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I used to be a quiet planet. Keeping storms behind my tears. All constellations crack my panic into patterns underneath. Every
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tongue. And when the night gets heavy, I become the current. I got room in my veins. Neon my name. When the voice starts to sing, I translate the pain.
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Oh Sorry. I'm back already. Oh my gosh. I should have gotten Oh my gosh. I should have got I should have gotten coffee. I really should have. What time is it? 11:19. I can get up here before I can actually go and get on
the show. How are you guys? Yay, I'm back. Guess what happened? I got this I got the strike taken off. Hey, Bubbles. Thank you for being a member. Yay. Yay. Hey Nancy everybody. Nancy Bubbles. Hey guys. What's up? Low key. How are you? Yeah. So this morning, I don't know if
because I was playing Pinocchio. I played like a bunch of scenes from Pinocchio and then I was like I wasn't I ain't get drunk but I you know sometimes I just um get into like playing certain clips and stuff and then and we were having so much fun and then all of a sudden
oh the show was taking off and then I got a strike actually I had gotten a strike and I was like oh and it was also I was told I was like I can't stream on the channel for a month. I think it was a month. Maybe it was two weeks. Maybe two weeks. I I think two weeks. But um
I did a short appeal. Uh and the appeal was rejected. But just because the appeal was rejected doesn't mean they don't say, "Oh, we'll take off the strike." They did. They did. I did. I I think but I performed by myself. I was playing. Did anyone see the video I was playing
last night? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think this was the one that Oh, it probably should. Maybe that was what because it did. It didn't say. It just said it was a community guidelines thing. It could have been like the lady having sex with the dolphin. It was good naturatured. It was a good I mean it
wasn't like penetration like it was but the dolphin was mounting her and humping her and crying out in ecstasy. I think I've never I just think if you ever thought like can animals be happy? I saw a happy dolphin and you know what
everyone else in that boat was happy too. Everyone was laughing so hard, but I would have And then when the lady tried to leave the boat, like the dolphin like like a bunch of dolphins started screaming. It was crazy. I can't show it again, but yeah, I accidentally You saw the dolphin. Okay, good. Lava saw. Guys, you can just go woman having sex with a dolphin. Um, it's not like a porno, but
there I have to warn you there are dolphin pornos. I didn't think such a thing would exist. It was funny. I mean, it's like I just I'm not a 100% sure it maybe I'll play it like at the end of the show and like just like delete delete it real. I don't know. It was good. It was I played it a few times. Um
I never thought such a thing would exist. Like I mean I knew about dolphins like you know they're like a little bit horny. Like they're the what the it's a good it's a good name or another bad name. They're like the they're like the rapists of the sea. And that's not a good way to say it, but um
yeah, but I have heard of like there's in in like England there's like this this um dolphin that would like sodomize this man this man that was swimming. This poor man. He gets the whole the whole um dolphin nose but the bottle nose up his butt. The dolphin was very aggressive and it was like a well-known dolphin in the
area. But you know what the worst thing? You know what the worst thing I ever saw was? Did you guys see when they have in Japan they have this like place where all these dolphins like wash or they just like they have these fishermen and they kind of like just um Hey Lenor, excuse me. They kind of guide them into this like little like shallow area and then they come in and they stab them
all. They kill them. Oh, it's so sad for sushi or something. That's so wrong. Oh, it's so gross. And then like you ever see like Hayden Penitentiier like she went one year to like protest and she was like in a wet suit on the beach going stop and she just and they and they wouldn't they were just Kelly just kept killing and so
she started crying. It was horrible. I mean it's horrible. You just don't go. Just don't. I don't even want to know something like that exists. But it's horrible because then the water is just burning red and it's like and then you know dolphins are so friendly and stuff and they like got tricked. Got tricked this Japanese people. Is it going to be the Japanese all along? We all think it's
Chinese and Russia and stuff and it's just it's gonna be the Japanese. You ever had dolphin sushi? I don't even know if that's legal. I mean I'm sure maybe it's probably in just Japan. I mean, it just doesn't seem but they are. I mean, guys, if you eat if you eat tuna, if you eat chicken and just eat tuna, there's pro you probably eating some tuna, some some dolphin. They used to That's why they have to say dolphin
safe on the cans because there was a lot of dolphin in our tuna for a while. You can't join, Arthur. Well, you missed out. Well, you almost didn't get to join for three weeks or like two weeks because I'm I'm practically was at my last leg. Thank God
I had the YouTube gods smiled brightly on upon me today. Hey Rudy, there's Rudy. Want to see Rudy guys? Here. Hi. His little meow. Little his little meow. Oh, you're you're saying hi. Hi. That says meow. He goes thank you. I'm trying to be strong. I mean, it's like it's I mean, it's like
not it's it's like, you know, most of that is I think it's it was my my fault and stuff like that, but you know, I did porn by myself. I didn't know that woman getting hung by the dolphin was like on a porno site and so there was like a commercial that came up with the vagina and stuff. So, but I deleted that one in time and then the Pinocchio thing. And
then what what was I playing? I was playing like something that wasn't I didn't think it was copyright. I mean, I I was like, you know, the other night I was playing I played all those music parody and stuff like that. You know, all those parodies like they actually are it's eligible for revenue share, but there was other stuff I played that
night that wasn't that that was like, yeah, I'm back already. Isn't that crazy? But yeah, they said I was gone for like two weeks because the first time it's like one week, then it's two weeks, then it's like you're done, right? That's it. It's like the one two shuffle. Yeah. So, yeah. So, I'm back. Um um luckily like way I was like okay I
just need to like calm down I was like and I do need to calm down. I do. It's like I I I can't I need to like, you know, at least follow the rules like really good because I don't know if I was I I think I was um actually reported because somebody said they reported me and because um right after that then I got like an
older video because I started putting my videos on private I and one of my older videos all of a sudden came up. Oh. Um, that has it has that we have to take that down because it has indecency or like there was some they wouldn't say what it was, but it's like they they just had to remove it or or or um not even remove it. Maybe just make it for
