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The 'Middle of the Night Madness' episode features Psyche discussing various topics, including tarot readings, community engagement, and personal growth, while interacting with his audience and acknowledging the importance of relationships and friendships. The episode also touches on the idea that nobody is perfect and that mistakes are a natural part of life.
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Uh oh. Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. How are you? All right. Yeah, Alex, follow the rules. Come on. Let's see. Hey, Jamie's Cowboys. Hello, 2020. Hey Amanda.
Hey. Hey. We got James Bond. Hello. >> Hey. Hello. >> How are you? >> How are you? >> I'm pretty good. Pretty good. Not bad. Little better day. >> Lovely to hear.
>> Didn't I tell you? Did I tell you that when you wake up today, you're going to be so much beautiful and so much positive? >> And yeah, and it was a better day. It was a >> There you go. >> It was a better day. Thank Yeah. And I And uh yeah, you you
were a big part of that. Um just uh spring. >> Well, no, you are the big part of that. It's not me, it's you. And um I and I know Alex is going to pop up, but he he's a big part of it too because he was like, "Oh no, he's not
going to wake up tomorrow thinking about you, Jenny. He's going to be waking up thinking negative and this and that." And I know I proved him wrong because you share some of on your short um how you call that um >> on the short. Yeah, short clips.
>> you shared so many of this beautiful >> Yeah, stuff >> which uh like Thank you. >> Yeah. >> Well, glad to have people to share with, you know. >> Yeah. Thanks. >> Very lucky. I'm a lucky person. I'm I'm a very lucky person because
>> um you know it's not a lot of people um well this is my social life pretty much but so it's like you know I do like put put a lot of energy into it but um you know it's YouTube's hard. YouTube's hard and I don't know I do have a personality that can somewhat manage it.
I was on Have you heard of Benny Blanco? Like anybody Yeah. I'm sure some he's been on the show before. He's a streamer and I was just on his show tonight and there's this guy Joe I don't know if you know Joe Shipley. He was there. I saw Clumsy Bean Gang in there. But um but yeah, but Benny gave me this he was like the first streamer >> I like we really w like the first like
live streamer kind of like with the vibe I liked. >> Well, he would just drunk on stream a little bit. But he but he gave me great advice about how to succeed on YouTube and basically he said make it your live stream every day and I did and he's like and he's like now you're more popular than I am but uh I do want everyone to
check out his channel Benny Brad. It's Benny Brad. He might be on still. Okay. >> You know I'm coddled. I'm cuddled. I'm not even touching a pen. I'm >> okay. Try to remember it. Like I I'll type it I'll type his name in the chat. But yeah, >> hang on a sec. Hang on a sec.
>> Yeah. >> Oh my god. You Oh my god. Listen. Oh, okay. Go ahead. Tell me. >> There you go. No. Oh, no. Oh, I just was going to say he he he had a he got a haircut and uh he was actually like he was really really good energy. He he was he's drinking a lot less. I'm drinking less, but I do have my drinks tonight.
I haven't opened one yet, but I'm gonna I'm gonna have at least one her lemonade >> because Hey, I I earned it. It's been Oh, it's been a good day. Hey, here's Lola saying hi. She came over to say hello. Hello, Lola. >> And he has a new kitty, too. He had a little He's a black and white cat. His
name is Ninji. I think he named it Ninji. Oh, yeah. Something like that. But it's he was so happy. He loves his cat so much. He's a really good guy. He's a he's kind of a you know, he's 24 years old and uh >> he's uh he was a little bit he's a little bit wild. He's a little bit of a reputation, but he was uh he was super nice to me tonight. I just want to thank
him for having me on the show. And sorry I I left a little bit earlier, but everyone subscribe to him, please. I'm going to try to promote him more because he he was the first person that let me um promote my show in his chat, you know, and not a lot of streamers like I've been kicked out of chats for promoting and stuff. So, I you know, you can't whatever whatever successes, you
really can't be successful alone. You really need other people. And it's like and so I'm just lucky enough to have met him and through him, look at all the people I met. So, you know, one thing leads to another and hopefully in a positive way. But how are we doing tonight? How was your day? >> I'm I'm doing great. My my day was great
and and um you talk so beautifully about your friend. And I want you to know that that um people may not understand it, but um what you just said about your friend and he he or she being there for you is so important for everybody to know that
there are people out there that need help, that need friendship. And um I tell you when you have a good friend that stand by you, that's most important. So to that that guy I see him in the background. >> He's your friend. He's your friend.
>> He is. He is. And And some people were saying, "Oh, you know, I they're saying I groomed Benny or what?" I I didn't I did not. And he does not feel that way either. And I don't know who was Oh, it was that Jan Eclipse person. But I I do want to say it's also like DJ Electra and Jamie like they they've been here pretty much since the beginning. and anybody else that's been here since the beginning. You know, a lot of people
left. A lot of people have left me that were here at the beginning. But um those pe Jamie and DJ like the other night DJ Electro like did something very nice for me too. I mean and she's just been so so so supportive and >> yeah, >> it's nice too because I know I'm not
perfect and uh you know >> No, it's no stop. Okay, stop that. It's not about being perfect. And uh if I may say hello to everybody in the chat live, hello and shout out to everybody in the in in the chat. No, it's not about being
perfect. We we we are all not perfect. For us to be perfect, we have to know our mistakes and and or downfalls and >> and you know, you you fall down, you hurt yourself. You know what it's going to be like when you fall down and hurt
yourself. You're going to try to not fall down and hurt yourself again. But it's always going to happen. Somewhere in between life, you fall down and you hurt yourself. And you learn from that mistake. And that's what's life's all about. >> And look, we get second chances, too. Some people say like, "Oh, you know, or even second chances." I'm talking how
about 2,000 chance. How about how how about I I can make the same mistake almost a million times, right? And not get it. Eventually I eventually I can, you know, eventually I do get it. >> Um but uh but just to be here, like that's what life is. life. Life life is an opportunity to grow, to learn, and to
change for the better, right? And it's like, of course, no one's perfect here, but that's like the good thing is that everybody's imperfect. So, we're all imperfect together. Nobody perfect God, right? And so, >> yeah. I mean I mean I mean for for for
all who believes in a religion, believes in God, who believes in the Yah way or whatever um for everybody's uh speaking on a open topic which is um
whatever your god is is your god. I believe in my God which is my God not your God not you know so so >> you all have a personal relationship to whatever >> exactly yeah you've got your own god
you've heard his her voice whatever >> it's okay it's okay to believe in something that we all question in life cuz even you and me right now We we we still don't know who is a god, you know, >> right?
>> We still >> But what I do know is that um >> it's like Yeah, I don't I don't I don't know what I do know. But what I what I do know is that >> Yeah, there you go. But can I >> I know I don't know. But I know that there's >> but even so somebody says I don't
believe in God or they but that that's the same thing as saying I believe there is no God right and so >> it's a belief >> it's a belief >> yeah it's a belief it's a big it's a big questionerary on all of all of us all minds those listening those watching and
you and me but I'll tell you I'll tell you what I believe in and I I I think I said that to you the other day. Um I'm going to try to express it in many words but try to keep it low. I believe in love. >> Oh yeah. >> Number yes. Number one. >> Yeah. And I told you that the other day.
Didn't I tell you that? >> Mhm. >> And Yeah. I'm a love devote. I'm a >> Yes. devoted to love. Right. >> Because I I think Oh my god. Oh I hate myself. I hate myself sometimes
when I when I do that when I get so emotional. But I can be nasty people. >> It's okay. That's beautiful though. You know, it's like and you know, don't like don't ever hate yourself like >> I love you so much. I love you so much right now. You don't
>> energy. It's a very nice. >> I love myself. I love myself and I hate myself. But I I when I say I love myself and I hate myself. Um it's because that um why I don't know they I love myself and I hate who says that who >> it's the duality of things too, right?
It's like, you know, the more and the more you the more if you hate yourself, that just means you really love yourself because it's like a hate. It's just like on the other side of the coin, right? >> Um and it's also but it's also we can make a choice. Like that's the thing about being human, right? It's like we can make a choice to love or to
hate. And it's like and then seeing the people that hate >> it just makes me so happy that I I love and it's like it makes me really sad that >> Yeah. >> they can't they they can't but I believe that everybody can change. >> No, when I tell you when I and that
when I tell you that I really do love you. I do. So here's why I'm going into that conversation with I hate myself and I love myself. So M >> um >> I love you. >> Thank you very much. Thank you. I appreciate it. We we talk we talk about
psychic, right? And um some people will never understand. So um I'm with my phone in my hand >> and um
and then I said, "Write just just write her." and I write, "Are you good?" And then I see her typing. >> And then I said, "Fuck that shit." So I call her and it's my girlfriend on the
other side of the line. She's crying her eyes out. She's going through difficulty financially and everything and all that >> Mhm. >> And we we go into a conversation. And I said "Why don't you call me when you going through
this Why?" And she's like, "Oh, J, I don't know. I don't want to embarrass myself. I feel so ashamed. I'm so down. I'm the um financially el I said, "Hey, call me.
You think I'm below you, call me when you're going through some And I know she's not going to do it. I know she's she's We talked, we had a nice conversation. I know she's the one going to do it, but the the the the the
energy that I want to share with you guys and with you, when people go through in life, there's always somebody you can call and reach out to.
>> Well, yeah. Like I feel like um we're never I mean the only the only way we lose is if we do give up like because >> even if like for me at the last second something has always happened to fix something like if I just keep going like it always like what what what are my
worries like I'm just thinking like I I can't even just think of a worry because they've all they're just temporary that we go through all these things just they're just temporary mind right >> yeah we something we worry about so much turns out to be is consequential and that's something we it's just worry, right? We don't it's so we really don't need to and it's like then knowing we've
gone through so much and we've we're still alive. >> Yeah. >> Survived, >> right? >> Yeah. And people don't want to Okay, we can talk about death. I'm going to die. I know it. I know I'm going to die. I
don't know when, but I I I want it to be peaceful and calm and in my sleep. I could die tomorrow. >> I don't care because I'm going to die one day. I can cry about it that I want to live forever. But we're going to die. But the most
beautiful thing about it is is accepting the fact that on earth we have done something good. in in all selves. In all selves you you you I cannot change the world. I would love to.
I would love to change the world, but I cannot. But I know what I can do now is be who I am at that moment, in that time, in this moment, wherever I go. Wherever I go. And that's what is so beautiful about living and loving.
>> I'll talk about something uplifting. It's like here here if we die, but do we do we really die? Our phys we're going to die out of this life, right? >> Yeah. >> Are we really this body? I mean, no. I think we're really the spirit in this temporary body. And to die is actually a blessing because imagine being stuck in
this physical body for eternity. I mean that would be a hell. You get you get stuck. >> Yeah. I know. >> Hurt yourself. >> I know. >> Yeah. And people don't Yeah. And people don't understand hell and earth or life and death. I don't know. I I mean I don't know. My my death for me is like
when I close when I stop talking to you today, tonight whatever it is and I go to sleep that's that's that's death for me cuz I sleep and I don't feel anything whether it's 2 hours 3 hours that's death for me and when I wake up when I wake up the next day that's heaven for me. >> Yeah.
>> Yes. And when we fall asleep too, that is like kind of like a mini death because we we lose consciousness. But then what do we do? We dream and then we wake up again. We always wake up. >> Yeah. >> We'll fall asleep from this life. We'll wake up into another life. We just transition. It's like the energy doesn't die. >> It's like physical
>> I like I like the fact that you said we >> changes. um when we go to sleep, we wake up into another physical life because it's a dream. It's a dream actually. You you dreams you dream so much beautiful stuff as well, you know. >> Huh. And life is like a dream too because >> Yeah. >> What do we do in our dreams? We see
things, we go places, we've experienced things just like in this life. >> Yeah. >> Transtory, but it's like at least we get to experience like imagine like like and someone said 2020 said, "Oh, shut up BG." Someone said something about um life is um empty nothingness. Okay, Buddhism will say emptiness, but out of
out of nothing, everything comes. Like think of like out of like a zero, which is like or like the number zero, which is it's just like a zero is like a a portal. It's a gateway. It's like everything can come through. >> So we are from nothing. Like nothing turns into everything. And so >> is there really nothing? No. >> yeah, >> Oh my god. Shut up. You You need to shut
up. >> I'm very philosophical about it. I think we scan I think I think we scan our listeners and the chat room. >> Okay. Hey, I'm just vibing with you. I'm vibing with you. If people like like it. If they don't like it, you know, everyone can decide where they want to be, what they want to talk about, and if they want to be here, I'm happy to have them here. But if they don't, it's okay.
>> Oh my god, it's so It's so be Oh my god, >> I'm just gonna it's so beautiful. >> So beautiful. Yes. I there's an um um my eyes are closed. There's an um how you say that? Aura aura around me right now. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. I don't
see a rainbows. I don't see colors, but it's just it's just a beautiful I don't want to say it's darkness, but it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. There's a calmness and um there's love. There's love. I feel love.
>> I feel it too. I feel it too. >> Yeah. I see love. I I see love. Yeah. Jesus. >> I hope you feel it. I I hope I hope people in the chat feel it too. Like I I feel like really good right now actually. And uh I don't know why people are like reacting like you know people have reactions to energy and things like that. I I mean but that's everyone has their own experience out of it. Also, I'
I've like really come to terms. I've been just get been getting so many downloads and messages about letting go. Letting go. I posted some things about letting go, too. And I've been trying to hold on to these. >> And it's like burn. It's been burning me >> Yeah. all these these relationships. I try to hold on. And it's like also just being it's almost like a desperation I had.
And it's like when you're desperate, then you're basically giving the other person permission to devalue you, which will >> I want you don't be don't be desperate. Stop being desperate. Desperation brings you into a lot of negativity, >> right?
>> Don't don't go into desperation. >> It's not it's not attractive. It doesn't attract not attractive like as a good look. It doesn't attract things to you. It's like it just like it pushes like a pu it's like an energy that pushes away and put like >> just uh I'm just happy just to attract >> and uh whatever I attract you know
>> that's good that's good attraction is good but desperation is is is is something that um we need to stay away from because attraction brings the beauty of everything that lives around you. love, life, energy, beauty, everything, attraction does that to us.
>> And you don't have to spend much energy. Like all you have to do is just be yourself and like >> sit there and things come to you. You don't even have to go running out looking for everything. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> We have everything already, right? Everything is >> Oh my god, thank you. Oh my god, thank you. >> Yeah. >> Jeez, you are you okay?
>> Yeah, I'm okay. >> Are you okay? God the Are you okay? Are you okay? >> I'm okay. I am okay. I'm I'm actually very good. I'm very good. I'm uh >> Oh my god. Good. Jesus. Thank you. >> Finally. I feel feel like I'm finally once you stop grasping, right? Once I
mean I stop grasping for everything, then it's like >> I don't It's just like a relief, right? It's like >> a lot a lot less energy to try to just be be yourself than to try to like you know fix everything and go after chase everything running around right chasing everything just just uh
>> and that that's and that's our fault that that's our fault because we we we want to fix everything you know we going to we want to run around and make thing great and make thing happy and which is
which is beautiful. You know it it's okay to want life to be perfect but it's not. And somehow in between we we have to find ourselves trying to make it perfect, trying to fix
things, you know. >> Yeah. Um I know where I know where. So I don't Yeah, I met um I met you in Les's chat just randomly when I ghost told me to go in the chat. You were there and uh I know where she comes from. She comes from Switzerland or what? South Africa or
>> I'm I'm live in Switzerland. Um but I I it's so funny. I was on another P and another P and another P. I'm universal to be honest with you. Um I'm a goddess of the world. >> I
you are I believe women are women are like as close to God as there is. >> I told I told you we were meant to be. You don't you don't get that. I told you we were meant to be. Now um I wrote you privately. So you need >> I don't know where you wrote me. I couldn't I looked today on I thought it was on Instagram. I I didn't see a
message. So, did you write my email or >> I wrote your email. I wrote your email, but I'll do it again. >> Okay. >> And I'll try to do it more specific so you know who I'm thinking because a lot of people when I when you you you publicly have your email. So, when I wrote it, I'm thinking a lot of people
are going to write you. But don't worry, I'll make it specific that you know who I am. >> Yes. Um, let me ask you a qu. Do you have WhatsApp? >> WhatsApp? Yes, I do. I do. >> Okay, good. Perfect. Okay, that's all I need to know. So, >> my phone number. I'll just put my phone number backstage for you if you want. Hold on one second, too. If you
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay. >> I think that will can take you to the WhatsApp, you know. >> Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. But don't worry about it. I'll find you. You find me. >> Yeah. But >> right on the show, right? I'll be I'll be over always. >> And even if we'll be we'll be always
here cuz let me tell you something, my friend. I'm hooked on to you right now. You're not getting it. You're not going to get rid of me so easy because you share so much beautiful stuff. >> Thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah, I did share something called um it was
this Gnostic gospel. Um and I don't know >> I listen I listen to that. I I I Yes. >> Good. I love that. It's called Thunder Perfect Mind and it's in the Nagamadi >> Nagamadi manuscript and it's >> basically I just remember from it it's like every contradiction is like I am the virgin, I am the I am the
scorned one and I'm the one who celebrates but it goes out >> and we're everything, right? It's like and that's what's so beautiful about it. Yeah, that's a really beautiful >> and that's why that's why I told you a couple of days ago, whatever you decide
to do, share that stuff because it's amazing. >> Thank you. >> No, stop thanking me. I I'm thank Stop thanking me. I'm thanking you cuz I told you and you shared your shots with me where I'm saying what I I don't know
what I share with you and I don't know what you guys want to do with my oh god life is beautiful life is beautiful and um the the words of people are not going to understand but the words of wisdom is
so important. It is so important. >> Yes. Especially because there's so much information and there's so much knowledge out there and everyone thinks oh knowledge is power like let's go after let's know everything about everybody and it's like how about the wisdom is knowing
what to do with the knowledge or wisdom is knowing to knowing just wisdom is knowing what to do. Knowledge all knowledge is is information and there's a lot of it. There's a lot of ideas, beliefs, what we can choose from, right? But it's like >> wisdom is just knowing that we know
enough. And we are enough. We are enough. We have everything we need. Everybody does. >> Can I can I Oh my god. Can I share with you a story? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, I went to Italy. I sharing that all over the place. They know me. they probably listening right now to you
and me. So I went to Italy, Naple or Napoli and um while I'm there I text um I text a chef
when I used to work work in um um on Antigua. So I text I said chef where are you? are you in May maple or Sicily? And she goes like she responded to me
because we are we we on um WhatsApp. Jenny, are you here? I see you tomorrow. And the next day we met. We went to one of her Buddha
Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. We did that. Me and my son, we did that with her. But I never knew that I would meet her after so many years. And I met her.
>> He left the island so many years ago. I haven't seen her over. My son is 20. She met my son. She has got kids. I will probably never meet them or maybe one day. But I haven't seen her for over
40 years. Can we say 40 years? >> I'm going to be 57. >> Mhm.
And to meet her in Napoli. Oh my god. And you want to know? You want to know the best news? >> What? >> She's got a book. >> She's got a book. >> Wrote a >> She wrote a book and I've got the book.
I need to start reading the book. >> Hey, we had a guest. >> Hello. >> Hello, Gotti. How are you? Hello. >> How is everyone? >> Fabulous. >> Hello. >> Hi, Jay. How are you? >> God, have you got the chamber music on?
I hear some piano. >> I'm relaxing. >> Nice. I I love it. Are you Are you laying back in your >> Yeah, you've got the incense burning. >> Oh, >> it's the whole vibe. >> It's a vibe. Yeah, it is a vibe. You know >> what? What are you guys talking about? Oh, just everything. We're talking about a little bit. >> Oh, God. God. God. >> God. >> Jenny.
>> Jenny. >> God. >> Jenny. >> Hey, God. >> How are you, dear? >> I'm God. Are you God? Don't bomb. Don't Don't bomb us. Please don't do that. >> Why would God do that? >> I I'm wondering because the voice is kind of like different. Please. >> Jenny, if I whip if I whipped it out right now, the whole place would
explode. Oh Jesus. Okay. >> Oh god. God. God. I'm sorry, man. How you Oh my god. God, how you doing, man? >> Fantastic.
>> Yeah, that was last night. I don't I think that was uh Arthur did that >> That's terrible. Just >> Yeah, they they did that. That's I They did that. They did that. Somebody >> I know who it was. >> I know who did that. >> The same person that always does it and the same person who just tried to come out as Alexander. But I know the name. And I look at Alexander, I would have
let him on. But then I look at the real name and it says Bart Simpson. And you know, >> but you know, you know the funny thing. Oh, there you go. You know the funny thing is when they pom bombed you, me and Alex, we went in the background. We were together for a long time. Well, I wouldn't say a long time. He accused me
he accused me of bomb bombing you and and immediately and immediately when we went and immediately when we went into into the background because it was just the two of us like Jenny you pum I said no I didn't I said that was the first time I saw that and then >> you never seen that before >> no I've never I've never seen it before
honestly >> you're not into you're not into black guys oh wow >> no my god God, my stomach. So, what do you mean God? God, stop. You see why I'm one keep an eye on God. You >> I'm not into black guys anymore now that I'm tired of that black dick. >> Come on.
Keep an eye on God. Keep an eye on God. Don't Don't let anybody else in. Don't let anybody else in. If if you're listening, Porn Bama, change it up a little. He wants Asian. He wants maybe Mexican. >> You see God. You see God. You see You see Damn it, man. Damn it. Are you Oh,
man. No. No. For true. For real. Alex said, "You Alex, accuse me of being the palm bomber." When I saw that dick, I was like, "What the That's a dick." I am Alex.
>> I think it's Barry the turtle's dick. >> Psychic. Psychic. Psychic. Alex, you didn't even know psychic yourself. Alex was the one who let us know that was a that was a dick. And I said, "What?" And I >> knew right away. >> Alex right away. He zoomed right in on that >> Alex right to his favorite.
>> Next thing I know, I'm cut off from you. I'm cut off from psychic. And it's just me and Alex in the back. And I Alex like, "Jenny, that was a dick." I'm like, "What? No, that wasn't." He said, "Yeah, that was a dick." I said, "Yeah, I saw it." And I'm like to him, "Alex, that was my first bomb bombing I ever saw on all of channels. I'm following
the pom bombing." >> Why Why are you getting so much Jenny? Why you getting so much hate from the uh chat? >> I Why? Because I'm pro I don't know. I'm pro pro Wait. How did I get up? I said frock Americans. That's it. I think I said
>> that. That would do it. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's it. >> different different people. I don't know why. I don't know. I really enjoy. How could you not like her? How could you not like Jenny? Jenny's fun. We never had we never really talked much, me and her, but she's always been a good time.
