Psyche discusses personal relationships, spiritual identity, and life observations, while also interacting with his chat and cats. He reflects on a conflict with another content creator, Alexandre Mayers, and shares his thoughts on love and consciousness.
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The episode begins with Psyche introducing his show, the 'Code of Psyche' ▶ 0:50. He then starts a conversation with his chat, mentioning a conflict with another content creator, Alexandre Mayers ▶ 4:49. Psyche shares his side of the story, explaining that he questioned Alexandre's actions, which led to her getting upset with him ▶ 5:14. He also talks about how he senses that Alexandre's partner was going to do something to upset her ▶ 6:52. Throughout the episode, Psyche interacts with his cats, Trix and Lola, and shares his thoughts on love and consciousness ▶ 7:57. He mentions that he thinks all people are 'love incarnate' and that it's not easy to be love in the world ▶ 8:01. Psyche also discusses his experiences with free trials and refunds ▶ 12:14, and mentions that his premium StreamYard trial is ending ▶ 12:06.
The episode appears to revolve around the theme of relationships and spiritual identity. Psyche's conversation with his chat and his reflections on his conflict with Alexandre Mayers suggest that he values honesty and openness in relationships. His interactions with his cats and his discussion of love and consciousness also suggest that he values compassion and empathy. The episode also touches on the theme of navigating the challenges of the world, including dealing with conflicts and difficulties.
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Oh my god. I Oh my My nails used to be dirty. They did. I was just uh What is it called? The blind. Hi. You want a reading, Jamie? Oh, I love you. Sometimes you're blue, sometimes
you're not. Oh, it's cuz I keep uh I keep unmodding everybody. Remoding. I don't know when I did that last bubbles, of course, could be a mod. Yeah, it's not like anything personal either. It's
But Good to see you. Hold on. There you go. Yeah. And I'm modding and because there's so many mods, I just like just put my finger on the trigger and go. Oh gosh. Yeah, I have my coffee tonight, so I'll
be okay. I do have one drink. Got coffee. I Hey, Nancy. How are you, sweetheart? I got my um
Oh, wow. And look at the chat fills up pretty quick now. I like that. So, what's there to talk about? I don't know if you saw and I'm sorry if she doesn't want me to say her name and stuff. Oh, but Alexandre Mayers,
you know, I like her. I always liked her. And there was never a time I didn't. She got mad at me. Well, maybe because I got mad at her one time. Oh, I didn't get mad. I was questioning if she um I questioned her if she turned
on me cuz she made like this AI me kind of like that I didn't think was most flattering. And then she got then and then I think I now now I understand why she's mad too is because she said, "Oh, if you need to talk um call me." And I didn't call her. And then the next day she's like, "Well, I'm
not going to wait around for you to explain things. I'm just going to end this and blah blah blah." And that's and then she's like, "Never talked to me again." Or she said she's never talking to me again, I guess. Never responded to any more messages. Um, kicked me out of her chat. Never acknowledged. She acknowledged my name once saying that a
couple times saying I was a spiritual trafficker and stuff like that. But you know what? It's okay. I'm not a spiritual trafficker. I don't know what that means really, but I wasn't trying to traffic her. And then you know what also, but you know something else she told me was that she's like, I know you and Beta are close and so she's and this is like before a lot of stuff happened. She
said, "So if you ever want to be friends with her again, I'm not going to hold it against you at all." She did say that, but she did. I know they're a little bit flaky but I did I I mean, I did meet her in real life, you know? It's not just like I just know her from uh from the show or whatever. I feel bad for her. I could
see what was going to happen with the stroke off. Not I don't need to be psychic to see that, right? Not to say that she was going to turn on him, but I could see that he was going to do something that would upset her. I could sense it when they came on my show. And they're nice guys. Um he was a nice guy. I can see why she liked him right at first. Um I can see why she's upset. I watched
a little bit of the stream where he has like he was picking Yeah. You know, it's like was that kid in any kind of danger? No. No, not at all. I don't even think he was stroke off was driving or anything like that. Uh it's it all seemed kind of like the kids kind of used to that those kind of like wild guys, you know?
I don't know if it's a and then you know and then she said something's up with the mom too and so I think that probably the father is the most stable even though he was in a pink ski mask you know making like um cheese rollups and stuff like that. Thank you. Thank you Bubbles. Yeah, if you're wondering why I said my trienity,
um, well, I do think like, you know, I'm a little bit of like love incarnate on the planet. And you know what? It's not easy to be love in this world these days, you know. Not easy. But, um, yeah. Um,
but I think all of us are love incarnate right? If we were conceived that way. But, um, yeah, I know she's upset. Maybe she's still upset with me and stuff. Maybe she's like a little less upset with me now that somebody else has pissed her off more. Um,
she has a big heart. Um, you know, I'm not going to go into like some personal things we do have in common and stuff, but I relate to her in a few ways. Yeah. Hey, Miss Liz. How are you? Uh, a shout out grandma loves me. I don't know. I hope I hope
talking about grandma like my grandma or grandma like, you know, Grand Mason. I don't I don't know. But, uh, I don't know if they love me too much. I was told I was put on a list or something like that. Um, so who knows how that will go, but I don't deserve to be on the list. There's a lot more people that should have their name above me on a list. But if you want to put me on a list, go ahead. If you want to scare me,
if you want to like threaten me, uh, not you, but you know them, um, you know, go ahead. I know that's just what what you guys do. I don't have anything against you.
I'm kind of like, oh, you're grandma. You love me. Thank you, Bubbles. I love you too. I really do love people. And even like people that hate me, I still find a way to love. And it's like I think that's part of the test is like not wanting
to get back at people, not hating, not not letting yourself or not letting yourself change to to be hate uh hateful or whatever. But you do have to be careful who you trust, right, in this world. Where's the cats? Um, let me see. Lola's right here. Lola, want to say hi? Hold
on. Who's that? Is that Lola? That's Trix. Trix is in your You're in your place. You get some attention. You would like to meow when you get attention. Oh, you want to come down? Come on. You want to come over here? Come on. Oh. Oh, shake it. Shake it.
just waking up. Hi. Hi, baby. You know, this cat is love. This cat is so loving. He's my He's like He's not fixed, but um you know, he's not like the cat that goes Oops. that likes to wander. He likes to be
inside most of the time. Oh, you have a little fat belly. He does. Hold on. Look at this little fat belly. You have your little belly out. That's his belly right there. He's purring. He purr so loud. There he is. Here you can see him better. He's a little loving cat.
No, it's always nice to wake up and he's Oh. Oh. Oh, you lay back. Hi. Hey, Electra. Hey, sweetheart. How are you? Yeah. Yeah, but uh he's a very loving cat and and
he's a he's the only one of Lola's kids that stick around. Everyone's like, "Oh, you had so many more cats when I you started." Yeah. And I'll explain again. I had a litter on March 14th of the was it last year or the year before? It was the year my father passed. So, the year before last. Hi, Lecture. Good
to see you. Thank you for being here. So, you know, today's the last premium StreamYard day of my trial. They've already sent me a letter saying they're going to cut it off probably about midnight. Uh oh. But hey, no, I'm I'm kind of a master at at starting free trials. I'm actually
not that great at it considering all the ones I forget to cancel and I get charged for. And then nowadays, I used to be able to like 99% of the time I would be able to get a refund. Nowadays, they've changed everything to like you can't get refunds anymore. I mean, it's like now it's like like every refund I've asked for. Um, they're going to cut off my premium StreamYard because um I
was on a 7-day trial, so I could get this one. Yeah. Just going to do email a new free trial. Yeah. Oh, maybe. Yeah. I don't know if there I have one I have one um card I can use right now. Like I said um earlier, I um you know, I closed my main bank account. I started some other bank accounts. Um, I can't find my
mailbox key. So, I need can't get my um my uh my my my car my uh my ATM cards out of the mailbox at the moment. I'll either find it or I'll uh I'll try to get the manager or something to open the mailbox for me or get the mail mail person to come to my house. Hey. Hey. Oh, what's wrong? Oh, Rudy's on the TV.
You're blocking the TV, Rudy. I can't see. But you're you're just staring at me. Oh. Oh yeah. You want to see a quick uh I don't know if you guys have been like watching I I do these stories um that have an anime. They're real short. Let me just put one on so I can like do something real quick. I'll be right back. But um this is a these are good stories though.
They're really good. I found this. This is called the Bal Pi Pacisi or something. It's like ancient I think it's about 2,000 years old. They're ancient Indian stories. Uh they're like they're so good. Oh, they're so good. Um and I've been putting I've been, you know, condensing them and putting them into like images and stuff. And so you can go
to my channel, you can see the whole story, but basically the story is this king is like, you know, finds this like kind of demon. That's what the B tall is. It's a demon that or it's actually like this person. It's hung from a tree, but it's like a demon and stuff. And so and he keeps trying to like take it to the castle, but then uh the demon makes a a deal
with him. He's like, "Okay, well, if I'm going to tell a story, if you guess the moral of the story, then um I get to go back to the tree. But if you don't guess, then you can take me. But if you know the answer in your heart and you don't tell the answer, then your head will explode. So, just watch this
real quick and then I'll be right back. Okay. Love you guys. >> Ever noticed how when something goes wrong, our first instinct is to find someone to blame? It's like a reflex. A fire starts, a project fails, a relationship ends, and our minds immediately start scanning for a villain. It feels better, doesn't it, to
have a target for our anger, a neat little box to put the problem in. But what if there is no villain? What if the real enemy is just chaos? There's an ancient Indian story that explores this very idea and it's a brilliant trap for the mind. It's called the cup that held for innocences and it goes like this. There was a young brilliant man named
Haraswami deeply in love with his beautiful wife. One hot summer night they were sleeping on the roof of their house when Admat flying through the sky saw the wife's face struck by a sudden desire. He swooped down, lifted her sleeping body and vanished into the night. When Har Swami woke up, his wife
was gone. The space beside him was just an empty, insulting void. He searched the house, the streets, the entire city, but found nothing. The grief was so absolute, so devastating that it completely broke him. Laugh when it turns feral can make you do extreme things. He renounced his entire life. He
smeared his body with ash. put on the simple robes of a pilgrim and began to wander the earth. A man basically walking around like an open wound. He traveled from town to town. His grief and hunger his only companions. One day absolutely starving, he arrived in a new village. He made a small cup out of leaves and went to a local Brahman's
house to beg for food. The Brahman, wanting to perform an act of charity, took the leaf cup, filled it with rice and milk and gave it to him. The pilgrim took the food to a large banyan tree by a pond. He set the cup down at the base of the tree and went to wash his hands and face before eating. And in that moment, the world did what the world
sometimes does. It introduced a small ordinary horror. A black snake slithered out from the roots of the tree. It dipped its fangs into the cup of rice and milk, poisoning the food, and then slipped away unseen. The pilgrim returned. His hunger was screaming so loudly it drowned out any sense of caution. He didn't notice anything
wrong. He quickly ate the food but pausing took effect almost immediately. Staggering back to the Brahman's house, he collapsed gasping. You have given me poison and I am dying. And then he died right there on the doorstep. But Brahman seeing the dead man panicked. His act of charity had somehow resulted in a man's
death. In his fear and rage, he did what so many of us do. He turned on the nearest, most convenient target. He dragged his own wife out of the house, threw her into the street, and screamed, "Get out, you murderer of a Brahman." So, here's the puzzle the story presents. A man is dead. Who is guilty?
Think about it. We have four potential suspects. Let's break them down. First, the snake. Who's the snake guilty? Well, a snake's mouth contains venom. That's its nature. The snake doesn't have a moral code. It just has a biological function. To blame the snake is like blaming a storm for being wet or fire for being hot. It's just what it is.
It's an agent of nature, not an agent of malice. So, the snake is not guilty. Okay. What about the Brahman who gave the food? His intention was pure. He was performing a charitable act, giving food to a hungry man. He had no idea the food would become poisonant. He was part of the chain of events that led to the
death. But can we say he is morally culpable? These story says no. Being a cause is not the same as being guilty. He is innocent. What about the Brahman's wife? This is where it gets interesting. She's the one who gets punished. But what did she actually do? She simply followed her husband's instructions, likely preparing or handing over the
food. She is the classic scapegoat. When tragedy strikes and we can't find a clear villain, we often lash out at the most convenient or powerless person available. It gives us a false sense of control in a chaotic situation, but in reality, she is completely blameless. That leaves our final suspect, the pilgrim himself. Could he be at fault?
