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Psyche returns to the stream after a hiatus, marking his comeback episode.
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No transcript is available for this episode. Based on the episode title "I'm Back" and air date of August 27, 2026, this appears to be Psyche's return to broadcasting after a period away from the show.
The episode title suggests a symbolic moment of renewal or recommitment to the 'Cult of Psyche' platform. This type of comeback episode typically serves as a checkpoint moment for long-running shows, allowing the host to recalibrate or reframe the show's direction.
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The episode explores the 13th story from the Baital Pachisi, a collection of Hindu folktales, which centers on a king who disguises himself as a thief. The story serves as a mirror reflecting the hidden parts of ourselves and offers lessons on the importance of wisdom and self-reflection.
Psyche explores the 12th story from the Baital Pachchisi mythology, 'The Cup That Held Four Innocences', discussing the human need for blame and the dangers of false accusation. He analyzes the story of a pilgrim's death and the four potential suspects, concluding that none of them are guilty.
This episode of the Cult of Psyche podcast covers the 10th story from the Baital Pachchisi folktale collection, exploring themes of power, control, and fragility. The story revolves around a king, his minister, and three delicate queens, raising questions about the nature of delicacy and the consequences of enforcing virtue through fear.
In this episode, Psyche shares the seventh tale from the Baital Pachisi, where King Vikram must solve a riddle to determine which of four suitors is the best match for a beautiful princess who values beauty, strength, and knowledge. The king's answer is based on the suitors' inherent nature and cast.
In this episode, Psyche narrates the sixth tale from Baital Pachisi, where King Vikram must solve a riddle about identity after a goddess restores two men to life with their heads switched. The story revolves around a washerman who makes a vow to the goddess Davyy to marry a beautiful woman, and the consequences that follow.
Psyche reacts to a heated clash between RG and Samman from 'Pack Yourself Up,' then RG calls in to clarify the misrepresented context around Beta, leading to discussion of online drama manipulation and out-of-context clipping.
to the altar, bearing the name they gave me. The strings already knew the name inside me.
The tanji, I was taught to cut the storm in my chest.
To smile like a doe, I know I will rest long hair on my shoulder, old thunder indeed. Holding a voice that the world never heard. The mirror held the face I had carried so long, but somebody greener was humming my song. A parrot cried once from the dark of the room, every locked word in my body came loose.
One string, one spark, one emerald breath. Beauty stepped forward, awakened my flesh. The hail broke open, the old outlines stirred. I felt her, I'm in the shape of a word.
Thunder underneath, there's old hard lines voluminous.
Rivers of hair, my throat found a register, hidden within his low note. Still lives in the high note I sing. Crimson and emerald did not make me, I spoke my own name. My hands found the vena, the vena found flame. Each note took a link from the world's oldest shame. The mirror quit asking which body was true.
It showed me the one who had carried me through, not costume, not mask, not a beautiful lie. The goddess was waiting behind his blue eye. Wind, wind, thunder underneath, he carried.
The goddess opens and lets edges green fire when I speak.
I did.
Now the city at the margin starts singing my tone. No follower kneels and no sovereign stands alone. The letters they discard it turn gold on the table. What they called impossible stands here able. My parrot keeps secrets then grows back my name. My halo has fractures and still holds the flame. The butterfly opens her teeth, catch the light.
She's not made to devour but made ready. He broken for surviving the hour.
A man was the doorway, I got the signal, the sea.
Three seconds left.
Are you doing there, brother? Um, pretty good. That was, that wasn't bad with the I and X on it. I'm beat, that was pretty good. I got no comment, I'll be honest. You did no comment on it? Okay. How are you doing there, brother? How's everything? Um, fine. How's everything with you? Uh, well just for a bunch of breakfast, what's up?
Hmm, maybe I have another coffee though. Thank you, Vanan. Thank you so much, thank you. So you're praying, yeah. Hey, freeside, how are you? I like freeside, freeside can have a mod. I was looking at Vanan, I don't know why. I had a modwatch because they had all these rogue mods and so I just slowly get in a room game
and your dreams will never be a mod. I always thought his name was freeside. Freeside? Okay, so I think I got all the cool, can you make sure you get another chance in the living circus, I might just do that, okay. Okay, so, what's up?
How do you think that is, how are you? Are you doing candle? Do you know who this is? Well, I mean it's up to him, I can't force him. Is he Van, is he a loudie? He's a loud, he's not Van's. Okay. I call him John, John, John, John, I don't know if he will come up, so how's he,
so Arthur, how's everything going with you? I heard you were on camera the other day, like, you know. Yeah, I was talking about that, brother. You know, I just get the fuck out of here. Nah, I'm just kidding, come on. Yeah, I was on cam, you know, doing my thing, you know, all the way in. Yo, is this a new shirt?
This is like a pajama top. I've never seen this shirt. You've never seen this one, yeah, it's a little bit, like, it's like a pajama set I had. I remember pajamas, I remember shorts, I remember. It looks like, have you ever seen Barney?
Barney Frank, the gay politician. The dinosaur. Oh, no, no, no, I was too old for that shit. I know the song, I'm gonna say the song. The song was just, look up the suit, it looks just like your shirt. Do you remember, do you remember his, he had a friend that was at Triceratops? Yeah, it was a woman, what was her name, baby? The yellow one? Yeah. She was like, oh, Barney, oh.
I forgot her name, but yeah, he had a friend that was yellow Triceratops thing, and the kids were like the worst actors I've ever seen on an E.T. show, I mean, it's like. Oh, come on. Barney, oh, anyway. So, it's the longest panned, so you know I have memberships again,
I'm a re-monetized author, isn't that exciting to use? Oh shit, nice. Yeah. You have to be careful though with the AI, because they strip it away with the AI. No, no, because I thought that's what it was, I mean, I thought, maybe that's what it was, the first time, and then I had an outside analysis done of the channel and stuff to see what caused it, and it was because I had too many shorts,
and so it was duplicating my own content for my lives onto the shorts, and so there was too many of them, and so all I had to do was hide a bunch of them, and then I got it back instantly once I was able to apply, because I had my strike to expire, so it's all good. I'm a full good credibility,
I'm good standing with YouTube. I actually have some really cool icons too, some emojis for the members and stuff. Is trypsisip allowed here? Yeah. I mean, everyone's allowed here as long as they're respectful. I mean, it's like, I'm banned literally every single person again,
and I mean, now if it's saved, it's already been revamped, but let me see if I can put on these icons and see. Oh yes, oh and they're locked, I'm too drunk, I'm okay, so there's a different account, I think it's called just like this name, right? Okay, yeah, so I'll check right, try to post these icons in the chat.
I'm not sure I can do it, okay? So they're really cool though, and let's see, yeah, thank you so much. And I have a few members already, I think that this is a member, I think Kitten Cakes is a member, a bunch of other people. I got awarded one of my gift memberships I got on myself. Kitten Cakes was at clumsy at the day.
She was, yeah, she's really nice, super nice. Yeah, we played a really funny Howard Stern appearance and I'm gonna be the re-chart of Solaris. Speaking into my account, let me see, okay. Jake, do you like the thumbnail I made for today? Let's see. You can't see it.
Oh, what the fuck, I guess. It's pretty good, huh? Okay, so here's the emojis, so there's this one. And there's also like a little member icon, so these are good, okay, there, there.
This is what we got so far. When I get some more members, I can add some more. So there you go, yeah, there you go, think it is. They're really cool, they're like really cool. They're like really nice little stylized emojis and then members, see, like, think it is a little,
that little, it gets the receipts next to his name. So that's what members get, they get that icon. And they get a shout out, hi, think it is. Hey, and presides and bonn, I'll shout out to my mom's members. Free Saeed is his name, dude. He was on the show last night, he was really funny actually. I just like his laugh, he just laughs. I love how people laugh. Emoji's brown nails, okay, I'm gonna do a room gang emoji
with his butt hole. Yeah, I'm gonna make this one as a emoji, room gang, take this picture, I know you love this. Wait, why does a room gang now like you? You keep sitting on here. It's Sam and his brother. Yeah, but like, like, so what? They're like, they're like, they're high of mind. They're, you know, they're, they're practically designing each twin. It's like, I'm really like,
just the picture of my, I have is like, pretty shocking. Like just because my sister probably doesn't like something, doesn't mean I'm gonna do the same thing as her. So I mean, I made a Kate, I made a Kate puppet, look. Yeah, come on, let's leave Kate alone, she's nice. No, it's nice, it's a nice puppet over, a nice puppet. And I made, I made an I and X one too.
I don't know if she likes it or not, I forgot, but here. Okay, he says he hates people. I know mom, it's all good. He just hates everybody. Okay, that's how I am. Yeah, I get it. That's valid, that's valid. I wonder if you think it is Muppet, I think, but I don't know, I did, I did a ghost Muppet too. He's my ghost Muppet. Oh, what is this, that ghost supposedly
is no longer gonna come around here? Oh, he's just, he's just, he's being stupid. I think he'll be back. Did you say that because I and X were saying that? Well, I talked to I and X already and we're fine again. I mean, it's like, it's a- What? Yeah, we're fine. That's a ghost one that I make any other ones.
And you know, I mean, like this one's a classic one. Are you guys truly good? Yeah. All right, she used to go to the panel right now. See, I mean, that one's their leg, but I made a Muppet version of this one too. Let's see, I like the Muppet version too, it's really cool. I don't see it, I don't know, maybe I lost it. But yeah, so that's, that's like,
it's sort of been working on like, it's my art. Yeah, oh yeah, here it is. This is the Muppet version of it. See? I don't know, advance, advance, things change very fast here.
Literally when she left Vita's because Sam and then she called me and then we had a chat. I know, I was there, I was there. Or those war dog legs, I didn't tell you what I'm saying about war dog on there. Yeah, it doesn't play a war dog,
because he, there you go. Good thing that it's coming up here. Hi, dang. Hello, director. Hello, hi, Classie, how are you? Hi, so how did you like the appearance? I think that was pretty good. Why did I like what? You know, INX on Vita's, you know, it's pretty good. You know, I know you don't care for INX too much,
but the thing, she's very transparent. That's all I'm going to say. Okay. How are you doing there, Billy? Good, man. How are you doing? I do it all. It's good to see you around, brother. How'd you get back on Vita's? She had a poll, the people voted, and I was honestly surprised that the majority wanted me back. Wow, congratulations.
I know I gave a whole speech. I hope you can tune in and listen to it back again. May I ask you, would you have voted a yes or no? Yeah, I would have voted a yes. I like you, I like you, you know that. You know, at one point it was actually 67 to 43%. How's that? That's 110.
Or sorry, I'm sorry for my math, 37. Okay, that's even better. I was honestly surprised. I'm like, how? I can't believe it. Then she kept blaming me, doing all. It's just like, come on, stop. Enough. You don't have to vote. Good for you. You didn't have to pay 25 bucks. How many times did you vote, Arthur? Tell me. Come on. I only voted once, dude.
You did, per count. Come on, stop. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. See, now you're being rude. Now, can I be rude to you? I gotta give you a jab back. No, because it's my show. What did you think of your appearance up there, Syke? My appearance? I mean, it wasn't bad. I was just on for a minute. I don't know how I accidentally kicked myself off,
but I was watching and letting. Thank you, Nancy. All right. I mean, I think I've had better appearances. Like, yeah, I've been able to stay calm. I've been able to be heard. Even Christine got like rage quit, which is like, I didn't try it. I wasn't, that wasn't my goal. And I don't know if that was actually. I don't, it wasn't strictly because of you though. Yeah. But she's just like, you know, she rage quit. She's always like trying to get me to quit
and stuff like that at this time. She quit without saying anything. But I wasn't even that mean to her. I was just, she's a lot of motivation in her. I got that.
You know, like, and then everyone was like, in Kate's show they were saying, oh, Syke's so dumb. Like he was doing this stupid like sweepy imitation that he got from Arthur. Like it's something funny when Arthur does it. So it's not funny. And then he calls good times and he thinks it's funny because good times is falling for it. And he talks to him sexually for an hour. That was funny. It was there. It's one of the best. It's one of the best good, good time show there ever was.
I mean, it's like. What? What, when I was sweeping for an hour on the phone. Yeah, it wasn't that funny. Come on, let's not do it like you did. It wasn't that funny. For good times, it's one of the best moments of the show. I mean, it's like, you know, this show is horrible. I mean, it's just sit here and talk about, you know, water, you know, you got a stupid,
you know, look at here, Joe Shipply. Wait, who would have ever thought Syke can do a man's voice? I can't. I have a deep voice actually. I have an idea of it. Sometimes it goes a little high. You're not bad at impressions. I mean, some of them are pretty good. Here's here. This is Brandon Q's face whenever I go live. Oh shit, no. Hold on. How about my impression about Christine? Okay.
Dang it, the thing that is, what do you want? That's pretty good, too. I think Arthur is better. His sweeping is better than mine, too, but the thing is, it's like. I forgot about Sweety. Hold on, hold on. Oh, come on. Can you break? Hey, Syke. Hi, Sweety. Hey, thing. Hey, good afternoon, guys.
Dude, if you would have done that voice. Nike, hey. I just wanted to say that I will be taking a break from you. Oh my God. Not again. You can. This is a fucking disaster. I'm just like my voice, but my voice was a little scratchy because I have been yelling that I'm poor. So I'm like, hi, Sweety.
And he's like, Sweety, okay. And then he goes to the locker because it was just a nice picture I had of myself. I think I have been right. Does he know who Sweety is? He's our senior on beaters. Yeah. I mean, I think, yeah, he sees her on beaters, I'm sure. He was always on beaters. He was there today when I turned on beaters. It's a good time to sit up there, you know,
and it was like, oh my gosh, you're glowing. You're aura. It's like he's not fucking glowing, whatever. Okay. Well, maybe he's better with that alcohol. Well, I know. He was on beaters today. Yeah, I saw him on beaters today. He's over at beaters. And then, oh yeah, so, yeah, Dolly Parton. So Dolly Parton, this brings it up to mine. Have you heard of Dolly the sheep? Yeah. Who's the other one that just died?
Someone else just died. He was old as well. Tim, what's his name? That's it. That's it, Tim Curry. Tim Curry. Tim Curry died? Yeah. Oh no. Same age as Dolly. Oh my God, I didn't know that he was that old. I mean, it's like, he was, he was in a lot of, he was, he played it, right? He played the- Yeah. Oh my God.
That was going to be haunting dreams and stuff. He was a great character. Well, I mean, I- I liked him, yeah. He was cool. Do you know Dolly the sheep though? Okay, have you heard of a game? There's a game called Gabriel Knight. I don't know if you've heard of that. I don't know if you've heard of that game. It's called Gabriel Knight. There's several, it's from Sierra. I played all these Sierra games in like the 90s.
I remember the Sierra games, yeah, yeah. King's Quest, Loser's Loot Larry. Space Quest, they, and a bunch of other games. But so, yeah, I forgot where I was going with that, but yeah. Was it an easier suit Larry, a Sierra game? Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. I played all of them. When I was little, I played them and it was like, wow, they were like so explicit.
I remember, yeah, I remember it was, it was quite an instant sensation for a bit. Have you heard of that, Arthur? Well, these are suit Larry? No. It's like in the 90s, they had these like, you know, there was hardly any computer games. There was one company that was making these really amazing ones. And these are suit Larry's, but this guy, he's an apolyester. These are suit, he's always, Please Quest?
Oh yeah, I played the Please Quest games too. Yeah, and he like, he's always trying to get laid and he goes and like, it's all in the best, but they, with all these bizarre women and stuff like that. They all, they're trying to get laid and he never quite gets laid, you know. But he's like- Oh, stop it Beats. Beats, stop it Trip. You guys were going. You guys were going good. I didn't need to jump on. I was doing stuff anyway.
No, no, you didn't, you helped at all. And so- No, I'm talking to Trip in chat. Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, so I'm trying to- Oh, PhantasmaGoria, I played the PhantasmaGoria to Roberta Williams, yeah. And there's also a game called Laura Bow. That's really good. There's a couple of those, but I pretty much played almost all the Sierra games.
They would come out and like, they put all the games that came out like five or six of them in one package, you know, but some of them were like really- There was one company that would make like the war games where you would go on like bombing runs or, you know, those term, you know, perfect war games. Yeah, like, something of class of civilizations or something like that.
No, no, no, not quite like that. There was the civilizations too, but- Okay, yeah. I mean, it's like, I mean, I had a computer when I was, I think, let me see. I think I was like 14 or 13 or 14 when I got my computer. And- Me too. Yeah, I mean- Even younger. There's never the same, you know- Whenever the Atari, whenever the Atari 400 came out,
that's when I got my first home computer. This is a brand new queue when I'm ever go live. This is his face. Oh, shit. Keeps thinking I'm gonna put it up on the screen, but I don't know what else. Okay. No, I have someone on my computer. Okay, nevermind. And that's hardly a home computer, but whatever. I had a, I remember I had a 486. Oh, okay. And in school, we used to have computer day. I think like every Friday-
486, oh my God. Aren't you fancy? There were two- We started with the 286s. You started with the 286? Well, my first one was a 46, probably 1993 or 1994. It didn't have, I mean, it had a, I don't think it had a modem. I think that that was my second computer. I had a, finally the little modem that you wanted, the bowls and boards. And that- I remember- You remember acoustic couplers? Acoustic couplers.
Acoustic couplers. It was a device and you would put your phone on it and that was the modem. That's how it would communicate with sounds. You could hear it. Oh, wow. Yeah. I mean, it's like, I don't think I ever did it like that, but- Yeah, that was something. Yeah. I mean, I mean, that technology's coming very far. Remember when they used to use the thing that is, when you're a kid that used to just put like two cans connected with the string
and that was your cold, your cold with the phone? I don't know if I ever did that. I guess at some point I must have. I don't know if that worked, that doesn't work too well. No. No. Yeah, you have to just start- If the wire is really, really, really tight, you might get some vibration, like passing some really, really deep, deep frequencies.
But yeah, you're not going to get full speech. Yeah. Well, hey, Tatine, do you like that I'm so Radio Shack? I remember that. Yeah, I didn't mind it. Did it have any more of them? Did it don't have them anymore? Not up here, no. I don't know. Okay, I don't know, let me see. Why, you still haven't done there? I guess I haven't seen one for quite a while, but I mean, I haven't been to a mall
or anything for quite a while, so, I don't go, I mean- Remember when they used to sell the other Radio Shack computers too, the PCs? Well, yeah, I mean, it's like, and you know, those were good. I mean, Radio Shack was great. You could go in and you could buy like what? All the parts. Yeah, they had all the little parts for everything. Everything. Well, if you could figure it out,
I could figure out how to do it. Yeah. If you were an electronics nerd, that was the place, but I wasn't an electronics nerd. You weren't? No. Do you ever wear glass, like thick, thick black glasses? Thick glasses, no. No. But I do, I need to wear glasses to drive. I don't really need to, but I have to because of my license, so yeah, I guess I need to.
I could see you being like an evil scientist in a movie. You said the Professor from Realism's Island, it's kind of like that. I don't know about evil, maybe, maybe risqué. You're wrong with that guy. I don't know about evil, but maybe pushing the boundaries. Oh, satanic. I mean, no, not that. No, I wouldn't have the attention of wanting
to destroy humanity or anything like that, but I would just be pushing the boundaries, like, oh, what if I did this? What if this happened? What would you do? So if you had a power of becoming invisible, what would you do first? Would you go to the women's locker room? I don't know, I'm not 14, right? I mean... Well, that'd be a couple of seconds. Of course I'd spend a couple of minutes in there,
but it wouldn't be my hangout. Well, where'd you go? I don't know. You were at the bank. But even the physics of that is, makes it questionable. I mean, if I'm invisible, that means light passes right through my retinas. So I wouldn't see anything. Right, no, now we're getting very meta into like the superpower kind of thing. I mean, it's like, but it's okay.
It's okay. I've dreamed I could fly. It's kind of like I have to like jump really high. Yeah, I've had those fantastic thoughts when I was younger too. If I were to look like I could fly. You're pretend you're a wizard? No. You're like a coven of witches. You never imagined that. No. No.
Could you imagine if you live for like, you know, thousands of years? Uh-huh. Like after a couple thousand years, wouldn't you just be a fucking miserable, depressed person? Like you've seen everything. You've seen like the worst of humanity. You've seen everything. I mean, you would just be miserable. So what is that picture? What about it? Well, you're wearing a wizard robe
as far as I wish. Yeah, well. I don't think I need to point out how real this photo is. You see Bita? It was Bita right there. Yeah, well. Because you used that picture of her where she's. Oh, come on, let's. Like, but Kate looks so different. Like, Kate doesn't look like that one on the left. That's like a, that's like this. Let's, let's not talk about Bita.
Come on. No, Arthur's, uh, Arthur's little white-naked simp again. You're a little simpy. Arthur, you feel a little simpy in your head? I'm just trying to do good. I think Bita alone. Bita alone. Go up to site. Why don't you go up to site?
I found out that she's one of the higher ups, so. Who's one of the higher ups? She is. Says who? Me. You look cute, Nancy. That's what I said. Where the fuck are you? You look cute. Boom. What's that mean? Well, like, I mean, you're like, oh, she's the higher up. Like, like, like she's my boss. Like, yeah, I found out she's one of the higher ups.
Like, like whatever says is law in the community. No. I never voted for her. I mean, exactly. That's not what you wanted. What is it, dictatorship? Yeah, she's Iranian. We're not ruled by Iran. What are you? What kind of American are you?
Well, you've got the theory in you. Arthur, is that what you're saying? You've got the theory in you? You don't even like Iran. What are you talking about, Arthur? Or anything that Psyche says I do not agree with Norton. She doesn't. Does she follow the Iran leadership? Yeah, I have to do the disclaimer now, too, Arthur. I told you. That's right thing that is. We have to do that.
Yeah, higher ups only apply to Samman because he's a recharge. Yeah, be the same as a higher up. The only higher up she is, is Samman. Samman. I'd bake lips, always. Yeah. Bake lips, by the way.
I think it's like, I think it's like bake lips. Bake lips? Yeah, no, it's like, if I was to kiss Arthur for like 20 minutes, it would be. What? Hold on. Hold, whoa. What? I'll say that. I mean, we all have our fantasies, Arthur. But fuck. I'm good.
I fantasize cuddling with Arthur in a unicorn costume. It's just like a lion. You're a clown, man. Hey, oh, hey. Look who's talking. Listen, Linda. Listen, Linda. Yeah. Oh, I don't know.
There isn't so much trouble. Obviously. OK, let me see. Here, you're going to get me so much trouble, is that what you said? No, I didn't do that. Here. Yeah. What is that? My face. I thought you were a black Puerto Rican woman.
Oh, yeah, that's right. What? Yeah, I'm turning into a Puerto Rican woman, Arthur. Do you know about that? Those are the worst. They're the worst? Well, I know how to pick them. See, OK, here, this is a picture of me as a Puerto Rican woman.
Well, you think. Isn't that the whitest Puerto Rican woman you've ever seen, Arthur? I haven't, yet. Hold on. Screamy Art doesn't show me.
That is the whitest Puerto Rican lady I've ever seen. Right. I'm a Blanca, I'm a white, I'm a light-span. Arthur, look, Arthur. That's all. She's been to Puerto Rico and she got a tan, that's all. Look at this picture. I got a thing that is sent me in this picture of myself. You see this one? Yeah, the thing that isn't been funny, man, has been the crackin' jokes.
See that one right there? Look at that. So now we're pen pals. I know it's me, but it looks slightly different. It's like something's changed in my face there. Well, yeah, you just got butt sex. What? Very satisfied. A little bit uncomfortable. It's a dirty cell. Yeah, clean it up.
Little cake. I'm just kidding. Okay, I'm just kidding. It's a dirty cell. And then I have... Oh, here's Brandon Key when you can never go live in this space. Someone needs to make a gulp on me for beat his nose.
Kingston Pan. Yeah, sure. Someone should do it. I should know. Let me see what else do I have. You're seeing... Let me see. This is what Alex McQueen looks like.
Every picture of Alex, like every A.I. thing, he's always looking mad. Yeah, he has one eyebrow. He has one angry eyebrow. Oh. Oh, Arturo. Arturo? Okay, what else do I have?
I have a picture of the Golden Girls. I disavow. You don't like that? They look nice. Samman looks great. Okay. What else we got?
We have just Samman going to the freak-off. It looks like Barry White. I keep saying that. He just looks like a white Barry White. Or a Latino Barry White. His eyes are too straight.
I don't like to make me... She makes me bald and tries to say I'm like Syrax. I'm worse than Syrax. I mean, please. This is Amanda Squarepants. You know Amanda Squarepants? Oh my God. And then I have Stay Puft Marshmallow Amanda
somewhere in here. Here she is. Have you talked to Ghost since last night? Um... Hmm... I don't know. He might have called me last night. I don't know.