>> No, we we No, we never we we had few, you know, few places where we bump into each other on different channels. >> Yeah. Well, I love I've figured you I figured you out from from that page >> and from there from from day one, I said I love this guy. >> Yeah. You've always had a good spirit.
You've always been fun. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's a I'm I'm me. >> James Bond and now we have 007. It's 007. >> There you go. There you go. There you go. I'm supposed to be auto guys on on an auto pile. I just left. I just shot dong. I left.
>> Identify yourself. Someone's backstage. Oh, what do I see? Oh, it's a black dick. It's the black dick already. Already? It's backstage. Okay, you lost lose 007 always loses by it is Hello. Are they going to talk? Oh, it's >> like, >> can you hear me? He said, can you hear me? >> I can hear you. >> Hello.
>> I can hear you. >> Hello. Hello. >> Who is that? >> I don't know what I'm looking at. It looks like a picture of a green something. I can't >> Oh no. Please turn turn that person. walk to the TV and look at it. Let me check. What is this? >> He said, "Hold on." He said, "Hold on one second." >> Oh, it's a picture of a green
like Oh, he left. >> Like space like space. >> It was Yeah, like a Martian Martian green. And then he left and then he left. And so that was >> probably Canada dry. >> Oh my god. We don't Oh my god. Please don't. No. Pomi, please. I don't want to. I didn't even come back last night. I mean, it's like I was just like, I'm gonna go to bed, you know? I was like,
uh, I like that's enough. I just >> You guys were having a good time. It just blew up in your face. >> Yeah. >> that was crazy. That was crazy. Anyway, >> Yeah, Alex, well, once once we got back once we got in the background, Alex was happy to cut shot. He went like, "Poof. Good night, Johnny. Bye-bye,
child." He was gone. Remember I said to you when I was talking to you yesterday or day before, I said to you, I I'm going to kill um two birds with one stone. >> Yes. >> Right. And I spoke to Alex. Alex is an amazing entertainer on the internet. If
he's listening, if he's trying to get in, whatever. He is really He honestly I This guy is funny. He's funny as a rabbit. >> He is funny. He is very funny. I love Alex. >> Yeah. And um >> he gets a little carried away sometimes, but he's good. >> So, we all Yeah, I do too. >> Yeah, we all do. >> Yeah,
I'm going to burn I'm burning some rare black frankincense right now. I'm I'm actually burning every piece of Jeez, where' you get that from? Butterfly. >> Where'd you get that from? Mesopotamia. >> I don't know. I I think I I bought it several years ago on Etsy. All these like natural incenses. >> Frankincense. >> It smells so good. >> What about myrr? Do you got any myrrh? >> I I think it might be in the cash. I have this blend of cashmere. It says
premium frankincense. Rare black frankincense. Then this one's copal. This one's seven angels resin. This one is benzoin dragonfly cashmere blend. I bet there's some >> Why are you cheering? Wait, wait, wait. Your gay stuff. What are you sharing your gay stuff? >> What are you doing? Gay stuff. Yeah.
What is that? Gay stuff. >> Is it gay stuff? I mean it's humication. >> I'm I'm sorry. I'm sorry to say that. Sorry. Sorry to say. I was a lot of pun. They were telling me I did not wipe my
butt. I did not wipe my >> Who said that? Who said that? >> I don't know. I don't want to call their >> Disgusting. That's disgusting. name. >> This is disgusting. disgusting. >> Wipe your ass, people. Come on. EXACTLY.
OH, >> PSYCHIC. We're not going to change your channel to something disruptive. >> That should have been one of the commandments. Thou shalt wipe your ass.
>> God, you God, you need the commandments. >> I'm gonna have to add that one. Huh? >> I know, man. I don't hate anyone either because that Yeah, that I mean people I think some people would, you know, just like um what there's a saying like if you wrestle with a pig, you get dirty and the pig likes it, you know? It's
like it's just they want to fight. They want the negativity. It's just like they want the they want you to get mad and and >> react. Did you get what did you get what God said? What is the what God tell him the commandment you would love? >> There's a new 11th commandment to us like it's thou shalt wipe your ass. Oh,
>> okay. I just left. Well, get get those dude wipes or you know something like that. You know, isn't it weird people wipe with dried dry paper? That's so strange. I mean, I've never heard of >> dry. Who uses dry paper? >> Well, most Americans. >> That's disgusting, dude. You're just smearing it all over the place. >> Yeah, smears it.
>> That's gross. Yeah, you have to really just That's what we need. I have a >> I have a true story. I have a true story. Can I tell the story? >> Yes, please. >> I honestly have a but it's up. The story is up.
I don't know. >> What is she smoking? You guys are going to call me. I don't know where to start. >> He's going to bomb your ass.
>> Anyway, anyway, who >> Okay. Anyway, so I met up with this girlfriend. She invited me for her coffee. I had to go use the toilet. So I asked the the where's the toilet? They
said there. Okay. It's a one toilet for men on women. No, no, no. Whatever. So So I opened the door and in the same time this young boy frightened as I'm He said to me, "I'm sorry." When I
looked the whole toilet is smarter with um when you Yeah. >> Yeah. >> One of those brushes for people that I use. >> So, what So, what do you think? What do you think I did? I did not use the toilet.
>> I did. I couldn't use the toilet. >> No, there's no using the toilet. >> What do you think? >> Use the use the tub. Gotti like a picture of something like don't I peeled out I locked the door I toilet paper and I cleaned his I cleaned >> you cleaned his and then you used
the toilet paper. Then you used the toilet after that. >> No, no, I did not use the toilet. I did not. >> Why'd you clean it? Why'd you clean it up? I I because I thought because I'm black and I thought the next person who's going to walk in, they're going to think I did that >> Wow. Wow. >> I can see that.
>> The shame of it being you. >> Yeah, exactly. Yeah. >> Oh, that sucks. >> That sucks. Yeah, it does. >> Don't worry. Your place in heaven is assured. >> I know. I know. You do. >> You know that. You know what, J? That was that was a real shitty story.
>> That's a real shitty story. Yeah. Yeah. >> But the beautiful story But the beautiful story be before it is that is that Oh sh I told you guys the story can be long. So here's the story. The real story. I'm in the shopping center shopping, buying stuff, right? And I've got my headphones on like always listening to music and
whatever like you sometimes, you know, on the internet or whatever. So, um, I buy my I pay for my I walk out of the shopping center. My phone is ringing. Now, I got two phones, right? I'm rich. This is So, I
got two phones. So, I pick up the one phone. And this girl did this this well haven't heard from her over 20 years. Jenny, did you just leave the shopping center? She never mentions the name. I said, "Yes, I did." She said, "Come meet me."
I said, "Where are you?" She said, "I'm there." I said, "Where? I'm at the bus stop." I said, "I don't see you. I'm at the bus stop." She said, "I'm at the bus stop." I said, "No, you're not at the bus stop. I'm at the bus stop. She said, "Meet me at the train station." So, okay. I walked down to the train station
and she's like, "Meet me at this new there's a new place where you can sit and go have coffee and whatever." She said, "Meet me there." So, I meet her in there. I meet her in there. And that's where the happens with
this guy. I told you guys I'm not good at telling stories. >> So that was the story. >> Yeah. >> Oh my goodness. >> So what happened after you wiped the Did you Did you wash your hands? >> Yeah, I did. I did. I honestly did. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah. >> Thank God.
>> I told you I'm not good at telling stories. You can help me out. >> Yeah. I was worried about I didn't know where it was going. Oh, no. I honestly did wipe wipe his It's a diarrhea if everybody wants to know. It was diarrhea. >> Yeah. >> This is why I don't use public restrooms.
>> There you go. I told you, man. >> I just my pants and I deal with it afterwards. Yeah. >> No, >> I'd rather buy new pants than deal with stress. He was He was apologetic. He was, he said, "I'm so sorry, you know, and but I need you know
what I need, I need to complain to that place and tell them make a public toy for men and women." That's why I need it wasn't a restaurant, was it? >> It was a little restaurant. They >> Yeah, it's like a cafeter Yeah. It's like a cafeteria. I I went in there new with with this girlfriend. New.
>> I'll never go there again. I'll never go there. No, I'm seriously going there again. >> No, I'm never going there again. Trust >> They serve What kind of food do they me. Trust me. have? >> I don't know if what food they they I don't know. I I had a tea. I had a tea. >> I got Hi, Isaiah. How are you? I haven't seen you for a while. Good to see you.
Yeah. Well, >> yeah, he he hasn't been here in a long time. He wrote you up. >> No, I saw him last time I think and maybe >> he said, "Fuck Psyche. I'm never going to psyches again. >> I think I everyone ends up saying it's terrible. I mean, but uh that's why but I just I
don't I have a feeling that like you know you won't flip like switch like I I like people to have like I know that they're going to be even if the people change I know they're not going to just change overnight to be like complete opposite of what they how they were. And I I've been with that through a couple people and it's like disturbing because I mean it's like which one is the real them
because no one can just change every like over like is everything overnight. I mean I don't know. I say pretty much stable. >> Psych. Psych. Let me tell you something. Nobody is perfect and everybody's going to be different to who?
Let me let me like let me let me just tell you exactly right now um with God I met him on another panel on many different other panels and um it could be it could be um destructive
with the words and exchanges of vibes and he could have heard me and now he's hearing me and your plan is Like that's not Jenny. No, she's beautiful. >> I know you, Jenny. You've always been beautiful. What are you talking about? >> Yeah. >> You think I listen to you when you yell at someone? I don't listen to that
>> I choose to listen to the beautiful side. I don't listen to that destructive side. >> Okay. >> I don't know. I don't know that side of you. There you go, psychic. There you go, >> psychic. >> There you go. >> I'm here. I'm here listening. >> There you go.
>> Understand most of what's ever said, but I'm I'm here. Um, let's see. Uh, yeah. Oh, this is really >> you have you have um um I well I don't know God as much as he knows me, but you
have somebody right now positive on your side. So when you when God shows up in his beautiful eyes, know it's God and know he's got your back. do that. >> That's why, you know, I wouldn't I I
wouldn't really like have people around if they if they I mean, it's like I remember I was about to ready to kick Gotti out of the chat a couple months >> I remember that. ago but >> But I see the light sometimes, you know, >> you're smart man. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You're very forgiving.
Hey, and I and I will be, but that and that's part that's like, you know, I need to just I'm going to continue to be forgiving, but I'm gonna stop being so aggressive about like come back like, you know, asking for forgiveness from people that will never give it to me. >> Well, yeah. If it's very bad, if somebody hurts you very badly, you should forgive for everything, >> right? But maybe they've been hurt.
Maybe that there's reasons people are like the way they are. And sometimes it's from an unconscious thing. We're all working through our own right? And it's like and it's we're complicated. We're the most comp the the human brain is the most complicated thing in this world. >> So complicated, you know, but so it's a it's a wonder we can get anything done. It really we can make some order out of the chaos because our brains are very
chaotic. But >> human beings are very flawed people, >> right? >> But God, you always have the words, man. You always wherever you are, you you always got the words and thank you for that. >> Anytime. Anytime. >> I appreciate you. >> I here I'm here to comfort.
>> we all we are all here to comfort each >> Well, you're just other. We are definitely trying our best, but sometimes is going to be But yeah, >> I like there's a saying I like is like you don't have to help everybody you or you don't have to
love everybody even, right? >> But at least don't hurt them, right? We don't have to like help everybody, but we don't have to hurt them. And there's people that are just delicious and try to hurt people instead of trying to help people because >> a lot of times >> people are acting out of their subconscious or their unconscious mind and they're and are just um just
reacting to everything like we we like people tend to just react to things and just be on autopilot and not have mindfulness and things. And so it'll, you know, if they can't, I mean, if if you can start to be mindful and and and if if you try to figure things out, right? Because we don't we're we're
we're a mystery to ourselves in a lot of ways, right? We're we're still we always we're looking for ourselves and we're already here. We're already complete. We're looking for something to complete us. Nothing will. We are we already have everything that we need. >> It's so true. We do. >> Everything we need is within us. >> Yes. >> I'm going to read you something. I I
came upon something today. It was very good. I'm going to read you just a small piece of it. You ready? >> Yes. I live to hear it. >> All right. Letting go is self-care. So, the next time you make the decision to release something or someone that is stifling your happiness and growth, and a person has the audacity to accuse you of giving up or being weak, remind yourself of the difference. Remind yourself that you don't need anyone's
permission or approval to live your life in the way that you feels right. No one has the authority to tell you who to be or how to live. No one gets to decide what your life should look like or who should be part of it. No one but you. >> What a beautiful what a beautiful Oh >> yeah. I I saw that today. I said, "Hey man, that really was awesome." >> Oh, man.
>> I posted that today. >> Guys, I'm Guys, I'm out of here. off. I'm all >> amazing, right, Jenny? >> Oh, man. That's That's beautiful. >> I know. I saw that today. I said, I Where did this come from? This was like a gift. >> That's That's a gift. That That's That's
a gift. I'm Oh, I'm I'm sorry to put the f word in. It's negative, the f word, but that's beautiful, man. >> Yeah, it really was. Good work. >> How about life is a gift and that's why they call it the prison. >> Yeah. Yeah, you wrote that yourself. >> No, that's Isaac Cappy, I think. >> They
>> I was inspired, you know. You know, have you heard of this? There's nothing new under the sun. You know, every everything's already been thought and >> Yeah, that's what they say. >> Yeah, that's what they say. >> Then I came along. >> Oh my gosh. They changed the whole came along. It was still God. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh god. I hate God.
>> Keep saying it. Keep saying it. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh god. >> Oh god. What? What's wrong with you? God is helping me. God. Oh God. Jesus. Help >> You see the effect I have on people. me. I told you. Oh man.
>> D. This is the place for you. I'm going to I'm going to start calling on to Jesus right now cuz you gone. You >> Jenny, this is this is the real Jenny. This the Jenny you see now. This is her. Not that person on TPP that has to fight with everybody. You know you know I went to TPP Jenny. I went to TPP for two minutes today. Only two minutes. >> And what I heard
>> I was there for two minutes. I heard you up there. Right. You were talking to somebody, right? All of a sudden this this Big Chill. All right. You know Big Chill. This Big Chill, he told you to shut the up. He, for no reason, he was telling you to shut the I was going to come up there. I was in the middle of something. I was in I was going to come up there. I was going to rip this to shreds. I swear I was
going to tell you that I >> I was in the middle of something, so I couldn't come up. >> You I mean, God, what I mean, you God, but you you cannot save everybody. >> He's like, Jenny, will you shut the up? The guy was trying to talk or something like that. I'm like, this rude
piece of What a rude piece of crap. >> You can't save everybody. Where you want to go? You want to save? >> It's true. It's true. It's true. >> You can't save everyone. >> You can't. You >> I'll put it in my pocket for next time.
>> But there you go. For next year's Christmas. come back and next time.
>> Sorry. >> Hey, did did you hear Apollo died? >> No, he didn't. >> Yeah, Apollo died. >> Yep. Yeah. Poor guy. Poor guy. >> No. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. >> Guy like Apollo a lot. He was just funny and kind. >> Poor guy. He was always trying to have us a good time. Yeah. on
everybody. >> Well, that's sad. Well, God God bless Apollo and you know, I hope you wish you well on your your journey in the universe. Apollo, you're all he's always on my side. He's always I loved how he always like said, "Fuck you, Christine." I love that. That was just great. >> Oh, The guy had like no teeth in his mouth, you know? It was always
something. >> Oh. How'd you find out about that guy? >> Who told me? They told you on on a >> that Grace Grace told me. >> Okay. Well, God bless you, Apollo. I liked him a lot. I really did. He was >> We'll put his picture up next week. Are you guys talking about Apollo? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Apollo. Yeah. He died. >> Oh, what? >> You love that song I played that that it was called Apollo. He just loved it. He He loved you. Oh, >> he did love that song. Yeah, he did love >> Wait, wait. Are you guys talking about that. Apollo? A Apollo. >> Yeah. The the gay German guy. You >> Yeah. He was like German Greek and remember him? >> Yeah. He was German Greek. He loved
Greek style. >> Apollo. >> Anal. You're saying >> Greek style? Yeah. >> That's anal. >> Apollo passed. >> He passed. Yes, he did. >> No. What? What do you mean? No, guys. No, guys. Seriously? >> Yeah, he did. >> What do you mean? You mean >> you want a You want a death certificate or something? I I can only tell you
what, you know, Grace told me. >> Oh. >> Oh, no. No. >> Yeah. It's sad. >> You know, I I believe that, you know, the soul is eternal. So, I I I think that, you know, death is just >> he's with Michael somewhere now. They're just they're getting it on. >> Oh, please.
>> You never know. >> Backstage. Backstage. You see, you see why we need to be okay. You see why? Okay. I don't know. >> No, I hear you. I hear you. Yeah. We need to We don't know how long anybody's going to be here. >> That's so true. That's so true. Every >> live it like it's your last and enjoy day, yourself. >> Yeah.
>> Make people happy around you. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. >> God bless you. >> That's hard. That's hard. What's hard? I I don't want to accept it. I don't want to accept. >> You don't have to accept it. I mean, you can just pretend I never said anything.
>> You don't have to accept. >> Well, I was cursing on him on another part because he keeps saying he's coming to Switzerland. I keep saying to him, I actually I wanted to go to Greece. This holiday that I did with my son, I I I had um we had uh three choices. Um, one
was Greece, one well, not three choices, more than one. We we we wanted to do Greece. And he said to me, "No, I don't like G." I said, "Why not? I know nothing about Greece." I said, "Well, let's go to Greece. We'll find out about Greece." He did not want to. Then we decided to do
Germany. Said, "No, Germany. Too much brutality." Blah, blah, blah. Then we wanted to do well me not him actually. I wanted to do um France. He said no France not France. So we end up going to to to um Napoli.
>> Oh >> Napoli. Oh very nice. But I wanted to I wanted to do Greece because I know that um um Apollo he promised me he said he's got um homes or something in Greece. So I wanted to
actually go there thinking if I go to Greece I've been to Greece before long time ago. >> I have to I have to get going. Have a good night everybody. >> Night Gotti. >> Take care. >> Night Gotti. Sorry to bore you. Sorry to bore you. my story. >> No, I think >> got must have gotten a phone call from a
federal agent. >> Okay. But I I've been to Greece before. So I was thinking with Apollo, I could, you know, because you keep saying when he come to Switzerland, whatever, you know. >> Uhhuh. I was thinking, okay, if I if I go to Greece, I could um help him out and
maybe because he said he's got home there and rent and all that stuff. >> Mhm. >> I could go there and rent an apartment or what? I don't know. I don't know. But Oh man. >> No. Oh >> Yeah. But I think it's like it's like it's harder on us than it is on the
person that passes away. I think that the person that passes away has an easy time. They're out of pain. They're out of suffering. They're out of worry. I mean, they're out of this a lot of worries. It's us that suffer because um we miss them and we're, you know, but yeah, RIP Apollo. He was a great guy.
Hey Sam man, what what's up with you? Um Sam Man, I am not working for you. So, I hope that uh you didn't get any ideas thinking that I'm, you know, you're going to be running some Wikipedia page that I'm going to make for No, I'm just kidding. I don't know what the that was about. Um, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
What's wrong with 2020? Um, like every day >> is 2020 on 2020. >> Yeah, 2020. Sierra 2020. >> You know what 2020 is? It's uh 40 20 plus 20 >> 2020 2020 >> I had 2020 vision at one time when I got lasic eye surgery but
um I think it's a little bit deteriorated by now. It was 20 20 years ago but I had LASIC. Anybody Oh, I'll put the um Oh, Alex is coming for me. Oh, she's coming for you, too. I mean, she she doesn't own She owns the >> Is coming up? Oh, Alex is coming up. Um, no. I'm I'm gonna put the link in the chat if anyone wants to come up. Also,
you're gonna kill me with Alex. If Alex comes up, he's gonna kill the whole chat. >> Wiki. I don't even able to figure out how to make the wiki, but I wouldn't I wouldn't have let Beeta tell me what to put on it. I would have put you and beta in there saying was stay away from me. >> Oh my god. >> I don't know. I don't know. She that's
to to think that I'm work I mean that would be see that's really paranoid to think that I would be working for you. I just don't get it. >> Who is who's who are you working for? >> Well um I'm I'm basically a spiritual trafficker. Beeta is my mistress. I guess that would make salmon my master or something like that. And uh and uh I
know that that sounds good to them but uh oh god thing that is is here telling you to leave. Why? Guys, stop picking on Jenny. Jenny. Oh, here comes Sammy. >> Why are they picking on me? What am I doing wrong? I'm not doing anything >> I don't Yo yo yo yo, relax. Relax. Kitty wrong. gang. >> Shout out to Shout to Christine, right?
>> Hey, shut up. >> DJ Electra. Okay. Whoa. >> Don't say hi to Christine on my show. Christine calls me scumbag. I don't like Well, >> you are a scumbag. Oh, >> okay. Well, you you're out of here. Bye. I don't need to. >> What was that about? >> Hi. I'm sorry. Hey, Psyche gang. Shout
outs. >> Why you psych? You gota You just yelling on my panel going crazy. Why you can't take a little critique? Huh? >> Critique Sam, you're just annoying. Okay, >> excuse me. You told me you dropped the link just for me. >> I tried to be like kind and what? Why you getting mad at me? I didn't say you trying to traffic.
You just called me a scumbag like >> Okay. Psych. I never said you trying to traffic my soul. Alex Meyers did that to you. Right around. >> I didn't say Well, she said that I was I'm working for Beta and stuff like that. And >> no, excuse me. She said you trafficking souls. >> She said I'm spiritual trafficker. Yes, but I don't know what that mean. >> All right. So, why you don't give that energy to her? >> I can't because I can't talk to her.
>> So, why the you yelling at me for? Because you're saying to me that I >> Well, she said she got a wiki on you, don't like. not me. >> She didn't say she has a wiki on me. What are you talking about? She got a wiki on everybody in in the community >> about to get the wiki on you. and I >> No, she she does not. She >> dmer stories. >> Shut up. She She does. She ended her wiki years ago. That's why you don't have the
>> No. What? Why you so scared? Why you scared of her? That was >> Remember you invented cooking, Sam? Man, didn't you know she invented cooking, >> She didn't. Oh, why you still kissing her ass? Oh my. >> I'm not kissing your ass. I'm just kidding. You don't get it. I'm being sarcastic. I mean, Jesus Christ. >> Stop yelling at me. It's too early in the morning. >> Take your glasses off. When you talk to
me, take my glasses off. >> Hey, you take your glasses off. >> Wow. You You giving me Dharma vibes. You're giving me Dmer vibes. >> Here's my >> Okay, let's all go Let's Let's all be blind. Take everybody's glasses off. >> Yeah, take your glasses off. You know you're not blind. Oh, hell no. I'm Stevie Wonder. Okay. >> Wow. What do you mean? Whoa. Whoa. Why you got What? Excuse me. You're not black.