He's the one who ate the poison food, but he ate it unwittingly. If you look deeper, his entire state of being was the real poison. He was living in raw, unprocessed grief, so consumed by his loss that he wasn't paying attention. His hunger made him rush and his rush made him not notice the subtle signs of
danger. But is that guilt or is that just profound vulnerability? The story argues it's the latter. He is a victim of his circumstances, not a perpetrator. So if the snake isn't guilty, the Brahman isn't guilty, his wife isn't guilty, and the pilgrim isn't guilty. Who is? The answer the story gives is
radical. No one. The guilt of killing the pilgrim attaches to none of them. The real takeaway from the story isn't about solving a murder mystery. It's a profound lesson about the human need for blame. It's a warning against the sin of false accusation. When we can't find a clear person to blame, we get
uncomfortable. That feeling of unresolved injustice, of pure random tragedy, is terrifying. So, we invent a villain. We point fingers. We sacrifice the innocent just to feel a little more certain, a little more in control. The story says, "Stop. Slow down before you accuse. Trace the intent. Trace the
knowledge. Trace the agency. And if you can't find clear evidence of any of those things, then you must accept the difficult truth. Sometimes terrible things just happen. Sometimes the only villain is chaos itself. Resisting the urge to falsely blame someone isn't a sign of weakness. It's a sign of profound wisdom and moral strength. It's
about keeping your own hands clean when everyone else is looking for someone to stone. This story is thousands of years old, but it feels like it could have been written yesterday. In our own lives, in our communities, online drama erupts, things go wrong, and the pointing begins immediately. This ancient tale reminds us to take a
breath, to resist the easy, satisfying path of blame, and instead embrace the more difficult, but ultimately more truthful path of understanding. Because sometimes the most courageous thing you can do in the face of tragedy is to admit that you don have all the answers. Thanks for watching. If you found this
interesting, think about subscribing. >> There we go. Thank you, Bubble. I I think that's a really profound lesson, right? Because Yeah. just like what what what was that
that uh that that case with the guy that got shot, right? And what are we we're all looking? Was it his fault for having the gun? Was it his was it the police's fault for reacting? Was it the lady the woman's fault for being put? You know, it's like, right, where do you put the pain of yours? You have to carry it, right?
You do. But you know what? Pain is like a perception, right? And it's also on the other side of pleasure, right? It's a a duality. And so that there's people that feel pleasure and pain, right? So what is it really? It's just a perception, right? But yeah, I don't
know. I I don't know. Am I am I see if I'm wise, it's because of stories like that, you know? That's why I love these myths and legends and you know there's there's like a lot of wisdom in them. A Jamie. Yeah. And a heart a broken heart. That
means you but you know if it's broken you know broken things can be repaired, right? And they're are they ever the same? But there's this um there's a Japanese art and it's it's like if you break a they break a very nice dish like they have this beautiful cutlery in Japan you know they have very nice crafts crafted things right and they but they would break a dish
I think it's called sabiwabi or something or something like that um but um they'll take this glue mixed with like pure gold and then they'll they'll glue the plate back together with the gold glue and you can see all the cracks and everything, but now it's this plate made of pure gold
and it's kind of like a is so it's really interesting. So now so now it's even more valuable, right? So I I don't know exactly. I think it's I think it is something Wabby, not not wasabi, but wabi, right? Sabi Wabi or something like that. Yeah. And let me see if I can find a picture
of that. Like um Okay. Well, that tablet's dead. I need to play that. Let me see if I can Google it real quick. But thank you for being here tonight, guys. What? 39 people. Wow, guys. I used to think my channel was dead and then But look, it came back to life. Let me see.
Let me see if I can find it. Find an example of this art. Oh, it's called Okay. So, it's called Wabishabi. Wabishabi is derived from two interrelated concepts. Rustic simplicity and sabi is beauty that comes with path patina of time. Okay, let me see if I I'm right on this. Oh, yeah. So, here it is. Like, and
here's a picture of the of this broken bowl. And look what they did to it. It's just amazing. Um, look at this bowl. can find it. Desktop. Yeah, right here. Look at this. And see,
they take this gold glue and look. Now it's beautiful and it's more valuable, right? That's called wobbishabi. 40 people. Oh, I hope you feel better, Nancy. Isn't that Isn't that cool? Isn't that cool? Yeah, I think it's pretty cool.
So, tonight I'm gonna just gonna go until the wheels fall off on my show. You like that? I like that, too. It does make it beautiful. I'm up. Yay, Clumsy. What's up? How are you? Yeah. Um,
so what was I talking about? I was talking about Alexandra and stuff. um you know she was going to go on that on that big bear trip. No, if you ask me my psychic prediction, I would have said there's no way she's gonna I was like and if she I but I but here's the scary thing. I I I I said if she goes in my in my mind I was like if she goes on that
trip something bad's going to happen like something she's going to hurt herself or something. Not saying she's clumsy or anything, but we know what happened on the ebike or the e- scooter. Well, we know what happened to me on my ebike, right? I like I crashed into a pole or something like that and my bike's still not repaired. But I was
like I just felt I had a bad feeling about the trip. Can I tell her this? No. You know, but and I talked to a friend of mine last night who who watch who's really she's she she watches a lot of um streamers and she knows everybody. She she she but she was like oh she's like oh I watched the stroke off. She's like
I watched when Eric um slept with that homeless woman and she's like I see she's like she she's like she's like you just kind of know what you're getting into with them. And it kind of is a good good lesson about idealization because I think that's maybe one of the issues
Alexander might have is like a little bit of idealizing somebody seeing no seeing them in perfection and then it's like it once they do some one little thing wrong it's like that that that image is destroyed and it's not anything that's her fault right it's like we tend to do these things we do we do tend to idealize people
and especially if someone's that's a narcissist will like um will idealize us, right? And we know we're not perfect, right? I'm not saying she's a narcissist, and I'm not trying to put any any kind of thing on anybody, but all I'm saying is that I did see this coming. Yeah. So, Clumsy says that he had a homeless sex stream in a ditch.
I Yeah, I don't know if she knew about that. If she used to know about some of these things. Now, I went into um the chat yesterday and by the time I got into the stroke off chat um he was in some kind of temple in his house. I don't know if he has a church in his house. There's a fake candle going. I just heard silence. I go in there and I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Well,
can you come pick me up? I want to go on the trip now. Now that she's not going, I'm probably allowed." Eric said, "Yes." Now, if I was to go on that trip, now listen, I've been snowboarding a couple times and it's like, and then my friend was like not patient enough to take me to the bunny slope. I've never been snowboarding before, right? So, he's like, "No, no, no. Well, he's like,
"Okay, you can be at the bunny slope alone." I didn't I'm not even comfortable to be at the bunny slope alone. I need somebody there holding my hand a little bit. So, so he's like, "Oh." He's like, "But you'll be good." He's like, "This is we'll go to the e the next easiest easiest one." So, we go up this ski lift. Okay. And and it's like I mean it's like it's like basically it could
have been Mount Everest for all I knew, right? It was like all I see was just a straight down straight down ice. Okay. So, I go on a snowboard. Of course, I fall within like two seconds. I'm I'm like like and I honestly there's
people flying over my head like just like Right. I'm surprised I didn't die. Yeah. And where did I go? I forgot where I went. But um Yeah. Well, when you snowboard, you can't move. It's like you you you basically bracket in your feet
onto this board and so you can't do any I mean you can't like move your legs. Right. Right. You're just like it's basically like you're like almost have no legs, right? Unless you're like on the on your snowboard like you know going like you're just so I can't I can't move my legs. I'm I basically had to crawl down this mountain but with people flying over me the whole time. It
was the scar like one of the scariest things of my life, right? I was so mad at him and it's like cuz I was like I was like don't you know me? Don't you know that I can't like, you know, if I was on I I bar I I could barely probably do the bunny slope. It did look very easy. There's like little kids just like like going really fast on the bunny slope, but I needed I just
needed him to just take me on the bunny slope once just so I could like learn just a little bit. This you just can't but you can't just like throw me into like the lion's den with that. I mean, it was like it was a nightmare. and he did invite me one more time to go and then on the way there I had a memory of what had happened and then I I refused to get out of the car
and I got mad at him again and I was like I remember what happened last time I had forgotten but you know I block things out sometimes but yeah um yeah it was not good but Alexandra,
I know you deal with a lot of and stuff like that, but it's like I think you you made one mistake and that you thought I was one of them. Um, and you misjudged me cuz I actually I think of all these people that like did you wrong, I don't think I ever did.
I think that I was hurt because of my own insecurity. And she she's listening. She probably she's probably not listening. I think she just hates me. But I never but I never did anything to you wrong. All I If I did anything wrong, it was not calling you back within like the 24-hour period, which I should have done. Um
I'm sorry. That's like I'll regret always regret that. I should have called you back. We should have talked about it. But then again, I I got advice from other people. I was like, well, what did you do? I I had that I had to process what what happened and I was like so I showed some people the the picture or had them look at it and I was like what what do you think if you would have just seen this picture of me like laying on the couch
looking a little bit dirty whatever with like cats walking over me with like bags of money and one person said well it looks like she's like your beautiful cats are like criminals or or or like it was just like or or just some people got a a a bad feeling about it. I don't know if you ever saw that picture. She said she took
it down, but then she did use it for another stream. It's okay. It's okay. You know, I'm not mad about that picture. I just I The thing was it's like she came into my life. She saw a good in me that nobody else did. Even if she was maybe idealizing me a little bit, we actually met in person. Did she have one? Like we we met we actually met
in person. Like a lot of times she didn't even get to meet the stroke offs in person, right? She might have had a different opinion, but she actually met me. We spent couple hours, maybe three hours together. Um, she did a show about how I was just the same when she met me than I was on stream. She had a great time. I agree. It was just a positive
experience and there was so much positivity. But then that's again maybe like it just took like a little negative thing to for the whole thing to topple down and that can't that's not realistic in life just to have because it's like there's going to be negative stuff
whether she saw it or not right um and then I feel like I was on Bea's show like a couple days before that or maybe a day before that and I feel like she didn't like that and she did kind of allude to that. Am I talking BS again? No, I'm just I'm just sharing my my
feelings. If that's BS to you, I'm sorry. I'm trying I'm trying to be as as nice as possible. Um yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, because that bubbles look look and then it's like I can be gone, you know? I I don't know. Sometime I sometimes I feel like I don't have like that's why I'm so
like streaming so much and like so here I I don't know how long I'm gonna be here. I don't I I always thought I was going to die young and I feel like I've lived way past my life expectancy. I feel like I'm already in like the I've already finished. Like whatever happens now is like just this is all bonus levels, bonus time because I feel like I should have died at like 30 years old,
right? I'm poison little goddy. Oh, you're saying hi to how the guy got poison. I thought I thought you were saying I was poison. No, let me just open my drink. Yeah, we don't know how long. And it's like if anything was to happen to her, I would just be honest.
I do because and we're born the same day. We're not the same exact day. We're born the same birthday and so she's a Capricorn. I have an understanding of things like I know how I was about to kick you. I almost did 2020. I almost died that day. I'm gonna put my my link up if anyone wants to chat with me too
on on stream. I'm sorry. I did I forget sometimes. Hello, >> Don. >> Yeah. >> Hey, can you open the door, Harish? >> Oh, yeah. Hold on one second. Hold on. I'll be right back. Are you bringing some stuff? Hold on.
Hi sweetie. >> Hi honey. How are you? >> Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> Okay. >> I just need to clean up a little bit more. >> Well, I got you gloves, dishwashing soap, laundry detergent, and bleach. All >> thank you. It's messy kind of, but I will get it. I'll have it clean for you. Okay.
>> Yeah. Well, I want to clean for you. >> Thank you. It will be careful. There's >> clean it. >> There's this right here. Careful. >> No. Why don't you put that down below, honey? >> I'll get my I'll get everything done. >> So, here's all this stuff. Let's unload it. >> Okay.
I know, but I don't want you to
dishwasher
for your dishwashing. Soap. Okay. So, like get yourself and get >> gloves. So, buy the weekend. >> Yeah, I'll have it all done. You like this? >> Yeah, this is nice. Yeah, that's really nice. How do you get that? >> Somebody.
>> Oh, thank goodness. Like do you see the >> good
I want I want you to live like in a different kind of scenario. I really
>> I want you to think of dad be happy and this >> like like look at this >> for you. Literally like like start tonight. I will >> like grab a bag and start filling it full of the trash and like start with a section and go, "Okay, I'm going to do this right now." And get rid of
You don't need all this stuff. >> Okay. >> Don't strip over to the I won't. But you >> Okay. got you got >> You got like like come on. >> Okay. I'll do >> Can you even sleep in your bed? >> I I'm going to do that's my laundry. So, >> but you got you got time and you it's really >> very I know I won't do it but it's very important. So, turn on some lights, pick
a section. I'm coming back. We'll be looking at this. Okay. >> Love you. Thank you. >> Um you got some groceries. >> Oh, that's just trash. So, think >> that's trash. Okay. But so start like don't leave stuff like that. >> Like it's quality of life, honey. >> Okay. >> Mhm. >> It's not a good quality for you. It's >> Okay. not this is unhealthy. >> Okay. unhealthy and this is
>> like it's just you know you're so lucky to have this apartment and for you know to be able to have the opportunity to live here like you know show some appreciation by keeping it nice and clean for yourself and for the building. >> Okay. Thank you. >> All right. >> Okay. Love you. >> Don't just give me lipstick. I love you. Okay. I love you. I love you too. But like I'm serious. >> It'll be good. It'll be good.
>> Like I really come in here and just >> It was a surprise. I thought you were coming Friday. >> But honey, it shouldn't be a surprise. It should be this. You should live daily in a place that you want to be, you know, and get those things so that they sit underneath so you don't have to walk over the wires. >> Okay. You deserve better. Let's make it. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Thank you. >> All right.
>> Yeah. John. >> Yeah. Throw the bag of concrete. >> I will. I will. >> It's been here for like two weeks. >> No, it's brand new. >> Okay.
Little little surprised.
Yeah, I got to get the mailbox key. No, not my mom. That was big sis.
I didn't want you to see that. in the other end. I did.
Yeah, I'm a mess right now. I really am. Let me see. Uh, yeah, probably should. Yeah, it's it's the same thing. I love I love uh I love you too,
Electra, but I don't want you to have to have to I don't want you to too shocked. I love you.
She's a mom. She um she got twins. She she's about 12 years older than me. Maybe 13, 14 years. Yeah. He was very nice.
