The episode is a chaotic Halloween-themed surprise stream featuring Psyche and multiple guests, with a highly comedic and unstructured panel discussion. The conversation is marked by absurdist humor, music, and banter.
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The episode begins with a song and a discussion about a person named B. The guests and Psyche engage in a series of comedic and irreverent conversations, including discussions about being gay, cat hair, and Halloween. At ▶ 12:02, Psyche mentions kissing a black cat on the lips, and at ▶ 14:13, the conversation turns to veiny hands. The episode also features a discussion about a person named Mr. Crowley and a cookbook, as well as a conversation about blogger, a person who is considered a 'brother' to one of the guests. At ▶ 19:04, the crypt keeper appears, and the conversation becomes even more surreal. The episode is marked by numerous timestamped events, including ▶ 0:23, ▶ 2:25, ▶ 5:46, ▶ 7:08, and ▶ 12:10.
The episode appears to be an exploration of the surreal and the absurd, with a focus on comedy and irreverence. The conversation is marked by a sense of playfulness and camaraderie, with the guests and Psyche engaging in a series of humorous and often nonsensical exchanges. The episode suggests that the boundaries between reality and fantasy are blurred, and that the absurd and the surreal can be a source of humor and entertainment.
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You always know when to text that three. Right when I stop forgiving me. Another false alarm in neon light. I didn't die this time.
Just lost the fight.
The chains snapped out from the quake. The moment I stopped faking away. Took myself apart for fun.
Then boarded the first flight back to one. Maybe it's tragic, maybe divine. Either way, the party's over. >> Baby B This is your song, B. Don't play this song for B. Like I love you, B.
This is your song. Hey baby B. What do you want to do? Cuz I want to you all night long.
Is that a summer saying that song? That's all summer. That's summer. Can you hold it down for 5 minutes for me? Yo, I'm never going to hold anything for you for 5 minutes.
I'm not going to hold anything for Oh my god, is that B's verse?
I think I love that song. Are you crying?
Does B even think you're cute?
Oh, B.
I love you, B. That song is B. That song is summer. That's all B. That's all B.
That's B right there in the background. That's my heart right there. Oh, you miss B in the background.
Oh B.
That's who you, baby B. That's who you, sweetheart. Wherever you are, B, you're in my heart. Always. Thank you, sweetheart. Psych, are you done yet? Like we gave you 10 minutes to take a Like you're not done? Like really? You did Like you're unprofessional, to be honest.
Anybody want to go live that's professional? Please.
Remember you were gay, Psych? Oh, that's right. You actually are gay. Oh, I sexually guys. You're creepy. I sexually Oh, man, I'm getting tired. I got to go. Like I got things I got to do. Okay? Psych, I'm tired, B. I I can't stay up all night long.
Like how long does it take to take a piss? Like 20 minutes to take a piss? I think I heard a door close. I think I heard a noise, guys. Hold on. He might be coming back. Pretty sure I heard like a cat meow.
Oh, thanks a lot, chat. Like the chat's not really doing anything. So, good to meet you. Nice to see you, man. Nice to see you, gay guy. Psych, you do me a favor. Like stop being like so gay. Like I know being gay is cool, but like you don't got to be
like overly gay. Like oh, I'm super gay. Look at me. I'm going to act like really gay. Like for real, calm down. For real, calm down sir. Thank you. No, it's real. Thank you.
I'm saying like okay. Okay, the guy's gay, but like is he that gay? Like I guess he is.
And your bed has cat hair on it, by the way. Can you vacuum your bed? Cuz it looks Hello. B? I want to get as drunk as B. That's what I really do want to do.
I want to like I want my parents to buy me a house that I could just like get drunk every day. Like they'd be like B. Like hey, what are you doing tomorrow, B? I'm getting drunk. What else I got to do? I'm a B. Go yourself, Hello. Psych, like how really, how long does it take to take a or a piss, whatever
the you were doing? Like I'm not going to sit here and talk to your panel all night long. Cuz if your panel's half as gay as you, then your panel's a bunch of creeps. Hello. Nope, nobody else is even talking in the chat. So, go yourself, chatters.
Bunch of lurkers and jerkers, but they don't got the balls to even say one thing when I see it. Oh, look at me. I'm Psych. I'm a lion. Like you're not a lion, bro. You're like a You're like a gay man. Oh, I'm a lion. No. No, you're not.
I'll tell you right now if I ever seen a lion that was gay, I'd be like oh, look at the gay lion. Like Christ. Like really? Out of all the lions I've ever met, I had to meet a gay one. Oh, meow. Like really, meow? You're a tiger. Growl.
Remember when B showed her like last week? That was pretty cool. Last week? Yeah, like it was like last week, last month. I don't know when it was, but I know it blinded me. I know that my eyes don't work anymore. >> have been like a It would have been like a year ago when she
It was though psyche it was almost like the other day I was like is this like a black hole in the universe or is this actually beat his and I was like oh it's actually beat his butt hole it's not like a black hole in the side. Yeah you never know you never know brother you might have a smoke a cigarette it's up to you it's your better.
That's actually a really nice wig you got on man that's actually a really nice wig.
It's called a Billy Jean that's what it's called.
Oh let me talk to that cat right now come here Lenore God you didn't have to grab it like that what's up Lenore. Oh God you're going to grab her by the neck. God sorry Lenore that you look so scared. That your dad grabbed you by the back hair.
Oh you want to see my cat like let me just grab it by the back. I swear to God I didn't say it. Why is your chat not even talking or is my chat worse. Oh I think God is simply or God wrench.
Two gays one now that's actually offensive. That's a little offensive God. Oh my God. Leave the cat alone. No he's not he's like trying to get away from here he's like trying to run away.
He was not kissing you psyche. Oh my God. Happy Halloween Happy Halloween I'm kissing a black cat. On the lips. Oh my God don't embarrass me. I'm sorry.
I was better 5 minutes ago. Before you French kiss your cat tell us like actually doing fine. No God oh my God. Yeah no. No but that would be kind of scary but uh Woah did you just have like muscles.
I think they're arms on lizards get the out of here what the is that is that actually your arm get killed. Wow man he just ate sandwich for real you need protein man you need like
Yeah I ate big doubles one day and make chicken.
