Psyche hosts a holiday-themed extravaganza featuring AI-generated comedic songs about community members Christine, Bita, and Black RG, followed by a candid panel discussion about personal conflicts and Christmas memories.
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The episode opens with a series of AI-generated holiday songs performed over the stream. The first song 0:16 recounts 'Christine got run over by a reindeer' while gathering baby goats on Christmas Eve, featuring characters Sweet Summer and a sleigh-driving figure. A second song 2:47 depicts 'Bita kissing Santa Claus' while streaming drunk for 36 hours, stealing Christmas, and declaring herself 'CEO of Christmas' before passing out. A third song 7:16 introduces 'Black Artie' (later referenced as Black RG) as a 'keyboard gremlin king' who steals Christmas by stuffing stockings with sub-tweets and replacing the star with a webcam ring, demanding baby Jesus 'like, share, and subscribe.' After the songs, Psyche asks whether the lyrics were human-written or AI-generated 14:57, and plays a reprise of the Christine song 15:13. The panel reacts enthusiastically 18:24, with one guest saying the song 'actually got me back into the Christmas spirit.' The conversation then shifts to personal matters 18:48: a guest reveals Christine 'called me horrible things today,' sparking discussion about family dynamics and boundaries. Another guest references 'Sam' and 'this channel' 19:22 before the transcript cuts off.
This episode appears to continue the show's pattern of blending absurdist community mythology with AI-assisted creativity, using holiday parody songs to immortalize inside jokes and interpersonal dynamics. The songs function as a modern folk tradition, transforming real tensions (Christine's conflict, RG's grumpiness, Bita's chaotic energy) into shared lore that the community can laugh at together. The shift from performed mythology to raw personal disclosure suggests the show serves as both entertainment and a processing space for its participants. The host's question about AI authorship [14:57] highlights an ongoing theme: the blurring of human and machine creativity in the show's evolving culture.
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Psyche delivers a poetic opening monologue about power dynamics and manipulation, then transitions into a solo stream discussing interpersonal conflicts with women in his social circle (AM, Christine, Q) and conducting a live audit of his chat's moderator and block lists.
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Christine got run over by reindeer on her way back home from feedin' hay You can say there's no such thing as bad luck But we all saw hoof prince and the slave
She was out there gathering baby goats like some barnyard Santa in disguise With a burlap sack and jingling keys and determination in her eyes
Christine got run over by a reindeer, trotting fast through moonlit winter mist Sweet summer yelled, girl, move your feet now, but the slay just would not be dismissed
They found her mittens by the mailbox And a single boot out by the gate And a note that said, Merry Christmas But it, like the universe, was running late Some folks laughed and said, Well, that'll teach her Chasing baby goats on Christmas Eve
But sweet summer rolled her eyes and told them Or missy let the woman breathe Christine got run over by reindeer Right beside the holly and the snow Sweet summer swore she heard him snicker
Like lady don't you know the flow Now the goats are home and feeling smug Like they planned the whole chaotic scene They're nibbling reeds and stealing cookies acting like they never heard of Christine
And every year when carolers start singing, we all pause at that one icy bend Cause nothing says holiday spirit, like a reindeer with zero respect
Sweet summer keeps the goats inside now And Christine walks a straighter line So if you're out there wrangling baby goats With the sleigh bells ringing way too near Hold your snag
Downstairs for eggnog stealth mode ninja toes heard a squeaky little giggle like a tea kettle that blows stockings on
Yeah, I call Bita kissing Santa Claus right under twinkly lights Missile Toa snitching hard like, yup, that's them, that's right She stole the ho-ho-ho bright out the room and then she yelled in core Now Christmas gotta hang over in Santa wants her refund at the store She's been streaming drunk for 36 hours, no breaks, no shame
The glass on grandma's souvenir plate Even angels in the tree said, Man, please lower the vibrate Then plot twist, she's a mean drunk In the cartoon villain way Like I'm canceling the carols Put the joy on lay away She grabbed the star off the top Like a crown from Santa's head When I'm the CEO of Christmas Then immediately fell on the bed
Yeah, I caught...
that's right she stole the whole whole whole right out the room and then she yelled and corn now christmas gotta hang over and santa wants a refund at the store then i blinked and she was
Help me find my miss inside The L's were doing damage control Whispering plan B, plan C One L said she stole the cookies And another said, and me I tried to save the holiday Okay, let's reset the vibe But Bita woke up Sat straight up and shouted I have a riot!
