“You're just playing me, cuz you're a cat and cats just play the humans”
“I'll just moderate the chat myself and if anybody gets blocked or timed out, just everyone can just blame me, you know.”

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5,328 notable quotes from the archive
“You're just playing me, cuz you're a cat and cats just play the humans”
“I'll just moderate the chat myself and if anybody gets blocked or timed out, just everyone can just blame me, you know.”
“Sing to the Lord a new song. Sing to the Lord, all the earth.”
“I'm going to be more careful to make the panel safe and I'm not going to let anybody be attacked on the panel.”
“It means, you know, just just let things be. Let things happen naturally. If it's meant to be, it will.”
“I'm Wolverine if Wolverine got his life together.”
“My intentions are good even though I might be a little crazy. It's okay. I might be a little crazy, too.”
“I think there is you know you can just divide things into like four cycles, just divide them into seasons, you divide them into months, divide them into seasons”
“I love you, but it's like, just don't just hurt me more than not to acknowledge me rather than talking a bunch of stuff on me”
“I don't want to face the consequences of what you guys are doing”
“If you want to donate, I will shave the beard”
“You're now known as Doug the racist.”
“It does get better with time. I'll say that. And if you're in tune with your spiritual realm and stuff, you'll know that they are still around you.”
“My sister's a thespian, so I know all about all that. Thespian. Yep. Yeah. She was also I was in um Bye-Bye Birdie when I was like probably 13 or 14 years old.”
“I don't like you.”
“You're a fool if you just trust everybody”
“You remind me of Shelley Juval”
“I love Lucifer. That's my favorite part of the year”
“It's like so good.”
“I have a more adult deck for you”
“Take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have life”
“They're called cappers or something. Um and they um they like will get somebody to flash, right? And then they'll like start try to blackmail them and stuff.”
“Let's all go over to Clumsy Bean Gang. I'll go back on the panel and stuff. We can have fun the rest of the night, okay? I love you, Alex.”
“I'm a cute guy. I'm just a cute guy. I'm cute. I'm cute. I'm just a I'm a cute guy. I can't help it.”