There was like a gay guy that ate Big Macs like 80 days in a row. He did kind of look like you no offense he did kind of like oh God.
When you show your hands I can see like every vein in your hands. Your veiny hands. Yeah like like look at those things what are they happy Halloween.
Oh my God look at your hands are you actually that skinny that your hands like I can see your bones I can see your hand bones. That is actually literally terrifying that is not even funny it's terrifying.
Look at my veins look at my hands. Oh my God don't show those muscles. Yes you're right God that's not a prediction it's it's a fact. No the world is ending on Halloween
thank you God. We're actually saying it out loud. Thank you for having the balls to say it God. It's over man no Halloween night it's over it's all over all your dreams all your all your little dreamscapes they're gone Not on Halloween night.
Put your life into a bonfire. And burn it.
Did you just say you heard me you heard them.
Mr. Crowley.
I know what Mr. Crowley is. Yes I know his cookbook I know his cookbook. I'm going to tell you right now guess what I'm cooking right now a devil's heart. You ever tasted a devil's like heart.
I might say it on beta but I want to know learn her limbs that's all I wanted to say.
Oh Mason oh the guy that plays drums boom do do do do do do Mason.
You're like Dave Ball Mason.
You're like Neil Burt. Mason. Dude stop trying to steal blogger's hair for real like for that's all I got to will say about my friend blogger. Blogger's actually a real person. Stop trying to look like blogger.
Well I've seen blogger before. He's like a brother to me.
You know the other night like let me say this to you brother I'll turn my camera back on. The other night I was so drunk my phone was off and I was laying in my bed like talking to the panel like hey you And my phone was off the whole time and I was like woke up I was like what am I doing I'm like literally so I'm like talking to the panel with my phone off.
Well you're not blogger so go yourself. Oh you don't want to be blogger what's that supposed to mean.
The only problem blogger has is why is he so handsome. Oh look hey Joe turn your camera on you My hair is higher than bigger than baby's whole body. Compare our head sizes.
Turn your camera on
Oh here we go what the is that.
I'm out somehow we got the crypt keeper.
Every tooth in your mouth. Why do you have 45 teeth.
Come on Janet come on sweetie.
Crazy eyes by the way crazy eyes. I'm going to cry if you don't like your crazy. Look at my ugly face. >> Yeah, you know, you know, she's kind of sexy, you know, like if I
like wow, what a monster. I want to kill you.
Yeah, real greasy, real thank you so much. crawled out of a Yeah, like I can grab your hair.
Keep it going, please. Oh my
Jim is a freak. What what is it? Jim what is Jim doing?
And you know what's crazy? Bay Surfer is a He's a Yeah, you know what? That actually is true. That's true. It's cuz I've seen Jim Nick hit on three dudes in a row in front of Bay Surfer. And he just sits there like nothing. I've seen Jim Nick get naked on Faded Bones panel. Like her she won't even get
naked for her boyfriend, but she gets naked on panels. I love you, Jim Yeah, for other men, for other men, right? That's crazy. Speaking of men, how you doing, Janet? It's nice to meet you. Joe, be be friendly. You know what? I don't think she can have sex. All right. So her own man
What the hell is going on here?
Oh my god. No, it's nice to be You're giving You're giving me Adam Adam's family vibes. Hey, Joe, Adam's family. Adam's family? It's like happy Halloween. Nice to meet you, Janet. You look like a Halloween
You know what it is. All the ladies love All the ladies love you. Oh my god, you're so gorgeous,
What the hell IS THAT?
THAT WAS ACTUALLY YOU LIKE THAT? WHOA. YEAH, ELBOW. My elbow my elbow porno bomb. Hey, Joe, this is for you. What do you think? Oh my god. Okay. Guys need to calm down for real.
Guys are going Janet, put it back in your put your tongue Whoa. Oh, yeah. Okay. Hold on, Psyke. That ass actually Are you aware that J Dog is doing IRL? in in California. I need to ask you a question. I need to ask you a question. Well, J Dog is doing IRL good. Where is he? Where is he at? I want to find I want to He's grooving. Oh, he's here,
bro. You know the worst J Dog got, what else he have to do? You know he's lurking. Hey, J Dog, Click the link, J Dog. You know you're lurking. Where's he doing? I only lowered the uh The lighting's too much. It up the >> BG? Are you drinking? I'm on the stream. He was here earlier. I was like, I don't even have any weed and I hid it in my
ass. I just I hid it in my sweatshirt, but I And then it's hard to see. Man, It's hard to see. You all right, BG? You all right, big dog? All right in the middle. So we got J Dog Yep, you are a biker. Where's he going? Uh is this like what is this? A gas
station? Wow, this is my arrow. J Dog's dumb ass. J Dog's dude. Holy I did PJ Dog good. You showed that clip. I did see J Dog. I was like, where did you get your red shirt? This is not a clip. This is in live. I've rewinded a little bit on the live
so cuz this is the was better the better part. It's a little bit right here. I can Should I go to live the live? Yeah. He's live. He won't mind. Dude, you got to do that. That was 5 minutes ago. Oh, damn it. That was 5 minutes ago. See, now now it's him in the dark, right? So it's not
entertaining anymore. What what is he doing now? Oh my gosh. Wow, that's actually really cool that I don't know. It was way better. It was So he was he went from going to the store to walking in the dark. Well, maybe he's walking around his neighborhood. Hold on. How long ago was this? Okay, this is 22 minutes ago. He's at a bar. So he's all up at
the bar. That's fun. Look at him. Oh, look at me. I'm J Dog. Who's he talking to? Right. Oh, he's got his head Why is his head so big? HIS HEAD GOT REALLY YEAH, like why does his head like grow sizes?
What are we doing? Oh, he's staying at the bar. Okay, BG, is there anything going on with with Benny Blanco? Being gay is asking. Okay, describe uh yeah, describe grooming. What would you call grooming?
Okay, cuz so okay, cuz Psyke was telling Benny Blanco to do jumping jacks naked. So I would call that He never said that. Psyke never said that. Right? Right? I've never I've never I've never told Benny Blanco to do that. So Where's the clip? I want the clip of Benny asking to do jumping jacks naked.