She whispered, tell the North Pole, they can catch these festive hands Kitty Moe, Santa side adjusted his belt, looked at me like listen champ I love the spirit, not the chaos, this is not the Christmas camp Yeah, I call Vita kissing Santa Claus, right under Twinkly Lights White Claus clinking, like sleigh bells in the middle of the night
She stole Christmas for a minute, but we wrestled back the cheer Now Santa's got it all, but we're not gonna let her go
Hey, in the snow at 2 a.m. That's just beats a live streaming tell the reindeer I said amen
Glitch and a sleigh muttering this holiday I'm taking it away He typed with the fury of a keyboard gremlin king And every little notification made the jingle boasting He yelled stop playing with A.I. Like it's some sacred law I said shut your mouth Then I hit record and saw
We're talkin' a voice that was smug and overdone Ho ho ho, I'm Patty, now your joy is on the run He stuffed all the stockings with sub-tweets and despair Hung a merry notemus banner in the freezing air He swapped out the star for a webcam ring like Glow And told the baby Jesus, please like, share, and subscribe below He yelled, stop playin' with AI Like he's sandal with a gavel, I said, brother, take a nap
You're spiraling in gravel
I said shut your mouth, the chat went LOL and honestly
We light one candle and we make our own day He can stomp and rant, he can shake that toy But the cold turns ashes in annoyingly bright joy Black Artie stole Christmas, yeah he tried Bless his heart, but we dovetaped the holiday Back into Artie's cream stop Playing with AI like he's ruling the night I said shut your mouth, then we sang
And the stars came back bright And the cold survived
Slime more a little more R.G. It's crooked Christmas black R.G. Just get you love a Christmas time
Black RG we just want you to get through the Christmas spirit a little bit buddy bud No, yes, you're fucking you're a mean one mr. Loose but you know what Why don't you just steal my whole Christmas tree back RG like the Grinch?
Joe on Christmas day back. I just hold the end with you without you need no presents. No Christmas lights no missiles up just you and me You know holding hands and a piece of coal and a piece of coal and a piece of coal in our pants Yeah, I got new bicycle. Oh, yeah
I feel like being in the cold. Oh, I have like these two, two grand mom, we'd bake things. RG was just like saying, oh, he's like, oh, you're AID talks or like trying to tell me what to do. And so, so, I was like. No, RG for real. We're just trying to get you to Christmas spirit, buddy. We're just trying to get you to spirit, man. But you are a mean one.