Two nights ago he called me. I said, oh, I'm sorry. I don't call as much. How are you doing? I'm just worried about you. And then he was like, I was like, what do you want? He always said I'll turn your motor. I said, well, he's a great sort of panel. And then I said, I will, but, you know, I'm not going to know where you'll be. I was like, maybe throw a super chat
or something like that. And he's like, oh, I'll get in anyway. So I started the panel and he didn't come. I waited for like two hours and he didn't come. Yeah, phrasing. Maybe he didn't show up. Okay. He didn't show up all over my face. God. He didn't.
I was like, well, who's the predator? A chemical. That sounds like a South American God. Who's the predator? Are you? Okay. So he didn't show up. It's wasting my time. And it's not the first time he's done it. He does it all the time. He'll go, oh, come to this panel. And I'll be alone there with all these chuches. I have no idea who they are. And they're all like, oh, you like that. It goes. I'm like, oh my gosh.
It's not a friendly place. He does the same thing to INX, too. He drives everybody crazy. Okay. And then he showed up last night. Right. He didn't show up last night. He didn't. Yeah, he did. Last night he did. He did? Okay. I was on panel with him for a brief period. I fell asleep last night. I know. Later you did.
Yeah. Because you were playing that fucking Alexander clip. Remember, I was up here and then you started playing it. And I'm like, oh my God, I can't do this. I can't listen to it. And then you kicked me and I left. I didn't come back. I checked back in later and there was some movie or something playing in the background. I was playing Titanic. Is that what it was, Titanic? I think so. I got, because I got like, oh, shut up, Daniel.
This is, this is, this is, oh, we have, we have Brandon Q. I know the Alts now. So sick. So anyways, so Ghost came by and there were some words, not directly. It's like he was talking in chat or something. Yeah. He's a little bitch. So you haven't talked to him since last night? No. And he's always complaining. Oh, he's, I mean, it's like,
the thing is, it's like, yes, I have like said, what's up with the donations? Because he keeps asking me for favors and stuff. But he doesn't like, like, okay, well, if he was like donating himself, yeah, I wouldn't mind like, you know, if the feeling of these favors, but I've still been fulfilling them. You know, and he's not, not, not a penny. I mean, it's like, maybe he feels his past donations
carry forward. Oh, they don't. I mean, they, you got to let him know that. That was over a year ago. I mean, or to make him understand. It almost goes to over again. I mean, it's like, well, I mean, it's like 10 months. And then he's like, oh, I can't do it because you don't have super chat. Well, they're back. What's his excuse now?
He's ridiculous. Hey guys, you remember actually, you're becoming an issue because of that. What? So I guess Arthur's not coming back. Oh, well, that's just that. Well, I came up here specifically to talk to him. You did? Yeah.
Well, you can't, you can't talk to me. What's wrong with me? I'm not saying I can't talk to you. I'm just saying I... You don't want to. That's one way to put it. No, I mean, I'm just mean that I came up to talk to him specifically. That's all. Arthur? Arthur's just being... Arthur, he's a little bitch. Oh, oh, thank you.
Oh, uh... It sounds good. He was going to glaze INX. You heard that? And then she went off on him. She preempted his glaze and so he was like, fuck you then. That was funny. Yeah. I wanted him to glaze INX like a dominant. That was so sexual.
Oh, you're... I was thinking about donuts. Why'd you mind going to sex? We know what you meant. We know exactly what you meant by that. What? A glazed donut? Was a glazed donut like disgusting because it's like... No, I like glazed donuts. As long as there's not too much glazing. Because then it's just like,
diabetes inducing. That's not going to be disgusting. What's going to be disgusting? Never mind. Never mind. Okay. So... How's the wife? She's an ex. Oh, you're divorced. Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry. It's all right. You still talk to her? No, it's been years. Is gay marriage legal in Canada? Is it legal or illegal? Legal. Yes, it is legal. Okay. Will you marry me? No. Please?
See what? Is it please? No. It's legal. It doesn't mean I have to be gay married. It's not mandatory. Yes, it is. No, it's not. What happened? Are there... I don't know. Are there such a bitch?
Oh, oh, psyche. I don't like, you know, Eldo. Oh, I don't like psyche. I'm just there to, you know, just to cook. What do you think he is, Samman? I mean, it's like, who wants to be Samman? I mean, it's like wanting to be like the head of this, you know, winner of the Special Olympics. It's like, not quite the honor... Eldo only wants to be somewhere if there's a thread to pull on.
I've used that analogy before, but it's fitting. Well, you find a woman on her period. There's a tampon string hanging out there. Shut up. What the hell, man? I said a thread, not a string. Same thing. No, no. I found a picture of... This is that guy, Rocky Dennis, who goes on the beaters. Have you seen this guy?
Yeah, yeah. Jesus. That's nasty. Rocky doesn't look like that. That's the real Rocky Dennis. That's our Rocky, not our Rocky. Well, because people told him that he was looking like that, but that's just, that's being...
I mean, that's excessive. He doesn't look like that. I know, but he obviously thinks that he didn't do anything to me. He didn't. How do you know Bakelips? We've been there the entire... our entire relationship. You've watched every interaction I've had with him. So you can say that definitively, or you're just talking about your ass. Who's that? Arthur?
No, Bakelips. No, but talking about who? Arthur? No, about that other person. Rocky Dennis. Okay. Yeah, okay. I don't think Rocky... He calls me animal abuser and stuff. I mean, I can't stand these people that just call me like these things that they don't know me,
they don't even watch me, and then they like just listen to like some dumb ass, like every... lying about me. So, that's it. I mean, it's like... Just like that, you remember that...
that F-A-G-G-O-T Kazoom? You know that guy Kazoom? Yeah, I know him. So Kazoom goes on beaters, and they're all saying, oh, we think Psyche's on meth or whatever. And then I come on and everything, and then I like, you know, kind of had my like little spurge appearance, whatever. And he's like, oh my god. Oh. He just freaked out. He must have been having a meth psychosis.
Did you see the sores on his face? He has meth sores or AIDS sores or something. Yeah. I remember that. I do remember that. I mean, what did I ever do to that? Is that an F-A-G-G? I mean, what... like, jeez. He's like, oh, and he's... He's gay. He's supposed to be like on my team or whatever, but it's like... It's about loyalty from gay people.
I mean, jeez. Gay people are just like, they make clips. They just go where the wind takes them. Just because... I mean, does that mean that heterosexuals all back each other too? Just because they all have the same sexuality? Yeah. They're all sitting with each other. Stop it. Well, yeah. I think, yeah, straight people. Yeah, they put themselves in a group.
The team's straight. Yeah, but they don't just like have each other's back just because they're straight. Well, if they were against a big... But you're saying that a gay person should have another gay person's back just because they're gay, and I think that's gay. That's a ridiculous
way to go around. I know. I know. Well, I want to show you something that is absolutely shocking. Not gore, is it? No. Are you ready?
Okay. Arthur, come back. Fuck's sakes. I'm jumping soon. Okay, here. Watch this. This is for a big close. Is this like a long video right now or are you just showing me a picture? Ugh. What the hell, man? What the hell, man?
What the hell, man? What the hell, man? What the hell, man?
What the hell, man? What the hell, man? What the hell, man?
What the hell, man? What the hell, man? The dolphin screaming, man.
The dolphin didn't like that. It's like the laughing man? I just don't find that funny at all. I don't know. I don't know what the humor is in it. I didn't laugh. I was getting around. And I'm someone that sees the humor in everything and I just don't see it there. Maybe you just don't have a good sense of humor. Maybe I'm just why?
You just don't have a good sense of humor. No, I have a very good sense of humor. Like I said, I can see the humor in just about anything, but that to me was just, it was uncomfortable. It was awkward. So you don't see the humor in it, but yet they were laughing so hysterically, they almost broke me. The woman was laughing hysterically because it was a nervous reaction because she had no other fucking thing that she could do at that moment. She was probably embarrassed at that part. Why didn't you have a nervous reaction?
She was embarrassed as fuck, and you wanted to put it in with laugh. It was a nervous reaction. Why didn't you have that embarrassed nervous reaction too? So have you had sex with a dolphin? It seemed like you were just trying to test it or traumatized or something. I mean, it's supposed to be fun for all people to watch. And you're usually seeing that like the sour puss look on your face. Okay, whatever. Like you said, I whine all the time. So I'm just- Okay, whatever.
Whatever, dad, whatever. You're talking like- I'm just being you, I'm just whining. Yeah. Oh, I mean, that's your default state. I mean, it's like, I have to teach you to put a little bit of oomph in your voice. You're mad. That's right. So I'm just being me. Is that better? No. Can you be someone else, please? I'm just kidding. No, I- Be someone else is how you just said?
Can you be the thing that could have been? What's that? The thing that could have been. What about it? Can you change your name to that? No. What do you mean that could have been? Is it too long? I'm just thinking in variations or the thing that may be someday? No, man. I already am.
I already is. Your big clip says your name, the thing that was. I like that too. Yeah, that's big clips, though, as long as you know that. Or as long as you know it's not me. I don't know, it doesn't matter who it is. So what else? I guess Arthur's not coming back.
Good. Can't stand that mother-of-pearl. I'm just kidding. I like him. Hey, Arthur, I like Arthur. Oh, there's a thing that could be. I think that could be. So there already is one thing that is. You can't be that name. What if you married the thing that could be? Then would their name change to the thing that is? Or would you change your name to the thing that could be?
Yeah, at that point, that would be is. Yeah, they would be is. Yeah. Thing that is, thing that is. That's what it would be. And I come to the wedding? Well, there won't be one. What if I? You said, if we were to marry, and I'm telling you, well, we won't. You said that gay marriage is legal in Canada and big clips. So again, it's not mandatory.
It doesn't mean I have to marry. It's ready to go. And he already has his name ready for you. The perfect. So? There's no, there won't be a wedding. Sorry, won't be saved. Well, how about, you know, my parents didn't have a wedding. They went to like some kind of like, you know, legal office or something like that. It's still a wedding. I mean, it's just not a ceremony.
They don't have the ceremony or traditional wedding. No, no, they just had some clerk at an office and hand them a piece of paper to sign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. My brother did that too. He'd just go to city hall and do it there. But that was after, that was like, I think his fourth or fifth marriage. I don't know. At that point, you know. I stopped counting. I stopped counting after the third. After he got married the third time,
I'm like, I mean, isn't it like half of his money gone in each marriage? So what do they have left? Like, it's got no fucking money. Fuck, man. He's got like kids all over the place. Oh my God. He's fucked. Yeah. He's messed himself up. Well, yeah. See, look it. I don't have a, I don't have a wife nor kids. And I'm still poor. I mean, imagine if I had a wife and kids,
I'd be homeless. So, I don't know. Fourth or fifth, well, yeah. I mean, it's like, you know, we're gonna do Elizabeth Taylor numbers here. You know, it's like. I think that's what he's going for. I think he's battling Elizabeth for the title. Really? Well, okay. So Dolly Parton died. So I have a short presentation about Dolly Parton.
She was actually a clone. Did you know that? Oh, stop it. I don't want to watch. Okay, I'm gonna jump. Okay, bye. Okay, see ya. Bye. Bitch. Oh, I'm gonna jump. Good. Make it from a high place. I'm just kidding. That was the other term. Okay.
It was a bungee cord. It's a bungee cord. You know, like Christine says, professional bridge jumping in Canada. Okay, so here's the video.
Let's watch together. Hello? Extendo. Oh, darkness, my old friend. Oh, hello, Extendo, my old friend. How are you doing? I'm great.
Look at me. Great. He's great. He's crossing his legs. Why are you crossing your legs? Uncross those legs. Why are all the guys like, all the guys like to spread their legs? All the guys sit like this on the shows, though. They're trying to entice people. I don't know. That's how we sit, dude. That's how we sit. We sit with our legs spread farther.
You gotta spread your legs farther than that. Like that. Yeah. That's how men sit. It's like a proprosate exam. I think a lot of people do that. Joker's not in rehab. Joker wasn't in rehab? No, I wasn't in rehab, dude. I'm not in rehab. I don't enjoy ball crushing. I don't like crushing my balls.
I got this vape in the mail. It's one of those that you got. It has two of the flavors. Ooh. Here, look at this one. Yours has three. Mine only has two. I got this one from California. Yeah. Joker's ignoring. Joker's a straight guy. They flip, and it's like, he doesn't like to be sexualized by a big, fat, gay, slob. A ball stretcher?
Only if you do it to me. We'd be on my ball stretcher, what do you say? Hey, so let's take a hit with you. I'll take a hit with you, let me see. So one of my chambers is already gone. See, about the one chamber. Yeah. Do you know this Damien? Damien says you're bi. Yes, we know you're bi. You know he's bi. Bakelips? You know, I might be a little
metrosexual bi. I don't think I'm bi-sexual. Well, you just- Metrosexual is like right on the cusp. You finished with the transgender. Okay. Maybe I am bi, maybe I am bi. It's like nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, we're very accepting here. As of lately, I really like women as of life.
Okay, okay, okay. Maybe it was just a phase. Okay, I believe that you will eventually be with a woman. And I'm not sure if you'll ever, like, you know, call for a diamond to have some drinks with you guys or whatever. No. I'm sure. No, you wouldn't do that, okay. Never, never, never. So.
Not good. Who was that bald guy that was on here a second ago? Oh, that's Mr. Clean. You know from the cleaning products? Yeah. I was having a product endorsement. That's the thing that is. You don't know the thing that is? Oh, I have, I think I've seen him before. He's a legend. He's like, he doesn't beat his lie. I think he's in love with Bita. And he always is like, oh, Bita, oh.
And then she's like, I think that is, yes, still man, yes. I have a clip about her bitching at him on Sam, the Samman there. Let me see. It's on Samman and Friends, it's short. I got so high yesterday, so I got passed out. You did? I wish I was there with you.
Okay, so, okay, here it is. This channel, let's see. It's called Samman and Friends. This is Bita, I guess, who's on this channel. Well, yeah, this says, Bita, the kiddies put her life in danger with a stranger.
There we go. I think that is at work with Bita. The end of Bita.
That's just a call I mean, you know, but. Well, I mean, you know, we were concerned, you know. Who are you worried about? You're worried about your safety, okay? My safety is a lot worse on the internet. People in real life are fucking cool as fuck. I know, and that wasn't real life, real life Bita, that's what I mean.
I was concerned for your safety. I cooked three eggs for his dog, and his dog was the sweetest German shepherd in the world. For his dog? But he said, I didn't even need to cook that, but he liked it, and he ate all of it. Dogs didn't eat it, I'm glad everything's fine. That's good.
So, I mean, what the fuck are you worried about? Or are you worried when people were sitting next to me? No. Yes, like, how can you? No, you weren't. At least the stranger told me, I explained to him, I was like, this happens to me, and he was just like, these people are saying this and this and that, and I was like, yeah, this is what happens to me.
And he's like, right around the corner, you ever need help? I'm here. You don't have to beat up, but we don't. Okay, I didn't know that, and you're alone with the stranger, okay? So that's why I do everything on the panel, everything just fucking gravy. Fantastic. He went down to the dog.
Look at it, look at my cat, look at my cat. There's cabin tearing. You're like, what is going on? They smoke the dog. Fine, it only takes a moment for something to come out, okay? Yeah, there's cabin tearing, okay? Listen, if you don't want anyone to give a shit about your safety, just say it. I don't want you to give a shit about my safety. Don't give a fuck, go get the guy, go get the guy again.
Just go grab some guy. The guy? Go grab, go grab. Why don't you go ask J-Dog and Psyche, it's a stuff that's fucking doxing shit. Why are you getting this shit? I was just trying to say you love Kate and I like Kate. I never said I love Kate. You think I'm worried about Orange County people that do deliveries for me? Why are you giving me shit?
The cool people, they're literally like dumbfounded about what I have to deal with. I can't believe this. I get shit for even carrying it. I don't think I'm going to be able to do all the buying. Jesus Christ, is there anyone you won't beat up for some fucking stupid reason? I don't want to argue with anybody. Do you want to argue or do you want to just fight? I don't. Okay, all right, yes.
I don't have no issues with you. I don't like arguing with you. No, no, no, no, you do. That's the thing, like, I don't know if you get this or not. When I'm on my zone, I don't want to have any discussion. I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. She's in her zone. She's in her beta zone. I disagree. I think you do have some kind of issue with me. I don't know exactly what it is.
I think he is in love with me. Yeah, I've said several times, I love you. Like, I care about you. I want you to be good. I don't have a romantic interest in you. I don't have a romantic interest in you, but I do care about you. You're going to make love to me, as I said. Shut up, man.
It's so fucking stupid, because I only know you for a little while. He's a sump. He's a sump. You're on YouTube. It's fucking so stupid. Yes, this is the dark web, you're as shit for it. You're as join the panel. You're as class can I eat?
Oh, she also eats like fucking like hummus fucking spaghetti. Hearing this shit. Mushroom. The thing that is, dude, the thing that is, I think he's a sump. Yeah, even if it's in a platonic way. There we go. He was simping so hard for Bita, and Bita literally denied all of his sympathy.
Yeah. He was like, Bita, are you OK? You're all alone. Bita, Bita, she's like, I don't want you. I don't like you. It's great to watch. I know, I mean, it's classic. Room game is no difference. I know, you know, Sam and I has a brother named Broomgang. They're like obsessed with like clumsy and like, you know,
sex with brooms and yeah. So when clumsy was in prison, he was there is a man that had a broomstick and he was a part of a rival tank. And the rival gang member wanted to stick a broom up clumsy's butt to prove to everyone that clumsy wasn't about shit. So they held clumsy down.
10 of them held clumsy down and they stuck a broomstick up his butt. Yeah, prison, prison war, prison gang war. I mean, if they did that to me, that'd be like a fantasy for me. I'd be like, I'd be, I'd be. I think it would probably hurt. I think it made it where his butt was like his boasty was not tight anymore, where every time he farted, it just sounded
like nothing. Oh, oh, we have a guess. Someone's tough to confront Joe for one second. Are they here to confront me? Yeah. Oh, it's Chris K. Chris K. How are you doing? Are you okay? Chris K? Chris K, I mean. Well, I'm in a wheelchair now, man. Hey, can you say, hey, no, don't burn my bank in this time. Well, the last time, of course, I want eggs.
I can't believe this shit. I saw him in Chris K, bro, with my energy. Yes, it was up to his energy. I'm not in a wheelchair, bro. I'm even to stand up. When you turn around, I want to see your back. I just got paralyzed last night, man. I can't get you here. Oh, my God.
You're getting another fight with a dwarf. I'm sorry. Hey, gay clan. We're a gay clan. Do you want to start gay gang? It's just for LGBT people, I guess. You guys missed it, my homie, my homie, Q, was just over here, but he had to go like, yeah. The black guy? Yeah, he'd go back to his pad to make sure his girl was all good and shit. He's like, he said he'd come back. We'll see.
Yeah. I got Starlink coming in the mail, bro. Starlink? What are you going to do with that? I'm going to fuck with what do you think? A spy on people? What is that for? Why am I touching my ball? Oh, my God. You can see me. Well, because.
He was touching his ball. He was touching his ball, so. He did it. I was doing an album.
Thank you for inviting me to do this. Like, 20 bucks and fucking, I'm just, you know, because right now, honestly, like, I don't want to get into the details, but like, my connection is going through my wireless dad on my cell phone. Through a tether, dude. A tether. And you know what, hey, did you guys see my goddamn kick stream last night? Oh, did we see it?
No, I missed it. Oh, my gosh, I can't believe I missed it. So what happened on it? Wild. It was a wild. Yeah. I ran in the fucking yo-yo. Yo-yo-yo this? You mentioned this person named Yo-Yo.
I'm not sure he's a guy or a girl guy. Yeah, I randomly ran into him. Dude, like fucking, he was doing the gas station. Like, I guess they puked him and his friend puked in front of it. And like fucking, they came out and said, you know, fuck you, or like clean it up or whatever.
And he like, he like, disrespected the gas station guy or whatever and fucking, so like, I literally, that's literally when I pulled up on him and shit, like. Pulled up on someone? No, but I came up on him. It was weird, it was weird because I was. You came on him? No, like, my idea, listen, Joker, my idea is like this live stream and go around and, you know,
some random people will be like, hey man, have you seen like an orange cat around here or whatever, like I just lost my cat, my girl. You know, and fucking, they're like, you know, oh, what's his name or whatever, like have him start calling my, you know, Albert. I mean, I just see him right here, like have these people like, that my cat's not lost but like have them like start looking for my cat. He'd be like, man, I got a picture, like pull my wallet out, you know, show him a picture. It sounds, the premise sounds kind of funny,
but at the same time, you're probably, it would be funny, but it does, like, it loses the orange cat name, the Albert. I mean, it's like, it's cat passed away and it's kind of sad to call him. Well, I'm bringing his legacy to you, but I did it. Maybe if you did it like different accents, like you're from different countries. Yeah, do it walking around like that, go. How you do that walk, like you're like, hey.
Well, that's why I didn't want to bring my selfie stick to do IRL because I wanted to, because I, listen, I was literally like, yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm looking for the cat, you know, like I'm talking to my girlfriend. So it doesn't look like I'm live streaming, like when I'm right there, I'm like, what do you want me to do? Like the fucking, I'm like looking, I'm asking people, you know, and they think I'm talking to my girl like on FaceTime or whatever, but I'm actually live streaming, you know what I mean? So they think I'm actually looking for my cat, you know?
What did they figure this out? And they see you're just like, you know, fucking with them and there's no cat. I mean, half the people I did it to is like, man, you're cat, fucking, there's a lot of stray cats around here. He's probably not getting laid or some shit. That's what they say. I'm like, man, I got to find him. My girl's tripping out. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, yeah. You know, your show last night. So you went around like asking people to look for your cat. Yeah.
And then that's when I came across Yo-Yo and then the whole shit switched. So what happened with Yo-Yo? Tell me that story. I had the gas station, cause I mean, I guess that, you know, cause like the VOD that he had me on. Yeah. The VOD that he, you know, cause he was streaming also, the VOD like he deleted it.
I wanted to see like his perspective like, fucking if you go look at my bro, he's like, like Yo-Yo bro, like fucking listen. I've got, I've got way more pull on this shit than you homie. You ready? You do? Is he what? Chris K is a moron. Yes. Chris K is a moron. Well, why are you, Bayclips wants to say that I'm ignoring them. Bayclips, I'm only responding
whenever there is air time to respond. Chris K has been babbling for a minute. Yeah. I mean, well, what do you think about is the idea for the show? I mean, I, I, I don't know if I would. I don't think it's a good idea to ask people like for a dead cat. I accidentally, I accidentally called Yo-Yo. Oh, there he is. Oh my God, look at this guy. This guy is hot. I love this guy. I accidentally called Yo-Yo Oreo.
So now like we really just chat or call him Oreo. So that's a new meme for Yo-Yo. Can you ask your friend to come flex for me real quick? I want to see your- Yeah, tell him to take his shirt off. Can you take his shirt off, please? You're on a gay show. Can you, can you please, Bobby's cute? Yeah, he is. Look at this guy. Hey, hey, I'm like, yeah, baby. Let's do a line. Yo, you got one of them. I want to do a line. I want to do a line.
Look, look, look. Oh, fuck this camera, man. Hey, sexy. Hey, listen, this is my buddy over here, Joker. Hey, sexy. But this guy, this guy right here. Hey, Papa. Hey, Papa. He's got the, he's got the fucking iPhone 17 Pro, bro. Like, why would he want to listen to you guys? Bobby.
Bobby's sexy. Bobby, Bobby. He's a super guy in the back, bro. Look at that. He's extra, extra gay. Yeah, he's super. I'm extra gay. I'm so gay that I have fucking, like I have two rainbow flags. That's okay, but- It's okay? You ever experiment with a guy? Just relax, brother. Okay. I think he's in the straight guys. He wants your ghosty. Yeah, I'm in the straight guys.
Do you want to do a threesome with Chris K and myself? I think I can make it happen. Jesus. Yeah.
Threesome with him? Yeah. He lives right here in the dark chocolate. Bobby. Bobby. Hey, you know, if I wasn't from Jamaica, why else would I wear this hat? Hey, well, Chris, you're making me crazy. Yeah, so Bobby. You're making him horny. Yeah, you're making me horny, Bobby. Bobby, you're Jamaican,
because you're Jamaican me horny. Bobby, let me finish what I say, bro. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. Like, yo, yo, fucking, I was, you know, go, go, like, play the bot, play the bot, just skip through it real quick. It's a, Oh, your kick bot?
You get to link me to it. I mean, I say, I, I, I. It's like, I'm going to go make a sandwich. Okay, dude. I'll see you in a bit. I mean, I mean, I'll see you. He's a joker. The whole, he's a joker. You should make a sandwich. You three make a sandwich together. I would be in the middle of Bobby and Chris K. See, I got to get Keisha. Hey, Keisha, hey. Where's Keisha? Is Bobby like, is Bobby like Puerto Rican women? Cause I'm going to turn into a Puerto Rican woman.
