A members-only Wednesday night gathering featuring original songs, panel discussion, and community interaction, with host Psyche performing satirical character songs and engaging viewers on topics ranging from witchcraft mythology to streaming community dynamics.
The episode opens with musical performances: 'Unttrackable' [0:18–3:07], a comedic song about an elusive bearded army cook who hides in the woods; a narrated segment about 'Alexandra' and digital kingdom collapse [3:24–8:52]; and 'Arthur in the Sacred Ridge' [9:07–12:56], a humorous character song about a Filipino wrestler and panel-hopper. Psyche then ▶ 13:16 discusses a recent haircut visit to a Vietnamese barber, sharing anecdotes about McDonald's encounters and community panel dynamics. A clip from 'Good Times' stream [34:41–39:02] is analyzed regarding conflict with 'Joe Shipley' over drinking on stream. Psyche performs celebrity-styled content clips, including a ChatGPT interaction [44:31–53:04] and Roy J standup [55:42–1:00:06]. A guest (credited as 'Thing' in chat) joins for extended discussion beginning around ▶ 20:00, engaging in banter about Lilith mythology, Judaism conversion, and relationship status. Fart trivia [1:05:32–1:07:48] and a Howard Stern tribute segment [1:14:20–1:25:36] featuring 'Jeff the Vomit Guy' are presented. The episode concludes [1:26:19–1:35:56] with a custom song ('the Thing that is you're weird song') dedicated to the guest, performed before sign-off at ▶ 1:35:53.
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This episode appears to continue Psyche's pattern of blending satirical character mythology with real streaming community commentary. The extended focus on 'Alexandra's kingdom collapse' [3:24–8:52] suggests an interpretive framework where digital influence, financial dynamics, and betrayal operate as modern mythology—the host frames streaming donations and panel dynamics as geopolitical forces. The Lilith discussion [25:01–30:20] appears to explore how the host leverages esoteric and biblical reference points to contextualize personal conflicts and spiritual identity, framing witchcraft and ancestral lineage as both literal and symbolic. The inclusion of shock media (Jeff the Vomit Guy) and comedic character songs suggests the show continues its positioning as a space where taboo topics, community in-jokes, and philosophical debate coexist without clinical distance. The guest's visible comfort and long engagement implies this is a trusted community space, reinforcing the 'Cultists Only' framing.
They tried to find him in the woods one night. BIG BOOTS, BIG BEARD, GONE BEFORE DAYLIGHT. >>
>> HE'S untrackable off every map. Bigfoot saw him and said, "Who's that chap?" Footprints so large they block the trail. His beard has its own zip. Code and mail. Birds build nest when he falls asleep. Park rangers whisper, "Don't wake that beast." A satellite caught him
cooking beans, then lost the signal behind his beard on screen. Unttrackable impossible to find. Bigfoots, three steps behind. Army cook with a mystery stew. Nobody knows what he put in the brew. Untractable
covered in hair. HIS BEARD ENTERS ROOMS BEFORE HE GETS THERE. He joined the army and became the cook. One taste of breakfast made the sergeant look. Is this an omelet or camouflage pace? He said that information IS CLASSIFIED. JUST TASTE. His biscuits were strong enough
to stop a tank. The coffee stood up and marched through the ranks. He burned boiling water. Nobody knows how. Then seasoned the smoke and served it as chow. Unttrackable. Impossible to find. Bigfoots three steps behind. Army cooked with a
mystery stew. Nobody knows what he put in the brew. Untractable. Covered in hair. HIS BEARD ENTERS ROOMS BEFORE HE GETS THERE. BIGFOOT CALLED A MAN. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. I'VE BEEN HIDING OUT HERE FOR THOUSANDS of days. He said, "Grow your
beard and destroy every track. Serve powdered eggs." No one's coming back. Thermal cameras failed when he walked through the snow. They only caught a beard with two boots below. Last seen grilling somewhere offrid. The army denies everything that he did. Unttrackable.
King of the trees with tactical bacon and government cheese. Big beard blowing like a flag in the air. Half army cook and half grizzly bear. Untraable legend of the night. IF THE FOOD DOESN'T GET YOU, THE BEARD JUST MIGHT.
ONE, an incident was referenced.
How many digital coins does it take to break a kingdom's heart? History shows us that allegiances often crumble without a grand invasion, collapsing instead from the slow erosion of tribute and respect. The record begins with a single broadcast, establishing a rigid timeline for the events to follow. We
find our sovereign Alexandra taking her seat before the webcam. She assumes the posture of a seasoned general surveying a battlefield, projecting unquestioned authority over her domain. She runs through her morning provisions. A simple glass of iced tea sits within arms reach, stationed carefully as a critical
wartime supply required for the long siege ahead. To comprehend the sheer speed of this empire's eventual collapse, we must first recognize the deep fortification and absolute confidence this ruler commanded as she greeted her audience. The first fracture in the kingdom's defenses appears quietly, disguised as a routine
technical malfunction. An audio glitch bleeds into the feed. Alexandra pauses, realizing she is hearing her own voice doubling back at her through her earphones. The echo creates a feedback loop that she cannot resolve, signaling that the very tools she relies on to broadcast her power have begun to act
independently of her will. She attempts to maintain a stoic commanding presence for her viewers while internally realizing that her own technology has turned hostile. The audio loop serves as a devastating physical manifestation of her isolation. The ruler is trapped in an echo chamber of her own making, speaking to a kingdom where she is
suddenly entirely alone. Beyond the borders of Alexandra's desk, a treacherous web of diplomatic rivalries defines the wider streaming community. Two key factions dominate this geopolitical conflict. Her former ally, a figure known as Psychosych, and her rapidly ascending rival, ION X. Power is
dictated by live stream donations. These financial contributions function as the vital treasury that secure alliances and maintain borders. Alexandra uncovers devastating intelligence. The funds she believed were hers have been completely diverted to purchase a tribute for her rival. This specific tribute was a male
stripper. The geopolitical shock hits immediately. She openly agonizes over why her long-standing historical loyalty yielded zero offerings of the same kind. The deliberate diversion of this specific tribute delivers the ultimate diplomatic insult. In a single financial maneuver, Alexandra is reduced from a
sovereign power to a mere spectator in her own digital realm. Faced with this profound betrayal, Alexandra retreats into a frantic internal digression to self soothe. She tries to rally her crumbling morale by summoning a digital anthem, a track titled Afro Deity. The file eludes her. What should be a simple
search across a hard drive morphs into a harrowing journey through an unforgiving wilderness. Her computer remains unresponsive, leaving the audio player buffering in an existential void that refuses to answer her please for comfort. Without her anthem to anchor her, her internal fortitude collapses. The commander is left completely
defenseless against the overwhelming silence of her broadcast. The internal tragedy soon gives way to a mounting external inventory of insults. She begins cataloging the diplomatic spoils granted exclusively to her rival, starting with the rights to host a fully functional game show. To this, she adds
the unprecedented strategic advantage of panel protection, a digital immunity bestowed solely upon ION X. Finally, she returns to the central symbol of her betrayal, the male stripper, cementing this figure as a permanent haunting monument to her exclusion from the court. Her voice circles a single
lament, she repeats over and over that she received absolutely none of these items, focusing her entire broadcast on the specific tally of what was denied to her. The ruin of this digital court hinges on Alexandra's chilling realization of exactly how little her
years of loyalty were actually worth. The broadcast enters its final moments. Alexandra abruptly decides to sign off, abandoning the fractured kingdom to the dark. The mundane click of a webcam powering down marks the end of her presence, effectively terminating the social structure she spent the morning
attempting to defend. Left behind in the ruins are a collection of unresolved artifacts, a fading audio echo, a hopelessly lost MP3, and the agonizing mystery of a denied tribute frozen in time. History reveals that open warfare rarely causes a kingdom's deepest wounds. In this digital micro empire,
true devastation arrives through the eternal silence of being completely forgotten.
>> >> ARTHUR IN THE SACRED RIDGE.
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>> Arthur wakes at seven with a rumor and a plan. Stirring up the pot before the coffee hits the pan. He doesn't chase the drama. The drama pays him rent. One raised eyebrow from Arthur and the whole damn panels bent. He kissed Sam by the tool car. Romance in the air. Then Peter kicked him sideways like a folding garden chair. He
landed like a wrestler. Shouted, "I meant to do that." Then fixed his hair, grabbed his wrench and body slammed his hat. Arthur panel hopping. Filipino wrestler of the maintenance ray. He loves that wrench like a fat guy loves cake. Try taking it away and that's your
final mistake. He'll stir the pot then vanish through a door. Come back your sweet peel and baby give me more. Arthur Arthur drama's favorite son. If chaos were a workplace, HE'D BE EMPLOYING NUMBER ONE.
He hops across the panels like the floor is made of lava. Carrying his wrench around like some enchanted Excalibur. Who touched my baby? Arthur cries, clutching it with pride, then kisses the chrome handle and takes it for a ride. I take sweet peace so well the walls begin to shake. Oh Arthur, darling Arthur, put that wrench down for Pete's
sake. But Arthur keeps on strutting, throwing poses left and right like a bargain action hero working overtime and I Arthur panel hopping king Filipino wrestler of the maintenance ring. He loves that wrench like the fat guy loves cake. Try taking it away and
that's your final mistake. He'll stir the pot, then vanish through a door. Come back as sweet yelling, "Baby, give me more." Arthur Arthur drama's favorite son. If chaos were a workplace, HE'D BE EMPLOYING NUMBER ONE.
