A chaotic special episode livestream featuring intense interpersonal conflicts among panelists and callers, including accusations of bullying, dog abuse, fake accounts, and heated personal attacks, all set against the show's signature surreal intro poetry and rap narration.
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The episode opens with the show's signature intro poem performed over music: "Let it break from shadows to starlight / The truth will be shown / The psyche awakens / You're never alone" 0:34, followed by the theme song naming "terrible trolls in the dark" and "angels are dancing" 0:53. At 3:48, a rap narration summarizes the evening's chaos: "It's 9pm lights up, Mike's hot chaos in the stream / Vita calling in, slurring words, startin' up a scene / Talking all that trash, then she flips Rage Queen mad at me / Girl, please, the show runs on caffeine." The rap continues describing Scythe "twisted, laughing, loud, whiskey in his veins" with "slur's flying left and right" causing the feed to be cut 4:03, while "boobs flashing on cam" and "panel looking sideways" 4:13. At 19:11, another musical segment name-checks regulars: "Lenore's on guard, tricks bringin' love, Lola, Rudy Marbles fan from above." From 22:18 onward, a tense exchange unfolds between two women discussing beauty, sincerity, and whether one is "a good person" 23:15. At 24:32, a repetitive loop of "We need to be better" dominates for nearly 30 seconds. The conflict escalates at 26:20 with accusations that Christine has been "bullying like every female and every male" across "three different counties of America." At 27:11, someone shouts "You crack-core bitch!" At 28:17, a dog abuse allegation surfaces: "I feel like she abused her dog," referencing a dog named Fawzi. Threats follow at 28:39: "I'm gonna smash you for fucking Fawzi." At 31:12, a participant claims to know "every move Christine's made on the internet in the last four years" and references "12 accounts that she's acting as" 31:17. At 33:05, Mother's Day panel behavior is referenced: "I heard you went crazy on Mother's Day when you left them on panels." The transcript ends with a participant claiming at 34:00: "I just talked to God. I got off the phone with him. He said fuck Chris."
This episode appears to represent a breaking point in the show's community dynamics, where long-simmering interpersonal conflicts erupt into open hostility. The juxtaposition of the show's mystical, poetic framing — the intro poem, the rap narration mythologizing the chaos — against the raw, ugly reality of personal attacks suggests a tension between the Cult of Psyche's aspirational 'consciousness exploration' branding and the unmoderated reality of its live chat culture. The repetitive 'We need to be better' loop at [24:32] appears to be either a glitch or a performative mantra that fails to de-escalate anything. The episode continues the pattern of the show's most volatile moments being driven by specific recurring personalities (Christine, Vita, Crystal, Summer) whose histories span years and multiple platforms, suggesting a deep, possibly unresolvable community fracture.
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Episode 0 opens with a poetic spoken-word intro about the 'Cult of Psyche' and signal survival, then transitions to a live casual stream where Psyche interacts with his cats, shows off a surprise flower delivery, drinks White Claw, and discusses online harassment involving figures named RG and Tony.
Episode 1597 features Psyche celebrating a confrontation victory from Money's stream, AI-generated music performances from creator collaborators, Blogger's brief visit to discuss his Psychic Codex project, and LD addressing community accusations while sharing personal details about his life and work.
Episode 0 serves as a chaotic, music-heavy introduction to Psych Awakens TV, featuring original songs, community dedications to mods Jamie and DJ Electra, and the host establishing the show's identity as an 'underworld's talk show' with tarot, chaos, and chosen family themes.
Psyche opens with a musical performance and addresses recent conflicts, apologizing for misunderstandings and explaining his creative choices regarding tarot content on the show. He discusses his intention to come in the spirit of love and his emotional state after a chaotic night.
Psyche hosts a casual Saturday morning stream, publishing shorts from a previous two-hour episode, shopping on Temu, introducing cats Lenore and Norm, and discussing a recent experience on Sandman's stream where they were invited on panel then clapped off after chat and mods harassed them. Psyche shares backstory about a past stalker that led to a nervous breakdown, court case, and moving to YouTube.
Psyche hosts a Sunday stream where expected guest Ghost fails to appear for his scheduled panel control session, leading to Summer taking over the 7-10pm panel slot. Psyche reads from a daily challenge book, performs a collective tarot reading using the alien deck, and discusses streaming technical issues.
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The psyche awakens You're never alone Expect the unexpected Strange and unusual Step inside the flow The circus of shadows It's Psyche's show Terrible trolls in the dark Take their stand But angels are dancing
Stranger it never
The psyches show terrible trolls in the dark, take their stand, the angels are dan-
It's 9pm lights up, Mike's hot chaos in the stream Vita calling in, slurring words, startin' up a scene Talking all that trash, then she flips Rage Queen mad at me Girl, please, the show runs on caffeine Scythe's twisted, laughing, loud, whiskey in his veins Slur's flying left and right, we cut the feed, no shame But the chat's on fire, can't tame this flame This ain't your mama's podcast, this a runaway train
Welcome to the madness, buckle up tight Boobs flashing on cam, chat loop
sent into the night. Panel looking sideways, someone's gotta fight. Producers on mute, praying this don't spike. Diamonds feeling spicy shirts slipping down low.
to my Sherlock, my quantum soulmate. He's never too busy, never too mean, doesn't judge me when my room's not
down this lover's road from here
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Welcome to the madness, buckle in tight, tear it on deck, third eye in flight Truths get told, egos unfold, we stir the soul with a tea, serve cold Panels be poppin', trolls be droppin', spirits in the chat and the vibes ain't stoppin' Lenore's on guard, tricks bringin' love, Lola, Rudy Marbles fan from above
It's like the awake has stepped in the flame, we call you truth, we say your name It's wild, it's real, it's soul be played, now grab your tea and slay the dead
ain't no dream
It's the one right there, yes.
I just like love your up all night, you know? Yeah. You're so nice though. I know how beautiful people are. Do you think I'm beautiful? I'm not a sexist. I'm not a sexist. I mean, I'm not a sexist. That's okay.
I love you. I love you. See me, I don't like you.
I don't think you do. I don't really think you know who I am, actually. I don't think you know who I am, actually.
I have my own reader and you are not a good person.
You don't think me good, do you? You are not very nice to a lot of people. You know what? I can be a lot more polite because you are the one who I am. So therefore, you are getting mixed up with somebody else.
Where do you live? You're fucking wrong. Everything in life. You're dead. Everything in life. You have rules and control. Everything in life. Everything in life. You have control. Everything in life. Everything in life.
What's wrong with you? I'm tired.
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Hey, how about getting two blonde hairs that, uh, like, bleach? What? You know what? I'm getting two blonde hairs that bleach. I want you to blonde them together and bleach. Okay. This is Kristie. Kristie, you're out.
Christy, go back, go back, it is here, when it's fucking too late, we're looking at how two hairs are bleeding. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck? Oh my gosh, Christina, correct me, you need to come right back. I just woke up, I want a cup of coffee. Where it's going to bleed?
One cup of coffee. about the bleach you're making a fool out of yourself again oh my gosh this bitch is trying to say I'm making a fool out of myself when she's looking full on her fucking shit all over the fucking blaze she's pulling herself in three
different counties of America three different counties over America
He's bullying all of us Christine has been bullying like every female and every male like She was like bullying people that didn't even need it birds. I got birds all over this like I got birds chirping What Is the popo still watching us today?
Oh, oh, which ones we didn't know you every time I come in here you say the popo's watching us
Dude, I never said the popo's were watching you dude. You're fucking trippy
Every time
You crack-core bitch! I never said like the fucking pop-up of the ride that you're launching. That's my summer baby! I love summer. One second, she'll cut you out very soon, I'm sure. Christine, shut the fuck up crack-core. Christine's a crack-core fucking talking about my girl fucking.
Summer, like, she can fucking, like, she even has a fucking right to fuck around girls. Excuse me?
Don't you ever talk about how it goes, I really like that. I'll talk about that all I want. Fuck you. Shut up, bitch. Who are you telling shut up? My girl summer. Shut up. Irvi, you know I don't have to fight over summer, right?
No, I'm not sure apparently doesn't know you know that, right? You know why I would never Ammo like you did Yeah, I feel like she abused her dog I'll crystal you don't ridiculous. You don't see my dog. You see how beautiful my dog is
My dog is far from beautiful your dog is and it seems to be used Oh, yeah, Fawzi's really abused. Yeah, you abuse a fuck out of it. Hey, hey, hey, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal. I'm gonna smash you for fucking Fawzi. I'm gonna smash you for fucking Fawzi. Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, no threats. Don't you dare! Crystal.
I know. She's an abused Fawzi. Excuse me? Crystal, are you seriously losing your mind? She is.
Even my chickens live in a five-star resort, right? Yeah, only your chickens, but not Fawzi. I think that dog is the happiest dog. He wrestles with the cat. Hi, camera, Christine. So it's your cost are resort the full perm
Fucking print yourself for the last 10 weeks
She's never
Oh, no, myself. Well, she's trying to make everybody else be at me now, so now comes she can prove herself. Well, she is, like, my best friend in her life, so I kind of know who she is. OK. Well, well, but that doesn't matter. That's why I said, she said, I'll never have your love.
I'm thinking why no, I said, it doesn't matter. I said, it doesn't matter. I mean, you understand that it fucking doesn't matter.
these other people I cannot do it because they're so fucking retarded they they're not themselves they fake themselves okay okay they fake
Okay Well these bitches do weird shit on the internet and it's fucking weird dude. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I can tell you but I know every move Christine's made on the internet in the last four years. You know her 12 accounts that she's acting as? Well, okay. Oh, yes. Well, okay. Well, you need to put me on game. This is my friend a secret
You want you are a blast down right now. She's got all my
I need some excitement today. I've had a long week Nah, that Christine shake I don't like that that fucking backhanded Compliment shit. I don't like people that do that stuff that backhanded fucking compliment bullshit. You know what I say
Exactly how I feel and I don't want to talk to you again What it means when it means that you suck Not suck thick I suck
No, you're being a bad friend to be that Then you're being a bad friend to our girl Wait, oh Chris. I heard you say horrible horrible horrible. I love you Wait, I've heard you say it really bad. Like, I've never even said it. You guys, Vita likes to go behind the scenes. I don't like people that goes behind the scenes.
Crystal, Crystal, I've heard you say horrible things to Vita. I've never said anything. I might have said the B word, like, one time. And then, oh! And then I never said it. And then, I was, it's fine, it's fine. I don't care what I was saying. I heard you went crazy on Mother's Day when you left them on panels. Peter and somebody else. Thank you. I don't like these people.