I don't remember ever No, or whatever that was. Oh, I've never done actually. I actually do remember I've never I've never said that. I've never said that to Benny. So for anyone to I've never said that to Benny, either. I've never said do jumping jacks. >> Yeah, you you had whatever you said like to do whatever you you had requests. I had requests? No, I didn't. I would just I would just say, you know, play the
song. I maybe I would say play No, no, you had him like kind of dance the songs or whatever you had like that's kind of grooming. Whatever you whatever you requested, As of current, but that was before. That's previous. He's 23. He's 23, okay.
Yeah, but for anyone to say that of me, like that's crazy. That's You know what it is? It's people like Clumsy. Clumsy is a weirdo, man. Remember Clumsy got his teeth He's a toothless weirdo. He lost his lost his teeth and he lost his teeth. Mason, get out of get out of the chat. Get come get up here.
wild as Why Mason? Yes, of course. Let me say hi to Mason, man. Yeah, there. Gotti. out here in New Day Come up here, come up here. I mean I don't know how long I'll be here tonight, so just
keep coming up. Okay, well then end the stream right now, then. All right, hurry up and end it. Everyone, come up here. If I fall asleep, you can all hang out until I, you know, until Well, I hope you fall asleep and Nobody wants to hang out with you when you're sleeping. Yeah, you wake up and you wake up nice and you wake up nice. I look There's
J Dog. Okay. Yo, imagine being such a loser you would hang with Psyke while he sleeps. Like you can watch while he sleeps. Like What the is he doing? He's got a 19 viewers. Have a good night. Love Hey, love you, Janet. Thanks for coming. I'm watching J Dog. We're doing I was watching to see you. You were like a monster that I never
knew. Oh, come on. Look, why is he doing IRL in the dark? What a Why is he like moving back and forth? Why is he like rocking back and forth? He's blacked out. His screen is blacked out. Like are you making bullying, Why you rocking back and forth, you mankind? Are you talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you.
You're not blogger, You think you're blogger with your hair? You're not blogger, boy. Yes, you do. You want to be blogger. Well, either you want to be blogger or blogger wants to be you. One or the other. I'mma to you right now, blogger is the coolest I EVER MET. I'LL DIE FOR BLOGGER. I'LL KILL SOMEBODY FOR BLOGGER.
JOE >> HEY. THAT'S MY BOY. HEY JOE, BY THE WAY That's my boy. That's my boy, man. Joe, did what what happened that night? It's saying that it's putting ideas in your head to say cuz I don't think that that's true. >> Yeah, you're right. You're right. It is You're right. They're putting it in my head. You're right. You're right. Why are you Is this This is not IRL. Someone
>> No, no. This is gay RL. This is gay RL. tell me >> This is J dog by the way, right? This is what This is J dog RL. Hey >> Damn. You all swear to god, Psyche. Let me say one thing before I leave. At least if I ever die, I'm never J dog. That's one thing I will say. At least I'm not J dog.
Joe, I want to request Joe Joe Joe, can you apologize to Alexandra and say that you would never harm anybody and not and then you you didn't mean >> I will apologize to Alexandra face to face. I'm not going to apologize here when she's not here. Is she here? She'll probably see this. Can you just apologize to her so she and >> All right. Well, if she's here, I want to say one thing to her. Hey Alexandra, go
Okay. Well Anyway, wow. I want to Joe, let you back up. I'm just going to play a song. But I I mean it's like why do you have to be like that, Joe? Why do you have to be like that? I mean it's like, you know You can be serious for a minute. Like you don't have to be because you know Alexandra and her friends and that probably is one of the things that are is like um maybe like, you know, I shouldn't like not even have you here on
the on the screen, okay? But uh anyway, okay. So I'll play a song and then maybe I'll just like quit cuz I I mean that now that brought me down. I was supposed to be in a BG lab, a jam lab. Joe just scared them all off the panel. Okay, Joe. You would you just wait backstage, Joe. Wait wait backstage for a minute. I I just want to play one song. about the devil and the fool. Okay.
You okay? Okay. Just stay there, Joe. I'll be right back with you, okay? Be right back with you. Okay, let's see. Where's the devil and the fool? Okay, found it. Okay. Let me just share. Okay, here we go.
Hold on, I love this song. Hold on, let that song play. I love this song.
Blogger, this is cool.
Clumsy, hold on. Clumsy, we're stopping people out. you, five of your time and people out, Thank you, Clumsy, for telling us the truth. Time, you're done. You're done, boy. You've been timing people out.
Well, I'm Time. Look at me, I'm Time. Shut the up, boy. That's a fake Clumsy. I actually wish it was a fake Clumsy and not the real one cuz the real Clumsy's gay. I'd rather talk to a fake Clumsy.
Oh, that was for Bebita. That's for you, Bebita, that lyric. Those lyrics were you baby. Bebita, you all need serious help and actual help. Thank you, Garrett. Thank you, man. You're right.
Go get your maggot. Sugar, this is so I don't have a sugar to be thrown down. Remember when you were losing time and that chat called you out? I remember that. It was like 5 seconds ago, Hey Thahn, you're a
The joke's on you.
Oh, that was kind of hot that last little word. That was actually gave me a boner. That song did. Me, too. Anybody else got a boner? It's annoying. Hold on. All right, Thahn, we get it. You 00111. We get it, Thahn. Like calm down. off, Like
the matrix is going on, right? Zeros and ones. Right? >> Imagine me as such a You come into the chat and write 0011 like 10 times. Like for real, I like Thahn and I like like the other guy, but like really, that's what you're doing, you retards. Oh, I do it as like 000111. Hey Hey Joe, are you going to apologize to Alexandra or you going to get kicked
off the show? I will apologize to Alexandra, but I'm going to apologize to her in front of you. I don't got to apologize to her in front of you. I mean Alexandra, he'll be >> Do I feel bad for what I did? Alexandra's always had my back. Yes, do I feel bad? Do I want to apologize? Yes, I do. But I'm not going to make it a mockery of it and do it on your stream at midnight.