>> Neither are you. >> I was going to say cultural creation there. >> Puerto Rican or something or Dominican. >> is crazy. >> Being racist. >> That's what I heard from Alex. She's always right about racist. >> So why you always with Alex? You see how Oh, damn. See Alex with Jay Dog with Clumsy. You see >> No, Alex turned on Jay Dog. She says he's ugly and she says he's like,
>> "What happened? What happened to the dream team? What happened to the line?" >> I don't know. It's It's deteriorating. Now she's dating Tommy James. >> Yo, what the you yelling at me, >> Because it's ridiculous. I can't believe she's dating Tommy James. >> Yo, come calm your sassy ass down. >> Like two months ago, I was putting up a little graphic of me rubbing her shoulders while Tommy James was like knocked out and she was like a boxer and
>> Yeah. So, what you think? Okay. So, what you think happens in life? >> So, hold on. So, you're jealous. She don't support your >> jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm happy. >> I'm trying to have a conversation. Sassy. Damn. You sassy right now. You zesty right now. No freaky. No freaky right now. You zesty right now. >> Okay. >> Okay. Yo, Psych, I just want to ask a
question. So, you get no more fish tacos and Tommy get the crap. >> What about fish tacos? >> You Alice don't won't support your fish tacos. And >> I don't need Alice's support. Okay. She's not my mama. Okay. Uh, >> but she now she supports Tommy's crack >> I don't care. habits. >> Smoke some crack with Tommy James. I
don't give a She's right now she's skiing with Stroke off. I mean her life >> Whoa. What you mean? What? What you makes no sense to me. heard about that? >> What did I ask if you had good fish? >> I know everything. Sand man. Come on. >> What you What you What you heard about that? What you think about that? If you don't mind me asking >> about what? >> Why you yelling at me? Sit your ass down.
>> You annoy me. But you was on crack last time. What? >> I was I'm not okay to kick your ass out of here. You're on >> No, no, no. Hold on. Don't kick me out. Don't kick me out. >> What? >> Hold on. What? What was you drinking? Oh, on crack when you was yelling at me. >> I was drinking. >> I was drinking. I had three. >> You sure that I was drinking? >> I actually one hard eliminated and two voodoo ring.
>> You What's the last time? Can I ask you a real question? Real question. Sorry. What's the last time you did math? Um probably uh let's see probably like 10 year seven. >> Do we pop pills? >> No.
>> Naturally crazy and high. >> We could Myabolism is going now. Can >> we back it up? >> I'm drinking. >> So after after you traffic spirits, do you clean the house or no? >> Yeah. Okay. First, I spiritually traffic um the house and then I clean.
>> Do you vacuum the the spirits? >> Yeah, I I traffic I I know I traffic to the spirits. >> What's up with the >> It makes as much sense as thing that is is a gay warlock. I mean, completely. >> So, you gay warlock? >> Well, she's okay. According to Alexandra, I am one step above a psychic, which is like a witch or a weak
world. I I don't know. You do you do you do force your your your you know your sexuality on people. >> Oh shut up. >> You do. >> How do I do that from from my my voice? >> Wait. >> you force your sexuality on people. >> No. You say You're forcing your heterosexuality on I don't like >> I'm not Sam man. You want to see me naked? Sam man. You want to see?
>> I do. I do. >> You dancing. Try to give me a freak off backstage. >> Yeah. You freak off with me backstage right now. Sam on the show. >> See? Look. Look. You forcing. Whoa. I'm not forcing you. You It's your decision. >> Why you talking to me like that? Why you talking to me like that? >> Cuz I love you. >> No. See, look. Put your glasses off. Look, you're getting the Dmer vibe. >> I love you.
>> Wow. Look. Look. I'm telling you. Look. Your breath smell like beard. >> Oh my god. >> Breast smell like beard. >> So delicious. >> Why you getting so mad, drink out? >> My breath smells like a rose oil or something. I don't know. Whatever. >> Wow. Yo, you heard him. >> I was going to say his breath smells like butter, but
>> yo, my breath smell like a hosco poo. That's crazy. That's racist. >> Yo, that's crazy racist. That's crazy. >> It's not racist. What are you talking about? I didn't say fried chicken and watermelon. I said >> this should be >> Alex. Alex, you're being racist. >> I mean, I mean, Psyche, you said the watermelon. I was going to say grapes, but you >> Damn. But it's more like grape soda,
right? It's like >> Exactly. Nice Kool-Aid mixed, you know, extra pickle today. >> Shout out to Christine. Shout out to beta. Right. Shout out to >> Christine's not here. Neither is Beta. So don't shout out to them. >> Shout out to Vicki. What? I'm >> No, they don't. >> What? You heard? What? You don't hear me? >> They don't hear. They don't hear. Okay. Beta unscribed from you, but I have to
monitor you. >> Can you hear me? Shout out to VA. Shout to Shout to Christine. You're >> Oh, shut up. >> Shout out to DJ Electro. Can you hear me? You're >> Thank you. Can you hear me? >> Electric, but don't say shout out to Christine anymore. >> Shout out to Christine and Shout to Kitty Gang. Shout out to Victoria. >> Oh, don't say don't say anything about Victoria. That's a too. I don't like her. >> What? Not Vicki. Oh, hell no. What are
you doing? >> She says she talked about me already. I don't even know the Hold on. >> So what, >> I can like who I want to. You can like >> facts facts. Team psych teams. >> Thank you, Arthur. >> Arthur, was that you Benny's tonight? Arthur, were you at Benny's tonight? Who's >> were you at Benny's? Benny Blanc. >> Is this a joke?
>> No. No. Because somebody I was on with um Joe on his show and then someone named Rayundo came backstage and I was like, "Oh, let him on. It's Arthur." And then he like left and I was like because he's I don't show my face but I thought it was >> No, I don't even know who Benny is. >> Okay. He's been on the show before. >> Yeah. And by the way, Sam man, Benny Benny and I are good friends in this
like wow. >> You guys suck each other's dicks. No, we don't cuz he lives in Pennsylvania. >> Look, look. Wow. Look, that's other weirdo. >> Yo, you're trying to get some dick, Sam, man. What's up, >> Arthur? Arthur, Arthur, you better start glazing me now. >> Oh, yo, what's up, man? Yo, this >> glaze you. I want to glaze you. >> Psych. I want to tell you something real quick. >> Yes.
>> You got on panel one of the greatest greatest YouTubers here that live stream currently on this platform. Give it up for Sam, man. >> I'll give you that. We're working on something. Stop kissing. Are you here? >> >> Yeah, you got we working on something.
>> She and it's Yo, it's like 40 It's like It's like four minus 4 degrees out here. >> Yo, it is freezing, dog. >> Shout to the slurp here. >> No, Diddy. No freaking He just slurped up just now. He just slurped midnight. Midnight talks back to me. I like >> It's freezing, dog. >> I'm sitting at a solid one degree right now.
Damn. >> I'm sitting at 60. Oh yeah, >> dude. It's seven over here, dog. >> Oh my god. You guys live in the >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What? If you don't mind me asking like what state region, brother. >> Yeah, I was saying East Coast. >> Staten Island is where I reside.
>> Literally before wind, it is one degree right now before windchill. Dude, it's it's it's amazing how cold it is. >> opening this door. I tell you that. I actually just got back from New York today. I go to Rochester for work the last two days. >> Are you Where are you? Are you in your car? >> Yeah. Yeah, I'm chilling in my driveway.
>> Oh, he's burping. Nice for a second. >> I ain't driving. No, I ain't driving. >> His mic is burping. I don't know if you guys hear that. >> Oh, all right. All right. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna rejoin cuz it's this iPhone has been a piece of Do a burp. >> Yo, Sam, question bro. >> Yes. Yes. My name >> Sam.
>> Yo, it's do or die where Rob reside. Yo, quick question, dog. >> Why Why you let Pebbs on your panel, dog? >> Hey, why'd you time out PBS in my chat? Um, Arthur. Uh, look, Psych, she is disgusting when I tell you that I gave you a heads up with Alex Mayers. He's the same piece of You do not want her around. You don't.
>> I don't. I mean, I don't mind anybody coming around as long as >> But that's the thing though. I gave you the heads up with Alex and you didn't listen and now you got Pebbs around and it's like I'm giving you a heads up again and you're like, "No, but she's so nice to me." Alex hates Pebb, >> dude. Let me just tell you this. The only
person that gets along with Pebb is they that's it. Nobody got her. >> I was on a show with Flirty Diamond and I'm on her show one time and she was fine. She was very nice. >> Salmon, do you like her? >> PBS. >> Who? >> Why are you asking me? >> Because um Alexandra said that you're like, you know, working with her and
stuff but >> do I look like I work for PBS? >> You You're a soul trafficker. You sell >> Yeah. so you sell so >> I know that's what I'm saying. I'm saying that's what she says. I'm just asking you. >> That's Alex is your home girl >> No. Alex hates me. She doesn't talk to me anymore. >> You work for now. you, You work for >> Excuse me. Don't tell me. Don't call me the word. Don't tell me to you. Be respectful. >> Before this goes too deep, but still
burping or >> No, you're still burping. >> No joke. No joke. But uh yo, Sam, man, is Pebb's not a piece of Hell yeah. Go get that Yeah.
>> Look, Psych. Psych. She made She threw a party. She threw a party about a poor kid who's disabled. >> What? What? >> Oh, wait. They took her back after that. Why >> they Oh, okay. So, guess what? Just because someone raped someone, >> not Arthur. No. Wow. >> So, because they apologized, it's okay.
>> Wow. No, no. Wow. See, Arthur just trying to start. That that's your that's your ideology. >> That's not me. Don't defend them. >> All right, let me correct it then. So if somebody >> somebody deletes somebody and then they say, "Oh my goodness, I'm sorry." >> No, I don't. They said they're sorry. It's okay now. >> Arthur Arthur, I don't defend no action
at all. But why do I give up, >> No, I'm a Mr. Cook up myself. You didn't see all wants to stir up That's >> Yeah, all he cares about. It's fine. It's like it's your thing. >> It makes no sense, though. It's like, oh, because she apologized. It's all right, though. She took it back. It's okay. >> Well, isn't there somebody that put something with a noose and something? I don't I don't know. There's weird people
do weird that they maybe >> they work with pads and and you soul trafficking. >> I'm not soul trafficing. >> Yes, you are. I have a car. I'm noting ebike to traffic. >> Get him out of here, psyche. Get him out of here. He's disgusting. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Don't kick me out. Don't kick me. >> No, he just said you're soul trafficing. That's what Alex is saying. And then Alex is saying I'm working with pass. So which one is it?
>> It's all fake. It's all wrong. Okay. >> You get it? She's I think she's a little bit confused about something cuz it's like >> well you So look so you want to work for Pabsych? >> I don't want to work for anybody. I work >> What's wrong with working with Pabs? I'm for myself. just asking. >> I don't know. I got money. I don't know what she does. >> She got good money. She got good money. >> I don't I I don't I don't
>> You need a loan. You need a loan. >> Money. I mean it's like >> you need a loan. >> What? What do you mean? What do I have to do is work? What? Blackmail people. I >> No, you need a loan. don't like >> What? >> You need a loan? >> Do I need a loan? No, I don't. I don't. I >> You sure? We We got you over here. >> No, I don't want a loan from you. I know you're gonna over here, >> Alex. Warn me about you. >> Ps
we got loans. >> We're taking a loan from the bank. >> Yeah, we got PBS gonna sign a contract for you. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. >> You said, man, they're taking your We got the loans out here. >> let's go to what? Yo, I don't want >> No, >> Listen, Alex, I know you listening. Pab's going to sign a contract. >> No, give me the contract. All right, what's the problem? How much how much
you need for your enterprise? So, >> you know what? You know what Alex did say once that I do believe? Alex said that she was a troll. I also believe that she's an um 5,000-y old vampire. And uh that's it. And how much how much you need for your enterprise? >> Excuse me. >> How much you need for your enterprise?
>> I I I don't need anything. I don't need to borrow any money. If I need to borrow >> All right. So, shout out to Christine. my Yeah. Reprotect Simon. If Alex is a 5,000y old vampire, I mean I mean Psyche ain't getting a loan from you, dog. I mean, >> High interest rates probably backed up by, you know, >> but she So, Alex is a vampire.
I am the one that is like, you know, vampized. >> You know what happened to you? Shy. Yo, says cam up real quick. Psych. Cam up real quick. I just No. Diddy. No freaky. Cam up real quick. No ddy. No freaky. >> What do you want? You want me? >> No. No. Diddy. No freaky. Cam up real quick. I'm just saying. Cam up real quick. >> I'm I have my pants off. I'm just kid. >> Well, no. Whoa. No ddy. I said no diddy.
No freaky. Did I just tell you cam up? No diddy. No freaky. Psych. >> Oh yeah. >> What you have in your chest? Psych. Right there in your chest. What you got? >> A heart. >> No, no, no. Right there. B >> K. Like you got B K. >> Yeah. Kitty Gang. You're even though you're
not Kitty Gang. Huh? >> I don't want to be. Please. You sound so stupid. You got Kitty Gang. I mean go around screen. You chose the wrong. Shout out toine fake fake. >> Oh, shut up. Okay. Get out of here. Bro, bro, it's just he's got big king goads, bro. Come on. >> Oh my god. >>
>> Go lick Christine's butthole like she asked you to psych. I guess you're gonna be this. Jeez. >> Most disgusting moment. >> Good to see you. >> Thank you, brother. Piece of sandpaper. >> Happy New Year. >> What? Why you getting I can't shout out my kitty gang.
>> No, you can't. Stop saying the is going. Hey, Clu Klux Carl. How are you? >> Wow, but you shout that out, right? >> What? >> What? Read that again. >> Ku Klux Carl. >> Yeah. Yeah, you read that out. But I can't shout out Kitty again. >> It doesn't say Klux Clan. It says Kux Clan. >> Wow. That's crazy. >> Wait, you don't read the Quran?
>> it. >> Whatan? That's their Bible. >> No, it's the Quran. >> It's the called the Chloran. That's what the Quran reads. >> How do you know about that? Because I know everything. >> Yeah, you sound like a racist. >> Oh, please. I'm I'm just stating a fact. That's what they call it. The claram. >> So, you read it. You got the book in >> I don't have it. No, I don't have the your in your book. >> Show me the book. Show me the book. Show
me the book. >> I don't I can Google it and find I don't have it in my house. >> What? What? You had the book before? >> I've seen it before. >> Show me the book about how people are grand dragons and wizards and >> What's your favorite hoodie? Show me the hood you be rocking late night. >> Oh, please. What? >> What? >> Show me the hoodies. You got them white hoodies. Show me the hoodies. I want to
>> No, I I have black robes. see. >> What? Oh. Oh. Oh, you got power in there. >> Ceremonial robes. Yes. >> The >> Yeah. This Y peoples. Yeah. This This getting crazy. >> What do you have, Sam? Man, what's in your closet? >> What ceremonies you be performing? Like >> um I I really don't talk about them.
Hey, what are you doing, Isaiah? Look at your fingers. Oh, you're Oh, I thought you He's tapping your forehead. >> He's tapping me. >> Weird. >> This Yo, Midnight. I'm scared. Midnight. >> You're scared. >> That's all. When you do ceremonies, it has to do with souls. >> No, I don't do cere What do you mean?
Ceremonies. Like what? What? Like >> Well, no. You say you do ceremonies or something? >> Yeah. So now what what you do with the souls in your ceremonies? >> I don't do anything with souls. You know what a soul is? A soul belongs to the person that has the soul. It's like you can't traffic them. I mean it's like maybe you can like >> Whoa. What the I didn't say that. >> This is why gingers have no value. They don't have a soul to offer. >> Who doesn't?
>> I mean I'm psych. >> No, nobody can. Okay, first of all, you can't sacrifice somebody else. Second of all, you can't sacrifice your own soul because you are your soul. I mean, it's like it just doesn't make sense to me. It's like you can't no one can steal a soul or sell a soul because first of all, your soul belongs to God. >> And so, >> oh, you you don't believe in God. Stop it. You don't believe in >> I believe in God. >> No, you don't. >> Yes, I do.
>> What God? >> What God? The most high God. >> The universe. >> What? The grand architect of the United >> Which one? States or the >> You said the United States. >> Trump. >> You mean Trump? That's what you said. Trump is your guy. You >> not Trump. Uhhuh. >> Yeah. Trump is your god? >> No, he's not my god. Please. I didn't I
didn't vote for anybody. I don't like politics. >> Hold on. Hold on. Let me see something. >> Can you show something real quick in the box? >> There's also Albert Pike, who's also Elius Levi. Elus Levi. Oh, should I said? Um, hold on. >> Can you show in the back? Hold on. >> Yes. Oh, you want Well, I'm not gonna put Wait, what? What do you have to put
up? >> Live. Damn. What? What are you showing me? >> Show you something. This from a movie at class. >> I don't want to I don't want to play it. What is it? Trafficking souls. >> No. Why would I go? >> Mortal Kombat. >> I don't want to see a dick. >> Whoa. Who? Whoa. >> It looks like people trapped in ice.
>> No, it's the movie Mortal Kombat. You never watch never porn bomb me. Psych. Come on. >> I don't want to watch Mortal Kombat right now. >> Relax. Look. >> He wants to finish you. you brothers. >> I don't want to watch it. Okay. >> What?
>> You never seen that movie? >> I don't want to watch it. >> Oh my god. I'm seeing it backstage. What happened to that woman? Why'd you turn into a skeleton? >> Like you watching it from the back. >> Oh my god. He's stealing her soul. He's trafficking her. Oh my god. He trafficked her.
He just trafficked her in his hand. Oh my god. >> Oh, is that a man or a woman? Oh my god. >> Sucking the soul out of him. >> Wow. Wow. S man, I'm really scared now. No, >> you're the one doing that. That's a kitty gang. You heard? >> Hey, come on. >> kitty gang. Now get out of here.
>> God, can't we all just get along? >> No, we can't. Um, >> oh no, I'm not saying about that. Oh, okay. >> Oh, okay. You're doing Robin. >> Oh, it's >> Why you getting mad? I can't represent. >> 2026 has been stupid gangs here. I mean,
>> 2026 is so far just weird. >> Excuse me. >> Out and stop shouting out Christine or you're done for the night. >> I'm not shouting out Calm down. >> Has three teams in his server. >> Whoa. Wow. Thank you. See? Wow. >> That's the server. we know of. >> Yo, my psych don't have none of that psych. Thank you for reading that troll though. I appreciate that.
>> That's what you doing. Same thing like Alex. >> Oh my gosh. >> Holy crap. What do you know? Tell me more. Oh Careful. >> Yeah. You Yeah. And you traffic. Do you? >> Well, see how you just read that? >> Easy. >> I don't know. But I don't know if it's true or not. Like Yeah. No. What you mean? You ever heard you ever heard no
like that on me? >> I didn't accuse you. I read the >> Yeah. And Yeah. Same thing like >> Seb have a cult following. >> Alex got a Alex said >> what a cult of Okay, first of all, Sam, it sounds like the stupidest thing I ever heard. First of all, because first of all, it doesn't make sense. Oh, I tra
like Oh, so because she knows I can't be a human trafficker because I can't even like barely leave my house. Oh, I have to traffic souls. Then she says, "I'm not a very good second." Then how am I trafficking souls? I don't know. Isn't that like a pretty talented thing? >> I think you're trafficking you know. >> Oh god. >> Popular opinion. >> Get out of here if you don't. >> Unpopular opinion. >> Come on.
>> Shut up. >> You're trafficking the kitties. >> Okay, you get out of here, >> Okay, >> I need to be on that weirdo I'm not being weird. >> Sounds like something Christine would say or um Christine uh Crystal Marie would say to Christine. >> Okay. I'm just I was just kidding. I was just kidding. Oh, yeah. >> No, no, I didn't. No, no, no. I mean, >> He won't kick you up.
>> Oh, no. No. He's >> No, no. He don't He won't kick you up if you have a penis. >> When I switch Why do I leave you? Why do I keep you around here, Sam? >> Or C >> or the B? >> Oh, what is it called? It's like a BPRC. Big Puerto Rican cop. >> Oh, >> see why you see why you being gay? >> Aren't you Puerto Rican?
>> Or is it a big DC? >> Kitty gang. Kitty gang. When you be gay, I scream kitty gang. >> I'm not being gay. >> This is my emergency help. >> Kitty gang. >> Gay. I'm not talking about sucking it. I'm talking about eating. >> Kitty gang. >> You're being gay. Kitty gang. >> To be fair, it's clarification. I very I'm curious if he's picro kid or deed at this point. Shout out to Shout to
Christine. Oh, shut up. Okay, get out of here. Stop saying it. >> Stop being gay. I go keep shouting them out. >> I'll stop being gay when you stop being >> shout out to Vicki. >> When you stop being cheesy. Oh, shut up. >> What? >> Cuz Vickiy's a She's probably 500 lb. She Her Her Her Her Her Her Her Her Her Her Her
>> You're You are skinny. You're skinny. >> I don't care what you have to say. I am skinny. You're fat. >> Yeah. >> You're a big pudgy. You you so you fat >> Yeah, I am. Lose some weight, shaming me? >> Go clean. GO GET A >> WHOA. >> My house is clean right now.
>> Show me. Show me. I dare you. >> How much? >> All right. On a lighter note, could I >> Here. ask Psyche, how is your New Year's going? >> Oh, Miss Show. Yo, you only went Yo, yo, you only Yo, you only went Yo, you only got one cat left. >> Yo, from there there's there's Lenor. There's tricks. Um Ruby is >> two cats. One, two, >> and outside.
>> One, two. All right, let's let's start counting. One, two. >> Outside cuz I have it outdoor. >> No, no, no, no. Let's start. One, two. >> Yeah. One, two. Outside. You want me outside? >> Yo, that started from 13 cats to two. Oh, >> here he is. He's under the table right here. >> is 13 cats. Hey, man. First of all, I had three litters of cats in the last like crazy. Yo, a lot of cats don't like
all to live in the house. >> Don't scream at me. >> I'm not screaming at you. I'm talking in a loud voice. Okay. >> Okay. Don't scream at me. I'll scream. >> You want to hear me scream? >> Don't make me scream. I'll scream. >> All right. >> Make me want to scream. That didn't make it.
>> Let's count one. Count the cat. Come on. One by one. make me wanna scream to scream. >> I don't like psych. Did you hear my question? >> What's your question? >> Oh, no. It was just at the light note asking, "How is your New Year's going so far?" >> Um, >> shitty.
>> Pretty fabulous. It's It's great. >> It says, "Count to cash for me, please." >> I had a birthday. One, two, three. And Lola's outside. Oh, no. No. >> No. No. Show me. Show me. Show me three. >> There's four. So, here's four. Okay. So, there's Oh, Lola right there. >> Go buy it. Oh, hold on. You just sniff some yayo. Oh, hell no. This sniff some yo-yo. You sniff some yo-yo. >> Yeah, stop it. >> What was that? >> Lola. >> One.
