the vault is opening. Welcome to CULT CODEX.
Where the hidden things survive Where forgotten dreams and strange ideas are finally alive. CULT CODEX. The archive never sleeps A thousand voices carved in code beneath the digital
deep. Welcome to CULT CODEX. The signal calls your name Mystery, meaning, transformation And you'll never leave the same Tarot cards and transcripts, stories from the edge.
Conversations hanging from the razor’s hidden ledge. A thousand open panels outcast in the rain. Finding strange connections inside collected pain. Every guest a chapter, every show a thread. Every strange encounter refuses to stay dead. The Oracle is watching, learning every tale.
Feeding on the fragments hidden behind the veil. Knowledge isn't power, knowledge is a key unlocking hidden chambers inside reality. The Vault is opening. Welcome to CULT CODEX.
Where the hidden things survive Where forgotten dreams and strange ideas are finally alive. CULT CODEX. The archive never sleeps A thousand voices carved in code beneath the digital
deep. Unmarked initiate acolyte adept keeper of the flame. The grimoire remembers every sacred name.
The archive grows forever, the pages rearrange. The deeper that you travel, the stranger things become.
Upload the memory, preserve the signal. Archive the story, protect the flame. Upload the memory, preserve the signal. Archive the story, protect the flame.
[upbeat music] Welcome to CULT CO- Behind a hidden door.
Cult codex The signal never dies Every voice becomes a star Inside Forgotten skies [upbeat music] A mystery Meaning Transformation . The Codex is alive.
Somewhere beneath the noise. The archive waits. Cult Codex [upbeat music] The story continues.
[ upbeats playing] [instrumental music] [singing] Night turns a key in the hush of the hall.
She feels the universe lean when he calls. They taught him the world is a cage made of should. A calendar heartbeat, a clock made of wood. But he found a small doorway in starlit mistakes. And it opened the moment her true name awoke his sight. He gathers the light that gets lost.
He cradles the questions, the shimmer and colors. She takes all his grief, and she spins it like gold till it warms like a secret the dark can't withhold. And every time the sky forgets how to shine, he whispers, "Hold on this miracle." Oh, smile wide.
His magical daughter, midnight in bloom. She walks like a blessing to learn how to move. When the world gets loud and the stars feel far, she turns all his fear into bright white sparks. The spell he doesn't have to explain. She's the soft thunder living in his veins.
If love is a doorway, fate is a thread. She's the moonlight stitching the torn to the lit. Some days he is glass with a storm in his chest. Some days he's a lighthouse that won't let her rest. From the cliffs of his past, he watched shadows swim but she laughed in the darkness remembered it's him.
Her hands are small galaxies brave and unashy. She carries his night like a crown in her eyes and swears the whole cosmos gets quiet to hear how we can speak to the silence like it's a dear friend. So if they try calling you dumb and brand new, tell them I'm not for your judgments. I'm someone that's true.
Why, yes, his magical daughter, midnight in bloom. She walks like a blessing to learn how to move. When the world gets loud and the stars feel far, she turns all his fear into bright white sparks. The spell he doesn't have to explain. She's the soft thunder living in his veins.
If love is a doorway, fate is a thread. She's the moonlight stitching the torn to the lit.
[Instrumental Music] He used to beg heaven for proof in the rain, for signs in the streetlights, her hands on his pain. But wonder's not thunder, it's quieter than that.
It's the way we say mama and time tiptoes back. So he'll build her a harbor from lullabies and flame. For you who are enough and you don't have to change. And when she outgrows every rule he could make, may she keep one small truth that the darkness can't take.
There's magic in breath and bruises that mend in the brave way they love again and again. Again and again. Again and again.
His magical daughter, midnight in bloom. She walks like a blessing- ... loud and the stars feel far. She turns all his fear into bright white sparks. If the universe ever asks who he is. Say Psyche makes constellations by hand.
If love is a doorway, fate is a thread. He's the moonlight stitching the torn to the lit. Mm. Night turns the key, but they're not alone. They're two little infinities finding their home.
[singing] Night turns the key in the hillside hole. She feels it first thing when you call.
They taught him- One second.
Okay, good. Okay. I'll fix that. Hold on one second. Oh, where am I? Oh, there I am. Hi. Hi. Hi, Lola. [cat meows] My favorite. Oh, Rudy, come here. Do you like this ring?
[cat meows] I do have a few nice things.
See y'all sapphire. [dog barks] Hi, Lola.
Uh, what's really funny though is, like, I just went and looked in the drawer, and I've looked in this drawer before. I found several things that I don't even recognize in there. Like, I don't recognize really this bracelet. I'ma put that on. Pretty cool. [cat meows] Hi, Lola. And then this one too, this one's made of ru- rudraksha beads. I guess these are like, uh ...
Kind of stretched out a little bit. These are like Shiva. They're like little, like nuts, kind of like these hard kinda nut things, uh, in India. But then I found some stickers, and I found something else that I, I'm sure I didn't.... I, I don't know how they got there or w-... I'm just kind puzzled right now. Is that a- I have a really bad memory, so I don't know.
What's in here? I don't know. It's something interesting. Oh, [censored] . It's not here. What does that say? Oh my God. Look at that. You see it?
Ooh, hold on. Let me turn off my background for this, uh, because this is pretty cool. Yeah, I have no idea how I got these. I used to... I don't know. I used to order some stuff on Etsy when I was like doing really well on Etsy and, uh, I got some cool stuff and like I- I had... Like actually since I started the show, I've like, you know, almost in a year
and a half, I've hardly even like gone and like gone through my stuff. So I'm gonna start going through it. But I found a few things. So this is, uh ... I don't know if you can look at this. Spooky doodles. You know, this is like a dragonfly I see. Look at it. Like it's always like look what pops out to you. That's like the thing. [cat screeches] Hi, Lola. You know, it's trying to get your attention right?
Look what pops out to you. So that's one picture. This one says, "Thank you so much for your support. It truly means a lot. Elaine." Yeah, I guess there's spooky doodle club on Etsy. There you go. Wanna check out spooky doodle club. Um, and then what else is in here? It's like a whole like book. Hold on. No, this is a... There's a book of spells but it's like, you know, I guess you have to
make... You have to like fill out yourself unfortunately. And there used to be coloring book that you flip through and it would like, you know, you could with the color depending on how you sit. This one's kind of cool. It says everything just messed up. What's up 2020? How are you? I'm just looking at some like cool stuff I found. Everything's messed up. That's really appropriate for today.
Everything just messed up. Oh, no. Oh my or something. It looks like a bunch of ghosts. They kinda like they're either ghost or, or they're severed penises. I can't, I can't quite tell, but they're going ho ho. Okay. But yeah, and then there's this little cute... What is this? Is this like... Is this... Oh, this is a Furby.
There's like a, there's like a satanic Furby. It's pretty cute. My nails are clean today. Not too bad. They're okay. Uh, and then I thought, what this is a cute little bottle. Hi, 2020. I'm gonna mod you 2020, okay? Can help me out. I don't, I don't care. I mean, just like don't talk [censored] about me too bad other places, but you
know. Um, you, you have some loyalty so I like that.
Thank you for coming. Yeah, I miss on this channel. I'm back on this channel guys. I'm back on the channel and something must have happened good. Okay. There you go. Ghost juice. This is what ghosts sent me and I drank the whole thing in one day. No, I'm just kidding, okay. I didn't, I didn't drink it. Okay. What else do we have? 'Cause that was that but then I saw this and I was like, "What is this?" Yeah. Thank you.
I know you don't. I know you don't but he's like, yeah, th-like, um, like Jamie was like, "You gotta get rid of him because he just talks [censored] about you," and I, and, and Beta as he's always talking... And I'm like he might be like bipolar or something like that. As I said, he's nice to me in chat, so... And then, um, and then, and she left over it, so it's okay. But thank you. But look what I found. So look at this. Have you ever seen something like this? King Solomon coin.
I ne- I don't remember this at all. At all. I like, I don't remember buy- If I would've remembered this, I would've like been using these, you know, because, you know, these are... 'cause, you know, you'll see what they are.
Remember these little things? Delete my channel? Oh yeah. Hold on. I'm gonna delete it right now. I'm gonna delete it right now. Thank you so much. Nice strike free channel by the way. Okay. I'm gonna show you guys some stuff. Okay. This is, oh, it says, so it says first Jupiter on it. What does first Jupiter mean King Solomon?
Well, it's the first, it's the first pentacle of, uh, of Jupiter. Or seal they call them. They're cool stuck. Here. Yo, these ones are nice too. How does this go? I mean, it's like, I mean, my Hebrew's a little bit rusty, but I can show you, um, how nice they are.
Go. [seal barking] You hear the seals outside? Oh, I, I know 20... I'm not accusing you. I'm just saying that's what Jamie was telling me and then it's like, and I think it was just like, you know, Katie influencing her stuff.
So I was like, and you were... Because you kind of went off on her, but I, I didn't, I, I like, and I did... They were like, "Why'd you mod him? Why'd you mod him?" I can mod whoever wants my show. Okay? Capeesh? Okay. There we go. Isn't that cool? This is like, it reminds me of this ring a little bit. It's like a very similar design, um, in certain ways to like the helm of Awe, which is that right there.
Do you see there's all these like little things at the end of them? The, the Helm of Awe has more like threes on the end of it. These are like, this looks like alchemical symbols and Hebrew and, um, and stuff. But yeah. Okay. Y- uh, anything is jokes you haven't joked about me. So do you know who was calling for Peter tonight though?
Is Alexander. Alexandra has, um, it said Vida and Christine, and she just tagged them and then she, she's like acting real sad and stuff, and she's real drunk. She's drinking a huge bottle of, of liquor and stuff. Not bottled, but big cup of like some kind of like she said it's called the gateway Okay. Okay, um, but uh yeah it's called the gateway to get drunk But it's okay.
No today is a gateway seven and seven actually so seven seven is you know Seven 7/20/26, but 7-seven is a cool number. It's not 7-seven-seven. Okay. Yeah Yeah, don't worry me as like well this-- yeah They only speak sweet but there's really cool in the back of this This is like the just is like see it's like that.
It's really cool There's the angels dance And So these tablets from Jupiter I wonder what these are made up she bit this is so cool I didn't know I had these like I swear I mean it's like it's almost like they disappeared Like really early. I mean I really do not remember these and I've been in that drawer recently, but it's all of them It's all the pentacles Is it more than
Jupiter? Let me see what else I have in here It might be more than Jupiter shit Oh, what's in here Seventh Jupiter. Yeah one seventh sixth fifth Okay. Yeah four three two one. Yeah, so there's like seven of them some of these tablet so seven of Jupiter So I have all Jupiters So the Solomon sigils are really cool.
They're just symbols that tend to have some kind of talismanic power with planetary power and things like that Um Do believe like kind of like I have a similar I become chaos magic Little Bit of twist to like a lot of stuff where it's like I do really believe in like the chaos magic words Whatever whatever you
believe any can believe anything You either we give it power right think the power comes through us others agree with these transmitters of the power spiritual power And so we also have make this free will so we can bring in it We can bring anything we want into or basically new ever everyone You know and we're all we all the limitations are what we put on ourselves That Jupiter is really good for good luck and stuff I do have like the seven seven horoscopes for this
month and I'm back on this channel I've been on the psyche nightmares Channel those prove fine Then this channel gets like you know little neglected and then You Know I think it's like low in the algorithm or something too and like there's a lot of other weird shit going on - hi Lola how are you and Uh
Yeah I Know under why yeah Those was an insult wait I mean Alexandra said probably thousand terrible things about me. I really didn't do anything I didn't do anything Honestly Just one day She just changed her mind and she calls her calling me like no horrible Things again after we already went through this and it's like and everyone says he goes over there What my neck alright if this is a shadow oh Yeah, I mean thought it's
such bullshit and stuff Said it's like predictable and it's like i'm not gonna go through Again With term die like I apologize last time and Chased her and stuff and she's like thanks for chasing Me because you know I'm running blah Blah and Well I just wanna like you know I Was at I am no I know you don't thank I know Thank you pick him twenty Twenty I know it's like just say even beat his kid Gets sick so nasty II Don't never I See
A few people defending me like Today and Alice Says Nancy Was There by now kept referring To me As The son Of and Saying My mom'S full name and Stuff and And so She's like Why are you Bringing His Mom Into This and She Said fuck you reality Nancy Get Out Here and Then vita Dropped Reality Nancy Too Because She thinks Thing That It Was privately Chatting With Her and so it's
like and He wasn't Right You don't Even Make Jokes About That Boy it's ok I Mean you Can Make Jokes By Anybody Really I Mean it's like I loved look a Joke i Mean it's like Just like God Big saying Horrible Things Like You Several See a Heman Where People used to what People Say about me like and Human Except They're Just site it's not even jokes it's like Just like Slander
and Horrible Things and Just Just Just bullying Basically It's like i Mean I'Ve Never Been Bullied so Badly In my life It means Thinking i can Handle Bullying Too But I nerve It since i've Been here it's like it's safe On this huge Other Level I like to Have fun too but it's like Not Really Much Fun anymore When I have like I Had This Brand New cute person Who i didn't
even like but Then it's like Everyone Else hated Him and so i Kind of like and i was Kinda Like hating on Everybody Else and so i was like i'll Keep Around And then you know Think i hope Your open Mind with Them But That's bad idea i Mean it's like i guess The Lesson is like Listen to people sometimes but it's like When when everyone Says Something Maybe But i don't know it's like i don't like to follow the crowd like that But i was like oh that i Used to think oh There's a Little Bit of Good in
everybody and it's like that Good If i can Pull out But I think Some People Sit Out They'Re Good and i think a Long Time Ago and There's nothing i can find to salvage Anymore To help you know not done and note Say who hears patrol Would Say Are you trying to steal the energy These People Steal My Energy okay because i have Us i'd like a Soul That like Regenerates and
Stuff Like That and My Own Energy Supply source so i can regenerate More They are empty Vessel i Mean it's like so sad right But Anyway maybe may Their vessels Be Filled But They're not They're gonna have to fill themselves Because you Know
I'M a Gas Pumps Closed Or Whatever Yeah so ham Have fun Here yeah we're gonna Have fun here it's Just it's Really Hard i Mean There's Like Really Bad Stuff That Went on today Really There's a Bit of Good At Everyone But What is good is But What ain't Good is trauma Bondage Evil yeah but it's like
But There's Like sayings and They thinking like in like Kali Yuga and Stuff it's like were All Rewritten Says in kali yuga cuz That's What's happening right Now Basically Than Two minutes Whether The predictions Were Kali yuga i Don'T know i'M Just getting I meaning like an Idea to read This right Now Cuz i think i think
it's a Very important Day and in This For something There's tears fifteen mate Amazing Predictions for The kaliyuga these are Like Thousands of Years old okay In the last canto of the Bhagavad Purana, there is a list of predictions and prophecies about the dark times for the present age of Kali Yuga.
It's K-A-L-I Y-U-G-A, and it is like kali which means black or darkness but, um, the avatar that comes out is Kalki. He rides a white horse, which is like isn't that like pestilence or something like that? But y-- Or, or something [laughs] or f- uh, the plague or something. But yeah, Kalki, and so I think, uh... And he's kinda like a, a male Kali a little bit.
He's just a kind of fierce guy who goes around killing people, chopping off their heads and stuff. But it says, "The following 15 predictions written down 5,000 years ago by Sage Ava- um, Vedavyasa are amazing because they appear so accurate. Despite the negative tone of these prophesies, there is still one bright spot for us, for all of us, which is mentioned in the end." Okay, let's hear that.
Okay. So it says, "Religion..." Pr- prediction one: "Religion, truthfulness, cleanliness, tolerance, mercy, duration of life, physical strength, and memory will all diminish day by day because of the powerful influence of the age of Kali." Okay. Prediction two: "In Kali Yuga, wealth alone will be considered the sign of a man's
good birth. Proper behavior and fine qualities and law and justice will be applied only on the basis of one's power." Um, prediction three: "Men and women will live together merely because of superficial attraction, and success in business will depend on deceit. Womanliness and manliness will be judged according to one's expertise in sex, and a man
will be known as a brahmana just by wearing a thread." A thread is... There's a thread initiation in, in Hinduism and stuff, and it's like similar in Kabbalah too. There's a thread initiation. But, um, but yeah, there's a thread initiative, and it's interesting too. Now I know all this stuff's coming to me about thread in, um, in Greece
too about, you know, the weavers and, uh, even tantra means sewing together, so it's like threa- it's like a thread, right? But, um, so prediction four: "A person's spiritual position will be ascertained merely according to external symbols, and on the same basis, people will change from one spiritual order to the next. A person's propriety will be seriously questioned if he does not earn a
good living, and one who is very clever at juggling words will be considered a learned scholar." Yeah, they're called con men too, right? Okay, prediction five: "A person will be judged unholy if he does not have money, and hypocrisy will be accepted as virtue. Marriage will be arranged simply by verbal agreement, and a person will think it fit to appear in public if he has merely taken a bath." Okay. "A sacred place-"
will be taken to consist of no more than a reservoir of water located at a distance, and beauty will be thought of to depend on one's hairstyle. Filling the belly will become the goal of life, and one who is audacious will be accepted as truthful. He can maintain a family will be regarded as an expert man, and the principles of religion will be observed only for the sake of reputation.
And, as, and as the earth becomes crowded with a corrupt population, whoever among any of the social classes shows himself to be the strongest will gain political power. Harassed by famine and excessive taxes, people will resort to eating leaves, roots, flesh, wild honey, fruits, flowers, and seeds. Struck by drought, they'll become completely ruined. The citizens will suffer greatly from cold, wind, heat, rain, and snow.
They'll be forever tormented by quarrels, hunger, thirst, disease, and have severe anxiety." Um, prediction 10: "The maximum duration of life for human beings in Kali Yuga will become 50 years." Oh my gosh. That's not very long. I'm almost there. Okay, prediction 11. Prediction 11: "Men will no longer protect their elderly parents." Prediction 12: "In Kali Yuga, men will develop hatred for each other even over a few coins.
Giving up all the friendly relations, they will be ready to lose their own lives and kill even their own relatives." Ugh. Okay, um, prediction 13: "Uncultured men will accept charity on behalf of the Lord and will earn their livelihood by making a show of austerity and wearing a mendicant's dress, mendicant's dress? Those who know nothing about religion will mount a high seat and presume
to speak on religious principles." S- uh, prediction 14: "Servants will abandon a master who has lost his wealth, even if that master is a saintly person of exemplary character. Masters will abandon an inca- incapacitated servant, even if the servant has been in the family for generations. Cows will be abandoned or killed, and they will stop giving milk." Ooh, that's a
weird one. Prediction 15: "Cities will be dominated by thieves, and The Vedas will be contaminated by speculative interpretation of atheists. Political leaders will virtually consume the citizens, and the so-called priests and intellectuals will be devotees of bellies and genitals." Despite these dark prophecies, there is one good quality of the age of Kali Yuga, and that's, " [singing] Kaler doshan niude rajan asti hy
eko mahaguna kirtnah devak Krishna yasya muktah sanga param vraje. Although Kali Yuga is an ocean of faults, there is still one good quality about the age. Simply by chanting the names of Krishna, one can come free from material bondage and be promoted from the transcendental kingdom." Well, that's good.
Thank God. You just ha- say Krishna, Krishna, Krishna, Hare, Hare, Hare. Okay, perfect. Hm. Hey, what's up White Dog? Have a great 24 hours. Why 24 hours?
Oh, have a great day. Thank you so much. Even a little, uh, bit of food into everyone is what, uh, is good and, and trauma bond ... Y- There's a little bit of ... Oh, food. Okay, even good. Okay. Yeah, of course. This is really good, everyone. You have a great 24 hours too. So, uh, if you were interested in, we're watching some esoteric stuff, but unless anyone wants to go on the panel, I was watching some really cool stuff on YouTube.
Uh, well, I was watching about the disclosure shit and how it's like all fake and something. It's like really co-... Like, that's pretty cool. Not to diss anybody that's like into angels or anything. Okay, I think, I think this is about [pauses] .
Okay, I've seen that one. Okay. Yeah, it's basically saying th- wh- when that, when that one video's talking about, like, they talk about hybrids and they talk about even like a, you know, angels. They like, like a lot of them are equating those kind of things to, uh, transgenderism and stuff. And there's a lot of transgenderism in the occult and stuff, of course, but ...
Um, okay. Oh, 7-Eleven's coming up. Let's see what's gonna be 7-Eleven. Predictions for 7-Eleven, I guess.
Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is O'Brien, Edmond O'Brien.
Together with a group of fellow players, I took part in the making of a motion picture called 7-Eleven Ocean Drive. This picture was made under extraordinary circumstances, virtually with a gun in its back. Because of the startling disclosures this picture makes powerful underworld influences actually tried to halt its production with threats of violence and reprisal.
Waking up at 7-Eleven. Coming in, coming out of the cold. It's cold and it's damp, and there's nothing on TV. A perfect night to cozy up with a favorite film from your 7-Eleven Rent-A Movie center. There are over 200 movies and all the latest titles to choose from, and it only costs 99 cents during the week at 7-Eleven.
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In the 600th year of Noah's life, on the 17th day- That's Noahide laws are great ... of the second month, on that day all the springs of the great deep burst forth and the floodgates of the heavens were opened [snoring] . It's the World Series, two out, bottom of the ninth. Yes, we're at point where baseball becomes mildly interesting.
Can Homer Simpson fresh off an anxiety dream about not studying for a high school test come into this dream and knock one outta the park? And who da thunk it? We're food too. And apparently I'm married to a pork chop and have drumstick children. How did that happen?
[snoring] We're back. The pitcher Steroid Santa Claus pitches and yields. It's a long fly ball going back, back, [glass shattering] and the ball shatters the sky bringing the ocean itself down into the stadium. Hello everyone. Welcome to the show. I'm Coy Wire. This is CNN 10, and we are here to get you caught up on some of the biggest news from around the world.
Now it has been a really big week of news, but we will start with one of those stories that reminds us to never take the moments we're given for granted and to hold our loved ones a little tighter. Catastrophic flooding hit Central Texas in the early hours of July 4th. More than an entire summer's worth of rain fell in some parts of the state in just a matter of a few hours. That quickly formed a wall of rushing water sweeping away cars, toppling trees, and ripping
homes from their foundations. At the time of this taping well over 100 people had died and Texas officials had announced that more than 100 people were still unaccounted for. And while search and rescue efforts continue, so do the stories of heroism and sacrifice from those who jumped into action. Oh, Simpsons just broke this dreams reality wide open. Groundskeepers are trying to put on the tarp, but it turned into a manta ray
and stung them all. Now we'll be right back after this word from Oxygen which Homer desperately needs to live. [laughs] [coughs] Homer! The roof is lea- Down there, down at 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. Super Slurpee now at 7-Eleven.
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You aren't gonna pay for those or something?
So what are you, some kinda bounty hunter? I'm a cop. I'm undercover. A very good undercover cop even. Oh hey Karen, it's Joyce. Yeah, I, I'm just checking on Will. You want any movies? Oh, oh, okay.
Just keep your mouth shut alright?
All right, all right, hop in. Come on, get in. Hey! Hey! Hey. You hey. You hey. This is a police emergency all right? I need to commandeer your vehicle. Wha-- Is, uh, as long as there's a, uh- License and registration. Todd. Todds? Yeah. Todds? Todd. Todds listen to me.
That man in there, I know he doesn't look it, but he is one of the most dangerous men in the world. He's, uh, murdered many children. What?! Guy is a true psychopath. I've tracked him over two state lines. What's going on? Ah, Detective Byers. Uh, this is Todd.
He's agreed to lend us his vehicle to transport our dangerous criminal. Oh yes. He ve- very dangerous, uh, eh, forger, uh- Yep, uh, child murderer. Child murderer? We should really get going. Hey how do I get my car back? You just call the station. What station? Ooh!
For my world to live yours must die.
[dramatic music] Man can anyone get this?
I, I don't get it.
For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God; I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: I will ascend above the heights It's a little dry.
I needed more disclosure. Disclose more to me. Wanna know it all.
Um, Enslave them all, Operation Anaconda.
Oh, here's an interesting ... Capricorn One. I love the Capricorn one. You ever seen Capricorn One?
[upbeat music] No way.
[gasps] That's crazy. Bro- Landing on the moon! Camera... Camera's not gonna run without me holding it. He's not, is he gon- Is he floating?
Well, they're like a bunch of retards, like who's this? Oh my God. I'm sorry. We have ignition. Six, five, we have outboard engines. Three, we have inboard engines. One, zero, we have launch commit.
We have a liftoff at 35 minutes after the hour.
Every split second of this historic flight, every intimate detail, every heartbeat was monitored by Mission Control in Houston. This is Capricorn One. We have landed. As millions all over the world watched and listened, the President of the United States spoke to the astronauts across the vastness of space. To the men- End of Capricorn One.
I bring you greetings from your fellow Americans. The USA There's only one small catch: it never happened. It takes light more than 20 minutes to reach here It's all a lie, a fantastic $30 billion hoax. Something's wrong and I don't know what it is. [gunshots] Dig deep enough, you might uncover the truth. Those signals couldn't have come from 300 miles. But the odds are [objects clattering] you'll never live to tell it.
Freeze. I'm not moving an inch. [screeching] [dramatic music] They're on the plane together. There's a device. It's on the plane. There's some people, if I don't give them the all clear signal, they'll explode it. [explosion] Something's wrong. Something big. [gunshots] They know I'm onto it and they try to kill me.
Who's they? I can't tell you. We are dead. You tell me you're in trouble, you're out on bail, you just got fired. I tell you I'll be right over. My head hurts. You look awful. Thank you very much. You're quite welcome. These people, they're capable of anything. Uh-oh. [horn honking] [tires screeching] . Are you okay?
You sound so close. It's hard to believe you really are that far away in space. It's hard for me to believe it too. [thunder crashing] You're up to something. You want my help.
It's gotten outta control. It's too big. [alarm sounding] Capricorn One, this is Houston. Capricorn One, we show red on the heat shield. [suspenseful music] Capricorn One, this is Houston. We show red on the heat shield. Do you read? Cool that lever down by your feet when I tell you, sonny.
[suspenseful music] Capricorn One: the mission that never got off the ground. Okay, average D, 20 seconds. Ah, shoot. Okay. Hey, let's get off. Forget the camera. Okay, 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Abort stage pushed. Engine arm is ascent. Okay, I'm gonna get to PRO.
99, PRO seated, three, two, one. Ignition. We're on our way, Houston. Vector grid. AGSight.
Pitchover. Pitchover. Roger, you have good thrust. [beeping] Come out and they just, they've run out of anecdotes, you know? Yeah. And they, and uh, and they just start making stuff up. Yeah. Like that Neil Armstrong guy. Have you seen him on the talk shows? Neil Armstr- Do you mean the first man to walk on the moon? Talk about a fish story. Yeah, yeah. [laughing] Man, and they're buying it. This is really wonderful.
Ha ha. We go along with you and lie our asses off- That's obvious ... the world of truth and ideals is protected. But we don't wanna take part in some giant ripoff of yours. And somehow or other we're managing to ruin the country. You're pretty good, Jim. I'll give you that. No, no, no. You're twisting my words. Don't sell yourself short. Don't sell the program short. Don't oversell it.
I'm not so sure that canceling a flight or, uh, cutting off appropriations means America folds up. It's not as simple as that and you know it. I don't know it. If the only way to keep something alive is to become everything I hate, I don't know if it's worth keeping it alive. Please, Bru, don't talk like that. What the hell's the matter with you? Please, Bru, don't talk like that.
I don't think this is right. All the res- You have to help. What do you mean I have to? You have to help. But what if I don't? Please, don't put me in a corner. You're crazy. You know that? You know that? You're crazy. You've got us in the middle of this nuthouse and you don't wanna be put in a corner?
Your families. Wh- what about our families? Please, you have to help. What about our families? You have to help. Shit, this thing is out of my hands. You think it's all a couple of loony scientists. It's not. It's bigger. There are people out there, forces out there who have a lot to lose. They're grownups. It's gotten too big. It's in the hands of grownups.