>> I'm being serious. I'm being serious, okay? Here's the channel's gay. We I I feel bad. Yes, I feel very bad for what I said. Yes, I do. And I want Alexandra to know that, but I'm not going to like make her know that like on a Thursday night on your panel.
I'm going to actually apologize to that angel. Okay. Wait. Joe, go to her um go to go to I'm not saying anybody anybody ever really say anything mean or anything, but and I'm just being serious. Can you go and just say honestly that you're sorry it was a you were either joking or like I don't know what it whatever it was on your heart. That wasn't part of your heart. I know it wasn't part of your heart. Yeah. You're being evil for a second. Joe, do you want me to put my wig on?
You want to put my cigarette or it's your panel? What it's up to you. I'll put my wig on. You smoke your cigarette, okay? Then we'll be even. No, for real, Psyche. This ain't a game. For real, this is a game. This ain't a joke. Okay. Joe, go ahead. Let me find a cigarette first. Hey, so oh my word. I don't want to talk to Madonna. I want to talk to you. But look, this is a cigarette I'm going to
smoke. Oh, is that Lady Gaga? Nice to meet you, Lady Gaga. You're pretty cool. Is that how it goes? All right, Psyche, for real. I know it's you. I know you're not Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Paparazzi. That's how it goes, right? Paparazzi. Oh, I was trying to think of
like what it like um Hey Summer, come on up. Summer, please come up here. Like I'm talking to a guy with a wig on. Please. Go put the link up. And I love you, Psyche, but how could How What do you want me to do? I'm literally talking to a guy with a wig on. You really think you're that gay? Joe, just pretend like I'm like face down and you come in the room, you see this hair and
you see that the butt. That's all you need to see. Like, right? So you would If I walked into the room and you were face down, I would just like pick up an anvil and drop it right onto your head like now he's actually face down and he's dead. Now he's dead, Shut the up with your talking to me, boy. Where you at, Summer? Summer, I want to read your tattoos.
Joe, what did you just say to me? No, Summer's tattoos. She has It's not called They're called tattoos. They're called attattoos, okay? I don't even think she has them. You never read her breast. What did they say? They say like Psalms 3:16. Psalms 3:16, okay. I'm going to look that up cuz Joe just mentioned a Bible verse. Let's get very
get biblical on the show. Psalms 3:16. Let's see what which one is it be the Psalm 3:16. Thank you, sir. Psalms 3, I guess, would be. Psalm 3. We would read the whole Psalm. Psalm 3. No, CB, we don't want your Discord, Arthur, you creep. Anybody want my Discord? Like actually, Arthur, leave. Leave right now, you animal. Get the out of this chat, Arthur. Joe, you got
you got you picked you picked a great one, but it's short. It says, "Lord, how are they they How are they increased that trouble me? Many are they that rise up against me. Many there be which say of my soul, there is no help for him in God, but thou, oh Lord, art a shield for me, my glory, and the lifter up of mine
head. I cried unto the Lord of my voice, and he heard me out of his holy hill. I laid me down and slept, and I awakened, for the Lord sustained me. I will not be afraid of 10,000s of people that have set themselves against me roundabout. Arise, O Lord, save me, O my God, for thou hast smitten all mine enemies upon the cheekbone. Thou hast broken the
teeth of the ungodly. Salvation belongeth unto the Lord. Thy blessing is upon thy people. There we go. Saggy, that was beautiful. I didn't interrupt you one time, did I? But I'm going to tell you one thing. When I used to get drunk, I would go to the church. When I would jog, I would jog by Lansdowne Church, and I would pray to God like, "You know what, God? I will try to quit drinking if you give
me the help." And I never quit drinking. I just lied to God. So you know what? I just hope God don't hold Didn't he give you help? Didn't he give you help? Didn't he give you help? Didn't he introduce you to like some AA sponsors and like, you know, show you where the meeting was and stuff? No. No, he didn't. But he did tell me about this cool song called "Spider by Rage." I'm still just a cat on a cage. You're right
in the cage by the Smashing Pumpkins. All right. Whatever. I mean, God's voice is not really found in Billy Corgan's songs. Billy Corgan's kind of like, you know, dedicated to Satan, but >> I've heard God's voice before, and I've ignored it, and I've always paid for that. What did it say? What did it say? What were the words? What were the words? The words were telling me like, "Joe, you're an You drink every day, and this is like your whole life." That
>> was like, "God, I just want to be happy, sounds like God." He's like, "Listen, son. You're a good guy, Joe. Just stop drinking, man." Yeah, he called me, "sir." "Listen, God. I don't got time right He called you, "sir." And I was like, now. I'm almost at the hospital. Like, I really don't have time to talk." >> God will be like, "What are you saying? This is why he'll be mad at me." My gosh. And I found the new yacht.
Joe, you know, I love you. If you really want to quit drinking, is that the thing you really want to do, though? Or do you enjoy it like once in a while? You just want to be like an old drunk? I think in the back of my mind, I really do want to quit drinking because I think I just think it'd be like a weird life to live. Like, I only live one life. It'd be cool to live like without drinking. I probably could be like a Maybe I'd be gay. Maybe you do Maybe you
move in with me. Hey, Joe, have you ever thought about just like on like, you know Thursday Friday Saturday >> Trust me, I'm not gay, and if I was gay, you'd be the last I'd ever touch with a 10-ft Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm not like bad looking. I have a wig. I touch you with a 15-ft pole. >> But it wouldn't somebody with a wig like this. Like, who wouldn't like I wouldn't Beata. Look at Beata. >> Beata. I know, but the Beata wig was
like $20 more, and it >> No, I actually would have married Beata, and I may fall in love with her. I want to marry Beata. Beata can't provide children anymore, Joe. I'm sorry to tell you. You know. What if like I just started lying? Like, I just want to literally fall in love with Beata. Just >> all I want to do is have personal children. You with Beata? Are you in love with Beata?