>> Okay. One. There's Lenor. >> One. >> There's tricks. >> A two. >> There's tricks. Three. And >> there's three. >> That's three. That's three. Come on. It went from 13. >> Four. >> No, I don't see four. I don't see I can't confirm four cats. We can't confirm four cats. >> We can't confirm, y'all. >> Show a little box. Show a little box.
Confirm the little box. Come on. Let's go. We on the road, y'all. >> I can't do the other room. So, unfortunately, >> Oh my god. No little box. Oh my god. >> Alexander got me a little box. >> Oh my god. >> Alexander got me a litter box. >> Is doing a yayo. >> Hey, you know who's really Z is kind of cute though. Is he Isn't he >> Is you got yayo? How much is that? How much?
>> But I saw a picture of Zay like naked though. Have you seen that picture? >> Nobody's seen that picture. >> I've seen that picture. It looks good. >> If that picture was shared, I know who shared it. I'm going to go >> I do like that Alexander song that goes >> um
>> Hello. You can't confirm. You can't confirm my little cry. And then it goes something about Gish too. And that's all. >> So that's my heater Samantha. God damn Samantha. I'm glad you're having a good new year. >> I'm having a fabulous not good fabulous life. >> Fabulous. Fabulous. >> No, it's like below four in the building. >> What' you say about being on all four,
Sam? >> I said it's below four. >> Oh, below. >> Negative. >> I see. Why you You can't confirm your four cat. >> She only writes everything. No, he's under the table. >> Show the fourth cat in your letter box. >> Oh, shut up. Sam, you show your litter box. Okay. >> I I don't got my I don't got the cat no more. The the baby came back.
The guy >> What happened to your cat? Let me question you about your cat. Where's >> I was babysitting. No, I'm dead ass. I your dog? was babysitting the cat. It hurt me. >> My dog's here. >> I know. >> Take your cat back, man. Two days ago. >> You killed that cat, Sam, man. You killed your cat. >> Wow. >> I killed the cat. You killed your cats. >> You You let your cats outside and they get screwed up. He ate was your own cat.
>> Say hi. >> See? Wow. No, the cat is still alive. >> Okay. >> Food for coyotes and pit. >> There's your coyotes around here. Unfortunately, >> come on. Psych. Wow. Yeah. You let your cat get eaten outside. A coyote from from doing anything. >> No. >> What?
>> I could turn back to If I could turn back time. >> What did you say? No. You know, you be you do weirdo with Benny Blanco. >> I I didn't do any weirdos with >> Take your shirt off. Weirdo >> Take your shirt off, Benny. >> Yeah. >> No, I didn't. >> Yeah, that's what you do with Benny. Yeah. You think I
>> Show me the clip. The clip. >> Yeah. Donation. Donation. >> Show me the clip, >> Who you screaming at, ass? >> You Hey Benny. Hey. I'm your top donator. Benny, take your shirt off. Top >> donators. Maybe like a couple dollars a few times. >> Like you think I don't know enough.
And don't yell at me every time you yell at me. >> And I scream kitty gang. >> Side note. Side note. >> Well, I'll scream. >> Kitty gang. >> kitty gang. >> Kitty gang. >> While I got it. >> Shout out to >> Shout out. beta. >> Shout out to Christine. Shout out to the whole kitty gang. >> Shout out to the cats. Shout out to
Victoria. >> Victoria. >> Shout to Sandman. Shout out to Broom Gang. Shout to the old. >> Yeah. I like I like I like Clumsy. Clumsy Bean Gang. >> That's Broom Gang. You like Broom Gang? >> No. I I I used to think they were the same person, but they're different. >> No, no, no. That's Broom Gang. No, that's the real Broom Gang. >> Oh, I don't like that person. Hey, I say it. Thank you so much. You're awesome. Thank you.
>> It's been a while. >> Thank you. I appreciate. I appreciate. >> He about to clap the cheeks for you. Look, he about to clap some cheeks for you. Go ahead. Cheeks app for you. >> What? >> But I appreciate you, Isaiah. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you. >> Yo. Hey. Hey. What's that? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What was that? Hey. Hey. Is
what was that? What was that? Is what was that? What was that? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What was that? >> Hey. What was that? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You. And I said, "Hey, what's going on?" >> Yo, I see that. Yeah. Shout out to you.
>> I heard that was somebody skiing on them slopes. Shout out to the winter storm. That Isaiah skiing with me, Sam, man. Let's >> skiing on them slopes. >> Let's come on. >> I love you. >> Damn. I worked. You're my You're my
Masters fan, man. How could I hate you? >> Isaiah, shout out to you. Yo, I I was like, yo yo, it's minus4 degrees and Isaiah is freezing over there. Blah blah. He's skiing on them slopes baby. >> Oh my god. >> Wanted to join your >> clubsy wanted to join the panel. Then
where's Cluby? >> Hold on. Hold on. Sorry. Hold on. Are you there backstage? Hold on. Oh, he's not. Hey, a broom gang. That's not That's not Clumsy, I don't think. I think Clumsy's bean gang. Are they the same person, Sam, or not? I'm confused. >> No, Don't ever >> I don't know what gang gang >> I don't know. There's too many gangs. >> Broom gang. Like anymore man. >> It's broom gang. You got You got You got
that weirdo gang, >> How about the Diddy Gang? >> Yeah. Uh, no. Yeah. >> Yeah. it. Yeah. Why not? Why not? I Who claimed Diddy gang? >> You're in the kitty gang. I'm in the Diddy Gang. Okay. >> Wow. I'm out of here. You wilding. I'm not part of no daddy party. Look,
>> man. Get backstage right now. Take off your pants. >> Shout out to Victoria. Pass. >> We don't with that Diddy Gang man. He man. >> The got that got that baby. Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you black?
I'm good. I ain't good. I ain't with that Dy gang. I'm good. Whoa. >> I ain't with that D. >> Look, look. Just cuz Diddy's black doesn't mean like >> we accept him. >> It works on it own. I love it. >> To be fair, just cuz I'm black genetically doesn't mean black accepts me either. So, I mean, it kind
of 50. Um, I say I say >> I know. I know. >> You're fine. You're You're a very good-looking black man. >> Oh, thank you. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. >> You say hello there. I'm just >> Hello there. >> You know, like he is black. I'm just Hey, what's up, guys? Zooie rep. Yep. Magic baby oil. Hey, it's actually
>> And it's like that. >> You get high on that oil because it has I think adren or something in it. >> Oh >> Any oil? Um, it's like the pink baby. I wanted to do a slip and slide at Emma's. That's why I got fired as a mod. >> All right. All right. Like, you can't get fired for a slip and slide idea. I'm just saying that
>> she thought it was because she called me a trafficker, too, when I said that. Or she said I was accusing her being a trafficker or something because I was like, "Oh, when she gets 100 100,000 subscribers, which would be years from now, probably that we're going to do a baby oil slip and slide." And then she got very offended by that. >> that. What what adults I mean I mean >> whether it's gay, trans, whatever you
affiliate as the whole community as adults denying us an adult slip and slide. Are you Dude, that >> so much fun. You know how much fun it would be to slip and slide with baby oil on it? It would just it would be so slippery. >> Oh, love the idea. >> Oh, that's a good idea. I I back I back that idea up. That's a good idea. cake and a baby oil slip and slide
in my party. When I hit 100,000 subscribers, that's what's going to happen. Are you going to come to my party? When I hit 100,000 subscribers, >> yeah. >> Yes. >> As long as you're paying for my plane >> Of course. I mean, by the time I hit ticket. 100,000 subscribers, I'll be able to, you know, fly everyone out, >> dude. Hell yeah. Oh, I'm down. >> All day.
>> Sand man, you want to come back? >> Is that the real Sand Man? I'm not sure. Can the real Sam please stand up? >> Mr. Sam, >> I thought his name was Mr. I thought his name was Salmon like uh you know like >> All right. All right. All right. So did I too. Right. Wait, is it It's not Sammon. >> It stands for Sam. Like his name is
Samuel or something. I don't >> Sam Man. Okay. All right. >> That's his nickname in high school or something. I don't I found out the lore on the IP2 Wiki history. Oops. Here we go. Here we go. I thought it he was just a Middle Eastern dude. It was like Semon like Samad or some like >> Yo, what's good?
>> Yo, shout Hold on. Can I >> Yo, what happened? I don't know. >> Shout out to Jenny girl Jen Jen. >> Um Shout out. Hey, is is it >> Jenny girl? What happened? >> Bond here. James Bond. >> What happened? >> Well, you got you got her blocked. You got her blocked. >> Jenny. Yeah, I did. >> Yeah. one of the people that talk about
me that I saw. >> Shout out to Christine. Shout out to >> They're all blocked. Shout out to >> never going to again. What happened? >> What happened? >> I don't like her anymore. >> Why? What happened? I'm just asking >> She's mean. She's just a mean mean mean question. person. >> Why you can't take the mean mean?
>> About it. She was so nice at first just like Alexandra and then she mean >> Oh, who are you now? Hold on. Hold on. talking right now or >> who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? >> Who are you talking about? Jaybond. Who? Who you? Who you? Who you? >> No, I see Jenny up in the Well, wait. That's Jay in the corner, right?
>> Who you? >> Yeah. And I see Sam's little bubble like >> My name is Sam. Excuse me. he's talking. >> Well, I don't hear nothing. I just want to make sure cuz I had an issue on the phone earlier where I was Hello. Hello, Jay. Excuse me. Hello. Hello. people.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Who are you? >> Hello. Excuse me. >> I'm Sam, man. Nice to meet you. Hello. >> Nice to meet you. Sorry. >> Okay. Hold on. Let it out. Let it out. Mama, let it out. You okay? >> Question. >> Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. >> Okay. You all
>> Where is the logistics for? Okay. Where are the logistics? So, instead of water, >> Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. you just like um >> No, I've been listening to you guys. Actually, I fell asleep until I heard my name. >> Well, I'm talking about Jenny. Girl, Jen, Jen, not you. Excuse me. My Excuse me. Sit down and thank you. Clock, >> Jenny, sweetheart, >> you could go back to sleep. Go back to
sleep, honey. Honey, >> I'm going to love I'm going to love. >> All right. Go back. >> I love you, sweetheart. Thank you for coming. Okay. You have a good night. >> You're welcome, darling. Hey, listen. Go back to sleep, baby girl. Go back. >> Go back to sleep. It's okay. Go back to sleep. Go
>> Shishi. Go. She go
>> I'm just playing with you. I don't even know you. God bless your heart. I I'm just I'm just having fun. God bless your heart. >> It's so good. It's so good. It's >> I'm just joking. I don't even I'm sorry. No disrespect. I'm mean no harm towards you. >> A different Jenny. Um >> it's a different Jenny. I mean no harm towards you. It's
>> whatever. But >> I'm trying to get ass psych. Oh my god. She actually laughs. Oh my god. >> You're not gonna get You're not gonna get at me, man. Oh, unless you want me. >> That's the kitty gang. >> What? >> What >> you said? You said titty gang. Beat a titty gang. All right, we out of here, man. >> Okay, bye. >> Shout out to
gang. Bye. >> Bye. >> Bye. >> Why? >> Oh, not that. No, that that I'm saying why to the titty gang. Why? Why is this still why why like why why is it just like >> a good conversation,
you know? Yeah. Conversation. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sure. Oh, man. >> Why are you saying sarcastic? >> Hey, what's up, Mason? >> I'm not being sarcastic. >> I want to talk to Mason the drummer. Have you heard Have you met Mason the drummer Isaiah? >> I don't know. >> Okay. Well, remember if you met him? He's very unforgettable.
>> Um, >> probably. I >> Mason, are you going to come up or do I have to bother posting the link? Let me see. Invite. It has been a while since the link was posted. So, >> okay, let's get it up. >> It's just way the up there. >> Okay, here we go. Oh, sorry. >> I I don't I don't I don't think I I don't think I counted it. I can't remember a drummer, so I don't think I
met Mason. >> Well, he didn't have drums for the first um few months that we knew him. He just got drums back. But he did he did play um drums and Guitar Center a few times. >> Fair enough. >> It has been It has been a while since I've been on your channel. Actually, to be fair, it's been a while since I've been on anybody's channel, but >> hey, I do have like some I guys, I'm going to premiere right now. Hold on. Sam wants to talk. Wait. Yeah.
>> Oh, trafficker. >> Okay. Okay. So, I have some videos. I made Sam might be in this video. Let's see. I made I made some uh new shorts today, but I haven't posted them yet. So, here's one of them. This is um Let's see. This is called um the Warog roast battle. What is this about? >> Wait a second. Marie, Marie, Marie, can you shut the up for two seconds? I
got to handle business. Who the are you telling me to put my mic down? >> Talk to me and stop talking for two seconds. >> You're so stupid. >> So, who's the nerd on the panel now? Griefx, welcome. Are you a nerd? What? You look like one. Talk to us. >> Oh my god. >> Are you Do you leave your chair like
Warog or you live in a chair like Warog? Are you another nerd like him? >> Do you got a mic up your head? >> Don't worry about it, man. Don't worry. War dog is crippled. Look at his mantis. This guy has mantis and pajamas with cuff stains on him.
>> Oh my god. I love this. This is Yeah. >> Don't do that. Yo, don't do that. >> Alex is funny. >> Nobody wants to see that. >> No, he's allowed to. >> Not even the kid that you >> He didn't porn bomb, did he? >> Is that Clums? No, he didn't. He didn't.
>> Who are these people? >> I don't even know these people. >> He went to pee finally. >> If he didn't pee, I was going to think he's an alien. >> He hasn't peed once. >> Who is you? >> You're like insulting him. >> What's it to you, bro? What's it to you? You want You want to get on the list?
>> You want me to start insulting you, too? >> What? The insulting police? THE IT TO YOU, BRO? Mind your own business and shut the up. Get a reading for psych or something. >> Get a reading or something. Do something, bro. Besides talking to me. >> Look at you with your long hair and your You have a hood indoors,
>> brother. You have a you have a you have a hood and a ski hat indoors. >> That's mental issues.
>> Okay. Okay, copy down on the on the language. Okay, but we're all good. We're all good. >> I'm sorry. I'm >> imagine how crazy you have to be to be >> See, that was what a great clip that was. >> That was a funny clip. >> Probably six months ago. I think that is probably six months ago. Um I have other ones, but yeah. >> Oh, third jump, dude. Oh
>> I have But I have Let me see. It says Tracy's biker photos. Um her her biker club tails and word. Yeah, that's that's all I have for right now. I have to actually I can get downloaded. >> Blood or psyche? You could give me a reading. It's been a while. >> Would you like a reading? Sure. I got >> Let's Let me turn my light. One second.
>> I've got a great deck right here called the Tarot. It's a very sexy deck. Oops. >> Sounds good. >> Yeah, it's a good one. >> As long as you don't tell me I'm going to end up with my ex, I'm happy. >> Okay. Well, >> I know I you can't control it. >> Let's have a look. Let's have a look.
I'll do five I'll do five cards unless um I might need to do a clarifier, but okay. Let's see. Okay. First, what we got? Okay, we got Okay. Okay. So in so you felt left out either left out of something or not included or like left because the five of pentacles is like feeling left
out in the cold if maybe with I don't know how things have been going with your work or whatever. It could I don't know be like a lost job or something like that or just um the thing is like if you feel left out is like all you have to do is knock on the door and it will probably open you know knocking the door shall open like there's other doors out there.
Okay. So maybe or maybe even rock knocking on the wrong door. But um >> you said job it and also but yes >> that's okay. That's but that's the but that's so that's in the past. Okay. >> Okay. U Okay. Oh but look at this. But there's like happiness though. Okay. Because this is a 10 of actually like a lot of happiness. 10 of cups is like a very happy thing. And it's like looks like a happy family. I don't know if
things are going better or if you have like either your your actual family or um your you know your family of of friends, you know, but something's going well. Okay, that looks like there's happiness or you've achieved some kind of satisfaction with something. Okay. Uh oh, and okay, so judgment's been called. Okay, so
um things are going to be made are being made fair or they will be made fair. There's because judgment's been called. So after jud after the judgment's called, then the justice comes, right? And so um so it's basically like put down your pens. Um like the test is over, you know, you you finished some kind of like trial. Now it's like time for the uh for the for the things to be
made fair and and right for you. Okay. If it was not fair before. Oh Okay. The moon. There's still something shrouded in illusion. There's still something that might be either deceptive or will be made more clear as it goes, but there's something hidden right there. Okay. The moon is like a lot about illusion and like something
being being either in like a kind of strange light or covered up still. Okay. Um so, but the moon goes through cycles and phases and so I mean it will be revealed. Okay. So, whatever it is will be revealed. What else we got? Okay. But we have Okay, we have the nine of pentacles.
Okay, nine of pentacles. That's a really good one, too. Okay, so uh the nine of pentacles also I would say is like um like Okay, so yeah, you got this m this material success, but it's like you're you're you want something else. You you want the t of pentacles. You want your you're like really you really want that t you want you want that like real
stability, but you got enough to guard right there. Yeah. and you're uh she's very on guard and she she's got it behind her. She's not gonna let anybody anybody take it, but and so just be careful. Guard guard what you have, okay? Um um materially, you know, I don't know if you need new locks or something like that, but it's like Yeah. I don't know. Does that make sense? Okay. And >> Okay.
>> Yeah. >> Okay. We have the hangman. And the hangman's not necessarily like like bad, but it it is either seeing things from another perspective or um not making a not you're not needing to make a move. Okay, this is just observe. Okay, it's a and I'll do a clarifier after this one, but um but also the good thing about like being in the in the hangman is that you do things see things from a
different perspective where you're actually able to like really understand them. Um and then you can make a better decision to make that move. Okay, I'm I'll do one more final card in this one. It's hilarious. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. Okay. The moon came up again. Okay. This is also could be a feminine energy. It could be a deceptive feminine energy. Um but uh the moon the moon come up again.
That's kind of weird that it came up again. Okay. There's still a lot hidden in this situation or a lot yet to be yet to be revealed. I'll do one more. Okay. This Queen of Wands, I don't know. So, this woman, okay, I don't know if your ex was a fire sign or whatever. Um but yeah, this wands, this queen of wands is
coming in in the upright. Okay. Um she's very passionate. Okay. Um oh, she has a little black cat. Okay. This could be who you're you're wanting. Okay. Because this queen um queens are really it just doesn't it doesn't seem like it's somebody that you don't want. It's like you people you do want the queen. Okay.
And and the a lot of fire energy. So good in bed, like really good in bed. I don't know. You were looking for that, right? I do one more card. Oh, look at this. King of cups. They're coming up as the king of cups, I think. Um and so I think really like stabilizing of your emotions. Okay. I think this is like the good card to end on. It's like
um you're going to end up mastering them um if they've been like up and down and like or confusing or whatever. It's like there's a mastery like a final mastery um of of the emotional thing. And I think that that getting that queen of wands will bring you to that. I think I think she will be a help with that. But the king and queen coming up at the end of end of it. Yeah, that's a really
really good sign especially with that 10 of cups because that that's like a lot of happiness shared but there's still stuff hidden about it. Okay. I can't um hold on. Who are you talking who you talking about thing? Yeah. Yeah. But I would say that uh it's also water and fire and so that's a good it creates like a lot of
steam. I'd say it's going to be a really good sex life with whatever this person is. I think it's a good sex life and also makes you happy. Okay. >> Like it's somebody different. >> Okay. >> Forget so. I think so too because it was like if it was like somebody bad or somebody you didn't it wouldn't come up as a queen. It would become it would be like a one of the like a like a a page of a
page of wands or it would be like upside down. Um but the Oh, and Queen of Wands also. Okay. She's going to inspire you. Right. The Yeah, I get the fire and water. I just see steam, right? Okay, there we go. >> that's your reading. I hope you like >> Yeah, that. >> I did. I did. >> Good. Thank you for asking for the reading, too. I I mean I I miss I I do kind of miss those days. I mean, you
came on. Remember when you came on? It was like I think it was one of the first panels you did and stuff and uh like you were like you called me and you're like hey I like this. You're like am I doing okay? And uh I don't know if you ever started your show but >> Oh I just I enjoy just bouncing around the panels man. >> I mean that's good. I mean it's like
because I mean basically that's what I I did before I started my show was went on other shows >> and uh made the relationships and it's like once you have the relationships whether you do your own show or not or if you want to or whatever I don't know I don't know what what you want to do >> but I think you're on the right path. You're on the right you're on the right track. Okay. >> You're on the right track. And it's like I think with that hangman coming before
the the the queen and the king and the moon. Okay. So, you're going to be hanging out like the illusion is going to just disappear in front of you. She'll appear this queen of w like she'll be behind the moon. Like that's what's going to reveal this woman and then it's like then you're going to be okay. Like you're going to be like in a lot better state of mind. Oh, look at the Jenny girl genen backup channel is screaming kitty
gang. >> Well, um >> Jenny, I don't care. I don't care. I mean, I was like, you think you think that bothers me? Really doesn't. Um um >> so you and I don't even mean to kick you out of the room cuz I don't hate you Jenny. You know you hate me. That's the thing. You said terrible things about me. Did I say terrible things about you? >> Psych. >> Never psyche gang. It's a cult of
psyche. You know it's just it's like it's like it's it's a cult. But um >> yeah I you know what Jenny I I don't hate anybody. I might have said something mean or nasty to you or been short with you because you pissed me off or whatever. But remember you turned on me for no reason. for absolutely no reason. You know why you turned on me? Because you're a follower of Bea and Bea
turned on me. Okay. Your own woman. Okay, lady. Okay, that's it. I'm not mad at you. Okay, Jenny, this for you. >> I don't know if that's a message for you. Okay, there you go. >> The Jenny card. Well, the card for
Jenny. >> She Jenny. Jenny. Um, just be uh she's a mean girl. Okay, it's okay. Hey, Jenny, also I appreciate that you're a creator because I I did see your channel and stuff like that and I know you like cats, too. I can't hate you because you like cats. Unblock the other Carl. The thing he meant you no harm. Oh, thing blocked this guy Carl. Okay,
thing you got in your fifs. >> Carl, >> get Lenor. Where is Lenor? Lenor is over here. Look, here's Lenor here. There's Lenor sleeping over there. See her? Lenor. And there's um Trixs. There's Where's Lola? I don't uh And
yes, Rudy's under the table. >> Hey, is reality Nancy here? >> Okay. Yeah, Carl. You know, all I know all I think when I hear Carl is Carl Winslow and I think of like Family Matters, right? >> I think it's Carl. That's my im imitation. It's
not very good. >> Can't stab people 47 times. Carl >> Carl Carl. Carl's in charge of our day. Carl is like means is Charl. Oh guys, I do want to show you this clip. I can't show it because you join. Okay. Because it was so funny though. I wonder if I can show it. Guys, go to my community
wall. Look up the this guy. It says the the me so funny. I Oh god. I'll take the risk. I'll take the risk. Hold on one second. Pull it up. It's so funny, guys. Just You want to laugh? This This made me laugh so hard. I don't know why. I don't know why, but this is a training video from this restaurant called What was the restaurant called? It was called like the buffet or something like that.