Yeah. My Yeah. I had like some plates of cat food in the in the sink and she brought me cleaning supplies and uh yeah, she's a mom. She she had three kids. God, he wants to hit you on your emotion. Analyze my emotional crisis for
free. Having a hard time right now. Come analyze me.
Your brother preaches to you.
The cats are all scared. The cats all the cats all run. She has a dog and uh her dog is We took it to the vet and uh her dog's on steroids and then dog's getting old. Here's Scotty. Yo, >> what's going on, man?
>> How are you? I'm good, brother. I'm good. Hold on. Let me put on my uh my uh professional glasses. I got professional glasses for times like this. >> Oh, yeah. I see. >> So, so tell us who who was that woman. >> My my older sister. >> Your older sister. Okay, I see. Now, oh, about 10 years older. >> A little bit more. Maybe almost 15. She's the oldest of all the kids. And
so, >> did she always treat you like uh you know, she was like the mother figure when mom wasn't around or was that it? Well, um, my mom has been around, but yeah, my sister's, um, pretty much in in charge of a lot of stuff, you know, and, uh, she's very, >> you know, she's she's she's my halfsister actually.
>> So, she's she's remember I say like my sister's Jewish, like she's she's she's half Jewish. >> Yeah, she sounded like Joanie kind of. >> That's what I thought it was. I thought it was Joanie. >> Thought Joanie had stopped by. Hey, what's up, Mason? Yeah, she does love me. She does. She does. And she helps me a lot. And um she you know, she brought me some cleaning supplies. And
yeah, you got you got to see a little bit of uh a little bit of my real life there, which is >> Do you resent her at all? Do you >> No, not at all. I don't I don't resent her at all. It's just like, you know, she's tough. She's really tough sometimes. And she was really really nice tonight and kind and she >> But uh I mean, she always >> That was nice. Oh boy, >> that was that was super super night.
That was super nice because >> holy >> she dropped in last week and it wasn't as pleasant, you know. But um but um she cares. She does care. And it's like having someone that cares is important, you know. >> That is important. Yeah, that is very important because she doesn't have to come, I guess, does she? >> She doesn't have to. No, I mean, but she does, you know, it's kind of like she has a she has an interest in this
property, you know. So >> Oh, okay. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I don't want to give too much away but >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Understandable. >> Well, as long as you're not fighting, I mean, there's no need for her to bark at you like that, you know. >> If if she is. I don't know if she is. >> Yeah. >> No, she doesn't really. I mean, she's uh I mean, she I mean, she has in the past, you know, because But um but I'm sure I deserved it, you know. I've been kind of
I'm kind of a nightmare nightmare person sometimes, you know. Um >> I thought it was I thought it was one of the scrappers. >> Yeah. Oh, that nice sweet scrapper. Hey. Hey, John. Honey. Hi. I'm here to get the scrap today. >> Well, she said she went to she said,
"Oh, take this this bag of concrete. Throw it in the trash." Yeah. Oh, Joe is joining soon. Okay, good. >> Oh, she's Oh, can't wait. Can't wait for Joe to come up. >> Yeah. And uh yeah, that but that's a new bag of but luckily with the I think GrubHub changed his whole policy not to have either the guy is getting cheaper or something or like they changed their whole policy for me because they only
brought one bag of concrete and I figured out I can lift the one bag of concrete and throw it in the in the dumpster. So >> why is GrubHub bringing concrete? Um because they do like deliveries from stores too and so I guess they on their list or something like that and the guy um well when you ordered like 20 bags that was just overwhelming and but then somebody somebody but then luckily my
neighbor had like his he had his car washed in this bag's driveway and the guy was like oh my god he's like look at this this is a treasure trove of like concrete he's like my brother's building a fountain and landscaping his pool can I can he come and pick all this up and my neighbor was like oh yeah yeah sure and so So, I just woke up one day and it was all gone. And so, that was pretty awesome. Um, it would have been better
if I would have gotten, you know, $5 a bag for it, but you know what? It's like, you know, just take it away. Hey, here's Lenor. Hey, Lenor. >> Lenor. What's good, Lenor? You What's happening? >> Lenor is not a She's Lenor's a sweetheart cat. She >> Lenor is a She's always outside whoring around. Well, you know, she got she's fixed and so she's not going to
ever have babies and so she she watched two other of my cats have babies and stuff. Yeah, I I helped out with the guy's pool. Yeah, I am happy about that and stuff, you know. Um Yeah. So, how are we doing tonight? Yeah, I mean it's I've been like really like today I slept the whole day. I woke up and then Jamie was calling me saying
say, "Oh my gosh, um you're um everyone thinks you're dead or or overdosed or >> What happened? Yeah. What what what something like that." happened with you? Did something happen? >> I thought like I thought like the other night when I ended I think I ended maybe with you and somebody else on the panel or something. >> Yeah. Well, just but the other night I did and then it's like the stream automatically ends >> when everyone leaves, but last night I
guess it didn't and so it was just on a blank stream for like 20 hours or something like that. I just figured you fell asleep. >> Yeah, I was asleep a lot today. I was I was having crazy dreams and stuff and uh Yeah, I uh been having really vivid dreams lately. >> Yeah, >> future. You're seeing you're dreaming about the future, man. >> Right. Well, it's like Well, I hope I
hope not. I I have a lot of dreams about my childhood and stuff and like um fighting with my fighting with people and uh and I was having a death becomes her dream. Merryill Streep was in it and Goldie Han was in it. Oh, just weird Oh, yeah. Jamie, thank you. Jamie, thank you. Like J like like Jamie cares and she want Jamie wanted to make sure I was okay. Like I'm not I'm not >> Jamie's great like that. She is great. She'll always follow.
>> Yeah, we love you. I love you, Jamie. Like and yeah, I still had 20 people in the chat. I know. And I And even when I came back and it was a blank screen, there was 24 people in the chat. I'm like, whoa. And there's 50 people now. I mean, it's like wow, how does this h like how did this happen? because it was like I remember like a few weeks ago I had like three people like I I started with 10 and then it went down to three people and I was like this and I
and I ended in like 10 minutes but it's like there's 50 people tonight and that's your favorite movie. I think it's a great movie bubbles. Huh. Um >> that's your blessing dude. That's your blessing. You have 50 people now. Remember when you had like two? >> Yeah, I do. >> Yeah. And you you said it. I don't care. I'm going to get them back. And boom. Here you go, man. >> And I did. And wow. And I'm really blessed to have.
>> So what if they don't speak English? >> Yeah. Nobody's nobody talks. I guess I have like a lot of North Koreans or something in here. I do remember there North Koreans are coming in to chat. I was like, "What is going on here?" North Korea. I'm on the North and my and it also the stream gets translated and so you can see what people come in and it's like, "Yeah, I guess I'm popular in
Korea." But um yeah, everyone can say hi, you know. Um because last night there was honestly there was um 40 or like 48 people in chat and there was three people chatting and I was like what? I was like can like everyone say hi or something like that because it's like the idea that 45 people are watching me and not talking is a little
bit scary to me. Kim Jong-un watches. Yeah. But yeah, but I was talking about how Kim Jong-un I was like I was like you know he was like he was like he went to school in like Switzerland with like a bunch of like white people. I mean, it's like um like a lot of the people in power are are um the kids of these ambassadors and stuff like that and there's all this other stuff going on in
politically. I I don't know. It's kind of interesting. But he's he's much more worldly than you would think. You would think he's just been in North Korea and doesn't know anything else besides North. He probably speaks really good English and he loves Western culture and stuff. I I don't know. Ah, I have a drink tonight. A horror
lemonade. So, did you But did you see No, I won't bring her up with you, but um what's going on with you, Gotti? How are you doing? >> Oh, there >> Alexandra. You know, she had a little um issue with uh there's Lunor. She had a little issue with the Stroke Off brothers. You know, >> I don't watch her anymore.
>> She banned me from her room, so uh what's the point? Well, I'm Yeah, I'm banned, too, but I still like to watch her just to like >> Yeah, >> she's fascinating to me. >> Are you Are you serious? You're gonna come? Electric scrubber thingy. Oh my god. Yes, I do. But I mean, I I I need to I I wouldn't I would have to I would clean a little bit before you got here so you wouldn't so it would just be like
easier and like nicer and stuff like that. But if you would like to, I would love to hang out with you one day and maybe What happened with Stroke Off? Well, she was going to go to Big Bear with the Stroke Off twins, and she was like in love. She said, "Oh my god, their show is the best. They have the they have such a fun show, and he's like one of the greatest streamers in the world." And she booked her um flight to
Big Bear, spent thou like over $1,000, all the cute little like ski bunny, snow bunny equipment and stuff like that, you know, her jackets and her special like, you know, her her her um her her she her Achilles tendon or something one time. So, she has like a little little thing for her leg and stuff. She's so excited and I was like, "Something's going to go
wrong." Either like, and I hope it's happens before she actually goes over there. And then yesterday, she was watching his stream and he was with a friend picking up the guy's son from like, you know, elementary school. I think the guy had like a 10-year-old son or something. And the next thing you know, he's like huffing nitrous in the garage and stuff. And the kids, they're
talking to him and stuff. And um and whoa, she was uh upset about that and um and then of course he was very unapologetic about it and so she canceled her trip and then today she was yelling like mad. She's mad. She's she spent 500 bucks that she's not going to get back on it and he deceived her and
he's biggest piece of trash. I mean it's like you know >> what do you think dude? Who whose fault is that? Is that their fault or her fault? Well, that's what I said. I mean, she does idealize idealize people sometimes that Oh, Electra, I would love that. Yeah, I would >> traveling cross country meeting weirdo strangers. I mean, it's usually not going to end well. You know, she got
lucky with you. >> She met me and everything went so well, you know? Everything went well. And I'm kind of a weirdo stranger in a way, but like, you know, I'm I'm a nice weirdo and I'm I'm a harmless person, but we had I I mean, I had the greatest time with her. Like, did you remember that my my smile in that photo? Like uh >> you're very happy. Yeah, that was
genuine. That wasn't a fake. >> Your smiles are usually fake. >> Yeah, you can tell when I'm You can tell when I fake. That was like the That was like the best probably the best day I had all year. Like it was just like, you know, it was very spur of the moment. And then all she just showed up in in town and um I had like my fish tacos. We went to this great restaurant. We had
some some drinks. And then it's like, you know, the time came and she's like, "Okay, I want to go." She's like, "I'm going to go chill in my my hotel room alone and I'll drop you off at home or whatever." And that was that. And it was just like so comfortable. There was nothing nothing bad about it. And I I kind of I think I screwed up the relationship by like not because today cuz she cuz today she said she was mad that he didn't call
her back in time or something like that. And that's the same thing I did. I didn't call her back and then she feels like she's not important enough or like special enough to be called back and stuff. And maybe I did wait a little long. I tried to fix it at the last minute and I couldn't. >> Maybe she wanted you to make a move on her. >> Well, I mean, I thought that she might have had a crush on me at first, but then it's like when the time came and it's like nothing would have happened
cuz I'm gay. I really She thought I was like maybe bisexual or like >> faking. Maybe maybe she thought you were faking. >> She did, but then but then when the time came instead of like, you know, she could have said, "Oh, do you want to go back to my room or something?" Um, she's like she's like, "I'm going to go back to my room and I'll drop you off at your house." So, I was like, "Okay." There's like so there was nothing there, right? Um but
>> but um that's okay because that would have been maybe uncomfortable for us or something. I don't know. It's that would have been a story with a porn star. But >> what what what if she leaned in for a kiss? Would you have kissed her? >> I would have I would have kissed her on the side of the mouth. Maybe like a you know like a little kiss on the cheek cheek like a half. I would have cheek
action. Yeah, >> the French kiss the two-sided. >> That would have been a story though. I would have been remember people would have been like, "Whoa, you're such a stud." Like, but you know, I mean, yeah. Okay. When it comes down to it, like she was not interested. >> And I was on time. 2020 2020. She called me. She's like, "I'm at the restaurant.
The restaurant's 5 minutes away. I was ready to go. I ran up the street. I I walked in the restaurant just as she was walking in the restaurant. We went we went outside a couple times and had a cigarette together. Then we went on that walk which is still on the stream, you know. It was just a good it was just like it was a great time. And then we were planning on on our birthday we were going to go she's going to rent a party bus for us and we were going to go to
like WeHo or something and go to clubs and stuff like that and we were going to do a Christmas special and everything got screwed up and now she >> that up, dude. >> She says I'm like just a waste of human life now to her and it's like I'm not even worth mentioning. I'm I'm like a a trafficker. I'm I'm in I'm in the trafficker >> I'm in the trafficker group now. And
that's what But the night before that happened, somebody said, "Wait until she turns on you and you'll be the next human trafficker." I wasn't a human trafficker. I was a spiritual trafficker. What? I don't even know what's worse. That sounds like I'm messing with souls and stuff like that and and like, you know, that's like I'm like Satan basically. But yeah, I hope come on. You know, be and I made up the
other night. Um, we had actually a really like poignant um, sweet stream like uh, well it was like after my stream I went over to hers and I was ready to fight and stuff like that. Were you did you see this Gotty? Did you know about this? >> No, I didn't hear about this. >> Yeah. Uh, I went over to her stream and she wasn't like too emotional cuz one cuz the like one time I came on she was
crying and like really hurt and stuff like that. And then other times just so so mad at me and like letting Bronze Bird and all these people like come attack me but that that she was like I'm just she's like I have I have five people backstage. She's like I'm just going to talk to you. And she's like I'm not going to let anybody on. We're just going to talk. We had a talk. I apologized for stuff. We we got through everything and she and and then she was like and then I made her laugh and that
was like the best part was I like kind of curled under my blanket a little bit with like over my head and stuff like that and she's like, "Oh, you look like a Muslim woman." And she was like laughing so hard. Everyone's like, "What's going on?" And then she got porn bomb. Unfortunately, it um and then she had to end the stream and and I was tired at that time. So, I don't know if she went back on. But yeah, I think we made up and it's like I hope that it's like doesn't just go back to like the
normal, you know, she's mad at me again. But I think that we work some stuff out. Maybe she'll come on the show again sometime. And uh but you know, I it was just like that it really wears hard on me when people hate me and then it's like and of course Beeta when she hates me then all these other people hate me and then it's like really funny then because I could always tell she kind of still love me like not you know not in a sexual way but she just loved me.