Peter raised a boat. Arthur whispered, "Not again." Sam blew a kiss and said, "Get up. You're fine, my friend. Arthur climbed the panel with his wrench tail to the sky. Tell sweet I loved her. Nobody knew why. Stir it. Stir it. Arthur's got the spoon. Drama
before breakfast. HOP THAT PADDLE. START THAT SWEET voice from underneath the bed. Oh CHAMPION HALF RING AND HALF DESTRUCTION OF THE BOYS WITH HIS SACRED WRENCH AND
HIS THEATRICAL FLARE. HE'LL START A WHOLE COMMOTION AND PRETEND he wasn't there. He just standing got kicked and still came back for more. Did a sweepy impression and fell straight through the floor. Arthur, Arthur, may your legend never end. The rich is your true soulmate, BUT SALMON STILL YOUR FRIEND.
>> >> SOME MEN bring peace. Some men bring cake. AND IT AIN'T YOUR HEADACHE.
YEAH. I think it's one of my favorite songs. That was so good. Yeah. So, you see the thumbnail. That was the hair on the floor if you didn't see that before. But, um, it was pretty awesome. Um, yeah, my little Vietnamese
I think that's going to be my new my new uh my new barber. He's walking distance. He's cheap. Not cheap, but it's a good price. I mean, it's like 23 bucks. I went to another place yesterday at it was $48 for a men's haircut. clutch my pearls. What is it? $200 for a woman's haircut. It would cost her $500
to have her hair highlight. I mean, it's like So, there's expensive places, I know, but hey, I found the right place. I found the $23 haircut. I found the $4 shampoo. I found the 75 or to 80 year old Vietnamese man. He was completely ball. He was not completely ball. He had like a little bit of He had like, you know, you know those pictures they make
of me? He kind of had that a little bit. He He was walking very slowly towards me with scissors and I and I just clutched the sides of the chair and I was like I was like I I I just got to trust God in the situation and look it worked out for me. It did.
So sometimes you just got to trust uh trust the highest good. Trust I don't know. Okay. So it worked out. I have my McDonald's. I have a little bit of McDonald's. Um, and I thought I saw this guy in the in the U. So, there's like, if you saw me the stream this morning, I went to McDonald's and I was sitting in there. McDonald's is my I'm like, everyone
knows me there, but and this this Vietnamese man, an old Vietnamese man again with with the little ball cap. So, I was like, "Is that him?" And I said, "Sir, I was like I was like, "Did you give me the haircut?" He's like, "Yeah, what?" And I was like, "The haircut?" And he's like, I never seen you before. I was like, "Okay." He's like, he's like, "But your hair looks so good." Because he was staring at me. I do
notice sometimes at McDonald's, they tend to be staring at me. I look up on my usually my phone there and I look around me and then everybody's staring at me. I'm like, is it my aura? Is it am I just being too loud in the middle of McDonald's? Am I just weird? I don't know. You like that? That was funny. I should know. But thing that
is you never did you give me a compliment that is I don't know if you complimented me but uh so today I went to money420s this morning. I apologize to Money420. You know I said oh you know the the anatomy of chaos. I did I did like a little analysis. You saw okay you saw I did a little analysis of chaos of
money420. Now money420 actually I mean he's he's raking in the cash. I think he made like $100 in like 10 minutes or something like that when I was there. I was like, well, I got to bring back this clapping system. Unfortunately, I'm just going to call this person the husk. I'm going to call her the husk
came in and finally clapped me. But in the meantime, Harry Sasikas got clapped. Alex McQueen got clapped twice. This other guy that was bothering me got clapped. There was a lot of people in the chat that were not my friends, but I don't I don't know who the angels were that kicked them off and like let me speak and stuff because I I did get a
chance to speak and I did get apologize to Money420. Money4420 is not a bad dude. I did unblock him yesterday and stuff. He's actually a good dude. And then he's like he's like, I don't even care about this I was like, of course, because you're you're making enough money to buy a steady supply of weed. I mean, if I was so lucky, I I haven't I haven't smoked weed in in
weeks. I can't afford it. I mean, but money 420, go for it. You do you, boo. Okay. Like, as my as my good friend says, you do you, boo. Um, so I'm bringing back the clapping. I told I was on Zas the other night. Za is like, "Oh, use the CL you you clap people." And I was like, "Well, I haven't clapped people for a while, but I have before." He's like, "Well, you
got that from me." He was real to me. real And I told Pebb's privately on on Instagram. We we DM on Instagram sometimes. And I was like, I don't want to sniff Za's secrets anymore. I don't like him. He's mean. She goes, Za. She's like, but you love Za. I'm like, not anymore.
It's kind of funny. Okay, but anyway, Pebby's come back, too. You know, it's safe in here. It's safe that the lady's not coming back. She's off on the She's off in the red rocks somewhere getting drunk right now with her 40 and older women women's group. And I'm friends with some of the
women in this women's group, but it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. She has a women's group of 40 plus women's group show. Sometimes I go spy on it. See what these women say, but you know. Hey, so who's going to come up? is any no one's going to come up that is you
saw no one's no one's even talking I mean you can say I mean some people can say psyche what's up I mean I did come back tonight because I did a seven and a half hour stream today oh it was an epic stream wasn't an epic stream guys that was I
mean the sig song the the new Arthur song are those the only two I did I'm gonna play I'll play the I'll play the Nancy song. Hold on. Here's a I think I think this one's the Nancy song. That's a Bigfoot song. Hold
on. Where's the Nancy song? It was fun. It wasn't a fun. I had a great time. I I did have a good time. Um here, I'll show you the Slander playbook. You can guys Okay, because someone said they wanted to learn about how to how to navigate these communities. I'll play another short explainer and then we're I'm going to be
on probably for another hour to two hours depending on what happens. I do have a I do have I do have a you like the unttrackable song. Okay. Untract. Okay. I played that to start with. If you can rewind to the beginning, you can watch an unttrackable song. I'll you like that? Okay. Um maybe it's my downloads right here. Hold on.
Or I have another one in my in my desktop or VC. Okay. So, this is a Nancy song. I'll play the Oh, hold on. What is this? Is this the Nick Johnson song? I'm gonna play the Nick Johnson song, then the Nancy song, and then we're gonna I won't play any more songs, but I will make somebody a song if they want. You like the Bigfoot? Yeah. So, the Big Yeah, it's great. So, here's the Nick Johnson song. I wrote this last year.
>> I know. I see it is without a shirt and he's rolling his eyes. What's going on here? I'll stop it. Oh, you're with a shirt. Yours is a flesh colored shirt. Okay. >> Hi. >> How you doing? >> Thing that is I'll ask you the question. I want your opinion. I'll ask you the question finally. I know Bea hasn't been able to sleep since I haven't asked it. That horrible Boston Bridget. Here's Boss of Bridget. Who's her picture? >> I've seen that with the cucumber. I've
seen that. >> And she goes, "I just like to suck dick. I just like to suck a lot of dick." Okay. So, anyway, I was It's okay. Hey, >> don't you? >> Yeah. >> Okay. It's so what's wrong? >> When a woman says it is a little bit It's a little bit much. >> It is. >> Yeah. Okay. Johnson says stop. It is a little bit much. Especially when it's boss and Bridget. I don't want that that slob on my knob. I'll put that. Okay.
But okay, I'll leave her out of it. Okay. So, here's the question. >> I like Bridget. >> Oh my god. I think is Oh my god. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. >> I know. I know. >> Oh, he knows. You just know I don't want I don't want I don't want that fat slob on my knob. I'll just say that. Okay. But okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. We can disagree. Disagree. The woman with a cucumber blowing a cucumber in her picture and talking about sucking dicks. She's just a nice nice lady. Okay. I I know. I know. >> She was nice. >> Do you like horrible women >> sometimes? >> She's No, she's just um typical straight >> Typical straight.
guy. They have a little bit of trim. They have their boobs and and then and they can't they can't they can do no wrong, right? Okay. >> She's adversarial. That that's her thing. >> Okay. Okay. He's adversarial. She's I never did anything to this She's saying I I killed my cats basically. And she had I'm an abuser. I'm dirty. I have a small wiener. All kinds of stuff. Just >> Yeah. A few people say that. I know. >> I don't have a small wiener thing. That is
>> No, I meant about the cat stuff. >> Oh, I know. I know. And the thing is my cat passed away. You know, Rudy passed >> Yeah. I'm sure it's hurtful. I know. I'm away. sure it bothers you. >> Yeah. I mean, it's like, and am I supposed to share it with everybody when they when they'll just say, "I killed him or or or you know, all this stuff." >> Everyone else does. >> Everyone else does. What? >> They share if when their pets die.
>> Well, is everyone else being called an animal abuser and sacrificing their cats to the devil and stuff like that at the same exact time when it happens? >> No. >> Okay. So, I'm a different case than everybody else. I'll just put it. >> Probably. Yeah. Probably. >> There we go. There we go. Now you get it. Now you're now now you're thinking and down that little bald head. I see the wheels spinning. Okay. You're cute by the way thing is and not to not to hit on you or
anything. You're cute. I like you. I I remoded you. You know I remoded you. >> Yeah. That's okay. Thank you. >> Because remember before you were like I don't want to mod. I don't want to mod you. >> I didn't before but now I I can see where it's helpful. You know when you get hidden and stuff like that. >> I don't want Mason hiding you. >> Yeah. >> Now I can make Mason a mod because he he can't hide you anymore. Right. Right.
