3,559 notable quotes from the archive
“You have a backup plan for every [ __ ] backup plan 10 times for. That's what how the military thinks, right?”
“Just have a backup plan for the backup plan and a backup plan for the that plan and and that's it. You'll be good.”
“And if you guys if you want to say something um if you want to say something rude like that I do appreciate if you put it in a super chat”
“You apologetic for other people's [ __ ] And it's Eldo [ __ ] more [ __ ] up between you and Kate”
“If you're gonna say some [ __ ] and not be a”
“I was more addicted to weed than I was to cigarettes.”
“Even they're not even sweet. There's not It just has the word sweet.”
“Oh, they're not we're discontinuing selling them because they have the name in California won't allow us to sell them anymore in anywhere in the state because they have the word sweet on it.”
“"You're the one who said it. I don't know what to tell you."”
“"Weed's my therapy. I'm going to smoke a blunt."”
“I'll do a 15 minute reading and I'll try to get the camera set up above it. I can add another camera and uh and then I'll do like a 15 minute reading for $10.”
“some of the so-called trolls actually care about that man, right? He might be frustrated over the years, but I'm sure some of them care about him. I know that I've seen people go to bat for him.”
“Well, you know what else hurts? Being kicked off my panel. Bye.”
“Oh, well, the truth hurts. I don't know tell you. Someone should have taught you that a long time ago.”
“I'm literally trying to just not be a total dick and tell you like I just I'm telling you how you come across.”
“How about like let him without sin cast the first stone?”
“I saw him as a normal guy.”
“Now they're saying, 'Oh, Benny's autistic and he has the mind of a 14-year-old.' So, you're basically hitting on a 14-year-old when you talk to Benny and stuff.”
“I did not hit on him. I was just like I just like said a dirty joke to him one time and then everyone took it out of context.”
“Okay, Wayne, the reason I'm not having you back on my show is because you're making unfounded accusations against me and saying cruel things.”
“Wow, Josh, you know, your your attitude really improved this week." I'm like, "Fuck you."”
“If I get told I'm I'm not doing a good job, well then [ __ ] it.”
“If someone tells me I'm doing a good job, I stop.”
“If you kill an eagle here, you're going to [ __ ]”
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