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Psyche hosts a sprawling livestream blending mythological deep-dives on Priapus and Roman phallic symbolism, live tarot readings, original songs, and chaotic panelverse community drama — featuring guests KZ and Vanguard, an AI-generated onboarding saga about the 'Alex mystery,' and a ritualistic reading from the Cult Codex.
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The episode opens with a narrated video essay [0:09–4:51] dissecting streamer Sam Man's 'open panel' ecosystem as a manufactured war zone where chat invents conflict and the host performs paranoia for engagement, collapsing when an AI ad interrupts and Sam Man begs his mod for Doritos. At ▶ 5:13, a poetic ritual sequence begins: 'The Gate Behind the Gate,' recited with lantern/mirror imagery. At ▶ 9:58, an 'onboarding module' audits the name 'Alex' — revealing nine conflicting database records including a managing mod, a boxer, a fashion consultant, and a Chihuahua with a disciplinary history; merge attempts fail, the record is escalated to 'a star' in the HR hierarchy, and reconciliation fails ▶ 13:48. Psyche goes live at ▶ 14:43, greeting chat, showing metaphysical items (obsidian obelisk, orone hearts of Ganesha and Pphanany, coffin nails) [16:46–18:30], pulling oracle cards [18:45–22:04], and discussing panelverse drama: NorCal asking for used period panties ▶ 42:25, RG's pizza deliveries to Beta [37:55–49:30], and Alex accusing Psyche of dark magic and Crowleyan spells [1:03:56–1:05:14]. KZ joins at ▶ 32:59; they banter about drag, trolls, and identity [31:43–36:40]. Vanguard arrives at ▶ 51:14; they debate Viking ancestry, Hanuman's swollen jaw ▶ 2:07:19, Roy Jay (a supposedly Mandela-effected 80s UK comedian) [2:09:04–2:25:47], and the Tavistock Institute vs. Clinic [2:52:48–2:57:54]. Psyche presents a 40-minute lecture on Priapus, Tintinnabulum, Fascinus, Vestal Virgins, the Palladium, Ancilia, and the fasces as phallic metaphor [3:19:24–3:44:44]. She reads from the Cult Codex preface and first gateway [3:44:54–3:48:16], performs original songs 'Welcome to the Cult of Psyche' ▶ 1:15:10, 'Soul Retrieval' ▶ 1:18:30, 'The Gate Behind the Gate' ▶ 3:48:36, and 'Ashes' ▶ 3:53:24. The stream ends with Vanguard burping, arguing about British vs. American English, and being dismissed [2:45:00–2:58:10].
The episode appears to exemplify the show's signature collision of high esotericism and low-stakes internet drama — moving fluidly from scholarly exposition on Roman apotropaic magic to chat-room gossip about used underwear and pizza harassment. This suggests the 'Cult of Psyche' framework functions as a meaning-making container for the chaos of the panelverse: by mythologizing the community's tropes (Alex as trickster, the 'star' as distant authority, the 'gate' as threshold), Psyche transforms interpersonal toxicity into ritual material. The repeated 'onboarding' videos — bureaucratic, glitchy, recursively self-referential — appear to parody corporate onboarding while genuinely building an internal lore. The Priapus lecture, delivered with deadpan academic rigor alongside coffin nails and orone hearts, continues the pattern of reclaiming 'taboo' or 'obscene' ancient symbolism as empowerment. Vanguard's hostile skepticism (denying Viking heritage, insisting on Tavistock Clinic over Institute) seems to serve as a necessary antagonist, sharpening Psyche's performance of conviction. The episode suggests the host's authority derives not from control but from willingness to hold contradictory modes — scholar, troll, priestess, victim — simultaneously.
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Psyche delivers a deep-dive explainer on 'hate bonds'—psychological phenomena where online communities unite through shared animosity toward a target—using the IRL streaming community as a case study to examine digital conflict mechanics, monetized hostility, and real-world psychological toll.
Episode 1782 examines how the whistleblower INX exposed coordinated harassment campaigns within a streaming community by archiving deleted content, unraveling false narratives built by creators like Beta and her enforcer Sandman through leaked DMs, chat logs, and forensic digital tracking.
This episode does not match the stated description. Rather than celebrating baldness, the stream features chaotic panel discussions involving community drama, harassment allegations, and interpersonal conflicts within an online streaming ecosystem.
Episode 1854 opens with Psyche's extended poetic performance about feminine archetypes and spiritual transformation, followed by casual panel discussion covering membership restoration, community dynamics, personal conflicts with other streamers, and extended philosophical conversations with guest Apollo about geopolitics, media manipulation, and online culture.
Psyche reacts to a heated clash between RG and Samman from 'Pack Yourself Up,' then RG calls in to clarify the misrepresented context around Beta, leading to discussion of online drama manipulation and out-of-context clipping.
A 6-hour open panel livestream descends from internet drama into surreal chaos, exposing the power dynamic between a theatrical host, volatile guests, and an anonymous audience that drives escalation and forces departures.
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is crashing out again. Vicki left the back door wide open. When a streamer named Sam Man logs onto his broadcast, he announces that there is a war out here, a landscape of open hostilities with his ops. Hearing that rhetoric, you might expect a highstake standoff. But the reality is a man sitting alone in a
room talking into his computer monitor on a quiet Friday night. Inside the borders of that stream chat window, every typed comment, dropped connection, or minor disagreement is treated like a geopolitical crisis. A live stream is a closed, fragile ecosystem. To keep an audience engaged for hours without a script, a broadcaster must constantly
generate conflict to keep the production moving. Enter Sam Man. He operates as the theatrical ringleer of this digital space, broadcasting at an absolute baseline of paranoia and hyperaggression. He spends the early hours of his broadcast playing heavy thumping rap instrumentals to hype himself up. He warns his audience that because there
are multiple battles happening at once, he has to be on it even more to defend his territory. He acts like a soldier trapped in a trench. Yet outside his window, there are no ops lying in wait. He is completely safe inside his room, staring at a lens. Saman is a general demanding a battlefield. Because a real
one doesn't exist, he relies entirely on his chat to invent the warfare for him. The stream's ecosystem is organized into distinct operational tiers defining the relationship between host and participants. Directly beneath the ring leader is the first tier, the ops. Tonight, viewer Vicki is designated as the primary target. The broadcast begins
with Sam Man launching a furious tirade. He claims Vicki up multiple times, leaving the back door wide open for enemies to attack. Vickiy's supposed act of high treason was simply posting an Instagram story. In the logic of the stream, this mundane internet behavior is presented as a cinematic betrayal. Positioning a regular follower as an
enemy of the state provides the immediate narrative stakes necessary to hold viewer attention. Below the ops are the instigators. This is where participants like Alex enter the picture. Alex's designated role is to get people in trouble. Sam man leans into the persona playing the weary mob boss warning his erratic underling to
behave. Then there are the wild cards. A viewer named Psyche never appears on screen, existing purely as a dark rumor that he is crashing out again. These secondary characters inject unpredictable variables into the broadcast. They provide the accusations and offscreen threats that force Saman to constantly improvise his reactions.
The constant agitation from these characters provides the raw material Saman requires for his daily performance. The manufactured drama reaches its peak when Salmon issues a sweeping declaration. He announces an open panel even for the ops. In the live streams language, this signals the ecosystem is fully primed for an
explosive confrontation. But the war drums are abruptly silenced by an audio glitch. Out of nowhere, an AI commercial for Thompson Reuters interrupts, featuring a voice bragging about being an intellectual smoke show. The ringleer's authority instantly evaporates. He loses track of his audio feeds, asking the void which voice is
his before desperately asking his Verizon connection if it can hear him. Minutes after threatening his enemies, Salmon is shouting for his moderator, Christine, begging her to raid the pantry for Doritos and angrily refusing jelly beans. The grand illusion of the digital war zone shatters the moment it collides with the reality of a host
struggling to manage his browser tabs and his snack intake. The tension from earlier in the stream evaporates almost immediately. Sammon transitions from claiming he is at war to radiating all happy vibes, abandoning his bitter rivalries in a matter of minutes. These grudges function as highly combustible fuel designed to run the entertainment
engine for another hour. The ring leader and the chat exist in a perfectly cyclical relationship. The viewers provide the rumors and the technical fumbles while Salmon refineses those moments with his outsized theatrical reactions. This dynamic raises a structural question. Does the streamer control his audience or is he entirely
at the mercy of the drama they provide? Neither is in control. They are locked in a symbiotic dance that only stops when the internet connection finally drops.
>> >> The gate behind the gate. Lantern in the left hand, mirror in the right. Every answer casts a
shadow. EVERY SHADOW HIDES A LIGHT.
I found a door and know stood a silver hinge inside the woods and quiet symbols carved in flame. And everyone pronounced my name. The Sphinx was sleeping by the stair with constellations in her hair. She asked me what I knew for sure. I answered nothing anymore. Run the mask. Another face
beyond the map. Unmeasured space beyond the voice that says believe. A quieter voice says look and leave. Open the gate behind the gate. ENTER BEFORE THE HOUR GROWS LATE.
Carry the lantern. CARRY THE DOUBT. TURN THE mirror inside out. No thrown above us. No need below. Only the questions we follow. Traveler. Traveler. Don't be afraid. You
are the path. The mystery made. The mystery made. I across the hall of mirrors twice. The first reflection off advice. The second swore that it was truth. The third were memories from my
youth. The lens and bear a raise one hand. Do not confuse the map for land. A polish line may brightly gleam. A fact can wear the clothes of dream. Seven pillars beneath the floor. 10,000 whispers behind one door. Psyche turns where the night winds blow. GUARDING THE THINGS WE CANNOT
KNOW. OPEN THE gate behind the gate. ENTER BEFORE THE HOUR grows late. Carry the lantern. Carry the doubt. Turn the mirror inside out. No thrown above us. No need below.
Only the questions we follow. Traveler, traveler, don't be afraid. You are the path. The mystery. >> Curiosity the flame. Compassion meet the name. Integrity hold the line. Humility unite the shrine. Wonder the sleeping sky. Discernment as the reason
why. Transformation shed the skin. The final gate is power. Then
who were you before the mask? Who are you when no one asks? What remains when certainty lowers its sword and BENDS ITS KNEE? OPEN THE GATE. Behind the gate, there is
no chosen, there is no fate. Carry the lantern, carry the scars. Let honest questions rearrange the stars. No final master, no final scroll. The living code breaks through us all. Traveler, traveler. Now you can
see the gate was never outside of the
outside of the Every mystery is welcome. Every certainty is suspect. Every question is sacred. The gate remains open.
>> One, you were warned about the summoning. Speak a person's name aloud and they will appear. The archive records this as reliable, a fundamental law of presence. We have been speaking this name for 10 months. We have whispered it into the void, shouted it
into the rafters, and written it on the walls. Yet nothing has appeared. That is not how it works. The silence is not a failure of the ritual, but a failure of the record. >> >> This is why we must audit the name of Alex. >> Welcome back to onboarding. You are viewing module 3 of nine. This is the
personnel continuity review specifically focused on the Alex mystery. Please stay focused on the data. Our database currently holds 140 results for the name Alex. The duplication has failed. We are looking at a critical administrative redundancy that borders on the supernatural. We have identified nine primary candidate records.
Each represents a potential Alex. Observe. Record one, a managing mod. Record two, a band officer. The records are conflicting and nonsequential. Record three, a boxer. Record four, a guest with a slash record. Record five is simply labeled Alex. The merge functions are
unresponsive. We are clicking, but the system is resisting. Now observe record 9. This is a priority anomaly. Record nine is Alex the Chihuahua. This is not a metaphor. It is a 4-PB canine with a disciplinary history. The Chihuahua has one unbanned
incident. Contrast this with the officer who has zero incidents but is currently banned. The logic is consistent within the internal failure parameters. We know only that he came back. The empty chair remains empty, but the record of the dog is permanent. We must now address the title anomalies within the
organization. Consider the organizational chart. Is Alexander the managing mod the same as Alex the fashion consultant? The fashion house connection has been informally ruled out due to lack of aesthetic evidence. The transcript is troubling. Alexander claims to be slow. He asks, "How slow am I?" repeatedly. This
video itself is a reporting entity, yet it reports to nobody. It is a closed loop. Moving to the financial review. We have two hypotheses regarding the missing 10,000 units. Hypothesis A, Alex won it. Hypothesis B, Alex built an internal casino inside the house. The classification menu has been
updated. This incident is now marked as humorous, cannon, and speculative. We are covering all administrative bases to ensure maximum ambiguity. We have gathered several artifacts. A gallery of empty frames titled Untitled Alex. They represent the visual void where a
personnel photo should be. They are elegant yet useless. We attempted to generate a commemorative song. The process stopped at 70%. Credits exhausted. The song is incomplete, but it remains the only evidence with a chorus. The matter was escalated upward through
the moderators, through management, past the founders. It has now been escalated to a star. The star is a dark celestial body within the HR hierarchy. The star has not responded. The star is not required to respond to personnel audits. It simply exists burning in the
cold vacuum of the corporate prophecy. Reconciliation status failed. >> Nine merge attempts resulted in nine identical error tones. Alex cannot be established as one person. One is confirmed to be a dog. The star remains a variable. Corrective actions have been deferred. The action to
supervise the Chihuahua has been closed as the subject was adopted. Nobody knows who owns it. This is considered a success. >> There is one more record. It was just me all along trying to win Alex's heart any way possible, filing absences over and over under different names. So,
the weight of the void would lessen. Module 3 is complete. The head count is still pending. We will begin the review of the nine cats in the next cycle. Goodbye for now.
Hello. Who is warm today? Oh, hi Li Lola. Hi baby. Oh, I'm having a good day because um I rined my furniture. It's pretty cool. Hi Crystal. How are you? I'm sorry that things are going hard. RJ Oh my gosh, he's a Oh my gosh.
I know. Well, he does that kind of bad stuff. I know. I just don't Hi, Nancy. Hi. You did miss a little bit. I mean, it's like it's a little bit hectic, but you know, appreciate you hanging in there. I know. It's just a lot to follow. I mean, um Oh, that that video I just did that that was that was about Alex McQueen. I mean, there was nine Alex's in the database that won't reconcile or do you duplicate
right now? But I think it's like Alex the Chihuahua, Alex the managing mod, Alex the fashion designer, Alex the the cop, and there's five more of the Alex McQueen's avatars. Would I like to be a bottom for Chris K if you wanted that or top? I'm not really a bottom.
I don't know. You'd have to he'd have to have to, you know, be a little rough rough with me. It's okay, Crystal. It's okay. Hey, Crystal. You know, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Hi. Hi, baby. And it's like, I know the truth about myself. And it's like, you know, there's a lot of people that lie around here. They just like they like to troll and slander and like, you know, just say the worst things that will hurt you as much
as they can, but they don't know. They don't live my life. They don't walk in my shoes. They're just sitting most most of the time behind some avatar that then they never show their face. It might be 10 the same person for all we know. It could all be, you know, 10 lady batteries. Do I like it rough? Yeah, but I mean I don't want them to hurt me, but it's like right at the edge of hurting
me. It's right at the edge like like it's like I start to go black a little bit and then they like go my neck. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just kid. See, that's why I don't like sex because I'm just like such a I don't know. So, I made a little cute little tray uh of some of my metaphysical items. You can have a look. Hold on. Oh, okay. So, this is um
Okay. thing. Let's try. Okay, there we go. We have an obelisk. We have a little obelisk. I think it's made of obsidian or something like that. Is it made of obsidian? Maybe something else. No, it's not obsidian. I think it's like someone identify this. It's a beautiful blue right there. You see it? My nails are clean, by the way. You see the beautiful blue? What is that? It has like a like kind of like a capstone or something like that on top.
I got that. Okay. And then what else is on the tray? I have a little cute little like sterling silver tray that I have. Okay. And then I have this one is called I think this is called like Pphany's heart or something like that and it's like um it's uh you know orone. It's orone and then there's like all this metal and stuff in it like little like
and there's rose petal and stuff inside. I mean it's all kinds of like stuff put in there. Supposed to be really good energy. You're going to the police. Yeah, I had to go to the police recently too, Crystal. It's sad. Then we have this pin. I got this pin for like buying a tarot deck from Kickstarter a few years ago and I think it came with this pin. I think that's where I got this pen. Or else it just came with the penc. That's pretty cool though. The ink and
candles and cards. Uh, and then I have this one. This is called, I believe, the Hold on. Oh, no. No. So, this one is the heart of Ganesha. This one is the heart of Ganesha, I think. And this one is the heart of Pphanany. And it's a little black heart with like a little bit of red in it. And it's like the same kind of orone. This is supposed to be really good um energy to have around you. Like my nails
look good today. Thank god. Anyway, I mean, they look okay. I mean, it's like not I mean, just like at least they don't like, "Oh my god, >> like I said, what if I just worked at a chocolate factory and it was just chocolate under my nails?" Someone said, "Oh, no. We have it verified that it's Wait, you have a DNA test scraping my nails?" I mean, these people are just insane. I mean, what the hell? Hi, Lola.
Hi, baby. Um, let's pull some cards for the chat. These are just some cute little oracle cards. These are kind of just generals, but it's like a little fun way to start. Okay, Crystal Marie. Oh, Nancy Juice and Avana had a freakoff last night, Nancy. And everyone knew about it, but Black RG and Black RG and Avana are together. I know they're
together. I remember that part. They weren't at the freakoff, though. I mean, it's like I never invited the freak. I invented the freaking freakoff. I did. I invented that. Well, I kind of just copied it from P. Diddy, but I mean, I invented it for this community. And even Alexander Mayors has called um my channel the sex cult of the panel verse.
Hi thing that is. And so you know I don't know what else I need to say. I I hosted the first freakoff last year and then like I fell asleep and then beat and blogger and Nick Johnson left and then they went to her backstage and they all got doxed with their nudes. It was terrible. I mean it wasn't me. I was
asleep. Okay, hold on a second. Okay. So, let me find my Oh, there's my mousy. Okay, here we go. Yo, thing that is thing that is Oh, I heard you when you're saying I'm not at psyches that much. It's okay. It's okay. Just Just keep telling her that. I mean, geez. What does she care? I mean, it's I don't care. Why would you go? She does care. She doesn't want anybody here. She
doesn't want me modding. I mean, she's ridiculous. So, this one says, "Listen, there we go. We got listen. Black RG wasn't invited." I know because he's he probably just takes some pictures and bedoxes everybody at them. So nobody wants the person like that there. The secrets of the sea become apparent when we listen to the sound within the shells.
It's beautiful like it's the sound of the ocean and the ocean is a very beautiful sound. Why does beta care when random strangers are on the internet chat? It's so weird. I know. I don't know. I don't know. It's like I think that has to be like where some of our anger is coming from because you don't just get so angry with somebody if you just don't care if you don't you just hate them. I mean you if
you you care so much you love to hate them or so there's like just the same emotion as love involved in it there too because you love to hate, right? So um I don't know. I mean it's I just don't know. Um I don't really attack her that much. I mean, it's like I mean, I make a cute little AI photo and it's like she doesn't look that bad in them. I always kind of clean them up a little bit, but
she doesn't like that. And I mean, she doesn't like this one says voyage. I think that is. Pay attention. This one says uh see all or set sale for a new course. Veto is somewhat normal for the first start of streaming. Not sure what happened to her. I think it was the white claws. I think it's like there was one too many white claws somewhere somewhere in there and it just ruined everything. Okay, we also have ambition.
It says set your sights beyond the horizon. There you go. Ambition. Listen. Listen to your heart about something to do with your ambition. And you got another one. I see direction right here. I also have anchor. INX is a serial killer. Well, I don't know. Why isn't she in, you know, why isn't she caught? She is anchor. It says
keep yourself growing grounded. Sorry. Grounded. Okay. I can't read perfectly backwards. I'm working on it. Okay. So, that's the mermaid deck. Shout out to mermaid. Okay. And I was in um Saman's chat under several alts today. U I'm not telling you the
last one because it's it's it's a good one. But the other alts, they were all hidden as soon as Lady Brie, you know, stopped do you know talking about Eldo for 10 seconds. That lady bathroom is just terrible. Elders the Predator. Elder the Predator. Anyone know his first stream? He started his second stream recently.
H I don't know. Um you can go to Panelverse VOD's on um on Rumble and all his uh all his shows are there pretty much. I got the one from yesterday there and that's what I made some of my videos from. Okay, while we're in a lull for a second, before we do the next reading, I'll just give you the part two that the one I It's only four minutes long.