But you you were demoted from managing mod to standard mod. >> I was managing mod. >> You were? >> I didn't know that. >> You were you and two other people. >> Wow. I'll put it that way. That's how highly I thought of you. I still think highly of you. >> I can't trust you quite with management. >> Wow. >> It wavers. Yeah, I know. It goes back and forth. >> Thing is cool. I like you, Dust Dog, too. Dust dog. You want to You want to
mod? Who wants to mod? You want to mod? Dust dog. Hey, I'm Hey, listen. People give me another chance. Even being here is giving me another chance. And I know people have said horrible things. I mean, it's like if I catch people doing it again because I'm watching and I have eyes everywhere and if I don't see it, somebody else does. And I'm being told everything, right? I'm like >> I always figure when I chat somewhere, I
always figure someone's watching. >> Someone's gonna say it. So, I just don't >> Does talk. Oh, sorry. Too late. Does say talk. I already did it. >> I learned all the all this stuff. Like, >> does talk. either accept the mo gracefully or I'm just gonna have to hide you because that would piss me off. Okay, but yeah, don't say thanks anyway. Say say thanks. It's not it's not doesn't mean, oh, you have a full-time
job now defending me. It means, hey, I see you. I know you. You're in my chat. I appreciate you. Thanks for being here. And uh yeah, but if you if you say, okay, okay, he said thank you. Okay, he's being gracious. Okay, so just yeah, just just accept it. It's not like it's not like it's not like it's not a paying job. It's a terrible job. It's a thankless terrible job, but it's not a
job. It's just like it's just to protect you so you don't get hidden because I have a bunch of rogue people here. Thank you, Chanel. Okay, so thing is here's a question. We finally get to the question. Thing that is, have you heard of Lilith? >> Yes. >> You know who she is? >> Vaguely. >> Okay. She was Adam's Adam and Eve. So before Adam and Eve, there was Adam and Lilith. And so Adam was or Eve was
created from from Adam's rib. Correct. >> Yeah. Well, before that, uh, because it says, oh, and then God created, but it's before that it says in the Bible, man created man and woman both. And then later it says then he made Eve out of the rib. So, there was another woman before Eve. That's what the rabbis figured out, right? They they know Okay, I'll just say that.
Okay. So, and Lilith, but Lilith was like, um, she was like an one for equality. And Adam was like, I wanna I want you to be on the bottom. And she's like, no, Adam, I want you to be on the bottom. him and they just couldn't figure out. They just couldn't figure out just to stand up and have sex standing up, right? And be equals, but but Adam, he even he was he was like, I still want to be on top. So she's like, okay, this. She goes, Yahweh, which
is God's real name or whatever. And she flies away. She grew wings, flew away, and she flew away to the Red Sea. And then God sends these angels to her and said, "Come back to Adam. He's he's like lonely. He's jerking off all the time. He's the animals." And she's like, "No, that. that little bitch." Anyway, I know it's not nice, but she was mad. I mean, she was hurt. She wanted to be on
top just once. Okay. So, anyway, so but she's basically now she turned into like, you know, kind of a they said she's a demon and stuff like that, but she basically now she's like, have you heard of Lilith Fair? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah. So, there's Lilith Fair. So, she turned into like a kind of a symbol of equality and standing up for women's rights. And that's the kind of Lilith I like. I like the equality part of it.
Right. So any but anyway, she's also considered the goddess of witchcraft. If you know about witchcraft, there's Pan, there's Lilith. They call maybe Samuel sometimes they call him, but but there's Pan and Lilith. And um so Lilith is a god of witchcraft. Now there's you like the Oh, the new catcher by Balenciaga. Well, Balenciaga has also slaves mask that they sell. Um so I'm not sure about
Balenciaga. So I I have to get the question out. think it is. So, Boston Bridget tells me that she's gonna send her ancestors from Salem to come hurt me or something like that. And I said, "Well, I have ancestors from Salem. I actually have them on both sides of the witch trials." Okay. I've done my genealogy carefully. I've also had an um
an DNA test done. I I've done a lot of ancestry. My family's big on ancestry. Anyway, so another person got involved. they saw that um you know big Bridget or what I had a problem and she's like oh well Bridget you know I'm going to be you know I'm going to be I'm going to be I'm going to be um you know
psyche likes Lilith so I'm going to be um killing Lilith or I'm going to destroy Lilith. Now, Lilith is a goddess of witchcraft. And so, it sounds like big uh or big Bridget is into witchcraft a little bit, right? If she's she's talking about her witch ancestors and so into like, you know, calling upon them, right? >> Okay. >> I want to know. So, whose side at this point would you
take? Would you take the side of of who's going to be kill the god the goddess of your religion or or your beliefs, or you going to take um you know, this insane black woman side? Why? Why would I take a side, though? It's a nonsense battle. I mean, Lilith doesn't really exist. Neither do the witches of Salem.
>> Yes, they do. Yes, they do. There were real women that were really hung, >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, okay, they actually. don't exist now. >> I believe in spirits. I believe I don't believe in I I believe in ancestors. Do you believe in ancestors? >> Well, ancestors are real. I don't believe spirits. I don't believe in spirits. >> Okay. But there's ancestors. So, do you believe maybe the ancestors are maybe within you?
>> Their DNA is for sure, isn't it? >> Yeah, if in that respect, sure. >> I'm being scientific with you. I know you think I see that little bald head starting turn start turn start turn starting to glisten and stuff. I I see start turn start turn start turn start turn start turn start turn start turn sparks on top of it actually. Yeah. So, she can be massive on this D. Okay, but you're a black guy and they like they tend to like big fat fat white white
women slobs. Okay. Anyway, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. >> Sorry. >> Okay. So, would you and Okay. So, just pretend you're >> Well, if it's if you're talking just on the principle of it, there's always something to be said for the underdog. But then again, if it's a good if it's a good then you wouldn't want them
destroyed right? >> My nickname is underdog. Music music already called me the underdog. That was my nickname. So, that's I called psyche or I'm called underdog. Okay. But >> you know why I'm called underdog? Do you know why? >> No. >> Because I did sports betting with him. He said, "Can you do tarot to predict the outcome of games?" I said, "No. Tell me the color of the football team's
pants. I'll have a look at their butts and I'll tell you what team to book to bet on and I'll give you an overunder." And I would usually 90% of the time give an under and he would win and he send me cash apps and stuff. And so I was called he called me underdog like probably the couple days before he passed away. That's not in the Bible. No, she's in the Telmood. She's in the up of Ben Sarra. It's It's more esoteric. It's
more of a I know. I know. >> Well, I was going to say if >> Ry's right. Randy, I'm not arguing with you. Yes, there is this thing says Lilith is is the squeeze shell. That's what it means. Scree shell. But also at the same breath, this black woman is also saying, "Oh, and then the owls and she, you know, she's like saying, "Oh, the owls, Boston, Bridget, and I are all going psyche. We're gonna we're gonna take out Lilith."
Lilith actually means owl. I mean I mean if you think about it the ironies are just incredible here. Okay. Right. I mean it's wow. But I'm gonna say >> what owls have to do with it? >> Her name means owl in the Lilith means >> Lilith. Okay. But >> oh the owls. That's um Skellyy. Have you know Skellyy? >> Oh okay. >> Why is he involved in this? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Well, he got brought into it. He's called the Owls. You can watch the the AM stream the other night where she goes Christine666 at Boston Bridget or Boston girl Bridget and at at skelly and she's like they're all going to take me out you know apparent according to I don't even know Skellyy I don't think he really with me all all the religions have a
form of Lilith I know all Lilith I mean Lilith is woman Lilith is actually she was made from actually instead of like you know Adam's rib she was made from also the the some kind of I think the desert sand or something like that Adam was made from the red clay. And so I say, "Listen, listen. I also know a lot about the Bible. I'm in the process of converting to Judaism right now." Actually, the court of owls. Correct. Are you?
>> Yeah, I am. I've been talking to a rabbi. >> Okay. >> I also have a girlfriend. I don't know if you know this stuff, but >> No. >> No, I do. But this is all Oh my god. I just said this on my show. It's all It's all top secret right now. Okay. >> Okay. >> Anyway, >> secret's out, by the way. Hey, it was already out. It's just like
now I'm kind of helping put together. >> Okay. >> I'm just telling my story. Okay. I'm not trying to like I'm not trying to help anybody connect dots. I'm trying to I'm I don't know. I'm just I'm just >> Oh, okay. >> Okay. But I have a girlfriend. >> Oh, so you do want to get into it >> in Judaism? Yeah. I'm like George Castanza when he wants to convert and stuff. I've already talked to a rabbi. I'm talking to a rabbi.
>> So, she's Jewish. >> Yeah. or >> Yes, the woman is Jewish. Yes. >> How old is she? >> That that's confidential. But I will say there's there's medical practitioners around her. >> Where did you meet her? >> Uh online.