Like some kind of not hometown buffet, but it was some some 80s restaurant. It was called Where is it? It was called um um Old Country Buffet. And so this is like they had a training video and this is like the training video for the meat person. Now just just watch it. I mean it's so funny. Be
so funny. You'll love it. Okay. Let me see. One second. Okay. Yeah. Hopefully you will love it. Um it's a short little video. Okay. Let me see. Share. Okay. There it is. Okay. Got it. >> Your other shift duties. We'll begin with your second shift duty. Keeping and serving guests. Good evening. Quite enough to eat today.
Boy, I'll say. Oh, that's great. Would you please? >> All right. Making friendly conversations like this is a big part of >> There is an audio style restaurants. >> I can't hear it. >> You can't hear, but I think everyone knows. Okay. >> Go back. >> Sorry. Ignore me then. Ignore me then.
If everybody else is good, >> just watch the Just watch the silently. >> Your other shift duties. We'll begin with your second shift duty, greeting and serving guests. >> Good evening. Fighting enough to eat today? >> Boy, I'll say. >> Well, that's great. Would you care for ham or beef? >> A little both, I think. >> All right. >> Look at this guy. >> Making friendly conversations like this
is a big part of greeting and serving guests. At other buffet style restaurants, guests often feel they're on their own. Once they've paid for the meal, no one pays much attention to them. At Old Country Buffet, we work hard to make sure our guests never feel that way. >> As a carver, you spend a little more
time with guests or team members. >> That means you have a great chance to make them feel welcome and appreciated. By greeting the guest warmly and holding brief conversations as you serve them, you say to our guests, "We're glad you're here." Let's take a closer look at greeting guests. Every conversation you hold with guests should begin
something like this. >> Good evening. >> Or, >> hi, how are you? >> Once you've greeted the guest, start a brief conversation. Try asking a question the guest can answer in a s or two. >> You might ask something like this. >> Was it shoved out? >> Is it still hot out there? >> Is it still hot? >> Did you catch a game last night? >> Or this. >> Have you tried the lasagna? It's my
favorite. Don't forget to hold quick conversations with our younger guests, too. Children often play a big part in deciding which restaurant their parents visit. We want them to feel welcome and special here, too. So, start conversations with children by saying something like this. >> What grade are you in at school? >> Or this. >> Have you decided what dessert you're
going to have? >> Or this. >> Do you like hot bud sundaes? Once you've held a brief cration, it's time to move on to the second half of this shift duty, serving the guests. Begin by asking, "Would you care for some hamburger beef?" >> Ham, please. >> Once guests have chosen what meat they want, you'll carve a slice of it. Exactly what size of slice you will
serve will be a judgment call on your part unless makes a special request. We don't limit the can have. We do however manage it to reduce waste. Here are some guidelines for knowing how much meat to serve a guest. When your guest's plate has very little
on it, carve a full cut. Lay it over the bare portion of the plate. Children usually prefer smaller portions. Carve them a smaller cut. Place it on an open section of the plate. If your guest's plate looks like this, quarter cut or a half cut of the meat
the guest requests. Sometimes guests will tell you exactly what size of cut or number of pieces they want. Other guests will ask you to carve a slight thicker than our usual dime width. These guests feel they are getting more when getting a thicker cut. >> Actually, the thin cut ensures them a
tender piece of meat, which is why we carve darn thicknesses. >> If a guest asks you, >> I like a half inch slice of that roast beef, please. Say something like this. >> I'd be glad to carve you that. Thinner slices are more tender, though. Would that be all right? You can always come back up for more. >> Okay.
>> Of course. If the guest insists on a thicker slice, honor the request. No matter what the topic of your conversation has been or what size slice you've served, you will end each guest contact with the same phrase. >> How's that for you? >> That's fine, thanks. Asking how's that makes sure guests are
happy with the slice they received. If they're not, or if they also want a slice of a different meat, you can correct the situation promptly. Guests will sometimes ask you questions about the food we serve and how we prepare it. To be ready for these questions, make the most of opportunities to learn about our menu
items. If you are asked a question you can't answer, find someone who can answer it. The nearest manager is usually a good place to start. Your third shift duty is maintaining the carving station. As you carve and serve meat, your station quickly loses the cleanliness and appeal it had when the
restaurant opened. Throughout your shift, you'll complete routine cleaning and maintenance tasks to return your station to its original appearance. Here are some of the tasks you will complete. Wipe grease from the carving board with a paper towel. Grease and meat scraps spoil the appearance of your station. Wipe them away frequently.
Discard the used paper towels in the waste basket immediately. Keep the waste basket in a spot that is then wipe the carving board, front board, and stainless steel surfaces with a clean sanitized towel. and between groups of guests to wipe your carving knives and chef's forks with your clean sanitized
towel. Keep an eye on the walls, mirrors, sneeze guards, and floors around your station to make sure they stay clean. If they aren't, use the time between guests to clean them. >> Spills immediately by guarding the area personally or putting up a wet floor
sign until the spill can be cleaned up. damp mopping the area with hot soapy water and leaving the wet floor line in place until the area is completely dry. >> Be sure to wash your hands after performing every cleaning task. Rinse out your towels frequently in sanitizing solution. Towels that aren't
sanitized frequently not only are unappetizing to look at, but they also leave streaks on the stainless steel. Maintaining the carving station includes maintaining carving knives. To keep your knives sharp and ready to carve, you use a grooved steel rod called appropriately.
>> The steel doesn't actually sharpen the knife. It hones it by aligning microscopic burrs on the edge of the blade. After cutting about 10 to 15 slices of meat, you will notice that your knife isn't cutting as easily as it was when it was first sharpened. It's then that you use the steel to restore the knife's
edge. Here's how to use the steel. Note that the process is described for right-handed carvers. If you are left-handed, reverse the process. Before you start, put a carver's protective glove on each hand. Hold the steel in your left hand. Hold the steel so the point is up. You will keep the steel's tip up throughout this
process. Hold the knife in your right hand. Place the blade of the knife at the base of the steel on the side furthest from you. The cutting edge should be facing up. >> Blade up the steel, working left to right. Make sure the entire blade is drawn across the steel.
>> Now the other way. >> Next blade of the knife at the tip of the steel on the side closest to you. Again, the cutting edge should face up. Draw the blade down left to right. This hones the other side of the blade's cutting edge. Repeat this process several times on each side of the cutting.
>> Okay. I mean, that's enough. But that was hilarious. I mean, I love that. >> That's hilarious. >> You like that? Yeah. Twice. You have to do it twice. Okay. Bye, Carl. Thank you, Gishi. Oh, gosh. That's fine. I mean that that guy is just like he looks like he's like >> oh >> He's like imagine having that job and you're like oh but you know that's when
restaurants actually gave a >> Listen keep doing that psyche. I'm sorry I can't hear you. What the hell did >> you guys learn what the sticks are for? I know. I did too. I miss it. Does anyone know what that's called? A sharpener. I clicked the button before
and it worked and >> Oh, >> this new iPhone update everything up. >> Okay. Well, come come back. I'll try to >> I don't know. Yeah. Just now charge with the patrons with the blade. Shut it forward. >> Now try to sharpen my knife. This say Yeah. Well, you have to be a
professional. I mean, these these carvers are very very very You know, that guy has like two houses and three cars. You know, that was the day that the carvers were paid so well. Um, yeah, that I just love that level. >> Isaiah, I think that's a sign. You need to get a job at the the buffet. >> Why is that working?
>> Let me see. How are we doing, guys? Did everyone enjoy that? Let me see if people were laughing. Yeah. Is the old porn making you hungry because it's making Carl horny? We need a black light to be sure if it's clean. Yeah, exactly. Uh what's the wet floor sign? Slab of meat. Yeah, I like I like that that huge that Rhonda and he's like
she's like sitting there with the with the uh the plate like she wants some more. She wants two big slice. Oh god. Hey guys, what time is it? Oh my. Is it It's kind of being late. Oh, it's 3:30. Okay. I don't I don't know. Maybe I think I think I'll just wrap it up and uh I'll uh I'll come back tonight
on Saturday night. Hey guys, thank you for being here. It was fun. I love you. Okay. Can you make a schwarma at home? It'll be a schwarma. Have you ever seen those big like um pieces of Yeah. That where it's like a big piece of like beef and like they cut it. >> You hear it now?
>> Yeah. I the new iPhone update just everything up. >> I got it on my um my tablet. I got the update and you like the Yeah, I like the big giant slices and and it's like and then he's like, "Hey, did you see the game?" What if there wasn't a game? I mean, it was like wait, what game it game was? I
don't know. >> Um so yeah, I I I got the app. This new update was like 15 gigabytes, too. It was pretty big. It looks cool. Like I I like the look and the styling of it like this like that like translucent >> Whatever. There's some cool fe like cool look and But
>> yeah, >> it's like going to like really change like the the thing, but it didn't really do too much of it. It's like, but it's >> it won't. Actually, I will say the change that I notice is it's really annoying because I can't just click the button on the call log to call
somebody back. Most of the time it goes to the contact and then you have to hit you have to call like when it say you get a missed call and you just be on your call log and click the name. Well, now then you click the name and then it takes you to the contact so you can call back the contact through whatever phone number or whatever the you whatever.
>> Mhm. >> I love I recommend the the iPad mini. I got this in 2022. So now it's 2026. So I've had this for four years and it's still going strong. Actually doesn't charge very well, but it does charge. Okay. Oh my gosh, I'm getting a I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm getting real wrapped up in my
>> Oh, you're good. >> Uh, let's So, let me see. What do I have? Oh, see. Yeah, you missed a lot. I I say because, you know, since you like since been since since you've been gone, I can't. No. Um, no. Since you've been gone, I've started making music
and, you know, some people like it, some people don't. I love it. I happen to love it. Oops. Okay. Anyway, um, >> fair enough. >> Yeah, I mean it's like actually I I do love it. Hey, probably smoke a cigarette if it's burning. Yeah, I don't think I ever sit in a car in the garage. That sounds dangerous. Yeah, that actually will give you carbon monoxide poisoning. >> Yeah, I'm not I'm not sitting in the
garage. People calm down. >> Car's not running. Not in the garage. He's not driving. >> My car is running. It is cold. It is too It is one degree outside. My truck is running. I'm not sitting in my garage, though. Okay, >> clarification. >> Hey, hold on. It says I can I can send a gift of stoic premium to somebody.
There's no better gift than someone showing you how they care about their mental wellbeing. >> Stoic opera space to slow down. Does anybody want me to send them stoic? Let me see. Um, >> I can gift you one month. >> Let me see. Does anybody want a month of Stoic? You have to just see if I could gift it. I need What do I need to get this to you? Oh, it says $13. I have to pay for it. Oh, never mind.
>> Oh my god. >> It's too expensive. I thought >> terrible gift to get that. I didn't pay for it. That sucks. Um, yeah. Still >> I'm giving you a sub, but you have to pay for yourself. >> I don't I even I don't I didn't even get the trial of it. Yeah, I didn't get the trial of it because it's like I'm really bad at the trials because the trials
always screw me up. No, the other night I I ordered weed, but somehow I didn't have enough money on the credit on the card for like the weed. And so then I like he's like, "Oh, do you have cash?" And I gave him all the cash in my wallet like which was like $16 or something. >> And then he's like, "Oh, I'll be right back." He just left. Then I was like, "Can you send $10 cash app back and he's
like and he gave me a thumbs up and he didn't send anything back." >> dick. So mad at that weed guy. And I didn't get the weed. There was he could have given me a free joint like a joint. I would have been happy. No. No. He's just gonna take the money and run. stupid weed guy. I I gonna put a curse on that
How? I And I said he can keep $6 of it. And that's a $6 tip for like not even doing anything. I mean, it's like >> I know it sucks. >> That was a bad night, but you know. Um, yeah, it was some weed guy and he was in a truck and he's in a nice truck, too. But then he's like, "Oh," he's like, "Oh, tips are really appreciated." So, I
said, "Okay, you can I gave I tipped him like a few dollars and then I would have tipped him like a few." No, >> he's like, "Oh, well," he's like, "I've already I like, can you?" He's like, "I'll be right back." And he he didn't come back. He He texted me and said, "Oh, we'll have to reschedule." I'd be like, "Well, I need it now." >> Reschedu? What is this, like a dentist appointment? No, I'm trying to
get get high on weed. called J. We >> have electric car. Did you guys hear there's like there's the I I guess like think it was like the a self-driving car and this guy would like go on YouTube and he would like film himself in the self-driving car, but he wouldn't be driving. You're supposed to like have your hand on the wheel and be awake and stuff, but he would just like let the car drive him around. And then like one time um like this truck like almost hit
him and the car swerves out of the way automatically. And then Elon Musk even posted that video and stuff. But then um a few months later he was driving and he like went under this truck and got pretty bad. >> Yeah. You know, you know who's a is that okay this woman Sweet Pea. You know what Sweet Pea did? So the other
night I was telling the story about this Kappers the Kapper the Daily Kapper which is the most depressing horrible you can imagine. It's really really sad. Don't even look it up. I mean it's like I mean it's I was like so sick watching it. It's really really sad. Yeah, it was a good story. Thank you so much. Um, but yeah, so this woman, her name was Amanda. I know her name was Amanda Todd, but I forgot it at
the time. And then I forgot how she died. I knew either she like unalived herself or >> um she like um overdose on alcohol. Maybe it could have been. No. Okay. So, I posted a little clip of me telling that story, which I was relating to like some other stuff. And then Sweetie has to She goes, "Lol."
First of all, there's nothing funny about the story or about me telling. Okay. She goes, "Lol." She goes, "Her name was Amanda Todd and she hung herself. You might as well you might want to do some >> Yeah, you might want to do some research before you, you know, present things." I like "Bitch >> I was like I was like, and you might
want not want to like be such a biage." Oh, too late. That's what I said to her. And you can go see um that comment. Oh >> Check that out. >> She was bullied. She was bullied to death. And you know, so I've been bullied practically as much as she has. I'm still here. So, you know, >> Amanda Todd. Yeah. Yeah. That was uh >> not Amanda R. Todd, who you know, I
think that's a different person, but >> No, it was uh I mean that was a while ago. That was a >> 2011 I think. 20101. >> Yeah. Oh my god, that is a >> I know. I know. I know. I'm >> 2026 that you know. No, that's No, it's Yeah, it's about right. >> It was like 15 years ago. But no, but
the guy covered it. It was the most depressing because these crazy extor blackmailers. >> She was blackmailed because of She flashed her her boobs. >> Yeah. Whatever. >> She got blackmailed for nude photos sent and blah blah blah. Yeah. Right. Yeah, she uh Yes, it was the uh
>> so sad. It was so sad because they had this they had a they had this whole TV show that they made for themselves like they're the biggest sickos in the universe. Makes me so upset and and Oh, they're such uh and it's really sad. I mean, it's just it's a sad sad story. Please. Yeah. Any
>> MTV made profits on it? >> What's that? >> Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was MTV that uh >> Yeah. No, no, they made it. It's on It's still on Daily Motion. The episodes are still on Daily Motion. >> Oh, I know. But I think MTV was the >> Oh, no. It was on the original cartoon. They had that cartoon woman on. It was an HBO.
>> No, no, no, no. I mean like the Amanda Todd story thing. >> That was like HBO that did >> Oh, they had it featured on HBO before. >> Yeah. Yeah. HBO made the profits on the story. >> But well, they should have because that the whole um >> it was shitty. It was It was It was really >> The capper The Daily Capper, they stole HBO's um TV show to to make the graphic
for it. >> So sponsored. >> everybody making a profit on it. that. >> Oh yeah. Like >> everybody. >> I mean I understand stories and blah blah blah and people Sick. >> Jesus Christ, dude. >> It's the same concept as the news, right?
>> Right. >> Kind of. Well, kind of. Yeah. She was the news. >> The same concept of the Academy Awards. It was just as boring. No. No. It was terrible. It was terrible. It's sick. It's sick. Don't. But you can look it up. The daily Oh. Oh, it's so >> Yeah. Yeah. No, it's terrible. >> Don't look it up. It'll just make you sad and and Yeah. Yeah. It is so funny.
It's terrible. It's a terrible statement to the >> like actual monsters. Okay. >> People that do that type of other people like like and people that the fact that people can't see another human being. It's disgusting. >> Yeah. It's called lack of it's called a monster. They're monsters. >> Yeah. Lack of empathy, sociopathy,
whatever. >> Stop it. because they would do it to guys too and then they would call them like new or something like I mean it's like really sick. It was really sick this vocabulary for them and like that and they and then they would like get to unalign themselves and they be like oh well no one's gonna remember what happened to her a week from now or something like that. >> Yep. >> Sand man's not backstage.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Sam man was up for like 20 minutes. Okay. I mean geez. I mean loser. You don't know me. You don't know me. You're wrong. He was up for 20 minutes for a long time. >> You'll know me. >> The worst white I've ever seen. Worse than fluorescent white. Okay. Well, with that, I think I'm going to wrap up the show because it is late. But hold on.
Let me see. I'm gonna play I'm gonna play a video on the way out. So, let me just find it and then is that cool? Let me see. Where's this? You You can enjoy it. Let me see. >> I'll play Should I play the one where I talk about my cult and I'm like I'm like the only member of the cult. That's a pretty funny song. It's a Yeah, that's a good one. Okay. It's called
>> It's called Yeah, I'm a big Yeah, it's really good. It's called Let me see. It's called um Oh, here it is. Cult of One Legend in my own mind. Okay, so let's enjoy this, guys. Let me pull this up. Okay, got it. Got it. Oh, Here. It's a Is it Yeah, it's really
good, actually. Video. Oh. Oh, okay. Share my screen. Hey guys, I love you. I love you. >> Good night, Psyche. I'm watching the video but >> Okay, just watch. Yeah, here you go.
Yeah, I'm big so elite. We got one member but the vibes still meet. I wrote the bylaws then I stamped them divine. Then I held a meeting attendance on time. I lit a candle a chair made it deep. Then I asked for donations and I paid myself. They see him. >> I say
my board of directors at 303. I'm a big bad dangerous leader.
I'm in a chair.
Yeah, I'm the shadowy mastermind with the grand master plan. >> Step one, look. Step two, update the
>> My inner circle's tight like literally one seat. We do secret rituals like eat snacks and repeat. My initiations are brutal. You must stare at your own reflection and admit you actually care. I got forbidden knowledge three times open at once in a destiny so loud it's basically a stunt. They whisper, "Is he
powerful?" I whisper, "Absolutely." Then I a blame it on
I'm a big bad dangerous leader. I'm terrifying in theory. in practice. I'm in a chair. I got a sacred robe. It's a hoodie, a throne. It's my bed. I'm a legend in my own mind. And I believe what I said. Yeah. I'm the shadowy mastermind with the grand master
plan. Step one, look mysterious. Step two, update the
>> empire with the staff of none. A oneph of fun. My followers are loyal. He's me. He's a ride. We argue, we reconcile, we dramatically decide. If you feel a dark presence, that's just my ego.
Doing push-ups in the mirror like it's cardio. I'm a big bad dangerous leader. Beware, I'm terrifying in theory. in practice. I'm in a chair. I got a sacred rope. It's a hoodie of throw. It's my
bed. I'm a legend in my own mind and I'm fine with that. Yeah, I'm the sinister with the Mr. Step one. I kind of step to recruit.
>> It's just me, but damn, I'm a legend. It's just
>> Yeah, that was it. Okay. Oh, >> that was good. >> That was good. Thank you. Thank you. I see. I don't I personally think I'm I'm I'm getting better. I'm getting better. >> Oh, Wait. Hold on one second.
I have another one here.
>> Leave your mind at the door. You won't be needing it again.
La
spinning the EXIT DOOR COTTON CANDY STICK TO MY teeth with screams. Welcome to the sideshow of shattered dreams like
snake oil salvation.
Ring the bell, stand right up. Drink the Kool-Ass.
We're never coming down.
>> Fortune tellers reading guys that all say run but we're hypnotized by the midnight sun. Clown melting down our desperate spaces following a ghost through liinal spaces. Fun out mirror showing who we used to be before we pledged our souls for the promise to be free. Tight rope walking on a fraying thread living free inside your head. She
promised metamorphosis BUT ALL WE GOT WAS THIS abyss in the cold of psyche. WE WORSHIP the psyche. We worship at a shrine
our standing for something divine screaming in the psych. Tell me how you feel. We're spinning it. We're spinning. We're never coming down like you ever
kne butterfly wings. We believe in anything. Hero shot his arrow straight through. Now we're all infected, too. Test your strength. Try your luck. Step inside. You're already stuck. Metamorphosis for sale. Join us in the
Empty
seats. Popcorn burning in an unman. >> We're the last ones left, but we won't leave her name. We still
stuck AT THE VERY TOP. COULD BE THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT WE FORGOT WHAT WE CAME HERE looking for. JUST KNOW WE CAN'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR. The barker's gone, the lights are dim,
but we still sing our twisted him. She's in our blood, SHE'S IN OUR BONES. THIS carnival is all
>> IN THE CULT OF PSYCH. WE worship batter. Trade our sanity for something divine. You lie away screaming. Can't tell what's thr. Tell me how you feel. We're spinning. We're spinning. We're never coming down. In the cold of psyche, we'll burn this
whole town. Bleeding deotion from every ve of psyche. We worship the pain. The rides all stop but the music plays. And the cult of psyche will always stay forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
We'll never leave. We'll never leave. >> We'll never
>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. love it. >> You loved it. Thank you. >> I loved it. >> Appreciate that. >> Glenn. Okay, I'll stay. I'll stick. I'm not even done with my drink. >> I I'm good about that, but >> Um >> Okay, bye for having me. It was good to talk to you guys. >> Good job to you. Thank you for the
donation and appreciate you, dude. Hey, >> absolutely. You're always welcome. You're a cultist. Okay. Love you. >> yeah. Thank you. And off. Can I see Can I see your shirt off real quick? >> What was that? >> Your shirt's off. >> My shirt is off. Yes, I am. I'm definitely getting ready for bed. >> Okay. Good night, buddy. >> Good. Good night. I'll catch y'all
later. Y'all have Yeah. Stay safe in the snowstorm. Well, you're you're not getting snow. You >> too. You big teddy bear. >> Everybody else has got to deal with this Stay safe. >> All right. Have a good night, man. >> Yeah. >> Bye. Right.