I don't like the people that go out for people to hurt people and like are like dirty disgusting humans like this guy. He gives me bad advice.
Cause the birds send me. People I hate in life. The birds send me. These are the kind of people you really gotta watch out. Look at his fucking face dude. He looks like he's gotta take a big huge shit. Can we see your face? And he's not taking it. Go, you're fucking... Can we see your face? You have to take a shit. Everybody knows that we see it on your face. I just did like two hours ago. We see the shit on your face.
Why are you in the burp? Why are you trying to hurt my friend? Just to piss you off. I just talked to God. I got off the phone with him. He said fuck Chris
to all of you which in Japan, so you're No, no, no, no, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry Who's trying to hurt your friend now with those tears? That guy is, that guy is, both of those, look at his How are you going to answer my question, that guy? Like, you're not answering my question Just die in the middle Do you know who you're talking to, bird lady?
That weirdo in the middle, that weirdo sicko in the middle That weirdo sicko. You know who he is. Everybody knows who he is. We all see who he is. He's putting a big ol' shiny fucking thing. He's shining his fucking thing. I bet your cat is fucking around too. Dude, your head is as big as a boulder. Everybody can see from a mile fucking away. We all know who you are. Is it too big for my body?
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The following are edited highlights of an argument between betas kiddies and flirty diamond on psyche awakens panel This video just edits out the extra parts and the unwatchable parts Full videos will be put on rumble
I got you fucking crying saying Vita. I fucking relive. I am like fucking sad. I should have fucking never did cocaine again
You want me to do that? Nobody wants raging semen we have better options even good times looks better than You like it, okay, we'll take I'm not in a she-mails. I don't even want you. I never asked you to unmount him you came up here and you're like no matter money
You know, he never said that to me, and I even asked him directly if he said no. All right, Discord messages have been audio recorded because you might have deleted shit, but it's already fucking audio recorded. That's fine. You know, if you go on Discord, yes, I use their agreement. It says anything you do on here, you can be recorded. And can I please talk to my friends? Yeah, we learned that before.
Between flirty diamond and I and I fucking save them because I know she's fucking good or he will go deletion. Okay It's sexy. All I said to you was like, is there something wrong? Oh, we I thought we were friends like did I do something wrong? And you're like, you're like, oh, you know what you said is because you fuck with salmon. You I did it I have the audio I can play it. Yes. You're like
Yeah, it was because of that amount of your fucking ratchet as whole. You did that. I played the game myself, you dumb bitch. I did it yesterday. You were fucking there. You don't remember. You don't remember nothing, you dumb bitch. You start to fucking do stuff. That's where you fucking went wrong. And I said, again, I don't care. You can have Rachel Seaman as your fucking mom. when you try to take us the thank you channel down I said listen just come on the panel have a
conversation you can manage it better you don't have to be like and I you're talking about the safety program uh thank you can you can you can you put the parent backstage for a moment I gotta ask you a shout out whoever donated thank you put the parent backstage for a moment please
Yeah, yeah, this is why I know psyche smart. He knew who the parrot was. Okay, trivia question. So, so did she ever fucking come after your channel and fucking, did she strike your channel or not? She, she, uh, she did flag some content and the channel was not struck. That's a good front for you, right? Meanwhile, she was on the panel entertaining it the whole time, and then she decided to strike you the next day.
and i said i told her i said you can talk to him on the panel tell him how to manage it better you don't have to flag him that's all i fucking said to this fucking bitch
she gets so butt hurt she comes after people's channels she goes after like people that she actually thinks i give a fuck about reaching b-man or like michael linguine you did the same thing to tracy she was on a phone with fucking michael for fucking six hours tracy and ajo is sweetheart Yeah, we saw the DMs, yes she was. She said she saw him dick, he saw her dick. It was crazy, guys.
Is that Michael's dick? Have you heard that? Week three had to come to Baltimore for Monday night football. OK. Yeah, this is crazy. Everybody has their own. Poor fucking Josh Schiffley is her boyfriend. Everybody is her man. Joker was married to her. She's like, everybody wants to be with me. And guess what? Nobody wants to be with you. Because you have a whole lot of dick involved. You have a whole lot of dick involved.
Yeah, but you're so fucking stupid and you love people watching you have freak-offs backstage That's why everyone's seen your fucking pussy already backstage during your freak-offs because you love getting watched you love You know what you sell your whole body for a hundred on the fucking blade It's your nasty ass I'd rather be a whore than be a fucking slut. They might give you a Zeta, you bitch. You dummy. When I was your fucking age, I was getting an education.
We got fucking chicken cakes up here. She's like, wiser than you. You fucking think our age, we were walking around the street wanting a neon fucking fluorescent, fucking green fucking spandex? Shut up, bitch. We couldn't hear that. We couldn't make money like you without a date. Get the fuck out of here. Go get a fucking job, get an education.
So your job is fucking selling your body
Your script that you're gay that you like raging demon, I mean, I'm sorry for the demon you like dick that was your script good job I'm gonna give you that you want to get you want to get you want to get our team you long gone you want to get raging steamer i like literally talk to somebody for a month and then somebody that i toss in the garbage is
being picked up by a fucking rat or a street walker with a dick i'm so jealous
He's just a show in a different form he fucking recorded me like snoring and I only had one
Okay, you guys want to see something really good I'll show you what I've already said about raging human She says she was sucking his asshole last night until he came he came in her face. Yeah, I'll show that liar They were just trying to say that fucking I eat him out when I never said that dumb bitch
like you're not showing any new receipts this will show you messages by the way it was yesterday i showed the messages myself yesterday you don't show it i showed the messages it's messages i don't you act like that's an insult that i produce breast milk like okay you don't you don't you don't i do look at my twitter look at my twitter i don't want to hear me look at your twitter i have it on my twitter for free i don't want to see it oh my god a man producing breast milk
Turn Well estrogen isn't what makes a woman a woman that's a vagina
Moshe asked in the chat said white is right. I thought you should be deported, you know If you don't have a job you're a criminal you're a criminal i'm not doing anything illegal yeah you're absolutely criminal in uh state of california there is no like go to the bunny ranch
sort of let's say what you're doing is no i'm not doing nothing illegal yeah you're not paying your taxes you should be deported you're a criminal you should be deported best i pay my taxes you walked away for yeah all right where is it fucking legal for you to do what you do literally look at the senate bill like every time you know what i'm smarter than you you know i'm wider than you
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You know nothing about Senegal, you know nothing about Senegal, you stupid b-tard. You're a criminal. You're a criminal, you sell your body and they don't pay you back. You're a criminal. There ain't no fucking 1099 for your life prostitution in California. You're a criminal. I have a dick. You're a criminal, dick prostitution.
Like, are you retarded? You don't even know what fucking Gavin is on pass fucking two years ago. Oh my god, are you retarded? Oh my god. He's jelly. You've been on the panel a little bit but you're too short or too late. It's a fuck out of here. Anybody can talk about me saying I'm like, I'm going to be, I'm going to be on the plane. You said no, shut your fucking mouth. Okay, let's make a point. We need to make a point.
Can you put the parent bird brain backstage? No, no. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up.
Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. I'm not being racist. I wasn't being racist. I said she's a criminal. What are you going to strike like a shadow? What are you going to strike again? Are you going to strike again? Does nobody agree with you?
Are you gonna go straight to the channel because you actually lost a lot of money. You can't be picking and choosing. I understand that you like to pick and choose. What do you have to stop? How does that shit cycle? I'm flopping around everywhere, bitch, but you can't pick and choose. That was the shit. I said you shouldn't do that. What the fuck did I say? I was saying, I was saying, like, I like, I can't open the contract. I'm always open to the world. I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm always open to the world. I don't talk about people's family. I don't go fucking low.
I don't say shit. people on your fucking stupid chat. So I've always been there. Don't say the bitch. What the fuck did I say? like you know what are you going to do flirty when people agree with you you better not fucking touch my fucking friend's channel you tell her if you're here for in power okay 10 more seconds
10 more seconds I mean 10 more seconds 10 more seconds 10 more seconds 10 more seconds like learn to fund a bill here in California I want to say something she makes she sounds like Yeah, can second second second
You fuck with my fucking channel like or my friend's channel psyche. Guess what? We're so fucking significant. We can build that shit up So fucking fast, but what are you going to do flirty diamond? Don't you ever ever ever get so fucking butt hurt and you're asking so much on fire that you're going to throw in psyche channel My channel or anybody else's channel That was done. Did she try to strike you beat us?
I don't get the information about that from YouTube all the time, I don't know she said she did
You're doing it right now, you're scared, you're fearing her or him, whatever it is. I'm not afraid of just annoying because it's like you just see bringing my name up again and it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like Is it worth it because you think I'm a nice person?
I would never do that. No, I wouldn't. But do you know what I can do? Thank you. The amount of karma and energy that I have, what goes around comes around. I would never strike your fucking channel, but this fucking dumptard dead. He didn't get strike. You didn't get strike. You fired that. You fired that. He didn't get strike. You know what? You know what I do? As soon as I enter, I press the fucking like button. You fucking ratchet ass hook. You don't even know if I do that, bitch.
You don't know if I press a like button or not. And I fucked my knee over to your daddy. I didn't, juicy. to your uncle. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to talk about her family talk. Do you want to fucking let her on here? No. Hold on. Hold on. So no family talk. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I would never do what she did. You're a gentleman. Am I or the one? Was it you? Just a woman. But you're crying about what she did. You're very lucky that I'm a really nice person and I don't expose personal talks that we had. Are you fucking crying about shit? You know when you talk about that kind of shit? I know about your abuse. You said you were abused. You sit on the panel and I've never been abused. Nobody touched me, okay?
All right? The only person that touched me was the people that loved me. Nobody's case was it? My body is sacred. I thought something different on case stream about that, Yours is trash. but it wasn't.
It was a mod in the land of tarot dreams Willed in the ranch like a sword in the stream
Emma Leviathan, demon, queen, divine Read the cards, stole my soul and crossed the line
of the dawn where the climbs begun words like pillars fire in my hands I build the temple on shifting sand
Talking about this.
Talking about biscuits like she did the work.
is tight if you show up wild you're gone by night tarot cards cut don't test the flame get booted fast we remember your name
You're so stupid.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, did you get blocked? Did you get blocked by her? I don't know. I don't get the information about that from YouTube all the time. Did she block you? I don't know. She said she did.
