Psyche attempts to ask @thingthatis a single question but is blocked by Boston Bridget on another stream, leading her to restream their channel in retaliation; the episode devolves into chaotic cross-panel drama before Psyche debuts AI-generated songs for regulars Untrackable and Apollo.
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Psyche opens the stream explaining she spent over 23 minutes trying to ask @thingthatis one question on another panel but was repeatedly interrupted by Boston Bridget ▶ 0:29▶ 1:13. She demands Bridget's channel name and expresses frustration at being talked over while attempting to 'make peace' ▶ 1:43▶ 2:01. Psyche asks chat to retrieve @thingthatis so she can ask her question without interruption on her own show ▶ 3:33▶ 3:42. After @thingthatis doesn't appear, Psyche restreams the other panel's content under claimed fair use ▶ 10:31▶ 13:05, revealing them mocking her appearance and making personal attacks ▶ 13:44▶ 14:24. The restream captures panelists Joe, Bridget, Bita, and Kim in a heated exchange filled with insults and sexual comments ▶ 15:11▶ 16:05. Psyche pauses to reflect on why she's hated, with a panelist stating it's because she 'don't play their game' ▶ 19:54. The latter half shifts to Psyche generating AI songs for panel regulars: first an 'Untrackable' song depicting him as a hairy, untrackable army cook/Bigfoot hybrid ▶ 35:47▶ 36:31, then an 'Apollo' song portraying him as a Spartan gay club legend ▶ 39:29▶ 40:12. Both songs are played live to panel reaction ▶ 39:23▶ 41:47.
This episode appears to illustrate the porous boundaries between streams in this community — Psyche both participates in and archives the drama of adjacent panels, using restreaming as both retaliation and content. The dynamic suggests a pattern where conflict is not merely incidental but generative: the failed question attempt becomes the premise for the episode, and the restreamed insults become material for commentary. The AI song segment continues the show's pattern of using generative tools to mythologize regulars, transforming panelists into folkloric figures (Untrackable as cryptid, Apollo as queer Spartan warrior). The episode also appears to highlight Psyche's dual role as both antagonist and archivist of the community's interpersonal conflicts.
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Hi, guys.
I was, I just tried peacefully, nicely in about a hundred different ways to ask a thing that is one question without being interrupted by Boston Bridget. Now Boston Bridget, now I found out has a channel. I want her channel name. Okay.
Um, she thinks she got some, if you can interview with my questions and stuff, okay. Okay. So, I'll play the video. Phew. I'm trying. Listen, guys, I tried to be nice. I tried.
I came on peacefully and said, can I ask one question? She kept interrupting. Bita's like, oh, she's just singing and stuff. There's, there's my link. Okay. Um, can I just ask one question? The thing that is, if you can come over to the chat. Okay. I'll wait, I'll wait for like five minutes.
I mean, listen, I'm having problems. You know, it's like, you know, trying, I'm trying to keep it peaceful and quiet. Trying to make peace. I'm not coming. I'm, it's frustrating when I'm trying to talk and she keeps talking over me. I said, can you just ask one question? I think, are there just enough buck with me? I can't.
I think, I think it was like at least 23 minutes. I tried to ask one question. You can go look back at it. I mean, when it goes back on, on a, on the panel versus DODs, but I tried to ask one question. I said, may I ask one question? The thing that is she kept interrupting me. So if he comes over here, I want to ask him the question. There's the stream yard link.
Hey, is it too much to ask one question? What's, what's, what's her fear about me asking one question? That's interesting. I just, I just, I just wondering, I, I didn't have a question for beta. I had a question for Boston Bridget, right then. She thinks she's cute, funny. I mean, I mean, she's disgusting. But yeah. So I have one question. Can you get someone go to betas, asking that is to come here for,
if I can have five minutes at this time. I have one question for him. Just one. I wanted honest opinion about one question. Go to betas, asking that is I have one question. You can go right back there. I don't care. I couldn't ask one question. I would, I would have given beta one question. I would have, I would have, I would have kicked everyone else out.
If she had one question, I would have just kicked everyone out. Just let her ask the question. Not just like have the whole stream is bullying me, which she's just been doing. I know she's a tourist and she's a bully. I said one question for him. I couldn't ask it. She starts seeing. It is laughing. They think it's a joke or something.