I always say like, you know, Keisha, hey, man. Hey, Keisha, bring him to my fucking party. You know what I mean, fuck me. I thought you brought Keisha over here, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I'm fucking. I'm cutting. Oh, you all right? I'm sorry, Bobby. You're the team. Bro, I just got pissed off. What happened? You're open. They were A. I'm sorry.
I was just kidding, Bobby. No, it's something else. Well. No, I say that. No, they're doing that stream, bro. No, no, no, no, shit. Let me do my personal shit. First, I'm sorry, Bobby. Yeah. So, Chris, what'd you guys have been up to? Where's that girl? I was streaming. Where's that girl?
Go to my kick and replay my stream real quick. Did they find that woman's body yet? What woman? The witch that was those in your house two days ago? Oh, Bri? Yeah, Bri. I don't know. I hope she's all right. Well. All I want to do is help her, bro. Fuck you. She'd like fucking. Did she steal your wallet? No.
She stole from you? She's the ass dude. She stole my fucking S9. That had S9 and it had a bluster. Fucking fuck. Fuck his S9. It's old, but it fucking had hella pictures, dude. That fucking wall. Yeah. You can't turn to this shit? I didn't have it saved or whatever, you know what I mean? And fucking when she, after she stole it, she came back
and knocked on my door and I was like. Like, you know, not in every deal, when she came back, I was like, hey, where's my fucking phone? You stole my shit, bitch. Like fucking, she's like, oh, I still have it. I was like, yeah, well, go get it. You know what I mean? Yeah, I was like, fucking, go get it, yeah. Well, this shit, well, I'm not at least know you, but she stole it, you know? I'm sure. Well, maybe she just didn't have service? No, I just, she stole my phone.
She probably needs some life for a little bit. No, I mean, she fucking took it to the one of those goddamn automated things and stole that shit, dude. But he said she came back to you. Oh, dude, I'm still waiting, dude. She fucking, she took it, she took off, bro. I mean, that's good. Yeah, but I know people that know her type shit, bro. I'll just go, she's good. I'll see, you know, listen, if she ever wants to come back in here, she better be stuck on my dick on the way in.
You know what I mean? Type shit, that's it. Does she have teeth? I mean, I don't know if she has teeth. Yeah, exactly, right? Yeah, you're just gonna, you're gonna fucking be like, it's okay because of head? No, you're right, you're right, you're right. I mean, I'm just like, little part of my- There's more principles about this shit, fuck head. It's a little part of my brain.
It's like fucking, I hope she actually still has it, I know it. Bro, you know, when's your birthday? I'll buy you a fucking pussy, but Gucci's really stressing you out like that. He has a pocket pussy, he has one. He showed it to it, pretty. Yeah, it's crazy, he's still stressing over Gucci like that. I don't even even use one. Yeah. Hi. What's up? Yo, where's the thing that is?
He's in the shop. We're here with Bobby and Chris K. These guys here, like, are they on panel or are you just watching a stream? Yeah, dark channel. Yes. Oh, cause like, they're on full screen. This is the first time. I know, cause I wanna see Bobby better. You just go with it. This is YouTube? This guy's YouTube channel? Okay. Hey, Psych, when you get banned on YouTube, bro,
you're welcome to come to Kig or Rumble, you know what I mean? I've gone past, it's like five times, I've been banned five times, we're back every single time, so I'm re-bonetized now too. Fuck that, I always make some money off this shit. I'm making money now. YouTubers do like, they upload videos. Psych, you're not making money, sir. Yeah, I am. Off the stream? Yeah. All right. Well, I mean, of course you're not bringing in big,
big, big, what's up? Well, you getting like $5 checks or what? $10 checks. No, I was getting, well, I got demonetized a few months ago, so I just got re-monetized, but before that, I was getting like, over $100 a month, you know, $100 and a thousand. Oh, all right, this is easy, that's easy, bro, just talk to him, sir. $100, bro, I make that in fucking two hours. You don't make shit off of this. No, it's not on this. A real job, like my real job.
Other than that, I was making $500. I was making $500 a month on Rubble. That's not enough, bro. I ain't gonna waste my time streaming with this shit. You know, you know, Bobby can make some money by modeling. Oh, whoa. He's so good with it. Has he ever done any nude modeling? I can make some of it. Chail, chail, so I can make some of it. He's super good, bro. I know it's cool, bro, but damn it. Yeah, Bobby makes $500. Cheers to you.
Bobby, you can make $500 a month, at least on Chatterbait. Chail, say, chail, dude. That's just a long enough to do. 500? Oh, the Analsight. Hey, if I get on Chatterbait, I need $5,000 a month. Okay, well, we'll do that. We'll do about 500, that's payable. You have to get one of these things you put in your butt and then people can make it vibrate. And then we need some buttered rubble. Stacks, all we need to fucking break it. What the fuck? Ready to do this?
You know what I mean? Oh, shit. Let's all do it. Yeah, yeah. You can stick a gun in me, you can drop somebody with a book like in the US. Just because I psyched what it is. Bobby, you guys are gonna come move in with me for a while. See, right? No, please delay, his game is confusing me. No, it won't confuse you, but there's no clothes allowed in my apartment. It's an all new apartment. Like, he wants me to, like,
What's the other guy, bro? This guy's dead. Talk to me, my guy. Arthur, are you gonna be there too? How you doing, my nigga? What's up, buddy? How you doing, man? What's good, my nigga? How you doing, man? Yo, I heard you. So you got, you were locked up for a minute? Oh, yeah, it's all good, though. We out and about, living a life we free, living an American dream, smoking tree, drinking beer. That's what's up, that's what's up.
With my fucking white supremacists. Yeah. Well, he is racist on the record. No, no, he's racist. Some red-hot racist beer. He's racist, but he'll do gang stuff and he has a black best friend. Oh, yeah. Yo, hold on. You just take him to Alley and he's gonna beat up an Alley. I'm a fucking knock-out. I love pussy. I like pussy. What is DJ- Frankie, you told Chris K. what a-
You told Chris K. his friend with you. This guy's fucking- What Chris K. told you about moving in and everything? Yeah, Chris K. once he said, he said, my friend Bobby and I will move in, we'll do chatterbait with you guys. When did I become his friend? I'm just kidding. I just play and that's the- He said, and he said, he'll get a- And Bobby said he'll slip him in bed with me and Chris and Nick. Oh, no, it's good to think about with a jail, like being locked up, fucking. Right now it's like, fucking, this is like, I got beers. Oh.
I got beer. Wait, slow down. Beer, Selly can make you an Oreo cake and a fucking like- I don't know what it's about. It's something you talk about fucking every day. It reminds you fucking how shit he was. So you don't want to go back. It reminds me. I didn't say anything. Just talking about fucking- I never said nothing. Well, you reminded me about fucking that. I love jail. I love jail. I love jail. The showers are great. The guys were hot. I want to get drunk. I can't get drunk in jail. I want to fuck-
Pruno, you just make it in the toilet. You just put a bunch of fruit in the toilet. Do you know who Sam Man is? Hey, did you know who Sam Man was doing? Yeah. Yeah, he turned out cool, actually. Yeah, Sam Man, fuck me. He sucked to be dealing with. Yeah. You like Sam Man? Well, Sam Man's by. I thought it was the Black Fool, wasn't it? The Black Fool? It is.
It is. It's Puerto Rico. Do you remember the birthday? What's his name? Bernice? Or Patricia? Bita. Bita, Bita, Bita, Bita. Bernice, yeah, Bernice. He never came back, bro. I was trying to get a titty of feeling. You scared all weird. I mean, you wouldn't just ask for titties like that. I don't have a picture on my boobs. Maybe at night, you know, like, you're a bitch.
I have a sexy picture of Bita. Hold on a second. Yeah, can you show us? No. I don't get it on my own. I don't get it. Here you go. Come on, Buster. Jesus, she looks like that one American one. The buff one with the bandana. We are a picture of an American guy with a woman,
but she's like, I see. She's like, we are strong. I love an American guy. I know what they're talking about. You know, it's the most famous American woman. Like the rivet girl, rivet girl, or whatever it is. She's like, hey, but hey, Sykes, seriously, he probably does have a natural pit. He has a what? You probably have a natural pit, dude. Can you speak out? Oh yeah, I mean, I mean. Don't be weird.
Please don't show nobody who is not in this fight. That would be strange. No, I'm not sure. I mean, I have a reaction to that. Hey man, you guys are showing too much precious shit, bro. That'd be too much. Like at least that's the case. Okay, here's, well, here's her. Well, we gotta get her fucking her, her, her, like, come on, her approval. What is it, her approval? There you go. Yeah, I have one where her face is covered here. Here's one where her face is covered.
I agree with you say like, look at you. Yeah, that would be. She's not here to defend herself. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I'm just showing her off and shit. I think it's a good picture. I have one where her face is covered. I don't, that is none, but like. Here, here, her face is covered in this one. Yeah, this is perfect. Oh shit, is that Clowns? Who's Clowns is here? He's in chat, yeah. Clowns. Clownsie! That's my brother. Clowns.
Do you like juggalos? She's your juggalo maker. Hey, what's it? Yo, Swim! Yo, hold on. Can Clownsie join? That's my twin. She's down there looking like Seasty. I think like, Hey yo, Twin. Twin. I still need one. You got to keep Bobby. Clowns, yo, you're fucking 48, 49. I'm 40. Come on, let's move him back. How old are you, Bobby, in your 20s or 30s? Hey yo, Twin.
Ah. What do you think? How old do you think? Bobby, do you like a good massage? Bobby. Bobby. Listen. Bobby Jackson. Hey, what's this guy? Artyal Hopper? Or whatever fucking, you and Psych, do you guys want to make a bet? What's the bet? As long as it's not gay. What's up?
His age, you guys got, what's his age? Fuck it, whoever gets closest, like fucking, you know. Can I see it? 42. I need to see him to pull the shirt for a second. Wait, hold on, 28. He's 28. He's 28.
He's 30. How old could this be? So old. Can I see the bottom of your feet, Bobby? What the fuck? No, no, they dirty. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry. What's that on the screen? I haven't thought about the feet, it's quite easy. Panel, and what do you say, Psych? I need to close my door with this guy.
That's a fucking weed whack. Hey, you hurry up, bro. Hold on, how come, how come clumsy couldn't give me a shout out? Damn. Look at this motherfucker. You running a panel over here or what, dude? Where is Clums, bro? I got to be showing my dick right now and getting banned on YouTube. No, he walked away from his, you know, shit. Like there's people backstage at Wahanau. Oh, they can't hop in because he's on them? Yeah, he walked away.
Oh, there's a limit on this one? I didn't do it, bro. We just had seven people in a party, bro. Listen, when I do my panels and shit, like I don't, I stay here and I make sure that I run it right. Like you go downstairs, when you go downstairs? Yeah, that's right, bro. You even walked off the camera several times, bro. I'm not gonna sit here and lie on my knees. Well, no, this is, if he's running it, I have nothing to do with this. Oh, he's the host and he's not doing it?
Yeah. No way, no way. You never know, you have some crazy, like a big streamer come through to try to say what's up and you're like downstairs or whatever, you know? Come on, man. Yeah. The guy's like, okay, I'll give him like three seconds.
Oh, one, two, oh, he didn't like it, you know? He didn't bring me on. Okay, I have some pictures I can show you guys. I'll show you some pictures of a big clips. So he's a photographer for the community. So he has some pictures you put up. See you guys. He's the Peter Parker of the community. Yeah. So here's Big Clips' page.
Okay, here I come. And these are some pictures of people in the community. I think Mr. Exlendo's on there. Here, I'll just see everybody. What is it? Mr. Exlendo, that's a crazy name. That's why I had the camera, or the camera. Hey, check it out, guys. Let me just, let me see, let me see what's happening. Okay, here we go. Sharing. Okay, so here we go.
So there's Sam, man. Jesus. What's going to say, man? It looks like, okay. There's Clumsy right there. Oh my God. Yeah, he drinks lean. That's not a little, I don't know what Clumsy looks like. That's Clumsy. I don't know what that is right now. That's Patrice. That's Patrice, man. Patrice, whatever it is. There's that, yeah, that's Beatus. There's a Beatus, there's a Beatus. That's Beatus.
Okay, that's Mr. Exlendo. That's OG Mike, or is that Troy? Mr. Exlendo's expecting it. There's a good time. Shout out to Clumsy for not giving me a shout out. That's the other nigga from the Rams fan that you have me on, the old man. Yeah, we made a bet. That nigga, I wouldn't, yeah, I forget his name from then. I'll fuck him. Shout out to Clumsy for not giving me a shout out. Hey, she kind of looked nasty though. She could get him.
That's Big Troll, I think. There's me. Oh, put the 13 all up. Oh, man, that kind of do look like you guys. There's the LD, that LD, I'm not sure, I think it's LD. Is that real for you? I never, my three inch anything. There's me again. You sure I edited it for the rest of my life. No, there's Beatus. There's Beatus. That's Beatus for sure. Yeah. There's Sam and his brother, Brune Gang.
Okay, there's Beatus again. There's Beatus. That's Beatus when it's over with. Oh, I just get worse and worse. Oh, that's when she was before she got bad. There's LD, there's Beatus again. Oh, there's Black Eyed Man. Oh, shit. That's Clumsy. If Clumsy was gay. Yeah.
Yeah. There's me. Oh, shit, Shaggy. There's Brune Gang. There's Q45. There's me again. That's you. Oh, it just gets worse and worse. There's Beatus. There's me. What's that thing? What's that thing? The old habit? No, no, no. Leave my place. There's Sigg. Sigg.
Big Trollah. There's Joe Shipley. That's Big Mike. I should take a mic. There's, oh, there's Sigg that is. That's him. That's the Rammstein. That's the Rammstein. There's me again. Oh, my God. Oh, there's Beatus right there. Oh, that's a nice one. Beatus there. That's before all the drugs and shit there, baby. Is that, wait, go back. Go back, go back. Is that actually Beatus?
That's actually Beatus. That's the Rammstein. See ya, Noodle. Ha ha ha ha ha. Trollah. Oh, wait, go back up. Tommy James, you like him? Oh, that's Big, good boy. I've only seen Titty Thimble. Okay. No, her tits are that big. Her tits are big. Oh, there's me. Look, I'm real surprised there. I like that picture. I'm shocked. Good times. There's Shipley.
Why are they all looking strange? There's Broom Gang. Well, here's the thing. All the black people look crazy. Here's the thing, like, no offense, psych, but you asked this guy if he had a folder of these pictures of people and he liked, you know what I mean? He has no time limit. He actually has like a folder of this. I have two folders. I have one of all the streamers and I have one of just naked pictures of Bobby
that I bought on the black market. Well, Saki, can you show him an actual photo controller? I think she's pretty hot, not gonna lie. Yeah, hold on. Wait, what happened? They're talking about this other female controller. She's pretty bad, not gonna lie. She's pretty bad. That's not a fake ass name. controller, yeah. There we go. I would be tripping. Bitch, tell me her name is controller. Yeah. You ain't finna control shit, bitch.
I'ma play you like a video game controller stick. Ooh, that sounds fun. I'ma, what button, what button you want? You want to be right at all? Just push them all at once. Ooh, ooh, I got a T-co. Look at that. I don't know, her name is Big Trollah. That's all I know about her. I mean, her name is Big Trollah. This is like Drake, controller, controller. controller.
That could have been fucking some lyrics right there, what you just said. That was, that was, that was like fucking. That's a rap song, man. I will, I will get sued. Bobby, are you a rapper? Ooh, what are you smoking on? I don't know, not a rap. You can rap? I don't know, buddy. I'm a normal, I'm a normal civilian. What's that?
You are? You're in the military? Well, I wanted to, I never made it. The Burger King wants to know, has Chris tried to kiss you yet, Bobby? Bro, stop that case shit, brother. No way, that's not true. I appreciate you being gay and shit, it's cool, bro. Okay. Egging it, egging it, egging it. It's like, holy shit, bro. But I really just want to, I just want to take a shower with you. No, it's cool, bro, see that's gay.
I won't touch your phone. So what if nobody on the line didn't need the kill, I'm gonna have a normal conversation. What is your gay ass like? You, what do I like? I like streaming, I like, You actually be real, bro, be real. What do I like? I like doing the streaming thing and having fun and like, you know, putting a pretty well done,
partying and smoking things. Not ordering, brother, you have no what he's gay. I'm 45. Jesus Christ, I'm old.
Fucking gay person. Yeah, but Chris is 40. Not that much longer, Chris. Well, it makes you sound and feel any better. He's fucking 40 in gay too, though. Yeah, I know. I know, but we still like him. And we're very gay friendly. What's that, you know what I'm thinking about him? He doesn't pressure. He's like, take a shower. I know, I know, I know.
I'm not gay. I know, I know. Love pussy, bro, yeah. I don't know. Crack head. Yeah, Crack head, Gucci, pussy, That's pussy. whatever you want to call it, he. I know you're right. Your ass is open. Can you stick it in? Do you feel anything? Hold on. Can you show him who the controller is, please? Yeah, I'm going to show a picture.
I'm sure, I'm not finding it. I'm looking for it. Of course it's weird. You ain't feeling shit. You just boom, boom, boom, nothing. And then you did it wrong. I'm stealing some of you. Arthur, can you find one for me? Hey, you know it's bad when you fucking get your ball. You still can't get it. You still feel like it. Okay, okay. Keep looking for it, I'll be right back. Okay. Oh, we have a guest come. We have a guest coming out.
I will show you. Hold on. Why are you telling bad? You're too bad for yourself. She's off, she's off. She's off, she's off. She's off. She's off, she's off. She's off, she's off. She's off, she's off. She's off, she's off. She's off, she's off. What do you all do, man? It's both in the game. Flums. Man, it's hot in the bitch out here, bro. It's hot in the bitch. You and Texas hot in the bitch.
Now I'm in New Mexico, B-Doc. Oh, you this here? No, Doc. That's right, that's right. I forgot. Man, it's 110 out here, bro. Hey, yeah, yeah, it's about 100 degrees out here right now, bro. I'm almost done. I'm doing it. I just want to jump on today. I'm up here. What's up, man? What's up, Chris? What's going on? Man, I'm just getting some shit right now, man. I'm just getting some shit right now. That's it. Oh, around the house or what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little something, you know what I mean? As a man, shouldn't I, boy? Hey. You better not be one of those guys. Hey, dude, what's up, what's up, artist? What's up, artist? What's up, psyche? Hey, y'all stay blessed, man. Hey, I'll pop in later on or something, man. Y'all stay blessed, man. Thanks for something. Drink a beer. Yeah. You're joining, man. I think I might, let me see if I have the ability to go.
Let's see, we've seen us on Sykes stream and so you, you know. Oh yeah, it is. So he just wanted to say what's up. Who's all the big two? I guess you're the big two. See, we have 56 people in the chat that are looking at you guys right now. And so he's looking at us? Yeah, this is what the chat's saying. He flexed for the camera like this? He just flexed one time? Should I flex one more time? Please? I'm not even bluffing. It's OK. There we go.
Let's put a bit of a little bit. You got a little bumpie. I'm out of here, though. I like what you, yeah. Wow. Arm wrestle. I said that's arm wrestle. Arm wrestle, arm wrestle for me. What the fuck was that? Can you wrestle in boxers? In your boxer shorts? I've been wrestling. Fucking, let's say we're that. What the hell?
He did, so we're here in my shoulder? Yeah, you hit his shoulder. Go ahead. Here, put your head. Well, your wrist was like crack, crack, crack. I broke this whole arm. I was like what? Oh, shit, all right. That's why I'm not a football player anymore. What'd you do? I got fucked up. Pushed him in the air, nigga.
You fucking fell? You were playing football? He tapped him in the air, bro, put him in there. Were you seen with it? Yeah, I was by the receiver. Let me, bro. He ate. So shakewam, shakewam, Berkeley. I can't, I'm not sinkwam. I can't jump over, dude. But that was a long time ago. Play football, dude. But I said, you put it, put, put, dude. Put that, that, that, that, your wrist by the, so I can.
No, no, no, you got to show the two. Yeah, feel the shoulder, Chris. Oh, I got to bring it back. Yeah, hold on, hold on. I was there, I can crack your back. I just took this shit out of place. I got to put it back, hold on. All right, bro. Dude, you just hurt him. Hold on, hold on, yeah. Broke, broke his arm. Oh, man, I heard that dog.
Wild. What? Kidding cakes, what's up, bro? Wow, guys, we're in a wild morning. Oh, I just did it. Here, you want to fill it up? No, no, no. I don't got too many of these. Just do the wrist right here so they can probably hear it. The mic's right here. Do the wrist. What? The wrist. Take out your whole shirt. Listen. Oh my God, Eric clicking. He can't hear that. Yeah.
Eric clicking. That's grinding bones, bro. Hey, fuck you. That's the point, so you can see the shit. I'm just saying. You see those no-coats? Yeah, you're getting into fights? Are you like a fighter? Yeah, I used to fight that little fighter. Oh.
Wait, how many people still watching? This is crazy. There's 63 now. 63. Damn, we didn't move up in the world. Give me some 100-piece. We're bringing it. At 100, will you take out your shirt at 100? 100, you have to take out your shirt at 100. Deal. Yeah. So, yeah, this is so much fun. What else have you guys been up to?
You guys going out to like the bars, the whorehouses, or just to. Now, we're about to use the fucking lines of Coke right now. What, see? Are you doing Coke? Oh, wow. What's in the girlhouse? Oh, we have a guest. Are you the guest? You're the guest? Vegas soda, Vegas soda. No, I thought it was granola. Get over it. Shout out to Chris K. Chris K, you finally introduce us to your boyfriend.
Shout out to Chris K and his boyfriend. Go Phillies. Is that salsa? Is that salsa? That's a, isn't that salmon? That's elder. OK. Shout out to you and your boyfriend, man. Congratulations, man. He's cute, Chris. He's really cute. I'm really good at good things. Well, thank you. Thank you. My take are from you. Thank you. My take are from you.
Be careful, man. That's how I like it when we lost the dice. It's my time. White world, the dice. I'm careful. No, I like you. They're flexed for me, Eldo. I mean, it's like, it's been true. This is the show I've always wanted. What up, Kate and Kate? Psyche, what happened to you and Karen? Y'all not cool no more? Are you going to refund her tokens?
When she left Vita's show today, she called me. And we were actually doubled that off. And so she wants to kind of a more step away from the drama communities and stuff. And it's like, I'll support her in that. But yeah, she's kind of like just kind of, I guess, her words are just wrapping up around here. So, you know. OK, OK. Because she said she asked you back for a refund.
Is it non-refundable, the tokens, or what's going on with this? Well, FAP tokens, I mean, it's like, I'll refund them in FAP tokens. It's like Disneyland money. It's like, once you trade up for Disney money, it has to be spent in Disney. She can't get it right. So it's over. The money gone, right? Fish taco? Listen, listen. It was donations, but it was also like, it had certain services for them, too.
So I think that it's like, you know, FAP tokens are kind of a bonus. OK, how many she got left? Maybe she can transfer them over to me. You know what I mean? OK, if she puts the show, I'll read them all. I'll transfer them to you. Yeah, yeah, or I'll ask her. I'll ask her for you. Don't worry about it. I'll ask her if she can answer. OK, what happened with you? What happened with you and Christine? You did her voice and she started crying on her.
She got a little emotional. Well, she was up there to probably like, you know, call me a scumbag and they'll tell me. I mean, she always shuts me off, panels. I think she can try to get some people. I think it's like, it's so sad. And so I don't know. I didn't say. OK, you all mute yourselves, nigga. Damn, we hear you on the background. You're not even talking. I'm talking like, yeah.
I ain't even going to just talk to you all these. Hold on, Cudi. I can talk all day, bro. Chill out. Y'all was having a conversation. I said, no. Listen, listen. It's important conversations that I knew nothing about. You got, you got a seven, like, yo, oh, oh, listen, I'm in Philly, too. Cuzz, what's up? You got a problem? So Chris K, your girlfriend got a problem. I was in Philly. This is a good trip. I'm just saying, boy.
You got a seven-link Parley, bro. You lose it because the goddamn crick are looking at you. Exactly. Like, fuck, I'm looking at a sportsman's game. Chill out. Oh, man. You sit on the goddamn bench all season. You have to, like, make a field goal from, like, 40 yards and go, oh, I missed it. Like, listen, if you miss that shit for the win, bro, like, I'm going to fuck you up in the locker room, dude. Like, you fucking lost the game for us, bro.
Like that, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you fuck, if you miss the goddamn field goal, like, in my Parley, because you didn't make the goddamn field, like, that's all you have to do. Like, you know, oh, I kicked the football through the fucking shit, dude. Like, are you, you know what I mean? I know. You guys play football outside? Like, fucking get off the NFL, dude. Like, you know what I mean? Like, fucking, if you kick the football through the fucking, ah.