You can have a No, that's none of your business. None of my business. Okay. But Beata's like, you know, uh But yes, I am. Oh, you do. Okay. Well, she was a friend of mine. I I don't know if like I would I just want to like make >> Who the isn't in love with Beata? She's cool. She's sexy. She's like everything that any guy would ever want. I'm not in love with Beata. I'm not in
love with Beata. Well, I would run Beata over with a steamroller. Well my >> Feet first. Is that a threat, Joe? Don't not to me. Nobody can threaten me. >> No, it's not a threat. It's a promise. I'm literally going to run her over with a steamroller. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You will not do that. Don't kill anybody. You want me to threaten you? Oh, I guess I will threaten. You just threatened me, not
not women, okay? Not not nice women, okay? Beata and Alexandra are very nice >> I'll put you in a wood chipper. people. What will you do? I'll throw you in a wood chipper. Like the piece of wood you are, boy. What Are you watching too much Fargo? Or what are Why do you have a boner right now? Cuz that's kind of sexy thought. Like,
me in a wood chipper like you're You're just chipping me with your wood. All right, that's what it means, right? >> No, I wanted to chip your bones. Oh my god. Who's in the chat? Like, who's being gay in the chat? Let me take a look. >> Everybody's being gay in the chat. My chat is the gayest chat on YouTube. Hey, gay B M P taco head. Okay, guys. Well, Beata, you know, Beata actually was on like I didn't remember
that she was on camera on my show. I don't know if I can even find it, but did you see that when she was >> Hey, She's on camera on my show, Joe. Did you see that? She was. Yes, I did see it, and I actually like screenshotted it. Like, oh my gosh. You did? I don't know if I >> One thing I want to do before I die is like stick my fist up Beata's
That's like one thing I want to do before I die. It's just like literally stick my entire arm up Beata's ass. >> Do you know where the glory hole is? I have one. I have one. You have one, too, Beata. We all We all We all have a glory hole. We have a glory hole. All right. Glory glory hallelujah. You know, and he wants to >> school, they used to They used to call
me old Alexander Glory Hole McQueen back in high school. That's my middle name. Alexander Do the tongue for me. Can you do the tongue thing for me? Can you do the do it I don't If you don't If you you try, don't. Do the tongue thing. Oh yes.
I don't know I've never heard Tyra laugh like that. So I don't know what the we're talking about. All right. You're Joe, you're a dumbass. Joe, I'm joking. I'm you, Joker.
Joker's like wanting to do Fountain Let's go to Fountain. We going to see the I got some Joker to play with. I mean, I don't know what they're talking about, but um let me see. The The Beata is in one of the clips. I swear to you, I saw her like her face in one of the clips. Um I saw that. Yo, one thing I hated when my ex-girlfriend was like, "Joe, I'm tired. I don't want to have sex." All right. My dick ain't a Rubik's Cube. It's not that complicated.
I'll figure it out. Yeah, I'll put it on again. Hold on. I'm sorry. Who the hell is that sexy guy? Oh, that's Saggy. >> What the is going on, really? Uh you seen Beata completely naked? Okay, whatever. Show it. Damn. Beata is a three. She's number three.
Hey guys, what's going on? What up, Gotti? Stop whispering, you What's going on Stop whispering, you What's good, man? Yo, I just want to talk like this. I'm Gotti. I'm a gay top. What's your problem, pal? You got your problem. Yeah, I got a problem, boy. Why are you guys depressed up here? What What's going on? You guys have
Ain't nobody depressed. You tell me your name. I just finished my first beer. What's wrong? What's wrong in your life that you Are you Are you speaking on Mason in the chat? Are you Are you Mason talking? What What are you asking? Not Mason. Come on, Gotti. Not Mason, man. You don't say hello or nothing. You just ask me stupid questions already off the bat. Are you speaking on Mason? Why are you Why are you Why are you Why are
you Why are you Why are you whispering? Why are you Why are you guys don't know how greet people in life? Who raised you? You have that Now you said a hair, Saggy. You have a nice head of hair. Thank you. I really been working on it. You're welcome, brother. You have to see the time machine. >> You look like one of those Morlocks. Remember the Morlocks? They lived Actually, get in the time machine and go die, Gotti. Yeah, they didn't see any
light. So they all their hair turned white, and their eyes were like green and glowing with rotten They had these rotten teeth. You don't have rotten teeth, but kind of yellow. But you kind of look like one of those Morlocks that used to live underground. Okay. Morlock? Gotti, I'm the I'm the I'm the Morlock Pamela Anderson, okay? A whorelock. Oh, you're the whorelock.
No. You actually look like Pamela Anderson. I do. How much of you have you had done? >> do, for real. When I joined your panel, I was like, am I joining Saggy's panel or Pamela Anderson's panel? Cuz I can't tell the difference. Her name is Pamela Saggy Anderson. Pamela Saggy. >> Went from Baywatch to gay. I never said that. I would never say that. Hey. Let's go lifeguard. Let's do some
lifeguarding, guys. Let me get in my little bikini. All right. Now you're scaring me. Now you went too far. Now you went a little too far. Kind of bangable. Am I bangable? >> Like, I don't want you to I always say she has herpes, though. Gotti, listen to me, Gotti. If I was ever drowning and a gay guy saved me, I would actually rather drown than be like
saved by a gay guy. Like, I actually like my family be like so depressed. You drowned and a gay guy saved you when you were drowning in the ocean. He's not going to you in the ass, dude. He's just going to save you. Yeah, actually, I need mouth-to-mouth right now. I need mouth-to-mouth. Oh, thank you, Saggy. Oh, God. All right, never mind. Actually, I'd rather
drown. I'd rather die. Everybody report. Everybody report the stream right now. Excuse me. That's what I would do to Joe's mouth. Everybody go to Gotti's stream. It's called gay.com. You got to pay to get in, though. I'll take you back to mouth, Joe. I'll take open mouth. >> Gotti, Saggy. I can literally see up your nose. He's doing it, too. You can't see him, but he's doing it, too.
