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Nine to Two (Cat Song)

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📜Community myth📂event🎬1 episode

Summary

AI-generated country parody (Dolly Parton's 'Nine to Five') created by Kate/Sweet Pea's community. Claims Psyche went from 9 cats to 2 via neglect/coyotes. Mocked as 'sanitizing pet deaths into rhythmic punchline.' Psyche explains: one cat birthed 5 kittens (4→9), cats dispersed naturally.

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🎬Episodes1

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