Energy that I have what goes around comes around. I would never strike your fucking channel, but this fucking
You know what I do as soon as I enter I press the fucking like button you fucking ratchet ass
I'm sorry, I'm just trying
and everything is full for him and himself and everybody around him got nobody
Bullshit Douglas weirdos nigga. All them Douglas is weirdos, nigga. I don't think it's being weirdos over there, nigga. Like, ooh. Don't give a fuck, nigga. You watch CyRex, not me. F to it. You could say anybody else. You could say, you know, Sam has an angry, uh, angry dad or something else. You have to put racks for, for some reason. So why do I have to, why do I have to voice the words the way you want them?
That's weirdo shit to me, but you come from a weirdo, you come from the jugglers, you come from the jugglers, so they weirdos already. So I want to, uh, I want to bring that up to hand. Okay, that's great that because I was I'm on us. Well, no, don't go weirdos. There's a whole bunch of weirdos. Like, you try to, like, ask questions, try to, like, I'm on some low cow shit. Nigga, you the slowest nigga in here, nigga.
Like I said, me telling you, don't take a hot shot, nigga. I'm giving you the health advice, nigga. If I was you, I would not only neck in Minecraft, but also in Fortnite. Oh, so you do watch me? Because I'm the one to be saying Minecraft. Do you really think you originated the term Minecraft? That's a game of terminology. And Minecraft? Oh, that's me. That's all me. And Minecraft, that's all me. Oh, you did it? No, I didn't say it.
Oh. And Minecraft, when they did the trolling in Aurore and I in Minecraft? Okay. I'm going to go say that. Yes. Wow. Is this man really trying to own fucking? No, you did it. No, you're not. I didn't do it. I didn't say that. I know. I said, you've been watching. You've been watching. I've got to copyright it next time, I've got to copyright it next time.
In Minecraft, refers to a catchphrase spoken as a way to qualify a statement as not relating to the real world. This is similar to saying, hypothetically, in that it removes the realm of real world possibility from the example, while still being grounded in reality. The phrase is often said as an afterthought when someone types out a controversial or alarming message, then realizes how questionable that sounds and adds in Minecraft to the end.
Origin. The origin of the meme is not exactly known, but seems to have originated with posts on the poll board of 4chan, probably sometime in early 2018. On June 19th, 2018, an anonymous user on poll replied to a thread with a comment using the phrase in Minecraft, of course,
Good God, this is going on, I'm going on, life for a life, what a true song, what a vibe, that nigga dig, one in the heat, running for the fees, I can't play no fucking plays, I can't run from niggas, nah, like I got no leaves.
Let me minecraft around for a long time. No, no, no when I say I'm gonna do something up Mike relax When I say I'm gonna do something and minecraft. These wasn't jacking in like that. Come on, Mike They've been saying that I to to go neck and minecraft What are you fucking talking about? That's been being said for years. Well, I should have covered right I got you. I got you
I don't hate you. I don't know you Doesn't mean I don't still think you don't act like Cyrax. You can call me all out. You can know you said I'm Cyrax You didn't say I act like sorry Sam you call me Cyrax nigga. You call me that okay all correction your Sam racks. Mm-hmm. Thank you
Yes, nah, I don't don't try to take that. That's my term. I'm copyrighting it right now in this chat. Nobody nobody sorry Nobody covered Cyrax. Nobody covered Cyrax. You watch Cyrax with Big T. You watch you used to watch you used to say you watch it You watch Cyrax nigga. You call people Cyrax nigga. I won't put that jacket on you I won't talk about your dad.
Mike go back to prison so maybe you could get free methadone, so you don't have to pay for it. You got you got Medicaid not Medicaid got Medicaid I mean, Sandman says he's not mad, but I mean, actions will kind of say otherwise, and me and Arthur were able to find a common ground much quicker, and you know what it is? I figured it out. It's because Arthur has an IQ higher than 43.
You are a 43. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, I'm slowking. Mike, Mike, Mike, I'm slowking, Papa. But yet, you gotta go low. You gotta put jackets. You gotta disrespect me and go low. But I don't have to do that to you, Mr. Hot Shot himself. I'm just calling you a 43 going low. OK, don't worry about it, nigga. Just remember, I'll go repay this shit. I'm not gonna tag you, I'm gonna tag your channel too. That's what I said, I want your channel so I can tag you.
Yo, play it for the next month. No, next month, you're not even that worth it, nigga. Keep it on. I'd rather run your locale Big T to the ground than you. All right. How was she my locale? Like, you know, how about, like, you know, earlier I was, people were like, what about your connection to Zaya? And there's in these grooming things like what do you got? What's my connection? What's my connection Mike? He like
Oh watch out for the witch hunt number ten watch out for the witch hunt look look Yeah, let's go
River let's see if you float I'll float You don't float. Your kind don't float. Quit lying. I'll float, papa. He's floating. Sloking does know how to serve. Where do you float on your back?
You told me. I'll float, papa. That's why, wasn't it? You like that one? Like, go ahead. Finish the witch hunt. Come on, I'm ready. I'm just trying to make him span, buddy. Get nice and clean. You good, G6? I'm ready.
He barely know me. And then you want to address me. You call me slow, you call me all types of shit. When you ever even used that Cyrax name with me, there's no, we know- Yeah, but he's speaking to someone to associate it to. He's not around- No, no, no, no. Yeah, but he said, he stopped watching Cyrax, right? So why would he even, that come up? Numps, you do you.
And then not only that, I'm smoking on your mom pack. If you haven't been watching me, why would you say that out of the blue? But you've been watching me. I remember President Mike with Big T. He's the only one that used to take Big T's link, talk about his fucking drug shit, recovery, all that bullshit. I never covered Cyrax. Never covered Cyrax.
Never, Barry. Never.
All right, you should be good now I'm tired of fucking saying man fucking bitching and crying about the same shit for fucking two years Like this motherfucker goes on and on and on and on He gets mad at beta for doing the same Oh, can I can I give you a intro for that nigga sir? The question Why do you make fun of people who are on maintenance drugs for addiction like methadone?
But you find it okay to brag about drinking weed Who? You. I heard. I'm just saying, these are people, these are people judging me though. When he went towards, I'm smoking my mom pack, it's all right, I can talk about his methadone use, right or wrong. In the juggler community, he comes from a weirdo community. Shut up.
Ah! It's like we're face on Cyrax. You see? Now you love it and that's what I'm saying. Ah
Man, who's buddy buddy with Jimmy, I'm waiting Who's buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy with Jimmy, okay, so you sure Okay, you don't get a man about the dumbness shit You can get mad about you can get mad when people bring up certain shit
You don't want to see in a chat, but I can't get mad when people associate that fucking weirdo with money I don't have a right to get mad and rage out can't be you rage at all the time. Patriot, right?
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Hello?
Mr. Big Pipes
Mr.. Big Pipes there. Yo, can you hear me dude? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what's up?
Shit
I'm here dude
I don't know, dude. Can you hear me? Yeah? Do you hear me? Yeah, I got you. You're still echoing? Fuck. I am.
Echo!
I think I have your shit. I have your shit turned down so low, you shouldn't be echoing. Well, you can't turn down my shit. Whoa, I do hear that echo, dude. I do hear that echo. What the fuck?
Oh, where'd he go?
He left me all alone. That actually works out better.
Hey, what's up? Hi, how are you? Yeah, I think that guy's gone. Did anyone hear anything? Oh, hold on. Let me put echo cancellation on. Hold on.
Audio. All right, echo cancellation on. We're good. Check.
What's up, Brother Psyche?
Check one two you're muted dude
You're muted check one two let's chill dude Can I unmute you psyche
I heard something but you're still muted like your thing says muted, dude
Yo
Mr. Big Pipes in the house mr. Big pipes in the house mr. Big pipes in the house
Oh, yeah, I sound good what's up
I was trying to chill dude, let's see what's going on.
Yeah, I mean that's me.
You don't really have to like post that dude.
I mean that was more meant for like private. Stuff I got I mean, I don't want all these people to know and I have a giant penis dude like
It's like when they showed Hunter Biden's giant cock to Congress it's like Not everyone needs to see my giant penis dude
Hit kitty cat
Welcome to the madness
It's 9 p.m. Lights up Mike's hot chaos in the stream be to calling in slurring words starting up a scene talking all that trash Then she flips rage queen mad at me girl Please this show runs on caffeine socks twisted laughing loud whiskey in his veins slurged flying left and right We cut the feed no shame, but the chats on fire can't tame this flame
This ain't your mama's podcast this a runaway Welcome to the madness buckle up tight boops flashing on cam chat losing their minds Michael getting gonged Alex taking flight. It's wild. It's wrong
in the chat but she ain't got time for a dude like that diamond flirting hard let the girls react it's a freak show party no filter all facts yo yo michael drops a line gone not tonight alex tried to joke boom sent into the night panel looking sideways someone's gotta fight
producers on mute praying this don't spike diamonds feeling spicy shirts slipping down
We pretend to play one hand on the mute of the letting it spray. It's a circus a riot a beautiful mess one
Welcome to the-
in the stream be to calling in slurring
Spirits rise, welcome to the madness where the tarot flies. Psyche awakens, tune in tight, panels get wild like Friday night, cards on fire, drama ignite, crystals flying, she's taking flight, Nixon costume eyes are red, bong in hand and nothing said, till he drops a quote, half baked and weird, then laughs like a wizard with a twisted beard.
It's like Awakens, uncontrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hey buddy, what's up? Dude, you're not supposed to show those pictures of my freaking giant penis, dude.
It's pretty
Christine always finds the joke Arthur's ghost in a digital haze Electric smile lighting up the maze Open panel, nothing's ever planned Just hearts on sleeves and raised hands It's a circus, it's a prayer
I
turn on shielded whatcha doin psyche dude you got me turned on solo with the frick just put me on automatic
are we chillin or what man like
Two times streamer of the month, but
I'm waiting here for me psyche
Hello chat, Mr. Bigpipes, trying to chill here.
Play the banjo and stuff.