Thing says don't end here. Watch this 5second clip.
Yeah, just five seconds. Okay. Well, what do you say? Getting ready for bed. You just woke up. You need more Carl's. Jamie's eyes are wide open. Okay. Let's see. And 11 inches is huge. Carl's not even half that. And why are you talking about Carl in the third person? Are you Carl? You don't think the entire Cabal collectively can even compare with that?
Well, you see my wiener. Don't answer that. Okay. Um, let's see. Okay. Oh, hey, Lola. Baby Lola. Lola. Her name is Lola. She was a show girl. Yeah, I have plenty of people, so I'll hang out for a little bit. Okay, let's
see. Anybody want a reading? Anybody wanna Let me see. I'm not wearing underwear, so I can't, you know, flashy my speedos or anything. I think they're in the wash. Oh my god. Did I say that out loud? Okay.
Um Oh, sure. Okay. Jamie wants a reading. Okay. You want one, Jamie? Okay gotcha. And Okay. Jamie then reality Nancy and Carl. Okay. So, I'll do I'll do some three card readings. Okay. Okay. So, Jamie, Nancy, Carl, and
Midnight. I'm not going to be giving you Jamie. Okay. Knight of Swords. And so, you got some like somebody coming in really or some I think this is more in the more in the recent past. Somebody came in really fast and they then they left really fast, you know, or you know, you are a Gemini. Gemini is a is a air sign. This is a air
sign. But maybe and it's a nice white horse too, right? But I would think of a knight as somebody that comes in real fast and leaves real fast. So some of maybe that was something. Okay. Oh, look at this. We got another knight. Knight of wands. That's a fire. Fire. The Knight of Wands is also a very fast
mover but is likely to either like you know um warm you up or bring down the house, right? You need Rob Rex. Um Rob is banned from my uh Discord because he is Tony. Yep. Oh. Oh, that's a different Rob. Oh, excuse me. That was disgusting. Yeah, you're a Gemini here. My dad was a Gemini. The Geminis are great. Okay, look. You got you got another sword. So Jamie, this is
like another this one's the the six of um hold on six of swords which is like moving on like moving on to calmer waters. Okay. Like he is on water. So it's calmer emotional waters but it's like you're still unsure if Rob is a woman. Well so am I. I'm going pull two more for Jamie and then I'll get to Nancy. Okay. Okay Jamie. Justice is coming for you though.
Okay. So this is a another air sign. Libra, you know, Libra is a justice usually, but I think things are going to be made fair for you if things have been unfair. Okay. I also got some um some in uh fiery inspiration behind you. This is, you know, Pam Greer, I think. Jackie Brown, right? Jackie Brown. One more for Jamie. Jamie, look at coming back or coming
together with somebody. Two of cups. And look at look at this one guy. He's pouring some into the cup. He's pouring some love into her cup to make sure that she has enough to drink in there. It's Boxy Brown. Yeah, Foxy Brown in the hot spot. Remember the hot spot? Got Jackie Brown. Not Foxy Brown. Okay. Okay. So, let's get to Nancy. That's for you, Jack. For
you, Jamie. I hope you like that. You're going to be doing a cheers with somebody. There's no roof. I don't think he's putting a roof. She's sitting there watching. So, that'd be very stupid. Always ask for an angel shot. No. Oh. Oh, you're welcome. Reality Nancy. Look at we got this knight of swords again coming up. Okay, this knight of swords. So, so exactly in the same
position. Wow. So, something really fast happen. I don't know if this person Oh, you're a Gemini, too. So, you're also um this could this could be Jackie Brown is from Black Exploitation movies from the 70s. Um she's like basically has a Pam Greer played her. She has a big afro. They did a remake by Quinton Tarantino. It's kind of like she kills a lot of white people in it. Pretty cool. Um,
okay. But yeah, something really fast happened. Look, somebody came in in and out. Something really fast. Okay. Really fast communication. She was she's a beautiful black woman. Very beautiful. It's like Alexander Myers without all the Well, she's pretty much crazier than Alexandra, I think, because she killed all the people. But, um, okay. Also, we have this temperance. Okay. This is a temperance is usually represented by
Sagittarius. Um, since Sagittarius, what does it say on it? says it says part man, part woman, all angel, one foot in the water, one foot on land. This is kind of I think about like maybe finding some balance between the spiritual and the physical world also, you know, and also just measure like measuring. You're measuring something like but there's a lot of balance in this card, right? A lot of good balance. I remember reading
a card for the lady Shannon and it said Norman Norman B. Norman Bates and then she yelled, "I'm not Norman Bates." Yeah. And you And then that made you laugh. She didn't understand the the card collection. Yeah. It was the horror deck and it was actually Norman Bates's mother. She's like I'm not Norma Bates. I was like I said Norman Bates's mother.
I mean geez Shannon Sh. Okay. Oh look at this. Okay Nancy this could be you too because this is like sering something. So this page of swords actually like a little bit of a spy. I'd say the page of swords is but u you know another um sword card. This is something um going to be growing into something. I think a new intellectual pursuit or
something like that or maybe just you know maybe having your eye on somebody. I'm going to get a few more cards for you. Okay. Eight of swords. Feeling like you can't move. Feeling like you're trapped. This is like the eight of swords is trapped in your mind. You're getting a lot of swords. You're getting a lot of air energy right now. Um right. If she just open if she just takes off the blindfold, she'll see they're not like really like that. I mean, they are
sharp, but there's a lot of space to like slip through. So, she's not really like trapped. It's like trapped in your mind thinking you're trapped. Okay. What the is a Pam gear? Her name was Pam Grew. That's the lady's name, Jamie. Okay. Okay. Also, Nancy, we have this eight of cups. Eight of cups is having all this collected good good stuff
because all these cups are full, right? But like you want to get those other two cups and so you're like leaving them behind. Don't like leave them unattended for too long, right? Because you got all these good cups, all this good stuff, right? Um but maybe like a dissatisfaction still because we all we all want the 10 of cups, right? Two more for you. Ooh, six of cups. This is like
um really happy memories. This is like the nostalgia card. Having like some good memories of the past, some maybe remembering an innocent time when that you know that the that boy in school gave you some flowers and that kind of stuff, right? You still you'll still get flowers, right? You get the
six of cups. Okay, one more for Miss uh Ms. uh reality Nancy. Okay, this is a good one. Eight. Okay, you got this eight of pentacles. Eight of Pentacles is like completing some work like you have. Okay, good. Yeah, this is like so see he's done all these paintings and so now he's doing this one he's another one of this naked woman right there. I don't
know if you you pose new I'm not sure if that's No. So, but uh it's basically stacking up the chips. Usually it's like a guy like with like this bush and he's watching the bush and stuff like that and it's growing some stuff. So, you've been working on something and it's like I actually got a lot of progress in it and something to show for it. Okay, one more. I didn't say Pam Gear, but that'd be a good name for like a bike company.
Pam Gear. You could and Okay. And finally, you got another page. It's the page of pentacles. This is like a seed that you're going to be handed. Okay. Or a seed that you have and you're going to be able to grow some more stuff. Maybe you're going to sell some Oh, My nail. I'm sorry. Maybe you're going to sell some of the stuff that you've made or something like that you or some of
the works you've done. And um something's going to grow for you, okay? because it starts with a seed and then it grows into something bigger. Okay, so there you go, Nancy. Now we have Mr. um Carl. Carl, ready? Let me just give a shuffle.
Hey, 29 people in chat. Shout out. I don't see the monitor tonight.
Oh, you're welcome. Love you, Nancy. Thank you for being here. Okay, Carl, are you the devil? Are you the devil? I'm the devil. No. Okay, so it remember this the video of me. I actually have this on this large print. Yeah, this is Carl. Carl some kind of like you love bad news. That's not Well, the devil is actually Capricorn card. So, actually, it's like, you know, I'm a Capricorn and
you know, I really do vibe with the card and I actually do look like that devil a little bit. And there's these two people. It's called like it says um the enslaved man, the enslaved woman. Maybe you got Do you own some slaves, Carl? I don't know. Right. It could be some kind of bondage to some kind of ne not not necessarily negative, but some kind of earthly thing. Um, strength. Okay. Strength. And so
remember this is like that you catch more lions with the honey than vinegar or or flies. Flies or lions? I can't same thing. Okay. No, strength. Strength. You got some inner strength, but the strength is in not having to use it, right? Okay. Maybe it's just in being able to like pet that. Just pet that lion. Just pet him. Pet that kitty. Pet the kitty, right? I don't know, Carl. Maybe this is a girl in your future, too. Hey, stay
strong. You're gonna make it. You're gonna make it through. Yeah. Fly. It's flies. Yes, flies. Oh, we got the fool, too. Okay, that's interesting. So, this is a new start. You're also going to take a leap of faith. Watch the out. You're about to jump off a cliff, right? The the dog's going to get your attention right before you do this. But just don't don't maybe not don't go jogging on cliffs without looking down. Like, look, make sure you like watch
your foot, right? At least a Capricorn. I mean, being a Capricorn, we know how to climb mountains and cliffs. We use full gear. We like we have full mountain climbing gear. I have like the safety signs up. I have like the helmet on. And I'm like, "Okay, that's how I search." Everybody else is like, "Ah." And just be careful. Watch your step. That's what it's saying. Watch your step, but take
the leap. Um, okay. Well, this is not a good card, but okay. It's a three of swords. This is like a heartbreak. I don't know. Has this happened or is this some uh something hurting your heart? The heart will always heal though. Okay. Also, maybe don't break don't break heart. This one this kind of looks like like teeth and stuff like that. Like kind of like an open snake's mouth in this particular card. Okay. Just watch out.
Watch out. Don't don't look don't think it's a door and then like it's a snake's mouth. Okay. You don't want to do Yeah. Okay. Watch your step. I'll pull two more for you Carl. Oh, now remember I said the Queen of Wands is upright. So, this is like a the Queen of Wands upside down. This could be like a witch. This could be like because the she Yeah, the Queen of Wands upside down is a little bit of a um
she's powerful, but kind of in a negative way, but see, it makes an M instead of a W. Okay, but it's Yeah, interesting. Okay, but maybe this woman needs to get into her queenly energy. Be like, Carl, don't say one more card for you. that. That's terrible. I'm gonna pull Please don't say that. You're not Kurt Cobain. Okay, you got this two of
pentacles. Okay, you're finding some balance in the material world, right? Those are not boobs. Those aren't those are not her boobs. Those are um these pentacles. She's finding balance. See, there's these big waves behind her, but she's able to like adjust. Always make these adjustments. Balance. Hold them steady. One more card for Carl. Yeah, Carl,
please. I I didn't like Avana's joke the other night by Oh, what color were Kurt Cobain's eyes? They're blue. One blue over here, one blue over here. That's a terrible joke. How hasteless. Okay. Something really really really fast news is going to come in for you though. Really, really fast. Okay. Expect it. Something really f Whatever Whatever happens is going to be fast. Okay. That's that's the conclusion of something coming to you fast. What? I
need to find out what it is. I'm so nosy. I'm so spiritually nosy. What is it coming fast? Coming into your out of the devil energy into the emperor energy. Okay. That was not a good joke. Okay, that was not a good joke. Um, yes, the emperor energy. Hey, just being just being the
ruler of yourself, right? You don't have to rule China or Russia or whatever. You can be the ruler of yourself. Von, Ivana's funny. Really? Kirk Cobain didn't even do that. You could say Courtney Love blew his blue eyes because she blew his eyes this way and that way. That was Courtney Love. What? Just don't marry Courtney Love.
That's the best advice I can give anybody. Uh oh, also uh well, we have the death, right? But this is like a transformation. She's a doll. Yeah, Courtney Love is a doll. A baby doll, right? Yeah. But look at this death. Look, look. This woman is like,
she likes it. She likes She likes them. Looks kind of like Jessica Rabbit a little bit. Let me see this redhead lady. Let me see what's going on here in this card. Oh, there's like a there's like a pope there. There's a king. It's I mean things will p I think things are going to change. Um things are going
to change. There's going to be different people in charge and stuff like that. Um also I you know there's a transformation coming for you. A major transformation. Okay. I love Jessica Rabbit. How what's the song? What don't you do right
like those other men do? Yeah, I think that's the song, isn't it? I love Roger Rabbit. Love it. Why don't you do right? Anybody else? Okay. Roger Rabbit was a great movie because
it's like it's like half animated and half like um you know real people and they had that like that that crabby detective. I didn't like Roger Roger Rabbit was a little bit too hysterical for me. Oh Eddie he's like oh my gosh get that rabbit off meth. I mean they're taking the adren jokes a little bit too far in Hollywood aren't they? Yeah. Hey how about we play that song? That's a
good song. I love that song. That's um Yep. How we play life is gift. Hold on. That's why we call it the present. What's the guy's name? Oh, Isaac. Hold on.
Oh, yeah. Isaac. Isaac. Is Isaac. Uh Cappy. I wonder if he was a Capricorn. I wonder. Wow. He did. He kind of does look like me if I was like a tad crazier. Oh, you're welcome, Carl. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Let's see. Here we go.
Yeah, that's the song. But I want to get the right video. Hold on. I want to get the I want to get the version of the video where it's like Hold on. It's a better version. This one. I don't want to just look at Isaac Cappy's face for the next five minutes.
Hold on. Hold on. You see it? Hold on. I'm I'm going to re re recalibrate. Here we go.
But I am asking your help in the tremendous task of informing and alerting the American people. For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covet means on infiltration instead of invasion. >> You have all the money in the world.
They have all the power you need. What's the point? What's the end goal? He said then call this to the end ship control the whole society in the falling love in the summer yeah
feeling oh so unified in the now in the IN THE
I KNOW HE'S YOUR FRIEND, BUT I DON'T CARE.
We were born on the garden of I was little. I was in the garden just till I met a monster. Hey guys, do you want some? I could get you lit up one of two ways. What's it
going to be? What's it going to be? Saying I feel like the whole world is begging me to re my enemies till the washed over me. Till I let the love wash over me. Say I
become the whole world begging me to rain fire above upon my enemies. Till the love washed over me. Till I let the love wash over me every day.
Cheers everybody.
>> We were going in a direction that was irreversible. This was not an election. This was a revolution. This was irregular warfare at its finest. We have what we call citizen journalists. We have an army of digital soldiers. You're here because you've made a decision about something
in your life. You can't sit back. You have a responsibility. We must You have to You have to fight for this country.
>> He's going to be
Oh my god.
is a gift. Oh Lola. >> Isaac Happy. >> Yeah. Look at them dim sometime. Uh oh, hold on. Look at them sometime. Steady, study, study. Uh oh. You know what Lola does? Lola when I here, you know how I wake up every
morning? She comes and gets under the covers and she like bites my nose and I wake up and I go, "Ow, you bite me on the nose." She does. She does. Oh. Oh. And she purr. Oh, you purr. Oh, you love it. I love it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, you sh
Oh, good girl. She's so sweet. You want to say hi to Lenor? Lenor, say hi. Lenor, you're Why are you looking away from me? Why are you Why are you facing the wall looking in the corner like that? You're not in trouble. Lenor, Lenor, she ignores me. She just ignores me. Lenor, I should call her ignore instead of Lenor. Lenor, why are you ignoring me? You're not even moving your ears like you hear me. I
know you hear me. I know you can hear me, Lenor. Just look at me. Lenor, look at me. Why are you being so difficult, Lenor? I swear she's she's fine. Nor watch. She'll move. Oh. Oh, there she go. Oh, she looked
over. Oh, there she goes. Oh, Trix, are you watching, too? You're over there, too. You like your little space right there. Oh, what? What? You're whining. You're a little whiner. Hey, little Oh, you're my my little tricky. Hi. Why? Why? I woke up. I woke you up. I'm sorry.
>> What What are you looking at? He's looking at the door waiting for the next, you know, misguided. You know, this Okay, a lady came to my door today. She was a really nice lady. She's like, "Hi." I was like, "Hi. Um, can I help you?" And she's like, and I explain the whole situation. She goes, she says, "You mean you don't have spoons? Some woman came to get spoons for my
house? Someone's giving away spoons? I mean, are people insane? like spoons. Now I'm giving away spoons. People are coming bothering me for free spoons. Go to the dollar store. They're like there. Seriously, you can get like five spoons for a dollar. Like metal spoons. You can even get like the plastic ones that for free at places. I
have one probably right here around here somewhere. Yeah, I have I have a couple spoons over there. Some lady came looking for spoons, bothering me for spoons. That that person is sick. I shouldn't. Yeah. Do I have a gift? There's some sick sick person giving away spoons in my name. Yeah. Go to
Goodwill. Free spoons. I mean, geez. Humanity's coming to that. No, I didn't give her a spoon. I don't I I have I have plastic silverware. Hey, Ivana. We were all looking for you. We're like, where's Ivana? And I was like, she made a really tasteless joke. And then I told the joke you told and then everyone
laughed. I guess I guess we all have the same sense of sense of humor, right? Hey, I think Hold on. Hey, hold on. >> I want to punch you. I want to punch you. I want to punch you. I want to punch you. I want to punch you. Ivana, >> I'm gonna call you Ivana Vanderloot. I
think that's a cooler name. I went to bed late. What was the joke? It was what color were Kirk Cobain's eyes? They're blue cuz one blue over here, one blue blew over here. That one. Remember that one? The other ones were too too complicated for me to remember. You told another one of us. I kind of remember. Yeah, this is Lola.
Yeah, you told that. Oh, Lola. What? You know Trix is Lola's son. You know that? Lil she's they still get along. Let Lenor and look at Lenor. She's still ignoring me. Lenor, you're still ignoring me. Look at What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Why are you looking at the corner? Oh. Oh,
there you go. Look at she coming. She's coming. Hey. Um, so Benny was really cool tonight though. I went to Benny's and guess who was guess who was at Benny's? Like I I was going to go on the panel but then somebody beat me too there. I went on after. Guess who was on the panel at Benny's? Joe Shipley. And I heard him say the N word on Sandman's, too. I I do keep up with some
things. Oh, Lenort, your butthole. What are you doing? You're acting nuts. What are you doing? Oh my god. Oh, she's going down the banister. You saw that, too? Yeah. Oh, did you see what, Benny? Or you saw Joe or
Benny and the Jets? Da da da da da da. And he's like, you know what Benny's name is? It's actually Benjamin Franklin. It's Benjamin Franklin Bradshaw or something like that. Benny Brad. Yeah, Benjamin. His name is Benjamin Franklin. Isn't that funny? It sounds like almost like a fake name, but it's real.
Lenor, what are you doing? You're you're you're doing this tightroppe walk. Look at Look at her. He's on making this very thin banister. It's a very Look at this. It's a very thin banister. So, yeah, guys. Having fun. Let me see. You're off today. So, there's my curtains.
Okay. What else do we have? There's my So, I'm cleaning my other desk off. So, that's why there's like a billion. This is all all this stuff piled on my table. I'm Look at all these books I have. So smart. Next thing I'm going to do is learn how to read. That's my next plan. Okay. Then I have a monkey up there. And I have a a Ganesha. And I have a Sriantra. And I have a Baba Yaga house. I have a pyramid
and a bell. What an interesting collection of things. And then what else do I have? I have some RVs. That's as close to the RV I'm going to get as the cat cat RVs. Okay. There's my desk. And it's still full of stuff, you know. Can you imagine how it was before I took out half Oh, half it. You're knocking stuff over, Lola. You're You're knocking stuff over. Oh, look. She's
Oh, that's my back. What are you doing? You're playing with it. You're playing with stuff. What are you doing, Lola? You're knocking stuff over. Oh. Oh, she's attacking the the blue feather. What are you doing, Lola? You're going to go in the cat RV. You want to sleep in the cat RV? You know what? I found um I found some people um from IP2 sleeping in the cat RV the other day, and there
were um Mr. big pipes was in there and um he was fighting the saint. What are you doing on the floor? What are you doing? What? What are you doing, Lenor or Lola? You're going to go in the cat RV. I have two of them now. You I got another My mom got me a cat RV for my birthday last and she got me another cat RV. Like I I say, "Mom, can I please have a car?" And
then she keeps getting me these these cat pups heads RVs. She's like, "This is the closest you'll get to another car because um because your Mercedes melted." So, yeah. Sad story. There's my hallway. Okay. You're seeing a lot of stuff. Oh, there's my Yeah, there's my table. My table looks fine. I mean, it's it's not
that bad. I mean, it's not that bad. This is not like It's just It's just like like ash. And see, this is what happens when I see See, this is Why? Look at There's a compass. I don't know why. Okay, there's See? because it's swishers and I and I and then I have like my like the like jack. Oh Tongs. There's my computer. When it's my computer, it's really small.
That's that's my computer. Look how small it is. It says GeekCom. Geekum. That's my It's like a tiny little computer. Look how big Look at Look at Oh Look how big my computer is. It's so small. It's my hand is big. I'm going to show it there. Look. It's as big as my hand.
I'm going to show you stuff. Don't tell me what to do thing. You know how he would say it too if I could hear it in the fire. You know, here's here's what he don't show it, man. He would say in the whiniest voice. I bet he would say, "Don't show it." I need to see I need to give a thing
that is some like voiceless. There we go. You're supposed to like, "Hey, man. Don't show that Or I I don't know. That sounds kind of like that. Albert carbon copy. Get out of my Get out of there. It's none of your business. Get out of it. Nosy, nosy Nancy. No, not not you, Nancy. Really Nancy. I'm talking to
this. Vonna punch you. Don't make me want to Don't make me bon punch you. No. Let me see. Um, no. I wouldn't I would never ever ever
this little treasure chest. This is where I keep all my incense by the treasure. Look at this. Midnight's here. Look at all this. Look at all this incense bag. Oh This is not drug, guys. Everyone's Oh, look at this drug. No, it's incense and stuff. It's not That's not black tar heroin. It's It's actually called
black frankincense. rare. Avana makes more fun of me than you. Well, that just makes sense. There's more to make fun of with you. Of you. You're bald. You're Canadian. You can I can say anything. You don't get offended. I don't really get offended either. I just pretend to
because if I don't, then people will go even further with me. Then they would actually offend me. Okay. What else do we have? See? Okay. Oh, my my nails are my nails are bad. How about you? See, I have clippers now. I mean, nail clippers, you know, nails nail clipps
kind of like a face. It looks kind of like the Easter Island, does it? Maybe not. I don't know. Um, I'm kind of running out of ideas. Let me see. Oh, yeah. This thing I was like, what's this? I don't know. I think I've just been burning it. I don't know. Hopefully, it wasn't a piece of cat poop. But yeah, it was It smells not bad. What did you miss?