Oh, did you see the beat of the song though? Yes, dude. Did you see the beat of the song? No, be the all be the song is hey, baby. Why'd you let my tree on fire? Hey downstairs for egg
Toes hurt a squeaky little giggle like a teakettle that blows stockings on the mantle doing jazz And there's beats in the tinsel like she pays the rent She got white claws in a pyramid Like it's fine art on display And a candy cane Mike's screaming I'm the star of Christmas Day
I said, girl, what is happening? She said, hush, it survived Then she winked at Rudolph Like she runs the whole slave tribe Yeah, I call Bita kissing Santa Claus Right under twinkly lights Missile Toa snitching hard Like, yup, that's them, that's right
Now Christmas gotta hang over and Santa wants a refund at the store She's been streaming drunk for 36 hours, no breaks, no shame Talking to a nutcracker like it's calling her by name Her voice so high it cracked the glass, on grandma's souvenir plate Even angels in the tree said, ma'am, please lower the vibrate
Then plot twist, she's a mean drunk in the cartoon villain way
She grabbed the star off the top like a crown from Santa's head When I'm the CEO of Christmas then immediately fell on the bed Yeah, I caught beats a kiss in Santa Claus right under twinkly lights Missile told us snitching hard like yeah that's them that's right She stole the whole whole whole cried out the room and then she yelled in corn
Now Christmas gotta hang over and Santa wants a refund at the store
Mushrooms face down in the wrapping paper dreaming of drum solos and onions and it's like this happens yearly kid Don't stress don't call the cops. I've seen worse in time square now. Help me find my missing side The elves were doing damage control whispering plan B plan C
One elf said she stole the cookies and another said and me I tried to save the holiday. Okay. Let's reset the
She pointed at the sleigh and said that thing, I'm taking it tonight Then she whispered, tell the North Pole, they can catch these festive hands Get him, oh, Santa side adjusted his belt, looked at me like listen champ I love the spirit, not the chaos, this is not the Christmas camp Yeah, I call beats a kiss in Santa Claus, right under Twinkly Lights
White Claus clinking, like sleigh bells in the middle
In the snow at 2 a.m. That's just beat a live streaming tell the reindeer. I said, amen
If I give you do you make the words up to them or is it just like a robot? Because either way was a great is a good song. Thank you. I have one more. I have one more real quick one real quick Just like I think you'll like it
You take the words and then a robot things
On our way back home from feeding hay You can say there's no such thing as bad luck But we all saw who Prince and the slave She was out there gathering baby goats
like some barnyard Santa in disguise with a burlap sack and jingling keys and determination in her eyes christine got run over by reindeer trying fast through moonlit winter mist
sweet summer yellow girl moon you're feeding out but the slay just would not be dismissed They found her mittens by the mailbox and a single boot out by the gate and a note that
said Merry Christmas but it like the universe was running late some folks laughed and said
and told them y'all are messy let the woman breathe Christine got run over by reindeer right beside the holly and the snow sweet summer swore she heard him snicker like lady don't you know the flow
now the goats are home and feeling smooth Like they planned the whole chaotic scene They're nibbling recent Stealing cookies acting like they never heard of Christine
When carolers start singing this is what Christmas is the opposite that one I see been There's nothing says holiday spirit Better watch out for me. I want to do it with your head. I want to do it with your head. I want to do it with your head. I want to do it with your head. I want to do it with your head. I want to do it with your head.
I want to do it with your head. I want to do it with your head. I want to do it with your head. I want to do it.
Where the sleigh bells ringing way too near I'm good Hold your sticks, watch your back and stay Out of all the Rudolph's third gear
That was great, man. That was actually fucking... I'm gonna tell you right now to be honest that actually got me back into the Christmas spirit like before that song I heard that I was like Christmas miss miss man. I don't even care about Christmas, but if I heard that song I'm like, you know what I'm glad Chris thing I ran her by render. Yeah, me too. Oh I like Christine
She's she called me horrible things today like very horrible things and so I am well I tell you to people it's called people everything My family doesn't love me like I mean it's like how would she even have any idea about anything? I was trying to hurt you they people say evil things to her people Yeah
You know the personal personal about like, you know, I don't mention her family or anything like that like but she like
Did you see what happened to Sam and on this channel what happened No, I'm just kidding. I made that up. I was gonna
Happen on a show I'll be surprised No, but Christine did get run over by reindeer. I heard I really didn't hear You can't hear them, so they're calling. I saw like a news clip from Inside Edition, where like a lady was actually ran over by reindeer, like her name was Christine, and she's like a YouTube celebrity,
or she thinks she is, so that's what they thought. She has a public figure on YouTube, right? Yeah, well, they said she thinks she's above it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, she thinks she's really just Rainier food. She's a famous chatter and you on YouTube. She said they said on the news They actually said the reindeer started the gnoll owner
They said the raiders started the gnoll owner like limbs. You survived though, right? She's like, I don't said ouch My legs are chewing on Fucking arms are gnolling on she a hundred years old That I don't think she's a hundred because I don't think reindeers eat a hundred-year-old food
Well, but if it's fresh, I mean like it's like it's not dead for a hundred years I don't think so. I had two cigarettes left and this is one of them and I have a whole one left But it's a pleasure to join your panel big dog. It's always fun to join and talk to you I just turn my camera back off because I had all but let me say one thing to you The reason I keep my camera off is if I keep it on I have to hold with one hand
I have a cigarette and the other hand is my phone in it so when I turn my camera Okay, you're fine
She'd school then she'd glare and she'd mutter While buttering up folks, she liked to butter Hey, hey! Once everyone's pal, now a storm clouds out With a mood like a poo
What's me what's legend and what's just Christine? That video got a read thank god When we went out and that guy lost the channel Whoever got a read it made But that video made good news I got a read and I was happy about that Boom Christine But that dog went with Rick Where were we when we were out here?