Drop into this live stream for 30 seconds and you're hit with a wall of noise. Guests scream over one another, firing off rapid fire threats and bizarre occult declarations before abruptly storming out of the panel. Then, without taking a breath, the host pivots from an exploitive laden shouting match to a perfectly calm dead pan
advertisement for an AI app called Base 44. Welcome to the open panel, a casual chat room operating as a digital battlefield. Real world stakes are zero. Yet, the participants treat every digital argument as a life ordeath confrontation. In an ecosystem fueled by performative outrage, we have to ask who
is actually pulling the strings. Is it the theatrical host barking orders or the anonymous audience watching from the dark? To understand the ecosystem, you have to meet its apex predator. The host, Samman, operates the stream like a theatrical mob boss holding court, loudly dictating the rules of engagement for whoever dares to step into the
digital room. His hosting style oscillates wildly from second to second. One moment he's aggressively barking at rival streamers he calls ops and the next he is demanding his moderators find him a specific brand of jelly beans. Sammon relies on the swarm, the live stream chat. This audience functions as an active intelligence agency and a digital jury constantly scraping the
internet for dirt and feeding new targets to the host. This creates a constant underlying tension. The host needs the chat to supply the drama that sustains the broadcast. But a swarm of anonymous internet users is an inherently uncontrollable entity. We see exactly how this engine operates when a dispute erupts involving a user named Vicki. The chat surfaces accusations
that Vicki has been doctoring financial screenshots to deceive other users. The actual stakes of this conflict are tiny. The entire objective of the deception is to manipulate narratives and garner sympathy from other players inside a Minecraft server. Sam Man ignores the absurdity of the situation and treats the offense with the severity of a
federal crime. He loudly gloat about exploiting her information, repeatedly bragging to the panel that her metaphorical back door is wide open. His tough guy posturing hits a wall when the live stream's audio glitches out mid rant. The mob boss persona evaporates as he spends the next minute repeatedly
asking his co-hosts, "Can you hear me now?" Manufacturing these wars out of trivial grievances is the primary engine of the stream. By blowing up Minecraft drama into an epic saga, the host keeps the chat engaged and maintains the illusion of high stakes. That illusion shatters when a wildcard guest named Alex hijacks the panel. She completely
derails a standard internet beef by turning it into a psychological thriller directed at a user named Psyche. Alex doesn't accuse Psyche of anything normal like doctoring screenshots. Instead, she claims Psyche is actively attempting to cast dark magic spells on her. She grounds these bizarre accusations by referencing Alistister Crowley, the
infamously theatrical early 20th century occultist, demanding to know how Psyche plans to incorporate Crowley's practices into her dark magic. Alex then issues a dire warning to the entire chat to avoid a secret organization she calls the Temple of Amra. She insists this is a highly dangerous group and inexplicably
links its creation directly to Hollywood actor Wesley Snipes. Alex paralyzes her targets with sheer confusion by introducing surreal unprovable accusations into an environment built for grounded arguments. She weaponizes the format itself. The strategy works perfectly. Psyche's attempts to defend herself against the dark magic
allegations collapse into a complete crash and she abruptly abandons the live stream in frustration. Another user, Eldo, attempts to step in as a peacekeeper. Alex neutralizes him in seconds by dragging up his past and dismissing him as a failed adult film star. With the panel destabilized, the chat realizes its own autonomous power.
The swarm systematically bullies a guest named Christine, spamming the chat until she is forced to pack up and leave the stream. While the chat is busy purging guests, Sam man sits completely oblivious to the mutiny. Right in the middle of the meltdown, he awkwardly reads a sponsored ad for a Lenovo laptop available at Best Buy. The dynamic of
the ecosystem is exposed. The host provides the arena and the microphones. The chat executes the sentences. By the 6th hour mark, the structural toll of the open panel format becomes obvious. The combatants are completely drained and the aggressive arguments devolve into total nonsense. As the guests
stumble into a bizarre debate about panthers, Sammon makes a desperate, exhausted attempt to keep up his mob boss persona. He weakly threatens the remaining guests, promising to clip their audio and cook them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner the next morning. The open panel requires continuous escalation to function, forcing a
vicious cycle of host provocation, audience escalation, and a required host response. Despite 6 hours of constant screaming, the chat's appetite for conflict remains unsaturated. They continue to demand more targets in the text feed while the host visibly burns out on camera. The open panel operates
as a psychological endurance test. The constant pressure of required escalation eventually breaks the person at the center of the screen. Which brings us back to the question of who actually controls this digital battlefield. The host exists trapped inside a cage of his own making. He is a vessel for the chat's collective trolling, providing a
voice for an audience that actually dictates the show's direction. The 6-hour marathon ends on a tragic comic note. The exhausted host sits alone in his digital arena, softly singing meow, meow, meow to himself, sweeping up the empty circus tent before the clowns inevitably return tomorrow.
>> Wow, that was great. Hi, sweetheart. I love you. Hi, baby. Guys, look up. Look, I moved my couch over here pretty much. My gosh, the puppy RVs collapsed. You're just listening. It was pretty good, huh? Um, Ghost of KZ. Are you KZ? Ghost of KZ. Or are you somebody
else? I don't know. I think you must be Ky because you're just as annoying as him. Who would have thought your ghost would be just as annoying as real? And it's not even like your real ghost because you're still alive. Who would have thought? Hi, babe. Maybe I'll put on my pin today. I'll just put I'll just put it on. My little cult leader pin. Yeah, Casey is such a flipflopper. He's like,
"Oh, beta." Oh. He's like kissing her butt every two seconds. Okay, this is my like my flight attendant pin. >> Well, you know, RG tells a lot of lies, too. RG's like, "Oh, look at this desperate uh, you know, sicko. This degenerate. Look at this degenerate. He's just desperate for attention. I'm
RG. I'm just like every chat I can go to and make as much noise as I can." Oh, it's okay. Come on up. I block you, R. I can't even see you anymore. You're so relevant to me. The mods can take you out if they want. Look, that's a cool pin. Thing that is, uh, wanted to have a freak off with Devana
thing that is, but she only had time for two men last night. Juice and Norcow. I mean, this Are you sure this is the Ivon? I don't think it's Avana Punchu. Are you sure it wasn't Abana Saku? That's her cousin. You'll survive, Bethany. You've checked in on killing time. New shirt. Yes, I It's like makes a new shirt. Just putting a new pin on it, right? Thank you. Listen, I don't
get involved in the nonsense. Your problems are between you two. I'm just a chatter. Well, then why are you keep getting involved in other chats and talking about me? I don't understand. Ky, if weren't involved, then you just be like, "Hey, hi. How are you, Bea?" Instead of saying, "Oh, I love in the chat." Yeah. you know, you don't like I mean, it's like even even I like, you know, if I if I have to go after somebody and I'm
a gay guy and gay guys are kind of allowed to attack back, you know, but even I I don't like to like really go after women because it's like then they just like they just start holding hands and and uh you know, singing like the sisterhood song and all of a sudden I have I turned into a frog or something like that. So, I just be careful. Hi guys. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding guys. It's just a joke. It's just a joke. I I had my picture when I did drag
recently. Not recently. It was how long ago was It was um and I was like 14 15. There I am right there. So there I am. I'm beautiful. Oh my god. Why is it all dirty? There we go. Well, Steve is a boring name, but it's short for Steven. That's a better one
because it has the word wine in it. Vine. Steine or steodor. Aren't I beautiful, though? I'm just beautiful. See the wig? I made the wig myself. It was a blonde Alvirra Halloween wig that I found in my mom's hat box and I spray painted it with actual spray paint purple and uh then I put it through the
washer once. It didn't do it in my my my um last uh my vegan patriot wig that I had on, you know, that blonde wig. I dropped that in the cat food and then I washed it and it turned into like blonde dreadlocks. This one didn't. It kind of just turned into more of the Alvirus style. So, it looked good except it was like a little bit like colorful. But Elva didn't have blonde hair anyway. She had black hair, so it wasn't even
like a correct wig, right? Oh, we have a guest. >> Oh, look at this sexy guy. >> Oh, buddy. >> Are you Professor Frank or is it KZ? >> Oh, how are you? >> Wait, hold on. Is my mic okay? >> You sound great. Did you get a new mic?
No, I just take the Bluetooth off. But why you saying I'm a flip-flop? I don't get involved with your nonsense with beta. I'm just >> Yes, you do. You're What did you Okay, Ghost of KZ. What did you type on my comment the other day that was totally unwarranted and stuff like that? What did you say? I look sick. >> That you strangled the cat. >> Did you say that?
>> Well, Bea plucked her cat's whiskers. You know, everybody I don't I don't even believe she plucked her cat's whisker. Maybe they'll fell. Let's just just assume they fell out. I don't >> Obviously I'm obviously I'm just trolling. I'm just messing with you. Like come on, dude. >> Well, I hate that. >> I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I really guys
text message. I got these text messages and they say I have AIDS. They say I suck my father's dick in hell and all kinds. >> I used to I used to get those text messages, too. Yeah. Some Somebody in the community uh likes to send text messages to people. >> I know. I think his name is his name is Fifth Sage because he's such a little He sends the exact same pictures that he uses for his own profile photo. >> Well, no, because
>> I've spoken to the person on on the phone. I don't >> RG does it, too. I spoke I spoke to that person, too. And it sounds like a little Oh, he hangs up 99% of the time. The one time he does talk, he just sits there, doesn't know what to say. >> Yeah, exactly. that too. I'm like, "Okay, you you want attention, obviously. So, you got my
attention like, >> but all you gonna get is my on my block list and reported to track uh you know, text now immediately. Where's is where is hiding because of all the mess?" I don't know yet. Department of Justice and filing her blackmail. I will, Crystal. I will. Um, does anyone have that number for speed dial on my phone, please? He's mad at everyone. >> It's just like a random text now number.
It always >> Yeah, I know. And it's so annoying because then I block it and then I just get another one. But but it literally says like, you know, f a g- o t, leave be beta alone. You graped um you know, KZ or something. I mean Yeah. I've gotten some of the most foul stuff. I've gotten like pictures of like Minnie Manson like
>> Oh, I get those too with with a razor bite of the vagina, right? >> No, I I never got that one. the one with the big ladder where she's like >> I kind of I kind of stopped >> leaning into the troll and playing stupid because you know I wanted it to >> Well, you don't need to play stupid. stop. Casey, you are stupid. >> Well, yeah. You know, >> I'm just I'm just kidding. That was so
mean. I'm I know. I'm I'm just I'm I'm dumb. I'm Come on. I'm just kidding. Okay. That was so mean. Um No, you're you're you're fine, Casey. You know, >> listen. Hey, I I saw Alex. She she was going live yesterday a bunch of times, right? And she I I guess she's convinced that you're a demon. >> Well, it takes one, right? The spirit of
Jezebel is technically not even a demon. It's like a like, you know, bunch of demons, first of all. And then second of all, >> you know, she's want Now she wants to say I'm straight. So what did she say? >> Yeah, she likes you. She She obviously she wants you to be straight. She wants >> obviously Okay, listen. I can like put She
on a like a like a picture of like Chris Kay on the TV screen and then maybe like you know look at that while I'm doing it and maybe it will work. I don't know. I mean it's like I'm really not not even that interest I like women as beautiful women not as like sex objects. >> Yeah, but I I think I think she would I think any woman would would be insulted by that if you had to put a picture of a different man.
>> Why do you think they hate me so much? Why do you think they hate me? I mean it's like geez. I mean it's like what did I do? I mean it's like you think I would have like murdered somebody. I mean it's like what beat is like oh like she wants to kill me. I mean literally oh and then Alex is saying I mean it's like the most ridiculous accusations have been levied against me. I know. Well you know you don't know about it. It's very private. You don't know about
it. Well it's so private Crystal that I just might tell you the whole story. So anyway no I haven't had sex in several years but um with a man nor woman. But I am gay. I mean, it's like I did date a woman for three months and that's the only person I dated, but that was just because she was a witch and you used menstrual fluid on me. >> Um, you know,
>> is that is that the reason you think? >> Yeah, I ate spaghetti and I fell in love. >> I think it's just the person. I think it's the individual that you fall for, whether it's a man or a woman. Right. >> Turns out she wasn't that great of a person. Hey, what's all this um all this talk going on lately about about RG now and
and Pizza Gate? >> Yeah. So RG was was he was found in the basement of that comic um the comic pizza parlor um sending pizzas to beat his house. You >> No. Hey, remember that was a big a big thing with pizza game. But but turns out that place never even had a basement. >> What? That's what they want you to believe. It's just like, you know,
remember the Alamo doesn't have a basement either in Pew's Big Adventure. It does have a basement. It's just not in the main Alamo building. It's >> remember some some kid went in there to try to expose it and caused a big scene. >> That was Peewee in the 80s. He came he came by to find his bike and it turns out there wasn't even in the basement because there was no basement. The psychic lied to him. >> But you but you know there's some
there's some truth behind that because that that's what that's what they used to do to communicate >> and and trade that stuff. They would use they would use pizza because C CP is cheese pizza. CP, you know, cheese pizza. >> What does CP stand for? Like computer. >> Cheese pizza. That's what they would use the lingo. What CP? You know, >> something else though, but I just I
can't figure out what else does it stand for? Something not very good. >> But you know, there's gonna be some tr but like uh >> calcium phosphate. >> I people are saying that that what happened? Ivana Ivana punch you had said something to Kate. >> No, I don't want to punch you. I don't want to punch you, Ky. I when I slap you sometime not punch you. >> I hope you don't want to punch me. Yeah,
he wast all the time going to the Alamo just to find it had no basement. But you know what? Because he did that he met that that um that that woman. What was her name? That woman in Texas. Um she spoke French, Ivonne or something like not Ivonne. It was Simone. Her name was Simone. He met Simone and then he ended up at a rodeo and then from the rodeo he
ended up on some movie set somehow and then he became a nun and then he um stole the bicycle back and eventually a movie was made about it. Oh, hey Jay Dog. Hey Jay Dog, hit the link. Where's Jay Dog? Jay Dog, hit the link. Did you hear I heard that Jay Dog had
like a a close encounter where he was like filling his gas and he got poked by a a syringe or something. >> Well, I know he he told me that today. He said he had to take prep for a little bit in there and that's that's like that's terrible. Imagine >> that's scary. I mean, it's scary if there's a needle in the in the gas tank. I mean, just be careful. I didn't know they could put them in there. It's
crazy. >> That's scary as man. I want to talk to him about that. Hey, you know what? You know what I say when I see you? Um, KZ. Hey, there's just a little prick over there. >> I'm sorry. >> RG's in chat, though. You said you had him blocked. You can't see. >> I don't see RG because I have him blocked. So, I don't see him. Everyone else can. Shout out RG. I'm not going to
ever see your comments again until you apologize to me. I like the movie he watched at the end, starring himself in the Mr. Mr. >> What's the guy's name? >> Mr. Mr. Anderson. Mr. I understand you have a phone call. Was there like one line in the movie of Maram? Hello, mister. You have a phone. It was like that was all dubbed. His voice is completely dubbed. It's so funny. What a great movie.
>> Is RG >> is RG allowed on on panel. >> Sure, but he doesn't come up. He doesn't come up here. He's just like He acts like a little >> He's He's been He's been pretty quiet lately since all this. >> Yeah. Ever since you he hasn't been around too much. Agre. You're afraid Kate will hear and unmod
you or something. Oh, Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman. Oh, you know it, Bethany. You got it. I'm How to forget that. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call. I saw that movie. I watch the movie about once a year, just like I watch like every um Christmas. I watched the uh the Christmas special. Peewee's Christmas special. That's a classic one. You Oprah's on that.
>> Did you see Did you see San M stream earlier? >> Oh, everyone was there. I mean, it's like gez. I mean, it's like >> Beaver and Norcal were going at it, huh? >> Yeah, but NorCal's right. I mean, it's Norcal for? I mean, it's like, geez. I like, what what is she going after mean, it's like then, you know, INX is telling the truth about everything she you know, she says. I mean, it's like, >> yeah, I missed the beginning of it, so I don't even know what they they were
going on about. Like, >> I missed a little bit of it, too. I just saw like, you know, Norcal was saying, "Oh, Beta had doxed him or something." Be like, she says she never doxes. And then it turns out like, you know, we have messages and everything. I mean, it just it's just it just >> Nocow was asking for for somebody's dirty period panties. >> Oh, disgusting. >> Well, you can ask um Lady Bath. I'm sure
she has some. You know, she probably has a heavy flow. Anyway, I know they were talking about toxic shock syndrome yesterday. I don't I don't I just got so disgusted. I was like, what is what is this? What am I listening to? A medical experiment? I mean, it's like I'm just Okay. Oh, can I put this up on my TV? Hi, baby. You see, I know I can't enable a chat overlay today. Nor any of the
great pictures I have of thing that is or anything. I had one of I had a picture of David Hasselhob I would like to put up. I can't I can't even put it up right now. And I can't add anything. This free Streamyard is terrible. Ew. What's E? What? NorCal um buying your period panties once. Oh,
>> Big Bethany. Who's Big Bethany? She's sexy. Oh, she is. She gives the best hugs. She's like a 600 pound woman that is obsessed with my show. >> Her name is Bethany. She's >> Ding. Hey, Ding. Hit the link. >> What else do you need to know about her? She's big. She's Beth. >> Ding. Was over. Do you see him? He was in Mexico on a vacation. >> Is he still in Mexico or are you back?
Thing that is. >> That's why I'm asking him to take the link. >> Everyone's saying he said they had to be unwashed. Ew. Period. I I knew NorCal was a freak. >> Oh, well, NorCal, I've heard about 10 times him telling stories about wanting to like, you know, like eat the pair of panties off of somebody and he doesn't doesn't care if they're covered in or blood or anything. I mean, it's like
the most disgusting stuff I've ever heard in my life. >> I'm sorry. >> I wonder I wonder if he prefers like thong period panties. >> Oh, yeah. Because it goes smells even stronger. It's like wooha. Like he does that he does that sound. Hey, white dog. thing that is he's in he who was thinking of this he was in Cancun or something. Tell you can tell you checked out you're ready to go
to the airport. Oh thing that is you've been with us for a lot of your trip thing is >> no problem. No problem. >> Come back to come back to Canada without a tan because he sat in the hotel room with us almost the whole time he was on the show. Oh, I don't know. Like he's 11 p.m. Oh, they don't have alcohol. They always sell alcohol in Mexico. They sell alcohol to kids at like four in the morning in Mexico. I mean it's like come
on. Come on. >> Hey Crystal. Crystal, hit the link because I don't know anything. I missed a stream with Ivana and uh >> Well, you have to Crystal said she doesn't want to join. I think you creep her out. Um same with a few other people. I mean, it's like I mean I mean guys, if you can take I mean, Casey's not a bad person. I mean, I won't let him hurt you if you want to come up anybody.
>> Oh, everybody knows me. Everybody I'm just a chatter. >> What? >> I don't get involved. >> This is not the This is not the show. Cheers where it's like everybody knows your name. Most people are like who the hell is KZ when I I bring you up and I was like he's the guy that died a few months ago but then >> Orl said he was in Avana's DMs. Well, you know
who's am I in your DMs Casey? I mean I'm in a lot of people's DMs but it's like not really like active in them. I mean just like a lot of people >> Yeah. But you do you believe it though? Because everybody's saying that now that they were >> I know but you said >> because they came out with it what Ivana and RG like E dating. So now everybody trying to bust balls saying, "Oh, remember when you sent me that dick picture of yourself, Kzy? Your
dickpick?" >> Oh, no. That was Groovy Jimmy's the the two-toned one. >> No, no, I saw Groovy Jimmy's boobs. And I saw I thought I saw the the other guy um Theo Theo uh Theo Camp or whatever. I forgot his name. Theo show me his dick twice. But what did you send me a picture of just your butt? I don't I
don't want to see that. Why would you send that to me? So gross. Oh, Sprite plus tea. It makes a drink. You just saw they have a Sprite plus tea. Why can't you just pour your tea into some Sprite or Sprite into some tea or I don't know. You're so stuffy today. Are you joining? Okay, so Chris Marie is a little bit not under the weather, but you got stuffy after night of drinking.
Were you But you know, how about next time you drink? Yeah, I must admit though, you know, usually Ivana is in in the chats, but now that people are talking about her, she's nowhere to be nowhere to be found. >> Well, like I her name her her name she or something or something like that. So So she can blend in more. Well, I think
her name was kind of shadowbanned anyway. I'm not sure. I just had never seen her for like months. It kind It kind of tells me that, you know, she was probably telling the truth and now that it came out like, oh, she's trying to avoid it and stay away. >> Well, I mean, it's like when was this? I mean, it's like she's been gone for months. I don't know where she's suddenly reappeared. I mean, it's like I don't I don't know. I mean, it's like I hope I mean I don't I don't know. I don't really don't care if RG sent a
pizza or not because it's like who cares? I mean, it's like she's made big deal out of a pizza. I I had like a 100 pizzas sent to my house. I had 100 scrap metal people. I've had 50 bags of concrete. I've had, you know, 20 pounds of manure. I Who cares about a pizza delivery? That that's it's done in two minutes. I mean, it's being being
>> What I didn't understand is why because I remember when this all happened when Beetle was getting the deliveries and then that Beeta and RG were going at it, you know, they they were both talking and Beetle was saying that, you know, it was him. He >> Well, I know she doesn't know she says, >> "But then the other day on the pizza." >> No, it wasn't. So, you know, I didn't understand. I didn't understand that Eldo was the only one who went up and
it doesn't make sense, which is like so much of this this panel. I mean, >> honestly, do you think RV would send pizzas? >> No. >> Well, yeah, he would, but not the one who does that kind of stuff. >> Waste waste of pizza people's time. Those poor pizza people. I mean, listen, these people make pizza for a living. It's not like the most glamorous job.