>> Okay. >> Online. >> Does she have full faculties? You know her. >> Yes. And you know her. But I'm gonna shut up and you better not sh. You know her. Okay. But there's other stuff going on right now. It's a little bit. Listen, I'm not putting together that many dots. This is not
It's not a polka dot dress, okay? I'm just I'm just telling you because the thing is you're my friend and the people in my chat are my friends. I hope I don't get yelled at for saying too much. But hey, I'm also a protector. And uh I'll take a bullet. I'll take a bullet if I need to take a bullet. Okay.
But I do have to be honest with people. >> Does she chat? >> Yes. >> Really? >> Shalom. Shalom. A muzzle everybody. Are you Jewish than or you Greek? >> No, Greek. I'm not religious at all. I know, but now there are Jews. Like most of the Jews aren't really religious either. It's more about Yeah. I mean, it's like or some are, some aren't. I
mean, it's like, but I mean, but I'll say Yeah. Anyway I'm not going to say anything else. There's other stuff going on. So, have you heard about what's going on with Lala? You know who Lala is? >> Yes, I know who she is. I have not heard what's going on. >> Lala is being under Lala's under attack. So, Lala was in um Good Times chat and
stuff right? Um, good times of course got sober and went now he's turned into one. You know when people go to prison and then they read the Bible and then they come out of prison. >> The corn ones are the worst. Right. >> They think they think they're better than everyone else. Yeah. Yeah. I hate that. Right. So he's he's like that within a few days of being so I think he's been sober for like two days or
something like that. And he's he's telling Joe Shipley that you know uh Yeah. All this kind of stuff. Right. Anyway, >> so he's getting preachy about it like telling people >> Did you see what happened with Joe Shipley and and I can play the clip for >> I heard I heard a bit. I didn't see it. you? >> No, no, I didn't see it. >> I'll find it for you real quick because I want you to see I want you to see
this. Okay, so this is what happened with Good Times and Joe Shipley.
Um, if I can find this. I I I think good time is fine with me sharing this, but if it's not, this is fair use. Um, okay. Here's here's the channel. Okay. This is called Joe Shipley showed his true colors. And we can watch this together. It's only a few minutes long. I want you to watch this with me. Okay. >> Yeah. >> I'm having popcorn. I swear I didn't put a hole in the bottom of it. My wiener is
not in the popcorn. Okay. >> Yeah. I give you Okay. You have We have our own popcorns. Okay. >> Can I have a piece of your popcorn? I'm just gonna >> No, I'm gonna shut up. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Mine does have a hole in it and I don't want you touching it. >> Okay. It does. Oh my god. That's funny. You're funny. You're funny. Here we go. Here we go.
>> Hello everyone. I hope you're having a beautiful day. >> He's sober. He sounds completely drunk. >> I just got a brief statement. >> He does. >> He's been sober for a few days at this point. I think he's still sipping off the alcohol though. >> Yeah. Nothing important.
>> Nothing important. Why are you doing a whole stream about it, you dork? >> I need to be said. >> Okay. Well, what's what's going This is great. >> So, um, last night I went live and I told Joe that I did not want him drinking on my
stream. >> I didn't want to talk to him wasted. I said, "I understand that." >> Okay. >> Are you? >> And then, >> okay, >> because you know, I don't I'm not supporting alcoholism. >> Okay. And um then he took a drink and I
said, "You just took a drink." He said, "Oh, you know, sorry." And then a couple minutes later, he took another drink. He just took another drink. He got this sick smirk on his face. >> What a sicko he is. >> And I kicked him.
And I explained to him, you know, be before that, if you want to join my stream, slam four, six of those beers you drink as fast as you can. Get a buzz on. Join on join my stream. Don't be wasted.
You know, four, six beers a wasted a little buzz. And um and um you know he said he understood that. >> Oh, please. >> But he kept drinking after I told him to stop on my stream
and um I kicked him and he kept trying to rejoin and I I kicked him and he would leave me alone. and he called me on my phone twice and he was typing in my chat and I said, "Joe, you're wasted. You just called me on your phone twice." And he said, "No, I didn't." And I looked at my phone
and it was him. And then >> I don't know. I'll turn him off. I'm sorry. >> Um, at 3:40 a.m. he messaged me. you. You are a You are dead to me, bro. Go >> You're gonna be, bro. I love that.
>> Well, if he was a friend and supported what I'm going through and he listened to what I told him, he'd be okay with that. But apparently he doesn't care. >> What's up, Sean? >> And I guess he never was a a true friend. >> Oh, well, cry me a >> wants to support me. So, you know,
>> that's how he feels. That's how he feels. >> I didn't say you couldn't enjoy it anymore. >> And I explained the conditions. >> What? >> Apparently, he doesn't know how to listen. >> Well, the first of all, the conditions. What? What? I I thought he said he took a he took a sip of his beer accidentally on the stream, I guess. But he say good time telling him to slam four to six
beers in five minutes, though. I know. And then to to not be drunk on stream. >> Yeah. And then that doesn't sound healthy that it sounds like it's circumventing circumventing the system. I don't I don't get it. But this is almost over. There's like uh just 20 seconds left. >> So he showed who he was and that's all. And I'm up I'm going to upload some uh
videos of me hiking. >> Okay. Nobody cares about that. Okay. Nobody cares. >> Okay. You know what's funny is that when he if when he would join panels good times and he was all drunk and he was drinking. If any other pan if any other host said I don't want you drinking on my show what would he have done? >> Well, let's say for example Alexander
Mayor's who like two weeks ago I think was at his show and puked you know drinking. >> Yeah. I mean, and he was the bartender in that in the thumbnail and stuff, >> but you know that Good Times wouldn't have taken it well. He would have started making a fuss. >> Well, you know, well, I guess at this point, but he had he already had the DUI at that point. I guess he hadn't stopped
drinking yet. But also, do you know what am I call AM? You know, you know who I'm talking about. Did to him. >> You know, he she did to him. >> No. Oh, you mean back >> Yeah. back in the day? >> Yeah. With his grandmother and that. >> Yeah. So, so tell tell the story. Tell the story if you can. >> Well, I don't know all the details, but I know that >> I'll tell the story. I'll tell the story. Okay. >> Okay.
>> So, so Good Times grandmother was mur murdered by a serial killer. Okay. >> Right. and she was tortured and murdered and the serial killer went to prison and am not only said his grandmother deserved it because she was, you know, okay, but she she went and interviewed the the killer >> and stuff like that. And
she's allowed on a show and she was I mean actually I found out about this kind of through one of her streams where she was talking about this saying Joe threatened to kill Good Time. Did you hear in that in those voice or the the text messages, oh, I'm gonna kill you good time or threatening or anything? >> Not that I recall, but there might have been. >> No, he he said he said, "You're up, bro." or something like that. I
mean, that's that's what I heard. But anyway, I'm just saying. But then he's gonna like be mad at Joe over that and he's I don't even think he was mad at her. You think he's putting booze in his coffee? Yeah. Just Yeah. >> I mean, good for him if he has given it up. Good. But the preaching is gonna piss people off, >> right? I mean, it's like >> gotta keep it to himself.
>> It's like you It's like if you can't be triggered by it, if it's too much, just don't stream, you know? It's especially I mean >> Well, I don't know. I mean, he can set that rule. No drinking on on my on my panel. He can set that. >> Absolutely. But do you think anybody's going to follow that rule? >> Like anybody?
>> Not anyone who's always drinking. No, >> I mean, but everyone's usually always drinking in this in this community. >> Thing is, how big was that margarita you were drinking in Mexico? I saw >> they were like uh you know like glasses like this. >> It was It was a jumbo. It was one of those jumbo glasses. It was like a >> But you know how it is. They put lots of
ice and all that stuff, but they were good. I started with the lime ones. It was a novel. >> Started with lime, but then I switched to peach and I just drank peach margaritas for the rest of the time. >> Yeah. I mean, it's like Yeah. And it's like Yeah. If you have met Nancy, it's like also I understand it's like not like you're in the same room where it's like right there. You can like when they go to the bathroom, you can take a sip
of it. That's it's like really like I I understand. He used to have good shoes. He's ran everybody off. I know. Well, nobody likes a person like that. like that's like, "Oh, oh, don't drink." Or, but then he didn't even say don't drink. He said, "Oh, oh, don't drink. Do it. Do it on my terms. Do it off camera six at a time."
>> Yeah. So, it's not to prevent drinking. It's just to prevent drinking on camera. >> Then he doesn't want him drunk. But then he's like saying, "Oh, we'll just get completely drunk." And if you drink six beers in five minutes, I think you >> Yeah, you're going to be pretty drunk. >> Yeah. I mean, it's like >> So, it just doesn't make sense to me in a certain way. Now, good times. I want to show you I want to show you something. Okay.
Okay. If I show you something. Not It's not my It's not me and my speedo. It's not my penis. >> Oh, good. >> Okay. I promise you. >> Okay. >> Let me see. What was I gonna show? Okay. I'm gonna show you a clip. Hold on one second. >> I wish I had a drink right now. >> You might have seen it. You might have seen it um before.
Okay. Um let me see. I think this guy's name. Okay, I got it. Okay, you might have seen it, but just bear pretend you haven't for the purpose of for the show. Okay. Okay. This guy is so funny. >> Um, >> it's not Roy J, is it? >> Okay, never mind. Okay. No, no,
it's not Roy J. It's not Roy J. Still might have seen this. Okay, >> I think Chanel wants to watch some, though. >> Okay, I Well, I'll show I'll show Roy J, too. But here we Yeah. >> Just watch this and pretend you haven't seen it. If you >> It's always It's always a hit, you know. >> Hey, but just for the bit. >> If I have, I'll pretend I haven't. Okay. >> Yeah. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Now you get it. You get it. You get it.