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like I don't know like that's why I still have the tattoo and stuff you know. It's like because I I really I don't I don't stop loving somebody you know. I don't like I'm very very loyal when it comes to but so but anyway um is it over then? What but so but so but then there's people like that turned on
me when she turned on me that they don't but they they just follow her lead and stuff like that. So they just get so confused and now they've gone too far with me like Sweet Pea and um and Christine and stuff like that. They they've gone way too far where I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I never I wasn't like you know, I'm not in love with them or whatever. So, it's like now they
don't know what to do because now they're confused. And I love seeing them confused. I love it. It's like it's like little rats like not knowing where their cat is. Right. >> So, anyway, yeah, the feud is over. The feud is over. There's um I hope I hope the feud is over. I I've ceased fire on it. I I have nothing against her. I wish her the best and I hope we can be
friends again. And uh it's been a long time we were fighting. >> Wow. Funny how that works out. You know, Alexander came to help you in your time of need and then uh you know, you're back with Bea now. Isn't that funny? >> It is. It is. And uh you know, just maybe Alexander's worst nightmare, but you know what Alexander said when we went to dinner, we went outside having a cigarette and she said she said she
said, "You know what? I wish Beeta could be here too." Um because she's like, "I wish we could have all been friends and met up together like this." And she's like, I don't She said she didn't hate Beeta and that she >> Oh, that's good then. >> I mean, she said all kinds of nice things and it's like that's the real Alexandra is like Alexander when it comes down to it has been hurt, right?
And and hurt people. Um, you know, they say hurt people, but >> maybe the three can go to Big Bear one day. >> Yeah. Wouldn't that be cool? >> That'd be too. >> Yeah. But yeah, I I want us all to be friends again. And it's like there's so and it's like Beeta said, "Well, what do you think? What happened with us?" And I said, "What happened with us is that we let way too many other voices get
involved. Way too many other people get involved in our own our shit." And that's it. I mean, it's like like we we it should have been just us. We were always good on the phone together. Like we never on the phone together. We were just like old friends. That's what it felt like. But we were just like even like when we were fighting, we talked on the phone a couple times and I don't
know if it's like she puts on a show for the for the camera or but I feel like other people are very influential and the other voices and stuff like that. I don't I don't know. Um and that's kind of sad to me like but when it comes down to it, you know, I don't know. Big Bear is cool. I used to we used to go to Big Bear. We have we we had family friends in Big Bear. They have really beautiful
like little little cute little town there. They have Big Bear Lake. I'm doing okay. Bay Cliffs, I'm doing okay. I'm a little >> I feel like she blames me for some of that that went down. I feel like I got some of the blame. >> I think you might have, but it's like then then again, I don't >> because, you know, she didn't she did she she didn't get mad at some people like she didn't get mad at Reality Nancy
or or you know, other people, but she got I think she did get mad at you like a little bit over it. And I and I hope like we can all >> She wasn't mad. She said she wasn't mad. She didn't blame me for anything, but she's going to block me from the room. And I went up on the Streamyard just to say hi, and she blocked blocked blocked. >> Yeah, you can feel the co the cold shoulder is there, you know. It's like ice cold.
>> Yeah. Too bad. >> And I'm It wasn't God's fault. It was a misunderstanding, you know, and it's like there's a lot of misunderstandings, but because I have my own insecurities about um how because I I always felt that she saw me in a she had this whole show once about how oh people say I stink or whatever like and she's like she's like well you can't smell them through the camera and you know he's not dirty and
like blah blah blah and then it's like then I kind of like felt like she thought that based on the AI a little bit and I was like so did you are you turning on me and stuff but that's all I said and but I just You know what it is with her? When she likes somebody, she likes them a lot and she pours herself into them. >> And when she feels like she's not getting it in return or feels like she's being slighted, oh my god, that's it.
It's a over, man. She'll just cut everybody off. >> And that's that's how she is. It's a survival thing with her. That's how she survives. >> Like you said, she's been through a lot. >> That's a hard that's a hard way to live though, you know? It is a hard way to live. Like, but also like be careful with idealizing people because I'm certainly not perfect and I will I'll have my good days and bad days and I'll
I'm also not great at communicating sometimes. And uh I should have gotten back to her quicker, like when she said, "Call call me." >> Don't blame yourself. Listen, don't forget where we are. All right? We're not in the normal world. Like she likes to call it IRL. It's very far from IRL. >> All right. Normal people.
>> It's not We did We did meet IRL. she associates with. You did meet, but don't forget it's from this world. It's a whole different kind of thing going on. >> It's not like you meet somebody in real life and you're like, "Oh, hey, what's going on? How's everything going?" It only It's only for a brief moment. You saw what happened as soon as she got back here into this world and the whole
thing just evaporated into >> Yeah. But it was at least Oh, yeah. Because after that happened, after our after our meeting, then she did a 30-day no contact with me. Remember that? When she's like, I'm just not for 30 days. >> And then um and then >> we couldn't stick to that.
>> We couldn't stick to that though. Um excuse me. Um Aldi, excuse me, Aldi. Hey Aldi, a little bit of a projection there. Let's let's look into your hard drive. Okay. Bam.
I don't know. I don't know what his problem is. Um, you know what? I'm a I'm a I'm a Mexican file. I like I like I like Mexican gangsters and since I know they're bad for me, it's an Aldi clone. Well, him. I mean, geez. >> He's been mad ever since you got with Chris Kay.
And with Chris Kay, guys, I would never like, as much as like Chris Kay maybe is a fantasy, it's like I don't think he'd be a fantasy in real life. It's just more fun to like, >> are you a fantasy dude? What the >> A night is more of a nightmare or something. Will you join stream?
>> You made me, >> dude. How much mess do you smoke? >> I don't Oh, stop it. Stop it. No, I mean it's like I like I don't know why I don't know why I I kind of found I kind of found it sick because I know I know it's like he probably is like friends with all these like really tough guys that like say f >> tough guy he's like he's like a
Homer Simpson that Jesus he comes in here what the >> I know I know I know >> but I don't know I don't know like he was it's just like he talks when he gets kind of like sexual. It kind of just
it's just it's so unexpected like um like that he would be like sober. It's not >> what a what a horror dude. That's all it takes for you. Huh? >> You you and Alex should just get together. You and Alex NYPD. >> I know, but I always talking like that. >> His eyebrows. Have you seen his eyebrows Gotti? >> Well, it'll shelter you from the
rain. >> It will. Yeah. Here we have a guest coming on that wants to talk to Gotti here. >> Mason. >> Yeah. >> Mason. >> What? >> Mason, >> I hear you. >> Do you play the drums? >> Yeah, I play the drums.
>> But why though? >> Cuz I like them. What do you mean? >> What do you mean why? >> Because you said why? >> Yeah, but why do you play them? >> Because I like them. I like to do this. >> You're not in a band? >> No. >> Why? >> I just I don't have anybody to do it with. I mean, I played with >> Do it with Psyche because I'm leaving.
>> Okay. Oh, he left. Hey, Mason. Do you want to start a band? I can be the lead singer. And you can play the drums. It'll just be drums and a lead singer. What do you think? >> Like, let me ask you a question, man. >> Sure. >> I know. I didn't come on yesterday. I was kind of rude of me. It's okay. I mean, yeah, if you feel like it, you know, you're Hey, I'm not
going to force anybody to come up here if you if you're not in the >> No, no, but I should have acknowledged you on that and I should have just not I mean, I I kind of ignored you and stuff. >> It's okay, Mason. It's okay. I got >> I didn't mean it like No, I didn't mean it like in a bad way, but I was trying to just, you know, do my own thing at that time. That's I wasn't trying to do it in a bad way, but just like I was
doing my own thing and stuff. >> Yeah. You know, hey, Mason, no. No. no offense taken. And uh and if I said anything that offended you or if I before I apologize and uh I I don't mean to like like I said I was like sometimes I play around. I didn't mean to like hit on you. I know you're a straight guy and stuff and >> No, it's okay. Like I don't have a
problem with that. It's just you were talking to Goum and you had your own thing going like for you so I didn't want to mess that up. You know what I'm saying? This is like really your show and stuff. So I was making sure you had you know stuff going for you. I think I think um Gotham is like such a good guy that I think you would like him and that like you would be >> dude like he's okay. Yeah,
>> he's okay. Yeah, I think uh you know Gotham's he you know where he's from. He's he lives in India. He lives in India. And you know what's weird is like I got back into like my like my the Indian stuff like and then he appeared like and and all and he's like he acted like he he like he's like oh I know who you are. >> Wait, wait, let me ask you this. Well, I'm gonna cut you off. Like,
>> I'm like, why? Why did you let your stream go the whole entire time you were off? I was checking in and stuff and I would go back to it and it said you were still streaming after you already left. >> Like, what happened? >> I fell asleep and I thought it would just turn off automatically and then um it didn't. And so, it was on for like 20 hours or something like that. And so, I'm sorry. >> Yeah, that's crazy though. It's like leave it on for that long without even
knowing that it was on that for that long. I mean, that's kind of crazy. >> I Well, I don't get I don't get notifications or anything about it. So, you know, um it was kind of crazy and I am sorry if like but there are still people I like people being able to chat and stuff. >> No, it's okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm not I'm not saying it's a bad thing or anything like that, but you
just left it on for too long and stuff like that. That's all I'm saying. It's >> Yeah. Yeah. like I know I did. I know I did. And uh and when I went back to check it like different times today, it would be showing like in the update, you know, just like those black and uh what's it called? Black and gray like swimply lines. Uh still you had >> Were you worried that maybe I I had passed away?
>> No, I was just wondering like what happened. That's all. >> Yeah, it's just I forgot. I forgot. And uh I thought it would I thought it would do it on its own, but it didn't and stuff. So, but you know what? I hope I hope hope everyone had fun while they while while they were in here. And uh thank you for coming back and checking on me. I appreciate you worrying about me. >> Max, you're my friend. Like that's why I
came back. >> Oh, you're my friend, too. You know, and that's why I feel bad if I like, you know, I don't want to like ever make you feel like I'm taking advantage or or anything like that of you, you know. >> No, I just don't like to get negative on all that stuff like that you asked me to do. Man, I just feel like it's a little too far, you know. That's all. >> I know. I went too far. I Sometimes I do
that, you know. I go too far because you know what? I I'm a boundary tester and I like to see how far I can go sometimes, but I I I don't want to go too far. It had consistent views. I know. I came back at it. I came back like 22 hours later. There was like 20 over 20 people in the chat. I think like 23 24. I was like, "Wow, you almost convinced I OD." Well, I don't do anything to OD off of
so I've never ODed in my life. And uh Oh, Bay Cliff, stop it. be predatory? What are you talking about? I'm not predatory. Like I I'm actually like the opposite of I might I'm like the prey, you know? >> So like I think it's cool that you let me come back though cuz I know that we're still cool. So I just got to make sure, you know, >> we're always cool, basic. We're always
cool. And thank you for being my friend. You know, I'm not I'm not the easiest person to be friends with all the time. >> No, it's okay. I mean, I don't have like any problem with you, though. Ever since I've known you, psych. Anyways, >> I know. I know. That's why I like you because you're forgiving. And who's predatory? Bipl,
what's up? Who are like who are you? Um I'm sure like some people I I know. Is that is that was that beta in a in a um in a alt? I'm not sure. Hey, you want to come over here, Lenor? You want to say hi to Mason? He wants to say Oh, >> like Yeah. Like I talked to Natalie like one other time like and that was it though. I think it was like a couple days ago though. Like maybe two days ago or something like that.
>> Yeah. How is she doing? She always hiding. >> I asked her if she was going to come to your stream but she said that you weren't even live that time. I asked her and stuff. >> Yeah. I tried to like use her Streamyard too and it but it was like kept connecting to my Streamyard and I don't I don't know. I wasn't able to use her premium. So I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Oh, I don't know. I'm
going to have another quiet night tonight. I was, you know, oh gosh, I'm a little bit stressed out. I just don't I, you know, things are always okay. They always end up okay, but >> I uh >> Yeah, >> I don't know. Between those times, I I worry about things sometimes, but >> yeah. >> So, what else is What's up?
>> So, can I say something, man? >> Yes. Yes, you can. Um there's that other time that you were on here and then like uh Colton was like showing you like uh you showing like the outside when he was driving and stuff like that. >> I showed outside when he was driving. Who is that? >> Was driving. Yeah, outside. >> Yeah, that was funny. Huh? That was
funny. >> Okay. 20. I don't know. Oh, you're from Norway? Oh, hello Nor. How tall are you? I know people from Norway are very tall. like if they have an average of six foot two or something for the men. I'm 6'4, so maybe I'm a little bit Norwegian. Who knows? Um, >> do you coke? >> Do I Do I What?