They're just trying to you know, sell sell some dough and and cheese for 10 bucks to, you know, make 10 bucks off of it. You're you're >> two pizzas cost like a hundred bucks. They were saying like, god damn, that shit's getting >> Well, must have had, you know, truffles and you know, one of the extra big bags of soda. I I don't know why it was $100, but you know what? It doesn't matter. >> Truffles and anchovies.
>> I wasn't like you have to pay. Hey, I mean caviar on the >> They would send me they would send me extra sauce and like peppers and I mean it's just like or like you know the spicy peppers and just like a ton of like extra sauce and jalapenos. I was like I mean I wouldn't even >> No, it's it's people that are still holding on to like the good old days when when that was funny. Like when remember when Cobra got the got the
delivery from McDonald's and like they would send him burgers with just no meat, just condiments and cat food. >> He ate pink cobra. He ate the cat food Cobra. burger. Like that would >> a cat food burger. >> How sick is that? That's disgusting. >> But like when you keep on doing it, it just it gets played out and it's just it doesn't have the same effect. >> I would be able to smell that burger and
be like >> you don't get the same laugh >> sort of way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Why would they How did who who sent a catfish burger and how did that or a cat burger or a cat >> Well, they they would send they would always send uh Cobra whenever he'd go live, they would always send him send him stuff, you know. And one time they sent him, you know, a Big Mac but with no meat. >> How did they get that? They they call it
McDonald's and say, "Hey, I want you to just get a can of cat food." And >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what they would send. And they would send just like random stuff like a can and this this day it happened to be a can of cat food and the McDonald's I have an idea of the burger and it >> Yeah. It's disgusting. Well, there's a woman on the show called um CheapKates,
Extreme Cheap Skates. And she likes to save money. She's like a millionaire or whatever. She likes to save money. So, she was was making her boyfriend lunch and she was pouring uh cat food out of a Friskies can onto a sandwich. What do you think about that? >> Yeah, that that I wouldn't touch like the dry. >> That is a great way to save all the money you save. Tuna is like $2 a can.
The cat food's a dollar a can. >> Like the friskies can cat food like >> But I I I would I would eat like the Now they got cat food that's like real food. It's like real real food. >> Well, I don't even But let's say that for cats though. I mean, it's like you know, you know, you know what I mean? They got it for dogs, too. Probably probably also the cat food is that cat that cat food is probably very very expensive. You can actually make
homemade cat food and stuff like that with like you know it's kind of hard because you have to >> Well, that's what I used to I used to get the cans of tuna. >> Oh, they'd be on sale for like a buck a piece. I get a whole >> Look at this sexy guy. >> All right, here we go. There's glow. Yeah, I haven't seen glow in a minute.
blowing homeboy. I can't hear you. Your microphone's off or something. You're so cute. >> Yo, what's up? What's up? >> What's up, bros? >> How you guys doing today? Yo, I took my girl out yesterday on a date. >> We went to go watch a movie and every We went to go watch the Odyssey. >> Oh, yeah. Was that good? Was it good? >> How was it?
>> That was I was crying, dog. That made me cry like twice. Legit tears. Yeah, but I remember seeing seeing the cast of that and and the woman they cast to play um Helen. >> It was it was a good cinema. You know how theaters are supposed to be you go watch a movie, you want actress to play real actress vibes.
>> Yeah. >> I felt like I was in there and >> Oh, good. Was um type. is in that movie like what do they cover? Do they cover like um either the witches on the islands? They cover they covered. >> What is the story line? What's it based around? Like the whole >> So I'll tell you what it was based on. The dude was lost. The dude wanted to
>> So it was after the war when he's coming travel. back. >> Trojan war. >> No. Yeah. He was in the Trojan war and and he was like there's more than I could live. Nefu traveled the seas and all his soldiers perished. >> Everybody different ways. One of them got them got killed by the cyclops. Some of them that got turned into pigs by the witch. I mean there's
>> Medusa. Yeah. All the >> That shit's real. And then he's >> Medusa. I mean, the one that you look at and she she turns. >> They're like, "You're gonna come back home. You're gonna come back home and everybody's going to die, >> right?" Cuz because Penelope, his wife, was like at home like and she would like niff. >> She was waiting for him. >> And then what happens at the end too? >> Yeah.
She ends up what like ending. He eventually comes back home. He eventually gets home. I don't want to spoil the story. >> Coming home and fighting the war. >> Well, I'm sure we all have read the book, right? When I was growing up, that was a mandatory read in in high school. >> No, I stole I stole the Mania's popcorn bucket. I didn't even want to see the movie. I stole that
display. Look, check this. >> It's Penelopey is the name of the um the white. Check it out. I stole the minions popcorn bucket. Oh, that's a Thomas the Train. Chris Lance in the front of that. >> I stole it. >> Is there a median in there? What is he doing? It's He's filming something. I stole it. I don't know. >> What is that?
>> What does that have to do with the Odyssey though? >> What What does popcorn bucket has to do with I stole it? I don't know. >> Bro, I grabbed that from the display and I was like, "Can I get two nachos, please, with cheese?" And I just walked out with it. >> That's cool. You should put Crystal An's like her in the back of it right now. picture in the front. That kind of looks Little
>> This for my girl. I just stole that from my girl. >> How much it cost at the movie theater? >> Uh, it was it was like it was like $12 to go watch. >> That's not too bad. >> And I watched it on IMAX. I watched the IMAX. >> That's fun. I want to go. >> That was loud as though >> because
>> when they were in the ocean. Yeah. >> Here's the ocean, the waves. >> Nature movies with IMAX. I see like the penguins. >> Like you feel like you were almost there type >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Right. I remember the penguins one. Psyche. >> That penguins one. Yeah. California >> What was it called? The walk of the museum. penguins or something. >> Yeah. March of the penguin. No, that was >> March of the Penguins. Yep. >> Animal Farm is a great easy read. Read
>> I'm gonna go to the beach today. All that by right. I'm >> Hey, you coming over to my house and we can uh you can >> Oh, I'm gonna go to Hawthorne. Yeah. Okay. Well, you're not gonna be there. I'mma be there at Roondo Beach today. >> You're gonna be in Roondo. Okay. I'll be >> Yeah, I'm gonna be at Roondo today. I there. took her out last night. I was like, "Babe, I'm gonna take you to the movies." And today we're going to the beach. I'mma take my little kitty. She
likes >> Okay. Well, I'll get my speedo. Um, >> I hope I see you there. All right. Psyche. >> Well, I mean, >> I'll buy you a pizza, bro. I'll buy you a beer and a pizza, bro. >> I got you, bro. me up and we can do do whatever you want. >> We could do we could do it on stream, too. >> Let's do it. Let's stream on.
>> I'm I'mma go to Redando. I'mma go to the beer. Okay. >> Okay. >> Beer for a beer. >> Yeah. I'mma go I'mma go to the pizza spot. I have a pizza spot right there at the You know, that is from Walahara. The that cooks the the pizzas. >> Oh, Chris Kay's friend. Oh, no. That no that is from my my hood. That from my my roots.
>> Mahada. >> Okay. >> I was like, "Hey, where you from? Why you Mexican?" She's like, "Yeah, I'm from Walahara and this where we cook pizzas on." >> I I was, bro, I used to like turn up in the pizzas in that pizza spot. Start that. >> You like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. So So perfect. >> All right. I'll see you there. All right. Psyche. >> Yep. I'll see you. I'll see you I'll see you in
>> I'm I'm gonna call you on Instagram. I got you on Instagram. on my phone. I love you. >> Wow. See, it's so hard to get guys to tell you they love you back. >> I'm surprised Sig hasn't hopped up. Isn't that >> Sig Sig spent like I think probably like eight hours on Alexander's stream yesterday, so he's probably tuckered
out. But you know what? He's he he was so well behaved. He fell asleep on her stream. Didn't snore. He said he he talked politely. He talked thoughtfully. It was totally opposite of how he acts here. I so I know he can behave himself. It's so annoying. He comes here, he shows me his vagina. I mean, it's like he goes to over there, he he talks about, "Oh, he thinks I'm straight and you know, I should be like, you know, you know,
>> he was he was pretty well from what I saw when he was over up on Alice, he was well behaved, too. Like he didn't >> I saw me like he usually does." >> And you know why? Because he's attracted because he was like he was asking to date her and stuff. She's like, "No." She's like, "You're a little bit too young for me." Bang. She's way like she blocked me because I I was just jo I was like a let she was talking about how
you're possessed by a demon. I'm like oh let the demon have him and she's like oh no I'm going to fight and get him back. And she blocked me for it. Well I mean it's like who's she going to fight? Like you know as dated Jezebel. I mean it's like this this is getting a little bit ridiculous. I mean it's like I mean really and I mean it's like who in their right mind would say that they're gay
when they're not? like you know, you know, it's not been the easiest life for me, you know? It's like it's been like a little bit, it'd be kind of easier if I just had a normal life and I can just blend in and like, you know, it didn't have to be this big gay, you know, weirdo in this world. But no, then it's like then I can't even be gay anymore. Now I'm >> It's clear because she clearly wants to be with you. That's what she wants. She
doesn't want >> You blame her. I mean, look how sexy. Hey, we guess >> right. No, you're right. Thank you, >> Psyche. KZ, what's up? >> Yes, sir. I was Oh, yeah. You were there, too. I was at this morning. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uhhuh. >> And I made made up um I gave him a What's that called? Like a little hug or something.
>> Oh, a dog hug. >> Thug hug. Yeah, I hug. >> You were over on clumsies. >> Yeah. This morning, >> you guys had a problem. >> Yeah. I can't be anything. I can't be gay. I can't be a reader. I can't be everything that I that I identify myself with. So now I have an identity confusion.
Okay. So >> what happened on the gas? Are you okay? Has that healed? Um >> Oh, yeah. Like about a month ago, um I was at a gas station pumping gas and somebody had taped a hypodermic needle. >> Crazy. Yeah, it's in it was in the news and every you guys could look it up like
look up hypodermic needles and um gas station pumps them so someone won't sick and they that really >> Yeah. Yeah. They taped it on the other end of the pl of the the pump and it wasn't just my pump it was other pumps too. So when you picked it up >> you think it was RG that did it cuz he's
been threatening to give me a >> You know what? It might have been RG. It might have been 100%. It could have >> He's in California, been. >> right? Like we'll all talk but I wouldn't want anybody that. >> Yeah. So, um >> that happened anyway. >> So, what happened is I called I called 911. I I went to the emergency room and they said, uh they get an investigation
and everything like that. They took pictures. Um the doctor says, "Um, here we're going to put you on prep." I go, "What is our PEP, whatever that is?" I go, "What is that?" They go, "It's for anybody who gets um poked." what uh intervenial you know things >> you know just in case it's to prevent HIV or AIDS if if there was on there
>> it's like a rabies shot for >> Yeah. Yeah. Basically that's what it is. And you take it for 28 days and after you take it you know you're okay. >> They definitely it's definitely like a a >> I'm glad you're okay but you know what it's like they need we need awareness about that guys. You know, you need to start wearing like a like chicken metal gloves at the gas pumps or just have somebody else pump gas.
>> Yeah. Well, I have my cousin I have my cousin. He's from El Salvador. I have him go and I just pay him like 20 bucks. I go, "Hey, fill me up my little my, you know, for my lawn mower one. Fill me up my my 20 gallon one and then I'll I'll just give you 20 bucks and just, you know, go do it for me." >> That's a lot of work. Your cousin has to drive over here.
>> Well, no. I No, it's from the one. It's He lives not far from me, but he could just come and he just go to the gas station around the corner if I have one right around the corner from my house. >> But did they test the needle though? Did they test the needle or did they just >> Yeah. No, they took the needle off of it as evidence >> and what they did and they took it they took it and they said my whole thing is
I'm more worried about the hepatitis because they said the likelihood of HIV the likelihood of get of getting HIV like that because they said once it leaves the body it it dies when it touches the air >> yeah it doesn't last long in >> yeah that's what they said and so I'm not really too worried about that I go okay cuz it it was exposed to the air and you know and so I'm more
worried worried about hepatitis. I'm more worried about other >> Yeah. No, that. I don't want no hepatitis. >> Might have done it. Joe Shipley might have done it. RG might have done it. We have some suspects coming. >> I didn't even like get I don't even like getting my like blood test. >> You like having your prostate exam? >> I've never had I've never had one yet.
I'm going to need one. I'm 42 now. >> Oh my god. You need one yesterday. I'll give you one. >> But they get a test, a blood test. I'm going. I'm Jay Dog is negative, so we're good. >> I'm absolutely happy that >> Yes, they say you should get you should
get um HIV test like every six months every year anyway. >> Oh yeah. No, I'm definitely going to keep up with that because I'm like, man, RG man, >> the thing is it's very difficult. I mean it's like people think that it was like so easy to get like you just like you know sneeze and they used to think you get it from toilet seats and like you know even having >> Yeah. People thought you get it from
silverware you like sharing utensils and stuff like that. No, you don't get it that way. >> No, it has to be like literally it has to be like introvenous or like through open cut or something. I mean it's very difficult to >> Yeah. Blood investigation. I don't know. I don't know. I mean it's like
Alexander had 33 prostate exams this year. Wow. Enjoy them. That's like >> Yeah. California has going to hell. It sucks over here in Cali. Well, Psyche, you know, um like Cali um we're living in California hell. We're all living in Cali hell. Well, it's
called, you know, Khali is like the goddess of like chaos and destruction in India. Yeah. It means black actually. Black means black sex, black magic. >> Yep. Which I'm being accused of right now. Alexandra said I was casting magical spells on her and I want to
start a sex cult. I can like, you know, do like sex magic or something. I don't know how that works. Damn, that's crazy. >> Yeah, she was How long have I How long have I known her? How long studying her? She's asking. I'm not I don't I was studying her. She came to me. I I I She came on my show one day. I never I I didn't meet her before that. So, I was studying her for years. She
thinks I was studying her for years. Like I was insane person. Oh, couldn't couldn't like lighten incense and like that basically be like a spell? Um saying hello, how are you is a spell. I mean words are >> Yeah, that's what I mean. Like everything >> spelling curse cursive the whole English language words. Yeah.
It all comes from like that. They all have or >> it's like basically the the witchcraft is basically like I would say like the most powerful witchcraft is basically like um what I call which is basically just like gossip and slander which >> even like alcohol they call like brew like >> they call the devil's they call the devil's bath water or something like that. Brew. Yeah. which is brew a brewhaha
>> like exactly you gota >> so it all comes from that because that's you know back in the day that's what people used to think they used to believe in that hardcore with all the pagan gods and all that you >> well yeah I mean it's like I have pagan know ancestry I have I have druid druidic ancestry and I also have Viking ancestry so I like I do vibe with some of the
like the folk traditions I would say and like the nature kind of stuff but at the same time I Don't discount anything really. I think you know I don't I mean I and I believe everyone should believe what they want to believe or you know it's there's something called belief. There's something called faith. Faith is like a kind of knowing. Belief is like a really hoping to know someday. You got to have
faith. Just remember that. So you like Alex at a medium rate of drunkenness. That's her sweet spot. I know she was too drunk when she got here and started yelling at me and stuff, but I liked her kind of when I was on Sandman's show and she was accusing me of like, you know, I don't know everything. How much do you think Norca would pay for the infamous gray panties? Bea. Oh, can you stop talking about Bea's um Bea's panties? She wasn't wearing panties that
night. She was actually She was She changed into them, but all I saw was Bush. I mean, it's like I mean that's all I saw. I didn't really pay attention to the color of them. It was dark, especially in that black hole in the middle of the screen. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's so rude. Hey. Okay. So, I I have another uh I have another um Okay. Anyway, what else? What else? Ky,
do you have anything else to say? >> No, not much. I guess that's it. >> Okay. Just I I want you to watch this quick transmission. It's about how it's about Christmas of last year. There was a very special thing happened. I don't know if you know this lore. >> Yeah, let's check it out. >> Here you go. >> Module one, an incident was referenced. You were told it was not covered in module one. That was accurate.
It is covered here. Understand that it is covered reluctantly and that some doors once opened do not close again before the new year. >> Welcome back to onboarding. This is module 2 of 9. The incident occurred on the 22nd of December 2025 at a petting zoo. It was documented across four transmissions
including a musical parody. This organization's standard response to a serious workplace event. One participant was steamrolled. Several parties are implicated. One of them is a reindeer. The remainder are goats. This module has been reviewed by no legal council of any kind. Module 1's council has resigned. There is never a test. The
site contains three categories. Category 1, humans, two present. Category 2, reindeer, one present. Status contested. Category 3, goats. Number unspecified. Referred to as baby goats. Account was never taken. account is no longer possible. The goats are cataloged in the bestie as entities, not
livestock. That distinction will matter in approximately 4 minutes. Party A, Christine, documented as a crypt keeper. Mystical but clumsy and confused. Her recorded activity is harassing baby goats. Party B. Rudolph, a disciplinary figure with authority over Christmas
proceedings. There is no record of who granted this authority. Investigators recover this line. Stay out of the Rudolph's third gear. The organization has elected not to pursue what this means. Party C, the conspiring goats, baby goats that appear to have orchestrated the incident. This
was an act of karmic revenge. Rudolph was not the cause. Rudolph was the delivery mechanism. The goats declined to be interviewed. Reconstruction. Tminus 12. Christine arrives. Tminus 9. Harassment begins. Tminus 4. The goats conspire. T0. In the words of the transcript,
Christine got steamrolled by Rudolph. Christine is on the ground. The goats are not. The incident occurred during Glitchmass, a corrupted, digitally distorted version of Christmas blending holiday imagery with streaming culture hexes and curses. Christmas was under attack from three directions. Alexander, Gothy, and a
reindeer. Only one of them was a reindeer. Post incident, the livestock formed a band. The bestiary logs, the Bleetles, and the Bleed Suits, a barn band that sold out a tour. The official statement reads, "We're all so proud of Rudolph." It does not mention Christine. She is still a crypt keeper.
President was found in Hindu cosmology. The god Dua had his head replaced with a goat's head as a lesson in humility. Recommended actions. One, establish headcount, deferred. Two, determine gears. Deferred. Four, do not mistreat baby goats. Item four is adopted. >> The archive has a word for this.
Mythmaking. The process by which real events are turned into legend where guests become archetypes. That is not a joke this cult told. That is simply what this cult does to everything it loves. Module two complete. >> There we go. >> What do you think, KZ?
>> Oh, very very good. Very good. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> It was funny. It was funny. >> It is funny. I mean, it's funny because it's true. I mean, she was steamrolled by Rudolph and I do have the song to prove it. Christine got steamrolled by Rudolph coming home from grandma's house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for sweet
summer, we believe she's been harassing the baby goats again. Okay. I don't I didn't forget the rest of the words, but I I'm pretty good at the song. Um Yeah. So, what else? What else, Kay? How have you been? Are you are you um >> Yeah, it's the same old I'm
prepping some food. Let me uh let me go. I'll be back in a few minutes. >> Okay, I'll see you in a bit. >> Okay, he's going out. Oh. Oh. Okay. Let's see. What do I have? I mean, I don't know if I still have my Oh. Oh my god. I don't have it yet. Okay. Um what do I have?
Oh.
Oh, I need to see what I have right here. Hold on. Okay, that's not going to work. Okay, cancel. Okay, you went to Alice's panel last night, but you were drunk as a little and dropped out when she brought me up. Thank you. I I saw that. Crystal, Crystal, thank you. because she was like trying to say like, you know, I'm I'm
I'm some kind of straight person. Like I told somebody that I love, the only thing straight about me are my teeth. >> Hi. What's wrong? >> Oh my god. Okay, so Christine, grandma. Oh yeah, you were here. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Well, you know, she is a
grandmother. I mean, it's fine. Embrace your embrace your uh your wisdom. And I mean it's like I don't think it's a bad thing. If I was the grandparent I'd be like so proud of it. I'll be like I'm grandpa. You know it's like she's like oh dear don't call me grandma and she is a grandma. So strange people are just so weird. I don't get people sometimes.