adults. They had to make it for like um so I I'm not sure. I just privatized everything because I was like someone's going around just trying to like get me in trouble for something right now. So I'm just trying to lay low. I'm like, you know, I saw Sweet Pea like I Hi, Sweet Pe here. Hi. What's up? Uh I saw she posted something. It was kind of like brought a
tear to my eye. Almost almost brought tear to my eye. She was like she said she's like she's like I just want to make people laugh like you know it's like I think she got I don't know if she's feels bad what I said to her or if somebody else said something or I don't know she's like some I don't know people are maybe like report like flagged some of her posts or something like that. Um,
I mean, it's like I really don't care about people posting about me, but I didn't I didn't like some of the, you know, if you watch the show, you know, like what happened with Alexander and I and it's like how I like maybe I'm like is and I'm with Bay Clips when Bay Clips posted this terrible AI photo. It's like I'm very like I'm a very person into
sympathetic magic which means that okay so somebody handed you like a a butcher knife and like a picture of your mom and they're like okay can you just just like use a butcher knife on the picture like most like nine like most people even if they say they don't they don't live in magic would not do that because it seems like it's like a
it's definitely bad voodoo or something right it's like there's It's like it just wouldn't feel unless you really don't like your mother. But I really, you know, you you should go to therapy if if you're that mad at your mother. Like you know, your mother brought you into this world. Everyone should appreciate moms and uh you know um but you know you would do it. I mean you would I mean it's like I mean but it's
like it's just like I would feel like it's like too because it's called sympathetic. So it's like close to it. It's like it's like like a lot of magic is sympathetic magic where it's like we have our own little superstitions and like beliefs and our like little rituals and like we all have our like a little
little stuff. Yeah. So, so I uh the rest of the night I spent up coding uh in like an kind of a nightmare coding. It took several several several hours. I was like I mean it's like some of these programs it's like it's crazy because it's like um like some of them are like you don't think they're very smart and they're like or like very good
and then all of a sudden they there's a big crazy all this beautiful stuff, right? and like like really like wow it's like so good and sometimes but sometimes they're not very good at the technical stuff and it's like and you could never figure stuff out and then it's like they're really good at technical stuff like this one is so good at technical stuff but then all of a sudden like and it was telling I mean she was I was like was like describing this
amazing site like I mean I can show you the site it's like it's not it's just not it's not it's not right yet it's not it's not right yet right it's uh it was very plain I have to say for all the work. I I I spent probably like five hour, maybe hopefully not five hours, but it's been at least three hours um going back and forth trying to get
the login to work. Like it would like I couldn't like I couldn't log in. It kept saying like no, I could I couldn't the website couldn't be seated. It's like a lot easier now. Um with the vibe coding it's called, which is like basically you tell you tell now you tell the code like the code can write itself. can basically tell it what you want and it
can uh that you know the AI can figure out most technical stuff there even Claude Claude and Chad GPT have those you paid for those. Oh yeah. Oh the stickers. Okay, hold on. Yes. Oh yeah, the member. You like the membership stickers? Yes. Thank you, Bubbles. Look. And you have the beautiful like little like you have
the wrench already, but now you have the now you have the name is in blue, you know, and you have the goats on my end on on in StreamYard. I can just see it says goat goat goat like it says that. But but uh there is a picture of a goat that comes up. I mean, yeah, there stickers your your membership badge. Hey, and I I'm probably gonna put most
of my like um stuff that's not on like uh I hate to put stuff on membership right now, but it's like it's it's kind of gets scary when because uh you know, I just prefer if Beeta would take down the strike and then it's like and then that would be like a kind of like and then I would probably stop stop uh sabotaging myself, you know, because I
feel like I kind of do because I wouldn't want her to be her fault, you know, so I'd have to have it be my fault. So I that's what So I don't it's like the thing is like I don't even think she really wants to do it anymore. I think she did it to like piss me off and and she did and I like
had a bad reaction which probably she she like sabered, right? But then she I think at the end of the day hopefully she like if if I don't know I just like I I would hate to have her that uh that be the reason because I just feel like if I if I'm mad at somebody I'm it's not good. It's not it's like a lot of bad it
could be like negative energy because it's like I'm a steward. I I spent a stew in things and I get real I'm not like not like a scary person like I was we were looking at this I don't know if you guys saw this on my wall. It's pretty interesting. This is an image of
serial I mean the serial killers and their astrological sign. And so you can see all the great serial killers of the world. Not great, but you know, they're terrible people, but like what their sign was. And so, let's see what they I have to go close. I can actually make it bigger. Hold on. Okay, so we have Ted
Bunny was a Sagittarius. Jeffrey Dawnmer is a Gemini. Okay. Um Ed Gene is a Virgo. He was of course that cannibal that made some lampshades out of human skin and stuff. John Wayne Gayy Pogo the clown was a Pisces. those Pisces Pisces is in the house the 12th
they they are the natural rule of the 12th house which is a very dark house but it's not necessarily evil but it's like a it's just darkness right George Chapman I don't know who that was that is that that guy is that uh I don't know David Burkowitz
Kenneth Bianke Geminis's rich Richard beganwald of Virgo Go. These are Yeah. I mean, I don't know a lot of these serial and I watch a lot of true crime and I don't know most of these people. I don't even know the picture. Is that that looks like Howie Howie Mandel? I mean, so hold on. Who's on the
bottom right there? Jeffrey Dmer is not terrible looking guy, but yeah. And I do have his glasses. I mean, I don't want to emulate him. Alton Coleman. I mean, I've never heard of most of these people. Like, um, Richard Ramire, as I've heard, he's a Pisces. Yeah, you can tell he has that like that angry
Pisces energy. Yeah, it can be. It's like It's like It's like the dolphin that didn't have sex with the lady on the boat. That's like the Pisces. One of them does and one of them doesn't. And so, it's like they're they're at odds sometimes. Two fish. One fish. Two fish.