What about our families? They're flying back from the Cape to Houston. They're all together on the plane. No, you're not serious. Bru, don't make me. You signed on the- They're on the plane together. Want it in writing? There's a device that's on the plane, too. There's some people, if I don't give them the all clear signal, they'll explode it. Don't you understand?
It doesn't have to be like this. You have to help. It's gotten outta control. It's too big. [tense music] I'm chasing the day Trump cheated death. This happened on October 10th, 1989. Three of his top executives were on a helicopter that crashed in a wooded area along the Garden State Parkway.
All three died. One of them was Stephen Hyde. He was a top executive in the Trump casino empire. Mark Etess, who was instrumental in building Trump Atlantic City, which was the capital of boxing on the East Coast, and Jonathan Banon, an up and coming hotel executive. So I chased this to Marlton, New Jersey where I spoke to James Rutherford, the coauthor of the book Trumped!, exclamation point.
He wrote it with John O'Donnell also known as Jack Jack was a former Trump executive. So when I spoke to James Rutherfurd about this crash, uh, he said that it couldn't have happened at a worse time in the Trump empire. At the time, Trump casinos were the cash cow of the Trump empire. Trump Plaza was huge, making a lot of money for Donald Trump at the time,
and the three executives who ended up dying on that plane crash were the masterminds of Trump's Atlantic City casinos It was a critical time in his organization. He needed the Atlantic City casinos to work more than ever. Mm-hmm. He had to make the Taj work. Uh, the economy, as I said, was starting to slide. He needed those casinos to produce cash for him. There were a bunch of strange events that led to this crash The Trump Organization had a fleet of helicopters.
Donald himself only flew on a particular type of helicopter, his own, a private helicopter, Super Puma was, was the type of helicopter. And whenever he had to move his executives around, they usually flew on a Trump helicopter. Right? But for some reason, they chartered a helicopter, and that's the one that crashed. The blades fractured of the main rotor and flew off, and, um, the helicopter went straight down.
And then so we think it's mechanical there? It was mechanical. James was also telling me that Trump also shed a tear, which is not something that you see normally publicly from Donald Trump. Steven Hyde, the executive who died, was very big in Trump's empire. He was the real mastermind at the casinos. Yeah. Steven Hyde had a viewing in Atlantic City, and thousands of people were there Donald standing alone at the casket and looking at the picture of Steven Hyde, and
Jack said he was certain that he saw a tear in, in Donald's eyes as he was standing there alone. But then he said like that, he turned around and h- you know, he was on again. It's interesting to see this side of Donald Trump, the humble, uh, fearful side of- I think the tear- ... our potential president ... is, is really the lead of that story, the fact that he had that moment
that people saw It was actually sold for $75,000. The tear, yes. Simpson. [laughs] This is intriguing. Oh, shut up. I believe the word is evil, Peevil. You little fucking- Peevil! [laughs] This will come in real handy when they redecorate hell. Ever seen anybody with two tongues except for Can't you feel the darkness, the dark
forces working within it? It's enough to make a nun go bald. [laughs] This piece represents man's eternal quest to destroy the Alaskan king crab in its natural habitat. Want me to get a look on your, um, your belly? Other than that, it's just a big ugly eye, and I hate it. [laughs] What did you do to my painting? I'm giving it a sty. Oh yeah, [laughs] Yeah.
Oh. [laughs] Cut.
Wow, Neil Armstrong. Hey, wait a minute. You're supposed to be on the moon. I just saw it on TV. Oh, there's a, a, a, an, a tape delay, and, uh, with all, uh, solar winds. [crashing] Uh. [banging] [tire screeching] Stop it, you idiot. Stop it! It took me four hours to create a great piece of art, and you've ruined it.
I've seen better art in the bathroom at Sizzler, honey. Control moron. [laughs] If I could, I swear I could just park my nails in your face right now. Go ahead and try it. I dare you. F- f- f- [laughs] Will you just come get me? No. Well, will you do me a favor then? What? Can you bring me my Chapstick?
No, Napoleon. But my lips hurt real bad. Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Donald Trump. We're all cut from the same cloth. Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko. Ah. See ya. Ugh. Idiot. Fire came down from God out of heaven and devoured them, and the
devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are and shall be tormented day and night forever and ever. Wake up! Wake up, wake up. Wake up. Come on, come on, wake up.
Wake up. Please wake up.
[instrumental music plays] I swear I had seen like something.
[sighs] I don't see nothing. Okay. Watch this one.
[upbeat music] And thus it came to pass in a dream as mythical to all Greeks, was Achilles defeating the Trojans. At this one glorious moment in time, Alexander was loved by all. Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Donald Trump were all cut from the same cloth.
At Crusader Industries, we believe that our values are more than a standard of behavior. They're our legacy and our inspiration. In August nineteen seventy-eight, the Israeli government headed by Menachem Begin received dramatic information regarding the existence of a nuclear reactor in Iraq.
According to Israeli intelligence, the Iraqis were on track to produce four plutonium bombs every year. In nineteen seventy-nine, after Israel had exhausted all diplomatic avenues, Lieutenant General Rafael Eitan ordered the IDF to prepare several military options to destroy the reactor, and the decision was made to attack from the air.
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At Crusader Industries, we know that lifting up others benefits us all. The IAF had originally selected Phantom and Skyhawk aircraft for the task. However, due to the Iranian Islamic Revolution, the US backed out of an F-16 acquisition deal with Iran, and the new jets were brought to Israel instead. On June seventh, the eve of Shavuot, the IAF launched Operation Opera
After an hour and a half of flying at low altitude in an unfamiliar environment with complete radio silence, the jets reached their target, and one after the other dropped two bombs each on the dome of the reactor. We've been looking in closer detail at the shocking events of early on Saturday morning. You can see people dancing at the Nova music festival with no inkling of the horror that's about to unfold.
BBC Verify has established that this was taken at sunrise on Saturday, and it's all happening just very, very close to the border between Israel and Gaza.
[dramatic music] [bombs exploding] Yo man, it's cool.
It's cool, man.
It's cool. [footsteps plodding] [person grunting] [objects clattering] [dramatic music] The first sign that anything was wrong came around
seven in the morning. And if we look at that video again, you can see that there's a man who is looking up into the sky. He's seen something. Now, we don't know exactly what he's looking at, but there are suggestions it could be small explosions from Israeli air defenses trying to neutralize a barrage of incoming rocket fire. Then we have this.
It was posted at 9:30 in the morning local time, and it seems to show security at the event trying to get people to leave as quickly as possible.
Caroline Hawley, let me take you back to the live pictures because, uh, as has been the case throughout the course of today's program, we have seen, uh, so many explosions there in Gaza even, uh, since the start of this program in the last, uh, two and a half hours. But that has been the continued pattern through the course of today with Israel continuing
to target, uh, various sites in the Gaza Strip for their military action against a whole variety of Hamas targets. And of course, that alongside the cutting off of the Gaza Strip, that announcement from the defense minister a little earlier that, uh, the whole of the Gaza Strip, uh, would be cut off.
He said good, I say good- You have two political parties, the Republicans and the Democrats that are simply- Who scares them? Those two parties are simply opposite wing...
Here we go. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. What was I gonna talk about? I don't know. I mean, it's like... I don't know. I think that is like the-- Something like the bad people win or something like that. I don't know why.
Is this-- Oh, 'cause it's the devil. Okay, okay. I understand why now. Okay, well. Hi.
[cat meowing] You really do have to get kind of like troll proof here because [cat meowing] The people with the, uh, people with the least to say talk the loudest or
something, or the... Something like that.
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Actually.... [cat meowing] I just like, I think it's funny how, how like people are like
so dumb. I am a fair and radiant maiden, born beneath the silver moon.
The owls taught me secret languages, the river sang forgotten tunes. I dance among the sacred flowers where ancient spirits softly roam. The forest is my temple hall, the endless wilderness my home.
I know the names of hidden stars, the past that vanished long ago, the dreams abandoned by mankind, the truth that few are meant to know.
Hey, weary traveler, why do you wander these woods alone? Far beyond the village fires, far beyond the roads of stone. What voice called your spirit here? What longing pulled you through the night?
Do you seek forbidden wisdom or merely shelter from your fright?
[rock music] The trees remember every promise, every oath and every lie. The roots beneath your feet are listening, the ravens watch with patient eyes.
Many entered seeking power, many came demanding gold. Most were swallowed by illusions lost within the forest's hold. For these woods are older than kingdoms, older than temples built by men, older than
the names of gods that rise and fall and rise again. Hey beautiful dreamer, why do you wander these woods alone? Far beyond the fields of reason, far beyond the world you've known.
What phantom whispers in your sleep? What secret burns behind your eyes? Do you seek awakening or simply prettier disguises?
[rock music] . I have seen the kings become beggars, I have seen the saints betray.
I have watched the mighty empires turn to dust and fade away. I have heard the dead still speaking through the language of the leaves. I have watched the stars rearrange the destinies that none believes.
The forest keeps no holy scripture, the forest needs no priest or throne. Its lessons come through storm and silence, it must be learned by you alone.
[singing] Come with me beyond the thorn hedge, past the river black as glass.
Past the ruins of forgotten ages where memories of Gods still pass. There the moon hangs strange and crimson, there the shadows learn your name. There the masks you’ve worn for lifetimes fall away in silver flame.
There you'll face the hidden tyrants that have ruled your heart for years. There you'll meet the silent architects behind your hopes and behind your fears. Hey, seeker of mysteries, why do you wander these woods alone?
Perhaps you were never lost at all, perhaps this path has brought you home. The stars above have marked your journey, the winds have carried your reply. You crossed the threshold long ago, the moment you began to ask why.
The flowers bow as night approaches, the ancient branches softly sway. The forest opens one last gateway then slowly takes the road away. I am the girl of the forbidden grove, I am the keeper of forgotten skies. And if you've reached this sacred darkness, then perhaps...
you are the one the forest chose. Welcome, dreamer. The nightmare has been expecting you.
[rock music] [upbeat music] Okay, does anyone wanna come up or anything?
I don't know. [sighs] I was kinda like looking at some stuff, but I-I mean, it's like, I don't wanna like... I mean, it's like I've gotten just like such a-- I think like I, like realized, you know, thinking about things.
Hi, baby. It's like , it's kind of like, it's kind of like there's people that have wanted to switch or they want what's-- basically what I had. I still have it though, you know? But they, or they want what I have, right?
And they, they think they can do like a karmic switcheroo and stuff like that. It actually always works to my benefit.
It's like they want m-it's like they want me without me. They wanna, it's like kinda like, you know, they wanna like be me, but they don't want like me there. Uh, it's like they just w-they wanna just be me, right?
It's like I don't know. Um, I, I don't know. I don't... Hey, be l-be honest with you, be like Logan Paul or something like that, person making millions of dollars. I'm just, I'm not gonna lose her on the internet like, right? I don't know. I don't know why people get jealous and like w-people are more, get more jealous of me than anything, and I'm like, I don't [chuckles] I feel like I'm fucking
like ... Not that special. Um, any-anyway, uh, I think that there's -- but I also think that there's been like such... I think people are afraid to associate with me because of these like n-few nuts like Beta, you know, Alexandra, Alex McQueen. I mean, sure there's, there's been so many people.
The thing is I've been so… The thing is when you try to please everyone, you please no one kind of thing. Like I try to have everybody on, I try to give everybody a chance, and then they're like, "Oh, I don't..." Then there's always somebody who doesn't like somebody, and so i-like, oh, and then they'll get mad at me over it and stuff like that. It's happened a million times. But Beta sent a really bad precedent, precedent of it. I think I'm just gonna like go, go to like, you know, look at some-
past episodes and kind of muse about this for a little bit. Let me see. I'm gonna see how things were, like six months ago, 'cause it's always good ... That's why I love going to the codex and going back into it, and, like looking, saying, "Oh," like, "look at this." It's like, This is the same, this is
different. Like y- um, there's a million things that happen right? That you forget. So, and I really don't... I mean, r- I'm really not very, like talkative, and so it's fine for- for me if, uh, if no one wants to talk 'Cause I have plenty of stuff to, to show and do. [beep] Hey, hold on. Okay, so let me s- let me see my library.
[clicking] Okay. Uh, look at shall go. I love my April, my April Fool's jokes with our first shows. Those are fun. I need to go back further. Back further into the archive. I think maybe April of last year. I, I think how many... Ap- like around April to May, that's when Beta started going nuts.
Go there. Alexander invited her over to her room tonight by the way. I think Alex really wants some like l- you know girlfriends or something which is good. I mean g-... I mean don't let me stand in your way please. I mean it's like, uh, why be so obsessed with me? Eh, I don't understand but not even obsessed with me, li- like obsessed with, you
know other people that, you know, that are... She's obsessed with like re- reproduction or something and figuring out. Yeah, if y- And before you judge my parents Alex, how about you parent yourself? You know it's like, you know, I hate when single pa- people judge parents. They don't know shit about anything like it's, uh, it's like ridiculous.
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Maybe even worse, you know? Because it's like they should have the empathy. 'Cause if you look at my behavior, like right? It's like I never was unreasonable. I never was ... I was combative. I d- I, uh, I've kicked people out of the room, but, but it's not my job to be, uh, the puppet of the chat or anything. It's like my, it's like my show. I'm, I'm burning, I'm doing what I wanna do on this show.
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No, you are the N word. You're a cripple- Call me Crip North from now on Okay. See these people say I'm r- people say I'm racist. The only, the only thing I'm racist against is you. The only thing I'm racist against is niggers. Hey. Fucker. Sig, don't say that again. Come on Psyche, you know I'm not racist. Yeah, you are. I'm a anti...
I'm actually anti-racist. I'm like Antifa. Well, you better not be racist 'cause you're, you're a race.
How fat are you? Can I see your belly? [laughs] How fat am I? I'm like- Yeah. I want to see your belly. Show me ... I'm, I'm like 300 pounds. Show me your... I want to see your fat stomach. Nah, you gotta pay extra for that. I already seen your bird nest wiener. You gotta pay extra for that. I'm not paying shit. All right. Pay me. Pay me to look at it.
Pay me in bud. I'll pay you in butt, butt hole. How about that?
Sound good? You guys don't do meth like I do. You're doing meth? Hell yeah. You're nuts. You're, you're smoking weed.
Do you know that, do you know I'm a, do you know we're in a meth ring? I'n, i- um, I m- I run a meth gang. I'm like the least popular, least, uh, you know, you know m- I sell meth shards. Okay, you know what Sig? You're not funny. What are you showing me here? Is this sticker funny? Heavy scale and there's bags on the, on the thing. What does it say on the bags? I got this from a drug dealer, not a lie.
He, what he had his own business card? He gave me some stickers. He's like, "Here you go." Okay. Well, well I, I- So he was like, "Yo, you want some stickers?" Look like drug dealers. Just say you got them at, at, at, at, uh, you know, the mall. Psyche, you like AI? Look at this AI image. Doesn't this look cool? No, I prefer CGI. It's fucking, it's a, it's a, it's a tree with a bunch of weed leaves
on it. Wow. Why can't you just draw that by hand? [Clears throat] You probably could, but I doubt this was drawn by han- maybe it was drawn by hand. Um- Hey, look, it's Six Seven Shards hype, yeah. Uh, I don't know what that means but am I in a gang? I don't think so. I'm not, I'm not doing the Six Seven meme. I'm s- I will call- Oh my God, you're such an idiot ...
my name is Six Seven because I'm six foot seven tall. That was, I thought it was like Seven Eight 'cause that was the... Okay, Six Seven, that's annoying one. I don't like that 'cause it's like- Seven Eights .... it's, I think it's like, it's like, uh, Sig's into tarot. That's not tarot. Those are like, those are, those are, those are stickers he got from his drug dealer. I'm doing tarot cards. No, you're not. And I'm kripping at the same time.
Do them. [coughing] Sig, I have a card for you. It's called the big fat Guatemalan guy that trolled me on YouTube, and i- it's going to have a picture of you on it. Let me make a trading card with you actually. Hey, did you know I'm making my own cards? What does that say? Warning, okay? What's the warning? Warning, this gay guy is gonna try to touch your butt when you're sleeping.
Bang. Not yours.
It says, it says, um, make sure to remember to breathe. Make sure to retain, to have all of your blood inside of your body. Says to make sure to not run into traffic. It says all that? Yeah, that's what it says. What is it? Are they like those things he makes you pick a joint out of? Like, you put them em in the, in the thingy to make joints.
Okay, no more gang signs. Y- you're outta here. I tried to, I tried to do that Humongous. I tried. Humongous what? They won't hire me. They won't hire me. I have too much of an extensive criminal record. Oh, you wanted to be, you wanted to work at the Big &, uh, at the, uh, the oversized store? Instead I have to krip on the corner before I live. Big & Fat Store.
They have a big, they have a store called The Big & Fat Store, right? You know, they wouldn't hire you 'cause you're such a loser Imagine if you were my like, oh my God, the person that dressed me at the g- at the Big and Fat store. I'd, I would like run out the door and lose some weight. Why do you... You're ... why are you ... why is your face like that though?
Why is it, it's like, it's like tr- it's like morphing into some other pr- like horrible face. Why does it look so bad?
Why, why is it, why is that a problem for you? Hi Jirai, because you're just ugly. Okay. Well, you know- And you. Okay, it's okay ... I'm not, I'm not an object of your- That's right .... uh, attention. Okay. Well get the fuck outta here then if you're not gonna fucking play along. I mean, you're, you're naked. I mean, jeez. Okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a myth. Hold on. Hi Jirai, how are you? Trying to fall asleep.
[sighs] Okay. Well, I can tell you, I'll t- I mean, I'll tell you like a myth about Artemis and, um, the hunter. Hold on. [keyboard clicking] Have you heard of that? Myth- mythos became a fable. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's, um, the, the Claude, right?
Okay. Um, so [keyboard clicking] I think Ovid has it in there. I'll read Ovid's version. Hold on a second. Okay. It's actually pretty crazy one though. Artemis hit or miss. Oh, oh, that, uh, that, uh...
Isn't that space thing called Artemis? We watched something earlier about that. Okay. Okay. Um, so I'm just like having a...
[keyboard clicking] Okay. So there was a... Okay, so there's a hunter named Actaeon. Okay, so I'm gonna see if they have this in Ovid.
And she's also called Diana, right? [keyboard clicking] Okay. Uh, let's see if there's the Ovid version. [keyboard clicking] Okay. Yeah, it's in Metamorphoses.
Okay. So here's the story of Artemis and Actaeon. Well, I'll start, I'll start from the, uh, even before that. So Actaeon was the first reason for grief. "In all your happiness Cadmus"... So I'm talking to someone named Cadmus, and I guess he's like a...
Or he- He's, uh, Actaeon's grandfather? Yeah. Okay. So strange horns appeared on his forehead, and his hunting dog... Oh, so maybe the- did I skip ahead too fast? Cadmus found these. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So I guess it starts here. Actaeon returns from the hunt.
Actaeon, one of your grandsons was your first reason for grief. In all your happiness, Cadmus, strange horns appeared on his forehead and his hunting dogs sated themselves in the blood of their master. But if you look carefully, you will find that it was the fault of chance and not wickedness. What wickedness is there in error? It happened on a mountain stained with the blood of many creatures, and midday had
contracted every shadow, and the sun was equidistant from either side of his journey. Then Actaeon, the young Boeotian, with a quiet expression spoke to his companions in the hunt as they wandered through the solitary wilds. "Friends, our spears and nets are drenched with the blood of our victims, and the day has been fortunate enough.
When Aurora in her golden chariot brings another day, we will resume our purpose." Solitary wilds. Hold on. Yeah. Uh, now Phoebus is also between the limits of his task and is splitting open the earth with this heat. Finish your present task and carry home with the netted meshes.
The men obeyed his order and left off their labor. There is a valley there called Garagaphile, dense with pine trees and sharp cypresses sacred to Diana of the high girded tunic wherein the depths there's a wooded cave, not fashioned by art but ingenious nature had imitated art.
She had made a natural arch out of the native pumice and porous tufa. On the night, a spring of bright clear water murmured in the widening pool enclosed by gra- grassy banks. Here the woodland goddess weary from the chase would bathe her virgin limbs in the crystal liquid because she was a virgin goddess.
So Actaeon sees Diana naked and is turned into a stag. So having reached the place, she gives her spear quiver an unstrung bow to one of the nymphs, her w- um, her weapon bearer. Another takes her robe over her arm while two unfasten the sandals on her feet.
Then more skillful than the rest, Theban Crocal gathers her hair strewn around her neck into a knot while her own is still loose. Nephele, Hiale, Rhiannas, Pesekes and Phiale drew water and pour it over their mistress of the deep jars.
While Tatiana is bathing there in her accustomed place, Cadmus' grandson free of his share of labor strays with the aimless steps through the strange wood and enters the sacred grove. So the fates would have it, as soon as he reaches the cave mouth dampened by the fountain, the naked nymphs seeing a man's face beat their breasts and
filling the whole wood with a sudden outcry crowd round Diana to hide her with their bodies. But the goddess stood head and shoulders above all the others. Diana's face seen there while she was herself was naked was the color of clouds stained by the opposing shafts of sun or aurora's brightness.
However, through her band of nymphs gathered in confusion around her, she stood turning to one side and looking back and wishing she had her arrows in hand, she caught up a handful of water that she did have and threw it in the man's face and sh- as she sprinkled his hair with the vengeful drops, she added th-
these words harbingers of the coming ruin. Now you may tell, if you can tell that is, of having seen me naked. Without more threats, she gave the horns of nature's stag to the head that she had sprinkled lengthening his neck making his ear tips pointed changing feet for hands long
legs for arms and covering his body with a dappled hide and then she added fear Otto knows brave son flies off marveling at such swiftly speed within himself but when he sees his head and horns reflected researching in the water He tries to say oh look at me but no voice follows.
He groans That is his voice and tears down his altered face only his mind remain unchanged what could he do shall he return to his home and royal palace or lie hidden in the woods shame prevents the one and fear the other Well You know things are decided kind of by Story, I guess well while he hesitates
his dogs catch sight of him first blackfoot Melampus and keen senses Econatus tracker signal him with Bang Ecobates out of Crete Malampus Sparta Then others rushed at him swift
as the wind greedy Pamphagus Dorsius Gozel Orubasos mountaineer And olive arcady powerful deer slayer Nebrophonos savage Theron whirlwind said Laelpe hunter [clears throat] And Laelpe the Hunter the Swift foot--
the swift-footed Petraeus Wings and trail screaming Agre chaser Fierce Hyalis woody Lately gored by a boar the wolf born nape Valley Poemenis the trusty shepherd and Harpia snatcher With
her two pups Then the thin flanked Ciconian Ladon catcher Dromas Runner grinder Canace Stick it, spot. Tigris, tigress. Alce, strong and white-haired Lushon, Whitey. And Khan Spartan follows them, a dog well known for his strength.
And Strength Running Aiello Storm. And then Thus Swift with Speedy Leo... God, he had a lot of dogs, fuck. Uh, Mighty, uh, Lycisce Wolf with his brother Cyprius Cyprian next Grasper Harpalos with the distinguishing mask of white in the center of his black forehead.
Black Melanius and Lachne Shaggy with hairy pelt, Labros Fury, and Argiotus Whitetooth, born of Cretan sire, now Spartan dam, keen voiced Hallactor Barker and others there is no need to name." Well thank God there's enough dogs. "A pack of them greedy for prey following over cliffs and crags and inaccessible rocks
where there's hard or no way at all He runs over the places where he's often chased Flying alas from his own hounds He longs to shout I am Actaeon Know your m-own master But his words fail him The air echoes To the bang
First black hair Malachantes wounds his back Then killer Therydion's an Oresthiothopos the climber clings to his shoulder They had set out late but outflanked the route By a shortcut over the mountains While they hold their master the whole pack gathers And they sink their teeth in his body Till there's no place to wound him He groans and makes a noise Not human And still not one a deer could make And fills
familiar heights With mournful cries And on his knees like a supplicant begging He turns from his w-wordless head From side to side as if he were stretching arms Out towards them Now his friends unknowingly Urge the ravening crowd of dogs With their usual cries Looking out for Actaeon and shouting In emulation For absent Actaeon He turning his
head up At the sight Of the sound of his name Complain complaining that he's not here And through his slowness Is missing the spectacle Offered by their prey He might wish To be ab-absent It's true But he is here He might wish to See and not feel The fierce doings of his own hounds They surrounded him On
every side Sinking their jaw into his flesh Tearing their master in pieces In the deceptive shape of a deer They say Diana the quiver bearer's Anger was not appeased Until his life had ended In innumerable wounds Oh Just because he saw her naked accidentally? I mean come on Diana Okay Well how is that a nice story Was
that a great story Oh my god That was so sad Okay Do you want to hear about Echo Narcissus How do people like this Let me check it out Oh my gosh Hi Cartaboni Look at the pupils You can't even see me You would like to fold me Like a lawn chair You would fold me like a lawn chair Who are you Are you going to read Narcissus Okay perfect I got
okay you got it Thanks yeah Whew Okay Narcissus Okay Famous throughout the Aeonian cities Tiresias gave faultless answers to people who consulted him Tiresias was a blind prophet I
know So Des Dusky Lerope the Nereid was the first to test the truths and the accuracy of his words Whom once the river god Cepheus clasped in the winding streams And took by force under the waves The loveliest of nymphs gave birth to a full term child whom even then one could fall in love with called Narcissus
Being con-uh consulted as to whether the child would have a long life To a ripe age with the seer of the prophetic vision replied If he does not discover himself For a long time the augur's pronouncement appeared empty words But in the end proved true the outcome and the cause of his death and the strangeness of his
passion One year the son of Cepheus had reached 16 and might seem both boy and youth Many youths and many young girls desired him But there was such an intense pride in that delicate form that none of the youths or girls affected him One day the nymph Echo saw him driving frightened deer into his nets She of
the echoing voice who cannot be silent when others have spoken nor learn how to speak first herself Echo had the body then and was not merely a voice Though she was garrulous she had no other tricks of speech than she does now She can repeat the last words out of many Juno whose Hera Zeus' wife made her
like that Because often when she might have caught the nymphs lying beneath Her Jupiter on a mountain slope Echo knowingly held her in long conversations while the nymphs fled While Saturnia realized this she said I shall give you less power Over the tongue
by which I have been deluded And the briefest ability to speak And what she threatened she did Echo only repeats the last of what is spoken And returns the word she hears Now when she saw Narcissus wandering through the remote fields She was inflamed Following him secretly And more she followed him the closer she burned with fire
No differently than inflammable sulfur Pasted around the tops of torches Catches fire When a flame is brought near it Oh how often she wants to get close to him With those seductive words And call him with soft entreaties Her nature denies it And will not let her begin But she is ready for what it will allow her
For wan sounds For she can return words By chance, the boy separated from his faithful band of followers had called out, "Is anyone here?" And, "Here," Echo replied. He's astonished and glances everywhere and shouts in loud voice, "Come to me." She calls as he calls, "Come to me." He looks back and no one is appearing behind.
And he asks, "Why do you run from me?" And receives the same words as he speaks. He stands still and is deceived by the likeness in an answering voice says, "Here, let us meet together." And never answering to another more gladly, Echo replies, "Together." And to assist her words, um, come out of the woods and put her arms around his neck entlang.
Her... He runs from her and running cries, "Away with these encircling hands. May I die before what's mine is yours." She answers, "What's mine is yours." Scorned, she wanders in the woods and hides her face in shame among the leaves, and from that time on, uh, lives in lonely caves. But still her love endures increased by the sadness of rejection.
Her sleepless thoughts waste her sad form and her body strength vanishes into the air. Only her bones and the sound of her voice are left. Her voice remains. Her bones, they say, were changed to the shapes of stone. She hides in the woods, no longer to be seen in the hills, but to be heard by everyone. It is sound that lives in her.
So Narcissus sees himself. Okay. So Narcissist had scorned her, and he scorned the other nymphs at the rivers and mountains, and he has scorned the companions of young men. The one of those who he had mocked lifting hands to the sky said, "So may be himsel- so may he himself love and so that he may fail to
command what he loves." Rhamnusia, to whom the goddess Nemesis heard this just request. Well, t- that guy, [laughs] Narcissus, you're outta luck, you know?