>> Do you drink any kind of Coke? >> Um, I'm not a big fan of Coca-Cola. I think it's like it's just like basically sugar water with like a little bit of caramel coloring. And so it's like But um and and the carbonation, but you're 5'8. Oh, you're kind of short. Are you you're a woman then? Are you a woman?
Not sure. I I am 6'4. I mean, no, 6'3. I'm 6'3. Um I'm 6' three. Um >> you don't like any sodas, Psych? Like you don't drink any kind of soda? >> I do. I like um I like Squirt. I like um I like um like mount different kinds of Mountain Dews. You like Dr. Pepper? Yeah. Dr. Pepper with his 20, you know,
it has 23 secret ingredients. Yep. Um wow. Um what's what's your favorite Mason? Have you heard of Mason? Did you know there was something called Clear Coke? >> I never heard of Clear Coke. No. >> Yeah. They in the '9s they had something called Coca-Cola clear or something and it's like it was a white. What's the truth? It's 63. Well, it's not like a
big jump bay clips. I mean I mean cuz I used to want to be 6'4 so bad, but now I like 63. I like the number 63 because >> I kind of go with No, if you ask me what my favorite soda is, that's kind of a hard question because I mean I usually go for Coca-Cola, but um I can go for something like I can go for something like root beer or strawberry sodas sometimes.
>> Oh, I like cream soda too and root beer. I do like a nice root beer. >> You like root beer? >> Yeah, I do. >> Uh I like bark. barks, you know, because barks has um it's aged in barrels or at least b it has the wood inside, wood flavoring and um and it has caffeine in it. Yeah. And Crystal Pepsi did Yeah, there was Crystal Pepsi and there was
there was clear coke and barks. >> What about A&W? >> A&W it does it's it's not caffeinated. And so yeah, Ax is X is Chinese. Oh, that's crazy. I didn't know that. >> Do you go for barks fruit beer? >> Yeah, I like barks. Bark. You know why? You know why I like Barks is Barks has a bite. >> That's a good kind of root beer.
>> Yeah. You ever had that one? I'm going to put my link up again if anyone wants to chat with me. >> Tell me Wait, tell me again, Psych, what you ask? >> It's You know, barks has a bite. It has a bite. >> I don't know what you mean by bite. I don't know what that means. >> It's it's it's like it has like a little bit of a like, you know, when it's real cold and you drink it, it's got a little bit of a a little bit of a feeling in
your throat. like like it's hard to explain but yeah it has a little bite bite and plus it has the caffeine in it so it wakes you up a little bit. >> That's like why it doesn't make sense to me is because it's you said bite and when you drink something you drink it you don't bite it so I don't know what you meant by the >> I I bite it. How about if you you if you if it's ice then you have then you bite the ice right? >> Yeah there's ice in it. Yeah. It's a different story but I'm saying you're
drinking something. So that's why I didn't understand >> because when you drink something you're supposed to drink it. You're not supposed to bite it unless maybe if you have ice. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. >> Yep. Exactly. Guys, who drinks soda for caffeine? Well, I I mean I do because I I'm always sleepy. Um and so I need to wake up sometimes.
Oh, like I'm sleepy right now. I'm drinking I'm have my I have my harder hurricane punch and I have my my second McDonald's coffee, but my eyes are feeling heavy. My eyelids are feeling heavy. And uh yeah, I'm getting a little bit sleepy. Hey, you know, I've been trying to
install something called um Claudebot. Have you heard of that? No. Am I smoking weed? No. Um I'm just smoking tobacco out of the bong because I have >> Were you like that? >> I have No, I'm talking about bake clips in the chat. I have these. This is just a Swisser and then I have I just like,
you know, put the tobacco on my bong and I take little tobacco hits out of it. It's Claude C L A W D. It's um called Claudebot and now it's called something different. They renamed it. They rebranded it. It's supposed to be like a really really powerful um assistant. Yeah. It's supposed to you have Yeah. Cloud AI supposed Yeah. It's supposed to
be crazy effective. I just like I spent hours and hours because you have to install it through the through the um PowerShell and stuff like that and no Linux and so I'm going with with the the uh chat GBT is telling me how to do it step by step and what to type and everything and I finally did it and then it's like oh I don't have any credits
left on my API key for I it's just like a big uh very complicated thing but yeah um but anyway I'm getting kind of sleepy Um um I don't know. I just feel like getting under the covers and and you know cuddling with my cat. Hey Lola, do you want to come over here and cuddle
with me? Come here Lola. Are you ignoring me? Lola's ignoring me. Lola, come here. Come here Lola. Oh. Oh, this is coming. Look, Lenor comes over. Lenor comes over instead cuz Lenor's like, "What are you calling Lola for? You're calling Lola?" She's like, "I want to come over." Lenor is Yeah. drink a soda. Yeah. That's Miss Lenor. Lenor is a
sweetheart. Um she's a really she's a really really really cool cat. Like um and she's very loving. You get a little jealous, huh? Cuz you're the you're the queen bee of the house, right? She's been here longest. She has a seniority. And uh yeah, unfortunately I I had an
older cat named Silly. Oh, we have another guest. Let's welcome. They're like, "Do you have your heated gloves, Kim?" >> All right. Well, let me ins these >> All right. They're charging. Their gloves are charging. Let me show them.
>> Well, hold them up. Let me show them to them. >> Show them to them. They're right there on the charger. >> Psychie. Look at this, bro. Let's see them. >> Her gloves are charging. >> Yeah, it's bright. >> Like, they don't have fingers. It's like a fingerless glove. They're um 48° right now. >> They're >> I want to buy those and put my stick my
dick into it. I want to those gloves. Just >> seriously, bro. >> You're disgusting, Kim. You're I'm sorry, Psych. I'm sorry about her. >> You need help. >> Why is she taking all my electricity by heating up her gloves? Like, wow. >> Kim, electricity is not free. I know it's okay. Hey Kim, how are you?
>> Yeah, for real. My god. >> Look, when I use a solar panel to get my electricity, electricity is great. I'm not stupid enough to pay a conglomerate company to run my BG to only turn this off when I actually need it. >> Look at you, Ashley. Ain't you looking handsome in a way? Look at
>> Hi, don't look at how look at it. Is she? >> She can look at somebody for a half a second and see them. I don't need to examine them for >> She look She can look at somebody for half a second and know what they look like. >> I don't need to examine that picture for like 20 minutes. >> I got Look how long my hair is. I look like Jesus tonight, right? My hair's
getting long. Oh yeah. So, how have you been? >> So, hey, >> the other night I the other night I went to Benny's and then Benny's like, "Oh, I have a guest on my show." And then guess who was there? I was so wasted. Sorry, Psych. I remember seeing you there. I was so I kept calling him Billy. >> I was like, "Oh, Billy, what's your name?"
>> Billy. >> He isn't Isn't Benny a cool guy. I'm sorry. I I like I like left that stream, but we we had fun. I had fun with Joe on Benny's show the other night. And does Benny did Benny think I'm a weirdo or No. No. Benny likes me. Huh? >> No, he was being fine. Like the next day when I was like sober, I was like I like
went back to Benny's to make sure it wasn't a bad dream and I was actually on his panel. Like I went to his channel like checked his live stream. I was like, "Holy I was actually there." >> I thought I thought I was so annoying. I ran you off like I thought I like made you leave his panel. I felt bad. I was like "Oh >> I touched my mouse accidentally on the wrong way and it it kicked me out of the chat." >> I got I got stuff you can accidentally
touch >> Oh my god. I got something you can touch like a mouse. Boy, >> you touch my mouse. >> That's my mouse. You're touching it. >> No, I'm just kidding. >> Psych looks like Jesus. Yeah, does Chanel and we better never forget it. >> Jesus Christ. Remember remember Mr. Slave from South Park? Jesus Christ.
>> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Hey, I actually got heated underwear. I have actually my underwear right now. Psych. They're actually 50 degrees. Mine are >> Is it a Is it a heated thong? A heated thong? >> Yeah, actually. You know what? Actually, now that I think about it, it's a heated thong. Now that I think about It's like a little red butt crack. It's like a
little red. >> It's actually not red, but when I put it on, I turn red. >> I turn red. >> Well, you already are red. You look like a Irish like a like a warrior. Like a Irish um Mel Gibson. >> Oh, thank you. You know what you look like? You look like You look like if Jason Mimoa had AIDS and I got into a gay tanning bed. Okay, that's what you look like, you piece of
So you want to talk about me, No, I'm just kidding. S I'm just kidding. I love you, man. It's a joke, buddy. >> Yeah, I mean >> Mimo is cute. >> Oh, you got >> She loves the 49ers. She loves that jacket. Look at Turn around. Turn the back of the jacket, Kim. She loves the 49ers. >> Look at that booty. >> That's my pink. Oh, Psych said nice
booty. Oh, >> thank you. >> Thank you, Psyche. >> He said, "Nice crap. >> I've had it for 44 years. I'm rather fond of it myself." >> He said, "Wow, I didn't know it was a full moon tonight." I'm pretty sure that's what Psyche said. >> Is it a full moon? >> Oh my god. Exactly. Looking out the window. >> Yeah. >> He said, "Wow, would you like some cheese to go with that wine, whore?"
>> Oh my gosh. Yeah, >> you're What do you think? What do you think of Joe Mason? You like Joe? >> Excuse me. What' you say, buddy? >> I asked Mason if he likes Joe, but Mason, I think Mason falling asleep. >> Oh, how you doing, Mason? >> What's 3 + 3? >> What is 3 plus 3? It's six, man.
>> Oh, you're actually here. Good to meet you. Good to see you, Mason. >> All right, I will. >> Okay. I always tell him to go. And plus tonight, Psyche, I'm going to show you out my back door. >> Bust my >> Let me show Psyche what it looks like out here. >> I'm not going that way. >> Well, I'm going to show it. >> I'm not going that way.
>> No, it's like it's like a seven inches of snow >> with like a layer of ice on top of it. You get what I'm saying? Psych. You see that? >> What? What? I >> What are you doing? >> Are you going to take the bus? >> Yeah. >> But you still got to walk to the bus stop. Yeah, but I ain't got to walk ac >> All right. Well, call me if you fall down and I'll send you over there to get
you. >> All right. Block that bottom lock if you could. >> Bye, Kimmy. Hey. Hey. What's up, Mason? >> Like, what's up, man? >> Yeah, we're saying hi to Joe and Mason. What a what a great night. What an amazing Mason. Good to see you, man. >> I hope you had a good Christmas, good New Year, big dog.
>> Yeah, I did. >> Psycho. What about us? Like how bizarre do you >> what I get for Christmas? >> Yeah. No. What did you do for uh Christmas? >> I was not I was sick on Christmas and so I didn't see anybody for like a few weeks cuz my birthday is two weeks after Christmas and then I went with my family
with actually my sister >> two of my my two sisters and my mom and uh so all ladies, you know, and um I got to give them all gifts and they got and they gave me some gifts, too. Do >> you know what I got for Christmas, Mason? >> No. >> A big huge purple dildo. >> Oh my god.
>> Are you serious, Joe? >> Yo, you know what? Stop serious. It went so far up my ass, it actually came out of my mouth. It actually went so far off it came out of my mouth. Man, >> that's crazy. >> It's called a snake. Actually, it's like a snake. >> Yeah, that's crazy. >> Have you ever done >> Hey, Merry Merry Christmas, man. >> Ho ho ho. Happy holidays. Hey, have you ever done that?
>> Ho ho, man. Ho >> ho. Have >> you ever used >> Have I ever done what? It's like, have I ever done what? >> Have you ever used a dildo? >> No. >> No. Now I got to look up with Sanduism. >> Um Joe does. And I I I I don't like it actually. Pseudonism. >> I don't actually like it. >> It hurts. It actually hurts. Well, you're supposed to like you're supposed
to like take it slow, Joe, and like, you know, use a finger first and then like use your whole fist and then >> Oh, not me. I go all the way. I just say shove it right in. >> Wow. Wow. And it Oh my god. Can you guys can you imagine what a sight that would be? >> Like, why are we talking about dirty? >> This is the least I'm gonna say tonight,
guys. >> We're talking about dirty dildos. >> No, it's going to get real dirty. Hey Mason, cover your ears because this is gonna real dirty up in here. >> Yo, one time we were having a like regular conversation though and everyone's dirty. >> Yeah, this is a regular conversation with Joe. >> It's about to get real regular up in here. >> Joe, no offense though. Like I know what
you think. Hold on. I'm just saying. >> It's okay. Joe has a Mason. Who that lady on the $100 bill? Like she has nice hair. Like who is that woman? I don't know. >> I don't know. >> I think Martha Washington. >> Is it Martha Washington? >> Well, it's Harriet Tubman actually.
>> Harriet Tubb. Oh, that's She's going to be on the 20. They said Harriet. They're put her on the $20. >> Yeah. Light a joke. Use a light in a tiny amount of my brain. Thank you. Just uh 2020. >> Yep. So, guys, what are we going to do tonight? What? What are we gonna >> So, I used to go to Beatas. >> Yeah, I was beat the other night. We were
>> Thanks, idiot. >> Yeah. >> Have you ever done that show? >> Oh, we're tired of Bea. She's the old news, man. She's old. >> I love >> Why would you be tired of beta though? Like, what happened? >> I never could be tired of Bea. That was a joke. I love Beeta. That was a joke. Mason, you know what a joke is, dumb tum? >> Yeah, I know. I know what a joke is.
