“You understand? When we sit up there and try to extract milk out those tits cuz she got small tits.”
“It's not a zebra print. It's a leopard print.”

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5,318 notable quotes from the archive
“You understand? When we sit up there and try to extract milk out those tits cuz she got small tits.”
“It's not a zebra print. It's a leopard print.”
“It was a distasteful joke. And my jokes aren't for everybody. My bad. That it was in your expense.”
“Jokes are subjective. Comedy is subjective.”
“You're a gypsy. You'll dance to anything.”
“I think I think I have a bigger forehead, but it's nice for you to take the message off the screen.”
“If you have no camera, you suck.”
“I said I said, 'Okay, he's an attractive guy, but not my type.' But I said I made a dirty joke once to him and it's like that was it.”
“You're twice his age.”
“If the shoe fits, wear it.”
“I'm gonna get off. Kicking up face for nothing”
“You can come back and stuff like that. It's very cute”
“I'm not afraid of you [ __ ] and trolling in the chat. Okay, your money's on glory hole.”
“It's a VIP only diddy party. If I don't know your ass, then you're not welcome on the panel, right?”
“It's a potato”
“I want to lick that off of you”
“You're twice this asshole's age.”
“I'm not afraid of you and trolling in the chat”
“No smiling in the after parties”
“I know you're being a dick, right? You're trying to start something”
“You're right on it right now. Well, this is through a third party, but on YouTube. YouTube is a second literally the second largest search engine in the world.”
“Let's hold hands. No homo.”
“Trolls make the world go around, but not in my space, not on my crown.”
“Know the playbook, flip the script, take back your power. Trilipedia.”