I have a serious question for thing that is. Maybe two questions. If someone can go get thing that is. Say I have one question for them. They can answer without interruption on my show. You can go right back there. All in my, all in my life. Just go to betas. Say thing that is he has one question for you. Without interruption. I would never be able to go over there again.
I would never, I would never in my life. Not been, not been able to speak. I mean, that is the, I mean, it just, it feels so wrong. I put myself on the line with also a friend to go over there. Okay. And ask, and ask a question over there. And I was, it was embarrassing. So that's, I guess that was their intention. So I can't, I can't ask a question. No one's going to talk. No one's going to say anything either.
Can someone just like, let me know that they're in here. I said one question for thing that is. Please. I'm not going to be on here past 10 p.m. So. He doesn't come over. I guess that shows where he is with that we can, we can check in with their, with their stream over there. Let me just put on the banner. There we go. We can see how they talk about me. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So. Let's see how they talk about me over there. I'm not assuming you be that I'm just asking a question. I don't hear. I'm, I'm. Well, anyway, so you can't do anything.
About it. Go ahead and try. So be this kid, where's be this kiddys. Be this kiddys. I just ask for one question. I mean, is it that much to ask? Or she just wants to torture me?
Yeah, I'll put it on. I'll put it on. I was wished to be an onto this world and we need her. She's fucking, you know. Yeah. Oh, good. Good. Good. Can I find any finance? Why do I get involved in this? My middle time. Hey, bastard.
We're all fighting over. You need to talk to her right now. She's the last name. Cesar hands. Peter, I don't think so. No. That's a. I think Joseph has to defend me. I don't know. Who the fuck just said I look like him from fucking Salem? I'm going to scroll up to them.
Hold on a second. Look like what? Ham from Salem. What the hell is that? Yeah, we all have to be getting tonight. Oh my God. I think, I think she's got her phone and run off. I know springfield homie, but nobody from mass actually claims fucking
with her and springfields and all them places over there. You said North Hampton, who the fuck goes there? Oh, he has a question. I don't want to embarrass you homies. Nobody claims out there. I'm not mad about him, but who the fuck just told me him? I'm trying to look at the comments.
I'm not going to. I'm not going to be crying about I do black RG. I said it. It's black. He's not black. He's very black. He's funny. Three things. Yeah. Well, he is. Things locked in him to make sure he's not talking.
Oh my gosh. He's so terrible. Bad about. Oh, no. He couldn't say shit here, but like over there, he's snooping, huh? I'm reading a message. I'm reading a message. I have my own. I'm going to do a minute. I'm going to read it from site, everybody. He's showing
the proof. Look, you know, if it's playing this and things have right now, it is at this moment. He realized he's. He's probably putting a curse on you. Yeah, could be. You can't find another one. See, that's the problem. You're handsome, but you can't find the one.
Yeah, that's what it is.
The curse of being too good looking. Right. I know it is. Bita, that's my curse being too good looking.
The man can handle it. Was that you kill? Yep.
It's a with pound dread, but I will say I have been so that the wonderful lady on the snow. Let's listen to them talk. Listen to these people. If you could please help me get a fucking gay fucker off my ass, I will. I will. Just give me the potion that I need.
I got one trivia. How do you pronounce Warchester Shire? Is it just Whiskr or Whiskr this year?
Let's get all the ladies together and we'll be watching. I'm trying to be nice. Friend Bita. Hold on a second. Okay, so I'm not streaming her. I'm trying to switch over. Give me a minute.
You
I'm back. I'll fix it. Hold on. I just want to ask the thing that is one question. It looks like he's not, oops.
It looks like he's not coming over. So I'm going to have to have a discussion with them about that. You can't give me five minutes. I mean, come on. But let's check out what's going on over there. Okay, one second. And this is not, this is um, fair use. Just like she said, it was Sandman's for
use. And so I guess it's for use for me to use her. Sure. Right. I'll spare and love them. Okay, so let me put it on. Okay, if I'm in the stream yard and okay, so let me put his, I hope so. Does it beat his kiddies?
Okay, let's go and ask her one question or him one.
Yeah.
Hi, DeSoto. Yeah, I'm just trying to get to share this real quick. I will be restreaming her. It's all about she's, she, I mean, when the Sandman restreams me, she said it's fair use. And so I looked that up and I was like, yeah, you're allowed to comment and play other people as
long as you're commenting. So she's not scaring me by like saying I can't do it. I mean, so I'm going to do this real quick. Okay, so here's her channel. Let's restream her for a minute and I just want to watch what they're saying. They've RG over there. So RG is going to be banned forever. But okay, here we go.
