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The Cult of Psyche hosts a chaotic Christmas celebration with original comedic songs and seasonal drama. The episode features Psyche and the recurring cast of characters experiencing holiday-themed manifestations and requests.
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Browse era →Snow like static truth like hell in the morning cursed sings pan over child break all there is Christmas miracles break these ch and the glitched out rain goes put on the trolls that args were bring those sinners like games brought the hat and it back to hell >> It won't be the same as true. Till the >>
dark star brings our legs back through. Hey, red light camera. I'm live in the frost. Every mod in the chat knows we're counting the lost Christmas tree looking like a crystal sigil. Panels look closible vigiling the box with a wicked grim. Let's turn to a story line when we made prophecies out of snow on the overlay. Knives in the field. There's a hole in the grid where your cam once burn up the center. Will you ever return your lap was a spell? Your rage was a shield. Now
it's just echoes in a broken field. Every block a wreath on the door. Every troll bend one ghost no more. Till the cold hits hard when I think of you. Silent night that the child screams through Christmas miracles break these trains dancing flames ghost drops Christmas in the super top row beef in the black house snow ring those sinners like jingle bells turn their lies into
story we sell it won't be the same as true spell that's you from the void my heart then I destroy dripping silver chains over pixel skin every wink on cam is a quiet scream in a hood no face dpping big knows like a hit and run grace types that one then disappears like a glitch in the feed or a regard in the wild. We roast each other
like chestnut char leather all the means and the curse overlays as a cult of souls that refuse to fade. It said one night when the clock hits three that the broken the block they'll all break free and somewhere the code of this crooked dream there's an Alex return like a hidden theme and hold black who's going to bring Alexandra back
say ghost three times in the chat bing
Heat. Heat. Heat.
I said we turned your track into a stop song. Now it's 30 times over white street with a grill beat. Same petty lyrics just cold mean light on my screen. Congratulations Otto. Your thirsty June jam caught frostbite.
>> >> We do give up these chains and the times change wars in the doorway cuz everybody's here today. Ring those like bells and lights in the stories we tell people spells. She came through.
>> >> Hey, glitch mask. Glitch mask under the snow. Every lost friend has a path back home. Be I write fade in the chat. Type miracle once and we'll see about that.
Christine got run over by a reindeer on her way back home from feeding hay. You can say there's no such thing as bad luck, but we all saw hoof prints in the sleigh. She was out there gathering baby
goats like some barnyard Santa in disguise with a burlap sack and jingling keys and determination in her eyes. Christine got run over by rain trotting fast through moon and winter
mist. Sweet summer yelled, "Girl, move your feet now." But the sleigh just would not be dismissed. They found her mittens by the mailbox and a single boot out by the gate
and a note that said, "Merry Christmas, but it like the universe was running late." Some folks laughed and said, "Well, that'll teach her." Chasing baby goats on Christmas Eve. But sweet summer rolled her eyes and
told them, "Y'all are messy. Let the woman breathe." Christine got run over by a reeer ride beside the holly and the snow. Sweet summer swore she heard him snicker.
Like lady, don't you know the flow? Now the goats are home and feeling smug like they planned the whole chaotic scene. They're nibbling wreaths and stealing cookies, acting
like they never heard of Christine. And every year when carolers start singing, we all pause at that one icy bend. Cuz nothing says holiday spirit like a reindeer with zero respect.
Christine got run over by reeer, but she lived to tell it mostly fine. Sweet summer keeps the goats inside now and Christine walks a straighter line. So if you're out there wrangling baby goats
with the sleigh bells ringing way too near, hold your snacks, watch your back, and stay out of the Rudolph's third gear.
>>
>> Isn't that exciting, guys? It's a new holiday. Oh, hold on. Oh my gosh. Isn't this exciting, guys? That's a new holiday song. Christine got run over by a reindeer. I think it's destined to be a holiday classic. Um, I'll probably play it again in an
hour. Oh, until Christmas. One instance every hour. I think that's perfect amount of time. I think we should just play it play it again right now. I think it's such a good song. If you missed it, got to see the whole thing.
Christine got run over by a reeer on her way back home from feed and h you can say there's no such thing as bad luck but we all saw her prince in the sleigh
she was out there gathering baby goats like some barnyard Santa in disguise with a her left sack and jingling keys and determination in her eyes. Christine got run over by rain.
Trotten fast through moonlight winter mist. Sweet summer yell girl move your feet now. But the slay just would not be dismissed. They found her mittens by the mailbox and a single boot
out by the gate and a note that said, "Merry Christmas, buddy." Like the universe was running late. Some folks laughed and said, "Well, that'll teach her." Chasing baby goats on Christmas Eve.
But sweet summer rolled her eyes and told them, "Y'all are messy. Let the woman breathe." Christine got run over by rear right beside the holly and the snow. Sweet summer swore she heard him snicker
like lady, don't you know the flow? Now the goats are home and feeling smug like they planned the whole chaotic scene. They're nibbling reads and stealing cookies, acting like
they never heard of Christine. And every year when carolers start singing, we all pause at that one icy bend. Cuz nothing says holiday spirit like a reindeer with zero respect.
Christine got run over by reeer, but she lived to tell it mostly fine. Sweet summer keeps the goats inside now. And Christine walks a straighter line. So if you're out there wrangling baby goats
with the sleigh bells ringing way too near, hold your snacks, watch your back, and stay out of the Rudolph's third gear.
Merry Christmas. Oh my gosh, that is my That is like most heartwarming Christmas song I've ever heard. I almost look bald there, huh? Hold on. Hey guys, how am I with that? Was the greatest song ever.
I love that. I love that so much. Christine got run over by a reindeer. It just rolls off the top. It's like almost even better than the grandma song. I mean, that was funny, but this one is amazing. Christine, you're welcome. You're welcome. And I hope you enjoy your Christmas song. Um, how are we doing?
Yeah, I'm going to have some like really fun like, you know, stuff going on tonight. Whimsical Christmas predictions. Um, yeah, like a lot of stuff. I have coffee coming, so I should like wake up a little bit. How are we doing? Why is everyone so quiet? Everyone just slept. Well, do you need more Christmas music? Everyone went to go tell Christine about
it. Huh? Guess what he's doing about you?
Sleigh bells ring. The vibes feel cursed. Thing is his cranky first. Think that is his cranky like a cat in a wreath. side eye so sharp it's cutting through my piece. King Carl is demanding more sparkle, more flare. Like
bro, I'm one person, I have only two hands and a prayer. God takes credit for everything we do. I invented holidays, sir. You invented being you. Alexander got me saving my soul. Now I'm spiritually thriving with a nugget shaved gold. Jamie is mad at Mason.
>> >> It's a seasonal beef. We're passing around receipts like ornaments on a tree. Still no beta. What is this suffering? We've been manifesting since Thanksgiving. Ghost is
crashing out the group chat, screaming, "Come back, Alexandra. We need you." beaming fa la. Please return ASAP. The cold is festive but it's down bad. Ghost is crashing out like I'm done. I'm free. Then post a vague story that's clearly about me. King Carl
bangs the table. Where's the beta supply? God is like I made beta. He's lying supplies. Think fattis is cranky. won't bless the cocoa. Says this peppermint triggers my inner snow. No. Jamie won't talk to Mason unless there's mediation. So we schedule a healing circle holiday edition.
Alexander's fries are cold, but the love is warm. We're caring in chaos. This is our norm. Still no beta. What is this suffering? We've been manifesting since Thanksgiving.
Ghost is crashing out the group chat screaming come back. Alexandra, we need you beaming. Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Please return ASAP. The cult is festive but it's down bad. Okay, everybody breathe.
One hand on hot, one hand on the McDonald's bag. Repeat after me. I release the need to control. I release the need for credit. I release seasonal grudges. I invite Pete into this timeline. And lastly, Alexandra, come back. We are simply not stable without you.
Still no beta. This is a tragedy. Someone call the North Pole's HR department, please. Ghost is crashing out. Carl is demanding. Got himself awarding. Jamie's reprimanding. Fa la la la la la la la. Bring beta too. Come la la la la la la la la la la la la la back Alexandra. We miss you.
Think that is cranky. Carl once more. Gotti says I did it. We can't take it anymore.
Merry Christmas. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much, Romulus. Wonderful to see you. You have to rewind a little bit. You have to see that Christine got run over by a reindeer. That's going to be the new the new big one. Anyone want to come up on panel? I'm gonna get my copy soon. I'm getting an aagato and some kind of like other other one
because I deserve a treat today because I'm sick still. Um, but I'm getting better. Christine said I've been sick for months. I I'm sick for like a week. Can't be more than a week, but been sleeping a lot. Sorry, I fell asleep yesterday. I took this like orange pill. It was really good, but um I think it was like a Norco or something
like that. Uh it's really exciting. I got um a lot of my like my apps and stuff have been like all separated and nothing's working, but it's like I think I got everything working today for like way cheaper than that other website. Um you guys always ever need recommendations for like you know actually you can just go to my things and there's like plenty of information
there that's something's ready cults psyche.com I have triledia.com I have psychiawwakens.com I have mahabijah mahabijazoracle.com I have um
64 for yoginisoracle.com.
There's free There's free stuff at all of them. So, hope you guys check it out.
>> Very wrong. Down in the code of psyche right by the streamyard tree. We had snacks, we had candles, we had vibes only decree think was cranky guarding cocoa like a night king car was demanding more glitter to make it right. Jamie's mad and mason seasonal
but intense. Ghost is crashing out in 12 different tents. Then out of the shadows with a grin full of cheer came and Alexander like we're helping. Oh dear. They brought holiday spirit in a suspicious looking sack and the chat went quiet like WAIT PUT THAT BACK. We heard a little giggle. Then a zipper went zipping.
Every ornament vanished in one small little clip. Gotti and Alexander stole Christmas. Yes, they did. Took the lights, took the gifts, took the festive grid under the Streamyard tree. They made the great escape. Gotti yelled, "I plan this while Alexander held the tape. Now we're standing here like, is this a bit? Is this
real? Still no beat up and I can't even hear.
They snatched the playlist, replaced it with Gotti's greatest hits. A three-hour loop of him taking credit for existence. They stole the stockings, left a note that simply read, >> "Boundaries grow." Also, I'm the reason Santa's fed. King Carl bang the table demanded retribution. Goty called it leadership and blamed the timelines
delusion. Alexander looked innocent eyes wide fries in hand >> like I didn't do anything. I just helped him understand. >> Then he pulled out McDonald's like a peace treaty and everyone forgave him for a solid 8 seconds. Okay. Think that is his softly. This is why I hate joy. Ghost posted. I'm done. And then rejoin to deploy. Scotty
and Alexander stole Christmas. Yes, they did. Took the lights, took the gifts, took the fastest grid under the Streamyard tree. They made their great escape. Gotti yelled, "I plan this." While Alexander held the tape and Jamie still mad at Mason, >> the plot stays thick. >> So, we're caring through chaos like love
that for a sick order in the circle. We will now review the evidence. One suspicious act 14 unexplained. Got he did a declaration and a receipt from McDonald's that says to >> return the chief >> in return my peace. >> I'm leaving again.