Um, yeah. So, yeah, we saw a dolphin having sex with a woman last night. I I mean, I saw more than I wanted to because I I mean, that video is fine. I think that video is just like lighthearted like, yeah, the dolphin jumped up on the boat and had this woman pinned pinned down. But she was laughing. She was laugh. She was
a good sport about it. I mean, that'd be a that'd be a story, though. I was I was graped by a dolphin. I mean, that would be quite I mean, right on a I mean, and she she was trying to run off the boat and the dolphins were just like, you know, can they like squirt like water and stuff? I wonder if they're squirt I wonder if Flipper was like a pervert.
Are there are there like more perverted dolphins than and like less perverted dolphins or are they all because we know they're smart, but isn't aren't like smart people kind sometimes kind of perverted too? I don't know. I know like a lot of like um CEOs and
stuff are like into like uh BDSM like like uh because like where the more powerful they are like the more they like to be dominated and did you see on the Jeffrey Epstein tapes are you're a Gemini? Yeah. Yeah. There's there's a lot of Geminis and Pisces. Look, there's no Capricorns and there's
no Aquarius. And that those are like my main signs. There's I did I see many Libra either. I mean I just see I mean I see a lot of Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces. That's is that I mean that and Virgo I think those are the four evil signs. I don't see any other signs besides besides them really.
So watch out for those signs guys. Who's a serial killer in the class? Uh no. I well I don't see any Capricorns but I was thinking like do I remember I mean it's like okay so I know a few like Capricorn I'm a Capricorn so I'm I'm a Capricorn sun and um ascendant um
let me see okay well I do do this thing called um dark side astrology and so maybe I can find like a little cool article on Capricorns because we you can hear the dark side about Capricorn because Capricorns are considered like the devil and stuff like that. But um let's see. Okay. The three most evil Capricorns in history. You know, there's not a lot of
Capricorn presidents either, but there are a lot of Capricorn um like billionaires and stuff like that. They are good at money sometimes. Okay. So, it says Capricorn is ruled by Saturn, the planet of structure, authority, and consequence. In tarot, Capricorn is represented by the devil card. Not because Capricorns are evil, but because
this archetype deals with power, control, obsession, fear, and what happens when ambition is cut loose from conscience. Ironically, Saturn is also the traditional ruler of death and Pluto too. But yeah, because Saturn being time is associated with death, right? Endings
and karma. When Capricorn energy is distorted, it can manifest as ruthless discipline, cold calculation, and an obsession with control at any cost. History gives us a few extreme examples of the shadow side. These individuals were not evil because they were Capricorns, but their lives show how
Capricorn traits when get when driven by unchecked power and ideology can become catastrophic. Okay, so we have mousy tongue. Oh no. ideology above human life. You know, he was born December 26, so he's one of those those December Capricorns. 1893, Ma Dong was a
Capricorn whose legacy is inseparable from mass suffering as chairman of the Chinese, you know, the CCP. Mao pursued rigid ideological goals with absolute certainty regardless of human cost. Yeah, that's a Capricorn thing. It's like was always going up the always going up the mountain and stuff, but you know sometimes like I have I do have an ancestor. He
was like I think the only serial killer in Iceland or something. Was it Iceland? Yeah, it was Iceland. And uh his name was like Lars like Lars something. But um and he he murdered with an axe and he buried the axe in a mountain. I wonder if he was a Capricorn. I was like it just seems like they're associated with mountains sometimes. But anyway, so Matt, we don't we don't need to know the
whole whole history of China. Okay, so then they're idiomin. Okay, so absolute power without restraint and another he's January 17th. Wow, that's kind of I'm I'm January 7th. So when's this 17th is kind of similar? That's Martin Luther King Day, too. Um so he rule he ruled
brutality and fear. And guess who else? Al Capone. Al Capone also January 17th. Um, he represents a different expression of Capricorn darkness. Unlike Mao and Amin, he operated outside formal politics, but his approach to power was just as calculated. During Prohibition, he built a massive criminal empire in
Chicago, controlling bootlegging, gambling, and prostitution. His organization generated millions annually, relying on bribery, intimidation, and murder to maintain dominance. Um, the infamous St. Valentine's Day massacre in 1929 cemented his reputation as a man willing to eliminate rivals without hesitation. Yet despite
countless crimes, Capone was ultimately convicted not for violence but for tax evasion. Another very Capricorn thing, right? astrology and tarot, Capricorn's linked In to the devil is symbolic, not literal. The devil represents bondage, obsession, misuse of power, and attachment to control. Saturn enforces consequences
when boundaries are crossed. So, it's kind of like um it's a little karma can be harder on us because because it's like it's kind of like we have like not Dumbledore, but I don't I don't know. It's it's kind of like what like the wizard like the like the head of the university like like the of the wizard university or something is like
don't do that and like don't do that you have this power don't do it. It's like but and and so and there's also I noticed in Capricorns there's like the spiritual Capricorns which is like kind of fewer. It's kind of like I I think like it's kind of more rare for them to because because Capricorns are so focused on the earth like they're so focused on making money
and like being the boss and that kind of stuff. So it's like but a lot of them get tired they they climb the mountain they're like what else is there? And so then they look for spirituality. And I mean I guess that's what I did uh in a certain way, but I'm not like a big workerbe. Like I mean I am kind of like with with my stuff like when it's comes to me I'm willing to work but it's like
you know I don't like working for other people really. I like being the boss which is why I don't really work right. Um but then it says power without conscience always collapses. Yeah. So every figure here eventually fell. Ma's policies left scars that still shaped China. Amin died in exile. Capone's empire collapsed. He died of gorrhea or
something in prison. And his final years were marked by illness and isolation. So it says Saturn always collects its debt. Isn't that true? It's like we're not really going to get away with anything in this world. It's like because it's like no matter I mean that's but the good thing about this world is it's not permanent, right? So it's like we don't have to like, you know, be like be stuck in hell, right?