Joe isn't normal on my show. Joe's shy. Hey, wish Mary. How are you? Skibidi bop. Here times two. >> The last thing you are is normal. You're not normal at all. I need makeup. I need makeup artist. I look like I look like Pamela Anderson without her makeup, which is a problem. And she She's scary without her makeup. >> Yeah, actually, when I joined, I was like, is that Jennifer Aniston? Cuz I can't tell the difference. I can't Is that Jennifer Aniston or Saggy? Cuz I
can't tell. Yeah, I'm Rachel Green. Is that Mason complaining about me? Mason, are you talking to Is that Gotti or Beata? Oh, I'm out of weed tonight. So that's the sad part. I mean I did have a hit of weed but I didn't do afraid to hit it again cuz I'm burn my wig. I don't want to burn this wig. It's a nice wig. If you burn it like
two weeks ago when Gotti was up here and he like just got done like kissing his boyfriend so like really Gotti you're going to like the he was like oh I just got done like hugging my boyfriend like really Gotti go yourself. Is that what you think about man really? Yeah you kissed your boyfriend on the lips.
These are your fantasies? Yes yeah. Where am I in the fantasy? Why isn't psyche in the room with the camera? Oh you're in the fantasy like if a gay guy wore like Jennifer Aniston's hair. Your butt was on the ground it was bleeding. It was bleeding Gotti. Rub your wig. It was bleeding Gotti. This is not romantic. Rub your fingers through your wig. There was blood everywhere.
I see fantasy. I don't want blood everywhere. Cool blood would look in that wig all that white right on blood on white. When you take a it looks like a civil war hospital psyche like we know you're bleeding. Like where is General Sherman when we need him? Get it get it Gotti. See Gotti get up.
I like the civil war hospital. Why not? Why not boys for two minutes? Don't attack Gotti. Don't attack him. Well let me hear it. I'll take a listen. Let me hear it. I'll take a little listen. Get a little gay. It better be gay or good I'm in. It's a good song.
Aw. I want a song. Where's my song?
Aw.
Gotti.
Aw.
Aw.
You're a deep dish
the one Gotti. How long is this song like it's 17
minutes? Aw that sounded like Beata like raw.
beautiful That was beautiful though. That was awesome. I wish that I wish I had a song like that.
Oh my god you're still wearing the wig.
I am worth it. That's a good look for you psyche. Thank you. You should put this on uh Put that picture on grinder you'll get a ton load of uh replies. Yeah yeah yeah that's the look.
If I wrote a song for Beata it'd be like Beata I want to lick your ass right now. I want to stick my tongue right up your Hold on. Are we singing songs or is it just you guys? Oh I apologize if I went too far. She got that ass boy.
I want to stick it up. Up where? Pretend like I'm a blonde Beata. Pretend like that. I swear to god. I just ripped a 17 long second fart.
A hairy ass oh. Hey what do you
You need to really calm down time like you're
All right let me watch it. Let me see this. Let me hear it. You're a witch. They were right.
I love Beata. I swear to god I love Beata.
Yes. I'm sorry.
She's sexy. Look at her going crazy.
What the Gotti has filled the room.
How the you say that Sam man clip? How the Sam man going to say psyche? you Sam man you coward. You ain't going to sit there and tell my friend psyche like that. That's man. That is You attack my best friend like that.
I mean psyche is my best friend.
Beata stop murdering people.
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I'm Beata. Oh
Love you Beata. Love you baby Beata. You'll never figure it out boy. I I don't know what he something bad you know it's like something like something bad what the hell is going on Peter.
What's what's going on and then I hear all of a sudden people telling me that this car universe that you are part of and like These people they clipped me. That's what they do dog. If you go on Was paralyzed I wouldn't want to live if I was paralyzed like the whole body paralyzed. Don't say that. Do not That's horrible. Don't ever say that cuz my ex
used to say that all the time and cuz he had MS and he was like if I ever become paralyzed I am going to kill myself. I don't want to do that like he was a like talented artist like me. You you married a guy in a wheelchair Peter and now we know your husband is in a wheelchair That same thing up again. Watch. But he didn't because he
manifested that that in his life. He got murdered. Oh wow. Oh my god. The guy who was making 30k a month got murdered. Yeah my ex got murdered and not when I was with him. He got murdered. He got murdered. Yeah was he running? That's why he got murdered. No he didn't get murdered for that. He was a cabin he was like a what do you call him? He did like you
know No he did contract work he was a cabinet maker. He was an honest hard working man. He was a really good person. How is the cabinet maker he got murdered? How that go down? That's something that you guys will never figure out. You killed him
huh? That's what you think. Is black widow. God you black spider. I hate when people do that. They they drop a bomb on you and you're like oh I'm not telling you anymore but you like told us like I actually don't even want to live that much longer so I would marry Peter and just let her kill me. Like Peter just kill me please. I bet
she's actually killing him. Let me check. Sig Sig yourself. Damn it. What? What? >> I want Peter to murder me. >> Do you? Yes. That's a yes huh? Don't deflect. Do you do? Don't deflect. >> say yes.
Do you want to? Are you okay? Random call him up. The phone. Uh Sig. >> want to hurt yourself? You got the high res. What do you do? What do you do Sig? Why would I ever want to hurt him or anybody else? Yeah I know. That's not your type. You're not like that at all. You're still the opposite. There's been investigations done. There's been
several documentaries. I'm pretty sure my name is not in any of that. That's just insanity. I know. I know. I know. You know what oh I got to go he's getting ready. I'm sorry. Love you. Thank you for joining me.
Everything that happens on these panels most of the time will be either trash talk real talk people will debate but if you sit there and you align yourself and you're like I agree with that and you don't stand up for like what is right or wrong you know it is I think it's criminal. I Yeah thank you Peter. We got to stand up for what's right and wrong. Some weird We got to stand up for
what's right. I see psyche reading this whole thing saying look at these are like the signs of the narcissist and associate and yeah the way he literally said that the way I said my husband was murdered it was so weird and creepy and something must have happened that I'm hiding. Psyche. Is he insane? Me and my ex are you insane? Happened to him we
were already divorced for three to almost four years. It was in a different country. And this is like the like this is what I'm saying trash talk is one thing reality is another thing. Take her easy man. That's you know there's a big difference between that. You're right clumsy. God does have Now think somebody murdered her husband
murdered somebody else these are all like you know allegedly in Minecraft they're part of the you know some kind of trafficking and this and that that stuff is like allegations that would really hurt and harm somebody. There's really no way to prove yourself you know innocent unless you stand up and be like
where's the proof or get a charge for defamation. That's it. You're right sweetie. If you're going to say something show me the proof always. And I'm really really really disappointed in you Alexander Mayers cuz you haven't cut the You're still doing the same like that you always do. Make videos and post people
like put people in like some kind of like constant conspiracy. Oh I don't know Peter. Oh that's cute. I didn't say she was a child. I didn't say she was a child. I didn't say she was a child. They're not correct. They're not accurate. Really really bad. Really really bad. Like I cried over that and for me crying
over that Don't cry Peter. Don't cry. What the is that? What the is that? I would retract that and apologize and I would pray to the God that you believe in and ask for forgiveness that you know what this was wrong of me because it circles around. What goes around comes around. Somebody's going to hurt you like that. Oh she's right there. Peter's right man. I like the way she's talking.