Someone prayed to Rhamnusia and she heard, okay? I mean, you're, you're, you're done. There was an unclouded fountain with silver bright water which neither shepherds nor goats grazed in the hills, nor their flocks touch. That no animal or bird disturbed, not even a branch falling from any tree. Grass was around it fed by the moisture nearby, and a grove of trees that prevented the sun from warming the place.
Here the boy tired by the heat and enthusiasm for the chase lies down drawn to it by its look in, by the fountain while he desires to quench his thirst, a different thirst is created. While he drinks he sees by the vision of his ref- his reflected form He loves a bodiless dream.
He thinks that a body, that is only his shadow. He is astonished by himself and hangs there motionless in a fixed expression like a statue carved from Parian marble. Flat on the ground he contemplates two stars, his eyes and his hair fit for Bacchus, fit for Apollo, his youthful cheek on ivory neck, the beauty of his face,
the rose flush mingled in the whiteness of snow admiring everything for which he has himself admired. Unknowingly, he desires himself, and the one who praises is himself praised, and while he counts, is ca- uh, is courted. And so then equally he influences and burns.
How often to give his lips in vain to the deceptive pool? How often trying to embrace the neck that he could see? He plunged into the arms of the water but could not catch himself within them. What ha- what he is seeing, he does not understand. But what he sees, he is on fire, for in the same air both seduces
and deceives his eyes. Fool, why try to catch a fleeting image in vain? Why do you search... Oh, what you search for is nowhere, turning away what you love is lost. What you perceive it's the shadow of reflected form. Nothing of it is, of you is in it.
It comes and stays with you and leaves with you if you leave." Because it's nothing of you is in it.
Okay. But it is him, I mean, so yeah, we're, we're the spirit in love with th- the bond here, okay. So [clears throat] anyway. "No one c-- No, um, no care for Ceres' gift of bread or for rest can draw him away. Stretched over the shadowed grass he gazes at the false image with unsated eyes and loses himself in his own vision. Raising himself a little way and holding his arms out to the woods, he asks,
'Has anyone ever loved more cruelly than I?' You must see since you have been a chance hiding place for many people. Do you remember in your life that lasts so many centuries, in all the long ages past anyone who pined away like this? I am enchanted and I see, but I cannot reach what is I see and
what enchants me.' So deep in, is the error in his lover that it increases my pain the more that no m-, uh, no wide sea separate us, no rod, no mountains, no walls with locked doors. We are only kept apart by little water. Whenever I extend my lips that clear liquid," he tries to raise his lips to me. "He desires to be held.
You would think that he could be touched into such a small thing that prevents our love. Whoever you are come out to me. Why do you disappoint me you extraordinary boy? Why do you vanish before I reach you? Surely and yours are not what f-, um, where you flee from and I am one of the nymphs have loved. You have offered me some unknown help with your friendly look and when I stretch
out my arms to you, you stretch out yours. When I smile, you smile back and I have often seen your tears when I weep tears. You return the gesture of my head with a nod. And from the movements of your lovely mouth I guess that you reply with words that do not reach my ears. I am he. I sense it and I am not deceived by my own image. I am burning in love for myself.
I move and bear the flames. What shall I do? Surely not court and be courted. Why court then? What I want I have. My riches make me poor or oh I wish I could lead my own body strange prayer for a lover. I desire what I love to be distant from me. Now sadness take my strength. Not much time is left for me to live and I am cut off from
the prime of youth nor is dying painful to me laying in the sadness in death. I wish that I love might live on. I wish that him I love might live on but now we shall die united two in one spirit. He spoke and returned onl- ma- um, madly to the same reflection as tears stirred
the water and the image became obscured by the rippling pool and he saw it vanishing he cried out, Where do you fly to? Stay cruel one! Do not abandon one who loves you. I am h- I am allowed to gaze at what I cannot touch and to provide food for my miserable passion. When he weeps he tears the top of his clothes.
He strikes his naked chest with his hands of marble. His chest flushes red whe-when he strikes it as apples often pale in part red uh, or as grapes in their different bunches are stained with purple when they are not yet ripe. And he sees all as reflected in the dissolving waves. He can hear it no longer but as the yellow wax melts in light flame
as morning frost thaws in the sun as so he is weakened and melted by love and worn away little by little in the hidden fire. He no longer retains his color; the white mingled with red no longer has life and strength in that form so pleasing to look at nor has the body which Echo..." Ah! Sorry.
"... Nor has the body which echo loves still when she saw this though angered in remembering she pitied him and as often as the poor said alas she repeated with her echoing voice, Alas. And when his hands strike the shoulders she returns the same sound of pain. His last words as he looked at the familiar pool were, Alas in vain beloved
boy,' and the place echoed every word and he said goodbye. Echo also said Goodbye. He laid down his weary head in the green grass death closing those eyes that had marveled at the Lord's beauty and even when he had been received into the house of shadows-" He gazed in the Stygian waters. His sisters, the Naiads lamented and let down their hair for their brother, and the
dryads lamented. Echo returned to their laments, and now they're preparing the funeral pyre, the quivering torches, and the bier; and there was no body. They came upon a flower instead of his body, with white petals surrounding a yellow heart. And that is the story of Narcissus and Echo. He becomes Echo.
Yeah, because Echo is, is the voice... E-Echo is all the voices. Echo is like everybody's voice, right? And what I think about Narcissist is that, well damn, it's like, you know, he was cursed, um, because s- he turned down somebody and so they, they were mad and [laughs] they fucking cursed him to fall in love with himself.
It sounds like, you know, he might be one of the first, you know, uh, person that should have tried that NoFap program maybe. I don't know. Who knows if it would work for him, but anyway. Uh, you'll try to get a life... You'll sign up for life insurance. Damn. Well, you know, Drya, um, you know...
Oh sor-sorry. Um, somebody got K-- Somebody got life insurance on KZ. I heard like Emmett Leviatin got life insurance policy on KZ, and then he died. But he, n-now he's back for some reason. I, I ... I, I mean, I don't... It's just too complicated for me. I feel like I'm in Beetlejuice. Okay. Um, hmm. Oh yeah, so but if you wanna like... Okay, so you're starting to fall asleep. I have... Well, I made like, you know...
The- I've been putting like the Cupid and Echo stuff together. I mean, it's like, so I'll try to find my thing for my phone. [phone ringing] Oh, here we go. Just hold on. If it's Zig, I'm gonna be able... Oh, it's J Dog. Hi, J Dog. Psyche, what's up bro? How are you doing? I'm not too good. Did you see what happened today?
No, I, I missed it, man. What happened? Well, your name's on, your name's on our show and stuff. Oh wait. Is, is it the one that, the emergency live that Alex did? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Dude she talked- That was her favorite- Dude she g- she gave something on your parents I heard. Right. She went through my- Dude that - She said my whole family. I mean, it's like she was like, um, you know, saying their names, their pictures,
um, their, you know, their, uh, their house, their cities. Everything. Oh shit, man. That's not good. It was in the chat and she came off on panel with her and ju- and, um, Ally Master Computer was in the chat too. Really? What the heck? Yeah. Whoa, you- But I'm already d- I'm already doxxed by them though, and so it's li-... I mean it's like... And also, I mean it's like ... I mean i-it's fine.
It, it's a, it's just like I didn't know she was such a piece of trash. Like, I thought she had like some ... Because, you know, to sit there and like criticize, oh, you know. Yeah. It was crazy. Thing is, you should have heard what she said. She, sh-she was showing my, she showed my parent's photo, my.... And she was talking about my dad and mom and like she says they must have been m- terrible parents, what went wrong with me. And my dad's been passed away for a year and she, she never mentioned that. She knows he has.
Um, but sh- and she was letting, ugh. But even RG was like, she's like, "What do you think about this?" What do you think about them?" RG's like, "Well, they look like im- just nice, nice people." But, um, I'll, I'll read y- I'll read you a little summary. Hold on one second. Damn dude. I'm sorry that happened dude. Let me pull it up real quick. Du-dude, what the fuck dude? It's like.. Just crazy, but I'll read a lil-little summary. So it says- Okay. Okay major ... So it says, it says, uh, "The stream is built around an essential premise.
Rather than discussing you directly, the host frames the show as an investigation into your parents. She repeatedly states that she is discussing their name," okay, "while simultaneously using them as a vehicle to attack you. The show alternates between reading a public, uh, magazine article, editorial commentary, speculation, insults, accusations, and audience participation. The actual article occupies only a portion of the stream.
Much of the runtime consists of commentary that goes well beyond the article itself." So it goes, "Major themes: Family based attack. Instead of limiting criticism to you, the broadcast shifts attention towards your parents. Examples include questioning how they raised you, repeatedly asking what went wrong, describing them as failures, suggesting they created a monster, implying responsibility for your alleged conduct.
Although the host says she's discussing your parents nearly every section loops back into criticism of you. Public identification of family. The streaming includes your parents' names, discussion of their home, discussion of their property, discussion of their business, discussion of where they live, [coughs] discussion of family history, discussion of their children, discussion of their wealth. The transcript references material taken from a magazine profile.
If the accompanying video displayed photographs..." Then yeah, so th-they were all shown there. Okay. So then heavy reliance on speculation. Many statements are clearly framed as speculation rather than, uh, supported facts. Examples include speculation about your upbringing, family dynamics, your parents opinions, your employment history, drug
use, mental health, motivation, finances, criminality, family relationships, racial attitudes, sexuality. Numerous questions are posed rhetorically. What went wrong? Maybe. Could it be? These questions invite viewers toward negative conclusions without prompting or p- without presenting supporting evidence within the transcript. Personal attacks. The transcript contains repeated insults directed at you.
Examples include describing you as monster, demon, criminal, abusive liar, exploitative, greedy, vindictive, malicious, decrepit, problematic son and failure. These descriptions recur throughout the stream rather than appearing as isolated remarks. Serious allegations. The host makes numerous serious accusations including claims that you exploit grieving people,
exploit mentally ill people, exploit elderly people ex-, um, emotionally exploited viewers, financially exploited viewers, blackmail people, extort people, encourage suicide, bully women, seek personal information for later abuse, committed a crime involving recording a phone call, used drugs, refuse to work, rely on your parents financially. The transcript does present, present documentary of evidence supporting these claims during the
broadcasts. Extension to third parties. The criticism extends beyond you. Though speculates about your parents siblings, family wealth, business parenting ability, but also discusses race, family servants, mammy Cosmetic surgery, possible racism, your sexual orientation. These topics are largely unrelated to the magazine article itself. Um, rhetorical techniques.
The stream makes extensive use of guilt by association. Your parents produce this. Repeated rhetorical questions, sarcasm, ridicule, moral framing, emotional language, speculative storytelling, repetition for emphasis. And then there's a guest segment with the RG. The guest speculates that you are a drug addict, live off your parents, use YouTube for drugs, manipulate donors.
The host generally agrees or builds upon these points rather than challenging them. The overall tone is highly adversarial and personal. The program is not presented as a neutral investigation. It is structured around a sustained criticism and repeated negative characterization of you and by extension, your family. And so there we go. What do you think? Dang. Dude, uh, what I was hearing is she was trying to say that you
had recorded her or recorded somebody's phone calls, I guess- Never ... without their permission. Never. Never did ... Uh, look, I might have played one of INX's, um, calls that she asked me. She asked me to play a video. I didn't like really look at the videos. I think it was a Chris Lam video or something like that, and I don't know anything about ... I, I don't know if, I, I, II d- I just played it for a minute. She played the whole thing on her sh- I think she played the whole
thing on her show or something, but, so, uh, I mean, but, but she warned about that before, like, 'cause I guess she's paranoid that I've recorded phone calls, but I don't record, record phone calls. That's something that probably she would do or, you know, I don't know. But I don't ... It's like basically I just have my messages to kind of like m- 'Cause she, because people lie about what ... Like they say I'm texting them or something like that, and people always, always lie
about, "Oh, he's texted me so much," and I li- I was like saying, "No, you texted me," and things like that. So, um, yeah. Anyway, it's, uh, it's all, it's just very like s- kinda just gross [background noise] and like she's disgusted that I even like, you know, apologize to her virtually. I mean, it's like, and n- now, now it's just destroyed me. It's like, now she's destroy- I mean, she was trying to destroy because she doesn't
like the idea that s- that people figured out ch- she's predictable. And so she has to be like th- Because thi- she said the same thing last time. She's like, "Oh well, I am never ever, ever gonna be his friend again." And then it's like I showed the clip tonight where she's like, "I love you. You're so strong. I'm sorry. I'm, I ..." Look, you feel my sexual energy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and asking me to fucking be, be a sperm donor also. Sexual energy? Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Here, so she lik-
She propositioned you, like for a threesome? Yes. She asked me to- she, she, well, she talked about, you know, we talked about the sperm donation or whatever, but, um, she, she had talked about, "Well, when, when I get... You know, I, I don't, I'm not gonna ... I don't wanna..." She, she, she, she, she will say, [dog barks] "Oh, he's making up stuff." I don't want to say any- I just won't say anything just so it doesn't, I w-... But let's just, just say it, it was, like there was, like, uh, chemi- There
was more feelings from her th-, you know, it's like, ''I'm gay.'' And she refused to believe it and stuff like that. But, uh, and then Bita is now saying I'm straight because only straight people are like that, like dirty and stuff. I, I don't know. Uh, it's, uh, it's very, like insulting to in all way. Right, I can't be any- I can't win. If I was straight, I would be- Well, they're trying to stereotype you, trying to say only gays are certain way and they're not other ways. Like- Yeah. Yeah, Bita, she, she talk, Bita talks about gays like they're dogs.
She's like, "Oh, my gay friends are usually, like so easy to get along with and, like so nice and friendly and funny and, and they dress nice and..." And it's like, you know, "...And oh, and they're s- and they're just like, you know, like Psyche is like this evil, you know, horrible person and he's not like a real gay." And then it's like... And I mean, I don't know if they try to like, they go on, you know, this, I mean, they just troll. It's just like they'll just go for everything, but it's like, it's just like the it's like it's just so sad that no, like very few people were there for only thing- Mm-hmm ...
me, or like, you know, most people like just left and stuff. And it's, I didn't even do anything. They just left 'cause the crowd left, and it's like, I'm just like poor, kind of like- Uh, I think a lot of people left 'Cause the Brandon Q shit, bro. A lot of the- Oh yeah, I mean- A lot of people got invested by Brandon too, bud ... Fair enough. Like, you know- It matched it, like- Yeah, fair. Anything he called, like he, he, he's so stupid, like, you know, I knew it was him. He was like going in under as, like pretending he was like a yo- like a, like a, not saying an eight...
He was a p- he was pretending he was like a girl or whatever, like a, like a, like, but like fr- but he was pretending like he was like... It was like a, it was like a, like a Mason type person, right? Ri- And I was like- Oh, okay. He tried to- Right ... he tried to play it off that way He said, he said, "I asked a 12-year-old girls to, to, just to, to be your mod." I'm like, "What are you doing talking to 12-year-old girls?" I mean, it's, I mean, it's like re- I was like, "What?" And it's like, ''I kn- I know it was you pretending to be
a 12-year-old girl," because that's what Gamble did to, like Aaron Carter, and he's like obsessed with gambling, emulating himself. Then he goes tonight, he posts, "And to my friends, I'm God. To m- my enemies, I'm the devil." Don't flatter yourself, Brandon. Your buddies aren't even afraid of you. Dude, dude and nobody's afraid of Brandon Q, bro. Nobody's afraid of you, Brandon. Brandon Q- Thank God ... he's a fake. Dude, Clumsy pulled up to him- You have nothing behind you. That being just like, that's it. I mean, it's like, ah.
Cl- Clumsy pulled up to him in the same park. They live in the same vicinity and- No, and he's like, ''Oh, I went up to your daughter's window,'' Clumsy. I mean, how creepy is this per- I mean, it's like, just like this guy. Dude, he was putting up clumsy, uh, uh, child's picture. Creepy old man. He was putting up kid pictures. Clumsy said, "Hey, hey kid. Hey, I'm g- I'm gonna rape you like I'm gonna rape my brother," or something like that. I don't know. He's like, "All right, nasty." I mean, he's so disgusting.
Did, did you see like, um, there is a picture we found of, uh, Hackie’s the Devil. Yeah, I'm the devil. We found a picture of... Okay, well, Brandon found this picture of Clumsy, and he said, "Oh," he said, "Oh, Clumsy's in a gay magazine.''" Hold on, this isn't getting out this one. [laughs] That pic- That picture. Oh, that's, i- uh, Clumsy's in a gay magazine, and he puts all these red balls in people's mouths and stuff like that. Dude, I think right there, that's a AI picture.
I think that is a real picture of Clumsy, but that's a prison picture, and someone put that ball, they AI'd that picture- Oh ... that ball in his mouth. That's what happened opening that. No, I thought it, I thought it... No, because I found the video behind it, and actually here's what really happened. No, no, we know. He was blowing up a balloon. Oh, okay. A red balloon. Oh, dude, speaking of red balloons, um, did you know, have you seen that person
named DevilEyes? Um, yeah, they've actually made this picture of me. Remember, like whe- Do you... I don't know if you know when Bita came into my show and started, like, you know, harassing me about- [gasps] Oh, yeah, yeah, where she came and then they, they broke the window and shit, the neighbor like foot pedal and shit. Yeah, yeah. So,- Yeah, yeah ... so when they played that on Sandman's show, instead of just like playing my video and stuff, you know- Okay ... they actually like had DevilEyes edit it to look like this. And so here's what the video turned out to look like.
Well, do you know who DevilEyes is, right? I, I'll tell you who that is. That's Barry the Turtle. Ah. That, that's, that's who's behind that, that one. So, um, Kate the turtle- Do you think that's... Love Bita though. Look at, look at, look at this picture. He must, he's looking gla-- It's like so glazy. Let me give you this picture. Here it is. These are thumbnails. Can you imagine- Yeah, yeah. That act- Yeah. They try to make Bita look all nice and everybody look like shit.
Everybody else is like the devil and evil and l- and looks decrepitated, and it's like, "The hell?" Wait, wait. Yeah. By the way, if she wa- I mean, sh- if he w- if it was a real picture, she'd be like, you know, in her, in her bra fucking, you know, half, you know, half passed out on Red, Red, uh, or White Claw or whatever. Um- Dude, she won't even show that much of her fa- Dude, do you wanna know something? Now, here's a new, here's a new theory that I came up with, and it's weird as fuck. Do you know a...
What if Bita's really a lesbian, man? Like I, have you ever... I, I know you're gay, Psychees, so ga- I know you have gaydar. Gay- What do you think about that? Do you think Bita is a lesbian? Like has that crossed your mind whenever King- Well, I mean, like does she have a, she seems to have a gigantic bush, but I don't know. I don't know. Like, do you get that kinda aura or that kinda energy from her, like if she's a switch hitter or rug muncher or...?
She's a bitch. I don't k- I don't know. Well, yeah, and she is a legit bi-g- She's bipolar like a motherfucker. Bita is 100% bipolar. Like, like- Oh, gosh. Well, yeah ... she's working- But yeah, and it's like, yeah, she's just, but she's so cruel. I mean, she's nice to everybody else. I mean, it's like, and it's like wha- so funny, like Alexandra is like, you know, call Bita and Christine over to her chat tonight, 'cause she wants to talk to them. And she's like, she, and she lo- And Christine had been like...
You know, I told her like, [loud bang] that Christine, or I told everybody that, you know, 'cause she went on Salmon's with Christine the other day, and Christine said something like, "Oh, well, I don't, you know, I don't like how you, you know, y- I think, you know, y- you use the Bible or something." And then I, and then s- so, so she's like, "Well, I'm not talking to Christine anymore." And then I was like, "Well, um," no Chri- Well, Christine heard her say that on the
show and so, or, or me play that or whatever, and then after- Dang ... she wrote her email saying, "Oh, I, I, I like you. Um, you know, let's be friend" And so now they're all like Bita, Alex, and Al- and they're making fun of Karen, um, like saying that, "Oh, Karen said that That's impossible Whatever. Alex did coke. Dude, that's like everybody has done coke one time or another. Everybody- Oh who knows? I mean the... I mean she was in the porn industry.
Who knows what she's doing? Yeah but i- in the entertainment industry dude, everybody parties. Everybody parties in, in entertainment. Like none of our-- Like there are certain things that are not our business and so I don't really ask about them. I mean it's like out of all the conversations I remember, it's, it-- She's like you know, she sets up like a, like she set it up, like she set it up. You can even tell like they would -- when she came on the show with Black RG and was fighting with him and stuff 'cause she wa- you know, they were calling-- she was calling him the N word and stuff like that.
Like bl- you know, been a couple months ago. Now they're like best friends again. But uh- Damn [laughs] Yeah um, and then sh- yeah, and then she was like, and she's like, "I'm gonna shoot you" and that. And she also say, "I know who your family is Tim. I'm gonna, I'm gonna... I know where your nieces and nephews..." Uh, she was getting like so sick and personal. It's like that's kind of like, that's a, that's a predator behavior. That's like, that's like I think she and Brandon Q would be a good couple.
I think that, that's what it's, that's what it's going to turn into. Her and Brandon- Isn't that true? Did Brandon Q, uh, did they s- Was there talk about, um, Brandon Q potentially being a baby daddy for her? I, well- Like did that come across? Did you ever hear anything about that? That's a Brandon thing, but Brandon's a big liar, you know? And he- Oh yeah, yeah. He's a lier. Dude, he was trying to say, "I, I, I graped my niece." Dude, I don't even have a niece, that's the crazy part.
He's trying to say I told him some stuff. I know. Yeah. Uh, dude, like this guy I mean [laughs] - No, no, no. He's, he's trying to say, oh, I, I'm you know, all kinds of... He said I have AIDS and then, and it's like, it's like, oh, y- he said, "I glad I left that AIDS infested person's show." Uh, he has nobody on his show, like watching his show anymore, and, uh, he like, he just had bots. He has this thing called The Q Army. It's just like a, an invoice of like bots he buys from like Wisconsin or something every month.
Yeah. Dude, he just buys them from an app. Like yeah, we could go... I could, I could go on Google Play right now and go buy all kinds of bots for like ten bucks. And all his background checking is just like that fact, that TruthFinder website or whatever it is. It's all b- It's like the easiest shit to- Yeah, it's all the free shit. Like we could go on Google right now and go on TruthFinder and get you know, gigs or whatever. Exactly. He's like, he's like, "Oh, I'm the info guy." And then like you know Alex made this stupid picture of, um, you know, it's supposed to be like the
group of us, you know, and everything. I was counting the money after like fleecing INX. Tommy and James, I don't know how Tommy and James got involved, but then Brandon and me, and we're all looking at... I'm looking at my money, but then Brandon fleece-- Brandon and, and, uh, Tommy are looking over at my money. Look at this picture. Like it's very strange. I mean look at th- And then here.
Do you see that one? Dang. Why does Br--- Like Brandon looks nice. Tommy looks nice. He's like wearing a nice sweatshirt. Like my-- I'm wearing like you know, Looks like, like, like flannel pajamas the way they open my... I look like I've gone through some kind of terrible accident with my, my hair. All, all the hair... I mean, I, I, I don't know what happened there. I mean, uh,does that look like me? I mean- No, that don't look like you bro. I, I told you that looks like the tow truck driver from Harold & Kumar,
the first one. Oh. What do you think Thingamabiz? Do I, uh, do I look bald Thingamabiz? Or is that like you know, I don't think I would do that hairstyle if I was bald. I would probably just shave the whole head off. I don't think I would just, uh, just leave it like that. Like that looks like a mullet kinda like with the just shaved on the... It looks like it's shaved on the top and lo- I mean, it's like not very realistic hairline. Looking like- It looks like a skillet. Isn't wild? But what is, what is... B- yeah, and it's like ,and she's pushing this...
But I, the thing is I didn't f- I didn't s-- Like none of us like s- There's, she sa- Like Alex is saying she's an elderly wo- woman with dementia and like uh, with a, with a, with an attendant or something like that. Like I saw her on camera. She looked, she's perfectly, looks perfectly young. She's walking around, she's energetic, she's outside. We sh- I always shake my head too Thingamabiz. So she's fine. She's not like this... P- people are imagining that she's...
Like Alex is presenting like she's like a 90-year-old woman that has Alzheimer's disease or something like that. I mean, she's a little bit quirky, eccentric and, and, uh, you know, but n- not, nothing bad. I mean, it's like you know, I don't know. And then, but then Brandon's starting to tell, Say, "Oh, I, I..." Like h- he lies and then Alex lies, and then it's like... And then she kinda like you know.
Like Alex p- Um, Brandon sent A- Alex something that said, "INX paid him to try to kill Crystal An." That's the kind of stuff t- he posts. I mean, it's like it's getting so sick. I mean, it's just like crazy. Dang dude, that's crazy dude. You know, it's like jeez. This is a built plan. Yo, I gotta head out Psyche brother. I gotta head out bro. Are you gonna be on later?
So I could cont- we could, we could talk later? You wanna talk later? No, no, I said will you be on later? Because I, because I gotta, I gotta head out. Okay. Well, yeah, I'm, I, I, I don't know. Who knows? I, I might be, I'm at 4:00, 5:00 I might be coffee and whatnot. Yeah. Okay. Thank you though guys. Yeah, yeah, I'll hit you up later Psyche. I'll hit you up later man. All right, later man. Peace out. Later. Yep. Let's see.
Uh, ah, that's fair use. I mean, I, I mean, I think if I'm in the image then it should be fair use that I can use it even though it doesn't look like me. I think I should be able to use it. What do you think guys?
Actually, I can put on my... Hold on, do this. One second. There [sighs] . Okay. I was enjoying like what we were watching this morning like a lot, and then it's like but now as they're trying to play some more but it's like different ones. Oh, watch. Let's look at the Sh- Shattered Paradise. Let me see [keyboard clicking] . I'm already shaking my head.
Hold on [keyboard clicking] . Okay. Here. Okay. Well, yeah, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a quick thing about the, uh... Ooh, what is this? I just watched the... I watched this last night. Oh, the... okay.
I watched this last night, this movie. Not the, uh, Nicholas Cage one But let's watch this if you're interested. I don't know, have you ever seen, have you ever seen The Wicker Man? It's really good. Um, but it's like really, you know, terrible in a certain way. I don't know. I don't wanna spoil it either, so if you don't, if you know, if you
won- want spoilers or anything, we'll probably like talk about it a little bit, but here. I s- I was like wanting to find... It's so, so weird 'cause I just like, I just watched it and I wanted, I was like, "I wanna find something about that." You've seen it? Okay, so here's the, uh, here's this documentary about it here.
If I can get it sh- share. Hold on. Oh my God, I need between so many things up. Did you see the Nicolas Cage one or did you just see like the, the, uh, one from like... And you notice in the, in the... There's one from the '70s and the guy that owns the island, he looks like Jeffrey Epstein. It's so... You saw the Cage one? You know, Nicholas Cage an- and I and Alexandra all have the same birthday. Isn't that strange?
[mouse clicking] Okay. So let's have a look.
[mouse clicking] Do you see it? I hope you see the screen.
Perfect. [gentle music] [bike engine roaring] Johnny Blaze.
Yeah. Caught your show today. Just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed watching you ride. Oh, thanks. Perhaps you'd ride for me one day. You run a show? Greatest show on earth.
[lights flashing] Thanks, but no thanks.
What's wrong, Johnny? Worried about your father?
What do you know about that? Even a blind man could see he's sick. Thing about cancer is the time it takes, the toll on loved ones. [lighting crashing] Johnny, what if I could help your dad?
Yeah? How? How is not important. What if I could make him better, give him back his health? Would you be willing- Willing to make a deal [thunder] Name your price.
Oh, I'll take- You ... your soul. Ooh.
[laughs] Gosh darn devil. Okay. By sunrise tomorrow, your father will be healthy as a horse. All you have to do is sign.
[page rustling] He obviously doesn't believe in it in the first place but ... [suspenseful music] [grunts] Oh, blood pact. That'll do just fine.
[whistles] [horse neighs] [gentle upbeat music] I got one last ride left in me.
[fire roaring] Ah! Carter Slade.
Can you keep up?
[fire roaring] Let's ride.
I could a tale unfold- Burning ... whose lightest word would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood.