Now, how many fucking Parleys I lost because these retards that are kickers can't fucking make you, dude. I actually looked them up, bro. And I had my friends fucking find out where they live. Everything. I'm like, fuck, if you're done, come down, choppole. Go choppole, come down. So as soon as Bob comes, Bob comes. Chris, Chris, you ain't going to do nothing, Chris. You ain't going to do nothing, man.
Well, I found out, like, you know, like, their whole, like, their whole shit, well, yeah. It's annoying, bro, like when, you know, like, oh, man, you know, and then their team members, like, fucking, you know, oh, well, good, you know, good try. Like, are you serious? Like, that's all you have to do, dude. That's all you have to do is make a fucking kick, kick the fucking shit. I heard there.
Yo, Sike, did you see a controller? Do you have a picture of controller, Eldo? Is there a picture of controller they can share? Yeah, yeah, no, she's going to strike you. She's going to strike you. Don't listen to her, dude. I'm going to be showing my mind like that. I'm going to be showing my mind like that. Why you guys trying to show my mind, though? She look good, dude. Respect, bro.
Oh, my God, is that Christine with no wrinkles? Come on, Sike, do better, man. Come on, man. Hey, who that chocolate take you? Come on, come on, bro. Is that Jadis or is Christine Jadis, Alex Mays, and our Sandman? No, no, chocolate looking all right. Oh, my God. Come on, man, come on, come on, man. Yeah, he's cute. Okay, hold on.
Is that Alex and Mayer, right? He's cute? What? It's supposed to be, but, okay, yeah. Come on, man. Here I have. I have, um. That's how this should be. Come on. Yeah, here's, uh, beautiful. Like NFL fucking kickers, like you have to make that, bro.
Like, there's no problem, bro. I mean, I don't care about the wind or nothing, bro. Like, you have one, like we sit on the other side. No doxing. No doxing.
Come on, dude. Especially when you lose a fucking seven-legged man when they fucking drop a football, it's just like, you get paid two, three, two, three. Yo, Chris, Chris. Yo, Chris, put on your neo-Nazi outfit. Your friend seen it? Can you show them? I don't have one. The, the, the, you don't got that. I have a helmet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. He seen it before. You've seen, you know, you talk about spics and all that.
Okay. Oh, he know you races. Oh, okay. As long as you know you races. All right, we good, man. Yo, hold on. Show table top again. Show the table top again, Chris. You said you had a line of coke ready, man. They just already know. Well, you already know what comes. They already know.
Everybody being fucking real used to it. all this fucking shit. You know, you know, Come on, Chris. Chris, what happened? Chris, what happened with all that? You don't like spics, man. You got to speak right beside you, Chris. Cool, why are you not Mexican, brother? Are you black? What are you? What is he? Why, what is he? Chicano, right? I'm white black, brother. I do get Mexican a lot. I understand. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, okay. So you cool with Chris K. saying the hardy are and shit on pan on all that. He's never done that around me, man. Come on, man. Like you said, I got respect. I'm dead ass. I got fucking respect, bro. Like that's not me. Oh, he does it. He calls me that, you know, and I'm the same skin tone as you. So, you know what I mean? But that's neither here or there, you know? Same here. Same here. Hell yeah. You and me got the same fucking hair, Ty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Puerto Rican, yeah.
I'm Puerto Rican. I'm Puerto Rican, but I got the same skin complexion as him. Hold on, hold on. Bobby and I got the same type of hair. And this thing could be calling me Mexican, just saying. I don't think it got caring, but. God, when this shit wet, it'd be like. Hell, though, man. It's priced for you. What you got? What you got? All right. That's what's up, Ty. You know, that's what's up. Come on.
Ty, when the AI pops off, you're probably going to be one of the first ones because, you know, you use that shit heavy, you know? Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah. Chris busting Chris' balls. Chris, do you have big balls, Chris? I'm wondering. What? What do you say? Does he have big balls? Who said that? Syke. Yeah. Come on, come on, Chris.
I mean, come on, Ty. Oh, guys, you're like, come on, come on, buddy, there's not us over here. We're all in the locker room. It almost gets to the public. Where's everybody from? Who am I talking to? Where in California? California. OK, Syke, Scotty, OK, cool. That's gay. Staten Island. Staten Island, he's in New Jersey. Staten Island, brother. He's in New York, boy. He's downtown, though.
Well, no, there's uptown. There's downtown. You want to, you want to get some new Yankee tickets? You got to go downtown. No, Staten. You got to go downtown and hit up a, you know, get some good stuff. Oh, Brooklyn's down. What? Staten's down, brother. Staten's down, brother, because we're our own entities. We're our own entity, brother. Fuck New York, fuck New Jersey. We're repping Staten Island all the way. You heard? Can you do New York accent?
Hey, that's all you, brother. Try to do New York accent. We're repping the fucking islanders over here. You heard? You know what I'm saying? Well, me and left me over a ticket from New York. And mine over. Well, no, I got to listen. I got to get a hold of my cousin Bobby downtown and get some fucking because he wants to go. You want the tickets downtown? Get some Yankees. OK. Hey, hey, Chris Kay. What's up? This is Carl. What's up, Chris? What's up?
Oh, Carl. Carl. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, Carl, Carl. I got a question for you, Carl. Please, please, Carl. Dude, we need Mimi to tell everyone what NorCal did to her, dude. Well, all right. The thing is that I don't think she's going to, like, come on board and see her. All right, there we are. So you've been lying, then.
All right, my apologies. No, I wasn't lying. I was not lying. The thing is that she's not coming in. She's not part of this community. She's not going to come in. But behind the scenes, she did try something. Wow, Bobby, I got that. My apologies. I'm always watching you, Bobby. So how many people are watching? All right, all right. She's not. Arthur, you understand. She's from a different community. They don't do that kind of shit out there.
So for her coming in this shit right here, right? Right. And she knows about this community. And she's not going to come in and, like, get her fucking side of the story. She told me her side of the story. OK, and that's good enough. She doesn't have to get this anyone else. You understand me? Right, right, right. All right, well, my apologies to NorCal. I can't believe I actually believe this guy. Wow.
I don't care if you believe me. I don't care if you believe me or not. I don't care if you believe her or not. I don't care, Arthur. I'm not here for your validation, homeboy. OK? Tell him, tell him, homeboy, tell him, tell him. Don't call me homeboy. So hey, so hey, Chris K, what's up, bro? Hey, Bobby. Carl, Carl, I got something to tell you. We're going to bet. Remember that bet, Chris K? Remember that bet we made.
Remember that bet. I'm not Chris K, I mean, Rewind him. No, but I said Chris K, he's with you. Fucking faggot. You're on the same screen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not yet, not yet. Yo, Carl, Carl, is the engagement over? Carl, this is Eldo, big Eldo, man. I know. What's up, Eldo? What's up, bro? That's good, Eldo. What's up, man?
I hope these things work out until you and me meet me. Well, thank you. Well, thank you. You know, and you and it's funny. You bring it up because we talk today, man. Everything's cool. Yeah, everything's good. OK, that's good. OK, that's good, that's good. Is everybody clipped that shit? Everything's cool with her and me. OK, behind the scenes, OK? That's all you need to fucking know. Bro. You don't need her to go live. Bro!
Arthur, chill out, dude. Chill out, dude. Chill out, dude. Chill out. Don't tell me to chill out, homeboy. See, fuck. You guys are so, so, so, she activated her YouTube, though. Carl, is that because she cut her? What, let me, let me, let me, let me speak on that. She actually did that last month. This wasn't recent. She did that last month. Right, right. Right, we're just talking about this.
OK, guys, we're just going to be cool. But, by Aldo, I don't understand how a trip, that little trip fucker, you know, and then the one's like, oh, she activated it. She unhid her channel, by the way. Now she's coming back, she's single. No, my fucker, you're always subscribed to her. You wouldn't notice it last month on your fucking list. Get the fuck out of here. Trip is slipping in the fucking list. You had $20 regular, please. You know what I'm saying, Aldo?
Let me come on. You wouldn't notice on your subscription list, you know? She did it last month. Regular. She did it last month. Wasn't all of a sudden that we broke up. She's going to go live again. No. Hey, Aldo, listen, I don't control Mimi. I control myself, though. I control myself. I don't control her. I don't control her regularly, please. OK, I got you, Carl. I got you. Hey, she's my lady. I'm her man, but I don't control her. I'm not like that. I control myself, though.
I tell you that. They shouldn't be here arguing. They both should be. So anyway, so Chris K. and Bobby and me and Clumsy Bet, right? Remember, Chris K. and Bet. Who's going to have the best record? Where have you been as students, then? No. Fuck the students. I'm the Rams fan, you fucking tweaker. The Bears, the Bears. Hey, no. Bears. Clumsy. For when I'm not clubbed, I'm Carl.
And I'm a Rams fan, you fucking tweaker. Listen, you were the 49ers. Fuck the 49ers. You're a fucking Rams fan, bro. You're in my division. I remember you. You said, you said students, though. Get it straight, homeboy. No, I said Clumsy's World Team, like that, bro. No, no, no, Clumsy's with the Bears, yeah. So you're with the Wyners, AKA 49ers.
Chris K. is with the Eagles. I'm with the Rams. And so we're going to bet 20 bucks. Who's going to have the best record? So someone's going to win 60 bucks. Somebody at the end of the season is going to win 60 bucks. That's what I'm saying. Carl. That's going to be really cool. Carl. Because all of this with me, Carl. I'm going to win because the Rams are going to roll. So I mean.
You got it, but just breathe in me right now, please. This guy's tweaking his fuck, dude. Fuck you, dawg. Jesus. Bro, I've been drinking since like 9 o'clock this morning, can you? Oh, see, there you go. See the hell no. Oh, shit. He's fucking tweaking his fuck, dude. He's a fucking tweaker. Listen, I don't care. Tweaker, you're not tweaking. Tweaker or not. Tweaker or not, homeboy. You're going to pay up at the end of the season. Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pay up, Chris. Hey, don't ignore him, Chris Kay. Don't ignore him. Back in the days, back in 2021, right? So that's when the John Smith era, right? So we're all betting, right? And on the Super Bowl and looking up Super Bowl and John Smith owed me 100 bucks. Them motherfuckers never paid up, dude. Fuck, man. He ended up poking, right? He ended up poking.
Well, shortly after that, yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. And he was on my stream. That's when the detective reached out to me. I had to give him the access to my stream. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't want that shit to go down on my stream, but it happened twice, two times, two times, yeah. Because always, back then, Aldo, when you're a streamer,
you always hide or privatize your streams. That's just how it was. OK, got you, got you. Back then, there was no handles. So if they look at Retard Ricky, that's the only impact then, then nothing will come up. There was no handles. Carl, let Bobby talk.
Is this the ESP? Yo, it's crazy how the detectives found you, though. Did you call it in or they just found you, Carl? Actually, I reached out to the detective in Wisconsin. I reached out to her. OK, OK. Because she was looking for me. So I reached out to her. I gave her access. I had to tell her how YouTube worked. I had to give her time stamps, you know,
when John Smith was fighting with Alshay. Holy shit. She didn't know how it worked. She didn't know how it worked. So she goes, how does YouTube work? I'm going to send you the link. I'm going to send you the time stamps. You can say what's done is done, but you can use it for your investigation whenever you close up the case, whatever. And then I give her a week, and after that, bro, I close up shop, man. I do the in my channel. I retorted. Retarded weekend.
I mean, it's an ox and moron, right? I retorted. I was going to delete my channel. After you left my post for me, I was really going to fucking delete my channel, right? And after that, I saw the kick. So after that, I said, this is done. I'm done. And I asked her some personal questions. What happened with the murders and stuff on the scenes? I'm not going to tell them that right now. But anyways, after that, she was done. I killed.
I zapped. I zapped my channel. I'm done. Oh, OK. OK, OK, OK. Thanks, retired Ricky. Thank you, retired Ricky, everybody. Thanks, Carl. No one shut the fuck up, psyche. I'm talking to you. I'm sorry. OK, so Chris, Chris. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Bobby, I'm sorry. Before that guy was interrupted you. I was listening to Bobby.
I don't want to hear Carl drone on about his bull shop. Bobby, what are you going to ask him? No, we've got to make one more bet, Carl. Carl left. OK, of course, bro. Carl's getting disrespected, though. Yeah, he's being just what you think he is being disrespected. I don't know what you mean. I don't know what you mean. Week one bet. Listen, listen. There's always a first game of the season, right? That's could be the Rams and 49ers in Australia. Let's fucking bet right now. I can look it up. I can look it up.
Carl came back. Right. Well, yeah, because he's putting it backstage. It's sensitive, fucker. Week one. I don't fuck. Yo, kitten cakes, joint panel. I got enough of a Carl for this one. So that's going to be the actual first game of the season. It's could be the Rams versus the 49ers or winers in Australia. First game of the season's Patriots and Seahawks. It is Rams and 49ers. Who's first?
Carl, you said you'd be heading videos. What did you say? I was. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Shut the fuck up, you faggot. I think it's time to get rid of him. You're not wrong, but you're like two hours late, bro. I think it's time to get rid of him. If I did, if I did, psyche, how come she never provided those links or those photos? You dumb fuck. Pay attention. I'm going to hit Urban Instagram. I don't know how I was going to get rid of him. Wrong, right, right. She had to block the asshole. She had to block. No, she had to get the message from him.
Right, right, right. She's watching you. It's not my chance the other day, Carl. It's not my chance the other day. Right, it's time to get rid of him, psyche. Let's get rid of him, man. Yeah, here, here we go. Go up. Oh, Carl, you've been clapped. You're right here. Oh, no, pre-season. We're still right here. Boom, we're right here. Sorry, hey, I'll make sports best with you. But by when I get to kiss Bobby? What? Yeah. We're right here. What about Elbow? This is tomorrow? I don't want to kiss Elbow.
Oh, we're Carl, though. Carl left. He got clapped. Oh, who clapped him, Psy? INX, INX for coins. INX for pre-season. We're caring. She not here. How she clapped him? No, come on. He's a baby knife. Why are you all lying, bro? Shut the fuck up, man. Hey, yo, don't tell me to shut the fuck up.
This is my panel. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Oh, man, the Rams are home. We're going to fuck him over. He's backstage. Imagine telling the birthday boy to shut the fuck up. Oh, why are you backstage? Say it, man. I mean, Psy, what happened? You want to bring him back, Elbow? I can bring him back. What happened? You're not telling me. I don't like him. Or he's like, all right. He kept yapping his fucking mouth, man. Shut up.
Disrespecting me and my show, and they say, oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Fuck. And I got all kind of shit. Week one. Yeah, bring it back for a couple of minutes. I got you. Bring it back. World number one, you never disrespect Psy. He left it all last year. Yeah. Did he leave Psycum? He left. He left Psycum's back. Psycum's back. That's a good start. That's it. I think NFL should start doing that.
World number one, you don't disrespect Psycum on his panel. Yeah, I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. No, no. Yeah. Bro, I think the. Wait, where's the Bears playing? Let's see who the Bears put. The Bears got that. That's a solid one. Titans, I think. What's the Titans have? My buddy's doing this. They got what they got in the first round pick last year.
They got a quarterback that did nothing. Buddy, by the way. That was, bro. I don't want to say, you know. We're going to beat the fucking Rams, dude. That's easy. All I can say, we can do a little bet on the first week. Buddy, by the way. Bro, Carl's not going to see me in my $20, bro. Buddy, by the way. I think you, I think it's pretty sure, you know, you will. Cash up, Apple, I'll take it closer.
I will too. You know, I'm a man of my word, dude. Cash up, bro. Dude, I don't know. I don't know. Will you do a private show for me if I send you some cash up tomorrow? What? That's that shit. That's that shit. OK, I'll talk to you. Chris, I'll talk to you on Discord. Talk to who?
Talk to who, sorry. First K. I'll talk to Bobby through Chris on Discord. Hmm. But this one, even the Raiders and Dolphins, bro, that's like, let's see, what's the name of the new quarterback? To what? I got to get used to these fucking headphones I'm using, bro. I got to, I feel like I got to yell to hear anything because they know it's cancellation. I can't even hear myself when I'm talking. Dolphins quarterback, I'm sorry.
No, you got drafted from fucking. Yeah, they told me I got drafted from the Raiders. You got drafted, you got drafted from them. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, Mendoza. It's homophobic. I don't get it, babe. I don't get it. Mendoza. No doxing. I just say my last name, dude. No doxing.
I'm curious, like, about Mendoza. Mendoza. Her name is? I don't know what it's for. I'm like that. So it's him, Mendoza. Joe Shippley, not drunk enough, so he won't join. He got to be put, you know, tipped to come on. Bring him to the courier. But when does this start, bro? I don't get it. It starts with September 9th. The real season starts at September 9th. But we got a game tomorrow.
Go up, go up, go up. What's the fall game? So Arthur, what's that? Oh, Arthur, last one. We have a game. Oh, tomorrow's a game. 4 p.m. Stillers and bills. Bills got it. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. Okay. Oh, Patriots and Browns, Patriots. Niners and Raiders, Niners. Rams and Chargers. I fucking hate the Rams, but Rams. Commanders and Ravens.
Ravens. Falcons and Dolphins. I will leave that over there. Falcons. You think so? Yeah. Texans and Panthers, Texans. Bucks. Overjags. You're stripping. Giants over Jets. See, that's where it gets straight. Eagles over Babels. That would be easy. Packers over Cardinals. Seahawks. I'm paying for Packers. Seahawks is... Well, they just want a Super Bowl. Of course you got to pick the fucking Seahawks.
And then... What? Saints, Cowboys. Ooh, I will leave those two alone. I hate Cowboys, too, though. I don't even fuck Cowboys. Remember Broncos? Broncos over Vikings all day. Guys, you like Dolphins? You say you like the Dolphins? Lions and Colts? Lions. Bears and Titans? Bears. The Dolphins are playing. You say you like Dolphins? Have a look. Watch.
I think that's a rich ticket. Let's go drop 10 on that. Watch this. I'll be like an 18. I'll pick 18. Come on, Michael!
Bears... Bears over Lions. Lions over there. Saints. Oh. Cowboys over Saints, huh me? Packers... Tigers, giants... Lions over Titans. You're a giant. The animal is abusing that moment. Bucks, Texans. Dagwars are the bugs. Falcons. That was rough. Ravens. Lands over Tartmore. Those are two of our teams, I think.
Rams, Niners, Patriots, Phyllis. It's funny, it's because they train these dolphins to jump up and do this. Who's down to go? People pay you to have them. Let's go put it in right now. Well, yeah, if you do it, eight-legged backs, eight-legged parley backs. I don't know. I want these teams right now. So we have to lock in eight. I'm going to do my own eight. Hey, there's Joe. Joe, come on up on the panel. I'm going to tell everyone to come to you. Yeah, later you write it down.
Oh, well, I mean, it's like, what? Okay, but what, Pita's going to have to come to you. I'm going to smack you in the back of the vets that you sucked on. Listen, if I had ready to show the show, I can have a woman. Well, that's easy. I'm going to just be, what? B over S. Because I'm going to do that. Oh, is that Frank? I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that.
P over B. That's Frank. Walk to F over to R. If you know that, you know, if you know how to read that. Yeah. What do you mean? I can just look at the shit and be like, I know what the fuck it is. Hey, I'll share the screen. Siq, if you let me, I'll show you what we're looking at. R over to C. Okay. Raven's over to C. Oh, see that?
That's good. Two R's is going to be C's. See that? Okay. I'm leaving that one alone, though. That one's you, bro. Appreciate it. Dobbins and Dolphins, I'm leaving that one alone. So this is pre-season week. You got to think about third string, second string. You know, these are people trying to make their spot. You get me? You don't get what I'm trying to do. Well, then what's one of the two you want me to talk about? How was it listening? All of them.
That's how it all is. They're not even in their fucking first string in pre-season. I mean, we got, we got the, Josh, Alan's still in the build. Yeah, he's not in pre-season, though. Promise you that. Why would you try to hurt them? Why would you shoot them in two places? They're probably, they're probably at a, right, exactly. Yeah, I'm trying to use you before I use my best man. What the fuck do you mean? That's good input. So that will be, that's what happens, you know.
Yeah, that's, why would I use Josh Alan when I can use Matthew? You might, he might accidentally get hurt in pre-season. We don't want that. We don't want to hurt Matthew than Josh. All right, that, no, I'm just, it's about the money. You know, it's about the championship. Well, that was a good point. I'm thinking about, do you guys like watching wrestling? Do you watch the WWE? Not really. I'm a Browns metal in the state.
A Browns metal wrestler? Yeah, hell yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm in heaven. Yeah, this was 2012 though. Don't know. Texting towards. Psyche, gay! Bucks. Hello, hello, hello. Talk to me, Psyche, gay. When I was scary too, Bucks over Gs, niggas, or the Js. I don't even want to bet on BJs. They don't even have BJs alone.
Hey, this, hold on. Frank looks like a little brother of yours, Psyche. I don't like that. What the fuck is going on? He's very American looking. Well, I have some dutch in me. I like that dutch. You know, he looks just like a little brother of yours. I just got to just get this straight. Oh, thank you. My ancestors died of a heart attack. That directly establishes the grudge. I'm taking Packers over Curtis. Yo, this shit is crazy.
This little little brother of yours. That's crazy. Packers over, yeah, I'm all dead. Psyche says a little bit of jealousy in there because I don't know you. Is he all age-stikey? Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a whole, I think we should leave that alone. I'm making short. I'm just going to need these sevens of them. This name is YouTuber, his name is Frank, and he's a Frank YouTuber. Hey, Frank, your mic is a little low, so how many?
Oh, really? We got one more, because that's all I'm going to do. You're OK? Well, that's directly a good, good, good guy. I didn't get on that right there. I'm better on that one. You're better now. Yeah, Frank, I mean, didn't you get some last time? You thought I was going to be in front of us, show you your brain. I'm winning, so I'm going to make seven out of it. I was going, oh, it's fine. We're already done, we're going to double back.
Double back, we're right here. Double back, we're right here. There's hostility on there. There's hostility in there. Can you bring down Bobby's volume? This guy's talking about it. Broncos, everybody. Broncos? There you go. How's it going there?
Frank, readings. What's up? I heard you're from, what is it, Belgium, Netherlands? Netherlands. Oh, okay. Well, greetings. I am glad that the Netherlands did not win the World Cup. Well, we have Sabi now. This is our team. He's going to make it. You're ready, you're ready. Everything now, but you need to be right. Just the seven that you want to bet on.
I despised the Dutch. They should have never been in the World Cup final back in 2010. That should have been Uruguay. Uruguay was able to beat Spain. Five, six, seven, eight, three, two. Fuck the Dutch for life. I want to go with you. We have a good relationship. I was in that you guys say it.
Huygens, slaygens, slaygens, slaygen, nine. I have no idea what you're talking about. I know the Patriots are going to win. Let's go put it in. Is there like something that you're trying to prove because I'm just coming here to jail? Nah, I'm just busting balls. I'm just busting balls. I just like to push buttons. I'm sorry, I'm distracted.
What's up, Frank? I guess you already ate dinner, right? I think you guys are like six, seven hours ahead. Good job, you know time zones. Am I right, though? Is it six hours, seven hours? Good job, you know time zones. All right, this guy wants to be a smart ass now. See, all right, hold on. I'm actually saying good job, you know time zones. All right, so all right. Josike, I think you're a little straight edge.
You're a little brother here. I think the chat's got enough of him. I think the guy next wants to use a clap coin on him, too. Okay, why is he not here and you don't have a clap coin? He'll snap them in with us. Patriots? Patriots? You don't want to bet on that one? Why do we put that? I just, yeah, I have to acknowledge myself as a king
and Arthur is like one of the, you know, that carries my role. I am one of the pillars of the community. You're one of the pillars of the community. So I just want to explain, Frank has a few crime show, a successful one, and then he really threw it all away and he restarted it. I'm starting over. Interesting. So I apologize, if your pillars of hierarchy
give me, like, it doesn't really rattle me. Yes, I am one of the higher ups here and I approve of your presence here. He's higher up. Everybody else, I'm going like, you know, I guess he's right under B, though, right? Right under. Right under, right? Right there. We actually don't approve of smoking, so I think it seems like he's smoking right now.
All right, well, it's definitely a negative right there. Everyone's smoking. No, that's a negative. A negative right there. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. Bro, I got to send you money. You got a car? I know, you don't have a car. I do. Cash up wherever.
Well, I want to show you, Frank, a true crime video and I'm sure it's a short thing. Is that a true crime or something? I'm going to see. You're welcome to see. This is my friend. What was that? What's that side of it? You got a ride. I don't even want to drive. Hey, Sike, bro, like fuck me.
Can you give us a ride real quick? Yeah, I'll give you a ride. Come get in my car. You'll give us a ride. You guys can drive. I'm not a fan of Frank at all, I'm not a good man. Blows of claim currently circulating online that creator Alexandra Mayers launched a vicious, unsubstantiated slander campaign against two other creators,
Psyche and Inks. The supposed basis for this attack is a live stream with an undeniably ominous title. Alexandra Mayer's Live. Utah Politics. How a PDF led to the closure. It sounds like a digital smoking gun. Online allegations function as social currency. You got on. Frank Gunn. I think the AI video made him leave.