She's right man. What goes around comes around Peter. Seriously that's like another thing. Oh Peter is not outgoing Peter that you don't know what I do. I wake up 5:30 like the latest I wake up is 7:30 in the morning. Even if I'm doing an all nighter I am going to get up and wing it. I got to do. I make sure my is done. I do go out. Um I don't have to tell you every time I
go somewhere or do this and this and that Alex. Peter never goes anywhere. Okay all right. What's it to you what I do? I know a lot of people want me. A lot of people a lot. Alex. I just I just like I just give people like you know I'm really stupid at this like maybe once even twice or three times I got to just
learn to read the signs and I don't even know. I don't know. Here we go. We're going to put you on a see this is another one. This is where rumors get started you know this is where rumors like and all this becomes funny. This is like somebody like that YouTube justice warrior okay? Well why don't you call the police about that all right? Call them and tell them I did that and see what you're going to get for false allegations.
Retards. Haha Peter come on That last part was too funny. That hard to get banned but coming off as completely cringe. What do you mean? Who's trying to get banned? Imagine kissing your phone like you're in love with Peter like I'm doing.
Because I no longer can be a gangster. I'm a retired ex-gangster. And then they said this guy again like Jesus Christ the they say about me. You're sitting there quietly smirking and laughing about it. What the like Peter Smirking I should be like I should be serving
like 10 life sentences right now not on this channel. And you're sitting there not standing up and saying once no that's not true. Imagine if Peter got sent to a life sentence like Peter you're going to jail for that. But if somebody says it about you God forbid. God I love you. I actually love you Peter. Let's get this
board together. Let me get somebody to just like just battle your own That's why I'm like don't want to deal with him unless he's a real man. When psyche decides on his own that he's going to be a real individual person maybe one day we can be friends. Alex is a real man. Wrong discriminates like all of the
above. Remove it apologize maybe I'll have respect for her. Until then it's okay I'll leave it up to nature and karma. And anything that I do will always be legally. Don't worry about that. Nobody's going to come and hurt you Alex okay? It's going to be done legally Yeah why not? Why not praise people or be there for people and lift them up when you're
good with them and they haven't done to you until they up with you then you're like all right you give them I sat there quietly. I ignored it. This is the third or fourth day it's going on with Alex with psyche is non stop. The shorts the AI music Peter the pictures like that he knows. He doesn't even I I know psyche doesn't even really know me
at all. I don't think he's even really seen me to an extent to know how to make AI about me. It was really discriminative like I was like I don't look anything like that. He literally googled Persian woman with big nose and curly hair. I mean my like
Even if I tanned all of my life I would never get the bronze look the Indian look that that AI picture did. Why are you even doing it? When you see that my friendship with you is being like you know faced and I don't want to be around there why are you antagonizing me? I would marry Peter tomorrow. Why isn't Christine over there in your chat is because me I'm telling Christine don't
go over there. You're delusional and paranoid. He went on a run and followed a bunch of people. Who's that woman? Oh that's blogger. I thought it was another woman. Sorry blogger. The one with the best french does french. Oh I mean I don't know. That's stalker behavior. I don't know if he's a stalker. We're
going to get Emma we're going to get Emma for interview for you fun pod. What Amber HHH HHH did to a Alex? I'll make sure you're attacking Amber Peter. Now you went too far. Now you went too far, I don't care. I don't even give a I'm not here to >> Don't ever come around like accusing
people of like really really really outrageous behavior. Okay? What's up, beta? Especially when I got the ching ching and the ding ding. Listen. I don't want to take your inheritance that you got. >> Got it from the thrift store. What was it? >> want to take your inheritance. I want
you to travel around and enjoy that while you can. I'm not a evil >> person. I've been trying to have a thrifting intermission. >> But if you had any assets and property sitting solid like under your name I'll sweep that off. He just like attacked the blogger. Don't come around here, no. You better like I already know what I'm doing. Hey.
You're the best, sweetie. You're the best. You're the best. She can't hear you. Isn't your corner lady? I don't know your like your stories don't make any sense at all, ever. But it's cool. Shut up, ghost. Uh blogger. Um Strong The reason why she should shut her mouth about
me is like I'm actually like not a criminal. I like I even like a ticket I paid on time. Um like all of that. I have no criminal record. I have no restraining order against me. Um And I Well, big clear she has no
criminal records. No criminal records. I'm in a program to get my master's degree. Master's degree, big clear. If my name is on the internet for any of you if you have any property, it's not going to be good for you. Oh, you don't own the house in California like you, beta. Well, my
house in California is protected cuz I don't like um My nature, right? I don't talk trash. What's the protective You've literally been talking for like an hour. like law. Nobody's going to like have any case against me for turning people. What the Framing them. Putting their name out there.
I don't get it. >> Beta, listen. Stop with all the drama for 1 minute and let's have a thrifting >> intense. thing. Beta, listen. Listen. Let's have Let's have a thrifting Intense I will tell you this. You're bloggers, right? Like bloggers trying to calm her down. Like stop talking about drama. You're a stupid Double down. Thank you, blogger. See what's going to happen. >> I got I got drunk and threw some through my ex's window. You have restraining against you?