[upbeat jazz music] I am here to investigate the disappearance of a young girl.
Let's begin this morning with the chaotic scene in the remote Black Rock Desert of Nevada where one person has died at the Burning Man festival and some 70,000 people are stranded. My God. The exodus underway. That sunshine you see is the savior drying the mud just enough for tires to grip not sink into sludge. It was impossible to function, impossible to move around.
A lot of struggling people and what became very cold, very stormlike conditions. People's tents and entire camps became pretty much destroyed. More than 70,000 people were basically trapped for days. [laughing] Burning man, water man. Trapped in this makeshift desert city that pops up in Nevada every year around Labor
Day filled with campers and creators, fun lovers, and those with their freak flags flying, that culminates in the man burning. We planned on leaving right after the burn which is Saturday night. Um, and then it started raining on us. Everybody took their shoes off starting dancing in the mud. It was great and then the reality sunk in that we couldn't leave.
Chris Rock and some other celebs decided to take the only uncomfortable exit available. Had his New York Knicks jacket on and he just, he just got up with us and started walking And we walked about three hours in the mud and um, he was happy it was me. I think Cindy Crawford walked with us, Kaia Gerber- Oh my gosh ... Justin Butler. Um, it was a challenge but it, it was honestly one of the highlights of the whole trip.
Thousands of others stuck it out really embracing- Yeah dude if Crawford and- ... the ethos of self reliance that surrounds this festival I feel like-- I was waiting for the looting honestly. I thought that would've been great But uh- Nah like- It's really beautiful actually when you go into the camps everybody was helping each other out. burning man Raining man Suck it up Stick it out. I had my RV here and all the o- my other camp mates have either
RVs or big rental trucks or things like that and getting those out- In his coat ... was basically impossible Uh I mean sure you coulda walked out but what am I gonna do with all my stuff? All this chaos caused by less than an inch of rain. Like Buffalo. Even just the slightest bit of rain makes everything super slick You walk around on our feet you have like five pounds of mud and dirt And when you're wearing rainbow crocs Why? Well Mary this is a desert Nothing much grows so the soil isn't lovely loamy
and absorbent It's just miles of gray clay Most years This is a dusty Not a muddy mess And under an inch of rain well that's still two or three months worth of rain In this arid land Within just twenty four hours Tonight they will finally burn the man For those that remain And pray for no rain.
A man has died after running into the fifty foot- Because the ranky dunf can right ... burning effigy that marks the end of the Burning Man Festival. Aaron Mitchell forty one was a construction worker originally from Oklahoma who was attending his first Burning Man Festival. The thirty one year old festival ends with a burning of a fifty foot effigy called- 50 foot mm-hmm ..."the man". Mitchell snuck through a security gate ran past guards and into the inferno.
Oh. Fire rescue teams had to pull back and wait for the structure to collapse before rescuing Mitchell. Mitchell was airlifted to the hospital at UC Davis but died from his injuries the next morning. Mitchell's mother told local press "He's forty one but they are always your baby He was loving and nice person," she added. Joel liked hiking and outdoors running." Mitchell's father struggling to come to terms with his son's death told reporters "you never want something like this to happen" For those of
you who might now know what Burning Man is all about its an annual gathering in Black Rock City Nevada bringing together tens of thousands of people dedicated to community art self expression and self reliance So there's literally no money exchanged there Everything is about giving Not even a barter system. And as you can imagine, when you bring a lot of those people together, there's
a lot of costumes, a lot outrageous stuff, and lots of drugs and alcohol. This guy according to the police was not on anything Where is Rowan Morrison? If Rowan Morrison existed we would know. I suspect murder. Sergeant, I've already told- In the name of God woman, what kind of mother are you that could stand by and see your own child slaughtered?
[object clangs] You were the fool, Mr. Harvey. Liars. You are despicable little liars. [tense music] [water splashes] [crowd gasps] Oh my god!
[upbeat music] I have received of the Lord that which also I delivered unto you. That the Lord Jesus the same night in which he was betrayed took bread.
For as often as you eat this bread and drink this wine, you do show the Lord's death 'til He comes again.
[somber bagpipe music] Hail. To cam.
33. So I am come from the low countries. Got it. Yep, yep, yep.
For scorn of war. Look, it's got WPL. Without a penny in my purse. To buy a meal for me.
O rigs and barley rigs and corn rigs are bonny. I'll not forget that happy night. Among the rigs with Annie.
[birds chirping] [footsteps crunching] Good day to you, sir. I'm the harbor master. Sergeant Harvey, West Highland Police.
[upbeat music] 33 WE.
Oh, also init... It's not HQ.
Wow. The letter is anonymous, and was addressed to me personally on the mainland. Well, can't say I knew her. Now, now, what are you saying? You're saying that she is not from the island? [upbeat music] They're brave.
None of us has seen May Morrison's daughter, Rowan, since last year. She's only 12 and she's been missing from her home for many months. I mean, that's crazy. And Mae Morris, his reason. Her mother's name is May Morrison. Oh, [laughs] May. [laughs] Oh. She quite slipped my memory. Of course we've got May. She keeps the post office in the high street. May Morrison, you're quite sure? Quite sure. [gentle music] Mae son?
Three. Again, her heart was all my own. I loved her most sincerely. That's three maes or somewhere. I kissed her o'er and o'er again. Among the rigs of Barley. [dog barks] [bird squawks] .
Okay. Look, those are sacrifices, those little d- baby chocolate babies and stuff. Yeah. You must be the policeman from the mainland. No, that's right. Sergeant Harley, West Highland Constabulary. My daughter Willow will show you to your room. Willow? Father? Willow, 3-3- Wii.
This is Sergeant Haley, a policeman from the mainland who will be spending the night with us. This is my daughter, Willow. Good evening. [solemn guitar music] I put my hand- Willow McGregor ... on her breast.
And she says, "You would excuse me please." That's like Miss Marmalard. Willow McGregor. Live. I have the honor to present to King. [upbeat music] Yep. 33. Also willow is WQ. Okay, yeah. Enjoy yourself and here- McGregor's Scottish ... Only make sure you are ready for tomorrow is tomorrow.
The day of death and rebirth Yes. Made a- And of a somewhat more serious offering than tonight. [piano music] They do love their divinity lessons. That guy looks like Epstein, huh? Oh, what is all this? I mean you, you've, you've got fake- Yeah, Epstein ... fake, fake biology, fake religion.
Sir, have these children never heard of Jesus? Himself the son of a virgin impregnated, I believe, by a ghost. It's most important that each new generation born on Summerisle be made aware that here the old gods aren't dead. And what of the true God to whose glory churches and monasteries have been built on these islands for generations past?
Now, sir, what of Him? He's dead. Can't complain. He had his chance, and in modern parlance, blew it. [birds chirping] Yeah. That's great. Ah, there's your transport. Been a great pleasure meeting a Christian copper.
Ah, there's your transport. Been a great pleasure meeting a Christian copper. [upbeat music] Out of the village. We carry death out of the village.
We carry death out of the village. We carry death out of the village. We carry- 9/11 ... death. [upbeat music] Welcome, fool.
You have come of your own free will to the appointed place. The game's over. Game? What game? The game of the hunted leading the hunter.
[groans] You will undergo death and rebirth. Resurrection, if you like. The rebirth sadly will not be yours, but that of our crops.
Harry? Professor. So, your bird, there was nothing I could do. He, he just caught fire. Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day. Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry.
They burst into flame when it is time for them to die, and then they are reborn from the ashes. [gentle music] Oh. Oh my God. Fascinating creatures, phoenixes.
They can carry immensely heavy loads and, uh, have trails of healing powers- The fact that I believe in a life eternal, as promised to us by our Lord Jesus Christ. I believe in the life eternal, as promised to us by our Lord Jesus
Christ. Come, it is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man. [wind blowing] [drum beating] Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ!
[cow mooing] oh, my God! Christ! No, no, dear God. No, Christ! [bird squawking] Why does he have to be taking the Lord's name in vain? I mean, come on. [upbeat music] He's about to be lit on fire, dude.
I mean, come on. He's got-- He's culturally mis- Afternoon. Sorry about Dude. It's okay. I'll get it.
Give me your hand! [somber music] Nicolas Cage again. Did he take everything? Edward, I know that we haven't spoken in a few years. I need your help. I need your help. I have a daughter. Her name is Rowan.
She has been missing for two weeks now. I fear she is in danger, so now I turn to you. Be careful and believe nothing that you see or hear. Lost your bearings? Hey. Sorry, snuck up on me there. This is private property. Do you know her? Hmm. I don't recognize this child.
Welcome. My little girl is still here. Right? [eerie music] She has been taken. By who, I don't know. I'll find her. If she existed, we would know of her. Whose desk is this, hmm?
Rowan? Hello? [glass shattering] You suspect foul play. Hey! The wicker man returns. Who's the wicker man? Is that the same lady- Since every year to this town...
Remember Halloween. Remember Halloween. She'll burn to death. She burns to death. [child laughing] The wicker man. I need your help. The wicker man.
Daddy. [dramatic music] [upbeat music] Right?
Oh, I've been waiting for this one.
[singing] Kinda more like gets skimmerings than Chinese.
But yeah, pretty much.
It is eight different count per.
Twin Towers. See the name on it? When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. The moon. It says thirty-three with the-- is that what I said?
Or... [upbeat music] It's perfect. I never seen a moon like that before.
Makes you look like an angel. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
Looks like a giant snowball.
[instrumental music] They were in every movie.
Oh my God, again. Again. It's a coincidence. Like health standpoint. There you go.
Benj, you forgot your food. E on his jacket. He's having that too. [gentle music] My God.
Bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang bang. Bang bang bang. Bang bang bang bang bang. Bang bang bang bang bang. Bang bang bang. You wearing a cape?
The vampire forgot. Are you the vampire?
[upbeat music] Ask them all as yet. Lead us. Lead us along the path.
Eminem. Uh-oh. [upbeat music] Oh my God.
[singing] In peace now, let's take our brother Victor and place him where he sits.
Where is that one? Tell her the truth. I told her. And how did she take it? She said: "What good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your
face?" Hope to win. Just give me a few for spelling it there. Nine eleven, oh my God.
Crazy. And MM is thirty-three right? They just turned... Eminem is like yeah those are the numbers, yeah. MM you just turn them over they're thirty-three. Bang bang bang. Bang bang bang bang bang. Bang bang bang. Yeah the eighty-eights like when you walk through hide them or lower nose but- Bang bang bang bang bang. Bang bang bang bang.
Your husband has left- We were married forty-five years.
Four children, seven grandchildren. Together. Together. Together. This is like some of this stuff that's out of reach. It's a reach to say do that bit. Separated the children. Let's go. Just so you understand President Obama separated the children. Think they're all real. Some of them are real. Those cages that were shown I think they were very inappropriate.
They were built by President Obama's administration not by Trump. Cages? What you seem to be talking about- Those cages -is called snuff film. Would you look at the film and give us your opinion? Nine-eleven was a snuff film. This isn't nine-eleven. We have a watchman. Or no, just to know that this atrocity is false. Together. Together. Together.
Here's the deal Max.
Together. Together. Together.
I haven't heard this many times [upbeat music] [gentle music] Here's a question for you.
Just how far are the radical left and inside-the-beltway bandits willing to go to stop him? We all know they hate him for winning the fight to protect life, for exposing their deep state, for draining their precious swamp, and they already know he'll crush
Biden. So like a pack of rabid wolves, they attack. You can see firefighters remain on scene here working to determine a cause of this deadly blaze at the president's namesake Manhattan building. Flames erupting- It was like on the- ... on the 50th floor- Yeah it was- ... of Trump Tower in Midtown Manhattan, grinding Fifth Avenue to a halt as bystanders watched
black smoke billow from the windows, debris fall to the street. That didn't look natural. It was so much fire shooting out, and then the glass started falling down. All- The New York City Fire Department says- But that, but that man- .. they were alerted to the four-alarm blaze around 5:30 PM Saturday and arrived within minutes. The apartment was virtually, uh, entirely on fire. They pushed in heroically.
They were knocking down the fire. Inside the apartment, 67-year-old Todd Brassner- Lockdown apparently ... an art dealer, was found unconscious. Got some water. He died at the hospital. The tower is home to the President and First Family, who were in DC- Four flights please ... at the time. Fire officials say the Secret Service reported no damage to the president's penthouse on the
66th floor. Just taking a look at this 2010 Sealy mattress commercial with Donald Trump. Again, I always talk about mockery. Here is another example with the reference of 9/11. Have these sheep on these pillars, of course the twin pillars representing freemasonry, of course
you see the nine and eleven, and the mockery of the sheep themselves. Completely ridiculous how people- Well we're so glad that people don't believe this .... again can't see what's taken place. True How these people love to mock, and if you try to explain this to people that believe the official story of 9/11, again that it was done by Muslim terrorists, of course they'll rationalize it in their own mind.
You know, a lot of atheists believe what they see in the media. They don't believe in God so media is their god. These politicians are their god. They believe everything is just a coincidence, or this world was created by coi- a coincidence, and everything after that is a coincidence. Give me break. I'll play this commercial in its entirety so people can see
What's taking place So what do you think of my Trump Home Mattress Collection by Serta? Finally, the same luxury and comfort I demand in my hotels. Oh, they'll never count sheep again. Listen, why don't you come work for me? What do you have in mind? Give me a break. Something you were born to do. Give me a break here. Give it that one- Welcome to room nine.
Looking good number nine, looking good Where's your dignity? Save now on this Trump Home Luxury Suites mattress during the Serta Luxury Suite Savings Event now through Labor Day There's a C inside Just takin' a look at this 2010 Seda mattress commercial with Donald Trump. Again, I always talk about mockery.
Here is another example with the reference of 9/11- Why are those British- 9/11 on, on three pillars in a, in this- oh Of these sheep On these pillars. Of course, the twin pillars representing Freemasonry. Of course, you see the nine and 11, and the mockery of the sheep themselves. Completely ridiculous how people, again, can't see what's taken place. How these people love to mock.
And if you try to explain this to people that believe the official story of 9/11, again, that it was done by Muslim terrorists- Wait a minute. Why is Donald Trump in a mask like that? Of course, they'll rationalize it in their own mind. You know, a lot of atheists believe what they see in the media. They don't believe in God, so media is their god. These politicians are their god Is this some kind of a joke? A pussycat, a mouse.
This show is about crazy stunts [laughs] and people putting their lives at risk for a big fat prize. It's not a nature documentary. Irving, call security and have these two- Sir, sir, it's him.
[whimsical music] [footsteps thudding] [electricity buzzing] [fist punching] [body thudding] This always gives me the creeps, sir. He's the President of Hollywood. He's supposed to give you the creeps.
[lightsaber roaring] Goddess Middea, the Greek goddess of uh- Greetings your Tinseliness, Imperious Leader of Hollywood Greetings your Tinsliness, imperious leader of Hollywood.
[lightsabers whooshing] Staten Island man who says he was targeted because of his support for Donald Trump- Or maybe s- Says he won't be silenced. After an arson, his symbol of support is back. CBS 2's Meg Baker has the story. A giant American flag T for Donald Trump is going back up on this Staten Island homeowner's yard expressing more than just his political views.
This is my right for free speech just as much it is as your right for free speech, so thank you very much. This is a replacement after the original T went up in flames Sunday morning around 1:00 AM. The FDNY concluded it was arson. The Pirrizzolo family of four was asleep inside. Neighbors are outraged by the crime.
[dramatic music] What had happened the other night was just disgraceful f- for the neighborhood, uh,
for, for the country. Creator Scott Lobiato was back today to resurrect his artwork. He even spoke to Trump about the new sign. It's gonna be bigger. It's gonna be huge. [metal clanking] They're all covered with filthy germs aren't they Smithies? Why, what do you mean, sir? Freemasons run the country!
Ugh. The president tweeting this shortly after, "Fire at Trump Tower is out. Very confined, well-built building. Firemen and women did a great job." In all, some 200 firefighters and EMS personnel responded. The apartment they tell me was quite large, so there's, uh, um, quite a lot of furniture.
This mother who lives on the 37th floor said she feared foul play We was panic because all the time when you live here you, you, y- you believing this emergency like is the worst, no? Like a terrorist attack or something like that. [upbeat music] Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down? We do. We do. Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do. We do Six firefighters were injured fighting this blaze but all are expected to be okay. Again, the cause still under investigation this morning, but we do know that firefighters were
called here because of an automated alarm meaning the person who died inside did not have time to call 911. Now 911 is Joe in yo town Get up and get get get down Lake 911 where the lake drown Get up and get get get down 911 is Joe in yo town Get up and get get get down Lake 911 where the lake
drown You say, I mean, I can't, I can't...
I mean, I can only take so much of that. But I'll watch the rest later. But I do have like a ... I have to-- I can, I can read you some funny myths, if you want me to read you. Like, I have like a, I have a book of, uh [keyboard clicking] ... Hold on. Or I can... Oh, oh, I'll read Ki- everything that is about L- Libra, okay? I'll read about Libras and why Libras are so great. Okay, here we go.
Perfect. Okay. That okay, thing that is, are you here? You may just raise your hand. Find you a girlfriend yet. Maybe no matter what, m- m- no matter what metaphysical science it takes, if you need to petition the, you know, the loa for you or, you know, sign a blood pact with Ursula, w- we'll figure it out, but... Okay, let me see if it's...
Okay, Kindle [keyboard clicks] which means fire, okay. Okay, so Kindle reader, I guess. [keyboard clicks] Kindle Cloud? [keyboard clicks] Okay, let me make sure the thing that is, is there. Uh, excuse me.
[mouse click] Good Lord. Come on. [Mouse clicks] I hate passwords.
[Keyboard clicks] Oh, God damn it. Okay. All right, good, that's good. [ keyboard clicks] I mean, gosh darn it. Gosh darn it. [mouse clicks] Okay, you are a Libra. Opa. Okay, let's see Libra. I know I have this to happen here. Kindle, then I have this book called Love On a Rotten Day.
And right yeah, I have an, I meant a couple of these books. It's really- they're really good. They're kind of funny, um, and true. [mouse clicks] Okay, got it. Okay. You are a Libra, so let's see. [exhales loudly] Who else is a Libra?
Um, I- I'm be coming across a lot of libras lately, actually. Okay, so... What do I... Here it is. Okay. Well, this is called Friends On a Rotten Day, so this is a friendship book. I think my l- my, uh, my loved one's in my other account, but okay. So let's look at Libra.
Libra, Libra, Libra. Okay. Where are you? S- s- s-... Okay, here you are. [mouth clicks] Okay, Libra: element of air; um, quality cardinal; symbol is the scales; the ruler
is Venus; your birthstone is opal; your colors are blue, lavender, cream, and pale yellow; flowers are hydrangea, forget-me-nots, and dahlia; and fragrances you like are rose, violet, honeysuckle, and lemon. Soul design: many people will walk in and out of your life, but only
true friends will leave footprints in your heart. That is First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, born October 11th, Libra. Fair-minded, indecisive, vain, your Libra friend is ruled by Venus as is sister Taurus. So Beat is also ruled by Venus, right? So that's why maybe you guys get along, because you're both ruled by the same planet. Hmm, think about that.
Okay. Um, in Taurus, Venus loves comfort, security, and possessions. In Libra, Venus loves the comfort and security of relationships. Yep. It's easy to make friends with this outgoing and sensitive woman. Sen- um, sociable and sweet, this girlfriend was, um, bombarded...
uh, born to bond and thrives in the energy generated by her friendships. She'll have a large circle of, uh, chums and try to divide her time equally among them. So this is about a woman though. Hold on. Where's the man?
Okay. Why is this all about the Libra woman? Why is this so long? Oh my God. Is this all about women? I don't understand. It's, it's like she, she, she. I, I need... They're different though. Can't have she, she, she.
You need to lead Libra man, please.
Think this is ready to...
[laughs] Huh, that's weird. Hold on a second. [inhales deeply] Hm. I don't understand why it's all, like, wr- been writ- written to a woman. Your Libra gay pal or guy pal... Oh, here he is. I found you. There's like a page for the man. Your Libra buddy is great for bouncing ideas around.
Whether you're considering a career move, an investment, or where to go on a vacation, this buddy loves to help you weigh the pros and cons. If he's not up on your subjects, he'll come around. He'll ask around until he finds the right information for you. He'll also help you in every other way that he can. Be sure to recuperate -- reciprocate. He's all about balance, and building a good friendship with him means being available when he needs a favor from you.
When it comes to romance, he's one of the champs. When you need advice, ask him. He can see both sides of a situation and often will point out something that you didn't think about. Not many men will confess much of their real feelings when it comes to love. However, your Libra buddy is more inclined to check your opinion when he has girl trouble than most of your guy pals.
Uh, yeah, yeah. He's also, um, a social man who's great to call when you want a dance, dinner or movie partner. He likes getting dressed up and will be at ease in evening attire as he is in pants. His friendly nature makes him popular with everyone from your mom to your boss.
Um, he's also a charmer so expect him to flirt with all your girlfriends. This cutie is so vain, so make sure to compliment him, um, on his shirt, his tie, or his choice of restaurants. He's great at small talk and will chat for hours with you over a drink after work. He's another guy who loves a good debate and can argue both points of view. So feel free to choose a side and make your case.
A Libra buddy is sweet, loyal and charming. You can't ask for much more.
That's a nice one. Now let me see if I ... I think the other... I need to find the other one that's there. So there's some other Rotten Day book. Born On a Rot- I think it's Born on a Rotten Day.
That one's too positive. Yep, here, here it is. Yeah. Okay. Oh, am I... I, I opened right to Libra too. Okay, so here we go. Libra. It says, "Mirror, mirror on the wall." Air. Libra produces a h- constant, uh, droning in your ears.
Libra ideas of rational discussion is that they discuss and you listen rationally. Eventually, you feel like your head is trapped within a beehive. Quality, cardinal. And Libra is boss bitch backbiter, belittler, and bimbo. Symbol, the scales. Off balance, permanently tipped in Libra's favor. Swings both ways.
Ooh. Um, ruler, Venus, the goddess of plastic surgeons and mirrored ceilings. Favorite pastime, s- uh, smirking. That's true of you. Always are smirking, right? Favorite book, How To Marry Yourself. Rule-- Uh, role model, Barbie and Ken. Dream job, devil's advocate.
Um, key phrase, on the other hand. Body part, kidneys full of gravel from the teeth they grind at night to compensate for all that phony smiling during the day. Approach with caution. Libra's symbol, the scales represents life's continually, continual balancing act. Oh my God, y- you're banned from the show cue.
If you wanna be on you can like, you know, do something for me besides like, you know, calling me a pedophile on my show. So anyway. Libra lives in the seventh house of partnerships. Sugar-coated astrology tells us that if Libras Are harmonious, impactful, diplomatic peacemakers who seek truth, beauty, the perfect mate.
Truth is, uh, beneath the cloying smile lies a self-indulgent, indecisive gold digger who has the personality of a leaf. [laughs] Libra is ruled by the bad girl goddess Venus. In Taurus, um, Venus bestows a greedy nature that craves possessions. In Libra, she bestows an endless hunger for perfection.
Libras are never satisfied with either themselves or nor you. Being one of your hussy cardinal signs, Libras view dissent as a personal affront. They, they, uh, point... They pout if you change the radio station. Libra's idea of peace and harmony is your total agreement with their philosophy of the
moment. Have some fun by yelling at yours that his or her horoscope disagrees with the fortune cookie they just read to you. That should send either gender straight for the aspirin and a cold washcloth. Libras are subjective, not judicious. They ... Skewed sense of justice distorts their ability to accept any argument or opinion rather- other than their own.
Being born without the justice is blind gene has rendered them unable to, uh, remain truly impract- impartial. Argue with one and suffer a sudden explosion of rage. Prove your point and vacillating Libra may verbally agree. Silently, he or she will never forgive you for being right.
Says, "If you love one, a Libra man." It says, "I can resist anything except temptation," Oscar Wilde, October 16th. So he's funny, charismatic, and oozes charm. His sense of style is impeccable, and his lively, friendly personality puts him at the top of everyone's A list.
A Libra man is an idealistic dreamer who believes in world peace and fair play. He will take you to the most expensive restaurant in town, declare his adoration in front of the smiling patrons, and drop to one knee to propose. Before you exclaim, "Yes, my darling," make sure he's still looking at you. By the time he has slipped the engagement ring on your finger, he'll have spotted
his next conquest walking toward the bar. A Libra man is perfectly capable of marrying you on Saturday and starting his next string of affairs on Sunday. He's fickle, inconsistent, and constantly on the prowl. Never mind Aries or Gemini. When it comes to love, the male Libra is as flaky as a used car salesman sniffing out his next sucker deal.
He's shallow. You may start thinking of a fortun- uh, a future together after a couple months of his published- polished sexual prowess. However, to him, future is defined as until tomorrow morning when he'll most likely forget your name before he finishes flossing his dazzling white teeth. Uh, he's reas- he's superficial.
A Libra man prefers beauty so- s- substance and expects to be blindsided by the emotion of perfect love. Oh, you'll hear bells ring but after that har- honeymoon, those harmonious chimes quickly turn to death knells. He doesn't want a real woman who will jar him out of his escapist daydreaming into a, a world of house payments and crying children.
He wants a Barbie doll to cook, clean, and entertain his endless procession of casual friends. Nothing's wrong with beauty, but it's, I mean, as being associated, she's a little bit superficial. What's, I mean, you know? It's okay. Nothing wrong with it. He's not into, except that it fades. That, that sucks. He's not into anger. Pick a fight with him and then you'll get a half-hearted argument.
Usually, he will verbally dodge, sidestep, and try to distract you from the original issue with all the nimbleness of a Capricorn skipping out on his alimony payments. Contrary to venting his rage, he will drive you to vent yours. At best, he's an indecisive bumbler who's so easily distracted that he'll get sidetracked into
spending the day at the races with a friend he met in the supermarket wh- while you and the kids wait for dinner. Or he'll come home to empty-handed from a paint store because he couldn't decide which shade of green to buy for the hot house. [phone ringing] At worst, he's king of the lounge lizards. The '70s should have renamed the decade of Libra Man.
Wizened, uh, lotharios from this era, era still have their blue polyester, um, leisure suits, gold chains, pinky rings, and an original bottle of Hai Karate. These modern versions wear leather vests over bare chests and stunt like peacocks down the middle of a dance floor during the band's break.
Hopping, hoping every girl is turned in their direction. He's a master of double speak. Think of Libra Oliver North statements. “I was provided with additional input that was si- ra- radically different than the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.” Ollie is the Libra partner child.
The only thing this guy will spend hours, um, rationalizing his bad behavior. He's also self-obsessed. Libra's Timothy Leary used all of his formidable intelligence and personal magnetism to force the world to agree to his endless quest for a, a bigger high that was actually the key to brave new worlds.
When faced with the inevitable op- opposition, Leary reacted in typical Libra fashion. He devised an entire thought system to detract from his self-indulgence. In his mind, the rest of the world made a terrible error in judgment by not embracing his philosophy, and that issue is more important to Libra soul Then proving
that the path to God was sprinkled with LSD and magic mushrooms. Ms. Scaly has a give-and-take nature. Or Mr. Scaly, okay, that's you I guess. Uh, you give, he takes. He will expect you to flatter his ego, coo as he preens, and help him pick the tie that best matches his eyes as he prepares for a night out with his friends.
You, on the other hand, must never depress him with tedious details such as overdrawn bank accounts or a leafy roof ... leaky roof. Whether his dimpled good looks outweigh his self-serving ego is your decision. Okay. Nice one. Okay. Um, sorry, I'm kind of like just like a little bit... Okay. If you are one born run. So this is if you're, if you are born a Libra.
Forget what you need and only think of what you desire. That's Donna Karan. Okay? Your sole purpose in life is to be right all the time, and you constantly change your mind in order to, um, assure that fact. You have strong opinions that you always change in the face of disapproval. Since you never act on any of your endless declarations, your friends and family quickly
learn that your advice is worthless and ignore it and you. [laughs] Your much touted intellect is merely an inborn talent for knowing 50 ways to say, "On the other hand." This endless hemming and hawing is actually an avoidance mechanism designed to protect you from choosing sides or taking action. Libras free f- flee from decision-making faster than a Sagittarius from a commitment ceremony.