Um okay one second. I mean it's a beautiful thing. I mean, it means that you've not only had like, you know, children, but your children have children, and you're you're I mean, it's like you're going to probably like, you know, live on forever in the Zitgeist or whatever it is, right?
Um, okay. Where's my video? Okay, hold. Let me find something. So um wow, 175 views on this stream already. Wow, guys. Thank you. Can you guys hit the like for me if you don't mind? That'd be so cool because you know I need people to It was This is the one
with the has like the eat me drink me and I made salmon like the white rabbit and stuff. I didn't know if that would work but it did. Okay, so hold on a second. Okay, what do I want to do? Um, let's do this one.
going very slow. Okay, that sounds good. Well, maybe not. Let me go back again. Okay, that's that was a criminal empire ritual. Let me back even further.
Okay. Nope. Further further back. Oh, here we go. How about
back one more time? Okay.
Okay, this looks good. I'll be right back. I'll be back with KZ in just a moment on Psyches Nightmares TV.
>> >> I walked into the temple wearing Crocs and a velvet cake. Saw a raccoon reading tarot yelling, "Bro, your aura is great." Crystal ball was full of Mountain Dew and smoke. A skeleton DJ played the Lam and told a
dirty joke. I got none sold in lightning for $39.99. Said sign here in dragon blood and everything will be divine. Some dude named Kevin summons be by accident. Now demons in Hawaiian shirts are asking
where the bathroom went. Everybody weird stuff backwards in the rain. Somebody's grandma crowd surfing screaming open up the van. The moon looked down embarrassed like I do not know these men. Then psyche rode a shopping
cart straight through the astral plane. WELCOME TO THE CULT OF PSYCHE. CANDLES MELTING on the laughing with the SHADOW PEOPLE AT THE HAUNTED AFTER PARTY. Tarot cards and disco lasers go ahead and motivational
speakers. Everybody levitating badly. FIRE PIZZA AND TEQUILA. >> Oh no. >> The possessed again. >> Oh yeah. >> Welcome to the cult of psyche where enlightenment gets weirder.
>> We got forbidden knowledge stored inside a Taco Bell. A wizard cursed a soda machine. Now it only spits our spells. There's a vampire in the barking lot who only drink. A possessed womba chanting Latin wallet headb crystal skulls. An ancient monk from Atlantis started beef on live stream chat cuz somebody called it sacred robes a tablecloth from habit. Meanwhile psych from it at a
broken TV set the chain smoking maron cried then stole somebody's wallet. Hit a demon did a flip past the cursing mechanical parad. The eye of started blinking through the rhythm of the base and every weird rejected soul was dancing face to face.
>> Welcome to THE CULT OF PSYCHICS WHERE THE PROPHETS FADE DRAMATICALLY. at the march band playing rifts automatically discover everybody screaming >> selfgovernance or damation
welcome to the cult of psychic astro Walmart gladiators laughing under neon pog with psychic alligators if the world outside is boring Come get strange and disappear.
>> Wow. That was welcome to the cult of psyche.
How'd you like it? Do one more song. This one's called soul retrieval. It's about finding your soul or retrieving it, I guess. Or was it? Only you can find that out. Before the stars had names, before the world drowned in noise,
there was the soul.
And now the soul remembers.
>>
>> I am psycho in the static light. Walking through electric storms, carrying fire through the night. Before I knew the myth, I was already inside the flame. Sorting chaos in the shadows while the universe whispered my name.
Every panel like a ritual. Every stranger like a sign. Every wound became initiation. Every fracture turned divine. I heard silence between words. Saw the mass beneath the skin. The soul was waking quietly while the world stay lost within.
They said don't look too deeply. They said, "Don't ask why." But the golden thread was huming like thunder in the sky. I am the modern echo of an ancient soul. Walking through the fire,
trying to become whole. The world is drowning in noise, but my spirit still knows. Two mirrors facing each other across eternity glow. Oracle voice judge. >> I open the cold tonight. >> Oracle voice judge.
>> Cut cut cut through the dark and bring me to life. I saw the seeds and timelines read intension in the crowd. Walked among the golden rams while the internet scream loud. They wanted blood and spectacle. Want to collapse and shame. But I
learned to stand in chaos without becoming the flame. People brought me all their storms, heartbreak, secrets, fear and grief. And somehow through the static I became a strange relief. Late night messages like angels, unexpected hands would rise. Invisible
protection moving right before my eyes. And every time I almost vanished. Every time the darkness spoke, something ancient moved within me and the sleeping solo.
I am the modern echo of an ancient soul. Walking through the fire, trying to become whole. The world is drowning in noise, but my spirit still knows. Two mirrors facing each other across eternity glow. >> Oracle voice judge. >> I open the cult
tonight. >> Oracle voice judge. >> Cut through the dark and bring me to life.
Matanji open vision. Bagamuki gave the voice. Cali burned illusion down and left me with no choice. As I opened up the box of doubt, the sleep of not enough. Fell beneath the weight of hatred. Fell beneath the weight of love. But the soul kept breathing softly
underneath the collapsing sky. And something kissed the darkness from me whispering rise. >> We are the modern echo of the ancient soul reborn. Every trial is initiation. Every star becomes a form. THE MYTH WAS NEVER FINISHED.
It was waiting in the glow. THE SOUL REMEMBERS PATTERNS and now the whole world knows. >> Oracle voice judge. >> Fred is going in the night. >> Oracle voice judge. I am psych.
The myth adapted. It logged in. It entered the stream. And now the soul remembers itself.
I saw a Lala on Good Times maybe last week or actually it must have been a couple weeks ago because I'm now banned from Good Times's um show. He says I was pleasuring myself backstage in a Speedo. I can't imagine that would be something
that I would ever do. And so I think he's just lying. I mean, I was in the speedo. I wasn't pleasuring myself. I mean, but to him, you think I'm some sicko. I mean, I don't even get it. But then, but then, so I mean, then he told Alex that. And And also, he's telling people something about Paige, too. He's like, he's he was stalking Paige, right?
I mean, he like went to her Instagram, got her last name, and started adding her to Facebook, and he got caught. And then now he told Alex, "Oh, you know, you know, Paige is a bad person trying to set him up or something like that for I mean, it's like, what the hell? Paige is awesome." I mean, no, this is all true, guys. I don't lie. I mean, it's like it's I mean, it's funny, but it's
true. I mean, it's I mean, that's why it's funny because it's so crazy. Um, yeah. Oh, what a day. What a day. Um, you don't care why he says that and it's something he says that about a lot of dudes. You can see Yeah. flip flop. Okay, he can see Crystal now. Thank god. Okay, Crystal, you guys are back
together. I mean, not together, but like, you know, in the chat. Anyway, um here guys, look at I found the sticker today. Isn't it cute? Oh my gosh. There you go. It's a Furby. Hi, Lola. What's wrong, Lola? Lola's here. You're getting It's hot outside. Come here. Sit with me.
Come sit with me. Oh my baby. I love cage. And it's like But yeah, so I don't know why Good Time is opening his big mouth. And then the other night I went on Good Times. I thought it was like a couple weeks later because usually the next day he forgets what like whatever happened the night before, but he remembers this for some reason I I guess. But um he was like um he's like
I'm not going to let you on. I have you know what you are? You're a psychopath. And then he ended his show. Hi Rain. How are you doing sweetheart? I'm sorry. You love almost everyone. I love almost everyone, too, except for like, you know, all my ops in this godforsaken community. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Those are none of you.
I mean, all my ops are pretty much pretty much uh hidden, you know? So, I don't even have to see them anymore. I just have to hear different. So, anyway, I do love almost everybody. I mean, I can even like, you know, scour up a little bit of like, you know, sympathy or empathy for him, but it's like Jeez, he makes it hard sometimes. Yeah. He forgets sometimes the previous day. Yeah. I've gone there like
literally the night after he like banned me forever and he just let me back up. He's like, "Oh, well, like what's up?" I was like, "Oh, you don't remember?" And he's like, he forgot. It was just the night before, but he remembers this. So, there's something weird going on. Oh my gosh. And she made this AI video of Good Times. And he's like, "What is it? He's like the bartender at like, you know, The Shining. Remember that bartender in the Shining that would that only that one person can see the
bartender and everybody in the hotel but no like that's like what the bartender is like I mean Good Times is like the bartender in the Shining for her at this point. He said he didn't show her Facebook but he did and someone clipped it. Oh, he lied and he showed her last name. Good times. You don't do that to nice. Oh my gosh. What these people learn?
He usually only Yeah, keeps blocked for a short time. Well, I'm not blocked in I mean I'm No, my main is my main is blocked in his chat, but he just won't let me on the streamer. He won't let me up. Um I don't like that sneaker sniffer down in Florida. I forget his name. He's originally from New York City. Are you talking about Saman? Oh, sneaker sniffer. Okay. In Florida. I
don't know who that is. Control. We all know good times stock. Certainly that that's why we have a good stock and it's we should call it bad stock because stalking is just not good. I don't want to glamorize that with the, you know, having tractor bikini rides like last year. Oh, Za Z is is he from Florida? I
didn't know that. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe he does now. Um, yeah. Hi, Lola. I love you, baby. Oh, you're purring. She's purring loud, guys. I ran out of my vape. Oh my god. So, I'm getting all like hyper. Oh Um, I'm wearing my pajama pants. So, I'll
show you some of these cool stickers, though. I mean, I I Okay, so I I Okay, so I have a book of spells. This is like a literal book of spells. I mean, it was this wasn't like I found this in my drawer. I mean, I don't remember exactly where everything came from. Where have the book of spells? Oh, she book of spells because I'm magical, but I have to fill it out still. Okay, I
have to fill that one out. And I have this one says spooky doodle club. whatever that means. And then we have like a couple of these. This is cool. This one says everything uh it says Oh no. Um everything is just a little messed
up, isn't it? Isn't it? There's a picture with it. It's hard to see. There you go. It's got like little ghost penises and whatever. I don't even know what's in it. And then we have um this one is like I don't even know. It's like butterflies and bunch of Hold on. You can barely see it. It's kind of hard to see.
If you're on your do not like list, you're definitely a terrible person. Well, I mean I mean it's like now I know what a terrible person is because I've met some. Nobody in here, but it's like they're around. Hey, Chanel. Hi, sweetheart. Not in here. I
was showing my um you know, some of them are okay, but I mean it's like um Oh, I also have this snap down. This this is this is this is ghoul juice. It's ghost favorite drink. This is ghoul juice. And what else do I have? Oh, I look at and I was showing like, you know, cuz they're saying, "Oh, I'm into magic and stuff." Yeah, I'm into magic and like a little bit of stuff, but um I really don't even need to like do Oh,
hold on. I have this one, too. The Furby. Yeah, you saw this one. Okay. The There's like a demonic Furby. Okay, so these are coffin nails. It says coffin nails on these. It's in a sealed bag right there. But these are real coffin nails. They're probably taken out of some poor person's coffin. Says, "Throughout all the I need my other glasses. Where are they?" Here.
Isn't that great? I can find my glasses today. Okay. It says, "Through the ages, many bizarre and unusual practices have been employed into the burial and funeral rights for the deceased. The Egyptians built the pyramids for the royal mummy's resting place. Some people choose cremation and store the ashes in an ern. In Mexico, sugar skulls are distributed upon the feast of the dead,
each bearing the name of the receiver. Their purpose is to familiarize the receiver with the idea of death. In New Orleans, a jazz band accompanies the recently deceased to the cemetery, playing a reququum of mournful music and after the burial changes tempo to an upbeat, light-hearted rhythm. Death is still the truly great unknown and both
fascinates and frightens us all. It is the ultimate goal of the black magician. See, I mean, I don't know if I totally agree with that. Like, I think the goal of maybe the black magician is like selfdeification, which is like I guess it would be death, but it' be like life and death or whatever. I don't know. I don't know. It's complicated. Says the most common burial places are the um the place of deceased in a coffin made out
of anything from a plain plain pine box to caskets covered and decorated with satin, velvet, or other flashy material. especially in some of these black funerals. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. Okay. By natural association, nails that have been taken from a coffin and then used in a magical evil spell have been alleged to be more powerful than those using a new nail or pin. The concept is that whatever caused the death of a
person from which the coffin nail has been taken will transfer itself by contagion magic. So, so I guess if they died of old age, then this would be a good thing because it would be kind of like, you know, it would probably just like, you know, destroy all the other diseases. It says it will cause harm to the recipient of the spell. Uh oh. Any evil spell is said to gain potency when coffin nails
are used in place of generally prescribed pin. A malisonin charm designed to bring the Okay. I'm not going to get into this one because it's like too many too much information for right now. Okay. And this one says, "In Africa, an image is made of an enemy and held in readiness. Whenever one feels threatened
by the enemy, a nail is wedged into the image. misprotects from any evil extended by the foe. So, this was a really good list lesson for you guys. It's something called um it's called contagion magic or is it called? No, no, no. Hold on. What's it called? Yeah, contagion magic or kind of familiar magic. Okay, so a lot of people will say I don't believe in magic. Right. Yeah, my glasses today. They'll
say I don't believe in magic. Okay. So, take a skeptic and but if you take a skeptic and then you you give the the skeptic a picture of their mother or some cherished person in their life and then you take a knife and you're like, "Okay, go ahead and stab the picture." Most people won't do it because they just don't like the idea of that. It's just too close to the real thing. So, that's what it's like. Oh, sympathetic
magic is what also what it's called. Sympathetic, right? Um, so people do believe in magic, right? I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. Yeah, I do. I do. Um, oh my gosh. Should I play that Ray J song about the spook spooky love? I mean, it's so so so bizarre.
It's not even He's not even a real person. They just like invented this person from the 80s. So weird. And then they have him sing like these songs that would never be written or performed on anything. Daryl hits different. You want to see it? Yeah. Slither. Slither. He goes, "Slither." in his voice. It sounds like Robin Williams saying it and he spook and like I would have remembered that. I
would remember even like there's nobody even that that does a comedy like people have a stickick but isn't his him being in pajamas and and and slinking around enough of a stick have to add weird vocabulary words and I mean it's just like it just is too much. I mean I mean then then it's like when he starts growing fingers and his eyes start moving around like digital,
you know, orbs. Let me see if I can find Lord J. Let me see if I can find the song. Okay, I I I do I think I found it. Hold on. Hi, Lola. Okay, I found it. Are you sure you want to see it?
Well, it's too late now because you're gonna Hi, baby. Hi, baby. Right back.
As we said, they are part of our natural heritage. And I shall certainly be having one of these wonderful stickers saying, "I love bats in the back of my car, cuz I think they're very fine and nice creatures." Well, on things ghoulish and ghostly. I did promise you early some spooky music. The spooky man himself is Roy J and the song is Spooking Down the Street.
>> >> Today I'm acting like a clown. I can't describe it, but it's it's going around me. I feel like spoken down. >> It must be something in the air that
makes me shout. Hey, I don't care, man. I feel like smoking down the street. >> No, it's it's really something >> and it's got my goosebumps jumping
where it came from all night. Man, I only know it's it's there. I feel so glad to be alive and you can keep your 9 to5 man. I'll keep on smoking down >> Spookies the street.
weird.
Wow. >> I just woke up to who I am. I'm just a monkey in a hoping plan, man. That's why I'm smoking down the street. You know, life's too short to get me
down. Ain't going to let it till I'm in the ground man. Meanwhile, I've spoken down on the street. Oh well. It's really something. And it's got my goosebumps jumping or
where it came from. I know where the only thing it's it's there. I feel so glad to be alive. And you can keep your 9 to5 man. That's why I'm spooking
down the street. Hey, this is weird. It's sort of the the weirdest sleep. Everybody's slithering. Hi boys.
>> Hey. Wild though. Everybody's doing it. You'll all be doing it tomorrow. Wow.
I'm so sorry. I don't know. I just don't know. The the the first she's showing about bats. There's these bad bumper stickers that I've never seen referenced in any other time of my life. Oh, here. Oh, aren't bats great? Yes, they are great. But what what does that mean? Okay. Then what what what what is this like the Freemasons on parade? What what is this?
He's in between these two pillars with a pyramid and an eye above it. I mean is Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe I'll buy that. Then when you see this commercial, it just it starts to make sense what's really going on. Um and I hate to break break it to you guys, but uh this is what's going on. Oh.
Hey, weird. Unreal. They don't know the secret. I tell them, but they're weird. I'll tell you instead. The secret is
sparkling drinks from you know who. I have to think that Schweps the Shreps is in on this. They just made that up. >> Some people said the strangest tonic water. >> Tonic water advertisement with a pear in it. I guess there were weird stuff. I don't know who ever drank that paratonic
water. Anybody? Okay. Um, back. Oh, shoot. The cat just sat on my key. Okay. Um, hold on. Oh, okay. It's about to print. I need to stop that. Okay, perfect. Okay,
there we go. Excuse me. So, what's going on? You can't hear me still? Nancy is always like a couple minutes behind. Do I I here you know when I like Canada I like Canada dried ginger but you know when I like it I like it on an airplane.
That's the only time I like it. It's like it tastes so good like when you're like have a dry throat in the plane. It's okay Nancy. I love you. That that's when it tastes good. Oh yeah. And look at this one. What's this picture right here? This this is like really obvious because it's like to me I'm I'm really into like
um like symbolism and stuff, right? And so when I see symbols that are recognizable, I go, "Oh, okay. Okay, okay." Um, like for example, when most people will see a a guy with his legs like in a weird position, but what just bear with me for a second. I'll explain
it to you real real quick. It's pics. Okay, good. Look at this. Look at this p Look at this image. Watch this. You'll be shocked. Okay. So, here's his image of uh one of his pictures, I guess. Okay. So, there he is. So, I think when I see that I see I see pi. I see like the symbol of pi between his legs right there. I don't know if you can see that. But then it
was interesting as you go his birthday was 17. Um or December 17th. 17. If you look at it makes that number. See, it's it's like a one and a seven between his legs. Yeah. One seven. So, it's like pi pi pi. Um and then he died. So he was like he was born like at Sagittarius. What does it says 20? What
are these? Oh, hold on. There's three dates. I guess it's on his birthday. And this what is this? Is this a real ad? One of the most one of the finest and most unique comedy entertainers in England. Available WC 17 December 28th of January. Well, those
are weird dates to be available for like he's what is he just fly through England one day one day a month for the next three month I mean understand summer season in February this is not a real thing it just can't be real just doesn't make sense you know what I mean I don't know if that makes sense to you I don't know I don't know it just doesn't make sense as a publicity thing why wouldn't it say just like the summer season he's available or he's available like in the winter why does it have to
say these certain days February 4th December 17th 28th of January and 25th of February I mean it's like geez How specific can you get? You better be having the show those days or you're out of out of luck with Roy. You won't he won't be slithering on your stage. Who are you talking to? Um Burning Joint.
That looks like thing that is with a black wig. I agree. Nick, you you you you better calm down. INX didn't want you. Now I'm in a big pickle. You're supposed to be my like my top stud. Now, Alex thinks I'm possessed by a demon and straight. What have you done
to me? So sick. Okay. Well, what else should I play? Okay. I'm just kidding, Nick. I love you. Hey, Nick, if things don't work out with you and I and X, come knock on my door. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Here's one of my favorites. feel like this song. This is about not letting yourself be controlled by the crowd or whatever. Here we go.
Don't speak yet. Watch who everyone looks at first.
Silence got a rhythm here. Every laugh is engineered. Eyes flick up before they speak. Permission dressed as just be me. Timing tight, reactions trained. Nothing random in this game. Every thought already weighed before it ever
leaves your brain. You feel it shift but no one names it. Truth walks and gets rearranged quick. Strings in the ceiling, KNOTS IN THE FLOOR. You don't even know what you're KNING FOR. SAY WHAT YOU WANT, BUT SAY IT right or disappear by the end of THE NIGHT. YOU CALL IT LOVE, I call
control. You call IT CLOSE, I CALL a roll. If one question cracks the room, then it was never built for truth.
Watch the leader. Subtle cues, micro smirks decide your views. One cold pause can shut it down. One wrong step, you're out the crowd. They don't force you. They don't need to. You edit what you're allowed to. No chains wrapped around your wrist. Just consequences if you twist. No chains,
just consequences. I've seen this fire that watched how many get lost. Trading truth to stay inside. Smiling just to let things slide. But I've been through the before. I don't
feel that open door. If I lose what isn't real, that's a trade I'm glad to deal. You call it paranoia. I call it sight. You learn comfort. I learn fight. Cutting loose. Nothing left for me to lose if it breaks. When truth is said,
it was already hanging dead. They don't sence you. They make you silence yourself. SO SAY IT OUT LOUD.