Yeah. >> Have you ever met Mita? Her she has a twin sister named Ma. She's really >> Oh, I've never met Ma, but I did see her ass cheeks and they were wrinkly. So, >> yeah. >> I think I think she was born a male. I'm not sure. >> A >> Yeah. >> Well, it's nice to meet you, Mita. >> She goes, "Hi, Mita." Hello. Remember, she was on my show once. It was so
funny. >> I thought I drank a lot of beer. I love Bea because she can drink me under the table. Like she's even a woman and she can drink 40 white claws in 10 hours. And even I got to go to bed like I'm just too tired. And Bea's like, "Oh yo, I died." I'm like, "Jesus Christ, man. This girl's like
McDonald's." >> It's like you went to McDonald's.
>> What is that? A cardboard box. Oh, nugget nuggets. >> She gave me nugget six. >> Hell yeah. >> There's six of them. And you know what? I got a box with two nuggets for you, Psyche. I got two. >> You want to see Lola? Lola wants to say hi. >> HELLO. >> OH. OH, YOU furry little striped beast. >> Hello. >> Look at that. >> Look at that whis. >> Hi.
>> I'm Lola. >> Bob couldn't even pay whis. >> Hi, Jonathan. Ah, >> do you have any more rings, weirdo? You know what the girl at the um at the Petco said? I love your rings. She said she loved. >> So I have cool rings. >> She was probably like a goth like a goth old lady. Like oh I love your rings like
your fingers for Are you married? >> Yeah, I married um three times. I'm divorced. >> That's every ring for his husband. Mason. God, get with it, Mason. That's is everyone every ring for every ex-husband. >> Oh, thank you Mark. Like the only time you're supposed to wear rings is if you're married and you're not married, are you? >> Well, that's why B2 ex-husband, she
wears two rings around her nipples. >> There's my marriage. You can see there's no >> Oh my god. >> Longer. >> Yes, they can. They can be there. Hey, this is the church. This is a steeple. Open the doors and there's a people. >> Well, that's actually racist. That's a racist.
>> I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah, that was rude. That was actually rude. >> Well, they're they're white people, so not racist. >> Oh, look at Lori. Like, I'm not racist. I'm just Lori. >> Beautiful cat. >> Can I pet your cat, man? >> Oh, yeah. >> Well, don't ask it that way. Mason, can I pet your cat, man?
>> That's what I want to ask. Like, can I pet your cat, baby? She's like, yeah, Joe. I mean, no, Bea, your actual cat. >> You're not supposed to say, can I play with your Joe? That's That is going too far. >> That was actually disgusting. I apologize. >> It's okay. Yeah. So, Lola wants to talk to you. >> Hi, guys. How are you? >> Hi, Joe. >> She's looking at Look at Look how she looks in
>> Yeah. What else? You actually sound like you're You sound like Psych a little bit. Uh cat, you sound like your dad. >> That's what happens when you get a cat. They start resembling the owner. >> Are you drinking beer? >> Sounds your dad. >> Oh god. Why don't you pet her a little harder? Christ, you're giving her a concussion. Like banging her head like that. Like >> like she like she like she likes being pat like this. It's Pat.
>> Just run away cat. Run away as far as you can. >> She doesn't want to run. >> Oh no. She likes it. Look, she's looking >> Hey. up at him like hit me in the head again, daddy. >> Give me another lightly tap her. Tap there. She loves Oh, you love being pet. >> She love cat. Some days I just lay
around all day and just ask for like treats like I'm a cat. >> Yo, did you hear what I said? >> Hold on. I didn't hear you. But let me say one thing, Mason, and then I'll listen to you. One time my friend Miss Millie had a cat that actually kind of looked like uh Lori or whatever this cat's name is. And we would like turn the sink on, just the tiniest sink on like to where it's like a drizzle coming
out the sink. And the cab would like lay in the sink with its poles and just like pull at the water and be like hide you Then we turn like >> when I run my bath, Lola runs to the bath and like watches it and before she's jumped in the bath with me. >> You ever ate cat legs? I'm not saying chicken wings are good, but you ever ate cat legs, Mason? You ever had a cat wing?
>> No. >> Neither have I. Neither have I. >> No. I just nibble on Lola's legs. >> They sound delicious, though. They sound delicious. >> Well, do you like your pet? Oh, look at this. Wake up. >> Like a little chicken wing, Mason. But it's like a cat leg. Like you never would you eat a cat, Mason. Yes or no?
>> No, I wouldn't do that. >> What if it was like deferred and like it was like a chicken like a cat? Paul cat. >> Joe, I'm not like that. I like cats, man. Why would I eat a cat? >> I'm with you, buddy. >> Yeah. Remember back in the day, Mason, when it was like good luck to have a rabbit's paw? Like, oh, I got a rabbit's
paw. I got good luck. >> Yeah, I know about that. Yeah. >> Like, how would you have good luck by cutting off a rabbit's leg? >> Well, if I cut off a rabbit's leg, that gives me good luck. Like, no, it don't. It makes you a animal. >> If you suck on it, you might get some adrenochrome. So, you know, maybe that that works. I don't know. Imagine being
a rabbit and looking and being in like 1992 and you look around and you're a rabbit. You're like, why does all these people have like rabbit poles on their book bags? Like all for good luck. Like god, these people are narcissistic creeps. >> There, you know, there's a woman that's like Taiwanese woman or Japanese and she ate a live octopus and she just like
started slicing up an octopus and eating it part of it still alive and stuff when >> you're supposed to bring them like, you it was know, good stuff. That's why they do the odd thing. >> She did it. >> To them, it's probably like squid or something like, "Oh, I just chopped up an octopus." Like Christ. >> Yeah, but she was like in the water and alive and she just like kept slicing off his until it was like nothing. It was
kind of gross. Can you imagine? >> Can I tell you my biggest fear ever? Like my deepest darkest fear. Mason, do you want to hear this, Mason? >> Yeah. >> Like the deepest darkest ocean. Like if I was ever like on a boat and like I couldn't even see no land and it was like nighttime and like there was no
land in sight. I'm on a boat. I'll be like get me off this Get me back on land. I must see I never flew on a plane and I've never been on a boat. You know why? Cuz I was born on Earth. I wasn't made to fly. I wasn't made to swim.
>> Okay. So I'm I'm good right here on Earth. Look at that. that you >> look at a little paw. Look at her little paw. >> A look at the paw, man. >> Yeah. I love you guys. Hey, 66 people in chat, by the way.
>> There's probably 15 and 50 of them are >> B. It went to 50. How'd that happen? Like 16 people just left right when I said that. What was that about? >> I know. >> Like all 16 like what is it? marshing band. You guys come in together and you leave together. Come on, guys. >> I don't understand. >> Talk to me, man. Something's happening here. >> Don't torture.
>> You know what they call? >> Can I say one thing without interrupting you? May I say one thing, please? >> If anybody ever asked me to cry on site, I can tell you one thing. Well, there's two things actually made me cry. Have you ever seen the movie Homer Bound? At the end, they're like, "Oh, my dog was too old." Like the other dog and cat
came back, but like the other Labador was just too damn old. And then he comes limping over the hill with like his furry paw like I could cry. But that's not remembering ET when he thinks ET is dead. He's like, "I'll always believe in you, ET. I love you forever, man." And all of a sudden like the flower grows
and ET's heart starts blinking. HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE ALIVE. HE'S ALIVE. >> That makes me pissed ears, man. Go ahead Mason. >> It's like you know what he's talking about. You heard about that? >> It's called ET. You never heard of ET? >> I know what ET is. Yeah. >> Remember Mason when he thought ET was
dead, then his heart started glowing again. He's like, he's actually alive. But remember remember the best part was like they thought those people that were after the aliens were trying to catch him. So like we got to sneak ET back to his home base and like let him fly back home and they flew on their bikes. >> Flew in the air.
>> I haven't seen him in a long time. So I mean I don't really know too much about it now. Psych. >> Yes, >> I will stand by your alien. >> The thing is Psych, I know about ET, but it's like I haven't really checked it out like you know that much. So like I
can't really remember stuff like now. >> But me, you'll remember this when I say it. Let me The last thing I'll say about the movie ET. Remember the scene in ET when he was like blending in with like the baby dolls? It was like a bunch of baby doll's heads and like one of the heads was ET like, "Hey, you're an alien. Damn it. I can see you." >> Wasn't ET like a kind of ugly?
>> There was like a scene where the kale are stuffed animals and ET was trying to act like a stuffed animal to like the parents didn't know like, "Hey, we got a alien in our house." They were trying to keep it from the parents. >> I don't know. It's hard to remember that, Joe. I can't remember now. >> Oh, said you know what really me up? One time my mom walked off walked in when I was jerking off, man. She walked
right off. >> Were you the guy from American Pie? I saw that scene. >> Were you having sex with the chocolate cake? >> Mason, I was having sex with a cake and my mom walked right in on me. But >> that's crazy, man. >> Yeah. >> I'd say, "Hey, mom, you want a piece?" That's disgusting, actually. >> Yeah, that's kind of crazy, man.
>> Oh, we can get real crazy here, big dog. We can get real. >> Has that ever happened to you before? >> That's what ever happened to me before. >> Have you ever been having sex with that? >> What's the craziest thing that happened to you, Mason? Like, what's the craziest thing that ever happened to you when your parents caught you doing it? >> I don't remember. It's been too long, so I can't remember.
>> Remember when you were um you ever jerking off on your >> Yeah. She's so sweet. >> What did you say? Have >> you ever been jerking off in the living room and your mom walked out in the middle of the night? No, it never happened. >> That never happened. >> No, that sounds a little suspicious, Mason. That sounds like it did happen.
You sound a little suspicious. Like, oh, that never happened. >> Yes or no, Mason. Did your mom catch you whacking off? Yes or yes? >> No. >> The answer is no, Joe. >> Well, yes or yes. Well, I wouldn't know if it happened and saying, "Son, let me show you how it's
really done." >> There you Psyche. God, you beast. >> Look, look, there's there's Oh, there's Jimmy. Jimmy Ruby Jimmy or that old dirty bastard. Is that old fat old dirty bastard? >> It's Ruby Jimmy. This is These are guys from West Virginia. This is like ghost
type of guy. They're called Twinks, but they're like these spiders. And one of them was in >> Oh my god. People passed out. >> Oh my god. That was an ass cheeks. That was a cheeks. >> I don't know. >> That was a cheeks. Mason. >> Mason, what was that last picture? That was disgusting, man. >> Did it look like a set of ass cheeks,
Mason? Yes or yes? >> Uh, yes it did. Rob. Yeah, it did. Disgusting man. >> I don't know. I like this channel, though. It's called um >> Do you know what I like to say to Bea Mason whenever I see Beeta live? I'm like, "Beta, can I see your brown eye?" And she's like, "My brown eye?" Like, "I have two brown eyes." I'm like, "No,
Bea, your brown eye." She's like, "What do you mean, Joel? This and that. I mean, you're bitch." All right. I'm sorry.
You think he's a good story? Yeah, that's a real story. >> I got a story. >> I got a story. Go ahead, Mason. Tell a story, big dog. >> No, Joe. It's okay. If you want to talk, you can. >> No, I would like to hear your story, Mason. I would love to hear a story, man. >> I'm just saying you're telling a good story. So, I'm just saying you can go like with it. You can still go along
with it. >> Mason, can I tell you a real story? This real story. Mason, I'm talking. Can you listen to me? Can you listen to me, Mason? >> Yes. >> One time I was really down. I was really depressed. I lost a family member and I was really down in my brothers.
And I went on Beata's panel and she was the sweetest angel that I ever could ask for. So I never ever could talk about Beeta cuz she's an angel on this earth. So if you ever talk about Bea, B. Oh my god. Who was that? Oh my Christ. Ball's at right now. Balls that. Thank you.
>> There. There you go, Joe. You like that? >> Come on, Psyche. >> When I talk to >> But I mean that bea's been there for all of us. So I don't want nobody up here talking >> Joe, I know how to be nice to >> fart. He farted. >> No, no, no, no,
>> Joe. I'm using Yeah, the third eye is what I meant. Sorry, Mason. I'm getting all worked up by the third eye. >> No, but Joe, I'm pretty good when I talk to Bea. Like, I'm usually nice to her. I don't really do anything wrong. >> One thing I love about Bea is whenever you smoke a blunt, you do a screaming
eagle. And that's when you have a little tiny piece of the blunt and you just suck it down your gullet. And that's called a screaming eagle. Lori. Lori. Cat. You understand that? Cat, I can see your ears are burnt up. You for real. Do you understand me? >> Thank you little
sweet little beast. >> Why are you wearing a plaid jacket cat? I thought you were dressed like Bane. Come on. That cat is grunge. >> So, where's your other cat? The only cat you have right now. >> Oh, well, Lenor's right here. Um I think um Cris went outside and Rudy is under
the table like he usually is right here. >> Everybody's throwing up >> in the chat. Everybody's like puking. What's going on there? >> Because I showed that up >> behind his head. This guy Eddie Hall. >> Oh, he just fell here.
I see it again. Watch. You imagine this guy >> being 2020. B that right now. >> There you go. >> B that piece of >> Here you go. >> like is that your girlfriend right Is it there? It looks like your girlfriend.
>> It is. Yeah. >> Oh, Mason. He's curling her hair. You found yourself. That's her right there. >> It is. I like you, Mason. Mason's getting to go at Mason. Get on his ass. Get him, Mason.
