3,571 notable quotes from the archive
“I don't hate anybody. Like, I love people, you know.”
“Joe's just talking, so.”
“I'm chilling like a villain.”
“I have like over a thousand on my Steam”
“El just woke up.”
“I wasn't in the bathroom. I was getting socks.”
“Amber's a nasty little [ __ ] Huh? Yep. Fuzzy Bear. Fuzzy Bear said, 'Amber is a nasty little slut.' Oh. Oh, that true.”
“Dar is not black.”
“Well, I have a cat that's not neutered. His is marbles and he has a big pair of marbles.”
“Look look look guys. This is like this this is see the rainbow on myself. This is like a sign, right? It's a sign right now.”
“cats are funny like that, right? You ever see the Simpsons where like they're I think the cat's name is Snowball, right?”
“Hello, do you have any other material?”
“I haven't laughed so hard since I saw Flirty Diamond do a somersault off the table.”
“Be your own fan, which means like you have to, you know, always pat yourself on the back or in the butt.”
“Your laughter makes people happy, which in turn makes you happy. If you could do anything for anyone to make them happy, you would at any cost.”
“I love everyone. I want everyone to be laughing laughing at my show, right? I want everyone to be laughing.”
“We could also do a cook off. We can do like a cookoff competition”
“I'm just not good at poker, you know”
“So you bring poker up on the screen and people just go join the link and join the table. Oh, cool.”
“Alexander the best.”
“Who How many people stayed with me? Oh, 18 people. What do you guys think?”
“Anyway, that's where I get stuck in the game and I get very frustrated sometime.”
“you don't want to be spending like an hour on a name. You know, though the name is big, it'll take me a half hour, 40 minutes to do have a name on, you know, like on some girl's ass”
“I said look up a like um angry kitty angry black cat and he like put up photos and it was all like actual black cats”
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