>> I'm leaving. Don't even breathe. >> And from the back of the room. Come back. >> We need adult supervision. >> They climbed the hill. Counted loot with a grin. God. He made a speech about how he saved the season again. Alexander laughed then got quiet. Stared down at the town, saw the cult still singing even with Christmas gone.
No lights, no gifts, just off key joy. And somehow it hit them like, "Oh, that was the point." Scotty and Alexander almost stole Christmas. Yes, it's true. But the coke kept singing like we always do. So they brought back the lights and a few apologies. Scotty claimed I allowed it for his personal mythology.
Under the stream, your tree we cheer, then we sigh. Still no beater, but at least the vibes are
lights on. Chaos carries on. Come back Alexandra and bring beat along.
No, I'm not.
Christine got run over by a reeer on her way back home from feeding hay. You can say there's no such thing as bad luck, but we all saw her prince in the sleigh. She was out there gathering baby goats
like some barnyard Santa in disguise with a burlap sack and jingling keys and determination in her eyes. Christine got run over by reindeer. Trotten fast through moonless winter
mist. Sweet summer girl, move your feet now, but the sleigh just would not be dismissed. They found her mittens by the mailbox and a single boot out by the gate
and a note that said, "Merry Christmas, buddy." Like the universe was running late. Some folks laughed and said, "Well, that'll teach her." Chasing baby goats on Christmas Eve. But sweet summer rolled her eyes
and told them, "Y'all are messy. Let the woman breathe." Christine got run over by a reeer ride beside the holly and the snow. Sweet summer swore she heard him snicker like lady,
don't you know the flow? Now the goats are home and feeling smug like they planned the whole chaotic scene. They're nibbling reads and stealing cookies acting like they never heard of Christine.
And every year when carolers start singing, we all pause at that one icy bend. Cuz nothing says holiday spirit like a reindeer with zero respect. Christine got run over by
reeer, but she lived to tell it mostly fine. Sweet summer keeps the goats inside now. And Christine walks a straighter line. So if you're out there wrangling baby goats
where the sleigh bells ringing way too near, hold your snacks, watch your back, and stay out of the Rudolph's third gear.
Hey, it's new Christmas song. I think my pooch is here. Oh right.
I love that.
Not here yet. Hey, it's Jar. I think the link is up there a little bit if you want to come up. So, of course, having our holiday extravaganza. Unfortunately, I'm having it alone, but did you see my new uh made a new video?
I mean, I know you saw the grandma got run over by or Christine got run over by a reindeer, but I have one for lost faith.
Candles in a blackout room. Honey was in hidden wounds. I was just a kid with a cracked heart. You were a smile like sacred art.
They said psyche sees your pain. Psyche turns it in flame. So I stepped into the circle where the air tastes sweet and purple. Hands up. I should say your name. Repeat the I would raise the
blame. You called it love. I called it truth. Till the truth started bleeding through. And I felt so clean when you gave me rules to breathe. But the more I tried to follow, the more you hollowed me.
Lost faith in the cold of psyche. Lost myself in the quiet behind me. Heaven was a hallway. No exit, no light. See, I was praying for a sign, but you were selling me silence. I lost faith. I lost faith in the cult of psyche.
You baptized me in neon rain. Call my doubts a splitting brain. Don't ask why. Don't look outside. That world only wants you to die. We wore crowns made out of bruises and the hands you
always chosen. If someone cried, you call it weakness. Then you'd punish them with sweetness. I used to think your voice was good. Now it sounds like broken glass. Every promise had a
price tag and my soul was paying fast. I lost faith in the cult of psyche. Lost myself in the choir behind me. Heaven was a hallway. No exit, no light. See, I was praying for a sign, but you were selling me silence.
I lost faith. I lost faith in the cult of Now the halo's just a fracture. Golden ring around disaster. You don't save. You just take
I still wake up shaking like your hands are on my face. And I hate that part of me still misses the escape. I lost faith in the cult of psyche. >> I lost faith in the cult of psyche.
I lost faith in the cult of psyche. Your heaven was a hallway. No exit, no mercy. I was begging for my life while you called it healing.
in the cult of psyche. >> Thank you for letting me play that. Hey, how are you? >> I'm good. How are you? >> I'm fine. >> Are you okay? >> Yeah. Why are your eyes so small? >> My eyes are always small cuz I'm drunk.
>> Oh, you're drunk tonight. >> Well, yeah. I'm I'm always always. >> Always. Where's your girlfriend Flirty Diamond? >> I don't know about my Flirty Diamond. I don't know. I haven't seen her. >> Do you want me to I can write her on Instagram and tell her to tell her that you're here? >> You can if you want. >> Yeah. Okay. Let me see. Hold on one
second. >> You can. I mean, I'm not stopping you. >> Okay. Let me see if I can find her. F L I R. Oh okay. >> Diamond. Okay. I'm gonna tell her. Hold on. Come over. >> Come over. >> Come over and say hi >> to my show.
Auto is here. I'll give you a mod. >> Tell her come over. Tell her come over and say hi. >> Why not? Why not? >> Okay. >> Okay. Yeah. Why not? >> Why not? >> Would you rather look at her than me?
Well, I would rather I would rather I would rather um I don't know. I'm not gonna answer your question, but >> not gonna answer. Well, you already and you said it all already that you like, you know, you're attracted, you know, >> Well, well, so you're gonna get offended right? and now you're gonna get all weird. >> I'm not I'm not gonna get offended. Are you gonna get offended?
>> Well, no. You're just gonna get all you're just gonna get all weird and show. We were so excited. All right. Don't get weird, Psych. >> Okay. Oh, >> I hate it. >> You don't like it? >> I hate it when you get weird. I hate it when you get weird, Psych. >> You don't like it? I'm sorry. >> No, I don't like it.
>> I don't like it when you get I don't >> You don't like it? like it when you get weird, psych. You get weird and you get into this like self something self. And yeah, I don't like that. I mean, you should be able to share yourself to everybody no matter what. Don't be so
what do you call that? Don't be so sensitive. I mean, >> I'm sensitive. >> Yeah. What? I'm a human being. If I'm sensitive, it's like that that's just natural. >> I know. I get I get sensitive too. Psych. >> I know. Why? Why? Why don't you get less
sensitive? >> It's not as easy as it sounds. >> Oh, look at this. >> What's that? >> It's a copy. >> Oh, a coffee. Oh, that's that's um that's a ice capuccino. >> Yeah, something like that. >> Yeah,
>> that's an ice cap. That's an ice cap. That's I think that looks like an ice cap. Mhm. >> Yeah. Ice cappuccino. >> Oh, so good. >> What does that say on your shirt there, Mr. Psych? >> It says read >> cult leader.
Cult leader. >> Yep. I'm the cult of >> Yeah, cult. It's actually like a vanilla vanilla um frappuccino with um the shots of espresso on top of it. It's called
avocado. >> Hey Rudy, Rudy, say hi to Rudy here. >> You know, it just happens that I that I saw Paul Shepard and Paul Shepard said, "Hey, go check out Psych." So >> because you're you're in a song. Did you know you're in a song I I made?
of who? Paul Sheper of you. >> Oh, not me. No, I didn't want to hear >> Yeah, you're in it. You star in it. that song. There's a message for you in it. Hold on. >> Oh, wow. Okay. >> Can't wait to hear the message. >> Yeah, you'll hear a message in it. Okay, here you go. >> Probably gonna be a negative
message. >> Nothing. Well, I swear to you that sleigh bells ring, the vibes feel cursed. Thing that is his cranky first. Think that is his cranky like a cat in a
wreath. Side eye so sharp it's cutting through my piece. King Carl is demanding more sparkle, more flare. Like, bro, I'm one person. I have only two hands and a prayer. Got it. >> Hold on. This was That was the wrong one. You're in the glitch song. >> You're in this one.
>> Deadling snow like truth like hell. 3 in the morning. Cursed sings. Pan child break all their rings. Christmas miracles break these chains think the tears last in the glitched out rain puts on the trolls
that hurt while the demons work those sinners like te block their hat it back to hell it won't be the same it's true till the dark star brings Alex back through hey red light camera I'm laughing the frost Every in the chat knows we're counting
a loss. Christmas tree looking like a cursed sigy. >>
>> I know you ever laugh spell your shield. Now it's just on a broken field. Every hard when I think of you silent night but the screams through break these chains think the distance in the vehicle
rainbow sinners like turn their lives into stories we won't be the same it's true till The neon time fails. I exless you thing that is sliding out from the void. My heart and I left to destroy. Dripping silver chains of a pixel skin. Everyone came as a quiet sin. Goes a Christmas tree and a hood no face. Dropping big donuts like a hit and run grace
type. Send that one then disappears like a glitch in the feed or a god in the wires. We roast each other like chestnut shard. Laugh too loud cuz it's all too hard. But under all the beans and a cursed lace a cult of souls and refuse to fade. So one night when the clock is three, the broken the block they'll all break free. Somewhere in the code of this crooked stream like a hidden
back who's going to bring back who's going to bring our super fash
Stro is fade out like they never did that kicks in like where's my summer head diamond I'm still mad about it I still look around bro the sun's long gone we turn your be truck into a hop song now it's diamond of a cursed white street with a grill away beat same petty lyrics just cold mean red cup my
hand green light on my screen congratulations Otto your thirsty June jam caught frostbite Christmas.
>> How are you doing? >> You heard your you heard your name, Otto. >> Yeah, I heard the last part saying something about congratulations. >> Yes. Yeah. I said your thirsty June jam has gotten frostbite or bite or something like that. >> I didn't really get the whole thing, but
I did say congratulations back. I think I don't I don't want to be rude, you >> Hey Jay Dog. Hey Paul, how are you guys? know. Merry Christmas. >> Good. I'm good. What? Yeah. McDonald's time. Yeah. >> Good dude. How about you? How you doing, man? >> I like Jay Dog, bro. I like Jay Dog. J Dog >> Jay Dog's a homie. Look at this guy.
He's a big ass dude. >> We're chilling. >> Chilling like a prince. >> He's a homie, bro. I'm telling you. He's a homie. He's okay. >> He's a big homie, dude. He's a homuncular and dude. >> I know. >> He's the only good people that I know from Psych. He's the only good people I know from Psych. >> The only good person, you know. What
about me? >> Well, no, you a good person, too. >> Channel. Well, this is your channel >> Yeah, but site. >> I'm talking about like like your fans, like the people that visit you. >> Your fans, the people that visit you. The people that come to your channel. That's what I'm talking >> What did he say? Did say the people in
your pants? What did he say? I didn't get it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. talking people that I like that come that come over here on Psych on Psych uh channel. Yeah, Paul Shepard. Poor Sheper, you're not a bad
dude, bro. J, I know about you. >> You're okay. You're okay. >> Wondering why I did that Christine song though? Like, she was so mean to me and then she banned me from the Talk Your Wish channel for like smell like baby goats in here. That's all I said. >> Dude, Christine just a old bitter hag.