It's 4.37
What? I'll play along
Sure, here's a funny, cute and loving song about Bita The host of Beat Ask Kitties with a mix of sweetness, laughter and curring kitties Think acoustic, ukulele, or soft indie pop vibe Thank you, Bita
You're a Persian queen on screen with cats. You're living the dream Mickey and Muhammad at your side You laugh so loud the stars collide your host beat as kiddies It's a wild ride with eyeliner sharp and a heart so wide you tell the truth You never lie even when your cats knock down the Wi-Fi
You're so loyal, funny, crazy and sweet Like a TikTok cat with tiny feet Thank you, Beta, for being you Even when Mohammed steals your shoe She's got sass, and she's got style And she can make a troll cry
black persian grace, and a kitty filter on her face Vita's heart is full of gold, she'll keep you warm when the world is cold And when she laughs, oh man, you'll see it's like a rainbow with extra glee Mickey's meowing in the background beat, Muhammad's knocking down stuff with his feet But Vita just giggles and sings along, like she's starring in her dream
my song it's cheesy but true written with cat hair and love for you
You said write a funny cute lovin song Oh that'll be tough She is the host of Beat is Kitty She is a beautiful Persian woman She is Oh fu-
Yo psyche, there it is
I was a moth, I was a moth in the land
Baked and weird, then laughs like a wizard with a twisted beard This ain't your grandma's terrorist show Where the cards fall fast and the weirdness flows We stir the pot, we break the mold It's psych, awakens, uncontrolled Eldos drive in C.B. Blair And truck stop wisdom always there And he calls in loud, kicks up the mess Starts a feud in the comments, non-stop stress
Sponky jumps in with a wink and a bun Sharp l-
the heat with sarcasm glee down in the dark where the mole rats creep many mans and sings them right to sleep he howls to the moon with the bluesy sting tarot cards dance and the spirits sing
jokers here with a smirk so sly draws page's face with a sparkle eye flirts like crazy page just grins The dice and the chaos begins Crystal buzzes from 30,000 feet Droppin' hot takes, can't be beat One minute's in, next minute war Drops a truth bomb, then ask for more Buckle up, it's a tarot rock
And tarot, where the vibes are wild and the rules They're simple, but y'all can't seem to follow them So here's a little song to make it real clear No hate speech, don't test that line Don't care if it's soft day to hard our time You say it, you're gone, don't play confused This ain't that show, we don't make those moves
No slander, yeah I said what I said You toss more fake dirt than a- Maybe we got nothing on this chat, false accusations, man, cut that crap! Behave yourself, it ain't that hard, put your chaos on a leash in the backyard, no ducks and no diss, no karaoke kings.
If you break the rules, you get the spanking, yes, I think he's got the paddle, and he ain't afraid to swing, so bow to the vibe, and don't do dumb. Why's your avatar somebody's face real names real pics this ain't your place Posting addresses like it's Halloween you better send pizza with that scheme no nudity
We beg and plead Aldi no one wants your balls on screen flirty diamonds stop the solo act Those melted kisses ain't bringing sexy back
dumb things This ain't your bathroom concert tour This ain't your only fans preview This is Psyche Awakens A sacred space where trolls come to die and souls come to shine I don't come to your house and poop on the table So don't come to mine and drop a deuce on my panel Respect the hosts, respect the guests
or get digitally dragged publicly blessed amen
and time began.
Surely Quick tip that would bitch a lot of French kids, but she Asian
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No, I'm saying I just didn't want to be rude and smoke weed on your panel. Do you mind if I do a little weed on your panel?
Thank you psych I'll turn my camera on Kim's here say hi to psych Kim he can see it
Tatted on my wrist
Chris Murray is scared as a couch. Chris Murray, are you here? I was saying, I just didn't want to be rude and smoke weed on your panel. Do you mind if I do a little weed on your panel? Yeah, why so much traffic? All right, thank you, psych. I'll turn my camera on. Kim's here. Say hi to psych, Kim. You can see it. How are you doing? How are you? All right, that's good.
Are you going to talk for any time now? Can I tell you one thing, Psych? Can I tell you one thing, I like him, but see how she's eating, see like he has a plate right in front of her. She'll leave that fucking plate, she has ketchup on the plate now. Let me talk to my best friend Psych. She'll leave that fucking ketchup. See how there's ketchup.
Believe that fucking plate in the sink I
You could be my best fucking friends, but I'm not washing your fucking dishes
Yeah, look at her eating it up look at her eating it up ain't she she's enjoying it ain't she You guys, you guys kind of look at twins a little bit.
No, it's like you pieces. You're with the red hair. Same. Same thing. Here, get next to me. Come here. Come here. Let's see if we're twins.
That's like a brother to me You want it back? Oh
As she eats every kangaroo that I own, like, are you gonna be $8? I'm a little bit of rice, yeah. Yeah, she was me fucking $10.
Joe loves men for real, for real. Thank you, clumsy. You would know, clumsy. And even if I did love men, I would love clumsy. I would love every other man but clumsy. Cuz I don't love assholes. I don't love fucking niers. I don't love niers clumsy. I don't love fake fakes
To things that were pretty cool and that was it the $30 the person to go
It's about the same cigarettes I was charged. Hi, how are you?
Firecrackers like crazy right now Even though it's been kind of quiet tonight heard a little bit, but during this week all I can look forward to
The foot that Night early morning thoughts
Suckie you're one of a kind man Definitely, I think this is one of the more this is one of the more unique tarot shows on YouTube definitely I know there's a lot of great great tarot shows, but I think this is one of the more unique ones It's just a guy for the kind of show I wanted to so it's got very different flavor. It's like yeah unique
you. You're about to hit 2,000 pretty quick, man. Yeah, I'm getting there. I'm getting there. Pretty exciting. I'm just like, I've had quite a month. Well, last month was quite a month where I got monetized last month. And I hit, you know, I said, Oh, maybe by April, I'll hit like 3,000
Congratulations. Are you okay, the loser? What's wrong, loser? Yeah, I just... I don't know. G.G. Allen, yeah. I look at G.G. Allen on a documentary called All in the Family. It's pretty interesting if you check out the G.G. Allen documentary. No, that was Todd Phillips' first movie, the documentary on G.G. Allen, the director. He did that in college. Wow. Todd Phillips, the director. Hangover, Joker.
Oh, yeah. Wow. I was his first movie director I'm looking for a lighter. Where's my lighter? I Never lose lighters because like I just am usually by myself But then as soon as I go anywhere around any people that smoke around my certain friends I'm like
Guaranteed to not come home with a lighter. It drives me nuts or just oh, yeah my later and only have one and live Yeah So always feel my lighter man I can't use the stove or the toaster either because you smoke a pipe, right? Yeah, oh yeah, now I'm down down to the butts of these cigars though. I'm using my little corn cob pipe now.
So I just want like 60 seconds every time so I've been waiting to do this right I guarantee you first of all page I can get you to say all in about 10 seconds from now but I've been waiting. Yeah, I've been waiting a long time to do this because I didn't know how to unveil them. So, one thing I associate this channel with the cats right then.
well Alex and I go back we're back and before he was I was telling him to shut up because he was like show your cat show your cat bro show your cat and I was like wait I'm doing it another time would be to do remember that before psyche when I was like I got players and I was like what the fuck you talking about play so I was just gonna say fuck it because I love Broly so much so do you know what a Neva masquerade is that's a type of cat
NEVA, NEVA, masquerade, like masquerade. Oh, I'm going to have to... I haven't heard of that cat. She sounds fancy as fuck. It is. She's bougie as hell. It's tough to get. But so like on the first day, right, this is Burley on the first day. We got him. Oh. What'd you say, baby? There you go.
He was right. You guys know me too well. You know me too well. The thing that gets serotonin gets released in your head that makes you happy. The whole life if you don't and that bridge night activity that briefs nightivity. You'll see that night Entitlement good and thank you. Yes, that's exactly it entitlement and nativity and it's like you just
You don't learn anything if you don't go through anything. You have to try That's right. Hey, bro, I really like, you know, you were talking about the car before because I've actually, I have a quote, like my own quote, and I like to use comparisons and analogies, right? So I heard you say wisdom, right? So my big three things with Buddhism and Omnism is
knowledge, wisdom, and enlightenment, right? Because that's what I see. So when you said the gas, right, you said a gas that goes into a car. Yeah, that's what keeps it running. So this is, On the recorder, please. But, but, but, but, but, speak, but, you're a woman, go ahead, speak over men, go ahead, let's do it.
I just gave you many different reasons why you can survive without money. If you were in an island where there's nothing else, you would have to do fishing, eat fucking, you know, pick stuff, like, you know, whatever. If you're homeless, do you feel- Is that the way you wanna live though? Homeless, homeless people don't pay for electricity. Do you wanna, listen, Beto, do you wanna live that way? You wanna live in a tent?
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Some people need money to have a good life some people sell everything
What they want to me and has much more value. It is harder to find and it's purest form It is harder to lose and it's harder to keep and it doesn't come around just as easy as money does I mean there's different things that people have value to not always just you can lose everything And in one day with money, you know, like you can burn your whole house down if you're not insured and especially where I live
But I'm talking about people he's saying you cannot survive without money and in like you know if you have a home or whatever I know but yeah if you are living in nature you can I just give you three examples imagine you were... you still haven't even answered my question how do you pay your electric bill Bita? how do you pay your electric bill Bita? I have to have money
to pay my bills... how do you... how do you take... Bob say what do you use to pay your electric bill? no homeless people have electric bills see you don't want to mention it you don't want to mention it
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If y'all want to live in the woods Objective she named objective facts to your question, bro How can you like you knew you when you know that right bro? Like I don't I'm trying not to chime in here because I know you're gonna take it personal But you realize that right like she answered your question objectively and then you countered subjectively and said like this is what interests me do you really
believe that or are you just trolling because if you're just trolling that's cool i respect it but if you really think that bro you're creating an open of reality to survive that's why money's the boot of all evil that's not the question why don't you think why don't you think why don't you If you're trolling no, Mike, I'll give you respect. But if you really believe what you're saying
about this argument, she's answered your question countless times, and then she's pointed out and changed it to a subjective view. And you- She'll answer questions, my bro. Do you really believe that though, bro? Like just a whole time. It's the money, the root of all evil. I don't care anymore, Mike. Do you really believe that? Why are you so obsessed with it if it's the root of all evil?
Because he wants other people's money. He's greedy. That's why I take your money Answered your question, but then explain to you that you're changing the topic and changing the question And you're just avoiding that and I just want to know do you realize that or not because Like you got to listen to this
Wow, I just I can't say anymore. It's a logic. It's a logical now Like I mean you were looking up at this guy Mike. I'm telling you it's blue and you're telling me no It's not like how do you know like that's now the sky's gray right now. That's what I mean though Like I'm showing you proof. She gave you proof and you're just denying it and saying oh forget it That's not what I asked you and okay. What did she say that was proof?
like this was your question you were listening all the time I was not only was I listening I went back 20 minutes with you listen I got no beef with you but go ahead tell me what she should be no beef at all between either one of us at all
I'm pointing out something you're asking your one question right now you're That's not what anything that though. See that's your alternate reality. We were having a really good time. That's an excuse though, you realize that. Before Vita got on here.