That was the best part that little ending that little like piano at the end like That was pretty cool. I didn't expect that ending to be honest. I didn't expect a little piano ending. No
it was kind of like like a theme song but like you know what sometimes when I was like I'm like it's a red yeah I'm not gonna say no feeling better so but you get what I'm saying it is a rare condition this day to age to read any good news from the newspaper babe you know it's like it's like loving tradition is a grand design you know some people find that it's even harder to find.
better than bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, and it had a little, like a little tinsel in the back, like a little, like, I can't even explain it. It was like the drums and there was like a little like, like angel dust on the top. Better than bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Drummer, maybe. Bam, bam. He's like in drum, maybe. I think I just mixed the full house up. You know what I mean? Go ahead.
Okay, how does it go? Um, are you what the hell? What the hell are you? Are you colored off? Yeah Thank you, man. Thank you for letting me on your panel. I'm gonna drink my last couple beers. I got two left. I appreciate you But what were you saying? What were you gonna say, man? I'm trying to think of this full house song. How does it go? Goes, aww, come on
Starts, you don't ever happen to predictability The milkman the paper boy. Come on. So I guess even in TV You fucking miss your old familiar friend. They're waiting just around the bend.
Everywhere you go. Everywhere you go. There's a hut.
Yeah, remember when Uncle Jesse like re-invigorated the Smash Club like you like remember one time He was like Listen to me What was the name of the band? Uncle Jesse in the voice remember when he like had the he was in an episode He was like re-invigorating the Smash Club and he had like so many toilets in the living room He had like big one colored toilet. He wanted
Oh my god. Oh hold on one second. I don't mean to talk over you. I really don't mean to talk over you but remember one time Kimmy Gimler and Jesse got locked in the closet at the Smash Club and Jesse had to come down Hold on. Jesse had to come down on the disco ball
When DJ had bulimia make she was like on the trend. Yeah. Oh my God. And Stephanie was like, dad, DJ didn't eat her lunch today. Like, God, you little snitch bitch. Yeah. And then remember, like, Michelle was like, always like, weird, like a monkey. Yo, do you remember that one episode where Joey was like, hold on, let me turn my camera over this.
Remember that one episode where like, Uncle Joey was like, they don't love me. They don't even care about me. And like, they go down the basement uncle Joey and then he went down the basement like they turned the garage into like a whole room for me he's like oh i feel so bad that i like said that i hated you guys like a minute ago i said fuck you and now i'm like i take it back because you made your
garage into my bedroom yeah thank you well you just let this guy come back at groveling like this huh After all this
We thought you died dude. We thought you fucking died we sent people to your house
You said we were like house To your house. We didn't know if you were alive or dead. You don't show your face here anymore. What's wrong? Are you talking about me? Yeah you Then why I'm alive, but why did I get I didn't get anything sent to my house? We sent people to check on you see if you're alive. You don't show your face No, I mean that honest if anybody said things about I would at least say like hey
I got some I would admit like somebody says something about something that I swear I've got nothing sent to my house, and I mean that on God's I'm man with a fuck if you've been you ever Haven't been here in three months. Where you been?