No left. I'm done with that. No mask on. No stepping back. If it breaks when I speak truth, it was never built to lie. Say it loud. Say it clear. I don't move from fear. If I stand alone, I stand free. That's enough for me. I won't shrink to
fit your fame. I won't play your quiet game. Boundaries clean. No disguise. No more filtered alibi. Seen the pattern, seen the seen get lost. I DON'T CHASE, I don't bend. I just walk until it ends. >>
>> No left, no strings remain. NO MORE SILENCE. TRUST AND SAFE. IF IT SHATTERS WHEN I'm real, then it never had a base. Say it loud. Say it clear. I don't fear. If I stand alone, I stand free.
That's enough for me. No strings left. No roll left. Just me.
>>
>> Keep saying you can fix these problems. Yeah. Okay. I'm gone as All stretched in the void. Left heart spinning and paranoid. Well, if I ever said I would do what I say. >> Demons live inside
my skin, not just my head. >> I'm sleep. If you don't like my heart, say your chest. >> I'mma try to try to be better, but I better worse. Consume my horror. And hour by hour I
die a little slower. >> Little bit more foot in the door. >> Scream more. >> I need to suffer for what I didn't learn. didn't learn from mother. >> I'm a I'm a sucker. Make me better. Give me another
I'm going for good. Never been the person I could have been. did all the things said all the things in my head and now I don't got a friend looking in the mirror wondering again why she said she will fix me and then with me burn me I can't
see >> so darling you're the only >> I don't feel another fix but you know >> This I guess I guess I'm gone along >>
with all this in the bliss of blood on the dirt. I watch the dripping glass and all so the same. You can't fix me.
I'M A SUCKER. I'M A SUCKER. MAKE ME BETTER. GIVE me another. I need I need I need I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker. Make me better. Give me another
kiss me. Tell me you wish I was a dead body. >> Make sure you burn me. Kiss me. Tell me you wish I was a dead body. Make sure you
>> >> Okay, the Vanguard's here. Who wants to come up? Hold on, Vanguard. You want to come up? Hello, Vanguard. I love you on pieces and you sounded so Oh, you're stand there. You're so drunk. You didn't even want to let you on. Get up here, you bugger. Sorry. Hi, Douggeie Doug. What's up? I'm
Modi. Hold on a second. I don't know. I just have I'm constantly unmoding and remoding everybody as usual, you know, because I have like rogues, but I know you're not one. I just I just it's my welcome. It's my welcoming thing. I do like the picture I made today. My thumbnail. I think I'm doing a good job on my thumbnails. I like using the um
Oh, I have 300 glow, man. Hey, what's up, Essay? No, it's not very good. Hold on. Hey, Psych. Hey, Psych. How about we can get drunk and I can beat up. Oh, that's sold. I don't know. What a stimpack. What do you mean? It's like cigarettes. Here's what happens. When I run out of weed,
I start going really faster because weed slows me down and then I get used to it and then it's like I start going slow and so then I start going fast and everyone thinks I'm like tweaking out but it's just because I'm not on weed. Just be sick. Sam go. Hey, who knows what he say? He goes bang.
I'm better at the impression when I'm drunk. I I can do I mean it's like I used this picture of 300 glow and he's like we both have our eyes like half open. It's pretty pretty funny. Um okay guys, we're doing the onboarding for the cult and everything and so you know I've already played like part two and three. I'm just doing backwards like I always do. Um so here's part one. This
is just very short. Have a safe and drive double D. What is it on your mind? You're thinking about big boobs as usual. Vanguard. >> Is thin. Prepare your vessel for the transmission. Welcome. You have been selected for the mandatory initiate onboarding module. Please remain seated and compliant. Module one of nine cult
of psyche integrated systems. We are currently tracking your signals and transmissions across all astral planes. Our leadership structure is simple. It is effectively nine cats in a trench coat managing the algorithm for your benefit. >> Terminology compliance. Let's get clapped. Are you gonged or are you just mid? Don't end up in panel purgatory.
>> Ziti defined as a state of being neither here nor there. Do not attempt to achieve ziti without a supervision. Your reporting structure begins with lenor antrix. They own the motorcycles. They own your soul. At the center is psyche. Warrior Poet Stormbburn, a Capricorn shaped problem. Please do not feed the ego. Section three, workplace
hazards. Beware the sock puppet. If you see duplicated purple figures, please alert the algorithm. In case of emergency, utilize the grey rock protocol. Do not speak. Do not move. Become the stone code of conduct involves the summoning and the panel haunting only. One square shall remain lit during the ritual. Your benefits include backup joy and unlimited
algorithm. Why note dental coverage is not included in the prophecy. Prophecy compliance is mandatory. Please acknowledge the fish taco prophecy. This information is behind a payw wall incident log. The bleet the bleed suits and emliathon. All incidents are logged. All chairs are occupied by ghosts. Prepare for panel simulation. Learn the
hand signals. Flat palm for peace. Throat slash for the end of the world. What is actually true? The simulation ends here. Blow out the candle. The progress bar waits for no one. Module one of nine complete 5% total progress. See you in the next transmission. >> There you go. Well, you've been initiated. I'm sorry.
I can't stop it now. It's the toothpaste is out of the tube. You are now your official member. Um Oh, yeah. Especially I mean you have a safe have a safe drive and you say what? Not you double D. I know you're not a large bra. Yeah, he's a Yeah, he is a large brother. That's what we call him in America. We call them a bra or
bro. You know it's not it's not like a you know we also there's the bra is like you know the woman's like back support and breast support but it also means brother. It can you wouldn't know that because you're British huh?
and Vanguard. Do you like double D's? Double D's nuts. I'm just kidding. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I wasn't funny. Um, okay. So, let's let me see. I mean, I Okay, I I can read you some of my I mean, I have a whole cult leader manual
now. I'm still learning the ropes of this whole thing. Let's go for it. Okay, I'm going to go for it. I'm going to re read you some. Hold on a second. Um, my my uh my file out. Let me see. Um, why is this so complicated? Okay, there
we go. Download documents. Downloads. Okay, here it is. Okay, so I'll read a little bit. Okay so welcome to the first gate of the cult. So here's the preface for the whole cult
stuff, okay? And just don't take it too seriously, but take it very seriously at the same time. So it says, "We are not gathered to escape reality. We gather to examine it. We kneel before no ideology. We swear loyalty to no dogma. We worship no leader. We protect no sacred or lowc. Every mystery is welcome. Every
certainty is suspect. Every question is sacred. Beyond every mask. Wait, it's another mask. Beyond every gateway, another world. Welcome, traveler. When you were in the what? Hold on. Oh, thank God.
>> So, Psych, I've noticed you've been disappearing a lot. Do you hate the British? I love the British, but my sister is um you know, my my my ex-in-law was from from Manchester, so I'm a little bit salty towards them right now. >> Well, Mchester. Wow. >> Manchester. Manchester. I went to I went to Canal. Is it called Canal Street?
>> Where all the gay people go? Wow. >> Yeah, that's my brother-in-law's brother was gay. And so in 2001 or 2000, he took me to Canal Street. I stayed with the family there in Manchester for a little bit. >> Are you gay? Psych. >> Am I Gaelic? Yeah, I'm I'm part Druid. I'm part pagan. I'm part um part Viking. >> Oh, you said
there's definitely nothing Viking about you, fella. Brother. >> Yeah, except except my blood. The blood that runs through my veins. That's it. It's about 10% of my region. But anyway, >> you're definitely not Viking, mate. You're definitely not. Anyway, how you doing fella? >> Do you want to see my DNA test? >> No, thank you. Okay. How am I doing? Terrible. Since
you got here, get out. I mean, it's like geez are you going to tell me what I am? I mean, next thing you're telling me my ancestor wasn't the first clown. It doesn't mean I'm the first clown. It means my ancestor was. Doesn't mean I'm a Viking. I'm not going to go rape and pillage my neighborhood. Vanguard, I'll let you back up just one second. I'm not going to do that. But at least I know my
ancestors did that. Okay? So shut the up about me and Vikings, okay? Before I cast a druidic and pagan spell on your ass. >> M cast as me cast as many spells as you want. Can I ask you about your Tony Stark glasses, please? >> These are these are actually Jeffrey Dharmmer glasses. >> Jeffrey Dharma glasses. hell. Have they got secret cameras in his
also? >> No, because when he did the murders, there wasn't that kind of technology available. It was just oldfashioned. Wow. >> Aviator frames. So >> tell me more. Tell me more about your Jeffrey Dharma. They look more like Tony Stark glasses than Jeffrey Dharma. >> I don't know. I mean it's like they are pretty cool. I mean it's like so when I came into YouTube I was going on these
panels. I was in the black sector. It was called the beef sector or the mo M3. There was just a bunch of black people yelling all the time and they would call me Jeffrey Dmer when I come on panel Jeffrey D. I wasn't wearing the glasses because they thought I looked like or anything. I was just this only white person there. I guess they think all white people look like Jeffrey Dmer. I'm not sure, but I got the nickname and I dated a from Texas there and that's how I have
both. >> Can you tell can you tell me about the iconography behind you? >> Yes, this is the goddess Matangi. If you look are you are you know anything about India? >> M I've been to India. I know all about the Indian uh shall we say the mahabatra and all its >> love. Okay. Well, I mean it's like you know Indian spirituality is pretty
interesting like you can basically you know there's what it all boils down to is Kali and Shiva. That's what and they're the same. That's what it all boils down to. But this is one of the >> Don't forget >> don't forget about Ganesha cuz me and Ganesh have a come on. Me and Ganesh are very similar. You know what I mean? >> Well, this is funny because I have this this is a stone right now. This is a Ganesh stone. I also have like some art
of him too. I also have a connection with Ganesh but Ganesha was created by the woman you know basically this if you know the story behind it I guess Parvati was like you know she wanted to put on her makeup in the bathroom and take a shower and stuff but Shiva kept coming and taking a while she was in the shower. She was so mad she decided to like scrape all the m all the dirt off her body and created like a little clay
man and she had this man going. Are you telling me they had showers of an American type back in um India back then? off. >> Well, I mean the Indians I I mean I think they still used their left hand. >> They didn't take showers, mate. Unless they went under a waterfall. >> They didn't take in Greece. He used to put olive oil and scrap off with like a leaf, you know? And so I don't know what
I don't know exactly. I What's the figure of speed? She was just in the bathroom. She didn't like him taking a in the bathroom. She was in there. But the whole point is then he put this little character he named she named him Ganesh. She made him out of the dirt on her body without her man's help. And he was guarding her bathroom, but then Shiva like figured out a way to kill him, which is just cutting off his head with like, you know. >> So tell me why Ganesha has a big nose. >> He has a big nose to so because they
smell things out, but also because he's an elephant head like they um >> Well, you should have said elephant. You should have said elephant first. Come on. >> Wait a sec. because the little man she created had his head chopped off and she was like, "Shea, I'm getting a divorce. I never talk to you again unless you bring him back to life." And so he went out, he's a hunter, you know, he found the first thing that he saw was a sick elephant and then he cut off the
elephant's head and replaced it. And that's Ganesha's elephant head. He has big ears so he can hear very well. He has like a big, you know, trunk so he can like, you know, give great oral sex. I don't know. I mean, it's like >> So tell me, tell me which type of elephant has bigger ears, an African elephant or an Asian elephant? That's a really good question. I would say African though. Am I wrong? >> I'm wrong. >> Yeah,
>> You could be quite right there actually. >> Okay. I think Africa because I'm just thinking about the Paleolithic kind of like >> Well, in Africa it's a lot hotter. So, they need bigger ears because the ears are all about heat dissipation. >> Well, I wrote an elephant actually in Thailand. I actually got to ride an elephant. But it was kind of sad though because it's like it's an elephant
sanctuary they call it. The elephants are kind of chained up there when they're not like, you know, giving people rides on them around the >> They might call it a sanctuary, but even in Thailand to date, elephants are still used to log. >> I know. Yeah, they do the logging stuff. I don't like that. I mean, it's like I mean, we were really like when we figured that out was like, oh no, I don't like how they're treated and stuff like that. Um, it's like interesting.
You know, it's it's in other countries it's sometimes hard to comment on that kind of thing because it's like so ingrained in their culture and then it's like sometimes it's even illegal. Okay, if you talk about the king of Thailand in a negative way, you're going to prison. I mean, it's like they'll take >> Yeah. >> So, let's let's get back to India. Who is Hanaman and what is he? >> Haniman was all okay. So, Hanaman was this um with this monkey that had like
this high intelligence and they actually and so he was able to like you know and he was also in love with Shiva and Parvati like he's like in their in their heart and stuff like that. There's a couple stories about >> um about like you know Ganesha and and Hanuman being like you know in their heart and stuff but um Haniman is like kind of like a human in a certain way because he's like a really intelligent
monkey. He's not quite a god. He's not I mean he's he's a god but he's not quite like a you know like a full he's a he's part animal too. So he's kind of like more like along the lines of a Ganesha kind of character or human. But he's also he's very good heart. He has a swoll kanuman means swollen mouth I think because he got >> he ate something. >> He ate something and then it's like and
it made his mouth all swollen or he got punched in the jaw or something like that. I forgot exactly. >> I'll have to look it up real quick. Hold on. Hanuman. How did Hanuman get a swollen jaw? Or let me see. Hanuman jaw. >> Yeah, >> I'll look it up real quick. That's what I love about the internet. You can like get these answers in instead of like, you know, years and years. Uh you can
get them in seconds. Okay. So it says a Haniman about his jaw. It says um okay his jaw I need to like put J Hanimon jaw. Okay got it. Okay so it says um it says one interpretation of Hanuman is having a disfigured jaw. This
version is supported by a piranic tale where infant honan mistakes the sun for fruit heroically attempts to reach it and is wounded by in the jaw for his attempt by injure the king of the gods. So that makes him kind of almost like an Icarus character getting too close to the sun and that in that thing and being punished for it. >> Well, Icarus had wings and we're talking about Jaws. How the does that work? >> Well, because he was trying to go to the
sun. That's the point. He got too close to the sun and got injured. Yeah, cuz yeah went close too close to the sun and the wax melted and all the fellas fell out. But what the has that got to do with a >> Hanuman looked at the Hanuman looked at the sun and he thought it was he thought it was an orange and he was going to go try to eat it and then he hurt his jaw.
>> Wow. Did he fly in a pink fluffy cloud as well? Like the Chinese little Well, I mean I picture of him flying right here, but I think they had these things. >> I think he's a flying monkey. Oh my god. Flying monkey. That's an >> Hold on one second. My gosh. I'm so sorry. Well, yeah. I
mean, so this is so interesting though because all the all the pieces are coming together. Now, I want to ask you, do you know who Roy Jay is? Do you remember Roy Jay? >> No, not exactly. >> Okay. You don't know who Roy J. Okay. So, I'm gonna show you Roy Jay. He's British, right? He was in the 80s. He was a very famous comedian apparently in England in the 80s that he was disgraced apparently, too. And so he was kicked
out of show business, I guess. Um, >> are you talking about Roy Chubby Brown? >> No. And I'm gonna I'm gonna play you. There's one flying right there. The thing >> I'm gonna show you. >> I'm gonna show you Roy J. You tell me if you recognize this person. Okay. >> Okay. >> Okay. Okay. I love you for this. Okay. I love you for this. Okay. So, it says,
"Where's Roy J?" Here we go. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Wow. Is right. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. >> Wow. always right. Okay. Um, okay. Here >> Wow. it is. Okay.
Okay. I guess this will do. Okay. So, there he is right there. Roy J. And then if I go like this videos, do you see the videos? Okay. So, here's his uh here's his uh on the Laughter Show. Do you remember the LA The Laughter Show? Have you heard of that? >> No. >> I've never heard of Roy J. I've never >> Okay. heard of him. Even though he's from Britain or England, I've never heard of him. No. >> Well, I have some stuff to tell you.
Here's one more. Roy thinking that is a big fan, too. Here. Here. This is Roy J. And this is his comedy. See if you recognize them. >> Oh my gosh. Is it working? Hold on. >> In America, they're giving Collie Dogs a course in psychiatry. Not only do they worry the sheep, but afterwards they can put their minds at rest.
>> >> Well, if you want to be a movie star, I'm going to take you to Hollywood.
>> Went to this weird party last night. >> It was a showbiz party. Met Paul and Linda McCartney. Oh dear. >> I think they've gone skinties are smoking the same cigarette.
>> I met the drummer from ELO. He come up and said >> electric light orchestra. Electric light orchestra. >> He said, "Hey, hello." I said, "Ray on power to the people. Start on me at >> He was wild." He said, "Slither, man." I slithered. >>
>> He said, "What's the definition of bravery man?" I said, "Uh, well, maybe uh going to a nudist camp and enter in the men's relay race." >> Oh dear. >> Well, >> or is that the definition of optimism? >> Oh dear.
Rocky >> met this weird chick. She was wild. >> White body stocking, >> big ears, long tail, beard, chewing on a piece of cheese. I said, "Slither, babe." She slithered. >> Whoa. >> I said, "Who are you?" She said, "Mrs.
Hairy White Mouse." Wow, this is the base. >> Wow. >> Let's boogie on out >> with Boogie. >> Wow. >> You'll all be doing it tomorrow. >> I needed a beer.
Said, "Come, babe. Slither." We slithered. What a weird pup. THE DOG AND DONUT. >> >> NOT MANY DONUTS. >> It was a place where it was that rub.
>> The cray twins went round in threes. I caught the barmaid's eye. It was a glass popped out every time she
>> The door's opened. In walked the mafia stuck a bomb down the landlord's trousers. >> right. >> Paid an offer. He couldn't diffuse. >> I said, "Let's have some music, babe." We slur it to the juke box.
>> I went to the police station. Wow. There was a riot. Wow. I said, "I want to see a guy from the murder squad." He said, "Why? Who do you want killing? A man from the serious crime squad arrested me. >> A man from the ordinary crime squad, he charged me. And a man from the silly
crime squad chased me around the room with a kipper on the string. >> This chick last night though, can't get over it. She was half Swedish, half gypsy. >> She wanted to come back to my place and massage MY CLOTHES PIGS. >>
>> THE BRANNY HALF Hawaiian half Scottish. He was wearing a nice kilt. >> While we were there, a burglar broke in. Stole all the toilets in the station. The police didn't have a thing to go on.
What is this? The Viking. >> My name is Eric Thinkfor. >> I am Norway's worst comedian. I was in the dressing room 5 minutes ago and I chased a spider around for 4
minutes until I found out it was a crack in MY CONTACT LENS. >>
>> THIS IS HIM. >> WHY DID the hedgehog cross the road? >> To find his flatmate. A LITTLE MAN. Feels lonely.
>> Is somebody else come? Why is he using a bathroom? hell. Why have I not heard of this before? >> Walking through the park. I'll tell you why in a second. And he finds a little pit of water called a pond. In Norway we call it a pond. In the pond is a funny little creaturi
called a noot. Wow. He put the noot on his shoulder. walked into a pub and said, "A pint of bitter, please." And a Roman black or tiny.
The barman said, "Why do you call him tiny?" He said, "He's minute." Spanish customs officers closed off every road by one today. They explained they were putting all the basks into one exit. Okay, that was it. Okay, so that was J. What do you think? You've never heard of
him? >> I think it's fantastic, but I've never heard of the before. Is this only for American audiences? Did he perform in American only? >> No, he was. Well, he was famous in England in the 80s and then what happened is that he exposed himself when he was getting heckled in a club and then he was blacklisted from the industry. He was in a very >> he was in a very famous commercial. I
want to see the commercials he was in real quick. He was in a very famous commercial for something you may have heard of called Schweps. Have you heard? >> yeah. Yeah, man. Schweps. Yeah, >> Do you remember this commercial? man. >> Hello, Sean. >> How Sean do you remember? Do you remember this commercial from the 80s when you were a child? One. >> Yes. Schweps. Yes, man. Schweps. Yes.
>> What's this noise? And I'm relaxed.
I don't know this secret. I don't know where I can stay. Secret
sparkling drinks from lining up. >> Okay. >> Well, I don't know if that was the right >> Wow. exact, but that was You do you do know what Schweps is, don't you? >> Isn't it like like it's like a Roman tonic or tonic for like your vodka? >> No, it schweps is all the mixes you put
in there. It could be uh tonic water. It could be mint. It could m It could be many things. Schweps is a mixer. >> Yeah. But well thing thing says zero is still a quantity. >> Yeah. But it's not I mean it's not because it's like a zero. So it's nothing. But you know what? Everything comes from it. It's like a It's like a vagina. >> Vagina. >> Yeah, man. But anyway, Schweps is a
mixer and it still is. >> Okay. Well, how about that? I'm gonna blow your mind. Okay. I'm gonna I'm about to blow your mind. Okay. >> No, you can't blow my mind. Keep your mind out of your blow hole, please. >> Hey, you get out of my blow hole right now. >> off, will you? >> Only if you pay me, baby.