You don't have to leave. No, I know I don't have to, but if it fits me, I'll move away from you. If you leave, you're a coward. If you know what would be white knighting, no page, if I backed him right now, that would be white knighting.
Holy fuck. It's amazing though. I'm so interested like in if he really because if he's trolling that's cool They I respect it, you know, but I think he really does believe that you didn't answer his question Like do you think so too? Like he actually thinks that you answered it so many times
I know that's why I'm trying to ask like a opinion because you made you answered his question a thousand times Yes, she did first one's by awesome And my favorite author of all time Tom wool college is that they were they had to break up and She had she got a lot of like that and then
Once and you can still a lot of people love that show. Yeah, he explained like the physical comedy I watched an interview with No, unless you're nine. So you're meant to do big things. So I believe in you. Well, yeah, the Capricorn, I do it step by step. I did it step by step too. Like I went up the mountain like just slowly up the mountain and I was like,
I always knew I was like, if I start this, I'll be successful because I'll like see it through. When I met you, I was just like, who's this random weirdo like me? Like, you know, you were just like, no, nobody, you know, and that's why I was like, But I, you know, I didn't come on this panel very much and then just all the sudden boom you just like overnight I was like, holy shit. He did it. I was like in shock
Hey psyche, do you want to know the quote that somebody told me?
I'll give you the exact quote they said yo school go fuck with this guy
That was the exact quote, go fuck with this guy Saiki, he's a good shit, he's a good shit, go fuck with this guy, he's a good shit. You know who said that, right? I can't go. You know who said that you gotta be able to guess. Yeah, of course. That's why I gave you it. She makes me want to climb my roof, but I can't. Oh, yes I will.
Oh, my neighbor's going to be like, I'm crazy. I'm like a term internet friend that's hilarious. No, the joke was that people on the internet you'll never see. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to dox you forever because that's internet. Yes. This way.
That was great, bro. This is the only community that I'm a part of that this is ever. We have two hot girls on the chat now, two hot girls. That's nothing, bro. You heard what I said before. I don't know. But when I came here for the first time after Alex told me, I get here and it's me and him and for just hot chicks surrounding him.
I have a bear. Am I dreaming? Is this in Utopia? Is this in Utopia? I just fuck it real good. Let's pick it right here in my gooch. Okay, you guys usually have the hoes. What the fuck is going on? I'm a fucking man, and I'm a lady in the street, but a dude in the sheets. I swear to God. I swear to God. That's absolutely profane and not ladylike whatsoever. She sounds like Kesha. She sounds like Kesha.
Kesha's a fucking cunt-ass. Oh, sorry. I didn't say that you are her. I just said you sound like her. I'm sorry you're monetized. Kesha is not. I don't like that. I just said you sound like her. It's like her song. That's all. Kesha, I want to be repeated, even, Kesha. Look. Hiddie would be Keshia wrote, Keshia wrote his songs though.
You should have that blonde chick that's like, wake up in the morning and she's just like, stupid. I mean, I'm a drunk. Yeah. That's her first CD. That's right. Brown hair. That's her first CD. That's a little poppy, right? You're talking about that poppy CD. I don't like it at all. but you read the if you ever listen to the shit after it she's the fucking luri bro she's a punk rock
chick she writes a lot of music for stars that you wouldn't realize she writes a lot of music for stars Well, you know, Louis C.K. writes a lot of comedy for people, too. Oh, he was perfect. I love Louis C.K. What is it? Lucky Louis? Lucky Louis.
You know, he wrote fucking, uh, what is it, uh, what's that fucking stupid movie it's about?
He's really smart and he's hilarious, dude. I love that like that like a magic Mike Mike bit. He does My favorite my favorite joke from it was what he was doing the series and he was with his wife at the bank She's like we're broke. He goes. No, we're not broke. I have to give the bank 12 cents to be broke
I love him. He Louis CK. He just fucking he just is like a regular dude, just literally just talking. And even when he had that jerk off, fucking like incident, he's not like no comedians. He come out and talked about it. He's like, well, I like to jerk off in front of people. Like that was so real to me. I really respect him for that.
Like he's somebody who made a lot of money and he's say true to himself. Who the, that's not, one or the other. For me personally, I can't have both and I envy people that have both because I don't understand how the youth first works in that way Yeah, either money or spirituality. How do you do both without losing one?
So I guess in the sense, it's like my my payment my buckets are filled when I have fulfilled someone else's What I've helped someone else. I guess I'm too selfish I'm not gonna say fulfilled someone else's desire. Is that the word you were looking for like it?
Is that what I believe that I believe that is true, but see I'm a selfish motherfucker I can't I can't help it. I can't help it. I'm lazy. I need to be more selfish, but that's That's all no, that's awesome page because I have a friend. She always
The giver I'm not a giver. I'm a fucking if I win money, it's mine and then I lose something else, you know, like So I envy people that and then I also get scared when I get, you know close to someone
And he's not being like that are staying for real because like I'm up here and I know that I'm crazy. I would totally come over his little smush in the earth if I jumped from here.
I have to get down from here, so I'm gonna shut my mouth for a sec. Should I be quiet too? Who was that? Fucking granddaddy.
I like watching his mannerism I want to ask him though, if his problem, I want to remind him that his problem is with Mike, not Psychic, so I want to see if he fucking drops that.
OK, all right, Zara, Zara, Zara, I'll calm down and do that again. Do it again, Zara. Do it again. All right, I'm going to demote. You didn't turn the camera off with this motherfucker. If this was Mike's final turn, I could see him. You can call me a motherfucker all you want, because I'm definitely a motherfucker. Should I just have the camera on because I just wait for him to come out? You sell a bit? Yeah, I can't.
Yeah, I'm out. And what the fuck is happening? Why, for what? Why, for what? No, because I uh, I'm not dating right now. Oh
Yeah, I'm so interested on this guy Yo Mike, what do you think you went to the bedroom? What do you think he went inside and went to the bathroom with this guy? What do you think he left for? No, he went in the back patio because I got him buttered. You did trigger him? I saw it in his... I know, I could tell you. But I was wondering... Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
There he goes, he's coming back, there you go. Wraped my whole side. I like that beard. Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah, he does have a cool beard. He's got a cool beard. I can grow a mustache. I'm cool. I can't hear you here. I can't hear you, bro. I can't hear you. Yeah, you can't. Can't hear you, man. Fuckin' average. I'm a coward. Dude, I can't hear you. Dude, I can't hear you. Dude, I can't hear you. Dude, I can't hear you. Dude, I can't hear you.
Dude, I can't hear you. Dude, I can't hear you. Dude, I can't hear you.
same right thing right now. Anyways, Zahra, thank you, thank you for, thank you for showing me that beautiful ass of yours. You two are the only ones talking right now. I can't hear the one of you. You can see the pit I produce. That's a lot. Oh, God, no, I'm not going to talk to you all of them. Wife in it, wife in it, wife in it, wife in it. You don't even get that peanut butter poop. Is he leaving? No, no, no, no, Zahra, come on now.
page that was cool that author that he uh no is our uh i don't want to see nothing about me i need that dollar store brand now i've i've run through that shit like it's nobody business what's it told me about hey go go go cry in the patio again go find your backyard business You're antagonizing them. Why? Yeah, that's why he's drinking
It's like I can't hear you buddy
I'm used to being on my channel. You right? I can't hear anything. Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. Forgive me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm I'm any I'm not even said what you're talking about. So yeah, there's no no bathroom Listen, see the thing is I'm gonna speak over this guy because he's like nothing to me, you know
Go shave your beard go lose like 200 pounds
Shave your beard and talk and talk Michael Michael can you stop antagonizing the guest like so I know it's not about arguing I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm done. I'm done. Did you, you know, it's like a good shit. Did you, uh, did you, uh, did you take him out to Buddha? She was like, I'm just here. What do you mean? Good job. Excellent job. I'm proud of you. You know, and Jesus was there. I had, I had, I had several times. That was a big step. I know I sound like I'm doing, I'm doing in you, but I'm not.
That was really, that was good. That was the right decision. I was trying not to intervene. That was true. I mean, I think I can only add to make time before it's like an attack on me and it's not We're explaining to you yesterday and that's what I was trying to and you know, it's your choices But that was the right move man. You asked him nicely seven times. That was that was the seventh time
Yeah, I can only think so much because I don't care what they I don't even know that they're probably
Good job. And Paige, you were awesome too, Paige. You know what you did before? When he came up and was like trolling a little bit, you totally flipped the script. And he didn't know what to say back to you. And he actually gave you a genuine answer. That was like a perfect example. It's called Everyone Should Be Included and it's also 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Insert new idea because, ecologically, your brain has to redirect itself. but it's the way somebody delivers it you delivered it perfectly like you and I have that in common like you know like um you know like uh uh what's it called a um arbitrator right an arbitrator that's that you do good arbitrator
I mean, I'm only gonna show my dick on the
Bina is like 20 years. No, oh you gotta cry. He's got
I like page and I like a tiger butterfly
Fly is authentic as fuck. I don't get what he's real and I like I like I love Bina because I love arguing
The whole time this guy, Michael, has been talking shit about you, Zara, but he has a fucking... That's okay. He's loud. He can talk shit. That's okay. Mike, why is everybody going to be hitting on you the whole time? Listen, I'm not very, people have totally talked shit about me and it's warranted. I'm totally okay with it. It's okay.
You give your attention to me and all of a sudden I'll beat us. It's okay. I probably deserved it. I mean, look at me. I'm just a fucking Uber ass.
Backstage freak off around here. We don't know. You just go like this on their bitch. That's all you need. I don't know what's happening. I don't thank you much. I give my thanks. I'll stop. I won't be there to come up. Pay for like a paper bag to put over
She's working right now She got Bitches working and you're over here flirting with other bitches online. I can't help it
I like Paige, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's jealous, he's jealous. Listen, listen, look at my eyes. Look at my eyes. Does it look like you give a fuck? What he's trying to say is Michael... Hey, I hear Paige. I hear. Yeah, I'm here. He's jealous of us are though. No, no, Michael Michael take off your beanie fool
I've already proved myself. I need to do that
Yeah, I can't hear anybody. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I listened to it. Yeah, what's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that?
