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Psyche delivers full moon horoscopes for all twelve zodiac signs, conducts tarot readings during an extended open panel discussion with multiple guests, and plays several original musical compositions.
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The episode opens with Psyche performing original musical intros and reading full moon horoscopes for each zodiac sign, starting at ▶ 15:01. Psyche delivers personalized predictions for Aries ▶ 17:25, Taurus ▶ 20:02, Gemini ▶ 21:34, Cancer ▶ 25:00, Leo ▶ 26:21, Virgo ▶ 27:46, Libra ▶ 29:00, Scorpio ▶ 30:06, Sagittarius ▶ 32:06, Capricorn ▶ 33:22, Aquarius ▶ 34:45, and Pisces ▶ 36:38. After the horoscopes, an extended open panel begins with guests joining throughout the stream. Thing That Is joins at ▶ 53:38, followed by Nate Harper (Joe) at ▶ 1:02:08. Gotti arrives at ▶ 1:31:08 and receives a single tarot card (the Sun, with 66 numerology correspondence) at ▶ 1:32:01. A video featuring Ghost performing an original composition titled "Werewolf" plays at ▶ 1:35:20. The "Buddy Troll Boogie" song is performed at ▶ 1:44:02. Extensive panel banter and arguments dominate the latter half, with recurring tensions between Psyche, Ghost, and other participants regarding money, respect, and accusations. Psyche plays a final closing song at ▶ 2:38:02.
This episode appears to explore themes of visibility and guidance—the horoscopes consistently encourage guests to step into their authentic selves despite social pressure or visibility concerns. The tarot readings and numerology segments suggest a recurring pattern of the show seeking coded meaning in language and identity. The extended panel discussion appears to represent a continuation of the show's pattern of hosting open, chaotic discourse where personal grievances, boundaries, and community dynamics surface in real-time. The creative content (songs, videos) suggests the show frames itself as a space where artistic expression and vulnerable storytelling coexist with conflict. Psyche's closing reflections on attempting to make everyone happy while feeling disrespected appear to articulate a tension central to the show's ethos: balancing accessibility and personal well-being in a community-driven format.
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All I ever wanted was a spark, not a throne. All I ever needed was a light to call my own. All I ever dreamed was someone to hear the voice in the dark say, "You
belong here." [singing] All I ever wanted was truth in the static. A little bit of real in a world so dramatic. Kept my calm while the crowd threw stones. Built my home in the echoes and bones. All I ever wanted was a mirror that saw me. Not the myth or the mask they all keep drawing. The carnival's coming, but this time it's bright. Filled with misfits who learned to love the night.
See, I've been chained by my own reflection. But I burned those ropes divine insurrection. Now I move clean through chaos and chatter. Gold from the madness, that's alchemists' matter. All I ever wanted was a spark, not a throne. All I ever needed was a light to call my own.
All I ever dreamed was someone to hear the voice in the dark say, "You belong here." All I ever wanted was to flip the script. From curse your name to bless your gift. They laughed when I fell, but I danced in the dirt. Every scar I got just rewrote my worth.
All I ever wanted was to free my fear. To turn my pain to something clear. Now I bleed art, not war or hate. I make heaven from the mess they make. We are paniverse prophets, wild and weird. Streaming our truth for the world to hear. Not broken, just beautifully bent. A choir of chaos that Heaven sent.
All we ever wanted was a shot in the dark. All we ever needed was to follow that spark. All we ever dreamed was someone to care. Now the whole damn world's awake out there.
As the lights flicker, a figure rises from the glow. Could it be a god or just another fool with hope in his chest? Either way, he's live on stream, and the show's just begun.
[upbeat music] Welcome to the cult of psyche.
Please take a lantern, sanitize your mirror, and remember... This is not a real cult. Our dental plan is terribleee.
[energetic music] Hey! Brr. Ha ha ha ha. I showed up late to the first gate. Ha ha ha ha.
The sphinx said, “Buddy you’re at eight.” I blamed the map she rolled her eyes. That's confirmation bias in disguise. The cult master wore a velvet cape. Woo hoo hoo hoo. Got tangled in it could not escape. Wa wa wa wa.
He shouted, “Travelers set me free!" We said leadership means autonomyyyy. We've got tarot cards and quantum cats. Serving sacred pillars in moderator chats. A hall of mirrors with terrible Wi-Fi. And somebody's uncle saw a UFO fly byyyyy. Welcome to the cult.
There are no followers heeere. We're fellow travelers with caffeine questions and existential feaaars. Bring your lantern bring your lore The rules and don't be mean. The lantern bearers have seen things.
[upbeat music] The open panel starts at 9:00. By 9:05, we've left space-time. A wizard argues young with Chad. A cryptid's microphone sounds bad. A troll arrives to just debate, then interrupts for 48 consecutive minutes. What a feat! The shadow volume says hit delete. Someone cries, "The Earth is flat." Someone else says, "Prove the cat," the cat that claims to take a side. Discernment means it went outside.
Welcome to the cult. [laughs] There are no followers here. [laughs] Just 12 cohosts talking while the audience disappears. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Bring your mirror, check your pride. Keep your doxing thoughts inside.
If you summon something on the stream, you're cleaning up the ectoplasm machine. [upbeat music] Curiosity asked, "What's in the box?" Compassion brought its snacks and socks. Integrity said, "Tell the truth." Humility replied, "I need more proof." Wonder yelled, "A glowing
sphere!" Discernment said, "That's Paul's chandelier." Transformation grew new wings, then got demonetized for dangerous things. The library has every text, but nobody knows which book is next.
The rituals are strictly voluntary, except returning books to the library. [upbeat music] The Cult Master took a sacred oath to guard your freedom, mind, and growth. I'll never ask you to obey, but please click like before you stray.
The living codex grew too large. We put a moderator in charge. He read one page and shook his head. "I'd rather fight the trolls instead." [upbeat music] Welcome to the cult. [laughs] There are no followers here.
[laughs] Just independent thinkers who all bought matching souvenir gear. [laughs] Bring your questions, bring a friend. Bring a theory without an end. No worship, dogma, throne or king. But the intro music absolutely slaps so sing.
[laughs] The gate remains open, the panel remains chaotic, and your application to become Supreme Assistant Deputy Junior Lantern Bearer is still under review.
[growls] [laughs] [upbeat music] [laughs] [howling] I've been keeping one small secret underneath my tiny hat.
I'm a moon-blessed fairytale werewolf, and I'm magical at that. I was born behind a Chili's where the enchanted freeway ends. With the birds certificating glitter runes and moths as legal friends. Every full moon I grow claws, silver fur, and anxious doubt.
Then reread every group chat message till the sun itself comes out. If you text me OK with a period, I'll assume our friendship's through. Then I'll howl into the forest, what did that punctuation do? [whimsical music] The sacred candle flickered, the LaCroixs hit the floor.
Our emotional support possum said, "I can't do this anymore." Syke knows what she did. So leave a chicken by the moon. Do the gas station moth dance, but please don't do it too soon.
Hide the forks, protect the crystal. Never let Arthur lead the prayer. I'm a glitter-coated werewolf with abandonment issues and fabulous hair. Syke knows what he did. Don't ask Nancy where he's been.
If the search starts scream again, we're blaming Mercury and Ghost again. Arthur says he's our treasurer, but everybody knows the truth. He's an ageless forest oracle in business casual youth. During rituals, he raises one immortal hand and says, "Let's circle back next quarter to
the existential dread." Sister Alexandra found me when I opened without strain. The forbidden pickle jar that drove three elders half insane. Then the Mirror of Truth saw ghosts, flashed error 404. Turned itself into an IKEA lamp and wouldn't speak anymore. Shan Camp cried, "The Moth has chosen", then vanished in a hedge.
Chanel blessed the moon water, Mason drank it Knows what she did. So leave a chicken by the moon. Do the gas station moth dance, but please don't do it too soon.
Hide the forks protect the crystal. Never let Arthur lead the prayer. I'm a glitter-coated werewolf with abandonment issues and fabulous hair! Psych knows what he did. Don't ask Nancy where he's been.
If the syrup starts to scream again we're blaming Mercury and Ghost again. We don't discuss the brunch incident. We signed the napkin, we took the oath. We don't know why the pancakes blinked and legally they didn't quote unquote Bring forth
the ceremonial straws The soup has reached its final form The council robes are tax deductible The sacred possum has been warned Oh overthinking oh Crystal of vibes oh Who
invited Arthur? oh He brought five knives Psych knows what he did Now the prophecy’s complete There's a silver wolf in sequins Doing jazz hands in the street Raise the
pickle jar of power Let the woodland choir declare "I'm a fairytale land werewolf With emotional baggage And mag- magnificent hair" Psych knows what he did Hear the faithful possums
sing And if Arthur says circle back once more We're banishing him to LinkedIn Leave one chicken by the moonlight Back away with gentle grace If the moth begins to
whisper Do not let it know your workplace [rock music] [laughs] Yo.
Hold on. Is that right? Hi everybody. Um, happy full moon. Uh, got the green glow going on in here from my neon Uh, [laughs] hi. How are we doing? Okay, so it is the full moon. I guess it is like 98% full right now. Here, let me fix this. All right. Er, okay.
90... 98% full. I'm a sexy woman. Well, actually I have a, I have a ... I have a surprise for you. I have a rather large penis, but I'm... Oka- oh, oh, and the sideburns aren't, aren't they good? Aren't they great? I always do a great job of d-... My sideburns. I need to fix that. Hold on. Ugh.
Oh, okay. Before Sweet Pea comes in here saying, "You look fucking retarded. You look fucking retarded with those sideburns." Okay, I don't know. J- I mean, I, I have to do that so you don't see them. I have Lamb Chop. I do. [burps] Do you know Lamb Chop was one of my favorite shows when I was in tenth grade junior high [laughing] ? I just thought Shari Lewis was funny. There's something about... I looked like I signed the Declaration of... Okay. I am Thomas Jefferson. I am very presidential.
I'm actually related to one of the presidents, for sure, because Ancestry told me. The ancestry.com told me. They had my DNA on there. But let's get into the horoscopes. Let me see if I can bring 'em up here. Yep, I can bring 'em up here. Let me see if I got the right... Ah! Got it. Okay. Okay. Oh, God dang it. Okay, let's have to do it like this.
Okay. So Aries. Shoot. I still need to work on my cinematography. Do I look like I have these beautiful, uh, rams horns? Okay. [sighs] No, I'll figure it out.
Okay. So Aries, um, is there any Aries in the house? Like, let me know if there's Aries. I'll think of a little s- short thing between each. Am I sit perfectly or is that why it looks like your home? Can you?? There we go. Do I, like a Jewish... I look like a Jewish Ganodorf?
Gandalf? Okay. Dirk Nigler, I don't think I've seen you before. Who's that in your picture? Is that who that is? Okay. Woo. Okay, let's get into Aries. Shout out Aries. Any Aries in the house? Aries. Shout out.
Aries, the Full Moon electrifies your friendships, your collaborations and future plans. A room you once though to en-, um, thought to enter may suddenly feel too small, not because you failed, but because your vision grew. Notice who celebrates your ro- evolution without making it about themselves.
Prediction for Aries: within two weeks an unexpected invitation or introduction opens a promising new path. Say yes before your inner control freak prepares a 14 slide risk assessment. Your social circle is being edited by the universe. Unfortunately, the universe has no Are you sure buttons.
Whoa, okay. So did we like that one? Let me see. G- Ga- Ganodorf from Zelda.
Ganda- uh, Ganon. He's not Ganodorf. Is, isn't it Ganon? Yeah, I don't... Is it...? I didn't know, I didn't know he was a dwarf. I remember Gannon. I played-- I remember at, like, what... Th- my friend's birthday party, probably seven, seven or eight years old, first grade. My best, best friend Jason Bredus his name was, and we'd go to sleep over, and he had a Nintendo.
And I wasn't allowed to have a Nintendo at that time. I was late- I later got one, ''cause I, pfft, I had to have one, you know? But, uh, what did we play? Played Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. Okay. The first one. And, uh, we played Final Fantasy II. Those are the t- ones I remember really.
Okay. I, I remember Gannon. I played all the Legends of Zelda. I played... I got Super Nintendo. Ganodorf Dragmire is his full name. Oh wow, you are quite a, uh, a Zelda fan. You know? Zelda and Link, right? Okay. So let me just change my picture to wh- What's after Aries?
Taurus? Taurus the bulls, they're very, um, stubborn, right? Get my, my, uh, my bull ready to go.
Okay. Got it.
Taurus. Shout out to our Tauruses in the house. Shout out if you're a Taurus. Mm-kay. Mm-hmm. So for Tauruses...
I- Is it, is Taurus next? Um, um, okay. Well yeah, Taurus. A professional chapter reaches its luminous turning point. Recognition, responsibility or a long awaited decision could reveal exactly how others perceive your talents. You're being asked to become visible without being performative.
To lead as yourself, not as an exhausted impersonation of competence. prediction for Taurus: a conversation with an authority figure brings validation or useful change in direction. Negotiate, do not merely nod beautifully. Your reputation is evolving. Try not to respond by reorganizing a drawer and calling it career development.
Okay, that was our Tauruses. Who's next? Could it be the twins? Gemini Calling upon Gemini.
These are all full moon themed, by the way, and I did create these images. There we go. Mm, got the twins. Okay. Let me see how we're doing in chat real quick. Okay, no comments at all. Okay. So if you're a Gemini, shout out.
[exhales] Gemini. The horizon widens. The Moon illuminates travel, education, publishing, spirituality, and the beliefs quietly steering your choices.
Information may arrive that changes your interpersonal- interpretation of a person or of your own potential. Curiosity is your compass, but commitment must become your vehicle. Prediction for Taurus: A message from afar, an application, or teaching opportunity arrives before mid-August. Follow the idea that feels both thrilling and faintly inconvenient.
You do not need 17 open tabs to receive divine guidance. Nine should be sufficient. Whoa. It's for Gemini. Ganon, also known as Ganondorf, is the primary antagonist of The Legend of Zelda, a powerful warlock... I'm not gonna say that part. You, sir, might be a ... I'm not gonna say that part. Hate thing that is-- Okay, think it was waiting for the Libras, right? Okay, let me get my, uh...
Is it like seeing my nose? My nose is like... I think that my nose job, my nose job was, like, held up for a while [laughs] , but I think it fell. My nose is looking crooked again. It was so straight for a long time. But I, I... But I did... I felt, like, something in the middle of my nose recently and I was like, "That sore." I don't know if, like, something popped and my nose went back to normal. That's what my nose used to look like. Well, I'm s- I still kinda like it.
I still have my, like, little, like, my s- my little sculptured front. But they didn't-- See, the thing with nose jobs is, like, they usually will break the nose. They'll break it and then, like, you know, put it back together or whatever. But my doctor, 'cause he was so good, he didn't have to break it. But I guess there's a trade-off because I guess if they break it, it's like you're really fixed. But I think he just held it up with some chicken wire or something 'cause
it's falling back down. But hey, that was a good 20-year run of a, of a decent nose. It's kind of like my LASIK. My LASIK is getting a little bit wearing off. Did I comb my hair back for tonight? You're checking me out, Puppy Woo woo? Why, am I attractive? Maybe, maybe, maybe not. Okay. Um, [chuckles] what's after Gemini? We have Cancer.
Oh, are we in Cancer season this...? No, no, we're in Leo. Okay. Umm, the doctor died unfortunately. His name is Dr. Norman Leaf, and he was a Beverly Hills, um, surgeon, and he did Jane Fonda's facelift. That's what I remember. I was 17 when I got my nose job. I- I think it was during, uh, Easter vacation or something.
But I did go to school one day with my bandage on because I really didn't care. And, uh, wow, it did make a big difference. It still looks pretty good. It's just like, it looks like it's gone a little bit crooked again, but oh well. Now I can really say the only things straight about me are my teeth because they're still okay. Maybe a little bit yellow, but...
Okay, Cancer. Joe Shifty still here? Why am I handsome? Hey. Baby, I was born this way. Okay, Cancer. Okay. Who's a Cancer? Shout out Cancer. So far our Cancers. Something private is ready to become honest.
Shared finances, intimacy, grief, desire and trust come under moonlight, not to punish you, but to release you from carrying what was never yours. Ask directly for clarity. Emotional telepathy remains tragically unsupported by most operating systems. Prediction for Cancer: A debt, payment, agreement, or emotional entanglement begins resolving within the next
lunar cycle. The truth will cost less than continued avoidance. Check your bank statement before blaming Mercury, capitalism, or the energy. Okay. We're just barreling through these horoscopes. After Cancer, we have the indomitable, right?
The Leos. Leo. Shout out to the Leos or lions. There we go. See them right there. Looks good, my hair. Do you see my hairs, these beads? Oh my God. I didn't want you to see that part. I... my, my bands are all broken, okay. [laughing] I'm doing the Indian style, Indian style, uh, hair, okay?
So for Leos, where are we? Leo. Leo, relationships stand beneath a bright, uncompromising spotlight. S- which you love, right? Someone may declare a feeling, define a bond, or reveal what they can genuinely offer.
Your task is not to be endlessly adored, it's to be accurately known. Reciprocity will look especially attractive tonight. Prediction for Leo: A partnership reaches a decision point within ten days. Commitment, renegoti- renegotiation or a liberating goodbye. Let actions deliver the verdict. You cannot carry the entire relationship because you look fabulous doing it.
Put the emotional grand piano down. Leo. Hey, what's up, guys? Oh my God, am I growing out the mutton chops? Certainly, I am. Isn't that a great I did, I got them even at least. Mumble on? Hold on is my microphone... I'm not trying to mumble. Am I mumbling? I thought I was speaking clearly. Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth? Okay, did I read that?
Okay. What's after Leo? Oh yes. After Leo we have the Virgin Virgo. Fabulous darling, fabulous. Okay there she is. She has the grain. She got it going on okay.
Virgos your routines are telling the truth about your life. The full moon exposes which habits support you and which ones merely make you burn out look organized. Uh work health sleep and daily responsibilities need humane revision.
Efficiency is not the same thing as devotion. Prediction for Virgo a schedule change or practical solution arrives this week freeing more time than expected predict that time before someone hands it another clipboard the laundry is not judging you it has seen things it remains discreet.
The laundry is not judging you. Okay what's after that sign virgo? After virgo is the libra Are you here thinking that is i know you're a
Libra There you go with the scale pretty cool okay so far our Libra friends pleasure returns with excellent lighting romance creativity confidence and play reach a joyful culmination reminding
you that delight is not a frivolous side quest A flirtation may intensify an artistic idea may demand an audience choose what makes you more vividly yourself prediction for Libra Before the next new moon You receive romantic attention Or recognition For something you created Resist pretending You just threw it together Your mysterious admirer May finally appear If it
is another emotionally unavailable musician The moon requests a refund It looks like William Defoe-- William Defoe or George Washington Well yeah I've heard William Defoe several times I didn't know the gold-the George Washington part but okay hope you liked that thing That is nice Yeah Okay II hope that all comes true for ya We have Scorpio You
sexy Scorpios uh Radvor Mmkay Here's Scorpio sign. There we go.