That's just I mean, off sake, mate. Keep your mind out my bl. >> No, I'm not going to because you're such a hole. I love it. Okay, here. Look. Now, watch this. Now, here's the secret. Hey, you know, he's like this. >> He'll be doing it tomorrow. Spook. No one's ever said that joke in my world, but okay. Well, we'll see what
really happened. Here we go. Get ready to be blown away. >> 2020. A 4chan user on X makes a post that reads, "This is a demon writing itself retroactively into pop culture history. You think this is a post, but you'll remember him from your childhood soon enough." Attached was a photo of a man wearing red and white
striped pajamas posing in front of a solid yellow background. The file name was Roy JPjs.jpeg. X began to lose minds. They frantically searched for any information they could find about Roy J. Yet upon their first attempts, there was nothing. The thread was dying down, and people started to
shrug it off as just another skitso post. But suddenly, as if someone flipped a switch, articles began to appear. A wiki showed up out of thin air. Videos of Roy performing were uncovered, and they dated as far back as 2008. What was going on? Was this really a demonic entity writing itself into history? No.
>> It couldn't be true. It's just not >> Wow. possible. Or is it?
>> WELL, I LIKE THE WAY YOU >> Roy J was born in Norway in 1948 and moved to South Wales when he was four. From an early age, he displayed a passion for entertainment, creating his own beat group where he would perform for dances and souls. This would be the first of many attempts he would make at achieving stardom. He continued in the world of music for a number of years,
but found little success, eventually choosing to shoot his shot in stand-up comedy instead. Here, he would gain a little more traction, but nowhere near as much as he wanted. After observing other comics, he realized his material was far too similar to theirs. He needed something to differentiate himself from everyone else. He wanted to stand out
amongst the crowd. So, he began to experiment with various gimmicks, hoping that one would bring him the attention that he thought he deserved. He continued his act in various clubs, and critics began to notice him. They praised him for his delivery, timing, and ability to hold an audience. But despite this, he remained relatively
stagnant. He went through several bouts of depression and alcoholism. Feeling like he was getting nowhere. But he wasn't going to give up on his dream. It was at this point that he created a new persona. A persona that would mark the beginning of slithering. >> I really find it very refreshing when I see a new comedian arrive on the scene with a style that's all his own. And I'd
like you to share that rare pleasure with me now. Here's Roy J. >>
>> A stranger in a black sedan. Won't you hop inside my car? I've got candy flaws. I'm a traveling man and I will take you to the nearest star. >> Hey. Hi weirdos. >> I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're
both okay now. >> Wow, this place is weird, huh? Slither. I met a guy outside tonight. Slither on his way to the Olympic Games. I said, "Are you a pole balter?" He said, "No, German, but how did you know my name? >>
>> Oh, that's funny. >> Background music played continuously as he paced the stage. Each one of his steps were perfectly synchronized with the rhythm. Slither and spook, he'd remark seemingly randomly throughout the performance. It was weird, but that's what people liked about it. After all of his attempts, something was finally working. The offers were coming in. He
actually signed to an agency. This is what he had been dreaming of. However, while he gained an audience and managed to appear on TV, not everyone was so keen on his act. Many saw through his gimmick, focusing on the substance, which was mediocre at best. But Roy didn't care. He was finally in the spotlight. And to him, that's all that
mattered. As his hard work began to pay off, he started drinking and partying more, treating himself for the effort he'd put in. But it wasn't time for him to relax. He should have been focusing on his act. His abuse of alcohol began to affect his work. He'd show up to shoots completely wasted, unfit to act in any reasonable manner. He was not in
a good state of mind. It all fell apart during a performance in 1984. He was being heckled in front of an audience of 600 people. Usually, he was able to handle it, but on that night, he snapped. Someone yelled at him, "Get him off." So, he did. He took off his pants and revealed his genitals to the entire audience. The police were called and he
was thrown in jail for the night. The next morning, he was released, but he was ordered to pay a 200lb fine. After this ordeal, the gigs dried up. He had a few more appearances on TV, but it was clear that his moment was over. 4 years of fame after struggling for his entire
life. That's all he got. Four years of fame. Okay, this is Of course, Roy J isn't a real person. It's obviously that he's an elder interdimensional demon trying to
retroactively weave himself into the public zeitgeist. What is a perfect citizen thinking? More like the imperfect. I can't stand this I'm going to freak. I don't care. I was recording channel. I HOPE WHATEVER ROY GAY IS INFECTS HIS MIND AND TURNS INTO A
SLITHER BEAST CUZ I DON'T CARE. YOU LOSER. YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. >> What the >> Right, we we we get the point now. Psych. I've never heard of him. I've never heard of him. Psych. >> Okay, >> I will be looking more I will be looking
more into this. But anyway, I was quite right. I I was quite right. I was quite right. He was more Americanized than British. So, >> he really wasn't because he wasn't even famous in America. He he went on a bunch of British um shows and then and then he was like, you know, black bulb by by the you know, 84 or something like that. And so,
>> yeah, I don't think the BBC would have let him come on his channel. >> American I met one American remembers him. He was on the he was on the Laugh Show. He was on like he was on all >> and they look fake. But it's quite you're quite right mate. I don't think British television was ready for him or Roy Brown. Anyway, >> I don't think America's ready for him either. I think it's
>> right. Are you talking about MK Ultra again? >> No, I'm talking about you know um companies like you know working together to do a big scam like the Mandela of that kind of stuff. >> So what type of stone is that there fell with a heart? >> It's orone. It's like orone has like it has like certain things in it like you know like um it's called heart of pphanany or something like that but it's like it's in the shape of a heart but it
>> the heart of Pphanie. Do you know who has like Pesphanany was? >> The queen of hell. >> Oh dear. >> Yeah. Um anyway and I have also I have this one. This one's Ganesha. Yeah. He well Ganesha is kind of like the king of hell too because he's the lord of all the animals. He's like the head head of all the animals called the Ghanaas and which are some animals and and also
ghosts and stuff. >> And I have this one too which I used also as a as a toy. I'm just kidding. No, it's a little >> Panie. So, can you show me that one again? What type of stone was that? >> Well, I need to like look up exactly, but it's like a little like a little like a heart and there's like a little rub a little red thing in there and it's got like metals and stuff like that, you know. >> William William Heinriker, not Heinrich.
There's a William something did this or or which is like basically a hard plastic and they put like all kinds of coils and stuff in it >> yeah it's pretty I got on Etsy it's pretty cool it was like you know a little >> good but this and this one the Ganesha one you can kind of see the the metal in it better this is the Ganesha one um and
it has it's not like a heart but it has you can see the metals in it right there see >> pretty So, what what type of What the is that? >> What that I showed you or or the leg? What are you talking about? >> The the one with all the metal in it. Is that just resin poured and like that? >> Well, yeah. I mean, it's like they they
they pour like this plastic around it. They call it orone, right? But it's like inside of it. >> It's resin. So, in other words, it's man-made. Very man-made. Very new man-made Like resin, would you? >> Yeah. Look up William. The guy William, he he found this. >> No thanks. No thanks. Let's go back onto proper stones. Did you bring up a
spike of amethyst? >> What did you just say? What did you say to me? >> Did you bring up a a crystal? A spike of amethyst. >> Amethyst. Okay. So, I'm not sure if this is amethyst. See, look at it's right there. Hold on. You can I can I need to turn my background off a second. It's like a beautiful I forgot exactly what it was. I think it's maybe selonite. Not sure 100% but um I got it a few years
ago. My dad bought it from me one day. But uh here, take this down. Okay, look. See the color? Can you show me again? Sorry, I didn't see that. I was reading what Sean said about people wanting to be famous, etc. Yeah. Well, that's definitely not amethyst. No, that's definitely not amethyst. >> Yeah, this is I think it's a Azure blue
or or um salelonite. Not it's not selonite. Selonite's white. Okay. So, it's azure like a blue azure or something like that. I don't know. It's >> That doesn't even like a proper crystal. pretty though. It just looks like it's been shaped that way. It's not really grown, is it? The structure isn't correct for a proper crystal. And so, it's like as much as it better be authentic, like 50 bucks. Okay.
>> That's not authentic at all, mate. It's just been shaped to look like a crystal. authentic. I think that you might be an >> You know what? I don't think you're American with a fake accent. How about >> American with a FAKE ACCENT. that? >> >> AN AMERICAN with a fake accent.
>> Well done. >> Anyway, >> yeah, I love >> Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen for months. >> Well, you haven't been live for months. >> Yes, I have, but I've been on my other channel and stuff and I've also had like people boycotting occasionally, but now it's all it's all ended. >> Oh, >> matter of the boycott, but I saw you on Saman. I was like, "Why is Vanguard over there and he should be over here with
me?" >> So sad, >> mate. Mate, um, talking about your former compatriates, um, she's only interested in people that give her money, so go her. You know what I mean? >> Uhhuh. >> So, what is this? Hold on, Shan. What are you talking about? You know, he learns his lesson, but Hold on. Who's who? Why do people become famous? Okay.
Okay. So, someone asked, "Why do people that become famous become so so tragic?" I'll I'll give you my take on it. Like there's certain people like like Robin Williams, for example, he's a good example. He he und himself, but he was like the funniest person, you know, everyone like pretty much universally loved him and found him charming, but he was going through this really tragic hard stuff, but that was a lifelong thing. Hi, Josie Gy. That was a lifelong
thing. He was always going through. >> So ref So referencing So referencing why I haven't seen you live a lot. Do you think that's YouTube or do you have more than one channel? I have several I have like three channels I've been doing. Yeah. >> Well, there you go. I've only got one channel, so off, will you? >> Hey, I just need any backup channels. You know, Sam has 13 channels. Hey, but
by the way, >> I'm not talking about many channels I've got. I'm talking only channel I've got recorded for you is this channel. For >> sake, you subscribe to Psyche's Nightmares and stuff. I just want to say comedian, you know why comedians are depressed is because like they're they're funny because of a defense mechanism. They learn how to be funny to like to take take down sad parts of their life or tension as a child usually to make everyone in the family laugh and
take away from like the screaming and stuff and so that's why there's a tragic twist to it and yeah you know it is it is sad like a lot of them are like Jim Carrey is kind of the same way he's like filming they have their um they have their sense of humor when they're public. Yeah. Do you think Jim Carrey had super muscles or did he have like some sort of Hollywood cage wire
mechanism to make his face go in certain directions at times? >> No, he's No, he he's made of like I am >> smoking. >> I don't know. He was fireman. The fireman in Living Color. He was like this fireman character and also like this >> Yeah. So, you know what? He um he's real, but um you know he's a he's the
high priest of the Hollywood satanic cult. Did you know that? >> Seriously, he's not a character. Yeah, he's very OCD and cranky. Yes, he is. I mean, most comedians are not very pleasant because they're like, I don't I being paid for being funny. Okay, so there that's Vanguard because Yeah.
>> What? Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iran. Iranian. Are you like an Iranian missile right now? Iran. Do it. >> See, Larry Jerry Seinfeld wasn't very funny, but Larry David was the funniest part of Jerry Simon. >> Yeah. Do you know who Larry David is? >> Who? >> Larry David.
>> Is he Jewish? >> Yes. >> No thanks. >> Okay. Well, did you ever see Seinfeld? Do you ever see that show Seinfeld? >> Um, unfortunately, a few times. Yes. >> Okay. So, you know, there's like that big fat so George Castanza and then there's that um who else is in that show? Kramer that that nut that the guy that bar you know those were based on real character those were
based on real characters of Larry David's friends. Actually Larry David was George and then the Kramer was the guy that lived you know across the hall from him and annoyed him and stuff and then they gave Jerry Seinfeld the show and it almost was cancelled because no one watched the first >> then it became a huge success. So, did Bob Saget's character on Full House bother you as well? >> Well, I tell I tell you who doesn't
bother me. >> Me. >> Gary Buucy having a reality check in the mirror AND SAY, "AM I OKAY?" YES, you're okay. AM I OKAY? Am I okay? >> I know. I know. I know. Eddie Freemason. No, you're not. Anddy Freemason. You're just going to kiss their ass, Vanguard. I mean, please. I mean, you're so transparent. I mean, you thought Roy Jay was funny for for goodness sake. I mean, isn't
>> what is Get some focus. Get some focus, mate. Who says I'm not funny? >> No, I didn't say No, I said I said um >> you're funny. >> And I'm not I'm definitely not a Mason, but >> you know Well, well, you're British. That's close enough. Hey, you know, so so Jerry So I say like Jerry Jerry Seinfeld, you hated the guy that did the voices more. Okay, so let me see what
was what were we talking about right before that? Um Gary Buucy Jerry Buucy would say things like, "Oh, fear, everything and run or something like that." And he think he's brilliant and stuff. That's just like a old joke. Yeah, this is the Vanguard Nick of Time. Hey, look. You got you got this the Nicks in here. Masonics.
>> Hi, I'm I'm Woodchucker. I'm Joey Gladstone. Sorry. >> Makeup time. Is that the Vanguard? Yes, it is. Yes. >> Yes. I didn't know. Can you believe that? Like a dork had a song by by beautiful Alana Morris that you know
written about him but he was that's such a bad song a mean song. >> Yeah. Can you imagine him getting a in the theater? I can't imagine that. >> So tell me how life is in California with no dad. How is it doing something? >> You're singing you're singing Tupac or No. I don't know. Yeah.
>> It wasn't. >> It wasn't Tupac. It wasn't Tupac. >> I don't know. Okay. But you know what? It's so hot here. And I supposedly have this this um heavy set Mexican guy coming to take me to pizza every night. I don't know if it'll work out. >> What? >> Yeah. >> A heavy set Mexican guy. Has he got a handlebar mustache as well?
>> Um no. He wears lipstick and eyeliner. Hey, look at there's Mason the drummer. >> And we have Mason. We have We officially have Mason and Nick in the in the in the ring. Okay. Did we >> please tell me you don't like mole on your food there? It's like >> mole that's Mexican more and it's I don't I don't mind it. It's just not very like it's like it's like kind of like a it's like a it's like a savory.
It's more like savory sauce. It's like a little not >> Well, it's it's chocolate. It's chocolate dark dark chocolate on your food. Come on. I like it better than >> it's like dark chocolate in the way it should be prepared rather than just like I don't like dark chocolate as chocolate pieces that's too >> I don't mind about on this bacon stuff.
>> So tell me more. Tell me more. The time >> Yeah. you went to India there. Get focused. Get focus. >> Yeah. India is where I want I really want to go to India. I was in Thailand. I was saying I went to Thailand when I was like 15. Vanguard just gets drunk and no one can understand what he says ever. Well, first of all, what time is
it in the UK? Am I not entitled to have a drink and a smoke? So, your definition gets drunk. Go yourself. >> I mean, rain Mexicans drink that cactus like they drink that that uh what is that? The agave for tequila. You know, you know what, Vanguard? I apologized to somebody because, you
know, I was trying to like, you know, ease things over and you know what she told me? She told me to hug a cactus and so I did, but it was an agave cactus and I got very drunk. >> Right. Well, can I just says always drunk? >> Always drunk. How many times How many times do you watch? been drunk. Hey, Vanguard, do you know >> Every time I've talked to you, you've
you're a famous guy, though? Hold on. I'm gonna show you something. >> Um, definitely not. But anyway, Alexander May is very famous for what? >> Cosby show. The porno Cosby show. >> Thank you, Wan. Thank you. I am definitely not I am definitely not. You got to wait till like 4:00 in the
morning. Then you'll see me drunk. Yes. >> Okay, Vanguard. So, here's what I have for you, Vanguard. We're not have a surprise for you. >> Here you go. Okay, so this is my website. This is called the Cult Codeex. And if I go down here to Oracle, it goes Oracle. And I type in Vanguard. I type in your name. Let's see what comes up in >> Right. Okay. Okay. Vanguard.
>> A N G U A R D. Got it. Oh, I just >> B A N G U A R D. Got it. Now, >> don't forget don't forget the one at the end. >> No, it doesn't matter. I think it just knows he was Vanguard. I collected. >> No, it's got to be correct. >> No, no, no, no. It wasn't. It says Vanguard. Vanguard enters as a disillusioned petitioner, a Scottish
frame holding skepticism towards the machinery of digital consciousness, particularly AI. He carries Viking heritage like an ancestral anchor. Oh, so you have Viking heritage and you're jelling me like I you >> No, you don't. NO, YOU DON'T. I DO. >> NO, YOU DON'T. >> I'm about to kick your ass out of here. You better shut up right now. >> Fair enough. You're entitled to kick my
ass, but you'll be here up alone. You'll all be alone again. So you want to kick my ass off right now or mind? But I like to read this first. It's almost over. So he carried biky hair like an ancestral anchor and arrives well that's my ancestor too. And arise through external contact then surfaces repeatedly across the panel's open air. His archetype demands explicit behavioral commitments from psyche. He watches for
sudden social discard within the collective structure. The pattern is recognition interrogation. He sees how the margins collapse when loyalty is tested. The archive holds them at the threshold between visitor and witness. Present enough to be named, skeptical enough to remain unabsorbed. That is so you. >> But so I'm skeptical enough to be
unabsorbed, but I certainly tell you all you're a bunch of every time I get an opportunity, don't I? Yes. >> Yeah, but you're wrong. >> But I tell you, you're a load of don't I? >> If you're wrong, that would make you full of Get out of here. Okay. Well, you I'll lay you back up. I don't know if you meant the very calm down. I
mean, you just you can be so upset. So, hold on. Let me see. What should I do? Jada, who's talking to to Rain, right? Rain, you have to you have to be like in your 20s, I think, to talk to Rain or else she'll get she'll call you a PDF. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Okay. Uh I'm so bad. I'm so bad. Hey,
I'll tell you the you know the Hanuman mantra Shri Hanumante Namaha. This is this Hold on a second. Um I'll let you back on. Just just wait a minute. Hold on a second. Sit backstage here. Um
gay club music. Vangar would like that. I need music. Music music.
Do you know that people are now worshiping AI? It's crazy. I want to be worshiped someday. I'm just kidding. I really won't. Um, let's see. Okay. Whoa. Is he Is he still here? Hold on. Oh, he's still here. So,
erase rain 000.7. Would you like to come up and push? Would you like to come up and push against me? Come on. Come on. Really? And anyway, I'm heterosexual, not homosexual. There's no kink in me. >> You strike me more You strike me more as a by curious person. >> No, I'm definitely heterosexual. There's
no kink in me. I just understand everything. Have you ever had a man tickle your booty hole? >> Why would I want to experience that? >> Well, you mean your doctor at least? You know, >> again, why it can save your life? You understand? I mean, >> no thank you. No thank you. You're going
all kinky again, aren't you? >> Kinky. It's not to to >> No thank you. Let's see what Iran's got to say. Iranian Iran would not. Bless Mexican amigga. >> Oh my god. Look at this stupid he was
saying and oh that by the way that is a real tripkick and tripick go yourself and die. How about that? >> Oh dear. >> He's what is that? What I ever do to him? He's harassing me. He's a he's a n i g e r. >> Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. But don't make comments about me. He ran 0.0.
>> When Tom is about to get in the head >> Jesus Christ. >> Anyway, it's like who was that? It just tried to you up. >> That's Trip and Sip. He's like one of these like barnacles in the panel verse. Just >> barnacles.
>> A barnacle in the ass >> Not even a limpit. Barnacle. Olympid. Olympid. He's a barnacle. >> Little shrimp in a in a shell. And he's like, you know what he said? He said like someone there was a picture of a woman with worms coming out of her butt. Just toilet paper and he would still have sex with her.
>> Isn't that disgusting? >> So tell me more. Tell me why I don't like Monday. >> He also doesn't care if a woman is farting when he's having sex with her. He said more. What? What type of fart is it? Like the front fort or the back fort? >> Both of probably the same time. I don't know. I mean, I don't I'm not close to it. Why didn't Why? I don't know. You mean it's a vinegar recipe? It was oil
and vinegar. >> So, you don't know that um the pushing of the cushion um can create vacuums and farts too in the front side. >> Well, I I Well, it kind of works the same in men, too. So, I mean, but I'm really I don't That's when I That's when I decided to become celibate when that sort of happened. Oh. >> So, tell me the last time you had sex
with a woman. Psych. >> With a woman? That was 2012 or 13. Oh, we have Oh, >> you have a lady. >> hell. >> Who the do you think you're talking to? You bald >> Who you talking? >> You bald British >> What? >> You're like 50 years old and toothless.