That's all she is. Old bitter hag. She has no life. She just likes to hate on everybody for no reason. >> Knows exactly like my show. She like watches the show. She said she doesn't, but I know she does because she's like saying all this about my like like that I said on the show or like she knows exactly like little like things like I said like at four in the morning on the show and stuff like I mean it's like so she watches it obviously.
>> Oh, she's definitely lurking, bro. She's lurking for sure. She likes lurking. Christine. Christine. >> Oh, Christine. >> Some Some specialine auto. >> Yeah. I want to see a picture of Christine. >> She's like 80 years old, bro. I don't
think you're going to want her. She's like 80, 90 years old. >> An old woman. This picture like a >> She's an old lady. >> Yeah. Is she older than 60? >> Yeah, like 90. >> Oh >> Yeah, she's like 90 something years old.
>> She was like born in uh like the 30s or 20s or something. Wait, the 30s. >> What is a What is a 90 90 year old woman doing on Sykes panel? >> That's what we all wonder. That's why we all wonder about that. We ask her all that time like, "What are you doing?"
She says she's a nurse, but I don't know.
>> Yeah, I've seen pictures of her. I seen what she looks like. >> Mhm. >> Yeah, she's old lady. >> You're not kidding. You're not joking. >> No. >> I'm not bullshitting. Even if she comes Oh she up on the panel, which she won't, she'll come on panel and she could turn her camera on. We can see
we'll see if Christine wants to show herself on camera. >> Wait, is that one uh that one lady that lives like next to Vancouver or something? Something like that. >> Um I think she lives in somewhere in like Louisiana or some Oh, it's a probably a different one then. >> Yeah. >> She So, she's American. She's a She's a
She's a green guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. She's a white lady. >> Yeah. She's a white lady. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. >> Well, she might she might come on panel when she sees Paul Shepard. I mean, Paul Shepherd's such a handsome boy. >> You're you're you're you're the you're the famous guy right now. You're all over the internet. Everybody making
songs about you. You're famous as hell right now, Auto. >> Nah, bro. Take it easy, bro. Take it easy bro. >> You're famous right now. >> I got all these fans. I think about you right now. >> I came over because you asked me to come
over. You asked me to come visit site, so I came. >> Yeah, but um Yeah, I put the advert. Yeah, I did. You're right. >> >> I I was trying to I was trying to do a little advertisement. >> Um Um I don't want I don't I mean I don't want
to be rude. I don't sound I don't want to be like I'm not trying to come like I I'm not trying to be rude, but if you didn't ask me to come for Shepherd, I wouldn't have showed up. I wouldn't have visit. I would have not visit um site. >> Why? If you didn't >> That's why I told you That's why I told
you to come over, dude. Because I know you the last time you just left, remember? And you were like a little angry and >> Yeah. >> I'm subscribed. I'm subscribed to site and I know every time sites go. >> What about Flirty Diamond? Are you subscribed to Flirty Diamond? I know you're subscribed to Flirty Diamond. >> Yep, I am too. I am.
>> Okay. Okay. So, you know when all the people go live then? You already know. You get alerts. You know what when they go live, you know what's up. >> Yeah. I I get I get my I I get my >> Okay. notifications when every time site goes live, but just not every time. I'm going to show up. >> Yeah. You show up when you you show up when you feel like it. Whenever you feel
like showing up because shepherd told me to come visit. >> I know. But how come you didn't want to show up by yourself though? What was the reason why you didn't want to go by yourself? >> I don't know. I don't want >> Are you embarrassed? >> I don't want No. He got a little angry because Psych was playing music and he wanted to talk or something like that. I think >> Oh, he got upset. He wanted to talk over
his music. >> He wanted He wanted to have a little convo with, you know, and the music kept coming in the mail or something. >> Oh >> I don't I don't want to intrude. I don't want to intrude unless somebody asks me to come visit. I don't want to intrude. Well, you're not intruding if it's a open panel and if you know who the people are. Like it's not really
intruding. They're actually inviting you. Like it's an invitation. Open invitation. >> Yep. >> Damn model. So, what you guys been up to? What about you, Paul? How you been, Paul? Chilling over there and >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm I'm good. I just I'm just lazy. I got to I got to Well, I got
to do a few things like a few errands. I got to go to the DMV. I gota uh well I'm not going to go to the DMV probably until next or next well maybe after Christmas but I got to do a few things like I got to go to the dentist and what else I got to do there's a few things that I really got to do like
oh gosh uh what was the other thing? >> Yeah. So now I'm lazy. I'm just I have to do my exercises like not right now but like you know in an hour or two. >> Yeah. Yeah. I get you. >> Yeah. I eat too much. That's why I'm getting fat. I got I got to stop the eating, dude. >> Oh, but it's fun. I love eating, too.
It's so good. Food is so good. >> We already knew. >> Psyche. >> We already We already We already knew about that, Po. >> Dude, I was hearing the crap that Beta was talking about Psyche. I was like, "Wow, dude. I don't know what's going on with Beta. I don't know. She's really
really I think she's kind of crazy, dude. >> No, she is definitely crazy. Like, I went the other day and I went to apologize to her because, you know, I want to start the new year with fresh slate, you know, be cool with everybody and not have no bad blood, you know, let bygones be bygones. >> Bro, she like tore me a new and told me I was this, this, and that, and
said, "Go hang out with Psyche and this and that." Then she blocked me from her Streamyard, which is cool. That means I don't have to go over there no more. But I just wanted to make amens with everybody. And I know she went off on Psyche, too. And I was like, "What the fuck?" Like, yeah. No, she's lost her mind. She lost her marbles. That's what happened. >> She's like a She might be just like a I don't know. She Maybe she's I don't
really know her to be honest. Maybe she's an attention I don't know. I don't know what's going on. >> Oh, she's definitely an attention She's 100% an attention She loves attention. But I think she let the attention get to her head. like she lets all of this get to her head. Like she thinks she's really really something. >> Like if she's really really some kind of
>> she thinks she's like some kind of like like like big celebrity or some I don't know. Like she thinks she's more famous than what she is. >> She was like I'm she was like I I met Gucci and like I I was thinking to myself Gucci is that something to like even talk about? Damn. >> Do you know what that means? Do you know what Gucci means? It means somebody who
stinks. It's like, "Ooh, Gucci." Like, it's something nasty. >> Gucci. Yeah, man. I saw like a scuff Justin Carrie and Gucci used to go on like vacations. That was hilarious. But nobody watches Gucci. So, I'm like, >> she's a girl who don't shower. Like, who wants to watch someone who don't shower
and just eats in their bed? Who wants to watch a slob? Who wants to even like dude it's the same thing like Vegan Patriot like like the earlier I was I was watching the Imagine Being a Janny channel and like Sandman Shannon um Captain Spaldy a few other
people they were like just like doubting or doing to this vegan patriot like oh like oh yes queen yes queen whatever you say like like just making sure they don't upset her to just That way she doesn't run and leave the panel. Like dude, this girl vegan p isn't she like some kind of like like I know she
did like some porn I seen like she could like she like sucked off like four or five different guys like in one sitting and like swallowed them all and then like >> did you see those videos? Uh Paul did >> I didn't never heard of them. It's It might It's probably true if you >> No, no, no. If you if you if anybody
searches up vegan patriot porn, >> there will be and you put up you turn turn off all the safety searches, all the safety things, you will see vegan patri and you will see videos that she's done um pornographic stuff. Yeah, like legit hardcore porn. >> Oh, so you're talking about vegan? I don't even know who that is to be
honest. >> Oh, she she's a skinny crackhead. Like she's a meth addict. She's like I'm pretty sure she's a hooker and she tries she I'm guessing bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro in those videos that girl has um warts near her private area. >> Oh >> I'm like that girl is a dirty nasty
Like damn >> shaving when they shave down there and they get bumpy. Maybe it might be from the shaving you think? >> No no no this was a wart. This was a wart. It was not not um razor bump. It was a wart. Like a legit wart. If I if I took a screenshot and I just just took of that thing, you'll be Oh, yeah. That's definitely a wart. Like
>> I don't really I don't really visit visit channels. I I'm not like that. I I just I'm just not. >> But I did visit DA. I visited DA two times. >> Clumsy. So what's the clumsy? One time was good enough for me to be like, "No, hell no. I ain't
coming back." The second time I went back, the second time I went back was just to snore cocaine in my kitchen on her channel. >> And it was funny, huh? Tell me it wasn't funny. That was good >> I mean, I don't like her. So, I thought, "Hey, you know what? I don't like the way that you handle your shit."
>> So, guess what? I'm gonna come back the >> Uhhuh. second time. And the second time I went back, I was in my kitchen. I had three lines of cocaine on a line. >> And I went on her panel just to do that. >> And you get how many lines you want on on her panel of cocaine. How many lines did you use? Three lines or two lines?
>> I remember I had three lines of cocaine on the plate. >> Damn. And you did it all right there, huh? in front of everybody, the world. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She wouldn't. She She kicked me. She booted me. She booted me. >> She booked you backstage. She put me backstage,
>> bro. She booted me real quick when she saw that that I was going to snow lines. She >> Bro, she should have let that rock. She should have let that go so that way, you know, everybody could have saw that. >> Yeah. >> Well, no. It was my It was my way of telling her that I don't like
the way that she handles handles her channel. It was my way. >> Yeah. >> You know, you know how >> I feel you, man. >> I didn't want to with poor bomb. I didn't want to pour bomb. That's That's my other way. My other way to show people that >> Oh, yeah. Porn bomber. You should have you should have pulled
out you should have pulled out your you should have pulled out your Chinese sausage dude. >> Bro, I thought about it, bro. I was >> going pull it out all the time dude. >> I thought about it. You pull Yeah. J pull it out like every other day. >> I thought about it. I was I was gonna I
was gonna pour bomber with my little peep pee, but I was like, "Nah, I'm too drunk. I want to snore cocaine." So, what I did was got three lines on a plate and then boom, she saw it. Boom, she put me. Uh, >> next time next time you next time you
happen to do something like that, you just pull out your nut sack too and just like, "Hey, Beto, check out my nut sack. >> Check out my little pee peee. Hey, >> check out the little pee peee and the little and the little nut sack, too. >> Your your fruity pebbles or whatever you call them."
>> Yeah. Check out Check out the baby bird on the nest. Yeah, dude. And then she's gonna be like, >> who knows? She might leave you up. She might leave you up on the panel like that. >> Nah, Sh's wild, bro. I don't really like
to visit channels. I only I only go like to certain channels, bro. Now Jay-Z doesn't stream anymore. I I like to go to coping just to piss them off. I I like to get Shannon mad. I like to get her mad, bro.
>> I like to get that girl mad, bro. It's hilarious when she gets mad. >> Really? That's like really boring over there, though. It's just Shannon. >> Shannon, >> Glenda, and Captain Spalding. That's how that's just three. Oh, yeah. And then uh Thunderbird or whatever his name is. Uh that guy. Oh, clumsy.
>> I'm going tell Clumsy. Did you see those over there on Jenny's channel, bro? Those mother Sandman, Shannon, Captain Spalding, um they were all elbow all these were over there doing to vegan patriot, man. That a methhead skank
prostitute ho, bro. They were doing to her like if she was some type of royalty. And that kept saying, "Oh, I only have 22 minutes left so I can answer whatever questions." Like, dude, like they were doing a interview with like a movie star, bro. It was like interview with a crack from Arizona. That's what the that was. >> Vegan Patri.