Scorpio. Gotcha. Okay, Scorpio. And we're almost halfway through, right? Okay. Okay, and, uh... perfect. Okay. So Scorpios, the foundation of your life is shifting.
Family history, home, belonging, and emotional security rise to the surface revealing what must be repaired or released. You may finally understand why an old pattern persisted. Understanding it does not require renewing its lease. Prediction for Scorpio: news involving a home relative move or boundary brings closure within two
weeks. A calmer domestic chapter begins with one courageous conversation. You are not being secretive. You are apparently producing prestige, um, a prestigious psychological thriller with no release date. Mm-okay. You can't believe ... Oh, that's not... That's terrible. Hey, sweetheart. There's Nancy. Hey, what's up?
Love you, Nancy. You know, everyone make sure to shout out Nancy because, you know, she's, um, you know, she's a great, um, supporter, a, a great chatterer, and it's like, you know, I don't like seeing, um, such nice people be bullied 'cause I... You know, she's never been m- uh ... I've never seen her be mean to anybody. You know, I'm sure sometimes we can all be mean if we need to be
but it's like, you know, um, the way she's being treated is, like, really unfair. And, uh, I dunno. I just want you should just, uh, shout out, shout out some love. Okay? We got Scorpio.
Next is Sagittarius. Okay. There's our Saggies.
Okay. So for Sagittarius, there we go. Our archer. Let's see. What do we got here?
Um, where are you my Sagittarius? Gotcha. Sagittarius, a conversation changes the landscape. Messages, contracts, sibling matters, short trips, and brilliant ideas accelerate under the moon. Speak precisely. Your words carry unusual reach now.
Something you casually say may become a invitation proposal or plan. Prediction for Sagittarius: a delayed reply arrives within seven days and gives you the information needed to move forward. Read the fine print before galloping toward freedom. Your mouth has been granted full moon broadcasting rights. Legal has concerns.
Okay? Next, my sign, the great Capricorns. Let's see Capricorn. Let me get the beautiful Capricorn image up.
And we're almost through with last third of our, of our, uh, exploration. So Capricorn, my sign. Here, puttin' my, my little horns on. Okay. Capricorn. [laughs] Hey, 2020. How are you? Thank you for bein' here. Good to see you. Um, where are our Capricorn?
Okay. Right up here. Okay, got it. Okay. Capricorns, money meets me-... Money means meeting meaning behind the moon. Behi- behin- [laughs] Money meets meaning behind the moon.
That was a tongue twister. A financial matter culminates, but the deeper revelation concerns worth. What you charge, tolerate, pursue, and believe you deserve. Security grows when your resources reflect your real priorities, not merely your talent for surviving difficult circumstances. Prediction for Capricorn: a payment offer purchase or new home, uh, income possibility
appears before mid-August. Ask for the number you actually want. You cannot put being indispensable into a retirement account. Also, please eat lunch. Okay. Aquarius. You start celebrating Halloween August 1st. You don't let... You don't care? Okay. Well, what do we got next? We got Aquariuses.
And th- this full moon, by the way, is an Aquarius full moon so Aquariuses should be feeling, mm, no pun intended, full themselves. I'm an Aquarius Moon and so that's pretty cool. But no pun intent... That's why I'm a little bit... It is a special day for me 'cause I'm an Aquarius Moon Mars and, um,
they're, they're in the first house. Uh, okay. So there's, uh, the Aquarius. Aquarius or Query Eye. The query eye for a straight guy, right? Remember that show? I remember that one.
So for Aquarius, this is your full moon, an emotional unveiling and personal culmination. A version of you that once ensured survival may no longer represent your future. Let yourself be seen changing your mind, your appearance, your direction, or your standards. Reinvention is not inconsistency. It is intelligent liberation.
prediction for Aquarius: within two weeks, a personal decision, um, alters how others approach you. One relationship strengthens because you stop shrinking. Another may fall away for precisely the same reason. Tonight, you are the plot twist. Please refrain from giving everyone a TED Talk about it before breakfast. Whoa. 'Cause we know those Aquariuses can talk, right?
Air signs are usually good talkers Pisces, our last sign of the night. Okay, this is the finale of the horoscope reading, but this is just the beginning of the show. I'm gonna put up my, uh, my link if anyone wants to join. You're welcome. Hi. Come on up if you're looking to chat. There you go.
Mm-kay? Let me put up the Pisces picture.
And I think I did a pretty good job tonight with this. [clicks mouse] Okay. So Pisces...
Pisces, the moon illuminates your hidden interior, dreams, endings, solitude, intuition and everything you postpone feeling. Rest may bring more useful information than restlessness analysis. Oh sorry, relentless analysis. Well ... A private realization allows an old sorrow, fear or attachment to loosen its
grip. Predictions for Pisces, a secret dream or sudden intuitive certainty clarifies your next move within three nights. Record it before daylight turns it into a probably nothing. Your spirit guides have sent several notifications, unfortunately, you put your intuition on do not disturb. Whoa, that was fun. Okay. So let me put up... What should I put up?
I'll just put on a beautiful moon. There we go. Ba ba ba. Ba da ba ba ba. Hi guys. [taps microphone] Okay. You have gingers in your family? They do have souls. I have a ginger in my family. My oldest brother, um, I won't even say his name, but, uh, my oldest brother he was-- I found out when I was m- a teenager practically.
That's how kind of like... It's really easy to fool people. 'Cause we're like, "Oh, isn't it interesting?" Like, we... I don't know. Uh, like we were all brown hair. Um, brown hairs. M- oh, m- my brother's, um, yeah, my other brother's had black hair. But, um, mostly brown hair and, you know, li-... He is like came out this bl- this, o- you know, orange hair, blue-eyed... God, he's older than me. He's like 15 years older, I think.
He's really smart. Um, he became like a, you know, a, a c- he became very Christian. You, uh, you met him 15 years ago. I t- was told there was nothing left. No s- Oh, well, uh, wh- who, who'd you meet? I'm not sure. But, um, yeah. And he was, he was very energetic and stuff, but we found out when I was a teenager, he was adopted. And it's like he's the oldest, and so that's kinda rare to have like the
oldest sibling be adopted, right? Uh, my dad ended up having four more children after that. Um, but I don't-- I think his first wife couldn't have kids. But, um, but she ended up having one. My latest cat is all black long hair and has scarlet red tips. Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah. If I look in the sun, um, with, uh, Lenore, she has red hair, like the red hair. An- and like Lola's over here with a... I have a little ghost doll. Did you guys see my ghost doll?
This is my ghost doll. The cat's cuddling up with it, but this is Ghost. Hold on. Here. Doesn't it look just like him? That's what Ghost looks like when he wakes up. This was a handmade, um, Etsy find. I used to like to buy us little these dolls on there so it is totally unique. Mm-kay? I just have to be careful not to get it dirty, 'cause it's all white. You know how... Isn't white a pain in the ass?
Like even for cars and things, it's like one little like, one little drop. Um, yeah. My -- [laughs] Also my dad used to like, you know, he used to get red wine all over his clothes [laughing] 'cause he w- and, and it's, it was like usually not a real dinner until someone spilled their glass of wine all over the table, right? [laughs] So yeah, that was Ghost. It's a gho-. It does look like him and even Ghost said so.
I mean, Ghost was on last night, but he started being annoying and I had to kick him off. But I love Ghost. I do love Ghost. He's very, he's been ghosty, you know? Um, I can't fool you. I, I can't fool you, but can I... I won't, I won't make the joke. I was about to say something obscene. Um, I'll show you my orgonite purr- pyramid. This one's pretty cool. This one was like a, you know... This one is a good example of these, how they do this 'cause they put these little spri- See the, see the little spring inside of it?
There you go. It's hard to see. See how as you see the springs inside of it? So they put these coils, metal coils in it and it's like... You know, I don't know if it's quackery or what, but there's someone named Wilhelm Reich, did all these e- um, experiments with this, with this material. Apparently, it was a really... And this guy is the guy that made the weather, um, cloud busters. Th- there are these things and they would like, it could like affect the weather from th- in the ground. And like I guess orgone breaks up clou- clouds or something like that.
But, uh, so there's one that's a cool pyramid, huh? It's got those things in it. And then I got this one with the, it's a kind of a chakra, um, chakra colored one. It's got... If you're looking... I love these. You just look inside them and they got... See that? You can see the spring right there, like the little coil. Can you see it? Hard to see. But yeah, people make these. Pe- Someone said, "Oh, you should make them." I would love to make them, but
it's like I've seen really nice, like such good ones and I'm like, "How do they do that?" It's like it's so... Oh, do I want to show you this one too? This is a... Actually, I'll show you this whole litt- little tray. Hold on. Uh-oh. Oh. Be careful. It's like detached somewhere. One second. Let me get this off. Perfect. Okay. I made this little tray for my table right here. Oh! Uh, uh. How did this get all tangled in there?
Shit. There we go. Cut it off. Okay. So here's my little spiritual tray.
It's like a spiritual chuc- charcuterie board. Okay, hold on. Let me turn off my, my background real quick, so you can see it better. There we go. Oh shit. So what do we got? We got all kinds of stuff on this thing. This is a porcupine quill.
Look, my nails are all clean tonight. Huh. Right, there's a porcupine quill Isn't that pretty? Um, this one's like a violet. I think this has to do with Saint Germain and Violet. It's got violet and gold in it. This is like orgonite. Uh, and there's some beautiful stones like that. I love the orange one. And this is like a little, mm, it's like a little spade.
And I got my little bat made of orgonite. Really cute. Love bats 'cause it's in my last name, the whole word bats. And then what... Oh shit! Just dropped my blue stone. Okay. Mkay. I have a little piece of fool's gold. I think that's pyrite.
It's called pyrite. Fool's gold. I wish it was real gold. Then I could sell it, and then I could have.... I'll show you what else I have besides that. I have also this little, um ... You know, I mean, some of th- some people ma-... This is supposed to be this like, an electrically charged plate right here. It's made out of this beautiful purple color, and then you put in- you put
things on it to charge it or whatever, you know, like spiritual items and stuff. I like it. I just li- I think it's beautiful. I like the color. And on that, what did I have? I had, um, probably like this. This is like called like the... You know, if you look, th- there's a lot of things. There's like the, the Seed of Life and the Flower of Life. This is called the Flower of Life, I believe.
And but those are the Seeds of Life, and then that's the Flower of Life. It's, it's very interesting. If you look into sacred geometry, it's a beautiful symbol, right? You can almost see these eyes in it. Can you see the eyes kinda come out? Uh, I was showing my rings last night. Someone said, "Oh, look at his fake costume jewelry." Uh, okay. Well, th- uh, a couple of these rings, like, you know, are stainless steel and, and are from, uh, from, from, uh, Temu and stuff. This one and this one.
This one is a haunted ring from Etsy. You like the porcupine quill? And this one is a, uh, that is a yellow sapphire right there. Okay? So anyway, there is a porcupine quill. I also like, I had this little box. What's in this little box? Like, I was like, I was like, oh, here's my little treasure box. I just remember I bought this, and I was like, you know, it's supposed to
be things from nature. And I was like, oh, what is this? Like, look at, look what is in it. It's like, it's like, what did I buy? Is it... Did I buy like a dead owl or something? Maybe look here. Like, this is like... What is that? It's like, it's, it's like, it's like I think it's a pellet, like an owl pellet. Ugh. Be careful with touching that. Okay, but they are clean. We used to, um, dissect them in like school. They gave us an owl pellet, okay? And everyone got an owl pellet.
Oh my God, my feet. Sorry. [laughs] An owl pellet, right? Hold on. Let me put my back microphone You think my toes are prettier than my fingers? Well, my fingers don't look bad tonight. Come on guys. Look, come on. No. Um, look how green it is g- glowing. It says... Yeah, okay.
I think I look okay. I have nice long fingers you see? You ever seen... Oh my God, some of them were kind of dirty. You ever seen the movie Welcome to the Dollhouse? There's a really good movie called Welcome to the Dollhouse, and there's this girl, and she like, she's in love with like, she's like, you know, in middle, in high, junior high or whatever. And uh, s- she's in love with this older guy that her brother tutors in
math, right? His name is Steve something, and he has long hair, and he's like, and he, he's just like so cool. And then he tells a story of like this, he's like, she's like, "Oh, do you know this Mar- Mary Antonardi?" And he's like, "Uh, yeah. Sh- I finger fucked her in the alley behind the 711." And she's like, "What?" And she just gets real ... And then she goes like later home, and he's like, h- he's being tutored by
her brother. And she goes in the bathroom and she goes....
It was just kind of funny to me. I don't know. [laughs] Diamond said a butt plug. I wouldn't get that, it'd probably be sharp. But do you s- but do you know what was like so funny, is you know who the girl is in that movie? Her name is Dawn Wiener in the movie. It's the girl that is, ugh, forgot her real name, but um, she's really kind of dorky looking but she's in the movie Hostel Three. I think it's hostel three. Did I get class ring?
I didn't. I could have, but they were real expensive, and I probably would have lost it if I did have one. I can still, I can still probably get one. What Jostens? We all had the Jostens catalog. Um, it looks like a turd, it looked like a turtle at the... It, it was, it was an owl pellet, but they're clean. So I don't have a class ring. I would just say the pentagram was the class ring. And then I have, this is called the Ashsh-- Ashe Schumenr which is called like the Helm of Awe. It's pretty cool.
Pretty cool, uh, symbol. Wiener dog! Oh my god, wiener dog is here. Weiner dog. That's what they called her in school, and that's their picture. How'd you do that so quick? Do you just change your name just for th- a joke or w- are you actually like, or was just coincidence you were in here? That is crazy. So I got, I'm drinking my... This is a black cherry White Claw.
Um, shout out last night thank you very much. Um, Alex sent me some White Claws. We had fun, you know? Um, it was a good night. So hello Ace, how are you? Yeah, me, okay. Are you the real Wiener dog? Well, there's a scene where, um, in Hostel Three whereas like our beloved wiener dog connect, um, person. I don't have a boyfriend.
They would... Oh, in that one Mike Strogoff you mean? I saw Mike, Mike Strogoff. I was like, "Can I see your abs," to him. And he's like, "You want to see my ass?" And then he pu-, he turned around and pulled down his pants. And I was like, I wanted to see it, but I c-... N- not on the show. I mean, and then I had to end and restart. And um, but it was a nice butt. I even have to say, I mean, he does remind me of like someone like
Jim Morrison in like... You know when Jim Morrison would like grow his beard real long? I know. But he had a nice butt. He, thing, he did have a nice butt. Hi Joanie, how are you sweetheart? [laughs] He had a nice butt. I think I, I, um, I did the horoscopes. Like I hope I look pretty, um, cleaned up for the, the show. I'm... This is one of my dad's shirts. This uh... And I also have a pillowcase that looks just like this, and it's, it wa- it's... Y- yeah, you've seen his butt?
Okay. Yeah, it was interesting. Um, then Flirty Diamonds said, "Leave your hands off my side piece." That's what she commented on the, on, uh, my under the stream. And I was like, I kn- I, I was just, I just playfully answered her. I'm not... I think he's a little bit, he's a little, moves a little bit too fast. Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah, we remember the wie- ...
I know we s- whoever seen Welcome, welcome to the doll house? [laughs] They were knitted. That's, that joke is from Welcome to the Dollhouse. So don't worry, it's not like a, like a, a really offensive joke. I mean, it's supposed to be kind of shocking, but if you, you have to see the movie to understand it. So anyway, and you're asking about the, the quills? Uh, so I have this thing, too. I don't know. Hold on, let me see if I can show you these two. What are these?
In this little envelope 'cause I found this like... I don't, I was like, "What was I thinking when I bought this?" I mean, i, uh, I mean, it's like I was like, I must have been interested in like nature magic or something. But these are like little, I guess, quills, too. Here. You can see my toes again if you want. See these long...? Oh shit. So that's pretty cool.
Put them carefully back.
Okay. There we go. I don't wanna break any. Okay. All goo- all good. Show soul? Oh my God, my feet again. My, my, my floor's not terrible tonight, so it's my toes. I have, I, I have size 13 feet if you didn't know. Thank you so much. Thank you, Ace. Uh, look how long my toes are. Ooh. May have pedicure.
Okay, so let fix that. Okay, let me sit over here. Okay. I'll get more... Joe has hammer toes? Hmm. Does anyone wanna come up? Here, I'll put the link again. I'll pin it if you need me to, but there we go. Nice, thank you. I'm getting good compliments on my sideburns tonight. At least tonight I like kept the sideburns, and I didn't like,...
'Cause last, like you can see on the b- I, I put this like, uh, necklace to hold my hair back for the amount of Band-Aids or Ban- um, band rubber bands. Um, you gonna come over here Lola? Let me bring Lola over. I just feel like cuddling with Lola. Lenore is like, you know, I think Lenore just like gets like hot during, um, the summertime. She likes to be outside right now.
But Miss Lola is all over. Hi Miss Lola. There you go. I wake you up. I'm so sorry. Oh. Hello, how are you? Lola. When I took a bath, guess who comes to the bath? Lola comes over and, and then she wants me to like wet her a little bit, but not too much, right? But she's gotten in it before. Um, I'm not taking any energy.
I'm holding the cat from the armpits by the way, right there, and I'm just petting her on the fur. Just love the kitty cat. Oh, my little kitty cat. Lola, I think Lola is, um... You know, she had five kittens, and all her kittens were good, all survived, you know, but ... Um, I need at least three day growth. I, I know.
And maybe it's a little bit unsettling just seeing me all shaved, but because it's It's like a... like I do go to extremes, but it'll... Hey, in three days it'll be three days growth. I can't cut it to three days growth where I would al- I would just do that. It never looks right. Did I forget something? Oh my God, it's not perfect I guess. Hi, Lola. [kissing sounds] Lola is cute. Uh, uh, you see? See the sticks. He's my, my little guard cat. You know you're on tape. What? You're on... Yeah, there she is.
Hi, Lola. Oh, you're looking up. [kissing sounds] My kitty cat. Yeah, but you know, she had five kittens. She was a really good mama. Uh-huh. She was, but as soon as her cats were, or kittens were able to eat regular food she started swatting them away, you know?
She did l- she did love, uh, her kittens and stuff, and there's pictures of them like, you know, together and stuff, but you know. I think there were, um, there was one female and four males. And, uh, you know, I think they've assimilated into the neighborhood as cats tend to do sometimes, you know? But yeah. Okay.
So yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna ... Ooh, THC. I nee- i wish I had some THC tonight. I have no weed. I have like one little bit of a cigar left. Oh, sweetheart. Here you go sweetheart. One little bit of a cigar left. Um, and I have the White Claw so.
Okay. [Kissing sounds] Hey girls.
