Summary
As discussed on stream: An event documented as 'Module Two' of cult onboarding, occurring December 22, 2025 at a petting zoo. Cult member Christine (documented as a crypt keeper) harassed baby goats, which conspired with a reindeer named Rudolph to 'steamroll' her. The goats subsequently formed a band called 'the Bleatles' and 'the Bleed Suits.' Post-incident, the official statement was 'We're all so proud of Rudolph,' with no mention of Christine.
At a Glance
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Classification
Canon Statushumorous
Categoryevent
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