Hell yeah, there's my boys, son. Can you mute that on Venus? I don't want to hear that. Can you, I don't know about that. And he told us to destroy ourselves, you know,
he just, he's doing all this for attention. It's pretty pathetic. Hey, Joe left. You know what though? I went to my real friends. I don't know about this. My real niggas. What up, brother? What I'm saying is why on these during the middle of August until yesterday.
And then yesterday he came up with some tidy writings on that I think he got from somebody like Goodwill because they're really big on him. And oh my God, there's this fucking whale ever shut up. I never knew whale had a mouth. I never knew whale had a mouth. I'm like, I don't know why he's doing this. Like just get a haircut. Get a haircut. Because he's a whale.
He wants to try and get another try. Hold on one second. I'm on my boy.
Give me that phone. Give me that phone right now. Tell them I'm on my boy's side. I love you.
Is he over there? Company.
The title of his stream is thing that is. I have one question for you.
Fucking ball thing that is. There he is. Good. That's what you want. Give me that phone right now. Let me talk to them. Say that is you're a bald animal.
Why don't you go over there and see what the question is? I'm listening sweetheart. Joe, I got one question for you, Joe. Can I ask you a question, Joe? They're watching me. All right, I have a question. So if you had a friend, right, Joe, and they just wanted to ask you. I don't think I consider that a friend. Yeah, they wouldn't even let you ask it. Can you turn me off the camera please? Thank you, Bridget.
Can you turn me back on? Turn me back on. Let me ask Bridget a question. Bridget, I've never had a friend that had 90 pound knockers. Like each one of her tits weighed 85 fucking pounds.
Fuck you, Bita. Okay, I'm going to turn you off the camera because it's inappropriate. Oh, it's really inappropriate. On Psyche's panel, we can say whatever we want. Thank you, Psyche. Thank you for being a real man and not being like, yeah, you're like all these other people.
You're on a sex test pervert panel, bud. Good for you.
Yeah, you're going to get away with it, of course. Thank you, Psyche. You just broke a cigarette and I'll call it a night. One cigarette. One cigarette.
Can you turn me in favor?
Please come here. Go with your phone. Oh, she's trying to take me home now. Psyche, what was the question that he had? You know, I'm better than you. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. She's sorry. She's so curious. Ew. He's on the panel over there right now. He can just ask her. Oh, you're on the panel over here. No, I know you were talking to Joe. You actually need to go over there and find out. No, I asked Joe to go over there. He's coming in here.
I'm trying to get rid of Joe. Don't you get it? I'm trying to get rid of him once more. That's what you're saying. He's already there.
Oh, he is? Since you're already on the panel, ask him what the question was for thing that is. Jesus Christ.
You motherfuckers ain't going to ask me what to ask my best friend, Psyche. Now if you want to answer the question, why don't you go fucking ask him, bitch? Yeah, I'm going to go now. Hey, I'm just kidding. Oh my god. I love you guys. I'm just fucking kidding. His best friend, by the way. I bet. My best friend. You're actually my best friend. Can you say because you had the biggest press I've ever seen?
So you got the biggest press I've ever seen, Bridget, you're my best friend. and you're a dude. All right. That was funny. Fuck you, actually. You're so funny. I hate you. I always saw this in this hot viewpoint. Women that are good looking like in high school and college. Oh, yeah. We were really fat back then, and that's why we turned funny because we were fat. We wanted everybody to like us. So now we throw up and we're free, and we're still funny because we got,
you know, because we were just fat. Because we were just fat, right? So, fat. But you say that to me every fucking time. I come on this panel, but if you don't get some new fucking jokes, I'm telling you, I'm going to hurt you. This is a penny party. Yeah, it's a European party. We use the same fucking name. I've been avoiding this whole show. We're avoiding it with the joke.
I mean, like, do you think anybody took questions? Did anybody take you to prom? Did you go to prom, bitch? No, get back to video-emotional. Oh, I went to prom, mother fucker. Oh, I went to prom. I went to prom. I went to prom. I went to prom. Oh, my God. Damn, my wife. What? Oh, you went to prom. I don't have a bank account. Don't pull my face to say that. Right. You want to fucking talk shit?