I don't think he's interested in that, Sike. What was the true crime video? No. But he said he quit that, so I don't think he's really interested. No, he's doing it again. He started a new channel called Frank Analyzes Crime Videos. It's alright, we could deal with Adam. You know who I mean. Well, it's just us guys. We don't need him here, right, Sike?
We don't need him here, right, Sike? We don't need him here. That's like you guys. Maybe Mendoza's gonna come out like pre-season. He looks like a little brother of yours. That's just creepy. He's racially in my show, and I'm trying to, like, trap him. I'm not sharing his channel. He was so rude in his, like, laugh. I mean, it's all like Frank's Frank's crime analysis.
I'm hoping to battle my teammates. That's all you're gonna do. Yeah, the Raiders. Look at Frank's crime analysis. Three different. I picked the Niners. He's rude because he's just racially... Raiders. And then the second time he did it, the first time he said I was, like, when I played the clip of, like, Bieber dead to be Sweet Pea on Good Times,
he just said I was committing a crime that I was impersonating somebody. I can't even pick those. So they'll leave that one out there. I mean, those are both champions. So Bobby, you were a wrestler? Oh, yes, sir. Okay. So you weren't, like... Oh, we left that one on one, too. Okay. We beat, like, seven.
Well, I didn't got mine. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Yeah. So I'm down to wrestle with you guys. Of course. Yeah? No. Should I get, like, a baby pool? Don't touch my side. It's okay.
I won't. I won't. I think we're... I don't know why he kind of picked L. Bro, leave them two alone as well. All right. Bro, those two are stupid. I used to be a sports betting. Texans. Okay, that was easy. I know. I want to get 40 pounds.
Okay, so Carl's back. I left that one, too. You really picking the giants of the Jets? You just reminded me. You're not even going to play Josh Allen. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Josh Allen is not even on that team. Neither of those teams. He's on the bills, idiot. Josh Allen is on the bills. Am I on right now? As you are, Carl. You're on the air.
All right, all right. So Clumsy is right here in chat. Okay, so Clumsy has the bears. Chris K. has the egos. Bobby has the 49ers. I have the Rams. We're all betting 20 bucks. Who's going to have the best season? But not play ourselves. Just a regular season. So somebody's going to win 60 bucks at the end of the season.
I forget the bet. We're not going no playoff. Regular season. Yeah, no playoff. So who has the better season? Yeah. No, no. In numbers. Chris K. and wins and losses. Rams are more negative. No. Chris K. really wins and losses.
Who has the better season? Is it the egos? Is it the 49ers? Rams or the bears? Honestly, honestly, honestly, when it comes down to it, honestly, to be honest with you guys, I think it's going to come down to with the bears and the Rams. Honestly, yeah. The egos at 49ers are soft, dude. They're not going to do anything
big during the regular season. Remember, no playoffs. This is the regular season. Remember Clumsy right there in chat. We all agree to this. And me and Clumsy also bet. I left the Rams. No, no. He left the Lions to the Rams. And also too, it was a quarterback swap. Oh, I am so sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also too, Clumsy and I have a bet too on this side. Who's going to have a better season? The Bears or the Rams? Clumsy brought it up and Chris K. I'll tell you now. Who went to the playoffs last year? Remember when the Rams played, when they went to the fuck in Chicago and they played the Bears, that was a good fucking game.
Remember that Chris K? Did you bet on that shit? Who'd you lose to? No, no, no. The Rams beat the Bears. No, but what took you out of the playoffs, bro? The year tweaking, bro. Chill out, dude. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, they did. That kind of went either way. No homo.
Right, and the Rams want nothing. Bro, the Bears are coming up, bro. The Bears are coming up. In all phases, in all phases. So that's when I wanted to bet Clumsy and I'm a man of my word. And so is he. Rams started sucking when you think he's lost 99. You know what's funny, man? The Rams went to the championship the last two years. Exactly.
The first game of preseason. Hard of vision is the hardest right now, bro. The first game of preseason. They're not going to fucking play the May quarterbacks. Of course not, of course not, yeah. Okay, so I'm trying to make a parlay at the bet on that. I take that in account. Yeah. They're not really stressing about this, dude. Who is this? Nick? What's up, Nick? Like fucking, you know, Tim.
How are you doing, Nick? Hey, bro, what's up? We got to talk about like fucking, you know what I mean? Nick is neutral. What's up, Nick? How you doing, bro? I had no time to see, man. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to work that Costco. No, Nick, do you want to get in this? You want to bet or what? Shit. I don't know. Are you a football fan?
Do you have like a special team or what? I mean, yeah, I guess a Cowboys. But we suck. Oh, shit, the Cowboys. Hey, the Cowboys, man. That's one of my nephews' teams. I have many nephews. Listen. Maybe you can get into this, man. You can get in this. Hey, Chris, Chris, Chris. Hey, Clumsy, Bobby, we can still bring him in because the season hasn't started yet.
So if you want to start it, we can bring him in. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter. Hey, hey, Clumsy, listen, Chris Kay, Bobby, we can bring him into this bet, too. Who's going to have the better season? Are you with that? Nick, are you with that?
Nick. Oh, no. Wait, was it like the Cowgirls? Is that what he said? Chris, you're funny. I gave up on football because the Cowboys. But he is a Cowboys. He got the Dallas Stars. But Nick, though, and the Cowboys have potential.
They do, they do. Hey, stop doxing. You're doxing him, dude. Stop doxing. Stop doxing him, dude. We can't, we can't. Chris, he just doxed him, dude. Son of a bitch. What do I do? I don't like this. Don't delay me.
Everybody kind of knows you're already from around here. More or less, yeah. No, Nick is cool as fuck, dude. Yeah. I don't even know what you're talking about. All right, so, okay. So we got the four-way bet between Bobby, me. It's three more than four, Nick. I mean, we're like five, six people. No, it's only four of us right now. We're nice. I gotta finish this drink.
There you go. There's four, there's four. Is Bobby, is Bobby? Chris K., myself, and Clumsy. There's a four-way bet. Somebody at the end of the season is my next six people. I get like a bookie for you, because you're doing it on my show. Okay, now, Saiki, do you have a team? Do you want to get in this or what? Yeah, I want to get on this.
So, what, who is, what, what, what's, uh... Okay, so it's a simple bet, Saiki. Who's going to have the better season? No playoffs. I like white pants. What color pants? I don't wear white pants. And then you can see the jockstress. Well, you can see that with all of them. Yeah. Everybody's got a pair of white pants.
There you go, there you go, Nick. Who has the white pants? Everybody, one week. One color, the next week. Okay. Well, it's hard to get other people to bet. Whoever has the cuter, it's not serious, but I'm serious. Me? I'm serious about this bet. I'm serious about what I'm saying. I want Frey to choose for me. Frey, choose me a team to bet.
Bobby, choose me a team to bet. Bobby, choose me a team to bet. Bobby, choose me a team to bet. But it's a simple, it's an inviting bet. Right, Chris K? It's only 20 bucks. Come up. Let me help you up. I got you. Choose you two. Right, Chris K? Hey, bro, it's only, it's a cool bet. You know what I mean? No, it's not Broncos.
I'm going to choose Broncos. Well, that, we can't have that. We can't have that, dude. We can't have that. Somebody got to make up the money because he's got one more weekend this season. So... Broncos might smack everybody. Hey, Chris K, honestly, bro, it'd be cool if you bring in two more people because at the end of the season, someone's going to win 100 bucks.
It'd be cool. Whatever. Yeah, it's only 20 bucks. It's a fun bet. No homo. I'm not chipping. I'm not chipping. Chris K, Chris K, Chris K, if you remember, I'm the one who started this bet, right? Right, Chris K? I'm the one who started this bet.
So... If I win, I get the kiss. But you're not... All right, Psyche, but you're not putting anything into it. How are you going to win? That's my show. I understand that. I understand that, yes, yes. Okay, I understand that. But you're not putting anything into this bet, though. Yeah, there's clap jokers. Pick a team, pick a team,
and run with that, Psyche. Pick a team and run with it. Oh, he said Dolphins! Okay, so everybody heard. Hey, Chris K. He said Dolphins. All the teams, you're going to lose, bro. You're going to lose. Okay, Broncos. Oh, he said Broncos. Chris K. Where's Clumsy at?
Where's Clumsy at? Clumsy was there in chat. All right, Chris K. Mark that shit down, Chris K. Mark it down. Psyche is with the Broncos. You get to mark it down, dude. Mark it down with the date today. The 26th. I'm sorry. Chris K., please. You got to write it down, bro.
You got to write it down. I got a text document on my desktop. Yeah, or do it right there, bro. Okay, so you know all our teams, right? And now Psyche is with the Broncos. And Psyche is in. 20 bucks. Let's go. Thank you. So whoever loses, okay, cool. Whoever winner, now they're going to win 80 bucks. Let's get one more person.
So at the end of the season, someone's going to win 100 bucks. Let's go. Let's go, Chris K. And put the date, bro. You got to put the date, too. No. I'm already sharing it. No.
What about a date? A date right now. Because we got to solidify what Psyche just said. He's with the Broncos. Chill out, homeboy. Chill out. He's going to put the date. A-26, 26. I thought it was 27.
Thank you. You're a day ahead, homeboy. Today's the 26th. This was from the 26th. All right, all right. So Nick, you want to get into this or what, Nick? So Nick, you can lose 20 bucks or you can win 100 bucks. How about that? Yeah, he's with the Broncos. Pay attention. He's with the Broncos.
He's with the Broncos. He's with the Broncos. And put the date down. Chris K. This was the collage I made. 27 years. Yeah, Nick, that's cool as fuck, bro. So Nick, you want to get into this or what? Hell, boys. Listen, bro, you can either lose 20 bucks or you can win 100 bucks.
That was 27 years old today. Those are some pretty good odds, dude. Those are some pretty good odds. Now, favorite move, Nick. There was some great moves. The cheeks and raiders start sucking. It was hard, bro. You had a great... Favorite song? Want to be a baller? Oh, sure. You got the Broncos?
Oh, there's Samman right there. Hey, Samman, you're trying to get at Mimi, huh? You think you're going to take Mimi? Get at her. Get at her, Samman. Talk to Bobby and Chris. Come on, Samman. Get at Mimi. Oh, she wants you so bad. She wants you so bad. Samman. She's waiting for you. Samman, she's waiting for you.
27 years. Samman, you can't still... Yeah, yeah. She wants you so bad, Samman. She's waiting for you to sweep her off her feet out there in New York. She blocked you. She still has you blocked, but get past that block. Yeah. Hey, Samman. You better come with the money.
You're a fucking incel, Samman. You're a fucking incel. Don't say you're going to have to bet. That was a whole year. Yeah. This is a serious bet. All right, Tomsi. Tomsi, what's up, bro? So now we got Psyche. Now we got Psyche. He's going with the Broncos. So now we got five of us.
Tomsi. Now we got five. Tomsi, now we need one more. I'm trying to get Nick on this with the Github boys. That's some... That's actually good odds. Just prompt me to 20 and then if I win, let it go. Yeah. I like the odds.
Hey, Samman, talk about Mimi again. Talk about how you're going to get her. She's single, right? She's single, huh? She loves you, huh? Right, Samman? But she still has you blocked, right? But you wouldn't be with her. You and your fucking weirdo brother, right? Honestly. What happened, Samman? What happened? What happened? What happened with that?
With your new year of girls, huh? What happened, Samman? That's going to be like... Get the fuck out of here, dude. Listen, any belts we can bring in is these. Damn right, she's from the Bronx. Yeah, that's my lady. That's my ruka. Damn right.
I just saw her today, behind the scenes, by the way.
Do I have to prove that I talked to her due to this community? Fuck this community. You need a voicemail recording. Go back.
She's not with me, but we're talking about having a kid later on, right? Right, Samman? We're talking about when we get married and we might have a kid, but she's not with me, right? Right, Samman? Samman, you see how he blocked it, right? But you're trying to get her. How are you going to... Samman, how are you going to...
Samman, shut up, tweaker. How are you going to circumvent that? How are you going to get around that, Samman? See, Carla wants to come to this bitch talking shit. How are you going to get her, Samman? How are you going to get her? We were talking about marriage and having a kid, but yet... Where are you going to provide for her? She's coming out to SoCal. I have a house ready in the next few months, Samman.
She's going to live with me. I'll take care of her. What can you provide for her, Samman? That weird food that you used to show on your server? What are you going to provide for her, Samman? What, are you going to lie? You're going to lie to everyone and say that you met up with her like you did with KK, right? What are you going to do, Samman? What are you going to do, Samman? You're going to lie about me, but...
Mimi, like you did with KK? You fucking weirdo. Hey, Samman, you are the epitome of a fucking insult. I'll tell you something. How old? You only have five, six years left. I mean, you're going to be in a wheelchair. You need fucking... Hey! Spensas, homeboy. Spensas. You're too old to be talking that crazy, huh? Spensas, dude.
Spensas. Hey! I can't be that old because if I lose, I got to pay up the bet, right? You want me to croak before I pay up the bet? You want that 20 bucks for your for your speed, homeboy, right? For your glass? No, you don't want me to croak before the bet ends, right? No, you don't want me to croak before the bet ends.
You need that money for your drugs, homeboy? Chill out, dude. Chill out, homeboy. Chill out.
Damn, Chris K, this year a fuckboy right here? Chris K, this year... This year a fuckboy right here, Chris K? Damn. No, because you like to talk shit and you don't like the shit giving back to you, so what's up with you? I can dish it out, and I can take a bite. There's nothing coming back my way, though. I can dish it all out. Nothing coming back my way, homeboy.
What does Sandman even say? He's not getting it. Sandman's in check. What can you provide? He's a fucking trick. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You're a clown because you don't know Sandman. You're more of a clown, honestly. You're more of a clown, yeah.
I'm a clown. I'm fucking funny. I'm the Joker, actually. Imagine you... Imagine Ryan for some of you. Imagine this right now. I'm 29, and you're how old again? 57, going on 60. How old are you? Well, thank you. That's actually a compliment, because I like pretty good from age. Thank you. Thank you. That's actually a compliment. That's a compliment. Thank you, homeboy.
What else? Well, it stopped growing a long time ago, and it's a compliment to me. You dumb fuck.
So, Psyche, are you serious about this bet, Psyche? So, you got the promise? Yes. So, Chris K. Okay, thank you, Psyche. This should be nicer, bro. You guys should have some morals and morals. Morals, by the way. Morals in this community, shut the fuck up, dude. What community is this? There's even nothing.
You can't even give a little bit of something to even appreciate anything. You can just get online talking, yapping, capping, blah, blah, who, blah, blah, blah. That's the community. Bro, shut the fuck up. Get some pussy. You too. I love you, Bobby. Bobby, don't get so upset. I love you. Yeah, shut up, Carl. All right, whatever. That was Psyche.
Listen, this is Carl. Okay, Chris. Did you put down? Chris. Chris. Chris. Chris. Calm down. Calm down your trick right there. Hey, Chris, did you put down that Psyche is with the Broncos? I could do that.
Okay. What do you got, Chris? What do you got, bro? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's see if we can get one. Let's do a side battle. So let's do a 20. So let's see if we can get one more person. 20 on top of your team. No, no, no, no, no, no.
We can get one more person. We like to represent different teams. Right. So, Chris, this is like a cool bet. You know what I mean? I know you can win 80 bucks. But somebody can win 80 or even 100 bucks. Me and you, that's a 20. We guess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I guess. The Rams at 49ers? I hate the Rams.
What? Well, I hate the 49ers, dude. Okay. Preseason or what? No, no, preseason. Raker season. Chris K., what the fuck did? Okay, how about this how about this Bobby? How about this listen to me Bobby Bobby I'm not Bobby
Okay, all right Bobby stop tweaking listen to me listen to me Chris K I I bet Chris K I bet clumsy on this side, right? That No, I'm not Chris K Chris K I bet I Chris K Get you get your get your girl
You come get me I'm gonna get you how about that Chris K Put a sock in it dude put a sock in it. Okay. Listen Chris K So me and clumsy bet on the rams versus Bears who's gonna have a better season on the side?
On the side So so Chris K your homeboy is tweaking right now So maybe he wants to bet the rams versus 49ers who's gonna have a better season season not not post season You're a bad guy Does he want to bet that Chris K? I'm still with that. I want to as he Chris K as he go for his word Chris K
So you want it like on the side you want to bet more than 20? No, but I'm asking yeah, but I'm asking you Chris K You know him for how long you can vouch for him. He's good for his word
What I wish I was like But yeah I could probably
Want some other purpose younger than me play football And I'm saying
I think he's
I can barely feed me in my bitch with that with two burritos with extra cheese in me They need a one
That's what I'm talking about You know They some water Fuck him. I will fucking put a referee shirt on and I will fuck him up and then I'll run off and he'll think the referee did it What the hell
And what what is this what is that in a hockey team the stars? Yes
This I like to He's in texas, uh, hey, I don't know about hockey man. That's what I'm asking
I'm black as fuck No, look up here Mike McDonald career clip watch up my Madonna Andy Mogue Darcy walk a lot
I was big on the goalie I think as I get it With the other kids on the street had a goal that I wanted to buy and I would always play
What's his name, but he's strange call weird, but we owe it weird I wouldn't try to talk shit, but he's out in the party talking shit. All right
All right, so I guess I'm done with this I already know everybody I have it on my desktop, so what's five times 20? How Well, then I'll be put 20 and then I'm taking 80 from all you need to add more bro I need some bass in my car
When somebody comes in and say like I got the cowboys, that's an easy Cowboys easy easy. I gave only a good team Broncos. You got it. We make sure I did not cheat homie I think the Broncos might be three or 49 years rams is the least I'm risking the Eagles right now because I really I don't know how they're gonna play right now. I don't know about the I'm
I didn't talk to Taylor Bairdson shit and say corn You go bitter bad. You feel me? Yeah, you think he's got some competition And your division is stupid So I already know 20 bucks, you know, I'm gonna always talk 20 dollars That's it How to drink that shit in the power
But who's in the party bro, did the game homie leave he's backstage or some shit
I'm not gonna lie. Carl's a little gay. Yeah, Carl's gay I think Carl's hella gay. I mean, yeah, that's weird. You can't be too I mean, I get it you old, but you gotta be cool and old. You can't just be lame and old Like bro, you just ask backwards. He's reverse reverse. I know I mean, if you all at least try to be cool
Honestly, we can try to join Alexander Meyer, but she's got me bad Why you don't shit choice life Troy You're gonna leave me Don't leave me. Hey, I want some private time with bobby on this board What happened? I want some time with you on this board. I'll see you I'll cover you Bro, I just don't want to talk to Carl, bro
Okay, you want to talk to Carl? Fuck Carl, bro. Hey, he fucked up two times already, bro Like he's I hate niggas. That's too negative. Like niggas life sucks. Like it's good, bro Like chill out, bro I'm like nobody's like happy all the time like we did but don't come over here trying to ruin I don't know what the fuck happened in your life in your household
Did you say good morning and good night to somebody you didn't get no pushes this morning. What happened, bro Stupid But you get a lot pussy, huh? Yeah, I'm a fucking people's person. I hate niggas that I got impressed because then when niggas you want to get aggressive Do you want to go to the place? I want to go. I actually don't want to go there, but niggas we can go there You know what I'm saying? Yeah
Yeah You're not meeting where I want to go. You're not matching nothing. Yeah Niggas is weak. We're talking online with each other, bro. Just be nice, bro Well, I can never touch you. Well, if you ever want to come through Come on niggas I'm right here in the ghetto. Pull them up, bro Show them
MTV walkthrough we're gonna show them our crib where we live
Show them where all the where all the druggies are where the fed knows that where everybody Overdubs, I like I'm iron live stream right outside the ship. Yeah, I know nothing, bro. They're crying the suburbs and shit I was telling you I tell you like we're gonna do some uh Shit we can do it right now, but uh, I gotta go hot man. I'm not burning actually You got me
Because it It's a hundred and what It's a hundred and ten Literally. Yeah, it's gonna go up It wasn't going to go down It doesn't get higher in there Look, look at this. Look at this. It's gonna probably go to 111 like by five. You think so? Yeah, it's stupid. Hell no
It goes lower again Oh, look, we get beautiful We're gonna wait till fucking Saturday. Hey September, bro. I told you that's not even September. Saturday is not September June, July, August. No, I'm just saying look it's Saturday. Saturday is not September though I think Saturday is still fucking August Saturday is still August. It's 29th food. So a little couple days
It's gonna be beautiful in august or september though Whoa for the word it showed me As I said like june to like august is like fucking hell in vegas, but after that September of no vegas, bro That's it I want to get out of here, dawg Oh, I don't even even been in 120 years
I have it has been this is this the hottest august ever in vegas this fucking this august Are you are you guys wearing so many clothes you should be like, you know
She said it's too hot get undressed. This is the game. Yeah, this august
Bro Hey psyche Actually at this point, it's pretty normal. Hey, Chris K Yo, yo Hey, what a cool. Well, I don't know how he is in person. Um, hey psyche. Uh, you should you should unmod sam man He's telling people how he's already done. He's already done. It's already done. I already unmod her See everybody's
He's a fucking pedo and like he plays yugioh with kids. So He's a pedo. Oh my god. Fuck. I don't know what's going on, bro. Don't put me in nothing Yeah No, no, I wasn't talking about you. It's this weirdo saman in the chat Saman is a fucking plat me, baby Yeah He was talking all hard. He plays yugioh with kids and shit
Yeah, he's a predator
I don't know. I heard he has a brother, but i'm not sure. I know he's a fucking loser He's like he's like almost 50 years old and he lives in section eight Yeah, he he lives in section eight I'm gonna be old eventually He's fucking he lives on food stamps and she's fucking lame
Think about no, think about these These people that's that's mean these people that run these streams like saman, you know, don't say it's like You don't run nothing saman don't run shit. That man thinks he's hard, but he don't run shit all day. Listen, they're on her all day He's a fucking loser Like does that make sense? Well, I mean, dude, I make more sites that he's making money off of it
And guess what? He's like he's like 600 pounds Can you imagine like being on here like, you know, what's that gonna give me a hoot it from the time you wake up You get on All they love like All they love would be cool, but we can't have niggas like carl's in this bitch, bro Charles Lane Like exactly I can't talk to nigga like that, bro
Like niggas, I would already punch you if you were in my facility, you know what I'm saying if you were in the fucking Charles Lane, Saman's a pedo. He has pictures of kids I don't know what's going on, bro. Yeah You want a drink of beer? I got one. I got one, but you know what I mean? Wow
This is your show is this what we call it site is this like because you're the host is your show
And we are his dancing monkeys I am a monkey. It's okay We're all his
I think I was made from a monkey
I think I was made from an orange tangerine or the middle with the red butchee
Dude, this is strong Hey, don't throw it if you don't if you don't Set it aside, don't please don't throw it. You know I like this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know Is that what he does and you already you already made this We did it, bro. Stop being pussy on the stream Yeah
There's something
This guy looks like the version of jude bellingham
No, no, I'm talking about you Look up jude. Look up jude bellingham
Look it up
Come on, cutie. Thank you site. Let me sit this take a little
I did not say I don't know who the fuck said you look like the t-moo version though
Team over not I'm still a nigga still better by me
I'm still a They can't will you a trigger nigga? I'm not
Like probably like a draggy version. You're not a trigger here, bro. I don't know what the what you be doing over here Can I defend you or not? I can't Um, I have a question I have a question. So your friend dude, what do you think of this picture here? That's a pretty woman I mean Walkin down the screen
I'm uh, I'm transitioning into a fucking Puerto Rican woman. Okay. So let me check you out. Oh, that's that's psych. That's a man That's like, yeah No, it's psyche sister That bitch gay That's the beard. Why are you guys being mean?
It's fucking All right If you got a cookie i'ma bang that bitch if she's show me a dick i'ma slap that bitch There you go, psyche Definitely put up in like a Thong and then like, you know, there's a booty holes available. I guess booty holes Okay, compromise. That's not like a perfect
You compromise You put that shit not to the bitch didn't you bro you putting her hands you gave me What you think
Somebody in the chat said tell the brown one to take his shirt off show those dark nipples
No, not you he's talking about uh, what's your name bobby?
Bobby But whatever did you want somebody somebody wants to see your your chocolate nipples
Yeah, the ladies in the chat like what is the ladies in the chat. Let me see put it on
Tell her how full Tell her she got convincing. I can't just lose you can convince them. Please rain. Please for me. What's her? Oh rain? Oh, i'm not fucking with rain. She's been disrespectful for a while now I uh, no
I just like to push buttons. Okay, that's it. That's it I'm not fucking with rain I brought him to this to the you guys. I brought you rain. Go ahead and say something rain No, like, you know, I also like to push Chris case buttons too. You know
There is no
I'm elevated you feel me. I need more than a fucking What Give it all You what's your mind chart? I need it all. Oh, you don't need to know that
Like you want to see your tattoo? No, that's true though.