Capricorn energy when grounded builds civilizations. When distorted destroys them. History remembers both outcomes. And these men stand as warnings. Okay. I mean, I have really good books, too. I have like on the dark side of stuff. Some of them are funny. Maybe I'll do one one sign today if anyone wants to vote on a sign. Um, I'm going to take down this thing now.
Where did my lives go? Oh, they are all privated because someone started to report them like older ones for for like you know stuff and so I was like oh they're trying to because they thought I would I would it would take me take me out or something but it didn't. Um so I'm just going to let I'm just going to put them I'll probably put them on members only in a little bit.
If I would have been not been able to stream, I would have left them on private and then I would have just met all the all my other stuff members, but you guys lucked out because YouTube gave me another chance. And so you can read any sign and you can No, Maya. No, you can't because I there's such specific things about signs that I know
that it's like even I mean it's like because they're archetypes, right? Could you get a reading? Sure. But would you would you like uh me to read your sign? um the dark like kind of the funny thing about your sign and then I I'll do cards for you too, of course. But um down with Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm not gonna I like the hairy Persian guy and I like
Persian people, too. Just it's just that that one Persian woman I had a problem with. Okay, so Gemini. Okay, so I'd love I'd love to. So, this is called It's called uh I believe Dark Side Astrology. And so, I'll read you Gemini. And this is going to go over some interesting stuff. Uh, I need to find my
Kindle reader. So, let me see. Here we go. Yeah. Is Dr. Seuss's birthday? Well, is he a Pisces? Because one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Okay. Why isn't this open? Okay, here it goes. Okay,
so it says initialize. I don't know. Oh, now it's crashing. It's crashing. Oh, no. Um, I can't get it off the web. Hold on.
Okay. I I just have I I just use a Kindle cloud off the web. If I can get to it. Let me see. Kindle for PC. Come on. Where is it? Here it is. Okay. Okay. So, it's called dark side. Oh, is it
called I No, no. The dark dark side astrology is a different series, I think. Yeah. No, no, I haven't. I haven't. It's called Oh, it's called the This is called Born on a Rotten Day. And I do believe I have Yeah, I have this one. I have this one on my
on my Kindle. Okay. So, let's see. We're going to we're going to do Gemini at the request of reality Nancy. She was uh she was first. Okay. So, but I hope any if you know a Gemini, this this will go into some of the stuff about, you know, if you know a Gemini and blah blah. Is it going to work? Yeah. Okay. I need to
find the table of contents. Okay. Got it. You're going to have to rewind if you come here. So, it says Okay. So, it says chap. Okay. So, it says Gemini May 21st through June 20th. is safe for and it says and there's a picture of a phone, right? And that is just so like my dad and his phone. He was a Gemini, right? And he was just so good with his phone and always had the he
always had the nicest phone. He never knew how to do anything on it. Like that was the most technological he would get. Like he would never use a computer or anything, but he loves his nice phones, right? So anyway, it says, "Take heart, take everyone. Element air. Gemini air is like a pesky breeze on a day in the beach. It makes you squint so you don't get a clear
picture of what's happening around you. It says quality mutable. Gemini is a human version of the revolving door symbol. The twins, double trouble, double talk, double life, double cross because it's the twins, the kind of evil twins. Okay. Uh ruler by Mercury. He's the god of actually lies as well as you
know a lot of other some a lot of cool stuff too but uh he's a god of thievery and stuff. Uh favorite pastime jumping to the wrong conclusion. That's like my idea. Favorite book? How to get anyone to agree to anything role role model? The Tasmanian devil. Dream job. Gossip columnist. Key phrase
because I want to. body parts, fingers, usually broken from wagging them in people's faces. Approach with caution. Gemini, the third sign of the zodiac, lives in the house of communication and the and short trips. Conventional astrology says that twins are energetic, versatile charmers, and intelligent, multitasking, social butterflies. The
truth is being with a Gemini is like being a permanent guest at the Madhatter's tea party. A critical rule is not to confuse Gemini duality with the dual nature of Pisces. The fish swim against one another, which makes Pisces its own worst enemy. Gemini twins always stand side by side, egging each other
on, giving you all kinds of crap. They're crafty versus intellectual, fast-talking, con artists versus true philosophers. A twin's idea of success is to be on the A-list of every big shot in town. They love to stand around at a cocktail party and play the name dropdropping game. Telling one you know Paul McCartney hair stylist will ensure
you a place at his or her side during dinner. Gemini is headstrong but not independent. They skim through life. Twins demand freedom but it's the freedom of a teenager. They are too busy rebelling to listen to any other point of view. Being born without the objective assessment, gene has voided
the ability to see any other opinion but theirs is valid. Argue with one and um suffer interrogation that can make a trained spy crumble. Win your case and Gemini will say that's just what I was trying to tell you. So here's the about Gemini men. If you love if you love a
Gemini man. So who's the Gemini man that I know besides my dad? And God is a Gemini man. Um Trump is a Gemini man. Um you know I mean it's just basically you know middle of summer you know in June right I think they right ends right around the summer solstice. But so if you love a Gemini man. So um Tony Curtis
says I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. Um he was a a Gemini or is a Gemini. It says he is simply irresistible. The Gemini man is a fun-loving, independent, roguish romantic who has a doctorate in flirting. He can cook an exotic dinner, then dance with you in the starlight,
point out the constellations, and capture your heart with his beautiful version of their myths. Don't invite uh the wedding guest yet. When you're mentally compiling the guest list, he will excuse himself to get you a fresh glass of chilled wine and while in the kitchen, manage to phone three other girls for dates next weekend. The only
thing this smoozing womanizing party animal is interested in adding your phone number and bra size to is his ever increasing list of victims. Gemini movie star Errol Flynn was long regarded as a black sheep in Hollywood. The phrase in Lake Flynn was coined as a tribute to his ability to score. His
real life adventures, rebellions, and general unruliness rivaled those of the swashbuckling heroes he played. Flynn was married three times and cheated on all his wives. His first wife, French actress Lily Deita, said, "You never know when he's telling the truth. He lies for the fun of it."