You had to take her because she was so pregnant. Thank you, Psyche. You know what? That would have been a real mother fucker for once. Can you go to prom? Thank you, Psyche. What is that? You want to do prom with a pregnant girl? Sometime, the fucking joining these panels with fake people is a real mother fucker, Psyche. They're evil. They're evil. They're evil. The joke was amazing. Never change, Psyche. Never ever change. Well, I want to pause it real quick.
So I talk to somebody that's probably the sweetest person. Talk to me, Psyche. Go ahead. I know somebody that's probably the sweetest person. We do it, Psyche. We do it wrong now. She's a what? Hold on. No, it's just one team. It's a guy. So she's wrong now. You know why they hate... Can I say one thing, Suggie? You know why they hate you the best? Do you know why they hate you for real? Because you don't play their game. You don't play their fucking game.
And if you play their game, they'd be like, Oh, I love you. Oh, I love you. I think of yours. I'm not retarded. Because Suggie don't play their game. Suggie don't play y'all's game. Yeah. Kim's on the phone with Rob, Bridget, and Bita. So I can talk out loud about it. It's fine. It's fine. I mean, I try to go over there. I just ask the thing that is the one question. I say, can I just ask them what it was?
Ask Bita if her husband is gay. Anthony DeBoerster. Ask Bita that. It is. I mean, every man that is associated with her turns gay. I turn straight, actually. I'm having this little thing. I'm fucking with the owner of the panel. I think I'm gay, actually. Joe, I have a girlfriend now. Oh, shit. Go ahead, Suggie. I'm listening to you, brother. I have a girlfriend now. Oh, hell yeah, bro. I mean, you're fucking, but one time I joined your panel. Go for you.
I was like, is that fucking Johnny Depp? Is that Brad Pitt? And I was like, oh, it's fucking Suggie. I was like, that's fucking Depp. That's parts of Caribbean. That niggas Johnny Depp. He's like, no, it's me, Joe. It's Suggie. It's me. I was like, damn, it's like, you do me a favor. Turn that camera on, because I'm about to get a boner. I think the Island Boys, that's Sam Mann and Heldo. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Hold on, Suggie. I got to call Speedo.
Give me that phone again right now. Give me the phone. Do it. He'll do it. Do it. Tell him that it is to get over here. Yes, you may, Joe. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. Can you hear me? Bita, fuck you. You're a loudmouth loser. Exactly. Bye, Bita. Joe's with me now. Yeah. Oh, I ain't never going nowhere, boy. But Kim, Kim's like loving Bita. All right.
I love you. Oh, you know where to be on camera, Kim? Oh, you know where to be on camera, baby? Girl, take a look. Oh, my God. Look at that. Who's that hot tomorrow? Oh, you're leaving us all. Bridget needs her phone dinner. Give me the phone. Give me the cell phone. Joe Shipley. Joe Shipley. Joe Shipley. You know what you got tonight? You just want a prize.
You just want a prize? You know your prizes? Oh, I thought you said I was crying. I was like, what the fuck? I knew my head, like with the backwards side, it makes my head look longer. Joe, I said you want a prize. Do your prizes? Oh, I need a prize, nigga. I need a prize. You know your prizes, Joe? I have a prize for you. That's what it is.
You know my price to being to stab clumsy. That should be a nice prize. My, Joe, I'm saying I'm gonna talk about you No, nothing. and me in a second. But can you not be like a- Let me say goodbye to them. Let me say goodbye to them. Say goodbye. Say goodbye to them. They're so relevant. Sorry, it's like you're holding up. I'm just trying to say goodbye to my prize. That's so bad. I wouldn't talk to him directly.
He was gonna do it through asking me a question. But you're the media. Pretty obvious. So, you don't get dumb enough. So, as I think you say, you're the media. So, as long as we all understand that, that he doesn't need to rely on us to be trusted. Look at that. Oh, my God. We're all ugly people. But look at Boston. I'm sorry, but sometimes we have $5 or more. $5 or more. The target is right. What? We're all ugly people. I'm looking at fucking bitches.
I'm looking at fucking bitches. Yeah. I'm looking at fucking white target? Fucking ugly. I'm looking at fucking white target. This is right. Right. Okay, she's gone. So ugly. Joe. How am I like this to Boston Bridges? Okay.
What the fuck? What are you doing, Joe? I'm looking at Boston Bridges. You scared the fucking fuck out of me. Okay, guys. I'm about to end. It's such a fun hit. I'm about to close this. Oh, have a good night. Thank you. Thanks for having me on. You're the best. You're the best, Joe. Joe, you're not going anywhere. Joe, stop it. I thought you just said you're about to end it. You just said you're about to end it. No, no, no, no. Hey, stop streaming her. Well, don't play no gay A.I. songs.