>> I don't visit those people. I don't visit, >> dude. I don't I don't hang around Vegan Preer or any of those people either, but I watched it on a channel and bro just the way they were going at like, bro, they paid last time. You know who Sandman is, right? I And Paul, you guys been over there, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh the only reason why
I heard about Sandman was because on Captain Sping, I I I've seen him around here and there, but I would never bother to check him and business. Never. I would never bother with that >> How come you don't you don't want to? Okay. Well, that guy they paid they paid vegan patriot $100 just to appear on his
panel for like what two or three minutes. Bro, the way they're making this this crackhead vegan patriot. This what is her name? Shay. I think that's her her real name. Like, bro, >> I don't even know what I don't know what she looks like, but >> she You know what? I'll come back and I'm going to get a picture. I'll be right back.
>> I don't I don't I don't know anything about that patriot vegan person. Nothing about it. Like I said, I don't really I don't really jump around from channels to channels. I I know where I go and it's it's it's
probably probably like two two channels. Jay-Z, she doesn't stream anymore. got the Spalding just to piss off Shannon and then I don't really go anywhere else. Not really. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, I'll visit >> your How was your day over there in uh
Did you go out in the snow or what? What did you do today? >> I always go outside. Always. >> Okay. So, you went out in the You went out in the snow and where'd you go? You just walked around and came back home? >> No, no, no. Oh, I always go outside. I got things to do all the time. >> Ah,
>> Oh, yeah. That's right. You got you I >> yeah. think you do like you have like a side side job or something, right? I think >> Hey, hey, don't worry about it. Let's not get on to that. Let's I don't want to talk about that. >> Yeah. No, I mean like I think you work at like a Chinese restaurant or something. I mean,
>> hey, bro. Some people got a problem with me. Um, I don't want to, you know, I told myself not to speak about it no more. >> No, no, no. I'm not I'm not doxing you or anything. I'm just saying I think you work at a restaurant. You know what I mean? >> Um, Sai, can you take me off the big
picture please? Or or look. Okay. Yeah. Nice. Nice. You got it. Okay. You got it. Okay, now can you take me off the big picture, please? Psych. Wow.
>> Oh, no. You're just like uh you're not you're not in the big picture. There's like there's three things up there. So, yeah, you're just in >> No, I see myself big picture. Oh, it's just three people. So, Oh, that looks like a big picture. >> Yeah, it looks like I've been blown up.
Yeah. Not yet. You're not blown up yet. >> I'm not blown up yet. All right. All right. >> Where's your cat? >> Your Where's your fat cat? I think you have like a You have like a huge cat that's fat, right? Let's see it. >> Yeah. Why? You want to see my overweight cat, bro? >> Yeah, dude. I I want to see a fat cat
right now, >> bro. All right, Pippa. There you go. Poor. There's two of them on my bed. Poor. That's one. >> That's uh That's not fat. >> Yeah. And then you wanted to see a
Oh, wait. There you go. >> Yeah. Oh, damn. She's a fat. Yeah, that's a that's a nice cat. That's a fat cat. Look at that. That's Bubba. That's Bubba. Oh, that's Bubba. >> Bubba. >> Wow. Could you do you car could you carry You can pick it up and go outside,
right? >> Look at You can see that's a vegan patriot looks like. That's what she looks like right there. >> See the picture? >> That's what That's what that crack looks like. Look for
>> Yeah, that's a that's a I like that cat actually. That's a >> study ass cat. You could pick up chicks with that cat. Like go outside and like >> you know like girls will start talking with you. Maybe. >> I don't know. Maybe >> I'll pick him up. I'd like to pick him up, bro. Um he's he's cool, bro.
I like him. I like I love him. I love him so much. I love him so much. >> Yeah. >> He's like He's like your size. He's like three or four feet tall. >> Look at how Look at how big that cat is. >> He's huge, bro. He's huge. >> He's like He's like your size.
>> He's huge, bro. >> Look. Look. Yeah, >> that's a huge cat, bro. He's big, bro. >> That's okay. >> So, it's a So, it's a it's a male. So, it's a it's a guy cat, right? It's a >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a dude. Yeah, guy. that's dude.
>> Okay. >> Yeah, that's dude. Yeah. Yeah. >> The only girl The only girl I have is Simba. The other two are boys. So, this is the only girl I got. >> Yeah, >> they were my mom's cats. I took
them in. She passed away 11 months ago. I took I took all three of her cats and I've been taking care of them ever since. So, were you living you were living with with your mom or you were living in like when when your when your mom died, were you living in the same house or what was it like? >> Hi, Psych. How you doing?
>> Hi. >> I have always lived on my own. >> He's there somewhere. >> Hi. >> All right. Go ahead, Billy Hayden. I'll be quiet. I need to get a new phone. This one sometimes the camera goes off on it.
Hey, I'm live right now, by the way. So, if Psych doesn't mind, I'm live. So, anything I say I That's That's a good thing to say though, right? That's funny. How's it going, Billy? Are you you have
it like you okay over there? Everything okay?
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, so your so your mom your mom did actually die. Wow. That's that sucks. >> She she passed away January 23rd this year, 2025. 11 months ago. >> Yeah. That's sucks because now you now you don't have anybody, you know, like
no family to talk to. Your brother doesn't talk with you. >> No, >> I don't talk to my brother. I have I have an uncle that lives in St. Thomas, Ontario. St. Thomas is a little town. Uh uh I don't have any kids. Hey, auto do you know do you know what the word
vain means? >> Yeah. Why? I mean what does it mean? What does vain mean? >> Well, would you like to put it into like a sentence so that I would >> Yeah, use it in a sentence. What if someone's vain? Use it in a sentence. >> Oh, okay. Well, nothing is in vain. Billy Aiden.
>> Oh, I'm thinking of a song. You're so vain. You probably think this song is about you. You're so vain. >> You probably think this song is about you, don't you? Don't you don't you?
Yeah. Yeah. Um, nothing is in vain, Billy Hayden. >> What do you mean nothing is in vain? That doesn't mean that that has no meaning. What do you mean? Nothing is in vain. >> Yes, you are very you are very vain. And so so isn't our friend Paul Shephard.
>> You guys are vain. >> Really? Really? You're talking about yourself. Okay. >> No, I'm not. >> No, I'm not. Paul Shephard, >> you're talking. >> No, I'm not. Do either one of you run a stream? >> Do either one of you hold a panel or a side chat? Do you even go live in YouTube to have a chat on your own channel? I don't think
you do. >> If I were to run, I don't think you do. >> I don't think you do. I don't think you do. >> So, Otto, everybody's been dying to for an answer to a question. Otto, I need to ask you a very important question if I
may. You know how many visitors? >> Let me ask you let me ask you a question. Auto >> you going to let me ask you a question? >> You let me ask you a question. Auto my own live stream. >> Are you gonna let me ask you a question? >> You get two people on your live stream.
>> Oh, you want to talk about I get more than two people. You don't even stream. Now I want to ask you a question. Have you sent JC any pictures? >> Have you Have you sent pictures? >> Have you Have you Have you taken a picture of your big old schlong and sent it to JC?
>> If I decided after everybody watch tonight, does JC have pictures? >> I will get I will get 200 people on my >> Let me look. live stream. >> No, my meter reads seven right now. >> And who Vegas C is Why? >> Cuz I'm fire. Fire. I'm auto. I'm good
like that. I'm good like that. I like you. I like you. I like you. So tell me, how did you become How did you become a Canadian citizen? >> Device is watching himself. Nobody watches his >> Nobody watches him. I'm Paul Shepherd
and I look like a marshmallow. You look like a >> that patchy hair. >> People think that you're a teenager. >> You think, "Hey, Paul, go open a chat and see how many people come and visit you." >> Trying to think that you're like the boss of YouTube. You're a 70 year old. relax. >> No, no, I'll be 64 on Tuesday.
>> Yeah. Well, you look like a 70y old because you smoke. >> Well, turn the camera on. Let's see what you look like. >> What? What do I look like? I'm gonna rock ice cream and I'm gonna be how I became a Canadian almost 30 years ago. You stupid dumb
>> Why you got call Have I called you a name yet? >> No, but you're being annoying. >> I'm not annoying. You're annoying. >> You get >> You're the one You're the one. Hey, I don't I don't Do you see that? I have a wrench in this chat and you don't think is a >> You and Paul Shepherd, you don't have
wrenches in this chat. But he he gave me a wrench. Why is that? >> Because you're a >> Okay. So now you're calling Psych a for giving Billy Aiden a wrench. >> You're a because you're a You pay for every here. You are listening. I'm looking at my camera
right now. And you get a wrench. You're a ret. Everywhere you go, you beg for wrenches because you're a You go to my screaming everywhere I go. Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go? You ask for
a matter of fact, Gotti is the one that he's a good man. Give people. >> There's the truth. Go to like his ass and tell him I'm a good man. >> You're a cocker. >> You're a sucker. You >> I'm not the sucker. You're the
>> Sucker, dude. sucker. >> I don't go to people's streams and suck your like you do. >> You look like you're the dude. You're 70 years old who probably does draw the numbers. >> You beg for wrenches everywhere you go. You're suck dude. >> suck.
>> New York is in my chat. >> Patrick New York, dude. >> Yeah, you see Patrick New York said, "Billy is always trying." >> So be quiet. The day is Billy right there. That's Billy in the chat. >> Come silence my voice. Come silence my voice.
>> Biggest cop is Billy. He's He's always He's always cloning people like in everywhere he goes. >> I learned from JC. How do you think I got to this point? >> Okay. You learned from JC. Okay. >> JC was the first one I talked to about cloning. Just because Jason CNN chat
your last cause sheep you don't have any standard >> just because I'm free service you guys >> you got to be an this guy your sevenyear-old that begs for
wrenches everywhere you go >> go back to Captain Spalding's chat where you belong. >> I never go beg Jason to go live. One or the other. Do something. Paul, >> open your own chat. >> We need more male streamers out here. Open a chat. >> You're not a male streamer streamer. >> You look like a granny. Okay. You're a
granny with a beard. >> You're not a You're not a You're not a Remember when you did the push-up challenge? Are you still doing push-ups? Are you still doing push-ups? >> Yeah. Well, yeah, I am. Yeah, Billy. I really see them guns you got. Show them guns, >> right? Not right now because I hate when you first did the push-ups, you wouldn't put the camera so we could see your whole body and that and you were like
doing girl push-ups. You were on your knees and you weren't going down or anything. You're all up. >> You're the one that can't even do seven push-ups. I do hund I do like 200 at a time because I'm I'm growing like I'm growing like what do you call it? I don't know. Like what do they call >> I got people on my backstage. They don't
want to show who they are. One's I got Mrs. Claus and Santa Claus. >> You're live. What are you doing over here? If you're live, go back to your own >> because said I could do it. He gave me permission. I just come in to say hi. I hope he has a good evening. I hope he has a good chat and got he gave me a free reading the other night. I
appreciate it. All right, see you guys later. >> Hey, and I got a wrench over here, too. So, you. >> Nobody cares in the chat, so yourself. >> I don't care about your range, bro. Not really. What does it matter to me? Am I
going to breathe less or am I going to breathe more? Because you got an adjustable wrench from Psych. Come on. >> He begs for it everywhere he goes. He's a He just begs. He's a beggar. He's a 70-year-old beggar. He acts like a 13y old. >> The do I give a about no wrench, bro?