You have ... You hate vulgar shouting matches and sorted emotional scenes unless you are the one losing control. Even when angry, you can't act decisively. You deliberate over all the actions you could take and wonder whether you should ignore the incident or go postal. By the time you decide, the person you are mad at has forgotten you exist and moved to Bolivia.
You are the most social sign in the zodiac, and use any excuse to party. That's because without an, an audience, you bore yourself to sleep. You can, however, intuitively sense when someone needs help. This is extremely convenient considering that it gives you plenty of time to rush home and take the phone off the hook to avoid getting involved.
[laughs] You're as dedicated a social climber as either Aries or Capricorns. However, you have neither Aries honesty or Capricorn's class. But since you haven't the faintest glimmer of self-awareness, you quite cheerfully assume that no, uh, that no one thinks your sudden interest in an 85-year-old's Latin l- lotto winner is odd. Okay.
Do you think that isn't ... Is that a possibility? A lotta, a lotta ri- lottery winner? Okay. Um, where am I?
Sorry. Okay. Lost my place. Lottery. Okay. Libra is a sign of an actor, double agent, transvestite and paid escort. You also make excellent political politicians because of your ability to talk both sides of your mouth. You are a font of useless minutia, forever analyzing your problems like a cow chomping its cud.
You treat the people you love like projects, and take perverse pleasure in pointing out their faults and get offended when they tell you to piss off. You play this if-only game. ''You have such beautiful eyes. If only you lose some weight, we might be able to see them.'' So what I'm saying is, i- it's doublespeak and stuff like that. And also it says, ``Useless minutia,'' which is like you know a lot about like,
you know, very useless stuff and you sit and think like a cow chewing its cud. And then people, like, will get offended because you point out everyone's faults. And they're like, << What? >> And then you go, «Well, y- y- » You play the if-only game. You say, << You, you'd have such a great chat, John, if only you wouldn't have talked to Brandon. >> You know, that kinda thing.
Okay. So it says, [laughs] "You think the person who wrote this is cynical?" I know, but that's the best kind of book. You are so kind-hearted. If only you had the common sense to match. And you are so shallow that your, your feelings get hurt if someone slips-- skips your party and checks into the hospital for emergen-sur-ser emergency surgery. Did they just say a Libra? No, they're bad, they're just bad to everybody.
Since you inherited Venus' bed hopping perspective on romance, you have secret affairs with people with whom you wouldn't be caught dead in public. That's okay with you because you're so vain that you can rationalize one night with you will magically improve tha- their miserable lofts in life. You long for a meaningful relationship, but anything less than a blind agreement from the
one you love sends you to bed with the nearest stranger. You don't want a prophecy or you don't want a par- partner, you wanted a clone. Old Libra couples are easy to spot because of their matching hairdos. When does the bed hopping start? However, you are quite capable of pursuing a goal with a single-minded determination that borders
on obsession. Your deeply held beliefs set you apart from the rest of the world. Once you learn to avoid the petty jealousies and swap- soap opera fantasies and theatrics in which you frequently indulge, you soon learn that no sign alive can distract you from your dreams. Where is the sex? Okay. Guess we'll get to the...
Hold on. Can't we all just get along? I like this one. It ca-... It says, "Can't we all just get along?' Uh, short of entering therapy from sheer frustration, how can you tolerate living with a human seesaw? Easy once you made up your mind. Hi, Goofy. Self-indulgent Libras. Mkay. What others view as extravagance is really a Libra's effort to create a space
that satisfies their need for comfort and calm. Unfortunately, expensive furniture and lots of ac- accessories suit them best. When yours is considering a budget-busting purchase, instead of cutting up the credit cards, appeal to their sense of fair play. First, point out that buying the $4,000 sofa he or she has been lusting after would mean eating peanut butter and jelly for the next 12 years.
Next, offer a compromise such as a less expensive piece of furniture and a semi-expensive piece of artwork for the wall. Libras like to negotiate, so be prepared to spend the next several hours or weeks driving around town looking for all sorts of interesting stuff. And be aware while you are trying to save money, Libra will secretly be hoping that a bit of his or her love for the luxurious rubs off.
And it says irresolute Libras. All Libras are born with a highly changeable nature. What made them laugh this morning will risk, um, will irk them this afternoon. What they adored last week, they despise today. They also spent a great deal of time trying to be all things to all people. This isn't only frustrating to you, it's just as confusing for them.
Libras often suffer depression and feel isolated because they view their need to weigh the pros and cons as a weakness. Think about that metaphorical symbol, the scales. If you've seen real scales in action, you will know that they are never truly motionless unless they are totally out of whack. They dip from side to side and then to the other, and then depending on
how much weight they're trying to balance, the dips become deeper and swing back slower. Your Libra friend's emotional structure is identical. When they are weighed down with a serious issue, listen carefully as they explain the situation, then offer a strong opinion without being threatening. This will also give Libra the push he or she needs to see if that
side of the argument in a clearer light, um, than going to reexamine the opposite side more rationally. They won't allow you to make their decisions for them, but by playing devil's advocate, you'll save them and yourself lots of time and grief. A Libra who hasn't learned that true beauty comes from within is not a pretty
sight. And even the sweetest ones have a tendency to equate the superficial with substance. Libras crave admiration and attention. They never forget a compliment and thrive when they feel wanted and appreciated. At the same time, they may withhold those very things from others, dispense unfair criticism,
and judge people by their appearance, job, or home instead of taking time to get to know them. Keep yours balanced with frequent praise and little surprises. Indulge their sense of romance by taking them out at least once a week. If they exhibit their petulant, jealous, and petty traits, remind them that part of the reason you admire them so much is their ability to judge impartially and treat every
human with respect and equality Illogical Libras. No, that's not true. Okay. "Libras of both sides, uh, sexes and ages have the exasperating trait of making a perfectly sound decision then going off the deep end at the last minute and doing the exact opposite." For example, your Libra may save all, um... May save all year for a down payment for a car but then blow every
penny on a weekend at the beach with his friends. This action appears totally irresponsible and illogical. Actually, while your teen may or may not have thought long he did consider the idea and understand the consequences. A flash of Libra intuition prompted him. He is young and if weather's perfect, his friend, uh, he holds dear have gathered, and on that level he can explain.
He knows occasions such as these are rare in life. So quick, uh, tips for emergencies. Libras need harmony. Good manners are the key to getting their attention. Frequent praise keeps them smiling. Never force them to make snap decisions. Gaslight them by telling them that their horoscope doesn't agree with their fortune cookie.
So it says, ''Libra lovers and losers.'' Ma Barker, Dr Joyce Brothers, Charlie Brown. You- you're kinda like Charlie Brown a little bit. Divine, Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme. That was someone that shot Charles Manson. Heinrich Himmler. That's 88 right? Uh, Evel Knievel, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bela Lugosi and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Who killed JFK supposedly, but he really didn't. [clicks button] okay. Like him? Yeah. Let me get on camera. Hi, how are we doing guys? I mean, guys oh.
I, I, I miss you. I mean, It's like, um, some of you. I mean, It's like some of you I am so happy are gone, but I do miss some of you. Um, I do need to talk to a few people. I mean, I wish some people would just check in. I mean, its like it-- It's kind of ... I don't know. When I did that s- that spell where I, I nailed all those nails into like a cow's tongue, I didn’t know it would, you know, make everybody shut up. But it's very powerful spell.
Oh, I didn't do that magic. I didn't do it. I Just imagined it though. Um , look at, look at that, look at... And like look what is dripping from my hand? The- it's m-... See it's watering the flower, you know. The, the, uh, s- sand from the hourglass. That's the days of our lives. Okay, I'm not sure. I'm sorry. Um, yeah. That's a little bit dark and oppressive for like, you know when the sun's coming out. I need to make it nicer.
More happy art.
Perfect. [clicking sounds] . So, um, yeah. How are... So how's every-? Oh my God, What's in his nose? Boogers. There's a Japanese guy. Is this skeleton? You think time ran out?
Yeah, I guess so. Because that robot w- wi-... Because obviously it died where no one could find it and then it's like, you know, all the relative would bring buried or cremated. Y- y- I like the way you think. You really think things through. Yeah. Um, I mean it's... I mean there's more, but let me see. Wait, maybe I skipped something, but let me see If I n- need to go back at all.
No. Right here. Okay Donna Karen has quote, uh, Donna karen, "Forget what you need and only think about what you desire.” Well, you heard that part.
Okay. "'It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout.' Cheryl Tiegs.“ With that. Living in a Libra household is the best exercise in frustration. Like, like... So this is about parents. Hold on. Or t- or having...
Okay. How about this? Libra bo- okay office party bitches snitches and the chronically inert. This is about people at the workplace. “There is no human problem which cannot be solved if people would simply,” um, do as I advise. Gore Vidal. Brilliant, brilliant guy. October third. Libra bo- Libra bosses pit the staff against one another to keep everyone
off guard. He will poll the entire office before announcing a decision he has already chosen in order to have somewhere to lay blame if it turns out wrong. He or she will never give you a direct answer. Instead you'll get a vague calculated deliberately confusing response. Ask for cl- clarification and you'll find yourself in the cold end of a smug lecture about the wisdom of ta- um taking notes.
Executive Libra will also dispense plenty of fine advice about your personal life, the way you arrange your desk and your choice of lunch companions. He or she will tell you how to dress, point out that you gained a bit of weight lately and not so discreetly let it slip that they disapprove of your taste in friends.
As Libras in charge will have the most expensive office furniture the company budget will allow, everyone else will have press board desks or manual typewriters. Your Libra boss will consider himself as wise and diplomatic as Gandhi, but the smirking observations more closely resemble Groucho Marx. His best friend will be the manager in charge of expense accounts and you'll rarely
see him after lunch because he's dedicated himself to personally inspecting every pickup joint in town. Your Libra coworker will be too busy gossiping on the phone, writing personal correspondence or grabbing a quickie with the UPS delivery man to think about g- uh, grabbing your job. However, when you pick up the slack because she stretched out her lunch
hour into a- into half an afternoon, uh, running her dog to the groomer and her grandmother to the hairdresser, she'll think you are her job. In that case, she'll decide to get you fired right after she gets yo- uh, she gets a manicure.” At the nail salon, she'll cool down and decide it's best if she just says thanks. When she returns and discovers the boss asked you to finish the annual report, she'll
sneer and demand to meet with her supervisor because she feels threatened by your obvious attempts to get her canned. Just before she flits into his office, a business s- succ- uh, crisis will occur, and she'll decide it wouldn't be fair to him to complain about you right now. Since this scenario will continue as long as you have a Libra coworker, you really don't have much to worry about.
To irk this an- um, irritating, dithering bimbo, flip her coffee air condition... c- car- Flip her office air conditioning from one extreme to the other whenever you walk by. Do the same thing with her ringer on her phone and the volume on her radio. Say good morning one day and ignore her the next day. When she's totally off balance, rush up to her desk and say, "The boss has
two projects that need immediate attention. Pick one now." That was good? Okay, good. Yeah, I, I... You know who this is in the picture? This is a young, um... Who's that? The, the, like, the grandfather from, uh, from the Gremlins. You remember that guy? He was also in K- in The Karate Kid. He was in the... I forgot his name.
It's weird. Is anybody else...? It's weird that it's just you and I hanging out here. << I think we're, I think we're alone now >> I think you deserve another song, but it won't be, like, you know, such a fun... Oh, actually, hmm, okay, I can write. I can figure it out. I'll, I'll ... Hold on. Let me try to do it. [sighs] Okay, you wanna do a song? Okay, we'll do a s-... We'll do a song. I can't do a video right now, but I can do the music, and I
can do a picture. I'll do a picture of you. I'll just... Oh, I'll put up the slide, the slides I m- I made of you already. Okay, so let me see. So, okay. [drum beat] Mm-hmm. I'll, I'll write it myself, hold on.
[Drumbeat] I'm writing it.
[drumbeat] I know it's a lot of writing, huh? It's... See, people think it's so easy to do. I mean, it's like f- f- fucking... I'm smart. Um, this will be brilliant. Okay, hold on.
[drumbeat] Hmm. What's that word you yell at Sandman?
Oh, weed yells.
[drumbeat] Okay, you'll love this.
[drumbeat] Okay. [drumbeat] Okay.
I have the song. I've written the song. Oh, is Hebrew Hammer here? Hi, Hebrew Hammer. How are you? Um, you get to pick the style. Tell me what style you want it in. Uh, I- I'll, I'll add a couple elements to it, but just tell me, like, um, up to three, uh, three things to have the style in it. It is a humorous song, I'll say. It's funny. You'll love it.
Okay, I'm gonna say polka is gonna be one of my... Polka. I'm gonna say, is there a Canadian, like, hunter stylist? I don't know. What, what, like, what? Tell me. You have to tell me. But style, I mean, I, I don't know. So I, I, I need some help. How about you, Hebrew Hammer? Shout out, shout out a style, a style element for a thing that is a song. You, you be a part of this too, and come sit in my lap.
Hebrew Hammer? You s- you don't know? Oh, my God, you're right. Libras never make up decis- a decision. Okay, hold on. I'll, I'll just... I mean, geez, I'll do everything.
Okay. [drumbeat] T- oh, okay, hold on. I'll add, I'll add funk into it too.
Okay, hold on, hold on. Add funk [drumbeat] and blend to one. Okay, got it.
Okay. Oh, this is gonna be wildly eclectic th- thing. It's kinda li- kind of like you, wildly eclectic. And I, I'll just give you a hint. I did No, I can't. Well, let it be a surprise 'cause this all... This is pretty, like, I can, I can make this for you.
Okay. [keyboard clicking] So I have Thing That Is, and, you know, I don't wanna be accused of, you know, scamming demented elderly people, so I won't even, you know, mention.
Hey, if anyone wants a song, you know, like a, a custom song, I will be happy to, uh, to help you out,- Like I'm doing with Thing That Is, and if you'd like to contribute, tip... Actually, you can go to Co- Codex, get a membership. There's a lot of ways, um, you can help out the show. Okay, so thank you for that. That was a little, uh, customer ser- that was, like, that was a, uh, public
service announcement. Now why is it... What, what is happening? [keyboard clicking] It's the right website. [laughs] Everything looks different. I mean, has everything gone different today? I'm tripping out. Right here, I think I got it.
Oh, here we go. Okay, got it, got it.
Create. Got it, okay. Style. [mouse clicking] Okay. I'm going to...
Huh. Okay, there, I'm gonna personalize that.
Okay, let me get the lyrics. And this will be amazing. All I'll say is the song is gonna be a little bit weird. It's gonna be a little bit weird.
Just a little bit. Okay. And we'll see how it goes.
CashApp CultofPsyche if anyone's interested in contributing to my breakfast this morning before I'm, before I'm, you know, taken to federal prison for co- being a con... I'm the worst con ... I've, I've made less than any con artist in the world. I, I wish I was a con artist. I'd probably make a little bit more money. I mean, jeez. Honest people fucking make nothing. It's crazy. Okay.
Okay, the song is called You Weird. How does that sound? And while we're waiting for that, why don't I show you somebody else that's a little bit weird? It's Thing That Is's favor- favorite comedian. [keyboard clicking] You know him say? Your favorite British comedian?
Roy Jay, the Pajama Man. He was the only comedian that would use a schtick like, you know, oh, wear a prisoner's costume on the stage. And, uh, is it- does it work? I don't know. You, you, you tell me. Oh no, this one's ... I hate that one. Okay. I mean, I, I, I hate this guy. I, I don't l- I don't like him.
This is terrible, this is terrible. Okay, but here, I'll just play it while it generates. Yeah, you love it. You'll see it. Your favorite comedian, Roy Jay? Yeah, sure. «I got a joke for Thing That Is.» Do you happen to be the thing that was? Is that your brother? Oh, that was on The Eclipse. Oh, never mind. [singing] I know this weird guy bought a flying bra.
Weird guy. Ruined six pairs of trousers. [laughs] [upbeat music] . I've got to talk to someone 'bout this chick that I love. For giving her to me, I thank my lucky stars above. She's everything I want, my true sweetheart, my turtle dove.
But she's weird and fat and ugly, but the only one I love. Yes, it's love. La, la, la. Spooky Love. I don't believe this. [Upbeat music] I gaze into her face, and it's then I realize, I've seen potatoes on my plate with better looking eyes.
Looking skywards Concorde nose is only half the size, of the conk adorning her face between those two mince pies. It's love. Yeah, I don't understand. I, what ... I don't get it. Spooky Love. What is this? Is it Halloween? [upbeat music] Y- he, like, he has, he had a vampire in his- If she entered Mr. Universe, she'd certainly win my vote.
Women her size aren't born. That looks like Brother Williams They rise just like a boat. With lead weights round their ankles, she'd still rise up and float. So to protect the easily frightened, she always wears a coat. He's wearing black and white. See, Masonic, right? It's spooky love. He's guilty because he waited too long. That's when they look great all put together.
Boo! Boo! Terrible. Slither hither man, listen. This is never real Here's some advice for you to follow. It might sound weird to you. I wish that lawyer was- And difficult to swallow. But ugly girls bring happiness, pretty girls bring sorrow. You know I'm right. Grab yours now. You'll all be doing it tomorrow, 'cause it's love. La, la, la.
Spooky Love. [clapping] Ugh.
Come on, God, there's more. Look at the staircase, the spiral staircase. [Singing] I've got sunshine. Why is everything so masonic? On a cloudy day. What do you mean about sunshine? What if Mason's funeral today? When it's cold outside, yeah. I've got the month of May. May. Oh my God.
Mason. [Singing] I'll kiss you. Is this, is this comedy? Or are you just singing a song? Why am I spinning? How are you? Oh, I feel happy this way. My girl. This isn't ... Are you just singing somebody's song? How does he gonna get the copyright for this? My girl. You just go out and sing My Girl on the show?
Slither. Who's spooked? [laughing] Don't say spook. Me and my girlfriend just ended a beautiful friendship. We got engaged. [laughs] She was weird. Green fingers. Boop. Red nose, blue eyes, white hairs. Boop. [laughs] It was like going out with a bunch of gladioli. [laughs] What is a gladiola, a flower?
Oh. She used to get so angry horses used to blow up her nose to calm her down. [laughs] She lived on a houseboat. Weird. Anytime she wanted some money, she just went to the bank. [laughs] Dude, there's like, there's like maritime laws. She gets washed off her back on the TV. She had to wear anything. I mean, th- that's not how can be real. These jokes are like ...
Oh again, today there was a joke about like, you know, he's like, "Oh, this minute I was just bored at the club gave me a Tic Tac and I s- and I snorted a line." And it's like thi- this is supposed to be like a, like a prime time show in England in the '80s. It wasn't li- like an a joke about cocaine and stuff so we ... Like that, right? Would they? I don't think so. And then he po- supposedly got arrested for exposing himself in a club to like
families and stuff like that, because there was getting ... He was getting, uh, heckled. And then everyone said he had a big penis. Like, why would they say that? I mean, I just don't know. I just, it's just, it doesn't make sense. Okay. Um, your song's ready. I'm, I got the song for you. I'm downloading it. I'm not gonna, I'm not, I'm just gonna do the, the, the sim- I ca-
I don't even know if I can put, put images. I'm gonna simply play the song here. You've earned a song Thing That Is, and, uh, thank you for being part of my show, okay? Let's go. See, it didn't take too long. Media, and put the song in there.
Okay. This is, the song is called You Weird. That, but I love you. I still love you. I showed you a Thing That Is background in my thing. Uh, I don't think I have one. See if I have a picture right there. Just for the ambiance.
Okay, take that off. And How about...
Hmm. I'll just put this picture up. Okay, that'll be, that'll be fine. This is not you. You're, you're much cuter. It is actually- it's actually Sager Crystal Anne or something like that, but it's the only bald thing I can find right now. Okay, so is ready? Okay, here we go. Okay, so it's ready. [upbeat music] I'll look for one.
Yeah Hey! Walked into the club like a vampire king. Black high collar shirt, didn't say a thing. Bald head shining underneath the light. Smoking like philosophy all through the night. He's a Libra. So he's weighing every side. Changes his opinion halfway through the ride. Complains all day, but you better understand.
He's got the softest heart in all the land. He'll argue left. He'll argue right. Just to keep the conversation alive tonight. He don't lie 'cause he's evil. No, that's not the feature. He lies for debate. Sure Like an internet creature. You weird! He yells across the room. You weird! Like it's everybody's doom.
Crashes couch coffee, Peters biscuits. Oh! You weird! Nobody knows what he meant.
But he absolutely meant it. You weird! He screams again. Five minutes later.
He's your best friend.
The codex says pretty sure that's Mason. He says no it isn't. What? The codex says we're 80% certain still nobody knows arguments made He promised Mason cross his heart A Jar Jar Binks shirt from the start Months go by Years go by Jar Jar’s Still waiting Misa disappointed There's behind the drums killing perfect time
Then starts another pointless argument online Technically Actually Sharply speaking Brother NOBODY ASKED YOU WEIRD Salmon catches another YOU WEIRD Everybody else catches one too YOU WEIRD Even the bartender
gets confused YOU WEIRD The cigarette nods in agreement Somehow The drum solo becomes another debate He’s bald He’s handsome High collar Every night complains about everything Yet somehow he’s
right Heart made of gold Delivery made of sandpaper The world’s loudest sweetheart Still owes mason That jar jar shirt Still yelling "You Weird" Still crashing Couch Coffee Beaters Biscuits Nobody has deciphered the prophecy The Codex keeps taking notes And somewhere Jar Jar Binks
whispers.. Misa believe in you You weeird Jase who's CJK looking up HC Abraham JC
Who's that YOU WEEEIRRD Are you the, you're the Hebrew hammer that friend bombed me Or you're like the cute green guy You're gonna end up Pat Tony aren't you?
I don't like that guy okay hold on let me take my community moderation i'll see who that is why they're banned okay What's his name T UJC I mean I don't even know Is it--okay I'm going to read the names Okay Tell me if I should unban them To t-take Hi there Yesterday Toxic Blue Scatman John G
Hand Cookie One Y One Sloppy Joe Joseph Whalen Most Hated See those most hated But he was just in the chat This is weird This Melissa Red Balloon Hold on is this the right account yeah JB Lil Tony the Conductor Beta needs AA
You need uh YouTube help admin Flavor Blast For Aiden JC are you talking did you said JC oh would who do remove jc you liked it you're the good one okay and well i'm gonna put on the there's two versions of it i put this i bet the shorter one but i'm gonna do the longer one too
you tell me what you like better because i don't know i just think Not like I In a rush Okay Here we go Perfect Here's your Uh here's the other version Maybe it's Gonna be easier to understand Because the first version Was a little stun It's It's not My favorite program I'm using I'm just doing it Cause
I have to Kind of Right now But We'll see Um It's just free I love Free things I'm a Capricorn Um But not in a weird Exploitative way Like some people Want to make it out to be They're weird That People like that Are weird They're weird Weed I should have Said you weed It's all Good If
you Can Find us What's the Name You're the Good one Hold On It Says Please Unblock Tjc Is it tjc I gotta Look one more Time Once Again Psyche Loves Turds IPQ Wiki Miss Info.
Hold on. Um, Cheryl Decamalo, S- um, Robbie Kumar popped in exiled Ones Dog. Um, Jacob Chavez, Vale, Daryl C- Cockstick, Brandon's Massive Tits. [clears throat] Oh, I see Hammer. Unban Hammer. Is that you?
Deviant Lemon, Spanky, Seventh Sage, Pillow Biter, Uno Lover, Strawberry James, Brongnie's Home Cookies, Juice to Show. Oh, I like... Juice to Show is fine. Why are all these people hidden? I have, like, h- hundreds of people hidden. Spider Awakens Tear, they're not, they're banned forever.
Rob, Aiden Tibbetts, Humungous, Too Da Lu, Jonathan D. Oh, there's L Ron Hubbard. He was just in here too. Like, why aren't some of these people ... Um, let's see. Pooter, Exile One, I'll unban him. I mean, I don't really care. I'll talk to him. Seventh Element, I don't mind them. I mean, who banned all these people?
Flavor Blast Kit Into Completion? What does that mean? Catfish Crystaline, I like that name. Okay, well, unban them. Ooter Charlie, I'll give him another chance. I don't really trust him though. HPP, found it. Okay, I'm just gonna save it unless anybody.... Does anyone know who Dr. Rabbit or Little Zest are, or Immune To Madness? Any, any of those names deserve to be unhidden?
Okay. Okay, so let me get the song up. Here's the other version of The Thing That Is Song, the alternate track, and we're gonna see which one is better. And maybe I'll be able to put some pictures to this one, we'll see. Have to test my system, but here we go. This is, uh, You, You Weird, the, uh, y- the B side. Oh. Oh, we have Hammer here.
Well, we have VO- Hey ... and board we- Hey. I said, no, I was calling you to Transsexual Jesus Christ is who I meant talking about. Oh, but they're... Okay, transse-. You're, you're the Transsexual Jesus Christ? I've been that for, like, eight years. Yeah, they keep fucking banning me, and I don't know why. Just 'cause of my name. I, well, Jesus, Jesus is always gonna be persecuted.
You know, you should've known that before you came here. You have to be... Uh, I'm just kidding. Uh- You know, like, I didn't want you to sit there and try to look up something that you can, nothing will be able to find. I know. Well, I, I mean, I c- I cl-... I was so excited I, I was, I was able to leave that screen, but I'll back to it until it... So it's Transsexual Jesus Christ. Fine. I said you could do it later, like whenever. It's not a big deal. But hey buddy, I wanna do it for your now, okay? All right. I love you. Yeah. I love you.
How you been, psyche? Not very good. I mean, it's been, it's been a, it's been terrible. I mean, just one thing after another. But I am, you know, I'm okay. What happened on yo- YouTube in like a month and a half. I just now got on this morning, so I mean it's like a lot happens in a month. Like, I mean it's like all the relationships are completely changed around. Oh look at Lol- I, I don't mind Lolcow Hunter or Silly Goose, um, but some of these people I don't...
The only person that I really don't like is, um, you know, Tony- That ... I'm most hated too. That's an old account of mine too, but [laughs] I unbanned that one, so you're unhat- or you're mostly, you're, you're i- I- You're not the most hated. Uh, uh, you're, you know, you're one of my most loved people. I don't find transsexual Jesus Christ. Let me see. I mean, I'm looking for it still. Unrelatable. Okay. Be- uh, 19th Sage.
I mean there's so many people here that are just clogging up the system, ruining it for everybody. What is this one? Corpse Fucker? That's a horrible name. There's a red balloon person. I'll ban him. This stage is staying banned. Um, okay. WorldStar? CXWorldSt- Okay, no use of transsexual Jesus. Are you sure transsexual Jesus Christ cannot type in this chat?
Did you try your, your, your magical powers?
Is he here? He left? Shit. Well thank you. Oh here's mo- Okay, there's most-- Okay, I can't find transexual Jesus Chrysler, but I will do the most hated again. Okay. That's gonna be my, uh, my compromise. Mm-kay. He left.
Jerk. Okay. [singing] Walked into the club like a vampire king Black high collar shirt
Didn’t say a thing Bald head shining underneath the light Smoking like philosophy all through the night He’s a Libra So he’s weighing every side Changes his opinion halfway through the ride Complains all day But you better understand He’s got the softest heart In
all the land He’ll argue left He’ll argue right Just to keep the conversation alive tonight He don’t lie ‘cause he’s evil No that’s not the feature He lies for debate Like an internet creature "You win" he yells across the room "You win" like
it’s everybody’s doom Crashing couch coffee Beaters biscuits Nobody knows what he meant But he absolutely meant it "You win" he screams again Five minutes later He’s your best friend
The codex says Pretty sure that’s Mason He says no it isn’t The codex says We’re eighty percent certain Still nobody knows He promised Mason Cross his heart A Jar
Jar Binks Shirt from the start Months go by Years go by Jar Jar’s still waiting Mesa disappointed He’s behind the drums Keeping perfect time Then starts another pointless argument
online Technically Actually Historically speaking Brother Nobody asked "You win" Salmon catches another stray "You
win" Everybody else Catches one too "You win" Even the bartender gets confused "You win" The cigarette nods in agreement Somehow the drum solo becomes another debate He’s bald He’s
handsome High collar every night Complains about everything Yet somehow he’s right Heart made of
gold Delivery made of sandpaper The world’s loudest sweetheart Still owes Mason That Jar Jar shirt Still yelling you win!