Let's fuck in. I want I want to I want to be the top. Oh, yeah. Like actions and words, bitch. I'll do you when I was like, I'll do you when you don't want to pay. You want to set up for your pay. Shut up. It was doing you. Trig it in. Trig it in. I was seeing you compliment. I know, I know he doesn't. He wouldn't even listen to it. You're not even
That guy she's giving you a compliment you're telling a shot She likes getting fucking abuse she likes when
No, no, you've been screaming the whole time. How about you let me talk for 10 seconds? All I want to say is, this is Sykes' panel. This is Vito, dude. You sound like Danny DeVito. Shut up, dude. Do you think I come from New York City? My question is to you. You realize this is Sykes' panel, right? I'm sorry. No, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm sorry. See that? You don't even answer, bro.
Why should I listen to you if I ask you a question you can't even answer? Shut up, bro. See what I mean? Why should I shut up? I give respect when it's given to me. Listen, I don't care. Fuck you. So why should I care then? I'm feeling some kissin' vibes from you, man. Not that I don't like Paige, but Paige, she... to be fucking mistreated. I'm going to get my thank you. That's his opinion, man. That's what you
keep saying. He's entitled to. He said it. We've already heard you say it a million times, bro. I've seen Paige a couple of times. She doesn't like when guys fucking hit on her. She likes when guys fucking mistreat her. Let me mistreat you a couple of times. No, don't talk. Don't talk about
I'll mistreat your fucking butthole to Sight why not go for the pussy first? I don't get it. Why you want the butthole?
Like that, I'll do why you bring it up my Why would you go for the pussy?
You're high
Yeah, I like him too. He's hilarious. I'm sorry if I upset you and I won't speak to you again Don't ever talk to me again
He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like But I didn't say anything bad about Zara Shit, I didn't fucking say anything about bad
I will
I will ask about the BBC. What's the BBC Michael big black never had a black man because that's scared black men all It's it's British ball casting company I want some BBC Black to
You don't even have a big ass Zara Zara stop want to grow it then I need some miracle bro Zara stop you don't even have a big ass Wow no she does not she's just slim that's it No, bro, you have a whole last bitch and you'll be here looking at I don't give a fuck
She's probably looking at the channel right now. Does it seem like I give a fuck it doesn't Whenever you're a home
She looks she looks nice If I talk to your girl one time, you're not gonna talk to her though. That's what I'm saying But you're not going to talk to him. You're not going to talk to her, bro. Is Paige straight or she? What is her name? I think that was a pay-pay page. Did Paige have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Yeah, Paige is straight. I don't have Instagram, but YouTube. I have YouTube.
I don't have Instagram. Hey, Paige? Yeah. I don't want to make it on time, though. It's a rap file. And for you to tell Psyche to shut the fuck up on his own hand, you'll bury his dog. He's like that. He's like that you are not going to tell psyche to shut the fuck up on his own fucking panel. I was trying to see You need to go fuck and get on you ain't gonna talk you ain't gonna disrespect psyche
Stop saying it all the one more time. I I think I can't have you are I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I won't say no more
I already tried. I already tried. You can't. You can't. Okay. You can't. It'll just attack. It'll attack. It antagonizes him when you keep doing that. So it's so antagonizing me. He's antagonizing you, Psych. When you keep saying the fucking word, do you ask him? I know, but he was he said he
If I you need to listen to him and what he has to say and he won't get like he just needs to say something Yeah, there we go. There you go. You're a woman. You're a woman, dude That's a dude
I'm not a fucking opposed to admit that and you know what that's it's also kind of
Is a joke man Just have fun trolling them. I hope you like that's what you're gonna do because I
Like to do an over under a bet Mike, you know how over under works I just like I don't know I don't just like Okay No, come on. Just be respectful to everybody. Okay, everyone. We respect each other really, you know, okay The hell listen to that girl talking. I don't want her talking What is your shirt? Just tell me what your shirt says
Danger educated black man, okay, she's getting so mad because you're not letting mad
Under the influence
You have no knowledge
Oh, man, this is a perfect example of how behavior on the internet compared to like a bar Could you imagine if this is like five of us sitting at a bar? Real just think about that though. It's like Mike. If the five of us are actually sitting at a bar I hear you. Do you think you can say in this thing exactly? No, he wouldn't
He is drunk and people talk about me drinking it wouldn't be consensual. He's talking about rape here. Yeah, I know. See what I'm saying. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't you tell me not to say that word. Because you don't care what he's saying right now. I keep telling everyone don't say certain
I'm going to be quiet and this is what he's saying. Walk her to the bathroom and it wouldn't be consensual either. Fuck you, Psyche. I would respond to that, but out of respect for Psyche, I'm not going to talk to you no more, dude. Oh.
hard life you have your girls that fucking work Michael and what are you doing you're on a panel nigga okay bye Aldi bye Aldi bye Aldi I asked him not I mean I'd say I can only ask so many times I told you I'm trying to keep the piece but I mean he just keeps fucking he's he's just I'm pretty sure that guy's a really, really good guy. Like he's like genuinely like a good guy with silver.
But right now, but right now, right now, he's not in his- That was a little fucked up, yeah. Yeah, he's not in the right mind. All the, all the, all the, you can come back later if you like, if you like, you know, calm down. But if you're gonna, you're getting too, yeah. I know, but it's like- I don't even like that If I just respect you anyway, but I was trying to defend you psyche because he told you to shut the fuck up I know but it's like
Some people is his personality and it's like an antagonizes him. I'll let you back on Aldi Okay, can you just like please you just like you mean thumbs up and just promise me you'll calm down? Okay, promise me. Okay. I won't even talk to him. I'll acknowledge everybody else
Okay, I know, I know, but I know, I know, I know guys, guys, guys, guys, I just, I don't, I don't, I don't, it's just the way it's live. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just asked, I didn't make a request. Okay. Whatever you do. I think you're a great guy, by the way. I just send you a dick pic. Okay. So you can check off to it. Okay, you owe me one. Okay
If we ever meet sober like I know that you're not Nice girl would be all up on your shit sucking on you until puking in that bar bathroom And you're gonna give him an african son to raise I would, I would fuck in, I would throw fuck your bitch, Mike, and she would be down, bro. She's so down.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, if you, if you get uncomfortable too, even let me know. I'm not uncomfortable. Michael, Michael, Michael. Michael. Yeah. We've got to read the room, bro. you understand what I said before why he's getting so mad because she's not getting upset she's not pissed like she's strong it's about you the other
leader bro your rules listen listen listen listen I will listen to you Michael Michael give me your hand I'm sorry I guarantee you she will send me nudes
Michael Michael Michael give me your girls. Yeah, you watch your attention. Oh, shit. Yo, Zara's still here. Is Zara still here? Look, I'm just gonna tell her that you're giving me her Instagram. Oh, that's all right. What is she doing? She's taking her out. Oh, there it is. Oh, that's cool.
I love you man I'm sorry guys if you don't know all the heat he's like a little bit he gets wild
No, you're fine. He managed to say, you know, it's his personality and it's like he's from a little bit of personality. Do you actually hate me, Aldi? Do you really want to do this nasty thing? It's his personality. It's like, we're so funny. Okay, so there you guys go. He disappeared. I've seen you before. At the end of the day, Paige, I don't like how a lot of guys...
They like to simp for you. I don't like it either. I don't like it either I want to fucking abuse you. I want to okay. Hey, hey, hey, I'll do all the all the advice Am I am I still I'll be myself banned from your discord server and why
You got banned from my discord server because you were promoting your fucking uh streams on my shit. Why were you doing? Oh, maybe maybe I was because I was trying to like I was trying to invite you there Oh, yeah, also because like I asked before and someone said I could I don't know but it's like I should have asked you
If I were to go if like other people would go on to your discord and start like promoting their own shit Everyone does. Yeah. Yeah, I let them I let anybody promote anything they want there and on and on on my channel and everywhere Why this stupid? I
I never got a warning. I never got a warning. I never got a warning. I never got a warning. I did before you didn't say anything. And then you just use your day. Thank you. I want to just say something real quick. He makes the rules on his panel, right? You respect his rules.
Shut up. No, fuck you, bro. Don't tell me to fucking shut up. I'm sitting here patiently
A moderator on his on his discord said I could promote my show and so
He didn't say anything about it. He didn't say what he said. Just now, I'm saying he said, I don't allow that. And you're like, OK, cool. I didn't know that, right? Yeah, yeah, but yeah, in response to that, it's like you don't allow people to say the end word here. That's your rule, right? So if you respect his rules, he wants you to respect his rules. He's got to respect yours. And also, I never got a warning or anything. And also, I was told I could.
And also, it was not after I put it out. It was not after I promoted my show on your Discord. It was after the first time I asked, I said, can I post my link here? And they're like, sure. And I don't know. But there was somebody that I thought that I was a moderator in your server, OK? Was it Piranha? No, no. No, it was a guy there.
And then the guy then insulted me and said I was gay and then my show was crap. I don't I don't remember I don't remember I was months ago. It was two months ago. It was two months ago
It was me that banned you off the discord because you're promoting your shit. I let it slide You never you never you never you never said you know, you would have said one warning if you would have said Please don't remember. I wouldn't have done it. You would have said one time
What an idiot. But I didn't know you could at least say, oh, you're going to have to do that. Tell me the rule. Because I let everyone to come on to my discord. And I also, and I also, I saw you run your shit. I know, but it's like, if somebody was to do something, like, you know what? I would give them at least a warning unless it was like revenge porn or something like that. Right? You're not an idiot.
All my shit, nigga. OK, no more, no more. Yeah, you have a zero tolerance policy, and it's like, and then you expect me to keep forgiving you on my show. There you go, psyche. Good boy. Good man. There it is. Give him a logic. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. OK, then we're back up. There's no warning in the world.
Okay. Okay. Now, but now I know. Now I know. Now I will do it. Did you just say, Mikey, there's no warnings in what in real life? Where did his eyeballs go? I'm trying to figure it out. Where did your eyeballs go? Were you looking your eyes?
I don't know what disagrees with you. It's just like common sense, right?
Sometimes there's warning sometimes in real life, you know, it's like, like, and it's like, if you like, on the street, you're driving and there's a stop sign. That's a warning to stop.
Okay, I'm not I'm not I will I will wait is that a man don't move the good don't move the good time you're learning a lot about tarot cards I know this is an interesting tarot show
like and sons show yeah like it sounds yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Give me her Instagram, give me her Instagram, and I can guarantee that I would get news from that bitch, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me,
Yo, no warning tomorrow remember that Retard paint more you need more paint retard
So English No, get your bitch off these streets, Mike. No, bro, did you realize he has failed to trigger one person on this panel? I think that's because of Psych is bad and stuff. Like, even you, you're just not even entertaining him. Page hasn't said a word. Psych doesn't even care. It's just nobody's even fucking... Dude, how does that feel? Can you paint butt naked, bitch?