Brr. So anybody want to come up? I mean, uh, so tonight's the full moon. You've been out of weed for a week. Yeah, it sucks. It's like, and then it's like I kind of, it kind of is a strong... Oh, we have Thing That Is coming. Welcome Thing That Is. Ding That Is. Is that you? Hold on. Yeah, there, yeah. Can I, can you wave?
It's true. I, it's, he's being kind of, kind of a dill. Hi, what's up? Hey. How you doing? Good. How are you today? How was your day? It was all right. It was good. Went to the dentist so it wasn't the best day, but... Did you j- just have a cleaning or did you have some work done? No, I had to get a cavity filled, filling. Okay. You know what's really interesting about like dentistry is that like when I was
a kid like that was like always like, "Oh, no cavity," and then you remember, you know, the uncomfortable feeling of the, the shot and stuff. But as an adult it's pretty painless. Isn't, is, is that, is that incredible? I don't mind. You don't mind? I don't mind the needles. It's, it's the drilling part. Like- Mm ... it's so high pitched and it vibrates. Yeah. Just haunts me. And then you gotta keep your mouth open and you're try- and you're swallowing- Yeah
Yeah. Then they this like little, the little vacuum. .... and ugh. Yeah. To pull the drool and stuff. Um, when I had my tooth pulled, I mean, I had a couple of my wisdom teeth pulled and then I had then one of my wisdom teeth kind of impacted my back molar so I'd had that removed. But, um, when I had my wisdom tooth taken out they put me under, you know, anesthe- Oh, really? General anesthesia, yeah. And then- I was wondering about that. Yeah How did they do it?
I guess they just put something in your mouth to keep your mouth shut. They give you a shot and then, um, you know, the, and th- you, um, They give you a shot. instantly are asleep. Instantly- Right. No, but I mean what, what do they do when you're asleep? They must put something in your mouth to keep- Keep it open? Yeah ... 'cause naturally your mouth is gonna wanna close. There's this thing around. There's this plastic thing that keeps your mouth open. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. It's like that, right?
And, uh, and so it's like a little bit uncomfortable but that m- then, tha- But then the last time I had my tooth pulled it was like I was you don't remember that. kinda more concerned about the cost and, um, so, but the den- dentist is like, "Well, we're, we're gonna throw in, um, free nitrous for you." And so you get the gas mask on. Right. And then it's like it's th- it's also pleasant. I don't know if it was just like kinda like...
'Cause it is laughing gas but it's like I don't remember laughing but I just remember like, you know, getting h- kinda high from it. Yeah. And, uh, you know, not being too, too, uh- These, these options are available to us up here too, right? I guess it depends on the dentist, but they are at my office, but I've always just gone with the shots. It's like, eh, just keep it the way it always is. Well, yeah, the, the general anesthesia's a shot in the arm and then a...
Yeah, but as, like and I remember like, you know, but it's like the... Dental, dental work has become pretty painless but it's like, you know. I luckily have a... No, you have good teeth. See my teeth are not bad. Yeah. I, um, I had braces. I think I had braces from like 13 to 17 or something, you know? I was just like brace face. Marsha, like Marsha Brady, right? [laughs] My braces. I would... No, I mean looked terrible with braces.
Yeah. Um, but they do make a difference. And then, a- I had them whitened a few times. I guess they're not perfect but... And my bo- my bottom teeth are not as straight as my top teeth 'cause... But, um- Yeah ... but pretty good. I'm happy. I mean, as I, I'm, see I'm, I think I'm hanging in there, you know, as for my... You are too. You look good for your age. You look like, you know, maybe like late 40s. You don't look like you're late 50s though.
Y-... But I asked somebody recently, I was like, "How old do you think I am?" I think it was that Jenny woman. And she said, "40." Oh, really? Guess how old she thought I looked? She said... Yeah. No idea. Wha- like- 50. She said 50. Oh, okay. But that's okay. It's okay. I mean, it's not like g- but I usually people say probably 5 to 10 years younger than I am. They say, "Are you 40 or like 38?" So I'm like, I look Old? I was like, "Oh no, I look old." [laughs] Maybe I gain- maybe I ... Those pictures are true.
Those before and after photos- Yeah, you have been looking a little rough lately, right? Hey, hey, thing that is, those before and after photos, that is such a fucking Oh, shut up. ... That is so untrue. I mean, they're, they... And people are like, "Oh, oh..." Can you understand? But look at the picture. If you look at that picture, before picture, obviously I'm in, like, a nice shirt with, a sh- with short hair. I was probably right before I went to, like, Mother's Day dinner or something like that. Okay. It was very ni- It't s it's like...
And then the after photo, it's, like, my eyes are, like, swollen 'cause I used to get ... I used to, like, stream for hours and hours and hours, so my eyes were swollen. Sometimes I would drink so much they would be, like, you know, swollen and I'd look ... I mean, it's like I can look terrible, but let me show you. Don't you think there's been weight loss though since the first picture, let's say? Don't y- Yeah? Do you think I lost weight? I don't think so. I mean, I think- I didn't think so ... I've always been skinny, but, but, you know, the thing is I used to wear
always a flannel shirt. And then it's like then I started wearing short sleeves and people thought I looked thinner, but... And then I got starting wearing a Speedo and I mean, so. [laughs] But, uh, but I mean, just let me show you b- like, um, like, um, something, um, to make my point. Oh my God, people are so... 'Cause p- and are ... I hate when I say I make a, I make a comparison about something about someone, and then the person...
And this i- it doesn't annoy me so bad, and so if the troll or the tick knows, right? Then the person says, "Well, you're not," I mean, "You're not blank, blank, blank," like the person's name. Like, I'm not saying I am them, I'm saying there's something, uh, there's a correlation, there's a correspondence. I'm not saying... So the, so literally someone said when I said, "Okay, well, you know, you ever seen Pamela Anderson with makeup and without makeup?" Mm-hmm. Like a before and after?
"You're not Pamela Anderson." Fuck you, whoever is ... Like, they're so s- [laughs] I know I'm not Pamela Anderson. I'm not a fucking Canadian bom- like, blonde bombshell, okay? I get it. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I mean, it's like people are just so irritating. I mean, it's like s- uh, exci- but I swear, I'm never gonna be irritated by that again, 'cause now I know it's just a troll. See, that's the thing. Once you reveal it, it loses all its power. Hi, Jazzy Bella.
Okay, so let me just look. I wanna, just wanna show you, uh, like some celebrity before and afters or celebrities without makeup photos. Hold on. [keyboard clacking] Because people understand how much, like, you know, a little bit of makeup, a little bit of lighting, a little bit of like, you know, m- what, airbrush. I mean, they, all this stuff c- and especially now with all the filters. Let me, let me, let me find it on Google.
Hold on. With all the filters and stuff, I mean, we don't know what we're looking anymore, but who, who cares? What if I... So what if, what if I had lo- lost 100 pounds? You'd probably... I, I would want people to be concerned and not, like, saying, "Oh, I look terrible." They should say, you know, "Go see a doctor." But I don't, Well, I did tell you that. I don't need to see a doctor. I said this a couple months- Oh, okay ... a couple months ago. I said, "Yeah, you're getting a little t-" Shut up. The thing that is, I'm not. That's the problem is, like, I'm not. It's just an illusion, okay? I'm not getting v- what are you... A m- a skeleton?
I've always been a skeleton. Like, like please. Okay. Okay I heard you the first time, okay? I mean, it's like, o- I... Okay, you think I look skinnier. But do you think... But that's what they ... They're not showing my body, they're showing my fucking face when I'm like, you know, just woke up and, and when I'm like, you know, ready to go to Mother's Day dinner smiling. And so it's like a little bit different, that's the point I'm making. I know I'm maybe skinnier but... So let me show you things like, you know, here for example You wanna see
Tyra Banks without makeup? Sure. And then l- l- here's the point I'm making. I know I don't wear makeup either, but here's Tyra Banks without makeup, okay?
Um, yeah right here. [mouse clicks] Hmm. Do, so do you understand like a little bit of like m- lighting, angles, all this kind of stuff? It's like, you know, it's called photography and stuff. Y- 20/20 knowing- Well, yeah, I know that, but I mean- Okay. No, no, let's, let's go on. Let's go on. Let's look at some more. Okay. Hold on. Let's look at some more. How about Taylor Swift? What about her birthmark down there?- But isn't Taylor Sh- Her moles. No, I'm just asking. What about her moles?
They cover those all the time even when she's- Yeah ... Yeah. It's, it's called concealer. want a runway? You know, it's called concealer an- and, and base foundation. Okay. Oh shit. S- oh sor- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. Take it, take this one off. Okay, so this one is um, Taylor Swift which I have to resave 'cause I didn't do it right. Okay. Taylor swift. So this is Taylor Swift with... You know, Taylor Swift, one of the most amazingly popular people in the world.
Okay, I did it right. Okay. Mm-hmm. So this is Taylor Swift without makeup. [mouse clicking] Yeah, I can see it. Okay. Yeah, well I mean, it's, it is her. I mean, it's, I mean- Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm just saying, I can see it. Okay. Would you like to see, um, Jamie Lee Curtis without makeup? Oh, I don't know about that. You don't wanna see that one? Okay. Well, I'm gonna have to change. Here we go. That might be too scary. It is a little bit scary. It's a good bit scary but you know what?
She's done- Okay, let's go. I'm ready for it. Okay. Jamie Lee Curtis. I don't know. Did she just get out of the hospital or something? 'Cause look what happened. Oh, fuck me man. Oh my God. Can you handle- I mean, even with the makeup it's, it's kinda scary We have a guest coming in. This is m- thing... [laughs] Oh, okay. Anyway, let's move on. I love a joke. Hey who was that? Is that Joe? Is that just...
Oh, it's Nate Harper. That's Nathan. Yes, yes. Hello Joe. Hey Joe. Welcome home, man. Hello Joe. How was your cruise? I wish you would've fell overboard when you went on your, um- Cruise? What cruise? I told you twice now. When you went to Cancun. You went to Cancun? What are you, 19? Like, you're not fucking a teenager, stop going to Cancun, all right? [laughs] Oh he loved to go to Cancun.
I'll spot him. He d- He should've acted like a teenager in Cancun. I wanted to see Thingamajig be out at the parties, the bars, like the, the bar at the hotel. He was at a place th- The hotel bar was closed at like 11:00 PM. He's like, "What?" Yeah. Just resort guys. Why? Fuck that. I want my money back. In y'all like family oriented, man. You had everything closing at 11:00. Well you can't go to Club Med, you have to got to like a, a singles place. No. Well next time I- Fuck my family.
I want beer Thingthatis- [laughs] Confirm- I'll do, I'll uh, I can, I used to book travel for my, for where I used to work. I used to book all the travel, like ah pl- flights, hotels and everything. I even like booked my boss like massages in Scotland and stuff like that through like Craigslist in Scotland. He w- I'd be like, "I have to rec- I have to be careful." Like he's, he's married man. I said, "I have to be careful not to get a prostitute". Like [laughing] because I... He's like, "Go look at Craigslist for a, for a massage therapist." And I was
like, "M- Man or woman?" He's like, he's like, "Definitely a woman." And I was like, "Okay." And, um, you know- We're not gonna lay over your gay jokes, Psy. We're not gonna lay them as- It's not a joke. It was the truth. That's a true story. Stop trying to make us laugh at your jokes. Hey Joe, what if I tickle you? Wow. That's even gayer than your joke you just made. I did have a good time Nancy regardless. I just totally- Did you s- Did you have a margarita on the beach?
Did you- Um, I was le- Yeah, it was total leisure. I didn't, I didn't drink on the beach, but yeah, I had like the pool bar, yeah. Not every day though.- One time you were wearing like a vacation shirt Yeah, I did have margaritas. I gave it up pretty soon. Here, hold on. I'll fix this one. Psy, he had like a v- like a button up like, uh, shirt. That is cool. I'd fuck with you Thingthatis. Here, I'm gonna do like a- Yeah, tall ... Lost Boys kind of look. What's... Does that look good? What are you doing?
Someone said I looks like I have a five head so I'm just covering my forehead. Yo, 1972 called. They want their plaid shirt back, man. They can't have it. Aw. This is mine. They want their bangs back. No. They call... Um, that's why I'm called the Bangles. Hold on. I'll just go like this. Is this better? There we go. Do n- I don't want a five head or a six head. I want a f-, I just want a regular forehead.
See, I have a beautiful nice wide forehead but it's not like I'm not balding. Exactly what they say. Look at, look how, look how bald I'm going guys. L- look i- I mean does any, does a bald person have, like this much hair? I mean that was like three months ago by the way. Can't believe. Is he looking balls deep- The hair on the back of the head man. It's, it's the uh- Do you shave your own? Crown and the uh forehead. That's where you know. Think you shave your head or is that just natural bald? No, no, I shaved my head. There. Come on son.
Like you don't ev- Wait, you can see wh- That was worth it [laughs] Where it is, right? You could see it's like here. I'm getting scared. Yeah, we get it. We get it. You're bald. Phew. Thanks. Who knows what he wasn't talking about? I thought he was talking about me. Then he's just talking about Jamie Lee Curtis. Okay, thank God. Okay. Uh, wasn't she like... I don't know if she was indigenous. Show Joe. Show Joe the Jamie Lee Curtis photo. Do you see it Joe? Here. This is Jamie Lee Curtis. Well my name's Joe not Joel, so. Joe. Hey Joel, do you j- Joel.
[laughs] Let me see it. Oh my godness. [laughs] Wait, did she have like that hospital thing? Like with that, that oxygen tube being hooked up to her nose? Looks that sad. Good Lord. I love Jamie Lee. You're making me sad. She wa- She, I know. And she, well she's, she's great in Halloween. Um, let's see. What else do I... Maybe Halloween has anything else. And Halloween's coming up. I celebrate it on August 1st. I started watching Halloween movies two days ago. Isn't it funny? There was somebody, like I won't say the persons name, but they were...
Th- This person, there was rumors this person actually- I actually killed somebody last Halloween just to celebrate Halloween. Actually killed somebody. Nice. Here sh- How about this? Who's this person? Just to celebra-. Just for like a little celebration. Oh shit. Hold on. Who is this person? I ne- I'm gonna text. I don't know who that is. I don't know and I don't care. Guys, do you identify this person? 'Cause this is somebody without makeup and it's like I've never even seen. Might not. Is it Sig? Sig, is that you? Dude, this is crazy. It's a chick without makeup. Look at this.
Here Um, who is this woman?
I don't know who that is. But look at the freckles- That's one of the Jenners. That's Kylie Jenner. Oh boy. Kylie Jenner. Obviously. There's Kylie Jenner without makeup. Either way. Even I knew that and I'm joking. Wow. Is it? Are you sure it's her? It's her. What a difference. I'm pretty sure it is. It is. And I don't... I'm not saying like, oh, like, you know, they're, they're ugly or anything. I'm just saying they're pr- they probably look good eith- either way. But I'm saying like, you know [tsks] - Okay.
But unless you're saying you were wearing makeup in the first place. Okay, okay, okay. Thing is, I don't wanna argue about this. Oh, you should have seen me before I put my makeup on tonight. You understand? I look real. What's with the echo, Joe? Frickles in your red hair. Huh? What? Excuse me? You covered up your frickles and then now your hair is showing. When you speak, it echoes.
Well, let me leave and rejoin. But remind him that I'm gonna rejoin so brigade won't let me back up. Do you hear me saying? She's... Yeah, she's doing much better- Sorry that I'm going to rejoined. I'm echoing. Yeah, yeah. Now we can hear your dog snorting. Are they just watching on TV? Much better, Joanie. Thanks for asking. Hi Bubbles. Here. Sluggy, is am I echoing, sir? Can... Are you what? I can hear myself. I actually echoey. I can hear myself.
I, I, I don't hear you echoing. You're fine. Um, you might have like the- Oh ... the live on also open somewhere. Today I feel like the luckiest man, man on earth. On Earth. [laughs] On earth? He's doing his Whoopi impression. Do I see any hairs? Can anybody hears like the tiny, like, little hairs on, like, the neck and st- underneath ... Shave them? Okay. Let me just ... I'll get shaving cream. I knew you would like that thing. Am I truing out? Ooh, am I a hairless werewolf?
You kind of do look like a lady in a way.
Do I got a lick, Joe? Well, well, uh, now you've made me scared. Why are you making that scowl? Why are you scowling? Not my type of lady, let's put it that way. [laughs] Well. Yo. Not your type? Speak for yourself. What if, what if your girlfriend looked like this? Would you date her? Yes. I'm on estrogen? Oh my God. Careless Kate. I'm not on estrogen. Um, you do have two Adam's apples. Like something's going on.
Does that actual- It's because I took this- If there was someone conscious - As a bite I took from the forbidden fruit ... of tape floating around It was, it was huge. I just never seen a guy with two Adam's apples. It's kinda crazy. Well, look it, there's a face in it. Look at... Can you see it? It looks like a face. That's not the real Keith. Look, there's a nose right there. There's another nose down here. Oh my god, zoom in. I know, it's so scary. It's actually like lazy eye. Psych! That's not the real Keith. Keith, I think we need to run. You want me to hide it? No. Thank you. Yes, hide it actually.
Hide- I d- I don't care. Change it. In fact, it might be either okay, because I actually hid the other Keith. It's not. I just checked. Hold on. One second. I only said Vivian had a big neck once. Okay but look, it looks like a skull. Does it look like a skull? Looks like a fucking gorilla. But no, there, there's, like, there's a human being. This might, I think maybe birth or something. I don't know. What's going on? Why is there a face in my, like, neck area? Starburns. So weird. Hey, but I actually saw this thing.
Um, this woman was like, took a selfie with like a filter on the camera. And it put, like, glasses on her and stuff. But she had a Adam's apple like this, and it put, like, glasses and a [laughs] and make up on the Adam's apple too of her. [laughing] And it was so weird. I was... It's like, "Oh look, there's a face in their..." I don't... Is this... You're the real Charles Barkley? Oh, go away Scott. Charles Barkley from Space Jam. Welcome, Charles Barkley. Why, why do you m-... I don't, I don't... I almost don't believe you though. I mean, it's like I'd love to believe you.
Let's play? Okay. Hey Chucky, wanna play? That's one serious Adam's Apple. You may wanna get that checked out. Daryl, I don't think so, because, you know, this is actually- What if that really was Charles Barkley? Like, what if that really was him and he's scared of you? He probably wouldn't say anything. I would wonder why he's wasting his time here. Okay. Shut up, Thing That Is. [laughs] . You want me to kick you outta my show? Like seriously. Wasting his time? What do you do? That was Ruthie.
We could ask you the same question. Well, he did the same... No, I'm just kidding. Okay. No, th- never... I'm never a waste of time. I'm always... Oh, oh shit. Sorry. I'm always a blessing usually. What the hell was that? That was Tyra Banks without makeup. Oh. [laughs] Oh, dang it. Yo, this is like, you know, it's like, oh, imagine if my friends were like that. All these, you know, like, you know how kids have friends talk to each other, just like assholes. Who are your friends? That's such mild buddy trolling.