Still crashing Couch Coffee Beaters Biscuits Nobody has to suffer the prophesy LA The Codex
keeps taking notes And Psalm Jar Jar Binks whispers Misa believe in you YOU WIN
Wow. That's epic. [laughs] See, I did it... See, I know, I know how to do it. I can like... I'm, I'm good at it and it's like a... People don't believe it. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. This is, I have this huge black candle burning that things are going my way
tonight. That was cool. It is fun. Hey, I'm... If I can get my dream thing working again, I mean, it's like I have my dream thing. Hold on. What the...
I can get it, you know, working tonight really for sure but, um, let's see if I can get it open real quick.
[keyboard clicking] I have it d- I, there's something called Vercel. Vercel's really cool for these databases and stuff. I meant to say, I just look for the cheapest way to do everything, but that works, like, the best, cheapest... I like the best quality but least expensive, and so it can be like a little bit of a trade-off if there's like high quality for like a low price.
But, um, yeah. Let me see if it's this one.
Uh, everything's a struggle. Everything's a struggle. Okay, cool. There we go. In here. Okay. I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. Okay. And I'm in the wrong account. Okay. So sign out. [mouse clicking] You see, everything is like, <<Everything is everything>> Okay.
[mouse clicking] Okay, I'm in. Okay. I see the dark tales. Okay. It says, "No deployment." My God. It's not serving traffic.
Blocked, not personalized. Hold on. Why is it blocked? [keyboard clicking] What's going on here? Um, there is an ac-... I, I don't understand. I don't know. I'll have to do it later, but it's such a cool website but, uh, I, I'm, I always mind migrating stuff over because it's, like, everything's so expensive sometimes.
Okay. Well, anyway. [mouse clicking] How are we doing, guys? What is it? Let, let's go for a walk. Let's go for a walk. I'm gonna get coffee and maybe a hash brown.
It was fun walking yesterday. So anyway, I don't know, I think I'm looking pretty good but I don't understand, people are like, oh, wait, yeah, i- I either look like I'm, like, dying of AIDS or, like, you know, I look like I'm 100 years old. Like, Bae clips me into the most disgusting picture of me where I'm just, like, so unfortunately wrinkled. Like, if, if I was, like, o- over 100 years old, I wouldn't even be that wrinkled, and then he made me look like that.
And then, then Sweet becomes an, "Oh, that's accurate p- that's an accurate picture," and then I'm bald. And everybody else is accurate. I mean, Brandon Q looks fine. He looks better. Um, you know, even Tommy James looks fine. I mean, it's like... And Tommy James is in that, that v- that video, he looks fucking ripped. I mean, it's like his... He, he's wearing Juggalo, um, boxer briefs that are just, like, so tight on him and stuff. And now I said that his butt looked good in them on his
AI and now Alex says that, @inxbred and I want to sexually assault Tommy James, and that is so wrong. Fuck. I mean, no. Not even if I was in jail, you know, f- or and I, you know, was the, was like the boss in jail, and he was the new fish.
I'd be like, "Ah, I give up on homosexuality. I'm bored." I'm like, "I'm, I'm gonna try to date, like, the female, like, Department of Corrections president or something. That'd be more interesting than dealing with some criminal all day." Okay, I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud? Okay. So let's go to McDonald's app and then I'll go to the store.
Say toys. Hey. Hey, guys. Do you believe in magic?
Oh, okay. Hi Rudy. Oh, they have... You know, they have fried apple pies are back though, guys. Fried apple pies. They're fried. Do you think they just put 'em in the fry grease? Is that...? Probably, huh? Just put the apple pies in the fry grease, huh? I'm not, I'm not interested. Okay. Use deal.
Yeah. And obviously if I, if I like... If there's, like, something that you can't type in chat, like, you know, 'cause people keep saying certain words that I, I just, I don't like seeing that word. They just... And so if it's blocked, then don't try to, like, figure out a alternative way of saying it to get it through, 'cause if you know I don't like it, why are you doing it? This is to piss me off.
Then I will eat you for breakfast next to my hash brown. Okay. Dang, all over the chat. Yeah. Dude, this is my new lover. What's it to you?
No, he's really not. He's really not. I was ju- I just m- I was... We're just hanging out. We're just hanging out. What? Now you're making fun of the thing that is? What? What? You're, you're all over Beta's asshole. I'm gonna cry about it. I'm gonna go cry about it right now. I'm about, about to cry 'cause you're here. I mean, I was... Bad enough I just have things as it is to talk to you, then you show up. I mean, it's just... I'm in hell I'm just kidding. I love Dinganus. I even don't mind you, but you're just an asshole to me and you let
your, you let your, um, your mobs harass me and you, um, you, you, uh... I'm a pussy? Well, Sandman, you're a fat loser, and, uh, YouTube's the only thing you have going for you so better stick to it. And, um, you killed your, um, you killed your fish.
Do I have the video? I do have the video.
I have the video right here. Just look at the fish tank in the back of this room.
Yeah, oh, yeah, you look real black.
You're, you have more pink in your cheeks than, you know, Howdy Doody. I'm a yag. Yeah. The best faggot you'll ever meet in your life. How about that? You're just a bore. You're just a clipper. Dane? Oh my God. What's going on? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... Oh, wait, I messed- I yelled at my phone. You got really upset. I'm so sorry.
Hi baby. You hear that? He called me babe and he said, "What's going on?" I love that.
Sam, why are you coming from Berlin to talk about me papa, hmm? Hey, shout out to God. Shout out to the devil.
RIP, you know, Gian Lovely or whatever. I mean, it's like, can you think of something else to say? Sound- sounds like, you know, you only know like five words and I've, I've heard them all enough. Half of them aren't even regular words. They're just like sounds.
You know? How about Brandon Hugh? How about you tell him you ... Do a debate with him on his show. He wants to talk to you so bad. He's so desperate. I mean, I, I don't k- no, he likes you much. He wants... Like, look our whole rela- all these relationships got destroyed because he wanted
to talk to you on Alex's show and she wouldn't let, she wouldn't let him. That's why everything got destroyed. I don't e- I don't even know how I got involved in that part of it. I'm not Brandon. I'm not, I, I'm not... I'm myself. All of a sudden, «Oh, you set me up with Bran.» She, she set me up with Brandon. She had b- she called me in the morning saying, "Oh, come over here and t- and talk on my show," and like with Brandon and stuff like that, and I was like, okay.
And I was like, I basically did a favor to her, not to him, but I don't... I n- care less, but she went-- he loved him and she was like, "Oh my God, he's so cute and, and, uh, he's so smart, and he plays..." Uh, and I was like, "Okay good, maybe she'll- some jil- eh. Maybe he can be the baby daddy or s-" I don't know. But then all of a sudden, um, you know, he gets mad at her. All of a sudden she's mad at everybody, and now she friends with Bita and
Christine. I mean h- I would, I m- are, is this, is this world too crazy for you yet? I mean, it's like, it just doesn't make any sense to me. Bita and Christine? I mean, imagine those are your rebounds. And she'd already been through the cycle a few times. I mean, see I'm not going through the cycle again with it. It's like a rollercoaster that made me so sick the second time that I'm not even gonna get on another rollercoaster again.
I'm done with them. [sighs] But I just, I n- I'm just being like, no thanks. I'm gonna throw up if, if I go on it, so. Thanks, but no thanks. [keyboard clacking] But Sandman, I, I would suck your dick if you'd let me probably. I don't care if you're fat. I kinda like, uh, fat guys.
Hm? That are mean to me. Oh my God, Joker has this guy on his show. His name is... What's his name? His name is, uh...
God, I don't know, b- but i,- III don't know. It's like a, it's a girl's name that's a famous... Or Dex. De- it's Dex, Dex or something like that, and he's like a straight guy. But he's like, "Hey psyche, you little faggot, get up here on the piano." And I'm like, "Yes sir." [laughs] And I like r- I like run up and I'm li- I'm, and he's like, "Oh, you're so disgusting. You're, y- you're, uh... oh" And I'm like, I'm like, "Oh put..." I know. I'm just like hitting on him and it's like I have a fetish for humiliation
and degradation, and people don't know that. And then basically I'm just orgasming half the time, you know? Oh, I'm sorry. We're off the air, right? I, o- oh, M, in between microphones? Okay. But I really do. I mean, it's like... But th- a lot of people do. I mean, it's like, uh...
It's weird. Have you ever heard of like, you know...
I won't even bring it up, but there's something called race play. I don't know if you've heard of race play.
It's where I pretend to be a Japanese woman and the guy pretends to be a Black woman, and we have interracial lesbian sex.
You, you heard of it? It sounds weird. Yeah. Well, basically what, what they used to do is o- on the ta- on the plantations when, you know... Oh, oh, sorry. Nevermind. I'm gonna end this conver- I'm ending that conversation. Hi. Hold on. Hold on. Who's this? Oh yeah. Hi. [laughs] I'm sorry. It was a jo- I'm just joking around. Oh my gosh.
Thing That Is has been such a bad influence on me. Let's play The Thing That Is song again while I, um, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get to the saw. I'm gonna get to the, uh, store. Okay. I'm so sorry. I didn't know a lady was listening. It was, I thought it was just, you know, Piber Hammer Bake Lips Something That Isn't Sandman. How embarrassing. Hold on. Gonna play the second version.
[upbeat music] Walked into the club like a vampire king.
Black high collar shirt, didn't say a thing. Bald head shining underneath the light. Smoking like philosophy all through the night. He's a Libra, so he's weighing every side. Changes his opinion halfway through the ride. Complains all day, but you better understand.
He's got the softest heart in all the land. He'll argue left, he'll argue right. Just to keep the conversation alive tonight. He don't lie 'cause he's evil. No, that's not the feature. He lies for debate like an internet creature. You win! He yells across the room.
You win! You win! Like it's everybody's doom. Ooh-wee. Ashes, Gucci, coffee, beaners, biscuits. Nobody knows what he meant, but he absolutely meant it. You win! He screams again. Five minutes later, he's your best friend.
[upbeat music] . The Codex says pretty sure that's Mason. He says no it isn't. The codex says we're 80% certain still nobody knows.
He promised mason cross his heart A Jar Jar pink shirt from the start Months go by years go by jar jar's Still waiting Mesa disappointed He's behind the drums
keeping perfect time Then starts another pointless argument online Technically Actually Historically speaking Brother Nobody
asked Everybody else catches one too. You're weird! Even the bartender gets confused. You're weird! The cigarette nods in agreement.
Somehow, the drum solo becomes another debate. He’s bald, he’s handsome, high collar every night.
[upbeat music] Complains about everything, yet somehow he’s right.
Heart made of gold, delivery made of sandpaper.
The world’s loudest sweetheart. Still owes Mason that Jar Jar shirt. Still yelling, "You're weird!" [upbeat music] Still crashing couch, coffee, Peters, biscuits.
Nobody has deciphered the prophecy yet lay. The codex keeps taking notes. And some- [upbeat music] ... Jar Jar Binks whispers, "Misa believe in you." You're weird!
[upbeat music] . Hey!
Walked into the club like a vampire king. Black high collar shirt, didn't say a thing. Bald head shining underneath the light. Smoking like philosophy all through the night. He's a Libra, so he's weighing every side. Changes his opinion halfway through the ride. Complains all day but you better understand, he's got the softest heart in all the
land. He'll argue left, he'll argue right just to keep the conversation alive tonight. He don't lie 'cause he's evil. No, that's not the feature. He lies for debate, like an internet creature. "You're weird," he yells across the room. "You're weird," like it's everybody's doom.
Crashes couch, coffee, Peters, biscuits. Ooh. You're weird. Nobody knows what he meant.
But he absolutely meant it. "You're weird," he screams again. Five minutes later...
he's your best friend. [singing] The codex says pretty sure that's Mason. He says no it isn't.
The codex says we're eighty percent certain still nobody knows. He promised Mason cross his heart A Jar Jar Binks shirt from the start Months go by Years go by Jar Jar still waiting Misa disappointed That behind the drums killing perfect time Then starts another pointless argument online Technically actually sharply speaking Brother NOBODY
ASKED! You're weird Salmon catches another stray You're weird Everybody else catches one too You're weird Even the bartender gets confused You're weird The cigarette nods in agreement [trumpet playing] Somehow,
the drum solo becomes another debate He’s bald, he’s handsome High collar every night Complains about everything Yet somehow he’s right Heart made of gold Delivery made of sand paper The worlds loudest sweetheart Still owes mason that jar jar shirt Still yellin YOU'RE WEIRD!!
Still crashin cooch Coffee Peters Biscuits Nobody has deciphered the prophesy The Codex keeps takin
notes and somewhere…Jar Jar Binks Whispers “Misa Believe In You” You're Weird!
[Upbeat Music Playing] [singing] Light the candle, hit the stream.
Leonard's on the altar. The portal's open, no place to hide and nobody falter. Trix walk through the tarot spread, the magic's coming through. Welcome to the transmission, yeah Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Here. Yeah, I'll fi- oh, okay. Try to find her? That's your female part? Is that your... Okay, I'll fi- I promise I will look for ... Your heart is broken? Oh my God. Or her heart is broken. Okay, sweetheart. Is that you? She's real pretty in your picture. Hebrew Hammer's a really hot guy actually. I would like totally convert to Judaism for him.
If I could get married, he can give a circumcised by him. I'm just kidding. Okay. Um, let's try that again. Okay? Take two.
It's take two. Here. [crowd cheering] [singing] Light the candle, hit the stream. Leonard's on the altar. The portal's open, no place to hide and nobody falter.
Trix walk through the tarot spread, the magic's coming through. Welcome to the transmission, yeah. That means you. [trilling] [laughing] [upbeat music] .
Bita's got the biscuits hot and ready, fire sale tonight. Bea’s Kitty Gang come running, got their bandanas tight. She got caught with Santa Claus, girl, that ain't a crime. The whole chat screaming, "Bita, come back one more time." Thunder at the window, Nancy rodent on the reign. Pull the Magician manifestin’, defendants psyche his aim. She got timed out. Popped right back.
It's the Open Panel Circus. Built to turn it into gold. Cat Daddy on the Tarot. Lettin' every story unfold. Bita's got the biscuits. Woo! Mason's drumming though he froze. Officer McQueen got a rose in the front row [rap music] Here he goes.
We’re a cult, we’re a channel, we're a glorious mess. Psych awakens it, he says, "Yes, yes, yes." [upbeat music] Mason hit the kid so hard, the cards went flying high. Same one shirt for a year and a half, don't ask him why. Is he old enough for this movie? Chat don’t even know. His panel box just froze again.
Connection lost. And there he goooooes. Officer Alex McQueen, your man kicking down the door. Red Hood single rose gonna serenade once more. Paige, will you fall in love with me? Spotlight, smoke machine. Then cuffs are trolling drags him off to Ron redeem McQueen. They threw the arrows through the hate, I caught them in the light night. I loved who I wanted him to be. Not who he is??? That’s the knight.
Judgment! Repent! The end is-- Tony master computer, half a Stark, half a sermon you can see. Brought a bag of fertilizer as a gift. For you my cosmic twin. Bring the constellations that weaken. Let the man intend. Who knocked over the biscuits? It’s Carol, it’s Kate again. Tony’s on the tribunal but he’s content, so we win.
Mason drop Jaime salty, Nancy storm Alexandra’s glow. Sold!!! To the colt for the price of a hallelujah, let's goooo! It’s the open panel surgeons. Woo! And we turned it into gold. Manson band for the haters. Left the whole band, lets go cold. Peter, Mason, McQueen, Nancy, Tony the priestess too.
Psych Awakens forever. Yes, yes, yes, it’s true. Are you a friend of the panel? Always. Always. [upbeat music] .
It’s a rare condition this day and age.
To find a haunted stream on every page.
The shadows laugh, the static sings. The phone rings twice, nobody’s there when it rings. The moon hangs low above the street. Something follows every beat. The neighbors smile with glowing eyes.
And every friendly wave’s a disguise. Everywhere you look, everywhere you go. There’s a nightmare waiting just beyond the glow. Everywhere you look, everywhere you stare. There’s a cult in the attic and something in your chair. Everywhere you look, everywhere you roam.
The things that haunt you somehow made it into your home. When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone. Cult of psyche’s nightmares know your name.
[upbeat music] The television flickers blue. Showing things that can’t be true. A laugh track echoes through the hall.
But nobody lives here at all. The family portrait on the wall. Changes faces after dark fall. Dad has horns and Mother’s gone. Baby whispers ancient songs. Everywhere you look, everywhere you hide.
Something with too many teeth is standing by your side. Everywhere you look, everywhere you creep. The shadows in the basement never really sleep. Everywhere you look, everywhere you roam. The house keeps growing rooms that weren’t there when you got home. When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone.
Cult of psyche’s nightmares know your name ...
chess rewinds itself again. The sitcom audience is laughing from somewhere deep within. The mailman vanished years ago But still delivers notes The words are written in your
hand Yet you never wrote them.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you run The nightmare's only starting it has barely begun Everywhere you look, everywhere you pray The things beneath the bed are finally coming out to play Everywhere you look, everywhere you roam You've always been inside the nightmare all along
When you're lost out there and you're all alone Cult of psyche's nightmares know your name Cult of psyche's nightmares know your name Cult of psyche's nightmares know your name
[upbeat music] There's like, you know, the, the one-- I jumped in there and that's what
they were talking about: pandas aren't real. Right. So tell it, tell everybody how this all got started- Well- How we started this rabbit hole [laughs] I was scrolling through TikTok one night and somebody messaged me, and I, I for the life of me, I cannot find what that person must have got banned or something because I could never go back and find out who it was. But they said, "Hey, there's a, there's a live going on right now,
and it-it's two scientists talking about some stuff that you talk about and you should go in there and see what they're talking about," and sent me a link. So I went in there and it was one of those lives where there's like, you know, the, the one camera and then there's a bunch of people on the side. Right. Right. So I was like, oh wow, I'll just, I'll just, you know- Listen for a minute ... listen for a s- I'll just stalk 'em for a minute and see what they're talking about. And then one of the people in the boxes was talking about us.
They talk about this stuff all the time at timelines and, and all this stuff. And I, I messaged him but I don't know if they're gonna come or not. And they, they were like, the one guy his name was like PhD something- Mm-hmm ... and he's like a, you know, suit tweed jacket type way dude. Right. Right. And the other guy looked like a nice like NASA scientist type of guy. And then so I was like well I'll just jump in real quick cause
I got nothing better to do, you know? So I jumped in there and that's what they were talking about: Pandas aren't real. And this is probably the first time I'd ever heard this theory. So but I'm like that's stuff that we talk about, you know, fringe stuff is where we live so I'm here for it. And the guy's like okay so here's my theory and he lays it all out like In the eighteen what did we say?
Eighteen ninety...? Eighteen sixties is when they were first discovered. Eighteen sixties yeah. Some guy discovered a panda And then he brought it to the Chinese government and was like, "Hey, I found this thing in the woods." And they're like, "That thing doesn't exist. Somebody must be pulling your leg." And they s- said, you know, "Look. Look at all of our, [bell rings] you know, artwork, our charts, all our stuff.
We have everything you can think of, bees, birds, fish, you know, cranes-" E- even the, the ch- the calendar- Right ... does not have a panda. No. There's- And it has a rat, and an ox- Yeah, right ... and a dog, but no panda. Snake. You know, everything you could think of, but there is no history of pandas in China. There's no- No drawings, no- No lithographs ... stories ... no paintings, no- Before the 18 h-...
The late 1800s. And the guy who found the panda pelt, it wasn't even a live panda, was not even Chinese. [laughs] He was a European explorer cruising through the, the f- the, uh, bamboo forest and found some native person who lived there, and they had a panda pelt.
Here's the thing, is like why would it evolve to be straight black and white? The way it looks- Right ... you know- It doesn't, It doesn't blend in to, uh- What just happened? Is that weird? You keep moving the mouse over the thing. I don't know. [laughs] Uh, what else in local news? Anything you can think of?
Um, I, I wa- I was on, uh, TikTok, uh, earlier this week. I got roped into a, a ... Someone sent me a TikTok Live, and they're like, "You gotta get in here. These people are talk..." Yeah. Now, this is something we've, we always talk about. Yes. [laughs] The pandas are tulpa, we're just saying. Yeah. [laughs] We're just gonna throw that out there for the eight billionth time. Um, there's not a lot of...
And T- the mind flayer fits this eerily well in the, in the story. Right. Um, and you guys, for you guys who haven't heard us say what a tulpa is, it's the belief in something by enough people and so hard believing in it that it becomes a reality. Right. They will it into, into- Yep ... actually being a thing. So, and this is a big Tibetan thing, you know.
Yeah, yeah. Tibetan mystics believe the mind can create beings. And we'll go down the rabbit hole. I'm just gonna jump... I'm gonna follow the panda down the rabbit hole. [laughs] Um, Bob and I have come to the conclusion, and Bob saw this about a month ago, that pandas are a tulpa. Yeah. There's no such thing as pandas. Um, they were not in history until the mid, uh, the m- 1800s, right? Yeah.
Like 1840 or... And they were discovered by Westerners. Right. And they're not in any of the Chinese calendars- No ... or any of that kind of stuff. There's, there's no- There's nothing about the pandas until like the 1840s. There's no historic art- Yep ... anywhere in China that has a picture of a black and white panda bear. Yep. Until the 1840s. Yeah. [laughs] So we think it's a timeline jump where our timeline already believed in
the pandas- Yeah, panda bears existed in our time- In our timeline. Right ... and then we jumped over to this timeline- This timeline that never had panda bears. Yup. And then- And then poof, there's pandas ... now they, they exist 'cause we brought them with us.
Interdimensional theory. Gosh.
Well, with what I just said, I'm glad I muted. But okay, I was saying it's a tulpa, which is a tulpa is like a mind form. It's like, you know, uh, I guess like when on this Cre- creepypasta website, like they have like Slender Man who's like ... but people actually see Slender Man. He, there, even people have killed in his n- or tried to kill in his name and stuff, and, uh, 'cause a lot of people believe in it, so it's kind of like a mass hallucination or something like that.
But it's also can be magical if it's like used the right way. I'll, I'm gonna show you a very magical way it's being used right now, because you probably never heard of this. Um, enjoy this. From 2011 to 2014 extremely interesting phenomena occurred. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandoms formed online communities calling themselves tulpamancers on forums
on Reddit, Tumblr, and 4chan. The obvious question is what the fuck are tulpamancers, and why are these My Little Pony enthusiasts practicing an ancient form of Tibetan mysticism? What is a tulpa, and how was the Tibetan vehicle of enlightenment, the mind mastering
the illusion, co-opted into a psychological weapon, the system mastering the will? Why is it when magical principles become systematized- These, these aren't real jokes, man ... they become inverted and used as a tool for control? Well, that last question may be obvious to a lot of you, but let's get into it. How does an- The pandas isn't real ... ancient spiritual practice- My Little Pony's are real ...
digitized and distorted? In the My Little Pony universe, a tulpa was often described as an imaginary friend who's able to think and feel for themselves. To me, that sounds awfully similar to an MKUltra alter.
But tulpas have a much more positive connotation and are created intentionally, not through trauma. Because the show emphasized friendship and distinct personalities, fans found the characters easy to visualize and to interact with in meditation or journaling. Some wrote that they were making a pony tulpa.
There was numerous guides explaining the exact steps in order to create your own tulpa. In this context, a tulpa can almost be seen as a thought experiment where the practitioners would practice mental conversations or visualizations of a chosen character until it felt semi-independent.
But let's be clear, in these forms, creating a tulpa meant three main creation tactics. The first being visualization practice, where the person would imagine a form, voice, and personality for their character. Two was dialoguing, where the practitioner would speak internally with the imagined figure to build
realism. Lastly, narrative reinforcement, where the practitioner would write stories or artwork to stabilize the personality. On a good day, a psychologist would maybe interpret this as structured imaginative play or a form of self-dialogue, not the birth of an external thought entity.
On a bad day, it'd be diagnosed as a form of self-induced schizophrenia. But in these communities, they would act as if this was a totally autonomous being. But the fact remains, the pony tulpas may have felt vivid, even real, but the tulpa always remained a product of internal cognition.
The purpose of a tulpa differs greatly from person to person. Some are kink tulpas. Some claim to have sex and even marry their tulpas. Now what in the name of mental illness is going on here, and why was My Little Pony used as the template? Oh, no. This selection was not an accident of random internet chaos. But it's on My Little Pony.
That's crazy. It was strategically perfect of the likely emergent choice for incubating this modern tulpa phenomenon. The show in its fandom provided- I went into My Little Pony thinking the ideal petri dish for several precise psychological and memetic reasons. commercial, you know? It seems like getting more int- ... First, the show offered a prepackaged archetypical system.
Each main character embodies a simplified, hyper saturated virtue. Uh, tulpas. Meditation. So practices in Tibet These are not complex personalities. They are psychological primaries, making them incredibly easy to visualize and internalize.
For someone attempting to project a thought form, a brightly colored one-note archetype is far easier to stabilize than a nuanced realistic person. The characters function as mental Lego bricks simple interoperable in designed for imaginative play this
lowered the barrier to entry allowing even those with minimal meditation experience to engage in the practice second the fandom culture itself was a self reinforcing ritual circle online forums and image boards became digital temples where the belief in these tulpas was constantly validated
newcomers were greeted with elaborate guides success stories and a shared lexicon this communal reinforcement is crucial for sustaining belief in any subjective experience when hundreds of others claim to
hear their rainbow dash tulpa offering advice the individual's own hallucinatory experiences gain credibility the community normalizes this bizarre behavior turning a potentially alarming psychological event into a shared hobby
but the most critical factor was the demographic targeting the show despite its outward appearance attracted a significant audience of older teens and adults particularly males a group often grappling with social isolation neurodivergence or a sense of alienation from mainstream culture this demographic is
characterized by a powerful hunger for belonging clear social rules and meaningful connection which the show's theme of friendship powerfully promised they were in essence highly suggestible in seeking an anchor By offering a framework for creating a perfect loyal understanding friend who could never
reject them Tuplemancy tapped directly into his vulnerability it weaponized their loneliness that Practice gave them a sense of control and special knowledge A secret mastery over reality That compensated for their lack Of control in the social world The innocent non threatening aesthetic Of
the ponies served As the perfect Trojan horse It disarmed skepticism And prevented external observers From recognizing The profound Psychological operation underway Counter outsider saw a cartoon Horse while participants
Were engaging in a ritual That fragmented Their consciousness My Little Pony provided the ideal triad for mimetic incubation Simple archetypes for easy implantation A supportive community for belief Reinforcement
In a targeted vulnerable Demographic ripe for suggestion It was the perfect cultural catalyst To translate An ancient practice Of masterful illusion Into a modern tool Of passive dissociation Hiya
Today we are in Louisiana at the Ponies on the Delta pony play event Welcome
to pony play Ready set go You can let people have looks Today we're out here having a pony play competition Where people compete in events and classes Just the
same as real horses do Get it get it These events are very competitive just like a regular horse show event We end up with some crashes and wrecks People
go down over jumps The competition gets pretty crazy sometimes This is the blindfold obstacle course Ponies are going to be blindfolded They're gonna be hitched through a cart Handler's gonna have to guide them Through the course If they cause any faults They'll lose
points We're about to see them get their first Go at it I got him again Let me get a bigger arm Pretty free wild I always kick the car Can you understand Oh my god Talked to Hannah Really just try to give Them really hard times So they really have to Try to keep us At obey But
it usually doesn't work In their favor Step up Crap I really just Fall into space And I'm a pony When I do that So I'm free I run around I gallop I jump I snort I whinny And I nozzle And I get the
head scratches Hey Chef Pony God damn All of our outfits that we make are based off of bio horse equipment or made out of bio horse equipment that's been rearranged to fit humans, and can get very costly. People are very proud of their outfits they put together.