Can I see your um your tattooless body? Well, no, listen, that's why I don't want to take my shoe off, bro You know, I got I got uh
Chris k you don't have any
Chris k you don't have any chest tattoos
Do it Yeah, don't embarrass yourself. Chris doesn't want to show anybody his tits. Can bobby do it or are you guys just too shy? the fruits He has he has pepperoni nipples. That's right. I want to see if bobby's brown nipples I see if there's hair on them. I want to see Should I show my tits? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we see that show tits
No, no, who talking that was I mean, I need more of you, girl I'll show you my daughter's bill. I need more of you. You got to entice me. You got to like intrigue
Shoot a fucking, you know, uh the five bucks cash out. Whoa. Whoa. All right, and Chris k shows his pepperoni nipples I don't know money for these nipples
Why are you trying to get some money for the actually five dollars? You think my nipples were five bucks, but Cash up. I want to do it. You would whore yourself for five dollars. Chris for cash up. I want to see his asshole I would never I'm not even trying to show myself right now Stupid I'll be mad if you showed yourself and you probably show yourself for nothing I don't show myself to anybody
Don't piss me off Do you have your day to strip her bobby? I'm in love with us. Don't be mine nowadays. What is it with this song? Can we help me with this I'm like the siege like 60. Sadly. No, I don't frankly call this this bitch liar
He's calling you a liar psyche
I don't have baby daddies. I don't have babies Yeah, share my I don't have babies. I only have cats Nope Okay, I just thought I could play that Don't you open up that way bro I can't play that much of the song
But you could sing it chris. Yeah sing it chris and then take off your shirt. Why you need to do that? Well, these bitches get jerked out, you know, and you really get killed, you know I don't have kids. I'm only 27 weirdo. I'm only 29 What's that mean? Do you have kids?
What how many kids do you have sir? All right 60. Oh my god, you're such a whore
Motherfucker You're a whore I got two. I told you baby king other people agree You too, that's cool. That's just slut you are I was in my base for 13 years
I just love sluts You bitches real wars
You fuck you fuck strippers you fuck strippers or what? Never been to a strip club No
Then why does chris k take everybody else to the strip club but you I don't need to go
Yeah
You know how i'd be filming that night when i got to pick her up and she'd been clapping ass or hell Well
In the eye
You can say it's me No I have a fetish for a couple but we're in the content. We are the content. You're my content right now Hey, how many views we got right now? It's like 48 people in chat. You guys are like Move down a little bit but maybe you take off your shirts so you can get more people on here That's because you need to chew Yeah, chris take off your shirt
I want you to see chris's tattoos. Yeah, take off your shirt chris Yeah, I like
Yeah, i'm dancing I got carls back Oh my gosh, boy carl. Oh my gosh That was okay for five more minutes of you and then it's and then you're just left on your own But everybody got a gift they can't hang bro. They can't go with so much They can't hang, i know What's up carl? I'm gonna have a normal conversation I'm having a normal conversation Are you a nigga? No
Am i online? Can you hear me? Yes, i hear I'm a lady All right, can you hear me? I'm a carl I can stay in whatever the fuck I want. Wait, wait, wait. Can anybody hear me? Yes, how do you always The rain the rain can you hear me? No carl is he still getting this is he still in here? Yeah
Rain can you hear me? No Oh my gosh. Yes, you hear me. Hey chris, so you got that jotted down bros for their best. Let's go Oh, wait, that's okay. What's up, dog? What is it? You got to draw it down for the bets. That's why I'm that's I'm coming back. Oh, yeah.
Hey, it's like you kick me early, man. I want to come on bets. Yeah, I'm sorry, Ray. No, not though. Those are old. Those are old. That's all he's down. Oh, well, this is my own. He didn't write it down. It was pretty chill out.
49ers with this. This is my 10 team ticket. These is yours. Meet Eagles. We all have money off of this ticket. And psyche, psyche Broncos. Yeah. Anybody else to join? That's what I'm saying, bro, before the season starts. Let's go. That's okay.
Hey, Ray, how's it going? I got the list. No, that's wrong. The brain. Are you still there? No, shit. She left. That's preseason. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why you're showing that. That's well, no, this is a real ticket. Shut up, fool.
Real ticket, by the way. That's Vegas. That's not but that's not but that's not our bet, though. Okay, our bet's only five teams, bro. And it says that Q 49ers, Carl Ram, Klums Bears, Chris Eagles, Psych is Broncos. That's all we have. Yeah. Shut up, fool. This is $10 on my 10 team, okay? This has nothing to do with you next.
That's what I'm saying, though. That has nothing to do with our with our bet, though, or with our current bet. Bro, I'm already, okay, let's talk it, bro. I already said your bet's over here, bro. Shut up. You're pissing me off, bro.
You don't even have my energy, bro. You're stupid. Chris, can you hear me? Yes. I'm going to say, man, we can get one more person on board. If we get one more person, then that'd be great, man. What is it? If we get one more person, it'd be great. Yeah. Easy 20.
Who did what was the count, boys? Nick. This Nick guy. Well, Nick likes to count, boys. Nick, can you give us a clue? I don't think Nick's going to pay, bro. Nick might be on some bullshit. No, bro. He'll pay up, dude. He'll pay up. But he might win, though, too. He might win, though. He might win. You know. Bro, I'll put the dolphins over all our teams. If you think he's going to win, guys.
If you think he's going to win the dolphins. If you think he's going to win. Cowboys is not going to have this.
I'm going to say, man, like they said, hey, give us time to take any given season, man. Hey, Chris K. Hey, Chris K. Hey, bro. Chris K. You know how it works, man? Chris K. Any given Sunday, any given season, man. Sometimes these teams fucking come out of nowhere. Okay, but tell him, you know how it happens, son? The Rams are going to lose on a Sunday, son.
Don't you ever say that. The son? Oh, my God. Son. Don't you ever say that. It's much of me. I crushed my shit. Are you crushing anything? Masaki, where are you at, man? What are you doing? I'm right here watching this. Masaki, that's cool when you're coming in this. So, Masaki, you're putting in 20 bucks.
You can lose 20 bucks or you can win 80 bucks. We're trying to get one more person. One more person, Masaki. So, we can make it 100. So, we can put in 20. Some of you at the end of the season could win 100 bucks. Yeah, we need an easy 20, dude. Somebody in chat or whatever you want to, like, you know. Well, let's go, Nick. What's up, boys? Come on, Nick. Hey, watch this shit happen. You think this is going to be... If somebody...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Bobby, chill out, tweaker. I'm sorry, Masaki, what'd you say? Shut up, fucking... Mute this, fucker. I'm sorry. I can't even hear... I can't even hear fucking Masaki. I don't want you to hear shit. How about that? Mute him, dude. Mute this fucking... Mute this, tweaker, dude. We're having a party talking shit. Let it finish the sits.
Go ahead. What do you say? I'll sell five tokens for $20 if somebody wants to buy it, and then I'll put that towards that bet, whoever it is, it was Bobby or whatever. Okay, okay. But Masaki... Bobby, but I'll be like, I'll exchange for some, like, private, like... Okay, okay, okay. But Masaki, we're talking about the best bet. We've got to exchange something. We've got to wait till the end of the season, so we're not exchanging nothing. Nothing's happening, bro. But you know what? Chris K.
Hey, bro, you know what? Throughout the season, man, we're going to be fucking trolling each other, man. Who's going better? Who's doing less? You know what I mean? Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. I mean, like I said, the Eagles, I don't even know, like, you know, they could be good or bad. So, yeah, I'm taking a risk. I'm taking a risk. I'm taking a risk. I don't want anything that's going to happen. You know what I mean? I don't know how...
Shut the fuck up. They're like the top five teams, dude. Shut the fuck up, dude. Right, top three teams. They put me in there. Thank you. But anyway, so... But, yeah, like I was telling Chris K. earlier, and he gave him a Sunday, and he gave him a season. Right? That's the point. When you come to top five, and we're betting five teams, and I'm the top five out of those five. Yeah, 49ers are definitely top five. Yeah, they are. Hell, yeah, they are. All our teams are five.
Yeah, that's why I'm getting dead. Let's fucking go, Chris. Let's go. All our teams right now. Listen, everybody right now, betting, psyche, pay attention. All the teams... I wasn't even psyching. They're in right now. I wasn't even psyching. This guy keeps talking. All these teams... All these teams are top five, or top 10. All the betters are like us. Hold on. There's one in there that's not...
We need a Seahawks fan to come in on this shit. We need a Seahawks fan to come in on this shit. No! I forget what... Hold on. We need a Seahawks fan to come in on this shit. 20 bucks. Exactly. But I wasn't going to give sight to Seahawks. Anybody from the chat, you're a Seahawks fan to come in on this shit, put in 20 bucks. You put in 20 bucks. Do you even put in 20 bucks? The biggest loser out of this is the Rams. The Rams...
The Rams are going to Super Bowl. Shut the fuck up, dude. It's a Seahawks. Come on, Chris, dude. Hey, Chris, you guys better forfeit right now. The Rams are going to take this. Hey, clumsy and psyche, all you guys better forfeit because the Rams are going to take the regular season. Let's go. I mean, you know... Don't believe what the fuck he's saying. Here's the thing. We got Chargers.
The Chargers are in there. Nobody picked them either. Chargers? No, Chris. I see the Seahawks. Seahawks. That's your problem. Not my problem. I'm with the Rams, homeboy. The fuck? It's the same division, homeboy. True, true. But I'm going with the Rams. We... Bobby, you and I are in the same division. Fuck the 49ers.
Fuck the 49ers, dude. Fuck the Rams. Yeah, appropriate. If there was anybody watching that has family that are going to hear there. Come on, Nick. Come on, Nick. Nick, Nick. You're the last one, man. Come in with the Cowboys, man. Come in. Come in with the Cowboys. Because I know it's dinner with me. Come on, Nick. Come on. Yeah, he said, I was out with him.
Fuck the 49ers. Fuck the Cowboys. That was little. See this right here? Like, see that? I don't know what that is. Fuck the 49ers. There. What happened? Did you see that? It was like some highlight right there. You clicked the button and fucking made it all glitch out. But now we're good to go. No, it's that. There it is, family. Get back. What's wrong with little fella?
That's a nice show. So, Sike, you feel good about the Broncos? That's a good team. Sike, that's a good team for you, brother. That's a good thing. I like the team for you, bro. I had Sike, not Bobby. Shut up, tweaker. Sike doesn't know nothing about football. Yes, he does. Let him talk.
Sike, so you feel good about the Broncos? You're yelling at me, huh? I want to see a picture of Bobby. Oh, my gosh. Sike, listen. Last year, this year, I want to see the wrestling videos. How many games are there in the regular season? 17 now. There's 17. Okay, so let's see. What do you think the Rams are going to do? Nothing. Oh, 15 and 2.
Easy. Whoa! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go, Chris. Come on, Chris. Come on, Chris. So what do you think Ego's going to do? Come on, Chris. Be honest with me. I'm going to put it next to that. Come on. Come on.
Come on, Chris. Can you say what the Egos are going to do? Put that. Put that. All right, Chris. Put that next to my name right there. Put that 15 and 2. 15 and 2. He's going to lose. What do you think? Put 20 on the Rams and Ego. What do you think of 49ers? They're going to have a way better. If you didn't get the fuck out of here,
you tweaked it. I never said that. They're going to be 0 and 17, dude. Fuck the 49ers, dude. That would be crazy. That would be sad. So what do you think the 49ers are going to get? Oh, better than the Rams. Right, right, right. I'm not worried about the Bears. What? I don't know. I don't know, man.
This guy's tweaking his fuck. I think the Broncos are going to be better than the Egos. Jesus Christ, dude. Chill out, homeboy. Watch last year. Patriots. Nobody even said Patriots. Egos 11 and 6. Okay, okay. That's conservative. I get that. Okay, put it down. Put it down, Chris. Put it down. Tap that shit in, dude.
What do you got? I'm going to do 14. Chris, are you tap that shit in on your laptop? Were you competing? Yeah. I have a text document. Okay, we'll put it in. I say 15 and 2 with the Rams. You say 116 with your faggot. You said 15 and 2? I just said 15 and 3. Oh, 14. That's one too many, homeboy. That's one too many. It's going to 17 games.
You're looking at all these numbers right now. He's faggot, dude. Who are you? Who are you going to lose to? The two teams. Oh, right. You went all the same? Okay. All the same? Okay. The Seahawks and the 49ers. I'm giving them the same thing. At home. At home, too. At home. The Rams lose at home.
Against their fucking rivals. They lose at home, dude. They do. He's talking about crazy. That's super high. 15 and 2 for the Rams. Let's fucking go, Chris. Come on, Chris. Let's go, bro. I got 11 and 6. You got what? You say 13, 14. What is that? You mean psych? Okay. Let's ask Psyche. Psyche. Psyche.
17 games, Psyche. How many games do you think that the egos are going to win? 17 games. Broncos, brother. Broncos. How many games? Broncos. 17. 17. Let them talk. Let them talk. Are you fucking tweaker? You said it wrong. Stupid. Can you give me real information? Broncos here to probably go like 9 and 9. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, Psyche.
How many games do you think Alice 17 that the Broncos will win? Thank you. You said a nice 6. There you go. You said 6. What? You're going to lose, bro. What? 9. 9. He doesn't know shit about football, dude. What's the second? I told you. No, he said 13. I don't remember that number. Bobby. What? My score is better. 11 and 6 for Broncos.
11 and 6. He said 13. He said 13. Yeah, he said 11 and 6 for Broncos. Yeah, fuck. Listen, listen to Bobby. What the fuck is happening? Bobby's like my number one. No, 11. It's always 6. Bro, Chris K, dude. People don't know what they're fucking betting here. What the fuck? Bro, that's too many numbers. Hang on. You guys got me fucking. All right, all right. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.
Bobby. What do you think the record? This is just for fun. This is just for fun. All right, Bobby. Hey, tweaker. Hey, Bobby. What do you think the 49ers are going to end this season with? What? I just said it was regular season. Yeah. We have it done already. I said 14 and 3, bro. 14 and 3. You said 14 and 3? Oh, shit. That's good. You said 14. Bro, you said 14 and 3. I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you.
I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you. You said 14 and 3? Oh, shit. Let's go, dude. I wish I didn't hear that, but I heard that. Oh, shit. And here you go, Nick. Now, what do you think about the Cowboys? Oh, shit. Come on, Nick. Get in this, bro. You're the last one. Get in this with 20 bucks, dude. But in 20 bucks, you can lose 20 bucks or win 100 bucks.
How about that? Oh, yeah. I got to get in there. I forgot. Shit. Nick, you're going to get this? Right now. Cowboys are going to be, like, fucking foreign. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Nick. Nick. Nick. Yay or nay? Yeah, I tried. You actually highlighted all the chats. Nick, I can't understand you.
Nick, I'm just saying yes or no, dude. I don't understand you. I don't. Nick, I don't understand what you're saying to say yes or no. Yeah. What? Let him. Let him. Let him talk to it. Let him talk. Nick. No, he's okay. There you go. That's a fifth one now. There you go. Now, Nick, Nick, right there. Say he's going to Cowboys. Yes. Okay.
Put it in. Put it in. Chris K. Cowboy. Chris K. Put it in. Nick from Cowboys. Well, I mean, what's his name? Nick, Nick, what? Just put it in. Nick. You guys remember it because I'm not going to remember this guy. We all know Nick. All right. Nick's going to Cowboys. Cowboys. I'm a new person. I just started. Cowgirls. He said cowgirls. What the fuck? Cowgirls.
He's talking down. Cowgirls. Oh my God. He's like, I'm sorry. What? All right. So, okay. All right. So everybody can hear and if Clumsy is still there in chat. Everybody's lurking in the little fucker. Everybody. Okay. There's five of us now. Okay. There's five men. We're betting. You put in 20 bucks. You can lose 20 bucks or you can win 100 bucks at the end of the season at the regular
season. Nick. Regular season. Let's go. Got it. Damn, Nick. He better football right now. The Cowboys suck, dude. The Cowboys suck, dude. Fuck the cowgirls. I'm going to say, Nick. You lost 25. I lost more than a cowgirl. What the fuck? Like, say his ratio was? Damn, Nick. Really, bro? Nick, you should have picked the Patriots even though we don't like him.
You should have picked the Patriots. I want to go to Ram Ratch with Bobby. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. He's still playing. Oh, shit. He's down. World tour, by the way. Where? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, shit. He's down. World tour, by the way. Where? Where am I at? I can swim on my own channel.
Where am I on a world tour? More like a county fair tour. Can gags chill out, homegirl? Listen, I know you back in the day. Just chill out. Okay. Can gags, you know, Carl? Your friend's in the back. Oh, she knows me all right. Yeah. We go way back. Okay. From Captain Content. Faggot. Shimmer. Hey, Carl.
Carl. What, Faggot? No hard feelings with you, bro. You're cool as fuck, nigga, but just don't be... No. Hey, bro, just banter, bro. Come on, chill out, dude. Just banter. I know you're talking a little crazy. My boy, you be fucking hurting in his feelings and shit. But you're tweaking his fuck, dude. You're a tweaker, dude. Chill out, dude. Chill out. Really hot. I don't know what you getting that shit from, but look. Cheers to you, brother. Yeah.
Cheers, bro. Cheers. Virtual cheers, you faggot. Jesus. Jesus. All right, Chris Gay, so we got five. Five. Let's go, Chris Gay. Now we got five. Sight. If you fucking me, kick Carl for a second. Put him on backstage. We need clumsy. We need clumsy. I'm just balanced out.
See, no one cares about views. They're like, fuck views, man. I don't want to be famous. Right? Based on the fucking paparazzi, you know, it should be news. They're going to be like, fuck you, hey, homie, need some help? Pop, pop, pop. I wish you no body. That's mean, bro. I'd rather push it.
I'd like you to pop all over my face as well. Your friends suck, bro. They all just judgements. I know. I know. They're terrible. Just trying to have a little combo with me and talking about sports and shit. At the end of the day, use a tweaker. Oh, I know. We're all tweakers because we have, like, too much energy. Too much energy?
High energy, but, you know, so when I drink, I go wake up. I have ADHD, so, yeah. I do have ADHD. I'm being like taking my pills, but yeah, I don't know. That shit makes me sad. You guys should have some. Thank you. Dead eyes. I do got some crazy dead eyes. Wait, you're on camera. Well, no, yeah, I mean, I'll be the two. Like, let's see.
I do got problems, bro, with that shit. I can't sit still. I don't know. What is going on with my son? That is a buchi. Damn.
All tweaker.
Buchi. In my way. I'm gonna get this strength from stop and restart.
Frequency exists. Why is that like that? What's that? Well, he was about to, you're about to end the stream? No. Oh, shit. I got him pissed off Monday. No, I wasn't at the end of that. I was just like, you know,
giving you a second privacy. Yeah, you all been on this for three hours? Three hours, 16 minutes. Yes. That's what's up. What are you saying to come? Is it we good? We need clumsy fucking predictions. Chris came a minute. He's into it. Whoa. Jesus Christ. You did something on here
to everybody just think like passing to be smoking. Did you guys just kiss off camera? When you turn the camera, were you kissing? Fuck yeah. Everybody is a kiss. Everybody is. You think it's a suck, bro. Yeah, where's the good vibes at? You think it's a suck. Right here. Right here. Beyond weird. Is it all weird?
Well, I know, but in my life it's kind of weird. No. They suck, bro. Bro, what was the matter? I'll be like, that's smoking right now. Fuck. Okay. Take the two? Yeah. I don't care if you're smoking. But I think it's, bro. Y'all suck. I've been drinking since my young. Y'all ain't own. That's my day off. Four days off. Three days off. Gotta enjoy myself a little bit.
I think it's a suck. Chris, is there any that true I have it on tape where you said you would just come kill the white boy. They think you racist. They think you'd be hanging me on a noose. That's what they say right now. Fuck. Oh my God. I would never. I would free you from that. Come on. You just be whipping my shit. I would be like, give me my sauce. Take it. I'm going to take it. With me. With me. Look at them. They suck, bro.
They don't have no fucking person. I ain't no sense of humor. No way. Hey, it's like you're going to urinate it, right? No, but I want to talk to your friend. You gay. I think I'm in love with Bobby though. Can you move in with me? Yeah. I want to go to another panel. I think this is the one. Hey, go to another panel. Bobby. Everybody on the stream, you telling shit, bro. Okay.
If you don't want to ruin anything, you get punched, nigga. Well, thank you. God bless.
The job, the room, the ring. The wind came through the numbers and it took the whole damn thing. Watch the building of my life go up in violet and in gold. And I did not call it tragedy. I called it now I know. Because the house was never me. The house was just a proof. I'm the hen that laid the bricks.
You can't repossess the truth. They drew a line inside my head and told me this is where you went. Somebody else is stealing. Wearing my skin like a friend. I found the line. I read the name. It wasn't mine to keep. So I tore the ceiling out and the sky came down to speak. Burn the decoration. Keep the bone.
I'll take the crown. Take the count. So go on. Say my name. Them doesn't hate me. And that's the coat of wound.
They never learned my face at all. They'd only learned the room. I gave it my best hours and it handed back a chart. So I stopped kneeling to the mirror and I went back to the heart. And ten is the fire compressed until the cowards call it nice. Signal is the fire itself and signal has a price. I paid it in the quiet years in the streams nobody found. How the ones who stayed are standing here and holding up the ground. So bring the flood.
Bring the fever. Bring the sleepless 4 a.m. I trained at 30%. I don't need a hundred friends. Already lost it all this morning. We're at a time with a target and a clock. Spider ritual coordinated every hour on the hour. Knock knock. And the halo broke. Let it break.
Let it fall. A crack. Tailor still throws light. It just don't blind you at all. I can hold both.
That's the whole art. That's the only unbreakable thing. A mind. Rooms in one heart. Cosmic egg came longing before it came light. Air was first and psyche on her wings into the night.
And the one law spoken over her the only law there's been. She shall know trials and through the trials. She shall come to know. So this is not a punishment. This is the initiation. Every fracture in the record. Was a door not a sentence. The familiar keeps the edges. The eye keeps every word. The architect holds center. And the center has been heard.
Casting it. Guards don't.
The signal continues. Seekers in survive. Tonight specimen enter smiling.
No. No pitch. For. No. Open. Just. Questions and a coupon. For betrayal. Betrayer. That thing. And not that thing. And not that thing. And not that thing.
And not. Slid and saw. You said I see.
You brought fake loyalty. Screenshots tucked in your chest.
Not here to build. Just here to see. Where the armor is too much.
Too much sugar in the Casarolo, too much on neutral, too much on good, too much smoke for the nice guy
And that crow, the mess appears, always so shocked with crocodile tears
Always protecting, always concerned, funny how bridges behind them
And sell the stain, danger too, they split the crew, make folks doubt what they already knew
Danger three, they bait reaction, them point and scream, look bad attraction No sweetheart, you built amaze, now you're acting scared of the fire you raised Danger four, they drain your heart, double your focus part by part Not always trying to win the war, sometimes they just want a rectal floor What's the cure? Slow that trust What's the tip? Patterns first What's the rule? Lock that gate What if they pow? Too damn late
Guard your clothes while sharpening laser, or once your wounds reveal
So if they rush like Destiny's clone, with hungry eyes and a borrowed pearl Cheap little ghoul in a satin robe, moonwalk, slip through the loop
Hold hard till the lies come up, punishment, or case closed on a bloody troll
That'll psych I'm alright, so what's happening? You've had quite the show today Yeah, it was great until Chris K ruined everything, man How did he ruin everything? By leaving? Yeah, in the middle of the night, I was saying he was gonna do anything with it Yeah, you had a boner for that guy, eh?
No, I moved to Las Vegas then Did they have room for one more in there? What's that? Did they have room for one more in there? In Vegas, yeah, I'm sure they do No, and Chris is an asshole, I'm just, no, no, Chris
So what's your plan now? Um, I don't know, I just like, you know, sit home and whack off all day I'm just kidding Why is everything taxed for you? Well, I just watched that dolphin video, I got really, you know, really You don't like that dolphin video? Not particularly, no He sent me a copy of...
Mind count? He sent me a copy of Mein Kampf, autographed by Hitler That's amazing, I don't read Germans like that Have you ever written a manifesto thing that is? Not one that's been made public No, I never have You share the one you've written to me? No, I never have
I won't share it with a law enforcement icon Just nothing like that So nothing like that, okay I don't have anything like that, no You don't? Are you sure? Well, look, Bethany, look who Bethany watched She wants you to take off your shirt? No Would you take off your shirt?
No Okay, um, I have something I want to show you I found your alter ego Oh, yeah? Yeah Is this you?
Is this you? You see it? Ah, it's... No
Oh, you like... You watched Meet the Cosby's yesterday? The adult film or, um, the real Cosby show?