What else? I don't know. Oh, look. I have some coffee left. Um, this is where I keep this. I I Here's here's my like little bowl I burned stuff in. Has the goddess on it. Fire. Fire. Fire. Hey, did you know that um Beas There's an episode of um Beas and Butad like it's not like the old episode. is one of the it's like they
did a new new season of it and like um he like there's like like a dumpster fire or something and it starts talking to Beas and he starts worshiping the fire. It's really strange. Um yeah, there's also an episode of it called the doppelganger here and uh Butad sees this guy from behind and it looks just like
Beas and he's like hey be it looks like just like Butad sees but this guy it looks like Buttad from behind but it's like this other guy who's like hi and uh and he's like who are you? And then the guy like wants to hang out with Vivas and stuff. Uh oh Ilia's here. Yeah, you should have just Yeah, you should have just stayed up
here. You want You want to see me go blurry for a second? Watch this. Oh, see, I can't blur myself, but I can clear myself. How does that make sense? It won't It won't blow me. Okay. Um, here's my charcoal. There you go. Charcoal. This is how I burn the incense. It's called charcoal master.
You know, I know you can like just burn this charcoal. It catches on fire. goes. Pretty cool. Let's see what else I have. How about I can read a page out of a book. That'd be funny. Let me see. I have this book called This Book Will Change Your Life. changed. Let's do it. It's actually a Everyone want to have their life cool book.
It's called This Book Will Change Your Life. Okay. I was like, "Please do." Okay. Go. Okay. I just opened to a Oh, this is cool. So, I open to like I guess these are you do it like a day by day, but I'm I'm cheating. So, I open to day 119 or 120. So, here's day 19.
It's picture of like a a bear with his ears cut off or something. And it says I need my glasses. Oh This is like the the print on this is a little bit tiny. Guys, don't don't tease me. I'm going to look like Urkl in a second. These are very thick glasses. They're very thick. I didn't mean to get such thick reading
glasses. Like they make everything else so blurry, but they make the the the print really big. It says, "Senseless day. Go through today without using your sense of hearing." Oh my god. That's why he doesn't have ears, right? Or else he was just in the Reservoir Dogs movie. And it says, "How to." And it says, "Wear earplugs available at any
drugstore." And it says, "True story, Beethoven's descent into deafness is part and parcel of his myth." Beethoven was de I didn't know he was deaf. I just know about Van Go cutting off his ear. Is less well known to the extent of which other senses overcompensated. At a rehearsal of one of his later quartets in 1825,
lead violinist Joseph Bomb Bomb took it upon himself to ignore a change in tempo. And it says Mino Vivas without telling Beethoven who was by now pretty thoroughly deaf. Bomb related what happened. Beethoven crouched in a corner heard nothing but watched with
strained attention. After the last stroke of the bows, he said laconically, "Let it remain." So he went to the desks and crossed out the men vivas in the four parts so we could hear. How How is that possible? because he was just that's why he was Beethoven because he he he's like he can do music without
even like having his sense of hearing. It says and then it says write down the pros and cons of the sense as you discover them. So the pros I would think of hearing is that you can hear the cons is that um you can hear Sam man's voice and beas. Yeah, that's a curse. And then it says it says end of the day assessment. How crucial is my sense of
hearing to me? A sense of 1 to 10. I would say it's 10. I'm just kidding. Okay, so we'll go to the next day. It says 120. What's up with men and aging? It's kind of disgusting. It's like they all have a little bit of Korean in them. Hey, you know, um all you do is take Korean for skins and rub them all over your face and then um you're you look
like a a China doll. Zabana, the other night she called her sweet pie and it made you laugh really hard. I I prefer sour pea. Men get better looking. I know. Aren't aren't I'm hot right now. Actually, I'm not. I don't look really good. Actually, I just saw myself in the camera. Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay, so it
says, "Don't spend any money day." Well, I had that day yesterday. I like But anyway, it says your money and then it says there all these Oh my god, it's gets so complicated. And it says in your wallet used to buy stuff in your desk at home and in your safe with the throwaway key. It says no, yes, no. I don't get this. Okay. And then it says, "A very thick wall between you and money." Okay.
Not many 420 because I wouldn't want to that big of a wall. And okay, then it says you and it says packed lunch. Yes. Okay. And it says you take bus to work. Yes. And it says you borrow a colleague's newspaper. Yes. It says you um drink tap water. Yes. Okay. Because this is not spending money. Then it goes
you go to the free art gallery. Yes. Okay. You buy fruit. No. Because it's buying something. You're not supposed to buy anything. But you can pick. It says pick fruit. Yes. And then it says, um, go. Yeah. Okay. Then it says, avoid ATMs like the plague. Yes. Make love. Yes. So, these are all the yeses, but there's
a couple nos. And then what's one of the nos? It says, um, you watch old TV or old video? Yes. You finish off food that's approaching its eat by date. Yes. But it says eat food out of a garbage bin. It says, no, that's disgusting. And I think that's pretty much Oh. Then it
says um you Yeah. And you make love. Yes, it's free. Unless you know you're Aldi and then you're you're paying Flirty Diamond for a Oh, look at the next pages. It says no TV weekend. Can you imagine that? That'd be so cool. Says the publishers of this book have arranged a deal with never
news organizations and world leaders whereby nothing of real importance will happen this weekend. So you can um feel as feel at ease giving your remote a break. Instead, here are some pre-TV era activities that will feel a lot more wholesome. This is interesting. It says, "Walking, that doesn't sound fun." It says,
"Walking is a fun activity." Oh my god. That can be enjoyed at any age. What if you're in a wheelchair? You can't walk. And what's more, it's free. You can walk on your own or with someone in the street or in the park. The possibilities are endless. Isn't that amazing? Then it says, um, oh, you can chat by the fire. Everyone loves a good fire. Um, around
the fire is a traditional place to chat as everyone is gathered together. Starter topics include how well the fire is going, the size of the logs, and how cold it must be outside. Excuse me. You can play board games. There literally dozens of games from chess to hideandsek. Some of these are more advanced than
others. like uh Christine's trivia, right? So, if you're new to games, actually, I I got all the answers for her trivia, right? Not that harsh. It says some of those are more advanced. So, if you're new to games, start with something easy like popular game called Snap. Anyone know about Snap? I've never heard of
that. Like this. Is that a game? Okay. Then it says bird watching. Oh, bird. That's free. Fun and educational. The national parks are rich in bird life. Look out for yellowtailed sparrow for instance. So named after his yellow cello colored tail. To make the most of this, binoculars are a must.
That's that's getting that's almost getting close to TV territory though because you know it's got the glass and stuff. Okay. Then it says croquet. How about croquet guys? Did you think of croquet instead of TV? Not just for elderly aunts. The British game of croquet is in fact a vicious sport where the most amiable seeming individuals
soon battle it out for supremacy. That reminds me of the panel verse. It says Uncle Joe Stalin's favorite pastime. Then it says staring at clouds. That's free. And it and you can do this with the with the no spending money day, no TV weekends. He says anyone can enjoy this. All you need is a patch of sky.
Clouds can assume many familiar shapes. Cows, faces, goldfish, wheelbarrows. I just see cows, but if you see a wheelbarrow, it's fine. Says, "Names for clouds are fun, too." Cumulo Nimbus. Oh, I love the word Nimbus. Ever see the Rick and Morty where they have Mr. Nimbus? That's a good episode. He's actually like this gay
Posidon type character. Okay. Then it says, "Whisting whistling is free. Is this book ideas to entertain broke bums? Um, I'm reading it. So, probably I'm just kid. So, it says whistling. The great advantage of whistling. Well, actually, this book was probably like $15. So,
hold on. How much was I don't know how much it was. $18. Obviously, I'm not broke. I spent $18 on this book. Says, okay, it says whistling. The great advantage of whistling is that can be done anywhere. Even while you work, as the song goes. Oh, you know that song? Whistle while you work. Hey, Big and Patriot came in last night. Um, and she's really cool and I like her and I
will be doing an interview with her soon. Okay, it says, "A great advantage of whistling." Okay, anywhere. Whistle while you work. Everyone likes a good tune, so brighten up their day as well. Don't you love listening to people whistle? I love it. So great. Then he says, "Skipping rope." How about skipping a rope? I like to like What's the opposite of skipping? Take taking rope. I don't know what but love it by school girls and boxers alike. There
must be something to it. You need a rope and a bit of practice, but once you get the hang of it, there's no turning back. Okay. Oh, knitting. One for ladies, knitting sweaters, socks, and hats is the most stress relieving activity imaginable. It just gets me. Well, I guess for men, it just makes them go
nuts because I I can't knit, right? It's useful skill to acquire in times of economic uncertainty. Perfect. Perfect for right now, right? Then it says reading I'm already I'm already way ahead of you. I'm doing it because you're doing it as as we speak. Wow. How do I predict that? Okay. I'm a psychic. That's right. So it says so you must
know the basics. Hundreds of books on all sorts of topics await your perusal. Join your local library and the world of reading is your oyster. Okay. Then there's wrestling. Oh, this is my that's my favorite thing to do. It's not as difficult as it's made out to be. Though you will need a partner. grapple each other and try to push the other one to the ground. Hours of
entertainment guaranteed. Um, Avana, would you like to um to oil wrestle with me? And I hope the answer is yes. Okay. Then it says, "Church going, unless it's Joel Ostein because that's like, you know, on television." So, I guess televangelism is a no no. But it says after wrestling bout early on Sunday, why not settle body, mind, and spirit
with some church? Churchgoing has a long and proud history. This one has it all. Singing thinking clapping. Yeah. Okay. Do we do one more page? Oh my god, this is gross. It says
um day, what day is it? This is day 174. Uh sh either shadow banner. Shadowbanner shadow puppets. Okay, so it says body hair day. So it's body hair day. Avana,
do you relate to this? I bet Avana's armpits look like that. Am I right? I'm not shadowbanned. Am I shadowbanned? There's Oh, yeah. Avana punches shadowban. You know why? Because her armpits look like this. You seen a shave? Aana do it. Okay. Nobody. And look at this nose hair. Is that thing that this thing that is his
nose? Is that what it looks like? The thing that is you can braid it. You're They're super hairy. I I could guess. And who's who has the hairy palms in the room? Anybody? It says hairy palm exhibition. $5. Show off your hairy palms. Braid your nose hair. Color the your ear hair pink.
Okay. Says tow hairs may need extensions or convenient toe wigs. I'm not kidding. There's toe hair. You know, you can you can um put a wig on your toe. And it says hair, regular hair. It says, "Draw attention to your fine head of hair and your bushy eyebrows." And then
it says, "Amazing. This human has lost his body, but has kept his hair." That's interesting. Wouldn't that be weird just to see the hair walking around? That'd be so strange. Okay. And then it says, "Oh, look at the hairy notes. The note that the notes are hairy. That's so great. I love body hair today. And it says,
"Women are just as hairy as men. Sisters shun the razor blade today." Yeah, great. It says, "We normally take our body hair for granted, often shaving it off in shame. No more. Today, celebrate your ape ancestry by tending to your body hair." What a great idea. And then
they Okay, so then day uh it's like cousin in a bikini. Yeah. So, so then day 173 is today come up with your own book page idea. It says send it to us. Care of literary agent Scott Waxman 85th Avenue sweet 10 1101 New York New York
1011 USA. If it's any good, we'll use it for free in the next edition. If not, we'll send you a humiliating putdown letter that'll make you feel small. Sharpen those pencils. That's basically the literary industry, right? And so they have it says, so so this one it says here's a bad idea. It says make your make your head
smaller day. That's not a good idea if you want to make your head smaller. Nope. And then there's but there's release dove for peace day. That's bad too because that's pretentious. There's nothing wrong with big themes like peace uh like peace, war, and death as long as you make them humorous. Yeah, because it's a little pretentious to have a dove, right? And then it says you could bark like a dog day instead of speaking.
That's that's that's a bad idea, too. Okay. And why is it a bad idea? It says superficially, it seems like a contender, but on a closer inspection, it's just stupid. Yeah. What if I was to do that? It gets dumb after a second. Oh, but here's some good Oh, these are all bad ideas. Hold on. Then it says bad. Demonstrate against fathers who still treat you like a little child. Says, "Kill your darlings. No one wants to
hear about your boring personal problem. See a shrink." Yeah, I miss my dad. Then it says penis origami day. That's a bad idea. It says nothing stupid about this one, but it's only for men. The Bible, the book does not discriminate against either gender. There's penis origami day. Where is penis origami day? I'm not making it up. And those are not my ideas. These were
actually written in the book. Says release your debut album. That's It says so idea. It says not bad, but this cannot really be achieved in one single day. Keep them coming though. Well, I could I can make it happen because I have a huge catalog of
material already. Why do you have to not say anything? Is it because YouTube or people that own channels? Who? Oh, you're not saying sh Oh, so okay. So, Vana shadowbanned. Here's why you're Vana. Here's why you're shadowbanned. You pissed off the wrong person at YouTube. And because no, I've never
heard of like a chatter being shadow I mean or I've only like usually it's like people with like uninteresting comments that get shadowbanned, but your comments are interesting or at least they're they're my thought provoking. You're going to sh about it but daily at the same time. Oh yeah.
Shup shoop shaoop. Hold on. Where is it? What's that share song? Shoop. Shoop. I I forgot what he's gonna say. Something like that. Oh my god, my hair's all went nuts. You just you Yeah. I don't know. Some Sometimes you talk smack, you know. Probably probably enough people complained and they're like, "Oh,
we have to take, you know, hide her comments because people will just bother us with complaints." And when there's no who's who's going to read those, the computer? No. Okay. How about I play another song? Let me see what I have. Let's go to YouTube. Let me see.
Okay, let's see. What do I got?
Uh oh. Oh, Stephen King 718 on I know he's a subscriber. I don't let me see. Oh, I'm sorry. I got kind of caught up. Let me Okay. Um Oh, Mini Manson was on four
hours ago. Hey, hopefully Mini Manson comes back again, too. Should I play? How about I'll play I like the good guy song. Where's the good guy song? It's not about Chucky. is about me. Let me see. Did a pretty good job. Here it is.
I do I do the animation. I mean, I don't like can draw this animation. I just generate picture and I animate the picture and then I edit them all together. It's a lot a lot more work than you think, but it's a lot less than it would be to like actually draw it all. That would take a long time. Um, let me just make sure. Okay, perfect. Perfect. Oh, yeah. Oh, everyone wants to
hear. Okay, pull right. Hey, karaoke queen. Natalie. Natalie, I I'm going to play this real quick and then I'll put the link. Natalie, I'm on a Streamyard um trial. I am. I am. I am. So I have to well it's gonna you know eventually it's
only for seven days but hey here we go. But yeah actually I did make I did animate this look like me here. Here you go.
Midnight on my breath, I taste the wars I won. Blood on the halo. Yeah, I move like a load of gun. Fingerprints of chaos that are up my spine. But you make me righteous with a single crooked line. I cross the wires, live the views. I
know a crime. Every bad direction starts to look divine with you in my sight. Say it all like judgement carved in bone. Say it like the wood decides what I become. Call me a good guy. Good guy. Say it
like a seal on my soul. I've been so wrong in a world on fire. I just need your voice to take control. Call me a good guy. Good guy. Clean my hands with your tone. I've been so lost
in the shape of desire. Make me right with your voice alone. Make the darkness feel like work. I stand in the flame. I don't dance with the danger of the name. You trace the wreckage, but you steady my
You see the monster and still call me brave. I see the fire. I push the light. I know the cost. But when you say goodbye, the war inside me.
I can live inside. Say it like a crown I never thought was mine. Call me a good guy. Good guy. Say it like you mean I can't be home. I've been so wrong in a ceremonial fire. I just need your word to pull me home.
Call me a good guy. Good guy. Put the thunder in my bones. I' been so scared of static and scars. Strike me true with your tone. Where the light turns shadow.
Wrap your truth around my throat. Let the word command the blood. Let the mercy overflow. I'm not asking for forgiveness just the way you say my name.
Not salvation, not confession, just direction, just the flame. Call me a good guy. Good guy. Turn my static into steel. Turn my chaos into purpose. Break me just enough to heal.
Call me a good guy. Good guy. Say it like I'm finally chosen. I've been in a beautiful way.
>> That was kind of quick. That was a shorter one. Five things to pass through the Why that look like I want to punch you? I'm just not uh I'm just What else should I play? See?
Oh, I like the song I like. How about Oh wait. Have you all seen this one? This is good. Hold on. Let make sure you can see it. Yep, you can.
I think it is remembers this one. My beautiful robe
falling off a sledge. Piece myself together on a rusted ledge. They call it failure, call it pledge. Carving truth with a liar's hedge. Every mist just alchemy, every crack my biography. And they keep trying to rewrite my face. Protecting the shadows all over my space. They want to see they can
crucify, but I'm the ghost they can't deny. The cycle of the brokenness, the m won't collapse. Every reload my fire. Every scar resets
my you see your fears in the way. But I'm the her
of the broken map. I don't want to name the pain. Walk through storms just to re the rain. The world sees chaos. I see the chain that links the loss to the I wrapped in smoke. The truth inside the joke.
You crown me and beg me to heal. You scrim me. YOU BUILD YOUR OUT OF EVERYTHING I break. But I'm the story you can't remake. I'M S OF THE BROKEN MAP. Shing life
through every trap. Every fracture feeds my vision. Every stumble is you think I'm chaos. You must. But I'm the heretic you.
I rise from the fight. You try to get my psych of the broken map. I fall down cliffs just to learn the climb. Bleed through centuries inside one life.
I carry the no. My ruins are rarer than you try. I walk the fall, others flee. A living trial, a prophecy.
I'm cy broken. The m to overlap. Every lie you try to name me with. Every myth you built from it. I'm the heretic with the quiet sword. I'm the actual lost.
Don't try to bury me under your cloud. But I'm psych.
Let them twist the holy name. I walk through endings unafraid. I'm built from every
I look a little bit Turkish there. Do I am Turkish? I don't know. What else do I got? One more. Oh, everyone's saying one more. Oh, okay. Hey, if you insist.
Where is Oh, yeah. This one. It's called
I love starring in these videos. So much fun to film. Okay. Um Oh, yeah. This lost fate. This is good.
Candles in a blackout room. Honey and hidden wounds. I was just a kid with a cracked heart. You were a smile like sacred art.
They said psyche sees your pain. Psyche turns it in flame. So I stepped into the circle where the air tastes sweet and purple. Hands up. I should say your name. Repeat the flower. Raise the
brain. You called it love. I called it truth till the truth started bleeding through. And I felt so clean when you gave me rules to breathe. But the more I tried
to follow, the more you hollowed me. Lost faith in the cult of psyche. Lost myself in the quiet behind me. Heaven was a hallway. No exit, no light. See, I was praying for a sign, but you were selling me silence.
I lost faith. I lost faith in the cult of psych. >> Baptize me in neon rain. Call my doubts a splitting brain. Don't ask why. Don't look outside. That
world only wants you to die. We wore crowns made out of bruises and the hy you chosen. If someone cried, you call it weakness. Then you would punish them with sweetness. I used to think your voice was good.
Now it sounds like broken glass. Every promise had a price tag. And my soul was paying fast. I lost faith in the cult of psyche. Lost myself in the choir behind me. Heaven was a hallway. No exit, no light. See, I
was praying for a sign. But you were selling me silence. I lost faith. I lost faith in the cult of psyches. >> Now the halo's just a golden ring around disaster. You don't
say. You just I still wake up shaking like your hands are on my face. And I hate that part of
me still misses the escape. I lost faith in the cult of psyche.
was a hallway. No wasting no mercy. I was begging for my life while you
psyche. >> Yeah.
Sorry. Okay. Oh, where am I? Okay. We're having so much fun. I love I love I love this. So much fun. So much fun. Um where are we? Huh?
more.
You get some. Yeah.
It's the only time the mask for that's when I breathe. When the static becomes home, I'm honey on your tongue. My name's in your blood beneath your skin. Love
you're caught in my orbit now. Too late to pull away. Circle. Your will is mine to play. They call me unholy. Now they call me like scripture. What you running from, baby?
They call me a freak. Now they mirror my flame. What you summoning, baby?
I heartbeat. I am not. I am going to fall.
Smoke
in your lungs, fire in your blood. I feed on you on me. You need another taste. You know what I mean? I'm the drug, the dream, the ghost behind your screen. They call me a curse. Now they were my crown. What you now baby?
They call me a lie. Now they pray to my baby.
>> I want you. I want you. Let it go before it burns through. I told you I'm not
>> I'm diabolic.
Possessed, obsessed. You are my chaos clean. My worst, your best. You can't see the dream. Dark side. That's right. You'll never believe it because I'm
the virus and the vision. I'm the flame in your algorithm.
I'm diabolic.
Oh, that looks good. But I I can't watch somebody else's. I saw a hot guy. Where are we? Oh, there we are. Uh, what? Yesterday you blame the thing that is Sam. It's your fault. I think it's Sandman's fault. I don't blame Samman. blame Sammy.
Okay. Did you want me to go yet? Tell me. Tell me to go away. Go away. Um, what else do I have? Oh, I have my I have so much stuff.
Books. Books. Books. Are you laughing at me? Don't laugh at me. >> R hurting my feel. I'm gonna read another page of this book because it was so good. This book will change your life. Did I change your life yet? Okay, let's see. Oh, that's too many too many words. Uh oh, this one's good. This is a cautionary tale of narcissist. Where's that? Okay. Oh, I need my glasses. I'm
wearing my glasses. I am. Oh, no. These are my wrong ones. I need my I need my glasses. Okay. This says day 160. It says today avoid all mirrors. Concentrate on your inner beauty. Excuse me. There's a bunch of mirrors on the page. Hold on. I don't
know. You can see. Yeah. It says, "A cautionary tale. The story of narcissist, the first victim of vanity. Young Greek boy narcissist was hunting in a forest one day and he came upon a calm stream. He was thirsty, so he bent over to drink. As he leaned over, he caught sight of his reflection in the water. He was
taken by its beauty and immediately spoke, "I love you." He became so engrossed with himself that he failed to notice the nymph echo nearby. Her his self-love became an obsession. And he would not leave the stream. The This is me. This is my story, right? The stream because, you know, we're streaming. You
not leave the stream to eat nor disturb his image to drink. So he died of thirst and hunger and unrequited self-love. That is my story exactly. When he uh when he had lain a flower grew, the narcissist, the same flower that lured the innocent Panie into the snares of Pluto. Did you know that story? Like
when Pphanie was kidnapped, it's called the rap of Pphanie, but I can't say that it Pluto came and kidnapped her. But you know what she was doing? She was picking flowers. And she was so picking flowers that she got so distracted. You're taking suggestions. You're kind of over YouTube. Well, I'm kind of over
you too. I'm just kidding. I'm not I love you. Uh, okay. Let me just light incense. I'll I'll throw more than slang at you.