I'm not going to sit here and listen to your gay music. I love you, psyche. Joe. But I'm not going to do it. Joe. Joe, I'm about to prove you wrong. Joe, you say it. Joe, you can't just sit up for a minute. Joe, what's your astrological sign? You did it, Sam. I'm listening to psyche. Joe, what's your astrological sign? Go ahead, brother. Excuse me? What's your astrological sign? What? Oh, Gemini. Okay.
I was born in fucking May 13th, May 13th. That's a tourist. Oh, my God. This whole world, I thought I was a Gemini and I'm actually a tourist. No wonder I'm so crazy. I'm just going. I'm going up the rails on the toast. Oh, Joe, I can't yell right now. Joe, can you just come down for a second? Joe, I'm trying to write you a song. I will.
I apologize. No problem. You can tell that you're Canadian. I've got to give her something else. A wine bowl. They're still saying goodbye next to me, like, Kim's over there all beat us bad off. I said, let me get on my phone and go to a real man's panel. And Kim's like, oh, beat us the bottle, Joe. Are you from Canada? Think it is. Are you from Canada?
Hey, fuck Canada. Fuck Canada. Get me that phone right now. Jimmy Joe. No, he's gone. I mean, trying to write him a fucking song. I mean, jeez. I mean, these people have to disrespect me that much. I'm trying to write him a song. And he's like, oh, don't write A.I. Really, Joe?
Joe, I'm really trying to fucking write it for you. Never mind them. Fuck.
I know she's using the thing that is. Oh, Bridges is really awful. So Bridges says she was going to stick her own, her ancestors will sit. Joe, are you going to help me out? I'm going to say, I'll talk to you. I'm trying to write a song. I'm listening to you, nigga. How can I talk when I'm listening to my boy? Joe, Joe. So tell me your favorite place to go, experience or personality favorite.
Tell me something personal. One of my, if I had to answer that question, Suggie, let me tell you that. That's a good question, actually. Yeah. One of my favorite places when I go to the state park, they have here, like in Maryland, there's like the Batapsco State Park. And it has like a river and it's just like, sometimes when you want to get away and like, I'll breathe and leave my phone in my car. Listen to me, nigga. No, no, you ask me a question, nigga. You ask me a question.
I'm still answering. I'm still answering. Oh, no, no. Not two questions when I didn't even answer the first one. Okay, I'll shut up. I'll shut up. Never mind. I'm just trying to do your thing. The point is, what I'm trying to say is, when I go to the park, when I need a break, I leave my phone in my car, bro. Joe. I'm gonna go there, bro. Go ahead. Whoever said that thing is, Suggie is gay. You're right.
Joe, I'm trying to write a song for you and put personal stuff in it. Like, I kind of like, you know, make it customized for you. Bro, I don't see that's, that's where you fuck with me, bro. Like, I don't need a personal song about me. Like, you're making, now you're making fun of me. Joe! You haven't even heard it and you're judging it already? You're making fun of me, bro. You're making fun of me, bro. Joe! Joe! I wrote three songs today. Everyone loved their song. Okay, I have a song for you.
You don't even need to tell me any more. I, now I've written- I'll leave you here. Let Kim hear it, sir. Let me hear it. We both will, sir. Kim, listen to this, please. Go ahead. Is it ready or you gotta make, you gotta think of other things. Joe, Joe, it's not ready yet because I was asking you for more information for it. All right, well, how many minutes do you think it'll be ready? Like, how many minutes will it be here? Do you have three minutes for me, Joe? Uh-huh. Hey, three minutes. Please don't play a song about us.
Can it- can Kim be in it too? Or just about? Of course she's in it. You're in it, baby, girl. She's in it already. Okay, Joe. Tell them that. Tell them that you're gonna play us a song. Tell me to that. Joe! Kim, they're playing us a song, my boy. Joe! Joe! Joe, please shut up. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. I'm having a hard night. Joe, can you just shut up? What kind of style music do you like?
Oh, what style? Gangster rap. Gangster rap. What state do you live in? Oh, what state do I live in? Um, Antarctica. Antarctica. No, no, no, no. I shall stay. It's not gonna dock to you. Oh, an actual Missouri. Missouri. You live in Missouri? You swear? Yes, I don't. Yes, I don't. Have you been- No, you don't. But so you haven't been to the Arches, right?