Whoo! Awesome [laughs] . I do like dogs personally. Uh, everything on me is custom-made. Um, my ears are made from old boots, and then I added some faux fur for it to make it a little bit fuzzy, uh, kind of give that Shetland look. Uh, the muzzle is custom-made from a friend named Daisy Doll. You know, I got my, my bit and everything here. I custom-made the bridge, which is a, uh, French braid.
But, uh, the suit I did custom make, you know, added the, the markings and everything to give me more of that, that Shetland breed look. And underneath this, this particular harness that I'm wearing now, uh, it's not really meant for pulling carts or anything. Its only purpose is to hold my tail because my tail is five pounds by itself, which is quite a bit of weight. So, you know, that's, that's about it.
I love them. They're my favorite toy.
The tack as, uh, pony equipment is called, uh, is a very essential part for most handlers. But it's also very important to adopting that role and being able to change from the human aspect to the pony aspect in a head space kinda way. Like really get into character. Right. Right. So looking the part is a big part- Of playing the part ... of playing the part.
Yes. And when it comes to pony tack, it's a lot about individual expression. Yeah, everybody's a little different. Everybody's a little different. You know, sometimes you start out with, uh, ears and a tail, and then you end- Here ... here. Yes. It's a ... I don't wanna say it's one-way road, but it's definitely a hole once you get in there. [laughing] It's a slippery road. It's a slippery road. [Laughs] Let's get it. Let's get down to business. Yeah. We're gonna make her a costume and we're gonna do our thing.
Yep, yep, yep, yep. People who are normal vanilla upright taxpaying citizens Monday through Friday, so to get to go out and pretend to be something else for the weekend is, like, so much fun. Go! And i- it's about expressing your, your inner personality too, 'cause so many other people, I'm sure that I can speak for live, um- Their personalities on full
... a life Monday through Friday that's not really an, an expression of who they are and what they need. Yeah. It's what pays their bills. When you get a chance to come out here and you get to enjoy what you do and- We're doing this for money? What ... be around other people who enjoy similar things- Yeah ... and enjoy it with them, it's a- Oh my God ... the freedom to be weird. Yes. Yes. Please subscribe to the Wizard of Oz TV. Now I've seen everything. Now we've seen everything, guys. I want, I wanna cry. Oh my god!
Do you know what eating banana can do to your liver? What are they doing to that banana? Is that necessary To have like a banana on like a, it was like a, a saw or something. Uh, isn't that weird? Thing is, you don't have any h- any horse play parts. Like it's called horseplay, that's kind of a cute name.
But it's kinda double entendre I suppose, right? [keyboard clacking] Mm. Mm-hmm. Hi Lola. Um, let's see what's on, uh...
[keyboard clacking] So I don't know if you heard, but um, a certain person with the initials AM who, who will go nameless, but she has apologized to everybody. Oh, except for me. But everybody, um, else she apologized to wants to be friends with now. But I'm uh, basically... I'm not Satan, but I'm basically in his cabinet, you know.
You don't? You don't think I'm the devil? Well, thank you. You don't hate me? Everyone else hates me. No, you don't have horny, horny play parts. I got it. It's okay. It's okay. [keyboard clicking] You know what? That's what, you know... But he said he just made out of pair of shoes. If you have a pair of boots, you know, I can turn them into like a, some kind of sex toy, I'm sure. Okay, let me see.
I'm gonna go to Strip- oh where's Strip Kick? But even-- oh, even, but she even wants, she even likes Strip and Sip and RG and Bita and Chris. I mean, she wants everybo- She likes everybody except for me now. It's okay. If I'm gonna be the sacrifice so she can finally have some friends, uh, lasting friendships, then it's fine. She can just put all the hate on me, okay, and then just glaze everyone else the rest of their lives.
Have a great life. [keyboard clacking] Sorry, I'm not, I'm not mad. Okay, here we go.
Uh, what do I got? Chicken Andy gets... Okay, we saw that one with the unicorn, right? Um, Blackout Andy versus Stop Speeding. Hold on. Who's Gray Stork? Gets technically ...
I mean, some of these sound good.
Chicken and Cakes versus Tommy James.
Aldi versus Crystal. I mean, see, I've seen some of these. Kate the Turtle, Sam and Berry. Okay. Mike Strokeoff. Some of these I can't play because there's gonna be like some kind of terrible, Okay, I see. terrible language. But I'll look at this one. No, this one says banned, so I can't do that one.
Okay. Who's Nick Fuentes? Do you like, do you like Nick Fuentes guys? I think someone might like Nick Fuentes.
Xena the Witch. Okay, let's, let's watch this one for a little bit.
Let him cook. Let him cook now. Let him cook. I said let him cook!
[upbeat music playing] Oh, but I, I think her, her diamond was calling, calling- Oh, you meant Slurpee Diamond? Oh, see. She was call- she was, she was calling him though. She was talking to him. Yeah. I was like, I was busy crying.
I was busy crying like a grown ass man. That's what I was doing, Slurppy Diamond. Aw. I was crying. I was saying, "Oh, Slurpee Diamond, oh please forgive me." That is why you needed advice from Pete HiPoors. Shut up Shorty. Shut up Shorty. Hey, C-C 1849 once that fucking hair fuck back. text you back. You were just crying about it. Yep. Fuck you. You know, you're just forgetting the advice from Pete Hipoor and how, you know, he
I would never ever fucking give a fuck about somebody like fucking Raging Demon. You were crying about him and then you're saying false information, you dumb bitch. I'm not even going to say I'm gay but I'm also staying home from this camp. Like- Your lie detector is off over again today. See that, aching asshole? This message is very clear and intense. Get the fuck outta your projection land. No, it's not you. Look at Pulse Ox again.
Like you literally, like you literally like lied- You had more surgery, Beta? Yeah, I did. You had more surgery? I'm proud of you. I had a, I had a dick surgery. Are you jealous that you haven't had one yet? Oh my God, Alex is right. If you had surgery to get a dick put on you, wow. If you want, if you want a penis- Sorry, sorry. You know what happened? You know what? The funny part of Yavi is- I cut off my penis, I cut off my balls, I got grape natural tits on top of it. Ugh, you know. I could tell, I could tell Sarah through it. I did all of that.
But you know what? You need to work harder to get things, Mary. For, for, for a pee. Oh my God. Nuts. [babbling] I'm proud of you, mommy. And I'm proud of my nana. I'm proud of my Nana. I'm sorry. I'm proud of fucking talking to Michael Linguine. I'm proud of talking to Raging Demon. I'm a proud fucking like a fucking simp. I'm sorry. I'm a run. I'm a simp for other men.
I'm a simp fucking motherfucking bitch. I'm a simp. I'll strike Psyche's channel because I'm fucking scorned. I'm a fucking gratuitous runt. I'm a fucking dirt bag. I'm Virgo. I'm a fucking screwer. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you even say things like... Just act like funny. I mean, don't even... It's not even, it's not even for joke. What are you talking about? It's so sick. Enough. Calm down mate. Chill out between you real quick. Calm down mate. I'm trying to drink beer. We're all here having fun.
Guys, y'all are both- Nothing, Slurpy. Come on. Like, you know. Come on. I'm just saying, Beta, like, you know, you didn't even get flown out and you literally- All right. Okay, we can make peace right now. I'll owe you olive branch. I'll give you this. I'll, I'll give you an olive branch. I'll give you an olive branch. You cannot Raging Demon. Where you cannot Raging Demon if I can have, uh Ugh. Tracy as my friend Wait, is that Steppin?
I don't know what that means but okay. Which one do you want? [laughs] Yeah, I do love the good times. Thank you always having me on your panel, big dog. Is Steppins? That's, that's Superhead. Negotiations homie. Superhead. Why so pressed? That's like- [laughs] Do I look like I'm pressed or was I just rambling like I just ate a parrot's brain? No, it sounds like you're rambling like you just smoked, smoked a bunch of meth. I mean, you've been drinking since what?
Yeah, dive into this with them. And you know what? How long have you been fucking drinking? How much fucking... Like wait, how many times have you relapsed Birdy Diamond? How many times have you relapsed on fucking drugs? Rita. Like you're getting- No, let's talk about your cocaine addiction. How many times have you relapsed? Okay, second you popped pills. Wait, on the ... I pop pills? Is that why you said I pop pills?
You called me saying, "Albeeda, I relapse. Some guy made me lick his ass and I liked it." What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here. Because such a liar. Wow. All right. You're a fucking mentiroso. Not a mentirosa. You're a mentiroso. You're a mentiroso. That's what you're basically saying. I already said I don't- I can shut you up really quickly too 'cause I got shit on you. Shut up. Bitch, you ain't got shit on me. Bitch, you ain't got shit on me.
Give me your little fucking birthdate, parrot. What you got on me mamas? You ain't got shit on me. What? I got you fucking crying saying, "Beeda, I fucking relapsed. I am like fucking sad. I should have fucking never did cocaine again." Play the clip. Play the clip. Call me. You want me to do that? Play it mamas. Yes. Well, you think I'm lying?
Water bottle. We can do that if you want, but I mean- No ... before we do any of that, um, you think I'm gonna do it on Psyche's funnel? I'll do it on my show. Did you say that or you know I haven't? Did you not? You've been going to fucking NA meetings every fucking week and you relapsed, and you fucked up again, didn't you? Now you are about repeating all my stuff. Don't fucking call me a pill popper when you fucking relapsing bitch.
I can do a drug test. I will pass everything. Eating- Salad would be ... I did some marijuana and some alcohol. So I can, I can do a drug test. And then the cocaine that you relapsed on about a month ago. Are you getting to that? No, I can do a drug test. My drug tests will be positive. Nah, you were fucking balling ass crying your fucking eyes out over some fucking guy. You're like, "Beeda, I fucking relapsed," And then I fucked off. This guy want...
I, I don't even wanna go in this fucking details. You know what he does. Go ahead. We're listening. We're all listening. Hook her up babe. Are you sure? Yep, hundred. Hundred. Hundred. I'm still hundred. I will put 1,000 on it. Yeah. But you don't have the money to fucking make bets with me bitch. Nobody wants Raging Seaman. We have better options. Even Good Times looks better than Raging Seamen. No, I like him.
I hope somebody likes dick. You like him? Okay, well take him. Good. Go. Shoot. No, I'm, I'm not into shemales. I wouldn't even want to get into that. He bought some fat little cheetos from the beach inside- Nobody wants to be with a fucking fake Pakistani dude, okay? And is fucking like almost 50. He's a fucking asshole. Playing like he's fucking young and crying over a pussy on the fucking line. You can take that one. That's good. Enjoy it.
Except you don't have a pussy, he'll never cry over you though. Oh wow. Are you sure like he'd never cried over me? It was like good, good, good times- Well yeah, plus he has Good times because he was bald. Baby, I've been talking to him for more than a month. Shut the fuck up Arthur is here. Shut your fucking mouth. I've been talking to him for more than a month now. Valet dolls, the chat says anyways. And you're just finding out now. Well, I don't, I've not even looked at his chats. I don't care about it.
I know they're trolls. They tell you what they said. They would have told you themselves. I don't care. I don't care bro. It's fine. He hasn't been crying over me for six months. He's like trying to get you to fucking get trigger over me except you know what? Nobody wants like people like Raging Demon. You can have that. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. Wanting you to unmod him, and that's pathetic of you. He unmoderated. You modded him.
Way flirty, yo. That's when we were friends. I said, I never asked you to unmod him. I will cry there right now and I'll prove this fucking bitch wrong. I never said that. No, I never said that. I said, "There's something wrong because all of a sudden you moded him. You know you hated him." No, no, all of a sudden I had him modded. "He calls you a tranny. He said you're trash. He said you walk the fucking street." You said, "I hate him." I said, "What
happened? Is there something wrong with it?" Like are you mad at me? And I never asked you to unmod him. You came up here and you're like, "No amount of money..." Bitch, I got all the, all, got everything on you. Where does this Raging demon say that I'm obviously lying- In my fucking shit ... involved and he said no. He doesn't stop it. Audio recorded. Everything. Like he's never said that about me so you know, he never said that to me. And I even asked him directly if he said that, and he said no.
Our Discord messages have been audio recorded because you might have deleted shit, but it's already fucking auto-recorded. It's fine. You know, if you go on Discord, you gotta sign a user agreement. It says anything you do on here can be recorded and um- Can I please talk to my friends psyche? Yeah, we, we learned that from Flirty. Yeah, I hear. Between Flirty Diamond and I, and I fucking saved them because I knew she was
fucking gone or he will go delete shit. Okay? You're sexy. All I said to you was like, "Is there something wrong? Are we... I thought we were friends. Like did I do something wrong that all of a sudden you did that?" And you're like, you're like, "Oh, you know what you said? It's because you fuck with Sama." You, I didn't... I have the audio. I can play it. Yes. You're like, "Sama dodged me on his channel.
I could have nothing to do with that." You're like, "He, he dodged my fucking..." Or like whatever. Uh, like whatever the fuck. Saturday. Yeah, it was because of Sama, you fucking ratchet asshole. You did that. I played the game myself you dumb bitch. Says ratchet. I did it yesterday. You ratched? Yeah, who says ratchet anymore? Ratchet is old school. You remember nothing you dumb bitch. You're such a fucking juicer fucking slut.
That's where you fucking went wrong, and I said again, I don't care. You can have raging semen as your fucking mod When you tried to take, uh, Psyche's channel down I said, "Listen, just come on the panel and have a conversation. He can manage it better. You don't have to be like striking him." And now you're ranting about the same thing you were rambling about- Uh, Psyche did she- ... with all of your other videos Can you, can you put the parrot back? What is the fastest and most effective way to get rid of tinnitus for good?
Good God. Neurologists are stunned. Oh, I'm sorry Petax. Me- They've confirmed that ear ringing is shrinking your brain cells. Did you know that hearing impairments have nothing to do with your ears? The ears are nothing more- I mean, probably this is true. Crazy. Backstage for a moment, I gotta ask you a question. Well, Beatas, they deserve a shout-out, whoever donated. Thank you so much- Put the parrot backstage for me please ... They do deserve a shout out. Okay. Can I, can I, I got, I got, can, can I just mute? 'Cause I, I kind of like having trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead then.
She's just fucking nuts anyway. And this is why I know Psyche is smart. He kn- ... He knew who the parrot was. Start your own stream. Okay. Shut up, Beatas. trivia question. So- Who donated likes? Like who donated likes? So did she ever fucking come after your channel and fucking- Oh, sorry. did she strike your channel or not? Sorry Beatas .. She, she, um, she did flag some content. The channel wasn't struck. Yes. It was in the, in the video- That's a good friend for you, right? Good friend for you ...
the vide- the video was put on- Meanwhile, she was on the panel entertaining it the whole time, and then she decided to strike you the next day. And I said Ps- But yeah ... I told her, I said, "You can talk to him on the panel. Tell him how to manage shit better. You don't have to flag him." That's all I fucking said to this fucking bitch. Calm down, bro. Why you always acting like you dark? Calm down motherfucker.
Do you ever see the alt called like Juice the Candy Cameraman? Calm down, Beatas. Dude, Jesus. Smoke some weed. That was a funny one. Easy. Like Juice the Candied Cameraman. Yeah. No, it's easy. Jeez. She gets so butt hurt she comes after people's channels. She goes after like people that... Because she actually thinks I give a fuck about Rachel Human or like Michael Linguine. [laughs] He did the same thing to Tracy. She was on a phone with fucking Michael for a fucking six hour.
Tracy, an angel, a sweetheart. What the fuck? What was she doing? Pillow talk? Yeah, we saw the DMs. Yes, she was. She says she saw him dick. He saw her dick. It was crazy, guys. Joey, Joey R. Is that Michael's Dick w- of Laurie Gardner? Eagles versus Lions in week three had to come to Baltimore for Monday Night Football. Give them another shot. Nah, can't even just skip through once because- Yeah, there's no twist. Everybody has her on.
Poor fucking Joe Shipley is her boyfriend. Everybody hits her man. Joker was married to her. She's like, "Everybody wants to be with me." But guess what? Nobody wants to be with you because you have a whole lot of dick involved. It's funny how Tom will call. Tom Delacour is calling you. You have a whole lot of dick involved. And you care if he's seen your pussy because you're so fucking stupid, and you love people watching you have freak offs backstage.
That's why everyone's seeing your fucking pussy already backstage during your freak off because you love getting watched. You love it because your nasty ass wants the eyes. You know what? You sell your whole body for $100 on the fucking blade. I'd rather be a whore than be a fucking slut. I would much rather- They might give you diabetes, you bitch ... be a fucking slut. You dummy. When I was your fucking age- I would literally rather be a fucking slut ... I was getting an education. We got fucking, fucking Chicken Keeks up here. She's like wiser than you.
You fucking think our age we were walking around the street- I don't give a ... wanting a neon fucking fluorescent fucking- Why though? fuck. Why though? ... uh, green fucking Spandex? Shut up, bitch. [laughs] Oh my God. We can hear that. We couldn't make money like you with like, but b- without a dick. Okay, P park. Get the fuck out of here. Go get a fucking job, get an education. I have a job card.
Your job is fucking selling your body. Oh, oh no. Selling pussy is not a job. You want a bad cop day all day long. If you were the one that was born in the wrong body, what's there to be jealous of? A rager love you meanie. Uh, gee, right. That's where I go wrong. I defend, I defend the underdog. I defend the absolute underdog. Yeah, true, you're right. When you're right, I will say you're right. Uh, I defend the underdog.
And now look at this ratchet outfit. Right? Yeah. You're so pathetic, Vita. [laughing] Well, you sound pathetic, but you're the one looking like what you do in I heard that. your profile picture. What are you trying to fucking like pop a booty out? Arsenio Wonga, hold on. No, I, I, I didn't- Arsenio Wonga aka Raging Demon. Your script that you're gay, that you like raging demon, I mean, I'm sorry, uh, flirty demon. You like dick? That was your script? Good job. No, B- I'm gonna give you that.
You won again. You won again. You won again, Arsenio Wanga. You won again, Raging Steamers. Oh, I like literally talked to somebody for a month and then somebody that I tossed in the garbage is being picked up by a fucking rat whore, a street walker with a dick. Woo hoo, I'm jealous. I'm so jealous. Aw, come on, Baby Peach. A rat whore streetwalker with a dick?
Daniel better get a job and it better not be a- Yeah, that's what I heard. I heard a streetwalker with a dick and then I got a boner. Like please, Beta, don't get me- Don't tempt me. It's not like freedom has the most, you know, the- Do you get turned on by dicks? Selection of- Yeah. Uh, Joe, y- you haven't told Joe very much, have you? JJ gets my shit though. He understands what I'm saying. Joe, something about gay sex for one second, Joe. We're, we're tryin' to have a conversation.
All right, I'm just asking you Psyche, how am I gonna make a little light bottle outta my asshole? That's the question for you, Psyche. Just, since you ... Just, ju- just put a candle in there and light it. These comments are just terrible. Okay. Raging Demon said, "Vita, you're so sad to continue to talk about me even when I haven't even bothered." Hi Apollo. All right, so Cheechee, are you paying attention to the news all this time?
So listen, this guy is so like... It was like, uh, it was like literally like January when I blocked him or like fucking June. I'm not gonna fight. Yo, yo, stop. He jokes the show in a different form. He films crying. He fucking recorded me like snoring and I only had one- Beta, you're the one Like four, four hours. who accepted to be on the call. Four hours I passed out 'cause we were talking about shift. I went to sleep. So he's a recorder.
Thank God I never went in the shower with him. None of that. I've heard his fucking shit. I purchased it. And you... Okay, you guys wanna see- Oh my god. I'm sor- I'm sorry. I can't, my, my ears can't take it anymore. I mean, this, yeah, I have to end this one, sorry. Not the stream, but just like whatever I was looking at. It's just, I mean, that was terrible. Wow! Oh my God, it's too close. Anyway, the lens cap.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Um, I'm having some fun. I, see I need, I do need to stay like kinda longer sometimes because then like people will stop throughout the night, like...
Right here. Back, wanderers. Tonight we're talking about one of the oldest demons on the internet: not censorship, not algorithms, not shadow bonds, trolls, haters, the parasites of attention. And if you're creating anything online, especially something different, something strange, something authentic, you will
meet them. Not maybe, not someday, you will meet them. Because every creator eventually discovers a law of the digital universe. The brighter your light becomes, the more insects appear around it. Most people react emotionally. That's mistake number one. A troll leaves a nasty comment. Someone mocks your appearance. Someone attacks your intelligence.
Someone claims your work is garbage. Someone says your channel will never grow, and suddenly your emotions grab the steering wheel. Now you're angry. Now you're explaining. Now you're defending yourself. Now you're fighting a battle that never needed to happen. The troll has already won, because the troll's real goal was never to prove a
point. The goal was always attention. Your attention. Oh man, thank you so much for coming back. Your emotional energy, your time, your focus. That's the currency they're trying to steal, and most creators hand it over willingly. Here's something important. The Internet created a strange illusion. People think criticism and trolling are the same thing. They're not. Criticism can help you.
Criticism contains information. A critic says, "Your audio needs work. Your pacing is too slow. The lighting is distracting." Those comments might sting, but they contain value. A troll offers no value. A troll isn't trying to improve your work. They're trying to provoke a reaction. One is feedback, the other is bait. Arsenio is a freaking kingpin, Apollo.
Learn the difference, and your life gets much easier. Not Apollo. Now let's talk about something uncomfortable. Why do trolls exist? Because attention is power. Some people build power through creation. Others build power through destruction. Creating something requires effort. Destroy- Destroying something requires almost none.
That's why thousands of people can criticize a creator while never creating anything themselves. It's easier, safer, less risky, no exposure, no vulnerability- All good ... no chance of failure. Sure They sit in the audience throwing tomatoes at people brave enough to stand on If you into it. If you personally feel that way. stage. And here's the funny part, many trolls secretly envy creators.
Not all, but many. Because creators are moving, creators are building, creators are risking, creators are visible. It looks better than this one. And visibility attracts both admiration and resentment. Imagine you're walking through a city. Nobody notices the person sitting quietly inside their apartment.
Everyone notices the person standing on top of a building holding a giant glowing torch. YouTube works the same way. Yeah, she agreed. Visibility creates targets. The more visible you become, the more arrows appear. That's normal. It's not a sign you're failing. Sometimes it's evidence you're becoming impossible to ignore.
Here's another secret: the most dangerous trolls aren't the loud ones. The loud ones are obvious. You can spot them instantly. The dangerous ones are the trolls disguised as concerned advisors. They constantly tell you, "Be realistic. Nobody wants this. You should quit. You will never compete. You should lower your expectations." These people aren't always malicious.
Sometimes they're projecting their own limitations. They failed, so they assume you will fail. They quit, so they assume you will quit. They gave up on their dream, so they want you to give up on yours. Never allow another person's ceiling to become your floor. Now let's discuss strategy, because emotions are useless without strategy.
Rule number one: do not wrestle pigs. The pig enjoys it, and you get covered in mud. I guess I've been on training wheels. You are not required to answer every accusation. You are not required to defend every rumor. With all the chaos, and then I used to party. You are not required to respond to every attack. He liked being dirty. He was like, "Hey-" Sometimes silence is the most powerful response available, because silence denies
the troll what they wanted: engagement, attention, recognition, reaction. Nothing starves a troll faster than irrelevance. Rule number two: build for your audience, not your critics. This is huge. Many creators accidentally start making content for people who hate them. Think about that. Imagine opening a restaurant.
90 customers love your food, 10 customers hate it, and instead of serving the 90, you redesign everything for the 10. That's insanity. Yet creators do it every day. They become obsessed with negative comments, obsessed with critics, obsessed with disapproval. Meanwhile, their real supporters are quietly waiting for more content.
Feed your tribe, not your enemies. Rule number three: use trolls as free market research. Not emotionally, strategically. If 50 unrelated people point out the same weakness- Again, he hurt my soul talk ... there may be something useful hidden inside the noise. Extract the lesson. Discard the poison. Keep moving. Gold can be found in dirty places. About how we were together.
We were only together for like- That doesn't mean you bring the dirt home. And finally, understand the ultimate truth about haters. The greatest revenge is progress. Not arguments, not debates, not call-out videos, not endless conflict. Progress. Build another video. Launch another project. Create another idea. Grow another community. Learn another skill.
Make up. Every minute spent creating is a minute not spent feeding parasites. Guys putting makeup. The creator's weapon is creation itself. Getting coffee? Mm. The cult of psyche understands something many people never learn. The opposite of hate is not love. The opposite of hate is indifference. When a troll can no longer control your emotions, their power disappears.
When criticism no longer stops your movement, their influence disappears. When you continue building despite resistance, their existence becomes irrelevant. The internet is full of ghosts trying to distract travelers from their path. Don't stop walking. Don't stop building. Don't stop creating, because one day you will look back and realize something strange.
Most of the trolls are gone. Most of the haters disappeared. Most of the critics moved on, but the work you created remains, and that's the difference between creators and spectators. The spectators watch history. The creators leave fingerprints on it. Stay strange. Stay dangerous. Keep creating, and I'll see you in the next nightmare.
Pretty good. Okay, one second. I'm thinking of ... All right, I don't think this one will work. Um, this looks pretty good.
[clicking] Okay. You'll love this, I think. Hopefully. Then get some rest, brah! Are you getting old or...? No. Is that the clip of really beat him if they're arguing? Yes, it's old.
It happened last year when I was like, you know... N-not Satan, you know. Uh, uh, I mean, I am not Satan, but might, might as well be now. I mean, but no. Okay, here we go. Let's check it out. Oh my God, I'm so close.
Click share. Okay. Here we go. Hope this will be good.
Wanna have a look Kitty poots? What are kitty poots? Kitty poos, okay.
Beat us? [gentle music] We love you, Father. Mm-hmm. Your Holy Spirit abides with me - Good night ... and gives me comfort. See you later. For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning that we through patience and comfort of the Scriptures might have hope.
We take refuge in your word. Comfort of the scriptures. You comfort my soul. Love You around me. Mm. Comfort in me. Mm. You comfort my soul. Comfort in me. We love you, father.
Yes. This is their, this is their church.
My God! [exhales] All right, so we're gonna talk a little bit here. Fear God. Fear God.
So throughout the years there's been many people who have questioned the way that we present this message that we have to share. Some have complained that, that the sounds, the music, the whole overall tone of some of the videos feels dark, ominous and frightening, and frightening, and frightening.
They've asked should a servant of God present his message in such a way that could cause people to be afraid? And while I appreciate their concern, I get my direction from the holy scriptures, and throughout the Biblical text you read about the watchmen who stood lookout on the walls surrounding the city.
They would stand there and watch day and night for danger, and when these watchman would spot an approaching army who've come to lay siege, the watchmen would blow the trumpet and the sound would echo and reverberate throughout the entire city, and the people would be warned and have a chance to prepare.
And though we know God has not given us the spirit of fear, the inevitable bi- Product of the people in the city hearing that foreboding sound was fear. Shall a trumpet be blown in the city and the people not be afraid? Shall a trumpet be blown in the city and the people not be afraid?
Those are yesterday's- Amos chapter three verse six Put Mason on the drums. shall a trumpet be blown in the city and the people not be afraid? But this is only one half of the verse. We will talk about the other half in a minute. But right now, let's go line upon line, hear a little, there a little, and jump to Ezekiel.
Son of man, I have made thee a watchman unto the house of Israel. Therefore hear the word at my mouth and give them warning from me. I am a watchman, and this ministry has been charged to look out for danger. These videos and the sounds they make are my trumpet.
And yes, I've spotted an approaching army marching forward to lay siege against us and our children. So when I blow this trumpet, it is a warning letting you know you are surrounded by enemies who seek to take your life and trap your soul. But it is not my intention to cause anyone to fear men and his schemes and plots or to fear Satan and his demons.
No, we are only to fear one, the one who has the power to give you into the hands of your enemies, the one who wields the authority to give you over to Haasatan and his demons. This is what the Lord says to me with his strong hand upon me, warning me not to follow the way of this people.
Do not call conspiracy everything this people calls a conspiracy. Do not fear what they fear, and do not dread it. The Lord Almighty is the one you are to regard as holy. He is the one you are to fear. He is the one you are to dread.
And as we do this, our enemies begin to fall. They're falling down, down, down they go. They're falling down we go.