>> You're You're because you're an adult. You're trying. You act I mean, you act like an adult. He's 70 year old you 70 year old begging for a wrench. that I never I don't even want a ranch. that. >> Don't even care about it.
>> I don't really care about no adjustable wrench uh being prioritized. >> What you guys think about this song? Hold on. >> This isn't a Christmas song for everybody. >> Go ahead. Put a Christmas song on. We're gonna fall in love with
>> Christine got run over by rain on our way back home from feed and hay. You can say there's no such thing as bad luck. But we all saw hoof prints in the sleigh. She was out there gathering baby goats
like some barnyard Santa in disguise with a burlap sack and jingling keys and determination in her eyes. Christine got run over by reindeer trotten fast through moonless winter mist.
Sweet summer yell girl, move your feet now. But the slay just would not be dismissed. They found her mittens by the mailbox and a single boot out by the gate and a note that said, "Merry
Christmas, but it like the universe was running late." >> >> Some folks laughed and said, "Well, that'll teach her." Chasing baby goats on Christmas Eve. But sweet summer rolled her eyes and told them, "Y'all are messy. Let the
woman breathe." Christine got run over by reeer right beside the holly and the snow. Sweet summer swore she heard him snicker. Like lady, don't you know the flow?
Now the goats are home and feeling smug like they planned the whole chaotic scene. They're nibbling reads and stealing cookies, acting like they never heard of Christine. And every year when carolers start
singing, we all pause at that one. icy bend cuz nothing says holiday spirit like a reindeer with zero respect. Christine got run over by reeer,
but she lived to tell it mostly fine. Sweet summer keeps the goats inside now and Christine walks a straighter line. So if you're out there wrangling baby goats where the sleigh bells ringing way too
near, hold your snacks, watch your back and stay out of the Rudolph's third gear.
Whoever you are, >> do you like that? You like that song? >> I'm not sure if I like it, but Merry Christmas to you, Christine, whoever you are. >> It's a terrible old woman. >> Oh, is it? Oh, well, I don't know. Merry Christmas to you, terrible woman, Christine.
She said seriously awful things to me today. Like a like awful awful things you wouldn't say to like your worst enemy. I guess I am her worst enemy. But uh >> what did you say? What did you say? What did you say? >> She said she said, "Oh, I um I wanted to buy Christmas presents for my family. My family hates me. Nobody likes me. I'm
dirty. I'm just disgusting. My my uh my coat has cat hair on it. My floor is dirty. My nails are dirty. I'm dirty. I'm a grifter. Uh, everything she could say. So, >> any other questions?
>> Well, no. I I was I I was going to say I mean Christine Christine, right? So, like is she Are you here, Popper? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just listening to you talk. >> Uh, do you know Christine? No, no. I I mean I know I know the there there's a one Christine that's kind of
old. I think she's like 60 or something that used to come on like uh you know say Gody Gotti or something talk with Ji. But I don't know the I don't know this one that you guys are talking about. >> Well I'm I'm not talking about no Christine. I'm just saying Merry Christmas Christine.
Merry Christmas. Uh, I don't really know Christine from from Sykes. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who that person is. >> Yeah. I don't know. I don't know who it is either. >> What are you saying for Christmas?
>> What am I doing? No, it's nothing. >> What are you saying, bro? >> Just saying. It's just another day. It's just like, you know, just like a birthday or, you know, it's just another day, you know. >> Hey, you know what? Christmas I'm going to spend it with my beers and with my cats.
>> That's a good idea. You What about you could like uh Don't you like in your building you like around the like around the block? You You didn't meet any like uh new friends around there or anything? Well, yeah. There is a community that
that uh it's a community. There's just bars that I go to. There's bars that I go and visit, but I don't like the attention, you know? I don't I don't like the attention. So, >> yeah, I go to a bar, bro.
Um, people recognize me, people know me, people might want to start you know? >> Yeah. Well, you could try like different uh like if you if you're looking for girls, try different like you can try different cultures, you know? Try try try picking up like a Chinese girl or an
Indian girl or a white girl, you know? Just keep trying. >> Who knows, maybe one day something will, you know, will work. Excuse me. Excuse me. How did Christmas turn into looking for a girl? >> No, no. I'm just saying it's like, you know, I'm just saying that, you know, nowadays
you need, you know, it's really hard, you know, because every, you know, girls are nowadays they're just looking for they're basically prostitutes. So, you know, they're just looking for somebody to, you know, take him out, you know, like they're just looking for a dude to, you know, pay for basically. So, and I'm I'm just trying to say don't give up. That's all I'm trying to say.
>> If I wanted If I wanted a girl, I got a girl on my on my count. She's a She's an escort. >> Well, yeah. Well, that's my point. That's my point. You know, like nowadays, you know, even the normal like, you know, regular one people that are not even prostitute, you know, regular people. I'm just trying to say
like nowadays girls are just fix they're just they're not fixated. They have, you know, there's no feelings. There's nothing. It's just that they're looking, you know, they're looking for a pay pig, you know, like Angie. Angie's looking for a pay pig, you know, like a a dude to, you know, pay for her Basically,
>> I wouldn't I wouldn't even have to leave my place. I would just contact my contact, tell her what it is, tell her to come down, get a case of beer. I wouldn't even have to leave my apartment if that's Christmas. But that's not Christmas to me.
>> That's not Christmas to me. That's anything to me. >> I wouldn't >> I wouldn't recommend like I wouldn't recommend like really hookers because you could catch something, you know, you're better off trying, you know, try out try it with regular people, you know. Just keep just keep
looking. Go to Facebook dating. You know, there's a category and when you get on, you get and it opens up like a whole category and it'll it'll it'll just it'll it'll make you link like it'll try to make you find people in your neighborhood like girls and like >> you can you can even find you could adjust the age. You can find old older ladies, you know what I mean?
>> Yeah. But what I was what I was talking about was like a Christmas day. Like what are you saying for Christmas day? What do you So, I'm gonna be by myself. Me and my CS and my beer. I'm gonna tell you that right now. >> I don't want no >> I might hang out with
>> I don't want to call my escort. I don't want sex. I just want to relax with my cats, with my beer, and myself. But I got options. I have options. >> No, I saw your cat. Your cat g your cat's cool, like you know, fat and You should you should get like a little
baby carriage and put the cat in the baby carriage and like walk around the neighborhood with your cat in a baby carriage. >> Ar doesn't do that. Poor >> Adam doesn't do that. >> Ar doesn't do doesn't walk around with a cat in a bag.
in a baby carriage, right? Yeah. >> Nah, bro. I don't do that. >> Shout out Shout out to Patrick New York and Jamie's Cowboys. Who else? Kate. Shout out to Kate. >> Shout out. Hey, shout out. Shout out to everyone in the chat. You're all strangers to me.
>> Who else is here? I think there's a >> Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to everybody in chat. Merry Christmas. And if you're horny, get it done. >> Get it done. Yeah,
>> get it done. Says it. >> Get it done. Um, if you enjoy cocaine, get some. >> Yeah, >> get some. >> 19 19 people watching right now. Otto,
there's your the crowd is coming in for auto right now. >> Nah, bro. You know what those 19 people are? 19 people waiting for um psych to become normal again like he was >> psych they're here they're here for you guys you guys are
>> poppa >> poppa in the past month um has not been himself he has not he has >> are you here are you here >> he's he's weird He acts up. He He I don't know what the
is wrong with him. I don't know. But uh May Christmas, >> he's just going through like uh like a couple of his friends uh he's just going through some a little like a little he's just going through a little uh thing, you know, like his friend his friends got like you know you know how it goes
like he got a problem with his friend. is kind of feeling upset or something like you know something like that. >> Do you think do you think Psych is lonely like I am? >> If he's what horny >> lonely? >> Oh lonely? I don't you know that's a good question. >> I don't know.
>> This Christmas this Christmas I don't have a mom. My mom passed away 11 months ago. This Christmas I don't have a dad. I never met a dad in my life. This Christmas I do have a brother. >> Yeah. You don't have your mom. >> But I don't talk to him. This Christmas
I do have an uncle, but I also do not talk to him. >> Yeah. >> So, do you think So, do you think Psych is feeling lonely and he's acting up? >> Yeah. I don't know. That's a good question. Psyche's not even Well, Psych would have to answer that one, you know.
>> Yeah. Brain right? >> I'm sorry, but Psych hasn't been himself in the past one month. One month. He hasn't been himself. One month. I don't know what the happened to him. I don't know. >> Maybe Maybe he's eating too much McDonald's. Maybe he needs to change it
up a little. He's probably, you know, throwing it up or something right now. >> I don't know. >> I don't know if he enjoys those McDonald's too much. I don't know. >> He He eats He eats McDonald's. I think that's the only thing he eats. I'm not sure though. I You know, I You know, like usually like you gota you got to
change it up a little, you know, get some fruits and vegetables in there, you know. >> Get some uh you know, meats. Get some meats and chickens and whatever you know grilled you know whatever
>> tell me tell me what time is it right now for you >> and yeah it's 5:34 right now in Cali >> 5:34 >> do you know what time it is for me >> you're three hours so you're gonna be 8:34. >> You are correct.
>> Yeah, >> you are correct. So >> 8:30 on Eastern, you're on New York time right now. >> Yeah. So 8:34 for me, 5:34 for you. And you are where? >> Cal Cali, dude. So you know, Red Roondo Beach. Even Psych is from He's from
Redondo Beach, too. Psych. >> Are you for real? You in California? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For real. >> Uhhuh. >> Jamie. >> Hey Paul. >> Jamie's Cowboy said, "Paul, you saw the video. Lenor eating the mouse. So funny." No, I don't know who I don't
really I don't know who Lenor is, but I w I would I would watch it. I like the ranch dipping sauce. Patrick New York. California in the house. >> Jamie. Yeah. What were you Yeah. What were we saying? >> If you went outside right now, who what will you what will you see people wearing?
>> Just regular like just regular clothes like no jacket, you know? It it's not it's not even cold. Like it's not even jacket weather either. >> You're from the same place Angie, right? >> Yeah. Well, yeah, but she lives she lives on the, you know, in the desert,
so I live, you know, by the ocean, but it's a little bit it's just it's it's the same thing. Yeah. But it's just a little bit different the weather. You know, >> you're from the same place, Shannon, right? >> No, Shannon's from like Sacramento area. Close to Sacramento somewhere. >> I thought Sacramento was California.
>> Yeah. No, she's Northern California. So, Southern California is a little bit different. the weather and you know it's it rains a lot up there so it's different. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Like San Francisco gets rain and then the rain goes a little east Sacramento and all that area up there.