Oh, I've been to the Arches in St. Louis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been there. Just to forget about it. I'm just gonna cancel the song because you're just being too difficult. I mean, it's like, I was trying to do it for you. I just asked what state. I mean, it's not like, it's not like there's like, you know, there's like millions of people. I literally said I live in Missouri. What's wrong with that? Okay. Oh, you're gonna type that in? Thank you so much, Joe. You're gonna type that right? Yes.
Can you type in that I'm gay? Can you type in that he's gay? Yes, I can. Okay, I'm gonna- I'm gonna add- Well, no, because then the song will be like, he's gay, he's gay, he's gay. I'm adding it, I'm adding it. I'm adding it, I'm adding it. Oh. Now, for real, bro, I'll type that in. Erase that last part. Don't really type that in, nigga. I'm not gonna listen to the song No! if you don't make it. No! Joe, fucking listen to me. I'm having problems right now, okay, with everything. Okay.
You're fucking give me a fucking five minutes to do something nice for you. Yeah, can you do that for me? Okay, well, give me all for five minutes if I'm out of the talk on your panel, bro. All right, Joe! What do you want all that for your fucking over me? I'm from Maryland, retard. Joe! I'm from Baltimore, you fucking asshole. Why do I fucking think I'm wearing a fucking Orioles hat? Why do I fucking think I'm wearing a fucking strap?
Dude! Is Mary Tyler more from Maryland? But she was hot. Who knows? Back in the day, Mary Tyler more. I fucked a living shit out of Mary Tyler. Even when she was old, I probably would have fucked her. Hey, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Let me just say, I can't yell right now. It's now it's turn 10 o'clock. Okay, Joe. Let me just, these are inside voices. Joe, a personal favorite of me. If you ever even cared or anything.
If you ever cared. I care about you, man. Okay, can you just give me, I care. let me tell calmly. I'm not on beat. It's been, I don't want it screaming right now. You're right, you're right, you're right. Please. Okay, thank you so much. All right, I'm whispering. Joe, I'm trying to do something nice. And now I have a, I promised my friend I'd be better than my 10, and it's already 10 on 1. So it's all right. Okay. Can you just give me a few minutes? Okay. Okay. So, okay. I remember. I have the song ready. I have, I have this, Okay. I have this style ready.
Can't wait for hearing. And then like, can't wait to hear it. She will hear it. She will hear it. So what's in Maryland that you like? One, three minutes or two minutes. Okay, never mind, never mind, never mind. It'll be like, it'll be like, okay, it's, it's, it's being made right now. Oh, shit. Like this is the song. How long can I talk to him? Like how long it'll be? Like how long? Damn, just laugh at the fuck I read that. Oh my God. Now I'm going to keep talking and just aggravate it. No, you can talk and just aggravate me. Yeah. I like to aggravate you.
You really just said that? Yeah, I did. And Joe, Joe, do you not see him in a straight, Yeah, I did. state of stress and aggravation at the moment? Do you need to do it more? You're not in a straight state of mind because you're looking gayer than ever. Joe, Joe, you ain't a straight state of mind. You're a nigger motherfucker. Joe, listen to me right now. Listen to me right now. Oh! Joe, listen to me right now. If you ever listen to anything in your real life, listen to me right now.
I'm doing something nice for you. I'm not fucking asking anything of you. I'm doing it for free, okay? You're going to love it. Kim is going to love it. Can you please fucking give me five minutes to fucking do this? Don't fucking fuck with me right now, Joe. Fuck. Try to do something nice. It's a good place to do it. Matt, you're trying to buy your kid a present. And the kid's like, oh, fuck you, mom. I've been going to the car and shit like that. Does mom still want to buy the car? You're right.
I apologize. You're right. Yeah, you're right for me. I'm going to fuck you down. I'm trying to be, Joe. I've been through enough right to, you don't even know. I'm fighting battles you have no fucking idea about, okay? Fucking fighting battles every side. Fucking don't say shit about AI. I'm using myself. Joe, Joe, when you say that, that's just like what they say. Okay. Don't be like everybody else.