We are to fear and tread the wrath of the most high Yahweh. And when it comes to the spiritual demon Satan, Haasatan, the scripture says, "Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them." Lest Satan should get an advantage of us, for we are not ignorant of his devices. Got Alana Gray.
She's falling. Falling down we go. Down she goes. We are called to be wise as serpents, but harmless as doves.
So when it pertains to fear, we fear God and God alone.
It says Russia, China, and Iran have recently targeted parties, political consultants, and people linked to both-- The head of the US Strategic Command, Admiral Charles Richard, has pinpointed China,
Russia, Iran, and North Korea as threats to America, its allies, and its partners. China, Iran, and Russia kicking off four days of joint naval war games in the Gulf of Oman and the Indian Ocean as Tehran looks to improve military ties with Beijing and Moscow.
[singing] Have nothing to do, have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness.
Don't you know. But rather expose them.
Shalom, family. This is the Truth rider hyperspeed report. And in this series, we want to quickly cover breaking information as well as recap and review news that confirms our previous research. And whoa, the enemy is really on the move. Just as we are receiving confirmation confirming our breakdown of the last slew of psyops
and orchestrated events, a new storm of spiritual wickedness in high places is forming. We are witnessing high drama play out on a world stage. Some masterfully crafted political theater is mesmerizing and captivating the masses with Oscar-worthy performances By
vision-impaired Secret Service agents, deranged lone gunmen, and persuasive propaganda pushing political pundits But it's important to note that just because there may be a false flag, an inside job that is part of a greater conspiracy does not mean that every individual that is involved in the event is aware of the plot.
Now here's a fact that few understand: Not all engineered events are orchestrated by men. When you begin to see a number of seemingly unlikely coincidences start to pile up going against natural odds and probability like bullets whizzing past the head just to nick the tip of the ear, there's likely a strong spiritual force guiding the course of
events. For instance, take the new footage that just leaked of the Bohemian Grove ritual ceremony which took place July 13th, the same day as the Trump assassination attempt. Babylon the Great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and
the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird." Revelation 18:2 describes the state of mystery Babylon after her fall as a inhabitation of devils and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and
hateful bird. I believe Babylon has not completely fallen yet, therefore the unclean and hateful birds have not been caged and are out and on the loose, one of them being the Owl of Bohemian Grove.
[upbeat music] These occult practitioners officiating this ritual using ceremonial magic are not in control of the end result. They are reliant on spirits they have summoned to influence events and circumstances in order to manifest their desired outcome.
But what ultimately comes to pass may or may not be exactly what the spell casters expect. We know that the Most High Abba Yahuah is ultimately in control. We also know that the Earth has been given into the hands of the wicked,
Job 9:24. [funky upbeat music] Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Donald Trump were all cut from the same
cloth. [gentle uplifting music] We've got blood on the campaign trail, blue blood sprinkled on a campaign trail. A trail that has left behind a multitude of breadcrumbs, calling cards leading back to some of the most diabolical spiritual forces which have all seemingly assembled together for this end times false Messiah deception.
You see, this series of unlikely events have all converged to catapult Donald Trump beyond the mere White House right into the hearts of patriotic Americans as a messiah-like figure. The spellcasters and the entities they serve have decided to play the ultimate trump card.
This enough is enough card from the 1994-'95 Illuminati Card Game is one of many that seemingly predict future events, everything from 9/11, the Pentagon attacks, the pandemic, to this recent Trump assassination attempt.
If you look closely at the central figure, which eerily resembles Trump, it's framed by two triangles, one pointing up, the other pointing down, as above so below, but in between leaves a space resembling the trace of a speeding bullet whizzing by right around
ear level. But a bright line in the sand, and we will protect you, that I can tell you, and we will say enough is enough. This will finally be the year the American people say enough is enough. Enough is enough.
[crowd cheering] This is the year the American people say enough is enough. Enough! Yeah! And they tried to kill the next president of the United States. [cheering] Enough was enough, and I said let Trumpomania run wild, brother.
Let Trumpomania rule again. Let Trumpomania make America great again. This 30-year old enough is enough card states, "At any time, at any place our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day." Yes, these cards are a medium for predictive programming telegraphing the
Occult Brotherhood's future plans, but they are also a form of divination similar to tarot cards and other tools used my occultists who wish to peer through time and influence future events. Let's look at July 13th and decode some of the esoteric symbolism of
the day. This particular Black Rock commercial, that's exactly what this is. Black Rock went to Pennsylvania and they filmed this commercial, and it just so happens that Thomas Matthew Crooks is in their commercial.
[tense music] Police have already been alerted that there's a man climbing with a rifle on top of the roof. So 42 seconds before the president is shot, you can see the Secret Service sniper
team prone position looking through their scopes in the direction of the shooter. Then about six minutes later, 42 seconds before the president is shot They are now in a prone position using their scopes, taking aim at this individual across 150 yards from where the president is speaking. They see him clearly.
They know that he has a long rifle and they do not fire upon him. Why did they not take the shot? Forty-two seconds later fi- shots rang out and President Trump is hit. Why did they allow him to get off a shot? They see him on this roof. Why did they stand down? Why did they not do anything? Again, gross incompetence or an inside job?
This forty-two seconds spiritually is very significant. His parents have worked as professional counselors according to public records. Both of Thomas Cook's parents were social workers, a form of psychologist. MKUltra was created by psychologists. These funds had been earmarked for military spending.
The victim was in earshot of the assailant.
Spiritually, a wounded right ear is significant. Trump's right ear was pierced by a bullet And the last time the mainstream media highlighted a woundy ear is when Tyson bit off Holyfield's right ear Oh my goodness! He's got a bloody right ear. Holyfield bit by a dirty Mike Tyson which has cannibalistic overtones.
In the Bible, Leviticus eight twenty three Moses put ram's blood on the right ear of Aaron the priest. And in John eighteen ten Peter cut off the right ear of the high priest servant Given the nature of this assassination attempt being such a close call it is
not surprising that many who identify themselves as patriotic Christians are claiming that this is an act of God If you didn't if you didn't believe in miracles before Saturday You better be believing right now Thank God Lest Satan should get an advantage of
us For we are not ignorant of his devices [audience cheering] And our God Our God still saves He still delivers And he still sets free Because on Saturday The devil came To Pennsylvania Devil came to Pennsylvania.
Well, the devil is a deceiver, so yes, the deceiver was very active in Pennsylvania that day [crowd cheering] Thank God! You must understand that God is a generic title, not a name. In the Bible, Satan is even referred to as a god, the god of this
world. On the back of the dollar bill it says, "In God we trust," right next to the phrase Novus ordo seclorum, meaning new order of the ages, or new world order. [sirens blaring] This is underneath the Great Pyramid with the illuminated Eye of Horus.
Horus is another hateful and unclean bird which has not yet been caged. So it is fitting that they would have Tim Scott deliver this speech tying God and divine intervention to Trump and the Republican Party right in front of the pyramid and the Eye of Horus ... behold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird." Those
of you who really follow our work know that we have been tracking and exposing the works of this coalition of spirits for a while now. Just a few weeks ago, we highlighted Donald Trump's bizarre Hannibal Lecter reference at his campaign rally, tying his praise and admiration for Hannibal Lecter to the third installment of
the Silence of the Lamb series titled The Red Dragon. This invocation was quickly added onto and reinforced by the self-proclaimed witch Ariana Grande. You are a witch? I am indeed. Mm. The witchiest witch. Ariana has inadvertently expressed her praise and admiration for this cannibalistic spirit by stating that
Jeffrey Dahmer would be her dream dinner guest. Years ago, before the Dahmer Series, before th-... It was, uh, it was in a Q&A with fans, with young fans. It was young fans at the time. Mm-hmm. It was, like, I think it was, like, in between, uh, like, me being Cat and pop stuff. Okay. So it was, like, a younger group. Okay. But it w- with their parents, someone said, "If you could have dinner with anyone living or, or dead, wh- who would it be?" And I was like, "Oh, you're so cute.
Who... Um, mom and dad, is it okay if I give the real answer?" [laughs] And they were like, "Sure, I guess." [laughs] "What, what's the answer?" And I was just like, [laughs] "Um, I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer's pretty fascinating." Wow. "I think I would have loved-" No way. Stop. "... to have met him." [laughs] Wow. So, like, you know, maybe with a third party or something involved.
But my, my question- There is clearly an occult agenda behind this line of questioning. Some of you may remember when they asked the cannibalistic actor Armie Hammer the same question. Furthermore, he made a mysterious statement during an interview with Netflix Brazil. The interviewer asked Armie to name an ideal dinner guest, to which Armie responded Marquis
de Sade. For those who are unfamiliar, the Marquis de Sade was a philosopher known for his views on sexuality. The term sadism is derived from his name, as he was known to practice sexual activities where one person gains enjoyment from inflicting pain on another. In 1785, Marquis de Sade wrote a novel called 120 Days of Sodom.
120 Days of Sodom is not only filled with themes of bondage and sadism, but graphic themes of cannibalism. In the so-called Chinese Year of the Dragon, their dragon invocations are reaching a fever pitch. Take a look at the 270-foot- Oh. Dragon wrapped around- Oh, my gosh ... one of the country's most iconic skyscrapers, the Empire State Building right here in New
York City. So what is it doing there? Actually, it's all part of- Oh ... the new season of HBO's Game of Thrones prequel House of the Dragon.
Python or Alphys. Our research has led us to believe that it is this hungry class of sea serpent and dragon spirits- Lisa ... that are being called upon by the Hermetic Druids in the tradition of Merlin, a tradition which Donald Trump has many spiritual ties to.
Well, we'll get the Irish though. Donald Trump has played so far. He's a billionaire businessman and property mogul. A front runner in the race to be the next US president. Many admire him for his straight talking. And now he's apparently been made a Knight of the Round Table in Tintagel, and can call himself Sir. Heidi Davy reports.
Well, as the legend goes here in Tintagel, only the best knights in King Arthur's kingdom are invited to sit at the prestigious round table. It's an honor bestowed on only a few, and Donald Trump has now been added to that list. The question is, though, why? So from henceforth, Donald Trump will be known at Camelot Castle- Call Donald Trump ...
as Sir Donald Trump of Camelot. He's really not joking, by the way, as the process for selection is extremely serious here in North Cornwall. We do it, uh, very, very rarely, and we, uh, do it-- It is a great honor because the, the noble Order of Camelot castle is, is something that we do take very, very seriously.
Um, we have, uh, granted knighthoods previously. Some of them obviously are private for, for obvious reasons. I think he is, uh, one of the most noble men, uh, today in the world, and I think what he is doing is something that wi- will go down in history, and I think King Arthur would be proud. It is still related to the Welsh nation and its heritage, and that, I think,
is the key. You know, Arthur is part of our heritage There is so much evidence for placing him in Southeast Wales that it really is amazing that this idea hasn't been accepted. Well, I've never had any doubts that Arthur was a Welshman and he appears fundamentally
in the core of the lineage literature of royalty our arthur now becomes the source by which the kings of england claim their right to rule During the reign of Uther Pendragon in the wake of the dragon-shaped star Merlin foretold the coming of Arthur A great warrior king who would defend his country and faith from foreign invaders And
natural disasters From the old Roman order that had withered and died Arthur would sow the seeds of a nation That was to become Great Britain Today Arthur's name lives on But did he ever really exist? Alan Wilson and Baron Blackett Have gone further than any other researchers In establishing the
facts behind the legend Since 1977 They have been reevaluating The most ancient British texts Not only have they identified two Arthurs but they've also found physical evidence To support their claims These people are remember them The book that really brought Arthur to the attention of the world Was the History of the Kings of Britain Written in 1135
By Geoffrey of Monmouth Arthur's name Had been recorded before But it was this work That portrayed him as a knightly king the problem immediately was that he proclaimed an arthur who fought the romans and an arthur who fought and defeated the saxons among others uh the immediate problem is that you have a two hundred maybe twenty five
or two hundred and fifty year old king uh this was pointed out by polidore virgil the historian for henry viii for the six wives pol said no this is impossible yeah you got a two hundred thirty year old king yes you can fight romance and the saxs me this was immediately used to say all your history is
false but the obvious answer is that there are two Okay hold on Let me just come into mine Because i always get into these fights with these guys On these like These new yorkers Guys I mean they Say oh You know They say
I harass People I Harass These These people That Are harassing Women And then I hit On Them And Then It's Like And Then But Then And Then The women They're harassing Start Attacking Me Saying Oh Why Are You Hitting On These Men Like I'm Trying To I Can't Even Can't even describe okay um i do want to show you this quick story this is pretty interesting There Is Something Called The Sacred
Band Of Thieves I Think Yeah Three Minute Clip Is Probably Gonna Be Perfect For That Okay Got It This is Ancient Greek History If You Click Learn A Little Bit But then the greek guy harry tatzikas He was like oh girl Greece is
turkey Everything written by Jews Idk He was tripping Out there was an elite military unit feared across the greek world the sacred band of thieves unlike any other army the sacred band consisted of three hundred carefully selected warriors they were organized into one
hundred fifty pairs bound by loyalty trust and devotion the thebans believed that a warrior would fight harder when standing beside someone he deeply loved and respected at the time sparta dominated greece and was considered unbeatable but theban generals pelopidas and epaminondas had a
different plan in three seventy one b c the sacred band marched toward battle of luptra what happened next would change greek history forever the sacred band struck directly at sparta's strongest warriors for the first time sparta suffered a devastating defeat in open battle
the myth of spartans invincibility was shattered for decades the sacred band became one of the most respected military forces in greece but a new power was rising in northern
greece macedon in three thirty eight bc the sacred band faced its greatest challenge at charonia surrounded and outmatched they refused to surrender they stood their ground and fought to
the very end nearly all three hundred warriors fell together on the battlefield I'll just go ahead eat up the ice real fast though even philip ii is said to
have admired their courage and sacrifice today the lion of carnia still stands in their memory the sacred band of thieves proved that loyalty and brotherhood could become one of the most powerful forces in history while they fell at carania the sacred band would never be forgotten their courage loyalty and sacrifice would echo through history for more than
two thousand years Wow, they're making it seem perfectly normal because anyway So probably every single person here Just thinking Man down your throat There's actually couples and stuff I mean it's like It's really Interesting They Were The First Like And They Were Very Powerful Army Like They Were Like Until They Were Just Like Totally Out Matched By The Numbers They Were Still All Went Down Um Yeah And They Were Lovers That's the secret. But look, it's all like h- t- um, it's all hidden and stuff.
Um They're trying to make it... Oh, I think the love is a handshake. No, a little more than a hand-- Okay. Okay, well I guess this 42nd one will do it. So this one's a little bit more gay themed here.
Shit. Faced Philip II. Have you ever heard of the Sacred Band of Thebes? Three hundred elite warriors, each paired with a male lover, battled with unbreakable bonds. They weren't just soldiers, they were family.
During the Battle of Chaeronea in three thirty-eight BC, they faced Philip II of Macedon's overwhelming army. Knowing defeat was certain, they charged forward. Every single warrior fought to the death refusing to surrender. When the battle ended, Philip found their bodies still holding each other even in death.
He wept declaring, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly." The sacred band of Thebes was an elite Theban milit- I mean, it's like, yeah, so what is this one? The tomb of what? The Tomb of Pharaoh Thutmose, and they made it look like a, like Aaliyah or something. What is this?
Cabrina. Hold on. Le Tutankhamen Jaratu Kundra Argames Isadel Kabat Jeremi Argos Niro. Intoni Shaina Masri- No, okay. It wasn't like that. I mean she's gonna- The Sacred Band of Thebes was an elite Theban military unit. Right here. Let's see if we can find- Se eu te contasse que um dos mais poderosos exércitos da Grécia era um batalhão gay, você ia acreditar? Pois é, a gente tá falando do Batalhão Sagrado de Tebas, responsável por derrotar os
espartanos na batalha de Leucra e garantir a segurança de Tebas por mais de cem anos. O batalhão era formado por cento e cinquenta casais homoafetivos, onde um era mais velho do que o outro. There it goes again, Bradley. All right, there you go. Captions, auto translate, and then we can all enjoy it even though th- that language is a little bit hard to listen to. She's like, "Alright." Okay. Where'd the English go?
It's not even a, it's not an option. They have Esperanto. They don't have English? That fucking sucks.
My Es- my Esperanto's not very good. Um, here. This looks good. What if I told you one of history's most elite military units was formed from pairs of devoted lovers? [gentle music] The Sacred Band of Thebes Was a legendary force of 300 handpicked warriors I think that's like one- Each pair bound not just by training, but by deep personal bonds.
Their unity and courage made them nearly invincible, famously shattering the mighty Spartan dominance at the Battle of Leuctra in 371 BCE. The band's story is a testament to the power of loyalty and love- I love you. If you ever hear about- Proving that the strongest armies are built on trust-
[singing] Yeah uh huh Yo yeah That's right Yeah Uh Huh Yo Try it hot
Yeah Uh Huh Yeah All I'm saying Always makes the perfect fries Cooks 'em up right every time Every time, every time Everybody wants to eat Whoa The fry guy
Fry guy The fry, fry guy Hey yo i got a little story About dude like me I love cooking french fries That you all might eat I make em nice and hot And guaranteed to please When everybody strolls up Inside my Wendy's You can have ‘em as side Or even up in a combo All the people wanna Eat my fries I know I do ’em up right Now you about to learn
How ensure highest quality Without the burn First change pad Test oil with strip Every morning Make sure oil is fit Fill fridge with Fries Need through rush Stock fry station proper So ready for lunch Serve tasty Crispy Golden fries Get to salting perfection Is goal this time Gotta make sure everything Done just right Cuz everybody Up at
Wendy's Got an appetite Come on Always makes the perfect fries Cooks 'em up right every time Every time!
Every time Everybody wants to be Ohhh baby The fry guy The fry guy The fry, fry guy So when rushes mad packed There's few line Drop baskets In oil Two at time Throw couple left Other right Never double kettle Won’t color right Never
overfill basket Use just third From bottom fill line Can be sure Cookin‘ ‘em Right For us enjoy Ones don't meet Quality Well those destroy If they soggy or bent Throw out throw out Uncooked ends Dark tint Throw out throw out Never mix new With old Never use cold New fresh French fries Are ones sold So minute Sure
small Seven minutes yall Throw out throw out Restage fries Daily During Lunch Keep ‘em Fresh Late night Midday Rush Let's go It's kinda weird listening along... I mean again listen whole thing But I-- I like Cold Drinks song there's Song
called Cold drinks That good This one Teach how make cool drink [upbeat music playing] Drinks cold Ready Here Go Soft drinks Lemonade Water Cold tea It's up To you It's up
Me Cold drinks come Four cups Know size Before fill Biggie Medium Small Kids meal Keep straight Good deal Scoop ice Cup advice Soft drink spill Ice halfway No matter
Size What say Tilt cup Push lever Foam down Clever Still foam Settle Pour off
Boss frown Quarter inch top Stop Customer stay Tray Left orders Lid tight Pop Do right Coordinator Guest See later Oh god let show best part She goes whoa oh
ooh Ooohoo oooh Guess enough Can't these day Greatest corporate video Ever?
My God Hot drinks Let try Hot ones [Upbeat music playing] Hot drinks Hot drinks Hot drinks
Coffee decaf Tea 'N hot chocolate Those are hot drinks You serve so get set Hot Cups Come two sizes Small large Fill As need rises Coffee hold Time thirty Minutes That long Is that Marlon Wayans?
Before it starts It too strong Hot hot Careful pour Red Hold steady Counter Let sit Pour until coffee Reaches Line Papa Top Ganzelen Everytime Wendy's coffee taste Fine Hot
drinks Really gets you going Warm you up when you feel you're slowin'. Wendy’s, we always serve it right away. And smile and have a nice day. Nice since they kept it brewed just like coffee. Use the orange part, it makes it easier to see.
But if you're using the packets in your store, put it in a small cup, enter the more. Add hot water up to the line and stir it in. Put a lid on and serve it on a tray again. Get a small cup when you're ready for hot tea. Fill with hot water, it's easy as can be.
Put the lid on and set the teabag on the top. If they want lemon, it's very nice. Don't think twice. Give them guests a juicy slice. Hot drinks really get you going. Warm you up when you feel you're slowing. Wendy's, we always serve it right away.
And a smile and have a nice day. [upbeat music] Hot drinks. [upbeat music] Hot drinks.
[upbeat music] Hot drinks. [upbeat music] Grab a small cup when you're making her come out go. Pour the packet and then you add your H2O. Use something smooth and stir it till it's all mixed up.
Toss the spoon out and put the lid on the cup. Things are really looking up. Hot drinks really get you goin'. Warm you up when you feel you're slowin'. Wendy's, we always serve it right away. And a smile and have a nice day. Hot drinks really get you goin'.
Warm you up when you feel you're slowin'. Wendy's, we always serve it right away. And a smile and have a nice day. A nice day Wow, that was terrible. I'm so sorry. Lay down the cheese in a juicy spot. No. Don't leave it too long or it'll get too hot. Seal it up, lay it off on the meat, do it right ...
please? Hey, Dante, what you getting? Hey, peep this out. Hey, yo, peep this out, man. You goin' crazy. Can I get some nuggets? Can you make sure that they spicy? I'm feeling kinda thirsty, so I'm gonna need a Hi-C. My partner in the back said that he gonna need a five piece. And can you add some napkins? 'Cause things gonna get real messy. Can I get some fries, and can you make sure they crispy?
I'm gonna need some breakfast. Can I get that sausage biscuit? Turn it up this time because it's getting way too crunchy I mean, it's like, I like fries but not that much. They're doing love songs to these fast food items. What's next? Uh, a sonnet for a donut?
Um, maybe. Mm.
Hot drinks. Oh His, his voice was like this little high pitch. It's a little too high.
Here. Target acquired. Hold on. Where is it? Target acquired. Come out of the summit.
Target acquired. [suspenseful music] This is Nightmare Frequencies.
Tonight's transmission concerns an invasive species found in every live stream, every comment section [drum beating] , every corner of the internet.
The troll. If you encounter one, do not feed it.
[upbeat music] Midnight shadows in the glowing blue light.
Comment section creatures waking up tonight. Crawling from the darkness of a thousand screens. Living in the places somewhere in between. There's the first comment goblin beating on a drum. Typing "First" before he even knows what's going on. The grammar necromancer raises punctuation dead.
Summoning forgotten commas from the comments you read. The know-it-all oracle floating through the mist. Explaining things incorrectly with impossible confidence. A thousand tiny eyeballs flicker in the black. Watching every live stream waiting to attack. They're lurking, watching, breathing through the static.
They don't want discussion, they want reaction. Trolls in the static, ghosts inside the beat. Digital phantoms feeding on attention and neat Creatures of the screen. Born inside the algorithm. Lost inside the machine.
Whoa. Nightmare frequencies. Whoa. Everybody sees. Whoa. The trolls in the static. [laughs] The rage vampire rises from a castle made of hate, feeding on the outrage generated every day. His wings are made of arguments, his eyes are made of blame.
He doesn't care who's right, he only wants the flame. The conspiracy wizard wears a tinfoil crown, connecting red string galaxies while laughing upside down. The moon is fake, the guests are actors, the pigeons work for spies. He points toward the heavens with madness in his eyes.
Meanwhile, the trigger goblin dances in the fire, changing every subject just to fuel another riot. Throwing burning emojis through the haunted internet. The chaos is the point and he hasn't stopped yet. Ooh. Trolls in the static. Ghosts inside the feed. Digital phantoms feeding.
On attention and need. Trolls in the static. Creatures of the screen. Born inside the algorithm. Lost inside the machine. Deep beneath the Internet, beyond the memes and lies, a giant machine is turning behind
invisible skies. The algorithm watches, a thousand glowing eyes, feeding every monster that refuses to die. The sock puppet legion marches wearing stolen faces, moving through forgotten forums occupying empty spaces. The clickbait reaper swings its golden scythe, harvesting attention one reaction at a time.
The hater troll. The doom troll. The fake expert king. The attention wraith. The comment thing. The phantom account. The drama beast. The echo chamber demon never sleeps. Trolls in the static.
Ghosts inside the feeds. They scream into the darkness but darkness doesn't bleed. Trolls in the static. Creatures of the screen. Nightmare frequencies. Broadcasting the unseen. Whoa. Turn the signal higher. Whoa Watch the trolls expire.
The weird will survive A nightmare frequency is keeping strange alive [upbeat music] And somewhere right
now, a troll is typing and nobody is replying [upbeat music] .
[glass breaking] [singing] Take me from the surface into the dirt.
I'm looking for a purpose and searching hurt.
Show me where the edge is, hold me to the floor. Then I'll tell you why I can't go back to Arkansas.
What can I do for you? Tenderness is falling out of use. You could bring it back and make it new. Teach you how to touch, oh. How to be a lover. How to be a lover. Take your time.
Chivalry has got it hard to find. When you tell the truth, it's in your eyes. I know you got the hustle. How to be a lover. How to be a lover.
Tell me that I'm always on your mind. Tell me that without me, you would die. Tell me I'm your future, say it twice.
When everything is chaos, we got paradise.
What can I do for you? Tenderness is falling out of use. You could bring it back and make it new. Teach you how to touch, oh. How to be a lover. How to be a lover. Take your time.
Chivalry has got it hard to find. When you tell the truth, it's in your eyes. I know you got the hustle. How to be a lover. How to be a lover.
Can you give me a taste of sympathy? Just a drop to clear my memory.
My favorite was how I got you, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What can I do for you? Tenderness is falling out of use. You could bring it back and make it new. Teach you how to touch, oh.
How to be a lover. How to be a lover. Take your time. Chivalry has got it hard to find. When you tell the truth, it's in your eyes. I know you got the hustle. How to be a lover. How to be a lover.
How to be, how to be, how to be a love-er.
How to be, how to be, how to be a love-er [singing] I am a
fair and radiant maiden, born beneath the silver moon. The owls taught me secret languages, the rivers sang forgotten tunes. I dance among the sacred flowers where ancient spirits softly roam.
The forest is my temple hall, the endless wilderness my home. I know the names of hidden stars! The past that vanished long ago... The dreams abandoned by mankind—the truth that few are meant to know.
Ohhh… Hey, weary traveler, why do you wander these woods alone? Far beyond the village fires, far beyond the roads of stone What voice called your spirit here? What longing pulled you through the night?
Do you seek forbidden wisdom or merely shelter from your fright?
[upbeat music] The trees remember every promise, every oath, and every lie. The roots beneath your feet are listening, the ravens watch with patient eyes Many entered
seeking power, many came demanding gold Most were swallowed by illusions lost within the forest hold For these woods are older than kingdoms Older than temples built by men Older
than the names of gods That rise and fall and rise again Hey beautiful dreamer Why do you wander these woods alone? Far beyond the fields of reason Far beyond the world you’ve known What phantom whispers
in your sleep? What secrets burn behind your eyes? Do you seek awakening Or simply prettier disguises?
Hey! [upbeat music] I have seen the kings become beggars I have seen the saints betray
I have watched the mighty empires Turn to dust and fade away I have heard the dead still speaking Through the language of the leaves I have watched the stars rearrange The destinies that none believes The forest keeps no holy scripture The forest needs
no priest or throne Its lessons come through storm and silence And must be learned
by you alone Come with me Beyond the thorn hedge Past the river black as
glass Past the ruins of forgotten ages Where memories of Gods still pass There the moon hangs strange and crimson There the shadows learn your name There the masks you've
worn for lifetimes Fall away in silver flame There you'll face the hidden tyrants That have ruled your heart for years There you'll meet the silent architects Behind your hopes
and behind your fears Hey seeker of mysteries Why do you wander these woods alone? Perhaps you were never lost at all Perhaps this path has brought you home The stars above have marked your journey The winds have carried your reply You crossed the
threshold long ago The moment you began to ask why Flowers bow As night approaches The ancient branches Softly sway The forest opens One last gateway Then slowly takes the
road away I am the girl Of the Forbidden Grove I am the keeper Of forgotten skies And if you've reached This sacred darkness then perhaps...
*spooky whisper* You are the one the Forest chose Welcome Dreamer —The Nightmare Has Been
Expecting YOU! [outro jingle]
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