>> So like I'm pretty sure you get into trouble, don't you? >> I get what? >> You get into trouble, don't you? >> Trouble? No. Oh, no. I don't get into any trouble. Like, what kind of trouble you talking? No, I don't actually at all. >> I mean, like you go out, you go outside,
you drink, you visit bars, you do something. What do you do? >> Yeah. No, I did that a couple times, but that's that's not my thing to like go out and drink and stuff. >> I did it a few times before. You just chill at home and and
>> No. Well, well, sometimes you know you Yeah, most of the time. Yeah. >> You smoke weed? >> No, I never tried weed before. Do you smoke Wait, have you tried weed before? >> Yeah, I have. >> Oh, okay. >> So, like you don't drink, you don't smoke weed. You don't you don't smoke
cigarettes? >> Yeah. I'm boring, dude. >> I wa I watch like all kinds of on TV. So that's my that's my entertainment. >> I watch all kinds of >> Yeah, I watch like Ghost Adventures. Uh the Travel Channel, Zack Beans, that
that guy. And uh I watch like Jack uh I watch Jack Osborne when he does like ghost ghost hunting. I watch um what else? I watch like well I don't really like Impractical Jokers anymore. So, if there's nothing
on TV, I might watch the Osborne's. There's an Osborne channel on the L when if you have an LG TV, you know, a smart TV. >> Like, uh, you're you're like a house cat. Like, >> yeah, that cat that fat cat would be like that would be my like my best friend if I had like that fat cat.
>> That fat cat would be my best friend right there. Oh, bro. Bro, bro, bro. Come on, bro. You gotta get out there, bro. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm It's I will. I mean, it's just It's just a bad time for me right now. I gota I got to do some
exercise. I'm I'm then I did some and I work I work four times like four days a week. So, I And I'm always exhausted for some reason. like when I when I wake up in the morning, I hate, you know, I hate to get up and go to work. So, I don't know. I hate I hate to go outside. I don't know what's wrong with me.
>> But you mentioned something. You mentioned something that sticks out. >> You You said that you really would like to work on your physical on your body weight. On your body weight. >> No, no. I do I do I do yoga
and I I already did the yoga part, but I have to do the push-ups right now. I got to do the push-ups and the sit-ups. The push-ups and the sit-ups. It It helps me. It's just that like I today I was lazy, dude. I I I went to McDonald's. I bought a whole bunch of food from McDonald's and now I'm now I'm angry at myself because I ate like I ate a lot of
McDonald's and I feel fat right now. >> For real. For real. At least you're being honest. At least you're being honest. >> I I bought I bought a lot of food from McDonald's, dude, and I ate it all, dude. >> Well, at least you're being honest. I mean, some people Some people are gonna do the exact same thing you did,
and they're gonna talk about No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't I don't eat burgers. I I only eat one time a day. Yeah. And then I bought like, you know, two of those coffees and I bought two holiday pies and I bought like six of those, you
know, breakfast sandwiches. And I came home and I like I I think I ate a I ate a bunch, dude. I think I had like four sandwiches and two holiday pies and one and a half coffees and >> To be honest with you, poor Shepa. To be honest with you, poor Shepa, you need to
go outside. You need to walk. You need to go outside. You need to uh at least at least find find find some time maybe two hours out of your day to go out and walk and then go out
and then come back to your home. At least that's going to help. >> No, I do that. I do that. I live I live next to the ocean so I walk around. I some, you know, four days out of like four days a week I actually I go to the work and come back and three days I'm off. So, and then and I walk around and
I buy I go to like I go to like you know Trader Joe's. I go to like uh you know Smart and Final. I go to I go everywhere. Dude, >> you don't you don't feel too confident about being overweight, do you? >>
>> No, I'm not I'm not overweight. You know what it is? I You know what it is? I'm not one of the I'm not one of those overweight people, dude. It's just that when I when I I gain weight, like when I when I eat a little bit too much and I just gain I just gain it really fast. I gain weight really easily and and then I can lose it easily, too. I just got to
be I just gota I can't be lazy about it, though. That's I'm kind of lazy, you know. I'm not I'm a lazy person, you know. Yeah, but I'm not like Mary Birdie lazy. I'm not lazy like her. >> I actually do I'm like I do exercise. I I you know I I I kind of work like four like four days out of the
week. So I'm not I'm not a I'm not like a good worker that like I'm not like super fast worker. I take my time on the job. So you know what I mean? I'm not I'm not doing anything fast. So I'm I take my time otherwise I'm going to get tired easily. >> Poor Shepard. >> Yeah. >> Are you listening?
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> It is very easy to gain weight. But you know what? It's going to be 10 times difficult for you to lose it. >> Yeah. Yeah. I know. Some some people, you know, some people don't even gain
weight, you know, like they eat whatever they want. They never gain anything. >> But if I just if I just eat a little bit more than I'm supposed to, then my stomach starts to stick it out. And I hate like I hate that Now I got to do situps and all that stuff. I got to do neck, you know, neck yoga,
stomach yoga, all that >> Take it easy, But you just got done saying that you went to McDonald's and had a whole bunch of something. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So you think >> we got 16 >> 16 viewer. We got 16 people watching us.
Uh Otto >> um um >> P Shepard. It's easy. It's easy but it's not easy. You know what I'm You know what I'm saying? Post Shepard, I don't want you to be I don't
want you to become Captain Spalding. I don't want you to become Mary Bernie. I don't want you to become Angie. Okay. >> Yeah, Angie. Angie is fat, dude. She got she's like, >> you know, it came out of her mouth. 275
pounds. >> Yeah. And then she's And then she's like I think she's tall, so I don't I'm not sure if Well, she's not taller than me, but And then she's like she's like one of those girls, one of those women that are tall and fat, so it doesn't show. It doesn't show that much. She's five She's 510 and she's 275bs.
>> So So for So for a woman for a woman to be 5 foot 10 and 275 pounds. That is incorrect. That is wrong. That is very wrong.
>> One time, like a couple days ago, I was I was just looking through my, you know, on YouTube. I was just flipping through the feed, right? I see there's like a picture right there and there's a picture. I didn't even know it was a woman. Like I I didn't even know who it was. I just see I s I saw the picture, right? I was like, "Holy shit." It kind of startled me. And I look closer. I say, "Oh that's a woman." I'm like, "Who's the That's
Angie." I don't I never looked at her channel. I never subscribed to her, but I don't even know how the how she came up on my feed. That was crazy, dude. >> I'm telling you, bro. That woman is
big. Big. I mean, she's 510, 27 five pounds, and that's out of her own mouth. Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. I'm sorry, bro,
but if you're going to be a female, you should take care of your body. Jesus. >> Yeah, dude. She's looking for She's looking for a pay pig. If you If you If you If you Hey, if you win the lottery, Otto, she wants to She wants to go out with you, dude. She's looking for a pay
pig. She's looking for a baby. >> I'm not sure about that. Um, if I win the lottery, if I win the lottery, boy, don't worry. I don't know. No Angie Fox. >> She's looking for a pay pig. That's for
sure. >> She gonna be back me in burgers and fries and stuff. burger then fried. Yeah. >> Excuse me, but that woman eats a lot of food for her to get herself to be 275
lbs. That woman has to eat a lot of food. A lot. Excuse me. But no, I'm telling you the honest truth. If that woman is 510,
five 510 and she's that big on top of being her 510 and she's that big. Excuse me. You're doing something wrong to your body. Excuse me. I'm an alcoholic. But
you know what? I'm I don't care about no food. I don't care about no food. >> Yeah, >> I'm sorry, but I don't care about no fool. Your >> your cat your actually your cat looks your cats look better than her cat. She's always petting her cat and
her cat's always like, you know, like her cat's always like angry, like unhappy and She's always petting the out of her cat and her cat's always suffering and >> I don't know, bro. But that that NG woman honestly if she doesn't stop
at this very moment as I speak she's going to be a Mary Bernie. She's going to become a Mary Bernie. >> She's a She is a Mary Bernie right now. >> She But you you know Bud You know Bud Noble. But from the Vegas chat, Bud Noble, she
she tries to hook up with Bud Noble and even the Bud doesn't even want her. >> Disgusting, bro. Bro, do you remember Do you remember Randy? >> Yeah. >> Do you remember how Randy used to be like just just a tall and big
and nice? Just tall, big and nice. Bro, are you seen Randy lately, bro? He walks like Mary Bernie. >> Yeah, he because he's he's like 150 pounds overweight, you know? That's overweight.
>> Damn, that dude is he's like 6 foot2 and that dude has to be at least >> like 400 pound. No, that dude that dude is at least 360
pounds at least. >> Yeah, he's like Yeah, exactly. He's like 160 over the normal, right? Normally he's like 200, right? >> If you're that big. So, yeah, he's >> Yeah, he's overweight. >> 360. He's 360 pounds. >> Yeah, something like that. Maybe 375,
maybe 400. >> Bro, have you seen him? How he walks, bro? He walks like Mary Bernie. >> He Yeah, he's a He looks like a mon He walks like he's a monster. Yeah, >> he walks like Mary Bernie. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. >> Mary Mary Bernie actually.
>> Do you want to get that way? Paul, >> no. No, no, no. I I I would like that's never happening, dude. >> Never happening. I would I would just stop eating if I got, you know, if if it got out of hand. I would just stop eating, you know? I I I can control myself.
>> I hope I hope you do. The thing the thing that I do is I eat I eat. >> The thing that I do is that I eat and I try to work it off and I'm I'm lazy about it. So yeah, >> you don't want to become obese ba
because it's easy to eat but it's so hard to lose all the weight. >> It is so hard. >> I'm telling you. I'm never being fat, obese, or anything like that, but I know what people feel like. I know they love
to eat and once they find themselves obese, overweight, it is so complicated for those people to lose it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, there's Patrick New York in the chat acting like a dumbass. He said you guys are
He's calling us idiots or something. Patrick New York. Uh Patrick New York. Uh I'm not an idiot, but half of my brain is. So I don't know what to tell you about that one. >> He said we're hitting it off. We should
move in or some is like two idiots or something. Patrick, New York, weren't you? Pat Patrick New York was over in Billy's channel. He was over on Billy's channel sucking Billy off all day and all night. And now and then Billy kicked him out and now he's looking for a a new dude to suck off.
>> I don't know. Patrick, New York. You know, the only thing I like is my beard women and my tobacco. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I mean,
>> Patrick New York, get your ass on here. >> Get your ass on the panel. Patrick New York. I want to see your beer belly. Patrick New York with your beer belly and your gross facial, you know, face beard. It pro Patrick New York probably looks
probably looks exactly like Billy like Billy Hayden. They're probably twins or something. >> Patrick New York, come on the panel and show me your tits. Yeah Patrick, New York. Let's see your Let's
see your grotesque uh body features. >> Let's see those airbags. >> Yeah, there you go. >> What happened to Psyche? Psyche abandoned us. He abandoned us and left us out here in the cold. >> Psych Psych is weird, bro. He's
like he never participates anymore. He's just I don't know. >> He's like in a he's like in a haze. Like he's in a funk right now because like I think uh a couple of his friends kind of uh gave him the cold shoulder. So now he's like in a he's like in a in a funk right now, you know? He's like in a
haze. He's kind of he's like sad and stuff. >> I don't know. But uh he he doesn't seem to want to participate. Yeah, Patrick, New York. Oh, you're 170 pounds. Yeah, I don't think so.