>> Oh, >> don't talk to me, weirdo. You don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. You immature child. off. >> You're like 50 and you're toothless. Don't talk to me. >> You're like 50 and you're toothless. His man. >> You're bald, You're bald. >> I'm a bald I mean, how's your boyfriend with the cockeyed eyes?
>> Prove it, weirdo. >> How's your boyfriend? Sorry, your brother. >> How's your brother with the cockeyed eyes, >> He's not my brother, you weirdo. Not my brother. You all have weird incest fantasies. >> Ah, mate. Have you got cockeyed eyes also? Your ears are >> um I know you do with your old
ass. >> My old ass. Lovely. >> Lovely British wanker >> Another guest. >> She's got she's got no sense of personality has she. >> And now we have this other bald >> No. No. You don't want to sleep in with your brother. You nasty as Rain.
You sleep with your sister. >> You're not even my brother. We met on >> You know your stepbrother. Your YouTube weirdo. stepbrother. >> We're not. >> Oh my gosh. You're all >> Who's JT? >> Okay. >> I think Jay Dog just said the N word, too. >> No, that was not me. >> No, he didn't. No, he didn't. He didn't
say that at all. I just >> I know you were whispering it, You bald >> Good luck. Good luck with your maturing there. >> I don't trust bald. >> Good luck with your maturing. >> What? How many times have you swallowed mole? >> What the are you talking about? Nobody understands you, >> What? How many times have you swallowed
mole? >> Speak proper English. >> Well, I am speaking English. Are you >> not British English? English. English. No, that's proper English, you American English. >> American English is not proper English, you up. >> Yeah, it is. >> What? >> No, it's not. >> Yeah, it is.
>> You're over there speaking British >> Wow. and snorting and What the is wrong with you? >> Are you like 600 lb, >> You got trouble breathing, >> What? Where does English come from, Mrs. Ishag, my brother Rain? What?
>> Nobody gives a about you and your save the queen ass. >> She's dead. Actually, she's dead. She's Well, sorry about that. >> Nobody gives a if she's dead. >> Nobody gives a if she's dead. Nobody gives a if she's dead. >> So, how do you find your Jewish? >> What happened to your precious queen, you >> What? What happened? What happened to you?
>> What happened to your queen >> El presidente. El presidente. >> Nobody gives a about the president. >> I'd like to say I do love Mexico, but I don't like R. >> Yeah, you're over there hating on Mexico and you. >> A V. >> Don't talk to me, you old bald
Don't talk to me. >> Don't ever say my name again, >> Viva. I run through that small ass skull of yours, >> Viva, Mexico. Yeah. Any more to say? Uh, Ren,
>> what was that noise? >> I'm so disgusting. Vanguard, you have >> Sorry about that. I can't help bodily. I any can't help what the body does. Sorry about that. >> Come on. >> You go. You just say could put your hand over your mouth and say, "Excuse me, governor." >> Right. Well, I'll say it preemptively.
Sorry. Exemptively. >> I do apologize for my burp there. Psych. Apologize. And >> I apologize to Psych and anybody that doesn't like a good burp. Yes. >> I love it. I love it. Do it right in my face. Sorry. Am I going to unban you? Trippy cake, you just nword bomb me twice. No,
you're not. You're not gonna be unbanned unless you um you have to put up um I anytime on the panel verse thing and I'll consider it. Otherwise, you're going to be in my chat being watched carefully. So, >> Viva Mexico, >> Fever >> what a dick. kidding. I abandoned him and he does it
again. It's like what? How dumb am I have to be? You know, you don't even shame on me. It's shame on you know whoever created humanity for this dumb fall for you again tripping kick tripping sip whatever the your name is >> anyways like
>> what's wrong with the younger having to go older people these days do they not respect older people because don't forget older people brought those young up >> right >> so I mean about ingratitude but you know I'd rather like instead of like I'd rather talk about Dean Coun. Have
you read a Dean Coun novel? >> Well, it's I mean Dean Coun. Yes, man. Yeah. >> Okay. That's that's just a better thing to talk about because >> Oh, anyway, can we talk about fried chicken? Cuz Erin wants to talk about fried chicken. >> I don't I don't want to talk about >> Not Erin Rain wants to talk about fried chicken.
What is best? It's called >> Poo Frito called >> Hermanos Polio. >> What do you mean? It's so funny. The chicken brothers. What? And you say you're not making a sonic joke. Okay. >> Hermanos polio. >> Well, you are a queso Hermono. That means you're >> queso.
>> Yeah. >> Queso cheese brother. What? >> You're cheese. You're cheesy. >> I'm very cheesy. All right. >> Yeah. And I want to wear you like a bra. >> No thank you, mate. Like I told you before, I'm heterosexual. So, good luck with that. >> Well, bras aren't gay or straight. All they all they are is
>> I bet you support people thinking they can go into bathrooms just because they identify as a man. Women's bathrooms. That is >> It was George Michael that went into that park bathroom and and talked to that chef or that that that he was British. You sicko. Why are the The British invented the bath house. The British invented the
um you know the the dark alley in the in the the sex. >> What was the British >> The British invented the dark alley in the sex club. In the dark alley. >> So So tell me tell me why the blue oyster club exists. Tell me why the blue
oyster exist. Tell me why. Right. What? >> They needed us. They needed a band to put out the song. >> Well, tell me why the blue oyster clips club. >> Guess who sings that? >> Tell me why. Anyway, tell me why the blue oyster is prevalent in so much
Hollywood stuff. The blue oyster. Come on. >> Aler Crowley basically invented modern rock and roll. Everything comes from the Tavistock Institute. Everything's basically from England. And >> what? You've heard of the Taffford Tavveristock Clinic. Not institute by the way. The Tavisto clinic. >> Hey, there is an institute. Okay. Well, yeah, you're going to disagree. Okay. Go ahead.
>> Wow. >> We have the Mayo Clinic here. We have the You have the Tavistock Institute over there. That's all I know. Okay. >> No, it's a Tavveristock clinic and it was closed down because it was found to transition children. >> They're lying about it. Okay. So, it's so there's a town in England called Tavistock. in Devon, England. It's a market town, right? >> No, we're not talking about that place.
You bell, are you stupid? The Tafftock Clinic was in London. It was the gender identifying bullshitter. >> Come on. Where >> you're talking about some clinic? I'm talking about the think tank which is called the Tavistock Institute of Human Relations. Okay. It is >> the Tavveristo clinic mate and it got shut down for up so many
children who wanted to be trans. You're thinking you're thinking of that that who who was that that terrible terrible talk show host that that got in trouble. >> No, go check it out. The Tavveristo clinic. >> Before you want me to even say another word, if you don't check out the Tavveristo clinic, >> I'll you know what I want you to do? I want you to check out Tavisto Institute
and I'm going to put you put the link in the backstage for you so you can see it. >> Look at this. >> That's Tavin. That's Tav Institute, not Tavis. It says Tavis stock. Read it backstage. >> That's Tav Institute. >> Not read. >> That's Tav Institute. >> That's the aggressive of it. It's called the Tavistock Institute.
>> That's Tav Institute. >> The website is, but not the name of the organization. >> Okay, I can't take you anymore. Listen, I'll explain the whole story. Okay. Tapos Institute. This is like, you know, in England and they made up the Beatles basically. They did all this research on on human psychology and and you know cultural programming and scops and then
they put out this you know the Beatles and and the monkeys and whatever else you know every other basic sci-hop band that they put out it's all basically very carefully studied and planned. Now we >> Yes. Oh, >> well it's the Tavveristock Clinic is not
Tavisto Tavist or what you call it. Tavistock clinic. >> Hey, I'm not going to say I'm at the Tavin. I'm at the Tabin Institute.org. It says that the Tavistock Institute of Human Relations. >> It's not the Tavveristo, man. There's no CK at the end.
>> Okay. I mean, it's like you're just being so annoying. I'm trying to show you that it does. Look, here's what I've been doing with the very website right there. There it says it right there. Okay. I mean, I don't want to argue with you all day, but you're just being you're being Oh, okay. He left finally. Okay. Jesus Christy. It says, "We we explore and reveal hidden patterns in human behavior and help people and organizations build together." It says consultancy, research
and evaluation, professional development. It's they have programs and you're going to find like a music program probably here in the research or something like this. Look at group relations, ethics and leadership. These are all these classes. Cert dynamics at board level, consulting and change, coaching and leadership, supervision. Okay, so that's that one. But we can go to who we are. We can go to history, our
story, and it says, "We've been actively exploring human behavior since 1947 in our radical artistic questioning institution. The roots of our work go back to the period after World War I. A group of medical professionals called the Tavistock group worked with the British Army to help soldiers who had been prisoners during the war to return to civilian life and equally as important to help their families and
communities adjust to having them back. In 1947, the Tavis Institute of Human Relations was founded to provide a base for organizational consultancy. Look at repeating the lines of these words, right? Group relations and research drawing on ideas that took shape during and after the two world wars when they were putting a lot of money into these things, right? Okay. The body of of work that developed at the institute and our sister organizations became highly
influential. Particularly the fusion of psychoanalysis, open systems thinking and group relations later formalized by Eric Miller and AK Rice among others. Okay? I mean I mean it's like I mean it's a little it's even in Scotland they have a blueprint for change in Scotland today. They carry forward the mission. Okay. And say so here's where Vanguard is. He's confused. Okay. There since there's other Tavisocks. There are several separate organizations that
share the Tavisoc banner with us. The Tavistock Clinic, that's what he's talking about, founded by the group of medical practitioners that work with soldiers and families after the First World War, eventually joined the Tavistock and Portman NHS Foundation Trust, is now part of the North London NHS Foundation Trust. So, was I right or was I wrong? I mean, it's like he's screaming at me the whole time. I'm just trying to like to explain something. Oh,
you're wrong. I mean, do you understand that? How that kind of that's like a heckling that takes away from my message and and what I'm trying to say when you're just being so rude. I'm just going to end the show. Hold on. No. Hold on. I thought I had three people, but I actually have 30, so never mind. Wow, I'm back. Okay. Anyway, I mean, he's so rude.
What a douche. Oh, it's not doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. You Mary Poppins. Oh, I'm not scheduled to wolf out until the 28th. Well, you know what? You don't handle my, you know, you don't handle my my schedule, Alexandra. Okay. I'm not your intern. You're not my intern. You know, I work on my own schedule, okay? And you stop putting these magical spells on me
because you know what they're doing? They're annoying the other spirits. And as Modius is not happy, so stop it. Tell me why. And I'm not going to hear the secret I had to say. Oh, wow. Secrets. Oh, no. Tell me the secret. What is it? That, you know, the power of the elixir of life. I mean, that's the only thing that really matters to me at
this point. I've been trying to survive another day in this world. What? You don't have a secret? Wait, what? You know, Kate has a big back. Bea has a big bush. What is your secret panel versus be tripping tripick? I mean, Jesus. Be right back.
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>> I walked into the temple wearing Crocs and a velvet cake. Saw a raccoon reading tarot yelling, "Bro, your aura is great." Crystal ball was full of Mountain Dew and smoke. A skeleton DJ play the Lam and told a dirty joke. A goth none sold
lightning for 399. Said sign here in Dragon and everything will be divine. Some dude named Kevin summons each by accident. Now demons in Hawaiian shirts are asking where the bathroom went. Everybody chatting weird stuff backwards
in the rain. Somebody's grandma crowd surfing, screaming, "Open up the veil." The moon looked down embarrassed like I do not know these men. Then psyche rode a shopping cart straight through the astral plane. WELCOME TO THE CULT OF PSYCHE. Candles melting on the Harley.
Laughing with the SHADOW PEOPLE AT THE HAUNTED AFTER PARTY. Tarot cards and disco lasers. Goat headed motivational speakers. Everybody levitating badly. Open fire pizza and tequila. >> Oh no. >> The oracles possessed again. >>
>> Oh yeah. Welcome to the cult of psych. >> We got forbidden knowledge stored inside a Taco Bell. A wizard cursed a soda machine. Now it only spits our spells. There's a vampire in the parking lot who only drink trouble. A possessed room chanting Latin while it headbutts crystal skulls. An ancient
monk from Atlantis started beef on live stream chat cuz somebody called a sacred robes. the table from habit. Meanwhile, psych from it at a broken TV set giving life smoking marets. Protect your piece of raccoon cry then stole somebody's wallet. A demon did a kick flip past the
cursing mechanical parro. The eye of started blinking to the rhythm of the base and every weird rejected soul was dancing face to face. Welcome to the cult of psyche where the prophets made dramatically skeleton marching
doom rifts automatically discover
our damation. Welcome to the cult of psychic. Astro Walmart gladiators laughing under neon pentagrams with psychic alligators. If the world outside is boring, come get strange and disappear.
Welcome to the cult of psychic. >> We're here TO SHOW THIS SIDE of fear.
Are you still with me? Hi. Oh. Oh, and look, it goes to KZ. Well, you know what, Kate? It's called FOMO, you know. And if I'm going to sit here and be afraid of missing out on something, I heard the gossip yesterday. Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh, you know, someone has great gossip. And it was just what what that you you told RG, you know that you said RG said beat a pizza or
something. I was like, well, that was like not very exciting. So, I'm not gonna be hoodwinkedked again by you guys. Okay. If you have a secret to tell me, just tell me the secret. Have to make it a big thing. Oh, oh, I'm just going to call you the n-word 100 times and then, you know, when you don't forgive me, you'll feel stupid. And that's what Trip and Kick did. I see right through his little game.
Oh, I got that right here. I have some gods about shift kick, but I'm too nice to say it. Put it like that.
But anyway, I don't get FOMO because my life is so full of wonderful things. Okay. Um, but hi Kate, how are you? I mean, Kate, I mean, it's like I go to give you the exclusive yesterday. Not yesterday, the day before yesterday because, you know, I was just on Saman's, you know, be, you know, Alexander had said I was casting spells on her and I've been stalking her
for years and all these things. And then I, you know, I rage quit and I went right to your place and you're like, "Not tonight, Psyche." And then you sent Q over to porn bomb. I know it was you. He wouldn't do that for for anybody. Tripping cake. Yeah. He wouldn't just do that for anybody. He did that for you. and either you you do it for free for you. I bet he would do it for Alex too if she paid
him. You know, it's like but okay, tell me and think that as well tell me. Okay. Well, now I'm now now I'm having fear of fo fear of telling someone else. FOS, right? I don't know. Tell me. Tell me. Just tell me after the show, please. I
need to know immediately. I'm dying dying here. Okay. Wow. So, did you guys want to hear about the the uh the owls and the
and the cats? I don't know if you heard about this here. Share it. You know who the owls are and the cats? I do because of this video.
Digital disagreements typically vanish when the browser closes. In this corner of the streaming world, however, words spoken in a chat room trigger a rapid sequence of real world sabotage. Creators weaponize a specific set of digital assets. archived private audio, foyer requests for police records, and
doxing documents shared via community posts. The community is split between two primary factions, a group known as the Owls, and a rival collective following a creator named Beta. In this ecosystem, the dismantling of a rival's personal life serves as the core product rather than an accidental byproduct of
the broadcast. This turf war eventually pulled in bystanders like Psyche, a creator who became the target of a coordinated multiplatform harassment campaign. The instigators utilized a hitandun tactic. They would launch emotional, aggressive attacks on live streams, then immediately delete their archives, erasing the evidence and allowing them to claim they were the
ones being targeted. This cycle of plausible deniability broke when a whistleblower known as INX began archiving the footage before it could be scrubbed from the internet. Combating this level of organized harassment required more than just matching rumors. It required the compilation of a definitive digital paper trail. Beta maintained her influence by presenting herself as a constant victim, frequently
using emotional breakdowns on stream to mobilize her followers against anyone who questioned her. Archives told a different story. In one documented incident, Beta was caught on camera pulling the whiskers out of her own cat while intoxicated and sweeping them into a plastic bag. Her claims of professional success also collapsed. Former associates provided panels with evidence that she had been fired by her
own father for negligence and was living in a section 8 housing unit. Recordings of private calls eventually surfaced, showing Beta dropping her victim persona to issue direct threats against other creators when the cameras were off. This strategy is known as hate bonding. By uniting an audience against a common fabricated enemy, she could divert
attention away from her own documented behavior. The Owls responded by escalating the conflict even further. The war shifted from petty insults to the doxing of home addresses and the targeting of rivals family members. Beta's top enforcer, Sandman, became the primary voice of this escalation, spending hours delivering aggressive, targeted rants against various women in
the community. This comparison illustrates the gap between Sandman's online posturing and his documented reality. While he mocked the financial status of others, leaked records revealed he was living in subsidized housing, sleeping on an air mattress in a room shared with his brother. This created an infinite loop of hypocrisy.
The self-appointed justice police were now employing the exact doxing and harassment tactics they claimed to be eradicating. To dismantle the false narratives permanently, INX and allied archivers like Eldo bypassed the deleted streams entirely by releasing saved chat logs and internal data. A cache of
leaked direct messages provided the first major breakthrough. These logs proved that the harassment campaigns were not spontaneous reactions, but were meticulously coordinated offstream. Forensic tracking eventually unmasked the clone accounts, establishing a direct digital connection between anonymous trolls and the primary creators directing them. The release of
this archive stripped the community of its reliance on hearsay, replacing speculative drama with a foundation of hard, undeniable data. The impact on Beta's camp was immediate. Her reputation as an innocent victim vanished, and the enforcer she relied on were publicly discredited by their own leaked records. Members of the Owls gang
suffered similar consequences as their real life addresses and family details remain circulating online, compromising their physical safety. This is a digital mutually assured destruction. When a community weaponizes private data, there is no positive outcome. Winning an argument requires destroying your own privacy. Every attack ensures the
network collapses into a flat zero. In the drama farming economy, there are no actual winners. Only
Okay. Well, I don't know. I hope you heard it. Hi, babe. Hi, Lola. Oh, yeah. Pull pull out a butt plug. Guys, I have like a thousand like new commands, too, for Nightbot if you want to like play with them. Like, there's some that are like um interactive. Like, you can do the weather for your town or whatever or anywhere in the world you want. You can just type in weather and then put the city. Hi, Lord. Come here. I'll go
Tempe, Arizona, for example. If I go weather and I go tempe Arizona should work and I can also give you all the commands. Okay, so it's not Oh, I
spelled it wrong. Okay. Oh, hold on. You I spelled it wrong. W A H E R. Hold on. You need to spell it exactly right, too. In no space. Uh, yeah. Sorry. I guess it's harder. There you go. Perfect. Nick, you got it. It's going to use the weather of my city right there. But um it's type if you type in your Oh, here
it is. Okay. Said players that haven't been archived yet. That was the end of the thing. There we go. Tempe. Arizona is 108 degrees. That's hot. Hi, Lola. Hi, Miss Lola.
I know Nancy. Auntie's just a minute. She's a minute. Oh, hi Lola. Hello. Oh, how are you, sweetheart? So, how are we doing, guys? Today is um Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. What is is there anything on like Let me see. It's um 7:26. Does anybody want me to read their
codeex um entry? Does anybody want a reading? I'm gonna I was going to do these other decks of these these are simple cards. I'm going do these some fairy cards and then I'll private ones. Hi baby. Come play with me. We have sleep. Says underneath the nighttime skies fairies sing you lullabies. Okay. It could be like you
know maybe get some more sleep, make some rest. Um and maybe like you know there's certain things you can listen listen to that will help you out with that. I'm getting a lot of Facebook request all at once all of a sudden. That's really strange. Okay. Come on baby. Okay. Or so sleep. What's that in relation to? It says music. Okay. Okay. So, there's music. So, we got sleep and music. So, maybe it's like this is something you're supposed to
listen to when you go to sleep. I listen to a lot of really cool. They're called Sesio um music. It's like 432 hertz, which is like kind of like the perfect golden ratio um to play music at. Like the music is uh well, I think you know Rudy is around so
he's in the bedroom, I think. Hi, baby. Hi, baby. The door's right outside. So, and we and we got fourleaf clover. There we go. Fourleaf clover. There's some good luck coming, too. Maybe after you get all that sleep. It says, "You have found a fourleaf clover. Unlucky
times will soon be over." Lunar's right. Lunar's right. You know, it's really hot in here right now. It's like very hot. It's How hot is it? It is. It's over 80 degrees in here. And so, it's a little bit warm. Little bit warm.