Like, I mean, it's so mild. They all are. I'm not being mean. So you admit you're a buddy troll? That wasn't- You are being rude ....that was a buddy troll. I'm not saying I am a buddy troll. Okay. You are being rude. Oh, okay. Thank you. Yeah. I have some, I have some of my dad's shirts. Like that was, you know, I got several of them. Um, and uh, we, you know, he kinda had the, this, uh, this, this style. He w- I didn't get his, um... They're a little bit big for me.
He was kind of like, you know, a couple, couple hundred pounds. But, um, he used to wear these Tommy Bahama shirts and, uh, I didn't get any of those, but he had a bunch of them. And it was so funny. He also used to wear these, like Stetson kind of hats. And- Was he a real estate type dude? Yes, he was. But um, he used to wear these, um, Stetson hats. I know that 'cause Alex stalks your whole family and then me by knowing you. Okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, shut up. Shh. Joe. Not, not cool.
Don't. I'm sorry. Looney Tunes and I both have come to the agreement that Thing That Is is Okay. Sorry about that. a buddy troll. That's okay. It's fine. [laughs] Wow. I've been judged. And still finally nowadays wha- Nowadays it's like things that used to be considered, like, good- Who just burped? Now, now it's like they b- they're big d- th- they're used to vilify people
and, and it's like, you know, I don't understand why necessarily, but hey, I'm used to being like, you know, a gay white person, I guess was the most hated- Sluggy, remember the movie The Witches from Macbeth II? You kind of look like you're about to turn into one of those witches from that movie Nightvale. If you get what I'm saying. [laughs] Yeah. There you go. I was gonna tell a story, I was gonna tell a story about the witch. Yeah. All right. Okay. So there's a woman on YouTube, I'm not gonna mention her name, but there's
rumors that she's a witch. And then she was like, "Oh, that's so stupid. I'm not a witch." And then someone produced a picture of her in a witch's hat with a crystal ball looking like the Wicked Witch of the West with two other witches. Oh, you're talking about Bita. I saw that picture the other day. No, hold on. The, the, the, the vlogger. Ah, tell more. Have you done, told about Bita? Eh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Her name is... She, she looked, she looked good in that picture too. Well, it's called witchcraft folks. Oh, shut up you horny old man.
First of all, she- She did ... I'm not trying to bring up anyone, I'm just telling the story Like anyway, okay that- Horny old fuck. Sorry. No it's okay, it's okay I'm just trying not to like- A power monger. Yes he is a witch. Okay I'm not trying to bring it up, okay here. I, I have actually... I actually have more pictures but I'm not, I can't share them because you threatened to strike my channel. So look at ... Do you like this? Looks hellish. It looks like little.... This is trident and then it has the thingy. And its got the swastika nice.
I know it's not original- Yeah obvious. What they fuck was that? That's awesome. This is called the key to the universe guys, and I have it. That's called a Nazi. Shh. Yeah and this what i, this is Job here, I'm gonna do this what I wanted to do with you Job. Okay Joe, Job what are from The Lawnmower Man? Hold on. I rub this. Oh.- Why does it have rope around it?
[laughs] I don't know. Oh so I can hold it up. Here I don't know if it's bracelet that doesn't fit me so I don't know what to do with that. Oh right. Just wrap it round here. Wrap it around. Okay put there And Joe guess what's inside of it? What is? What's inside of it? It's, I would sp- An eye looking at you. Just ki- I don't know. Look through - Oh yeah I love this side ... missing inside of it. And Joe joe say something- You're the best Psyche ...
Joe joe say something, say something to make me mad. If I saw that genie bottle I would make one wish let my friend Psychee live 100 years. You understand? Oh my God what the hell fuck is that? [laughing] Thank you though. Thank y'all. That's weird. This is a Japanese theater mask.
Later babe. This is a Japanes- That's where three birds is. That's where three birds is. Do you know what this is? This a Japanese look their teeth are gold see my teeth are very gold and so and the eyes are gold. This a Japanese theatre mask. I think this is like demon kind of character But the- What's wrong with his forehead though? What's wrong with the forehead? I, I don't know it looks like a boobs or something. I don't know what's going on there. Look's like uh yes. See this is what your brain looks likes Joe. Looks like two boobs just- Its like a crack head.
That's actually I will not Google because- [laughs] ...that's exactly what my forehead looks like so I'm not going to google.
Oh we get it these are gold, we get it Psychee gold tooth We get it your friend has gold teeth. We go it. Okay okay shut up. We get it. Well my best friend is a mask. We get it your friends a mask Psychee. Now what is this Joe can you identify this? Now what is this? Bringing out my cool stuff now. Yeah Your gold, it's gold teeth from Auschwitz. No its not Aus- This is a- Auschwitz brother ..... Its call a, its called a- What are they?- ......its called a, its called a,
it's a some kind of goat. What was it? What oh what is that a fossil? Is that like an abandoned bird? No its a mand- no it's a, it's a um- That's a sharks tooth. No its mandible. That's a shark tooth ...this is a muskrat mandible. Yeah that's the fang it looks like eh? Yeah, I'll take it out. Hold on Why do you have it in a bag? Why do you have a muskrat tooth? Because it's a specimen. It's a, it's a, it's a bone spec- I don't wanna break it. It's a specimen.
There. Ew, put it in your mouth. Wow. Look at that. That is a muskrat tooth. Oh, look at the roots. Lick it. Lick it. Fascinating. [laughs] It is fascinating. Look how yellow it is. I double dog dare you to lick that motherfucker right now. No, no, no. [laughing] I don't know. Eat an ass, like gleam. Think it's clean. I don't mind. I'd lick it.
If it was here in my hands, I'm licking that shit too. Okay, I have some Chanel identified eating and drinking water. Okay. Well, here's... Yes, Joe- And he got more teeth. Oh, hold on. He got some more teeth than yours. He has more fucking things. What is that, a grizzly bear's tooth? It's a skull. That's a grizzly bear's teeth. Look how b- It's a very small skull. So look- Aw ... uh, how, what kind of skull is that?
A pterodactyl. Oh, a mole. A mole. Yes, that is a mole skull. [laughs] Pterodactyl. The thing with Pterodactyls are they're so tiny. Mole, by the way. Who the fuck guesses mole? Whoever guess mole is gay. [laughs] Whoever guessed got it right. Okay, what is this? This is an obelisk. Yeah, they got it right. They got a g- Do you like obelisks? And look at, look at the beautiful obelisk. Ah, it's a crystal. That's an obvious one.
Nice. Yeah, that's a nice one. Okay. Let me just tell you a quick story about- Shove that up your ass Give him control. All right. Go ahead, go ahead. Give him control Very quick, very quick. When I was in Egypt, they, they had, there were two stands. There was one obelisk standing there, and the other one was missing, right? So I asked, "What happened to the other one?" They said, "It's in Paris." Yeah, Cleopatra's Needle. Napoleone or whoever took it. So I w- I went to Paris after leaving Egypt, and I went and saw
that pyramid, that obelisk in Paris. Cleopatra's Needle, correct? Man, can you calm down? Like calm down, bro. I know. I'm sorry. Calm down. It's like when you know the answer to question and you get excited sometimes. Okay, I'm, I'm wearing these away. You gotta get all worked up thing that is. Okay, cool. That was it then. Calm down, bruh. I just thought that was pretty neat, man. Like the two, the place combined together. Well, that's all bearly. Ooh, build a little burly.
Fuck that. Fuck that. Have you ever been to Paris, Joe? Shut up. I have not been to Pa- No, but I've been to Egypt and I seen a fucking pyramid. I ain't cry about it like you. "Oh, my God. I see the pyramid. Let me sit on it." So g- so I went to, um... Oh my gosh, I ca-... Where's my heart? I can't, I don't see my heart. Uh- Where's my purse? [laughs] Where's my purse? I have a heart around here someplace. My heart. My heart. I really di- I don't like hiding things.
He just said, "Where's my purse" I didn't say purse, I said heart. It doesn't even sound like purse at all. Oh, where's this heart going? Thing that just went wrong- Why is there an obelisk? It represents, it represents a dick. Oh, yeah, it does- Jesus Christ ... but it's kinda like a, kinda like an out of commission dick in a certain way. Hey, but you know what? Obelisks are interesting. They're, you know, um, they are. Th- In America, do they have any? I think they might have them. Did they bring any to America?
Obelisks? Yeah. Well, there's the- Yeah, the fucking Washington Monument. The Washington Monument's the biggest obelisk Right. No, okay. Yeah, yeah. It's an obelisk. Isn't it interesting? Why do we want so much Egyptian and Roman architecture in our government? Have you ever thinking about that? Eh, you know. It's not your government. It's corporate America. That is true. Yeah, you're right. You're right about that. It's representative o- of the time and the power of those at the time, right?
Mm, well- Like the Romans built everything- Why do they got that CNI on the back of the dollar though? Hmm ... I can explain exactly. Okay, so that's, that's Egyptian pyramid, right? And there's no capstone on it, so that's why- Explain it. I gotta get a beer. Explain this to me ... it says e pluribus unum. It's, it's like, it's like the, it's basically the, the system. It's this, actually Egyp- Egypt founded the slavery system. And so a pyramid is- Whoo ... is like the top. They got those people on the top, and then as it goes down, it's like the cl- eh, the classes on the way down.
And then there's like the slaves or plebeians at the bottom, right? And so- Aw, slaves ...well, that was a slavery system, and they had, they had slaves build the pyramids and they had slaves, you know, do a lot of stuff kind of, but they're the founders of geometry anyway. Would Nolan make a good slave? Clumsy. Bab will make a good ass slave. That- No he wouldn't. He's too fat ... clumsy makes a good slave, bitch. He would, he would eat all the beans.
Yeah. Well, that like, "Hey, slave, stop eating the beans." I like beans. Y- what's, Joe, what did you eat d- for dinner tonight? I'm just curious. To be honest, I haven't ate dinner yet. I'm actually about to eat. Um, it's gonna be two turkey burgers and a bag of vegetables. Ooh, tur- I love turkey burgers. This won't, won't listen right there. Hey. Hey. I buy these vegetables in a bag.
You can just put in the microwave and heat up for five minutes. I'm not gonna sit here and cook all my stupid fucking turkey burger. Oh, y- you're having a bagged microwave burrito? That's kind of the s- the laziest thing anybody could possibly buy. Nigga, I wish you were in a bag, girl. I wish you were in a bag, nigga. What did you say to me? Uh, you heard what I said, boy. No, I didn't. I, uh, u- you said you wished you could see me naked from the back? Oh, well, I might hit her. She beatbox. Might give it a beatbox. Joe, come on.
How many of your fans... Joe, did you see the ghost doll? Nah, man. Jo- Jo- Joe, do you hear the, did you see the ghost doll? Actually, I'm taking a piss. I gotta leave also. Look at the screen, Joe. Do you see the ghost doll? S- I see it. Yes. What about it? Put it on the screen. Yeah, there you go. Oh, my God. Ghost doll. It's ghosts. I made a doll version of it. It has nice blonde hair. And if he's, if he misbehaves, I'm gonna put pins in it.
I'm just kidding. I would never do that. Okay. Hey, I also have this book I found. And someone g- I don't know where I got this, but someone, I guess I got it from a, a grab bag. I used to buy these boxes on Etsy with a bunch of random stuff in it from crafters. But look at this. Hold on. Oh, my gosh, what's this sticker doing? Okay. But it says, look what it says. Hold on. Can you read it? It says, "Things-" Things that I can't say. [laughs] "... on a..." Oh, during a video call.
This is before I started streaming again. Now I use it. 9:20. At least 21 years old. Now I can use it because now I do video calls every day, right? I d- I mean, now I need it completely. Oh, you ain't singing. Y'all bitches wasn't saying anymore. Wanna see things I can't say? It's including blank. I can say anything I want. Ha ha. Aw, that's funny. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a good TV. That's a good joke. Isn't it funny, Joe? Isn't it funny? Isn't it just so funny? It probably made me, like almost think about later. You almost called me? It made me think about it. Hey, Joe, how do I, how do I look like this? How do you like that?
Oh my, you look like Elton John's son Have you heard the song? [laughs] It's fun. I wear sunglasses at night so I can, so I can... I don't remember the rest. All right. Calm down, bud. Calm down. I'm not ... What, you thought I was like, um, over excited? No, you just, you were singing like a lady. You were kind of like singing that lady sings- That's not what- Relax ...
I was, I was singing masculine Relax. I have a deep singing voice. I wear- Oh, do you? ... sunglasses- Yeah, when you get, uh- So I can, so I can. Thank you. That is a cute, it's a cool book. I got, I have so many cool books. Talk to- To- I'm gonna find a book, a random book from my library 'cause I'm gonna start bringing stuff out. Oh, you talk to Joe for a second. I'll be back. You remind me of a young Tom Petty, Psych.
You reminds me of a young Tom Petty. Really? Why? Misses. You ran away. Ran away. Because he spring bone. 'Cause he's what? Hear what I said, boy. No, I didn't. Okay. I'm gonna share a book with you. He's free falling. Tom Petty, retard. Free fall. Okay. I'm sorry. This iS called- At least somebody heard it ...
Free falling. This is called Amphigory. Can you guess what, who th- this is about? You can see right there. Edward Gorey. Edward Gorey. Have you heard of Edward Gorey? Never. You haven't? Okay. Well, here's a little treat. Never even read. So let me see if there's a biography about it because this is called Amphigory again. Okay. It says, um- Open sesame ..."Frivolity." Hold on, I need to turn on
the light 'cause it's a little harder to read. Okay. It says... I need to put on my glasses too. Where's my glasses? Here they are. Okay. Ooh, sly glasses. Anything else? Yeah. Yeah, perfect. Okay. It says, "Frivolity-" I love these things "... at the edge of a moral swamp hears him singing in the distance and dons the galoshes of remorse," and that's what this picture is.
You see that? Whoa. Jeez, Psych. You see it? Okay. Frivolity- Man, you gotta Zoom up more than gallery button. Oh, stop it. Okay. Then it says, let me see, signs of Spring. It says, "In Central Park appearance of the first daffodil coincides with the deepest snow of the year." I'll show you that picture. Hold on. Let me take it off. So we get the daffodil, right?
Aw. That's the first daffodil of the summer or the, or the, um, in then, or spring. And then it says, "Disappearance of all spring and summer garments from the stores." These are signs of spring. So th- So when your... So signs of spring is when all the spring stuff is sold out, and there's no... It's only winter left- Exactly ... empty, empty, empty thing.
And then it says, "In Soho lofts undreamt extensions of the frontiers of dance." I'm not quite sure what that means, but it's got an interesting picture right there of dancing people- The hell? ... all tied up and stuff. Okay. And then it says- That is awesome. Hell yeah. That drawing was awesome. Hear that again please.
Show that shit again Jesus, can we either turn Joe down or you've gotta speak much louder, Psych? Let me see. Right there. I'm sorry. Joe- Sorry. Bring me down. I'm not... I didn't, I didn't make my mic this loud. Let me hear myself Joe, I would never t- I would never turn you down. Okay. And then it's like a photo of history in peril in the re- Listen, bro ... in the relentless reaches of the Upper East and We- West Sides. And then there's s- Is this better? ... history in peril.
But look, h- he's at the trip over the heel Is that better a thing? Can you hear me now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can hear you. Yeah. You see it? He's at the trip over the heel. Is that clear now for your bald ears? It's not that. You know what it is, Joe? Because I have to turn it up to hear Psych. I have to turn it up to hear Psych, and then you're, you're speaking, your volume is louder so then it's like all of a sudden I gotta turn it down. I know, but c- you, you, it rings. Yeah, man Okay.
So 2020, that's why ... In 2020 you got it perfect 'cause C- um, u- under Capricorn's horoscope tonight it said, "Capricorn, don't forget to eat lunch," because it says, "Because Sag's feast, Capricorn is last meal, Aquarius is fasting, and Pisces is starving." Hey, that's kinda cool. One more boys. One m- Nice. Wh- What are you drinking? Fucking gay lite beer. See my nose? My nose- Don't ask questions ... my nose job wore off guys. Do you see my nose job wore off?
Oh my goodness! That's after a nose job? Jesus Christ, I ain't the expert. I know. But what I'm saying it wore off 'cause, uh, 'cause it used to be like this. It was like perfectly straight for a long time, and then it just started curving upward. Oh really? So it's caving in. N- No, it's not caving in. [laughs] It, it w- It, it... I'm saying the chicken wire is like breaking down. It's ca- It looks crazy in there man. Just caveman. No, but I'm saying becauSe wh- See, when I had my nose job n- I was 17 years old, and I went to a couple doctors and they
said, "Oh, we just, uh, we're gonna break your nose. We're gonna give you a chin implant," and all this stuff. [laughs] And like, like, and one doc- Like a couple doctors just refused. They're like eith- They're like, "W- I, I'm just starting out. I, I, I'm like I g- I could only do like the, like j- just like, you know, college girls getting their first nose job or something. Like just like d- A tiny like little thing." So they refu- Refused me. So I went to a really good doctor, and he's like, "We're, we're not gonna break your nose." H- He's like, "We don't have to break your nose. We're just gonna do it.
We're gonna do this internal thing. There'd be sutures." Th- These stitches were cr- Pulling out these stitches for my nose for four months. God damn. But, um, yeah. And, um, they carved all the front of it. But yeah, I had it, but it was still more- Mm. Mm. Mm ... more of a pronounced, um, c- uh bridge rather than before. Wasn't that bad. [laughing] With the structure though looking like Roman emperor. It was like, it was like this. It was like, it was like, it was like Greek freakin'- I actually looked at my notes and I let my friend hit me in the face with a bat
and kill me- Just the aesthetic of his, uh, ph- physicality It was the aesthetic, but also good for your nightmares. Didn't have like a physical effect on you? It's not like you had trouble breathing or anything? It wasn't, no, it, it wasn't deviated septum necessarily, but I mean every- Okay .... body say that. I mean, it's a, it was for, for purely aesthetic purposes, but, um, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. It's like, you know, eh- The only thing I hate more than your chat, actually, is nothing anymore Confidence is overboard when you don't know anything. It's like it can give you confidence and you're not...
' Cause I was so s- I was, I was very skinny, and so it kinda like looked too big for my body or something. I don't know. Hm. But i- it's, it's, it's fine. You wanna see my driver's license? Look how thin I am. You should've accepted yourself. You're a good guy, Psych. You should've accepted yourself. Did you look like a fucking beach ball surfer? Oh my God. Is that, is that Brad Pitt? Is that Brad Pitt? You look like an insane surfer.