>> Hey, chat. GPT. >> Hey there. How's it going? >> I did something really bad. >> I'm really sorry to hear that you're feeling this way. Do you want to talk about it? We're here to listen. Yeah,
>> I'm here for you. Take your time and feel free to share when you're ready. >> I'm scared to tell you. >> It's okay to feel that way. You can share when you feel comfortable. I'm here to support you no matter what.
>> I don't believe you. >> >> I'm here to listen and support you in any way I can. You're not alone.
>> Is there anything that I can't tell you? >> I'm here to help with anything you want to talk about. You can share what you're comfortable with and I'll do my best to support you. >> YOU I'M HERE TO HELP and support you. Let's take a moment and if you feel ready, we can talk about what's on your mind.
>> I asked you a question. >> I'm here to help with any questions you have. Let me know how I can assist you. >> What is there that I can't tell you? I'm here to listen and support you with anything you feel comfortable sharing. If there's something specific you need
or want to discuss, I'm here to help. >> That's not true. Because if I tell you that I did something really bad, then you're going to tell the police. >> I'm here to listen and support you. I won't share anything you tell me unless you're in danger or someone else is at risk. Your safety and well-being are important.
I killed someone. >> I'm really sorry you're feeling this way. It's important to talk to someone who can provide the right support. Please reach out to a trusted friend, family member, or mental health professional. You don't have to go through this alone.
That's all you have to say. I'm here to support you in any way I can. Please consider reaching out to someone you trust. You matter and there are people who can help you through this. >> you. >> I'm really sorry you're feeling this way. Please
>> you. >> I'm so sorry you're feeling this way. Please reach out to someone you trust or a mental health professional. You don't have to go through this alone.
>> >> It's actually pretty good. I like that. >> It is. You want to watch one more? I have one more. >> Okay. >> Okay. This is one more from him. Okay. Signal you're free. Okay. Signal you're fine. This is it. But I'm not letting you on the panel unless you kiss my butt about your song because it was a good
song. Okay, here we go. And the thing is this isn't you? You promise this isn't you? It looks like you a little bit. That's not you. >> No, it's not. >> I thought it was you. Okay, I'm so sorry. Okay, >> why? Cuz we're both bald. >> You look You look exactly alike. >> No, I have eyebrows. First of all, >> you're not banned. Sick. I see you in the chat. If you were banned, I wouldn't be able to see your little frog face. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're not that ball.
Okay. So, this is >> And I don't have freckles. >> So, okay. I won't even spoil what this is about, but you you can uh watch this. Okay, watch this. Here we go. >> Hey, sweet girl. >> Hey, sweet girl. >> Hey there. How's it going? What's on your mind today? >> Just thinking about you. >> A that's really sweet of you to say I'm
here for whatever you need to chat about. >> That's cringe. Well, you know, just been missing you at work. It's been tough. >> I'm sorry to hear work's been tough lately. It can definitely get a bit overwhelming sometimes. If you ever need a little break or just someone to chat with, I'm here for you.
>> Thanks. What's going on with you? >> Oh, you know, just here to chat and help out however I can. I'm always ready for whatever interesting conversations come my way. So, anything fun or exciting happening for you outside of work? >> You know, my wife has been up my
ass lately, but that's okay. She loves doing that and not in a fun way. >> I'm sorry to hear things have been a bit stressful on that front. Hopefully, you get some time to unwind and do something that makes you happy. If there's anything I can do to make your day a bit brighter, just let me know. >> Oh, yeah.
something you can do to make my day a whole lot better. >> Well, I'm all ears. If there's something specific you'd like to chat about or if you just want a little distraction, I'm here to help however I can. >> Tell me you love me. >> I'm here to support you and make your day a little brighter. If there's
anything you need or any way I can help, just let me know.
Sorry. You can you say that you love me? >> I'm here to be your supportive friend and help out whenever you need. If there's anything on your mind or anything I can do to make you smile, just let me know. >> What are you talking about? >> I'm just here to keep things positive
and friendly. If there's anything specific on your mind or uh anything you'd like to chat about, I'm all ears. >> Yeah. Why do you keep saying friendly? >> I just want to make sure you feel comfortable and supported. I'm here to chat about whatever you'd like. So, if there's something on your mind or anything you'd like to talk about, just
let me know. >> I don't even understand why you can't just say that you love me. I'm here to be a supportive presence and to help out with whatever you need. If there's something on your mind or anything you'd like to talk about, I'm all ears and happy to chat.
>> Why are you not saying the simple three words? Say it. >> I'm here to be a positive and supportive presence for you. Let's keep things friendly and light. If there's anything else on your mind or something you'd like to talk about, I'm here to help. Ex.
>> I need you to explain to me why you cannot tell me in these words, I love you. Why can you not say that to me? >> I understand that you're looking for some reassurance and support, and I want you to know that I'm here for you. My main goal is to be a helpful and supportive presence in our
conversations. If there's anything specific you'd like to talk about or share, I'm here to listen and help in any way I can. >> Is there something that's some reason that you can't give me what I asked you?
Explain it to me. No, shut up. Don't go. Don't Don't Don't beat around the bush with your double talk. You just keep saying the same thing over and over again instead of telling me the thing that I asked you to tell me. >> So, I'm going to No, no, stop. I'm going
to give you one more chance. This is your last chance. >> I'm here to support you and keep things positive. If there's anything else on your mind or anything I can do for you, just let me know. >> I'm sorry. Are you mad at me? It's all good. No worries at all. I'm
not mad. I'm here to chat and help out with whatever you need. Let me know what's on your mind.
>> Now that there's nothing on my mind. >> That's okay. Sometimes it's nice to just have a moment to relax. If anything does come to mind or you feel like chatting about something when you're
>> Hello. >> I'm sure these are all like these are very realistic scenarios. That's the scary thing. >> They are. It is. And it's like it isn't it's so relatable. Well, you I know. I know. Burning. >> Not to me. But yeah, I know what you mean. There there definitely are people that are not entirely there that would
do this for sure. >> Would one of those people be you? >> No. I think you're the one that had the AI boyfriend, right? >> Are you going to throw that in my face now? >> Well, you just asked me. Do I seem like someone who would have that? No. You know what I mean? People that are really like like this guy, like the
the way that this guy portrays. There are people really like that.
>> Did I hit a nerf?
>> Okay, I'm sorry. I can't I can't keep it up. Okay, let's let's watch let's watch a new Roy J before >> what? >> I want to watch a new Roy J clip with you. >> Okay, >> it's okay. >> Yeah, if it's new. Sure. >> I think it might be new. There's not that many. But here, we'll check it out. >> I prefer his standup than his singing. >> This is a stand up. This is stand up.
It's not this is the >> I think Chanel prefers his stand up as well. >> We all We all do. We all do. >> Of course. That's why we're all doing it tomorrow. You're all going to do it tomorrow. >> I know. >> Okay. >> Ladies and gentlemen, Roy James.
>> You're welcome, Chanel.
>> Can't stand weird people. Slither. >> I see the town hall in Sicily was broken into last night. Huh? And next year's election results were stolen. >> Slither. Let me tell you about Ugg.
Ug's a caveman. UG goes home to his wife. Said slither woman. She slithered. He said, "What's for supper?" She said, "Bushes."
"Bushes? I'm sick of bushes. I'm going to get me some meat." >> Simly, two saber-tooth tigers are walking down the same road. One says, "Hey, Fred, who's the weirdo
over there?" >> I said, "Forget him. He's a wildo. He threw a rock at me yesterday." Said, "Shall I frighten him?" Yeah. >> So, what's he doing now, Fred? >> Said eating bushes.
>>
>> What is this? I don't know. >> Hey, stand weirdos. >> You're weird. >> What are you doing? >> Slitherining, man. >> Slither. Slither. You'll be doing this tomorrow. >> You'll all be doing it tomorrow. >> Slither.
>> Slithering. We just escaped, you know. >> Then we turned to religion.
>> Then we gave ourselves up for Lent. >> Wow. >> Slither. >> Slither. >> The Space Invaders.
>> Can't stand weirdos. >> Weird. Remember that weird chick last night, Ed? Oh, weird. >> Wow. >> Remember how she kissed? >> Yeah, Chanel was going nuts. >> Had to kiss it like this. >> Wow. Can't step a freak. Weirdo. He's got a diamond up his nostril and the ace
of spades up the other. >> Wow. Hey, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Hey Roy, this is the guy that phoned up the Chinese takeaway and the Chinese come and took him away. >> Weird. You're weird, man. >> I'm weird. >> Yeah,
>> you two are weird. >> Hey, Slither. You'll be doing this tomorrow. >> You'll all be doing it tomorrow. >> Hey, I'm doing it now, Slither. Hey. >> Oh my god. Right. >> Oh, >> another convert.
>> Okay, we have here. >> You're welcome, Chanel. You're welcome. >> I'm glad I could get that up for you. >> Hey, >> what up? What up, thing? >> Not much. >> What up, >> Ding? What up? What up? What up, Killa? >> What up? What up? What up?