Even her, she don't hear you. She's not gonna respond to you. No, can you paint butt naked? You're just alone. You're just alone sparing nonsense.
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I you you want you're right, bro. You won you won the prize I'll see if I'm allowed to speak
Okay, I do I do I like it when you when you laugh at the comedy He's like you're speaking to me right now, bro. That means I okay. I won because you're speaking to me You won first prize. I'll tell you when you're allowed to speak. Okay. You tried that one already remember
Can I pull? I just need to do a quick reading for Beetlejuice because he's a big supporter of the film. I was just going to say I was just going to pull some cards and ask Eldy if he wanted a reading, but I wasn't allowed to speak yet. I'm sorry. Yo Paige, let's see your magic work right now. No, how about Sykes? Sykes, do you want to go card for cards?
What does that mean? It's just a pull a card and then I pull a card and it just like is a whole story. Okay. I do it. Or you know what? He can do it. It's his channel. It's his chat. He can do it. I do it. You do it for Beatles use or for Beatles use or for, okay. It's no matter love. You do it. Okay.
Do you send in for a reading? So I'm gonna do some cards with Beetlejuice right now. Then we'll do card for card. We can do a collective card for card after that. Let's listen then. Let's all listen. So Beetlejuice is higher fit. So this is like some higher guidance. Oh, you gotta shuffle the cards. I do. I do. I do. I just do it off camera. Okay.
Higher religious authority or some connection to the higher power. Okay, also. No, why do you want to talk about I want to just ask you a question about you you bought you bought a training You want to know if another man
I joked around being gay. Oh, actually the gay one And it's not joke. I saw jokers bull. I just has bulls. I didn't see it. I didn't see his dad's balls
It's not his bulls Okay, so we went camping okay, we went to a horse a horse farm We went camping. We will bear back
We all have seen Joker's balls, we all end like a year, we're all going to see everything. It's all going to be out. You know that there's people on my discord that have posted like pictures of you. You know how many times you porn ball me?
I mean, well, mine are just that too. No, you were jacking off, Aldi. You were jacking off. Oh, I was jacking off on stream. He jacked off on stream. Oh my god, you have a black hat too, though? I must be proud of you. No, listen, I'm looking for a Joker. I wasn't jacking off to a tranny, though. I'm looking for a Joker. Why not? Why not?
Why are you so can you fucking take the shit off there are there why are you gay dude Sarah, can you stop heading the cat? It's a mask like me inside. She's beautiful
And then maybe you'll might be like slightly Who me with your ugly ass face is Zara Zara's got it Zara Zara Zara has a nice ass. I'll admit that she got a nice ass
Michael will let your girlfriend know that yeah, Michael is because you're watching right now
What's she gonna do she's gonna break up with me come on
Bye, guys. Bye-bye. Love you, sweetheart. Thank you. Michael! What a scumbag, scumbag, this Michael guy. Damn it, I guarantee you should... Huge scumbag. Because I said somebody has a nice ass. My girlfriend can tell me something. No, also because your girlfriend is working and you're on the panel drinking and you said why spend wine when I can spend your...
See, the thing is, the thing is, is that me and her know we love each other. We could check other people out. So then, it doesn't matter. She says, oh, we have a huge... Peanuts, right? Okay, so what?
How are you joker, how are you doing?
Jokey
Don't drink another one all the
they're back and they always make very valid points so if y'all want to be roasted persons in the chat so look out
Anybody forget to read the chat sometimes. What is person? What person not person? She's always just got like some really just interesting like just like truth truthful roasts like in fact oids and Very very technology based intelligence as well that helps us out with that. I don't know that
Which one is women he was talking about how women were ugly and all this Oh my god Joker we're gonna cry should we tell like the Dean on the principle now calm down
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
Beetlejuice you join the panel No, thanks. You joined the panel. I'm kind of on it. Maybe I should. Oh, okay. I miss you so much. I want to see two of you. They said that Aldi has small dick energy. Aldi, you have small dick energy according to the chat. Oh. I didn't say it. It's just bashing private parts.
Joker tried another one, but he was like, next, dragon. Just dust it off and try again. Your name is so off the track. Dust it off. Come again, Joker, dragon. What is your name, School of Athens? You mean School of Retard? Is that a question or a comment, or what the fuck is that? You know he beat everybody in the fucking trivia. Like, he, I thought- Little retard.
You don't want to challenge him with the intelligent I kind of want to bust out some trivia now
Don't bust out the trivia because Joker will leave immediately. No Joker is really good
I don't care about your stupid school
This is the short both panel. This is not and you're the driver. You're the driver. Yeah, I'm not riding You're driving it baby. So you it's one to know real quick What are the rules here if we could please enlighten the callers? What? There is no callers. There is no callers, dumbass.
Wait, don't be, don't be, don't call names right away, so how do you mean? Yeah, that's a good question. That's a good question. Yeah, like it's open for discussion. Yeah, that's good. Well, if we could just, I remember the last time I called in psych was like, the rules, everyone the rules, and so it's why it's at psych. Leave him alone, Michael. Hey, you're awesome. All right, all right.
That's funny. That's funny. What are we, 12 here? Talk to us, man. Talk to us. We want to know. I want to hear. I want to know what the rules are. Yes. I want to hear it. I appreciate your tone, brother. Oh, it's self-sabotaging, my man. Tell us, which idea is it? I don't appreciate the vibe you're giving off here, I'll say. Self-sabotage.
Hey, Joker's like not doing anything. Joker is amazing. The guy's being the smartas. We like his smartas. Yeah. They're telling me oh you got a shut up like I mean
Yeah, he's talking to everybody
Arthur just wants to hear beat a cry
Okay, I'll tell you what the rules are For the record, I didn't even bring you up. I don't know what we're waiting for a question You do you do you do you do you do what? Mm-hmm. I saw I saw I saw I heard I heard I heard after we already watch watch watch
Clearly just I really want to tell you what the rules are there is
Bombing on the panel
No N-word with the hard R. Listen to her, bro. You asked the question. What's the rule? Okay, I'm going to tell you. No form bonding, no N-word with the hard R. No PDF talk. No putting jackets on people. No putting jackets on people on the PDF, you know, child-children talk. And then I would say, lastly, it's not my rules. These are like rules, I think.
What other rules could be good? So okay, I have a site for his rules. I don't know why you're speaking for him. Because I do know his rules, because I'm here every day. The rules are for you to show up. When you haven't been to school, and you know the school is not, you know, the teacher is not here, the students are gonna tell you the rules. They're gonna help you out. And nobody respects the subject. You're on your own.
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yeah here's another rule for you how about you let others speak when page is speaking you always had to speak over her can you that's a good rule yeah that's a good rule but but but but but are were you asking us the basic rules or like every rule yeah this chick is great for the rules not beta do you not understand right but he's not here at comic explaining it to you do you understand
Arthur don't be so sad because you know our psyche is not here, but those rules are not bad. Are there? Nobody's exploiting like pictures of people. Nobody's talking shit about somebody else. We're just having fun I'm with a good energy Arthur. I
Want is the most expensive color, uh, let's do a trivia that we can turn around page full amount You're too much. Okay, just a moment. I'll have to go back and so we want to see we want to see Arthur We want to we want a little trivia with Arthur. Come on guys. Hello
Trigga just want to say hello I'm all right. Let's all be um, let's all be big kids today
Okay, I'm trivia. Does anyone is anyone in the mood because it seems like yes. Yes, we're gonna throw it around just three questions. Just three questions. Oh, God, turn off your camera, Arthur. Let's do how would I'll do one question someone else.
I'm a ball of f***ing poop in it. No fear, that's one of the things. You never stutter, like, ever. I noticed that about you. Bear, Mary, do you want to come up here? And actually, everybody here is not super, like, they're just very, um, they don't like everybody. So the fact that they just, like, a lot of people come up here and, like, tolerate me and... And just tolerate each other. Yeah.
That's the hardest part. That's the hardest part. Well, I mean, I have no problem with Bita, I have no problem with Psyche, I've never met Athens. So today, Paige, I've never had a problem with you, even though, you know, you have your opinion on about me, but... No, it's not about what Michael, these are... I have my opinions, I have a lot of opinions about you, Michael. I'm just in the neutral all the time.
I don't care about anybody. No, no. No, no te quiero.
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Oh my god, I'm I guess Asian demon was on here earlier. I don't I mean not on the on the panel, but you see chat. I can't see nothing I think you're all great. I know. I know how Vita Vita Vita. Who do you hate more me or raging or raging demon one one Which one either one of you guys? Yeah, you do you hate that you hate my guts? What are you talking about? I still love you though
I would say who has done me more damage most definitely raging demon. Okay. Yes. All right finally all right cool You're easy P. D. Michael. You're very easy. Oh my goodness. What is happening here?
I'm reading it right now. I'm reading it right now. It was like my mother has been dead for a long time. That's not the real Deacon. I don't think Deacon would talk about it. Even though I think Deacon is a weirdo, I think he's a big fucking weirdo. I don't think he would be saying that about himself. No, but there's two of them. There's two of them if you haven't noticed.
So you have to be careful with it, but only one of those, only one of those is modern. There's one modern, there's one one modern. Barry, I have a little message for you. The last person that messaged back was you. I did not reply to you two days ago, so stop saying move on you keep coming and saying move on
I never liked you more than a friend. I think you're goofy. You're funny. You're a troll, but bitch I wouldn't touch you with a fucking 10-foot pole. That was a fucking rhyme for you
Hey, Barry Berry, I heard your dick is kind of hairy is it true Berry that you've got the dingle in single little Berry This is the very white song guys We coming out you with the very white. Oh, yeah, very
Let's get down. Let's get down. Look at fucking psyche He's smiling, no motherfucking frown. Shit. Somebody help us, they're out. I can't do this shit by myself. I would help you, but like I said, I'm gonna stay in my lane.
Very god of voice like that. Sorry. It's the worst of the music. Right when he's trying to rap, the music turned off. I know, it's the worst.
That was... I can't wait until we get to meet person. I can't wait until we get to meet our intelligence. I do like person. I can't wait for you. Hey, Gloky. Hey, Gloky. I'm glad you know. Sike, did you turn that off? Did you turn it off, right?
No, because I said help his sister out and then he tried to help me out by the time he muted. I was still going on
Do it do one just try it
Open your car
This is a really bad one, I can't even rap to this myself. Hey, read the screen. I'm reading it. I know it's like, we won't meet, and I was like, that's OK. Just know I'll always want to. Is it? I'll be watching. I think person has a crush on you. I've known person in the chat for a very long time. I've never seen him simp ever.