I am insane. I, I don't know- Why? Bro ... can you boogie board? Can you boogie board? Tell, tell us your fantasy thing that is. Oh my God. [laughs] Hey, Ben ... Oh, the, so Ben Franklin, he c- did he create the post office or the Pony Express? I guess he created the post office. Or the other. Who cares? I, I studied a lot of Ben Franklin. Ben Franklin's interesting actually. They excavated- He's awake dead now ... they excavated, um, Ben Franklin's property in America and they found dead bodies in the
basement and stuff and they're like, "Oh, he must have been-" Strike me one man- "... you know, doctor or something." You get one chance to talk once- He wasn't a doctor ... every fucking stream There's no reason for th- the dead bodies to be there. He was just- Big nose .... homicidal maniac. 10 out of 10 for caving in. Okay, it's fine. Hey, uh, go- gosh, why does everyone wanna make me say the N word so bad? Just shut up Wiener Dog. I never said the N word.
Hm. You know who I want to call and say the N word to? I'm thinking about saying it. Who's that person? Um, the, you know, it was this person that, that clapped me from a panel today and was so rude. What was their name? Who was it? What was their name? It was a very annoying person. I'm gonna see if I can find it, hold on. Someone said it earlier. [laughs] Why did somebody say, "Why are your nostrils different sizes?" Shut up. That's mean. That's kind of rude whoever said that. No, I'm not being rude. Somebody said that in the chat. Someone said that. That's rude whoever said that.
That's rude. Hide them immediately. Get the hell outta here. Okay. Hide them for me. Whoever said that hide them. I don't ... oh, I'm a model. Model your fat ass. Yeah okay. No his name is Dutch. Does anyone know a weir- Oh Duchy yeah, yeah, yeah. He, what a fucking du-- Here all I did, and then before I got, before I, 'cause they give you a few minutes before you get clapped, and so I wa- I, I told my, you know, story and then it's like, and then I
was like, "Okay, well I just wanna say goodbye to everybody" And I was like, "Hi," to the panel hi or hi whoever was on the panel with me. I said, "Hi." What's her name? Dutchie? And then I was reading the ... And he says, "Don't talk to me. I'm the one that clapped you." He sounded fucking like- Rawr. What a bitch ... I mean he sound so retarded. She's a bitch. He's a bitch. Guys- Where was this? It was, it was at, um, peps Zenzera. Where was this? Oh, okay. Yeah.
Um, yeah. And so he was on the panel there and instant- when I, as soon as I got up instantly, oh, well you got clapped but they gave you a few minutes before you, they take you down and so I got to talk for a few minutes, but I was just like I don't even know the fucking douche bag motherfucking asshole wh- with the fucking- In real life I could snap my motherfucking fingers and Dutchie will be dead. You understand? Hey, um, hey Wiener dog. If you want me to try that you could send me a quarter, okay?
And maybe I'll try it. Go fuck yourself wiener dog. Yeah. ♪Wiener dog♪ Damn, what's with your echo Joe? Yeah. Psyche hero. Wait Jordan let me right now. Bob wait and then I'm rejoining. Joe you're echoing. [burps] Excuse me. I have seen that movie. Have you ever seen Welcome to the Dollhouse Thingamajigs? No. Okay. You should look it up because I was in, I was in like
I think high school it came out, I was like, "Oh, that looks really good. independent film. It's about this nice Jewish family, I think they from back east or It's like..." something. You know, it's like a son and two daughters, and the th- the son's kind of a nerd, and the, the middle daughter is a big nerd, Don Wiener. But then they had ... And then, then they have a younger daughter, and she's like this like little princess. But she gets bullied so re- so horribly i- in school.
Like just like they call her wiener dog. They write graffiti on her locker. Oh really? Yeah, yeah. It's really good. Just I don't wanna spoil it, but go s- as I say, see if you can. Yeah. Fucking Something thing. Dang. I wish would've been on that vacation with you. I need a fucking vacation. Am I echoing now? What would you have done? Hey, we have another guest. Hello. Hello. Hello. We, we got a guest. Guys, guess who it is. Oh, it's James Jones.
Hi, friends. Decky talk like this. It starts with a G and ends with a D. Oh, gaydog. Gaydog. No. No. No, he's echoing. Okay, come back Joe. No, no. Joe is not echoing. Joe is always echoing. My name. What the fuck? Thank you. Jo- Joe always has his foot up his ass. Let's face it. Okay, now I hear him. Okay, it's good. Okay. Hey, Gotti, how are you?
So psyche, psyche, psyche, I'm good bro. Listen, I was just at Emma Leviathan's. I just got kicked off the fucking panel. I, I ju- all I wanted was a fucking quick reading. Listen, I said, "You know what? I don't need this bitch's fucking reading. I'm gonna go to the person who does the best fucking readings on fucking YouTube." Psyche Tarot Awakens. Are you going to carry on? Get out of here. All right. Please leave. Go away please. Psyche tarot awakens, the best psychic on YouTube. If you're not fucking getting a reading from Psyche- Bro ...
you're not getting a fucking reading. How about that? Psyche is the best. The best. Psyche is the best tarot reader. The best. If you don't think he is, get the fuck outta your thing. Nah, never. Get that dumb fucking face you're making asshole. Do it. Do it. Don't fucking make that fucking face again. All right. That's fine. Yes. Very mature. I just want to say too, that channel is called Cult of Psych and not Psyche Awaken. Listen, listen. Can I get one card please? I'm sorry. I'm starting to interrupt for crap. Here, Gotti. Here, Gotti, hold on. Gotti gets a card. Hold on. Just one please. Just one. Okay.
One. [burps] I got it for you. Here. Thank you. Look at me suck my own dick. Work with the echo. Oh shit. Shit, it turned over. Okay. You got 66 of wands. See, I just muted myself and it's still very good, so ha. This one, it says 66, you got the star. 66. I got the star and 66. Aw. You know what that means, right? I think, I think that's you right there in the spotlight or something. One more stick. That means you're gay actually. That means you're gay. Actually no it doesn't. Actually no it doesn't. It means I'm hot.
But look at the camera because the spotlight is actually on you through the real stars. I thought it meant you were gay. I am the star. Yes, yes. So this means the world. Or no, it's the sun. It says the sun. I'm sorry. It says the sun. The sun is the energy of the sun. Says the sun. Yes, the power of the sun. Word. I am the sun. Domino more than the sun. I am the alpha and the omega. Alpha and the Omega. The Sun. Yes. See, I like it. If Joe would shut the fuck up, I can get a point across. Yeah, okay. Oh no, whatever Joe. I'm sorry. No, cool it. Sorry Joe. I'm sorry Joe.
Continue Joe. Continue. Can God even join a panel without getting kicked? Of course he can. I would never kick God. No. Not these days. I don't think, I mean, I've seen it before for some reason, but I don't remember. Not these days. Not these days. No, I would never kick God. God, Gotti, here's what I've seen. I've seen on your posts, you're, you're doing these posts that are like really kinda funny. Oh geez. But they're, but they, they have like a, a little bit of a, I could
say anybody reading this could get offended in some way because they think it's about them, you know? Well, I'm not. And it's not. Go ahead. Because you could troll. You're trolling with your post, but it's like- Only words of wisdom, right? They, uh, if you have to, you have to let, if, if you know, you know. You, if you just have to know you a little better. If you, if you know you- Yes .... you might get offended by certain things. Well, I'm actually glad I don't know him. Because I'm glad I don't know. But what he really wants to say is to, to know me is to love me. Is that what you would say? Exactly. Yes, thank you.
Uh, I don't know you. I don't love you motherfucker. Thank you. To know me is to love me. I'll be right back. Bear with me. Is to fucking worship me. Yes. I honestly hate you. I frigging hate you. I'm glad you do, Joe. You know what? If you hate me, I'm doing things right in this world. Aw. Because I know that you, I know that you enjoy a good fucking troll. If I gotta sit here and talk about the men I love, I fucking love my boy, uh, Thing that is.
Uh, show's over folks. Show's over. Oh, wait a second. Who's that behind you? Wow. Wow, what the fuck is that? Is that a monster? Happy Halloween guys. It's like a monster. Last night he had, he had makeup on last night. Sup ladies? Ah, He has makeup on right now. Ladies. Look at his fucking lips. Sup ladies? Think he got some red lips. Ladies, you're in the wrong place pal. What's up? Ladies. Get out of here pal. I came here looking for ladies tonight. Def- hasn't been a lady here in ages.
[laughs] Gee. Yeah, there hasn't been a lady around here in weeks. What's up bald guy? Hey Glo, where's your lipstick tonight? No lipstick? What's up balls man? Aw. Not enough grease on your face tonight bro. Wait, there's three bald guys in here. They're all bald. Re, you're talking about that thing behind you then. You're bald nigga. Yeah, Your wife's bald.
Ooh. Oh shit. You're about to get slapped. What a low blow. You're about to get slapped again. I'm about to get slapped for this nigga. Spanish. So, so what's going on? What, what are you guys talking about? Anything good? Yeah. What, what? I was locked up for two days. Two days. What happened man? Shit. I slap the shit outta your mom.
[laughs] So only, you only got two days for that shit huh? 'Cause I plead not guilty. Yeah, I hear you. That's funny. What happened? I was- That was actually pretty funny. Yeah. That was disrespectful actually. That was very disrespect- Why? Why? Disrespectful? Guys. Guys, hold on. Wait a sec. I wanna tell Gotti, Gotti something. I wanna tell Gotti something. Gotti first of all - What?
... you'll, you'll be in my next video, but I looked, I went over to Emma Leviathan's and looked in her chat. Yeah? You've been totally scrubbed. You've been scrubbed from it. Um- Again? Yeah. You scr- she scrubbed you from it. But I wanna say something else. Well, Psyche why do you look like a pilgrim? Either that or- Gotti was live streamed ... I'm gonna replay a v- I'm gonna replay a video real quick because this is, it has Ghost in it and Ghost isn't around. Ghost. Ghost, you made the video. Yo, yo, yo, yo. You, Ghost you're famous now. We're gonna see it in just a minute. You made a video. Did everyone change their profiles?
What video? I hope it's not one of those videos. Videos. Ghost, you made the video and, uh- Go fuck yourself. I'm worried about this. [laughs] Bang. I'm gonna go for a quick smoke tonight real quickly. Which one's ghost? Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. There's Ghost Oh, there's Flash. Yeah. Moth. Nope.
Yoo-hoo. [upbeat music] Wow. I've been keeping one small secret underneath my tiny hat. I'm a moon-blessed fairytale werewolf and I'm magical at that.
I was born behind a Chili's where the enchanted freeway ends with a birth certificate in glitter runes and moths as legal friends. Every full moon I grow claws, silver fur, and anxious doubt, then reread every group chat message till sun itself comes out.
If you text me OK with a period I'll assume our friendship's through. Then I'll howl into the forest, "What did that punctuation do?" The sacred candle flickered, the LaCroix hit the floor. Our emotional support possum said, "I can't do this anymore." Ooh.
Psych knows what she did, so leave a chicken by the moon. Do the gas station moth dance but please don't do it too soon. Hide the forks, protect the crystal. Never let Arthur lead the prayer. Watch your ears!
I'm a glitter-coated werewolf with abandonment issues and fabulous hair. Psych knows what he did. Don't ask Nancy where he's been. If the syrup starts to scream again we're blaming Mercury and Ghost again.
Arthur says he's our treasurer But everybody knows truth He's an ageless forest oracle In Whoa! Bye, clone. business casual youth Love that outfit. During rituals he raises One immortal hand and says Let's circle back next quarter To the existential dread Sister Alexandra found me when I opened without strain The forbidden pickle
jar That drove three elders half insane Then the mirror of truth saw Ghostsflashterror404 Turned itself into An IKEA lamp And wouldn't speak any more Jan Camp cried, "The moth has chosen" Then vanished in a hedge Chanel blessed the moon water Mason drank it on a dare Ugh!
psych knows what she did So leave a chicken by the moon Do the gas station moth dance But please don't do it too soon Hide the forks, protect the
crystal Never let Arthur lead the prayer I'm a glitter coated werewolf With abandonment issues and fabulous hair Psych knows what he did Don't ask Nancy where he's been If
the syrup starts to scream again We're blaming Mercury and ghost again We don't discuss the brunch incident We signed the napkin, we took the oath We don't know why
the pancakes blinked And legally they didn't Quote unquote Bring forth the ceremonial straws The soup has reached its final form The council robes are tax deductible The Sacred Possum
has been warned Oh Overthinking oh Crystal of vibes oh Who invited Arthur? Oh He brought five knives psych knows what he did Why is it red Now
the prophecy's complete There's a silver wolf in sequins Doing jazz hands in the street Raise the pickle jar of power Let the woodland choir declare I'm a fairy tale
and werewolf With emotional baggage It is ...And magnificent hair You witnessed it Psyche knows what he did Almost over Mike, come here Hear faithful possums sing And if Arthur says Circle back once more We're banishing him to LinkedIn Leave one chicken By the
moonlight Back away with gentle grace If the moth begins to whisper Do not let it know Your workplace.
[laughs] Wow dude another master piece beautiful Thank you Where did you come up with that Did you get inspired by anything They're inspired by... Um, uh, I turn into a werewolf every once in a while. Uh, di-- um, Mike wake up. Your girlfriend's talking to you.
Excuse me Warning dating anniversary Hey whas dat, whas dat wolf opening up in that big ass pot Was that a bunch of radioactive eggplants? It was a pickle jar Pickle jar It was cursed pickle jar Hold on Lucy Not a fan of pickles Ghost did you like it Shit May I be honest Yeh Can y- can you...
Why can hear myself in the background I dunno Maybe have a convo open with the Not me No yeah i was in drama in high school yes i was I usua- I usually stared in plays in highschool because we had a small shcool But also did playes in middle school And I'm just a dramatic person 'cause I'm a, I'm a gay guy. That shit was trash Trash. Trash. That went way downhill since the Ghost song Since the Ghost song. Ghost, you were in that video.
I don't care. That... Did you see your face? I have a whole fucking song. [high-pitched squealing] He does. Nobody cares, Ghost. [high- pitched squealing] I saw it. You're the one that made it. If you cared obviously, because if you didn't care, you wouldn't have made the fucking song Fucking song. I put you in a new video. Uh, y- and we- Fuck that video Read that. Okay, Ghost come back later. You're in a bad mood. I don't like you when- Bad energy. I got that too. Yeah. Who is...
The moon. The moon is full I, I hear like a, I heard a voice- Who is that? Oh, fuck I hear a voices of woman Oh, fucking hell That's the dispatcher. That's the union dispatch. What is that noise? Is that you Doughty or is Mike still here? No. No, it's not. Huh? What is that... Was it creaking doors and stuff? Grab some ice water. His boys... I mean, his mo-, his roommate. Man, that's a guy. Yeah, drink wa- Roommate. Roommate. Stay hydrated.
Oh. I heard a women's voice in Mike's game. It's- It's probably things Mama. I don't know. Well, Wiener Dog wants to hear the Buddy Troll song. I, I accidentally- Did I get the card right? I forgot. Oh, yeah, yeah, 66. You have a Goddy song. Y- you had a card read. The sun. The sun and 66. Yep. How did you decipher that? Find your dildo? You didn't decipher that card for me though. You gonna tell me what it meant? [laughs] oh, yeah, well, I told you. It's like, it's, uh, i- in the card there's a, there's a w- [laughs] He said find your- A woman, like, waiting for the- ...
detachable penis ... mail at someone else. It's like who? Is it good? I added volume on this side so maybe everyone can hear a little bit better It's good, right? Okay. Good. Thank you There's always a guitar. Yeah. Who is that woman in the background? That's, um, Kim. Kim. That's Kim? Is that you, Gil? Christine Is that you, uh- Something I have emergency crackers in here Why do I have a fucking echo? All right, I'll be right back. Whose, whose, whose that voice? I don't know what the fuck's going on Okay.
So okay, while we're waiting for Doughty to get back, I got a request for this song. This is a Buddy troll boogie, okay? We're gonna play the Buddy troll boogie. Hold on. And then Ghost, come back after the Buddy troll boogie, okay? You can come b- right back here. Okay, g- there you ... Oh, here. Got it. All right. Doughty. Is that better? Yes. Yeah, we're gonna play the Buddy troll boogie, god. Here. All right. Wait, let's, let's listen. Oh wait, hang on. Leviett had her channel open. That's why I was hearing voices.
Okay. Seekers and survivors. Tonight the specimens are smiling. But 2020 was the sun. I actually listened to the star first No end to the sorrow. No pitchfork. No open hate. Just five questions and a coupon for betrayal.
Up in the night, up in the night, up in the night, up in the ni-. [upbeat music] . You slid soft. A halo tilt. Just checking on you.
Reloaded guilt. You said I care. You said I see. You brought fake loyalty home with m- Sail tax free. You'll learn my wound, you'll learn my map and nod real hard then set the trap. You call it concern and I call it death. You leave with screenshots tucked in your chest.
You want the tea, the keys, the codes. The private bank, the hidden roads. Not here to give, not here to build just who to be with a few too many questions. Not enough soul. Too much sugar in the casserole. Too much on your throne. Too much anger.
Too much hope for the nice guy. Oh buddy troll, buddy troll. Disco ball in the friend-shaped hole. Oh, oh, oh. Smile in the front, little knife in the smile. Act so worried while they gossip to all. Buddy troll, buddy troll. Data miner at the empathy pole. Oh, oh, oh.
Shape that lie to the mirrorball. Fake ass friend hear the temple call. Judai, judai. False little friend you won't get far. Backstabbed spin that globe everybody wants the buddy troll. Judai, judai. False little friend you won't get far.
Backstabbed spin that globe first they flap but then they fly. Who said what? Twardonst thee eye. Got to stir things, that old routine meanwhile they mop the floor with kerosene. They whisper here then drip right there dropping concern like polluted air.
Person A gets a spiced up quote person B Gets a softer note. Person C gets a hate all drama. Person of the department of manufactured karma now the roof is lit. The wires all cross trust gets taxed and the buck gets lost. That's not magic with a side of hand Sorry Just goodwill served with a needy brand can't fill the stage, can't hold a room until they rent free space in
other folks doom always nearby when some mess unfurls One of my favorite fucking songs Always so shocked with crocodile tears Always protecting always concerned Funny how bridges behind them burn Buddy troll, buddy troll disco ball In the friend shaped bowl Oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah this rock [laughs] Smile in the front Little knife in the smile Act so worried While they gossiping to all Buddy troll, buddy troll Energy thief mask as my shield Glitter on top But the core is small Fake ass friends Hear the
temple call Danger one: they harvest pain Repackage truth And sell the same Danger two: they split the crew Make folks doubt What they already knew Danger three: they bait reaction Then point and scream Look bad attraction No sweetheart you built the maze Now you're acting scared Of the fire you raise Danger four: they drain your heart Trickle your focus Part by part Not always trying To win the war Sometimes they just Wanna hurt more That's the best part.