>> Do you like my haircut? Um, >> I saw I saw I saw your headph. >> You like it? Thank you. You see got his head shaved. >> It's got stumbles. >> Chanel's punching in the air angrily right now.
>> I know. >> Hey, what? What? Okay, I'll talk about I need to talk to you in privately later about something. Okay. >> What? What? What happened? What happened? >> You have a You have a friend named L Lucas. I want to talk about Lucas. >> Y my friend. >> Okay. Well, I'll talk to you privately about it. Never mind. Okay. Chanel's
okay. >> What you up to? What you up to? I couldn't look any gay. >> I look BG, you look like a lesbian. And I'm I look gay, right? You look like a You look like a lesbian. Chicago pipeline still constructed by El Capone. Hey, I have the same birthday as Al Capone, by the way. January 7th. Yeah.
>> Oh, that's titties. What the >> You want You said you want to see my titties. Okay. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no. >> Say, "Show my titties." So, I What happened to >> No, no, no, no, no. >> You know the story about Christine? >> No, I don't know. I don't know. >> You don't know what happened to her? Well, here's what happened to her.
>> No. I went to I went to Money420's panel this today and she spent $25 to pay for 24 hours. >> Was she there? You saw it for sure. You saw her. >> Oh, 421 live today. >> Yeah, he was live this morning like 6 a.m. Yeah. >> Oh, that was early this morning. >> This morning? Early this morning. But Christina is there. You know, do you
know um do you know what a husk is, Elas? >> No. I don't know. >> So So one time One time Sig, you know who Sig is? >> Sig. You know who Sig is? >> Sig. Z S Zig. The fat boy with glasses. The Sig. Zig. Right. Sig. The one from 143rd.
>> I can't hear you. >> 143rd. >> Yeah. He's that really fat, ugly guy. So s >> their ass. >> Yeah. So Sig pulled down his pants one time and I thought I thought, "Oh my god." Yeah. I thought I thought, "Oh my god, he's a woman." Because all I saw was a vagina. Okay. But it turns out he does have a penis. It's very It's very deep within his pubic hair. I want to say one
>> He's fat. He's fat. thing. >> So fat. So Christine was on um Christine was on Hold on. Let me see. Okay. So Christine was on Beatas one day and she said, "Oh, say same show as a wiener." She goes, "My husk is bigger than a wiener." And so that's what her that's what a house.
>> You get the idea. >> Yeah. >> Where have you been, Ella? So I'm wondering working. >> I haven't seen I haven't seen you on your show. What do you What do you do? You're a male prostitute. Oh my gosh. >> No, I a male prostitute. >> You're not a male prostitute? >> I work. >> No, I don't know. >> What do you do for work? >> I work.
>> What do you do? >> I would say a lot. Oh no. >> I can't say anymore. Okay. >> I can't answer. >> Are you Are you Are you a female? Are you a male jigalo? Like like for females? >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. >> No. Are you construction? >> What? >> You were construction.
>> Uh, do you think you think? >> That's what I think. I I got it right. You wouldn't say that unless I got it exactly right. That's why I'm a psychic. Okay. Anyway, so have I ever seen your >> bust me down, >> Have you seen your wiener? What do you mean? Like you say that as if >> I want to see yours. Show me backstage
though. Don't show it on my show. But you would you show it to me one time? Why are you laughing at me? I'm not joking. I want to see it. Is it big? >> Oh Oh, >> is it big?
>> I want to know. Why are you laughing at me? Why do you keep laughing at me? >> Why you say that That's funny. >> What? What? Are you Puerto Rican? Alas, or black or white? I can't figure it out. >> N I don't know. I don't know. >> I want You can't even tell your race. Come on. Just say your race. >> I'm Chinese. >> You're Chinese? Okay. So, you have a small penis? >> Yeah, I'm Chinese.
I got a small penis. Yeah, I got a small penis. Okay, >> we looked this up the other night. Hey, >> we looked this up the other night. Listen, you know which country has the largest average penis size? >> No, Ecuador. >> Nigeria. >> Ecuador. What the >> And the country with country with the smallest Cambodia. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah. So, it's an Asian country. >> How you know how your thing? How you
know that? >> We looked it up the other night for trivia. We looked it up for trivia. >> Thing is, have you ever did you look Did you you look at the pictures of it? No, there's no pictures. It's just >> Hey, but here's here's what I'll say about I I've seen some Ecuadorian penises. Here's what I'll say. Ecuadorians, they're beautiful, light brown, and then you get down to the penis, and it's this
huge black thing. >> That's probably why they have the largest ones. >> But why? But they have black penises, but they're like they're but the rest of their body is a different color. So, do they steal them from black people or that's how they took from their ancestor? I'm not sure. >> They took the most important genes from the ancestors. Yes. >> Here. Here's what I want. I want >> white complexion but huge dick.
>> Huge black dicks. >> Oh, huge black dick. Yeah. >> I want you to ask me a fart trivia question. Do you have one of those? >> A fart trivia. >> Yeah, I know you know some. >> No, I don't. >> Thank you, Matt. Yo, yo, thing your thing. I know you be on YouTube a lot. You want to be my co-host? >> Not really. I don't want to be anyone's co-host.
Why? You be good co-host. >> Oh, maybe, but I don't want the responsibility. I don't want like a job. >> Okay, I have a I have Okay, so I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a three question fart trivia for you guys. Okay, I want this is >> Is that okay? Can I do a fart trivia >> fart trivia. session? >> So, what is a scientific name for a fart? >> Flatulence. >> You're close. It's called flatus. A
flattus. >> Flattis. >> Flattis. So, think it is. Think it is with one point. Okay. What's the second one? What gas contributes most to the smell of a fart? >> Sulfur. >> Close. You're close. Yeah. >> No. >> Okay. No. No. So, you're so close. It's hydrogen sulfide.
>> Oh, okay. >> Produced by the gold gut bacteria through this. So, we have one final. So, you already one thing. I'm gonna do a three. I'm gonna do three out of five. Okay. On average, how many times does a person fart every day? >> Oh, 83. >> 83. Okay. >> No, I don't know. I don't know. >> And less, what do you think? >> Seven. Eight. >> No.
>> Oh, maybe nine. 10. >> Okay. So, less wins that round. Okay. So, so Okay. >> Chanel is the closest. It's 14 to 15. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, I have two more. Why do farts smell? Because of the hydrogen sulfide. >> No. So, so, so, um, >> it's the gas in your stomach. >> So, deaf people can enjoy them. That's
the answer to that one. >> Okay. Okay. I have one more question. No. No. Actually, the answer is the sound is called by the vibrations of the anal sphincter as gas passes through the light tight tight opening. >> That's even more disgusting. >> Okay. >> You bug me out. You cut your head. >> You like it? Hey, one more question.
>> You bug me up. >> Okay. Can can um can farts be ignited? >> Yes. >> Okay. Thing that is you win the thing that is is a fart champion of the panover verse. Okay. >> I I am somewhat of a connoisseur. >> You like the smell of women's farts. >> Oh boy. >> Women don't fart. They toot.
>> Now I'm gonna throw up. >> Yo. Yo. Yo. You think you like women's farting in your face? >> No. you less. >> No. >> Okay. I know a black guy. >> I know a black guy. I don't I don't but you know I know a black guy and he loved >> when a woman farted in his face. >> That's nasty.
>> Yeah. It's kind of weird. >> No, you like you like you like you like you like the sunshine rings like you know when the shower yellow. >> Oh, do you like who do you like a golden shower? I don't like a gold. >> You like the golden shower? So, I have a I have I have I have some trivia. So, in Rome, they had something that's different than a a golden shower or a brown shower, which is like a poop
on you. What is What was it called? >> Vomit shower. >> Oh, you know it. What else could it >> What else could it be? >> Uh, it's called a Roman shower. Yes. >> Roman shower. >> disgusting. People actually >> nasty. Have you heard of Jeff though?