Hi, baby. Also, there's like a little like there's some f there's some funky energy being sent to, you know, to me, which I can always tell because it's like the cats are always like the first to notice, you know, and so it's like um they're kind of like on guard for me right now, but I don't want I don't like them taking that all that energy for me
that people are I mean there it should be a negative energy sent to me, not to the cats, you know, and uh you know, they're innocent. I know some some people are just so sick they have to mess with like, you know, energy fields that they don't know anything about, you know. But anyway, we also have keep going. Keep going. So, that's a sign to uh
you're on the right track. Stay on course. This uh the world at times is big and loud, but we'll make sure you're safe and sound. Nice. And finally, we have gratitude in this deck. I know. Oh, I know. I know. And he it's like he you know, he's he's
sad. He's he you know, he's like 18 years old or 19 and it's like um you know, I just feel like he's slowing down a little bit and it's kind of sad because I only had him for since last year. You know, I took him in. But I bet it says gratitude. Everything will be all all right. Fairies dance in your delight. So there you go. Everything will be all right. Everything's going to
be all right. Everything's going to be okay. Okay. What's this one? There's one left in the box. The left in the box. It says release. Sometimes the only thing to do is laugh or cry. And it's up to you which one. Okay. I love that saying. My favorite sayings. It's like sometimes I always say, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Sometimes I just prefer to laugh. Okay. I'm going to go to the secret garden. I'll do five cards out of
here and then we'll wrap it up unless anyone wants anything. It says opportunity. There's an opportunity somewhere for you guys um that you should be looking out for. ources. So there's no use for uh looking for luck. It arrives at unexpected times. Okay? It's like you never can predict when opportunity will will uh will come, but all you can do is take advantage of the opportunity when
it comes, you know, because that's what it is. It's a opportunity there. Forgiveness. A crushed flower still gives off a sweet scent. Yeah. You know, I like to think that it's like, you know, um there's there's also a saying here. There's a saying that it's like, you know, like, you know, incense. You burn incense and it just smells even sweeter. You know, it's like kind of like, you know, I feel like
I've been kind of trying to be burned at the steak or whatever sometimes and it's like I just get sweeter and more fragrant and maybe a little bit of a smoky thing so I can like, you know, escape. This one says hidden depths. It says you are only you only see the surface. Look beyond. Okay, there are hidden depths. There's um
other planes. There's other things that have never even occurred to you that you would maybe walk by a hundred times and you never noticed it. And then it's like, you know, just so check out these things and because it says patience. It says wait for the fruit to ripen. Okay? So don't just go rushing in like see like if you see something, you know, let it let it mature, let it uh grow, let it
be ready, and then maybe the opportunity will be ready. And this one says adapt. You will get yourself where you want to be. And that's the trick to kind of life is to kind of like roll with the punches and you know you change your course a little bit. Sometimes you adjust you make a little changes. Uh always better
to make small changes every day rather than some big change that you won't be able to you won't be able to stay with you know just do like a like a little small thing a day even if it's like five minutes. I mean, it's like just it's it's basically the pattern and the and the repetition that will kind of get it programmed for you. So, let me see what's being said.
Okay. Baselbug caverns. The omens are unclear for Baselbug cave. The file lodges in flies lodge in hell. Where is What is that? Is that like the hellfire club? Okay. I I have something interesting. So, I'll be right back. I mean, I've got an interesting presentation for you. One second. I'll be right back. I love you.
Everyone, tonight we're going to have a look at the god Prius. As I promised earlier, he is the god of lust and fertility. He was a minor rustic fertility god. a
protector of livestock and fruit, plants, gardens, male gen genitalia. He is also a god of boundaries like Hermes. He was marked by his oversized permanent erection which gave rise to the medical term priism
which is a persistent and painful erection of the penis. He was also the protector of beehives, flocks, and vineyards. His symbols were the donkey. Flowers fruits vegetables fish and donkeys were traditionally sacrificed to him.
This is the scepter of Priapus. He is the son of Aphrodite. But who his father is is sort of a mystery. It's either Dionis or Pan or Zeus or even Hermes himself.
He was in the womb of Aphrodite when she was judged by Paris to be the most beautiful goddess. Um, and Hera cursed him because she was jealous. She cursed him with impotence, ugliness,
and foul-mindedness while he was still in the womb. His impotence was the inability to sustain an erection when the time came for sexual intercourse. So I find that very interesting that the fertility god of ancient Greece is
ultimately impotent. This is a painting by Sandro Bacelli, the judge of Paris and this is a rare case where the goddesses are actually clothed.
This is uh Juditio Dear Day by Rosi Davidid. Here's Aphrodite winning the apple. Here's Athena with her aegis.
So Aphrodite was offended by his def disfigurement and he she cast Prius from Mount Olympus and abandoned him in the wilderness. So he was raised by herdsmen pan and saters. Here's Priapus
on a fresco from Pompei with the attributes of Hermes here.
More preipus imagery at Pompei again with Hermes. Pompei has a UNESCO World Heritage site status which to my mind means it's a hoax site. I believe
that Pompei was created to solidify this whole ancient Rome narrative. It's the most popular popular tourist attraction in Italy with 2.5 million visitors per year and a tourist
destination for 250 years. So coded with sevens. This is a statue of Priapus at Pompei located in a small cubicle leading off from the kitchen of the house of Veti. So, can you imagine seeing this every time you walk to your kitchen?
Another fresco from Pompei. Here he is with his frigen cap. He was said to be from a lampsicus in Asia Minor. He was also a tutor to the infant Aries and he taught him dancing before he
taught him more. Here he is weighing his fallus with the weight of a bag of coins and the basket of fruit.
You can read about those on your own. So he was a uh the statues of Priapus were common in the countryside of ancient Greece and Rome standing in gardens and doorways and crosscodes crossroads. To propitiate Priipus, the
traveler would stroke the statue's penis as he passed by. The Hermai would be rubbed or anointed with olive oil and adorned with garlands and wreaths.
The Athenians often conflated Prius with Hermes, the god of boundaries. And here's the kaducus of Hermes
or stroking of the fallus. This is a painting by Francisco de Goya elucientes called sacrifice to prius.
He was also the patron go the patron god of seaman or um merchant sailors that is he was a navigational aid apparently. Priapus protection traits can be traced back to the importance placed on the fallus in ancient times especially associated with fertility and garden
protections. Mariners carried on board these apatropeic items like the terracotta fallus and wooden preus figurines. Wooden preappic markers were often erected in areas of dangerous passage.
In Greece, the fallus was thought to have a mind of its own, animallike, separate from the mind and control of the man. The fallus was also associated with possession possession and territorial territorial demarcation
attributing to prius the other role as a navigational deity. Now this is called a tintanabulum. Uh this is a polyphallic
uh tintinabulum of priopic mercury. The tintinabulum is like a windchime or assemblage of bells and often took the form of a bronze phallic figure or fascinum. They were called
a more uh fascinous tintabulum.
This is another kind of tintinabulum used by the Roman Catholic Church. It was a bell mounted on a pole placed in the basilica to signify the church's link with the pope. Here's another
ancient Roman tintabulum uh echoing the idea that the fallus has a mind of its own and the man must fight to control it. The fascinum which these are called are
magical embodiment of the divine fallus. their effiges and amulets, amulets, remedies for the evil eye or invidia. Happiness and success were felt to be subjected to the powerful force of envy or invidia. So
soldiers, infants, and triumphing generals needed the fashion to repel the evil eye.
More fashion charms. Winged phallic charms. The fascinous. This one is called the fist and the fallus. The um amulet prevalent among soldiers. Apparently the fist makes a monos fica
or the fig sign which wards off the evil eye. and brings good luck. This is the fig hand, the fig sign. More fashion.
Our word fascinate derives from the Latin fascinum. And fascinous, to practice magic, to enchant, bewitch, and to repel invidia. In that sense, it's also a sense of binding
more fascinum. Invidia, Nvidia is a goddess, the goddess of envy or the evil eye. Invidere means literally to look too closely. >>
>> Avid writes on Invidia in his metamorphoses. Her face was sickly pale, her whole body lean and wasted, and she squinted horribly. Her teeth were discolored and decayed. Her poisonous breast of a greenish hue, and her tongue dripped venom, gnawing at others and being
gnawed, she was herself her own torment. Yes, this is jealousy. This is a picture by John William Waterhouse called Cersei Invidiosa. Uh Cersei is the goddess of sorcery and
witchcraft. And here she is in a jealous state poisoning the pool from which the beautiful nymph Sila will drink and be turned into a monster.
Here's a painting of Nemesis, the Greek counterpart to Invidia by Alfred Rithl Rol. Here's another fascinous amulet. That's
a bass relief legged fallus ejaculating into an evil eye on which a scorpion sits. said to date from the 2n century AD Libya. I think it looks more like early 20th century perhaps
more evil eye being attacked by a fascinous. Here we come to the vestal virgins. The vestal virgins were priestesses of Vesta who was the goddess of the hearth. So they tended
the hearth of Rome itself. This was the sacred fire that was never to go out which is the idea of the eternal flame. There were six of them in total. not 16 like the procoheram song states which probably just wanted to code that
song with seven. So the vestal virgins were in charge of the cult of the fascinus popularuli Romani which is one of the tokens of the safety of the state.
When a Roman general celebrated a triumph, the vestal virgin suspended a fashion charm under his chariot to ward off invidia.
This is the temple of the vestal virgins in the Roman forum.
SPQR. This is the um
Senate and the people of Rome is what that stands for. This is Romulus and Remis suckling from the shewolf of the mythical origins of Rome. Here's the Roman Empire.
And what's his name? The dictator Mussolini resurrected these initials in his fascist Rome and even put it on manhole covers. Here is an example of the fashionuse
that was attached to the triumphing general's chariot to ward off the evil eye. So the fascinous popular Romani was considered one of the pora imperi
objects supposed to guarantee the continued imperium of ancient Rome. Traditionally there are seven but when I read about them I never come across the fascinus. Only when I'm reading about the fashion news specifically do they mention it's one of the pinora Imperi
but let's have a look at a couple of these others. This is the palladium. The palladium is a cult image of great antiquity on which the safety of Troy and then Rome was dependent.
It's a wooden statue of Palis Athena, an olivewood effigy. Looks sort of like a herm here. It was said to have fallen from heaven in answer to the prayer of Ilas, the founder of Troy. Here
is the palladium being protected by the temple of the vestas best virgins. So this is the origin of the palladium. Triton was fostering Athena along with his
daughter Palace. During a friendly mock fight between the two, Zeus looked down from his seat in the sky and thought they were fighting to kill. He distracted Palace with his Aegis and Athena, expecting Palace to dodge, thrust a spear into her heart, killing Palace instantly. When I see this word, I see it uh
reminiscent of the word fallus. Fallus and Palace. Very close. Out of sadness and regret, she created the palladium, a statue in the likeness of Palace. This is the Aegis of Zeus and Athena.
It's on both of their shields. This is the Gorgonion, the Medusa head in the central boss. Here's the palladium again represented on a fresco in Pompei.
Platium is also a chemical element. It's of the platinum group metals, one of the six noble, precious metallic elements, which kind of echoes the six noble birthed vestal virgins.
They are all transition metals in the D block, whatever that means. More palladium imagery.
Here are the vessels guarding the palladium. The seven phallic columns in the back. This is another pinora imperi or sacred object for the security of government. It's called the Anile.
One of 12 sacred shields of Mars. One fell from heaven during the reign of Rome's second king, Numa Pompilius, who ordered 11 copies made to confuse would be thieves.
The priests that were the keepers of the angiles were the sulli or the leaping priests of Mars. They were 12 patrician youths dressed as archaic warriors in their pollutantum or short red cloak and apex which is a
spiked headdress looks like a spiked fallus. Again that 12 the Roman system is base 12. Here's the inile and the apex.
The si were a form of the flamine or official cult priests of 15 different deities. And there was also mention of the Salian virgins who assisted in the college of pontiffs in a transvest transvestite initiation.
So the fascinus reminds me of the fascis. They are etmologically related. Sometimes it's pronounced the phoscase. I heard it more often pronounced the fascis. The vest and the fascis. This is
just a um feminist critical theory book about the erotics of the marketplace and the persistence of phallic metaphors in modern juristprudence. So yes, I would say that the fastase or fascis is a phallic metaphor.
>> Facts. >> It's a bundle of >> sticks. >> It's a fastened bundle of rods symbolizing a magistrate's word >> and jurisdiction. >> And this is a Roman lifter. >> A ler is a >> who was a bodyguard to the magistrates who held imperium. So good. Animal was
not what happened. >> Dressed in his little skirt. >> Here are some more Roman lers with their fascis. Rome's first king Romulus was the first to appoint 12 lers to attend him.
Here's the very phallic fashes. This part is called the labyrs and it echoes the labia of the female gener generative principle.
It's also a historically associated with female deities. Here's a symbol of the fast case at the Shelonian theater at Oxford University.
It suggested strength through unity. More examples of the base 12 Roman system. These are the laws, the jurist prudence that we probably still live under.
More fascis uh lending their masculine energy to this Abe Lincoln. I believe most if not all of our presidents have been Here's George Washington with his fascis.
Now we come to the phallic god Mutinus Tutinus. He is a marriage deity often equated with Priapus. During um preliminary marriage rights, the Roman brides were supposed to have straddled mutinous to prepare themselves for intercourse. Early church fathers
interpreted this as an obscene loss of virginity. Quote, Tutinus upon whose shameful laps sit brides so that the god seems to sample their shame before the fact. Muto is slang for penis in Latin.
Here's Priapus in his motus role as a marriage deity. Again,
this is the god Liber or the free one, >> Roman god of male fertility, also known as Liberator, the free father. He was the god god of viticulture and wine, fertility, freedom and the plebs.
His romanized form of Dianisis and Bakus. Liberelia was celebrated on March 17th and he also came to be equated with free speech, >> liberty. He personified the male creative
procreative power which was ejaculated as the soft seed of human and animal semen. His temples held the image of a fallus. In Levvenium, this was the principal focus for his month-long festival when according to St. Augustine, the dishonorable member was placed on a little trolley and taken in procession around the local crossroad
shrines, then to the local forum for its crowning by an honorable matron. The rights ensured the growth of seeds and repelled any malicious enchantment fashionatus from the fields. >> This is a cup used in Liberalia
>> cornucopia. >> Another scene from Liberelia. >> We were all of the book of the law book. So, I'm going to take a break here and we'll get to part two shortly. Okay. Thank you very much for watching. >> I did play I played part two recently,
but we can watch it some other time too if you see that. But pretty interesting. I'll read a little bit more of my book right now. So, everyone welcome travelers, you know. So, the oldest gateway is not carved from stone. It is the moment a person says, "Perhaps I have been mistaken." So, here's the invitation.
Uh if this has found your way into your into your ears, then perhaps you have already begun asking questions that cannot be answered by a slogan, a headline, or a passing opinion. Perhaps you have a sense that the world is stranger than it first appears. Perhaps you have watched certainty become louder while wisdom becomes quieter. Perhaps you have seen people become experts in
winning arguments but noviceses in understanding one another. Or perhaps you simply wandered here by accident. If so, welcome. The cult of psyche does not claim that accidents do not exist. We merely notice that unexpected encounters often become meaningful only in hindsight. The handback, this handbacker, what I'm reading to you is an invitation to investigate not an instruction manual for what to believe.
It offers no final doctrine. It grants no special status. It does not ask for your allegiance. Instead, it asks for something both simpler and more difficult. Bring your curiosity. Bring your skepticism. Bring your imagination. Bring your willingness to discover where your own assumptions end and a larger mystery begins. So what is the cult of psyche? Despite its name, the cult of psyche is not a religion, not a
political movement, and not an institution demanding conformity. The word cult is used deliberately because language has power. Throughout history, the term has gathered fear, fascination, misunderstanding, and myth. By reclaiming it as a symbol of shared exploration rather than control, we invite people to look beyond first impressions. The true cult is not a hierarchy of followers. It is a culture
of inquiry. Membership is measured neither by belief nor by obedience. It's measured by a willingness to think, to listen, to question, and to grow. Every traveler remains free. Free to disagree, free to challenge, free to leave. Freedom is not a concession granted by the community. It is a foundation upon which the community stands.
So the first gateway is every meaningful journey begins with a threshold. In mythology, heroes rarely awaken and already transformed. They begin with an invitation to leave what is familiar and cross into the uncertainty. The first gateway is not a door in a temple or an archway in an ancient city. It is a
question. Questions have changed civilizations. A question had led philosophers into the marketplace. A question led scientists into observatories. A question led mystics into deserts. And a question led artists onto the blank canvases. Questions disturb comfort but they also make discovery possible. So the cult of psyche honors questions because they are
the engines of transformation. Okay, I'll read one more final part and then I'll read the rest you know throughout the times. This is just one more little sentence and then I'll play the song. Imagine entering a vast library at night. In one hand you carry a lantern. In the other hand you carry a mirror. The lantern represents the search for knowledge. It illuminates the world around you, revealing ideas,
evidence, stories, and possibilities that were hidden in darkness. The mirror represents self-examination. It reminds you that every observation passes through your own memories, biases, hopes, fears, and expectations. Without the lantern, you would wander blindly. Without the mirror, you mistake your reflection for reality.
So, for the wisdom, it will require both. And that's where my new song comes in. And it's about the lantern and the mirror. Enjoy
the gate behind the gate. Lantern in the left hand, mirror in the right. Every answer casts a shadow.
Every shadow hides a light.
I found a door and know stood a silver hinge inside the wood. Quiet symbols carved in flame. and everyone pronounced my name. The Sphinx was sleeping by the stair with constellations in her hair. She asked me what I knew for sure. I answered nothing anymore. Run the mask, another
face beyond the map. Unmeasured space beyond the voice that says believe. A quieter voice says look and leave. Open the gate behind the gate. AND SO BEFORE THE HOUR GROWS
LATE, carry the lantern, carry the doubt. Turn the mirror inside out. No thrown above us, no need below. Only the questions we follow. Traveler, traveler, don't be
afraid. You are the path the mystery made. The mystery made across the hall of mirrors twice. The first reflection off advice. The second swore that it was truth. The
third were memories from my youth. The lens and there are raised one hand. Do not confuse the map for land of polish. Lie made brightly gleam. A fact can wear the clothes of dreams. Seven pillars beneath the floor. 10,000 whispers behind one door. Psyche turns where the night winds blow.
GUARDING THE THINGS WE CANNOT KNOW. OPEN THE gate behind the gate. ENTER BEFORE THE HOUR grows late. Carry the lantern. Carry the doubt. Turn the mirror inside
out. No thrown above us, snow leaves below. Only the questions we follow. Traveler, traveler, don't be afraid. You are the path. The mystery. >> Curiosity, the flame, compassion keep the name. Integrity hold
the line. Humility unake the shrine. Wonder the sleeping sky. Discernment as the reason why transformation shed the skin. The final gate is power. Then
who were you before the mask? Who are you when no one asks what remains when certainty lowers it sword and bends it knee? Open the gate. Behind the gate
there is no chosen. There is no fate. Carry the lantern. Carry the scars. Let honest questions rearrange the stars. No final master, no final scroll. The living code breaks through us all. Traveler, traveler, now you can
see the gate was never outside of the outside of the Every mystery is welcome.
Every certainty is suspect. Every question is sacred. The gate remains open.
>> Ashes. Watch those masks hit the ground.
Ring around the rosy pocket full of haters. Smiles for the spotlight. Poison for the neighbors. Time and time again you reach straight for my throat. Thought your words would sink me. Instead they kept me afloat. Every scar a lesson, every bruise is proof. You kept throwing stones. I kept
building up the roof. You called it entertainment. I called it survival. Now I'm standing taller while you're fighting for revival. Keep talking behind closed doors. Keep painting me into your wars. Truth doesn't beg for applause. It simply walks through the door.
Ring around the rosie. Pocket full of haters. Ashes, ashes. Watch those masks hit the ground around you. Chase me, thinking I'd be buried now. Funny how the tables turn. Watch those masks hit the ground. Down. Funny how the loudest voices always
crack beneath the way. Building castles out of gossip, wondering why they never stay. Every fake smile has an ending. Every light runs out of breath. Truth is patient. Truth is steady. It survives what kills the rest. You mistook my silence for a sign that I was weak. But lions don't waste energy answering every sheep. You
kept writing stories where I always played the clown. Now the pages themselves. Watch your kingdom tumble down. Mercy rhymes and fairy tales. Everybody wears a veil. Round and round the circle spin. Soon the cracks will all begin. No more hiding, no pretending. Every mask has got an ending. When the lights get brighter, watch the
costume disappear. The face beneath the makeup was the thing you feared. Tick tock, the clock keeps counting. Truth don't sleep. Truth don't hide, truth survives. You can whisper, you can point, you can laugh, you can judge, but eventually everybody.
Bring around the rosie. Pocket full of haters. Ashes, ashes. >> Watch those masks hit the ground. You chase me. Thinking I'd be buried now. I'm still standing in the light. Watch those masks around the rosie. Pocket full of haters.
>> Watch those masks hit the ground. >> Spent years trying to break me. Now your lies are falling down. Truth don't whisper anymore. Watch those masks hit the grounding royes.
Watch those masks hit the ground. The circle never breaks. Only the masks do.
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