What's the cure Slow that trust What's the tap Patterns first Lock the rules Lock that gate What if they pounce Too damn late Guard your grief Don't overshare Watch boundaries Evil can't bear When masks fall hard There it is come on let's vibe Empty back yard Nothing left inside Your space A real one Won't need backstage clique Won't mind your herd For a social trip Won't play translator Priest in spite Won't
hug you close While sharpening knives A real friend calms A fake one stirs A real friend asks A fake one hears A real friend keeps The chamber sealed Chamber sealed Chamber sealed A fake one Wants your wounds revealed So if they rush Like Disney's cloned With hungry eyes And a hollow tone Don't hand them Candles Keys or gold Some demons freeze When the door gets closed Buddy troll, buddy troll Cheap little
ghoul In his hiding role Moonwalks slick Through the loophole Till the lies caught up And we name it all Buddy troll, buddy troll Familiar with a Hungry soul You wanted the Temple The mapped out scroll Now dance back Out through the Vanishment Hole Up didi na na Up didi na no More entry Not at all Up didi
na na Up didi na Truth's It's harder Than a Mirror Ball Through the Yard How'd you roll Exit Left Door sealed Follow All you Want We know the Road Is Closed On a Buddy Troll The end. Wow! That was great. Another banger another banger. This is the best part right here This is the best part wow Yeah Mouse
Wow Woah Oh fuck Whose that kid? Is that Harry Potter? Why is there a kid in this video? It's not a kid what was that? Midget? Harry Potter That wasn't Gary Coleman You can't tell me who Harry-- That was
scary though That was Gary Balvin Yes that was- So for that last thing that was great What happened with- Shut up Why are you guys such dicks to me? I mean it's like really -it's like- Really Sike I said it was great But you said except for the last part which was my favorite part I don't know what the fuck I saw Can you explain it? That was a shape shift-a guy shap-it was like it was supposed to be a s-a little cat and he shape shifted into a person Aw oh I thought it was a mouse but okay alright thank you Ow it was a big mouse is
i-is this the wrong time to promote my new fucking channel called Gotti's Numerology Network? you have numerology Channel? yeah well the sign is staring at you right in the face I want to surprise you Oh My God I wanna surprise you with it yes everyone Gotti's Numerology network starting next week if you want to get your fucking readings done by numbers instead of cards you come on down to Gotti's Numerology Network I guarantee an unsubscribe
right we will have the four one ones and we'll get the fucking job done Alright cut Sike thanks Sike Okay Gotti I want do some audio though I dont know but im getting miscleue You want to do audio go ahead Well Okay I want to do I want to do your jam I want to do some of your um Jim mafia hold on What my what? What is Sikes what is- Sike calm down Whats up with ice cream man What happens to-ice ceam what happen to- What is that?
What is that strawberry shortcake No, hiding downstairs Oh fuck that shit. I don't like that shit man. That hoity-toity ice cream. Fuck that. Hoity Fuck that hoity-toity shit, man. Yeah exactly. Hey Kitten Cakes. Kitten cakes how are you? Hey kitten cakes. I like your, um, I like your avatar. I told you I know about it. Chickencakes. Is that a thing? Read your comments. Kitten, Kitten Cakes. I thought about... Read your comments. I heard about crab cakes. I never heard of chicken cakes. Scroll up reader darling.
I have a victim mindset. Hold on, hold one. Chic-Cakes actually sounds good. I know I think Ghost is the biggest enemy in this business. Ah no he doesn't now. Who just said that? Who said you have a victim mindset? Who the hell said that? Ghost said it. Hey ghost, you know what? Ghost said it. I got a number for you Ghost. It's zero. How about... You're my first fucking uh, victim Ghost. Zero is your number. Enjoy it. That damn well- Ghost. He say- Ghost says, "Last time I take down a picture of you or make fun of you or kick you or let other people talk about you, I'm more-"
Did I say victim? Ghost do you have a show? Ghost when did you... [laughs] Said victim. When did you ever... Do you have a show where you do these- I meant to say client ... Ghost do you use pictures of me? I don't care. Oh my God, is he really on this? Are we still on this thing? Yeah here's Kitten Cakes. Oh you tagged me on post. Hold on. Hold on a second. I gotta check it out. One moment, one second. I'm gonna look at it. That's what you get for putting them in there. Is that Psyche or John Quincy Adams guys? 'Cause I can't tell with those sideburns. Is this uh new Sideburn decoration they came out with?
Kittencakes. Okay it's Kittencakes. I see it. I, I, I'll have to watch it later. Collie says to watch that. Okay I will. There you go. Hey did you see my new picture? New decoration they came out with. I didn't... okay. Guys I want to show you something today, I made today. This is, um, I wanna teach you like a little bit of my, uh, my, my, my spiritual philosophy and stuff. And we're going to say not trying to- Brr ... but hold on one second. I'm gonna show you. Here. Well actually I'll just go to the post. Hold on. Let me go to the post on YouTube. So this is- Let me share mine too ...
on my b- on my, uh, wall and I actually have a website. It's Vercel dot... Sorry. Mar- For sale? No Vercel. Vercel. V E R C E L yeah. Oh Vercel. Oh Vercel. Tommy Verselle. Come on. Vercell. [laughs] Man. Brr. Get after it psyci. You had, you had a good point there. What's a good point? It was Point Dexter.
You're gonna have to close that other tab brother. Point Dexter. Because we all learn from Point Dex. [laughs] . Point Dexter. A reference from the eighties indicating being a nerd. You don't like all those other channels I join @your finger ass all the time? I don't have another panel personally, but I joined how many? Actually Chicken Cakes- Defend who? ... if you don't want a reading, I will refuse the readings. And ghosts that is funny as heck. So Joe? I'm not gonna ever accept. Now you run like you're mad, like you wanted to be accepted.
Stop saying my name in vain. One thing. You ever think about investing in a toupee? No yes no yes? Oh! oh god. It's like send him some hair. Put that base in there. He'll ,he'll definitely wear your hair. Definitely. Also because especially if my nephew already has bangs. Do it dude. Okay. I mean I assume Toupe City- How about, how about if Snake will send his neck beard? Will you wear those if you could? [laughing] All right guys listen man.
Guys pretty sure- That's classy ... Shiva wants me dead. Or We could also match it up. Do you see that picture? That's, uh- Vibrance. Vibrancy ....that's uh, Shiva eating ramen noodles. Well it's m- it's an Avatar. It's an avatar of Kali and her name is- Kali. That's what I meant. Yeah but her name is Matangi. She has green, she has green skin. Matangi. She's hot. I love green skinned chicks. Thank you. She's beautiful, but she has a, there's a s- But she accepts, she's like the only goddess that accepts leftovers as, as an offering.
Okay? I got a leftover for her. You g- okay, okay. [laughing] And, and she kind of does represent the sa- You like that Joe? Well imagine that. Yeah thanks. Yo I got it. Look it looks so, so she's eating, she's eating Chinese, Chinese, um, like leftovers right? Perfect woman right there. And it says- I'm pretty sure there's only one guardian. He doesn't wear that Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay please. So it says- All right dog. Say it twice Shh. The philosophy's called Uchistha.
So it says,"The Uchishta doctrine is the most philosophically radical aspect of Matangi's teaching because it is not merely added deity into the pantheon, but inverts structural logic by which the entire system of purity based worship operates." Candy. "In the conventional system the deity receives only what is pure untouched, uncontaminated by ordinary human contact. The logic serves multiple functions simultaneously.
It maintains the specialness of the sacred, provides a mechanism for ritual purity practices, and it creates this class specialist priests who can navigate the pure impure boundary on behalf of others. Matangi's worship requires the practitioner to offer uchishta food already eaten, already touched. This is not a subvert-subversion from its own sake. It's a claim-" Leftovers ..."the sacred is not diminished by contact with life. Life is what makes the sacred sacred.
The philosophical extension. What does this principle do when applied beyond ritual offerings? If the touch used partially consumed carries the charge of real contact with existence then the same principle applies to knowledge, experience, creative work relationship understanding. The ideas that has been through the full process of being believed and doubted and revised. The creative work that carries the marks of a struggle.
The understanding that emerged from actual error and correction. The pristine never touched by life carries no charge. The uchishta the thing that actually has been through the encounter with existence is the real offering." So there you go. Yeah she's cute. Well said Psychi. Well said. That was awesome. She's a, she's a friend of mine. She's a friend. She's a friend of mine. Oh i- is she real? Well now she's a friend. Uh huh. Very real. Very real. You liked it?
Matangi yeah. The Matangi is my Iṣṭa devatā wh-which means my patron deity. She's a friend of mine. Oh, I didn't know you were friends with a goddess. Oh excuse me. I am friends with a Goddess. Y-you can be friends t-too with Gods but you have to find o-one that is right for you. I have a friend, I have a friend, she's a barista. How about that? Ooh. Fine. You know, you know earth, you know women on Earth are goddesses too. Yeah well she, uh, she works at that place you know. I don't know if you knew that. Only the hot ones.
We're name dropping and everything. Cool yeah stop it. Okay, okay. Okay I'm sorry. I'm, I'm friends with the fucking God. Okay? Sorry. There you go. There you go. That's what I wanted. My apologies for- About time ... for appointed the wrong God and worshiping It's about fucking time. Ghost it's about time. It's about time. Yeah. Well Durga is basically- Are you, are you gonna come to my show? I'll come to your show. Of course. You're my favorite Guardian. GNN. GNN starting the f- When did you say his name was? Said how you doing?
He's not doing good. He's, he's in a bad mood. I'll- This is, this is fucking Echo. That's what it is. No, no. Oh, it was him the whole time. Did I say I'm in a e-fucking rental? It was him the whole time. How about that folks? But you know what Thing is? Hi, by the way hi. Glad to see you're alive still. Did I, did I just get stabbed? Uh why the fuck would you sen- Why would you tell me to join this? I just get snuffed by Ghost? It's been two days of this. This is why when I tell you to join the panel- Really? Really? You didn't even fucking say- It's been two days of this shit ...
he, he just said hi to Thing but he doesn't says hi to me? What the, what the fuck is this? I said hi to you Gotti literally like five minutes ago. I didn't hear you say it. If I didn't hear you say it, you didn't say it. That was me. Well, I got kicked off. I said hi and then I got kicked off but- Say it again. Say it again. Say it again I, I didn't know you were gonna get kicked off. What the fuck? Why did you do that? Hello Gotti, how are you doing tonight? Thank you Ghost. I'm doing great pal, how's everything? Pretty good. That's cool. Can't complain too much. Nah, we shouldn't.
I mean, we, we don't have anything- I mean if I start complaining I might not stop so might as well not start [laughs] Hey listen, if I was complaining I would be an asshole right now. You know? I would never do it. Could be dying, I'm not gonna complain about it. Well thank you for seeming like ... It's been two days of this. We get like tomorrow, I think I'ma have to be inside here. I think we're gonna have to crash out on each other. Think we're gonna have to have a debate here. Two days of what? You were kicked last time too?
Yesterday? Kicked to the curb. Yeah. Three times. [laughing] To the curb. Three times. Even though he talks the most shit about Alex and then once I come up there I get kicked. Fucking assholes. You guys haven't learned how it works yet, do you? No, you know, there's a difference between trolling and then like actually like uh, showing- Is- Dude you better close that tab. That's you psyche.
That has the echo ... it's the called the Psyche Tarot Show. That's what it's called. The Psyche tarot show. Close the tab brother or whatever you're listening- It's not called the thing show. It's not called the ghost show ... you're listening to your own stream on this one Okay? It's called Psyche's Tarot Show. That's what it's called. [laughs] If you listened- I've never once got a card reading tonight all of that night ... it's called something, it's called something like that Ain't no fucking tarot nothing. [laughs] You, you fuckers don't give a shit. I ain't no tarot nothing. You just come up here. You just come up here, sit up here and chill at the whole place.
Hey, don't laugh. It ain't funny. [Laughs] . I'm upset right now okay? I'm upset. And you're in my ... You know what? You just hurt my fee fees and that's fucked up. You know what? You know what you can do about that? You can sit here and you could have it worked out by Psyche's fucking card readings. You can get a card reading- Yeah, I think that's a good idea .... yeah, while laughing while watching. And hey Guys, do any of you, do any, anyone here put in story? Yeah, tell us. Why are they waiting? The story where, where the ghosts goes, I, I donated- They better not be about me because I'll fuck you up tonight.
Don't do it about me Oh shit. All these people echoing right now. So Ghosts offer, so, so I, I asked Ghost- I am ... w- you know, Ghost, I, I said, "You know," 'cause I'm not monetized right now, and Ghost is like, "Well, I can't, I can't donate to you because you're not monetized. You don't have, y- I, you don't have like the super chats." And I said, "Well, I have a Cash App." He's like, "Okay, I'll look into it." Um, then he o- c- every time after that he said, "I don't have Cash App."
He donated I think two $25 um, claps on another channel, Money420s I think with cash app and uh, last time Ghost donated a penny oh, probably a year ago. Okay anyway, Ghost responds A penny, really? Well, well thank you for kicking me out. You could- uh, you could have just told me, "I'm glad you ran, pussy," because you talked about Cash App.
Who, who was the single person on this channel that's ever joined that gave you Who was that? the most money? I knew, I knew this was gonna happen. If you don't mind. I knew this shit was gonna happen. Who is that? You wanna talk about money, pussy. It was, it was Alexandra Maor. Yeah. Yes. Exactly. Who gave you the most money? It was Alexandra Maor. She gave more than me? Yes. She gave more than me? Yes, she did. How much did she give? Yes, don't worry about it. She gave over, she gave well over $1000. Don't say it. Don't say it. I'm sorry, sorry. I did too, dumbass. How much she give? More than you.
What do you mean more than me? What's the exact number? Go ahead. The burden of proof is on you. Probably like... Probably about ... Probably about $2000. What's the exact number? Shank you. Fucking $2000. He's gonna match it. He's gonna match it right now. He's gonna match it. Go ahead Ghost, match it. Match it Ghost. Prove me wrong. It ain't my fault that you're not fucking monetized. That... How is that my fault? I don't have Cash App, I told you that. You're going to beg for money right now? But how did you donate, how did you donate the $420 for The Claps? I gave you all the money from the goodness of my heart. How did you donate the $420 for The Claps? How... Do you know how disrespectful a thing that is?
He didn- he- Shut up, Ghost. How did you donate to Money420 for The Claps? Let me know, 'cause he's not monetized either. Let me know that. Never once happened. Never once clapped anybody on here. You're lying. You're just lying, ''Cause I, I, I watched it. I watched it. I watched you clap two people from the panel, okay? For $25 each. So you're lying. The burden of pr- the burden of proof is on you. Go ahead, you watched it. How do you know it was ghost though?
Because Tyler looked at me when he did it. It was Kyler anyway. It was Ghost. It was him. I- You didn't see a name on there. He doesn't show it.
Why the fuck do you keep doing...? Oh, I thought I was kicked. He- he's making shit up. It never once does- did he- money ever show anybody's name Ghost. Ghost. Ghost. Ghost. Ghost. It wasn't Kyler and it wasn't Ghost. Goat, Ghost, you know what? Fuckin'- He's just fucking stupid ... Ghost. Ghost, pick a number. He's just making shit up at this point. Ghost, pick a number. Ghost, pick a number one through nine. And the very fact you disrespect- Ghost, pick a number one through nine. Thing, pick a number one through nine. Gho- Ghost, pick a number one through nine. You want more money? You're gonna- Ghost. Thing. Pick a number one through nine. Go ahead. Six.
Six. Okay. The number six indicates that you're an evil motherfucker, all right? Nice. That's why-- I always knew that about you from the first time you ever came up on the panel. [laughs] This motherfucker is an evil bitch. The way he fucking just sits there, fucking with a deadpan face, and then sometimes he fucking does this wicked fucking grin sometimes. Like, he's fucking plotting. It's not dead pan face. My- Yeah, yeah, you have a deadpan face like a fucking one of those dead fucking dogs. I'm very impressive. No. Yes. No, no.
That's why you picked the number six, because you're a fucking evil individual, and I know that you sometimes plot about people's deaths on here. I know that. I know that about you. Don't, don't try to deny it, all right? Because as soon as you picked the number six, you fucking sealed your fate. All right? There you go. That's how it's done folks. So next week, eight o'clock, Gotti's numerology, numerology network coming down. Gotti before you go. Before you... Uh, j- j- Gotti before you go. Hold on one second. Guess I'm not going anywhere. Okay. Don't go. D- don't go, 'cause I wanted you...
I wanna put, type in Gotti in this gematria cal- um, calculator into it. And see what Gotti equals. What is this now? I thought we were in the codex. What happened to the Codex? This isn't, this isn't the codex but I, I c-... This is a gematria calculator. Now gematria- It's not gay right? Right? As long as it's not gay. It's not gay. But this is called Gaymatria but it's not gay. If you type a phrase, any phrase, 'cause it, um, the letters spell something else. A phrase? So Gotti. Um, if I... Can I even say Gotti or do you want me to use Goddie instead? I love God. Yeah sure. Make sure you click view rude words.
Can I say s- same thing that is? Or- I love God. How about that? Thing that is. Okay. N- now look what w- That's not what I said but okay. [laughing] I know but I'll do an... I'll do you next, Gotti. Click View Rude Words. Gotcha. No you won't actually. Yeah, I will. I will. Even if y- even if you leave I'll s-, I'll, I'll do it. Okay. So where is the... How do you go enter? Hold on. Calculate gematria. Enter thing that is. Okay. So thing that is. It equals 472 in a Hebrew gematria.
In English 810 and in simple 135. Wow. So here's the corresponding words. Phoenix. Uh, relationship. The ripple effect. Game of Thrones. Samuel Adams. The secret name. Phoenix again. Okay. Suparna Burton Scorpions. Surgeon. What if- Um, let's see. Smells like nothing. Yeah. [laughs] Lumer.com.
Bronx. Incredible Hulk. Mayan. Um, occultist. Phosphates. Roxana. Perobot. Roxanna. Phoenix again. Lucifer Pleiadian. And Sao Paulo. And then if you go to this one this says Golden Gate Bridge, Key of David, Paul Krugman. Oh wow man. Yeah there's a lot of different like correspondences to your name so you might... Rothschild's right there right?
Diana's Anatomy. Those are just other phrases that come up in the algorithm. No, no, no. It equals to your... So it says... Well it says four.... So your... So it says right now it says on the top it says- Right, right ...English gematria 810 and so then it goes down here it gives all the 810 words right? Right, right. It's all numbers adding to 810. So these are all corresponding to your name but in a different system of it. I get it. Open AI chariot Brad Bellflower. Chariot. Cha chi PT. Do you know of Brad Bellflower?
We're working. We're working on them. Tiger Woods has the same um, correspondence. St Germain Kiss my ass. That’s a good one. Of course. Of course. Um, okay. So let's see Fly eagles fly. Ivanka Trump. THE tree maybe. Ivanka Trump has the same energy as Kevin. Ivanka Trump ehh? Ivana. Wha- what's his magic number? Well I would say it's 472 but if you go seven, eight ,nine. Four Seven Two. Thirteen. So thirteen. Thirteen. Lucky number. Four seven two.
That equals thirteen. That's four. Four is the number of death. You’re gonna die soon. I'm sorry to tell you that. Oh stop it. Look at... Here look at it. Look at. This is nine and this is nine too so yo- I think nine is also a lucky number. Well you keep, you keep being positive. Okay lets take a- They're all nine. Imma type Gotti Is God nice okay?. well i said Gotti is... I Love God. First one.First One. so Gotti is god. Multitasking is cool.