I was here. Yes Yeah, first time in three months into predictability Milkman the paper nigger what? Full house really Yeah, I was well see at least it's retarded as well So what do you are you threatening at me and psych or what's your point to be up here? Just to threaten us?
No, I just wanted to get a talk about it. It'd be nice to get a merry Christmas at least Well, you know what police not be died motherfucker motherfucker see this is why I don't come here anymore Good, then don't come back. Don't ever come back again. You piece of shit Who the fuck we it's like we're having a good time talking about family matters and oh, you know, it's like you hold on
step by step day by day FRIENDSHRI-O-LO-DI-FIR-NAZIP. Remember, step by step, it's like, hey, hello, can you hear me, at least? At least say, at least acknowledge me. Hi, Joe. Remember, you were laying under your, like, blankets or whatever a minute ago? I am right now.
And then this fucking rude asshole came on and ruined it.
I got your back site fuck these motherfuckers I got your back big dog they want to fuck with psyche they're gonna fuck with me you understand do you understand that psyche yeah I think you know what brother ship is you know what brother
Gotty left because Joe sucks well good if I suck that much at God he left and good then I won I don't know what it means How do we make time leave I had I don't know. What do we gotta do to make up? I'm investing by the way. Hey five I got two things you're gonna best and invest in these fucking nuts you faggot
Oh, sorry. I sorry. I didn't mean I knew as soon as I said and I didn't mean to say it. I'm sorry
And your mod, for just pretend like you have a mod, okay? And then your mod is over at like someone like our Betas channel, for instance. You modded me? Yeah, exactly my model. Your mod is at Betas, at Betas Chat telling Beta, oh, Joe looks terrible right now. You can never mod. See that be a mod. I'm just wondering if I was a model be this channel
I would like erase everybody's comments like hey, that's my fucking retarded old lady. You're talking about
You're talking about You're talking about a lady that's the same age as my grandma and they be like Joe you're banded everybody. I'm like hey That's my old lady. You're talking about They'd be like, well, maybe beat a shit in the mud of you. I'd be like, well, hey, well, I got the mud. I'm going to do what I got to do with it. And I'd be like, oh, psyche, is that you? I'm going to make you manage your mud. I will make you manage your mud, psyche.
I'd be like, go ahead, control it. And then I would leave. You don't have the power to do that. And then you know how to do a psyche, I would tie your shoelaces together. It'd be like, hey, come and talk to me, psyche. Walk right toward me. And then you trip and fall. I'd be like, aha, I tricked you. I tied your shoelaces together. Don't mess. Man, we'll get it. It's a little humor, man. It's a little humor.
You don't remember watching the three stooges on Sunday morning little cartoon or not a cartoon But like a little Sunday Saturday morning you wake up and you watch a little freeze. What the oh What the fuck is that vanilla cat? What the fuck is that? What the hell am I looking at?
Is it taking a shit? It's taking a shit
She's the only thing who took a shit
Jesus Christ
We're not laying on that couch. Yeah Go to catch a shit on you. I'm just kidding. I'm just fucking around Oh, it is a good look. Oh look at them as a man or a woman the boy he's like 17 or 18 years old and like people are saying oh he looks so sick and like he
looks terrible like let me see his little cat dick prove it's a guy actually i wouldn't for real i wouldn't really see his little cat dick real i wouldn't know what a cat looks like i never even
there you see okay there you see that's right oh my god
all right let it go it's crying come on sucky god you're supposed to your cats
you are fucking you are something else man you are sick you're sick
Yeah, it is gross words like that, it is a gross Bon Jovi or Bon Jovi, what is Bon Jovi in your chat?