Like I said, the rule they're ruled by the god of lies, Mercury, Hermes, right? But his uh his life was one of is one of cheerful excess. But by his late 40s, his hurricane forced existence had taken his soul and he was burned out shell of his former lively self. Flynn died of a heart attack at 50.
Your twin will probably not be quite as bad, but all Gemini men have a gypsy moth's fatal attraction to a pretty face. Totally faithful gems do exist, but they're rarer than the shy Sagittarius. In fact, the word faithful has a different meaning to a Gemini man. Think
of Gemini of Brigham Young, the Mormon founder of Salt Lake, who had 27 wives. I'm sure that in his mind, Brother Bringham considered himself a devoted and faithful husband. In my mind, he was in Gemini Paradise. Yours will have five hobbies, four careers, and an assortment of friends that resembles a mini United
Nations, but his intellectual prowess is limited to his memorization of the various versions of trivial pursuit and entertaining his friends by tearing you to pieces in one of his mer with his merciless asserbic tongue. He loves to put down people and will call you fat ass in public. My dad did that all the
time to people. He was so bad. would be like, "Dad," he would just be loud and saying it. Oh, and commenting on everything. Oh, this person's this. Oh my god. He was so funny though. I mean, yeah. But yeah, I felt bad for people because he would be so loud. Yeah. And snap his fingers when you're when his glass is
empty. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. He would be a little bit demanding. Cold-hearted and calculating, he he is a blatant social climber and will propose on the first date if he smells money. As a husband, he's ambivalent. The only thing this guy's passionate about is being entertained. If you think love means being together, at least some of the
time, sharing dinner, and watching the tube, you better find yourself a homey cancer, a quiet Virgo, and send this horny hound dog packing. Or you could look out on the bright side. You may be hysterical and freaked out half the time, but you'll never be bored. And if you love a Gemini woman, well-
behaved women rarely make history. Marilyn Monroe, June 1st. A Gemini woman is a breath of fresh air. She's a generous of spirit and heart, and has lots of friends. Her ideal man is original, busy, and has absolutely no desire to pin her down in any way. She's witty, fun, loving, and eternally
curious. She can systematically juggle a home, a career, family responsibilities, and several hobbies. Before you decide this vivaceious whirlwind is for you, understand that her usual hobbies are other men. A female twin is the satin clad, glamorous, sexusing female version of the Hollywood heel. She is her own
worst enemy and attracts men who are just as shallow in the classic case of a user uh be being used. She splits her twin nature, forever chasing a fantasy while simultaneously looking for big daddy. Consider Gemini Marilyn Monroe. Sex-Kitted in public, Monroe spent her
private life looking for a stable man and a man who could take care of her. However, in true Gemini form, she never allowed anyone to get close enough or hang around long enough to establish a lasting relationship. Although she often complained bitterly that no one took her seriously, she was never willing to give up the glamour and attention to seriously pursue any of the intellectual
and humanitarian interests her loyal fans claimed she supported. An archetypal Gemini duality, Marilyn lamented that all she wanted was a husband and a home. But she also said, "I have too many fantasies to be a housewife." She oozed sexuality, but if she had any true intellectual bearing, she traded it early on in favor of the
spotlight. In an interview at the height of her career, she said, "I seem to be a whole super structure without a foundation." Of course, your Gemini will be much more stable and less bimbo-esque. But she will also be a woman of many interests, all dependent upon her mood of the moment and what or
whom she's found to drag home to examine, probe, or andor fall in love with temporarily. She loves gossip and her detective skills are superlative. In fact, she would make a great private eye or spy except for one fatal flop. While she can be keep a secret, she can't doesn't often um she can't resist sharing juicy bits of gossip, especially
if it makes her look good. In comparison, if you insist on confessing your own dark past, don't say I didn't warn you. Jem loves uh lives to set things straight. You you included. She will smother you with love and devotion for about five minutes, then begin the task of changing you for your own good. She will toss at you uh with hurricane
force books, tapes, seminars, advice, and examples from her own life. She will find you a job, a counselor, an impatient facility, and expect a progress report each evening. Auntie Mameim, the story of a freewheeling, live a life to the hilt independent woman is the ultimate portrait of the Gemini female. Superstar Roselyn Russell
won a Golden Globe and was nominated for an Academy Award for her portrayal of this mad cap lady. Perhaps that was because Russell was a Gemini and recognized the character on a sole level. The movie's tagline, life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death sums up Miss Gemini's
philosophy in a nutshell. So if you are a Gemini born rotten, then we it goes, can we talk? This Joan Rivers, June 8th. So, Gemini, um, you belong to the Fat of the Monk Club. You were the first kid on your block to have a hula hoop, a skateboard, or rollerblades. You are also the first one to arrive in an
emergency room with a broken bone because you refuse to wear protective gear. You have probably a hundred acquaintances but few friends probably because you spend half of your time talking behind their backs and the other half making eyes at their lovers. Gems can make good writers, mimics, used car
salesmen, con artists, and magpies. You are also one of the psychic signs, but can't shut up long enough to practice your meditation exercises. You love to embellish the boring details of life of your life. When what starts out as a trip to the grocery store becomes the day you spotted Elvis in the parking lot. When you confronted him, you
discovered it wasn't the king after all. It was Jimmy Hoa. You do have a gift for imparting knowledge to others. On the playground, you were the one who taught all the other kids how to play doctor. If you were a drug, it would be speed. You hate solitude. You aren't introspective. And you need the stimulant of other people to help manage