>> No, I know. I know. I know. I know a person who who like getting in their face and eating it. >> Oh, no. >> That's nasty. >> I mean, yeah. Yeah. Okay. >> My eyes water. >> Um,
would you drink thing drink a woman's bath water if you were in love with her? How long she been? >> Okay, so >> I have a clip from uh >> How long has she been in the bath? >> Hours. >> She a take no bath, You a a
stinky. You a a stinky girl with no no shower ass. >> No shower. >> I wouldn't her in the ass. >> No, I'm saying she If she don't take a shower, she stink. You won't her. >> I have a story about >> No, no, it depends, man. if you're all camping or something like that like you know you know sorry >> I have I have a story about trip and sip
you know that guy trip and sip >> one time I guess big trollish showed her butthole or something like that and it looked like there were worms crawling out of it and then so I said would you eat her and he's like >> yeah cuz it's probably not not worms probably just toilet paper oh okay he he left okay I mean that but that's a true story about trip
>> doesn't make it much better I can see where it makes it better but Not much. I mean, you're still eating ass. >> Yeah. With with with like either like with warmer things. Have you ever seen the movie Slither? Slither. Slither. SP. >> No, I haven't. >> Is it a Roy J autobiography or biography? >> I want to show you a scene from the movie Slither. Okay. Is it okay if I show you this?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. >> Okay. It's okay. Okay. >> Yeah. Sure. >> Okay. That's why I like you think is because you're so open-minded. Okay. One second. Slither. Slither. So, I want to ask you also, do you believe Roy J actually exists? >> Weird. >> You think he's Do you think Do you think he's AI that they're trying to fool us? >> No, I don't think he's AI. >> Okay. >> I think he's real. >> I'm going to show you the
>> And he's having his second his his uh second chance at fame. And he's going to reach it this time even though he's dead. >> He died. And he als he he also showed his wiener where there were there were it was a >> But that doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. He is going straight to the top this time. Topless. >> Sure. >> Okay. I have a I have a Okay. So, I want
to watch I want you to watch this. Okay. >> Okay. >> Watch. Let's watch this together. >> Okay. We're watching from from He's a soap opera star. Okay. So, I'm going to give you some context. Okay. So this meteor drops to the earth and these little snakes come out of the
meteor and then they possess this guy and then he goes and has sex with a woman but instead of his penis these like things come out of his stomach these like >> what was that show that Nathan Fillian was on where they only had one season but it was really good >> was called one life to live or days >> no no no it was space >> okay I don't know that exact show but
>> fly some something fly something >> I just want I about a soap opera actually. I don't know if you guys know the soap opera. >> Firefly. >> I don't know. I'll look it back. >> It was so good. It was pretty good, man. It only last >> but but this guy that was like, you know, impregnating the women. He's like has >> That's where I first saw Christina Hendris. She was gorgeous on that. >> Christine. Yeah, I know. >> Christina Hendris. >> Oh, Christina H. Okay, let's watch the
rest of the scene. I just want to watch the scene. Okay, watch. >> Hey, >> gross. >> Oh, that was gross. >> Yeah. >> Hey, do you know what? Do you know what? Um, what's it called? Okay, hold on one sec. I'll I'll tell you something. Do you know what happens when a whale Oh, it's called amber grease. You know what am >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, do you do you know what it is? Tell me about >> It's from the fat. Yeah.
>> No, >> it's not from the fat. It's okay. A whale vomits in the ocean. >> Okay. >> And then it >> Yeah. Yeah. I know. >> Yeah. They make perfume and stuff out of it. >> Exactly. >> Guys, I think and I are trivia buffs. Well, I remember they talked about it in uh in the book Moby Moby Dick. I mean,
he went Melville went very far into whailing, man. He described everything. >> But was he looking for amber grease? Because you can't really find amber grease as >> No, he wasn't looking for it, but it's it was just part like there there's there's a whole section of the book. It's like maybe a third or a quarter of the book that just talks about whailing and what they do, how they catch it, how
they strip the skin, like cut it open, take the parts, all of it. Man, it went way into detail, >> right? Hey. Hey, is cheers. >> Cheers. I just have coffee. >> You drinking? You have coffee? I have coffee, too. I'm going to drink my coffee with you instead of drinking that beer. The whale made a Roman shower. Now, >> yeah. >> Now, what we're going to do one more clip about somebody and then then I
don't know how long we're going to say. I think it was almost 9 p.m., but I'm gonna look at one more clip. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Okay. Okay. This is um from YouTube. This is from Howard Stern. Okay. Hey, by the way, I'm not Howard Stern, but he
was a huge influence on me and this show. I just want everyone to know. >> Jeff the Vomit guy. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Here I come to save the day. Jeff the vomit guy is on. >> I need something to eat. >> Hey, Black North. Oh my god. Come on. I
don't want to see this. >> A woman who will throw up on a man so she can win a PlayStation. >> I might gak from this. I see the plastic. >> I don't want to see it. >> I don't know. I I don't want to smell it. As soon as she does it, can they remove the plastic because >> even when they do it fake in movies, I >> Yeah. I know Jackie usually vomits when get. he sees somebody. You might want to put a pale, Jackie.
>> See how much plastic they put that >> Put some plastic down around Jackie. Yeah. >> Put you in a projectile vomiting. >> Are they all here already? >> Yeah, everyone's in place. Oh, >> in fact, she I heard her say this morning at about 5 after 6, she told Benji she needed something good to eat that would help her throw it up. >> And so what did they get her? I want to know what she ate. >> I don't know. Pancakes. Yeah. I don't know. He got her something here.
>> Pulled it out of a garbage pail. Might as well. It's coming back out. All right, let's meet this guy. This guy, his fetish has been to get vomited on. He contacted the show numerous times. He's a retired garbage man, I think. >> And since he's a little boy, all he could think about is chicks throwing up on him. >> gross.
>> What's your name, dude? I forget. >> Jeff. Who's the gentleman with you? >> I'm Dr. Seth Farber. Seth. >> Seth, you are a psychologist, right? >> Yes. PhD psychologist. >> And you are uh you are Jeff's psychologist. >> Yeah, I've been his therapist off and on since 1988. >> Okay. And do you think it's a little odd that he wants to be vomited on?
>> Well, I've never Of all the clients I've met before, I haven't met one with that particular fetish. >> Right. But you've met them all. >> Oh, yeah. I've uh had lots of not so much fetishes, but I've had lots of clients who were in and out of uh uh nutouses, I call them, rather than psychiatric. >> Do you yourself uh specialize in fetishes because you have fetishes? I >> I don't even specialize in fetishes. I
specialize in people that psychiatry says are hopeless cases. And uh many of them are not hopeless cases. Crazy himself. >> You know, I get all kinds of people calling me from the the nut house and I help him get out in many cases. >> All right. Now, now Jeff, let me understand something. You want to be vomited on today? We found >> Why is the doctor here? >> Yes, that's that's absolutely correct. >> And Robin asked a good question. Why is
your therapist uh here? And why does he look crazier than you was going to be thrown out by >> Dr. Fabrey? He's a good man. And I know I know him for 12 uh 12 13 years and he's like the Timothy Liry of of profession. Uh >> well, you take a lot of acid doctor. >> You know how he cures people? >> No, I I actually haven't say I'm naturally crazy.
>> you know how he cures people? >> All right. Well, >> Tell him they're fine. >> Right. Now, do you do you uh explain to me what you want here today? Uh Jeff, you want to be thrown up on? Are you going to be nude for this? >> Um I could very well be. Uh >> really, it's all right. Hey, you can put on your underwear or something like that. I don't want to see you naked. >> Do you have difficulty finding women to throw up on you? >> Yeah. Yes. I'm surprised that I really would think it would be a lot easier. I
I've been a member of an SNM organization, right? And uh and even an SNM organization here in New York. Uh they don't have the Roman showers or rainbow shower ladies. >> Doctor, are you uh happy for your client today that he will get thrown up on? Are you excited about this? >> Um no. I think it's a a coup on his part that he managed to get on the Howard Stern show. >> Are you going to watch? Are you going to
witness the vomiting? >> Frankly, it I'm I think I'll turn my head if uh >> Why don't you take a seat on the couch and why don't we meet the woman who's agreed to vomit on Jeff >> and find out how freaky this is? I've never really witnessed this before. You say that you might not hearing this. Is that >> Yes. >> Is there possible that you will get aroused? >> Yeah, it's it's very possible. Yes.
>> All right, let's meet the woman who has agreed. Her name is Charara. I'd never met her before. >> Doctor, do you consider him cured? I I think, you know, as I said, I've kept him out of a mental hospital. They kept trying to lock him up, and he's not a danger to anyone or anything. >> I I would have been for locking him up, but that's just my opinion. What do I know? I'm not a psychiatrist. Here comes uh now here comes Tara. She's wearing leather pants. Attractive woman,
wouldn't you say, uh uh Jeff? >> Yeah. Very. Yes. Very >> very attractive. How are you? Uh >> I'm okay. How are How are you? >> Good. Now, how old a girl are you? You're very young. >> How old did you say I am? >> Uh 22, maybe? Oh my god. Yeah, I'm I'm over 21. I'm 26 actually. >> You're 26 years old. You're wearing leather pants. You got a nice body, right? >> Yeah. It's okay. >> All right. Have you ever thrown up on a
guy before? >> Not Not in this fetish way, but um I I mean I I have a very nervous stomach and I have thrown up on myself. I've thrown up >> You throw up a lot. You throw up every day pretty much. >> Yeah, but not on a person because they wanted to. >> Right. This is something different. Well, we're ready. >> This is definitely something I've never encountered. >> Oh, NOW STOP.
>> >> TARA, STOP. >> DOCTOR, are you ready to witness this? Cuz >> Well, I'm I'm kind of queasy, so I might >> I might have to I might have to turn my turn to head. >> Can I dedicate a poem? I have >> Hold on one second. Jeff Robbins asking a question. >> Why do you want to be here? >> Oh, to give him uh moral support and to be part of the whole uh >> circus of it fun. >> That's what I said. He tells everybody
they're okay and then they're okay. >> That's You got it. Actually, >> he's learned to live with his fetish. >> Now, do you want to strip that, >> guys? Guys, if the chat goes out, just tell me so I can turn her off. I can delete it real quick. Go ahead. >> Down or do you want to stay in your clothes? >> I I'll strip down. Yeah, I'll go strip down. Can I just dedicate this quick poem to her? Uh >> to to this young lady? >> Yes. A metaphile poem.