Yes, my love and I'm gonna live it, I don't wanna last forever, I don't wanna get pissed
Hey, Bond, Joanie, do me a favor and shut the fuck up. No, it's good. Joanie, I'm just joking, Joanie. Get it, Bond, Joanie. You're not gonna live, Joanie. You're actually just gonna be silent. Joanie, I'm so sick. I can't. Thank you, super. These super picky picked it up. Thank you, super. You actually are super picky, man.
You pick your spots and you pick your spot well tonight.
That's what he does. He picks his spots and he picked his spot. Well, tonight Cuz Bon Jovi was in the chat and somebody had to tell her I Mean, no offense your name kind of runs us a Bon Jovi or Bon Jovi and Psychic you can hear me. Yeah
That's my life is now
I don't want to fart forever. I just want to live forever.
Who else in New Jersey? What do you do for Christmas? Bro, I swear to God. The Redhead celebrate Christmas? I'm trying so many natural or Miller lights today. So many. And I have four left and one cigarette. And I would love to stay up here. I'll be quiet. I would love to stay on your panel and drink the rest of my beers, if you don't mind. Okay, that's fine.
Thank you very much. Say, that's what I like about you, Psych. You're just an easy-going guy. You know what I think I like about Psych? I see fine, I see nice. He's just an easy-going old dog, so he's easy-going, man. Easy-going. Give me three stabs. Give me three stabs, Snigger. Give me three stabs, Todd. Good job.
What? Hello? Don't say the n-word. All right, all right, all right, OK.
You look cozy, man. You look comfortable. Are you comfortable? As much as I can be, it's going sick and like what it's like. And how do you my cat throw that? Sometimes not to not to waste my like heat. I'll like turn my heat all through in the night because I have like a thick blanket. And I'll just like lay under it and like make it hold my body heat in. Like don't you let a piece of body this body heat out. You understand?
If you were really cold, would you like me to? Who the fuck are you? I'm just saying it's like me. It comes from you? You know what people don't understand about us? Hold on, let me say one thing, it's like, I don't mean to be rude and interrupt you, but let me say one thing about me and you. People don't understand, for us to be live or to be on it, we gotta pay our internet bill, our phone bill,
our heat bill, our electricity bill. For me to be watching look at this for me to be watching WCW wrestling on peacock I got to be paying my peacock bill. There's a lot of bills that that we pay his men. You understand? Yeah And we pay him we pay him gladly. We love to pay those. That's the way we operate
Me is like are older than you little cowards in the chat. We know how to work a job. We know what we know what it takes
You can you read me the fucking have to work every goddamn day of your life. There's a there's a comment Thanks for directing for me. Can you read it to me?
Say it again, it's like I apologize, sir. I didn't hear you say it again. There's a comment directed at me. Can you read it to me? Hold on. Let me look at the chat. I didn't see any comments The one that says that what shut the fuck up Joe eat a tow Thank you mermaid. I actually like you mermaid now. You know what from you know, hold on
You know, what's like? Yeah, I don't want to be rude to you But I want to talk about something right now from now on mermaid. Fuck you whore Yeah, I'm always gonna cuss you out every time I see you and you bitch I never fucking said a goddamn word about you, but you could have said Joe. Can you be quiet, please? Yeah, they shut the fuck up and eat a fucking toho and mermaid, I would never eat your dirty toes.
You probably got ingrown toenails. Ooh, you'd imagine how much dirt. I mean, this is the last thing I'll say and I'll be real. Imagine how much dirt is under mermaid's toenails. Like, ooh, I don't wanna fucking eat your fucking dirty toenails. I fucking, you got fungus. But you literally got fungus.
You got, hold on, it's like, I'm not done yet. You got fungus. Like, ugh, it's just like, oh. Like, it's like some women have nice toenails and then some women have fungus on their toenails and some are mermaid. Like, it's just like, it's like fungi, fungi, like fungi in a way. Thank you, psyche. Good, sir.