I mean, don't just copy them. I'm trying to do something nice for you. I'm trying to do something you'll laugh at. Kim will laugh. Okay. When's it going to happen though? Like you're trying to say no. Joe, Joe, Joe, it's in the process. Oh, whoa. It's in the process. Joe, Joe, you don't think in five minutes? Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, I've been asking you.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Can I ask you a question? No, no, no. Joe, can I ask you one question? Joe, ask you one fucking question. Okay. Yes, brother. 300,000. You're prime name. You're brother. You're going to hear the song for 300 Glow, Crystal Marie, Untrackable, Apollo. I'm not listening to that. I'm not listening to that.
No, no way. Five lands. You better get the fuck out of here near. Well, Joe, well, I was just going to ask you a question. I was going to, well, this was my question though. If you can't shut the fuck up, you should. I mean, I was, okay, I'm trying, I was trying to write a song about him. And by the way, don't be nothing nice for him. I mean, I shouldn't. I shouldn't. Baby. Joe. I mean, I see you one more time. Joe. Can I lay?
I have three years. I'm listening to you. Joe, I'm going to ask you one more time. Shut the fuck up politely. Joe, I was trying to ask you, I was giving you an example of the song. I was like, all right, you're comfortable. So I was saying you want to hear the song. No, fuck you. It's not going to be a nice. Fuck you. I'm at a good point. Shut the fuck up. Give me a good sample. Wait, wait, wait. We're all right. We're being nice. Good Joe, I'm giving you fucking options. I can't do it. I said 300 Glow, Untrackable. You want to hear the Untrackable song? I'll play the Untrackable song.
You want to try it? Who is right? Do you know what I think you want to do? Do you want to hear the song? Certainly. Do you know what is Joe? Joe. He's a hairy panel guest. Yes. Yes. Okay. Just. So come on. He looks like Sasquatch. Yes. He's a human Sasquatch. Yes. I know what you're talking about. Okay. Can I I'll play you the Untrackable song. And if you think it's okay, then I'll cancel.
No, I heard it the other day. I'll cancel. He said like a grizzly bear lives is the best. Play it for me please. You want to hear that? Kim, listen to this. You want to hear that? Okay. I'm going to view myself. This is. I'll watch the Untrackable song. This is Untrackable song. Kim, picture a hairy guy. This song's about a hairy beast. Okay, this is Untrackable song. I just I have to add my account. Hold on me. Joe, I love you. At least that one. Joe, Joe, Joe, literally. At least that fucking loser.
Joe. Joe, please don't make me yell right now. What? Please don't make me yell right now. I'm going to be quiet. I'll be quiet. I'll be quiet though. Okay. You're going to make me yell? Joe, I'm asking you one. Just fucking listen to it. Okay. Mute up for like it's only three minutes long. You said you heard it. Ask him to listen to it. She knows Untrackable, the guy that gets on my show. Okay.
I'm trying to do something nice and it's like. Look at my tiny fingers. Joe, Joe, Joe, I don't ask for it. Joe, you remember you said you were going to read? I know. I'm being quiet. I remember you were. Joe, you've never sent me a penny. I'm doing this all for free. Okay. It's like you don't want your first time. You're not. I don't need two ones. I don't need one. Not a penny. Not a penny. Okay. All right.
Look, don't lie, boy. Don't lie, boy. It's fine. I'm trying to do something nice. Joe, can you fucking not make me yell right now? Please.
She's fucking age Christ. Thank you. Just mute up. Just fucking one minute. I can't get fucking one minute for these people. Like, I mean, it's like, I mean, really, I think this is my lesson on YouTube because I can't stand fucking just not even being able to talk on my own fucking show. Jesus fucking Christ. It's not that hard. Just fucking give me a little bit of respect. Okay.
Been around here long enough to get at least a little respect. Okay. Not be fucking treated like fucking shit when I'm begging. Please don't make me yell right now. So here's the intractable song. Okay. I don't feel like doing these songs anymore because it's like fucking. Barely to thank you for that and everything. But I'll play it for him. Okay. Jesus Christ, Joe. So if you think this is on your shows, I'm almost fucking ready. Joe.
I'm muted. I tried to mute myself so you could play this song. I'm sorry, I just heard it. Just shut the fuck up. Okay. Are you still crying about it? Wow, wow, wow. And they sound like a whammy of lamps. Okay. I have to take you off. This is the way backstage. I'll take you for the show. Okay. Make a kick these balls. Okay. You can't, you can't. Okay. I'm going to say cancel your song. Okay. But I'll show everyone else and try to do the song. Okay. I mean, it is as for low respect.