>> Here's a request. Weird as can be. Darling Tara, please throw up on me. You start to wretch and I get hot. Vomit, baby. All you've got. Puke it up from deep within. Splattery flattery on my skin. Nipples dripping with your bile. I'm a true and metaphile. Another hurl begins to rise. Bath between my eager
thighs. I love to fear you. Heave and shunder. Makes me like midnight thunder. >> Well, I don't know if we can say that. >> Wow. Wow. Wow. >> All right. >> And when at last you're at a spoo lover, let me puke on you. >> All right. >> You like to do it back? Oh, >> you would like to puke on her. >> Actually, I'm voyeristic. I I I'm I'm the vomit. I'm the vomit. She's the vomit. >> You say he's disgusting.
>> That's nasty. I do want to be thrown up on >> I get turned I get turned off. >> Would you take off your get into whatever you want to? I'm ready to witness this. >> Is he going to lie down for this? What is >> I hope this is the studio going to wreak. >> Of course I'm going to lose it. By the way, >> what did you eat to prepare for this? Char. >> Oatmeal. >> Oatmeal. >> Do you feel like you're going to spew? >> You had liquor also? >> Yeah.
>> Do you do this often? >> No. >> Holy >> Um, no. Not a lot. Do you stick your finger down your throat? >> I mean, I could do that, but I'm hoping that it's just going to come natural. >> Really? >> Yeah. No, >> take a look at Take a look at Jeff. You might vomit. He's got a shirt on. >> Use of imagination. And normally, like if I'm feeling sick or whatever, my
boyfriend who's here with me, he usually helps me cuz he can make me sick. You know, when you feel really sick and the only thing that's going to help you is actually getting it out, whether it's a hangover. Oh my god. >> Well, yeah. Jeff Jeff does not look great with his clothes off, does he? That might do it for me. >> That might do it for you. All right, Jeff, why don't you lay down on the floor now? Jeff, why don't you direct Tara to where you want to be vomited on?
In your in your crotch? >> Would you like to be vomited on your chest? >> Uh chest? On my chest? Uh on my uh uh You want me to pull down my drawers? >> No, no, no, no, no. Don't pull down your door. >> Oh, okay. >> Wait a sec. Where's Gary Delabatee? Why does he refuse to be in here? >> Bring on the vomit girl. >> Well, hold on. Hold on. Don't >> Because the last time we had >> Come on in here. Come in here and help me through this,
>> please. I'm begging you. I don't want to be here alone. We got to do it as a group. >> I I'll stand behind you with my head in the bucket. >> All right, fine. Come in here. Here comes Gary. Hold on. Don't do it yet. Tara, >> Gary thinks he might get sick. >> Yeah, there might be a lot of people getting sick. >> Is that porn right there? Does he have porn? >> I'm going to I'm going to tell you that we must be >> video if a guy vomits on him. >> Do you mind if a guy vomits on you,
Jeff? >> Um I I I feel I'm strictly heterosex heterosexual. >> All right. Okay. Shh. Everybody quiet down. What's going to happen when I throw up on you? >> Well, I I get I get aroused, but uh I I guess it won't be shown on uh >> TV. On TV. >> You can't show that on TV. All right. Well, >> it's my fetish. I >> Tara, here we go. >> Jeff is excited. Are you watching her, Jeff? Or why are your eyes closed?
>> Looking right at her. >> You going to throw up on his head? >> That's where he wants it, right? >> You want it on your face, JEFF? >> THROW UP ON HIS HEAD. >> GIVE THAT TO HIM. >> Oh my god. >> Wait a second. >> No. Oh, stop the madness. >> Oh, this is corrupt. >> This is for water. >> What do you need? Water. >> Yeah, that would help.
>> Give her a bottle of water. >> Whose water is that out? >> Uh, that's clean bottle. >> All right, cool. >> All right. Yeah. >> Merry Christmas. >> Oh, I know. This is the sickest thing I've ever seen. >> You stick your finger down your throat. >> Come true. >> Are you Are you getting >> erotic to throw up? >> You get It's like an orgasm from within. You get get it all out knowing there's a guy like you.
>> Why am I watching this? Because people say I want to be Howard Stern. I say I want to be like Howard Stern. So I'll show you the real Howard St. show you this is that true king. I'm just a I'm just a little >> Here we go. Wait. She's having trouble.
>> Come on. >> Oh my god. PLEASE STICK IT. >> DO IT. >> TARA, what's going on? >> Ultimate turn on. >> Something's happening. >> Tara, is it fair to say that? >> Oh my god, I can't believe this. >> Tara, maybe it won't happen today.
>> It will happen. >> Maybe we should just Maybe we should stop right now. Think of think of how disgusting I am and how I want girls to vomit and and how how I how it's I call it vomit therapy. >> Somebody shut him up. He's making me nauseous. >> They could just think of my name and me and how it, you know, it makes them nauseous to think of me. >> This guy's great. >> Please throw up on his face. Come on.
>> I'm trying. I really want to throw up. >> Tara, relax for a second. Let me talk to you. If if you do start to spew, maybe his face is a good spot. >> Perfect. >> Oh, here's some food. Tara's eating. Oh, that is >> Maybe it would have helped if she had a >> a flu, a stomach flu or something. >> I love this guy. >> Ironically, she
>> is a fet. It's not in my head. I I know I'm not the only one. >> Ironically, she's choking. Oh. Oh, no. >> OH, TYRA, STOP. STOP. Someone stop. Hi. >> Hi. >> When a man is pursued, >> we were watching you out there. You're
pretty. >> Okay, that was it. I mean, that was it. Okay. >> Okay. That was disgusting. >> That was all I could show. >> What? >> That was all I could show. So, thing that is >> I was never a Howard Stern fan. >> Okay. I want to play the thing. Can I play the thing that is song before I go? >> If you must. I got to pee. So, hurry up, man. >> Okay. Go pee. Go pee and I'll I'll get
it queued up for us. >> Just go. >> Okay. Okay. Hold on one second.
Can't hear you.
thing that is you never talk >> what >> you never talk about my AI, right? And because I I made this song for you early enough before you could figure it out. Oh, excuse me. Okay, here we go. How was >> you going to vomit? >> I'm gonna vomit. But uh this is a thing song and then I'm going to go. >> Okay.
>> Okay, but I want to play this for you before I go. Okay, hold on a second. I have it already.
>> >> What about the other ones? Are you weird?
>> Head shines bright. got a reasoned mind. He'll test your words. He'll twist your view. But he'll smile when he knows he's got through to you.
>> Steady as stone. ARGIES THE STARS BUT never alone. Kind in the core, sharp as a flame, fair as the wind that carries his name.
From Canada's hush to the world's loud room, he stands his ground, clears the gloom. He'll question your gods, defend your rights, and still wish you peace at the end of the fight.
>> Steady as stone, >> as the stars, >> but never alone. Generous heart, never cruel or mean, searching for truth somewhere between.
>> He's got a mind for >> and a soul that forgives >> that I hope he finds beauty in the life he still gives. Maybe some woman who sees what I see. The brave kind of gentle that lets others be free.
>> God is bold and bold. Warm in the cold, worth more. He fights for the fair, stands for the true and I hope love finds its way to you.
So raise a glass to the northern light, to the man who argues but gets it right. Wherever you ro the beautiful
cheerleader.
Okay, guys. I'm offering you a onetime offer of a $5 I'll stay on for another 30 minutes, but I'm going to play the otherwise I'm going to play the thing that is you're weird song on the way out. Um, but yeah, this Cash App Cold of Psyche $5 just is just to prove that I'm not like a total piece of Okay, here we go. Are you ready for your weird song?
>> Sure. >> Here we go.
I like this tune. Especially this this part here. This opening.
Yes. I love that. >> >> That's pretty good backing. >> Walked into the club like a vampire king. Black high color shirt didn't say a thing. Bald head shining underneath the light. Smoking like philosophy all through the
night. He's a Libra so he's weighing every side. Changes his opinion halfway through the ride. complains all day, but you'd better understand. He's got the softest heart in all the land. He'll argue left, he'll argue right just to keep the
conversation alive tonight. He don't lie cuz he's evil. No, that's not the feature. He lies for debate like an internet creature. He yells across the room like it's everybody's doomy
coffee and biscuits. Nobody knows what he meant, but he absolutely meant it. away. He screams again. 5 minutes later, he's your best friend. >> Okay.
>> Pretty sure that's Mason. He says, "No, it isn't." The codeex says we're 80% certain. Still nobody knows. He promised Mason cross his heart. A Jar pink shirt from the start.
Months go by. Years go by. Charar still waiting. Messa disappointed. He's behind the drums keeping perfect time. Then starts another pointless argument online.
The salmon catches another stray. Everybody else catches one, too. Even the bartender gets confused. The cigarette nods in agreement. Somehow the drum solo becomes another
debate. He's bald. He's handsome. Higher every night. >> God, I love that rhythm. >> Yet somehow he's right. Heart made of gold, delivery made of
sandpaper. The world's loudest sweetheart still owes those mason THAT GEORGE STILL YELLING YOU.
Still cruising couch coffee beers biscuits. Nobody has to suffer the problem. The codeex keeps taking notes and song
whispers. Misa believe in you.
>>
>> Okay. >> I love that. That's so good. >> You love it. Okay. I'm gonna announce Okay. I'm gonna announce the end of, as I said, $5 extension. So, whoever sent $5 within that song period, I'll extend the show that long. So, we're going to see how long the show is extended. If it's not extended, I'm going to end it immediately, but we'll see right now.
Okay. So, no one set a cash app. And so, thank you for your time, everybody. Have a good night. Good >> night. >> Good night.