the buzzing noises in your head. It has been said of Gemini Bob Hope that if he could live his life um over again, he would he wouldn't have the time. While this description neatly fits every Gemini, the reason your social calendar is over booked is because when you're when there's no one
else to talk to, you bore yourself to sleep. In Gemini, Mercury bestows a natural talent for pot stirring. You love to invite over for drinks people who detest each other, then sit back and watch the mayhem. Your Achilles heel is romance. You are a sucker for a sob story, flattery, or an outand-out lie. In any other area of life, you are
suspicious of most people who offer genuine friendship because you are such a phony bologoney. However, if someone listens intently to your latest goofy scheme, interjects a bit of his or her own pathos, and then you are hooked. Never mind that your latest flame is your sixth spouse, you instantly fall in love. And then after the smoke clears
and you realize that you've chosen yet another card carrying psycho, you run like hell. And if you can learn not to get I have to hear how this horoscope is for Nancy after this. If you could hear how um if you could hear how okay, if you could learn um to not get
married in between the loving and the running, you'd save yourself many headaches. Your breezy nature and impressive recuperative powers keep you relatively unscathed in matters of the heart. If you have guilt at all, it's more a nagging sense that you should have more emotional empathy, but it doesn't really matter. You're
protected by Mercury, the god of thieves and liars, and seldom get hoisted on your own petard. Uh there isn't a nose in the zodiac you can't tweak. You laugh in the face of a raging bull, and you are made with the ability to give Virgo ulcers. You make Aries see double red and outstalk Sagittarius. You pop you
pop Leo's arrogance balloon with a well-timed bit of truth and stodgy Capricorn's pointed barbs shatter against your cool demeanor. The water signs blatant emotionalism drives you bonkers. However, you know just how to skewer a fish. Crabs and scorpions and serve them all a cart. You and the other
air signs, Aquarius and Libra, understand each other on a soul level and therefore rarely have serious confrontations. Uh, your philosophy is do something even if it's wrong. You may run into a brick wall and get the wind knocked out of you, but your energy scatters around obstacles to gather
again whole on the other side. Let the rest of humanity lumber al along like elephants on a parade. You dart through life, adding color and imagination. Years from now, when all your old lovers are shuffling along behind their walkers, you'll be writing your three volume set of memoirs and teaching lap
dancing on the side just to keep your body limber. So there you go. That it. Oh, actually there's one little if you Well, this the last part about it says, "Can we It says, "Can't we all get along? Think you need to track think you need track shoes to keep up with the
Gemini?" Not so once you know it makes them run. So it says, "Gemini men, women, and children have the highest natural energy levels in the universe. Their air element doubled by their twin nature makes them one of the most restless senses um sensation sensitive of all the signs. They can drive themselves to exhaustion and then be
unable to unwind. To keep yours from having a nervous breakdown, help create a space where he or she can retreat and relax. It can be a corner of a living room where you your gem can sit and and still feel included to the family activities. A workspace in the garage or a home office in the spare
bedroom. Long private soaks in the bath for your adult twin help keep a buzzing brain. Lavender scented sheets, gentle backroes, and a simple home-cooked meal work for everyone. says, "Keeping a Gemini faithful is not such an intimidating feat once you understand that while they may demand freedom, they crave a safe, stable home
and a partner who listens. Gems love to share their adventures and they hear about yours as well, lingering over dinner while your twin entertains you with the latest buzz at work or juicy gossip will ensure that communication lines stay open. Geminis's love surprises, short getaways, and
unexpected notes or gifts. Prove that you are thinking of them. Create a safe haven. Let them roam the neighborhood, stay out late with their friends, and just be a house cat. A Gemini will always reach, just like a house cat, they'll always return to snuggle down next to you. It's
been said that all Geminis have kissed the Blney stone and they all were certainly born with a con artist's heart. However, even the most outrageous Gemini is basically honest due to a horror of being confined to small spaces such as the jail cells. So, you can easily steer uh yours away from his or her more dangerous ideas with a simple
reminder of the consequences. But no Gemini alive can resist the urge to exaggerate a story. Geminis love to plot, plan, and pretend. And they have a wicked sense of humor. Laughing at their plans to get a boss fired or their scheme to sabotage the ATM so it spits money like a slot machine. Safely satisfies their urge to stretch a truth
and provides you with hours of great entertainment. Um, almost over. Gemini is the most versatile of the zodiac. However, anxiety is the force that drives them. Gemini fear that if they don't keep moving, everything they're juggling will come crashing down. Twins skim a topic instead of learning it thoroughly and often proceed on nerve alone when they
should have studied harder. If they misjudge the person they want to impress or the depth of their history uh or the depth of their history test, they will expose themselves to fraud. So, you have the most miserable creature on your hands. Few things are worse to a twin than appearing ignorant. Give adults an electronic calendar which will satisfy their pension for gadgets and
keep them organized so they can keep give themselves time to do an in-depth report instead of high bullet point outline for their marketing presentation. Set aside uninterrupted study time for the young twins while you still have some control over their actions. Um to help develop good research skills that they can use for a
lifetime. Quick tip for emergencies. Uh twins need to communicate. Listening is key to understanding them. Quill a mood with a knight on the town. Praise their ideas. Gaslight them by acting as if you know something they don't. Good twin, bad twin. Boy, George, Joan
Collins, Jeffrey Dmer, Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond, Anne H, John Hinckley Jr., Dr. Jack Kavorian, Marquita Assad, Prince and Dr. Ruth. How was that? Hold on. I hope. Sorry.
