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5,318 notable quotes from the archive
“I'm sorry. I didn't mean to end up naked with your wife in bed. I I was at the wrong house. Hold on.”
“it's like there there's so many closet people in the game and stuff like”
Psycheat 0:18“An angel shot is an emergency um an emergency. It's like a panic button that you inform the bartender of and then they it all goes over to them, their security team and everything and they quietly get you out of the way and take you elsewhere or they'll dismiss the other person.”
Psycheat 0:13“I think he wants to debate you, Psych.”
“if a gay man came up and touched me and then somehow you know you know he was gay I would shoot him”
“You should swipe left.”
“I tried online dating once. It uh it worked out a couple times and one time it didn't work out so much.”
Psycheat 0:00“every human wants to feel like they belong because a lot of people are ostracized a lot of people don't feel like they belong accepted and stuff like that”
Psycheat 0:43“I'll I my personality I hit on everybody. I hit on women. I hit on guys.”
Psycheat 1:19“Slam the door in his face. Okay.”
Friendat 0:09“I'm not stupid, guys. I understand it now.”
Psycheat 1:25“I don't care if people call me fat. I like when people call me [__] I get kind of turned on when people call me.”
Psycheat 0:52“That's not what hookah is for. No, it's for flavor”
Psycheat 0:23“You murdered a bird and plucked all feathers”
“We need to get paid a green card and a visa to come and be”
“I'll be there with Beeta whether you make it or not”
Psycheat 0:42“It is not a possum. It's gay possum.”
Psycheat 1:22“You need a green card. You're a foreigner. You have first a card or you can pay for a Trump card.”
Psycheat 1:26“My favorite color is the number nine.”
Isaiahat 0:41“I am 510. No, I am 510. You're crazy.”
“I don't know what you're doing. Yeah, that's what we're doing. I don't know what you're doing”
Psycheat 0:53“Yeah, you look like you work behind a help desk at a casino or some”
“I'm hot. I'm high and drunk”
“My favorite color is the number nine”