Is 426. Four two six. That’s a good Number. four two six thats uh six plus six is twelve. One that’s three. Being the fucking fantastic number everybody. okay. it Says make America great Again. Make america Great Again Maga. that’s it. Thats Me Yep. Buffalo Bills Hurricane Fly Nature Mind control. why Not. the chosen of God. love it. The Cross Tomatoes. Yep im Into That.
Frankenstein Resucitation. These Are Great Words. Love tomatoes. I Love Frankenstein. Obsession Yale Operator Magical Foresight Philadelphia Phillies Free Palestine Sigrun Mateus Yeah, why not? A-A-A. A-A-, Astra A-A-. Fraternity with brother- brotherhood, right? Pretorian Okay. Yeah. I like Latin. I love Latin ... this guy Scooby Doo says, "Oh, rut roh" I love Scooby-Doo Pure gold. You're pure gold, Gotty Yep.
I am pure gold, yes And then the next one is Godly Reputation. All reputation All is real. Yep, to the moon Yup, I love The Moon Mystery, super human Yep, I love mystery Will Smith monopoly money No, I don't like Will Smith Okay, spiritual Sky Walker Little bit Time to fly. Time to fly Why not? This is a good one. Sex power. Ooh. Yep, always [laughs] North Korea, hypnosis Why not? My name is God! It says my name is God There you go.
There you go folks. If you don't believe it, believe it there on your own Yeah, there you go. So there's something to this, right? Number two thing You can't make it up. You can't make that shit up. That's the power of God right there [claps hands] Cool. That's cool Gotty is God, folks Tyler, um, G- hold on. I ca-... I'm not gonna lie buddy, can't even save you from this. From what? Uh, I can't even save from what Tyler? Tyler? Who's Tyler?
Ghost. It's Ghost Ghost, sorry Ask him. He just crashed out because I don't send him money anymore because he won't talk to me Your name are Guy Tyler? Is Guy in here? Even though I've sent him plenty. Hey, Ghost. Yes, y- yes, and I was thankful a year ago but at the end- Go send a penny The money is long spent. It's, uh, th- here's what you did. You sent me like two Super Chats for like $2, you call me demanding me
to go to panels, demanding me to come over there It's more than I would do ... you, you, you come. And you ask me all... You've asked me for 100 favors since then that I've fulfilled. Thank you very much I've asked you for one thing. I said I need help Ghost, and you said no, and you made me feel stupid, okay? So I don't c- it's not about the money. The thing is not about the money, it's about like lying and saying- Respect. Respect is worth more than money Yeah. Respect. Yeah. I have a cross right here.
Here it's right here I've never given you one cent, and you respect me more than any of these people Right. I mean, I think- Very important No, it's not about... Look, it's really not about the money. It's like if there's money or not, it's like the money is at least it's like saying, and Go- gotto you, I didn't get that question right last night, right? About the, um, 1939 Yeah, you did man. I was impressed Is that or is it... Oh, you were just joking? Were you joking? No, no, I'm dead, dead serious. Dead fucking serious.
I love that shit Okay. Well, if you would.... I mean, I, I, I did get a question right. I said the- You got a coin? You got a coin from that fucking place? What's this? This is my catnip Why does it look like a penis? Is that a fleshlight? What the fuck is that? It's a cigar for a cat. It's full of catnip. It's for my cats [laughs] oh sure, please yes. This is the reason why Yeah, cigars are like they're right, they're right, right at the end, right? Oh yeah, okay. Cigar band, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, what are you going to do with it? I'm gonna stick it up my butt All right, we'll save that for after I leave Okay. Well, I mean, I can't do it on the air Why, why am I echoing though? Why? Annoying Hey. We'll ma- is Pan around? See, there's always echoes associated with Pan. I know, g- okay, USS panel dum-dum not join. Ask somebody who's heard a panel not join. Wait- Ghost. Not that serious bro Yeah. Look at ...
Hey, I've never asked you for help at all. You're not a debater. I would never ask you to join. You have a show, Ghost? More debate sir Ghost has a... I went to Ghost's channel. Ghost, there was a one thing posted there, it was just Stephen King's show and there was a retarded wo- Really? There was a retarded woman arguing with Alexander McQueen. I was like, "Why is this Ghost Show?" I mean, it's like, that's why- Who's the retarded woman?
Alex. Alex Noelle? I don't know her, I don't know her name is. What's the mo- what's the retarded woman's name, Ghost? She's like she likes... I don't know if it's... I don't think it's the retard woman you hit on. I think it's some other retarded woman. She's like, "Alex, you making things..." [laughs] Behind the back stage. Dude, I'm talking about her name is Margie or something. N- not Marge, not Margie.
Not Margie. Somebody else. Margie's, um, Margie's Mike, uh, Mi- Margie's Harry Tsatsiki's girlfriend. No, I like her. But it's like some other woman, another woman that accused Ghost of like, you know, grape over the phone, but it's- Whoa Grape. Like, you know, like the fruit of the vine I said that word earlier. I got fucking excoriated on Did you say... Did you say grape? I said grapes. I said grapes Then you got in trouble for that?
I said, yeah, Alexander McQueen got graped when his parents took him to a juice factory and fell in a vat of grapes. Fucking she yelled at me. Girl yelled at me. That was that Who, uh, who yelling at you? I don't wanna say their name Okay. Summer? No. She would never. Summer? Sum- Summer would never yell at me You know what? S- I, I like, I got mad, mad at Summer one day, and I did a whole… I even doxed her first name in, in the title of it and sh- I got so mad.
And then I, I wen- I went, I talked to her a few days later. She's like, "You motherfucker." I was like, "I'm sorry," and I apologized and I 'cause I didn't, I didn't mean it, and I was like, I just, I said I was bad. I don't know if she forgave me or not, but it was like- But it was like- She was very graceful about it, like where it was kind of like, she's like, "Yeah, buddy." You know, it wa- it was just like more of a... Instead of like, "I'm just a piece of shit that should die", it
was more of a okay- Let me, let me give you a, let me give you a little tip since you're gay, man Go ahead. Yo, thing that is, can you tell him not to kick me? We have to handle this. This is serious. These are serious accusations. He just accused me. He literally just said that somebody accused me of grape. Did he not? Is that his exact words? I didn't hear anything I didn't catch that Psycho did you say that or no? Not at all.
You mis- you misheard You said that w- you literally just said they accused me of grape. What are you talking about? Am I, am I stupid or...? I ac- I know, I hate, Ghost listen. I said the word grape and Gotty says, "Oh, you can't say that because yoga could go-" I said grape. You said the R word. I did not. I said grape No he didn't. He didn't say that So they accuse me of gra- i- is that your, is that your accusation?
You accused me of- No, I said you, I sa- I said you gave me a, a bunch of grapes Uh huh And you made wine out of it Now you're just making... W- why am I even up here? Why would you even accuse me of something that serious? I would never do that to you. Don't run. Come back. Why would you accuse me of something like that? That's fucked up. Straight up. Don't ever do that I didn't... Listen, about you. All I know about you is Alexander McQueen and go, uh, goes, uh, got into an argument- This shit is recorded Is this the dark thing? This shit is literally recorded. You know that, right? Who's recording this? You're not that dumb.
You run a panel Who's recording this Well, me at this point but also- I didn't give you consent. I didn't give you any consent to use my picture I didn't ask for it. I didn't give you per- Well there you go- To use my image ... then we got problems that if you decide to sue, I'm gonna counter-sue You wanna, you want to do something about consent? You want- If you want to- ... have the argument? I think he wants to- You want to really do this right now Ghost? You want to really do this right now? Oh you're going to protect- Do you want to?- Oh, we got the new- Huh? We got the new Ghost in here. You- God is the new ghost. Yeah ... keep interjecting away. Go ahead play his shit. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, play it.
Yeah, it's on mute right now. What is wrong with that Ghost? Like why can't you just take a little poke and- Well there's something wr- Well the thing that is, don't try to fucking give an olive branch. No. What he does accuse me of was ... I don't give a fuck if he uses my picture. That's fine. I do have a problem with it- But- ... But that's not as serious as what he just accused me off. Well that wasn't what I was doing. He was talking to him though. He also said like hold up. Re- He also said- No, no, buddy he's not even gonna mess with you because I didn't... We weren't even talking about you at all. Y- You're doing some ar- Are you just crashing out?
You're not cr- crashing out 'cause you're making shit up against- How am I cra- I'm not crushing him at all. It's not even a... I'm not crushing him at all. And neither am I. I'm asking you a question. Why would you make- Yes ... that dumbass face then leave? Don't ever accuse me of that shit ever again. Bro you're gaslighting right now. You're gaslighting him. Because Psyche for the past few days has been on some bullshit. What, what's up with you dog? Straight up. Stop gaslighting. Stop gaslighting. How am I gaslighting? How am I gaslighting? I said gas lying.
I said gas lying. I just said gas lying. How am I gas lying? Lying. Because you're lying and you're gaslighting him. I lied down and let him pour gasoline over my body? Thanks Ghost. Yo, gas lighting. Burn me up? Okay. Gaslighting. No, he's not gonna answer. You're just fucking accusing me of something which you never should accuse me of. I don't give a fuck about the picture. Don't ever accuse me of that shit ever again unless you got some burden of proof. Gaslighting. That's like me saying like "Oh, oh, uh, thing that is likes to
unalive, you know, like people," And then like, be like, "Why, why would you say that? I don't have no burden of proof. I'm just-" It's true "... I'm just making it out of my ass. I'm making it up." Even he'll say that. That's true. This made it... By the way he found that in that book he doesn't like to read, in the chapter four of Just Make It The Fuck Up. That's where he found that. That never happened. Any of you that want to come up here and say otherwise- Ghost! Ghost, Ghost, read the screen Ghost. Well fuck the screen. No, I'm talking to you guys. Read the screen.
God he's been rolling since that work. [laughs] Accuse you clean out your sucking ear. Is that what happened? Yes. Yes. Dumb, dumb. Don't fucking sit there and try to agree with you, you stupid fucking dumb dumb. Dumb, dumb. He was everyone was listening Ghost except for you. Tan, Dina hasn't tanned because he back from Mexico. Hey, I need some of that tan. Mexico huh? Hell no - Did you- ... I'll play it back. If, if I did do that- Did you- ... I will say sorry ... did you apologize then was revenge? Okay. Play it back. If I, if I did do that- Play it back ....
I will say sorry. I don't think that- Let's hear it ... I'll let it go. I will let it g-... I will let it go. Okay bet. All right. Run it now. Rerun it now. Shut up. So wh- what about two years ago? Did you apologize? I will let it go. I don't think that's what happened. No I'm finna crash out though- Bet ... 'Cause for the past few days- Bet. You must have had a bad time then huh? Nah man I went to, I went to Cancun. It's not like I was- Oh cool nice See ya ... sitting or something. He must've gone late every night then. No. I don't get drunk.
Yo. He, he got a, he, he booked like a, a Club Med where there's all these families and stuff and the bar closes at 11:00 PM and it's like, and he, I mean he's like, "Should I go o"- Out on the streets of Mexico and all that? I'm like, "No." Yeah. We were concerned for our safety and stuff- Yeah, yeah ... but you should have booked a place like where, where they were single, some like a po- pepe-- Like, I don't know if they have it. What, Señor Frogs? I don't think they have a hotel there. You should have went to the donkey show. They have a donkey show down there.
No, no, no, it's called the burro, it's called the Burro, um, Show. I don't know. Hey, don't go to the Burro Show. The Burro El Blasco, yes. Do you remember when we were in Venezuela? Because the, all the women are virgins, they fuck donkeys. Ooh, really? Is that true? Um, they fuck donkeys there, yeah. In Venezuela. Shit. That is true. Virgins in Venezuela. It was on Vice TV. Vice TV. That sounds good, Kid. I know where I'm going. You're gonna invite us all down and we can get the place on the water.
In Lucia? I wanna go to the Ham- Virgins ... I want to go to The Hamptons. Has anyone been to The Hamptons? It's overrated. New York? Yeah, we used to go every year, but it's overrated. Is it overrated? How- I wonder how ... Howard Stern has a house there. I guess everyone- Too many Jews Oh, stop it. What? I mean, it's, it's, it's bored of Jew. It's Jewish town. I mean literally- Well, if you like Jews, then go ... I love Jews. All right, well- Is Ghost still backstage? Yeah. But I wanted to rewind him so he could see this thing again. I watched Psyche on record to save room. I just want you to finish. Oh, he's watching the thing.
Oh. Yeah. Uh, by the way, I am, thing that is, just to let you know, I am recording this. But did you not say that or no? You just played it back, right? Look, look, okay shut up, Ghost. It's being recorded already. I'm recording it, Ghost. You don't have to record it. Just rewind five minutes. You guys are recording it. Everyone does that. The feds are recording it. Everybody's recording this shit. Everyone's recording it. Fucking have the fucking CIA, FBI and Mossad up, up my ass, okay, Ghost? I'm not scared of you. I mean, Jesus Christ.
Okay, come back. Did you watch it? He says hello, by the way. Did you watch it? Yeah, I did. Good. See- And you were talking about me talking to, uh, I, I wanna say this politely. Uh, you were what? You were talking about, I can't say the R word. You were talking about I was talking to some dum-dum girl, and you tried to bring that shit up even though it's been handled like literally six months ago. ... excuse over the, what did, what did the retarded woman accuse you over the Okay, excuse yourself- You wanna bring it up? phone? I don't even talk to women online anymore. Well, yeah, she's not all there.
God, because of Stevie Lee. But you went along with it, dog. Stevie Lee and Amy. Ghost, I'm not, I didn't- I wasn't gonna say her name, Gody, you fucking asshole Well, I just remembered- Because Ghost, you weren't the first person that was defending you in this situation when everyone else was giving you hell Uh, Summer and Erica, or Eric [laughs] Yeah, why do I hear that? How about when, how about when you said you were gonna fuck yourself? How about that one? When y- you've never defended, I've always defend you. You know that. Okay. Yes. And anyways,- You haven't defended once ... I said you misspoke.
I said you spoke- You put my picture up and you talked shit about me, and you kicked me out. You've never defended me. Guys, i- is this Ghost, guys, is this a ghost's picture or is this a cartoon right here? What are you on your period, Ghost? Is that your picture? Stop. It is a resemblance of me. Did you not say that was Ghost? If you didn't say it was Ghost, I would've let you bye with it, but you said that was Ghost and it resembles me, therefore it is me, dumbass. ghosts, man. Get me out! We can't take it anymore. This will never hold up in court. No, come on. This will never hold up in court.
Trust me. I, I believe it. Stop kicking him. I've been fucking illegally placed under house arrest. But why does that matter anyway? Never mind. Stop doing that, dude. That shit is so annoying, Psyche. Dude, stop doing that. If you're gonna kick me, just kick me forever. Don't keep doing that shit. Can you just call him up on the phone? Yo, thing that is, he kicks me for like a minute and then brings me Call him up on the fucking panel and ask him that question. back. What's the point of that? I don't understand. Notice how he addresses things that involve me. The ghost part of it. Because he knows he's not getting any sympathy from- What up, Gotti? What'd you say? You're not gonna get any sympathy from Ghost. What up, Gotti? [Laughs] He looks like a cartoon ghost.
You're not gonna get any sympathy from me. That's why. I didn't ask for sympathy, though, at all. Well, you're not getting it. I'm just telling you. W- w- well thank you for telling me. I didn't ask for it, but thank you for letting me. Appreciate that. Well, you can call Psyche on the phone. You can hash this out, you know? You can call him on the phone and say this shit. Oh yeah, he'll be a fucking real nice guy on the phone, won't he? Just send him a hundred bucks. He'll be fucking fine with you. Don't shoot the messenger. Hey, and that's another thing by the way. I gave all this money and you're gonna attack me? Oh my God.
Is that why you gave the monies last year to get thrown in his face? What kind of person are you? Nah, I d-, I didn't throw it. He threw it in my face. I never once said nothing about the money until he said it. Oh, so he threw money at you. He did it first. Okay. So now it was you throwing money at him. If you wanna ha- if, if we wanna run one, we can run one about the money. I don't wanna run one o- I gave that shit freely. Let's go on with- So you said, you said h- I like to give it ... you said he making it rain on you. He made it rain all over you. Yeah, I made it rain on him. Yeah. Yes, you did.
And I wa- I, I would like a thank you instead of civil war, bitch. Oh, wow. Like how disrespectful are you? Civil war, bitch. Like how dare you? Ghosts, I, Ghosts, hey Ghosts, I said thank you very many times. Alex More. Ghosts, how many demands have you had on me since that? Seven new demands. Oh, go to this panel please. Do this. Zero. I told you to start a panel 'cause no one else was live. You'd get more viewers. No, n- n- n- nah. That's what I said. Yeah. Check your phone. Check your phone pussy. You wanna bring up receipts?
We c- Remember that night he took over the show? I'm everybody's host right now. He paid s- he paid so much money, he took over the whole show. You were ticking everybody left, I think, right? Right. I, I mean, God, I mean, he wants to control the whole show. I mean, it's like- Yeah. Exactly .... I mean, it's like kinda like- He loves live entertainment, doesn't he? ... he kinda like, I mean, I might give like, you know, some leniency of a few things, you know, to donators and that's just outta respect of like someone who, you know- Like honestly, lemme tell you the truth. I think you, you got 2,000 from him that night, but I think you lost
20 grand over time from the people you lost that were part of the show. Memberships, all these other sorts of things. What, what does this, what does this say? Bro, you know what? I'll r- I'll read some messages. Hold on, let me just go to the top a bit. I mean, I asked him for help once. I mean, it's like- First message, what are you wearing right now? First message. [laughs] Let me go all the way back up. Hold on. Yeah, first message. Take off your pan- oh my god. No, I'm just kidding. Hold on. It says, uh- Let's go thin ... I mean, there's a lot of mes- there's thousand, I, I can't go through all of them. There's a thousand.
So I said, okay, I sent my backup channel. What's up? You're live. What's up? Go live. Do you have that girls trip I sent to you? Send it. Talk shit, I told you. What the fuck? If you, I had your back, I'm not my bad. Dum-dum sh- smacking my head. Yeah, I'm just having fun. Do what you gotta do. I won't complain. No, I want improved it. Clumsy was too dumb to run a panel. No panel. Wanna troll Clumsy? I tried being friendly. I might roll. L- I won't lie. Let me know. I'll run one with you if you wanna run an LNFAO. Send the link.
Link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. A link. I mean, it's like, it goes on for thousands of hours. I mean, every night. Let him tell his side ... Okay, let's, let's- Let him up. he left. He left. He left. Guys. Oh, did he? I'll, I'll let him up right here.