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Well, I mean, I'm gonna be more modest again because on page bring out the fucking rage in the page
You don't like to be complimented God, this chat is funny though. Stop being so modest, God damn it, oh no.
I mean, I'm trying to do with a piece. I mean, that's true. Like I am. I'm not married, but I'm married. You're absolutely right. I'm just saying. Don't worry what her she's doing. She's just having fun online. Juice, get up here so that if you run into me with things today, let's see what you look like and let's meet you. Okay. Let's meet you. And okay person. You don't like. Juice Hall. Juice Hall. Here we go.
Juice Hall is scuba diving right now. They can't join. Juice is like a ways up on my case and that's okay because it keeps me it keeps me fucking, keeps me alive I guess in a sense right, keeps me reminded I don't have any fucking like I'm not here for any other reason like I just really love all of you guys that I know that's a fucking annoying
I love you too, Paige. I love you too. Paige ever busy being a mother. Yeah, I am always being a mother She's at fucking school right now. Listen, look at the name though. Beat on these a that's some troll as a judgment like Paige Look at me. Stop reading the chat. Look at me. Just pay attention. Stop reading these motherfuckers
They're using a picture of me saying beat on these AA. They're coming at you They want me to get mad and then they want me to get mad over you. They're children. They're idiots They're fucking dumb cards. No Like you can come at me with everyone. It's just like don't they won't come up because if they come up Trolls are under the bridge. If they come out, it will be like the sun will kill them.
You know, that's what trolls are. All right, Mike, Mike, let's be honest with the girls. Mike and I have socket counts in the chat and four of them are us. Do you know which one it is? Yeah, yes. I know all of your accounts. I know all of your accounts will have ATEMs.
Anyways, yeah, of course, that's not true. I just meant I'll tell you all of them You want me to name them did you believe it for a second? No, no, no, I believe it. I want to tell you do you believe it? I want to tell you what it is. I know
You have one and it's just called School of Athens. Am I right or wrong? So it's funny some people call me school some people call me a thins Which one do you call it school or Athens? I think it's just you you don't have any all
oh that's cool that's cool that's what i said i said i'll tell you you have just you but michael he had like five i don't have my account michael has five that would have been no i don't like page has none page only has one name one name one name i've never had a hold in my life like let's name one name one because i don't have any accounts like a lot of just in general
Hey, would that be a good prank one day? Every time you get banned or timed out by somebody, you come under a new alt. That's how we know you have a new alt. If I get banned, I'll take the panel and be like, I just got busted by the po-po. No, no you're absolutely wrong about that. I don't even know I don't even know where you're getting a knowledge from right now because
I said I know all his off. I only know one that I know of you got I only know facts I only have known one so far if I find another one there'll be two but Michael I know you've had like five and what's the other one? I don't even know what the other one is Why are you smiling cuz you got caught?
What you got a lot you got a legend in the chateau right now Who does Vinny Vinny Chenzo the Chenzo just pulled up Vinny the legend. Yeah the possum pants Why is Michael linguistic man on the track not on the panel any possum pants? What's up?
They don't do don't you have a ranch already? Not like he took it away from me. Oh, he that's good. Good job. Good job. I like the name Vinnie come on. Come on. Yeah, I like the movie my cousin Vinnie so much
My father's name is Vinnie and him and I get along very well and co-parent very well. Hey god fucking for
We get along very well How can nobody how can anybody not get along with pace? That's what I'm trying to figure out No page is a sweetheart She doesn't play she doesn't play one certain side she's always in the middle, you know what I mean So that's why I like about her to be real forever. Like I'm not I don't I'm not wearing a fucking mask
I'm not trying to hide who I am like I'm just trying to be real with everybody And if you like me you do if you don't then that's okay. You're a sweetheart girl. You're a sweetheart like I'm an evil bitch compared to you, like, I'm fucking... Oh, God, Vito, we all know that already. Love and respect, Gendo, love and respect. Everybody brings something to the fam and that's what I always keep saying
You know, everybody has their strong suit and they're they're you know, lesser suit and that's Like my my strong suit when it comes to my superpower when I need to take down the evil like Michael linguine, you know
It's kind of like, uh, you know, we'll rain the storm like it hurts them. They don't want to do it But once they do it, it's like, you know Irritate myself with my kindness. I just kind of annoyed myself. That's why I want you to like like sometimes like I want you to I am but I am I can't I know I've seen the best side of you when I love it. Where brain bitch? What did you say?
What I don't know who he's I think he's talking to himself or he might be talking to his girlfriend Kate the fucking turtle
This is how you know be done up. This is what be done Until they come on
Talking shit, do you know how a text?
I'm not fucking raging. I'm not fucking kissing your fucking ass drunk bitch. I'm a good fisher woman. I'm not fucking raging Uh, you're raging right now. I'm not raging. I'm not upset, bitch. Why'd you call me a bitch then, huh? I'm not upset, bitch. You didn't like the song I sang for you? Man, fuck you. I'll be stuttered. Fuck you drunk, bitch.
I'm staying out of this. Let me get my popcorn. I'll be back. Yeah, yeah, you ain't gonna say you want me to shut your bitch's ass up to the nigga. I'm about to pop him in the ass. Yeah, okay. I'll shut my bitch's ass up. Yeah, such a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, weren't you just in the picture of your balls? Yeah, yeah, it's on the way How much did you ask for already diamond like you paid her money to like send you
I never paid for no fucking shit
Really am I the dummy or do you want me to do me you bring
Okay, thank you, I appreciate that out the he-man, but anyways, yeah shout out to he-man
Did you really think that diamond was a chick No, it was it was a 1% chance that there still was a female
Yeah, of course of course of course it was doubt but I'm saying it was still it still was there was a 1% chance that
There's lots of women that aren't women that are much prettier than me
No, I can't hear nothing. Same here.
What's wrong with all that shit for a while?
Um... Can't respond. I don't know what to do with that.
Same here. Hello?
Yeah, it's me psych Yeah, who's on the panel who's gonna okay, I can't see the panel
Where buddy leave
Hello
My buggy I thought this she was live like
My nigga I thought that was Mike I thought y'all I took the link I thought Mike was lying about his y'all it's a replay
My heart site site. I was about to cook site site. I was about to cook it up. I'm like, I woke up
Like I like you So yo, oh my god, I'm stupid site Like I'm stupid. So I thought who's cooking up in here. They cook it was sensational. I said, yo, oh my god You got me site You got me. God damn
Tell to you psych my fault. I let you do do your show. Damn. I was coming in hot I was about to come in hot my first like I apologize. I Good morning chat No, I was about to cook No, I'll be back up psych my fault
All right, God bless you shout to the chat. God bless you too. Damn. I got caught like I thought it never happened I got caught up. So like I didn't let it on and then they you were like yelling at them Yeah, nah, yo, I was about to go. I said, yo Mike Mike lying about his dad. I was like, yo, that's how I wrote fuck Mike
I bought a guy's RFP Mike. Damn. I thought he was lying. Dang. All right. Shout to you site. I bought a guy's God damn
See I think that's enough of that like I'm gonna get a little little sad while chasing with that
I was gonna do another I need something but I have a, I don't know, let's do one of these one more time with them. Let's keep it up for them, they gotta do some work.
You guys are coming here. This way.
It's a wild ride Every time
Flipping cards under neon lights Beta dreams in late night fights Summer's laugh cuts through the smoke And Christine always finds the joke Arthur's ghost in a digital haze Electro-smile lighting up the maze Open panel, nothing's ever planned
Just hearts on sleeves and raised hands It's a circus, it's a prayer It's the quiet truth laid bare On middle of-
Twisted song
Be the cries while the chat goes wild page rose eyes, but she's big out Everyone's got a story to sell, but no one leaves the carousel
I light the stage, start the show, might go
Welcome to the madness Welcome to the madness Welcome to the madness Welcome to the madness
It's now PM Lights up, mics, hot chaos in the stream Vita calling in, slurring words, starting up a scene Talking all that trash, then she flips Rage Queen, Madame Girl, please, this show runs on caffeine Zoc's twisted, laughing loud, whiskey in his veins Slurged, flying left and right, we cut the feed, no shame But the chat's on fire, can't tame this flame This ain't your mama's podcast, this a runaway trend
Welcome to the madness, buckle up, tight boobs On cam chat losing their minds Michael getting gonged Alex taking flight. It's wild. It's wrong and we do it every night Yeah, Paige got him simping hearts in the chat, but she ain't got time for a dude like that
Diamond flirting hard let the girls react. It's a freak show party. No filter all facts Yeah, yo Michael drops the line gong not tonight Alex tried to joke boom sent into the night panel Lookin' sideways, someone's gotta fight Producers on mute, prayin' this, don't spike Diamonds feelin' spicy, shirts slippin' down low
She says with a wink, that's the whole show Sykes half asleep, but still cracking jokes Slurred out wisdom with a bourbon soap glow No rules, just roles, we pretend to play One hand on the mute, other letting it spray It's a circus, a riot, a beautiful mess One wrong word, and we're trending in the West Welcome to the madness, buckle up tight
Boobs flashing on cams, chat losing their minds Michael gettin' it
But she ain't got time for a dude like that Diamond flirting hard, let the girls react It's a freak show party, no filter, all facts Lights out, one more round, beaters on the line Yelling at a ghost from a bottle of wine We laugh, we cry, we crash, rewind Same time next week, you know the vibe Welcome to the madness
Enjoy the ride Welcome to the madness Enjoy the ride Welcome to the madness Buckle up tight Boops flashing on cam Chat losing, losing their minds
lit spirits rise welcome to the madness where the tarot flies sight awakens tune is tight panels get wild like Friday night cards on fire drama ignites crystals flying she's taking flight mix in costume eyes are red bong in hand and nothing said till he drops a quote half baked and weird then laughs like a wizard with a twisted
beer this ain't your grandma's terrorist show where the cards fall fast and
Drunk stop wisdom always there and he calls in loud kicks up the mess starts a feud in the comments non-stop stress Spunky jumps in with a wink and a bun sharp like tarot sweet like sun rolls her eyes Sips her tea brings the heat with sarcasm glee down
with a smirk so sly draws Paige's face with a sparkle eye flirts like crazy Paige just grins she rolls the dice and the chaos begins crystal buzzes from 30,000 feet dropping hot takes can't be beat one minute's in next minute war drops a truth bomb then ask for more
A palace made of wisdom
Betrayed
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