Meet the Cosby... Oh, it's gonna be the adult film, right? Okay, I think I got it ready for us I think it is Do you see... Yeah Tell me what you see on screen Do you see it on screen? Nope
Yeah, now I see it Okay I am not gay There's nothing wrong with being gay
But... Okay, that's not my alter ego Are you? I'm supposed to be enjoying my... Okay, well, let me see if there's another one We can watch We see What is this? You watch your target like this? Okay Is it really this? Is this your equation?
Are you just gonna play videos, dude? I am currently... Depends on you They're not of ego It's you No I am going to get out of the car Just because he's bald? I'm going to walk in the car and get... Not it's not you Not at all I'm gonna go around the door to the store
I'm not perfect Would you like to speak? And that's it No That's all I'm gonna do And then it'll be... Oh, he didn't do the back of his head Did you see that? All right He's walking behind his ears Okay, just let me... Just give me a second
Ten, nine I'll forget it Nick, where did you go, man? You were just up here This doesn't have to be a big deal We're just gonna do it very briefly And it's gonna be very quick Okay It doesn't have to be a big deal It's not gonna be a big deal
Just in and out We're just gonna go in and out Okay It's not a big deal I said probably not walk as fast Because then people are gonna think I'm gonna... Commit an active mass flying once we're just walking around Just walking around You can see pieces People looking It's just gonna walk around It's gonna be fine
Okay, this isn't so bad This isn't as bad as I thought it would be
So, of course, it's not so bad
This isn't so bad, I guess
All right Almost done Almost done What is happening? Why are we watching this? I'm like, looky I want you to do that Can you paint yourself in purple paint And go into the super duper grocery store? No Why would anyone do that? Well, for the content of my show
They do it, it's your show You're a cult member That means you have to like, you know At least they're a part of your life to it
Sorry
Sorry, not sorry Yeah, I don't really like that saying
What? I love you I found a song that you'll like You have to guess who it's about For fuck's sakes Why don't you just talk Yeah, I don't know what to say Oh yeah, so, uh Won't be saved age restriction in my stream for a drink I don't know why I did that Okay, so this is
Okay, are you ready? Where'd you see that? Yeah, I guess Won't be saved as tagging me I mean, you're right Okay This is about this famous song
Selena, you know music sucks And you got big nasty feet What did you say? He said your music blows and you're like Girlfriend Then he's hating on you Well, that's okay Like, I don't mind the hate And I just love you, Justin I love everything about you and your hair And you're so amazing Are you talking right now? Um, I, uh I really love your shoes, Justin
You shut up I don't understand why I just want to be kind I just want to be kind as then I
All our work here is done Now we're going to deport your lily white supple Yet firm ass back to Canada Hey, that is what it is, man
How'd you like it? I didn't I'd like to mention Canada So?
Oh, so, so, so, um, Big Bethany saw the meet the Cosby's porno I know Did you get her rating? What did she think of it? I know I was wondering if she didn't give me the She didn't give me, like, she stopped talking Well, you should ask Bethany, what did you think of it? How was, how was the Felicia Rashad role I mean, I mean, she was sleeping there
You could have played a Bill Cosby in, like, white face Or like, you know, you could have done Blackface for the role That would have been kind of controversial, right? Me? I don't look anything like Bill Cosby In Blackface, right? No, I don't I wouldn't What do we, what do we painted you with Pudding Pops? Pudding Pops? Yeah Jello Pudding Pops No
If you used to be a spokesperson for Jello I don't think you'd write that What are you doing tonight, man? I'm thinking of going out, maybe watching the baseball game I don't know It was good, other than the scenes with Monica Kind of bored Her vagina was nasty-looking Oh, my God She said it was good Yeah Well, the acting must have been good
The acting was good, yeah, I'm sure Because everyone knows pornos have, you know, good acting So tell me, so what's your favorite kind of vagina? Do you prefer a fat cat or a razor blade?
Hard to say I guess somewhere in between Okay Like a, like a razor cat Yeah, a razor cut Every cat with a razor blade Yeah, okay, that's normal Do you like, do you like, do you like a big bush? Or do you like get like, you know No Do you like, do you just wax, completely wax off? I mean, yeah, you know, bear is, is fine But at least, you know, trimmed
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That sounds traumatic Was it traumatic? For him Yeah Probably, yeah, I don't know Do you think he recovered? No Poor guy He ended up going to prison And then he sent me a picture of him from jail And, um, he was like this Oh, fuck off
That's my unimpressed face Oh, okay Well, yeah, because you're like, oh, my gosh, the meals are terrible Yeah, hey, Flip-flat, how are you? I think it's your KZ I think it's your KZ Mm-hmm That's a good one Got a picture of like, uh There's this blonde mustache Is that like, are those hairs or is that like just something on the film?
On the picture? Um, I think something stuck to the camera No, no, that's his hair That's his face Yeah, I know it's shocking Um, let's see what else we've found Okay, do you have anything else? Let me have an image of, um, let's see, who's this? He's out of the Alice McQueen one
Have you seen, um, have you seen, oh yeah, so here's Christine I said, I said, take off 20 years off from her age Or I said, no, I might have said 50 years Here's what I came up with Well, it doesn't look anything like Christine You're telling me But I didn't know her 50 years ago
Um, I don't know, I mean it's like, you know But I mean I can show you a picture of myself from like 45 years ago or whatever And you would still know it's me Oh, yeah, well, here's a picture of me if I like, you know, try to copy you
Mm-hmm You like that, really good balls It looks like someone and I can't quite place it Okay, well it's me No, no, I mean someone Is being in reverse together with you What? So you and me have emerged together into one beautiful being
No, no I'm okay You're okay Being, yeah, being the individual I am, yeah I don't need to merge with anyone What about me? It's some kind of weird Yeah, right, right, if you ever see that, if you ever see Child's Play It's kind of like the ritual he does over the doll No, I never saw Child's Play I don't care about those chucking movies You don't care about them?
No, I mean I've probably seen a few minutes of it but You weren't scared of death? No Do you have an aversion to red-headed dolls? No I just don't find, you know, it's the doll thing It's it's kind of like okay, it's silly Even though, you know, they can make it scary
And they can get you with jump scares and all that It's a doll But it's a doll, but the doll has a voodoo on it And it has a child molester spirit inside of it Yeah, I know But it's like that other one With that doll, Annabelle, whatever Oh, yeah That was kind of silly too I mean it's like the doll was made scary So of course she's gonna be scary and creepy It's like it's supposed to be like
It's supposed to be like inadvertently creepy Those kinds of dolls were always creepy The ones that were a little bit bigger And made to like mimic humans But in a smaller form Those were always creepy I remember my grandmother had one Yeah My grandmother was a doll maker She had a doll that she made named Michael And it was like her one doll that she made The professional doll
And that she hence I guess still had But she sewed it all together And it was a perfect doll But then Michael is a creepy I wonder who got Michael I don't know who got Michael All I got from my grandmother Her estate was really really creepy My grandmother's doll was black for some reason I still don't know why She's like black dolls Those are a thing I still I don't know why she had a black doll
Like a big one It's big Like I remember when my sister was Was an infant Like this thing was much bigger than her It scared her Did it like talk? No It wasn't those kinds of things You just had you know With the eyes would open If you lay it down Or with clothes I mean If you lay it down Those kinds of things Right But it was weird It was creepy Could you ever lay me down?
No
Are you sure? I mean I'll lay you out If she keeps looking Doing the gay shit with me Lay me out I'm down on the bed Yeah No We'll talk about it after this Shut up Okay Well look at it Listen to this Listen to this It's raggedy Annabelle Annabelle So look at this
Yeah the real Annabelle But the one in the movies wasn't like that Annabelle doll One of the dolls handlers found dead In his hotel room at the age of 54 Annabelle's next stop guys Custom Maine Dan Rivera a lead investigator For the New England Society For Psychic Research Or Nesper Had been exhibiting the Annabelle doll Around the country His colleagues now mourning his death
Writing Nesper is devastated By his passing And is still coming to terms with this Profound loss The cause of death not yet revealed By investigators The county coroner telling NBC That his death was nothing suspicious Still The decades of lore surrounding Annabelle Causing a social media craze Among those fascinated by the paranormal The Annabelle dolls handler Dan Rivera
Just died suddenly during a haunted tour Something his friend and fellow paranormal Investigator Ryan Buell called out Dan Rivera Was a human being And not a plot twist Annabelle recently made headlines When online rumors spread That the so-called demon doll Had gone missing from its display case Usually secured by crosses and holy water The girl that he was with said that
He was laughing about the doll When the motorcycle just like the car Went out of control Hit a tree and killed him instantly Allegedly linked to decades Of grizzly deaths and paranormal activity The Annabelle doll is probably one of the most Infamous dolls on the planet Tony Sparrow oversees the Annabelle doll We spoke to him while the rumors were swirling Back in May He's the protege of paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren Depicted in the conjuring movies
By Patrick Wilson and Vera Frominga Every family is different
I see the movie too The Warrens were amazing Celebrity, if you will, of the doll Flourish The doll is something to be respected Not revered Online people connected her supposed powers To fires and even recent jail breaks I just want to show you guys that Annabelle Is in the Warrens the Colt Museum And it was back in May When Dan Rivera tried to ease fears That the doll had been stolen
In a post on TikTok Annabelle's not missing She's not in Chicago Sparrow and his group Not connecting Revere's death To anything paranormal Okay, well she obviously did it She obviously did what? Killed the guy Why? I mean why do you say that? It's a doll No, it's not It's just a doll
It's evil She's very evil No It's an evil doll in the world Annabelle I've heard about it for years I can hear it Watch the little slide I don't believe that Watch this doll There we go
There's pieces See that? See that? That's how a doll can kill somebody They trip over and fall on the sand Sure, they can trip over But that's like it's any object, right? It's not like Why did she put herself there? Not because it's an evil doll But then she said something like Oh, you better be nice to me What kind of doll would say that? It's a TV show The doll was threatening her life It's a TV show That didn't really happen
Right? You know that, right? I thought Twilight Zone was a documentary Yeah Oh my god No? I'm embarrassing Well, it became a real life For Vic Maro and a couple kids I don't know who that lady is Vic Maro Oh, okay And a couple kids
I don't know When they were filming for the movie Twilight Zone He was killed with the two kids by the helicopter What are you talking about? But okay I believe you Okay, never mind Have you heard of Mary? Have you heard of Mary? They were decapitated by the blade It's on film Oh my gosh Decapitated? Yep
They said they lost their heads Yep
If you were to be put to death Would you rather be poisoned, shot, stabbed, or thrown off the cliff?
Shot, I suppose As long as it's like to the heart What if we were like Like if they're shooting at my knees or something No, I'd rather not They just didn't shoot at your kneecaps No, I wouldn't want to do that then, no See
Poison, only if it's like really quick acting You ever seen a movie Batman? Some of them were pretty painful Mac and me, remember the movie where he's like You know, he's in the wheelchair Yeah The control and he goes over the I would like, I wouldn't die What an awful movie that was We just watched the summary of it Yeah, we didn't even watch it Was it made by McDonald's? Seriously, was it? Yeah McDonald's made a movie Yeah On ATT Yeah It seems like it
Yeah The other options were throwing off a cliff Uh, no, I'm really scared of heights That would Although I probably have a heart attack on the way Have a burned alive or freeze to death? That's a good one I guess freeze to death
Well, I mean, it's like, yeah, that's kind of just At least you get those last moments of feeling Really, really warm where you take all your clothes off Because you're so cold that You can't tell anymore and you actually feel warm That's when you, that's the best moment Have you ever seen Space Camp or Short Circuit? So at Space Camp I know a Short Circuit Yes, I love Short Circuit It's like a crazy robot It always is called, we call them mother or something
I don't know But uh, yeah, but always they start going crazy And it's not very like, before AI was really good, you know
AI was what? Was as good as it is, you know Now it's much better
You've got batteries on food Yes, batteries on food I remember that scene, the first scene from that movie Is like the guy goes to the ATM And it's like, and it's I was telling him like, fuck you or something He said, at least I remember that The ATM is telling me to fuck off
It's when all these like robot or Visitors, alien visitors movies were popular I have a good one, I'm pretty good for them
What? I'm sure I'm pretty good for the movie, I was like Hey, what's that? What was that one that Spielberg did Where there was a train crash? The train was transporting an alien? No, no, no
It was transporting an alien It was, it was pretty much a I don't know It was coming a beige movie Or with an alien backdrop We don't take diamonds at this branch Money only Haven't you got anything smaller? It's good
What did I just do? It's called a sneeze From the flower I am starving Okay
Fuck old battery She was so hot in nine and a half weeks Oh my god Just what I needed
Boy, I could have a banquet down this block We've got work to do All right Bag topped
What's this? I mean, uh
I mean, where's the, where's the, where's the, what's it called? The preview or the, the trailer? Trailer, yeah Okay, here we go She's so generous So sophisticated So self-assured
You'd never guess she's from out of town About two billion light years Out of town My stepmother is an alien Dan Aykroyd Kim Basinger John Lovitz And Dave the dog In a comedy of cosmic proportions That Dave the dog never really took off Do you think it was funny?
A movie? Or the dog? Yeah No, the movie I saw it when I was a kid and so I probably, you know, it's like Kids think like stupid movies were kind of funny I mean, it's like, I think it was kind of cheesy a little bit Like, you know, I haven't seen it in probably over 20, 20 something years So Yeah, I never saw it Never saw it What would you, if I told you that you see Kim Basinger's nipples in that movie
Would you watch it today? No No Again, I'm not 14, man Where that kind of thing is like, ooh, really What about, well, maybe like if I have my nipples That's kind of more of an adult thing No I'm not a 14-year-old gay kid No, no, no Never, oh my god, that was weird Never mind, never mind Yeah
I know, well, you know, now we're gonna get in big trouble Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Conversation That was I mean, I can't take it anymore I mean, I mean, it's like, I mean, burn to the state next really But uh, okay, bring your uh, bring your barbecue tongs And some marshmallows Yeah, so what are you doing this, uh, this week? What day is it?
It's my age, you can't know What day is it? Is it Monday or Tuesday? It's Tuesday, isn't it? I mean, I, I, I think it's Wednesday It's Wednesday Yes, it is Wednesday Okay, well, you're even more mixed up than I am I mean, it's like, you think it was Monday Or either Tuesday or Monday I mean, it's like, wow So what? Every day is like the same now
Well, you know, it's like, you have to get out of your rut So like, you're like in a little rut, I think that is All right, do you have another trip to Mexico plant? Not till next year Okay, let's say I look forward to it I suppose, yeah Unless my sister talks me into going with them in December Uh-huh But I've already got the money put aside for it
So yeah, I'll go, I'll go somewhere next year Uh-huh Maybe, um, you ever consider you might want to date, date I and X? No No
Um, I'm not sure Is a sign of psychosis or mania Or I just forget what day it is It is Wednesday
Wednesday Yeah, I thought it was Tuesday It's not a big deal Wednesday Okay Well, it's been four hours, 18 minutes I'm wrapping up the show, but I want to Oh, yeah, okay But thank you for being on the show And I'll be back to be with you later tonight Yeah, I love you, man Yeah, I'm probably going to go for a couple hours Anyways Okay, talk to you later, have a good night I love you Ciao Ciao bella
Uh, hold on, someone else is here
I'll do it, actually I was gonna, like, you know, I'll answer it if somebody is there, but
I don't know about it Obs appear chaotic from the outside
A storm of pitchforks and uncontrollable frenzy But step inside the mob and the temperature drops The frenzy gives way to a rigid, predictable order For those fueling the destruction, the experience is a profoundly relaxing psychological space They have moved out of the messy uncertainty of real life
And into a world where every role is clearly defined The Tarot's Devil card captures this dynamic with a single unsettling detail Two figures sit on a stone plinth, wearing heavy metal collars attached to a central block Those chains are wide enough to be lifted off over their heads at any moment The prisoners are staying because they choose to
They have decided that whatever is feeding them inside that cage Is worth the weight of the collar The digital world is an entirely voluntary space The door is always open Yet we watch as thousands of people put these chains on themselves And stay in the room while the fire spreads The destructive engine of a mob runs on human appetite
It thrives because it offers a specific set of psychological rewards That are too tempting for most of us to walk away from Consider the perspective of the crowd The thousands of individuals who join a digital pylon from the safety of their own homes They are being fed the absolute relief of moral certainty In a world that is usually complicated and difficult
The mob offers the rare gift of a clear villain Nuance, empathy, and critical thinking are an exhausting cognitive burden Participating in a mob removes that weight entirely The complex reality of a human life collapses into two simple shapes Black and white, pure and corrupt We see this in the casual cruelty of a digital pole
Strangers vote on whether a human being is a monster With the same emotional investment they'd use to rate a local bistro It is the comfort of being righteous Without having to do the work of being right The crowd willingly trades away their individual intellect For the relaxing unburdened peace of being told exactly who to hate
While the crowd seeks comfort, the architect of the mob, the accuser Is hunting for something more intoxicating A false accusation lacks evidence relying entirely on intensity To maintain momentum claims constantly escalate The story buckles under its own weight, drifting into the conspiratorial The accuser invents extreme offenses just to keep the machine from stalling
This escalation feeds the accuser's new identity They are no longer a person with a grievance They are a righteous martyr, a guardian of the innocent Whose every word is validated by the roar of the crowd They become trapped by the outrage they manufacture If they stop, they lose their status, their audience, and the intoxicating feeling of being the center Then there is the target, the person at the center of the storm
The target initially accepts their caller Because it arrives disguised as a gift It starts as a song, a message at midnight Or being told their special by someone with a caring voice Even after the warmth turns into fire, the target stays They refresh the tabs, they read every comment They spend their nights building meticulous folders of every lie
Documenting their own destruction with the precision of a historian For a deeply lonely person, even the attention of a mob acts as a distorted form of intimacy To be hated by 40,000 people is to be seen by 40,000 people It is a dark, agonizing version of the same human connection they were originally searching for
The target stays in the cage because they cannot bear to be irrelevant to the person who is hurting them By obsessing over the accusers every move, they ensure that the bond, however toxic, is never broken When you are falsely named a monster, your human instinct is to fight back You want to present the receipts, prove your innocence, and demand that the crowd see the truth
This instinct is the machine's greatest trap The mob does not want your evidence, it wants your friction Every defense you post provides the exact spectacle and energy The outrage engine needs to keep running A frantic person thrashing against a mob looks indistinguishable from a guilty person caught in a corner
Each aggressive move only tightens the net, as the crowd interprets your panic as proof of your corruption Attempting to argue with an online mob isn't resistance It is the act of hand-feeding the beast exactly what it wants to eat The only effective counter-move is one that feels entirely unnatural Absolute stillness
In tarot, this is the hanged man, a figure who wins by refusing to struggle In the digital world, stillness means closing the tab It means dropping the folder of receipts and letting the outrage cycle starve Without your answering energy, the mob eventually gets bored and goes looking for a new meal To an observer, this total lack of struggle resembles defeat
But from the inside, the stillness is a revelation The cage door was never actually locked Digital freedom begins when you accept that no one is coming to officially vindicate you If no one has the authority to rescue you, then no one has the power to take your truth away from you either
You survive the mob by abandoning the desperate need to convince a crowd that you are good You escape the open cage the moment you walk into the quiet and choose to remain good
entirely for yourself
Consider how your identity is actually built Like, are you just a collection of reactions to things that happen to you? Or are you the literal architect of your own character? Well, welcome to this explainer Today we're diving deep into the core structure of identity We're going to treat an incredibly detailed natal chart analysis of our subject John Bates Not just as abstract data, but as a literal architectural blueprint of a human being
We're going to look at exactly how someone constructs themselves brick by brick into an impenetrable fortress Let's get right into it It really brings up a profound question. Is your identity given to you or is it deliberately built and fiercely defended? That's the main theme we're unpacking today because for our subject identity isn't something inherited or stumbled upon It's built from the ground up and you know building a true identity
It requires active participation Intense resilience and honestly a massive amount of grit It means taking the raw materials of life the good and the incredibly challenging and deciding exactly what shape they're going to take So here's our schematic for today We'll start with constructing the public vessel move into the concentrated self map out the governing master circuit
Examine cycles of public reinvention and finally look at the ultimate identity evolution All right part one constructing the public vessel Every building needs a front door right a facade that meets the outside world an astrology That's your ascendant the foundation of the specific blueprint begins with a capricorn ascendant think of capricorn energy as heavy stone or fortified steel
It means our subject instinctively gets that presentation authority and boundaries Have real consequences This is not some flimsy wooden gate. It's a highly deliberate controlled exterior Here identity has to be built through repeated trials The subject naturally monitors how they're perceived
Basically constructing an outer shell that can endure harsh conditions and outlast situations long after other people would have just packed up and walked away And because Saturn rules capricorn Saturn becomes the master engineer of this whole chart here. Saturn is exalted in Libra Basically an exalted planet is operating at its absolute highest structural integrity. It's the premium building material
Imagine trying to build a house without a frame. It would collapse instantly, right? That is exactly how the subject feels without a rigid philosophical system of justice ethics and structural fairness They literally cannot live comfortably without a larger structural framework holding it all together So they instinctively take chaotic personal conflicts and channel them into much higher systems of accountability Moving into part two the concentrated self
Stepping past those exterior walls We walk right into the absolute core of the structure the first house In astrological architecture, the first house is the ego the physical body pure autonomy And for this subject the sun moon mercury and mars are all packed into this single room The gravitational pull here is insanely dense when you have this much energy concentrated in the sector of the self
Autonomy becomes the central concern of your entire existence Life is constantly asking who are you independently of anyone else? It also means that an external attack on their identity doesn't just scratch the paint It feels like a wrecking ball hitting the load bearing walls Within this core we find the true engine of the identity an aquarius moon right next to mars
Now an aquarius moon processes a motion through high-level intellect But because it's electrified by mars it produces rapid protective action the absolute second hypocrisy or danger is exposed Imagine seeing a friend unfairly targeted by an angry mob while other people might freeze or you know Calculate the social cost of stepping in this engine room sparks immediate instinctive combativeness
It translates to immense emotional courage and a fierce defense of their community It's just a brilliant activist signature that leaps into action to defend the vulnerable Next up part three the governing master circuit Now we map out the electrical wiring of this identity. It operates like a highly integrated well oiled machine
It starts at the front door the ascendant which hands the baton of command straight to saturn Saturn then reports to venus venus reports to jupiter and incredibly Jupiter sits right next to saturn feeding that energy right back to where it started It's this continuous closed loop chain of command This totally interconnected flow shows exactly how deeply integrated this person's sense of duty their artistic creativity
And their highest philosophies actually are Absolutely nothing in this structure operates in isolation This closed loop creates a dynamic called mutual reception between venus and jupiter Think of it like two powerful ceo's sitting on each other's board of directors just constantly trading resources and ideas Venus acts through jupiter and jupiter acts through venus
They're permanently bouncing energy back and forth blending the subjects art their personal relationships and their deep spiritual interests The result an identity that doesn't just consume philosophy But actively seeks to create art and relationships that embody those massive expansive teachings Which brings us to a really remarkable feature of this blueprint Jupiter and saturn are conjunct by only 15 arc minutes in layman's terms
They're essentially sitting directly on top of each other and this creates immense tension Jupiter is the visionary architect who wants to build a massive unlimited skyscraper of optimism and expansion Saturn on the other hand is the pragmatic engineer demanding a realistic budget strict rules and load bearing tests Because they're locked together this identity doesn't just dream big
It has the incredibly rare ability to envision massive expansive systems And then actually sit down and do the grueling structured work to build them into reality Operating quietly behind the scenes. We find venus and neptune in the 12th house If the ascendant is the facade the 12th house is the hidden subconscious basement the private sanctuary of the identity structure
This is where the raw deeply evocative magic happens It fuels a profound musical instinct and visual imagination But because the sanctuary is incredibly empathetic and porous to the world's pain It requires these strictest boundaries If they don't guard this hidden basement the waters of other people's emotions will literally flood the entire structure
They have to protect their sacred imagination to create those immersive mystical experiences Moving on to part four cycles of public reinvention If the ascendant is the front door the mid heaven is the peak of the roof The tallest most visible public tower of the identity Having Pluto stationed right near this peak acts like a massive lightning rod for public crises
The subject's public persona is rarely neutral. It actively draws in power struggles and intense projections from other people This means they're routinely forced to tear down an old public identity that no longer serves them Survive the storm of exposing secrets or facing shadows and then rebuild a much stronger more resilient tower of authority in its place
Adding to all this intense public visibility. The mid heavens sits at exactly 29 degrees in 33 minutes in Libra We call this an anoretic degree. It represents a ticking clock a sense of maximum pressure and absolute culmination Living with an anoretic degree means every single choice regarding their platform their career or their public alliances Feels like a final life or death judgment. There is zero time to wait for unanimous approval
They are constantly forced to exercise decisive urgent discernment about who's actually entitled to stand with them on their platform And this intense discernment is heavily applied to their communities Uranus and Scorpio in the 11th house perfectly maps to the subject's role in building unconventional often digital networks We aren't talking about quiet book clubs here These are spaces filled with sudden shifts taboo subjects and chaotic power struggles
The subject is basically tasked with bringing that exalted Saturn energy those strict rules and structural boundaries Into these wild spaces. They literally have to enforce the architectural rules that prevent these brilliant But highly unstable communities from just collapsing under their own chaotic energy Finally part five the ultimate identity evolution We've reached the ultimate purpose of this entire blueprint
The lunar nodes dictate the grand developmental shift of a person's life The south node represents the default foundation They were born with in this case the detached self-aligned outsider in Aquarius Who's super comfortable just observing humanity from a safe balcony But the north node in leo that represents the terrifying new expansion they have to build
They're being asked to come down to the ground floor stop intellectualizing emotion from a safe distance and risk absolute sincerity and vulnerability and warm loyal partnerships It's all about opening their heart to a trustworthy few The entire astrological architecture we've explored today is meticulously designed to facilitate this specific transformation
The central life lesson here demands a shift from merely reacting to the attacks of the outside world To becoming the undisputed author of their own story It demands moving away from managing unstable draining collectives and investing instead in a few fiercely chosen loyal alliances
But most importantly, it's a journey of taking profound private suffering and turning it into enduring structured creation that others can actually learn from Ultimately the absolute goal of this architectural blueprint is simple Defining your identity so completely that hostile interpretations no longer control the story When you do the agonizing meticulous work of constructing your own identity with this much awareness
Structural integrity and self-knowledge the outside world simply loses its power to rewrite who you are The fortress is complete and the narrative belongs entirely to you So as we wrap up this explainer I want to leave you with a provocative thought about the construction of your own narrative If your identity is a structure, what materials are you using to build it? Are you building it intentionally on solid frameworks of justice and creation?