[whistles] I dropped my phone. Are we reading messages or what are we doing? Sorry about that. I didn't mean to- Here, you can read my messages. Go ahead and read my messages. Go ahead and read them. Expose me I'll l- all I've ever asked you is, like, art, start a panel, or who's the number of the person that wants to start a panel? That's all I've ever asked you, brother. Or go to this panel. Start into the panel. Or go to this panel.
Or almost like, uh, like the sincere shit, or I, I've said like twice, like go to a panel Ghost, did you like- But why? Did Ghost, did you actually- Since we know each other. What? ... negotiate for Bronsbury to bring me on panel for $100 to you? I haven't gave anybody money unless they mo-, unless I consume that shit with YouTube. So you negotiated a deal that said Bro ... You would ... That Bronsburg were donating it to you, right? For $100. For- How, how can I get donations?
Yeah, I don't have the money. I don't have Cash App. You told Christine- I would send that shit if had it ... and then you said, "Okay, Christine and Bronsberg..." You say, "I'll get Psyche here if you pay him $100." I went over there. And nothing- Never once happened. Go ahead and prove that. Thing that is, you got something? You raising your hand? You got some proof? No, I was just scrolling. Oh, my bad. I thought y- uh, my bad. I thought you were raising your hand. I never once said that, and I put that on my momma's grave. Never once have I said that. Dude, you don't remember?
Never once. Do you remember asking me to do a Bronsburg channel? I never once offered money to make you join. Have I asked you- Bronsburg Channel. Didn't ask you to do a Bronsburg channel and say, "We're gonna split the money. Shh. Go head. They're gonna give us 100 bucks if you go over there"? And I go over there, and then they just laughed at us. And, and, and we talked about it. I gotta get going. Let me just say this really quick. Gotti's Numerology Network next Monday eight o'clock. Bye, Gotti. I love you. Psyche, thank you for everything. You're the best. You inspired me.
Without you, there would be no Gotti's Numerology Network next week eight o'clock Monday. Thank you so much, and be good. I'll see you later. Later guys. Love you, Gotti. See you later. He didn't say bye to Ghost, and that's upsetting.
[laughs] No, I never once said that. And if I did say that, that was a joke, and you know that. But I don't think I ever once said that. Why would I ever talk about money? Why would I go to, why would I go to over to Bronsburr's panel to hang out with Christine unless I was being compensated? Uh huh. Are you actually being serious right now? Yes. I told you that if you come over I'd give you $50. Do ... No, no, no. I didn't say you would.
They would. You said th- th- that Bronsbury and Christine would. Well, that's bullshit. I don't, I don't, how ... That's not me. But you brokered the deal. You literally- Let us as- well let us assume that did happen, and they said that, and I told you that. How is that my fault they didn't give you the money? That's not my fault. They promised to give you the money. Well, sue them because they, they broke the contract with you. Yeah, I'll sue them. That's fine. How is that my fault though? You're full of managers in the world. Get outta here.
Don't kick him. Come on man. I mean he's so annoying. I mean I, I'll honestly, honestly you can- That ship's gonna hap-... I knew that shit was gonna happen. Load of burden of proof and you run away. Now listen, that never happened. You try to bring up text messages which never happened. I did ask you because you are my, well I thought you were my friend but obviously I don't think that anymore.
Thought you were my m- If I'm not your friend anymore, then you got no, no, no reason to be on my show. Right? I only like my friends, I only like to talk to my friends on the show. I don't like to talk to people that, that they badmouth me. And when I put fucking spend time putting them in a video as a tribute, you know, get all mad an- and accuse me. And it's not even like your fa- It's a cartoon version of like, I mean it looks even better than you. I means it's like what's your problem?
[coughs] I mean Jesus H Christ bitch, I mean it's like Ghost. And I'm not even complaining about money because I way past the time you started, you stopped giving me money, I would still do whatever you asked me to do and stuff. I would go to any chat you asked me to. I would go defend you. I would do all this shit. I didn't ask you for anything. One time I did ask you for something and you're like, "Oh, I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that," and it's like, okay well, well fuck it
then. I mean it's like, I mean, but then you keep asking, asking, asking. Do this, do this. Can you gimme this woman's number? Oh, please hook me up. Please, please, please. I mean it's like question after question goes, and I keep doing things for you. I think you donated two super chats or something like that for $2 each after that whole thing. Did he really ask you for a woman's number? Well, because they keeping blocking him. Karen and that- Who?
Which woman? Do you want me to stay his name? Karen and, uh, Karen and Jimena. Remember Jimena? He called Jimena like a, he said if she was transgender, and then he like started bor- bothering INX in the middle of the night, and he sent her a link, oh, g- go to this chat. Meet me there. She, sh- end up at Beta's or, or some other chat like with all these trolls, and he wouldn't even be there. She'd be alone, and she'd be like, "I wa- why am I here?" And it's done. There's nothing happening at all.
You wanna, you lying out your asshole dude. Stop lying bro. If we're gonna have this conversation stop kicking me unless it's actually talk about it. If you actually wanna... I don't even wanna talk about it, but we can. Stop kicking me though. You're gonna have to actually let me defend myself. That's like you making like a, a hit out on me. Like just kick him out, and just talk shit about me. Whose idea was it initially? You know, that's not, that's, uh, I, I, I think it was INX. And well, I asked for a couple, and it was, uh, 'cause we were gonna
start a panel. And then I even asked for you thing, but one has your number I guess, but to start a panel. 'Cause you went live, remember last time I was on there when you went live? Yeah. Do, don't you have Instagram? No, I do not. No. Well, just make one maybe- I don't have Facebook or anything ... So just make an Instagram account. This way you could- I mean, I could. I don't have it though.
I mean, that's a good idea, but I don't have it though. I mean, that's a good point, but I don't have it. If someone needs to get ahold of me, they can get ahold of me through Instagram. I don't w- I don't understand. It's like hey, send news. No, I'm not saying send news. I'm saying start a panel. I don't know what the fucking big deal is.
If I texted you thing right now, if I had your number and I said, "Hey, start a panel" do you think that would be a big, big deal? Okay. There ghost you asked Bob Barker- Like you'd just tell your server their numbers. Bob Barker. Use that, say Bob Barker. I never- Bob Barker. I wanna watch Price Is Right. I wanna be a contestant. Start a, start a show of Price Is Right. Get into your tuxedo, fucking, you know, p- turn, rent the studio, turn on the lights, get all dressed up pretty. Are you saying I look like Bob Barker? And I'm gonna be in the studio, right? Bob Barker. Just go, just wake up and do it. I'm not gonna n- nothing, n- I'm not gonna give you anything or like, you
know, um, donate or anything. But I just want you to do something for me, right?
You know why that's a bad argument? You have an open panel. Uh, everybody comes up here and doesn't give you nothing. Get outta here. I don't have an open panel. It's my decision who comes on the panel. It's, it's called a, it's called a my panel, my discretion. Not open. It's not like everyone can come in here. It's up to me. Okay? It says open panel, it means t- there's a, there's a, there's a maybe a unlocked door, but there's a big fucking buff b- b- black guy outside ready
to kick your ass. Okay? But why are you kicking me? Well, shut up. You do the same thing, Psych [laughs] I, I, I don't understand why you keep kicking me. I just don't understand it. Like, I literally do not know. Dane, that is... Do you know?
Uh, because he wants to get a word in and his ... He never talks close enough to his wife- I could ... You can literally tell me to push the mute button and I'll mute up Would you though? Keep kickin'- Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. Okay, mute. Mute up. Okay, mute up.
So chat, it's just us. How y'all doing?
Hmm, hopefully you're all saying good. It doesn't sound good when you talk about yourself though. [laughing] You Canadian fuck. I don't even understand what the argument was. I had a good argument earlier, but at this point I don't even know what I, I don't know what you're arguing about specifically. we're talking about. No, I thought you were gonna be rude- I'm not arguing anything ... in this. I thought you were upset- I was- ... where you were interrupting ... and I was upset about the money.
A- at this point I don't even know what the fuck we're arguing about. But that doesn't even make sense to me. That doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense to me at all. And I, and I feel like l- I come from debate worlds so when I try to ask him questions it, it is like debate wise. I don't even mean it debate wise. I'm just asking you a question. Look, I'm not trying to get you in an I gotcha moment. Shit, I do that plenty of time every day on YouTube. I don't need to do it on this panel. Actually, this is one of the g-, uh, Psyche's panel's one of the panels I
come to actually just fucking, like, hang out, troll, and kick it. Yeah. That's good, Chanel. Sorry. I was talking to Chanel in chat. What'd you say? I thought you were, like, on vacation or some shit. I came back. What are you doing here? I came back on Sunday. Oh, they couldn't cut you for a couple more weeks? I wish. [Laughs] did you have a good time? Yeah. You joined the one time.
You're fucking out there drinkin'. You were at, like, a pool or something. Yeah. I f-... I, I joined, uh, well- Shit, I think- Yes ... is that when you started your own channel? Was that on vacation? No. Oh. All right. Never mind. Whatever. No. The panel I did was, like, three, four weeks ago now already. Three or four weeks ago. That shit was kinda fun though. I won't lie. That shit was kind of cool. I' Einkauf do it again sometime. I just don't know when. You should do it, you should do it more. Okay. Well, we'll see.
You should wait. Like, I, I, I texted Psyche and I was like, "Dude," like, "start a panel." Like everyone else just ended, like, and there's so many people that wanna go to a panel. That's when you should do it 'cause you stay up later too. So when everyone ends their stuff then start your own and then obviously you'll get more people. Yeah. Because they're looking for places to go, you know? But there's not... I don't want everybody on my panel though.
I'm very- Well no, not on your panel obvious- You gotta regulate that No, but I mean, I, I'm, I'm very exclusive. I- Yeah ... it's not like just anybody can come up. You ain't exclusivity as much as you think, brother I'm snobby. Let's put it that way. Dobby is a free elf. [laughs] That's not exactly snobbery- [laughs] . Look at him ...
Dobby had. Canadian, you little, you little serpent. Okay, so if Psy comes back up- What up? ... you gonna keep fighting or is this over? I, uh, there was never a fight to begin with. Everything I say I, I already know that, like, I don't wanna be, like, a There was never a fi-... dickhead. I already knew I was gonna, I, I already- Okay then - Like, I don't- ... don't be a dickhead. Do I- Let's just chill and talk now ... are you asking me if I'm gonna win? Yes. But you asked me do I want to argue with him?
No. Okay Obviously he's my friend. Well, I don't even know about it anymore, he's probably like ... I, I don't ... Dude, he's been a dickhead for me, like- Stop, dude ... I dunno You know you'll be fine in the community video He let me on his panel, but I don't wanna ar-... Do I not think that is... Let me ask you a question. Do I not, every time I'm on a panel they talk shit about Psychi, what do I do? Do I ever join in? Do I ever c- No. No, no, no ... am I not a fair defendant, Psych?
Exactly No. Oh, thanks Kitten. No, I know you don't. Where did kitten go? Hmm. [laughs] I wasn't talking to you, Ghost. I wasn't calling you Kitten No, I said r-, I said what up Kitten, I, Kitten in the chat, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Uh, but no, I don't wanna fight with him. If I wanted to fight with him, I would've fought with him like three years ago. I don't wanna fight with him. Okay. So Psych, come back up. There's gonna be no more fighting. We're all gonna chill now.
But you're gonna have to tell him the same shit though, 'cause he's, like, talking shit and bringing stuff up. Like, what do you want me to do, just sit here and get fucking my ass kicked? I will. I'll say the same to him. No you're not.
You didn't have to come back out, brother. I, I just feel like, um, eh, man, that's Fifi still, that's female shit. Now logically, yeah, I'm gonna g- I'm gonna defend myself. And you think that if you were getting attacked you'd defend yourself too. How are you being attacked? That's what I wanna know. Talking about the money shit, like how dare you, like, oh one per- Let us assume one person paid more than me. That takes away everything I gave?
L- like, what does that even mean? Also- Yeah, okay ... I don't have PayPal, I don't have cash, I don't have any of that. But, but didn't you ask him who was the major donor? And then he's like, well he made the accusation that I gave, uh, money or was it onstage- Right. I don't- I don't even fucking know ... right You gave them two. No, I di- He doesn't show that on his panel. You would never know. I don't have that shit. I never did it. They paid, by the way Thing, I think you've been there, they paid to kick
me off. And I w- Hey, hey look ... an- and I made the argument, I told them to show the proof, like who paid to kick me? You're just doing that because you don't wanna hear me talk. And money doesn't say who the donor is. Literally they've never showed who paid. They've literally never shown me p-. Yeah, that's true. Money, money doesn't say who the donor is either, so unless you said it yourself in chat or from panel, I, I don't- So how can YouTube says got it being me then? If there's no way of proving it, how is that me? I know. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah. You tried to go, you tried to talk to him, but he fucking just left and kicked me out and... I don't know, man. He's not a good debater and I know he's not a good debater. I'm gonna go ahead and end my screen recorder, but I know he's not a good debater. I never once accused him of being that, but don't come... Like, why are you coming at me for? I'm your only fr- uh, well, not your only friend, I don't wanna be rude, but I'm, I'm one of your b- better friends on YouTube, brother. I mean, these YouTube streets, we don't have friends up here, and I'm one of
your good friends. [laughing] I'm sometimes like- I subbed to you already, Kitten. I wo- I subbed to you weeks ago, just in case you ever made a community post. I know you don't sub. Anyways, have you s- have you subbed to Kitten Cakes? I have not, but Kitten seemed pretty cool. She was like, "Hey, go up there..." Well, I don't know if she's a she. But she's like, "...
Go up there and defend yourself." Like, let them, uh, let him join. And she's pretty cool in the chat, from what I know. Yeah. Yeah. She seem pretty cool. Okay, cool. Uh- Man, I didn't mean to come at you, I didn't meant to come at you either. Like, why'd you assume me to swing? Why, I was just angry earlier, my bad. I didn't mean to take it out on you Yeah, I know. It didn't bother me. I thought it was dumb, I mean, [laughs] for you to blame me for that. You really could handle it D- What a dumbass... You know what?
This is not even entertaining, it was a dumbass argument. It, like all these arguments have been happening between me and Psycho tonight, dumbass arguments. We could handled this in one phone call. Literally. I don't like how you br- brought up receipts though, brother. We can bring up receipts. I would never do that. I would never actually do it. I know I threatened to do it, but I'd actually never do it. Like, why would I bring up personal conversations, bro? You did it to me, though.
Well- I told some bitch, "What's her number? I wanna start an open panel." What's wrong with that, dude? It's not like I'm saying, "Hey, show me your titties." [computer notification sound] I'm not being, [laughs] I'm not being rude or being disrespectful. But you've always got that too. No. I, HeyThing that is, [laughs] don't fucking accuse me of that, dude. Come on. I, I'v- I'm already accused of being a dog fucker. I don't need, I don't need that on my plate here though. [laughs] You little Canadian fuck.
Okay, Psych, come back up. I think we, we've got resolution here. I don't think so. Yes, you do. Come on. Let's drop it. Psych, you drop it too. And we're gonna go forward, and again, similarly- Yeah, but the thing about this, imagine if it was, like, a personal phone call between us three, and we handled it. This shit is live. I'm recording it. You're record- I, e- it's all being... This shit is live. He's gonna post it on his YouTube channel.
Everyone can see this shit. If I don't defend myself, w- how do I look? I'ma look like a, a dog fucker, a gra- uh, grapist. I'ma look like a fucking, a rubber ball head. Wait. Just kidding Wait. K- k- k- But I, I look like- Why did he kick you? Why did he kick you when you first came up here? 'Cause he doesn't like conflict. He likes to, liked to talk shit and do his own thing. So you went at him He doesn't like- Okay, so you went at him rather than- Yeah, he came at me first, though.
Nah, he came at me first, though, so- Then what do you mean he attacked you? You attacked him first If I ever came at Psychi first? No, he attacked me first for showing my picture and stuff, and I said I didn't like that shit. Well, I get that. Then wha- why would you- Or then he puts that new song up there, and then h- he wants to talk about money of all things, man. Why would that picture thing both you? He would let somebody up here, like, 300 glo- dip $0 and let somebody u-
me, like, up here that gave ov- well over $1,000 and then complain I don't give any more money. That kinda hurt. Like- Motherfucker, what if, what if I was out of work and didn't have money to send? You ever think about that? Maybe I just didn't have the money to send Why does that picture bother you? Why would the picture throw you off? I do have the money to send, I just don't have cash up or n- I'm not getting it. I've been on that shit for like thirty, forty... I'm not getting that shit. Why would the picture thing bother you?
Just take them off. 'Cause it's disrespectful, and he did it in a disrespectful way last night. We can play that shit back. It's not-- There was nothing disrespectful in that. No, they were trying to be rude, and Alex is like, "Oh, no, he's k- he's kinda cute." Alex, the woman, uh, Alexander Queen. But I was like, "Oh yeah, he's kind of cute when they fr-" but they put that fucking me up there in that blue sweatshirt. Uh, and even in the new one, like making me look fat.
I mean, if you're gonna make me look fat, at least make me look like Jabba the Hutt or make me look skinny. [laughs] [smacks lips] I dunno. That was a joke. That was a joke. It didn't land. Sorry about that. I see where you- Sorry about that. I see where you shine- But no, what happened, I would never do that to you or him, or I wouldn't even do it to my worst enemy. I would never do that. Okay, guys. Well- I come up here t- What up, sir?
This goes against Zinzela for just coming in with like negative energy all night, and like putting down my video after I tried to like [horn honking] it would be cute for you. And, uh, okay, yeah, fuck you, okay? I'm ending this show. Have a good night, Thing That Is. Aw. All right, later. Bye. Okay, I'll play one more song on the way out. I don't know. It's like, I mean, I love Thing That Is. I love, um, Ghost, and it's like, but it's like, you know what?
It's like, I mean, I m- nothing, nothing to do with eith- either of... I mean, it's like really it's just like , I don't know wh- I don't know why I'm so disrespected and stuff. I just try to like make everyone happy. Like, I guess when you try to make people happy sometimes it, it, uh, makes no one happy, right?
But I hope I do make you happy with this song. And, uh, thanks for being here tonight. Hope you had fun. Thank you Kitten Cakes, I appreciate you. You're great. Thank..
[upbeat music] Ocean valley vibe life Party in the garden The sky was falling Love in
the summertime Oohyeah And I'm beautified Beautify Feeling oh so unified In the laughter In
the, in the laughter Every day is a gift That is why we call it
Christmas We were born under the Garden of Eden Flowers growing, little birds chirping I was in the garden just having a laugh Till I met a monster crossed my path Hey girl ahaha Do you want some mozzarella?
I could get you lit up One of two ways Nothing gonna beat me Oh, it's gonna beat me Said I felt like the whole world was faking me To rain fire above upon my enemies Then the love washed over me Till I let
the love wash over me See and I forgot the whole world begging me To rain fire above upon my enemies Then the love washed over me Till I let
the love wash over me Everyday is a gift That is why we call it
Christmas Every day is a gift That is why we call it Christmas
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