It's like fungus, I don't like those fucking dirty fucking toenails mermaid
Like a lot of women up here are crazy and a lot of women up here are like rude, but at least they have nice like hygiene But mermaid when it comes to mermaids toes, you're talking about like dirty nails fungus You might you make it HIV. I don't I don't I'm sorry. That was you for
The point I'm trying to make is I'm already digging your grave mermaid. I'm already I already got the hole four feet deep Give me two days and it'll be six feet deep and I'm gonna throw your corpse in it And then I'll throw the dirt on you and then nobody will ever see you again Your parents would never see you get mermaid
She started with me motherfucker
She said my toenails were buried And then I said I'm gonna kill her
Get out of here. Come on Sly me come on Robert. Go drink your beer alone. Oh
I'm ready
Why I just like I was gonna I just been drinking it all right. I apologize. I said you don't learn do you Joe? You don't fucking learn And who the fuck are you talking you don't fucking learn until you get smacked in the fucking face I mean you didn't say fuck all you want. I don't fuck are you talking to little coward talking to a bitch
Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. Is that all? Is that all you got? No, no, no. You're a bitch named Shipley. I just said it. I just sang it to you, too. I just sang you a little fucking theme song. Can we kick you now or do you have anything else? You got a little fucking theme song. I gave you a free theme song. Can we kick you now or do you have anything else? Bitch named Shipley. Okay. Who's Larry Hoover? Oh, LARPING Hoover.
LARPING Hoover. Oh, my bad.
I'm sorry. I didn't come up in interrupt. Go ahead continue. I just came up. I just came up to do something go ahead you guys continue
I'm just letting you know, that's two strikes, you slipped up twice, so one more you're going to have to leave when I'm talking to
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I wasn't even born in America. I don't even know English that's just this is actually I actually fucking have a fucking accent You have a dentist?
Yes, it's crentis my dentist name crentis He's a great dentist that guy do you guys at all this show you ever seen the office listen listen I don't say this often to guys, but you get some nice teeth Joe
No, sir. No bull. This one's about compliment. Listen, this guy, you know, I've never seen your black teeth. I bet they're beautiful as hell too. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. I bet they look like Martin Luther King. This is the Christmas spirit right here. Happy Kwanzaa. Oh, yeah. Happy Hanukkah. Oh, look, look who we got in the room. We got super joy.
Look at piano teachers here
You guys really got it
What'd you just say to me
Keep it up Joe you fuck your failure. I'll fucking kill you right now. I swear to
I was kind of crazy. I was kind of like a threat. Boom. My life No threats love it's like he remember earlier when you were late on your couch in like a cocoon Yeah, you hear me psyche. Yeah Can you hear me for real? Yes, I hear you
When I lay down, I love laying in my blanket like a cocoon and like wrapping my whole body in it like in cozy What did I mean serious when I asked you this Sometimes I lay on my side to go to bed, but like my favorite position is go to sleep I mean this I lay on my stomach and I just like That's the way I like to sleep on my stomach. I don't know why I think it sounds,
the way I say it, it sounds gay. I think I just said something's gay. Was that gay or was your gay? So you're actually an expert on gayness. Yeah. Did I just say gay thing yesterday? Are you laying on your stomach nude on the bed and then calling me in? No, I'm not No, I'm not nude. I'm just like my bed pajamas like my pajamas, man. I'm just laying down. God
All right, the point is
There's gonna be nude on the bed and then you know what I like to do I would like to lay on the shotgun and just pull the fucking drill. That's how I like to That's what I should fucking do
Would you rather me come and give you a buzz and make it? If I never come around anymore, just say I got locked up. Just if I fucking blow my head off with a shotgun, just say like I just got locked up. He's like, hey, Joe got locked up, man. He came with me around for a long, for a really long time. Like if his head, like just like, oh,
like something's coming out of the top of his head. It's just brain matter.
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