No, this is live. Yeah, I was just But I was Yeah, I read the uh Oh, thank you. Hold on. Zeie is listen interesting. When you're streaming still, no one no one cares about camera angles. At least we can hear him this time. Usually the mic. Okay. Well, you know, Maya's really hard on me. My Maya's like she's a tough cookie. So, Maya, let me guess your sign.
Scorpio or Cancer. I mean, it's I mean, I I don't know. May maybe it's not, but uh I like your name, Maya. I like your name. Um it's not pre-recorded, but because that was kind of long. You're going to have to if you I mean, anybody that wants their sign read? Um I think I'll do one sign a show or something like that. Was that good, though, Nancy? I think that was pretty good. Like just
like from like judging by the Geminis I've known like my dad and like some other a lot of close friends have been Geminis actually. Yeah. They have they have that side and and like Maya like that's what I'm saying is like for communication you're not going to find like another sign like for somebody that can pull money out of thin air or pull pull like things like out of the air
because it's like the rule by the air and then they're really good at like drawing things in like like that that that really described my dad to a tea. So that's how I kind of even if it's Why don't I groom myself? Look at you. Look at you,
You look like a troll doll. You look like a human troll doll. Are you talking to me? I grew myself like my hair is long. What am I a horse? I look ding I look I look Well, you look
dingy how you spelled it. Okay. I think you meant dingy with a N gi. Uh oh, I should play the Calima. I have it right here. Oh yeah, I remember. I remember Maya.
Beautiful. I want that on my door. I want that on my I want that as my doorbell cuz Oh, cuz you're Kalema. Kale Lima. Oh, yeah. Cuz you're Kim. You're a Calima. Okay. Okay. Khalima. Like a Hinduism. I like your picture. Let me see. What am I looking at? I look
like I ate pizzas from under my couch. Well, at least I'd have something to eat. I mean, it's like uh you know, kind of have didn't pick anything. But I don't eat my cats. I don't. You know what you look like? You look like a couch fell on you. You got squished
like a pizza. You look like you're full of dough. Okay. You need a little less cheese and salt on your ass. Okay, lady. Perfect. Pete, it's not even you you didn't even spell perfect right?
Yeah. You look like you eat, you know, hot pockets off of your off of your breasts. How about that? Actually, I Is this I found I think I saw her in this video. Hold on. Is this Is this you? Perfect. Pete, hold on.
I hope nobody Okay. Okay, guys. Imagine you're out on a boat. It's okay. It's okay. Nobody's perfect. NO, I'M JUST KID. OKAY, I'm just kidding. I'm gonna show this. Okay, guys. You don't believe in love? Look at this.
speech. Foreign speech. Foreign speech. Foreign
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don't know about you.
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>> Well, at least they're happy. I mean, it could have been I mean, some women probably wouldn't like that. Most of them I pro probably, but she was just Oh my god. Can you imagine a do I mean a dolphin's a large mammal? I mean, it's
just Oh, you're Okay, good. You like that? You're Oh, yeah. So, you're Oh, you're he he was two days after you. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. A a primal gay caveman. A gay caveman. A a gay man. Okay. Well, that Well, what was that dolphin doing? I didn't see the I didn't see the dolphin dick, so I
don't know. But isn't isn't their bottle nose like kind of like a dick, too? I don't know. Imagine if a human had like a a nose like that. I'm like a gay beaywolf. I like that. I like that. We're getting We're getting like kind of kind of literary here. At least he didn't say like a Gindle or Gollum or something like that. I like Beaywolf. I like Beaywolf. Like, you
know, he was the the hero. I like that energy more. So, let's see. I think I'm going to go grab my coffee, but I'm I'm going to put on um a video for you. Oh, can you hear me still? My I'm I'm gonna put on just a short um fairy tale for you. This is I played it last night. This is Rumple
Stiltskin. Hold on. Hope you enjoy it. It's of course cult of psyche style, right? Okay,
here we go. Okay, so I'll be right back. I'm going to grab my coffee. Hey guys, I can get free coffee for another hour and a half at this place. So, I'll be right back. Um,
where is it?
Is it this one? >> Something true about dead malls. They don't die all at once. >> They die from the outside in. The anchor stores go first. The big ones you remember from childhood. Then the middle fills with dollar stores and phone case kiosks and those massage chair vendors
who watch you walk past without blinking. And then those go. Then the food core closes. The fountain stops and the lights begin to fail section by section like a city losing power grid by grid. But there is always one store
still open. You've seen it. You've wondered about it. That one lit window in the dark. The sign still buzzing. The door still unlocked. You tell yourself it's a lease issue. A stubborn owner, a technicality.
You don't go in. Hansel and Gretle went in. Their stepmother had brought them here. That part is true in every version of the story. Brought them and left them. said she was finding a bathroom. Said she'd be right back. That was 3 hours ago. And the mall had been closing
around them in stages since then. Fluorescent clicking off. Security gates rattling down over storefronts like metal eyelids. They tried to find the exit. The mall maps just said you are here. The dot was always in the center. They'd walk toward whichever colored arrow said exit and find themselves
eventually right back at the fountain. The basin had been dry for years, filled with thousands of coins, green with age, some pressed flat by something heavy. Hansel through one in anyway, it didn't wish. It just landed. Gretle was reading the directory.
