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Psyche delivers an absurdist musical monologue depicting a chaotic astral gathering populated by surreal characters—raccoon tarot readers, skeleton DJs, demons in Hawaiian shirts, and possessed wombats—set to an energetic, comedic intro track for the Cult of Psyche.
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Observers see the surface.
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Browse era →I walked into the temple wearing Crocs and a velvet cape. Saw a raccoon reading tarot yelling, "Bro, your aura is great." Crystal ball was full of Mountain Dew and nic smoke. A skeleton DJ play the Lamin and told a dirty joke. I got none
sold in lightning for $39.99. Said sign here in dragon blood and everything will be divine. Some dude named Kevin summons bez by accident. Now demons in Hawaiian shirts are asking where the bathroom went. Everybody chanting weird stuff backwards
in the rain. Somebody's grandma crowd serving, screaming, "Open up the veil." The moon looked down embarrassed like I do not know these men. Then Psyche rode a shopping cart straight through the astral plane. WELCOME TO THE CULT of psyche. Candles melting on the Harley.
Laughing with the shadow. People at the haunted after party. Tarot cards and disco lasers. Goat head and motivational speakers. Everybody levitating badly. Open fire pizza and tequila. >> Oh no. >> The oracles possessed again.
>> Oh yeah. >> Playing violin. Welcome to the cult of psyche where enlightenment gets weirder. We got forbidden knowledge store inside a Taco Bell. A wizard cursed a soda machine. Now it only spits our spells. There's a vampire in the parking lot who only drink trouble. A possessed womba chanting Latin wallet headbutts crystal skulls. An ancient monk from Atlantis
started beef on live stream chat cuz somebody called a sacred robes. A table cloth from habitat. Meanwhile, psych out of broken TV sets giving cosmic life that chain smoking mars. Protect your piece. The raccoon cried then stole somebody's wallet. A demon did a kick flip past the person
mechanical parad. The eye of it started blinking through the rhythm of the base and every weird rejected soul was dancing face to face. Welcome to the cult of psychic where the prophets f dramatically. Skeleton march
band playing doom rifts automatically go discover
damation. Welcome to the cult of psychic. Astro Walmart gladiators laughing under neon pentagrams with psychic alligators. If the world outside is boring, come get strange and disappear.
>> Welcome to the psychic. We're here to show this side of fear.
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