Yeah, I'm not good. Blogger, come on. You have assault charges on her? Against you? No, I've never heard a woman like that. You should That's good. Talking about Arizona restraining order. >> your video so I can um I'll make sure that somebody else cannot travel in California either. Yeah, dude. Cyborg Betty, I'm trying to make this thrifting >> why I hate you. thing. I know. But you want to talk about drama. We're
just trying to like I'm trying to take a break. I told you I I don't need to be part of your drama. I'll take action legally. And once somebody has a RO against them like blockout and other people, I mean it's really easy to get a double one. I've never had one. I hate >> What about you? So where you were? I
hate I hate all this energy like this. I don't Like I was just devastated that I had had a problem and I even have any of that on my record, right? Like I hate all this talk of like you putting an RO on her and her making up slander about you. Blogger is a real guy, bro. He's real. Like you think it's really fun?
>> Hey. Isn't this just a garbage way to spend your life, right? Absolutely. Yeah, of course. So at the very least let's just He manifested that that in his life. He got murdered. Yeah, my ex got murdered. I would do anything for I know it's a clip, but I was hoping
Did I say I'm I feel Joe. Joe, I feel Why am I such a dummy? No, the song said it. Like I have a towel and this is this is the song. You got to listen to the song.
Thank you, Cole. Again, good. I'm loving the song.
Thank you, Psyche. Are you ending the stream? Let me turn on Look at this popcorn. I'll show you. I was I was going to play the song about things that This is things that is song. See this That's what this fell onto my phone screen and that's what made me leave your panel cuz like the piece of popcorn fell onto it. So If you want to blame me, don't blame me.
Blame the kernels. Like the kernel like KFC? Yeah, it was his fault. No, for real, Psyche. I did want to come back on. I'm ready to bow, but listen to me. It's always nice to join your stream. You're a cool ass guy. Thank you for letting me on, brother. Thank you so much. Have a good night, man. Have a good night, brother. Talk to you later. Bye. Peace.
He's a thinker from the frost and pine. Head shines bright, got a reason and mind. He'll test your words. He'll twist your view. But he'll smile when he knows he's got
through to you. Think thought us steady as Argues the stars, but never alone. Kind in the core.
Sharp as a flame. Fair as the wind that carries his name. From Canada's hush to the world's loud room.
He stands his ground, clears the gloom. He'll question your gods, defend your rights, and still wish you peace at the end of the fight. Think about us.
Steady as stone. Argues with the stars. But never alone. Generous heart, never cruel or mean. Searching for truth somewhere between.
He's got a mind made for lightning. And a soul that forgives. And I hope he finds beauty. In the life he still gives. Maybe some woman who sees what I see. The brave kind of gentle that lets others be free.
Think about us. Bold and bold. Warm in the cold. Worth more than gold. He fights for the fair, stands for the true. And I hope love finds its way to you.
So raise a glass to the northern lights. To the man who argues but gets it right. Think about us. Wherever you roam.
May the beautiful find you and call you home.
I'm still here. I'm still here. Now I'm like too drunk to function though. So I'm just going to I have an Alexandra song.
I was caught inside the storm of my own fear. Lightning struck and words fell sharp and clear. Didn't mean to let the thunder roar your name. I was reaching for connection, not to
lay the blame. You were the calm in my wild parade. The friend that never flinched when I was afraid. And though I stumble through the noise inside my head, I never spoke your name in anger, only in
regret. So thank you, Alexandra, for all you gave. For the laughter, the light, the way you stayed. If the road bends and you turn away again, know my door's still open.
My love won't end.
They warned me I might lose what I adore. That patterns come to test what hearts are for. But I stood my ground when others threw their stones. Told them leave her be. She's finding her own home.
I never turned and never let it twist. Just pray for peace in the space we missed. And maybe someday when the ache has dimmed, you'll see I was broken, not cruel with it.
And thank you, Alexandra, for the grace you gave. For the patience when my fears misbehaved. If the past still echoes, let it mend. My door's still open. My love won't end.
Maybe I'm just a ghost in your rearview life. But I still wish you warmth in your quiet nights. And if forgiveness ever finds its way again, you'll see me waiting.
Not to pull you in, but to say amen. And thank you, Alexandra, for everything true. For the mirror you held when I couldn't see through.
No bitterness, no mask to defend. Just love that lingers. And adore that won't end. So if you ever wander back through the rain, you'll find me here. Softly the same.
Not mad, not lost, just a friend. With a heart still open.
For you again.
Alex, lost at beat in the city lights. Flashing blues under New York nights. But his heart's up north where the rivers run free with a blonde-haired beauty from Maple Creek. He's got a badge and a dream and a thing for a laugh. Caught a glimpse of her smile, now he's doing the math. From the Bronx to the bush, always thinking real deep. Paige, are you the one I've been missing
in my sleep? Paige, will you fall in love with me? Swap your fishing rod for a badge and a beat. I'll bring the charm, you bring the beer. Baby, I'll be your really right here. We'll build a fire from the city spark, cutting love in the big old dark.
So what do you say? Let's rewrite destiny. Paige, will you fall in love with me? Paige, will you fall in love with me? He dreams of her boots in his uptown bed, laughing at the dumbass jokes he said. She's gutting trout, he's eating
steaks. Somewhere in the middle, they both take a break. He'd trade his nightstick for a fishing pole. Chase her laughter like it's his patrol. Oh, Paige, don't you know you're the catch of the day? And this cop's got one hell of a line to say. Paige, will you fall in love with me? I'll buy the truck, you ride shotgun for
you. We'll mix martinis with a whiskey prize. City boy and wild Canadian bride. I'll keep it clean, you keep it wild. Together we'll tame each other's styles. So what do you say? Baby, set me free. Paige, will you fall in love with me?
You clean a kill like you clean house. I just want to kiss that pretty mouth. You fish, you hunt, you drink like a king. Damn girl, you make my siren sing. Paige, will you fall in love with me?
Let's blend our flags and plant a tree. I'll hold you close like I hold the line. Give you my heart and maybe my spine. I'm just a cop with a country dream with bonfires, deer, and a northern queen. Paige, you work girl, give me that key. Paige,
will you fall in love with me? Come on, Paige. What do you say? New York's got nothing on your smile anyway.
Anyway. Come on, Paige. What do you say? New York's got nothing on your smile anyway.
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