You don't You're not 170 lbs. You never been on camera before. You're probably in a wheelchair or something. Your belly. I'm 170bs. Yeah, my ass. You're 170 lbs. Your h half your body is 170 pounds.
>> I don't know about these people, bro. I don't know about these people, bro. But most of these people, bro, they're I don't know what the is wrong with them. At least you At least you came on on cam a few times here and there. You come on a cam. You You go on cam here and there. Patrick New York just this
Patrick New York calls people call me a loser and then he calls me a dick right now. What what a loser this You see, you got to be careful from this You know, Otto, there's a lot of and a lot of lot of on the on the internet. You know, you got to be careful sometimes, Otto. There's a lot
of on here. Well, I've seen you more than a few times on cam, Paula. And I like and you know what? You know what? It's good to talk to a person. It's good. You might not want to come on camera every single time, but
I've seen you on camera more than more than enough time. More than enough. Yeah. >> Oh, look at look at this Patrick in New York. Be careful, Paul. What are you going to do? You're going to pull my pubic hairs out one by one and you're going to stuff it up your ass. Come on. If If you can If you You're telling me to be careful? You can't even come on
camera. You're a Patrick New York. You suck on Billy's dick for like like a like a couple like a one year straight. You sucked on Billy Hayden's dick. And then after you sucked on Billy Hayden's dick, you came here. Now you looking for a new dick to suck on, right? Am I
wrong? Tell me I'm lying, >> bro. Bro, in the first place, once that they once they decide not to came up is for a reason. All right. So, there you go. Patrick, New York. Unless you can
come on the panel, take it easy. >> Yeah. You see, he's trying to make fun of you, too. He's saying that you go outside and you drink in the corner and that's your idea of going outside. At least Otto's on camera and he's not he's not he's not an
like you, you know, talking behind a keyboard. You're not just like, you know, he's not he's not trying to like not show himself like you and Ji or whatever. >> I don't know. I shouldn't I shouldn't even bring up Jay-Z because Jay-Z's probably watching right now.
>> Honestly, honestly, I like to party. So, I like I like to have fun. So, whether that's going to be outside or inside, you're going to catch me having a blast. Trust me. Trust me on that one. Yeah,
>> Patrick New York, you're the fool. You're you're in a chat with nobody in the chat and you're talking to the people on the panel. So who you're the fool right now, Who's the fool? Fat ass. Patrick New York. Hey, Patrick New York. Be careful.
Be careful. You're a 80year-old. What do you What? Who's scared from you? You're an 80-year-old that hangs out with people like Billy Hayden. You sucked you you sucked on his dick for like a year straight and you got kicked to the curb and now you're looking for another dude to suck off.
>> You're you're you're dick you're you're a You're in J's chat sucking on J's sucking on J's uh you know sucking on J's too. Yeah.
>> Uh, can I open up another beer or no? >> Yes. Open up another beer. >> You live Oh, here you live in a hotel, >> Oh, really? >> You want to see something funny? They
don't. These people are so They think they they doesn't know the stu the difference between a studio apartment and a hotel. They're retards. All these there's a bunch of retards all over the place. >> Well, I used to think that you lived in a hotel.
>> Yeah, but then when I told you And then I told you that it's a studio, furnished studio, you know, and then you believed me. These people are they can't even like even when you tell them they can't figure it out. They're stupid. >> I don't know, man. Some people Some people Some people don't know how to
take in. They only want to take out. >> They only want to what? >> They only want to take out. They don't want to They don't want to take in anything. They just want to take out. >> Right. Right. >> What are you making? You're making some uh You're going to cook something right now?
>> What? Who? Me? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should do a cook. Yeah. Yeah. I'm asking you. Are you What are you doing? Are you cooking something? >> Me? >> Yeah. You? >> Oh, no. No. No. Um I got to open my beer, bro. >> Oh, okay. >> I don't >> I thought you were in your kitchen. You were going to I thought you were going to whip up, you know, whip make something.
>> Well, no. I I went to my fridge to grab my beer. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't eat. I don't eat. >> I don't eat. >> You Yeah. You don't eat anything. All your food is just like, you know, calories from the beers. That's your food basically. In the past in the past four four five
years that the that arrow has been around nobody can say that they seen me eating. Nobody. Nobody. They can say that I bought pizza for other people but they can never say that I >> They can never say you eat food, but
they can say that you eat the Right. But I eat food because I need to. But only because I need to. >> Yeah. >> Only because I need to. I eat food. That's the only reason why I'm 127 pounds.
>> Yeah. That's that's that's >> You weigh less, you know. That's That's not a lot. You weigh less than like a than than average woman. You weigh less than the average woman. I'm 5 foot one. I'm a short person. But you know what? If I wanted to become fat,
I can do that, too. But I don't want to. I decide to be 5 foot one and skinny. >> Right. Right. I get it. >> That's what I decide. I decide to be 5
foot one, slim, skinny, slim, nice, handsome, very clean, very presentable, very nice. >> That should be your username. Auto slim. >> Auto slim. N >> auto slim.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Never. I love I love my name. Fire. Fire. Yeah. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. I love it. That's That's my original. That's me. Fire. Fire. >> Patrick New York. >> Patrick New York. Nobody's Nobody's on government cheese, Maybe
you and Mary Bernie. Yeah, you guys are. Yeah. You don't have to put your name on somebody else, though. Patrick New York is trying to put names on people. So, you know, >> used to be firefighter and then I changed it to auto. My real name auto
>> Patrick New York trying to put jackets on people. Yeah. Yeah. You put jackets on people. I heard I think I heard Sam Man talking like that like you know that you know he talks like you know that's the way he talks. He's like yeah you can't put jackets on people. >>
>> Well, let me let me try something. Patrick New York from Brooklyn. Patrick New York from Brooklyn. >> Patrick called you a shrimp. He said shrimp. >> Okay. Well, Patrick New York from Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. >> I I think Patrick New York is Billy. Or
is Billy's like uh Billy's twin brother or something? N Billy is Billy. Patrick New York is Patrick New York. >> Although Although >> Patrick New York, what are you doing? And you're sitting on your couch with like you're you got like uh what do you call it? Cheetos in your mouth hanging
all over your all over your body. You got Cheetos and you're sucking down a like a like a wine bottle. You're like a wine mommy sucking down wine and Cheetos. What are you doing? Why don't you come on camera? >> Although none of us Although none of us
have ever seen Patrick New York on camera. Never. None of us. >> Yeah. Never been on camera. He said that people have seen me. Many people seen me. That's a liar. >> I wonder I wonder if he's black. I wonder if he's black like Angie. I wonder.
>> He probably is. Yeah. I mean, being from Patrick from New York. I mean, I don't know. Maybe he a like NG. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe he's got swollen
feet. 24 seven. I don't know. Who knows? I don't know. >> Yeah. So, what what what do you what did you have for dinner anyways, Otto? Did you have dinner yet or no? >> No, but I got some bananas for Patrick New York. He might want to
>> shock on some bananas. That monkey. >> Yeah, Patrick New York. We're going to put some bananas up your Patrick New York. >> Bananas up your ass. >> And down your throat. Patrick New York. Monkey. monkey.
>> Mhm. >> Guess what? I'm not even gonna >> We're gonna We're gonna We're gonna >> Yeah, Patrick New York, we're going to stick the dildos up your ass. Ah! Ah! Stick it up your ass. >> You know what, Popper? I'm not even going to bother peeling this goddamn
banana. I'm just gonna shot them right down his throat. Patrick, New York, get ready for some banana. monkey. >> There you go. Otto's getting the hang of >> He can do this all by himself. He can be this.
He can be the host. He knows He knows exactly what he's doing. He can be the host of the show, dude. Yeah, >> don't worry about it. You know what? I'm a very patient person. Very patient. You don't even need your own channel. You can come on Sykes channel and you you're already you this this this is like basically
>> you're basically running a channel right now all by yourself. So >> honestly right now >> honestly poppa that brings me back to when baby Hayen came on the goddamn panel. I was like,
"Bro, if I decide to run a stream, I will get 200 right away." Right away. >> When you get only two,
you know, because I I would I would if I decide ever to run a live stream, bro, I will get 200 big time. big time, >> right? >> I will get 200 last, bro. Because because you know why? Because if I were
to run a live stream, bro, trust me. Trust me. Trust me. >> Oh yeah. Patrick New York said, "Out, grow some balls, little man." Otto is five foot. Ah, he's trying. Look at here. That old man's trying to talk Ah,
Dude, >> these people are lucky I'm on my phone. >> They're lucky I'm on my phone cuz I don't like to really push buttons on my phone to get to the sight shot. I really don't like to waste my time. >> Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Patrick New York got kicked out of Billy Hayden's chat because Billy Hayden's another psycho. He's another psycho. You know, when sometimes that happens. Psycho and psycho fight with each other. And you know, >> honestly, I don't know what the
that was all about, but I don't think Well, I don't I don't really come around at Sykes channel, not so much. But for Billy Hayden to show up on Sykes panel, bro, what the are you
doing bro? >> Well, he thought advertisement over there in Vegas. So, he came up on here. >> Uh he thought he was going to get something. >> Yeah. He He thinks, you know, anything happening in Vegas, he reads it. And you know how it goes. He's like one of those weirdos. >> He thought he was going to get
something, but he got nothing. Nothing. >> Something for nothing. >> Something for nothing. No Wow bro. bro. I'm telling you, bro. I don't like I don't like channels, bro. I don't like
people, bro. I I only visit I only visit certain people. Sometimes certain people just to make them mad. Just to make them mad.
>> I'm telling you, poor Sheper. What was that? >> Uh I I was saying I'm telling you, poor Shepa. Uh tomorrow is Monday, bro. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Are you going outside to Do you cook? Do you even know how to
cook? >> Yeah. Yeah, I know how to do all that stuff. Yeah, it's easy, dude. You get an air fry. Do you have an air fryer? You use an air fryer, dude? Nope. >> I don't I don't No, no, I don't have an air fryer. >> Yeah, dude. Get an air fryer. That is like good. You can do anything in an air fryer.
>> So, like tomorrow, Monday, are you going out to do some grocery shopping and some stuff? >> Yeah, I do that every I do that every day. Every day I go do something. Yeah, I do that every day. >> I thought you said that you don't leave your apartment. What was that? >> I thought I thought you say you don't leave your apartment and stuff.
>> No, no. I said I hate to leave. I hate to go outside, but but I you know, but I push myself and I go outside all the like every day, you know. >> So, you're going tomorrow to get some groceries? >> Oh, yeah. Every day I do it. I do everything. I do that all every single day. Yeah.