I can't even get that. Okay. That's what I'm going to mute you. They tried to find him in the woods one night. Big boots, big beard. Gone before daylight.
He's untrackable off every map. Big foot saw him and said, who's that chap? Footprints. His beard has its own zip code and mail. Birds build nest when he falls asleep. Park rangers whisper, don't wake that beast. A satellite caught him. Don't wake that beast.
And then lost the signal behind his beard on screen. Untrackable, impossible to find. Big foot, three steps behind. Army cook with a mystery clue. Nobody knows what he put in the brew. Untrackable, covered in hair. His beard enters rooms before he gets there.
He joined the army and became the cook. One taste of breakfast made the sergeant look. Is this an armlet or camouflage pace? He said that it was the best part. Just taste. His biscuits were strong enough to stop a tank. His jokes were strong. Through the ranks, he burned boiling water.
Nobody knows how then seasoned the smoke and served it as chow. Untrackable, impossible to find. Oh, yeah, he did rock. Three steps behind. Army cook with a mystery stew. Nobody knows what he put in the brew. Last he joined the KKK. Covered in hair, his beard enters rooms before he gets there.
Are they the leaders that he joined the KKK? That's not a phrase. In those days, I've been hiding out here for thousands of days. He said, grow your beard and destroy every track. Serve powdered eggs. No one's coming back. Thermal camels failed when he walked through the snow. They only caught a beard with two boots below.
Last seen grilling somewhere off grid. The army denies everything that he did. Untrackable, king of the trees with tactical bacon. And government cheese, big beard blow. Time to go back in the air. Half army cook and half grizzly bear. Untrackable, we can't do this like that.
If the food doesn't get you, the beard just might. It's a bite, a bite, a bite, a bite, a bite.
That was fucking awesome, thing. That was a great fucking song. All right, Michael. From the tolipos to the YouTube screen. Oh, encore, encore.
Here comes Apollo, loud and pristine. Make your song about Stenelma. When's Stenelma?
He lifts a shield and strikes a pose. I brought the facts everybody knows. Apollo, Apollo, most hated online. But if you're his friend, he'll defend you every time. Spartan by day, club legend by night. Dancing with the Greeks beneath rainbow lights.
Apollo, Apollo, let the commons ignite. Even when he's wrong. He's somehow still right. Somehow, he's right. He enters the gay Greek club at 10. Leaves with 12 new Spartan friends. Toe bit too tight, beard looking clean.
Dancing like the fiercest warrior ever seen. The DJ shouts, this one's for Greece. Apollo drops a shield and releases the beast. One heroic spin, two drinks in the air. Zeus yell down, that outfit's unfair. Apollo, Apollo, most hated online.
But if you're his friend, he'll defend you every time. Spartan by day, club legend by night. Dancing with the Greeks beneath rainbow lights. Apollo, Apollo, let the commons ignite. Even when he's wrong. He somehow still right. Somehow, he's right. Summer brings receipts.
Christine brings facts. Apollo brings a 40-minute counterattack. This is the best part, this is the best part. Keyboards glow. Nobody remembers how the argument started, though. But when trouble arrives and you need someone near. Apollo appears with the sun.
You okay, man? What the hell, man, Joe? It went black. Joe, I mean, trying to fucking make you a song. I made you a song, okay? I mean, you're just gonna, you're gonna be ridiculous. Travis, it's like if you wanna fuck with me and make a song like me.
How are you, I love it, I love it, I love it. How are you, I love it, I love it.
Wow, it's Joe.
Ah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Bro, they said it's Joe. They said it's Joe, bro.
It's that part.
Oh, yeah.
Wow, they're all talking about it. They're talking about it, they're talking about it. I'm not bro, I'm not bro. It's them. They said he's having a night.
Bro, my heart is full of the night, bro. That's what you thought you were doing. Even though it's still going, my heart is full of the night.
Hell, yeah, let's hear that outro, let's hear that outro, boy. Damn, it's that bass. This is a dance, psyche, I cannot tell you enough. That was the, I would have, can you play that? Can I download that and make it my ringtone? I'm gonna play that when I try that. It was almost like, almost like too, too hard to make. You know, you made it really, really, really difficult for me. I just went, I went in favor. Just don't make fun. I'm gonna shut the fuck up, bro.
Thanks a lot, Joe, thanks a lot, Joe. Had it. I'm gonna shut the fuck up, bro. Thanks, Joe. Had it.
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