>> Why is that cat? >> I don't know. You like that, Lola? My baby girl. >> You know what's crazy, Mason? That cat is less hairy than Beeta. That's what's kind of crazy. And that cat's cover. >> How's the cat less hairy than Vita? The cat has a lot of hair on it.
>> You got to see it to prove it. You got to see it. Proof. Proof's in the pudding, man. Proof is in the pudding. >> I don't know how that makes any sense, though. No, because the cat has a lot of fur on it, so it should be like a lot of hair. >> Well, she's furry. She's a furry woman. >> Think about it, Jimmy. Think about it. Low. It's like, so that's the only cat you
have with you right now. You don't have your other cats. >> Yeah. Well, Lenor's right here. Lenor, are you over there? Here we can see Lenor. Oh, >> Where's Lenor? >> Lenor, you see her? Look over here. >> Books. When's the last time you read those books? >> Uh, I read all the time. You saw books or Oh, look.
>> My books, by the way. My books. >> I have a lot of books here. That's my perks. >> Yeah, >> Mason. I have three books. >> You have three books. >> Yeah, one's the Bible and the other one is the um Alistister Crowley's Devil Cookbook.
>> What did she say? Reality Nancy, what'd she say? Was she >> That's not cool. I >> I didn't know you read though, Joe. You like you like to read? Well, >> I read in Braille. I have to feel it with my fingers. I'm gonna go check you guys.
How does it feel talking to a blind guy? >> Mason, you're actually talking to a blind human being. >> Yo, what? >> I'm actually bl I'm being serious. I'm blind, bro. You talk to me. >> No, you can't be. That doesn't make sense. >> I am. I'm actually blind, man. I don't have eyeballs. Look at my eyes. Do I
look like I have eyeballs? Like I'm blind, bro. >> I'm being serious. I've always >> That's one thing I always loved about Psyche. Always lets me up here even though I'm blind. He's like, "Oh, Joe, like what are you looking at?" I'm like, "Nothing. I'm blind, asshole." >> Joe, you can't be blind because you you look normal earlier. >> No, I'm just kidding. I can see you. I'm
just kidding. I have eyes. >> No, I know you do. >> Why were you going to say, "What did I do earlier? What? I said I saw his cat or something. >> Wait, what? >> When I said I was blind, you were like, "No, you can't be blind, Joe." Cuz like you did something earlier. Like what? How did you know I wasn't blind, Mason? >> Because right now you're not doing that.
So it looks like you have eyes right now. So how can you be blind? You know, >> this looks like I have eyes. Does this look like I have eyes to you? >> No. >> Where is my eyes? >> That's what I'm saying. It doesn't look the same as before. >> Where are they, Mason? >> They're not They're not there. >> They're not there. Damn it.
>> F. Yep. My eyes just did an F. L. Somebody write eyes. L. Joe's eyes just took an L. Damn it, Joe. He left us though. Psych went away. Do you know why he went a way Mason?
>> No. >> Cuz I'm about to take a butter knife and cut my eyes out. And he didn't want to see it. >> See it, Mason. Then stay here. >> Stay here for about three more minutes and see if I have eyes when I come back. >> That's not right to do that. Don't do it. >> DON'T DO IT. DAMN IT.
What do I need these eyes for? >> So you can see >> I've seen hell >> and I've seen heaven. >> Okay, guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys. I just want to play something real quick. >> Everybody calm down. That's your >> guys. I just want to play something. Uh, hold on. Listen to this. Can you hear
this? Okay, listen. >> This better be beautiful. Okay, here.
>> It's a orders hat, you Whoever said that. >> No, it's Joe. You need to see
Amaz.
>> Did anybody hear that? >> No. >> Before you depart. >> No, never mind. Nobody heard it. >> I heard somebody sounded shitty. >> Like I was telling Joe that there's no way you could get rid of your eyes because you need them to see. >> You can't hear it. Hold on, guys. >> We've seen enough. We've seen enough,
man. When you when you're 42 years old, I've seen things for 40 years. >> Hold on, guys. Guys, can you give me a second? Hold on one second. >> All right. Give him a chance. Go ahead, Psyche. You have like dotted like white dots around your picture. >> Hold on. Hold. >> All right. Go ahead. One second. One second. Um,
I closed it. Okay. Hold on. Okay. Listen. Listen to this. This is just crazy. This is our DJ Electra. Hold on.
Hold on. Never mind. Oh, I just can't take it anymore. >> Oh, we waited that long and now never mind. like they ain't going to make me wait that long and then say never mind. >> It was just >> Okay. Well, it was Alexandra saying, "Oh, DJ Electra, you're down with the clown. You're someone who's abusive to me. Like, I was never abusive to her. I
don't understand what she's talking about." And then she's like, "Oh, she's making >> I'm sorry, Electra. I don't know what that's about. I I mean, that's just really I mean, what I Alexandra What? What are you doing? >> What are you doing, Alexandra? Like,
really? You know who's being abusive? You are. Okay. That was abusive. >> Stop abusing him, Alexandra. Stop. >> No, no, no. She's abusive to DJ Electra. And that's upsetting to me. And it's like, >> oh, well, stop. Yeah. Why am I She's abusing DJ Electra. That is so rude. >> She said she said, "Fuck you, DJ Electra." And she said, um, like, oh. and then made made an insult about her
music and stuff like that. And then she said I was abusive to her and all this this that Alexandra that's nut that's being nuttier than a fruit cake right there. I don't know. >> Jealousy of jealousy. >> DJ Electure made that awesome intro song, man. Awesome intro song. >> I love it. I love it. >> The original intro song. I mean the original one back in the day.
Like >> Alexandra, how was I abusive to How was I abusive to you, Alexandra? I I just don't understand. I don't understand. Like, I didn't do anything to you. I I apologize to you the next day. >> Not questioning. >> I don't understand. You're being mean to Electra. What's the next? You're going to be mean to Reality Nancy next, right? I don't know. >> There's no reason for that.
>> I'm charging my No, 2020 is right. I'm actually charging my cowboy hat right now. I'm charging this up. As soon as it's on charge, I'm going to go crazy. He was getting abused actually. Who was abused? >> Well, I think that DJ Electra was just
abused by Alexandra and that's upsetting to me because she didn't do any. All she did was be probably be nice to her and it's like what? Like what is that that that's the things people get? It's like people supported her. I mean, it's like I don't know. I don't know. I don't like that. >> Psyche. One time I told Alex I would saber in a fire before I ever burn a building and she like made a video like
Joe would save me in a burn fire and like the next week she was like Joe like it was I don't even want to say what she she called me every worst name in the book you can think of. So you don't take it personal. It just happens with her. >> Who the hell just said I was blind in uppercase letters?
Who in the just typed an old cat? >> You're not allowed. Yeah, she all she said was hi. So, you're not even you're not even allowed to say hi to somebody. You can't. And Electra was really really supportive of you. I mean, I don't know, Alexandra. It's like you're doing some of this stuff to yourself. Okay, you really are. Because,
you know, I apologized and I would never I'm not abusive. I loved you and I still love you and it's like um it's really upsetting to me that you're acting like this. >> I love you too, man. I love you too, dog. >> I'm just saying. Am I blind? >> Do I have eyeballs? Like obviously I have eyeballs. Look, there's eyeball. I
got blue eyes. Look. >> Oh, stroke. Stroke off. God rest your soul. She is going after Stroke off. She's like now she's accusing him of child murder. >> God rest your snowboard. >> She's like she's like saying he's responsible for somebody's child. I mean, I just like this is really cra it's it's going too crazy. I can't take it.
>> One thing I will say about Alex, at least she's smart enough to not go hang out with that loser stroke off. At least Alex has a brain in her head. >> Well, she wasn't until like yesterday and then she saw him like doing >> Yeah, cuz she she smarted up. She saw this smoking whippets, doing drugs every day. Why the is Alex
going to travel halfway across the country to meet this who's doing drugs in front of kids? He was doing drugs right in front of kids, man. >> No, he wasn't. He wasn't in front of him. He was in his car. The kid afterward making it was like it was like pretty harmless, but >> Oh. Oh, it was a harmless little whippid
joke. Really, Psych? Really, man? >> The kid's father cheese sandwiches and like that and the kid comes in and say it smells like rotten eggs. >> I don't know. That don't sound like a joke to me. That don't sound like a funny joke. >> Alex, you're doing a reign of terror. What's What's this reign of terror about? Why'd you change like this? I
mean I mean it's like I never saw this side of you really. You were like such a sweet, cool, funny, like funny as hell like lady. I mean, I was like I I watched an eight hour stream on Blogger. I've like never you I mean she was so funny. Now she's like >> okay. >> She's being mean.
>> It's okay. >> She just drinking. She just drinking. It's She does love you, Psyche. She's just drinking beer. Alex is a Alex does care about you. She just She gets a little drunk. Maybe she gets a little worked up, but you know deep down inside she cares about you. >> But no, she doesn't because she won't even like take my apology. She won't I mean nothing. I mean it's like okay well
I apologize man. She if she's being like that then maybe something is wrong with her. Maybe >> I don't know. I think she was abducted by aliens >> by like a mean alien >> like like you know South Park >> like a mean alien. The aliens like mean that's like what she acts like. I don't know. It's weird. >> Oh, it's stressful. It's stress. I'm
sorry. >> You know, one time, Psyche, this is like two months ago. I'd said it before, but Alex was like kissing up on my ass like, "Oh, Joe." And I love you, Alex. I'm I'm giving you, this actually made me feel so good. >> He's doing it right now. I'm trying to tell you, >> I'm trying to tell you, don't don't talk to me with your Adam's apple. Sit back
and relax. >> Alex said, "I'm the most care guy. I would have her back. And she Alex actually said if their building was on fire, I would carry Alex out of the building. And you know what? That still is true. That still is true. I would carry Alex. >> BG is projecting again. BG, what's wrong?
>> I would be like, you know what, Psyche, you can wait, I'm counting Alex out first. You can sit up here and wait, Psyche. I can only carry one person at a time. >> He's saying that he watch out for her and sit. Yeah. >> Okay. Tiny. I actually heard a rumor psych that I saw somebody saw BG doing sit-ups under a 57 Chevy. Is that true?
>> See, it's not funny. BJ, see right there? That's not a funny joke. >> Rewind like five minutes. Rewind like five minutes. >> I turned it on. I I'm here. I saw I I'm shocked. I'm shocked at what I'm seeing. I'm absolutely shocked. >> You just turned it on? Well, I've been turned on for the last half an hour. >> You've been turning me on.
>> Where did God go? Is Gotti still here? >> No, he left like several several hours ago actually. >> Um yesterday. >> Guys, can you do me a favor? >> Never come back, though. Why didn't he come back? >> I don't know where he was. >> He probably has better things to do. >> Guys, do me a favor. >> Can you do me a favor and join my uh my
my community on school.com sk I'm going to sh show the link. It's free. Do we got to create an email? I'm not doing if I got to make a new email and >> You do not have to make a new email. It's >> all right. I'll join then. >> Okay. Right here. Here's the link. >> Well, I'm not going to do it right now. I'll do it like tomorrow when I'm >> Okay. Well, whatever. But it's free.
>> My school community. Um, it'll be like a lot of cool stuff. She has the what? >> I don't I don't know. >> Can you guys do me a favor? >> Can you like join my gang? I have like a gang I'm starting. I can join. I want to join your gang. Can I? I'm invited. >> I love you guys to join my gang. >> Like I don't know about like joining
like YouTube like things or whatever. Psych said, but if you get Mason, you're more than welcome to join my gang. Dunk. >> It's school. It's called school and it's free. >> I've never heard of you have to fist fight somebody. Mason, you have to fist fight somebody to get in. >> Try it. There's actually a lot of free communities on there and they do like a
lot of cool um stuff. Like it's like just basically like free better than real school I think. >> I thought you'd rather just do Streamyard though. Like why why do you school day? >> I might be moving over to school. I don't know. >> You don't want to stay >> You can't really afford Streamyard. >> I can't afford it anymore. No, it's $45 a month. It's way too expensive. So
that's why you're quit. >> I don't quit. No, say that's why you're split. I'm I'm gonna be on both. Probably. I need to promote my school through streamer, but nobody nobody from here has joined yet. And I don't know. I'm trying. But you know what? There's people there with like 50,000 DJ. I've known Alexandra for a few years now. What she did doesn't surprise me. It's
been done to all of us. Has she has she flipped on you, Nancy? And how did you get back in her graces? Because it's like it seems to me impossible. She just like I don't know. >> Yeah. Help us. Nancy, help us. Get back. >> Nancy, can you can you don't don't go over there and say anything. She She's on a war path right now. Wow. I've never seen her this angry like she is pissed off about this stroke off thing, but I could have predicted this and I'm I
don't not I don't have to be a psychic to predict that that big bear trip. >> I kind of do agree with her psyche. Like he was doing whippets and Like she's going to go visit him and he's doing whippets with kids. Like I wouldn't go like visit his He's doing whippers with eggs. >> Electra, it seems like it's Can you like bipolar? I don't I don't want to diagnose anybody. >> You're bipolar, Electra. >> Thank you.