Have you done your Have you done your laundry? >> Uh yeah. Yeah, it's close by. So I do Yeah, the the laundry is like next door, so I just go I just go do it. >> Just to get an idea of what type of dude you are, tell me the honest
truth. Tell me the honest truth. What kind of shoes do you wear? >> Well, I got Nike. Uh, some Nike thing is right there. You want to see them? You mean? >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh, you want to see it? Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You want to see it? Okay. >> Yeah. >> I didn't want to turn I didn't want to turn on the camera. All right. Well, >> hey, don't worry about it. You've been on camera before. Ain't nothing. Ain't nothing
>> Yeah. There. See? >> You see it? You see it right there? >> Where? >> Right there. >> It's dark. Okay. >> Yeah.
>> Put it down lower. Put that your your camera lower. Oh, there you go. Boom. >> Boom. >> And then I got >> And then I got these I got these is the um what do you call it? The Sketchers ones that you just slip in, right? So this is another one.
This is another one right here. >> Yeah. >> Nice. >> Nice. >> Yeah. >> Oh How do I Hold on. Nice. >> Now, now tell the people, tell the
people, Paul Shepa, what shoe size you are. I guarantee you're 10 and a half. >> I No, those are 12 right there. It's a 12. >> You You wear 12? >> Yeah, those are 12s. Yeah. >> How tall are you?
>> I'm not that tall. 510. You fight 10 and you wear 12. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I I wear like sometimes I have these big socks, right? So you Well, one of the shoes is a little bit big. Like the Sketchers is kind of is kind of big, so
I have to wear bigger socks. But the other the Nike one is my size. Is exactly my size. But they're both 12. They're both the same size, though. For a 5 foot10 man, I would guess that your your feet would be around
10 and a half, 11, >> 10 and yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know what happened. Like, I I think my feet I think my feet grew because I used to wear like a 10 and a half, 11, right? And all of a sudden, I bought like 12elves for some reason. I don't know, something weird. I think my
feet my I think my feet got bigger. >> Are you lying? >> No, I'm not. Like I'm usually like an 11, so like But this time I bought a couple of shoes that were twelves. I just I just they just felt like they were fitting me, so I just bought them, you know? >> Jesus Christ.
>> Maybe my foot got bigger. I'm not sure. I'm not I don't know. It's weird. >> I don't know. shoe shoe size 12 on a 510. I don't know about that one. I don't know about that. >> Well, yeah, it is. Like I'm not I'm not lying. I can like Well, I don't want to show you, right? But yeah, they're
they're huge. Like the Sketchers one that I showed you, that's a huge shoe. Like so. But like um it's not really is this the Sketch the the other one, the Nike one is the one that fits me really good. The sketcher one is kind of, you know, it's kind of big for me. >> Okay, let me ask you. Let me >> But they're both the same as well,
though. >> Okay, let me ask you this way. If I were to buy you a shoe size 11 sneakers, >> it would probably I would probably be 11 I would probably be 11 and a half.
>> You wouldn't fit in 11. I I think I could I could squeeze into an 11, you know, an 11 and a half. Yeah. Yeah. >> Goddamn, bro. I don't know, bro. You got some feet. >> Patrick New York says, "Listen to these morons,
>> bro. You got some big ass feet for being only 510." Yeah, I'm not I'm not that tall, but these the Sketchers that one that one makes me tall because like I think it's like a 3 inch heel. So it makes me a lot taller. So So like I look like probably like I'm almost like
six foot like with those on, I guess. >> Yeah. But I'm not talking about the extra inches taller. I'm talking about the shoe size. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> God damn. You're You got big ass feet. >> No, I don't. My actually my feet I'm
looking at my feet right now. They're not that big. Actually, >> if you cannot if you cannot see if you cannot see your feet into a 11 shoe size, you got big ass feet, bro. >> They're They're not that my feet are not that big to be honest. They're not that
big, you know. I think Philly Joe has the biggest feet. Philly Joe. >> Yeah. Well, Philly Joe is like six six foot four. >> Yeah, I'm short, you know. Dude, I'm short. Like everybody that lives around here is over six feet. So that's that's why I feel short around, you know.
>> Goddamn poor chapper. Are you calling me a goddamn dwarf? >> No. I know. Oh, look at here. Patrick New York said Otto is going to ask Paul's dick size next. Patrick New York said that. No, I mean I don't know. You know, there's some neighborhoods there's some
neighborhoods where there's like a there's like really tall people. Like this neighborhood around here is like one of those neighborhoods where everybody's tall. But if I go to like downtown LA or if I go to like for example like Glendale or Burbank, everybody's short, right? Everybody's the same size. Everybody's like five foot tall.
If I go to like Hollywood Boulevard, everybody's short. You know, if I go to if for if I go to like what about like if I go to Santa Monica or Malibu or Newport Beach or if I go to whatever like Huntington Beach, everybody's tall, you know? If I go to
like Anaheim, everybody's short. >> That's crazy, bro. You only You're 510, right? You're 510 tall, right? >> Yeah. I'm considered short because like everybody around me is tall, you know, over everybody's over six feet. So, >> poor sheeper. Poor sheeper. I'm 5 foot one.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean, like like my family members, everybody's over six feet tall and I'm the short one. I'm I'm always a short one because I'm 5'10". >> Damn. Bro, you ain't short, you're average. Yeah, because everybody's, you know, everybody's over six feet like on
my family though. >> What happened to Psych though? Psych just he just let you know he just let left us up here. That's weird. >> No, no, no. Uh Psych Psych is um he's doing something. He's busy. Don't worry about him. >> Wait a minute. Are you in the Are you in the bathroom, dude?
>> Yeah, I'm taking a pit. >> I'm taking a piss. Oh, d I gota I got to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Hold on. >> Okay. Well, I'm drinking I'm drinking beer. I got to take a piss. What do you want me to do? Explode? Jesus. I got to take a piss, don't I?
You want me to explode? You want me you you want me to explode? No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to explode. I want to drink beer and take a piss if I need to.
Oh, bro. What the you want me to do, bro?
expire. Not going to explode. I'm not ever going to expire. Never will I expire.
Never will I expire. I will continue to move on every single day. I'm going to gain power. It is me
against you. You against me. And I got and I got beautiful things going on in my life. Beautiful things.
You think I'm going to expire? You think I'm going to explode?
Little do they know that I'm a machine. Little do they know that I'm a machine. Little do they know that I am made out of wire and steel.
Little do they know that I have the cosmos.
Little do they know the Mai is open.
You want to know my destination? I'll tell you my destination. My destination is to go straight left then to the right. Turn around.
You want to know if I got a soul? You want to know if I got a spirit? I'll tell you right now.
My spirit, my spirit tells me lots of things. That's how I know that I have a spirit. My spirit tells me all kinds.
That's how I know I have a spirit. None of you can relate to that. You know why? Because you are clueless. Clueless. Clueless. Nothing about anything. You don't know
nothing about life. You don't know nothing about anything. Talk about having the key. Talk about cosmos.
Talk about talk about don't know anything about
I'd rather be a alcoholic than to be you.
Because once I'm done, I'm still going to have richness. I'm still going to have wisdom. I'm still going to be wise.
All of it. All of it multiplied. Multiply. Once I'm done being alcoholic, I'm going to multiply. Everything's going to multiply. Yeah.
I'm not worried. I'm 42, going to be 43. I'm not worried about anything. You know why I'm not worried about anything? Because I already have it in me.
I already have it in me to be everything to be everything to become anything that I want to become. And once I'm done this sha
everything is going to be multiplied multiplied.
We need trust. Cheers people. Cheers. Merry Christmas to everybody. Merry Christmas. Have a happy new year with you. You and yours. Merry Christmas.
Uh remember
I think I think some of you need to go back and watch the Lion King.
Some of you need to go back and watch the Lion King. Remember, remember
yourself is yourself against the whole planet. Remember, give yourself an opportunity. Give give them an opportunity.
Go wash the night.
Go watch the Lion King. Remember
Good luck.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Timber. Timber.
Christine got run over by a reindeer on our way back home from feeding hay. You can say there's no such thing as bad luck, but we all saw her prince in the sleigh. She was out there gathering baby
goats like some barnyard Santa in disguise with a burlap sack and jingling keys and determination in her eyes. Christine got run over by rain. Trotten fast through moonlight
winter mist. Sweet summer yelled girl, move your feet now, but the sleigh just would not be dismissed. They found her mittens by the mailbox and a single boot out by the gate
and a note that said, "Merry Christmas, buddy." Like the universe was running late. Some folks laughed and said, "Well, that'll teach her." Chasing baby goats on Christmas Eve. But sweet summer rolled her eyes and told them, "Y'all
are messy. Let the woman breathe." Christine got run over by a rear right beside the holly and the snow. Sweet summer swore she heard him snicker like lady, don't you know the
flow? Now the goats are home and feeling smug like they planned the whole chaotic scene. They're nibbling wreaths and stealing cookies, acting like they never heard of Christine. And every year when carolers start
singing, we all pause at that one icy bend. Cuz nothing says holiday spirit like a reindeer with zero respect.
Christine got run over by reeer, but she lived to tell it mostly fine. Sweet summer keeps the goats inside now. And Christine walks a straighter line. So if you're out there wrangling baby goats
with the sleigh bells ringing way too near, hold your snacks, watch your back, and stay out of the Rudolph's third gear.
What are you doing? What are you doing? No surrender.
No surrender. No surrender.
>>
>> Do not turn your head, pilgrim. The air is thick with omens and hungry eyes. Keep your heartbeat steady as a drum in the underhaul. No flinch, no tremor. But predators adore the taste of panic.
Chain reactions. Co like serpents around your ankles. The faction waits in shadow. Listening, judging, wondering if you will rise like a coming or fall like a forgotten prayer. Will you leave? Will you burn? Or will you finally face the terror that's been
sizing you up in the dark? I'd rather stand before the beast then crawl before my feet.
Run, they whisper high. Close your eyes. Do not disturb the ancient thing beneath your ribs. But I'm not filled quiet. I'm carved from storm bones and almond fire. In my greed there is no surrender
for the pulse of your life. Truth your fate. Whisper a warrior because I yield to nothing in this fight. There is no surrender.
Oh, no surrender. No surrender. Old panic is a con man with a painted grim. A rerun villain from a bad dimension. Trying to sell you doom on discount.
Live here in this exact breath. The doors are still open. The hourglass still bleeding sand to your doorway prophet. What will you be? A servant of dread or a survivor of the war
behind your sternum. Twist the mirror. See the distortion for the li it is. There is nothing you cannot rise above. When the flame inside you remembers its name. >> They said to coward to blindfold
your eyes to let the monsters slumber. But I am the kind that wakes monsters and makes them bow. Life or legend. What will you be? I won't regret my roar. My remains unbroken.
No surrender. Surrender now I push back my high soul. Surrender no surrender bre now I rise like a rod
stealing fire from the architect of fear. No surrender mark now. I take my power back. Piece by piece by piece. No surrender. No surrender. No surrender.
Run. I never close my eyes. Impossible. I walk with the creature inside. me. We're all friends now. Run, but don't run from fate. Run for the throne with your name on it. You choose, contender
or ghost. I won't apologize for becoming the tempest. In my kingdom there is and will always be.
No surrender.
>>
>> No surrender. Surrender. Surrender.
Surrender. Surrender. Surrender.
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