I'm throw I'm gonna throw the book at you. This one here. Look at Look at this smoke. Isn't that nice? Look at this. Oh, smoke is so sexy. Is that love smoke? Hey, you want smoke? You got some
that actually you really did. >> Okay. How about What did I bring over? Let me go look at my table. I haven't seen some of this stuff. Where's my baby pictures? Um,
I was the cutest baby. You want to see how cute? I was really cute. My baby photo. We know we're getting to the end of the uh the show when I'm I can bring up my baby album. Look how cute I was the cutest baby though. Look, I was this baby. That was me. Look how happy I was. What happened? Look what you people did to me. I was so happy.
That's me when I started streaming. Now look at me. Nightmare. Look. Look. I was so cute. Look how cute I was. I was really cute, wasn't I? I was blonde. Look how happy I am. I was always so happy.
Yeah. For me. Here's when I played football. That was the last sport I played. I played football. I was only I was only one, so I didn't make the raiders. Okay. Oh, adorable, huh? Ah, that was very cute. Oh, here's here's
when I see See, I I I I drank too much sunscreen. That was my problem. That's why I'm so like I thought I thought I was on the beach, but I was just like, you know, it was really Oh, here. See, look how happy I am so happy in every picture. Why am I so happy and I'm I'm like so unhappy now. Okay. Okay. Oh, I
like this. I look kind of like I am adorable. Look. Am I not the cutest kid? Look at here's when I was like a little bit older. I'm like really well dressed, too. Look at Look at Look at this Look at I got I'm better dressed than Sandman. Look at the Nike I have. I have a Nike. I'm wearing Nike. Yeah. Oh, I'm
really cute there, too. Look. And then I I kind of had bug teeth. I knocked out my teeth by jumping off the fireplace. And yep, I got new Legos. I know. Look at Look at me there. I have to faces. I'm too faced.
I didn't get Legos. I got Eggos with syrup. Okay, that was good. Okay. Anything else to show you before I like take off? Let's see. before I take off my clothes. Um,
this is a good book I got. See, this is why I'm so smart. This is what I bought at the library. Look what I bought. Can you read it? Says the ABCs of the human mind. I'm such a weirdo. This is actually a really cool book. Look, you know this is what your brain looks like? This is your brain. It's kind of weird, huh? That's in my head.
Let me see. Oh my gosh. Hey, look. Who's this? I was like, "Oh, there's Michael Jordan." But then I was like, "That's not Michael Jordan." Maryland. The Maryland has a basketball team. Number 34, Maryland. Huh? Human minds a terrible thing to waste. Well, you would know Ilia, huh?
Here's Ilia. This is what Ilia does with his mind. That's Ilia Abramovich. He's in the book. Did you know he's in the book? What a coincidence. I just opened to a page and he's in there. That's what he dresses like. That's how he dresses on my show. Except he's wearing like a uglier wig. See? Yep.
Okay. This is a great book, huh? Got it for a couple dollars. What's going on here? going on. Is that me? He looks like Finnish rapper Peter Nygard. I know who that is. He's a Fenish rapper. You know who I saw? Um I met I actually met um Oh, look
at their Siamese twins. These are They're like these the Thai I think they're Thai or they're held Siamese twins from Syiam which used to be Thailand. And they couldn't separate them because they had a vein that that connected them. I think they actually tried to separate them and they died. That's sad. Oh, here's a looks like Alexandra
Mayor's. Just kidding. Okay. Um, this is what I picture God to look like. Hey, He-Man, how are you? Okay. Thank you so much. Love you. That's a great book. I think I got it for a couple bucks. The Special Worlds of the Working Woman. Oh my god. This
here's here's The Working Woman. Oh, I'm I'm about to take my maternity break. Let me me get my full salary and go get pregnant and never work again. It's actually the story of my life. Okay. Um Okay. Are we all good? Yeah. Um Yeah. How about your butthole? Someone Someone do the butthole command.
I like I love the butthole command. Reminds me makes me think of Saman. Oh, hey Lenor. What are you doing? Look at Lenor sitting up there looking at me. You're staring at me like I'm going crazy. Um,
you were blonde as a uh Yeah, my hair went brown pretty quickly, but I was I was so blonde that it looked like I was bald. It did. And also I I had I almost died when I was like probably about almost one years old. I was I had to go for a surgery. There's pictures of it still. I have I can take them out sometime. But um I didn't have I was um I didn't have any veins to put the IV in
because I had had surgery because I was like puking everything up that I ate like actually projectile vomiting which is not very fun having a baby that was like all the time but I was like almost dead because I was so because they didn't figure out what what it was for a while. They thought my mom had like munchousin by proxy. Um but she didn't. It was just I was I had like this esophagus that was narrow
and they had to like, you know, give me a surgery. But I was so I had small veins that they had to put the the IV in the veins in my head. That was the first time I almost died. The second time I almost died, I drank the floor cleaner. I thought it was apple juice. It looked like apple juice. And then
those are the Yeah, I know. my mom because my Yeah, but the like they figured out the surgery for it. It's called pyloric stenosis. They figured out the surgery like 1979. I was born 1981. Hey, Smelly, how are you? And uh yeah, so they thought my mom was like they're like, "Oh, are they thought she was like
either doing it to me or or um she was like um overprotective or something." Yeah, it was like because we had a housekeeper that left out the stuff like left out the bottle. I remember that was my first memory I think was drinking the floor cleaner cuz I remember I said, "Oh, apple juice." Then I was like and my brother found me like on the floor
like foaming at the mouth and that he like Oh my gosh, look at this stupid stupid um douchebag in the chat. Oh my god, what a dork. Yeah, of course I look I look greasy. I'm staying up trying to entertain. Okay, so stupid. Go die.
Happen with your butler. Yeah. Well, we didn't have Butler. We didn't I would have loved Mr. Belvadier. We just had a We had an El Salvadorian woman named Maria or No, no, her name was Anna. We had the Guatemalan lady was named Maria. But you know what? We also had some white ladies, too. We had uh one was named Mrs. Hickey. And Mrs. Hickey, we would like go out to dinner and we
come back and then she'd be all all like acting really strange. And we started like my dad started marking the balls alcohol and she would drink the alcohol from the bar and mix it with her medication. And then we had um this other housekeeper named Mrs. Littleton, another white lady and she was an old lady and she had like a cat living in her car and she had one of her drawers was just like cardboard with like tape
all over it and uh yeah. And uh oh yeah, when she um when the day she got fired, my mom found her like putting she looked like baby Jane. Have you ever seen whatever happened to Baby Jane? She had like lipstick smear all over her face and they just don't hire white people for um be housekeepers that
they don't work anymore. White people are too entitled. Yeah. Hey, I had the best Guatemala. I really That's why I love love love um Spanish food.
Baby Jane was the IRL clown. Yeah. Hey, I've written a letter to Daddy. The address was heaven above. I've written, "Dear Daddy, I miss you and
wish you could bring me some love." Instead of a stamp, I use kisses. The address was that forgot the rest of the lyrics. That's I've written a letter to daddy saying I love you. Yeah. Well, I don't know if they were relatives with
the Yeah, they kind of like relatives of the one Baby Jane. I I watched it a million times. Um it was Betty Davis and Jane Crawford. Joan Crawford, sorry. Joan Crawford and they hated each other because they but but by the time they did the movie together, they were kind of like past their prime, right? They were old ladies, like right gardens. Yeah, that was a great movie with John Crawford, right? But um and so they did
this movie together because they hated each other but and that was kind of like well known but it was kind of like and then like in the movie they have to like they kick like one of them kicks the other person and and she really kicked her and like they hate each other. Watch the documentary. It's really really good. It's like so interesting and uh but this it's about like baby Jane was like her name was Baby Jane something. I
forgot the last name. Um but um she was like like a Shirley Temple kind of singer, right? And then when they were teenagers, there's a car accident like and you can see her like like one of them walks in front of the gate to open the gate. You think it's Joan Crawford and then she like and then the other one like and like and hits her. So then Joan Crawford like fast forward Joan
Crawford's in a wheelchair and then baby and they have this big house but um she eventually like starts to like lock Joan Crawford like in the in like the attic or something like that or like in this room in the attic and like wouldn't let her out and then she would like start with her. So she like she like she like she'd like make food like she'd
bring her like this like a meatloaf but she'd like put it in the shape of a rat and so she'd like get she she wouldn't want to eat anything and so she's like getting real skinny and then baby Jane would got her going real crazy and started like thinking that she was going to be a celebrity again and hired this guy to do music with her and everything and then there's homicides involved. It was really good. You know what it's really interesting they had neighbor their
neighbors were named the Bateses and that's my name. Oh, I just boxed myself. Anyway, it's okay. Um, by the way, I am Kathy Bates's cousin. So, with me. with Kathy Bates. And you know what she's capable of? Cue the Sledgehammer and um, Misery. Yep. It was a very good movie. And you know what? And then we know what else is a good movie was
Rosemary's Baby. Watch that one. It's about this like senior citizen satanic cult. It was from 1960 the 60s. It was really good, too. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. So, you've never seen the movie. You're gonna have to watch it. You've only seen the documentary. Oh, about the two
Edies. Yeah. Her name was I think her name was Edie in the Yeah. Um there's other Joan Cropper movies that are really good, too. You know, I And we watched the Betty Davis one, too. Um we watched I don't know if you were here that night. I w I put it was like public domain, I think. Um it was called um Bondage or something. Oh, the art like
something about human bondage. Rosemary's Baby through Gatsby. Yep. We're back. I never seen the movie. Yeah. Yeah. And that Yeah. It's such a good movie. Watch it. Watch it. Trust me, it's like some of the best movies are old movies. My I have this Russian friend, you know, my Russian friend,
she's um she's she's she's around now. Um, and I would like say, "Oh, let's watch the movie." And she'd be like, "Oh, it's in black and white." And she'd be like, "Not wanting to watch it." And I'd be like, "Just watch it." And then she'd get really into it and like it because I have a really good taste in movies and TV. Trust me, I really do. I I would I would show you more of it, but
it's like it's not it's not copyright. I need to like figure out how to share some stuff. You saw for smokes. You're having one. Oh, I'll join you. I'm gonna I'm gonna give I'm gonna give thing that is a Oh, you got coffee, too. Do I have coffee still? I do. I have some McDonald's cold coffee. Not bad. You know what's good about this coffee? Yeah, they are. He man, aren't
they? It's like people don't think people like um like will like roll their eyes at them. Just watch them. I mean, it's like that was they're actually better than like that was like the golden age of cinema. Like really, they're just like well written. There's like in they're interesting. There's there's like a lot of like bad that goes on. Very, very good. Hey, Lenor. Lenor, what is Lenor doing? Look at Lenor.
What are you doing, Lenor? You're biting my book. Don't bite my book. What are you doing? You're rolling around on my book. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're crying. You're tearing the pages apart. What are you doing, Lenor? What are you doing? That's not a pillow. Oh, look at look at her. Oh my god,
she's going nuts. Well, He-Man, you can like the thing is is like Yeah. People say, "Oh, people do AI, they're not creative." Yeah. Well, you can be as creative as you want with it, right? I mean, it's like I I personally think it's a lot better if you're creative with it, but just like this. Okay. Say, say, "Hey, Lenor, what?
You're going nuts." Okay. Say say I'm gonna write you're gonna write a book. Okay. Right. You can either stare No, shut up. is you either stare at a blank screen or you can like um brainstorm, right? People still are creative. What are you talking about? Yeah, you all you all are bullies. You guys are a bunch of That's why I love you. HEY, LENOR. LENOR, LENOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHE'S KNOCKING STUFF OVER. LENOR, YOU'RE ABOUT TO KNOCK it over. What are you doing? You're nuts. You're going nuts. Why are you knocking my books off the table and chewing? Hey, hey, hey. Oh. Oh, no. No. No. Oh my god. Lor, you're such so naughty. You see how naughty she is? Look, look at look.
She's so naughty. This is what she does. Just knocks my all over the place. Lenor. I see you. Avana's fine. Yeah. She say she remember saying all you.
Oh, shut up. Okay, I'm leaving. Okay, you you go you go talk about your own pookies. I Do you see a pooky anywhere here? I see a bunch of everything else except except for that. I see I see every other thing in the world except for that. You see one? No. You're w
It's just fine. I know you're going to knock my books off the table. Oh, does anybody else want to come up here? I'll I'll put the link on one more time before I go. Oh I just before I go. She's not She's making a a mess and I
don't like myself being thrown around. Okay, she's Lenor is the kind of cat like I love I love Lenor like my life itself, right? But she's the kind of cat that will like start knocking like my she'll she'll come on the table and then she'll start pushing my hard lemonade from from like the middle of the table and then it's
going to be like on the very edge and then she's going to and she knocks it over. Nora, are you being naughty? Look at her. Look at her. You're not knocking my stuff over. You see your little You see her little peeking out there. Lenor, I see you. She's acting like she's acting like
she's so innocent. Yeah, she is my troll, but you know, she she loves me though. She loves me because Lenor, you come you kiss me. She gives me kisses. Come over here. Come give me kisses. Come here. Oh, ignore me. Look at Look at Look at She does. Look at all the stuff on my floor. She just knocks over.
All that All the books are about to fall over. Ivana I I I never even finished one of these tonight. Remember I used to if you would have been here when I started the show I used to drink like six voodoo rangers a night. That's a lot of alcohol. Yeah, she's busy right now. It's a lot of alcohol. What are you How about Trixs? What are you doing, Trixs? You're
looking over here. Oh, you're just looking over. You're watching me. Hi. Like hi. Say hi. Hi. Can I give you pets? Can I give you pets? Oh,
my cat goes over the toilet paper. Oh my god. Norah would with like tear paper towels apart. Here, you're coming over. Hey. Hi. Hi. Oh, you're invite me. Oh, you're Oh, you're you're you're he purr is like so loud. Yeah. She's going to make sure
it's on the ground. Look, Monora, you're just going to knock all my stuff over. We see you over there. See your ears peeking out. Your little black cat, you know, but if it's if it's like the lights are out, she goes inside there and you can't even see her. Yeah. The paper towels look like they turn into like confetti. Like they literally It's like What did you do to that paper my paper towel roll? I can't even like use it to to clean anything. It was just
shredded. Yep. Okay. You say I don't have a Look at There's a vacuum cleaner right there. There's a vacuum cleaner right there. If you can see it in the doorway, there's a vacuum cleaner right there. I have three vacuums like right over I I learned now how to vacuum now. Okay.
What? What? You're whiny. You like me when I spank. You're You're like my drum. I'm like Mason the drummer on your butt. You like it?
You hear him purr? Such a purr. Oh my god. Okay, go back up there. Little spot. Okay, go sit up there. Okay. Yeah, those are little kitty pads.
My cats have a great kit. My cats have a great sound. They do. You don't think I can play instruments? I can play my I can play a cat.
Let's see. I I was wearing a shirt. Okay, this see unfortunately my shirts I need to buy like more expensive one because look they they wash Oh, here we go. Let me make sure this is a authentic Sam man. Hold on. >> Hello. >> Hello. Hello. Hold on.
Let me There's people in the chat. We We gota We gotta We gota We gotta calm the people. Hold on. Hold on, man. Uh hold on. Hold on a sec. Can I can I can I can little sight? Look, hold on. Let me let me put something up real quick. Papas. Little psych. >> What's up, papas? >> Whoa. What? What? Papa, don't call me like that. Papa, >> well, you just call me papas. Now I can call you
>> Hold on. Put this up real quick. Look, let's enjoy it. >> I don't want to watch Mortal Kombat. Are you >> not Mortal Kombat? Why' you say Mortal Kombat? Stop. >> That's what you were trying to play earlier. Wait. What is this? >> No. Look, look. It's a good It's the 80 look. It's a Look, look, hold on. Damn. Hold on. We got to >> ready your girlfriend.
>> Oh, damn. ass, bro. I need to calm down my uh the chat. >> Who is that? >> Let's go. Hold it down to midnight. You heard? >> Calm down, sight. Roll up. Roll up. Midnight. Where are you at? Midnight. >> I'll play the sound.
>> Damn. Man, I need the visuals. Man, I need the visuals. >> Play I Oh. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. I'm true Beverly Hills. >> Man, I need to know. I don't like that. >> Men, I got you, baby. I got you. You know you anywhere, baby. >> Come on.
I can't lose my donation. >> I'm trying to help my donation to play. It's my 80. I love this song. Hey, want me to get you some money? Damn. How much? How much? How much, Damn. How much, >> $10 cash out. >> Damn. $10 cash out just to play our >> I'll play the whole crazy. outro.
I paid you $10 at least to play myself. >> This crazy. I'm just trying to make sure your chat is okay. >> Who cares? Make sure I'm okay. Me having >> I'm trying to make sure your chat is okay. Excuse me. IS FINE. >> WOW. Midnight's not okay. I'm just want to make sure Midnight and Nevada is okay. >> I'm ending this. >> Hey,
I want to get it.
>> Oh my god.
everywhere. Look at >> Look at that even >> look at the outro papa. >> Think it's psych singing got you mama.
>> Oh, who's that? Good. Look, look, look at that. See? Oh my god.
That was you. >> It was. >> That was not me. >> THAT WAS YOU. SH. THAT'S YOU. >> OH MY GOD. >> YEAH, that's you. >> That's not me. >> Sh.
I love you. Are you How old are you? Are you my age? >> I know you do, man. I got you, mama.
>> Shout out to May. Shout out to >> Hey, wait. >> Good morning, y'all. Good morning. >> House. >> Oh, we got that. Uh, >> are you in the bank for John Candy? >> RP John Candy. RP John Candy. You all heard alone.
>> Here. >> See how you got See how you got to cheer him up. Thing that is. You don't know how to do this. Thing that is. You got to come and cheer them up. Thing that is. You don't know how to come and cheer them up. Midnight is a wild one. You got to tame the midnight. >> I didn't kill you. Midnight. >> You got to tame her. >> Kitty gang.
>> I know how to tame the midnight. You heard? I make midnight to a sunrise.
>> Let you go. Midnight. I never let go. Damn >> it. Together cuz we're up here singing and laughing. I'm on my good vibes, man. It's It's winter. I got I got >> I actually I I do like the I do like those kind of I do like those song. I
>> Everybody Who wouldn't like them outros, man? >> I was born in the 80s and so those are all like that was my childhood music. >> I wish I was born in the 80s. That's why >> I was born 81. I'm really old, huh? >> I was born in 88. >> Oh, you were? Okay, that's cool. That's cool. You're >> Yeah. So, I go back. My older brothers was born in the 80s. So, I always go back. I love the 80s. I don't know. Robots lasers.
>> You ever see what's that movie um with the uh there's this robot that goes crazy. I forgot. I don't know. I forgot what it's called. It was like the little like he looks like the weird >> There's plenty of >> forgot what it's called. >> Which one? The the There's plenty of those. >> Yeah, but there's one where it's like the robot starts like almost being human and like, you know, I don't know.
>> Short circuit. >> Yeah, short circuit. You got it. >> Oh my god. Yo. Yo. Midnight. Nah. Chill. Midnight. Midnight. Midnight. Midnight. Midnight. That Yo, you about to make me cry. Midnight. Don't. Midnight. Don't ever repeat that ever again in your life. You heard? >> Midnight. Oh, short. >> Yeah. Show circuit. Don't ever repeat that in your life. You heard? >> Yeah. Johnny Five. >> What? My mom. That was my mom favorite
movie. That was my mom. That was my mom favorite movie. I ain't gonna hold you. >> I didn't even know they made a part two. And so, yo, I I didn't want to get too Yo, I ain't gonna hold you. Midnight. Midnight. Midnight. Midnight. I'm I'm getting too emotional now. That's my mom favorite movie. >> Johnny Five. I could be a hero. >> Sam, would you like to collaborate on a
Wikip on a Wikipedia? >> Oh, hell no. I LOVE THAT MOVIE. JOHNNY. >> OKAY. WELL, OKAY. WELL, YOU now >> What happened? What? I I don't do no wikis. What the >> I know, but we're we're just we're just pretending. So So Alexander gets >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Shout out. I'm just saying I'm I'm vibing with midnight. Shout out to Johnny. That was a sad
>> I think Alexander learned how to troll movie man. from me. She brought you and then turned into big troll. I mean, >> He did. He went to Wikipedia with me. Midnight. Midnight. I only do the wicked midnight. >> I don't want to do an evil Wikip. She thinks that she thinks my Wikipedia would be evil. Like, why would why would >> I All right. Yo, you got to All right. I do an evil? You know what you got to do? You got to
apologize to Christine. Um, >> I apologize to them. I I've apologized to be the Christian. Say it. Say it. Christine, I'm sorry. You're beautiful, lovely lady. >> Okay. I don't have anything against Christine, but she >> say it there if it's not a problem. Say it. >> I've said it before and she >> say it to me. Say it to me. Say it to me then.
>> Okay. I'm I'm sorry, Christine. >> Say she's a lovey lady. Say she's a lovely lady to help me. >> Lovely ladies begging for a fight. Waiting for the customers that only come at night. Okay. No, you're a lovely lady. Not Not in the late. He's a lovey lady and you up. Say it. Just like Bea, right?
>> Crystal Marie went too far and I should have intervened, but it was too good of a show. So >> Oh, hell no. Oh my god. Oh no. >> Okay. >> She'll never forgive me. It's okay. She said she'll never forgive me. And but >> Hold on. Hold on. I got Fishy in the it's okay. building. Hold on. I was trying to hide.
>> Is Fishy Fingers there? >> Oh, okay. Then who else you got people blocked? What? Damn, you got other people blocked. >> Oh yeah, I have a lot of people block. I like >> Yeah, you guys >> they say terrible things about me, Sam, man. They say terrible. >> Yeah, you got apologizing even if it's not my fault. That's why I don't feel like apologizing because I feel like
>> I was kind of over by some of these people. But whatever. >> Well, you got to apologize to Lady Bad 3 too. >> Oh my god. Well, that that not not to that >> Well, what your mouth. What? Excuse me. >> Yeah, you heard me. Yeah, I said apolog >> I know she has. Okay. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What?
What? >> I'm saying I'm NOT YO YO YO. Be Whoa. Stop being sassy, What? I told you about that. Be a man, Stop apologizing to >> Untuck your dick. Untuck your dick AND BE A MAN. >> APOLOGIZE TO ME. >> UNTUCK YOUR DICK. >> Only if you put it in your mouth. I I don't even know what the you even showing, That was like a a
belly button. The you got? I don't even Don't even call your a dick, That shit's a pee pee, >> Say, man, my >> the you showing? Yeah, you the you I don't know what the you trying to say yours. Let's Let's have a measuring contest. >> What the You sit the down >> Okay. Well, we'll talk about it later. We'll talk about >> Right. So, what I said, I said apologize to Lady Brie. Okay, we could move on.
I'm waiting. Need a bathroom. Sorry, you're such a Okay. Um, >> what? >> No, no, that was my >> No, no. Say sorry. You a >> Oh, excuse me. You're a Out of here. Okay. I'm ending the stream. Bye.
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