>> Because But I don't know. I want to get it back. I need to get on the other side of the poll, though. Like, because it's like I've just been relegated to this negative poll and I want to be back on the good p. >> Not a pole you can get on the other side of. >> Oh, let me let me get on it right now. Hop. I'm just kidding. Oh gosh. What what is going on with this world? It's just going crazy. I know I
was there. I like, believe it or not, I've actually been on almost all her streams watching just to observe because I'm observant person, you know, and uh I saw she was nice to you and then she's like gone the other and I know and then it's like this whole >> she loved you. Well, Alexra, does that remind you of anybody? Like a live streamer that says like, "Oh, you're
beautiful. I love you." Does that remind you of anybody? This and that. >> This about your mom earlier. What about your mom? >> That was amazing. You gotta go in, man. That was actually good. It reminded me my mom. >> That was my big sis. That was my big sister. >> Thanks a lot, Mason. You actually got a good one in. >> It's like you're saying something about your mom earlier, right?
>> No, it wasn't my mom. It was my sister. That was my sister. >> You're talking your sister? >> Yeah. I love my sister. My sister's a good woman. And >> you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know um what's going on with this world. It just seems like it's like a little bit going cruel. Hey, why is there 47 people in chat and no one's chatting? Is I don't b the chat. >> Come on, guys. Have a little gumbian and say something. At least put a little
heart in the chat. Like at least put eyeballs in the chat. Let me know your heart. Like it's like yes we I mean it's like I think people are very protective of the like I think even like stroke off on his worst day like is like not trying to to corrupt or hurt any youth or anything like that or like a lot of people but it's like people are going you know what I call I call it cuckoo for cocoa puffs right people are going like just oh my god PDF PDF PDF it's
like everybody it's like it's like oh Donald Trump I mean it's like Joe Biden it's like everybody you can't like get no hug anybody I mean it's like it's people just going nuts it's like >> poison poison You didn't say juvenile for like the ninth comment in a row. Like stop saying juvenile, creep. >> Like, so you don't think I'm mentally like challenged or anything like that? >> No, Mason.
>> No, I think you're mentally challenged. >> I do. I think you're mentally big dog. >> No, he's not. He knows you're 3 plus three. >> That's not That's not baby him. Mason, you obviously have mental issues. Come on. >> It's like I answered the 3 plus three and I told you it was six earlier. >> You got it right. What's 6 * 6? What's 6 * 6, Mason? What's 6 * 6?
>> 6 * 6 is 36, right? >> Hey, damn. All right. All right, Albert Einstein. All right, Albert Einstein. >> Braggadocious. >> It's called Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs where it's it's going a little bit overboard with the you know, everybody's like
scary person, right? It's like, >> well, what's 27 time 13, Mason? >> I don't know that one, though. >> Well, >> that was a little too far. I don't even know that one. I don't even know. >> 20 that little up. >> I'm glad I don't have kids because >> what happened? >> Yeah. >> What happened to what happened to goat
them? Where is he? >> Gotham. I think it's in India. >> Goat. >> Yeah, he's the goat. He's the goat. >> He's a goat. All right. Yeah. Well, he's a really cool guy actually. Like um I really like goat them. >> He's from India. >> South India. >> He's probably eating grass right now. He's probably munching on like a
somebody's front lawn. Get a goat. He's a grass. >> I'm a goat. I'm a Capricorn. >> But Alexander's a goat, too. Alexander and I have the same birthday. That's why I don't quite understand what's going on because maybe I don't know. I mean, I shouldn't I be going just as crazy? Maybe I am. I don't know. I don't know. Um, but hey,
I don't know what >> is she barren. >> That's actually that's kind of fair. Like is she >> like a robber like a rubber baron or like a like a a mogul? Which kind of baron or >> like itching your face >> baron? Like you were just itching your face like that? >> Yeah. >> Face itcher. >> I'm a face itcher. >> Yeah. Yeah. Let's not talk about like
that. That's like really personal. But you know, it's like No. No, no. You know what? But you know what? She said that because people were saying, "Oh, oh, hold on. I'll be right back. I'll be right back." >> No, go ahead. Be right back. But Poison, you're crossing the line, Poison. You went You went a little too far, Poison. You're crossing the line, buddy. So,
you're a cool guy, but you crossing the line, pal. And if you want to cross it again, that'll be the last time you cross it. So, bet it let it be known. You cross it again. And that's it. You got one more chance to cross this line. If you want to do it,
you're dead. I'm never coming to the NFC. Jamie, don't even say that, Jamie. That's rude to even say. I'm always AFC, sweetheart. Don't you ever say that, Jamie.
What's going on, Mason? Like me and Kim, before Kim left, I made her watch this video, Jamie. Like the Ravens had a tribute video for John Harbaugh like, "Thank you." And it showed like all these clips of John Harbaugh like being our coach and like loving our team. And I cried and Kim was
like, "Why are you crying?" I'm like, "This football is my life, you bitch." And she's like, "Why you call me a bitch?" I'm like, "Get out of my house, you whore." She's like, "Why you call me a whore?" I was like, "Get out." >> Well, what about my damn >> That's That's what went wrong is what I'm trying to say. >> Excuse me. What you just
>> That's what went wrong is what I'm trying to say. Oh, it's all going to go wrong. Football is life. Thank you, Jamie. You took the words right out of my chest. Thank you, Jamie. You took the words out of my mouth, sweetheart. I'm not even going to talk anymore. Cuz
Jamie just took the words >> What happened, man?
Mason. >> Yeah. >> When that ball is hyped and it's second and eight and you're like, "Come on, boys. Get three yards. You make it third and short. It's the playoffs. Every yard counts. It ain't regular season no more. This the actual
playoffs. Every first down, every yard. And you live and you die with it, You die with it. >> Joe, why'd you say you didn't want to talk anymore just while ago? >> I'm not going to talk. I'm just going to snarl from now on. Okay. >> Okay.
>> I'm actually going to use I'm going to use like hand signs for now. Okay. And here's one right there for you. Oh, amazing. Good boy. You get me serious. The Broncos at least I will say one thing. The Broncos didn't have their
quarterback. They had Bo Nicks. But I listen this what I do say. The Broncos still would have lost. But at least they would have went out fighting. You imagine how shitty it has to be to go to the AFC Championship game and your quarterback blows his ankle out the game before the like, >> "Wow, we made it to the championship
game, but my quarterback blew his ankles out." Like, wow, >> I blew my ankles out. >> I blew my ankles out, Mason. But it was dancing to the Backstreet Boys. Like, I want it this way. broken ankles and then my ankle just snapped soon as I
started to do that Backstreet Boys dance. My ankle just >> You can't be serious, man. >> Tell me why.
>> Mason. >> Yeah, >> I want it that way. Okay. >> Tell me why. >> Yo, he left he left us again, man. >> Yeah. Like why what what are we like his little puppets? Like he leaves us up
here like his little pups. I got something he can pet. >> You want it that way? I know. >> Oh no. I don't even want it that way. They said, "I need I need it that way." >> You need it that way.
>> You don't want it that way, though. You need it that way. >> Is anybody in the chat old enough to know the guy named Puck that used to be in The Real World? There was a show on MTV called The Real World. There's a guy named Puck. So, if you remember that, you're old as hell and I don't want to know you. You old piece of
We don't care, Poison. We're talking about football. >> Thank you, DJ. >> You've been watching football? >> No, I like about football. Yeah, I haven't been watching it though.
You actually said the video in 2020 for the real world. That's cool as And they like they're like, "No, we don't need you 2020. You're actually mentally insane. We don't want you in the panel." Like that was that like the real world was the original panel. It was like six people just like meeting up or whatever. It's like I don't know. I'm pretty drunk.
Mason.
>> Hi guys. Here I have something for you.
The ancient days when the great stupa at Sanchi still smelled of fresh stone and wet lime, there was a city called Vidisha. People from all walks of life, pilgrims, mothers, tired traders came to circle the stupa. They believed it held not
just holy relics but protection. Carved on its gateways were figures that seemed alive in the torch light. Yaxis, the tree spirits, guardians of fertility and the living world's hidden wealth. Some saw them as blessings, others as warnings.
Our story begins not with a bang, but with a quiet absence. A merchant named Samudra arrived at dawn to make his offering. He wasn't a prince or a warrior, just a man who moved goods along the old roads. But when he reached the stupa, he found a crowd under the eastern gateway. A
monk stood with a face as composed as carved stone. On the ground, where a small offering box should have been, there was only dust. Quietly, Simudra wondered aloud, "Someone stole from a stupa." The monk replied, "Stole or took?"
His eyes drifted toward the gateway to one particular carving, a yakshi in a graceful pose, her hand touching the branch of an Ashoka tree. In those days, people knew the old stories. Yakshas and Yakshas and Yakshas, nor were they demons, atrisis. They were the in
between ones, nature's nobles, and everyone knew the most dangerous truth. If a spirit guards a place, it guards it from thieves, but also from the wrong kind of worship. That night, Simudra stayed, not out of bravery, but stubbornness. Ais, he told himself,
"I've crossed forests where bandits breathe like wolves. a taze. I will not be chased off a holy hill by a rumor. He waited until the lamps dimmed and then climbed back up alone. The stupa in the moonlight was enormous and quiet. He walked the path around it clockwise
until he reached the Ashoka tree near the railing. The leaves whispered. He set down his incense, placed his coin on the earth, and spoke not a chant but simple words. If something has been taken, let it be returned. If someone is hungry, let them
be fed. If this hill is guarded, let the guard hear me. The air changed. Not cold, not hot, just dot dot dot different. A soft laugh rose from the tree. So close it felt like it happened inside his ribs. A woman's voice said,
"You ask like a merchant and like a monk. It's unusual. Simudra turned. No footsteps, no rustle of cloth. But there she was, standing where there had been only shadow. A woman adorned like the old sculptures with eyes as
bright as wet leaves. Her hand rested on the Ashoka branch. Yakshini, he asked, steadying himself. Some call me that, she replied. Some call me the one who waits. Did you take the offerings? Kaya. I took what was offered falsely.
Offerings are offerings. Simudra argued. Kay as she smiled slightly. His stolen grain still grain. His poison still milk. Simudra felt his merchants pride rise. Then checked it. This was something older than his bargaining habits. Then why show yourself to me?
Because you spoke like someone who understands value. Tell me, Salty, what does this hill protect? The relics, he answered. And what do the relics protect? Simudra hesitated. He thought of the anxious mothers, the
weary travelers, the monk's calm face, the people, he said. The Yakshini's gaze softened. Good. Now tell me, why do you believe thieves keep coming? Cuz they're greedy. She laughed gently. Greedy is a surface
word. Listen. Down in the town, a man calls himself a donor. He gives with one hand and takes with the other. A tea pays watchmen to look away. He makes offerings to be seen, not to be clean. Tonight he will come again believing the
stupa is a bank and the spirits are decorations. Then let the king punish him. Simudra said, "Kings punish bodies. I punish intentions." "Okay." Simudra felt the hill tilt into a lesson. "What do you want from me?" he asked. "Okay, I
want a witness who is not paid. Go down to the city, visit the donor's house, speak to his servants. You merchants know how truth leaks. And when you find what he has taken, bring it back. If I do this, what do I get? The Yakshini's eyes narrowed,
amused. There's the merchant again. You get to leave this hill without carrying a stain you can't wash off. At dawn, Samudra went down. He did what merchants do. He asked small questions, offered a coin for tea, and listened. By midday,
the truth emerged from a trembling servant. The donor kept a locked chest filled with coins taken from the stupa s offering box. Kundra returned to the hill before sunset carrying the chest. The monks gathered. The crowd watched. When the chest was opened, the coins
spilled out like visible shame. See the head monk bowed not to Simudra but to the invisible laws of cause and consequence. In this world, he said, some thieves steal for hunger, some steal for habit, some steal to prove they can. Sudra
looked toward the Ashoka tree. He saw nothing, but the leaves stirred, though there was no wind. That night, he returned again, compelled by a feeling he couldn't name. She appeared, stepping out from the shape of the carving itself. You returned it, she said. You
already knew I would. No, I hoped. So, there's a difference. So, you're a guardian of the stupa Yaksa's guard. Yakinis bless and bind a taste. Let me tell you what the artists never carve. The true treasure isn't the coin. It's
trust, taste. And trust is what thieves actually steal. Smudra felt that land in him like an arrow. He'd spent his life tracking value, purity, profit. Here was another economy entirely an economy of intention. Then why carve you on the
gates? He asked. Why put you in stone? Because the human mind forgets what it cannot touch, she explained. So the old builders gave you reminders, a tree maiden to say. Life is not separate from holiness. A smile to say. Devotion can be joyful, strong stance to say
abundance is not shameful when it is honest. And this is the deepest secret. They placed us at the threshold because thresholds are where people lie to themselves. They say, "I'm here for blessings, but their pockets are full of schemes." What happens to the donor? He will be
confronted by daylight, which is a harsher judge than any spirit. His power will thin. That is enough. And what happens to me? The Yaksheni stepped closer, her presence smelling of crushed leaves and lamps smoke. You will go back to your roads. But now when you pass a
grove and feel watched. You will remember not every watcher is hunting you. Some are guarding what you keep trying to ruin. She lifted her hand. The Ashoka tree blossomed, a few petals falling onto Samudra's shoulder like a quiet blessing. Then she was gone. In
her place was only the stone carving, silent and eternal. But Simudra knew better now. He had met the thing behind the symbol. And once you've met a yakshini, the world never looks fully ordinary again. Finesse. If you ever walk a temple path and see a yakshi
carved into a pillar, remember what the old hill teaches. Some guardians don't bar the door with force. They test the truth of your heart. Because the real offering isn't what you place in a box. It's what you stop doing when no one is watching. Thanks for listening. If you enjoyed this story, please like and subscribe for more.
What? Bac had no meaning or substance. What' you say? What' you say? Good night, guys.
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