Something was wrong with the store numbers. Not wrong in a way she could explain, just wrong. The way a familiar word looks wrong if you stare at it for too long. JC Penny appeared at 1 A and again at 47F. The food court was listed twice. A store
called Sweet Things appeared with no number beside it, just a dot. She looked up down the east corridor, the long one past the shuttered GameStop. There was a light dot warm dot yellow. The color of a kitchen window at night when you're
standing outside in the cold looking in. Someone's still here. Hansel said the corridor was longer than the map had suggested. This is a thing about dead malls no one tells you. The geometry changes when no one is shopping. With
crowds, the space compresses around other bodies. Without people, the mall becomes what it always was, an enormous box of air, pretending. They passed the same shuttered pales three times. Gretle counted. She kept count because she was the kind of person who kept receipts,
who noted things, who dropped candy wrappers at each corner they turned so they could find their way back. The rappers were from the last of the working vending machines, still running, still dispensing, restocked by no one. The candy had been stale and tasted wrong. and they ate it anyway because
the hunger had started to feel like it had been there longer than just a day. She had left a trail. She looked back. The floor was clean. No rappers. The third pale had a mannequin in the window. The first two hadn't. Sweet things was everything. The mall had
stopped being warm, lit, smelling of butter and sugar and something under that. Beneath the sweetness, the way rot hides beneath fruit. A woman stood behind the counter. Older, small, she had the particular patience of someone
who has been waiting a specific amount of time and knows it is almost done. She smiled. We're lost, Gretle said. Everyone who comes here is, the woman said that's what the mall is for now.
She fed them. There was a back room, she said, warm with CS with everything. They could wait for morning, for their stepmother, for someone to come. Gretle ate. Hansel looked at the display cases. chocolates
molded into shapes, hands, faces, small curled figures exactly the right size for something he couldn't name but recognized. The way you recognize a space made for a specific object, even when the object is gone. Can I see the back room? He said,
the woman's smile did not change. Of course, the back room was a stock room. Metal shelving, old inventory, the smell of cardboard going soft in the damp. A door at the far end. Heavy metal. Combination lock left open. Beyond it,
cold blue light. And the mall, not an exit. The same mall, the same fountain with the same dead coins, the same directory with the same uncoordinated dot. The same long dark corridor stretching east. The same warm yellow
light burning at the end of it. Hansel stood in the doorway for a long time. Gretle was behind him. He turned to tell her what he'd found. She was holding a candy wrapper. I found one, she said, from our trail.
He took it. The foil was oxidized. The logo was an old version of the logo, a design that hadn't been in use for a long time. He looked at the font, at the colors, at the date stamped in the corner in faded ink, and he understood that the hunger
they'd felt had not started today. They went back to the counter. The display case now had to empty spaces. The right size. How long? Gretle said. It wasn't a question. The woman didn't make it one either. The mall doesn't keep time the
way you do. But you've been here long enough. The entrance was still there. The door they'd come through still unlocked. Hansel opened it. Beyond was the parking lot, dark and empty. A sky the color of a monitor left on in an empty room. And
somewhere past the highway, the road back. Home or the shape of it. He held the door. Gretle looked at it. She looked at the woman. She looked at the candy wrapper. Old foil, old logo, a date from before. either of their births. She turned it over in her hands
and she thought about the hunger, about how long it had been there, about how the food in this place was the first thing that had made it quiet. She took a step back from the door. Gretle. I'm hungry, she said. I'm still so hungry.
The mall is still there. Off the highway, past the exit, most GPS systems flag as closed. One store lit in the dark, sign still buzzing, door still unlocked. You've probably driven past it. You probably didn't stop. That was the right choice. Most people make the
right choice, but you've been a little hungry lately, haven't you? Haven't you?
Haven't
you? Haven't you? I like McBth, too. Oh, out out down spot. And you know, I I like uh I mean I like McBth. That was one of my favorite books in high school, actually. I um I like some of the Canterbury tales, but um Well, these are Yeah. I mean, it's like I wish I had like a little fireplace and like a and I
could like read it, you know, like like Bill Cosby on Christmas and stuff like that, but I had to go get a coffee, so who's going to do it? I mean, and then it's like I don't really like I mean, my voice is a good I do have a good reading voice but my AI voice is not good. Hey guys, are you interested in
um if anyone's interested in making some extra money by tra training AI? All you have to do is talk talk to somebody about you decide on a topic. Also, it was kind of irritating this morning. I was like having microphone problems and it's like they're kind of picky about your microphone supposed to be pretty good because you do it from your computer and stuff, but they match you with they match you with somebody and
then you just talk about a topic for 15 minutes. That's about five bucks for every 15 minutes you do that. But then if you do the video thing, you can get like get $5 for just five minutes and you can do it on just like five minutes of video and you make $60 or or $80 an hour if you if you get the video thing. So you just have to have a kind of good camera like at least 720 and uh but my
microphones are not doing too good. I don't know. I always had microphone problems, you know. Anyway, um you can go look at my wall. It's called Bab. It's called Babel. Um Babel. It's like a cool company I found. You have to apply just like a kind of audition like just like a minute with your voice and stuff. It's really easy. And then they pay cash
cash up and stuff. If you guys are interested, I think that's one of the things I I would like to heavily promote because they actually do pay off. They're actually really good and I think people would enjoy it. So, I can do a reading for Maya um if she'd like, but I don't think she's here anymore. All right. I don't know. It's
gotten really quiet. I might take off for a while and just come back tonight. I don't know. I But I would like to maybe like uh somebody would like to get a longer reading, I'll stick around for a while, too. Um or any other stuff, you can you can schedule time with me, too. I have
my my email address on my uh my biography page or my my page or whatever. I'm and I'm I'm sorry I'm not like best shape today, but I was up coding last night. You know, it's like a takes a lot out of me. I have a psyche verse going on. I got people in the psyche verse. Uh
uh why don't you why don't we we can go um we can go I think Trishalicious is on. Everyone go say hi to Trisha. Okay. Say psyche subja. I'll be back later. Okay. What?
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