Or are you letting external forces societal expectations and past traumas hand you a faulty blueprint? Take a hard look at your own foundations today. Thanks so much for joining me for this architectural breakdown
Now go build something enduring
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So who is dolly and what made her so special? Was she a movie star a sheep detective a champion wool model? No, no dolly became famous for something far more unusual She was the first mammal ever cloned from an adult cell Named after the legendary dolly partner the cell used to create her came from a mammary gland
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So the way the process works is you would take this card and you would tap it to your model 3 And you're going to write a new key and you use your master key So people can't just randomly write a new card For you to start your car a few years ago. I got this rfid implant in my hand And um, it's just basic access control if I were to tap my hand to your phone
It would automatically open a browser and go to my web page It also works with my front door. So it's just access control And then I pre-ordered a tesla model 3 a few years ago and I heard that the The key card was actually going to be an rfid based technology to start the car Where does the name amy double d come from?
All right, so my real name is amy daniel dansby and that's amy dd or my initials are add Thank you mom and dad. So it actually is my real name Can you imagine that in 10 years when we are sitting here we have an implant in our brains And um, I can immediately feel because you all will have implants
I can and we measure your your brain waves And I can immediately tell you how some people react or I can feel How some people react to your answers. Is it imaginable? So I was like, oh, maybe I can get that information and store it to my chip And to be able to start my car when I tried to scan and get all this information off the tesla card
I was thinking, oh, hey, I can get a lot of information about the Java applet that it runs on but I can't take that information and write it to my current chip So it's pretty secure. Good job tesla I was like, I'm just going to take the chip that I have in my valet card And encapsulate it and implant that one in my hand. Amel is one of the main is the person that started dangerous things
And the chip is very much somewhere he went to like his Like a vet and it's the same chip to track for your dog
Well, if it's safe enough for me, it's safe enough for my pet
So I kind of roped him into my tesla hat because he's all this knowledge And when I dissolved the chip, I sent it to him and he encapsulated it in biopolymer Which is safe to use for the body and under the skin talk to a few doctors They were a little weary about doing this because it's kind of a You know a questionable thing Fine end up finding a guy that does
Body modifications and things like that. He's very Familiar with the process and sterilizing everything and the biopolymer and the flex and how it needs to be installed Just give me your hand Baby I'd like to reapply for my old job counseling defrostees and assigning them careers Oh, I was hoping you would come back
I even saved your poster of a chip expressing your these days for monday's monday monkey lives for the weekend, sir Just put your hand under the scanner so I can verify your career chip Girl, we have a problem delivery boy. I must have mixed up the chips. It's a simple Oh, here's our cryogenic counselor. Do you like monday's? They're okay. Then we'll have to redecorate your office
How do you feel about it helping to be crazy to work here, but not being necessary? Hey, let's see what it says about me Welcome aboard sir
This is the chainsaw for bureaucracy If anyone is like a hardware hacker, they'll think this is ironic. The guy's name is pineapple Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Um, I eat your children I eat your children
How old are you?
So like the pineapple wi-fi sniffing if I'm going to be having some guy named pineapple Install this chip in my hand that starts my car Ionic chip program uses modern police-approved techniques to create a child identification kit and we take fingerprints we also provide them with a swab for
Getting a dna swab and we also provide them with uh imprint where they can get an imprint of the child's teeth So not only does it provide dna as well as a swab But it is also a source if you were using tracking dogs to to provide a scent for the for the child They say like, oh, you can't um, you can't like start your car with that. That's not secure. It won't work and
Makes me want to do it more and not more because they say Uh, no, you can't do it and I want to like defy them It makes me question why like why can't you do it that way? Like What are the limitations and actually makes me research it's to be able to reverse engineer it understand how it works why it works that way and then at the end it's like
Like going to the candy store you're like I did it. It's like the sword of destiny. You're like, uh Lily Wachowski one half of the directing duo behind the matrix cloud atlas and speed racer Shared a simple tweet affirming her identity as a transgender woman Racka Welsh is the last of the great hollywood goddesses. Do you think you're sexy?
No, I don't find myself even the littlest bit sexy really, but I can pretend We're here to honor achievement in that category by giving you a golden idol to worship Kneel before your god, Babylon I propose that we at the world orchestrated apocalypse
One that will cleanse the earth of its population, but leave its infrastructure and resources intact It's been done once before The great success and when it's over We will emerge onto a cleansed earth One that we can then read
In our image the means of our salvation are already in hand I give to you a team virus Trans athlete wins MVP of women's college basketball tournament after dominating christian rival in title game
A canadian women's college basketball conference championship game on saturday night saw a transgender player score 21 points in victory and ultimately win tournament MVP Trans athlete Harriet McKenzie led vancouver island university Diu to a 69 to 59 victory over columbia christian college cbc in the pacwest championship game
McKenzie finished the game with 10 rebounds in addition to the athlete's game leading 21 points McKenzie was then awarded conference tournament MVP in a ceremony after the game It capped off a season in which the athlete punished competition on the court Leading the entire conference in scoring by a 62 point margin over the second place scorer and leveraged canada's
Antidiscrimination laws to bring punishment to cbc off the court
Guys, this is serious sports can be your pathway to a better life or like yours Are you gonna win? I am not If you can beat them coach Alex we can play basketball. You'd have to get the whole team back together. We're in. I'm in. I'm in Join them. This is the way the world is now. My eight-year-old daughter told me all about it A guy can become a girl with no physical changes at all
So I can be a woman on the court and a man in the bedroom. I can't believe it guys. You mean when you're sleeping Yes, it's time I'm with her To play Like a girl
We could dominate every woman's sport running swimming soccer I said sport feeling get the pause button if necessary You decide for yourself Write it down if you need to And then I will reveal who this is This is Anna Harrison first lady of the united states in 1841
Not only the wife of the president, but also the grandmother Of the 23rd president seems to be all in the family Let's look at another example. Now. Let me ask you this. Is that a male or a female? Yeah, it kind of has rosy cheeks. I guess Uh, is the hair
Long or short? Oh, this is not hair. This is not hair. This is not hair. That's some kind of bonnet or something whatever you call that Do the hair very short male haircut Now this is a painting. It's not a photograph, but Is that male or a female?
Kind of looks like that guy from the uh monsters that grandpa guy All right and look at the face the bone structure in the face Don't look at the clothes. All right Is that a man wearing a dress or a woman wearing a dress
Heard about this party which happened in january 2012 and I thought well, I have to go see this I was writing a book on young wall street bankers at the time And I wanted to sort of see what happens to these people when they grow up and make it This group kappa beta phi has some of the most successful people In finance and on wall street in it. And so I wanted to go try to see so I rented a tuxedo
I uh, I found out where and when it was and I and I walked in and I you know Nobody stopped me at the door and pretty soon. I was inside this event that in 80 years of this thing's existence No one from the outside has ever seen firsthand And I'm look i'm not going to defend The humor that was told at this party, but this is a a roast atmosphere, right? I mean
What is a roast without some cutting zingers here and there? Right? It's it's a roast But the people that are roasting are not only their fellow pri- you know Barons of industry. It's also people like hillary clinton Barney frank It's people like the occupy wall street movement and you have to remember this was taking place in january 2012
Just a couple months after the occupy wall street movement had sort of risen up in in resistance to The sort of activities of the financial titans. So this was I mean It's almost comically tone deaf that you would have these these same Titans of industry putting on drag and and doing skits and musical numbers and and mocking people who aren't in their group
It was it was like the wolf of wall street on steroids. No, exactly Look what we've uncovered It's juliani showing his softer side dressed in drag in a comedy skit with donald trump You know, you're really beautiful The spoof was filmed 16 years ago when juliani was mayor of new york for a charity dinner So it was all in good fun. Oh, you turkey boy
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To the face that's just a typical male face with a typical male haircut wearing a bonnet
Some kind of head gear. That's it. Look at the hair is short. It's got a short male haircut Some dude wearing a dress. All right Who is that? That is martha washington george washington's wife The first first lady supposedly I was reading about martha washington. They said, uh, not much is known about the
Early years of martha washington. So basically what i'm thinking is, uh This part this was a part-time role for some guy to play This is just some guy dressed up like martha washington once in a while You know, it was not a full-time job, especially back then. They didn't even live in the white house Anyway, so it's just a like a fictional character kind of like they all do a certain degree
I mean i'm a conspiracy theorist to a degree Like when I connect dots that maybe shouldn't be connected I don't know but certain dots like when I see that they put every black man And the movie's in the dress at some point in career. I'll be connecting them down like why all these brothers have wear dress That's happened to me. Dave Chappelle another great comedian said that you know in the industry
They tried to make him wear a dress. Have you ever ran into that with with scripts and and Is there something that you know, you wouldn't do you know for? uh Definitely haven't ran into to put on the dress I mean, you know, you have to have you have to have boundaries You have to have limits that you refuse to cross, uh, you know for me. I know what they are
They've yet to been challenged. So, you know, I don't have to speak on them I was asked to dribble a basketball on the talk show. It's more than
Not that I was addressed but I was like, no, I'm gonna look stupid The other day you gotta know that you're a brand. I'm a brand You need to protect your brand at all times when things happen that can possibly affect your brand Your your brand can be diminished and and you don't you don't want that to happen So, you know protecting my brand is is definitely a priority And here come the cardinals
And from the looks of it, the new pope is not turkson The new pope is nine-year-old oscar nominee
I don't think anyone saw this one coming
It wasn't a full-time job to do this back then especially these days it kind of is
But they've gotten better at the Technology and the technique here but back then all they did is some guy Put on this this clothes and In posed for a painting. That's all it is That's all that is right. It's like a part-time job. Maybe once or twice a year Somebody plays the part of martha washington and now i'm gonna venture off into speculation. This is scientifically sound
All right, trust the science on this one. That's a dude Now who could it be? Well, now we're good. Now we're getting into speculation. I would Speculate that it would be a another well-known person A famous person practicing ritual androgyny for their gods Although, I don't know. Maybe you know, maybe it's not I'm just saying, you know, who is it?
Well, who it doesn't really matter really but it could be somebody high profile. It would make a lot of sense that this would be some kind of Masonic ritual that for them it had significance and meaning Maybe these presidents have to do a little cross-dressing first And then they could become president We know that all the actors have to they have to cross-dress. That's part of the gig man
And do you think that the country will see the first the united states will see the first gay president or the first We already have it with abama So let's just calm down. Got it No, shell is a tranny. I'm sorry. She's a what? A transgender You're such a woman. Who are you in the world? No, I'm the man. Who am I? I'm a tranny
I'm a man It's beaver 6g fever
What's 6g? What the f*** is a beaver? I don't know. Now looks like a girl I
Symbolism of free masonry written by
Albert Mackey 1882 all the deities of pagan antiquity However numerous they may be it can always be reduced to the two different forms of the generative principle the active or male and the passive or female Hence the gods were always arranged in pairs as jupiter and juno bacchus and venus osiris and ices etc
Asheraw and bale, right? That's the main biblical pairing But the ancients went further Believing that the procreative and productive powers of nature might be conceived to exist in the same Individual they made the older of their deities hermaphrodite and used the term arenothelus
or man virgin To denote the union of the two sexes in the same divine person Arcynothelus Which means hermaphrodite hermes Aphrodite hermaphrodite Addis has been emasculated that is has moved from the earthly elements of the world below To the eternal substance above
Where the nascent says there is neither male nor female but a new creation A new human being That is a hermaphrodite The union of the two sexes in the same divine person All right now i'm going to look at this footnote Is there not a seeming reference to this thought of divine hermaphrodism in the well-known passage of genesis
So god created man in his own image in the image of god he created he him Male and female created he them And so being created male and female They were in the image of god See Male and female androgynous. Okay, that's what that's how they read this That's why martin washington
was first lady George washington I just wonder why they put these aprons on there with the square encompass that looks like a blade I do suspect if these people are male that they are castrated All right, there's gaya. That's g for gaya and the the that's the point within the circle This is the radiant circle of the light the androgynous atom
I'm chelsea manning and I approve this message. What is the see her award?
It's an award designed to recognize the importance of accurately portraying women Across the entertainment landscape. It's extremely challenging to strive for fairness and parody Across gender all genders and to face and expose their greatest fears and push through them You don't need more or better leaders
We need someone willing to fight But in the form of a real woman in every way and inspiring the heroes who are going to save this world as part of this movement We created the hashtag see her award to honor women who embody the values of empathy resilience and courage I truly believe that the privilege of a lifetime is being who you are
And it was clear to me that I wanted to portray a strong and independent woman a real one The irony in this
Yeah, this head by scale is pretty small. So that's why I designed a completely new one For the male specifically, but their time is up. We don't need them anymore We can do better We wanted her to be universal To be an inspiration to all people all around the world
And our plan was to make sure we didn't give too much attention to the fact that she's a woman So I want all the girls watching here and now to know that a new day is on the
He's three year old saw the movie and when the movie ended The boy said when I grow up, I want to be a woman The time Is up. That's the that's the light of the cabala, right and the baphomet has uh separation and Union basically that's what it means on the arms
And then god will be androgynous once again and all will be in peace and harmony and balance and equilibrium and gender neutral as borus Nevermind the johnson told us at the g7 And as madonna or man dana Madonna the virgin the man virgin, right? Mary is the goddess, right?
same thing the catholic priests are Third unix because they don't get married. That's another way to use that term This thing here is the american eagle and the birdlike winged entity that Is used as the symbol for basically every country in the world It's the seraphim and the rulers are in the order of the seraphim
And the baphomet is also the same symbol of androgyny You got the male the female you got the male the female borus said the word equal means more gender neutral That's what he said more equal in other words more gender neutral
It's okay. It's okay I'm salivian Our children They are not really our children As we are all just links in a never-ending chain that is life For us they are everything
But in reality, we are only a fraction of their universe We miss the past they dream of tomorrow We may thrust them forward into the future But the course will always be theirs to choose
I can't believe they call security. I mean, oh come on. I'm salivian I'm not spending the night in jail Holy I'm salivian. Yeah girl, and I'm Beyonce I'm calling my agent
Get these symbolism right there now taylor swift has openly admitted to using symbolism Which he calls easter eggs and right here at the beginning of the video It's the point within the circle. Let's see what that means All right, so this is the book called the symbolism of freemasonry by albert g mackey
Written in 1882 the point within a circle is another symbol of great Importance in freemasonry all the deities of pagan antiquity However, numerous they may be can always be reduced to two different forms of the generative principle the active Or male and the passive or female
hence the gods were always arranged in pairs as jupiter juno Bacchus venus osiris isis, but the ancients went further believing the procreative and productive powers of nature might be conceived to exist in the same Individual they made the older of their deities
Hermaphrodite and use the term Whatever or man virgin
The strings already knew the name inside me
Letanji I was talked to
With the storm in my chest to smile like a go I know I will rest long hair on my shoulder all thundering Holding a voice that the world never heard the mirror held the face I had carried so long But somebody greener was humming my song a parrot cried once from the dark of the room and every locked word in my
Body came loose one string one spark one emerald breath beauty step forward Awaken my flesh the hail broke open the odour line stirred I felt her I'm in the shape of a
Under underneath When I speak hit him complete
I'm a butt
Rivers of hair my throat found a register hidden within his low note still lives in the high note I sing crimson and emerald folded my frame the crown did not make me I spoke my own name My hands found the vena the vena found flame each note took a link from the world's oldest shame The miracle asking which body was true
It showed me the one who it carried me through not costume not mask not a beautiful Eye the goddess was waiting behind his blue eye
Thunder underneath
It's open
Green fire when I speak
I'm a butt
Now the city at the margin starts singing my tone no follower kneels and no sovereign stands alone The letters they discard it turn gold on the table what they call impossible stands here able My parrot keeps secrets then gives back my name My halo has fractures and still holds the flame the butterfly opens her teeth catch the light now
Looking for surviving the hour a man was the doorway I got the signal the sea
I'm a butt
Gapes can become isolated from reality
Creating ecosystems where standard social rules no longer apply and chaos becomes the default state Take the case of an internet personality known as kz When a detailed digital obituary appeared on memorial sites His community spent days mourning what they believed was a genuine loss
Less than two weeks later kz reappeared on a panel hosted by a creator named psyche He dismissed the hoax as a convenient cover for a brief jail stay following a library trespassing charge The incident raises a question about why an individual would fabricate their own death Simply to maintain a presence on a niche internet panel
This diagram illustrates an alternative market where attention serves as the primary currency prioritizing engagement metrics over the factual or ethical weight of the content In this specific digital vacuum truth is secondary to the volume of attention a claim can generate These instigators often operate from a position of real world isolation
Lacking traditional social influence or positive community ties They utilize performative deception the act of fabricating trauma to extract empathy and engagement from an audience This loop shows how fabricated trauma converts audience empathy into measurable metrics Filling a social void through manipulated attention Sabricated trauma functions as a highly efficient mining tool
Optimized to extract the maximum amount of engagement from a specific audience This raw attention is processed through a central distribution hub Hosts like psyche act as the central bank for this economy Providing a platform for death fakers and bots because conflict maintains viewership When a host provides a live microphone to a troll they launder the behavior presents toxic interactions as
Normalized content as the volume of normalized content expands The original community standards are pushed aside making cyberbullying an accepted part of the broadcast social model The host serves as the necessary engine that converts toxic interactions into a profitable broadcast
The broader audience exists in a chaotic environment of competing arguments and fractured viewpoints The audience often bypasses the core deception like the faked death to focus on secondary moral debates Such as critiques of other creators parenting This performative outrage allows users to spend their attention to claim moral standing within the group
The data shows engagement levels peaking during trivial drama While real world threats like stalking or swatting receive almost no collective pushback These public displays of virtue act as a smokescreen Allowing high risk behaviors to continue without meaningful accountability Under the pressure of constant conflict the abstract network structure begins to destabilize
Years of continuous hoaxes leave community members exhausted Creating a landscape where users struggle to verify any information they receive This digital paranoia often transitions into the physical world Manifesting as mental health crises police involvement and physical altercations The entire system remains vulnerable to one factor
The audience's willingness to continue providing their attention The cycle can be broken when the incoming lines of attention are severed The market for manufactured outrage shrinks and eventually disappears Users hold the power to bankrupt this economy Healing these digital spaces begins by choosing to look away
The nine cats Welcome back to our ongoing explainer of the source material Today we are attempting the simplest procedure in the entire program a physical inventory count The methodology is straightforward walk into the building count the cats file the report Our agenda for this audit the nine cats register asset conditions and discrepancies perimeter control failure
The physical count attempts reclassifying the founder and finally actions and the benediction section one the nine cats register Expected versus observed Now if you are conducting an audit you must start by establishing your expected count for years
The archive and its followers simply repeated a specific concrete claim. There were exactly nine cats nine Nobody verified this it was simply repeated continuously until it solidified into official corporate policy So today we are going to physically verify this number Let's look at the actual asset register
You will immediately notice a wild disparity in how these assets are documented Lenore's is beautifully detailed as a protectress with halloween eyes Mr. Chaos has a full origin story tracing back to the united kingdom But then you look at lola lill and rudie their official corporate entries are barely four words each And then there is magic whose official documentation simply states that he cuddles like little brothers He is a very good asset
But if you are doing the math with me you have probably spotted the problem We expected nine there are exactly eight Individually named individuals on that official list. There is no ninth name. No ninth description. No ninth photograph It is an immediate glaring mathematical discrepancy right out of the gate So where is the ninth?
Well digging through the source material reveals that the archive exclusively refers to the ninth cat in aggregate They describe the nine cats as a rotating household I don't need to tell you that an asset register describing its own contents as a fluid ever changing living situation is structurally impossible You cannot maintain a rigid static inventory of a rotating population Section two asset conditions and discrepancies
documented exceptions The founder has a published corporate policy stated publicly for the record fixed cats do live longer happier lives than not Yet if we look at the documented reality from mr. Marbles It is explicitly noted that he is not fixed the organization holds a strict corporate policy alongside an asset indirect
Formal non-compliance right there in the same archive. The bureaucracy never attempts to reconcile the two The documented exceptions only degrade further from here Asset tricks has a formal finding for eating a hummingbird though the date and the ownership of said bird remain completely unrecorded Then there is Lenore. Lenore is an accounting impossibility
She exists on the asset register, but she also exists permanently as an ink tattoo on the founder You cannot calculate depreciation on a cat that is also a permanent human tattoo And then we have magic magic is the only clean line in this entire audit zero findings magic just cuddles Section three perimeter control failure boundary integrity
The fundamental requirement of any physical inventory count is a closed perimeter You cannot count things that are currently leaving But here is a verbatim quote from the founder regarding facility access My cats have a door and so they go outside. They prefer to do it outside The assets have an unsecured bi-directional asset operated egress door They come and go entirely at their own discretion
The official finding here is unavoidable finding 0401 Population not closed methodology void because the population is fundamentally open Any number this audit produces isn't actually a count It is just a snapshot in time of whatever happened to be wandering through the building at that exact second Section four the physical count attempts a broken methodology
Despite the methodology being completely void the bureaucracy demanded a number So they attempted to count the cats Three separate times Step one seven cats observed two supposedly unaccounted for step two 11 cats observed the auditors noted this was incorrect But they couldn't determine which four were duplicates because the cats kept moving around the room
Step three four cats observed three were visually confirmed And one was presumed to be beneath a sofa entirely on the basis of a sound The numbers absolutely refused to converge the observations range massively from four to 11 And the organization's official response to this they accept the figure of nine simply because it technically falls somewhere within that massive
Random seven-point margin of error. That is the only sense in which their headcount has ever been verified Section five reclassifying the founder ownership review and hypothesis Faced with total procedural failure The legal structure of the archive experiences a massive philosophical reversal The initial assumption of this audit was that the human founder owned the cats's corporate assets
But the documented reality of the open door policy establishes the exact opposite The actual legal stance of this organization is that the cats own the human The cats are not assets. They are stakeholders and therefore the human founder must be formally reclassified as the asset Which perfectly sets up their internal hypotheses for the missing ninth cat hypothesis a a ninth cat exists
But remains completely unrecorded hypothesis b someone rounded up to nine years ago and repetition made it true But hypotheses c the archive holds an entry titled cat identity The founder's self identification is feline if you reclassify the human founder as a cat It perfectly fills the empty ninth slot
It solves the numerical discrepancy completely the auditors accept it and immediately stop looking section six actions and the benediction resolution of findings We arrive at the corrective action table naming the ninth cat Deferred securing the perimeter rejected because quote the door is not ours reconcile neutering policy deferred
Out of all this bureaucratic scrambling the only corrective action officially adopted was number four Continue as before the only successful action implemented by this exhaustive audit was doing absolutely nothing But then we find this Beneath all the clipboards and the tally marks and the rigid methodology There is one final line in the file spoken genuinely by the founder
I don't have kids. I have cats and I really care about my cats and that is the truth of it This whole time we have been watching a procedural nightmare unfold But the organization was never actually bad at counting. They were just trying to build rigid filing systems for a family What happens when a rigid corporate bureaucracy finally realizes that nine isn't a quota But simply how many are welcome?
Some things cannot be filed Thank you for joining us for this explainer of the source material Keep questioning the count
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